10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub CAN'T STOP DRINKING REIGN! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #134

Episode Date: January 5, 2025

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My dick juice is what I take, walk me to my truck I hope Chin's neck don't go break, walk me to my truck I could muck forever, walk me to my truck I could muck forever Walk me to my truck We could fuck each other Walk me to, walk me to my truck Kalala and Ne'esta Thank you. my mouth walk me to my truck plastic surgery done cow walk into a walk into my truck some may say ester goes both ways i'm gay and if it's not true, XJ.

Some say. Brian is worse than AIDS. XJ. Did I say I'm gay? One take. Shout out to all those that participated in the second Drive Fast All Gas giveaway. For the Roush supercharged Dark Horse Seamable Mustang. It's over.

Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon, join the Discord, join the Reddit. Follow us on Twitter. Anyways, what we did on the Patreon this week is I released an old stand-up clip. Me doing stand-up.

So if you want to see that, the only place you can see it is on Patreon. Deity. It's a 27-minute clip. It's the Gringo Poppy for you. Yeah, it's my Gringo Poppy. See, you got the best brains for this shit. But that is not why they're here. Marketing genius.

Yes, you got that. We get it. No, they're not here for that, though. They're here to watch 10 minutes of Shob. So start the timer. Play the chin clip. All righty. Let's see what we got here.

There's a lot of picture posts today, so maybe it's a quicker episode than usual. Oh, fuck. But we also do have five minutes of Joe Rogan stand-up. Oh, shit. So it's kind of like a choose-your-own-adventure clip chin. This one's posted by Dazzling Rabbit 633. It's called No Way Chappelle Would Have Beat the Bro Whisperer Without Blown Hamstring

Bee. Oh, yeah. Let's see. One rain. Two rains. Five rains. Twenty rains. five rains 20 rains 100 rains does Shob like own rain? I don't know what is the bit?

why is there so he has he has a surprising amount of rain at all times. Like more than you'd think you could get your hands on. They must have a truck that drives up to the studio and they're like, the truck driver is tired because he's delivering a lot of rain, baby.

I'm looking up Brendan Shob's contract with rain. Yeah, he must have really... He has monster lawyers, you know, so they came up with like this very beneficial contract for Schaub. Yeah. Where it's like, one of them is endless reign

and you can do whatever you want and you make your own marketing for it. But there's no way that they make that public, right? I mean, it looks like total, oh yeah, then not the contract, but Reign seems all in on Brendan Schaub. Oh yeah.

That's like, you don't see one without the other. I bet you there's like a double-digit percentage of his income is from Reign. It's mostly Reign. That's crazy. Yeah. And Monsters owns Reign, right? It's the same company? Really?

I think so. No. I think so, dude. Dude, okay, keep talking because i'm gonna go okay look at that but i think that might be the case you know why i thought that was because they look almost exactly the same but i think i think it's true dude i put the wrong button in my bed i could be a conspiracy theorist but uh dude monster owns rain. What the fuck? Guess I have the best brains after all. I mean, it makes sense.

Look at that M right there, dude. Look at that. Told you, dude. Yeah, it's a hidden M. A broken clock flicks twice a day. Yeah, dude. A broken clock puts sugar all over your dick and says it's delicious, dude. That's true.

Let's see what else we got here. Okay. Chin is so over this broad. I wanted to start off hot with some Brennan Chobb. You know what I mean? Brennan Chobb running, always good. Confidence Search 8648 posted this one. I wonder if he would have beat Chappelle if he had a bunch of reins on him.

Probably. We'll have to go in the time machine to find out. Let's see. But then you get a guy like Devondre Campbell, who's taken a roster spot, who in the middle of the game just goes, you know what? I don't want to play. You know what they said? So they suspended him three games.

They're saying he's kind of fucked because they'll release him after this. Because Deion told her to. No reaction. Yeah. What do you think? I mean've you've produced a pod before is that is it he's just is he just paying attention or is he mad he could just be um looking at wires i spent a lot of the podcast looking what are you laughing about dude looking at why yeah i i don't know if you guys notice but i'm all the time going like this uh-huh and then you'll be like you know whatever doing this and i'm just like I'm looking at the soundproofing.

I'm making sure the soundproofing is good. Dude, think about, our studio is tiny compared to theirs. You know how much soundproofing could be falling at any time?

Dude, it would be insane if you could see the camera to the floor and Thick Boy and it's like wired up like us. Like it's all crazy

wires and shit. That would be so fucking funny. Even when you did just this like that, I was kind of like, I'm going to kill him. Yeah, right? It's not a good and shit. That would be so fucking funny. Even when you did just this like that, I was kind of like, I'm going to kill him. Yeah, right? It's not a good thing, especially when you're thinking about what you're going to say.

Just people hitting your arm, dude. I just realized that now. I guess I don't ever... I do that to you, but you've never done it to me. Did you go for it? I don't want to. No, I'm not going to... No, it's not that aggressive.

But when you're close proximity and it's aggressive and you're thinking about producing a podcast, you know what I mean? I'm on Chin to... No, it's not that aggressive. But when you're close proximity and it's aggressive and you're like thinking about producing a podcast, you know what I mean? I'm on Chin's side, dude. Let's see. Yeah, it might be real. Chin. I think that's real.

Another thing that could be happening is like... I mean, it's so funny. She has the dry fast all guys here. Oh, yeah. Another thing that could be happening is like, I mean, it's so funny. She has the dry fast dog, I'll guess. Oh, yeah. Another thing is Chin is, you know, he's the old pup. He's ready to go blind and die, right? Right. And he's seeing like the new puppies like,

mom and dad love me. And he's just like, oh, if only they know where it leads to. He also has a broken neck. True. Yeah. He's dealing with a lot. Dude, what if you were getting with a chick and she had a sweater on

and things were getting hot and heavy and she took her sweater off and it was that? And then probably have sex. I'm rock hard still. Yeah, dude. Sex. And then they take the mask off

and it's Nas. You're like, oh. Just kidding. Okay, I'll take it off. They's Nas. You're like, oh. Just kidding. Okay, I'll take that. They have a whole mask. I'll cut that part out. Like a facial mask? Yeah.

You also thought Connor was Popeye, remember? Yeah. Now this is real. I don't want to be out here in the land. Everyone's just going to assume what you're assuming.

People first brought up P-Titty. P-Titty. P-Titty. P-Titty with her boobs out. That's pretty great. She had her own Freudian slip. Interesting. P-Titty. P-Titty. P-Titty. P-Titty with her boobs out. That's pretty great. She had her own Freudian slip. Interesting.

P-Titty. Oh, man. What else do you think about that? You think Chin's annoyed? Maybe, yeah. I mean, she hit him kind of weird. He doesn't interact to anything she says. Yeah.

Who knows? I think he needs a tater tot once a week. See, this is posted by Black Wharf I da da da da da da Dare you Find a funnier clip than this That's me nuts You were on Logan Paul's podcast You had a camel toe

Oh my goodness You had a camel toe Oh wow Remember that? Oh wow That's what you have What do you call that? A moose knuckle?

That's just my nuts That's in this room That's me nuts That's me nuts. That's a denim vagina. Big nuts. No, those aren't big nuts. That's a denim vagina. No, that's my nuts split like that. You know what the problem is?

The jeans are too tight. No, that's not the problem. You were on Logan Paul's podcast. That's not even like we're laughing at Shav. That's good Shav right there, dude. Both. I think both are good. He's great in this clip.

That guy's great in this clip. And Howie's fucking lighting him up, B. The three experts. And laughter. Man, I'm surprised nobody died. There's a bunch of murderers in there, dude. Oh, yeah, dude. If Shav has on the right hat, there's no fucking

stopping him. Bass Pro, he's going to fucking get in there. Keep you busy, dude. For sure. This one's posted by Ronaldo Johnson. Might be my cousin. It's called Psycho Tim lies about shrapnel wounds in battle and is exposed. Instead of posting photos

of his wounds, he wants everyone to find the brown shrapnel marks themselves. His Instagram also has a bunch of video photos of his wounds, he wants everyone to find the brown shrapnel marks themselves. His Instagram also has a bunch of video photos of him shirtless, and there are no marks or scars ever. What a liar and a fraud. One of the things that wasn't on that DD214 is a purple heart. I was injured while I was in combat. You can go back to fights in 2003, 4, 5, and 6,

and you're going to see my neck and my back one way, and then from 2007, 8, 9, until today, you'll be like, whoa, he looks significantly different. And you're going to notice a bunch of brown marks on my shoulder and my neck. Fight is proof from a guy who takes more pictures of himself than a Kardashian, you're telling me you don't have a single,

like, shred of evidence and picture of proof. In fact, what you said was, you gave us a homework assignment, and you're like, you go look at my fights. Why didn't you bring still photos of your fights? You said you a homework assignment, and you're like, you go look at my fights. Why don't you bring still photos of your fights? You said you have all this, like, your neck's not the same. You have all these brown marks. Yeah.

You're right there. Show them to us. Damn, dude. These Army guys are different. Yeah. It's like us on like 100 times, you know? We just say shit, but they're doing the research, you know? They got 500 pages of it.

They're real murderers. They're real. I i mean it's not murder yeah yeah and thank them thank them but i mean i wouldn't i wouldn't cross them no me neither dude i wouldn't i wouldn't cross them with the sugary dick you know definitely not um i think i blame kendrick and drake honestly for the same people just beef Oh, for beef in general. Kendrick says Drake's not black. This was like, you're not a fucking, you know, war survivors. Yeah, you didn't fucking throw 500 grenades, you know. You don't know what Reddit is. Howie's like, that's not your nuts.

That's a vagina, you know. It's all gone downhill since then. Yeah, I mean, you know, that's the world we live in right now. That's the real world. It's not this fake shit. You know what I mean, you know, that's the world we live in right now. That's the real world. It's not this fake shit. You know what I mean? That's it. Like, honestly,

you know, you come in here, I'm going to say, just listen. Gerardo, can you leave for a second? And I'm going to step out. And I will leave.

I will leave the room on skates. Yeah. And because you're a magician, you're going to make them disappear. That's true. I don't care. Sacramento, big deal.

209? Okay. I'll drop care. Sacramento, big deal. 209? Okay. I'll drop my son off at the fucking baseball practice. Come snap your neck and be back there in time to drink a Diet Coke. There you go. I don't think that's exactly how it goes, but you're cooking. I don't know what I'm talking about. All right.

Brandon's going to get his ass kicked. Let's see. This is posted by Joe DeMofo. I haven't heard of him for a while. Real quick, how did the new show go? Grabbing a slice. I thought this was a video. Oh, no.

I mean, just great. I don't know if that's AI. Doesn't it look like a weird AI aura around it? He clearly may be. Yeah, there is a weird AI-ness to this. But he clearly didn't put, I mean, if he really picked this as a cover photo on purpose. No, they paused it on him. Okay, okay.

They did him dirty, dude. I mean, just the worst. Yeah. Dude, balls deep in thumbnails. You think he's going to make this a thumbnail, dude? I don't know. I don't put anything past him. But we've seen the pizza shit before, I think.

This is old, right? And to be honest, when somebody goes up to you, you want to get some za? That's what you think, right? Like that face? So maybe he's trying to identify with the pizza community. Right now, just as you took a picture of his brain, it's a big pepperoni.

Pepperoni bacon. Yeah, grabbing a slice with Brendan Schaubobb i mean that didn't end up happening right that was just no i think so we want i feel like we watched this we watched him eat pizza with a guy but one's one episode is what i'm saying he was like my new pizza show and it's like you know yeah oh that's facts more people are into trucks surprisingly than pizza or i would say there's probably crossover people People that like trucks love pizza. Oh, yeah. How can you not like either of those things?

Those are the two best things there are, besides kids and fish. I mean, I've been into pizza since I was six years old. I'm balls deep into pizza, dude. Okay, so we watched this. Just a quick plug for our live stream. We could watch this again, but we already saw this on the live stream. Might as well pull out the chin clip. Let's do it. Posted by

ImportantJeweler67. I think it's interesting that Whitney Cummings didn't want to talk about Brendan Chabon here. Yeah. That's pretty hilarious. Jesus. What would be the... Oh, I already explained what the blowback is there. Joe Rogan. Oh. But no, but you were completely off. Yeah, but eventually I got there. Remember I said

the reason she doesn't want to talk about job is because all these people their boss is Rogan You cannot piss off the boss or get fired. Yeah, pretty simple Yeah, if you don't put gas in the generator, it's not gonna run is what you're saying Who's your dream guest? If I give you the real Okay. Yeah. Well, it's not gonna cut it out Then do that by the time you said that you could have just done it definitely he's the he's the number one do you think he'd do it i bet he

would do it i don't think he'll do it let me ask um tell but if you ask don't tell him that you did uh really quick we don't need to go through the schematics of this thing but uh mr terrorist over there yeah number one job is to what? Not say anything. Yes. Just be a presence. As soon as he says Brendan Shaw's name, he starts to make the most movement I've ever seen him make.

Really? Definitely. He's the number one. Do you think he'd do it? Okay, put his head down. He's probably thinking about his favorite clip. Mm-hmm. Chin.

He's like, how did we fit in here? I bet he would do it. He has to bite his lip not to say something. He's like, that's me turban. He'll do it. Do you want me to ask? But if you ask, don't tell him that you did it. Just tell him that you saw the podcast

and he'll... Tell him if he does it, he'll get a new car. He has a lot of cars. That's why. So you'll get him like a Fuchsia Ferrari. Oh, I'll get him one of those mini ones on the table you're kind of obsessed with him huh no you just mentioned not to talk about him that is funny if that's real that's amazing i i always see this as like the gotcha

is like these celebrities being like you're obsessed with shava and my dream is to be like yeah dude like i really am yeah i mean we do a show every week what are you dumb is that a question uh yeah i fucking have his merch on my wall but matan scooped it to bag yeah dude he got her real good it's like she thinks that i mean if this is real i always paint that with i know i don't know what's real in this universe anymore but if that really happens what it seems like

is that before the thing started she was like I can do anything but which is hilarious if this is true but I can't talk about Chop that's the one rule

so he's like oh and he's in his real voice not this fake thing he puts on he's like absolutely anything like this is a jokey show we have all you guys on

like we love your pod whatever it's called I'm a whore whatever it's called and not this fake thing he puts on. He's like, absolutely. Anything. Like, this is a jokey show. We have all you guys on. Like, we love your pod, whatever it's called. I'm a whore or whatever it's called. And so, absolutely. And then she goes, she does that joke. And then he's like,

well, you told her not to talk about that. And she's like, doing her shit. Maybe we want to have him on. But you roast him on a lot of episodes I don't talk about b**** So by the time he comes on What would you even say? I'll just hold this episode until he comes on

Okay, well I'm not going to ask him now You told me not to ask No, I said ask him, but don't tell him Don't tell him that you came on the episode Just say that you saw it and that it would be a great look for him But I don't lie Okay, fine Don't mention that you came on the podcast.

Just tell them. She doesn't lie. Yeah, that's what I was saying. First thing that comes to mind is that Devin Costa tweet. Did you see that recently? No, what was that? Whitney Cummings tweeted saying,

I think about... I don't know why this is random, but I think about this once a week. Oh, I did see that, yeah. That Forrest Gump had an AIDS storyline. And then Devin Costa's like, no, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't.

But he'll say, have you done it? I'm not sure. Tell him you're not sure. Have you DM'd him and asked? Oh, I probably sent him at least seven emails. Like, if I go to my email list... Do you think he's seen them? How do you have his email address?

I go on IMDB and I send it to his agents. Yeah, then he hasn't seen it. I've also sent him one personally probably a couple times. I do whatever

email is public. Yeah, then he hasn't seen it. I'm not sure. I don't know. I'm sure he'd do it. I mean, he was a fighter.

I'm sure he'd be... I've had fighters on here before. Yeah, I'm just saying he'd be bad. But I've had good fighters on the show before. Okay.

Like real fighters anyways I love that you did that to really you better watch out good fighters it was an interesting one talking about men on airwaves B not a good idea dude

not with one of the murderers in there I know I know somebody who wouldn't leave that unscathed or who would leave that unscathed

yeah with the diet coke yeah there was a diet coke Who wouldn't leave that unscathed? Or who would leave that unscathed? Brennan Shaw. Yeah, Brennan Shaw. With the Diet Coke. Yeah. There was a Diet Coke found at the scene. He gets arrested immediately because there's Diet Coke there. That's his calling card. Another Brennan Shaw murder.

Yeah. It's a pretty easy case to solve. Yeah, I can smell the laughter in the air. Brennan Shaw was here. This one's posted by Icarus Lives. It's called The Rock Smells Trash. Drives me nuts. Sing along on the Rudy Pooh Bridge.

This is definitely getting cut out of the episode. Oh, yeah. But it brings me back, dude. Yeah. It'll be on our Patreon version. Uh-oh. Patreon. How tall is The Rock? 6'2". He's 6'2". I'm in the elevator room. Is he is The Rock? 6'2".

He's 6'2". I'm in the elevator room. Is he a big dude? Compared to you, how big is he? Only you two, though, right? You guys were like... No, it was just two of us out of UFC. Did you say anything?

Just what's up? What's up, The Rock? He said what? He said he's a fan. I said, I want to fucking fight you. All of that sounds made up. 316, huh? 316, while The Rock says he hopes your candy ass is coming

Huh, you want to play games don't go with the rock ain't going nowhere the great one ain't going nowhere 316 the rocks ass Well, I guess according to the rocks Rolex has taken a long time for that piece of trash to come Rock really couldn't have so what he's gonna do is go on and throw this stone coat back. Well, the rock smells trash. Oh, look at this. Look what we got going on here. Biggest piece of Texas drill in the whole time. Walk in God's green earth.

You want to push it, baby? Oh, no. Ah! Yeah! Watch it look. Here it is, and you take it to hell with you. Ah! Oh, shit.

Damn, dude. Yeah, dude. The Jerry Lawler scream definitely should be in the Gringo Poppy. Some of the punchlines. Okay, Mr. Holfields. Ah! That really takes me. scream definitely should be in the gringo poppy some of the punch lines okay mr hofields that really takes me i love those old things where the rock would be like you're rudy poo stinking ass like all that shit yeah so funny yeah dude i don't know who do you think or this is a big storyline this week is height height so apparently he said he was 6'5 at one time, but he's really 6'2-ish.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Do you want to measure me? Not right now. Okay. Let's wait till later. Okay. Because we were talking about this on Rack and Tweety's too.

Eight inches. Oh, not like that. That's the gayest shit you could have said. I'm not going to measure your dick. All right. This one's posted by ConfidenceSearch8648. Brandon Community Schwab. I haven't seen this one's posted by confidence search 8648 brandon community schwab i haven't seen this one i don't know what this is about and i i had to you know i launched a thick boy bike club i got really really

yeah why is he so close to it he's very close to this i don't even know what that is like is it did he put that background up i don't know you know what though is. Did he put that background up? I don't know. You know what, though? Okay, let me play devil's assistant here. You're such a good podcaster, you're going to be podcasting everywhere. It doesn't matter if you have a studio. Is that what you're saying? Okay. That's hilarious. That's funny.

That is funny. Not what I was going to say. He podcasts at any time in any facet in any room. And someone calls him up. I leave him on my show. I'm like, yeah, sure. He's like,

when can you do it? Right now. He's on an airplane. Yeah, dude. Can I get a Coke? Dad Coke from the stewardess? Flight attendant? He looks like he's a seaman

in the Tin Man's Nutsack, dude. He's floating around. He's sperm. I was going to say, like, Devil's Assistant, which is kind of like what you're saying, but he's willing to do a lot of podcasts that I have never seen,

which is cool. You know, neither. So good for him. That's all you have to say. That's all I have. It's not funny. I'm just trying to be nice. I biked when I was a kid growing up in Denver, and I just started biking every day.

His eyes are so crazy. He does look like a – I'm not trying to be talking about men on your ways, but he does look like a seaman had eyes. I agree 100%. I realize this biking community is so positive. They're just so upbeat and supportive. And I launched, you know, merch during the middle of the pandemic. And, you know, we could have solved it.

Like, okay, you know that meme that's like, it's firm. They're floating around. And one of them's like, I'm so excited. We're about to be. And then it's something really good. But then the other sperm goes, actually, we're in Brenndan shop right now they're like brendan job i think it would go a lot further if you were after he finishes all these tirades of like things he's into at the end of it he goes oh did we start already that would fix everything right yeah that'd be smart just like five times in an episode

he just says oh did we start already yeah give himself some fucking explaining so you're into coffee right yeah big coffee guy been into coffee since i was six years old but do we start already he should i think legs should tell him i know legs watches he doesn't listen to anything doesn't count doesn't matter i've been uh balls deep and educate myself on hummer and again the hummer community like the rhinet predator my boy in, the Hummer community, like the Ryan at Predator, my boy in North Carolina. The connection I've made in the fish world is insane. Same thing happened with during the pandemic. I got really into bike riding.

Still am. That's mainly I ride bikes when I lift weights now. I love riding bikes. But the bike community is so supportive. So is the fish community. I've made great connections. So many people over the years helped me out in my career. Off-roading, exact same.

Exact same. That's why I gravitate towards off-road community. Everyone's been so helpful. Even though I'm an 80- Heavenly peach dessert or some people call it peach delight. Peach is delight. They found a clip where it existed.

I mean, what if you start, you get really into fish and it helps you a lot? Yeah. You meet Jeff Bezos because you have a fish. Yeah. Could happen. Not unlikely, but something.

Possible. We got another Icarus Lives here. The Sweet Chin Redaction. I'm pretty sure this is going to get cut out too. Oh, fuck. Let's see talking about shawshank i could hardly believe it When I heard the news today I had to come and get it straight from you

Scared you were leaving Someone swept your heart away From the look upon your face I see it's true Tell me all about the hell and about the plans you're making Tell me one more thing before I call Tell me how I'm supposed to live without you I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know.

Some things are best left unsaid. I like to think they were singing about something so beautiful it can't be expressed in words. And makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a great place dares to dream. Chin was the greatest singer of all time, and he sang with his neck broken. It was amazing.

I drank a rain energy drink shortly after that. Oh, fuck, dude. That was good. My kids asked me if I could ever have them meet Chin. I'm not sure if I'll ever get out of this hellhole. Andy Dufresne told me that after he heard Chin,

he found out how to escape. I'm never sure what those two Italian ladies were singing about. But I knew one of them was Chin. All right. So this one is five minutes of Joe Rogan stand up. I really don't want to do this. We could watch like the first couple seconds and talk about, seem real feminine to me, Doug.

Okay. Posted by IndividualMess7491, a young Joe Rogan's type 5, best type 5. So check this out on Chang's. But I mean, look at... That's a long time, yeah. Let's see this really quick. Ready? Just want to touch him.

Breast to a guy like a light bulb to a moth. I don't know if it's the camera or what but it's just strangely feminine yeah it looks like he's got some makeup on

it's not it's you know it's old so maybe that was new then and also he's doing kind of he's doing a little bit

of like Adam Sandler-ish kind of thing I wonder if Adam Adam was probably doing stand-up at this's doing a little bit of like Adam Sandler-ish kind of thing I wonder if Adam Adam was probably doing stand-up at this time yeah a little bit of copying I think

yeah but not good what's up how we doing you having fun having a rough week man I've been hearing the M word too much

from my girlfriend you know what I'm talking about she brings up marriage a little bit too much and it's uh I can't even hear that word you hear the word marriage my brain just shuts off

it's like marriage click everyone after marriage is I don't even hear that word. I hear the word marriage. My brain just shuts off. It's like, marriage, click. Everyone after marriage is, I don't think so. I'm like, that's like a contract. I signed this. It looks like he's been yassified. He knows yassified names. Like he's a queen.

But you know what I'm talking about, right? When they do the thing. Yeah. I feel like they're fooling us. There's no way he looked like this, right? I think he did used to When they do the thing. Yeah. I feel like they're fooling us. There's no way he looked like this, right? I think he did used to look like that. Wow. Yeah. Unless there's some kind of, but you know, Changs, I don't trust anything. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

I can't have sex with other girls for the rest of my life. And I gotta buy you a ring. Strangely, dude, even though he's kind of like effeminate or whatever in this clip clip it still like reminds me of those guys at the Tam

they're like fuck your mother like this guy this version of Rogan is hanging out with those guys I think and drinking

and being crazy fuck your mother hey fuck your mother oh it's so funny so funny isn't it let's go down to Tam's and see bad weights yeah

bad weights the penguin yeah alright go check out Funny. So funny, isn't it? Let's go down to Tams and say bad wades. Yeah. Bad wades. The penguin. All right. Go check out the rest of that, dude. That's five minutes. This one's posted by Lumbabao. It's called Some Catnip from BC. Let's see. And it gets lost a little bit because people can only, it seems these days,

appreciate did you win a title and how many times did you defend it how many chicks you fuck it's the same mentality and it gets lost a little bit because people can only it seems these days appreciate did you win a title how many times did you defend it how many chicks you fuck it's the same mentality that's great dude oh my gosh can't do it better than that yeah dude he does what we do on steroids yeah i mean we it takes us a while and he just does it in 10 seconds this is like a show dedicated to doing that but he does it in the middle of doing another show he does 10 minutes and 10 seconds yeah wow dude boom whoa dude wow dude you're a barking tiger and I'm a praying man whatever the fuck uh this is Icarus lives

I'm redacted question mark might get also cut let's see quantum leap I don't know I'm redacted what's up big dog what's up champ yeah quantum elite great great premise i've never seen that it's like this show where i got i mean if i'm remembering correctly the guy goes back and lives someone else's life or something you can like fix their problem their problems the problems definitely Shop needs that.

Yeah. Shop needs a quantum leap stat. Who's going to go back in time and fix his problems? Whoever that actor is. I forget. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah.

I thought there was going to be another character. Jelly roll. Okay. Wow. This is a guild guitars. Brandon Shubbs official reaction to Showtime dropping him, a.k.a. suicidal thoughts. Uh-oh.

Thoughts spelled like that hoe over there. Oh, yeah. Let's see. Studio is clearing out. It will officially be the shop show moving forward. Next Monday, it's official, the shop show. Formerly known as Below the Belt. Formerly known as Big Brown Breakdown.

If you missed the announcement, I'm leaving Showtime. Shit, shit, shit, shit. Shit you missed the announcement, I'm leaving Showtime. Fuck you. Fuck you. Motherfucker. It drives me nuts. Oh, man. Guild guitars, dude. Always coming through.

Yeah. He must just have bags in a closet they can scoop up. Mm-hmm. Somebody's producing a lot of bags for him to just scoop up the ground right there.

Well, you know, there's levels to this shit. Yeah. That was great. Let's see here. This one's Confidence Search 8648. Scam giveaway is over. He's already preparing for an anticlimactic winner

and admits he doesn't even like the car. Oh, geez. Damn, it started and it's over. We didn't even get merch, dude. Not a whole lot about it. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

We were just too busy. No, no. You know, we're truck guys dude let's be honest we got our own trugs and we do our own work on our blowers and shit like a truck giveaway that's great but it's like i already got one you know i'm saying and it's better than yours yeah yeah can you give me a kibbetech you know right hook me up with those guys yeah uh shout to all those that participate in the second Drive Fast All Gas giveaway for the Roush supercharged Dark Horse SEMA build Mustang. It's over.

Now it's out of my control. It goes to a law firm who picks the bummer. And this is what we're trying to talk to them about. Whoever wins, like it happened with the last fellow, Will, who was in some random part of colorado by the time they get to me they've talked to five or six people so they're on the phone for like hours or you know a hot second so you know you feel me like oh my god this is so much hours i understand what he's saying yeah because a hot second that I understand what he's saying. Yeah. Because a hot second, that means, I guess it means a long time.

A long time. Hot, right? But it just doesn't sound right. Right. It's like even when he's not technically wrong, it still sounds wrong. I think hot second is something you expected to be shorter. But it's like, oh man, this is a hot second because it's a lot bigger. His words hurt my brain.

Yeah. You know what I mean? It's a lot bigger. His words hurt my brain. You know what I mean? It's a lot bigger. I struggle to like hot second hour just like you know what I'm saying. We get it. I think another thing that's not doing him any favors is that he gives another increment of time while saying hot second.

He says hot second, I'm talking months. Right? That one time. It's redundant. He's like hours talking a hot second. Honestly, I'm talking months. Right? That one time. Yeah, it's redundant. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like hours talking a hot second. Yeah. Honestly, I'm really like, I admire him, dude. I wish I could do that. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, his speech is undeniable. It's one of a kind. He needs to write a book called The Art of the Redact. Yeah. I'd buy it. I would too. I would read that shit in a hot second.

Hell yeah, man. By the time you get to me they're drained so i could hey man you win the car they're like oh yeah cool man yeah yeah cool yeah i just got done submit all this information so we're trying to figure out how to get by that but it's kind of tough probably next giveaway i'd say march april march april it's very funny because he's like we're doing this all legally Probably next giveaway, I'd say March, April. March, April. It's very funny because he's like, we're doing this all legally. You guys can't gadouche me on any of this. And then now after doing it all legally, he's like,

I mean, come on. I wish we could bend the rules a little bit, dude. Yeah. And then he's making it sound like it's the worst thing that's ever happened to somebody, getting a free truck. They got to do a lot. It's not worth it. Honestly, I feel sorry for them.

Honestly, stop buying my merch, dude. Cars are cool. Mustang, you know, I'm not the biggest Mustang guy. I like the GT500, I like the 350s. Dark horse is cool. You know, not my jam.

I've never been a big Mustang guy. I don't understand how he's getting money to sell cars. I don't, I mean, rain probably. We found them the first time. My roommate, back a while, while years ago he had a gt and our other roommate she yelled him to remove his car she's moving out she's like yeah he's like fine fuck you and he pulled his car out as fast as he could and this other car came and he's fine but it looked horrible like i looked at the

accident i was like oh fuck eddie's dead. And it was fine, but the guitar was completely totaled. Fucking bitches, right? You know what I'm saying? Mexicans, they spicy. Very spicy. This one's posted by Guild Guitars and other Guild Guitars. I'm a positive person. Let's see here.

I'm at a time where I'm not steering the shit. It's not good. I control it. Episode 1000. It's not good. Yeah. For now, I control it. Episode 1000. I know every word of this podcast. That's the cupcakes one? Yeah.

I don't know why you're laughing. I social media your boys back. I've been back about a year. I run everything. I should have waited one second. Episode 1000. I told you. Cupcakes.

Saragummy worm rain. Dude, you know I would have paid to have one of those cupcakes. Oh, yeah, dude. I'm sure those, I mean, Chav knows food really well paid to have one of those cupcakes. Oh, yeah, dude. I'm sure those, I mean, Chav knows food really well.

He's one of the people where it's like, sure, he fucking is. I know he's a funny guy. I know he flipped his truck. He did a truck giveaway and all that stuff. Keto bitch, yeah.

Yeah, but when it comes to food, dude, where's the best barbecue? Denver. Memphis. Did he say Denver? Denver. Denver, dude. Yep.

Get your facts straight. Everything you see now is my decision. Notice how much better it is, how much more positive I am. I'm a positive person. Oh, really, dude? Oh, buddy, I probably got 20 pounds on you, so not far off. I'll snap your neck, set up a grappling match. All right.

Yeah, he's running his own social media now. Yeah. I love this because he posted it as a quote post on Twitter and then screen capped that and posted it on Instagram. I kind of want to send this as a response. I know you don't want me to, but I think I'm going to start responding. Anytime anyone talks to me, I'm going to go, oh, buddy, I probably got 20 pounds of you nothing for.

I'm just kidding. Jesus Christ. I don't want to die. I don't want to die it's so long dude oh wow it's so long this means you're crushing it my man those dudes don't have the ability

to come up with the original ideas and have a podcast people will got so they get envious of people like yourself or others you named and hope to generate views off hate which will work for a short time

but eventually they're back to square one with no new ideas and will go for someone else to generate views. Eventually, all sponsors will jump off, but it will be too late. You're one of the best people I know. We all love you. Those dudes can't stay the same. I wonder who that's about. I think Tim Kennedy.

It drives me nuts. The baseball field. Yeah. No high five. Oh, man. So he's a positive person, dude. Oh, dude. The most positive.

The most of positive, some would say. Yeah. All right. So now we're going to get assaulted by a picture post. This might be a shorter clip than usual, but it's the last episode of the year, daddy. Okay. You know what I mean? Boom.

We fucking, we're on Christmas. Mm-hmm. Let's see here. Okay. So this one's posted by Seaweed Remarkable. And I know what you're thinking. Why do you have this one? It's the most like thing.

Oh, some horny cats, huh? Yeah. Okay. I see what you guys are doing. It's called Gains.. Oh, some horny cats, huh? Yeah. Okay. I see what you guys are doing. It's called Gains. White boy that worked too much is the guy that posted a seaweed remarkable. Just the tag, dude. That's funny.

You don't need to read it. They can see it. Joanna Zanella shop fan club. They can't see that. Okay. Oh, they can't see anything. Oh my God. I'm such an idiot.

Oh, fuck. Married anything. Oh my God. I'm such an idiot. Married mother of three is the title. So they're saying like, that's facts. Come on. You know what I mean? When, dude,

I, yeah. Anyways, what are you thinking? I'm thinking, you know, she's just your classic Starbucks mom, dude.

Shops going through his stories on Instagram. He's like, Ooh, who's this? Oh, it's my wife. He DMs her like, Ooh, look at the Instagram. He's like, ooh, who's this? Oh, it's my wife. He DMs her. Like, ooh, look at the baddie.

My friend said I need a Latina. Let's see here. Lucidigi posted this one. Boppa the only one left. Girls don't do this face anymore. Fuck, dude. That's facts. That light you up, B.

Peach's delight is the tag. I got to say, dude, I've never said this harder. That is facts. That lights you up, B. Peach's Delight is the tag. I got to say, dude, I've never said this harder. That is facts. Yeah, dude. Some would say 100%, dude. He is not leaving this picture unscathed. Yeah. He's got a Diet Coke.

Let's see here. Jesus Christ posted by handsome black man. It's kind of like what you did to yourself. Yeah. Your sister, she gave you that horrible cut. Jesus Christ, dude. It's just like the same exact cut. It's hilarious that that happened to you.

Isn't that crazy? We live in a weird universe for that. You weren't like, hey, check this out and show her this picture. I'm like, do this. No, she just did that. Different. I mean, it was like a perfect recipe where she wasn't trying to do this but she kept fucking up and it ended up being this right and then the i didn't even think about

the shop angle first time i see you like you got to cut like shop like kind of upset with me i was like oh my god i did didn't i upset i was awesome i thought it was awesome at first i have to live with it every day. I go on dates with chicks and I fucking tell them, I'll leave here unscathed if you say anything about my hair with the Diet Coke. All right, I'll cut that part out.

Let's see here. This one's posted by Amansta. Can't believe kids getting breaks B. There's another story post from the Mexican. Mentally preparing myself for the end of this week. Friday,

12 PM when my life will end. Crazy thing. Right. This looks like a text you sent me to. I do kind of send stuff like this to you. Don't I? Well, yeah.

Likewise, dude. Equal meant to do. That's true. We kind of, everything that we to you, don't I? Well, yeah, likewise, dude. Equalmented. That's true. We kind of, everything that we are forced to do, we're like, got to go to work. Pretty sure I'm going to kill myself. Yeah.

You send that text or like, Miguel just texted me to hang out. I think I'll go jump off a cliff instead. Like, you know how you could change the background of text screens? Mine's a bloody knife on your arse. You and Miguel's texting. It's just like KMS and then everyone likes it.

Mentally preparing myself for the end of this week. Friday, 12 p.m. when my life will end and I will have the boys home for three weeks. Melting face. With no camps or trips planned, it's going to be great. I mean, do you not love your kids? I know that is the angle and I agree.

It's strange. You think most parents love hanging out with their kids. I feel like she's like a future, like she's in the future. She's going to be like my mom because my mom's, if you just read like her verbatim,

she hates her kids, you know, but she loves her kids. That's true. But she hates her kids, but she loves them. It is kind of like Brennan's stand up too

where he's like, I would do anything, you know, to be with these monsters. But it's different because Brennan cheats, dude. Yeah.

He's like, I'll do something. He's doing something. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This one's posted by acrobatic customer 68.

I don't read the comments. Top comment on the latest JRE Rod Blagojevich podcast. Uh-oh. Shout out to Brennan Shaw for not being on this podcast. Pretty good. Pretty good. Let's go to the next one. Okay, yeah. Mansent, Mans,

Mink, Accent, loved that Rockstar included Bapa in this mission. That's fucked up, B. And can't agree more, dude. It is kind of his style like i feel like he's wearing that shirt with those suspenders i mean the further you go down this mechanic road that's what you're going to be wearing dude you know yeah i mean i really think i've seen him in that shirt before i'm not even doing a bit that's that quarter a shirt remember when how he was like

where do you buy this stuff oh yeah the pants. The pants. Oh, the pants. Yeah. It's those pants as a shirt. He's like, Dive Start Monday. Nike Starts Monday, dude. Dude, yeah. That's a fucking pull right there. Dive Starts Monday is like collabing with Rockstar. All right. Let's see here. Always had violence in his DNA.

Posted by I Downvote Cake Days. Yeah, right there. He looks like a kid in Berkeley School of Music. Ever heard of it? No. Let's see here. Haphazard posted this one unedited. Fuck.

That's just... That really looks like one of those Crow Magnum photos. It'll keep you busy for sure. Wow. Wow. Just insane, dude. Is that after... Is that Ozempic face shop or like right now shop is that it's impossible to tell and like he does so much shit like he's not taking care of himself alcohol fast food ozempic going to get work done on his face steroids you know all that shit that's what

you get wow i'm gonna stop drinking diet cokes dude maybe that's yeah that too oh you get wow I'm gonna stop drinking Diet Coke dude maybe that's yeah that too you know what all that stuff still slightly better than me

still super fine compared to me oh yeah in comparison there's you know there's not really one East Breakfast 9094 posted this

what car do you drive B how's the career bubba okay so let's zoom in a little bit. Zoom in on this one, Danny. All right, peeps. It's going to be about 19 years since I graduated high school.

I want to know where everyone I went to high school with is at now. Kids, married, divorced, how many baby daddies? Laughy face. What do you do for work? Where do you live? What car do you drive? I want to know it all. Weird. I would not. I? I want to know it all. Weird.

I would not. I'll never want to know that. I don't even like the, somebody invited me to a high school reunion and I blocked them. I do not care. I wish them the best. I just don't care.

How long ago was this posted? Like for this screenshot? Three hours. There's not a chance it lasted 24 hours. There's so many cats that were like, we went to school together. You want to fuck? She can't have

a normal life anymore because of Brennan. Yeah. That's too bad. I mean, she's... Yeah, bringing on herself. She's reaping the cushions,

dude, you know? She's got the benefits of it. I mean, just... I can give a fuck less. High school? Yeah. High school, it. I mean, just, I can give a fuck less. High school? Yeah. High school, dude. I agree.

That's insane. Yeah, I'm not, I wish, like I said, like I hope they're all doing great. I don't care though. Unless I'm still friends with you, it doesn't matter. Even if I did care,

I'm not going to seek it out. You know what I mean? If like JJ from back in the day was like, hey dude, I'm doing great. I got married. That's fucking awesome, dude. I'm not going to be like JJ. That's fucking awesome, dude. Yeah. I'm not going to be like JJ.

Are you fucking married, dude? Divorced? How many kids? Baby daddies, huh? Yeah, it's a bit weird. And also like, even if they were like, oh, I got a kid or whatever, I'd be like, cool story, bro.

It takes you. Yeah, dude. How big's your dick? Right? Yeah. Do you have fish? Do you like cars? Marky the Fett posted this one.

Six foot five Brenda with six foot four Francis. So you're not six foot two. Oh, really, dude? Oh, really, dude? What you going to do? Volume punch me. So did Brendan ever say he was six foot five? Probably.

Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see here. Always been a spaghetti guy. This is posted by 28Texas832 or 281Texas832. Some people never forget.

I guess Theo having one of the biggest actors in the world made people remember that Theo is still trying to find himself. It's Hellimar Carly posted in here though, Dean. Oh, yeah. I see his name, yeah. I wonder if theo's done figuring

things out yet am i right brendan good douche laughy face unfortunately he will try to hide his coattails to the very end always been a mark harley guy yeah same same b same uh let's see here next one okay virtually identical post by Moonwalker. Yeah. Just a bad screenshot, dude. I don't have the best of noses, especially like profiles. Okay. You know, that's all I have to say about that. Yeah. Okay.

I still rank myself three in this. Like one, two, three. One is probably the one on the left. Two is that. And then me, three. But, you know, still, yeah, it's very bad. Bad look. this one's uh posted by haphazard podcast cringe the brendan shop experiment is a total failure did you get a chance to watch this one no it's pretty funny because it's just you know this video could have been made two years ago that's yeah that's what i found funny about it

but he's about all the current things going on it's just like yeah if you just found funny about it. But he's about all the current things going on. It's just like, yeah, if you just found out about Brendan Schaub, you'd be like, this guy fucking sucks. And another clip is haphazard pulled this one. It was terrible. Oh, that's a podcast. I was trying to do. It's like, when are you going to be funny? I can't do it either.

That's pretty close. It sounded like Eddie Murphy as an Australian. Yeah, motherfucker. Let's see here. Okay, the height thing is his biggest lie yet. Motherfucker. Let's see here. Okay. The height thing is his biggest lie yet. So let's back out a little bit.

Everyone in these photos is listed shorter than six, five, everyone. And he isn't taller than any, everyone. And he isn't taller than any of them. This dude is crazy. Posted by two,

eight, one Texas, eight, three, two. Is that Andrew Scholes? I guess he's tall then. It does look like him.

Yeah, that is him. Yeah. And then, oh, that's just Brendan, huh? What the hell? Oh, wait. I'm zoomed in. He's like, let's be honest, though. If Brendan Schaub came in here, I would make love to him.

I don't know who that is. It's a fighter. No idea. What's his name? Ortiz. Yep. This is fun. I like the speed of which it's going. It's fighter. No idea. That's what's his name? Oh, T or T's. Yep. This is fun. I like the speed of which it's going to the,

it's like a slideshow. John Jones or John Africa, John Africa, Logan, Paul, Logan. Uh, and that guy.

Oh, is that? No, I have no idea. John Africa. King Velasquez. I have no idea. No clue.

I'll cut that part out. Let's see here. Uh, Thunder lips. One eight, seven posted this. Correcting Schaub's lie. During the latest episode of T-Fat K,

Brendan Schaub said he was 6'5". Oh my God, the latest episode, dude? I decided to tweet at him to correct him and got a triggered response from the man himself and a few bots. Bro, you're not 6'5", 6'2", tops, lying like a Persian rug. Go ahead and read Brendan's response.

6'2"? Yes, the UFC rug. Go ahead and read Brendan's response. 6'2? Yes. The UFC and NCAA are all covering up for me. I was 6'2 heavyweight. Come on, bud. I also assume we've never met in person. Do a little research, I beg you. But there's so much photo evidence.

Is he kneeling in all these pictures? I don't know, man. This fucking universe, it's hard to tell. And Brendan's never lied before about anything. That's true. So I think he's probably telling the the truth I'm so glad you said that because I wasn't thinking clearly clearly I wasn't thinking that was my biggest mistake um it happens dude don't be so hard on yourself Jen I'm not gonna put sugar on my own dick let's see here um you put sugar on your own dick and you're like that's delicious yeah it's not gay it's sugar that's my day that's mine oh what you don't do

that this is posted by terp titan uh dude this made me laugh so hard during the week what are you gonna do condom lunch me so good dude damn you'd be so deep into this world to even understand that one that's pretty good i mean let's go's go, Terp Titan. This is great. I like that the straw's not inside. He's fucking missing. That's such a good little detail there. Terp. Terp.

The face is so funny. This is great. Okay, Mr. Schaub. Posted by Quiet Calligrapher 94. I mean, we're just having fun now, dude. Yeah, dude. I wish I was there. Real quick, is that Ron Jeremy?

I wanted to delete this picture because they put the Brazzers logo on there. Oh, yeah. I was like, that's kind of fucked up, but I didn't delete it. I'll cut this part out. I don't know where that's at. It looks like it's Chivas versus America.

Oh, shit. What's it called? Liga Mexico? The Mexican Soccer League? What do you think? Name the scent. Just kidding. Perfect Pizza 5988 posted this one. name the scent. Just kidding. Coors Light. Coors Light.

Perfect Pizza 65988 posted this one. It's envious. It's evious by now? I don't know. Evious? Not sure. Okay.

He's kissing on Conor McGregor's dick. Who the fuck is that guy? Who the fuck is on my ball sack? Yeah. Who the fuck is this guy?

That's nice. Like the fucking texas very dicey dicey dicey let's see here uh add a cam skeleton height isn't the most obvious lie um he's wearing a stealer's hat um well he's shorter a Steelers hat? Well, he's shorter than everybody. Definitely shorter than everyone. I mean, but let's be honest. He's got that JonBenet Ramsey vibe to him, like a tragic story behind his eyes. You know what I mean? It does look like a picture from those days,

like where the father murdered the family or something. The unsuspecting father of the Shab clan. Yeah. Murdered his wife and two redacted sons. It's Keto, bitch. Yeah. Perfect Pizza 5988, you'd be surprised. Joe, tell him he should become a comedian,

and they're all laughing, dude. Well done. Great. Kiss, kiss. Benny, be taken. Bapa be crying lately. What's going on, B? For kiddos or numbers? Numbers. Definitely. He's a numbers guy. Thatoppa be crying lately. What's going on, B? For kiddos or numbers?

Numbers. Definitely. He's a numbers guy. That's all he cares about. I think there's one more. Boppa punching the air right now. Posted by Broguy12345678. Looks like Callan stepped up from the step mothership.

Damn. And he's got his special taping at the Comedy Mothership in Austin. You know, we've always wanted a Gringo Papi 2. It's probably not going to happen. He doesn't even do stand-up. And it's no real consolation even. But another Brian Callen, I'm excited. Yeah, me too.

I mean, I hate stand-up, but what's he going to do? And shout out to Jose Patito. He's going to go. He's already got tickets. Oh, that's right. He posted on Discord saying that. That's hilarious. He'll tell us what it's like.

We get the inside skinny. That's awesome. I forgot about that. I wish we can go, dude. Oh, yeah. I almost said, where is it? We just said where it is, dude. The mothership.

I'm fucking redacted as hell, dude. Dude, the craze is at a different level right now, dude. The mothership in Austin in January. That would be a tough sell for me, but maybe. Are there tickets left over? Maybe. Let's see.

Is there anything else? Is it a weekend? That's it. Anyways, we'll figure it out. Thanks for tuning in. Join the Patreon if you want to see my stand-up or any of these stands we review. Have a good week.

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