10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub CAN'T STAND HIS TEAM! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #123

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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She's a baddie, loves her papa, loves Rogan and Jocko too. She's a big game Driving electric Just ask Jay Oh, running by the team And I'm Netflix Cause I don't even know her And I'm Netflix

For flipping my truck And I'm truck Truck walking And I'm truck Truck walking One take It's time for my favorite time of the week When you get nearby but try to speak Release surprises today Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys, we made it to 10K grand. Yeah. That's awesome. Thank you for being part of the movement thank you so much 10,000 subscribers and you still don't know where the fucking camera is I will never know where the camera is I've never even met the camera

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Yes, we're going to do Ellen DeGeneres tonight. And we recently did an interview with Miguel the Dog Bitch. So if you want to join, join that. But Gerardo, tell them about the basketball. Also, you're doing a basketball fantasy league this year. We're going to have our draft on Wednesday, October 9th. Right? And if you want to join, I think there's only like four or five teams left available.

I'll somehow link it in the stream on Wednesday night because we're going to have a draft on stream Wednesday night at nine or eight 30. And the draft will only last for 10 minutes too. That's not true whatsoever. The draft is going to take a long time. Everything we do is 10 minutes, but that's not why you're here though.

That's they aren't here for that. Subscribe to my YouTube. Subscribe to Gerardo's YouTube. They're not here for that though. I mean, there there's 10,000 people at least. Right. But none of that is important because we don't matter

we don't have like one percent of our subscribers on my youtube okay shut up start the timer play the chink clip all righty you know we're recording a little early and there's already so much going on at chang's i'm excited for you to see mr brendan it's crazy uh it's crazy it's great it's good stuff let's see what the hell we got here it It's called I Know It's Over, posted by Frederick Bastiat. Also, really quickly, want to say thank you to the 10,000 subscribers. We finally afforded a new mouse, dude. Oh, yeah. A brand new mouse.

That's right. The old one was broken. The price tag on this sucker, $9.99, dude. Yeah, we don't spend the money recklessly. We look for the best deals. We got the chairs. I'm pretty sure we got this because Boppy uses this kind of mouse. Yeah, right.

I know it's overposted by Frederick Bastiat 1800. Let's see. Oh, it's six minutes long. God, let's see what this is about. Five, six years ago, seven years ago at the comedy store, it was the comedy rat pack. And we were the rat Pack. And we were the Rat Pack. And we were the guys and every

show sold out. Our names on the marquee. And Rogan, there was kind of their structure. We don't tear each other down. We support each other. The pandemic hits. The pandemic hits and the leader of

the Rat Pack leaves. Joe Rogan leaves. Imagine if he's like, and then we find out Tony's gay. Yeah. So, okay. They're the Rat Pack. So he's already said the leader is Joe Rogan. So that means that Joe Rogan is Frank Sinatra.

There's a Dean Martin. There's a Sammy Davis Jr. Who are we thinking is, who are those people? Sammy Davis Jr. is, I mean, Brendan who are those people? Sammy Davis Jr. Is, I mean, Brendan Chobb, but probably right. Yeah.

You thought he would be black, but he's like, Oh, he's white as shit. Who's, who's Dean Martin? Yo, we fucking this. Mark Norman.

Mark Norman. Who else is in the Rat Pack? I don't even know. Those are the only ones I know. Honestly, do we care? No. Like a hundred years later,

80 years later, whatever it is. Never met him, dude. He are the only ones I know. Honestly, do we care? No. Like 100 years later, 80 years later? Never met them, dude. They were one of our guys. It's alleged that they made music, dude. I doubt it. Comedy Store shuts down. Comedy LA shuts down. Then Tom Segura leaves. Then Joey Diaz leaves. Then Tim Dillon leaves. Then Theo Vaughn

leaves. And then Brian goes through. You understand what that chart was? No. It's Theo Vaughn is blue and Brendan Schaub is red. Oh, no. It's Google Trends. Okay, wow. Yeah. What's the spike for Schaub when he flipped his truck? No, this is probably the spike with

Walk Me to My Truck or something. Yeah. So if this is over five years, this is about two and a half years ago. Dude, it would be so funny to compare the spikes. Like the Spikes. Like Theo Spikes is like podcast hits number one. Shops is like, he says that he knows Adam Sandler. He tried to harass Annie Letterman. That's that one red bump.

Compared to fucking Theo doing Netflix or something. This is probably Showtime right here. That little, little. Damn, his mouth is so large. Yeah. The sides of it. Very bloated in this one. I don't know if it's like the work he's had done on his face or that he has so much rogue

in his mouth. Or just all the big gulps. That's true. Yeah. You can't drink that much soda every day and not expect to gain a few pounds. Believe me, I know. Yeah. Got to go take a piss real quick. I had a big gulp. All in a fight.

Right. Where did you guys go? Right. You left. Well, we weren't a community. My self-care days aren't $40. They start around $3,000. Please stay out of my inbox.

Oh, my God. Damn. $1,000 for self-care. I don't know. Get a back shaved oh me personally how much would that cost like 200 bucks that's only $200

I got a hairy back too though so I'm saying like me too I mean I think you could probably pay someone to shave your back for a very little amount of money with inflation now who knows

but probably $15 yeah there's a couple people at the motel next to my place that'll probably do it for 20 bucks oh I'll be there tomorrow I'll have there tomorrow. I'll have a crackhead shave my back.

How are you doing, Brandon? No, I'm good. You know, I just had a crackhead shave my back, but I'm good. I'm at Jared's place. His neighbor shaved my back. He's filming at the mouth, but he did a good job. Oh. By the way, just want to point out in case you guys ask why i'm in a foul mood my kids don't go back to school for another week and a half so that's wonderful okay i mean that's just

relatable dude nobody likes kids you want them to like kids oh really dude not a chance b i know man it's got a lot on her plate dude son. Mm-hmm. What did he spell wrong? I forget. Denver or something. I don't know. I can't remember. It's denigrating to wherever this is to have Shab sign it in the future. I love you.

I love you. Sorry. Traffic? Oh, he's saying saying sorry I was late I got a big goal up in you know traffic alright I think

we get it dude it's just you know all the stuff we've seen I don't know if they comment on this in the video

or not but interesting fact that I learned that clip where he gets beat up and he falls sorry

where he wins and he falls over like that the beginning you know how the guy goes, he was in the NFL, obviously. He wasn't athletic enough to stay there or whatever. You know who said that? Who? You want to guess?

Joe Rogan? No. Who? Luke. That was fucking Luke. Oh, shit. Isn't that crazy, dude? Oh, my God. Oh, really, dude? Oh, really, dude. It comes full circle. That's crazy. All right, let's see where we're at now, dude. We get it. We get it. He's had a rough go of it, dude. He's crazy. All right. Let's see where we're at now, dude. Love.

We get it. We get it. He's had a rough go of it, dude. He's going through some stuff. Okay. This one's posted by better chef 1127. It's called Joe Rogan on Tinder. Let's see this. Did you see that Mexican disaster?

Good Lord. Just. Oh, no, no, no no no oh fuck whoa fucking if it's the right stool there has to be something to it accurate nice dude quick and to the point right there yeah a good sketch but true joe rogan probably would match with a stool yeah if it was on tinder and jaco oh is that your takeaway dude it is no jaco was the unlucky guy that came after the stool if you know i'm saying oh fuck

that's different uh this one might get gadooshed too. It's another long one. It's called Bo Burnham confirmed homeless art is dead posted by vision twist D. Have you heard this song or no? Uh, no,

I don't know. I mean, I don't know if I have. Okay. This isn't funny at all, but it helps me sleep at night. What's okay.

Okay. Art is dead Art is dead Art is dead Art is dead If I thought of this I'd be so happy with myself. This seems complicated, but we're not complicated. I can explain it pretty easily. Have you ever been to a birthday party for children? And one of the children won't stop screaming because he's just a little attention attractor.

When he grows up to be a comic or actor, he'll be rewarded for never maturing for never understanding or learning that every day can't be about him there's other people you selfish i must be psychotic i must be demented to think that i'm worthy of all this attention of all of this money you worked really hard for i slept in late while you worked at the drugstore my drugs attention I am an addict but I get paid to indulge in my habit it's all an illusion I'm wearing makeup I'm wearing makeup makeup makeup makeup Art is a dead so people think you're funny how do we get those people's money is

i said the show has got a budget the show has got a budget and all the poor people way more deserving of the money won't budge it Cause I wanted my name in lights When I could've fed a family of four For forty fucking fortnights Forty fucking fortnights I am an artist, please God forgive me I am an artist, please don't revere me I am an artist, please don't respect me

I am an artist, feel't revere me i am an artist please don't respect me i am an artist feel free to correct me a self-centered artist self-obsessed artist i am an artist i am an artist but i'm just a kid i'm just a kid i'm just a kid kid and maybe i'll grow out of it why do they have the one at the end? I can't talk. It's just... Libby Libby, what? Who is watching? When you watch that stuff, you're like, who watched this originally? What was the audience for that when it was going on?

I think it's part of a Bo Burnham special, and then they made it into a video. I mean, like all the actual stuff. Okay, got you. Like fucking Callan dancing on Shob in their podcast what the hell is that special time dude that's what it was but I watch every episode

I get done with the week daddy daddy this one's posted by Adam Brian it's called little toe as you can see I think he's shrinking they're saying dude that guy must be tall or something. Cause like he makes Joe Rogan look smaller than I've ever seen anyone else. Like I make him look, this is must be Photoshop. There's no way. Right. That guy looks like he's a giant,

you know, in comparison to Rogan. I, yeah, dude, this is like, what is he? Eight foot. Yeah. This guy, he's huge. That's crazy. The organ's very small. Oh, my goodness. I honestly think he's 5'2", right? Is that what he is? I think it's probably something like that, 5'2", or 5'4". But in this picture, he looks like Baby Gronk. Like if Baby Gronk had no hair.

Like an old baby. He constantly looks like an old baby being picked up by their mom and dad. Baby, why are you so old? Ma, ma, I like UFC. Baby, you did a long podcast today, huh? Yeah, I'm a free thinker. Trigger Grish. Didn't even use the bathroom once.

I don't like it when people don't wear headphones. This one's posted by PenisPoop69. And we have a couple of these, Joey, in a story post. Oh, fuck. I don't like the caption. The caption is,

she's truly as dumb as he is. Oh, no. I mean, shop is the goat, so don't even come at me with that bullshit. Smart people on my book. When baseball is life. I will say this mouse is kind of redacted

when it comes to scrolling. Oh, no. When baseball is life and it's just one baseball. So she got a new baseball tattoo or? I guess. Or she's just showing off her arsenal. Okay. If baseball is life, you wouldn't just get a baseball tatted on.

You know what I mean? You would get Shohei Otani's face on your back or something. You know what I mean? Right? That would be pretty funny if she did that. She has Yasiel Puig tat on her back. Oh, dude, be cool. Be cool, dude.

Okay, so this is another, what's her name? Joanna post, but the turn was too funny not to play it on the show. I think I've watched this. That made me laugh. It's called the Huevos Rancheros, posted by Confidence Search 8648.

Let's see this. Prestaron los anillos. Ahora estoy viendo a ver con quien hablo, a quien le pido, a ver si me dejan cargar una copa. Como la vieron? Ay mi amor, me gusta estar contigo de nuevo. Es increíble el ambiente. Ahora si que tengo calor. Dallas, I don't mean like Taco Bell, Mexican.

No, no, no, no. I'm talking Guadalajara. Born and raised. Came to the states 10 years ago. Illegally. Chico, yo estuve a nivel de... Joana también decía que el AFC. Ahora yo como Zlatan metió gol, ya todos Zlatan, ¿no? Ay, se vale, se vale.

Si yo ya casi me quedo propia como tú. Cabrón, cabrón, look, cabrón, cabrón. Cabrón. She grabs his tray, she goes, cabrón, cabrón, look. Chiquitos. His words are so stupid They go great on like everything Yeah Like that's the dumbest

That cabron Cabron shit And the The taquito stuff Is like one of the It's one of the dumbest things That's ever been said In history

Think about that It's ketodo, bitch. Yeah. Like that's so stupid. Do you don't know standup? Okay. So this one's posted by New York come poop. It's another poop guy.

It's called Brenda says he's, he hires unlikable talent lists, poor things in front of George's replacement. Did we already watch this? I don't know if we did or not. I don't know. That doesn't sound familiar to me. I wouldn't hire her. That's a character flaw. Character flaw for sure.

Which is why I'd probably hire her. Me too. You poor thing. Let me give you a job. You don't have any skill? Come on board. I'm glad you're so crazy to say in front of your employees yeah it's not a good look

they gotta know that though I mean they're used to not getting paid and whatever can you imagine all the crazy shit we've talked about it endlessly about all the crazy shit he probably says to them yeah and then they like I don't have the money I don't have a raise this week and then he's got a new car yes that's different I mean even the rain bottles this week, and then he's got a new car.

That's different. I mean, even the rain bottles are hearing this, and the rain bottles are like, really, Doug? You know what I mean? It's just unreal, dude. Well, that's all they get is a free rain. Yeah. So if they're getting depressed about what Shab is saying,

they just got to crack one of these bad boys open and get some energy, daddy. You got to move up to Celsius. Oh, you don't like your job? Have you seen all the rogue nicotine you can get? Put some pouches in your mouth. Black buffalo. You brought that up, though, Joe. That's an interesting one. It's all right, Doug.

That's pretty much all we have here. What are we doing here? Any more thoughts about their talentless poor things? I guess, yeah. I mean, let's think of putting ourselves in their position. If your boss was like, yeah, I mean, we'll hire anybody. Look around, you know?

And you're like, what? You'd be mad, right? Kind of get douchable. Yeah, I don't think that's ever happened. I've never heard it. It's a hostile work environment thing, though, for sure. I think I might have said that when I was hiring for a job, but I didn't

last in that position very long you know what i mean i wasn't a hiring manager forever sure oh you said that to employees not to employees like a perspective no to my upper guy oh yeah i was like yeah i'll find some fucking chump to come in here and work dude you know what i mean sure um chipotle shout out to you guys let's see. This one's posted by Haphazard. It's called Bopper Reacts to His Co-host's Success in the Most Predictable Way. Let's see. What do you want to predict her now? He's going to be like, not that big. Yeah.

I mean, I think it's about Eric Griffin's commercial that he was in. He's like, oh, you're in an O'Reilly's commercial? Come on. There's fucking Napa Auto Bards. Are you good at that? Eric acting different now. ChrisLeah a man. Eric acting different now. ChrisLeah.com. Eric acting different now.

He's on a mainstream commercial, man. Oh, you sound so old. Acting different, dude. Mainstream commercial? Is that how you say it? I almost said national. I almost said national commercial. Eric's on a mainstream.

Wait, wait, wait. What's the way to say it? Eric's all over the tube these days. My mom texts me. She goes, oh my God, I saw Eric on a commercial. I'm like, you're acting like he's 16. But live TV. I was like, mom, Eric says a ton of stuff.

Isn't it weird? And I know what's up. Frickin' Arsenio Hall texted me. But I didn't see it on TV, though. I just saw it on your thing. You saw it on TV? Oh, yeah. My mom texted me about it.

She's like, tell Eric we're so proud of him. I'm saying, you saw it on TV? Oh, yeah. My mom texted me about it. She's like, tell Eric we're so proud of him. No, but I'm saying, you saw it on TV? What were you watching? Like, what do you watch on TV? The ESPN, sports. I knew it. All right, all right. Sports is the only live event. I was watching it during the CU Buff game.

It came on, which is the most watched game of the year. It was a big deal. My mom texted me. That's right. Yeah, my mom texted me. She's like, go tell Eric we're so proud of him. That's funny. Mom, he Eric we're so proud of him. That's funny. Mom, he's mid-50s, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, not mid, early 50s. You know what I'm saying, though. No, no, I know what you're saying. And that's why I'm correcting you. Hey, but proud of him? What was that in your ears? He was like...

He can't believe that his mom is proud. You saw that? You're saying, and that's why I'm correcting you. Hey, but proud of him? Hey, Brendan, do you mind if I get more water, dude? You might need to go to the sink, dude. I like that. I want to start incorporating that into my talk diet, dude.

I should. Correcting you. Hey, but proud of him? Like he's some 18-year-old dude. Wow. You know, she got his first gig. I know. I like that D'Elia calls him out, sort of.

He's like, really? You watching that? What were you watching? What did he watch on TV? Because he knows it could be funny. He's like, gold moment coming. He's like, good douche time. This one's called The President of Thick Boy Records Discusses McGregor's Label,

posted by Confidence Search 8648. Apparently, Conor McGregor signed exhibit to his record label. Signing young talent. God, who's next? MC Fly? MC Fly. He's like, I'm going to take the hip-hop world by storm we just signed e40 try and sign this young kid i think he goes by the name snoop that'll be big though if you got snoop breaking news connor signs flavor flave

it's like bro i couldn't watch him do this all day long i know i'm gonna entertain That'll be big though. If you got Snoop. Breaking news. Connor signs, flavor, flave. It's like, bro, I couldn't watch him do this all day long. I know. I'm kind of entertained, entertained by it. Just all,

all the rappers he knows. It starts. He's going to say all the old rappers, but if you keep letting him go, eventually it'll be like a rapper that just came out too. Yeah. Who are you going to get? Frickin,

uh, fucking. See, I can't even. I was waiting for you new rap vince staples i'll be worse than him let's see if he does another one i say we should play wild and you say we should play too the back of his shirt say thick murder i think it did come on why is it being like this

yeah thick mudder oh fuck dude wow so it's like one of those those like triathlon type deals tough mudder thick mudder huh thick mudder is when didn't shop do that that's what he probably called it

probably I don't know he did some sort of athletic competition. They gave it a name. Have you ever been to a mudder? No. Do I look like a guy? I'm not going to get caught dead in a mudder, dude. I want them to keep doing that with events like when they play basketball. It's thick basketball.

Thick Olympics. Thick pickleball. Thick pickleball would be a great shirt, dude. Write that down. Chin, don't steal it. Thick pickleball. Thick pickleball. Thick pickleball would be a great shirt, dude. Write that down. Chin, don't steal it. Thick pickleball. All right. So this is Mike Get Gadooshed.

A lot of these posts today might get gadooshed. This is Chin's second balcony posted diddler dish. Let's see. Do you feel like you got canceled? Oh, yeah. You do kind of find out who your friends are. Yeah. I mean, you really find out. It's like talking to your grandpa on the porch.

Yeah. Why do you feel like you got canceled? That's exactly, I like that. That's a good description of this. Your friends aren't. I think your enemies become exposed. Yeah. When I say I didn't hang out with Chris, I'm saying I

didn't hang out with him because the saying I didn't hang out with him because the times I saw him were at the comedy store I like how close they are to his face and he's yelling too it was comedy store and when we were it's work right?

it was always work it's the worst. They're just like, they just want to, everything is first draft comedy now. And they just want to make the first joke immediately. And they don't care. It's just like whatever, they don't care. I'm not sorry for any of the jokes I've ever made. I don't give a fuck what you think about it.

I think you're going to shit out of you. Oh, man. Being famous sucks sometimes. Yeah. This is hilarious. And being a moron. But the two of those things, you say one thing and then someone shows you doing the exact opposite of that.

That's awesome. Yep. Fucking hilarious. Oops. Oops! The community, it's tough. The community, it was the worst. That was the worst, one of the worst parts to me because I was like, oh, I guess I thought naive. It was naive, but I don't know.

I thought people were friends and stuff. It's important to say we haven't spoken to Chris. We've never been on the road with him. I was on the road with him about 14 years ago once when he was

just beginning, but I've never been on the road with him, so I don't know. And I said, and he makes money doing that? And my dad said, yeah, as a matter of fact, he makes a lot of money doing that. And my dad said that I took a beat and I said, and then I went back to my toys and started playing. I live my life one quarter mile at a time.

No. Sipping a straw with his pinky out and like you said that guys an arowan of all things he's like guys that uh have straws or sus he has a straw and he's dressed like an elf he's got his pinky out with a smoothie from arowan oh man i'm excited i saw one clip this week is about diddy and i'm i want to know if mr uh mr what's his name brendan shop was anywhere near those freak offs dude what if we find out he met joanna and a freak off dude what the hell all right so this one is uh update from mark posted by night hawawk772. 7772. As you can see, dreamy-eyed Mark right here, dude.

Wish Shop was there with you guys. Me too, Luana. Put me too. That dude is a lost cause. Haven't heard about him until this comment, and it's been like a year or so. He's been tied up in a few lol suits. Hilarious, dude. What do you think?

I mean, he's a funny guy, that that mark he's got some zingers i'll just tell you right now there's no more mark posts this week so that's the only one if you want to say anything oh shit well great guy never met him all righty well let's go to the next post this is posted by uh worm breath i ran let me crank across this post in the wild lmao it's mark, dude. Uh-oh. Who is this scene that Universal Studios? Got you, dude. I fucking baited and suited you, dude. I know.

I fell right for it, dude. Yep, you did. He kind of looks like an action hero. Yeah. He looks like the villain of Fast and Furious 11. You know what I mean? Yeah, villain or hero.

I feel like he, this would be like, he'd be a great comic book or like graphic novel yeah a redemption arc arc of Mark yeah

arc of Mark the arc of Mark the arc of Mark is a pretty the arc of Mark could be a good name for a superhero yeah

he's like because superheroes are more interesting when they have like layers and then the second one could be the arc of Mark

the return of the veins and it's just him like beefed out dude you know yeah dude he should be a superhero shout out Mark let's see what's And then the second one could be the arc of Mark, the return of the veins. And it's just him like beefed out, dude. You know? Yeah, dude. He should be a superhero. Shout out, Mark. Let's see what we got next here.

Okay, here we go. P-D-D-D-D. Posted by HeyMarkWigski. It's Boppa falling for fake P-D-D clickbait. So let's see what he has to say. Rabbit hole to it. You know he adopted a little white girl? Yes.

Yes. And? Yes. Yes. Yes. Continue, please. What was her name? Do you know this? No. Yeah, he was on Instagram Live being like, tell us your name. She's like this young girl, white girl.

What? He has adopted a little white girl. What? Oh, I saw this video. That's the one you're talking about? Yeah, but it might be bullshit. Yeah, that's right. It might be bullshit, bub. Yeah, I saw this video. That's the one you're talking about? Yeah, but it might be bullshit. Yeah, that's right. It might be bullshit, bub.

Yeah, I don't know. I think he joked around saying, like, oh, I adopted her. Like a joke. Yeah, I don't think so. And then it just looks like he's... Never had a legally adopted daughter. Yeah, no.

Yeah. No, that's just him. A lot of this stuff is going to resurface with all this. The question is... Papa stays silent when it comes to it Papa fact check he's like no I knew it was not true I just wanted to see if you guys knew it was not true

yeah I was freaking out I was just testing you and I have to put my tongue weird in my mouth now. All right. So this one's posted by DazzlingRabbit633.

Beautiful abuela eyebrows. Flirting and harassment. It definitely looks weird in the second photo. The eyebrows are so strange. He's got them contoured, right? So he went to a person to do this? Yikes. I mean, my eyebrows are crazy.

My girl's always telling me, like, I've won, like, sticking up all nuts and stuff like that. Now I'm not going to go to an eyebrow person, but I understand why you would. I don't. I wouldn't want it like that. If I went to an eyebrow person because my eyebrow's crazy, I'd be like, listen, I want you to get rid of the crazy eyebrow, but I don't want it to look like I'm, you know, like

a guy that like that I would show him this picture. I don't want to look like this. But if my girl told me that I would be like, you love me, right? Boom. That's it. Boom. That's essentially what I'm doing now. Yeah. Uh, not getting my eyebrows done ever. Right. Would you get your eyebrows done for me? No. Okay. Not a chance.

Uh, you get what you get, daddy. Only thing I'm shaving off my face is my ears, dude. I'm shaving my ears all day when I start growing hair there. That's, that's disgusting,

dude. Yeah. They, they, the hair in the ears is bad. I got, I have, I have that now too.

So I had my girl take those things and do like the threading. No, what? No. I'm like a gluey thing and they rip it off. What's it called? Wax. Yeah.

Oh, it's not that bad. No, it's not that. I mean, I'm not saying that's gross. I'm saying, oh,

it probably hurts. No, that's what I mean. Yeah. I don't think it's gross. Definitely not. But I also, it didn't really hurt.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. You're not going to catch us being old with fucked up years we might have hobbit fucking eyebrows though dude that's what i'm looking forward to i want to have like the fucking wicked weeds in the eyebrows dude i'm gonna have crazy everything i already do let's pause dude what the hell that was crazy uh this one's posted by air pumper it's called throwback to that time the building shut off the ac during

the fight companion a car with no AC was sent to pick Up rampage and Bapa throws his team under the bus for it all the beast of a network I didn't know he blamed his team for the car AC. Let's see She's good man, dude. Yeah the weekend they turn the AC off Hopefully works my team forgets to tell no my team forgot to tell During the weekend, they turn the AC off. Hopefully it works. My team forgot to tell them. My team forgot to tell them. Who's his team?

I don't know. He never identifies the team. At least he doesn't name names, I guess. It's obviously a procedure, dude. Now it's becoming evident to me where he's like, oh, the team. Every time. He just expects... He's mentally becoming evident to me where he's like, oh, the team every time, you know, he just expect,

I mean, he's mentally like not so much there, right? He's well, he's a stupid person. So, and his, and his mind, if someone's not telling him something, that's the team, right? It's up to other people always to be like, oh, Brennan, did you remember to do this? And if they don't do that, then it's the team, right? Always, dude. Watch, though, when he says the team, watch the nod afterwards. My team forgot to tell him. No way. That's so funny, dude. That fucking... Yeah, dude, sometimes

people forget. I do like the hair, though. I'll say that. I want to have my hair like Bapa's right there, dude. What the hell? Yes. Shut the fuck up? Yes? You swear to God? Yeah, you miss a girl. He was on Yeah, it was crispy. We have to give them a But this one we just said fuck yeah, okay? Thank you, I'm gonna be here both times. Thanks. I might be your last day How does it work out well? This might be your last day. Kyle does luck things well. Who's your guy that arranged my ride here? Who was that guy?

That's my boy Casey, so slap him around. Bro, when they told me a Prius came to pick up Rampage Jackson, I didn't want to show up. Dude. I don't want to show up. Prius with no AC. And we get there, it was 100 and something degrees. 105.

Schwab. Schwab. Why the hell am I in a hot car? Schwab. Schwab's like, oh, fuck. It's so hot. It's terrible here, but I'll save it with my hilarious riff about Toyota electric cars or whatever.

Prius or whatever. Hybrid cars. He's like, don't bring up the AC. Don't bring up the AC while he's talking about the Prius. So you came from a no AC car to a no AC road. Yeah. But they have these fans. These fans are kind of nice.

Yeah, they're not bad. It helps somewhat. Oh, really, dude? He's not happy. Yeah, dude. I mean, we run the AC and it's bad for sound, but we're working with a budget, dude. We've got a new mouse, so don't hate on us for that. Yeah, yeah.

The team's okay here. Yeah. The team got us a new mouse. They did kind of spend only nine bucks, though. That's true. They got a cheap mouse. Yeah, a cheap mouse here. Yeah. The team got us a new mouse. They did kind of spend only nine bucks, though. I'm sure they got a cheap mouse. Yeah, cheap mouse. And that's on me. The team.

That's on me, the team. Okay, so this one was very funny. I don't know what the hell, why this is happening or what, right? But it made me laugh. It's posted by SafeAsk1344. It's called Grave Mistake. Former TFATK guest and victim of the curse of the bapa continues downward spiral after breaking the cardinal rule never acknowledge the subreddit

that's turned against you b okay so he's got a subreddit that turned against him so i thought it was t-fat k that he was talking to so i guess he's talking to his own subreddit that's funny this guy this is the prison guy i think right he like went to jail So I guess he's talking to his own subreddit. That's funny. This is the prison guy, I think, right? Who went to jail and like, this is how you survive in jail. I use the lessons I learned. Yeah, I use serial. We'll see. Yeah, there's a whole

Reddit page of weirdos who think they're always just going to take my Instagram page down and try to fuck with me. You guys are going to end up my gun locked. Trust me.

You're already looking into your stupid ass group of legs. Too easy. But, yeah, have fun. Tell Unlock when you guys are sellies that it's all good. You little hacker lames could all cry together. I like that he came back, dude, and he wasn't done.

Yeah. We'll keep it at that. I mean, I get it, dude. You wake up at 434 in the morning. You're lifting. You want to tell your haters, your bitch-ass hacker homeless cats, that you're like, listen, I'm fucking jacked. All right?

The most jacked. And I'm going to, you guys, we already got somebody looking into that. Light work. Nice. Light work. Light work. All right. It's already done.

It's ready. There is no gas. You know what I'm saying? Pick up the bag. Scoop. Scoop the bag. Scoop the bag. Yeah.

So, you know, hopefully that guy makes it through whatever troubles he's got. Yeah. Best of luck to him. This was posted by I Downvote Cake Days. It's called Boppa Cusses at the Baseball Ref. Apologizes to Tiger, but it doesn't help, but then it does help.

I didn't watch this one yet. It made me very excited just reading that title, dude. Yeah. A lot of baseball for your boy as usual, travel ball. I can't sit with like the rest of the parents right behind the batter's box there because I yell. And then we're because I yell appearance kind of, kind of says to say,

y'all like, so yeah, cause I, yeah, I'm like Tony Hunchcliffe there because I yell. And then we were playing on a field where that was not really an option. So I had to sit there. Joe,

now your boy, y'all. What cookout did he tell this story at? And they were all laughing, and he's like, got to put that on the pod, dude. Yeah, where do these words and sayings come from? Show enough. Yeah, you always wonder that with Papo.

The ref was like, strike. I was like, say less. Show enough. I'm out here 10 toes down standing on business, bro. Yeah, and then Boston hit a home run, and I was like, less show enough i'm i'm out here 10 toes down standing i'm beating it bro yeah and then boston hit a home run and i was like i know that's right i know that's right oh yelled out a cuss word and uh apologize to tiger didn't help him uh the ref was really done putting calls our way all day and it was driving me nuts and then there was one call I just went didn't mean to I apologized to him

he got over it hit a bomb the next time he was at bat I like that he's so invested in the he's not even the coach you know he doesn't do anything for the team he made like a fake baseball one time but he really acts like he's the owner

of this team that apology was very funny though a fake baseball one time, but he really acts like he's the owner of this team. Yeah. That, that, that apology was very funny though. I bought that. Don't one guy just went up. Didn't mean to apologize to him.

He should have like drive fast. I'll gas sponsor the team, you know, they get the jerseys. Dude, he should absolutely have done that. The defackers. That'd be great.

No, for reals um maybe like the the calabasas gas that's a fire name dude the caligas dude you know i mean the calabasas drivers uh all right uh this one's posted by haphazard chin can't take vacation let's see i can't believe i fell for that shit you guys ever think about like because i worked in voiceover you know all these different voiceover actors dude they're gonna lose their job think about it it's it's all a fucking disaster certain was certain certain jobs are gonna be super screwed with ai yeah i mean all the commercials i worked on with voiceover i mean if anything brendan job's the only one that's safe from AI, dude. Yeah, AI could not predict someone like him.

No. You're like, write something. Write this how Brendan Schaub would do it. AI is like. Although there was that AI special they did. Remember? True. I don't really like that kind of stuff, to be honest.

I mean, neither. But what I'm saying is Brendan Schaub is clear, dude. You know what I mean? He's that one rose up the concrete of AI, dude. When you type in something that Brendan Schaub is clear, dude. You know what I mean? He's that one rose up the concrete of AI, dude. When you type in something that Brendan Schaub, it goes, I cannot do that because Brendan Schaub is dot, dot, dot different. You can replace it with just an AI voice. Podcast producer.

No, but someone has to operate it though. They don't though. Yeah, they do. No. Okay. So I got a buddy who let go of his producer and literally just use AI and it switches

between the cameras, edits all of it. How about this? How about this? Let's challenge it. Give me a vacation. Let's challenge that. Oh no, I'm not saying

I don't want to do that, Chin. No, no. I hate electric cars. You think I'm going to hire fucking AI to run my podcast? You need someone to operate it. Especially because of the shit

that Brendan says. Oh, that shit too. No, you can give it code words. It bleeps it out. Oh. It bleeps it out. See, if I say this, it bleeps it out. No, that's true.

I, yeah. You can definitely do that. It's wild. No, I do know a guy who does only AI. Elon. Only does AI. Yeah, it is going to take a lot of job. I mean, let's be honest.

All the podcasts they go on have like 100 subscribers and stuff. You know what I mean? It's probably somebody like that. Yeah, that guy with the whiskey bottle on his table. What is the other one? Oil and pistons or some shit like that? They have an AI producer because they're too busy with their drugs.

Very funny. Yeah. You need somebody. Especially because of the shit that Brendan says. No, I don't run. Just bitch shit. No, no, no. You want to get in shape?

Run. Oh, my gosh. Dang it. Run, you fucking. All you. Hey. Hey, you want to get in shape? Run.

Everyone that's like, oh, I get on the aerodyne, and then I jump in the cold. Go run. Damn it, Brendan. Go run. Guys, he's using real bad words in the cold tub. Go run. Damn it, Brent. Go run. Guys, he's using real bad words, and Chin has to keep going. Damn it, and he has to keep editing. Just run. He needs somebody. He needs someone to operate. Especially because of

the shit that Brendan says. I like my Toll House. I like it. Chocolate chips. Toll House. Fuck. Toll House. And an extra soda, too, so you can give him that. Toll house? The yellow one?

Damn, we got a word problem, y'all. Unreal, dude. You know what I mean? If you know you're not supposed to, why would you say it over and over again? Because he's got to edit it all out. I can understand why. Because he sees other people successfully doing this. So he wants to be like them.

Right. So he does that. He's trying to be come town. Yeah. Well, I'm more associating with the Matt and Shane Secret Podcast. Oh, okay. Because they do it, but every time they say either whatever F word for gay people, C word for women sometimes, other words like that they'll put um

the wild west over the word oh it's kind of like sam hyde does with this thing i don't watch sam hyde yeah yeah but you see this happening with huge podcasts so he's like uh we're a huge podcast let's do the same thing interesting interesting we don't say those words because we are accepted in our communities he probably tells chin we got to come up with a thing, you know, like Brazilian or Wild Wild West. But Chin's like, I don't know if we should. I think I could just edit it out. It's like, all right, you're a producer, but I'm pretty sure it's AI shown. That'd be cool if they just went, thank you, boys.

That would be pretty good, actually. Every time they cuss. That would be very good. We'd like it. Then I would want him to cuss more, though. Yeah. Or actually you know what i'd like in order to replace it with um what's up the whole video stops every time okay so this is another so similar to the post we saw earlier where he's gadooshing his team another one of those instances posted by Chin Second Balcony. Also, the ending of this, I've just got to say,

the chef is excellent. A little throwback to what Chang's used to be like. You know how they have the little ending credits all the time. It's called Bop is Backhanded

Encouragement of Seal Team Thick. Credits Sorgon Bird for the song, I'm assuming, and for the cat's overlay. Streamable is getting good at deleting old shit. I was rooting around and found some scraps from clips I made in comments or maybe took down. I made a little

chop suey with it. So that's probably in reference to what I was saying here. It's sad. They're done for doing it, but it's sad. We have two more. This one's just a quick little, maybe I told you so, I just wanted to share this with you guys. You guys are bringing the heat today. Usually they suck there's tension at thick boy studios dude yeah dude all is not well it's

palpable on the thick boy front dude when we have tension we usually just fucking get some donuts and then we're like you know we make we make merch with the donuts. And then, you know, we'll both like chug a rain. You know what I mean? But we never bring it to the show. You know what I mean? We always have rain here. We can hit the guy's head if we have the hawk thing is there to remind us to stay a hawk and never a duck. We haven't done donuts in a while.

Yeah. We also fire the team sometimes. And then we hire a new team. But we never bring it to the show, dude. If it's their fault, which it usually is, it's like, am I going to blame myself for something that's like fucking some other guy's fault? Cool story, bro.

Yeah, right. No thanks. Yeah. Okay. Shut up, Bert. Let's see. Well, I did some homework. Look at this one.

Look who won America's Got Talent. Remember when all of you were like, yeah, his voice isn't that great. Yeah. But I'm walking to my truck. Can I get a truck walk? I can't talk. But I'm walking to my truck.

Let me get a truck walk. I can't talk. Is that gasoline I smell? I just smell like gasoline. Okay. is that gasoline i smell i just smell like gasoline okay his box iqs wild wild good stuff oh man i love chefs dude you know what i mean they're very clever and smart that was a perfect ending to the clip dude this one's posted by Malkula Ronin

another one of the story posts but I thought this was very funny which one of you cats did this it's obviously posted on the bad tattoo subreddit can a tattoo be bad for the reason you got it and it's a Joanna post saying also this is to show my grandkids

one day that I had this body once. It's so funny to post their content on like random subreddits and Twitters and all that. Gather round, kids! Oh no, grandma's going to tell us about her fat ass again, dude. That would be funny if the kids go to school and they're like,

my grandma said she had a fat ass back in the day. And then they get taken to the principal's office. Then the principal calls up and they're like, do you made this up? And you're in trouble.

And then the mom comes in and she's like, no, I did say that. Oh, no, I have a look at that right there. It's my fat ass back in the early 2000s. Yeah.

Mom, can you tell us about how you had a fat ass again? She's like, well, your grandpeppy, Bubba, was out there recording his special in Addison, Texas. Oh my God, you're Brendan Schaub's grandson? Oh my God. And then I was over here having, you know, good times. I was spending $3,000 a day for my self-care. I sound like a grandpa.

Okay, so this one's posted by 10 Second Balcony. Lego barely cracks the one minute mark of episode one of her new pod with Rampage before Tom about Asian buttholes and then inadvertently mentions Bapa. Let's go. Let's see this. I don't know't know why it's damn it looks like our old place it's a really good um let's see oh shit let's see oh i'm trying to center it let's see here that's the nice thing about asians is that we clean our assholes really well like we take a lot of pride in being clean down there. I feel like in Western nations, like Westerners don't- He's earthquake-ing her. Yeah.

Really take care of themselves. Like guys will make jokes about having shit streaks in their underwear. I'm like, huh? Brent Shaw. Oh, I get it. Shaw's the guy, yeah. He doesn't really say Shaw,

but that's what everybody's thinking. I like that she's starting a podcast, but honestly, I would it. Chop's the guy. He doesn't really say Chop, but that's what everybody's thinking. I like that she's starting a podcast, but honestly, I would use the whole screen next time she makes an episode. You know what I mean? Right? She might not have the best brains for editing, though. Right. She needs a chin.

She's probably the one doing the AI that Brendan's talking about. All right. So this was posted by Wondering Possum. It's called, Bapa tries his best toore Eric's Mainstream Commercial. Beast of a Friend. Oh, man. I know we haven't done this in a while,

but look at those bad boys right there, dude. What the hell? It's Halloween, deity. It's orange with neon yellow. You know, trick-or-treating in those motherfuckers. It matches his reign. You know what I mean? That's hilarious.

Let's see. And Bieber back in the day. They go, well, he found God. He went through this weird shit. There's a video of him saying, why don't you? Well, I guess there was a video of him saying, why don't you? Why don't you? Why don't you come by?

It's so funny that Eric pops up on the podcast. Any more talk to me anymore. And it was all weird. So here's the headline. TikTok users circulate what appears to be a fake Justin Bieber song mentioned P. Diddy. Also, do we think P. Diddy would make a song? Do we think P. would make a song about P. Diddy right now?

I have no idea. No, I thought it was an old song. That's why they were like, oh, this is one of his old songs. I don't listen to his songs. Doug, who listens to this? I don't know. Yeah, and I mean, can you imagine how excited we'd be if we pull up a clip and Miguel was like, oh, my God, look at Brad's face.

No, what were you saying? What were you saying? We pull up a clip and there's like an advertisement with Miguel. We're like, holy fucking shit. That's crazy. I would make this face right here, dude. I'd be like, whoa, Doug. They don't acknowledge it in any way in any facet we would stop the whole podcast be like fuck justin bieber fuck p diddy what the hell i know we might stop and be like oh i gotta call

my guy real quick he's on fucking tv holy shit uh all right let's go to this next one it's uh posted by d Dandy Kaufman chin lore. He he's fought leg kicking Mexican greasers. Okay, let's see everybody. Which ones do you hear about? Yeah, your favorite any of them. Wait, how many have you been in? That's the question.

I'd say for like an average person. I had like 10 ish fights. Yeah, and then three times I got jumped. So that's not really, you know, a fair fight. You're right. Three times. I'm trying to think like one of the best ones. these like planned like we're gonna fight always at high when i was in high school and in college i did planned fights we would meet outside the campus and we just fight what were the nature of the beefs that

led to the fights one of the dumbest things in the world beanie man dude yeah no beanie again strike three dude dude we're gonna take away your talking privileges if you don't put a beanie on dude i'm for that yeah i don't like i don't like hearing his voice unless he's wearing a beanie on his head yay i vote yay chin got chin's got an anger problem y'all i mean this is crazy 10 fights yeah while listening to this i was like imagine him and boppa talking to each other does that even happen like if a tree falls in the forest no one's there to hear it does it even make a sound? Chin and Bapa? Yeah.

I mean, they both are kind of like, they're similar in that that they're about, they like to fight. They both have anger issues, I think. Yeah. Chin has been in, he's been jumped three times. Dude, where's he from? Who jumping you, bro? He's good with a bag, though. Someone was walking behind me

on campus and accidentally, you know, hit the back of my heel, right? Kevin almost fucked me up for that today. I mean, imagine just a little bit. He's not kidding. So I just turned around, I'm like, what the fuck? And then he just gave me like that. And then I was like, fuck it, let's meet after school. Let's go.

So we went to, it's called Thornton Park by Saddleback High School. We walked all the way down there and we just fought there. And that's what I'm saying with the leg kicks. This is like in the 90s, right? I was in high school in the 90s. UFC just barely came out. And every time I fought,

I never knew about leg kicks. So I fought another dude who was a rebel. Do you know who those rebel guys are? Like a rebellious teen? They dress like they're like, you know, they have slick back hair.

Like a greaser? Greaser, yeah. But they're all Mexicans. So they're a bunch of like rebel gangs. And this guy, I fought, he for the first time ever you fought a shark i was out of revenue when you're a jet you're a jet for life but it's crazy because they were all mexicans and they you know what they had the same thing

the cigarette and the you know the whatever they really did they did they acted like they were in living in that era but one of the guys I fought for the first time ever we're fighting and then he threw a leg kick and I was like what the fuck is this and I'm like that's almost like

you're cheating you're not being like you're not a man for throwing a leg kick and then you're like stay gold pony boy oh my god here we go so anyways yeah

so did you ever implement kicks into your fights so boring I don't think so like this is the most boring fight talk I've ever heard in my life this show needs clips

they need to start watching us and react to us 10 minutes of T-MOS or something I don't think so. Like, this is the most boring fight talk I've ever heard in my life. This show needs clips. They need to start watching us and react to us. 10 minutes of T-MOS or something. 10 minutes of T-MOS. 10 minutes of 10 minutes of shop, dude. T-D-MOS. It's just so boring. T-MOMOS.

Yeah, these are all great ideas for them. They would be better than what the fuck I just fucking watched. Dude, what the hell? I sat through that? Yeah, I mean, I guess the idea is that he called them Mexican greasers. That's interesting. I mean, Mexican greaser is probably the most popular form of greaser, right? I don't know. I grew up in, I was different.

I was around a lot of Mexican greasers, dude. Only greaser I know, you know that book, right? Outsider? That's the only greasers I know, but it makes sense. They were greasers, dude. Only greaser I know. You know that book, right? Outsider? That's the only greasers I know, but it makes sense. They were greasers. They were white, huh? Yeah. White boys.

I think. But Mexicans did it better, dude. We scooped up the bag. We culturally appropriated the greaser thing. We're like, watch out, fam. You know what I mean? You're like, cool story, bro, but Mexicans actually do greaser better than white fools, dude. The way better is, dude.

And you know how they did it? How? Illegally. Yeah, if you were illegal, you had to buy some pomade and slick back your hair. This one's called Tall Tale of the Black Bapalo. Caterpillar Hot 7539 posted this. More addictive than nicotine or lying? Heard it both ways.

This is very funny, dude. I want you to open your ears, open your heart, and just pay attention really quick. The internet is the ultimate right to free speech. Okay, right. That's good. That's a great way to start. We know it's an advertisement for Black Buffalo or Rogue Nicotine, right? It's like a real one?

I think this is real, dude. This is 100% real. I'm not joking. Okay. No. Okay. Yeah. This is real.

No, I'm telling you it's real. It's fucking real. All right. Fine. Fine. Everybody has a voice. Why is free speech, though,, you're talking about nicotine. There's a battle for free speech

or what do you say? Watch. Wait, fucking dear. Internet is the ultimate right to free speech. Everybody has a voice. My work sits at the center

of it sometimes. My work sits at the center of it sometimes. He's the biggest name. Like, I mean, people fucking, they're like, oh my God, that's Brandon Schaub every time I see him.

It's also his fish tanks here, dude. I bet you money, dude, that this is not his place. That they have a set and they're like, what are you into? And he's like, fish car kids. And then they just implemented all that into the set. Maybe, but it would be kind of funny if like Rogue Negotine was like, can we film in your place? Or Bravo's like, I got the perfect spot to film in my house.

Addressing the negativity isn't healthy for the mind. And too much positivity can be very dangerous for the ego. That said, I've gone through some personal things lately and I've been really inspired by the love people have shown me. I'm constantly on and on the go.

As a show host, I'm interviewing. As a comedian, you're telling jokes. And now, as a commentator, I'm calling fights. I prefer it that way. I pride myself on working hard and staying busy. I'm usually up by 4 a.m. so I can take time to myself. In order to prepare for the day. That looks awful.

It looks terrible there. It's got the vibe of one of those commercials or things, like videos you see where it's like a cool guy, and he's like, I get up in the morning, and the first thing I do is make see where it's like a cool guy and he's like i get up in the morning and the first thing i do is make coffee because it's important to stay and then but it's like someone you're jealous of you know because their life is going so well that's the idea but look at that yeah his eyes he looks like me when i didn't get enough i've been recording all night i didn't get enough sleep waking up early in the morning it's they're trying to give

like a modelo feel to the commercial. Yes. That's better said, yes. But this is like some General's auto insurance. You know what I mean? Just because it's pretty sharp. That's exactly what it's like. Those Modelo things where it's like, I grew up in the neighborhood. I'm authentic. Like if only they could have hired an actual

voiceover guy instead of Brendan Schaub voicing over his himself, you know? And the Modelo ads, when you watch them, I think they're good ads. And when you watch them, you're like,

damn, that guy deserves a Modelo. I deserve a Modelo. That's the thing. It's like he, I should, but in these ads, you're like,

he doesn't deserve even black Buffalo nicotine. Yeah. He's in a moron. You're lucky that nicotine is so addictive because people are like, fuck, Brendan Schaub's in the, but I love it, dude. You know?

I love that his mustache is fucked up. I mean, mine will probably be that someday soon, but that's, I just, the one side is not,

it looks like he shaved it off. Let's see. In my quiet mornings, this window is sacred. He's just watching a truck. Yes, dude. Why window is sacred to me. He's just watching a truck. Yes, dude. Why? That's so funny.

It's not even like a nice truck. It's like some fucking 360p shitty like cell phone video truck. It's an opportunity to relax and think free of distractions. I set goals

and focus on what's next. I go through the same motions every single morning she's like help me help me he tried to bite me like three months ago the fish's life is in danger he said tomba sashimi and he pulled me out and he almost bit me i feel like the fish is probably smarter than chauvin worried about him. The fish is like, what's he doing? Is he alright? Alright, I'm good. The fish is like, he wakes up at seven. What are we talking about? It's ceremonial.

I've made it my ritual. Yikes. Any thoughts on that, dude? Definitely real, right? That was real. I think it might be. I mean, it's at least it was some kind of ad. I don't know if they put AI over it, be i mean it's at least it was some kind of ad i don't know if they put ai over it but i think it's real yeah see look at this is the ad on his page right here dude that's crazy that's that's what it is right there you know i mean

crazy whoever's doing marketing at black buffalo is a moron they need to divest yeah yeah isn't that what it is when you don't invest yeah yeah i mean i just think that's like there's probably someone at black buffalo starting to divest from shop movement the d the dbs yeah third quarter sales were up fourth quarter we really fucked up by having shop be that commercial dude um this one's called psa addressing your spouse by their name makes you weird posted by chin second balcony let's see it's over so yeah you can have i think it's weird the couples that even nothing i think it's weird the couples you know i'm around couples all the time that call each other by their first name what do you mean like steven get over here you know yeah instead of like babe or boo or whatever i call the problem is brendan isn't very sexy right hey fuck you oh i'm a piece of shit

i know how dare you your girl says cooney come on right she says various things daddy but brendan it's like it is you rather say like boyfriend get over here or something like that but when you got a name like herald dude i die when i hear that dude i'm like oh they're like herald oh my oh fucking rock hard right now oh really oh really you get off on a man's name pause on my own name when a girl's like herald come back to bed i'm like oh my god you don't know english but i love it something about that seemed real feminine to me dog head out of the deeper it's so small i dropped my wife babe and my son who's two and a half is like babe babe because

you're always saying it always it's weird when it's like that formal like babe is probably the worst right do you say babe? I'm sorry. I mean, I can't help it sometimes to say it. I think it's weird for a kid to say babe, though. That was a little strange. Oh, really? He just said his kid was calling him babe

because he calls his girlfriend that. Oh. A little strange. This is fucking weird. I've never called my dad babe. See, I was at a young age... You've been saying that's weird. Yeah.

Yeah, sorry. Call my dad babe, dude? I'm good. Let's go. What's next? What's next on the tactics for showing your love and admiration. Um, when I was a kid,

my, my deal, Joel and my Tia Denise, they would call each other babe, but like way too much. Maybe cause they were also like, let's just say one of them used to say the N word a lot. Right.

I'm not going to say which one. Right. But they're like, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe. And then me and the cousins would all just laugh and like count the number of babes they would say in like a sentence. Did they ever like see you doing that?

No, they were probably drunk when we were watching and counting them. But ever since then, I'm always like, I'm never going to call my girl babe, dude. Right. Yeah, you got traumatized from that. Because it's cute. They do it. It's cute.

I don't think they watch the show, but I'm very anxious now. Um, it's very cute that they do it. I just don't want to do that. I don't, I'm, I was just kidding when I said, I said, babe, the only thing that I ever say is deity. Oh, okay. You call your daddy. Yeah. Call her daddy. Daddy. Hey daddy, you want to go see Joker too tonight? I call everyone. Everyone's daddy to me. Co-workers, parents, girlfriend, fucking homeless people. Okay, daddy.

Let's see. Bam! Because you always say that? It's weird when it's like that formal, like, Anthony, get over here. I also think so. It's like,

hello, friends. Monday morning, September 30th at 9. Oh, seven on the dot. Crist, Calabasas man, how's everybody doing? I miss these days, dude.

Yeah, he's getting fucked up. Crist. He's having too much fun. You dog. You sc Sallywag the old Sallywag dirty bird

Sallywag oh yeah dude dude Sallywag yes add it to the list you old Sallywag you old Sallywag

he has fun. Yeah, dude. Let's see what's next. Post by DazzlingRabbit633. You know how they celebrated their thousandth episode? By doing Zoom calls. They're laughing. AJ Fodgy in the back there.

Oh, yeah. Shout out to this guy. He's tall as fuck. How does he even fit in a small car? Guys. I thought you were going to shout out Scholes. Oh, yeah. Well, Scholes and Owen Smith.

I almost called him Benjamin. Dude, that hair. That's wild. He thinks he's like Elvis or something like that. He must have an Asian barber. All right. Let's see here. Okay. This one I saw earlier in the week.

This is the last clip for the week. We're going to end with a bang here, dude, because this made me laugh really hard. It doesn't have as many upvotes as you would think, but Dirty Buns Fart Nugget. The names, dude. He is killing me today. Posted this,

Bapa don't believe jose's birth retificate jose aldo mario batista what if jose wins this one also don't get it twisted jose at was he 38 or 40 you know it's coming it's just like how is he gonna do it you know what i mean when i was watching this i was like waiting on the edge of my seat like when is he gonna say retificate when is he gonna say retificate that's the best part of the clips for one of them is just waiting for him to botch the word he knows he's gonna botch you know when he hits this right here he's about to fuck something up dude you know i'm sorry let's go back a little bit before the hands come. Twist it. Jose, was he 38 or 40? And I guess we'll believe that.

He's every bit of 45. But the Brazilian birth certificate. Brazilian birth certificate, dude. The Brazilian birth certificate. Yeah. But- That sounds like a fucking- That sounds like a wrestling move.

He put him in the old Brazilian birth certificate. And then when you do that, dude, it's all over. The Brazilian birth certificate disaster.

The old Guadalajara hard scarf. So let's say he's 45 but in birth certificate and birth certificate disaster uh disaster uh disaster disaster yeah what is that guy from jay-z uh Jay-Z. The Originator. Jazzo. Yeah, he did a little bit of Jazzo there. The Originator. The Brazilian Bazaar. Bazaar. Bazaar. Bazaar. Bazaar.

Bazaar. Bazaar. Bazaar. Bazaar. Bazaar. Bazaar. Holy shit. That's the last clip for this week, dude.

Damn. Well, I hope you enjoyed it. See us for the basketball thing next Wednesday. Or tomorrow. Yeah. Tomorrow. Yeah. There you go.

Yeah. Later.