10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub DYES HIS MUSTACHE BLACK | 10 Minutes of Schaub #76

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

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I can't help to leave a ghost inside of his mind These haters out to get him, Tiger Bell is behind I can't stop my dick, it's cause I go and run drinks Down on Santa Monica where drugs are for chicks Whoa, come on and walk me. Whoa, come on and walk me. Whoa, come on and walk me. Whoa, you've got your podcast.

Whoa, I've got my black belt. Whoa, you've got your sweat in i got my big dick one take welcome back to 10 minutes of shop welcome back to 10 minutes of shop boner alert we're back we were gone but the content still came at you daddy oh really he's like is that too much um but anyways we we were gone we're back thanks for tuning back in yeah it's 10 minutes of Shab, but that is not why you're here. What you're here is to watch 10 minutes of Shab.

So play the chin clip. Start the timer now. Yeah. Unfortunately, they're not here for us, daddy. They're here for Shab. We didn't matter. We do not matter. Do you then count? But we're here to fucking hit you some hot content. It's a little light at Chang's, even though we were gone for two weeks.

Fucking, but I did my best to pull all the stuff we missed. This one's posted by a haphazard. It's called. We all owe him an apology. He truly is an expert in trugs and truck modding. No shout out to Hapar. God,

I like this. I want to, I want to shave my face now to get this mustache. Oh yeah, that's a new thing is the mustache. It's like the mud, but what I was not, it looks like the tiger thick has, it's like a rain tiger thick crossover

the way, you know, it's almost like it's part of it. What about that? You actually predicted that. Remember? Yeah. That's crazy. You did in our Bracken Tweets episode. Put some tiger thick in the rain, but then just put 0% tiger thick on the back of it. You know what I mean? Let's see here.

Niagara Falls, New York. Oh, it's such a bad mistake. Started it hard. Yikes. Yeah. About 20 minutes outside Buffalo. Spent the entire weekend there. Before that, I was in Orlando, went to the Olympia.

Miss Seema. I miss Seema. I can't tell you how much that really irks me. I miss Seema. Miss Seema. I miss Seema. I can't tell you how much that really hurts me. I miss Seema. Miss Seema. What does that mean? I don't know. He went to Olympia.

It sounds like he's speaking a foreign language right now. Yeah. Like he's like, I went to Olympia. Miss Seema. It's like a broken version of some foreign European language. Because he has a mustache, too. He's speaking Brian Callen Medicine Man right now. He called it.

Let's see. I'm so much fun doing stuff I love with car builds and superchargers and blowers and valves and wheels and tires and all sorts of stuff I want to see. But, no, I was at the Olympia staring at dudes. So quite the difference, fam. That's all right. That's all right. People sent me pictures.

It wasn't as lit looking at dudes, fam, period T. You hear me? Straight talk wireless. Straight talk wireless. I'd prefer seeing Messina instead of dudes because I'm not. There's a Mexican dudes. Let's see. I have friends, fam. That's all right. That's all right. People sent me pictures. This is just the same Niagara Falls. Never been. I'm 40. So I felt like it's time to grow up, grow a mustache, and go check out Niagara Falls. What?

Listen, we're just as dumb as shop for most of the time, right? Aren't superchargers and blowers the same thing? Dude, you would know. I don't know. I don't know. I just went on a limb right now. You left me out there, dude. No, I have no idea.

You're the guy that puts in my headlights, man. I don't know Jack. Is a blower a supercharger? Okay. Both names describe the same thing. Yep. Oh,'t know Jack. Is a blower a supercharger? Both names describe the same thing. Oh, there you call it. Best brains, man. Family of mine are all mechanics. Alright, well that was

redacted. That one was crazy. It really didn't sound like you were speaking English. I had no idea you were talking about drugs, but maybe I'm redacted. It's quite possible. I know you saw how fast I can type, dude. You're fucking jealous, dude. I'm glad. That's why, yeah, you got the best brains for your fingers.

You know who else has the best brains? Username Brendan is a hack with a lot of underscores, dude. You like that little transition? He's good. It's called Brendan Chop Tells His Biggest Lie Yet. Uh-oh. And he just posted this, dude. Damn. Yeah, so let's see. And he just posted this, dude. Damn.

Yeah, so let's see. Everything's just weird. Pause it. Sorry. All automatically go wrong. I just, should we, what's his biggest lie? Yeah, we, you know, we do the prediction. I already know what it is.

Predictions. Oh, that's right. Okay, so it's up to me. You got it. You know what? You're not going to be able to guess. I honestly think. Damn. But we mentioned it already at the top of the're not going to be able to guess. I honestly think,

but we mentioned it already at the top of the show. When we first saw Brendan's face, what do we notice? The mustache. Okay, so it's about the mustache. Yes. Eminem told him to get a mustache. It's a terrible guess.

That's all I got. I like to guess, but it's wrong. Unfortunately, let's see. Everything's just weird. Do you dye your mustache? No. That's all I got. I like to guess, but it's wrong. Unfortunately, let's see. Everything's just it's just weird like you still do you die your mustache? No,

man man with the darkest mustache of all time. It's like a comedy bit. This is like SNL level comedy sketch. Yeah, I think he knows that he's lying though because in another bit in another bit, in another clip,

he mentions like the lie about Rogaine. So. Oh, he, what's the lie about Rogaine? I didn't watch the whole clip. I just saw the beginning and he says that. Just for,

so, okay. I don't know what Rogaine is. Just for men. Rogaine is to grow your hair. You know all about that. Yeah. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's okay. It's okay. I also, there's, unfortunately, there's no kind of rogaine thing for your teeth oh yeah you know or anything to shrink your gums yeah so i'm just

stuck i'm stuck daddy but you know i'm a bald guy that slangs dick so it's all good it does look like just for men that's what you're thinking of i think just for men let's see here let's see the rest of this i don't dye my hair though oh same here my beard hair yeah you can see the whites i have a bunch of white hair dude dude. Oh, really? Yeah. We're old. We're old dogs, dude. Let's see. Do you dye your mustache? No. That's crazy how dark that is.

Compared to like you having some gray. But as it keeps going, but if I trim it so it starts off and then it gets gray. So if it gets longer, it gets like it's gray gray. It actually gets longer, it gets gray gray. It actually doesn't make any sense. No.

So that's definitely an XJ hotline thing. Ring, ring. Yeah, no, he uses just for men. It's really black. I don't know why he would say that one. Yeah. Thanks for calling. It's evident.

It is evident. Yes, I know. Yeah, you can get a refund. Your view back. Your view. You can get your view back. They tick off a view on fighter, two fighter and the key, two fighter and the cake T fire in the K grand. All right, so this is another haphazard. Oh, I like T fighter in the K grand. That's pretty good, right?azard. Talking about your best friend, question

mark. Let's see what it is. You're not going to know how it's going to go. There's no advice. You're going to know how to do it because of humanity and how it's endured. And you're going to love your child, I hope. I can't believe that there's people out there that

have kids and aren't around for them. Are you talking about Brian? That was good. Yeah, dude. That was a solid saying there. Yeah. Yeah.

You can change his name to Cooney. Tom bout. Tom bout. Tom bout. If you say it too fast, it's a little bit like shot every time. Tom bout. Yeah. All right. So I think this is the one where he addresses the just for men lie.

Okay, so it's posted by Joe de mofo. Joe de mofo. The subjects summarizing 10 years of their podcast. Self-awareness is definitely not a T fat K trait be. Let's see. And this is what happened. You're you're panicking. Do you think you lied about that tattoo like I lied about using just for men? Oh, so i'm redacted. I said roging. That's like they're pretty similar. Yeah, you know yeah, let's see this is a street corner. I used to get butt

fucked in Pennsylvania. You yeah, you you will get to your mustache in a little bit because I I want to talk about that what's wrong with it. No, we'll talk. We'll get to your mustache in a little bit because I want to talk about that. What's wrong with it? No, we'll talk. We'll talk. Something's wrong with it. That's what Saddam Hussein.

What? Yeah. Well, you look very, very Mario Brothers Italian. Right? You do. It's me, Mario. So you got that. So now...

Okay. So what I noticed about that clip is Schaub tries to get ahead of the insult, but he's not good at comedy. So his insult that he thinks they're going to level at him is so bad. And it's also outdated. These guys, it's almost as if they paid attention to things in the 2000s and then just checked out.

They're like, I'm never going to get another... Saddam Hussein. Who's going to call him Saddam Hussein? That's like a political insult. Like old dudes. Saddam Hussein, like some old racist guy might say that. It just doesn't work. And he tries to get ahead of the just for

men thing too, like you mentioned, because he clearly used something to dye his mustache it's jet black and there's so many other videos of him with the white mustache he's like what yeah that's true that's a good point there's this subreddit has hit a whole history of well white so but how did it get black why even lie yeah why lie all i lie? All I do is lie. That's why. That's why. Yeah. Which rest in peace to all I do is lie to you. He's I'm pretty sure he got could do stuff. What do you think about the Mario insult?

I mean, it's just true. He does look like a Mario brother. It's a me Scoob doing the whole Italian speaking afterwards is kind of redacted. What if I was like, he'd be good at it. What if I was like doing the whole time speak thing is kind of redacted. What if I was like... You'd think he'd be good at it. What if I was like, doing the whole Italian speaking thing is the funniest thing of all time. Why?

Yeah, like D'Elia should be good at that, right? I guess. Hating on people? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he does that kind of stuff. And then that's fucking Callan's bread and butter, dude. I am a plumber in a fantasy world.

Not even offensive when they do it. They're both Italian. Yeah. They are? Yeah. D'Elia? Oh, yeah. In Callan, we watch his whole shit. We know he's Italian, or at least half Italian. Yep. Italians are known to diddle. His dad doesn't sound Italian, though. Remember? His dad's like, That's literally

exactly what he said his dad sounds like. He would look out into the landscape of the world and be like, hey, can you imagine if he saw if he saw the T fat K podcast? You'd probably be doing a lot of that. Maybe he saw the future and he was like, oh, yeah, my son. That's why he was doing that. Yeah. Now it's more realistic.

All right, let's get to another clip. That's realistic. See that little transition. I'm working on it. Yeah, your balls deep in transitions. This one's posted by money vine, I guess, or seven. I didler hates Brian podcast and Bapa outs Brian for name dropping Rogan. Yeah. All right, let's see what this is about here. I have a request. Okay, I have a request. I'm coming from my groundbreaking podcast, Off Limits, from speaking to... Oh, you changed the name again? Yeah. Off Limits.

I was thinking about that. It's just, it's hacky to even talk about it, but it's one of those like, Off Limit. Triggered. Yeah. Trigonometry. Fucking canceled. Daddy.

Daddy. Daddy would be an interesting name for these fucking canceled. Daddy. Yeah. Daddy would be an interesting name for these fucking people. How would we make raccoon tweeties like free speech type? Um, the raccoon speaks. I'm trying to, I'm trying to think of things where you get like banned because you can get banned from comedy or like, um, record tweet is uncensored that's better yeah lottery mike i'm just doing over like shit time in between there's been mental mind something uh like i forget what his podcast was like my it's something mma but like different words oh uh mental mind activity or

some shit like that for brian he's so dumb and then i forget what it was called before off limits but uh you know it should be called um post la times that's it yeah i thought you're gonna go with the redact oh yeah the problem with those kind of things with this guy is that nothing he talks about is interesting or off limits. So why name it something like that? They make the names of these podcasts way too epic for what is actually in them. They're like, we're going to talk about shit we're not allowed to talk about. We're going to confront the left silencing us.

And then you turn it on and they're like talking about dicks and they're, you know, they're when their show is. Yep. Oh man. Don't tell us about when Melbourne is. I'm so scared. I'm so scared that you're performing this week in Tulsa. Oh dude.

Another good one. The canceled show. That's what it, that's the real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're, they're not canceled as in like, like, you know, they're being silenced. They're canceled as in literally the venue called them up like,

hey, yeah, sorry, Brian, but, you know, we just can't do a show if only 20 or 30 tickets got sold. You know. He's like, yeah, I know. Yeah. Sorry. I guess I'm not coming to Melbourne this week. Yeah.

Tracy Morgan just sold out two weekends. Do a worse comic. Okay. coming to Melbourne this week. Yeah, Tracy Morgan just sold out two weekends. Do a worse coming again who Amy Schumer actually just sold out this week. So yeah, she's got Amy is doing really well. She got she's got a big social media presence lately. She's got a hot twenty on booker raton right now. Do you eggs? They see they see all right here off limits because the shit I talk about is so off limits, bro. Guys, you're fucking cute.

No, listen. It should be called off air. Guys, be cool. Guys, be cool about my newest effort about branding. What is it? It's called off limits because the shit I deal with

is off limits because it's off limits because the intellectual space I'm in. Dude, that's so stupid. No, it's not. Off limits. No, no, it's like dangerously off limits because it's off limits because the intellectuals so stupid. No, it's not off limits. No, no,

it's like dangerously off limits, but listen, yeah, dude. Yeah, because I'm changing the conversation. He doesn't want to do it anymore. He's traumatized.

He can't say a really dude anymore. It's kind of like how the Spanish speaking people can't say gringo poppy yeah chris can't say uh oh really dude it's over that's great yikes why is he dressed like a human ninja turtle you know like a delia green green sunglasses he kind of okay that's swinging a mess for me he does look like a like a what does it call the Gen Z Ninja Turtle. Yeah, or like yeah, it doesn't feel good. It doesn't feel good. He looks kind of like the Riddler. Then so the diddler, the Riddler.

Oh, yeah, dude, this is a black. Shut up. Play the clip. Get me out of here. You're my friend. I don't like Callan. What else does he look like to shut it? The mask. I'm off limits. Okay, some of the stuff i do will get fucking keep you busy dude off air good zinger dude come on no he said that if you had said off

if when i said off limits you'd be like how about off air you missed that's a missed opportunity for you okay leaving stuff on the table chef shop already did that i know that's i'm saying you're calling it come on man i'm playing 4D chess. You're over there. Let's start the episode. Jagging off. Let's see. Oh, yeah, man.

Yeah, be honest. Don't do that. You know what I heard, though? I was in Casey's office right next to it, and I hear they wrapped the interview, and Brian goes, you know Joe Rogan? The guy goes, yeah. Brian goes, man, I got to get you in with him. Hey, bro.

Don't toss that around. I didn't say that that was based on a conversation that happened beforehand about that you're taking everything out of context let me get to my point you're saying it's fake news no let me get to my point yeah i mean bringing up stories that happen off air yeah we do that all the time we do that all the time but hey we're different yeah we're different dude if you guys say that we're just like T-Fat K, good. Yeah, dude. Exactly.

Well said. This one is kind of redacted audio-wise, but it's posted by Khabib Time. Shout out to them. It's called This Is What Rain Is Paying Boppa For, and I think it's pretty funny. Cheers, mate. Cheers. It's called This Is What Rain Is Paying Boppa For. And I think it's pretty funny. Cheers, mate. Cheers.

Let's see. As you can see, it's a regular song, and then it turns off fucking lit, dude. And then it's a regular song, and then fucking lit, dude. You know what I mean? And the song is... Oh, shit. You know what I mean? Who are these people?

I'm assuming workout buds, you know? Okay. People he works out with. Yeah. And they got the rain. Okay. So rain helps you work out in the gym. Yeah.

Rain loves shop more than us. Maybe. Apparently rain makes you a fucking animal, dude. I think rain is probably the only company that or thing that exists that is more in a shop than we are. Dude. But first of all, shout out rain. Yeah.

Use promo code. Uh, Brendan Cooney's a bitch. That's true. And that code works. Um, I just want to shout out one more thing about rain. Not really about rain,

but we have a lot of fans in New Zealand. I've been, I've been seeing people from New Zealand subscribe to the Patreon and it's like they have some weird currency. I don't know if you guys have rain energy drink in New Zealand, but I just wanted to

shout them out and say to rain because I know rain watches us. If you could ship some more of this to New Zealand, that would be great. Seven days a week. Back off on the prime to New Zealand. ship some more of this to New Zealand, that would be great. Yeah, seven days a week back off on the prime to New Zealand. Put some more rain on these containers. Do you know more prime dude? Yeah, let's see here. All right, so the next one is I thought this was funny. Okay, so to catch you up, did you see this chal son in versus aerial

Juani thing? I saw a little bit of it. Hawane kept calling him a liar, right? And then Chael was like, I'll beat you up or whatever. Chael was doing his Donald Trump thing. He was like, you're a scoundrel. You're a fucking weasel. You call him a scoundrel? A weasel. I called him a weasel.

I was trying to think of the word weasel. Right. But scoundrel, harsh, harsh to throw it at people. That'd be funny to call someone a scoundrel in an argument. Yeah. Okay. You're a fucking scoundrel. Like a Scottish. Paul Craig could do it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. You're a fucking scoundrel. Like a Scottish.

Paul Craig could do it. Oh, yeah. The P-E-O-F-P-E-F-Chings. So anyways, basically, he's doing his Donald Trump thing. Ariel's doing his 10-1 thing. You know what I mean? Just going forward, dude. 10-7, whatever.

And this is him commenting, Jamal Hill, commenting on that fight. So it's posted by Handsome Black Man with underscores. Don't be surprised if Jamal Hill. How do you say that? I don't even know who this guy is. Jamal Hill makes an appearance on Shop Show very soon. I thought this was very funny, but let me know if this is redacted. Let's see.

Whenever you had a problem with me, you was crying to my manager. He's threatening me. He's doing this. He's doing that. Now, you was crying to my manager. He's threatening me. He's doing this. He's doing that. Now, that was a real bitch move. So that's the thing. He kept calling him a bitch. Chael kept calling Ariel a bitch.

Okay. Yeah. Let's be clear. You were only being tough like this, talking all of these things because you had a screen in between y'all. If Chael's in your face in person, you're not talking like that.

Like, let's be real. You know, we got a video right here, which I wasn't going to address. I was going to leave it out. You know, I seen this a while back, but it's like, this is what you like in real action. It would be funny if the video was just the gringo poppy. You know how they do like with True Detective

and stuff like that? Oh, yeah. Like they watch the disturbing clip you mean? Yeah that's a good one Like whenever shit really go down and get hype this is how he act I mean it is pretty rough to see him hide behind something. I mean, I would do. Well, how are you supposed to act?

Just stand there and fight beating up. Yeah, no, I would move. They weren't fighting Hoani. They're fighting each other. Yeah. Yeah. This is what a normal person would do. This is maybe it's not what Jamal do.

He's just aren't beating everybody up. See, the great thing about being a hawk dude is that sometimes if you're a hawk all the time, you can dip into being a hawk dude is that sometimes if you're a hawk all the time, you can dip into being a duck, right? You know, right? This right here is a perfect situation to duck out, dude. You know what I mean? Absolutely. Any thoughts on hawk versus duck relations? I mean

in this clip, I think it's a hawk move to get out of the way. You don't want to be in there, daddy. Yeah, look at that. He's hiding. It is like rough to see him hiding behind. It looks like a bus terminal. Yeah, I'm getting in that's hiding. It is like rough to see him hiding behind. It looks like a bus terminal. I'm getting in that shit. I'm like, where's the days and sign that covers my whole body? I don't get punched by if I got beat up by Dylan Danis on like video,

I would be just it would be disturbing. Yeah. Yeah. Dylan Danis would for sure choke me out and I don't know. Obviously, he's a fire and we were lovers. Yeah. And they're not even coming after you. The attack wasn't even coming after you, and you're getting out of there.

What you talking about? Bitch move, this and that. Hawani said that it was a bitch move to Cheal? Yeah. Damn. I forget what the context is, but he was saying that it's a bitch move, stuff like that.

Yeah, we don't know the context of this. Or at least I can't really say my opinion on it. But Helwani is our North Star. You know what I mean? Helwani is a great man. And let's be honest, more than 55% of the time, Helwani is a hawk, dude. That's true. We call him Hawkwani around here at T-Mobile.

That's true. He is the CEO of P.F. Chang's. Yeah. I don't know the context, but Chael's son and every time one of these guys, like former UFC fighters, get hyped up and start calling people bitches and all that stuff, I always think maybe they have a little bit of CT. And I'm saying CT to be funny, but I'm being serious. I wonder if their actions are motivated.

Is Chael really thinking clearly and is it more motivated by a little bit of brain damage? Yeah, true. He is doing a lot of the Trump thing. Brain damage for sure. Indicator. Come on, man. If you a bitch like you are,

like we see that you are, be that at all times. Hell does not like... Talking to fighters. Now I'm like, he just doesn't like our CEO very much. You a bitch like you are, like we see that you are, be that at all times. Hell does not like- Talking to fighters. Now I'm like, he just doesn't like our CEO very much. You a bitch. You know you a bitch. This is too much for him.

Great work by the chef. Typically, chefs just wait for seeds to grow. You know what I mean? And then chop it up and make you a salad, B. But this chef is trying to plant a seed and saying like, this guy's going to be on the shop show real soon, dude. Yeah, because of the because of the beef yeah okay so let's finish this off that's how you steady talking to him everybody not gonna have that same chivalrous mentality with you bro they're not gonna respect you for oh he's just weak as the weak ass person that you are you know

what i mean so that's like that's that's just absolutely like just bananas to me, bro. Bananas to me. I lost my train of thought, bro. He ran, bro. Like you legitimately ran. And the people weren't even trying to attack you, bro. But bitch move. Coward.

This guy, when a fight breaks out, he's like, I'm in it now. It could be a fight at Olive Garden. He's just sitting. Someone else fighting. He's like i'm in it now it could be a fight at olive garden he's just sitting someone else fighting he's like i'm going there i'm gonna beat these people up he has it doesn't matter he has a citizen app like spider-man or something he's just like oh shit there's a fight five miles away if he was in israel and palestine i'm gonna fight both i don't support neither side i'm not hiding like no bitch. It's interesting to see people's definition of what is a bitch. Yeah.

On these things. And also this dish right here is just so easy to put like a video of you hiding from something before and then he's calling you a bitch the whole time. I'm thinking 40 chest dude. You know what I mean? Right. Download the Reddit video. Put a little thing of you in there. Calling me saying that I suck on stage

Being like You a bitch I wanna see Yeah I wanna see this guy I lost my train of thought I'm just like him It's bananas

It's bananas I forgot It's bananas Yeah Let's see These are things you say To somebody over a screen Yeah

That's it And we wonder why The community is full of people that want to troll and disrespect oh like if he were to see us talking about him and he did a video he's like y'all two are bitches yeah all right y'all two ducks i mean best believe i'm a duck when it comes to fighting dude yeah if we're in person i am not gonna i wouldn't call you a bitch here yeah on this no but in person i'm definitely not gonna call you a bitch here on this. No. But in person, I'm definitely not going to call you a bitch. The most definitely, dude. I've never won

a fight, actually. I've lost a lot of fights. The most losses, someone said. I'm balls deep in losing fights. The balls deepiest, dude. All right. So this one, let's go back to what you guys came for, dude. That was just I thought that was funny. Yeah, that was funny. Somebody calling somebody a bitch is always funny.

Someone said that was funny. Yeah. All right. So this calling somebody a bitch is always funny. Someone say that was funny. Yeah. All right. So this one's posted by haphazard. Ever heard of him? It says a quote. Hey, remember how you were both canceled? End quote.

The nicest guy. All right. So a little bit of a good doucheing by a haphazard there. Let's see. It took a long time to get to either. You have to do auditions anymore. Do you ever get? Oh, what? What we going to be in?

It's a shitty question. Hey, let's get to your mustache. I was just trying to. Let's get to your mustache. I'm the next Hawkeye, dude. I had a dark thought. What if that was a setup They pre-planned that

For Delia to drop his Hawkeye joke Oh Straub's like Hey What if I asked you About auditions

You know Cause you guys Can't get into And then they're like Oh yeah that's good And then Delia's like Yeah do it dude Cause I can fucking

Do the The Hawkeye dude Yeah I've been working on A Hawkeye bit Cause I got I got a sword But like

If I could get a bow and arrow, dude, that would be... People at home would be like, oh, really, dude? I don't like it either. I don't like the oh, really, dude anymore either, dude. Yeah. I guess it doesn't hit the same. Yeah.

70s a week. All right. So I thought this was very funny, dude. I don't know who posted this. It's probably still going to do. I really do, though, but it's it's somebody said definitely three real comments. So here we go. A Ibarra Joshua 97 put the three best comedians alive.

Okay, the Jasper Marante YG one NF. Definitely not a real person. I'm hooked from the very beginning. These are me. These are your burners. And then this one made me laugh very hard. For some reason, it says 35. And your YouTube videos are truly commendable. And I must applaud you for the fantastic work you're doing.

I was introduced to your channel this week. And I genuinely appreciate and derive great satisfaction from visiting it. I eagerly await the opportunity to see more of your remarkable work. Have a wonderful week and continue to produce exceptional content. And you know how it says show more or show less on the Instagram comment. This one says say less dude. Dude, that's like a chat GBT thing when chat GBT fucks up,

you write too much and they put random stuff in it. 75. This show is outstanding. I just wanted to applaud you on your commendable work for all that you've done for comedy as an art form. Thank you again, Mr. Callen, Mr. Schaub, Mr. D'Elia. You guys are wonderful in every way. And does Schaub like just messaging his interns like,

hey, look up that chat TPT thing that just writes comments on our posts. Yeah. Sad to see, but hey, whatever drives up engagement.T thing that just writes comments on our posts. Yeah. Sad to see, but hey, whatever drives up engagement. Yeah, dude, he's a marketing genius. I'm not questioning it. 84 likes on that post, by the way. All right. So this one's posted by minimum sky

2305. It's called Dalia frustrated with Papa. What do you think it's the frustration lies in here? Interruptions. Okay, let's see. New York. That girl is called New York. She had her own show.

The show, the thing, this. Of course Flavor Flav. Remember the Brett Michaels show? No, what I would love about this is Flavor Flav was like, he went up there like that and all of a sudden he was like. That's the other thing he always does. The touching. The unwanted touching. Let's see if it develops.

You sing, period. It's even hard for me. You know what I mean? Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave. The crowd going, woo, woo. I would. Are you kidding me? Dude, have to do. I would. Dude, I would do so many runs.

When he did, who wants to be a millionaire? He wasn't part of the guy's question. That guy forgot him. Extreme home makeover. Yo, YouTube a new car with the fucking thing. A new car. A new car. YouTube it. I'd be crunk, fake and sick at home. Stop trying to bring crunk.

Whoa, crunk, dude. I forgot about that word. Crunk? That's from Lil Jon, right? I think so. Bapa is a time capsule, dude. You dig him up in the ground, He comes out.

He's got crunk and all fucking talking about Saddam Hussein. Time capsule. I would love to see him next Halloween with a pimp cane and a pimp juice cup. Pimp cup? That would be old school. Slapping his- They came up seeking a pimp. Or he came up with a pimp my truck. Oh, yeah.

Remember? Pimp my truck, which is like pimp my car he really i've boppa's um like commitment to redoing things other people have done yeah is it's getting to a point where it's no it's no longer really copying people like that's the uh criticism of him as he just steals he does it so much that it's like an art form now. That's what I think. Deeper suffering, dude. What's it called? He does have a new show coming out.

He's already announced the name of it. I think I pulled up a tab for it. Eight inches? How did you know? You went to Chang's this week, huh? If I don't have it here, I'll look it up on my phone. Okay. Let's see here.

No, Jeffery's not big. My new car. Imagine that's the big scandal. My new car. Mine's better than yours. Dude. Yours is too rough. Is that a thing?

He was on the minor leagues, but for the Bruins, he got hit with a skate across the neck. You don't actually have to chop my neck to tell me that. I want to really make it clear like this. You're lucky you can fight, man. When you do the glasses like... That's sad. That's actually really sad. Super sad.

Y'all want to see a dead body? I love Brendan Chubb, dude. I love Brendan Chubb. Y'all want to see a dead body? You know where that's from? Boys in the Hood. Oh, it isubb. Y'all want to see your dead body? You know where that's from? Boys in the Hood. Oh, it is? Yeah. Y'all want to see your dead body?

Rest in peace, Chandler. Getting COVID shots. Here we go. Wait, what? I thought we were vibing. Demonetize! That's funner than the truth. Funner than the truth is another shabbism.

Put that on the list. Put that on the terror list. Funner than the truth. Oh, yeah, dude. Funner than the truth, dude. Thousand percent B. D'Elia's like, anything's funner than this podcast, Amon. All right, let's get into another clip another clip dude any thoughts on that last one i i said all i had to say on that one but papa how would

you feel if i started touching you more on the podcast i wouldn't welcome it okay yeah well did you see that one with the the skate that got in the neck i finally saw that video that you saw oh rough dude a lot of blood on the eyes, dude. That was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Alrighty, well, this is posted by K-Man Pilkers. This is the most liked Netflix clip on Chang's this week. Oh, shit. It's Ricky Gervais won't be appearing on JRE anytime soon with this attitude.

Seinfeld might, though. Cheers to K-Man. Let's see. Someone does a lame joke. I laugh too much. Really? Yeah. You does a lame joke. I laugh too much. Really? Yeah. You're a sweet guy.

I don't want to make them feel bad. Oh, I want just the opposite. I want them to feel horrible. Wow. But doesn't it bother you that they think they're funny enough to make a joke to make you laugh? But why shouldn't they? Because you've spent your entire life in this craft. But you're treating it like an insult,

and it's a compliment that they would love you to laugh at them because they like you so much. Yes, because it would make them think that they're on the same level, and they're not. It's not like someone going up to a doctor and going, can I take your appendix out? Yes, it is. No, it's not.

It is to me. We don't do that. We're not that important. Aren't we? Damn, the full spectrum of the warring ideas. Yeah. Comedians are essential, like doctors, hardest job in the world.

Yep. Versus comedians don't matter, don't count. Yep. But then also, there's the job. I feel like I'm mansplaining this clip for no reason at all no I mean you're doing a great job

oh thank you I'm a man I'm man enjoying oh good well I'm man digesting redicted

a thousand percent now listen Seinfeld is on the side of the Roganites of not enjoying bad comedy. And Gervais is a fucking hawk, dude.

He's out here being like, I can't believe you find that funny. And Gervais would be a great guest because Papa's not funny and is essentially... It's just weird to see on that show reflecting on what's happening in real life.

Wow. We're comedians. Let's go in real life. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Hey, we're comedians. Let's go get coffee. Yeah, we should. Comedians.

Was it comedians and cars getting coffee? Coffee. Yeah. Yeah. I bet someone wrote that. All right. What about comedians and cars going to food trucks to write in their diaries? Comedians,

uh, comedians at food trucks. Make it shorter. brendan chubb with brendan chubb yeah dude uh all right let's see here uh this one's posted by pharrell 80s hasn't haven't seen that name in a little minute it's called uh tucker clocking in let's see i mean they just it wasn't as big of a thing but um but yeah david duke man we go to the gym sometimes and i'll say this nice guy yeah i never met him i thought that was funny yeah good uh never met him and he never met him is just gonna land every time yeah funny uh do you want to oh uh shout out to nick mullen for that fucking tucker carlson impersonation oh yeah it's so funny hilarious do you check it out and check it out

check it out google search that I'm sure our fan base has already seen it. Let's see here. This one's posted by a new brother 1595. It's called best brains for the arts. I didn't watch this whole clip because I'm ridiculous. Let's see. What's he

going to do? It's not good man, and I don't know who needs to get in France here. Nobody needs you big special arts across the board boxing cross board will be just fine nobody's bigger than the game nobody nobody the closest person we've ever had that was bigger than the game is conor mcgregor he has some a little more leverage than francis right so for francis like i don't know who you're listening to man but this is not going well. This has been a disaster. Wow.

Damn, dude, that's worse than the Greta Thunberg saying the world's going to end in 2023. That's awesome. That's so funny. Francis probably, like, he sees that. He's like, check this out, man. He shows it to his friends. Just laughing. Everyone's like, he called me John Africa once.

I'm not me. He called John Jones John Africa once. Isn't that hilarious? Watch this clip of him. He can't stop being stupid. He called John Jones John Africa once. Isn't that hilarious? Watch this clip of him. He can't stop being stupid. He's reducted. All right. Let's finish it off with a good old... What is it called?

What's that thing he does a lot? It's like... Malapropism? Malapropism, dude. Look at you, dude. We're a good team. At night, we fuck each other. Let's see here.

This one's Julian Calabasas, dude. Great name. Francis is the ball of the dance. Let's see here. Come get some. And all of them are foaming at the boxing deck to line up and get their shot at Francis Ngannou. He's the ball of the dance. Isn't it great?

Ball of the dance and foaming at the dick. Yeah, foaming at the dick. So two. Yeah. Foaming at the dick is just disturbing. Yeah. Yep. Whereas ball of the dance is hilarious.

That's a great one. This kind of reminds me of Call Before the Storm. Yeah, a little bit, right? I'm going to try to- Bell of the ball. Yeah. Some of these things are hard to think of just on the top of your head, but I feel like i would never say ball of the dance

yeah i just wouldn't mix that up i'm trying to find his truck show which uh when he's modding stuff yeah he's got a new show out that's the show you're talking about yeah truck show yeah i remember i remember um like some clip from that that we watched once where it is the pimp my truck essentially, but it's just him and he's modding his own shit. I'm not going to be able to find it, but there is a post on Chang's about it. Nice.

I'm sure we'll find some time to review the show because I can't wait to see it. I mean, I'm foaming at the dick to watch it, daddy. Yeah, that shows the ball of my mouth dude you know what I mean hell yeah alright well thanks for tuning in tune in next week bye