10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub DOESN'T believe in CANCEL CULTURE! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #7

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

Seventh episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

All right, Papa. You know what time it is, don't you? 10 minutes of Shob. 10 minutes of Shob. Get the clips ready. Another episode about to drop right now. All right. All right.

We got a clip here. Obviously, shout out to the Reddit, TFatK. We get all the clips from the TFatK, right? Most of them, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Again, to each their own.

It fucked a lot of people up, man. And some people passed away, and I get all that. But for me as an individual, I was fine. I so want to know what he's talking about. Just the casualness. And some people died. I hope it's something.

He's talking about Uvalde. He's like, these cops have a hard job. Just kidding. Sorry. There's so much to talk about that already. That would be insane if he was doing that. Then he is. We're all through so much to talk about that already. That would be insane. Yeah. Then he is. We're all through the pandemic and all like that. I'm super blessed, but I did wear your mask when you have to. I fucking, I did it.

And I got all three variants. What a hero. Yeah. You brought it home. You're a nightmare. I brought it. What you're saying is you were absolutely wildly reckless and got everybody sick. Yeah.

When I went again. He's like, oh no, I just when i when i went again he's like oh no i just got owned by this guy like there's like fear in his eyes he's like do i have to say something back now or is this just no he's my friend i think but uh for whatever reason shop really does not care about the pandemic yeah he's constantly talking about how people are like overusing mass and like too worried about safety and all this stuff. Yeah. It's like, yeah.

And why would he think that, why would this guy with a shirt that says thick with three C's on it and a donut dripping think that he knows better than like doctors and other people that have common sense? Well, speaking of a thick with three donuts, we got this clip here. You know, I have a lawsuit against this YouTuber who's a small-time YouTuber. You know, I thought you didn't get down with cancel culture. I don't any fat. He's doing this for our entertainment. At this point, it feels like, you know, just like. But there's such conviction in his voice.

I guess. But just the closeness of like the um being hypocritical there like for the first thing he says is like i have a lawsuit against this youtuber and then he goes but you know i'm not like for that whole cancel culture thing like you're canceling that is definitely canceling but that was also edited so they probably put that part from one part and then the second part from another part of the podcast yeah you're right yeah still i mean edit they edit it to make it look like that, but at the same time, both things exist, right?

Yeah. So on the one hand, he's suing some guy. Could be us. Yeah. Could be anybody making fun of Schaub because everybody is now. Or, you know, fucking, I just lost my train of thought because Schaub got in my brain. I just pulled a Schaub myself.

Also, Brian Callen showed up on your TV screen, so that's why. Yeah, I got in my brain. I just pulled a shot myself. All right. You also, Brian Callen showed up on your TV screen. So that's why. Yeah, I got a little bit. I was like, what? So this is the top clip of today on Reddit.

On the fighter and the kid. Yeah. Okay. Then. So for 60 days, they have to go into jail, like jail, jail,

like a nasty jail and they're undercover. And so they, the, before they go in, like the, you know, the sheriff and the person who runs, you know they the before they go in like the you know the sheriff and the person who runs you know the warden tell them like you got to get your story straight because when you're the new guy in there they're gonna ask you why you're in there and it better be fucking ear tight because you're gonna sniff it out if they find out that you're a plant

it's trouble like we got to get you out of there you start rubbing your neck we know to get you out there's a problem weekend because they recalled the district attorney when they there's one guy in there and clearly has some issues but he was married i think he had a kid and you got a kid bro when he was talking in the beginning callan's face his eyes looked like he was scared that shop was going to say something so stupid yeah that it could like crater the show or whatever yeah there's a moment of realization like why do I work with him why do I work with him Callan's probably going to be always on his toes with Schaub you know just like waiting like okay all right what is he saying now yeah make

sure he doesn't hurt like you know harm the show or himself yeah with his horrible words I didn't understand any of that again yeah Yeah. Another thing he's talking about jail and plants. I mean like it's so weird for them to be talking about that. Yeah I don't know why they would be. Maybe just watch an episode of Lockup or something like that. Shab is the kind of guy that watches things on TV

and then doesn't understand it and then tells you like what he comprehended you know. Yeah. Like a 10 minute thing like the last 10 minute thing you're talking about dinosaurs. So we learn about whether dinosaurs are fast or not. And he assumes that people are too afraid of velociraptors or something like that. But I love the zoom in thing.

And the ear thing, I mean, that can't be helped. But the fingers, when he's doing the finger thing, these guys are pretty smart. Yep. Well, it's body language, you know? Some of my favorite YouTube channels is body language experts. But the fingers when he's doing the finger thing. Yeah. And these guys are pretty, they're pretty smart. Yep. Yeah. Well, it's body language, you know. Those are some of my favorite YouTube channels is body language experts. Shab's like, when you touch your neck, they let you go.

What does it mean when Shab wrinkles his nose? Let's see if there's anything else in those last 20 seconds. Yeah. What are we doing? Yeah. Yeah. You got a kid. Well, he gets out after whatever.

I think they just put in a donkey thing. I don't know why. Oh, he did? Bring gangs and stuff before? Oh, here we go. He was charged with rape. Oh. Rape and assault. Okay.

I hope whatever we do, we never look like that. Okay. I saw this. These two black dudes reviewing the gringo poppy oh nice i wanted to see it yeah i want to see their genuine reaction hell yeah let's see here i think it's the salsa part where he's doing like the mexican cookie no the words where he's like pico de gallo oh god that's even that's the worst part yeah their faces Their faces.

Pico de gallo. Pico de gallo. My favorite chili. Every night though, every night, seven years later, every fucking night. I know I look at her and she's like, what the fuck is happening right now? Is he not a Puerto Rican shortstop for the Dodgers? What the fuck is happening?

You know, like a bad laugh when they're laughing. Yeah, you can tell that they're smiling and laughing because they're so surprised that someone is doing this. I love the,

that's what's so funny about the, because sometimes I'll watch our 10 minute clips and i'm like i don't know what people see in this yeah but the people legit they like the reaction of us just like watching it not laughing at all yeah you know he's right he tries these jokes and then you and me are stone-faced if not angry and it's just enjoyable to watch it like that oh that looked like it looked like two the two black guys watching like Bob Cousy

play basketball instead of Kobe Bryant or something like that yeah yeah alright so this is one of the highest

clips of the week on the TFAT Cave subreddit here goes I've never seen it man everybody knows you have accounts dude you have sub accounts

you have other accounts Bobby has accounts in your name we all know you have sub accounts you have other accounts bobby has accounts in your name we all know you have fucking accounts on there whatever the fuck you guys have going on whatever you guys have going on it's fucking retarded jesus christ it's like the shittiest game of clue this is just theo being funny? I think so. Let's see if, like, there's only 30 seconds left. Shob's in it laughing.

Yeah. The shittiest fucking game of Clue. This game sucks, man, dude. Huh. I mean, I like that that was funny. Good job, Theo. Even Shob had to admit that. Shob doesn't even know what's going on anymore.

He's angry and it's ruining his life and it really affects him. But at the same time, apparently it's a joke and it's hilarious to talk about. Like he's fake accounts and all that stuff. I don't get it. What an idiot. Oh, really, dude? Oh, really, dude? You do it way better than I do. I've been practicing a lot. So, you know,

all right. I have to really love it. This one is about, uh, weeks after exposing Bobby and Kalilah. Okay. Shabs talk shit about, uh, other guys,

side pieces. Here it goes. The fight club rules are, don't exist anymore. Like the inside baseball rules where there's rules to the fight game and to baseball that are unspoken. You don't go after people's family, wives, girlfriends. You know when a guy has side pieces?

That's right. We don't talk about that. And that's right. That's how it should be. It's called decency. Side pieces. It's called rules. Exactly.

But these kids lost the rules because they're getting clipped. Yeah, the younger generation is wrong about that. I agree 100%. Yeah, they're wrong about it. And that's where maybe older people come in and go, this is wrong. I knew it's shiny and you're going to swallow it, but there's a hook on that. I agree 100%. Yeah, they're wrong about it. And that's where maybe older people come in and go, this is wrong. I knew it's shiny and you're going to swallow it, but there's a hook on that. I love the idea of older people coming in and being like, listen, women are side pieces. That's what we call them, side pieces. And we don't talk about them, okay? If a man is married and he wants them strange, like they start like old 60s 60s something like jordan peters

and also one other thing you woke moralists if a man decides to cheat on a woman with his with his side pig slam slam pig then it's fine i forgot what that guy sounds like thick and then he's got the gigantic thick thing oh with the donuts by the way um i'm gonna die we gotta we kind of got a sponsor what yeah this was 40 45 seconds left so this will probably wrap it up but um i he's i were supposed to shout him out when we do the next episode because this uh do you know uh brendan wals comedian? Oh, shit. I saw that. Yeah, he DM'd me and he was like, hey, man, just pick anything you want. And he sent me the shop website with the Thick Boy Squad.

What? He was like, you pick anything you want, you wear it, I'll buy it. And I got the confirmation today that it's on the way. It's been shipped. So all I have to do is wear the shirt on the next 10 minutes of shop and shout out Walsh. I'm giving him a pre-shout out. So that's crazy.

I used to watch that guy stand. I told him, I was like, I used to watch your shit. And there's the, there's a 10 minutes, but I used to watch your shit when I moved here to LA. So this is getting big,

dude. We got a sponsor. Next, there's going to be a new thick boy school. I won't tell you which t-shirt it is yet. You'll have to wait and see, but I'm going to wear it, shout him out I fucking love Brendan Walsh

I know, he's legit The Unbookables, dude, have you seen that? No, I haven't seen that You have to watch that Thanks for tuning in I saw that he liked something or whatever on Twitter and I was like, oh shit, Brendan Walsh I know, that's pretty much exactly the same kind of thing.

Wow. See, anything can happen at Tim as a shop. See you later, Bapa. Crazy. Thank you, Chan. Oh, really, dude? It just doesn't stop. If I never stop recording, you keep going.

Yeah, stop. Stop recording.