10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub does a GREAT FRENCH IMPRESSION! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #62

Episode Date: August 12, 2023

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All right. Are you ready to go? Mm-hmm. Can I ask you a question? Absolutely. B. Why do you look like that? I wanted to look like Jim Morrison, but with a big old bowl of salsa poured on him.

Big salsa energy from the doors. Yeah. He's like the chocolate chip of the group I heard. Yes, exactly. Exactly. He's a wild card, and I wanted to look like a Mexican cookie or that have that energy. Yeah. I heard that the first take of Break On Through to the Other Side

was about beans and cheese. I heard that too. Yeah. Yeah. Beans and cheese because my Mexican wife. Beans, cheese, beans, cheese, beans, cheese. Damn. That's true.

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This first one's posted by cruel ambitions. It's called Brenda claims. He has he was given. He was going to be the host of the fair factor, which is something you pointed out. That's my favorite clip that I've seen recently is that he's calling fear factor fair factor. I think that's really funny.

He was going to be the host of the reboot and he gave it to ludicrous. Hope Luda thanked him. What a nice guy. Thank him. Great guy. Luda is like a host of fear factor with salsa on him i heard so yeah definitely let's see he's a fucking like some people don't know he does stand-up comics some people think he's just a host from fear factor dude what a legend like the guy from

fear factors i like that it made the other guy laugh bradley what a legend dude why it's probably just because you gotta say something when you're talking to Bapa. He reminds me of my friends because I'm like, yeah, because Brennan Cooney actually started doing stand-up comedy. People just know him from the host of Raccoon Tweeties. And my friends are always like, what a legend. You know? They're going to say Timo's there, but I thank him.

No, Tweeties came first. Everyone knows that. That's true. Before Tweeties, it was titties. Well, Tweeties built the ground that Timo's wogs on. I thank him. Before Tweeties, it was titties. You know, tweet and exit. Well, Tweeties built the ground that Timo's wags on. Thank them. You know, I'm addicted. It's like what? That was 15 years ago. Yeah, I'll never forget that. I'll

never forget fear factor. I love it. They try to be doing it. I actually auditioned for the host front is down to me and ludicrous. I know this is the bulk of the clip, but I always first of all, I love Brendan Chobb dude. I always love it when he is acting as if somebody else is stupid.

That's the fucking bread and butter bee. Yeah, he doesn't get it. When he says what and looks around, dude, I live for those moments. I like the idea of him competing against ludicrous and anything because you know he's going to lose. It's a competition.

Yeah. I'll never forget Fear Factor. Oh, I love it. They tried redoing it. I actually auditioned for the host front. It was down to me and Ludacris. Dude, you would have got so much hate for that. Really, dude? Oh, I pulled myself out.

I was like, no, no, no. No, no. I didn't think I'd get it. And when they asked me, it was like, it's down to you. I'm like, told my agent, I'm like, this is a bad look, man. Yeah, there it is. I'm already close with Joe now. I'm the host of bro

they would have fucking they would have been like oh it's kind of like he creates these scenarios in his mind and it's like that's his form of joking there's no way that yeah it's a fantasy that he's making up yeah and he's like oh you know it's kind of funny too i should talk about this thing that happened in real life yeah definitely happened the future of fear factor was in my hands. He's lied so much that what does it matter? More ridiculous lies. Yeah.

Why not? Yeah. Really, Brennan? Oh, okay. Yeah. Fuck you.

I saw that hate wave coming. I'm like, I'm out. Give it to ludicrous. Give it to ludicrous. Give it to ludicrous. Ludicrous. Ludicrous steakhouse.

Move B. get out my way future song for timos. There you go. What do you think about that? Do you do you so on the believable scale? Do you believe him or not believe him? I don't believe that come on bro. He just goes all right. So this one is called eric calls brenda out on his selective wedding attendance posted by all i do is lie to you let's see oh yeah rachel's dad is six ten okay you saw him at the wedding you didn't you didn't fucking show up so i was on tour you don't go on tour during you told me like a month before hey friends you know you showed up to his wedding anyways um whose wedding did he go to he went to chris delia's wedding okay interesting choice interesting

delia's but not eric's yeah what's going on there all right so this one's posted by agent orange chain chicken it's called uh just a nice littleheat. Brendan Lies a Lot. Let's see. I didn't either. So just to give Josh, I was asked, I had a guy who's no longer here, but he's like, hey, will you do Theo Vaughn's podcast? I'm like, sure, I'll do it. I showed up to the Theo Vaughn podcast. It

just wasn't his podcast. So it came on. I was like, where's Theo? And they're like, well, he's not here. It's like, that's weird. But it was a totally different podcast. So I didn't care. I was like where's Theo and they're like well he's not here I was like that's weird but it was a totally different podcast so I didn't care I was just confused no it's funny because I just thought Brandon Schaub was lying because Brandon lies a lot

so I thought Brandon had just made something up because Brandon's like oh yeah Portnoy on it's going to be great I'm like he knows it's us he goes yeah he's really excited about it so he's just making things up so that's all I was talking about on my show was how hilarious, because you were like, what the

fuck is going on? You're like, why am I talking to these two idiots? But it was fun. It was a good conversation, but you seemed like you seemed a little pissed up front. You were like, wait a minute. Hold on. Does Tim have a

lawsuit coming his way? Maybe, dude. Saying he's a liar like that? Uh-oh. I don't know. Brennan have a, I mean, does Tim have a lawsuit coming his way? Maybe saying he's a liar like that. Oh, I don't know. He's naming the waters a little bit. Honestly, if it was me, you could say my standards bad.

You could say all these things be, but when you cross the line and it turns into defamation, I got to do something about it. Yeah. If you're doing formation on me, man, I mean, and I'll,

and talking on men on airwaves, especially when you get all those topics on my favorite stuff, cancel culture, Tim Dillon, Tim and somebody talk about bar stool. It's like I'm gonna get I'm gonna get as easy. Yeah, different. All right, this one's supposed to have beetle juice at CX. It involves lug and there's like a salt gate happening on the chains. What do you mean? Everyone's putting salt like a movie poster of saw, but it's all solid.

Like yeah, I said salt. It's called Bapa solid in every every facet posted by Beetlejuice. Okay, let's see. I'm not hating any facet. They're two of the very best. We just saw that fight. I just fucking saw Makhachev destroy Charles. I just saw it.

And then we write it back, and it's not like, I just saw it. Man, that's a funny. I'm not hating any facet. He has no idea. He already doesn't care at this point. He's like, I sound ridiculous, and that's me. He's so flustered. I'm not hating any facet.

I'm not hating any facet. I think Addie's did that. Had a couple Addie's some baddies. Next thing you know, you're on a podcast with Lugan. You never saw it be all right. This next one posted by sufficient elk five is four zero five. It's called Boppa texting people about his chombie. They don't cur.

Did I send you anything that I wanted to? Oh, Brendan Shop texted me. Hey, quit bragging. There it is. He's having a daughter. Everybody's having girls now. Have you noticed that? Yeah.

Everybody's having girls. Really? Joe List is having a boy. I know that. Really? They got it checked out. I Joe, this is having a boy. I know that really got it checked out. I think Rosebud is having can only a thousand can do it.

You know, yeah, only a thousand comedians can have chombies. Is that what you're saying? No, I'm no, I'm we're both tired today. I mean, that was one of the most boring. Yeah, it was pretty boring. Honestly, this one's all I do. I can't most boring. Yeah, it was pretty boring. Honestly, this one's all I do though. Yeah, a thousand can't. This one's not going to be born because it's all I do is lie to you. Have you seen this one yet? It's called barn door took the video of him executing feral lizards

down because of those idiots who report animal abuse. And that's literally what it's about. Shout out diet coke in the frame right there. Do you hear we just talking, talking you know how those bearded dragons and uh i thought they i caught a lizard in the backyard and thought they could you know be friends and put in the tank and they ripped his head off and ate him alive and so then i caught a bigger one of my guys he's too big this guy's too big he's gonna be friends with them i'm like because my son really wants another lizard i don't want to buy one because they're annoying and so we got this bigger lizard put him back there did i send to the group chat i didn't see it i thought i sent to the group chat but then i posted on my instagram story and then i you know because a lizard eating another lizard

and i posted i was like i'm telling you these bearded lizards don't fool with your cuteness man these things are savages and this thing tearsards, don't let them fool with your cuteness, man. These things are savages and this thing tears us. So don't let them fool with your cuteness. What does that mean? I think he's trying to say, don't let them fool you by their cuteness. Oh yeah, because they're cute. So yeah, don't let, oh man. Yeah.

If you saw somebody else, a clip of someone else doing this, you would be so concerned. You'd be like, what? What happened? How many lizards? We got a call. No, I was thinking like his mental state or like you know his cognitive abilities you would be worried but we're so used to him saying stuff like this where you kind of just like don't even know what he means yeah

he keeps saying bearded lizard what are you talking about what are we doing here let's see lizard up i'll show you guys when we get off here i posted my instagram story and i was like uh that might get me more banned that might get me taken down you know it's nature it's nature yeah but you never know you know you got those idiots i'm not sure it's something that you did yeah that's not really Nate. Yeah, it's nurture nature for the classic debate old nature for you. Put your I guess sir. What is it? Fish?

Is he talking about? I lizard. I don't even know. I think he got two bearded dragons, right? Which are lizards. Sure, right? He got a feral lizard and put it with the bearded dragons thinking they'd be friends. Okay, but you know, as opposed to him when he parties with predators they don't eat him right so he was probably thinking in any facet it's not going

to happen and then he puts it in there and then they just fucking i'm thinking that if you're the pet store yeah and you see brendan shob coming in you're like hey man uh you can look at stuff but you can't take anything out because you fish get holes in them. Yeah, you are like a bunch of lizards. You keep giving dogs back. You're done. We can't give you it. We can give you a picture of a pet.

That's it. It's like not even enough for so many humans to be homeless. He's trying to like cross species with homelessness. Definitely. Let's see. It's been reported, you know, animal abuse and shit like that so i just took it down oh okay i thought something we missed the part where he calls the people that report animal abuse idiots oh i didn't see that part yeah yeah yeah classic papa he says you know those idiots

that report animal abuse no it's nature it's nature yeah but you never know if you know you got those idiots who can report and you know animal abuse and shit like that those just jerk those dummies yeah just when they see something horrible happen to like an animal reporting at those freaking morons freaking morons yeah dang dude the shop was right dude i don't want to be an idiot. I'm not going to report animal abuse anymore. Okay, I thought something happened. No, I was just like, yeah, it's not worse than I mean. I mean, it could ruin your Saturday. It was like

Saturday morning could ruin your Saturday. If you're a big lizard fan, that's pretty funny. Isn't that funny? What you saying that if you're a lizard fan and you go across the story, it's going to ruin your morning. It might ruin your morning. If you see Shab like almost deliberately killing his pets. And then boasting

about it. Oops. Oh man. I love how Barb is. It actually made me laugh. He's like, it might ruin a Saturday when you're a lizard fan and you open up my story. I thought something happened. No, I was just like, yeah, it's not worse than I mean, it could ruin your Saturday. It not worth it. It could ruin your Saturday.

It's like a Saturday morning. It could ruin your Saturday if you're a big lizard fan. It's just nature, baby. Nature's metal has so many crazy deaths on it. I wonder how they can buy it. It must be something to do with education and nature. I don't know. I could be like, hey, here's education.

I don't think so. I also think Instagram, like, you know, Instagram dictates. They like who they don't. Zuckerberg's out there like no more of these videos where lizards are set against each other and rich people's houses. Brandon Chobb talks about Instagram like it's a person, you know, Instagram, how he gets, he likes to judge people. It would be interesting to hear exactly what Ch what job thinks goes down at these companies yeah does what's his view of of how they shadow ban are they in an office are the do they

are they around a cooler is there a ceo he probably he probably thinks it's like um boss baby he's like well you know there's like a baby that makes all the decisions and the people are laughing because they think he's not serious but he literally thinks there's like a baby in a suit all right this one uh speaking of you know social media and how they shadow ban people we got a fire clip from all i do is lie to you it's called why papa can't make snapchat content and a twitter engagement claim let's see you've been using twitter lately yeah it's been the best it's ever been i stay on twitter yeah it's my favorite app of all time i complain and like i'm

leaving my next snapchat i shout out snapchat my favorite snapchat's coming back right bro snapchat has been incredible like they're the only platform that they i think they pay like i don't know some crazy amounts of creators to make content on their platform like they pay bro like everyone tells me that too i just i just like bro listen i don't know how unheard and i know twitter's paying too but have you have you got into their subscription program like you have to be verified you gotta apply for it i have the subscription but i don't see how you monetize videos yet. But I looked into the rules because I was like, why haven't they given me monetization? You have to hit something like 5 million impressions over a certain amount of tweets. Like, you can't tweet 5 million times.

You have to hit a certain amount of impressions with a limited amount of tweets in order to qualify for it. To get the ads on your videos. Got it. 5 million is a lot, Doug. That's a fuck ton, yeah. To get the ads on your videos. Got it. Five million's a lot, Doug. That's a fuck ton, yeah. On Twitter. Numbers, guys. But I'm trying to think.

I feel like I've hit that, though. I've hit it a few months. But to do it every month and still be saying the program? I hit that shit every month. I haven't seen the ads thing yet. And you've applied for it? I don't know.

I honestly don't know if I should. You have to apply. I have the... It'd be funny to have Daniel playing you on it. Now, if you're looking for impressions, there's a lot of impressions on Twitter. Yeah. What I can do, if you hire me, we can see if there's impressions elsewhere, like on Snapchat as well.

Yeah. But you have to hire me first. There's an ocean of views under our me first there's an ocean of views under our feet there's an ocean of clicks why are you guys talking about this on a podcast so boring yeah but it's kind of like infectious you know what i mean like if you're talking to brendan chobb the numbers are getting brought up b he tells you he's a numbers guy he made a decent point there when he was like they tell me about snapchat but I'm 40. Now, I know if you're a cat, it's just an excuse, but Snapchat, I don't really understand Snapchat.

I think I might be a little old for that. Nope. Yeah. Snapchat is a single man's game, and we're taking B. My Mexican will not approve. Fair enough. All right, so this one's posted by N Murph. It's called example number 547 of Bapa being a lying jealous read like

when we you know we Kimbo's the house and a good friend of mine and just watching his videos you're like oh my god like obviously all of us came up the traditional way and organizations you know local shows then got to the higher level and but Kimbo like you don't had such I'd say even more respect for him because he came up from the literally from the fucking backyards Not 16 we got one more guy coming question is is he a mixed martial artist Oh my God. I was also laughing originally at him saying traditional. Traditional?

Traditional. Wait, let me see. A friend of mine. And just watching his videos, you're like, oh my God. Like, obviously all of this came up the traditional way. Oh, actually. No, he said it better. Jesus Christ.

Sorry, but they had a malfunction in there. Chang's fired back. This computer just goes. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Is it traditional to say fuck him when a guy walks in the room? Maybe where Shab's from. Yeah.

Which is a good question. We're still looking for the birth certificate. Oh, yeah. If you know where the birth certificate is, they can prove who and what Shab is. We'd like to see it. Yeah, Brandon calls me late at night with claims that Shab is Mexican. Well, I don't know what he is.

I'm not claiming to know the race. I don't know if he's a Taco Bell Meskin or Guadalajara Meskin, but there's something fishy going on, and I'm balls deep in it. Yeah. I really do. All right, this one's posted by Sharpen Your Teeth. It's called First Time Hairing This One. Papa Got Liars your teeth. It's called first time hearing this one. Papa got lawyers after him.

Oh, I think this is the only one I haven't seen yet with brands. Have you had any like problems with employees or with like brands or like have you issues that you had to like overcome? No, he's like, where do I start? He's like, well, there's

all the sexual harassment stuff that hasn't been litigated yet. And I think I'm being sued by a former employee who used to be my friend that I put faith in. Yeah. I'm for wage and hour violations. Yeah. I mean, not really. I mean, if you consider like a small YouTuber that I in In that too. Copyrighted. But you know, he crossed the line, B. He's suing Unique and he's getting sued by other people.

Yeah. Allegedly. I mean, I'm trying to think when I was at Showtime and I got COVID, they wanted to fire me because I got COVID. It was like... What? That's big. Dang.

Is it true though? It's not true no no i don't think that showtime would fire brendan shob over a protected category like medical issues yeah i got fired for not washing avocados you know what that means we don't want you to work here you know what i mean yeah you could have done a individual case against them you know why why because i washed the avocados and you know that you're fired for what avocado you didn't wash them it's too bad you didn't have chain like filming the chains people could edit it and show it to them like yeah they do a video yeah the other chefs if you're at pf james you might have been you know gonna turn it around on them a little bit yeah you know what they always say is like when one door closes you can blame it on covid that's his bit yeah i'm forgetting

cold i was a good luck like the lawsuit is that in my contract good luck but uh shout out to but why would they fire you if you had covid i'll get it one of the lawyers just had it out for me that worked for cbs showtime and was like oh that's the reason you can fire him so they got on the horn they had like this big meeting and my for CBS Showtime and was like, oh, this is the reason you can fire him. So they got on the horn. They had this big meeting. And my boss, Brian Day, was like, dude, it's not good. You got COVID. I'm like, what?

Brian's like, don't say my name right now. It's funny to think one person wants him gone. It's like the one guy that realizes how stupid he is and how bad he is, poisoned for views. And he's like, we got to figure out a way you can blame it all on me, but we got to figure out a way. What about COVID? We can fire him for COVID. And they're like,

that doesn't sound right, but anything you can do, man, if that's what it takes, sure. Get rid of just COVID. It is. Does that have to do with anything,

dude? I feel great. He's like, that's a problem. You're advocating that COVID is not that bad. I'm like, dude, I don't feel bad that my cardio got better and started bad. I'm like, dude, I don't feel bad. My cardio got better.

He started laughing. I'm like, no, I'm serious, dude. I ride my bike every day. You need that challenge. Yeah, I was like, I feel great, man. He's like, you can't say that. I was like, bro, if you fire me, though, where's in my contract that says if I get COVID, you can let me go?

That's a loss. Do you remember the Rogan thing? It wasn't on CNN. They put him, and he did. So he's saying that two absurd claims. One is that COVID made him stronger. Yeah. And the other one is that it's not that he got COVID.

He's saying that because he's saying that COVID is not a big deal. That's why they fired him. You have to wait till the end. Then you hear the real redactedness. Oh, really, dude? Yeah. I mean, it's mean It's basically lying By omission

Alright so this one really quick I thought this was hilarious It's posed by Riff Raff the Alley Cat Coincidence I think not It's pretty good You know what I mean just take a closer look B You know what I mean That's a thousand percent the reasoning behind the comedy They thought that they could get this past the

Chefs in the kitchen Not a chance Chang Chef ever heard of it the reasoning behind the comedy. They thought that they could get this past the chefs in the kitchen. Chang chef ever heard of it. I don't think that makes sense. All right, let's go to the next clip. This one's posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called the last minute narrative change after being proven wrong

about snake anti-venom. Now they get the venom, right? They milk the snake. They take the snake, they pop Like people at Rocky Mountain Chocolate, they put a bunch of snakes in a vat and they melt so you can make venom. Pop its fangs into it

and then they add shit to it. That's actually not how they do it. That's not whatsoever however they do it. Brian said it whatsoever. However, they do it. Brian said it was so much confidence. I believe him. Well, you know why? Because he's right.

You'll see. Okay. Right when you see why you're going to be like, oh, that's why. I actually give it to horses. Oh, whoa. It was about horses. Brian knows about it. Yeah.

We're a horse guy. Brian knows a lot about horses. You know, he horses, Brian knows about it. Yeah. He's a real horse guy. Brian knows a lot about horses. You know, he's always been a horse guy. Yeah. You know those horse girls? Brian was one of them. Okay. That's not true.

Listen, they give a tiny bit to horses, and then what they do is they extract that from the horse because the horse produces antibodies. I don't think so. Chin, go into how do they get antivenom? Not how much it is. I mean, it says 40 to 70 grand. Which is crazy.

Right? In my current stab, like, let's see how it goes through the night. Oh, yeah. At one point in my life, it was, that was, I thought a million dollars was like, oh, I'm rich forever. Yeah, fuck you money. Yeah, and then you, and then you start making money in California. It was like, no no i'm actually broke yeah no actually all the government money yeah not only broke but like i have like 10 times the

amount of shit i have to pay for i'm struggling let's just let's wait a little bit i don't necessarily understand the aside i don't know but govern it that's so fun that's like the leonardo caprio movie where he's trapped inside of the Congress. There's a bear. I don't know. I'm not going to go that way. Yeah, yeah. There's a horse.

The revenant. The governance. Do you guys have like a payment plan? I got a $100,000 bill from the vet recently. $400,000? But I have insurance. For the corgi? Yeah.

Kill him. There you go. Wow. Really quick to say kill a dog. Yeah. You could just let it die. Well, I guess you have have to he's saying euthanize watch this they're made by immunizing donor animals such as horses that's what i'm saying yeah these are robust immune systems pretty powerful holy shit you're right snake venom components enabling our own immune defense to eliminate these toxins

yeah you shoot it up you shoot a snake uh you shoot a sheep or but they don't just hold a fucking snake and let it bite the horse they take they milk it and then every time he says milk it's like the first time he says milk dude so is he saying melt like milking instead of i thought he was saying melt oh i think he's saying melt but he's the way he says milk is very similar. He's saying milk a horse. Yeah, or he melts melts the snake. I'm too confused as hell dog and they take that out and inject in the horse. That's

what I'm saying. Okay, it's really saying they melt snakes and inject them into horses, but why would they melt a whole snake? That doesn't make sense. It makes sense. How would they give anti-venom just horses if they're bit by a snake? They're giving the horse

the venom. Do you understand? I don't know. Okay, so if they give the horse the venom, it takes a lot more venom to kill the horse. So the horse is going

to develop the anti-venom. So they take that anti-venom from the horse and they put it inside of Brendan. Oh, so he doesn't die. I see. I see.

Yeah, it's well. Basically, so he doesn't die. I see. I see. Yeah. It's well, basically do not go camping with Brendan shop. Also don't come to us for fucking science. Definitely not. All right. This one's posted by gazelle firm eight five one zero. It's called how showtime go. Let's see in the hard way.

Like, and I didn't even mean to like me and Nate got into it one time when I was working for a showtime after the Floyd Mayweather Connor fight. I said said connor's he's not gonna win the fight but he's gonna land punches and win a round or two i got all this blowback from the box community so connor lands punches one maybe around something and i'm like oh fuck hell yeah at least i got that right and i'm walking off i work the fight i'm walking off and i see nate and that whole arena is all boxing purists so i see nate it's like oh ufc alumni like oh thank god it's like when i see another comic in a room at a party i'm like oh thank god we can talk so i see nate i'm like oh fuck yeah what's up dude i'm gonna say what's up you know he's spicy dude he's supposed to fight an asshole and latina is he spicy because he's latina or next yeah so he didn't like that i

was pro connor the whole time that was my job as a paid gig my sole job was to be the mma expert and sell people on connor beating floyd that was my job that's why i was paid to do i see do i believe all of it no that was interesting uh there. So the only reason he was saying Connor would win is because it was his job B Well, he did a great job and he still got fired Gonna be a UFC homer My job he thought it was real. So I was like, oh, what's up, brother? I was crazy, honey Good man. Fuck. You don't know shit about boxing. I was like, what's up brother that was crazy honey man fuck you don't know shit about boxing I was like whoa and I'm in skinny jeans and Gucci boots

I look like such a tool I look like such a tool why would you dress badly on purpose I look like such a tool I'm not saying anything it's what he's wearing right now he's like I was in Gucci jeans and or what does he say whatever he said skinny jeans and Gucci shoes that's probably what he's wearing right now. He's like, I was in Gucci jeans and, or what does he say? Whatever he said.

Skinny jeans and Gucci shoes. Gucci shoes. That's probably what he has on at this moment. And he's like, something like, nice shoes, bitch, or something. I was like, these are Gucci, bitch. And we're like, arguing about it. And then it was about to go down. And then Steven Espinosa and my boss, Brian Daly, were like,

if you get in any altercation, you're fired. And I was like, all right, man. And then we just walked off. Damn. That caused this big storm. Yo, big storm. That's hilarious. Because always a good sign when your boss is warning you that you'll be fired for something.

You drink every day. You take Addies. You're bringing baddies. We're going to fire you if you get in a fight, dude. That's going way too far. The're bringing baddies. We're going to fire you if you get in the fight, dude. That's like you're going way to the last straw. Yeah. All right. So this is the and also to do.

Do you believe any of that? No, no, probably not. I mean, I believe that Nate would fight, but I don't believe that that happened. Yeah, I believe it did happen, but I'm talking about like the articulation of like I was paid to think this way about. Oh, no, no, no, all this like it's like everything always happens to Brendan. You know he is a very selective memory yeah and that's being generous. All right, this next was posted by Julian Calabasas. It's called Theo's at Hulk

Hogan level question mark. Let's see that one. Yes, like what are they doing? What are those things called damn to usulk hogan that's crazy hulk hogan feel that hulk hogan level it's just not dope but what are those things called the the birds the birds oh people get fucked up on birds he's in he's in uh interviewed so many famous people already yeah Hulk Hogan's not I mean Hulk Hogan was very big when we were kids. Yeah. How is Shob surprised by that? Yeah, I think he'd be surprised and he is

he's that comedy mothership level. All right, this is people watch his show. Yeah, damn, that's crazy. Yeah, he's got to figure things out. Be all right. This one's supposed to figure things out be all right this was supposed to buy the donk to donk

haven't seen him in a while it's called Brenda keeps repeating diddler while acting like he feels laughter diddler gets sick of it calls him a parrot it's kind of like a click baby title is I don't think he necessarily calls him a parrot okay you'll see it come to America you're fucking my shit

up baby like looking at the oh you got some pirate you know what i'm saying but also you're the plague what i like shop just repeating that that's funny's funny. Yeah, I love that. I would that that's probably that's a great clip from the pod so far. I also like the camo hat. What do you think of that camo hat? You know, I've thought about a camo hat before, but I've never tried it.

Is that a Padres hat? Oh, it's probably San Diego. This is good. Yeah, I think so. No, it's a thick boy. Is it a thick boy? Maybe thick boy of camo. Oh, by the way San Diego. This get that. Yeah, I think so. No, it looks like a thick boy. Was it a thick boy? Maybe thick boy of camo. Oh, by the way, plug for thick boy.

Oh yeah, it's a lot of 40% off right now. So if you need a camo hat or some ice cubes that are metal ice cubes, what are they called? Metal cubes for your whiskey. Yeah, whiskey cubes. They got that. They can get a golden hour, a golden jacket. A dicey sweater.

Dicey sweater. There's all that stuff. 40% off. Help the show out. Yeah, I mean, you're helping us by helping Brendan. Absolutely. Booty on this Blake. You know, you know, Oh, a bitch ain't that right?

That's what it is. What is this, Jamal Sparrow? Is that who this is? It's kind of completely different movie. Squawk, squawk, bitch! Squawk, squawk, bitch! With the parrot. Get to cracking, bitch! See, he didn't call him a parrot.

Yeah, I don't think so. It's the pirate bit, B. Yeah, I think we're all just having fun right now. If you read history on pirates, you know a lot of them are gay. Yeah! having fun right now. Yeah. If you read history on pirates, you know, a lot of them were gay. Yeah. Thank them. Chairs be. Bring it back.

You know where they dress the mascara. They have earrings and shit. Of course. No, they're all right. That's what everybody says about pirates.

Yeah. Yeah. I, I, my YouTube algorithm is all fucked up with gay pirates. Do you?

I didn't know I was going to get a history lesson. You know, pirates are gay. Ever heard of it? Yeah. Come in, come in. I was coming come for the joke. Stay for the facts. You know what I mean? Blue beard, you know he was dating black beard. It's best I got all right. This one's posted by own salad seven two four nine. It's called I of the beauty beholder. This one made me laugh out loud dude., have you seen this? I'm gay. Yar. Yar gay.

Yar. No, yar gay. I just like penis. Alright. Have you seen this one? No. But what I'm saying is... Everyone's hot. Everyone's fair. It's all about the... No, I'm not saying... I am the beauty beholder. Hold on a second. I am the beauty beholder. I am the beauty beholder.

I am the beauty beholder. I have the beauty beholder. We need to start writing all these things down. Yeah, dude, that's such a good one. Fair factor. I have the beauty beholder. Yeah, unspannowns to me. I never heard that one before. Traditionally is not.

I have the beauty beholder. Traditionally, you're right. Traditionally, traditionally, it's not. Yeah, this next one I'm excited about about it's a dicey dicey it's called theo and dalia might have shared a baddie by con jr. ball and monica comedians in my dams okay like who oh a canceled one ch Chris D'Elia. Oh. Yes, he's canceled. We're not responding to him. He's problematic.

He is? Yeah. And how many times did you say he DM'd you? Well, I used to respond to him a lot, so multiple. Okay. It's ongoing. Okay. And anyone else?

Any other comedians? Oh, we're name dropping. Theo Vaughn. No, I love him, though. Don. No, I love him though. Do you love him? I love him. Damn. What a weird life.

Yeah. That they random videos online saying that you're DMing someone. Ongoing. Yeah, ongoing. Dicey, dicey. Dicey, dude. Any thoughts on that? Definitely sucks. Yeah.

What if she was like, ooh, comedians, Brendan Cooney, he won't stop. D. Oh, really,

dude. I got a notion of DMS from the three hundred lawyers coming at you. I need three hundred pages of evidence to back up that claim. That's how many Dmg center uh all right here we go this one's called wait i thought pantoja ko islam dicey dicey posted by rodrigo three four eight nine one who who knocked him out who knocked out marco uh adriano martins way back in the day yeah not alejandro pantogia that was a brendan shop club there yeah yeah i was gonna i was gonna make fun of him but i think the internet does

enough of that without your help justin yeah they probably won't know they probably won't be able to thank them thank you two more cats they're certified homeless yeah dude justin gaethje liked you up gaethje go, Gaethje. Anyways, that was just a nice little appetizer garnish. Spicy dish. Let's see. This one's Julian Calabasas yet again. It's called Clint spontaneously grows a pair and corrects Bapa. See, let's see if you can find the mistake before Clint does.

Orange County Fair. Look at him go. What's going on here? What is it? Make it bigger. He's a guy in all black. So he's like, like what's up and they're kind of cheering for him you're like they're like boom now watch this he's like that's all good baby here we go i got this boom i mean so there's two mistakes one is that it's khalid right yeah who's the guy in the green? He's like a gen Z. So he goes like, oh, he

has like that weird voice. And then the second mistake is that he's saying that the security guard that fell down is DJ Colin, just because they're big guys. He's trying to fit in that small space, you know, you know, Papa, that's all he can think about. It is his only takeaway is as big guys trying to like fit in a small space and that just angers him to no end this is a great this is classic bop but just getting somebody wrong and it's not even there's dj called is not anywhere near this yeah there's nothing to do with it honestly too like he should just make this the shop show where he reacts to online

videos i could watch this all day long the malapropisms that he does are amazing for like, and just so funny. And then on top of that, he's also, I don't know. There's not, there's not words for some of the things that he does wrong. Yeah.

Like whatever this is, I don't think there's even a word for it other than funny. He's like, what's up? And they're kind of cheering for him. You're like, they're like, boom.

That's all. I'm saying boom is my. And another one. Good, baby. Here we go. I got this. Boom! He gets so excited to see a bad guy fall.

Oh, my God. You're fired. It's exciting. I don't think that was his security. That's Khalid. Khalid. Khalid. It's a singer. Oh, that's not DJ Khaled. No think that was his security khalid it's a singer oh that's not dj no that's dj khalid it's different khalid oh that's the black guy who sings um i built this city no no it's khalid that's that's a different person

i built this city on rock and roll. I don't know what band does that. I'm certainly not a black guy, right? Wait, don't say I felt this. Everything I messed up. Try that in my town. No,

he's Leah's right there. Everything is wrong. He gives a shout out to Jason Aldean at the end. Is his name Jason Aldean? I just kind of guessed right now. Jason Aldean? Okay, yeah. The country singer, yeah.

Try that shit in my sound, dude. All right, so this one's called Brain Dumb Slobber Complaining About How Much Slap Fighters Get Paid While Simultaneously Not Paying His Own Employees posted by manuntedfan1998. Let's see here. I watched it once and my girl couldn't stop laughing she couldn't believe it's real and i go i can't either and then once that dude's face got up i was like oh now i'm sad yeah and then you find out how much they make you're like he won though did he though he came back anybody winning no but he came back and won though i mean

i guess hey dude here's two g, and your face is up for life. And then someone in the comments lit up Dana. I was like, man, what are you doing? Two and two. F*** this. And Dana was like, educate yourself. He's like, two and two. That's what the UFC started back in the day.

I'm like, yeah, b****. In 93. Yeah. 23, two and two. These boys can go work at Starbucks. Right. He's doing a little bit of the Callan voice there. In 93. You're good at there in the delay. In 93.

You're good at it. Do it. In 93? You kill it. I do it. We do a great. I might post it to the public. That fucking bit we did for the Brian Callan special.

Yeah. That was hilarious, dude. Gerardo really nails the Callan Delia voice in it. That's how. Yeah. But even the year, I forget exactly what it was, but I was thinking about it the other day and I started to masticate.

What's it called? Here we go. This one's called BS Me Too Movement. It's posted by Guild Guitars. This one is a spicy dish. It's a little long, but let's see if you like it. Somewhere in Redactville. The pandemic hits. The pandemic hits.

The pandemic hits. The pandemic hits. The pandemic hits. And then Brian goes through some bullshit me too movement. Oh, really, dude? Bullshit me too movement. Bullshit me too movement. Bullshit Me Too Move Bit Bullshit Me Too Move Bit

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Bullshit Me Too movie. Bullshit Me Too movie. Oh, really, dude? Really, dude? Oh, really, dude? Chris Lee has to leave. Chris Lee has to leave. Chris Lee has to leave. And Lee has to leave. Chris Lee has to leave.

And I'm on this island by myself. And I'm on this island by myself. And I'm on this island by myself. well great great editing great music there i've always been a song guy yeah um i love the idea of a documentary about covid that shop narrates yeah where he just goes over but it's instead of what actually happened during covid it's just him talking about himself and the stuff that happened to him. He's like, well, we all remember that day when Brian went through some bullshit, Me Too stuff.

And I'm like, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Dahlia went through some bullshit, Me Too. And I just had to do the shop shit myself and I did really well. And I got a lot of numbers and everyone was watching me and they're cheering me on, but I was just worried about my my

friends. Yeah, it was a special time special time also to the with the conviction. He says bullshit, you know, he really believes that he's like everyone knows it was bullshit. You know, I mean, yeah, it's so strange because even like remember we were saying earlier how it's like everything happens to him it's like not me this time guys look what happened to these

it's like oh what's the proof oh is that your takeaway like it could be i mean he has ct he wasn't that smart to begin with and you know he's like a guy like i think i'm leaning more towards he's an idiot that is surrounded by evil like Like we said before. Yeah, I'm starting to think that. Well, don't think too much because we got another clip for you. Chin. This one's posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called Bapa is amazed when he finds out sportcasters do their own thorough prep for the shows.

He's interviewing me in this book. I was so impressed when I worked at ESn is there wasn't much prep like those guys they don't realize how good it's like is he in disguise like this is the absurd thing to wear the pink hat the pink hat the good like the thunderbolt green glasses the sweater the rolly i'm assuming and the kick he's just it's like but there's a lot it's a lot that goes into his wardrobe choice i'll tell you what though if we get 500 patrons dude i'm going to dress like this yeah we're gonna start dressing like both of these guys i think this is that's you and the other guy is me yeah get us to that at the page like why would they want that i don't want there's

a guy watching and be like i don't want that we're so close I'm so willing to drink I will go to any lengths to watch the episode from tfk the week before and try to find that outfit we will dress like this we will rent a studio in Calabasas we'll drive up there we'll have Howie Mandel on we'll have uh freaking what's the guy that calls him schwab oh rampage jackson yeah we'll have rampage on we'll have san jose jack johnson on we'll do that we'll keep it busy oh my god dude i will i will do stand up that is so funny i want yeah get us send us links to what this is the diet starts monday be dude pink la hat. Barbie's out. You can wear that to Barbie. You haven't seen it yet.

Those guys. He does look like a weird Oppenheimer Barbie mix. Dude, no, no, no. You're close, but really, if they pan out again, this is Barbie, and that's Oppenheimer. This is Barbie. Is that their job? Let's see. With me, they're like, okay, you didn't go to makeup.

You got 20 minutes. I'm like, cool, but are we going to go over? Right. Verdum came, and you know the fight, i'm like yeah i know like so you're good you have this spot and then you know the host will be there i'm like okay here we go and then i watch other guys get ready and i'm like holy they're so good they're such outliers i'm like oh that's why you guys dude if you would like will screenshot this post on Chang saying, y'all like my Barbenheimer fit? Like, this is, that's great. Oh, really, dude?

We're sleeping on the point of the clip, and I apologize to the chef. I was not even listening. Yeah, not at all. But obviously, the clip's great. Otherwise, why would we be watching it? I haven't even seen it. Yeah, great guy,

great clip, never seen it, but I mean, this is, this is Barbenheimer right here. Brendan Chobb. If you're seeing this, I know he's probably not.

I'm not dumb, right? I know you're coming up, but I want you to know that I will talk to you about watch time on YouTube. I will talk to you about being shadow band on Instagram, but I'm going to ask you about the outfits and how that changes the fact that people want to watch more of your stuff without even hearing you because of what you look like.

If that's if that's the motivation or if he's just like just loves dressing like this, I don't know. I love it. I love the green, the blue or the green pink. It's amazing. It's great and also looks like the glasses are broken. I don't know about that. It could be.

There's not much. They're just boom. For me, I was at Showtime for six years. I was like, the talent, they took care of booking, everything the shows, I'd have to worry about. I'd just show up and be silly and break down fights and be silly. Do your fans like you? Do your fans like you?

Do your fans like you? Alla Akbar. Okay, so basically the point of the clip, I've seen it before. He was amazed that all these people were so ready to go. Right. Like he thought it was just all scripts. Well, obviously he just goes. We know that.

We know that. Well, come on. Oh, is that your takeaway? Exactly. All right. So this one's supposed to be a minimum of sky twenty three zero five. You know what that means be. It's probably going to involve some hands. All right. It's called Bapa tells people don't take his UFC bets. Let's see the laugh factory last Thursday and I walk in. There's a bunch of Vargo's biker gang guy like the legit hats like all in the back like oh my god that's intense so I get a stage I walk out four of them follow me out my god damn so I walk down

like oh we're such big fans I'm like oh cool like we listen the shop show man we bet on your pics I was like oh that's not good I'm making a lot of money man I was like don't listen my my bets there's a lot of YouTube videos about your picks no one I'm sure no one's good at

betting fights it's tough man it's fucking and I'm biased as shit I told him don't bet on my picks I'm biased if I know a guy

bet on my picks I just I don't know whoever's supposed to win doesn't that's usually fighting's tough to win man there's too many ways to lose yeah they don't need enough carbs and shit you don't know. Whoever's supposed to win doesn't. That's usually what happens. Fighting's tough to win, man. There's too many ways to lose.

Yeah, they don't eat enough carbs and shit. You don't know their diet. For real. I know. They have a bad weight cut and something going on in their personal life. I know. Imagine being that guy. It's not like Patrick Mahomes.

I almost went to the gym yesterday. Dude, biker gangs, Antifa, Proud Boys. What do they all have in common? Brennan Shop. Yeah. They're all like, man, we bet on that fight. He said that Conor McGregor would beat Floyd Mayweather. Damn it.

I'm out $500. It's a log bust. You go broke listening to Shop. I don't know much about sports betting. It's not legal in California, right? Well, yeah, I don't really. I know that you can't do like fan duel or like the live betting. I don't think that's allowed because they were trying to pass something

in the last vote and it got crushed like the live, which I'm a call it draft King's handle draft. Yeah, you can't do anything. I have draft pig. Fuck can't do that though. I never bet it on it it but like so shops able to bet in the state of california but like not live betting he has to be like and that's an interesting point i don't know if he's doing it legal i mean i know that you can accusing him of that yeah i

know that you can like if there's ways to do it like if movato maybe because movato is like in another place or something like that or if you have a bookie, but that's not legal. I don't think maybe has somebody out of state, but then as an interstate, I don't know. I'm not. I'm not a lawyer. I'm just saying because he's people are betting on things he's saying, and he's not even putting money on it.

Oh, yeah, he's not been. Yeah, I think what he means is that he's like saying these are what his take these predictions are. Yeah, so he's using the wrong word there. Shocker. Shocker. Shocker. All right, so this one's posted by Tiger Summer 2023 Beast.

It's called Chris is the victim of sex addiction. Let's see. I haven't seen this. I did you watch this episode? Now I saw some of this because someone posted in the discord and Richard reloaded. Okay, the guy's been doing a lot of memes.

Oh yeah, shout out to Richard. Good work. Good work. Solid boner. Oh, okay. That guy's been doing a lot of memes. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Richard Reloaded. Good work, good work. Solid boner alert. Boner alert! Oh, yeah. Where has that been the whole time?

Yeah. But it's not recognized by the DSM. I have a lot of things that the DSM don't recognize. That's true. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. What's the DSM? I have no idea.

Okay, cool. Yeah. By the way, they recognize hoarding, don't they? I know. It's so weird that sex addiction isn't added. Yeah, how do you know I'm talking about sex addiction? So, yeah, they have hoarding and shit. And like, they talk about gambling, right?

And I don't know if they have gambling. I think that the DSM is like the American Medical Association with salsa on it. Oh, okay. Got it. Got it. Got it. The redacted. it. Oh, okay. Got it, got it, got it. The redacted... Okay.

Ever eating? The redacted medical association. Exactly. It's like, dude... I mean, yeah, if gambling is one, sex is so odd. It's like, dude,

that's your takeaway? Obviously one, but... It's the same thing as gambling. There are no talks about it, though. Yeah, I know. Forever. That's never going to happen. Insurance companies

don't want to pay for it. He gets real. Dude, he gets real sometimes. Is that what you think it is? Yeah, dude. It's the insurance company. They don't want to have to pay for fucking rehab and shit. That had to come out of my pockets. Didn't make it dead. Dicey dicey.

Dicey dicey. Not much to say about that one. You go to rehab and you're just like I can't stop having sex with people that I've asked to have sex with. Alright, so I can't stop having sex with people that I've asked to have sex with. All right. So this one is posted by haphazard. Shout out the homie.

It's called I'm in the business of likability. Let's see. No, it's funny. He's what if the woman showed up and she just like, I'm just like, oh, you didn't marry her. Did you? And he's just like, yeah. You guys told me. No, but look at her. She's just like, I don't like, you know, like you? And he's just like, yeah. You guys told me to. But look at her.

She's just like, I don't like, you know, like. Oh, she's like this. She's smoking and smoking here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like legitimately funny to me. I enjoyed that. I'm a little French. I got a little part French. Yeah. And I enjoyed

that impersonation. Oh, she's like this. Old French lady nails it. So my great grandmother was like came over in Ellis Island. Did I see it? No, it wasn't old enough to see through croissants at him. Yeah, she she threw

croissant, you know, French cookies. What's that like a croissant with croissant with snails on it? Yes. Wait, wait. Oh, man. Oh, no.

I thought that might be what he was doing, but I was going to let it go and just hope it wasn't. Got it. It's just redacted. Brandon. Yeah, not good. And you don't want to well you never know i know because then i'd be like don't do it right we know so you think we should have asked her yeah

yeah yeah was that there at uh the high school and middle school that i went to they let the special needs there's a special needs school and they had them sell otis spunkmeyer cookies to us so we would literally buy them oh good cookies oh okay yeah none of them are french though sadly thing oh man guys you guys it's got dark man look no it's oh my god dark it's got redacted yeah it got redacted man i i am holding hope for the day that Brendan starts to do the shop isms consciously. Yeah, no, I mean if he if he leaned into it, as we've said many times, I can be something big. Yeah, huge, huge. He'll be he'll be like Theo Von B. This one's posted by weekend warrior. It's

called new personality incoming. He's a nerd. He loves filtration systems. See, daddy likes it. I always ask him. Perfect start. Boner alert. If you want to. Yeah, don't worry. No, daddy likes it.

If you want to get me listening. Yeah. You start a sentence with daddy. When Shab starts daddy, I'm all ears, papa. On the back, because I like to look at the filtration systems because i'm a nerd you do pretty much the opposite of a nerd i would say yeah although you did sell comic books to old men at one point so that is a little nerdy yeah i love the it's insane these filtration room for the filter it's two brand counts talking to each other what what are the odds. It's two brand cows talking to each other. What, what are the odds that he's actually setting up these things in his house

that all these like fish tanks and all this stuff, is he doing that? Maybe he is. And maybe he does have some sort of technical savvy that we are, you know, discounting and like, or does he pay people to do it? I think there's no chance he does it himself.

I think he's paying people to do it. Maybe I, I, he seems to, he seems to be asserting that he is doing this stuff himself yeah i'm not sure good question though because like you i've known repair guys that uh well not a lot in la that every repair guy is like the biggest moron on earth but back home like repair guys they would do a good job but they were not like when you talk to them they were kind of slow well not slow as they're uh now i sound like i give up i give up

trations millions of dollars in itself well to answer your question no he's not putting together the filtration system obviously like he's i don't know it's the same as the showtime thing he's just he he sees the people doing, and I do this too. I'm like shop, dude. You know what I mean? I'm his biggest fan, but like I'll see somebody doing something and imagine myself doing it. And there's probably some like, I don't know,

lost in translation sort of like I imagine this. And this is when he's saying it. He's acting like he did it. Yeah, I feel even more dumb. I think the both of us there, like the, I don't know what you were saying and then i was thinking about the repair guy the repair guy i specifically i was talking about one specific guy he was slow as hell good at his job and i think he probably is

a veteran and now i'm just even digging the hole even deeper just digging it deeper papa yeah but he's a good guy smarter than me just not the fastest when talking sometimes we just go you know alright so the engineers have to build the filtration system all the waste the food

circulating the water the bacteria right remember they gotta import they gotta import salt water in there all those aquariums

oh so they can't they can't they usually have ocean water you can but it doesn't have like it'd take forever for it to cycle so the fish is healthy in there he just has an ocean of bullshit in his head he can really

he really just goes like he's just saying shit yeah as if it's true i don't know if it's true because i'm redacted too but i just have a feeling it's not right yeah because how would he know all this stuff he acts like he's a guy that knows everything, but he knows almost nothing close to nothing right close to nothing, but also on top of all that he enjoys it too, though he's not really like oh fuck. I didn't know that for real. He doesn't really like backtrack and to try to fix what he said already. It's impossible to tell whether he knows that he doesn't know or not. He's like I'm just podcasting be I just go he's the inception of stupid like his answer to everything is like

yeah, but it's a podcast. I can't look up everything while I'm doing it. You know, I want him to interview. I want to interview Christopher Nolan to those two to talk. That'd be nice. Okay, this one's all I do is lie to you. We got a lot of clips today be we're already almost at an hour. Whoa, it's a Bapa Tom

about the upcoming cow bass FC co-host. I think we're in help me. We're already almost at an hour. Whoa. It's Bapa Tom about the upcoming Cowbass FC co-host. I think we're at nine minutes and 30 seconds. Help me. We're at nine minutes and 30 seconds. Oh, yeah. There's only 30 seconds left. Let's see. You always hit me up, brother. You always help me out. I told you I'm like, yo, I need a guest for Fight Companion. I'm in, dog.

So who's there? Ryan? You got the money. Ryan might have something at Vegas they I just talked to him before I talked to you yes something Vegas runs it you know what Ryan's like feel fun I'm down I don't want that he just Brantley pulls into my gym sometimes we film video like he's such a good dude I fucking love Ryan you know my favorite people but like last companion an hour before he's like oh dude I'm in Vegas I'm like well cool so you got an hour to get he's like oh dude I'm in Vegas I'm like

well cool so you got an hour to get he's like I can't man okay could you have told me this two days ago he's like I literally just flew here I'm like okay this week he's like ah do I'm in Vegas again I'm like I know I'm gonna tell them I'm gonna tell like we committed two weeks ago dude I'll be no my team makes me go to so but it'd be you me me, Chido Vera. Do you know Chido? Yeah. He's like top five, you know, 45 in the world. He's great.

Yeah. Yeah. It'd be fun, man. I'm excited. What, eight o'clock? Seven. Fi Companion. The Carl Bassett Fi Companion with Bradley Moss.

Wow. Yeah. I don't know. We're going to watch it and be different. Yeah, I don't know if I'm like game to watch the whole thing. It's just like Jesus Christ, dude clips are different. You know what I mean? But we'll see how that goes. This one's posted by Julian Calabasas. What are they going to bully him for is the title. Let's see. You always got to think what the kids are going to bully him the name for. Oh, well,

that's what I always do. Yeah. What are they going to bully him for? I mean, they're going to get bullied anyway, you know? Yeah, but the name's too easy. Not my kids. You named your sons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You Tiger and Boston. Yeah. What are you a place?

They're just trying to talk sense to him. They're like, but you sense. So they're like, but you you're different and all the man is cocoa. Aren't you embarrassed? You named your son's tiger it bust almost like a dice clay to yeah

yeah, that was a that that that clip could use more seasoning. Not really much there. Pick your redickery doc. You named your son. Thank you. This one's posted by all I do is lie to you. JRE companion talk.

Of course, dude, they're going to talk about Jerry. Let's see. I love this. Your fight committee is so fun because it's just like you're just chilling with the boys fucking drinking and it's funny. I just I also love how much shit you got originally because like they were like this was joe rogan's thing yeah that was joe started it yeah but it's just funny because he stopped it and i think you were like yo can i continue this yeah joe's the one who gave me the idea to do it i just love him

next week i'm in austin with rogan doing his fight companion he called me he's like let's do fight command man but first of all he's wrong he's a handler so he still does him periodically just with me the original crew me eddie bravo and brian callen so the three of us are flying out next week to rogan hey real quick can i ask you a question yeah do you think that joe rogan has seen the movie oppenheimer do you think he watched it yeah and when he watched it do you think any part of him is watching Oppenheimer? Do you think he watched it? Yeah. And when he watched it, do you think any part of him is watching Oppenheimer make the nuclear bomb and thinking,

wow, this is me, but with comedy. Yeah. I made the Gringo Poppy. I am the destroyer of worlds. I am the destroyer of audiences, good times. Yeah.

I honestly, I think that Joe, an argument could be made that Joe Rogan is the Oppenheimer of comedy. Yeah, right. He made the worst comedian of all time. Brennan shop. He might be the Einstein and then Oppenheimer is yet to come. You know what I mean? He just like there's going to be something worse than ring. Oh, poppy. Oh, whoa, dude, that's dark. You know, they always say we just got dark we just got dark yeah

i well i pray there is dude because gringo poppy makes me laugh every time uh this one's posted by all i do is lie to you it's called the future's nasa bright for papa's upcoming events let's see what this is i'm at skank fest in las vegas that's right skank fest las vegas Vegas, September 29th through October 1st. Get you some. No comedians think Brendan Schaub's funny. It's boring to say that at this point. And then next weekend, I'll be joining Joe Rogan, Eddie Bravo, and Brian Cowan for a fight companion on JRE for our boy Corey Sanahagen versus Rob Font.

That's a fight night. I'll be at Cap Cities in Austin. A little thick bird might be there, too. I know. I want to try to sneak. When is the companion, though? You know, during fight times. I know.

During fight hours, bro. I think we're going to do prelims earlier. Ah, nah. You're going to miss it. Damn it. Austin, I will be with Brian for Saturday, right? Because I'm going to be a companion. You're a pussy, you know.

Yep. Yep. In Phoenix, Arizona, two shows, one night, Friday night, August 11th. Hopefully it's not burning hot. Phoenix, Arizona, we do not like Brendan. You've sold seven tickets. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's not working, man.

I mean, in all fairness to Brendan, I do hear that it's tough to sell tickets in Arizona. Well, right now, Arizona is a hundred and eighteen degrees. Yeah, so I don't know if people are going out to see a gringo poppy life. Yeah, a big comedian told me that they they don't like to see big comedians there. Oh, they like to go to like the niche comedians that are coming up. Oh, that sounds like something for us to do. Yeah, interesting, very interesting. Well, if you're in Arizona, we're a hop, skip and a jump

away be. Yeah, we're not too far from Arizona. What is that small dick and hairy thing? He said before every slap dick and hair. Yeah, every every slap dick and hairy in our Arizona let us know. Yeah, yeah, we want to go on the road dog. We do this one's a this is the

last clip for today. Finally, dude, fucking here. Yeah, not nine fifty pretty nine fifty five kind of hope this happens for the chips, but it likely won't posted by all I do is lie to you. You know, one of my favorite shows is ghost adventures with my boy

Zach baggage back to that Gillette Ranch. So I take Zach, I go, dude, just got done with your new episode at that Gillette Ranch. I go, I live like five minutes from there. I'm there all the time. My kid goes, oof. And I go, yeah, I had no clue. I said, that's dope. You know, that hunt stuff is dope. And then he goes,

yeah, man, are you down to come back on? I said, dude, this is my favorite show. I love that stuff. And I go, which one are you doing next he was the one we're doing next not is not scary enough for you he's like let's wait till we have like the most scary like most the history one and then I'm gonna call you as a guy and say less yeah I love that shit yeah that's been going on for a long time what you know he loves it when he rubs

his knee oh that's that the tell I'm just yeah yeah yeah Brendan has tells that's something we haven't really thought about is Twitter has tells I love that shit excuse me sir Ghost Adventures ready for this

28 seasons he's got all the money damn he's got all the money he's got all the money you got a show that goes that long 28 seasons

can we come up with a show that everybody would watch can we come up with something can we just do that oh no no i want you to tell me what happened down here dude chav is such a perfect guest for a ghost show because obviously he believes in the ghost. No question about that. Yeah.

Definitely going to get scared. Hilarious. And the guy is clearly just telling him that so he can postpone Shab being on it. We're going to get something really scary for you. Yeah, dude. And then his producer is like, okay, good, good, good. Keep telling him that.

Keep telling him that. All right, that's our show. Thanks for tuning in. See you next week.