10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub CAN’T STOP GRIFTING! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #128

Episode Date: November 13, 2024

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you know what I mean we had a couple good weeks right Chang's was killing it we were fucking watching all these videos you know Fight Companion

Carl Bassett you know what I'm saying yes this week is a lot of picture posts so it's a lot of you know we gotta make something or nothing out of week is a lot of picture posts. So it's a lot of, you know, we got to make something or nothing out of something, right?

Yes. Yeah. I mean, we got to put our, we got to be the smartest tools in the shed this week. And that's fine. This is the first one. It's posted by 712 can. It's called Luke begs the differ with Papa.

Remember when we were told this JD Vance guy is weird. Seems like the most down to earth, normal guy on either side. E-E-reface it. Luke Thomas News? Nah, he sucks a lot. Damn, Luke coming out with the receipts. I don't know if that's really a receipt, but that's fine.

That's facts. That's facts. I mean, I like Luke. I like, what's his name? J.D. Vance. I like him. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

You and Boppa. Was Luke hagged, right? I don't think so i think that's just luke does not like jd vance yeah yeah never heard of it shout out luke thomas dude uh great guy never met him let's see here this is uh posted by peter gooch senior damn do you have a gun uh redact redemption too dude that's amazing that's pretty good yeah good word work there

have you ever played Redemption? I got it like the second one this one and I was trying to play it but I kept

like when you you know the part where you have to do a vlog in your car before you go into Thick Boy Studios I could never get my phone to work

plus I kept trying to film myself while I was driving and i was like people would gadoosh me and then also if you're not careful when you play redact redemption there's this whole thing on reddit i don't even understand right but people post to make fun of you and it's like losers you know like people in their mom's basement and they don't even have a profile or their cats or whatever homeless cats no for sure and when i've tried to play it i my kid just started it was baseball season oh fucking i bought it and then next thing you know it's just collecting dust dude i know that don't i know it yeah dude t-ball it's like i can't do anything else now yeah i got a cubby there you know and like my son denver is really good and my other son lion denver and lion

are great at baseball t-ball um and i just son Lion Denver and Lion are great at baseball T-ball and I just love going there and stuff but it's just every once in a while I gotta fight someone

at Starbucks yeah that's what that's a lot of this this is Bob on his way to Starbucks with the homies

oh yeah you know what the best thing about it is you get to ride a horse yeah alright let's see the next one this is gonna be posted by they call me hex this came up on

my facebook feed teacher why are you laughing nothing my brain oh yeah it's not old i saw this before yeah but it's making a resurgence it's not very good very good so that's ed from uh 90 day fiance yes and he does look like if you were to take delia and just kind of smush him yeah yeah if only uh he'd be really smushed i don't know what to say that's like if uh so delia spent too much time at that craft service table they said and you know what another thing it's not good the craft i'm gonna talk about it the crash service table not that good let's see here uh okay hey guys look at me finger on the safety finger on the trigger safety off yikes posted by who's this hemp farmer 90 let's see what this is all about oh it's becoming there we go oh look at that red

likes to fuck with us dude that there's this huge movement of cartel guys and then him going from being a game very funny uh you know red bar right yeah uh red bar has been calling him the lobster have you heard about that no well he he was on uh getting dug with high and they were doing like some rap thing oh yeah and then uh tony said i'm a motherfucking lobster yeah yeah no someone posted that and i read it too i think i saw that i forgot those fingers you know i mean like a couple claws right yeah yeah morden he becomes basically like a fucking tactical operator who's wearing bulletproof vests and they got dogs and they're going into these places and having shootouts. He looks like Columbine.

Like Columbine? Yeah, he looks like one of those shooters in the video. What I don't like about, and we've seen him with the gun and the cigar before, and a Wu-Tang Clan shirt on. Right. This is what you thought was cool when you were like 12 years old. Or you could see like, oh, let's do a video where I have a fake gun

and I have a cigar, right? And it was great back then. It was far. Savage. But you could say like, oh, let's do a video where like I have a fake gun and I have a cigar, right? And it was great back then. It was far. Savage. But now he's like 40 something and he still is like so insecure that he wants to shoot. Have a gun in his hand

and a cigar. Like, I'm cool. I got Wu-Tang Clans. You know what I mean? I'll fuck it. Austin, baby. That's one of those moves where he's like,

it's not for the people here. It's for the people watching at home. Everyone watching this is like, slap. Oh, Jesus Christ. I forgot about the chair slapping. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's so lame.

He's such a nerd. It's just not necessary, honestly. Right? How are you going to be like, we need to keep our arms and then be like, it's for protection, and you're just having the safety off for no reason. You're smoking a cigar.

That's crazy, too. The safety part is crazy. I'm all for the second amendment, dude. But you know, I mean, put the cigar down. Oh, look,

I have a lot of guns, but you'll never see them on the podcast. Yeah. You know, they're in tactical places. Cause I'm always ready. Yeah. There's,

you've got violence in your DNA. Yeah. Like if honestly, if someone came in, like if someone tried to break in now, I'd be like, Jared, can you leave for a second?

And then I guarantee you, I'm not going to be the one leaving with my stuff getting stolen. Oh, is that how that goes? You told me you're a magician, right? You make them disappear. I mean, look, don't put me in a room

and make me fuck my way out. Oh, you're going to fuck them? I mean, I'll shoot them. Oh, gotcha. I'm not going to sugarcoat it for you, Danny. I'm not going to put sugar all over your dick until it's delicious.

That guy's going to die, or a woman, by a gun. Some other guys died. Dogs got shot. Yes, in the fucking public land. It became super dangerous. He wrote a book. I just figured it's sitting next to me.

We're at a range, and I can do it. So why not pull it out? Safety's on, guys. safety's on guys safety's on no clipping safety's on don't don't give this hungry wolf a gun david he's not funny when he doesn't have david with him yeah yeah where's david at tony let's see here david it's spot and clock david David, I'm not making funny right now. This was posted by FineLineAgronomy. FineLine Agronomy. I'm talking about DeSantis 2024.

It's a picture of SLOJO, and it says, I voted, and I won't say who I voted for, but there will be signs, American flag. Let's hope that the next four years are better than the shit show we've had for the last four. Right. I don't know what the pig is for. Is that her kid behind the... It is funny to hide your kid.

Maybe, no, that's probably just the redhead just because they're supposed to. Yeah. Well, you know, it's all, you always want to like look for what celebrities are endorsing, which candidate before you make a call. With me, I obviously checked in with what Jake Paul had to say and Brennan Schaub and Brennan Schaub's wife, the woman that sells her purses online and stuff. And I was like, who are they voting for? Right?

Yeah. I looked into that before I made my informed decision. I like the scavenger hunt aspect of hers. You know, there will be signs, you know? Yeah. You got to figure it out. Yeah. I won the scavenger aspect of hers. You know, there will be signs, you know? Yeah. You got to figure it out. Yeah.

I won't just come out and tell you. Right? She doesn't do that in this post. I'm going to be tweeting pictures of ice. This one's posted

by Haphazard. Baba weighs in on the election results. Mainstream media is officially dead. I don't know anyone under 50 that takes CNN or Fox series.

The celebrity endorsements didn't work. Anyone with a few brain cells knows these people are completely full of shit. Any comments on that line? I mean, he's dead on, dude.

He's fucking different. Yeah. You know, I go to my, like I said before, where do I find out my shit? The Fire and the Kids subreddit. Right.

Fuck ass. Brennan Shop Instagram page. Yes. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's not shop.com. It's not the flex. You think it is.

First of all, what is the, in reference to, there's been like four sentences before that sentence. It's not the flex. You think it is. What the fuck is the flex that we think it is? Maybe that celebrity endorsements are good.

Oh, the celebrity endorsements are not the flex. I think, I'm not, I didn't say I was smart. We did. We start this episode with like, I'm smart. Well, yeah, I mean, celebrity endorsements are not the flex they think of. I didn't say I was smart. Did we start this episode with, like, I'm smart? Well, yeah, I mean, celebrity endorsements don't work except for, you know, if it's like

you're selling whiskey and you fucking, you know, talking about Burke Rasmussen. Yeah. Oh, you want to try some whiskey? We get the whiskey to the nectar of the gun. That's the guy. He sounds like a Star Wars character.

Bosnos. You have to buy one of those boards or those little ships from. You got to go, can I get one of those ships? And Shaw's like. Monica Kowinski. Monica Kowinski. The left ran on hate and thought Americans were dumb enough to vote for someone they'd never asked for in the first place they were told this was a close race and it wasn't even remotely close in any facet wow dude he had to drop that in there he's reserving the any facets for true

like any facets you know what i mean they tried to separate us they told you america was racist they told you if you vote for trump you're a nazi none of it worked the gig is up the woke crap the dei nonsense it's over keep your kids safe protect the border and keep us out of war that's it thank god us i don't know what the us is for thank god in the the lowercase U.S. U.S. Yeah. He was probably just bright and so fast. Yeah. And then a lot of soy boys and white dudes for Harris will be in the comments. Enjoy your day.

It's over. It makes me think that Brendan is like leaning in towards maybe he's not white. Right? Yeah. A lot of white dudes. Yeah. In the comments. Right.

Aren't you white though? Right. No, white dudes for Harris. I know, but come on. Come on. I think it's funny that he's always trying to turn a new leaf. He's in a constant motion of like, the hate's going to end eventually, dude.

He's going to be there like, now everybody knows the whole reason was because people buying in his woke DI crap. But that's the reason that my views are going down. I like that the fucking flag is not fully in. Oh, yeah. It's cut off. Yeah. What I was trying to say, though,

is that a lot of soy boys and white dudes for Harris will be in the comments. He's trying to combat the hate. Oh, fuck, yeah. So he's trying to be like, oh, these haters, like he made that happen. Yeah, yeah, he caused it, and also it's the people making fun of him, they're just soy boys and white dudes for Harris. It's not happen. Yeah. Yeah. He caused it. And also it's the people making fun of him.

They're just soy boys and white dudes for hairs. It's not cats. Yeah. A lot of, if he was cool, you say a lot of homeless cats are down here. You're going to disagree with me or something like that. That would be hilarious.

Yeah. But no, it's, it's just these, these pussy white dudes for hairs and soy boys. Right. Who the fuck says soy boys? I don't know.

I still, we remember when we looked it up and we still didn't really understand it yeah yeah i mean he is a soy boy right i mean he dresses like one right he drinks out of straws he has he yeah he was like oh only a soy boy would drink a straw out of his straw and then there's like a thousand pictures of him using a straw so he's calling himself a soy boy it might be a self-hate thing. Mm. You know? Yeah. He just, like, notices things in himself. He criticizes in other people what he sees in himself.

Projection. Never heard of it. And, listen, I'm happy that Trump won. I'm not going to lie. Right? But,

Brendan Chopp endorsing him kind of makes me double think it, you know? It gives me trepidation. Right. Like, am I doing the right thing

kind of thing, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, I mean, and you saw Luke kind of go back at him. But it's like both sides have their people where you're like,

damn, that person agrees with me. The most agreeing, yeah. Yeah. But there is the constant fear for, I would imagine for you, that, you know, oh, shit, Jake Paul also and Brendan Schaub and Brian Callen. Oh, the most constant. Yeah, the constant. But they agree with me?

Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. But we'll see what happens, dude. We, the most constant. Yeah, the constant. But they agree with me? Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, but we'll see what happens, dude. We'll come back to this show in four years. This one's posted by Khabib Time. It's called, Now that Joseph Rogan has officially endorsed DJT for president, how long will until Bop appears the endorsement? I mean, probably the next episode. I mean, he just did, honestly, in that

post. I mean, he's dumbing and endorsing Trump, dude. Yeah. Remember when they tried to assassinate him? He's talking to Tulsi Gabbard. The Tulsi Gabbard interview was kind of like when Chris Farley on SNL was like, do you remember the time you did this? And then, remember that? He's such a

redact. Yeah. God bless him. This one's posted by Toronto Rapture. It's called, Imagine Having Theo and Being This Much of a Buzzkill. B. Let's see. Feliz Navidad. I can get his vibe.

Look at that. Oh, wow. This is the one I saw Jamie else on this, too. It's got music to it. This was like when I got that hair surgery. You want to talk about. They played music in the background. No, but it looks like that pattern.

Let me see that again. Yeah, it looks a lot like that, like a transplant. Yeah, micrographs. Yeah, that's what it looks like, man. So what I sent you, Jamie, it just shows like the entire country. That's right right look at that oh that's interesting that's crazy dude he just doesn't understand jokes he's just so unfunny that if you say a funny joke for him it's like it's like being an alien to him yeah you know like meeting somebody from a different planet he can't fathom it he's like no an alien to him. Yeah. You know, like meeting somebody from a different planet.

He can't fathom it. He's like, no, no, no. You're a joke. That was funny, but I want to like, listen to the music on this map,

this fucking meme that I found. You're one of the best comics doing it right now, but no, I found Jamie pulled up a thing that some rando on the internet made. So we're going to watch that. Is that your takeaway? He sucks, dude.

He fucking sucks so much ass. Let's see here. This one's posted by various concept2615. It's called, Is this Papa's most redacted form ever? He's got longer hair. Yeah. Let's look at each one.

I don't know why they compressed one image. You know what I mean? Different angles. He looks kind of like Jesse Ventura, weirdly. Yeah. He's starting to get that old weird like he's trying to it's like a retired wwe guy yeah the hair and the forehead there's something strange going on yeah and now he's in he's in the full like truck guy outfit like he works at a fucking he he works at kibbetech now uh you gotta stop wearing our shirts Kibbetech now. You got to stop wearing our shirts.

Kibbetech sends a cease and desist like Carhartt did. You can't just show up and fix a truck. He's so dedicated. He wants to work a shift at whatever that shirt says. Every picture of him looks like he's saying, oh, oh. Would you trust him to fix your truck? No. Yeah, no chance, right? Next question.

Next question. Eight inches. Eight inches. No, definitely not. What's wrong with my truck? I did some donuts with it and the blowers aren't working or something. I wouldn't trust him to make a table for me. Oh, yeah, no chance.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I thought a table would have been better as a sink. I tried to make a peanut butter sandwich but out of your table i pissed on it all right let's see uh this one's posted by johnny grip lmao ax j it's a scam detector for drive as allgas.com it's uh the score on the platform is 28.5. It signals that the business could be defined by the following tags, risky, dubious, and perilous. Perilous. Perilous. Nice.

Yeah. Proximity to suspicious websites, threat profile, fishing profile. The malware score is high also. Well, that's obvious, dude. I mean, that's the team's fault. I mean, no, that's social media trying to shadow ban them. It could be both. Yeah.

Yeah. I heard it both ways yeah I know you did pause dude no that's not what I was saying this one's posted by oops where does it hurt RA this man calling anyone

a soy boy in 2024 needs to be closely examined I mean the most of straws dude you know what I mean yeah the straw the selfie it's not a coffee it's like it looks like it appears to be closely examined. I mean, the most of straws, dude. You know what I mean? Yeah, the straw, the selfie. It's not a coffee. It's like, it looks like, it appears to be one of those pink drinks. I don't even know what that is.

Yeah. He's got like a scarf on and it's, he's in California. I don't know if he needs a scarf. He also is doing the Joe Camo face. It looks like his nose can snort a line of Coke from left field. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I just, I mean, you know, it looks like his nose is ready. You know what it's ready I just, I mean, you know, it looks like his nose is right. You know what it's ready for? Some pozole. Oh yeah. Pozole. Take that shit to the dome.

The glasses. It's just like the most redacted investigator of all time. Oh yeah. Like if her, her girl, Poro could not solve the mystery. So I've come up with a, I think I'm going to get drunk.

Lips. If Agatha Christie wrote a fucking crime novel with Bob as the main guy, that'd be funny. It looks like he has aftermarket lips. Like they didn't come stock, you know? Yeah, well, as plastic surgeon or whatever he's doing in his face, not the best part of the team, really. But he does it for these pictures. He's like, I look fire, daddy, you know yeah well this plastic surgeon or whatever he's doing in his face not not the best part of the team really but he does it for these pictures he's like i look fired daddy

you know he loves selfies i'll give him that he thinks he he thinks he looks good and part of being successful is that confidence i don't actually have that confidence yeah that's pretty cool that he has that i mean if anything right every picture is so good. Just so weird to have this. I mean, imagine seeing that. Dude, if I saw that in my fucking camera lens, I wouldn't be here,

dude. He, yeah, it's scary. He kind of looks like a scary fly. Yeah. Like a cartoon fly. That's a great way of saying it.

Yeah. And I can't get over, this is, this is like silver, like shit. The thing around his neck. Yeah. That's, that's straight up silver, like silver like shit. The thing around his neck. Yeah. That's straight up silver like dog.

That's from my truck. That's fire. That's facts. When I'm putting the oil in the truck, it gets on my chest. It's his drool napkin. Yeah. That Eddie make me drool. Let's see here.

This one's called Too Much Bean Cheese posted by Pete Gooch Sr. He pooped on his shirt. As you can see. Oh my God. it's fake. I see. Yeah, it's very fake. Fuck, I'm so stupid. There's a toilet behind him.

And he's like, what are we doing here? This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Yeah, dude, we could watch it for like five minutes. Too far. You know what I mean? But you know, every night, right? Oh, I get it. He poops out of his pants.

Every night. You want me to change it? Yeah. Okay, so this one, I don't. He poops out of his pants. Every night. You want me to change it? Yeah. Okay, so this one, I don't understand what's happening here. Maybe you can help me out because you're Mr. Legal something. Yeah.

This is posed by Max Von Blitz. Can you imagine that a certain online shot by an ex-MMA fighter gone comedian has a security vulnerability? I don't understand. Piston T. I guess he's saying that he can go on the site I don't understand. Piston T. I guess he's saying that he can go on the site and see when these things were ordered from other people maybe.

Oh. Because it says the time that they ordered and their order number. Somebody dropped. This must have been you right here, 250 bucks. Oh, yeah. Most of this is probably me. I own all this shit. I can't stop buying Dry Fast All Gas shit.

Imagine giving Brendan Shop $250 and you get four items. You know what I mean? I own all this shit. I can't stop buying dry, fast, all gas shit. Imagine giving Brendan Shopp $250 and you get four items. You know what I mean? That's crazy. Who's buying that? His mom? Probably.

Mom, you can't win the giveaway. Everybody you enjoy is going to get douchey. Let's see here. Oh, I love this one. Wolf of All Streets,

a great name, posted this. Bapa knows all about politics. I almost called it Bapa-tics. California and he's registered in California and has voted in the 2016 but not in the 2018, 2020 or 2022 elections.

Wow. And he also is a mail-in ballot voter. Well, I mean, he has a lot on his plate. He's got, he's worked, I mean, those, before Drive Fest All Gas, those two and 10 episodes would take like 10 to 12 years to make. So he was shooting those in like 2011. Yeah.

Yeah. So, I mean, I get it. One thing is though, over under on him voting democratic in 2016 like obama you mean no 2016 oh 2016 hillary hillary um yeah i'm redacted um i think he probably voted trump not a chance you don't think so no yeah sure he does ryan redman's crying in a car when trump won and you think papa's gonna be the one guy that sticks out like a sore thumb voting for Trump? Yeah, true, true. I think he voted for Hillary Clinton and probably cried when she won.

I mean, Bapa just does whatever the other people say. So yeah, if Rogan was for Hillary, then I'm sure he was for Hillary. Or Gary Johnson. This one's posted by SBD. Proposing we just refer to him as Dweeb from now on. Oh, yeah. I think they should call him Lobster. Lobster is so funny, dude.

Lobster is better than Dweeb. I agree. Yeah. Let's see this. Posted by Peter Gooch Sr. New DFag merch part two. You like freedom? What do you think about that?

Would you buy that? Hell no. No? You don't like your freedoms thank him that'd be so i mean that's obviously not real but does that if he embraced the d yeah yeah i think that would be pretty funny um you fancy yourself fisticuffs that's a good one i get that one one. That would be awesome. Bean cheese? Pretty good. Wanted lost dog. Oh. I can't do it. It hurts too much.

That's fucked up. The pain hasn't gone away. Addies and baddies? Nah. No. That's funny, but I wouldn't get it. Okay. That's disgusting.

Dude, what the hell are we doing here? Oh, hell yeah. Nate. That's my favorite one. I like that one a lot. That's a good one. I mean, Chang's should have a shop. Dude, we should start selling that as merch. That'd be great.

Nah, we couldn't pay off Chang's for that. Let's see here. 100% need a have you seen tank tank and also a real tank. Hell, tanks all around for my boys like me for me. We need an Addies and Baddies to go with the collab.

You should make your fancy fisticuffs. Okay, so you just... Damn, so they're all from comments. Hilarious. Great. Let's see here. This one's posted by Dr. Pumpenstein. Now that football, MMA, comedy, running, coffee, carnivore, dog training,

sneakers, thick boy bike club, tiger, thick whiskey, tough mutter, podcasting, jujitsu, cars, car heart collabs, food trucks, showtime, haven't worked out. Looks like it's time for Brendan to enter politics. Yeah. I mean, he's got the leadership qualities to be in politics for sure. Right.

That's like undebatable. He's also very good at speaking. Jesus Christ. So, I mean, he could definitely give some pretty motivational speeches, I think, that could get people in his corner. And he has really good people around him, like smart... Like Brian,

Callan, Chin, Beanie Guy, Nick. This is people that could easily take the skills that they've learned from running this very successful business and put it towards a campaign. And I think that Brennan Schaub could definitely be like a councilman or mayor. Right. Or, you know, like the sky's the limit for him.

City council clerk. Right. Yeah. He'd be really good. Yeah, dude. I mean, but the thing is like he's not going to be able to, like if he's in politics, he's not going to have time to govern because he's going to be fucking.

That's true. And T-ball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I just think about like, what do you get from politicians? Probably nothing. Right.

With Brendan Schaub, a truck. Merch. Merch. All that. But literally like the coolest fucking truck with the most blowers. Yeah. The fastest street, like non street princess shit. You mean to tell me you live in the White House and you don't sell merch?

You don't have three podcast studios in the white house you know i mean i want to buy a brendan uh a brendan shab uh coin some like um bop a coin or something like that that'd be awesome yeah yeah dude crypto is next maybe crypto first and then politics big boy trading cards yes let. Let's see. This was peak delusion. It's posted by Radiant Wolverine 960. Who would have won future years? Oh, for the thick boy. The whole thing with thick is that shitty donut makes a chain that could easily be modeled after a donut.

But nope. Hubcap with a sticker on it sounds better. Who would have made it of future winnings? It's Thick Boy Award winner 2022. Thick Boy. So he gave himself an award? I don't know. Maybe he's just showing off the award and going to give it out.

Oh. But this face. You know what I mean? Joe Camel. He's doing it again. Yeah, the face. He thinks that it's important to whatever the show is that he gets a selfie and everything. Yeah, it's just nuts.

It's part of his business model. It's the brand. But the, I mean, I think the reason it's not a donut is because he's trying to transition into truck guy. Right? So it's a truck thing.

Donuts in the parking lot. Yeah, he does donuts. But the merch is going to be like Hubcap now. Yeah. You know, wheel. I mean, this is 2022 though. He gave up on this. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Maybe he was transitioning into trucks.

He stopped and then he started again. Interesting. I will say if I had a lineup of pictures and this one was in it, soy boy, right? Let's see here. This one's hilarious, dude. Truck aggravating 7071. Let's first go to the picture.

Woke up feeling relieved, lighter and hopeful in my heart. My babies will be safe, right? Let's go back to the caption. Is she talking about the election or did she take a dump? That's so goddamn funny, dude. Did my best to crop out the chombies, but she woke up feeling lighter and relieved. Did she take a massive dunk or is she talking about DJT? Maybe she's the reason the pipe's been clogged at Casa Shop.

Oh, shit. Dispiracy alert. I mean, just imagine the dumps, dude. Anyways, I'll take that part out. Let's see here. This is posted by Confidence Search 8648. It's called former sneakerhead, comedian, fighter, fish guy, running guy, dog guy, comic book guy, Tough Mudder guy, football guy, mountain biker guy, fashion guy, whiskey guy,

current gearhead, talk shop at SEMA. Let's see here, dude. I got a great guest coming into the studio right now. He's a podcast host, former professional mixed martial artist, mixed martial arts artist. That's tough to say. That's a lot. That's MMA.

He's just a guy. Car guy. Legend's a little head third person. Stand-up comedian. Of course, I'm talking about Brendan Shaw. Brendan, thanks for joining me, man. Thank you, bro. Big fan. Told you this off.

You're a big fan. Right back at you. Follow all your stuff. Yeah. He doesn't know his name. You're SEMA, right? You're named SEMA? No chance he's like a big fan

and knows all this stuff. He might have found out like the day before this was done. Stupid idiot. Yeah, so to win this Dark Horse Mustang, it's a special one

because you, like me, you're a Mopar guy. I love Mopar. Yes. Explain this to me. You're in the car space. What is Stellanthus doing? There's Ford guys. There's Dodge guys.

There's Chevy guys. No, no, no. We're all one now. It's not Dodge versus Ford versus Chevy. It's all of us versus electric movement. So we got a band together and playing football. I played football forever since I was like six. And then, yeah, I was just a funny guy in the locker room. And then I moved to LA

before UFC. I partnered up with Brian Callen as a comedian. Then we started doing a podcast. Now you're talking 14, 15 years ago before everyone, their aunt had a podcast. Like we're the original like professional comedian, professional athlete. We're the first duo. Yeah, Brian's the same way. But he's more known for his comedy and then became more known for his fighting. You kind of flipped the script. Exactly, exactly. He's 58.

Yeah, badass. 58. Yeah, so I always got to get to know him a little bit. Yeah, right. Brian's old. It's so funny that he's in his 50s, right? No one understands the joke. They're like, yeah, he's 58.

Uh-huh. Into that culture. And I would go to all the, I'd go to the comedy store, Comedy Works in Denver. And eventually they just kind of, him and Rogan, really Rogan pushed me into it. Cut your teeth. Yeah, you know, Brian asked me to be a part of the show.

He just wouldn't take no for an answer. He needed me. Do you get it? No, okay. Oh, I see i see that area and then all along you were a car guy so it was just natural to kind of throw that into the mix also yeah i think uh especially in in comedy or even in in fighting too the the car guys will find each other wherever you're at in any room the car guys will find each other so in comedy like tom segura's a big car guy joe coy's big car guy rogan's origin is i never thought about filming myself right i i never thought about

holding the camera up and be like hey we're gonna change the brakes i thought about hey we're changing the brakes you know this is what we're doing oh man damn good dude that was great it's funny to hear boppa just rail on about boring shit. Yeah, dude. I mean, it's just so funny how he talks around a subject and not about the subject. You know what I mean? What do you mean? He's like, you know, Chevy guys, Ford guys, Dodge guys.

We're all not guys anymore. We're girls or whatever. He's not even talking about Chevy, Fords, or trucks. He's just mentioning, you're a Mopar guy. Mopar guys, right? Mopar guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Mopar gays. Yeah. It's kind of rambly and he just wants us to talk. Yeah, dude. We're all against

electric now. You know, that's the main thing. Truck guys are watching like, what? What? Electric cars are amazing. What are we doing here? You got to call electric cars gay. Let's see here. Confidence Search 8648 posted this one.

It's called When You See the Same $60 Port and Company Hoodie on Amazon for $16.81. It's a problem. So American built hoodie. DriveFastAllGas.com Right? Port and Company, right? See that there? Wow, is that there?

In the original? Sorry. One second. Oh yeah, it's there. It the original? Sorry, one second. Oh, yeah, it's there. It's in there. Port and Company. So they took the same thing from a thing that was on Amazon and just made it into... 1681. Well, how else are they paying for the Mustang?

Shit. Well, you know what? That one doesn't say dry fast oil gas on it, okay? And that makes it a lot cooler, right? I think it'd be so much cheaper if we just pressed it ourselves. Just made. We should buy these and just make it

instead of giving it money. Our protest until shop starts getting better. That's our version of the 4B movement. We're no longer buying shop products. We're making them ourselves. This is you when you buy shop products right here. Kind of like whatever about life.

This is you when you make it yourself, you're happy. Let's go back to that other guy. Yeah. So this is how it is. If you like, you just are doing it now. But if you go over there, that's when you realize that there are tariffs. So you make it yourself.

Yeah. This is you before the bean and cheese. And's when you realize that there are tariffs. So you make it yourself. Yeah. Yeah. This is you before the bean and cheese. And this is you after the toilet right here, dude. That's a good one. That's a good one. All right. This one's posted by Manda Panda 2021. Brendan owning a soy boy deep inside the comments of his political post.

Wait, is this part of your act? Right. Still not funny. Brendan put, no, I think it's hard to understand since you're a cuck. He calls a guy a cuck. The guy's got a picture of his family. How does Brendan know?

He's like, anyone that doesn't think Shob's funny is a cuck. I like how he got nine likes. Yeah, from the team. How many people does he know? Tom's funny as a cook. I like how he got nine likes. Yeah, I remember from the team. Yeah, the team. How many people does he know? He's asking his wife to log on and like his comments. Oh, dude, guys, bro, I fucking owned this guy in the comments.

Can you like it? Look at what I said. I called him a cook. Doggone. Two days, he got nine likes. All right, this one's posted by Peter Gooch Sr. Rockstar X Thickboy Collab. This one definitely happened, right? Oh, yeah.

Fig boy. I mean, the dream is that he could be Brandon Schaub in a video game. Yeah, dude. He's so fucking... Services available. Oh, my God. So you know what he's doing.

Okay. He's going to walk in people to the truck. That's $189 million right there, dude. Holy shit. He's been working. And he's still offering 50 bucks for something. Damn. How did he get shit?

I don't even know. Let's see here. Dixie Norm House posted this one. It's got a lot of stuff to read. Dixie Norm House? Dixie Normus. Is that what it is? Yeah, I to read. Dixie Norm House? Dixie Normus. Is that what it is? Yeah, I think so. Dixie Norm House. Dixie Normus.

Okay. Whitney exposing Bapa for getting stem cell injection into his gooch to make his pee pee bigger. So we've seen this already. Yeah. But in a recent podcast, Bapa's other baby mama and another guy retell the story of Bapa going down to Tijuana, Mexico recently to get stem cell injections into his gooch in order to make

his D larger. It's just like out of, it's just like a never ending story. He is that, he is that white boy that do too much. That's for sure. Yeah. He does a lot.

And I'm sure he did that because he's obviously done a lot of weird shit to his face. Yeah. He doesn't care about, you know, injecting himself with things. Oh, Zempik.ic too you know i mean something he probably doesn't need he's not that fat snorting addies um so many questions what's the need of wanting to make your d bigger if you're married with three kiddos why would you do this with a group of other people you know especially if some of the other people on public podcasts they appear on public podcasts

where they discuss personal matters. Why would you need to have it self-proclaimed Hogoso, Panthertail, etc.? All the necessary questions. I'm just going to know the answer to this. People want to get their dicks bigger too.

Is that possible? There were a lot of people that were just there for their dicks. Does it work? Wait, wait wait wait wait wait not stem cells for the yes yes stem cells for the dick okay so here's what actually happened is like some dudes went down there just to pump up their dick they put like two needles in your gooch a bunch of dudes went down just for that but there were like 50 people 30 to 50 people in this in this place at this one week and there was there was one guy there that was like a manly man right like everybody everybody knew of him he's like he fights real good right i'm not gonna say names but he got it and then brandon chop wait there's a fight? Is this an actual fighter? It's a guy.

It's a guy. He fights good. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I can't. But he got it. We know it's a guy. You said...

Yeah, I mean, full disclosure, I also went to Mexico and got stuff in my gooch. Oh, okay. Yeah, but I just wanted to, you know, I goddamn dig down here.

You know what I mean? It makes your teeth small, right? Yeah, it didn't help my teeth at all, honestly, but it did make my dick bigger. All right, let's see what this one is. Even lying to the chombies at home to save face, posted by apartad8051. I don't know what this means either.

Shab has an interesting story as to how he got his BJJ black belt. Shab ordered his jujitsu black belt on the phone after lying to the kids that he got it. How do we know that's true? I don't know. Well, I believe it.

I'm sorry. I'm just going to start believing. You know, I was like, you have to dad everything on chains. Now I'm decided to believe everything. He bit the fish, you know? Yeah. That, that wasn't fake. Yeah.

And now I know that. I love this post. It's posted by j derby 45 soy boy i like how it's pointing directly to shop right there and tyson looking i'm like look at this what's up motherfucker this is great um next post new fag merch oh d fag merch my bad uh pete gooch senior sorry i woke up at 4 34 this morning same uh this is just gross dude i know i don't like it's just disgusting to me i mean everyone can see that right it's a booty hole with uh some dry festival gas coming out of it yeah bean cheese every neat i mean the

bean cheese tank top is pretty good though yeah i like that um yeah that's about it you wear that in venice yes let's see here talking shop only one hour exclusive meet and greet khabib time posted this very funny read this for me please will you brendan at brendan shop will be at the magnuson superchargers booth two two two eight six seven from two to three signing and talking shop exclamation point for one hour damn Damn, dude. And look at that. He loves those fucking pictures, man. Oh my gosh.

What is talking shop? How does that go with the shop at the booth? It's different, for sure. I bet you it's like this. You go up to the booth, he's like, hey, Brandon. He's like, how's up, dude? I'm a big fan of yours.

And Brandon's just like, yeah, definitely. All right, I'm going to see y'all later. Okay, I'm going to head out real quick. Thanks, dude. You mind if I ask a question? Hey, Ninjas. What's that? Let's see here.

Jake Shields and Nade DSB posted by ThatNinja11. Jake Shields' narrative is that Nade would dog walk Boppa. 209, my fuckers. Let's see here. Oh, what is this flying in here? We got a new animal in the chat right now. Let's see. Dude, you already have that shit right here.

Can you sign this, Jay? I'm about to smoke. Yeah, let's smoke it together. Perfect. Jake, did you see Brandon Traub talking shit on Jake? I mean, on Nate. I didn't see exactly what he said, but I see Brandon Schwab talking shit on Jake? I heard. I mean on Nate. I didn't see exactly what he said, but I heard he was talking some shit.

Nate sent out one tweet, just call him a big old puss, and then Schwab responded with a 20 minute video. And he said that he would beat the fuck out of Nate. Anyways, question is, one on one, Schwab versus Nate, how's that fight going? I mean, I've always liked Brandon when he talks shit, but Nate's my boy, so obviously I have to say Nate's going to fuck him up. By submission? Yeah. Brandon's not a bad fighter, and he's bigger,

but Nate's a fucking world-class fucking champ right there. Right. I'm trying to get in the middle of shit. Right. Nate's my boy, so I got to back him up. I got you. All right, all right, cool. All right, thank you.

Political answer. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he did. And honestly, I don't see that as a big ringing endorsement for Nate he kept saying I'm his friend so I gotta say he'll win that's my takeaway I think he knows and he just

literally says doesn't want to get involved he knows that Nate would dog walk him dude yeah yeah I mean he's got to know that right but it's funny that he it's funny to have be like real careful about that. Interesting, interesting. Bop has fucking dirt on him.

Out of everyone in the world randomly would know about Changs, the fighters know about Changs. Some comics, when you tell them, they're like, oh, what the fuck? I didn't know that was happening. But everyone knows it's happening in the fight world. It's so funny to me to think that like the most bad-ass fighters are like, they're afraid of nothing, but Chang scares them.

Jake Shields is like, listen, I'm not getting into that, dude. I got, I have a family. Yeah. I'm not fucking, I don't need to be on Reddit every night. And then he goes on and they see, they call him Jake. He's like, no. I mean, literally he's like, i can't get involved in this right he goes online he's like fucking involved all jews must die you know like tweeting shit like that

so i don't mind what well i mean he's like one of those all right oh he is he says crazy shit okay got you got you i don't know if he says all i had no clue what the fuck that came from dude let's see here next one one is Pete Gooch Sr. Tell Bean to us cheese. I love this one, dude. This is their situation room. It looks like. I like how it's obviously so. Her man.

I'm looking at it and then he says every night. Dude, so creative. So great. I love it. Let's see here uh keep that same energy posted by hench doll oh that's one of our one of our guys oh shit let's see here frequent poster in the reddit join our reddit oh i didn't have that last one on the fucking screen god damn it it was great anyways let's see here i get all that firing the kids silly dude i get all that firing the kids. Silly dude. I get all that. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, the way this works, I'm not a civilian like the rest of his goons around him.

I'm not this fake gangster. I don't go looking for fights. I know I'm tough. I don't have to get on Twitter and blast it out and prove it every day because I'm insecure because whatever shit he has going on with his childhood trauma. I don't have to get on Twitter and blast it out and prove it every day because I'm insecure because whatever shit he has going on with his childhood trauma. I don't have to do that. At the end of the day, I will twist your fucking neck off. Ask your boys.

There's many of guys that you fucks with. Many of guys. That I've rolled with. Ask them how it went. I wonder if he's talking about Jake. Ask him. It's so funny. The narrative that Papa's painting is so obviously not true.

I mean, look at how much fun Nate is having in that clip. Yeah. Like he's sad and he has to like build his shit up. He just made fun of Papa because it's impossible not to. It would be hard to stop making fun of Brendan Schaap at this point. It's such an enjoyable experience. I don't blame Nate at all. A million percent, dog.

I have inside information and that's 100% correct. This is posted by CaterpillarHot7539. Cool story. How many wars you fought? Zero. It's a warhead. I got confused when I scrolled on Instagram past this, dude. Yeah, I have no idea what that means.

Let's go. Doesn't make sense, dude. Yeah, I have no idea what that means. Let's go. Doesn't make sense, dude. Well, I'm glad they exercised this voting duty or whatever they say. Can you guys tell us what the WAR stands for other than just war? Very

contrasting. I wonder what it is. What does that mean? When? What would the W stand's? We are Republican. Is that what it is? I think that might be what it is. Look at the big brains on Brad. On Brad? It's from

Pulp Fiction. Okay, gotcha. Mixing stuff up, dude. This one's posted by Saul O'Nice. Saul O'Nice. Boppa Just Goes. Drive Fast Trucker. Carmel Black Hat. I don't understand dude um this one's supposed by sol oh nice sol oh nice uh papa just goes drive fast trucker carmel black hat i don't understand that one really looks like a fart oh he's oh my god another nine dollars 40 to 9 to 40 wow well once again dude the other hat doesn't say drive fast all gas and have the fart thing on it i mean also you got to realize shooting one episode of drive fast, all gas, and have the fart thing on it. I mean, also, you got to realize, shooting one episode of drive fast, all gas takes three months.

Did we already talk about this? Yeah, yeah. It's good to talk about it again. It's just you think that things are not what they are, or you think things are what they aren't. It's just, it's going to be $40. Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to pay $9 for a hat. I want to pay $40.

Yeah, dude. Trump just won, dude. Come on. Yeah, I'm rich going to pay $9 for a hat. I want to pay 40. Yeah, dude. Trump just won, dude. Come on. I'm rich now. Okay. Okay. Bidenomics.

Dude. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Dynamics. Yesterday's doors over there. If you want to go into that one, dude,

because now that, yeah, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. Good. I had nothing else to say.

Let's see here. This one's posted by confidence search. 86 48. It's a short one. It's posted by Confidence Search 8648. It's a short one. It's called He Dropped a Fresh I'm Too Nice. Let's see here. You know that's not right, man. Right. Like even, and I'm too nice, I get taken advantage of. Tournaments,

I've made like over 100,000. Yeah, cool. How many chicks you fuck, bros? Zero. Zero. Ah, fuck. I haven't heard him say that in so long how many chicks you fuck bro i forget that clip that's hilarious dude how old is this kid he's so young why are you asking him how many chicks he fucks because he has his brain is ravaged by ct tournaments i've made like over a hundred thousand yeah cool how many chicks he fucks. His brain is ravaged by CT. Tournaments, I've made over 100,000.

How many chicks you fuck, bros? Zero! Even Brian doesn't react. He's like, he's 12. Something tells me that's mashed up and not real. There's no way, dude. I think it's real, dude. Crazy. Let's see the next one.

This is from Shob Show. it's posted by confidence search 8648 merch games a problem let's see here uh be like will uh we have great merch uh we have a bunch of carhartt stuff on there all new merch all new uh printer shipping zero issues it is button up We are good to go. I'm working on a shoe now. We've been doing it for like a year now. It's the same designer that Travis Scott has. He left Nike.

What's the deal with this? You know, going through some samples. That's how easy it is. You see Will, the winner who won the Raptor R truck giveaway. This one's going to be fun. We got all new merch. New merch how merch goes.

No, no, no. Bumper stickers. Bumper stickers. Biden's merch sucks. Biden ain't got no merch. Was that you at the end there? Yeah. You know what I saw? Just scooping up the bag.

Biden ain't got no merch. Hell yeah, dude. That's facts. That's facts. One of our earliest Patreon reviews, Flagrant. Oh, yeah. Or what is it?

What is it special called? Flagrant? I can't even remember now, man. Okay. It was terrible. Yeah. This one's posted by VariousConcept2615. Read some comments is what it's called.

Still waiting for the merch for the first time. Going on five months. You want to read the next one? Hey, I don't mean to put you on blast, but I purchased the wrong size shirt and then returned it and never received new shirt. I emailed several times. I've not gotten a response.

Uh, congrats. Can you replace the smushed hat? You sent me now 57 lines. Oh, St. At old St. Drip.

You don't customers. You don't customer service. Doesn't you? You don't, you don't. Okay. You don't customer service doesn't you you don't you don't okay you don't customer service doesn't reply thick nation is worse than timu oh whoa fuck it's an accusation like you can't take back dude that's pretty fucking that's a pretty fucking dire claim right there timu someone should respond oh you fancy yourself a fisticuffs you know i mean

talking all that shit on facebook i'm right here it'd be funny if you got a dry fast all gas shirt, you open it up and just burst into flames. Dry fast all gas. Let's see what this one is, dude. This one's posted by Confidence Church 8648. World's most materialistic person reminds his chombies

that material things do not matter. I had to burp and hiccup at the same time there that was nuts but there's certain things that like even with my kiddos like i like any material stuff i'm like doesn't matter dude all this stuff it does not matter because i'm trying to tell them it material stuff will not make you happy it's about hard work all this so whenever something like uh he dinged my car or whatever, I don't get upset. I'm like, it's just material. Right.

That's the message. Yeah. But then like, he'll forget his backpack or shoes, something like that. And his grandpa, I came in like your dad works really hard before that stuff. He goes,

it doesn't matter. Like, no, that's funny. Wrong message. He's like, doesn't matter. My dad would give me another one.

It's like, no, no, no. It was a dark horse. 2024 Mustang that comes with the launch edition, Roush blower kit, Anderson composite,

carbon fiber fenders, GTD fenders, hood, a spoiler. That is funny. I mean, he, he literally wears brand new,

he's wearing a brand new hat. Yeah. He wears brand new shit on every episode. And like a lot of the stuff is expensive shit. That watch I'm sure is expensive. Yep. Diet starts Monday. Let me tell you. I'll be honest with you. Not cheap. Yep. You know. That is an expensive

site and I don't think they give him stuff for free. There's a new bottle in the chat right now dude. What is that? I don't even know. Probably some sort of collab between Carhartt and Magic Mind. Yeah. I mean all that stuff. God knows if he actually gets Carhartt and Magic Mine. Yeah. I mean, all that stuff, God knows if he actually gets a sponsorship or he just has it up.

Because I don't trust him. A lot of materials behind him. Is that a jig? Where? That. Jig? Under the thing. It's like there's a jig bending over on a truck.

Right here? No, no, no, no. Look for the jig. How many many chicks do you see right here yeah on the magazine no it's not no that's brendan job i'm just a horny guy i'm sorry yeah you're very horny right now oh what is up here oh it looks like the same can made it up here we need to figure out what that can is y'all i took some addies before this okay we got a can problem y'all what is it let's see here oh wait what go back yeah but there's certain things not that god damn it what uh if you scroll the bottle is next oh here we go right here shush it's called shot shot hmm shot i don't know what

that is a new drink has entered the chat, dude. Fuck. That's huge. We got to get one of those. I'm down. God damn it. Why haven't they hit us up yet? I wish rain told us. Right? The fuck rain? Alright, so this one is called the Pavarazzi of Calbassus. Clint. Hell yeah, dude.

Guild of Guitars. Ooh, Guild of Guitars. I'm going to post it in a minute, dude. Let's see. Oh my God. You got a fast car. And I want a ticket to anywhere. Maybe we can make a deal. Maybe two got to wing it somewhere. Many places better.

Started friends and got nothing to lose. Maybe we can make something. Me and my silver got nothing to lose maybe we could make something me and myself that was terrible dude why would you put that out but then that's the chin move you know unless it's edited or something that's highly edited yeah yeah no yeah. No, no, no, no. No, that's real. I like Cooney watched this the whole time. He's like, nothing's wrong with that. You're so dumb. No, it's not edited. Everything in Chang's is real.

He just played it. He put out an out of tune thing where he sang bad. That's your new narrative, huh? Yeah. I mean, I'm surprised you don't know that. Let's see. We still have so many fucking clips to get to, dude. We got so many chins to fucking clip up right now. This one's posted by Haphazard. Get rid of those

sideburns. Let's see what this is about. Mattingly, get rid of those sideburns. What sideburns? You heard me, hippie. Mattingly, for the last time, get rid of those sideburns. Look, Mr. Burns, I don't know what you think sideburns are, but... Don't argue with me. Just get rid of those sideburns. Look, Mr. Burns, I don't know what you think sideburns are, but...

Don't argue with me. Just get rid of them. Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns. Go home! You're off the team! For good! Fine. I still like him better on Steinbrenner. Dude, that is a good point. Where are the sideburns?

Yeah. They went the same way as Tank. Mm-hmm. Disappeared forever. Mm-hmm. They were probably show sideburns. Has anyone asked him, like, hey, what's with the... Like, I wonder if Golden Arrow, have they asked him why he did this?

I don't know. Maybe Jamal had an off day. Maybe he's tuned those questions out by now, dude. He didn't care about anything. As soon as you say why, he's just like, I don't need this. Why is a dumb question for Sha because we all know he just goes. Yeah.

Ask Jay. That's what he says. Why did you get rid of your sideburns? Jay, you know what time to fucking answer this? Yeah, Jay, do you got, can you, or are you just not working today at the hotline? Yeah. This one's posted by Caterpillar7539. Defags of life.

Desperate for any grifts. Called it. Called it. Called it. Let's see here. New merch is going great. We can end it after this one because everything else is just no more pictures posts.

And we've got to go to PF Chang's. Yeah, we got PF Chang's tonight celebrating over 10K, which thank you all for subscribing. And thank you all for showing up too. And if you haven't already subscribed and liked the video, get some fuck me yells in the chat, please. This was posted by Confidence Search 8648. New merch is going great.

Papa Shop's coming. He's always wanting to go to SEMA. This gives him a reason. Jay Shab will be out there. Lexington will be there. Sanaz is already there now. Most of the team got there because the door's open today. So, yeah. Whole team's

out there, man. Get in on the action. DriveFastAllGas.com Yeah, I just appreciate everyone. This giveaway is going even better than the last one. I'm super thankful for it, man. DriveFastAllGas.com. Buy a shirt. Win a car. It's that easy.

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dialed in buttoned up that's what we did and they make great merch so shout out to them yeah but also the way he got hit it was a

it wasn't like a punch that he saw coming it was an exchange so yeah no punch I ever got hit with that knocked me out it did feel like the hardest hit

my thing on my hoodie So, yeah, no punch I ever got hit with that knocked me out. It did feel like the hardest hit. What was that? My thing on my hoodie. You've had one where it's not. That knocked me out. It did feel like the hardest hit. What was that? My thing on my hoodie. Talks about merch for a whole minute and then rips part of it off.

He should do like pratfalls and like weird things with like, he pretends like, ah, I just got this new drive fast. I'll get sure what he like rips off the part of the sleeve, just the whole sleeve, just a hole comes out of nowhere or something like that. Or he like comes in.

He's, he has like this shirt in his hands and chins. Like what's that? And he's like, ah, fuck these shirts for whatever reason. It's really easy to get stains on him. I can't get it off. I tried everything. Shout. I can't get it off. I tried everything.

Shout. I can't get the stain off. It's my team's fault. The only thing that worked was Magic Mind. Use promo code Chad. Something he never drinks, if it helps your cognitive ability. S-A-J-B. All right, well, that's it for the show.

See you next week. Bye.