10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub CAN NEVER PREDICT FIGHTS! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #60

Episode Date: July 18, 2023

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I see a shadow banner rising. I see my views go away. I see Annie and Kalilah. I hear Esther go away. Don't walk home tonight My truck will be alright There's a bandit on the rise I said that one day Stop at my favorite time of the week When you get near, bop, but try to speak Release surprises today You better actually watch 10 Minutes of Shop Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop.

Welcome. Yes. As always, join the Patreon. This week we reviewed Andrew Schultz's special, Infamous. It was not unlike I would have met. The difficulty level was not unlike becoming a monk, maybe taking a vow of silence, or in those movies where it's like grasshopper,

remove it from my hand and all that very different because there are no laughs had uh this week we're going to be reviewing shane gillis's special on the patreon probably gonna be different oh yeah as well um we're trying to do one good one bad one good one bad yeah because we want to keep it different yeah uh and also shows uh july 26th coming up i have a show at the citizen market the setup in culver city july 19th tomorrow if you're watching this when it airs san jose improv with jesus pulvita come check it out yeah but anyways that's not why they're that's not why unfortunately that's not why they're here shout out to everyone that joined our live and we ate a mex not why they're here. Shout out to everyone that joined our live, and we ate a Mexican cookie, dude. Yeah, we ate a Mexican cookie on the live.

It was disgusting. It was horrible. It was disgusting. Really, it was worse than I thought it was going to be, and I thought it was going to be bad. It was disgusting. It was a beast of a bad situation for my taste buds. You're that white boy that gets white boy salsa, dude.

I got pace, but I think it showed work ethnic to eat it at all, because it was gross. It was a good cookie from Trader Joe's, bad salsa from P pace, but I think it was showed work ethnic to eat it at all because it's gross. It's a good cookie from Trader Joe's bad sauce from pace according to Gerardo. But anyways, we should have another ten minutes of shop live next month. Yeah. So if you have any ideas for specials to watch, drop

it in the comments. Yes, that's comedy specials that we don't. Well, I mean, if you want to add what salsa and cookies and things, okay, we're not doing the salsa cookies again. Gerardo's going to do that sometimes a week. Well, I mean, if you want to add what salsa and cookies and things, okay, we're not doing the salsa cookies again. Charles is going to do that sometimes we really dude, but that's not where they're here. That's right. Start. You're starting. You're here to watch

ten minutes of shop. So play the chain clip. All right. So this first one is posted by Brendan is a hack. I think they're referring to you and a be cool to be cool and it's called by Brendan is a hack. I think they're referring to you and a be cool to be cool and it's called remember when shop would post these on I G. Let's see Man, Seattle different.

Yeah, look at all those redacts going crazy. It looks like they're in a church. Is he playing a church? Theaters be theaters. Yeah, but it had those like church windows, you know? Yeah. That shop in a church. Today's sermon is going to be a little different.

We're going to have Brendan Shaw. You guys all know about God. Jesus was gay. I'm getting shadow banned on YouTube. You know how Jesus... Yeah, I'm getting shadowed. Let me talk about shadow. You know who someone else who got shadow banned. He starts doing the youth pastor thing.

Yeah. You know who else got shadow banned? What's the governor's name from Texas? Jim Abbott's legs. Yeah. You know who else got shadow banned? What's the governor's name from Texas? Jim Abbott's legs. Oh, God. Yeah. Dude, Shab is so stupid. I bet he would have a bit like there's my the bit about Jesus. I bet it would be like, you know, since Jesus is God, I bet he has a big

dick. Hundred percent. He has that in the chamber. Yeah, he's going to unleash it soon. I'm a predicting the future. So the devil's like hold my beer, my dig bigger than that. I bet I would think he would say the devil has a small dig. Oh, and you know, that's why he's bad because he's got a small dig.

That was always trying to like tempt you and stuff to get a small dick. Exactly. I like how we don't laugh at the shop bits. We create. It's probably more accurate that way. You know, you got to keep it real. Yeah, keep it one. Oh, no. Uh-huh. create. It's probably more accurate that way. You know, you got to keep it real. Yeah, keep it one. Huh? Well, this one's posted by a successful egg

eighty three forty five. It's called snl is my north star and keep in mind half of this clip might get gadooshed, but it's way too funny. I remember this podcast with the guy, but I don't think you've seen the second part of this clip acting and comedy and you know saturday night live was like our north star still is still my golden hope you can make mofongo you can make my favorite chili oh man so now we see where he got the bit from this north star he's taking it from uh david what's that guy's name a keenan thompson no but like the baseball

player was his name david ortiz david ortiz bit. Yeah, okay, poppy, baby, interesting, very interesting, big poppy gringo poppy dude. Whoa, I'm just saying mind blown. That's a bigger clip than we thought. Did that go viral at Chang's? I don't know. That's huge. It is actually. Yeah, wow, that's crazy. That blew my mind. Yeah, um, yeah, friend. Do you like SNL? Let's go to the next clip. Dicey dicey. All right. This one's posted by Galileo the great. It's called the narrative about around in

Ghanu. It's PF changing. This is a long clip, but I thought it was pretty funny by the end of it. Let's see what happens. A championship goes. We believe in mixed martial arts. We believe in martial arts in general. So Francis will have an opportunity to a fight for world championship and mixed martial arts.

And B we're open to him fighting box and he box first. That was his caveat with UFC. Well, I want to box first and then fight and you'll see, and you'll see when absolutely not what championship say, cool. We'll let you do that. We'll be part of that.

Thank the clip guy i mean the guy who's doing the subtitles because i will have no idea what's going on he's still going too fast though this is an addy's clip for sure this is uh well let's keep in mind this is recent yeah the addy meter is a little you know magnetized towards the red area but uh this is recent and he said that he quit the addy so i just want to put that out there. Sorry, continue. So that's a lie. Then all I do is lie to you. Yeah. Oh, you're right, dude. He lies a lot or this. Is there a withdrawal when I don't know? Maybe maybe when you take the addies, you're just at that speed forever. This most redacted thing I and you have ever

said, I'm going to ask you to keep your focus so that you can get the concept of the clip by the end of it. Ready? So who is he talking about? Francis Ngannou. Damn, dude. I'm proud of you, bro. Here it goes. We part of the marking of that. We'll do all that for you.

Now, what's he going to do? It's not good, man. And I don't know who needs to get in France here. Nobody needs you. Big special arts across the board. Boxing cross board will be just fine. Nobody's bigger than the game. Nobody.

Nobody. The closest person we've ever had that was bigger than the game nobody nobody the closest person we've ever had that was bigger than the game is conor mcgregor he has some a little more leverage than francis right so for francis like i don't know who you're listening to man but this is not going well this has been a disaster what francis okay so that was a clip we might have already played on the show before a couple weeks back or whatever months back when francis and ghanu officially left the ufc everyone was upset that he wasn't going to fight john jones all that stuff right and then now this is a current clip i'm assuming maybe in the recent past like

couple weeks when francis has signed i think with one fc so he was basically saying that it's block bus for francis to want to box first and then do mix martial artists or mix martial arts with a different company because the UFC wouldn't let him do that and he's basically saying Connor's the only one that could do that be yeah right yeah so I mean he's doing a nobody knows who you are bit to Francis shop has the memory of a rabbit. It's fascinating. He just keeps it's almost like he really doesn't read the comments because he keeps repeating himself. Nobody knows who you are francis so what do you think he's

going to do now say the opposite probably let's see this is doing is leading the way for other fighters that are stuck that feel like they have no voice that feel like the ufc is the only show in town even if they're mistreated what francis is doing is he's taking the hits for them going, no, no, no. Look, there is a way to do this. Pause it. Is there a possibility that there's a Jekyll and Hyde situation going on? There's two Brendan Shobbs.

There's one that has good takes and one that has bad takes. Is that a humanly possible there could be two? Dicey question because everyone on change would say that he has all bad takes sure but as you know we disagree with them from time to time no i like shot they hate him well a lot of them another thing too is that i'm kind of out of the game b you know like mma like if i watch a take of his i can't be like oh he's saying something about this fighter oh yeah you don't watch enough you have seen it really now i mean neither do i i like it and i watch it sometimes. I just trust Chang's. Yeah, we've told we've

been we've been good douche by Chang's like we just believe everything that they say and then we'll realize that they've edited the clip to make it look like we're so dumb for thinking that he took a bite out of a fish. But listen, we watch a lot of stuff. We can't really decipher everything that happens. I know. I mean, this one's

pretty cut and dry. He just talks shit about Francis and gone to trying to a different Avenue. And then now he's like, he's, he's a fucking maverick. I think I probably agree more with the second take. I mean, I don't think Francis is bad.

Yeah. I don't know what will happen, but Tyson, Ferry, Francis and Ghana is pretty fun. Oh, yeah, that's fun.

I'm tuning in B. Yeah, I'll get that pay-per-view. You know, absolutely. Let's see the rest of this. Another route. You I'll get that pay-per-view. You know, absolutely. Let's see the rest of this another route. You can go shout out to his agent.

He just said Mark Hill took all this. He just said that the agent was like, I don't know who you're listening to. Yeah, this. Yeah, it's hilarious. Damn, dude. Let's see. What are you doing? You ruin his career. What's up now? He's saying what's up to himself.

They made the right decision. They crawled through some like Andy Dufresne. They came out on the other side. Now they're fighting Tyson Fury. That takes cojones, dude. Yeah, you imagine the shit he went through. Remember the taxing guy? The shawl shank redemption?

Did he go on a shawl shank? This is North Star, B. That movie is my North Star, B. You know the kind of food they have in jail. What? Chilean. Yeah. Can I say?

It's funny. He also has a clip where he's like, they're actually not assaulting anyone in jail. But the Shawshank Redemption is some assault scenes. I don't know if you Shawshank Redemption ever heard of it. It's his tax. He went through. He went through. He went through some. Oh, it must feel good.

They knew what they were doing. Shout to Markel, man. You did it, brother. Proud of you, man. And Francis, my God, dude, this is insane. This is history, dude. I know people. Good idea, man.

I know people could do me all the time because I'm on Brandon's side, but I do feel bad for him that he's not able to remember. It's obvious that he spoke those words in different scenarios. I just like I don't know if he's consciously doing this. You know what I mean? Or he just hears it both ways be here's it both ways. Dude, you're so right for I'm an idiot, dude. I deserve the good news. Hey, we're all going to get good douche someday. Just don't produce yourself. Absolutely not. All right. This one's

pretty funny. It's from Icarus lives. He hasn't posted in our alleys. I haven't seen a post of isn't a while great name. Never seen it. It's called Joe. It's probably closer to that Rogan. Let's see how tall you five five eight. Okay, presumably you measure that with some kind of tape measure.

All right. So are you 5'7 3⁄4"? It's probably closer to that. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. So maybe you're 5'7 3⁄4". So are you 5'7 1⁄4"?

It's probably closer to that. Okay. I'm shrinking. Are you 5'6 3⁄4"? It's probably closer to that. Okay. I'm shrinking. Are you five, six, and three quarters? It's probably closer to that. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. So you five, six, three quarters. So are you five, six? It's probably closer

to that. Okay. I'm shrinking. I know it's a tried out bit. No, that's clever. But it's clever. The editing is great in that. Yeah, thank him. Yeah, thank him. Be any any thoughts on Rogan's height.

I have no I, you know, I have no idea. I haven't really been following the height thing. Yeah. All I know is that he's bald and he slangs dick. Yeah. You know, I just know the stuff I've heard from scoop. Dude, my favorite Rogan bits are where he humps the stool. It's so funny.

He is this. He's very good at stool hunting and it's an art that you know you have to do it right. Yeah, we shouldn't be criticizing. We should be thinking him. He's only there's only a thousand that can do him and they're they really are heroes and there's a clip about that later to boom. All right, let's see here. This one's

posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called the gringo poppies take on how comics should react to other specials. Are they going to talk about other men on airwaves? I'm afraid so be okay. That's not like Star Trek. I'm afraid so be live long and good douche.

Live long and good douche. Okay, but I also think it's the culture like now like I was. I won't say who it is. I was in the green room. I was at the laugh factory and these guys were making fun of Matt Rife. And I don't know those guys that well, but we were in the circle back then. I was like, the fuck are you doing?

What are you doing? What are we doing here? Don't talk about Matt Rife in front of Boppa. He'll let you be. Losers. I was like, you know how many tickets I did sell? Oh, if it's about tickets, I go, no, no, no. You got to realize, man, he was doing comedy way before this.

You see my wine out, I'm like, you know how hard that dude's worked? And you guys are just going to sit here and talk shit? Whoever blows up, they're going to talk shit, man. I mean, it's just how it is. But I think it's a culture where everybody wants. That's why. That's why they're talking shit. Only the success.

Yeah. Nothing else. Yeah. Nothing else. What else could it? Is there anything else? Nope. Nothing to see here, folks. Nothing else.

Oh, really, dude? Is there a place in his mind where he's comparable to Matt Rife's success? Who? Scoop? Yes. Probably. I was thinking he was going to go into like, listen, Matt Rife is a marketing genius and then like relate to him that way. There's a big difference.

Matt Rife did it all on his own. Bapa completely Joe Rogan and Matt Rife did comedy for a long time. Scoob did whatever he thinks he did, you know, or we all saw. You can call it stand-up comedy if you want, but that's dicey dicey. We tried the cookie, dude.

Yeah. Let's see. When I go to the comic store, like, whoever it was, name a comic. I remember Bert's special came out one time, and Bert's my boy, man. I remember I walked in, and the rest of these people are his quote-unquote boys. Like, you see Bert's special? Yeah, it was great. Like, no.

Jeez. Dude, he's just snitching on his friends now. How many people could that be. Yeah. That was great. Like now, geez, dude, he's just snitching on his friends. Now, how many people could that be? Yeah. There's only like a certain group of folks that that could be. And he's just saying that they are talking shit about Bert special. Yeah.

There's no loyalty here. They're all like, we don't talk about God, like men on airways. And we don't, it's a, you're a bitch. If you like like say like about

stuff about other people literally he is snitching on his friends doing that they're in this room right here the the brain cells are so is a small level of them yeah these people are not intelligent

but I like Griffin I mean maybe Griff brings it up a little bit, but the two of them. Let's see. He's special. What? They go. Even if it was not good. It doesn't matter who it is.

If it's your friend, you go ride or die. I don't even watch him. I just go. It was great. Yeah, I don't watch him. I go as my boy. I like him. He said, I don't watch him.

Yeah, that's also dicey dicey Wait till you see Let's see So Girls was fantastic that's the last one I've watched I just watched that I was just so funny you say that I was just about to say I was like I really I hit them up

And I was like yo my wife and I are watching Fantastic I watch zero specials enjoyed that i hit him up and i was like yo my wife and i are watching fantastic you know so that's a good one fantastic i watch zero specials i've only seen the only one i watch and then uh big jays i think well here all right devil's advocate again yeah um so them like saying beast and murderer and all that stuff yes it's embarrassing and you can make fun of it but if you didn't if you're like us or other people like we've probably said things are beast and like murderers and stuff we just don't have this podcast where it's like you're watching it all the time so we start sounding the same over and over again yeah they just and also you

don't really know it's cringe until you actually see it. I think so. It's of course it's cringe to be like, oh my God, Tom Sikora is a freaking murderer man. He's the all dude like, you know, that kind of stuff. Yeah, but we could have done that. We don't do that now because we know how embarrassing it is and also

knowing that people are going to watch and listen to what you're doing. You juice up before B, you know what I mean? You're taking them. You're taking tiger thick. You're drinking coffee with diet Coke. Yeah.

I mean, hot cheetos are flying everywhere. It's just like you're absolutely right. That's something that they don't take into account is that when you start, just like you say, create an Addie's baddies, diet Coke, Cheetos, all all that stuff these people are like it's coming out of their eyes yeah so keep that in mind i and i am empathized with that too because there's times where we're saying things like a level that we

should probably be conveying it lower turn it down turn it down because then you could just take that part out and now i'm i'm yelling tim ballard is the king you know what i mean like right that's just the sound of freedom though that's what you're hearing the sound of work we're letting it go we're firing and all cinder cylinders cinders bees and there you go we will light you up b there's an ocean of cinders under our feet self-gadouche what's it called uh in in the sound of freedom it's a movie of cinders under our feet self. Good do what's it called in in the sound of freedom? It's a movie. I watched this last weekend.

There's a part in this the movie. I swear to God, dude, where he has a very dry throat and he says water. Nice. Well, Gerardo's Q and on play the next. I am not you and you can't just say that I'm cutting that part out. Not saying in all right. So this one's posted by Neil Bench. It's

called our Bapa, the master interviewer. Thank him. Now, Matt, like me, you're tough alumni and the ultimate fighters kind of making a comeback. Now it's been it's been dark days for ultimate fire. There's is that Matt Mitrione? No, that's Matt Sierra. I think

I said it like the Chang's people said. Matt Sarah. Seven people watched in the past about 10 years since we left, my man. But now it's back on mainstream TV. It's back on regular ESPN. You got Conor McGregor, Michael Chandler. You excited for the Ultimate Fighter?

Kind of making a resurgence here? Have you ever had a dream? Oh, my God. That you had, you could do, you want, you could do so, you want him to do you so much you could do anything? Nailed it, dude. That's a great, virtually identical beat. It's kind of, Schaub's interviewing

technique is not unlike that or that old Chris Farley bit on SNL as North Star, you know, when he interviews Paul McCartney and he's just like, oh man, like that song. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Yeah, that's his style. I like it. It's very fun

to watch. Yeah, uh bite-sized pieces like this i can't i just can't sit through a whole interview like no i'm not going to watch all of the fighter and the kid or shop show or any of that all right we got a throwback here it's posted by dicey redact great name never seen it um it's a cell phone emoji and a ghost emoji, meaning what cell phone emoji and a ghost emoji. I don't know. I'm too tired to post and ghost be. Listen, I'm redacted. I was hoping this was a bit that you were trying not to remember.

Let's see, though. No, I did not. I don't think quickly on the fly at least not today i i really don't fuck with it at all i post i get out i post what i need i don't see anything so i have no idea what you've been up to i have no idea if they post something dope i don't find out fight announcements so i'm like at starbucks and a fan like dude jeremy's just back that's how i found out starbucks how do you find out fight announcements. So I'm like at Starbucks and a fan, but dude, do you hear Misha's back? That's how I found out Starbucks. Why don't you find out about all this stuff?

What do you mean? Oh, we've seen this. Yeah, we have watched it. Clearly an ad is for sure. I love it. He's like,

if they post something good, I don't see it. It's just a weird thing to say. Have you heard about this story? We were all like, no, and you're like, I did.

No, not world star. I read news. Like if I'm, if I'm on my phone, I'm reading, right? I'm not on social media. That? We were all like, no. You're like, I did. No, not Worldstar. I read news. If I'm on my phone, I'm reading. I'm not on social media. That's the thing. I don't know. I feel like it just sucks me in.

I'm reading. This is his motion for reading. He does not read books. That's clear. I was like that forever. You had to be disciplined. Shab reading a book. He has like the book and he's starting,

he's trying to swipe the page instead of turning it. I mean, I mean, I'm a, all right. And then I think it's just trying to show him not posting and ghosting. Uh, what is,

I don't get the reference here. I don't know. I just saw Luke though Oh is this all stuff he's liked or something Oh I think so yeah Leah is back in the old Leah is out there too and we talk about all of the Leah stuff We talk about Sean How he deals with social media

Which point blank I think he's an absolute liar You're not telling me that you just have somebody run your social media 24 7 you just know i gotta be a tough little deal i got a hard time with social media it's hard for me to tweet all the time it's hard for me to do it you know i'm a dumbass come on yeah i but honestly there's comics smaller than shop that don't touch their social media and it's somebody else that handles all of it yeah you know i mean so i mean yeah it's it's definitely possible i don't i'm never on tiktok but i have someone else posting in my tiktok and pretty much not on ig either and i don't think i don't think shop's telling the truth that's

what i'm saying uh i i definitely think there, you know, swiping and liking and stuff like that, but I do believe that somebody is stoking the flames at times by posting as shop on certain messages. Maybe we'll get into later. Like a Q drop, but a shop drop. Yes. Okay. Yes.

For the chains, the chain drop. He does. Who's doing chain drops, do you think? Either Chin. Yeah, who's Q? What would have instead of Q be who's S? Well, we all knew Marg was Q at one time. Who's R for Redact?

Answer in the comments, B. I don't have an answer right now. I like that. It's apparently Blue Dollar, right? Blue Dollar. Yeah, people are saying that blue dollar is yeah shop. Who knows who knows?

Well, let's get through these clips so we can go to the I'm excited for the text post this week, but I'm leaving it for the end because people come here to see clips be absolutely this one's posted by Julian Calabasas. It's called just delete your apps be and I this is the only clip i didn't watch because uh

i had to watch i had like proof watch the other ones yeah so i'm excited to see what this is about i think i might have seen this already oh fuck all right here it goes um yeah dude i mean to be honest it was touch and go there for a while like i i going through my shit i was like oh oh man this would be just way easier if none of this shit was happening. And I know how to make none of it happen is to just fucking go away. And, you know, there are people that have. By deleting the apps, you mean? No, that's not what I mean.

Oh, Shab and his comprehension skills. So blockbuster. Just so blockbuster. You know, there are people that have... By deleting the apps, you mean? No, that's not what I mean, yeah. I'm sorry, I'm not following. I couldn't...

Jeez. At least he's being nice to D'Elia there. Yeah. He's trying to be empathetic. Ride or die, B. Damn, dude. It's like... It sounds like he's trying to... He's talking Ride or die, B. Damn, dude. It sounds like he's talking about either. On best case scenario, he's saying just like stop doing comedy.

Worst case scenario, he's talking about gadushing himself. It's so funny how fast he said, I'm sorry. Job, I'm thinking about, I'm just so depressed. I'm thinking about like, I mean, sometimes'm thinking about like i mean sometimes i think about unaliving myself oh you mean like deleting the apps what oh by the way we got some hate for saying unalive the other uh last week but we don't there's the rules b it's youtube b we're not trying to get shadow band i'm not trying to name waters. You've heard about shadow banning dude. We're doing it left and right dude. We're balls deep and shot baby. Oh really

really dude. Yeah, well off the podcast. We're saying the s word left and right baby. All right, this one's posted by a pf changs janitor. It's called the gringo poppy is really holding up with the current specials. Have you seen this one yet? No, no let's see do you know what's funny about gay voice is that is not just an american

phenomenon if you speak another language you can still hear the gay voice oh in italian alora Spanish. We've also been to hang harness. Because I got my favorite chili. You know, it's so funny about that joke is that

it doesn't need the fourth. It's like the rule of comedy is three. Yeah, rule three. It's like the rule of comedy is three. Yeah, rule three. It's just like so well done, dude. That is funny. Yeah, make a terrible joke and have the fourth. That's great.

His favorite. It's always the third. It's a rule of threes. Hilarious. Yeah, he broke the rule of three. Perfect. Oh my God. Perfect. Yeah, dude, beast of a curveball.

B. Let's see here. All right. All right. So this is the most popular clip on Chang's this week. Let's see here. All right. All right. So this is the most popular clip on Chang's this week. Yeah, it's posted by unhappy algae. Four, four, seven, five. Did you see this one?

Yeah, it's funny. Okay, glassman does. He makes me laugh here for sure. It's called glassman serving five star dishes. Should have added a B at the end there, but let's see what the clues about. Algorithms work. Yeah. Do you know?

I think an algorithm is something that you could say. Should have added a B at the end there, but let's see what the clue's about. Algorithms work? Yeah. Do you know how algorithms work? I think an algorithm is something that... You could say, I don't know. No, I think I do know. An algorithm is... I guess it's a mathematical equation where you put... You essentially... You had...

You could... You do... You want... You can do so you you do you could you you want. Oh my God, this clip like an option would be an algorithm, right? No.

What is an algorithm? You can say you don't know. It's such a funny and mean thing to say. Yeah. God damn, dude. It's hard to just say I don't know on a podcast. Go. He's as like sometimes the most blockbuster thing to say. Yeah. Goddamn, dude. It's hard to just say I don't know on a podcast. That's like sometimes the most blockbuster

thing to say. It's hard to say it, but I mean, if you read the comments, I say quite a bit. Yeah, I and I send like Cal in there. Probably ask me how often you say it. How often do I say it? Eight inches. You see, you don't have to say I don't know for everything. You could say eight inches.

That's so you're always coming up with solutions to my problems. Best brains be thank them. Let's go on to the next clip here. The next one's called barn door. Tom bout someone challenging his fight pick posted by all I do is lie to you man. He's there's a some controversy going around that he might be rogan to shorty pie. All right, yeah, I did hear that rumor spread around the kitchen. There is a lot of underscores in that name let's just say that uh all right let's see and then volkanovsky yeah rodriguez it was funny some guy was talking shit to me because i was like volkanovsky there's no way

at 45 he's ever gonna beat him it's not it's not knock on yeah rodriguez it's just never gonna happen and the guy's like oh shaw picks vol Volkanovski. I'm definitely taking out Rodriguez. I'm like, cool, dude. Put all your money on Yair Rodriguez. Let me know how it goes for you. Take that guy that we don't know who it is. I just posted ghost. Volkanovski,

ever heard of him? Part of me wants to get more homeless, and I feel like getting more homeless is getting into MMA because of the shop shows only because of the shop show. Something I get really into it, and then I just and I like don't watch it for a while. Yeah, I like it. I just I don't I don't see myself ever putting enough time

into really getting it, but it's definitely fun. Yeah, some great fights. It's just dicey dicey when you don't want to buy the pay-per-view. I mean, yeah, I mean yeah, we need more patreon subscribers. Yeah, we'll do fight companions on the patreon. I don't give a we'll do a highland park fight companion. We live in Seattle be all right. This one's posted by kia re ten don do is okay, okay, quite retendous, cry retentious. I went straight to latino be you see me

i'm the latino poppy on yeah. It's called that time. Rick glassman made a full out of brenda by refusing to animate his horrible bit. Have you seen this? Come on, do it. I told you, dude. We're the Surf and Turf, and you did. Didn't have time to animate it. Rick, thanks for coming, man. You were great.

Everybody, all the bros out there, check out his podcast. Take your shoes off with Rick Glassman. What was the bit? Okay, so you're not aware of Rick Glassman's podcast, huh? No, I mean, I know his podcast is Take Your Shoes Off, right? Oh, but the bit is in his podcast. So like, okay, then no. He does animations of sometimes like, for instance, Brian Collins episode.

He had an alien shit all over Brian Collins. That's like one of the most popular things that he does. He has like aliens just like throw cum on him and stuff. And so here he was, I guess, acting like Arnold Schwarzenegger getting choked out by somebody and so typically they would animate something there.

So that was Brennan's idea you think maybe, but there's also probably some tomfoolery by Rick Glassman because he I just I'm assuming he's like, oh, and I act that part out, but I the cadutioning happens in post-production when he doesn't animate it. I see. I see, but also to it was probably Brendan's idea.

Yeah, I got him. All right. Well, let's go to the last one here. I had it last because it might get good douche to do the copyright things, but it's called the the one thousand headphones on posted by Icarus lives. Let's see what this is all about here. First phase test a man's commitment to becoming a comedian

thousand changed my life immeasurably choose my two. We changed each other's lives. We really did. It's all of us. It's like we did it all together. Keep saying to people, you got to surround yourselves with the motherfuckers.

If you're talking about your friends as if you're the top dog, then you're with the wrong dude. Yeah. I knew I worked. I was just thinking about all his friends saying that his special sucks. Sean said the special is terrible. You got to surround yourself with people that when you put your heart and soul into your,

a comedy special, they're like, yeah, it sucks. It's, it's, it's blog bust. But then to your face,

they say it's good. Yeah. And that's the fight night music. I remember that from fight night. You got to surround yourself with fake fucking friends. It's Monday morning. It's like Jocko Willink telling you if there's anything I learned at the Navy,

you got to surround yourself with people that are going to lie to your face. Make you stronger. Talk shit behind your back and lie to your face. Fake friends are how I got here. Yeah. This podcast didn't come from nowhere. It came from a lot of this loyalty.

So your friend told you that they liked your special, but then you heard them say it sucks. Good. You know, I guess that one where he's like, everything goes wrong. Yeah. Good.

Great. Good. Don't look at it. They definitely say good. It's much. Cause when I saw Floyd, I was like, I don't know who I am.

And he's with his entourage and I'm walking in the restaurant he's walking out. He's oh you that white boy that works too much. I didn't know that I didn't know the origin of that at all. I think I did. Yeah, it's telling him there's no way that happened. I told him he's the white boy that worked too much. No chance dude. Come

on dude. Floyd Mayweather. That's what he said. Yeah, yeah. He told Brennan that not a chance. Listen, when you meet Floyd Mayweather, he tells you what your nickname is. I'd love to see an interview with Floyd Mayweather. So what do you think about Brennan shop? He's like who would

talk about bullshit. See everyone, man. You know, white boy works too much. I got a problem. It's not that many of us, but out there in the world, there's people with scones. It might be like a thousand of us. Never mind. Quit being a fighter.

And then you get to copy one of the hardest fucking things you could do ever. By the way, I don't know any dumb professional comedians. You all are smart people. Perceptive. You have to know deeper what's going on

to come at it from the other side and show why it's hilarious. That takes insight. You guys are the thinkers. He's right. There's not a single stupid comedian. No. Not one. They're all murder No. Not one. Not one.

They're all murderers. Beasts. Yeah. Smart guys. Never seen comedy though. Haven't ever seen one. If anything, there's more dumb physicists than there are comics. Yeah.

I mean, could you even understand physics without a comedian talking about it? Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think so be when I wake up in the morning. I watched T-Fat K. So you got your atomic bomb. I don't know anything about it. I don't know anything about physics. I was trying desperately to think of a physical for something with physics. Yeah, I was like atomic bomb.

If you want to see five minutes of Oppenheimer in the belly room, you got to suck my fucking dick. That's right. Oh, the social and cultural mores of civilization. Yeah, I think a lot of us try to be Jesus. I don't know what I'm doing.

We all rise up together. So the old expression, the rising tide raises all. We've been making people laugh for 25 years on that level. Not a lot of people, bro. I always say, you come to my friend's show, come to my show, come to my friend's show. You'll laugh harder by far than any movie you've ever seen in your life. Dude.

Amazing. Ridiculous. You think you're funnier than billy madison yeah you're nowhere near as funny as billy madison tommy boy you're nowhere near as funny as tommy boy super bad you're nowhere near as funny as super bad you're far from as funny as those films. Yep. What's another one? You people. There's a thousand films more than that. There's more than a thousand comedies that are better than Brian Callen and Brendan Shobbs comedy show, and I've never been. I've never seen it.

No, but we'll watch man tears on the Patreon in the future. Oh, yeah, dude, man tears. Let's see. You just have to grind you know i'm a grinder that's what i do i get up every morning at seven o'clock and do the same shit every day whether it's working out or every night i get in the sauna like every i do stand up every fucking chance I can. I grind. You went on stage just fucking guns blazing. You murdered more than I've ever seen you kill before. I was like, this is crazy. This is like a different person.

Yeah, different. Do you guys like your freedom? You like having an opinion on your freedom? Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. You're welcome? He you you're welcome thank you you're welcome he said you're welcome you're do you like you're such a funny thing to say oh do you do you like your

freak where you're supposed to say no no i don't fuck them yeah yeah dude that needs to be some sort of like a comic that starts wearing war paint when they go on stage. Just take this to the nth degree, dude. Right. And I think you're that comic. Yeah, like in a training. Oh, Dat Fan has a boot camp. Comedy boot camp.

Oh. Yeah. We should attend. He's kind of starting that. Yeah. We should. Yeah, dude. No.

I'm trying to be 1,000, dude. We will not be doing that. Wow. Thank him. Thank him. Wow. Cheers. Cheers.

Tear to my beer. That was a that was a great epic epic amazing clip. All right. Nope. Now we're getting into the text based clips. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So for those of you that only come here for the clips that was

that now we're going to get into some dicey diciness that happened on Changs, because you know the week very few clips had to go through a lot of text based clips. I thought I'd bring those up making jar work too much. Oh yeah be, but I love it. It's this one's posted by F U one, four and zero. It's called high Glenn and in the reflection in his glasses, it appears to be see up here, the banner, it appears to be T fat K. What are your thoughts on that? Oh, wow.

So he's on the subreddit. Oh yeah. So chin is out there trying to like good do shouldn't do like a, like as a double agent kind of thing. Well, let's not say he's trying to could douche, right? Right.

He's just probably looking in and dude, you know, you just think he's looking in. Yeah. Cause he's homeless. I don't know if he's homeless. I'm just saying he's probably, it's might be a part of his,

uh, his, uh, work. He has to, he has to, he's hired by Brendan to do it. Cause that's probably more likely for instance,

like a tiger belly has, uh, Reddit. They don't know how it works but they have a reddit right who else uh man chain secret pockets has a reddit you know hate watch has a reddit they and they like to interact with people on the reddit you know so for a normal podcast you still would go to the reddit so do you think there's anything fishy here? Well, I think most likely part of Chin's job is to watch the subreddit. Yeah. And I don't know, report back or gadouche things or I don't know. That's my guess. Interesting.

Very interesting. Interesting. What if he was? What if he saw in the glare? It was just your face. That would scare me. And then his face is all serious like this. All right, let's go to the next one. All right, so this one's from obviously big sexy Sean McCorkle, dude.

Oh yeah, I meant to shout that out earlier. I text him. I was like congrats on the YouTube channel. Oh yeah, dude, and it's a long text post, but we have already all of us have already read it. This is the second one, I believe, or no, this is the first one, but if you guys didn't already go subscribe to Sean McCorkle's YouTube channel, pass some things on play while you're working or something so that he gets to four thousand watch time hours.

Listen, he'll give us dishes all day baby. He just wants to get paid for it. You know, I mean very funny guy. Check it out support. We want to see more stuff from Sean. Oh yeah,

and also to I wouldn't mind watching it see more stuff from Sean. Oh, yeah. And also, too, I wouldn't mind watching it on this show, dude. Absolutely. We'll definitely. If there's clips, they'll be on this show. So, yeah. Shout out Sean McCorkle. I checked out a couple of his videos the other day.

Nice. This one's posted by parrot underscore hyphen underscore hyphen underscore shop. It's it says name another comedian that strokes underscore hyphen underscore shop. It's a, it says name another comedian that strokes his ego like this. And it's a poster that he posted saying 2 million views for the gringo poppy. Thank you to all the fans.

Let's see the top comment really quick. Could you imagine Shane Gills making a poster saying thanks for the 12 million views are even getting 6 million. Yeah. Oh man, that even getting six million. Yeah. Oh man, that's so funny. Yeah, it's like leaves me speechless. Yeah, because it's yeah, that's the amount of

views, but just look at how many negative a lot of down votes. I wish I would have pulled that post up. I saw that post too. Yeah, there's like some hundreds or 46,000 down votes or something like that. Something like that. Thank you I saw that post to yeah. There's like some hundreds or forty six thousand down votes or something like that. Something like that. Thank you to the chef there to who we are.

All right, let's go to the last one here. This one's posted by Wizards coat. It says we don't matter be and it's Brendan shop saying just got notified my last thirty minute special twenty four minutes hit over twenty five right? Yeah, twenty five something four minutes hit over twenty five,

right? Yeah, twenty five something like that hit over two million views. Tried my best. That's a funny thing there, right? Thanks for watching. Already seems like ages ago, working my tail off on new material nonstop. See you on the road. New tour. Did you have fun, though? Yeah, bunch of dates announced and more to come thanks for all the heart um hilarious name for a tour what's the name of the tour did you have fun though oh that's the name of the tour i think so wow that's redacted as hell but i can't get past when so when he puts out little feelers for like a possibility of another special. Yeah. Nothing else,

like everything else goes away and all I can do is be very excited. Yeah. Cause another Brennan Shaw special. I mean, yeah, that's, that's what we all want. Is it not bad or a documentary on the green real puppy or both?

Both. Both. I mean, let's be honest. Content is King B. Content is King. Audio is King. Well,

you know, but, and so there, I mean, I guess be honest. Content is king. B content is king. Audio is king. Well, you know, but and so there, I mean, I guess a special has audio in it, but I just want another special so bad. Yeah, and gringo poppy too is a necessity, but you're star. I don't think he'll do that though, but if it was a gringo poppy too, dude, if he really if he named it the gringo poppy, that would be so redacted and hilarious. Yes, it's possible. I never doubt. Never doubt shot. Yeah, it's possible. I never doubt.

Never doubt shot. Yeah, because he could do. He can do anything. If he puts his mind to it, be if I were to ask you seriously, what do you think the next one's going to be called? And it can't be the bro whisper, and it can't be gringo. Probably to

Brian's gay inches. I missed it. It should be called inches. It's always good to answer. I don't know. Also, that's true. All right.

Thanks for tuning in. Have a good week. Bye.