10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub GETS CALLED OUT BY CHIN | 10 Minutes of Schaub LIVE #162

Episode Date: September 13, 2026

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Scrib. Brian Calibated. Annie bitch, cheater's comedy just bought a jeep with the coolest tic. Boy don't gay with me, this show don't blow. It don't matter though. You know how it go. I love slow joe. So I sold my home and took it to the rodeo.

Just put my watch in this cupboard, bitch. Coaching for my son just bought a back. My dick's eight inches. Fat boy ain't no fun ring toe. Choose food block my son Tijuana candy. So I buy some atties. I'm with the family. We in the truck.

She don't like to suck. Say she's here for work and I ain't tripping. You know shab a player. Intimps get it first I'm shadow ban You do have been box marketing shot Hands rub on my lap I'm thinking that I'm smart Dana hates me He's switching this shit Nate'allin' pull up chin's gonna need a new neck

I check the Brandon Shire Nine miss cars three of her from chin The other six-eight jick I give no fucks Just bought a truck it's all my little n'up Bick off the clutch Biggook a food drive he's trying to red it Brian like what what he's trying to do So I pissed my sink but he kept potting

He don't want no smoke no he not bulletproof Just got some time from this antipech She does comedy, just bought some jeeps It's the coolest tip Boy don't gay with me This show don't blow It don't matter though You know how it go I love slow joke

So I sold my home and took her to the rodeo Welcome back to 10 minutes of shop Thanks for tuning And as always join the Patreon Join the Reddit, join the Discord On this week The Patreon Why are you laughing so hard?

Am I not on camera? Because it came on and you were just sitting there I can't nail it every week. We do it in one take. Where's Timos? You should. Graves attack off the job. I usually get it right, okay?

This is the first time this has ever happened. I've never done anything wrong before. We all know that, dude. Well, first of all, shout out to Paul C. We'll get to the timer in a little bit. Oh, thank you, Paul. I appreciate it. Where's Timos?

It's happening right now, Katie. If you give money, I won't threaten you. I bring up Timos while we're doing Timos. But if you bring up Timos while we're doing Tmos, but if you bring up Tmos while we're doing Timos and there's no money. I will threaten you. But anyway, speaking of money on the Patreon, like that song that we just showed,

it was from the Patreon. The Patreon saw that April 16th. Hell yeah. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, yeah. So if you were on the page, well, yeah, obviously you'd have seen that in April. So, you know, you kind of fucked up, but you got it eventually. Yes. And we'll never do that again. No.

I hope you guys enjoyed this song. You can see more stuff like that. And last week, or this week, we watched Ralph Barbosa's new special. Yes. Planet Barbosa. I thought it was really good. I enjoyed it. What are you laughing? Planet Bosa, dude.

Oh, planet what I, Barb, why did I call Barbosa? I don't know. Listen, the Graves is firing on all cylinders tonight, Dady. But anyways. Trans Tim Kennedy has a question and maybe you can answer it with a plug. Yeah. Where is it? You guys getting Mark back on?

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. You remind me every week. We got to start plugging this every time we talk. September 20th, we're doing a live 24-hour stream. Pause for the money. Flames. Shout out to Flames, Five Ducks.

Braves looking eke's trot are bright today. Liking the shirt, Jerry. Thank you. I appreciate you, Flames. There you go. Oh, let me turn. That's funny. I like that.

Neenini small teeth. It took me so long to figure out the Meanie Meini-Dilta thing there. I was like, me, me, me. But back to, that's not why they're here, though. They're here. September 20th. Yeah, I didn't even finish plugging the goddamn 24-hour live stream. Mark should be here.

Alan Sturkewini-Money should be here. Nini Fouchi, Nini Delta. Checks out. Hopefully, Brandon Wall, Sean McCorkel, the IDM pod guys, we're, you know, we're looking at, well... What's up, Alice? Look at you guys. But yeah, anyways, that's not why they're here.

You're only looking like a white neon, so I can't possibly be cool, dude. Listen, we pause for the super chats. No, I'm just kidding. That's not why they're here, dude. We got to fucking get into it. You don't even have the timer open, dude? Look at you. No, no, I got to turn it on.

Yeah, okay. They're here to watch 10 minutes of shop. So start the timer. Pause for more super chats. Just kidding. Start at the time or play the chink clip. All right.

Mexican cookies away we go here. By the way, only 18 likes. We're not going to get started with that, but... Yeah, what's going on,

dude? Yeah, that's unreasonable. Let's see here. We've got... Let's go to top this month. And here we go. We already saw that one last week. Yeah.

Is that Tiger Thick? No. This one's posted by Risen 24. I miss him so much, bros. Is there any other language to that? Just that picture? What is that?

I think it's him drunk. What is he holding? Remember when he did that, he had like that one thing and he turned it on. He's like, and then he's like, and he had that face. Fuck, no. Yeah.

For the longest time, it was all the thumbnails I would use is this scene. People forget, man. Yeah, yeah, I muster forgot. Do you miss him drinking or do you like him, sober now. It's a tough question. I know.

It's like, do I want to be entertained or do I want to be like a good boy, you know? Yeah, because I worry about him when he's drinking. But he's really funny.

You sound like an old man talking about his son. Yeah. Well, I do, like Papa is older than me, but he makes me feel like an elder statesman.

Pause for Super Jack. Because he's so, the Jack, Jack. Eight inches. Thank you. Shout out to you. You know, you, you watch him and for so much, so much content, right?

Yeah. I troll through the Reddit. I watch it every week. And I start to feel like some sort of parasycial relationship with him, kind of, you know. Is it even the word? No, you're right. I just saw that comment. It said, Cooney on his Biden script.

You know, and you guys, I just say, he's my son. Look. Hunter Shop. Brandon Biden. you know, I just, and anyways, we beat, we beat Medicare.

We beat Medicare. Remember? Yeah. What's it called? All right, let's see what else we got here. I do miss those days, though.

I think I miss, not the cringe, but the actual thought that he put together and what, what it looked like when we saw it on film. You know what I mean?

Yeah, he wasn't thinking even harder. Yeah. Like, there was like, uh, even more, even dumber is what I would say.

Yeah. but that's not what people want. They say Gerardo with, or Jirdo with the girls tonight. Call him Daddy. Hmm. All righty. This is real. Rewind it.

This is 12 hours ago. It's shooting to the top of the charts for the month. How's the tooth? Oh, yeah. How's your teeth? I'm on fencing all right now. Oh, so I don't feel anything. How is the tooth doing G-bone?

Well, you saw my sick bars. So how are your teeth doing? I think mine are pretty fucking good, dude. Just got some time from this antip. We just filmed that like two hours ago. Let's see here. Rewind it. This is real, dude.

Posted by coin talks. I'm not surprised. Well, I am surprised, actually, about this because I've seen this in the stores. I've seen like Fat Joe and a bunch of random things, but how did the shop get one?

Oh, you must have forgot, dude. He was growing, growing graze, daddy. Okay. Growing grays with three Gs, if you know what I mean. Right.

But not. Remember he did that, uh, I'm assuming these things takes forever. takes forever take forever. But just for men thing. Like, no marketing. Oh.

And especially when you're a genius, you want to make sure everything's perfect. Right. So he was doing the Just For Men thing way back Wednesdays. Right, right, right. He's so far in the future. He's Australian them so hard.

He's fucking got blonde hair now, dude. You know? He has a different color. It's like, oh, this guy's good looking. What does he do? You look it up and he's got blonde here now. It's like he didn't trust the medium brown. By the way, that's another thing.

Big brown breakdown. He's medium brown now. Oh, that's false advertising. No, and we don't know if it's real if it doesn't have three Cs. Yeah. But yeah, that's funny. And these things, they got to put it in the contract. Hey, you have to keep this haircut for like a year or something.

Yeah. Bapa, of course, doesn't pay attention to any of that. He fucking, what did he do to the CEO of the, the CBD company? Oh, he, he CSBed him. Yeah, yeah. Cool story, bro. Yeah, yeah. You know?

He's doing the same thing to this unfortunate rewind it company. Yeah. But it's cool that. they give him a shout out here. You know what it says underneath medium brown? What? Water weed doing hair right there. Damn. Yep. All right. I'll never do that joke again. I think it's funny that this picture, like, do you think this was a photo shoot? Definitely, do you? The most of photo shoots. That's so funny. I wonder what shop does at a photo. They didn't get it in one take. I know that. For sure. I mean, look at that smile. How hard do you think the photographer was trying to make him smile differently?

or just make it like, no, no, no, a serious face. And Shab's like, what do you mean? I'm doing a serious face. How many did he go like this? Yeah, we don't need you to like move your mouth at all. Or please take your hands, at least take the straw out of your mouth. I need pink beard cooney in my life. We should get some rewind it and, you know, get rid of my graze, dude.

You got gray's? I got a lot of graze. Hmm. Grays for days, daddy. we already saw that one. This one's hilarious. I already read it. It's posted by Moonwalker.

DoorDash driver says Bapa is cheap and a fraud. Let me just read this because you're going to consume it as I go. Sure, sure. Stop me if you want me to stop. Okay. I'm glad Brennan's shop specials suck. Fuck that dude for stifing me on a tip. I'll never forget.

True story. I was trying to earn a few extra bucks. Just, dude, just say you're a door dasher. You know what I mean? I door dash. Yeah. Hard times and had to resort to gig work in the rain.

I picked up an order for ice cream in Venice, drove it to Santa Monica to a nice house with a few cars. The order is to the tiny guest house way in the back. A sign on the door says, do not knock, baby. It should say do not knock daddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know if it's Brendan Shaw,

but so I'm standing there calling their phone like an asshole for 10 minutes. It sounds like Brennan's writing this. 10 minutes. Of shop. And also, yeah, car, no trucks. No truck. But yeah,

there's a lot of bits going on. The wife sees him, sees me through the window and he comes running out like I'm a threat. I hold it the bag. He snaps back to the to normal, looks me in the eyes, says that he appreciates it. Didn't spell it right. He didn't spell it right. Appreciate you, bud. And that he will tip me in the app, zeroed out. It was all the facade. The house wasn't his car. The house wasn't his. Cars weren't his. There was a nice Toyota parked in front of his little guest house. So strange story. It is like, you know how like a movie, you're like,

when does it get good? And then the ending is like, Holy shit, it all makes sense. I think that's what he was trying to go for, but who's Toyota? What are you inferring here that he doesn't have trugs? Doubt it. Yeah, I don't understand that. Well, this might come as a shock to you. I don't understand this at all.

But, like, he's living in a guest house? I get, you know, I get that it's bad that he doesn't tip. And it wouldn't surprise me if he didn't tip. Yeah. But also, Bapa might tip, though. I think there's actually, you know what? I'm going to take that back. I think Bapa tips.

Okay. I think he gives me. Do you want to bet your life on that? not my life okay but a door guy told me that he gave him money

once once okay so let's see here uh a vtr 16 follows up with this here I don't know if this is real or not but I've seen it with my own eyes

he's 100% a cheap cunt you want to take back no okay not yet no okay I told this story before and read it in some other sub long time ago I used to work at an LA comedy club years ago B

at first I thought years ago B was the comedy club name I was reading it fast MMA wasn't as mainstream at the time so I was kind of the MMA bro to my co-workers One of the servers comes up to me and goes Hey I think a fighter is here to see the show Joe Rogan and Friends show

I'm like get the fuck out who he says I don't know he's huge and they say he has a famous podcast I was like it's 100% Brandon that he spelled his name wrong They were at Fox studios at the time With Evan the beard etc I tell the server who's a good friend of mine Put him in the owner's booth

Make sure he's taken care of him bring me the tab At the end of the night I'll have it comped He agreed and the night went on Him and Mexican had a couple vodka crans and some wings would have been maybe 40 bucks my boy brings me the bill into the night i comp it and tell him to tell brandon that a t fat k fan on staff got his bill tonight no more no less so he's stoked and goes to tell him end of the night rolls around and my boy just comes back to feed it and goes dude he just said oh thanks brother and they left without leaving a tip i mean

not a dollar god damn it i was so fucking embarrassed i apologize profusely and tipped him 20 out of my own tips. I came home that night, put on my apron and hit the friars. I've been here ever since. I mean, I don't know. That's a great story, but I'm not sure if I believe that either. Brendan, if two people call you a crack kid, you might be smoking crack. Shout out, Kat Williams. It wouldn't shock me if he's like that. But, and also some of the lines sound like something you'd say, like, thanks, bro. Yeah. But do we, do we know, wouldn't we know about that? if somebody worked at a comedy club and they didn't. We'd have heard about that, I feel like.

Here's the thing, though, like, karma is, oh, how do we only have 40 likes for these hawks? Thank you, James Freeman. Appreciate that, brother. Yo, how do we only have 40x for these hawks? Thank you, thank you. Thank them.

Here's the thing. It's just like, it happens way too often. I think this is another one here. I have firsthand knowledge of a girl I know how to cafe he used to frequent in LA. She was a barista, although he says, she says he did tip average $1, $2 for a coffee, which is normal for common folk. The hurt grip with him was the way he carried himself.

She said he'd pull up like he was a celeb, would park if handicap was available. He'd walk in there and always be on the phone talking to somebody. Wouldn't look the baristas in the eye or even say hello. He said, give me the huge. Oh, usual. Now that I say it out loud, it makes sense. I thought he was saying, give me the huge, like a big gulp. Right. And wouldn't even wait in line, literally just yell that out and wait.

That's hilarious. I'm going to start doing that at my coffee shop. Granted, she says he never complained about the time if they were busy. He'd just sit and wait as he talked. When they'd call his name, he'd go up and pay, not say buy or thanks, and drive off and always lift a truck blasting loud music and driving erratically in the little parking lot. So that sounds a lot more believable, I got to say. Okay.

Well, it's got 56 up votes. The other one has hundreds. So who are you here, believe, dude? They're all funny. I enjoy the stories. It's funny to live in the world where you talk about. different things that shop did years ago. And so I could totally picture shop going in there with a phone and just blaring the conversation

because there's two reasons. One, he's a loud idiot. And so he can't help that. Be cool. And two is he want the stories that are definitely true are the whole like, hey, I'm Brendan Shob and oh, I just got a call. And like, he wants everybody to know that he's a celebrity. Is that your takeaway?

Yes. Okay. Well, here's the thing. He does thankless work. You know? He's not only getting coffee, but why is he getting coffee? Because so many people work for him, he's got to stay, you know, busy. Good that you were wrong right there because that's also true.

Another reason to have coffee. He's got a pod for nine hours straight, dude. Oh, yeah, that's right. And at one point he had 12. Yeah. 12 hours straight pod in, you want me to tip on top of that? Like, I'm giving my life away. Is that not enough, you know?

Yeah, he might feel like. like he's giving so much back already to the community that he's like, what more do you want? Yeah. I got a family. Everywhere he walks, he's like, that's a listener,

that's a listener, that's a listener, that's a listener. So he can get away with not pot. Lari, are tipping. If a guy who comps my meal because he's a fan, I'm going to tip him,

dude. Yeah, definitely, yeah. Absolutely. You would tip just because they're a fan. It doesn't even make sense logically to not do that. What's the difference between Daddy and

father, eight inches. I don't know. Ask Charleston, Texas, or Charleston, South Carolina? Yeah, ask Jay. Question about that, though. Yes. So I'm going to give you a hypothetical. Give it to me, bed, daddy. Okay. You have the choice of a good

tip, whatever job you're working. A very good tip. Or a story about Brennan Shob. Something like where he does that. He comes in, he orders all this shit. You tell him that you're a fan. he still doesn't tip and he goes, thanks, B.

Let me tell you what I would do, the story. I would do the story over 50% tip. That might just be me. Do you want me to cook or do me to just like go do whatever you want? I'll tell you one thing. I'm going to take the money, dude, because there's fucking victim blamers like you out there, dude, that won't believe my story when I put it on Reddit. You're going to read it and be like, that's not true because I love Brendan Chob, dude.

And it's, it is true. And I put my fucking karma at. stake. Right. To tell you a story that you weren't there for, dude. Sound off in the comments is it true or false. You heard it. All right. What do you want to pull? Or we do a pull. I think they're like there right now. What do you want to pull first? First, do you want to ask the question you ask me? Are these? Oh yeah. That's actually more fun, I think. Do you take the, take the money or the story? Money or story? Money story. Make it easy. Eight inches. All right. Let's see here. Boom. Let's listen. I've always.

told you that I'm on shop side. I know. This is a 100, this is a pro shop. 50% of this pod is pro shop. Everything he does is right. I've never criticized him. The other 50% is the haters be.

They write comments because they look at it. Look at what you're looking at. This is a parent's basement if I've ever seen it. Okay. He's got, what is that? Did you say meow? I heard a meow.

This is my second day of school shirt. My mom bought it for me. Yeah, you're a child. Yeah. You fucking kid. You fucking mean. Do you're just jealous of Brennan Shah because he has trucks and you don't.

Mm-hmm. Right? When's the last time you had a truck? Never. Do you really think a business shark like Bapa would tip a fucking door dash driver B? Bank them. Mm-hmm. Business shark. Oh, fuck, man. This poll is invalid. All right. We already saw the Matan one. Okay, new elephant graverer just dropped, posted by a rugged dream.

I'm assuming you watched it, right? I was so good. I mean, everybody's been saying that. that all the important people have been saying it and agreeing to. It's just a great thing. I was, there's so many lines. I want to start incorporating the lines from it into my daily life. Yeah.

Like what is the, simulchrom? What do you call it? Simulcrum or? Oh, yeah. I know what you mean. What was the word I'm looking for?

I forget. I love that, though. Yeah. Whatever it was. Simulcrium? I don't know. It was very funny. Leave it in the,

there we go. Simulacra. Simulacrum. Simulacrum. Simulacrum. thank you, dees nuts. Thank you, these nuts. Oh, fuck, dude.

Wait, what were you saying? All right, I mean, I don't know. You're quoting... It just made me think, I'm somebody that always asks why. And it's like, if you're somebody that always asks why, you end up in two places. You either end up, um, you either end of a physicist or in a mental asylum. And let me tell you something, Daddy. I'm not a scientist.

I tried. You know, when you write him out in your head and then you say him out, it's just, I should have waited until it was natural. I'll admit that. Which one is that one? Is that one Bert or Eric?

That's Eric Weinstein. Brett. Not Bert. I thought they was Bert. It's neither. Brett Weinstein, Eric Weinstein. Oh,

fuck. Yeah. You're right. I like how we were laughing together at different things right there. I'm laughing at myself, dude. I just, the Graves is off the charts tonight. I'm sorry. This is not even a 10 minutes of show episode.

It's just like graves flare up, constant, constant graves flare up. You either end up at flappers or jurors a party, you tell me which is better be. I corrected you. You said the name's right. Eric or Bert. Eric, and actually you said one name wrong. And then I was like, it's neither, dude, but it's both. I'm gay.

Brett Weinstein or Eric Weinstein. I don't know which one is which, but I do not like both of them now, do you? Yeah, I don't think I like either one of them enough to know the difference. But I,

I would, if I had a guess, I would say David. No. That's funny. We should ask Adam Ray. Here, let me cook for a second here.

So do you know that one podcast of that bald English man? It's like, if he looked at life, like, how do you look at life? And it's like a scientist across from him.

And it's like, has a nasty boke, like good cameras. And it's just like scientists, talking about sleep or the brain, stuff like this. Brett, I think, or Eric, I don't know which one's which. Right.

One of them was on the show. Right. And I watched the whole thing because it was so funny. Remember that one thing I did to you that before and you started laughing? Like, ask me a question? Yes. Go for it. What's your favorite show?

Why are you looking at my shoes? You should be looking at my intellect, my brain. People like you are always lost on the shoes. But green. You're going to go for it. Yeah, that, okay. What color is this couch, though? You don't get it.

The couch color is irrelevant. You're asking the wrong questions. It's blue. Are you happy? But you should be thinking about, where are my pants? Okay. Are you happy? And then the fucking English dude was just taking it.

Some people don't know how to respond to that because they feel like, oh, this person is mad. They might be right. Maybe I did something wrong. But that guy just has the person. of an annoying person that is probably insane. Just like, and he's living in a simulcrum. Yeah.

Simulcrum. So he's completely insane. I love, I love listening to other podcast people shit on the Weinstein guys. Yes. Because they sound like, I heard there's this one guy, it's like Professor Dave or something. He's a former comedian that knows about science. And he just destroys the Weinstein guys. because one of them thinks he's like a new deserves a Nobel Prize and the other one is just mad that he's not more popular on Twitter or they might be the same I honestly can't tell the difference I think they they're sim you'll come okay I think they both have the same grievances one hates Elon Musk and that's hilarious yeah that I know from the too lazy videos he hates Elon Musk but he loves Elon Musk you know yeah they was like writing something to Elon about Elon I just thought you should know

as if they're friends on a public website. Yeah. Your website is, there's some sort of login issue. I've asked for a request to reset my password and it's just not coming to my inbox. And then your support tells me to check my spam, but I don't even know how to do that.

So he's a scientist. This one's pretty good. You remember Mayhem Miller, Clown and Bapa in that one pose where he was promoting a show? Or in fight? Are we going to see a show where Erica Rhodes is talking to Mayhem Miller?

I think so. Who's Erica Rhodes? You know that comedian? No. Okay. Mayham Miller still trolling Bapa posted by Clint Puller of Chips. Here we go. Joe Roman told me to stop fighting. He told you to stop fighting? Is that her?

Yeah. Okay. Tell me. Like fighting, fighting? He said, but I gotta give it up. Why did he tell you that? I don't know. He said that I was an Adonis.

What's an Adonis? Like a beautiful man. He said you're too hot to me. fight? He also said I'm way too hilarious. I feel like you're making all of this up. Whoa. That's damn.

So he's gone full homeless cat. Yes. He's really milking it and good for him. If he's not aware, we are going to watch the Gringo Poppy for 24 hours. I think we probably need to get Mayhem Miller on. Yeah. I mean, he's talking to Erica Rhodes and why not us? Yeah.

Welcome, welcome to that, well, you were a part of this already, but yeah, come Tomos. I was like, welcome to the world. I don't know what I'm doing. But come on, get on the show. All right. We defeated America. Brett Weinstein, Hawks, Oliver Musk. Okay. I'll be there for at least four of those hours. If you're not going to show up for 24 hours, don't show up at all. I'm just kidding. Please stop it however much you can. Thank you, user 710 for the dollar. How you watch Brennan Shob one time is how you watch Brandon Shob every time. Okay. Is Cooney wearing a shirt? He's pale as she.

Oh, make sure you check out the Patreon and all that shit. Oh, man, skits and bits, dude. I think every UFC fighter should make fun of Brennan Schaub. I won't stop doing the show until every single UFC person retired and current has at least three videos making fun of Brennan Schaub with a comedian I know. Yeah. I agree. I'm not going to watch UFC until they start saying,

fuck Brendan Shaw before. Walking Dead XX1723, when is the start time in the 24 hours stream? It's going to be roughly 9 a.m. start time on September to the 20th. Yeah, 9 a.m. around that time. User 710. Thank you for the dollar.

We did discuss the hair-dye sponsorship. It was one of the first posts that we went through. Let's see here. And I'm only answering that question because you'd give it all. Let's see here. So this is the one I used for the beginning, opening crawl. Chin catch, I haven't seen it yet.

I did upvoted, I guess. Chin catches Bapa out, call, or calls Bapa out for stealing an MMA take from Ariel, posted by Busy Middle 8108. Ready? He knows for a fact. The UFC offered John $30 million, because John was like, I want $30.

30. So he goes, I want Wauster money. His exact words is, I want Deonté wilder money. The UFC at first goes, you're fucking crazy. Then some money came in from the Middle East. They went, we'll pay that $30 million. And the UFC column was, all right, bud, we're going to call your bluff. We came up with the 30.

We'll give you 30. And he goes, I'm out. That's a fact, Jesse. He turned the fight $30 million down to fight Tom Ashpinall. So when they say he's ducking him, that's why I went, ooh, 30 didn't get him out of bed? Take that. Wow. I was waiting for the hand on the chest.

Did he do it? No, huh? I don't think so, no. I looked away for a second, so I don't know if he, like, snuck it in. You know what I mean? I can't. Are you? What's gayer?

This? and there's nothing wrong with being gay. You know what I mean? This or this? Jesse on fire. But I think I can't get over the fact that we both have on a white shirt

and Shab. Maybe I could do fake bleach. Like a fake bleach like a wig that's bleached and then do a Shob character. I'm on my all day long I've been texting Drarer like maybe I can do these characters he's like please

stop texting me delete my number are you going to make the noise okay oh yeah you guys want the noise don't spit on my couch it's just so fucking funny the noise of this shit water bottle dolphins fuck people dolphins drink water let's see he turned the fight 30 million dollars down to fight Tom Aspinall

so when they say he's ducking him that's why I went oh 30 didn't get him out of bed take that 30 lose. He must have forgotten. He did that. Then his legacy is to turn. 30 million. Who's this? Bleach your peers.

Oh shit. That's crazy. Damn. For two bucks. That's hilarious. Let's see. Day? That shit came out today. Turned down 30 million?

Shit, I know what I'm filming when I get home. Ariel said that before though, right? But he said this on the, but he like confirmed it. Okay, so he said on Logan's show. You went on Logan's and talked about it. Yeah, it was great on there. Been talking to him. Yes.

I don't like that word because I think it's disrespectful towards him, but I think he didn't want to fight him. And I think it was a calculated decision on his part. Why did you drag this out all the way until June when you knew you weren't going to fight him? He gave the UFC number. I believe it's in the $30 million range. Do you catch it or no? No, I messed up.

This is exactly what Brendan Chop just said. Yeah. Like the back and forth between the... Oh, shit. But yeah, he's just regurgitating. For this fight, which by the way, I think he deserves. Wait a minute, dude. Didn't Bapa do that same exact thing?

Like even with his hands? I think he deserves. Oh, okay. Yeah. We'll go back if we need to. He didn't think that they would come up with the number. And they did. Oh, they did come up with the number.

Yes. And I believe that... Saudi Arabia was involved, the big dogs were involved, right? And he said yes. And then two days later, three days later, whatever, he said, nah, and second thought, I'm out. Ariel needs to zoom in for the watch party. I mean, that would be amazing.

Oh, yeah. I don't even know if we ever tried to get Ariel. I don't know how we can get in touch with him, but that would be fucking epic. Let's see. I mean, we could probably get in touch with them, but he would just say no. Yeah.

And that's why when he announced his retirement, and Dana said he gave me my he gave me his word and then he went back on his word I think he was hoping that they would not meet the number and then he could be like hey guys I tried turkey was just like no we have it and they met turkeys a little reaching my back pocket for 30 God who fight in 2020 he threw out a massive number they said no and then the fight fizzled this time they said yes wow here's a few more books dye that beard is a few bucks more.

Why would he say, wow, like, you just heard that. And then you heard it again from the guy that told you. And he heard it from Ariel. Let's see how similar it was the take. I feel like it was verbatim, honestly. Like the beats that he used, I'm pretty sure the same. He knows for a fact. Do UFC offered John $30 million?

Because John was like, I want $30.30. So he goes, I want wilder money. I want Deont. His exact words is, I want Deonté water money. The UFC at first goes, you're fucking crazy. Then some money came in from the Middle East. They went. Okay, never mind. He didn't do that.

I thought he said, which I think he deserves, which is like, you know. Oh, yeah, or Saudi Arabia. But it's like, yeah, it's what he does with Lug and Ariel. Mm-hmm. But yeah, he definitely took a take again. We heard he read the Sean McCorkel thing. What's up, Dallas? Shout out to you for the $2.

Take me somewhere. Get you guys. Seweed Remarkable posted this one, The White Boy That Works Too Much It drives me nuts when I see SLOGO being this redacted One hand on the wheel, one recording on her phone in a doorless cart All while SLOJo Sr. is holding their newborn

When she should be in a car seat On Real level of redacted, all for the gram, though, am I right? Let's see. I don't know the car rolls with kids because I don't have any kids. Was that, do you know the car roll? I don't know where they're driving. Obviously, if you're driving

with others around, then yeah, put your kid in a car seat. Yeah. But if you're driving like a property on a golf cart, I don't see the big deal without having a kid in the lap. They're like, they make the kid get out and walk. She makes her servant walk the kid like next to the cart. And she's like, look at us. She gets even more hated on.

Some random person has her child. She's like, ah. She hits the person. Oops. Well, 730 people think that this. is redacted. It doesn't look super safe. Yeah. Because the baby is on someone's lap in a doorless thing. Then they don't seem to be going that slow. Is she driving? I don't know. It would be kind of crazy if she wasn't driving. Now, I think about it, because then the person would have the baby right here

and they're like, nothing's off the table. Nothing is off the table, dude, with Brennan, with Brennan Chob's family. Yeah. She's just like, woo. She's got the baby out like this. Woo, check it out. Shop for life. Shop for life. Illegally. Wavo Rancheros. We're going to get some canella.

You know, now I think about it, it's totally unsafe. I take it back. I'm very, I told you guys, the graves is flaring up hard today. I think if, like I said, if it's, if it's on a property, then, like, you know what I mean? I'd probably do that.

not trying to hate on it. Yeah, I guess I mean it's, I go both ways here. If it's your, if it's a cart that's meant for driving around and you're driving slow and someone's holding the baby, I don't really, I just don't know what the rules are, dude. Who has kids? Who's got kids? In our audience, who has children? You know what's striking to me is that how close this post is, dude? Some people want the money. Some people want the story. Whoa, I'm surprised the story, one, because it's very hard for me to turn down money. Yeah. But I like the story. more. You know why? I think that my argument was a lot stronger than yours, dude.

Like in this scenario? Oh, because haters like me will not believe it. Yep. Yeah, no, maybe. Haters will say. Let's see here. We already saw this one. We already saw that one. I love Wolverine. Even the kids. See, you put a car seat in a golf cart? I don't know. Do they do that? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about that. Yeah.

My six-year-old nephew still uses a car seat. Okay, there's... Does he also wear a helmet? Let's see here. This one's posted by chin. Clint Puller of Chips. There must be hundreds of pouches in that chair. Let's see here.

Really? I think so. I think you've got it out. Dude. Disgusting. Oh, shit. As a parent, ask yourself. Will this unalive or hurt my child?

If yes, don't do it. That's fair. I don't need any more reasoning than that. And that sounds like somebody who has kids because he's thinking about it. I don't have kids. I don't think like that. Unrelated. I don't want children.

Not saying I'm going to unalive a child that's born of mine. But if my abuelito wants to carry it and I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm going to stop. I don't want to make jokes about this. I'm on your side. Gets Kras only because you give his money. I give my kids create them

look at this you can see like there's a couple of pixels of Zin's in there do you yeah the chair Zins when he's cleaning up or moving he's like found some more chair Zins over here

you can clean it up to whoever he's paying to help him I put him in here it's gross yeah it's gross but no I mean everything about Zins is gross but no offense oh come on dude

I'm not smoking it's better than that I guess yeah let's see here let's watch let's watch the thinking Really? I think so. I think you've got him out of there sooner.

He's just pulling stuff out of his mouth and putting it on. Wow. Yeah. I must speak to as to zoom in on your party fathers. AZ emoji. I think I would want to talk to AZ before we get him on. Okay. I want to set up some skits and bits with him. Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

I'm down to have them on. I'm not the gay one. Gooney is the good. gay one dude. Gay Rardo and Cooney. I'm gay. So fucking gross. Yeah, I think,

what's it called? Because remember we had a beef with him, but not real beef, but we're Josh him back and forth. No, I mean, we're going to have so many, it's going to be like a long stream.

We need guests. And our stance is that we don't like people coming on video generally, but we're going to have a bunch. Like, Sean's going to be on video, Timot, her IDM. so, hey, Zinga, that would be great.

Yeah, y'all need this. Maybe Walsh will be on video. Yeah, y'all need to stop singing for that stream. I don't know what that means. Take me to your leaders is number one, though, in the chat. I don't know what that means either. Oh, God. Let's see here.

We already saw that one. We already saw that one. Please flip it. Please, cheese, beans, cheese beans, cheese beans, flip it. New toy golf cart, neighborhood life. Never knew you. I needed this so much in my life.

my husband wasn't going to let me just have a regular golf cart posted by the reducing valve. Oh, so that's the golf cart. Yeah. Pretty sick. I like it. It's cool. Like, I don't know if I'd ever get that,

but maybe, like, you live in Manhattan Beach. You can just drive that around. I, I would have no issue. Like, you know,

for the longest time, we never really brought up the wife clips. We, like, chose the clips beforehand, never brought the wife clips up. Mm-hmm. dude, I would be so cool with all of Brendan Schaub and his family and all that if they weren't so public, dude.

Yeah, it's kind of lame to post like that. Like, that's nuts. Yeah. I would, yeah. If it ever ends up in some M word esucide, you know what I mean? It's going to be so sad, you know? And I'm not saying, I'm not wishing for that. Oh, my God.

Like nobody, that's where I'm coming from. Yeah, yeah. That's why I won't share some of my public life because really you're only going to see the parts that are entertaining. You're not going to see this kind of stuff that's like ups and downs. This is ups. This is a lot of ups. Yeah, they're posting the fake image of their life.

This is a thing you send to like the group. Well, this picture is ridiculous, but. Thanks, Paul C. message me on Instagram. For me, if I buy something like this, I'm like, I text the group chat, like dudes. Check this out. And I don't even know if I do that. Oh, you almost have forgotten. Most motherfuckers have asked me for money.

Yeah. But, you know, I share it with friends is what I'm saying. My successes, because I, just posting to the world, like, look at this thing. I have a Rolex. It's just kind of whack. Yeah. I think my reasoning is better, dude. In case of an M word suicide.

You don't think there's a zero percent possibility of that happening? Oh, no. I don't know. I mean, I think evidence is on my side. Junior Seow, you know, like Chris Benoit,

C-T-E type things. Were they posting things like before Chris Benoit did what he did? He has like, he's like, check it out, fam. He's got two Rolexes and like, let me see,

dude. Or junior say I was like, just bought my wife this brand new Beamer. 2007. Fuck him. So first of all, fuck you. And 2007,

dude, could he? No. There was no Instagram. stories back then. There's Facebook. No, Facebook stories. Facebook posts. Maybe there's some sad ones if you want to pull them up. Just too long I go. Let's see. And Junior Say I was even before that, right? So I don't know. Shout out to you for subscribing. Um, 2012. So, 43 years old. How old is shop, dude? This is what I'm saying, bro. Like, I'm not wishing for that.

No, of course not. Nobody's wishing for that. No. It's just a reality, dude. And like, I mean, not that it's going to become a reality, but it's, it's in the ethos. It's in the zeitgeist. You sound like a Callen on that episode where he's talking about like the stats.

And then shop looks at, oh, man, he's a lot of football player, a guy guy. And Cal's like, yeah, a lot of them, most honestly. Well, yeah. And I'm not going to die. No, no, you probably won't will. He says will after.

Um, Gerardo, be real. You're fucking slow Joe. She gave you the chance. I probably would skip out on it, honestly. It's a lot that comes with it. She might share it to her Instagram story. You have to buy her a lot of stuff. Yeah, you got to buy her a lot of stuff.

Somebody else said, none of Chris Benoit's close friends knew that he was going to do it. No signs, no nothing. It'd be funny if Slowjo posed with things that you bought her. Like, she's like, oh my God, you know, Gerardo bought me this small-ass fridge. All your shit, all your appliances are so small. And you know he got me another one of these tables.

I can barely fit three. brains on it. He's got eight desks in my room right now. Let's see here. This one's posted by Hey Mark Wigsky. I haven't seen that name in a long while. Called Reheat when Brendan did his best Michael Scott impression. Let's see here.

Love him. I have a TRX. That thing's this shit. It's a badass. That thing's that shit. Rebuild my TRX now. I got a new one and we're doing, you know, the innovate wheels and the tires and the 4-inch or 39-inch.

tires and you gotta get this. Gerardo will you dye your hair, medium brown during your marathon. Is Slow Joe more Latino than Gerardo? Yeah, she's illegal. Yeah, you already know that from the special. Yeah. Dude, that would be fucking hilarious commitment to the bit

if you bought the rewind it somehow from Shab and did that. That's just a crazy thing to do. Oh. I think I wouldn't mind dyeing my hair again but like not right not right now

because I'm growing my hair out I'm not pressuring you to do it I'm just saying you have to do it or you're off the pod medium brown if that's the case I will not dye my hair good sir

now I mean I don't know if brown hair would like look kind of strange on you well he's saying medium brown because of the shop color yeah yeah I know that that's what I'm saying the commitment Because I think mine is brown.

I thought it was black. You know what I mean? That's my essence. You feel me? But it is brown. Like on my license plate, it says on my driver's license, it says brown. Can I ask you a very stupid question? And this sounds very dumb to me in my head.

I'm still going to ask it. Is it possible that medium brown is actually black? Because can we, I mean, I don't know if we can get back to it, but now that I think about it, it says medium brown, but to me. me, that hair also looks black. And also, I have to admit, I don't know if I've admitted this publicly. I am mildly colorfine as well. That looks black to me.

Yeah. It looks medium brown. But maybe I don't know what medium brown is. Do you think they even told them the color? Like, Brendan would have been like, can you call it big brown, please? Please. I'm surprised you didn't mention that, yeah. But I mean, that's not good marketing.

Can you call it 8 inch brown? chocolate. Jelado Alarcon 510 dirty blonde hair. Shout out to J. Cruz. Thanks for following. Yeah, let's see where we're at here. I think it might just be black,

honestly, but... I just don't know. I don't really know what brown is. Ever since growing up, I was always like, I have black hair, but I forget if it was a doctor or... my mom or my dad, because, you know, there's no difference. Right. But they were always like, no, your hair's brown. People always fucked that up. I mean, my own father, I remember when I got a passport,

he put the color of my hair as blonde. And me and my mom looked at him like, are you, what? What are we doing here? How do you not know that? My dad was born with blonde hair. That's what he said to me. He said, you were born with blonde hair. He said, You were born with blonde hair. We were like, no. My dad was born with blonde hair. Really? He had blonde hair when he was a kid and then it turned brown.

That's more believable than, I mean, obviously I believe that, but than me. I never had blonde hair. Oh, yeah. Let's see here. I think the stream is lagging. It's lagging because of all these super chats, dude. Thank you guys. In 2004.

In 2004, I sodomized my brother with a piece of steel rebar. I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry Andy. Shout out to you, Christian. Thank you. Yeah, that happens, dude. I mean, you know, it's good that you're admitting it now on our live. That's daddy's hair.

Shout out to you guys. Thank you for all the money. Let's see the ending of this. I did. Did you get that after you helped me move in? You saw mine? Yes. It's being built right now.

But you do you stop that. G-T-D? I'm getting rid of the TRX. I'm getting rid of the TRX. What's the... Is it sex? Hey, shave. I did. Why? Hell yeah.

Adam, shout it to you. Where's Ellie? Adam? Oh, shit. Look at you, dude. What the hell you're on here? Damn, dude, crazy. Wow. Same set, different animal, it says. And this, I don't know why they would post my real stand-up on. Yeah. Brilliant Crow, 5928. It's crazy. You filmed this before the Gringo Pappy. Yeah. I mean, the similarities is just, yeah. you know, parallel thinking, comedians, thing alike and all that. Can I show you something really funny?

And it's not for the audience. It's for you only. Sure. I showed your whole set to a woman last night. And I got, I got a good picture of her face while watching it. Did she know that it was, I tried to tell her,

but she doesn't know Shab. Look at her face. She was like, what the fuck? She watched all five minutes of it. And I was quiet the whole time, trying not to laugh. That's like,

that face is like, waking up early in the morning and you see something strange at your window. Let's see here. Look at you guys. I'm not used to this. Dallas a little different. That was a little different. It's so funny.

There's some ladies in the crowd tonight. I'm not used to that. My demo? 18 to 36 bros. Yeah, it's usual little cockfess in these things. that's uh that's what specialized in our mind that they call me the bro whisper yeah how we do tonight dallas you can do it so much better what's that you can do it so much better i know back saying where there's always that one guy dicey dicey the hand was late right

there's always that one guy no fucking way bro that needle's not touching this temple this is this was good but even this which is my favorite part I can't. As he says, he's dipping his nacho and his nacho cheese. You didn't hold it long enough. No. Oh, my bad, Mr. Whole Foods. My bad.

And then that hit on the knee, you can do that better, too. I agree. Because it's like Jordan, you know, but I mean, like, listen, I'm watching and trying to emulate Jordan. I'm trying to dunk from the free throw line. Yes. Okay. So I'm not Jordan yet.

Maybe I'm, this clip is like 600 likes or whatever. or 600 up for it's probably like 89 Jordan before he won a championship exactly I'm like trying to get there but Isaiah Thomas is beating me that the Detroit Pistons are me not fully committing to the bit

yeah because I maybe don't have it all memorize yeah yeah dude so pretty good though well yeah shout out to whoever posted that they posted it in our comedy also and everyone thinks that your actual comedy so congratulations Mr. Cooney I mean I wish it with my real comedy was that good

we're watching cooks in the lab. This is the process. Oh, let's see here. We already saw this one. This one's posted by Rick Manchester. The Thick Boy Squad era feels like a fever dream. I mean, dude. Oh, shit.

Shout out to Elephant Graveyard, dude. His whole jelly roll thing was, I mean, the whole video. Yeah, that was funny. The whole video was amazing. I forgot about the jelly roll thing. Jelly roll is crying because... Midgey. Yeah, because Joe Rogan has a room for Mitzie at the mothership.

Yeah. That's crazy. It's insane. So, okay, I don't know who all these people are, though. Oh, 10 bucks. Holy shit. Donnie. Thank you.

Thank you. I think killing them softly and gringo papi are similar in the way they shaped comedy as well as launching their careers into another stratosphere. F-slash-M-slash-K-Lago head, Mexican, Lizzo. Fuck, Mary, Kill, Brendan, Shob. Mexican and Lizzo. I would have to marry Brendan because I know he's going to get some.

I'm not going to have to sleep with him. You know what I mean? I'm fucking Mexican, dude. And I'm sorry, Lizzo. You're killing Lizzo? Yeah. I am going to kill Brennan Shab.

Oh, dude. I'm gay. I'm fucking gay. Yeah. Yeah, that's actually that's all I'm going to say. Who's the guy in the middle? this guy it looks like paulia I actually don't know who that is

and I don't know who I meant the guy in the front oh this guy that's little brows oh yeah that's what I thought it was the Yvonne chin I don't know who that is maybe the old intern

yeah and then this is a foot lady what's your name feet um cat I think this guy Nick I mean this guy deserves there's a special place in hell for people like this dude if I had to guess I think that's one of the old people from before the guy with the hat

I have no clue who this is yeah I don't know it looks like a UFC fighter did Lizzo roll her truck um okay that's hilarious um Brendan Chobb yeah sad times dude it's just like I thought they were gonna last forever chin looks Asian as shit they fuck Chin's face up for sure they were like like chin's not going to last. They thought that he was not going to be around. Let's make him look like another intern that he might hire. I thought we were going to fight. What happened?

Chappelle Lacey. Oh, Jay. Is that Jay? No. Maybe. Actually, it might be Jay. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

For an old intern named Christian. You know who would be good to ask for this? Mark. Oh. Let's see here. It is hilarious how they go from this to having, I think Mark replaced like eight of these people because he's just like always on go.

But he was like the pros and cons of having Mark is like, he will nuke the room when he's leaving it. Say his name, Hot Chip, Graves guy. He's a man with many hats. Say his name, Hot Chip, Gravesge. The good comics don't fuck with Rogan. I think that was the intern. Okay.

Or it could be a hat guy or be a beanie guy when he was in his hat phase. I have no idea. But I'm sure it's another one of those things where people go, they don't know anything. Yeah. We don't. And we don't. I'd rather it be that way. I've not watched the show once.

This is posted by Busy Middle 8108. Let's see how Bapa spends this one on the shabby show later today. And then you'll, don't get it twisted. The UFC is a proven pay-per-view success. They have a business model. they would never ever give that up and sign all their all their media right deals to Netflix

including pay-per-view because let's say in four years it doesn't work out and then like oh hey remember that Netflix you're paying for every month and it included our fights well we're going back to pay-per-view they would never ruin that

that's just bad business get that out of your head now so all these reports are off I can get to you that what else you got Jen A few moments later UOC announces New Deal with Paramount $7.7.7 billion for seven years

All numbered events will be on CBS for free. What? Yeah, you didn't hear about that? I haven't been offline. I've been trying to fix my tooth. He's got into the group chat. And I also saw, I think, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Luke said that he was like,

I wonder what the fighters are going to get paid now that the pay-per-view money is gone. Like whether it will affect fighter pay. Yeah. Damn. So it's going to be on regular TV. CBS, or Paramount,

I guess. Because is that Paramount Plus now? I don't know. I'm not a numbers guy. That's so weird. I mean, $7.7 billion for seven years, that means like a billion dollars for each year.

Listen, when it comes to the numbers, I'm your guy. It's probably like half of what shop makes, but good. I'm assuming that's to keep some sort of like pay or compensation. like where it's at. Maybe it doesn't go upwards.

You know what I mean? I don't know jack. But they're also going to be making money probably off promos and stuff. Paramount Plus sucks says DC Bank. I don't know. I think I had it. And what sucks about it,

I forgot I had it. So I had to pay for it for a long time and they wouldn't refund me. So yeah, I agree it sucks. Yeah. But, you know,

I would rather pay for Paramount Plus and get the UFC fights for 1199, then pay fucking $80 or whatever the fuck it is now. Yeah. So I'm down with that. Gerardo doesn't even have a billion pennies, B.

I have a lot of pennies, though. He'd be surprised. He's like, actually, pennies, I got a lot of those. I've been collecting. Jirot looks like his pronouns are he gay as shit. Okay, come on, dude. I'll kick you out of here, Successful Egg. And you do own the podcast, but.

No, no. Successful egg needs to keep posting on Reddit. Yeah, dude, you have dropped the, what is it, firing, what time is it successful? interesting. You just shown up to work now. I think you're supposed to be posting viral clips on Reddit. Well, let's not clock out until 5 a.m. please.

It is not. Yeah, the stream. When the stream ends, you better get back, get right back to the Reddit. This is amazing, dude. We saw this last time, I think. Latter Attitude, 6409.

I see homeless cuts everywhere. Dude, so great. Yeah, very funny. Good, good, uh, editing work. Um, let's see here. Always been into groceries. Uh, we already saw that one.

We saw this one. What the hell? Did we see this one? Yeah, this is the foreign. They are, he's translating. This one was great. Lithuanian battery. Let's see. Jumagi.

First day of school outfit. Oh my God. Posted by sweetie honey J. First day of school shenanigans, meeting new moms. Hopefully they're cool. Really missing my Sierra moms. Y'all were so special, you know who you are. I mean, just ready to make enemies, isn't you?

just like, I hope they're cool. Imagine, imagine having to impress another mother. All right, yeah, impress the mother of all mothers. Yeah. The Gringo mother. The slow mother. The Gringo mommy. Have we ever said that before?

Gringo mommy. What's up? Austin! I wonder what it takes to be considered cool by Slow Joe. Money. Okay, so that's easy. You got to hate your kids. Easier.

coffee with milk oh yeah I don't think she's getting black coffee no not a chance if you're getting black coffee you're on her shit list dude because you know why

she calls it shit water I bet you that Shab and her no chance they're getting like black coffee or iced Americanos even though they unless they're copying because that's like

the bit the comedians are doing I know I'm so sorry guys I didn't this is what I was doing I said what's up Austin I forgot to put the screen on oh yeah we're just looking at a mom she's just the brown mommy medium brown mommy what would you do to make friends with her to make friends with her as a mother not like as a guy I'd be like um man I wish I had a golf cart around this would be so cool to have like a golf cart to drive around here yeah and then she'd be like oh I got one I'm like oh my god that's so cool Yeah.

Man, I wish I, like, you know, my spouse didn't stand up for me the other day at Starbucks when the priesta was trying to make me wear a mask. I don't know. I wish I had a spouse that would do that. Yeah. I think she wouldn't be friends with you. She would try to make you delete your husband. Oh, oh, like, I'm in the mom. I was like, what?

Yeah, probably. Yeah. I would I would be like I would first of all just trust myself to begin with I'll be like

how's it going oh my God my name is Louisiana what's a girl's name Kelly Kelly my name is Kelly my name is Nebraska my name is Louisiana I feel like you're trying to like

make it seem like better for me like you said Louisiana so he's like Brennan's having a rough night tonight I'm gonna just I'm gonna say a woman's name is Louisiana to make him look better. I would open it with something like,

my name is, I was going to say another state. My name is Dominican Republic. I got big jokes. Ooh, I'm gayish. Yeah. Louisiana's a great stripper name. Well, let me get to my bit here.

My name is crime. You're crying and you're bloody and you're like, ah, it's very dark. Yeah. That's so funny. My name is Stephanie. There we go. That's easy.

That's not a state. My name is Donald Trump. I'm a mother, I'm a wife, a husband. Do you have a gun? Shout out to you, the MNSXD. Dicey, Dicey, nice work, Gerardo and Cooney. Shout out to you, James Freeman. Do you have a gun?

Let's see here. My name's Australia. I'm seven days ahead. I would be like this. My name is Stephanie. Good to meet you. I've heard a lot about you, Joanna. I'm so excited.

She's vain. Right. Dice. Dicey. Nice work, Girado. coonly. Thank up, James. Thanks, James.

I'd be like, oh, I know about you, you're Joanna. I heard you're moving into town. Welcome to Dallas. Wherever they're at, right, whatever it is.

Sure. I'll be like, I build rapport. Just trust the rapport. Not even ask her to hang out. Just like see her again sometimes. And then when we have a rapport, I'd be like down one day.

Just like, and then act like Joanna. Like, ask me what's wrong? What's wrong? Oh, you don't want to know. No, tell me. These other moms are bitches. All right.

my husband, Wisconsin, he went to the town of Charleston and fucked like 80 girls. Been there. What? Oh yeah. Not Charleston, though. Charleston and he got gonorrhea.

Oh my God. So did mine. Gonorrhea sisters. I'm not going to lie though. I liked the gonorrhea, but you know what else bug me is that he's, you don't want to know. You don't want to know about this stuff.

No, tell me. We're like sisters for life now. Oh, my God. I'm so glad you said that because I was feeling the same way. He is addicted to Adderall. I don't know how to stop it. Are we married to the same man? Are you serious?

Have you ever cut out pictures of uglies? He always tells me to do that. Yeah, I mean, this is how it was, this is how I probably went, honestly. There's a lot of women these days. You don't want to know this either, but my husband, he put out a comedy special and he got a 1.1 on IMDB,

and he cannot stop talking about it. Damn. I can't relate to that, but that's really sad. But it's all fake profiles that are reading it. Oh, yeah, I've heard about that. A lot of, see, I don't know if you know this, but a lot of times when losers hate their life, somebody who's very successful, they will say like, hey, I watch your special, I didn't like it. Yeah, I was going to finish your sentence.

It's exactly what happened to me, dude. Dude, they don't say dude, right? Fam. Women be shopping. Okay, well, we'll stop. That was fun for me. Let's see here. Because I like acting like a woman.

Let's see. This one's posted by handsome black man. It's called, Is Chin looking for a new job at Blizzard Entertainment? Oh, LinkedIn. Blizzard Entertainment right there. Wow. It's not a tab, though.

It's just another bookmark. Interesting narrative, though. Yeah. We'll keep up to date with that. I don't know why I sounded weird there. Gamer. Gimmers. We already saw this.

We saw this. before the lip filler and boltox posted by three fingers of milk Mexico let's see here okay so this one I saw already as you can see I voted it pretty great dude I don't know if you've seen this yet

Callan finally calls out Bapa for texting during the show posted by Mr. Hab hazard wow shout out to have I mean just the title itself I saw it as a notification I was like I gotta see this yeah you got to see that one Let's see. I lived in D.C. when it was the murder capital of the world.

And when they talk about D.C.'s crime wave is lowest. Lowest has been in 30 years. 30 years ago, you dummies, you dummies, it was the murder capital of the world. Okay? So I will tell you this. When you go to D.C., they lock up the toothpaste in the Walgreens. Hey, bro. I'm listening.

You just got breaking news. What? No, keep going. I got breaking news. The tooth face in D.C., dude. No, I'm listening. Breaking news. The mayor from D.C. text me.

I love that Brian called you out on this. Perfect. Hey, bro. I'm sorry, man. It's a late pod. I get shit going on with the family. Take it easy. Jack.

Keep going. Holy shit. I have the middle of the story. How fuck is going on of it? I thought Jim was on a single set, you know? Oh, man. I guess he should be. Damn.

I get it. But it's like, DC's a shithole right now. I guess he should be. Yeah. Damn, that was actually kind of funny. Yeah.

The last part. I mean, that's crazy that Brennan would, we've seen him do it before, so I don't know why it shocks me, but he's got the phone right. He's texting and he gets called out for it. And he shits on Callin.

He says, oh, yeah, toothpaste. That's pretty good. My phone's actually a better. better. Yeah. And then he laughs at him.

That's, and then and then Cali goes, I guess he should be. I like that, actually. Hey, girl. Hey, girl. I also named my daughter

after the wrong character on Stranger Things. I wonder, do people want the host to hate each other? Because if they, if they do, if there's any of that,

you're on the right pot. Now, no but like but like they don't even if we did hate each other like at least I hope that we have chemistry there's no chemistry that seemed like full on hatred

for one another yeah I wonder if that's like sells at all or if it's funny to it's funny for me I guess but if you're a fan of the show do you want this? Well let me play the devil's real estate agent

really quick if they're going through a hard time dude Keep in mind, the hard time has been going on for a long time. Are you in here for a hard time or a long time? Facts. Both, right? They just moved, right? Yeah.

I'm both. Remember that song? Okay, sorry. Are you drunk or you're high? I'm both. Right. But they're going, they just moved. It's going to be rocky, dude.

You know what I mean? They're going to have a lot of resentments. They're going to have a night where they fucking kick it and they talk, you know? And then they're going to come back one day and be like, everything is great. And then it'll be rocky again, dude. You know what I mean? Simochrome life. Yeah. Hard times make soft men.

Soft men make hard times. Hard times was a restaurant in D.C. that served barbecue food. Or chili, I mean. I'm sorry. It served chili. Sorry if the stream is lagging. Yes. I knew it. You knew it was going to happen. Dude, I'm smarter than the chat. It's lagging right now. Hard times make hard men. Soft times make chili at hard times. Hard times make soft men. Soft men make me watch T. fat K. Hard times make Cincinnati

Chili. Hard men fuck eight ladies in Charleston. I try, sir. Hard times make our hands out. Hard times was a parody magazine on the internet. Small teeth make men hard. Hard times bleach coonies hair. Yeah.

Hard men fuck people. It's so funny because you can just say one of them and then say anything at all. It all works. Hard men. I'm gay. What does flappers make? Apple pie pizza, dude. Next question.

Or what part of the scale is flappers? First time here? First time. Burnt pizza. What part of the scale is it on? Soft men, hard men, weak men, week times. Like who makes burnt pizza? Where's flappers?

Oh, oh, flappers? Hard times. Hard times. Do you a bunch of soft flappers employees are making hard times for sure. Hard men eat kiwis. Hard men watch T-fat K clips. Soft men watch Kill Tony.

Yeah. Kill Tony makes you hard. Hard men make anything. inches. All right. We, I think we get the point here. We could do it all night. Yeah, we should move on.

Today's sponsor is. Oh, what? What is this? I love sponsors from Callan now. This one's post by all Barney. How did he think this was a good idea? Softman made me, I kill hard. Paul said, all right.

Let's see you. Today's sponsor is ORA. And I'm going to do something with Kevin here, my producer. And I'm going to have you Google my name. And let's see what comes. Dicey. What the fuck are you doing? That's so funny, dude.

After seeing that, that's nuts. That's actually... Drives me nuts. I actually didn't know that until this whole... Yeah, I bet. That's outrageous, and I'm a little unnerved right now. Messis and wife makes beans, cheese, beans, cheese, cheese. Bean.

Shout out to you, Hail Hawk. What do you think about that? ORA.com makes Callan hard. No, what, no. What do I think about that? Yeah. I mean, I bet it's not,

obviously it's a bit, probably, but you know, Calen is selling a thing that erases bad results from Google searches of you. I thought Arro was, shout out to the 110 likes.

I was guessing here. I thought Aura was those frames. like the picture frames. I have no idea. I can look it up really quick. Keep talking here. So aura.com. Why would,

why would you say, search my name if it has to do with frames? But I mean, we'll see. We'll find out in a second. Well, let me make sure

that I'm not crazy. Let me just put it on the wide. Because it's right now, it looks like it's some sort of AI. See, our frames is another thing. My bad. Oh,

yeah, we're a camera guy. Yeah. That's where your brain goes. No, that used to be a podcast sponsor, like ARA frames, for like the Adam Friedland show.

Oh, okay. Matt and Shane's at your podcast. Pricing. You want to see pricing on this? Let's see. Is there something about identity theft? Oh, it's identity theft. Well, imagine he pays for the family plan and we just forget about his trial altogether,

like his accusations. And so just, it's fake identity theft, but it's really like they go in there and they're like, oh, you're a bad guy. Well, we'll hide the stuff on the internet for you. But it's about identity, too. Your identity on the internet. You guys still see us, right? I don't know why there's a break in comments.

Is it? I hope this is still going. You keep talking, though. Oh, yeah, sorry. I didn't fucking spaced out there, but I hope you can see us. Okay, clip. Okay, I think they're here still. So they, hopefully they saw that.

Yeah, everybody, subscribe to aura.com. Let's blow them up. Let's get them a lot of business. ora.com slash buying or slash calin. Yeah, promo code, Callin. And then I'm working out some with them too. Sorry. What did you say?

As a nod. I was, I'm going to say. Gravy's taking over. Okay, we're good. Look at you guys. Nothing is wrong. Redacted.

Bobba's obnoxious clapback at Raynato Moikano. I think we saw this already. Handsome Black Man posted this. Let's just make sure. College stuff. Speaking of college stuff. Did you see?

Yeah. So that one was a 13-minute clip. We're good on that. Where's me nuts? Wow. That's crazy. that's what he just said Brian I don't think we saw this

no because we already passed how far we made it last year I remember last week I said that those two guys were my dads but I don't know I'm probably not this club though yeah let's see this that's what he fucking just said Brian posted by life is dope as fuck I love that she's the head of HR that's the best part yeah she resigned right away and he got fired shortly after

but he still has all his he owns the company so he no he resigned She got fired. They're talking about the astronomer. Yeah, yeah. And then he's in the same thing. He said the wrong thing and he's like, that's what I just said. Oh, fuck.

I said the same thing. He just said, I love that she's the head of HR. Oh, am I wrong? I'm confused as fuck right now. That's part. Yeah, she resigned right away. Oh, yeah.

He resigned right away. So he said it wrong. Yeah. He got fired shortly after. But he still has all his thoughts. He owns the company. So he resigned. No, he resigned.

She got fired. Yeah. That's why I said that. I mean, I could definitely see myself doing that one, dude. But then the CT, obviously. I mean, I don't know if it's worth going through again really quick, but just look at the body language, dude. They just hate each other. Yeah, they're kind of far from each other.

And I'm not trying to argue that that's true. I'm just noticing it. Yeah. Because he says well at the end there. Something strikes me like Callan let go of his aggressive past where he deals with problems aggressively. And he's more past. about things now.

Maybe. He's being a passive little Nancy on this whole episode right now. Do you think Cal, I know he's like, what he just said probably doesn't seem like this, but do you think he's happy now

because he's in Austin? Yes. He is probably, right? And then Shob is not. Right. Because there's really nothing for him there. Why, though, Callan, or Coney.

Tell him why. Tell him what he needs to do again, dude. Stand up comedy. So, I'm like this. Brendan Shab put out what arguably is the most important stand-up special in the history of comedy. At least current comedy.

Current comedy. Yeah. I mean, as much as I, like, the comedy that I know. So going back to the very beginning of it. Lenny Bruce, George Carlton, Ellen DeGeneres. Jack Black. Anne Gatsby, Jack Black. All the best.

So, I mean, you can't have really, you can't have the best comedy without the worst comedy. And you don't have the Reddit, you don't have elephant graveyard, you don't have Mark. You don't have any of that without Brendan Schaub, or at least not to the level that it's at now. He heightens everyone else's game. He's a coach. Facts. What he does on the T-ball field is what he does when everything he does. Scoop with the bag, cooom-oom-oom, screwing it about. Ruin it. You know, like get kicked out, okay, purse at the ruff umpire. But then it's funny. Now wrap it up Cooney. That's a tiger fact.

Oh, like no, in conclusion, yeah. In conclusion, eight inches. Okay, a little more than, oh, wait, we got a super chance. Woke meets the wall. Why does Callan sit in chairs like a child? That's a good point too. Yeah. Carlton, Schwab, Gallagher, and Rogan. I would honestly make an argument that he deserves a spot on the Rushmore.

And then the other three spots you can fight for. Oh, you mean like really good. one real bad. Yeah. One spot. Like for the current Mount Rushmore, who is it? Thomas Jefferson. Donald Trump.

Wait, who is it? George Washington. Thomas Jefferson. Ben Franklin. Is he on Marshmore? A lot of white boys that work too much. But like one of them is definitely nepotism. He made it up there because of nepotism.

You know what I mean? Who do you put? Are you saying Teddy? Teddy's on it? Nepotism, dude. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Wasn't he like, well,

yeah, because his dad was like super, he's a fucking big deal. Well, because it was built around the time that he was still alive. Was it made when he was still alive? That I don't know. I'm pretty sure that's a tiger fact. What I'm saying is Brendan Schaubb, you know what? Brendan Schaub is the Teddy Roosevelt of comedy. Okay.

Because he's like, he's less famous than the other three. Yeah. He has three. Thank God it's three. okay so that's right Thomas Jefferson George Washington Abraham Lincoln Teddy Roosevelt

Lincoln looks so unhappy to be there I can say fuck I'm a rock Cooney should take a sip of beer every viewing 920 A drink during it I don't know if I can go 24 hours stream drinking that's day drinking too let's see here though I like this dude Who else is?

Rogan's not up there. Shab is a Rogan spot. Shob is right here. So maybe we should just do the worst premiums? Why not? No. Okay.

Because it's for comedy. For comedy in general? Great comedy. It is great comedy. Brendan Chob is so fucking funny, dude. You know what I mean? He doesn't intend to be.

But everything about who he is makes him the funny, one of the funniest people on earth. Okay. You know what I mean? He made people homeless. That's how funny he is. Yeah.

You know? George Washington. I don't know who you want to make that. I don't want to put Lenny Bruce up there and shit. You know what I mean? I think it would be funny if you don't allow bald comics on there. No bald comics. They all have hair.

Yeah. So it's like, oh, yeah. I'm sure you're good. Dave Chappelle. We're going to put you on the Rushmore. You don't have hair. No Richard Pryor, no Deschapel. No George Carlton.

No Lenny Bruce. Carlton was kind of bald, yeah. Brendan Chob. Tony Hinchclay. Okay. But before you get to four, though, I'm going to stop you. You can get another one, but I'm worried you're going to forget somebody that you wouldn't think of just because they haven't technically done stand-up. Two words. Ethan Klein.

Jelly roll. Jelly roll. Yeah, jelly roll. Jelly roll is going to be Abraham Lincoln over there with face tats. Yeah, yeah, I get that. You're like carving out face tats. in the rock. You never felt more redacted than when you do that. If you're like,

were they the stone mason? Somebody put jelly roll. Shecky green. You mean to tell me you don't think jelly roll tried stand-up? Maybe. I mean, you stand up in my heart. Let's see.

Has jelly roll, a lost weight, done stand-up? Being a pre-year-game. Let's see. Yes, jelly roll has. surprised audience with stand-up comedy appearances,

notably at the Comedy Seller in New York City. He's also been seen doing crowdwork with comedian Amber. Hattry? How have we not seen this yet? The world famous comedy seller in New York City is full of big surprises. One of them being the time Jelly Roll got on stage with Josh Adam Myers. He needs to put it in her butt. He needs to put it in her butt.

This is coming from Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll. You think this is hilarious, don't you, Mr. Ladiesman? Yeah, I was right at my alley. He's a chalktop and making music. That's the truth. If there was anybody to listen to, it's fucking jelly roll. Come on.

She needs to let him put it in the butt. Come on. She needs to let him put it in the butt. But sex is okay. I said it. Is this improv? But sex is okay. good God

but sex is okay so the love of God Cooney it better be improv if it is an improv you're making this worse dude like if that's not improv I want to know what comes next there is he going to yes and it then

I guess he did sort of yes and it let her put it in her butt come on he needs a letter put it in her book I said he needs a letter put it in her book all right pretty good stuff

this is worse than Adam Bray be cool for me no it's not there's not a lot of stuff worse than Adam Ray that's not one of them it's not I don't have

the world's most boring story about Josh Adam Myers you want to hear it oh yeah I don't even remember all the details classic cooening but I was at my open mic

that I used to run years ago B and he was sitting at the bar and we were talking and he was like oh man I gotta go to fucking New York

or somewhere right and I was like oh okay cool you're gonna have fun yeah I got a while I got to get somebody to watch my fucking dog. I got to get,

I don't know. Like I have this dog. I got to get someone to watch it. And I, I think at the time I was a dog walker. I might have been like, yeah, I'm a dog walker.

And he was like, yeah. And that was the extent of the story. Dude. And then we're going to make the dolphin noise. Dolphins fuck people, dude. Oh. Oh, man.

Let's see here. Great guy, though. Never met him. Never. Not once, ma'am. Actually, a nice guy. Where's Me nuts? Posted by Jolly Excus, 9-515.

Where's me nuts? I got a little put it in my bud. Can you imagine? That is honestly worse than improv, like actual improv. Yeah. Look at you guys. Comes in black, but as it keeps going, it turns gray. Eight inches.

comes in black but it keeps going to turns the gray. Cooney was a dog walker watch bitch for so long. Jelly donut new comedy assistant. Let's see here. This one's posted by No Victory 3858. Brian makes the mistake of trying to tell Bapa he's raising little

d bags. You want to... Damn, that's a crazy title. I know, right? Any guesses or... Wait, can you read it one more time, though? Yeah. Say the title one more time. Brian makes the mistake of trying to tell Bapa he's raising little d bags.

Ooh. I don't, dude, if he says little douchebags, that's crazy. Yeah, that's a really crazy thing to say about your kids. But I think it's probably more like he's insinuating that they're just like, I mean, that's not their fault. Look at who's raising them. Right. Either one of them is a bad influence.

Let's see. No. It's funny. The coach goes, how do you think you did? But he goes, definitely the best player here. Yeah. He said that. Yeah.

Jeez. I was like, all right, dude. Definitely the best player here. Oh. Yeah. Well,

because some of the kids weren't, you know, yeah. It's rack still. Yeah. At five. Oh, okay.

You get a little worried about them. I had a girlfriend one time and she was, uh, I remember this is probably when I was, I was probably when I was 30 fucking whatever. Yeah, and I meet these, uh,

I had friends who were older and they were actors and I would, I kind of wanted to impress them. I liked them a lot, you know. And, uh, she said, so you're Brian's girlfriend. And she goes,

He likes him. She just looks at it and she goes, hey, he likes him beautiful and young. So I was like, I swear to God, she goes like this. No, she goes, she likes him beautiful, young, and smart as a whip. As smart as a whip. She said smart as a whip. Well, that's a little cocky. And I, and I remember just being so embarrassed by that. I was like, it's a little crazy. Let me say that. You don't have to say that. Yeah, it's a little cringy. Yeah. With Bossy saying that at five, you like it, and it just is what it is, you need to have that cocky. us in sports. Especially because he's five. Yeah. And he's surrounded.

He's by far the smallest kid. He's amongst these giants. And for him to go, best kid here. You're like, my right. So, so, so gun on my head. Different than your girlfriend, right? I don't know if she said smart. Yeah.

I, I just, I disagree on all fronts. Yeah. The girl's saying that is saying it clearly she's saying it as a joke. Right. She's like, he likes him beautiful. that's kind of funny, honestly. It's not bad. And that shouldn't embarrass Brian.

He's a fucking, what an idiot. Here we go again. Mr. Cooney, strike two. Okay. Victim blaming, okay? Brian's the victim. That's open first time for everything. Rolls have been real reversed.

By you. Okay, please continue. Let me fucking see these, dude. Cudharov. has a podcast. A man's right pocket. He's like, this victim,

you know, unfairly accused, falsely confused, honestly, fias me, or sorry. I mean, you clearly don't want to hear

what I have to say. No, no, I want to. Okay. Well, you want to start from the beginning or?

I'm zipped. Strike two, dude. Clearly, Brian didn't like what she said. Mm-hmm. Is that an old cave with you? Yeah,

it's an asshole thing to do. It'd be, like, mad about that. Wait. no well here's the thing you're acting like she was saying like I'm cute and hot and like smart you know like being cute about it I don't think that's what happened okay maybe not yeah first of all I don't even think she was in the know that she was his girlfriend because he hadn't told her yeah you're my girlfriend now is what he said and she said let's talk

and then he was already doing his little is this no he's doing the dance like the weird dance he does Oh my God. And then to save herself, she said that, but she said it in a way that Brian didn't like. So now you're, the reason why you're a victim blaming is because Brian truly did not like that. And you're not willing to hear him out. If she said it in a way that's dushy, yes.

But I just, that's like, you've got to be crazy to say it like that. And I don't blame a child for doing it, but that is a little different. Different, Dallas. Why is your, your five-year-old is saying that he's,

the best because they don't have the comedic ability to be like, I'm the best here. You know, like they don't have that yet. Here's my other. Maybe they do. You're close to strike two and a half for three. Because I, no, I agree with you. I just wanted to say that. No, that's funny.

What's it called? But the kid's saying that dude, guess what? It's not breaking news, dude. A kid's going to be a kid, dog. You don't have to fucking break down everything. Sorry for cussing. No, you're right. It's like, dude.

He's going to say shit like that, dude. That's true. You know what I mean? Yeah. Actually, I agree with you. going to put a Sharpie in my ass. You're going to sit there on a podcast talking about how, oh, I'd have to put a Sharpie in his ass over the fucking weekend.

And I don't know where he's going in life. Look at me now, Mom. I'm in your basement, doing a podcast about Brennan's Job. And that was when you were 35. Okay. No, I mean, I actually, now that you said that, I know you're doing a bit,

but now I kind of agree. It's ridiculous to talk about a kid like that. Brian is wrong twice. He's the one who's wrong twice. He's wrong about the woman. And he's wrong to be like, all mad that Shab's kids said he was good at sports. And then comparing him to his girlfriend, that's a little weird.

That's a little strange, honestly. Yeah. Yeah, you're just talking about your son. That reminds me this time this woman I was having sex with. What? Weird. Where? What are we doing weird?

Yeah. It's like, I just think for Brendan to like denote these things all the time and bring it up on the show, it's like, talk about something else, dude. Yeah, he makes his family look bad. He makes himself look bad and hard times make me sad. Soft people make hard people mad and mad bad times create M word suicides. I'm picturing you now after the pod, you're cooking and you're like, hard times make a burrito, hard times make soft.

Like you're just like fucking talking to yourself, which is what I'm going to be doing. You call me. I'm like, hard times make soft. How's it going? All right. I'm going nuts. Let's see here. Yeah, I don't like that either. Let's see. What do we have next? Sweets at the airport is a no, but this is okay for the world.

What is he? What the hell? I don't know what he's doing, dude. Water. Look at his lips. Oh, man. He's trying to get Zen because there's no, there's no air one there.

He's really pissed off. Oh, they're going to say air conditioning. That would be so sad. They can't afford AC. It makes these expensive. That one's posted by Norm Diesel. Shout out to him. Thank him.

Let's go ahead and upvote these here. Sorry. Trying to get better about upvoting stuff we watch. A car guy, afraid to drive a manual for a hour and a half on the highway. That is crazy. That's no car guy, B.

You're going to complain about your calves? I got chicken legs, dude. I could do this all day. Let's see. I spent some of my UFC antitrust lawsuit check on a 2009 ZR1. thousand horsepower to the wheels now the plan was to pick it up and then drive back with the kiddos in that

and my father-in-law was going to go with me but then I got in it it's a six-speed, it's manual I thought probably not the best parenting if I put them in this thing and drive all the way back to Austin I mean it's only like an hour and a half it's just not smart

I mean if you drive manual you drive it everywhere now Yeah. He just is a guy that talks for a living and sometimes when you're talking, you just say shit. That's one of those just say shit moments. Yeah. Hot oil makes soft talk was hard. I'm glad.

What would you do with your UFC antitrust money? Oh, dude, where do I start? You know what I mean? Get a little doghouse for the squirrels. You know what I mean? because you know what did William say when you're talking about Michael Jackson

oh no talking about Michael Jackson he's like you want to impress kids you're gonna get an amusement parking and get all this stuff like if I want to impress women I'm gonna get silk bed sheets stuff like that oh yeah

if I want to impress the squirrels around town you know I mean I'm gonna start getting nuts not like metaphorically but literally like buy some nuts leave them out front yeah dog house you know right

probably move out of this place but put the squirrels first before my living situation you know. Yeah. And by this place, I mean my mom's basement. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where you obviously live.

Yeah. What about you? What are you going to be buying? Wigs. Yeah, dude. That was one thing when I first started working with you on the show. I was surprised with how many wigs you had, dude. I did have a lot.

I mean, I do a lot of skits and bits. Yeah. I don't know where those wigs are now. That's a lie. I don't know. I honestly, you know, that is actually not to think about it when we moved. I was like, I have some costume stuff. And she goes, all right, put all your

wigs and costume stuff in that box. So now I don't know where that box is. Okay. She hid it from you. Yeah, I don't know where it is. Yeah. But, I mean, I probably do have some. They're shit, though, man.

I want to like better wigs. Yeah. I want to be like a costume extraordinary like Brennan shop. Yeah. Let's see what else we got here. We'll round out the show pretty soon here. Can someone else please post these so I don't have to. Crypes, her caption is while, LMAO, keeping it PG for the kid pool.

Okay. That's insane. I mean, I wasn't even looking at the picture saying that. His name is penis poop 69. All right. Let's see you here. Me, Racer, posted by No Dream 8306, me, racerhead. It's pretty good.

Nice. I think that came out when he, like, fucked up. Do you say that in a clip? Have you seen that one? I'm assuming he said Me Racer. Oh, okay. No, I think it's just a play on Eraserhead.

Really? Did he say Me Racer? I think so. Oh, shit. I could work as that, but I'm assuming, you know, like a fan of David Lynch saw a clip where he did that.

I could be wrong, though. Do the comments know? Yeah, do you guys know? This is my guess. Because I definitely wasn't watching the clips when I was scrolling through this and I saw this like a few weeks ago. Me Me, Me, Racer.

in Golden Hour. Successful egg, thank you, but please get back to making the clips for our Reddit. He's legally blind. He's a me racer. We're hosted Mexican night. Bapa's neighbors are a little racist and that's me nuts. Damn. I didn't know that.

I mean, this is a pivotal part of this podcast. You knew something I didn't know. Chocolate chip with salsa all over it. Hell yeah. Thank him. Dasmagee. Shout out to you. You knew something that I didn't know so first time for everything chin hard times makes off man

This was supposed by Clint puller or chips. Let's see what's a bit we're hosted Mexican night tonight which I think is a little racist Really you may 2025. Yeah and then they were inviting all the neighbors over because For you guys I'm doing this because I trained Jiu-jitsu and things are hurting a lot in this area Yeah, your age is expected but yeah, it's Mexican night well they because they kept that because Joe and our mom always make authentic Mexican food It's good. I eat it maybe once a week. Yeah. They make it every night.

It's super unhealthy. So then the neighbor's like, oh, we'd love to have some food. So they're like, oh, you should host Mexican. I'm like, little racist. Let's do it. Come on over gringoes. Yeah.

Come on over gringos. So there's three. Isn't that racist? Come on over gringos? I guess so. Yeah. To the gringos. You can't be racist to white people, do you?

Yeah. Or specifically gringoes. Mm-hmm. You've oppressed us for too long, Cooney. I'm sorry. Yep. I'm sorry, looking at your baldhead brings back a lot of traumatic

ancestral memories. I will let you have half my tater tie. Two pounds of tinga. There's flouchas. There's posola. No way, dude. We're getting more? This feels like a deleted scene

from the Gringo Poppy. I know. It's like, yeah. It's the end of the show. and save the best for like then kind of thing. Yeah, do you. Like is he going to do more? Can I say one thing before he starts?

Yes. I want to make an admission to you. I, and I'm going to play the duck noise. I kind of find it funny when he makes fun of Brian for being old. I think some of the old jokes are funny. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry to everybody that watches.

I would have laughed. I kind of laughed a little bit at when he said that he was hurt and he said, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. can the show can we move on from that or is that that's the end of the show we'll talk about this later we specifically said no laughing at britton chob dude i can't help it i mean he says it so much that i have a thought on it oh yeah what is your thought like dude get another knee jerk reaction you know what i mean it is hacky he does it every

time he does it every time you're right gerto it allows him to be on his phone my name is not Gertow He's on his phone Because he thinks it's like so good that he doesn't have to He's like yeah whatever a fucking 86 year old bitch Is that what they say the retirement on That's so funny earlier when he said he was when he was 30 years old And Chob said oh back in 68

I saw you go like this I didn't know it was from a place of liking 60 actually Oh yeah God damn it Let's see I want to hear these Mexican names. Pounds of tinga. There's floutas.

There's Psole. Oh, man. Now I go, I'm white, right? I'm white as fuck. I go, okay. It's super Mexican looking. I know, but but hardcore. Actually, super white. Sure stuff for the Dodgers. That's it. Yeah. Not my wiener. But anyway.

On Logan Paul's podcast. Not my wiener. I won't have that that now. Christ, dude. You got to, you have to have some foresight, Cooney. It's saying that he's funny. I don't. care if his dick jokes are stupid. I enjoy them too because they're that bad.

But the old thing, like I almost ironically enjoy that. I'm sorry. R. F. Tmos. Mama, mama, it's takito. In the stream. In the street. You laugh with Brendan Wye specifically

asked you not to. Jerto get checked for Graves ASAP. It's not GERDAO, dude. You had a camel toe. Oh my goodness. You had a camel toe. Do you remember that? No, I don't. That's what do you call that?

A moose knuckle? That's in this room. That's me nuts. That's me nuts. Now, that's funny, dude. That's me nuts is funny. It's a crazy thing to say. Yeah, I do like that.

That's a vagina. That's a denim vagina. Big nuts. No, those are on big nuts. That's a denim vagina. No, that's my nuts split like that. You know what the problem is the jeans are too tight. No, that's not the problem.

No, I'm really thinking about myself. It's Photoshop, you've gone with this. My nuts are too big. That's not where you're going. What's like shoes do you wear? 13. Or you know what that means? Giant nuts.

You have a giant vagina. Oh, fuck. It's so small. He just gets destroyed nonstop. He gets destroyed all the time. It's so funny. It never stops. Cooney's in too deep.

They're saying. Oh, yeah. I'm a big fan. dude. Next thing you know, we're going to hear Adam Ray jokes that Cooney's quoting. No, get the fuck out of here. Adam Ray's worse. You know what I mean? Not yet.

That's what I have to say to that. It only gets worse, never better when you start going down the path of a, what is it called? Destruction like this. And that's my time. And that's what I appreciate. I didn't. do that on purpose.

And yes, I appreciate it. God. Damn, I'm not even lying right now. Dude, shout out to the 318 people in here. Earlier, somebody left a comment said, let's get them up to 200 likes.

And in my mind, I was like, yo, we're close to 200 likes. Oh, yeah, James said that, yeah. Dude, what the fuck am I looking at right now?

I appreciate James Freeman doing that because it's kind of, he's like the kid on the baseball team when you're down, you're down 10 to 1. Come on, guys, we only got two outs. We can do this. What the fuck?

74 away from that number, James? What the fuck are you doing? He's like, come on, guys, we can do it. Shut up. Put on your rally cap. Shut the fuck up, James. I'm not kidding. Thank you.

Rally cap. Let's rally, guys. Well, I'll only do it if you guys believe. We're losing by the slaughter rule, James. The mercy rule. They used to call the slaughter rule when I played. Oh, wow. I mean,

tip of the hat. That was not good. Were you on the Redskins or the Indians? Damn, I don't remember any, I don't remember a single name of our baseball teams. Well, I'll tell you what,

if we don't get to at least 300 likes right now, we're not going to stream 24 hours of the Greengo Poppy dude. Yeah, yeah, we're calling it out. I'm calling it off right now. Yeah, it's got to be over, it's got to be over 300.

You know, after. I don't want to have to do this. I thought we were going to get a huge surge when I said that we didn't. Make the noise, dude. You're lucky I'm not in the mood. No, you know which noise I'm talking about. Dolphins fuck. Oh, oh.

Yeah, this is, I love doing this one. That's not going to stop if you guys don't like the fucking video, dude. They're not even watering this anymore. Sort of. This fucking thing sucks. It sucks so bad. We got one less like because you did that. This shit is terrible, man.

It's like you gotta suck it hard to get it out, pause. Even that makes a noise. This is the worst water bottle I've ever bought. Trash. I should have returned it. Shout out to you guys. Hopefully you liked the parody song at the beginning of the episode today. We're gonna try to do another one for next week

or next Tmos. I'm not sure. We've got to figure that out. I got a couple in mind, though. What are they saying? Let's talk to the chat before we get out of here. Adam, yeah, I can bring an Australian voice back. You know, it turns into Jamaica and Irish, sadly. Yeah, the upsteak.

So we've got to bring back. That was so funny, man. I got to look at the Jamaican slang again. I never remember it. You skipped it a bad gerdo. Thank you. So do some patois. Shab, Patois.

Suck it hard to get it out. Gooney strikes again. Oh, shout out to you, Paul C. Thank you. Google Guys, Coach is right inside. Look at James. So, James, you know, when you talk, you become memeable. Let's see.

Guys, coach is right. That's great. Let's see here. that's great. Shout out to you. So good, man. Hell yeah, dude. Thank you, Cooney.

Legs is a beast at scoring these business deals for deity. Fat Joe and Fat Patrick together at last. Yeah, Legs probably set that up. He's probably right. Cooney has been secretly giggling at shop jokes on ironically,

Travis TV. Get back to work, successfully. Oh, yeah. First of all, that's, yeah. Yeah, you make your jokes on your break time. It'll make me look at my watch again. It must be his two-hour break right now.

It's been too long since a viral post has happened in our Reddit. I'll have no sass from you. Legend. Well, let's fucking go. James Freeman. Was that Gertow as a kid? I was chubby, okay? You happy about that?

Gerto, I mean, I told you already. I'm not going to lie to you. Gerto is my favorite now. I don't know what it was before that. Hernardo. Oh yeah, it was, wasn't it? Hernardo. Herrna or Hernado.

Hernado. Hernato, actually, you know what? Hernado still does it for me, too. Hernardo's dead, though. And Gerto and Hernado are just like on another level. That's so funny. What would the Chambi say if they had to give a pep talk?

Guys, guys, I'm the best one here. Invite Josh Denny on the 24-hour stream and just beat his ass, LMAO. Come on, Dasbegee. I was chubby side eyes. Well, if you guys didn't know, we do a live stream every Wednesday. Next week is going to be the regular raccoon tweeties live stream.

I'm going to try to make another song for, like, original song for Gringo Poppy-esque type things. Gerardo, I think you're more Wadalajara than SLOGO. Thank you for spelling my name, right, Adam. What is Rinaldo's opinion on Tinga? Never had it. Gerardo looks like his pants are sharp carpet from a 90s bathroom. Look at my pants.

I got mustard on my pants. It looks like I came myself. Do that? Oh, Formula One. You want to, I guess you're wanting fisticups. Well, that can happen. So, yeah, we're going to end the stream here.

All right, guys. September 20th, a lot, 24-hour stream. Join the Patreon. Have a good night. Yeah. Oh!