10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub DEFINITELY knows Pete Davidson! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #9

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

Ninth Episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

I watch my shop clips at night so I can so I can make fun of that dumb gorilla head it's already over that's been 10 minutes of shop thank you for tuning back in if you hear a woman's laughter that's because we have annie letterman she's over there on the side off camera yeah of course she's not here she here. She would not be here. But welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shab. Well, before we start, it's pretty hot in here. Do you mind if I check off my jacket? Yeah, of course.

One second, dude. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. I've got in Shab. A thick boy squad, a secret reveal. How did you get that? Mr. Brendan Walsh. Thank you? Mr. Brendan Walsh. Thank you to Mr. Brendan Walsh.

He got you a shirt too? Yeah, I just got three C's up in my bank account, dude. You know what I'm saying? Brendan Walsh is wild. It's really hard to predict what he'll do. You can't ever predict it. But you got him a t-shirt too. Who knows?

Maybe we'll have a third person on and Walsh will find out who that is. I wear my thick boy donut at night. World record podcast. Tune in. Shout out Brendan Walsh, dude. He's handing out t-shirts left and right. Goated. That's not what you came here for.

You came here for the 10-minute shot. We're going to get started right away. Are you ready, Gerardo? Yes, sir. The first one is some stand-up. Back to get started right away. So are you ready, Gerardo? Yes, sir. All right, I'm starting the group. So the first one is some stand-up. Back to our roots, dude. I don't know the last time you guys went to SeaWorld, but I was recently there with my son. He's balls deep into fish right now.

No. That is weird. Do not say balls deep and talk about your kids. Have you never been balls deep into fish, dude? That's even weirder man why would you be balls deep into fish is that considered a bestiality or pescatale pescat i don't know let's keep going yeah let's skip over the pescatality so i get to the front you know my son we haven't been it's been pandemic lockdowns we haven't done a lot of stuff. So I want to flex on the little dude, right? Papa works

hard. I'm going to fucking flex on this little dude. So I get to the front. I go, what's up? Good to see you. I'll take two VIP tickets to SeaWorld. She goes, cool. $19. $19. Yeah, I don't find anything funny yet. Yeah, isn't't find anything funny yet.

Yeah, isn't $19 pretty cheap? Yeah, that's what the joke is. Because he's saying he wants VIP tickets, but they're cheaper or whatever. Because I'm sure there's going to be a Blackfish joke in here somewhere. Job's always very current with his material in the cities. We saw the Muggsy Bogues. Do you say fish hook equals pun? Yeah, he said fish hook.

Why is that a pun? He's like, my son's on a fish hook right now. Oh, I didn't even catch that. Oh, my God. Dude. Annie Letterman over there just catching everything. How do you get past that? Yes.

He's so bad. He's dressed so terrible. He looks like a league of their own meets the Big Lebowski. I don't know why he's in a baseball jersey, but keep playing it. All right. No, no, no. I mean, I don't want to wait in line. I want that special treatment.

You know what I'm saying? I was just at Disneyland. She goes, I heard you. 19 bucks. That's a good deal. Oh. Me and my son walk in the park. There is nobody there.

Pause it for a second. There's nobody. You know how I kept saying that everybody's like, and then there's a movement? Yeah. And she's like, and he didn't do it this time. He didn't walk when she talked. He didn't walk.

I wonder, has he seen 10 minutes of shop? Maybe. And he's addressing it. If so, shut us out, please. Please. We need to shut up there my son's all papa where's everybody i don't fucking know dude let me figure it out i find one of the workers at sea where i'm like what's up dude good to see you

where the fuck is everybody man he goes come on bro black fish absolutely absolutely timely reference of blackfish. Absolutely. Absolutely. Timely reference of blackfish. Do we know when that movie came out? I believe it was 2014. Can we have Annie look it up for us?

I think it was 2014, but I wonder if his wife is tired of hearing about this yet or not. He's been telling her the joke for six years. He's just talking about blackfish randomly. My wife doesn't even know about fish. She's from Mexico. 2013. Damn, I'm so close. Wow. Okay. Shit.

What? The documentary on Netflix? They fucked us. It's not good, man. To be honest, though, I'm glad that fucking whale's gone, man. He was a real asshole. He goes, dude, he's so weird. He goes, he keeps looking over to show you keeps looking over show you listen you know me bro never met the guy he goes you know me bro i think all fish matter but i don't want that

whale dating my daughter you feel me like oh my god a completely made up awful joke yeah jobs attempted absurdity all fish matter i have a feeling there's gonna be dick involved in this joke dude someone's gonna be gay yeah the whales probably somebody's slinging dick some well yeah every clip of job you have to figure out who's slanging dick killer whale slinging dick killer whale here we go the killer whale shouldn't be in here anyways man just look into it that was 10 minutes all right no no no that's just i got my thing oh killer whales suck man dude they're fucking savages you know what killer whales up they're the ted bundys of the ocean they kill everything the seaWorld's a bummer, man. Pause it. There's not a lot going on. Shab has a connection to animals, though.

Remember he did the dinosaur video? All the dinosaurs are slow. But he respects killer whales a little bit because they're savage. They're different. They're different. You find them in Dallas. Oh, really, dude? Got to get it all out.

We got to get to the clip where clip where Delia calls him an idiot. It's like a flea market and a petting zoo had a baby. It's just... I eat fish and chips there. I'm like, this doesn't make sense. Isn't that weird? That is a little weird.

I eat fish and chips, dude? This is insane man and then as we're walking out i'm like where the fuck is my son my son tiger he comes he's holding a fucking live stingray it's all wet and juicy i'm like what the fuck you know papa says it comes with a vip pass from any maybe somebody else could have pulled that off but it's like shop saying that it's like it's listening to a child really all right i can't do you want to uh watch the one where he gets called an idiot uh yeah i do yeah i think this is look at his face he's so happy to shit on both of their faces

are hilarious one is just like waiting to get shit on again the other is so happy to shit on him no there is though no we got a new segment Harrow or Not

listen to this we grew up my dad would drop us off right from work at 9 to 5 so every summer he'd drop us off

at the YMCA they used to force us to swim every fucking day. After about three weeks of swimming that we didn't want to do, my brother, older than me, goes, you know what? You should take a shit in the pool. I bet we don't have to swim. I go, all right.

I got to take a big old shit. So I swam to the deep end. And then my brother was like, all right, you do it. And then we do it. Just wink at me and I'll yell turd. So I took a big hot shit and he yelled turd nobody had to swim for the rest of the summer your boy was camp and pause it for a second yeah what if shop really had like he obviously well i shouldn't even say what if he has serious brain

damage right his cte what if part of his cte is just like he old movies go into his head and he's like oh that happened to me yeah i'm trying to think what's another example like shabba's getting the next i was like dude and the uh the pole was like really like frozen so i put my tongue on it and my tongue got stuck dude oh really dude moron but like watch they don't believe him immediately or not first of all you think there's any part of that story is like that's everyone's reaction to what shop says like what they've given up oh all right oh here we go this is the one where he gets called an idiot. Next, you're like, dude, you guys are walking in the fucking thing now. I like that. You know why?

Because you're an idiot. That's why. Dude, you just watched the fucking show, bro. I love you, dude. Bro, you say like stranger things. It's all style, baby. It's all style. He's so mad that they don't like the kids show that he watches.

Oh, my God. That's even like, dude. It's just so fun. I like that. You know why? Because you're an idiot. We all love to see it happen to Shab. Yeah.

It's like this guy, this idiot, town fool being made fun of. Even by D'Elia. It doesn't matter. All right. Put on something. What is this one? Brendan Schaub lying about Pete Davidson? Oh, yeah.

This is the one where he has friends with. I'm proud of him. Just keep doing it, dude. Do you know Pete? Yeah. How do you know him? Just around. Is he hanging out?

I've never seen him once. He goes there sparingly. All right, pause. I don't know we just like shab is like a kid that just like like a kid that you catch doing shit the one upper it doesn't it doesn't matter what you're talking about anything that anyone says to shab he thinks he has to be like really funny or something like that or like not have the right answer. Maybe it's just traumatized from everyone making fun of him for 10 minutes a week.

But, uh, he's like, yeah. Oh, what? Pete? Uh-huh.

Super good. Comes to the store sometimes. Uh, yeah. I was like, do you know him really well? Yeah. Yeah.

I know him really well. Is he related to you? And Shub's like, yeah. He's my dad. He's my dad. All right. let's keep watching and cool there's no one

well New York is on Saturday Night Live but he comes out here too is he still on SNL? oh yeah he's great man I've always been a fan of him is Callum trying to catch him in Hawaii too? I feel like it it's like doing an investigation I love his big dick energy

he started the big dick energy Ariana Grande started it with him he just does look like he might love his big dick energy. He started the big dick energy. Ariana Grande started it with him. He just does look like he might have a big dick. I don't know why. He just does. Like Linky. You know how Linky? Yeah, that's how it goes. I don't know. That's where the big dick energy comes from. This is Linky. Fuckboy falls

in though, dude. Callum seems like he wants to kill himself. He's like, I can't take any more of this. Shab is my meal ticket now, but I can't take another second of Shob just saying popular phrases and not knowing what's going on. Yeah.

Oh, no. Ten minutes already. No, no, no. We got two more clips. Just two more. All right, we'll watch two more clips. We'll break it all. And a whore winter.

Looking forward to that. Whore winter. Pete Davidson is making his fans sign an NDA prior to showing up to his show, markers yeah we'll break and a whore winter looking forward to that whore winter yeah p davidson is making his fans sign an nda prior to showing up to his show and if they're in breach of this nda they can face up to a million dollars in a settlement agreement because the spoil that he's worried they're gonna leak his jokes online so what you have to do is prior to the day of the show you have to sign the nda but does he like make jokes about people being gay and stuff too? Are there any jokes about SeaWorld in it?

Has he watched Blackfish? Because I thought of it too. Like it's not the same joke. Or you get a full refund. That's very weird to me. That is. Do you see him around New York then? I've known Pete since he was fucking 15 years old.

I like Pete too. He's always been nice to me. Sweetheart. I don't see him a lot anymore because I think he's in like a different stratosphere of like where fame is, where I think he like jet packs places and then can leave. He's probably in a council uncomfortable. Yeah, Callum was everybody's bomb. Shob said there, he like interrupts everyone.

He even interrupted Dan Soder. He was like, oh, I know him too. And I know he has to like, but he did it at like more, like less aggressive this time. I don't know why. All right, let's go. Let's go to the next one. Next one.

This one's over. Yeah. I don't think anything else funny happens in that one. All right, let's see here. Nobody acknowledges Scoob's. Who's Scoob's? I don't know who Scoob's is. That here. Nobody acknowledges Scoobs. Who's Scoobs? I don't know who Scoobs is. That's not, I don't know.

Who's BGL? Oh, really, dude? Do you know? I don't know. BGL? BGL? I feel like I should know because I see that

on the subreddit a bunch. I have no clue. All right, well, YouTube, you can make fun of me and call me an idiot. But at least tell me who it is. Yeah, please. One more clip.

Oh, I got to push. Why do you keep coming back to this fucking i don't know i thought you guys want to talk about it and then uh it's interesting it's here's my thing about goats and michael jordan same thing there you go there we go wow wow and then eric has the goat yeah i'm the goat okay well g-o-i-t goat grace of all time we actually do have that It's weird to bring a goat on stage, right? That's his point. The fans tell you who's the goat. His point is that it's weird that they brought a goat on stage. Definitely post that on my Walmart.

That is fantastic. Why is it weird to bring a goat on stage, Shob? It's almost a point where you can't respond to it. Well, Shob, the goat, which I think you know because you just said it's the greatest of all time, so they're bringing a goat on. I like how he asks the question and then he defines what a goat is afterwards. Annie, what is it, BGL?

It's Mark Harley. What the fuck? Brendan Shob's social media manager. And BGL stands for Big Gay Lion. That's gotta be a Shob nickname you gave him, right? I don't even know. All right. Well, I guess we'll find out in the comment section this week.

Thanks for tuning in. Enjoy the rest of your week. We'll be back next week with more 10 minutes. But one last thing, one last shout out to Walsh for giving Gerardo a shirt. Brendan Walsh, he gave me a donut shirt and it filled me with jelly. Gerardo's going through a tough time in his life right now, so this is very helpful and we appreciate it. We appreciate anything Walsh or anyone else can do. Alright, bye.

Later.