10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub GETS POLITICAL! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #96

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

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got today, Clint is going to be posted by Krakinski. It's called if check engine was a person and it's a picture of Bappa dating. The sunglasses are always so funny to me. Posted by Krakinski. It's called If Check Engine Was a Person. And it's a picture of Bappa Daddy. The sunglasses are always so funny to me. Yeah. It's like Rastafarian sunglasses a little bit there.

They're just too big. They're too big as well. Yeah. I mean, I know he's silly, but that's just too big. And then I don't like people that groom their beards. Oh, you really are against grooming. I usually just grow my shocker.

I'm shocked. So do you, he has a lot of sunglasses, right? I think he has more shoes or sunglasses. Ooh, million dollar question. Daddy.

Um, Oh my God. I didn't think you'd stump me this early in the episode. I'm going to have to say shoes. Dude, he has to have more shoes. He's a sneakerhead, deity. Yeah, you're probably right. But it would be easier to have a lot of sunglasses.

I feel like sunglasses, are they cheaper than shoes? No, I'm double thinking. Not when you're shy. Double thinking. Yeah, you're double thinking. So second. And then what about these gold chains, Diddy? It's like a hard rock Nick thing or hard rock Chris or whatever it is.

Hard rock Chris. Yeah. I mean, everything Shab does is ridiculous. We're hating on the man. He's just trying to live. Yeah. He's just trying to live. He's just trying to live his motherfucking life, man.

Come on, man. It's just a picture B. All right. This one's posted by Boppa Bink. It's called, looks like Rogan just confirmed the residency. A lot of talk of this on the Changs. Okay. So Joey,

he's back in motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah. Not Schaub though. Yeah. Well, Schaub didn't suck his dick for five minutes in the mothership. So do you think Joey sucked his own dick?

Yeah. He's like, if I got to get in this club, I got to fucking be ready to suck dick. I'm going to suck my own dick for 15 minutes at the residency. The motherfucker,

shit, Austin, Texas, motherfucker. He sucks his own dick and he's like, I still only get five minutes on my fucking war. I suck my own dick. I take Exempic. Exempic.

My fucking, you know what I'm saying? I think, I think Joey Coco Diaz's shop's in, dude. He starts greasing up Joe Rogan. He's like, listen, I got a friend, Brendan Shob. He's excellent down there, downstairs.

Yeah. He could put in a word for Brendan. But listen, I've been seeing him. He's doing pretty good lately. Yeah. He's named the Gringo Papi. What did they think Brendan's going to do? I mean, he's just started coming.

Yeah. Three weeks ago. Okay yeah maybe i i hope uh i hope those shows went well for joey great guy never met him let's see this is the first video i think this is an old school clip but it's uh liked a lot on chains it's posted by astro creep five coup it's uh that time when Thor Jornsson called Brendan out for lying about 225-40. But football, it's just different. We don't really max out to that extent, you know? Our thing's 225. And he goes, oh, yeah, you guys do 225.

We had the combine pro day. We do 225. We go, you ever done 225? He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the most you did? He goes, I think he said a few months ago he did 40. Or I think maybe 36. I go, oh, cool.

He goes, what's the most you did? I go, last summer he did 40 or I think maybe 36 oh cool what's the most you did I go last summer I did 40 and his face changed he goes you beat me I go I guess

I mean dude your answer is well you have longer arms no I was like you know you have so much harder so I'm so much lighter but

why is he not stopping Callan did a little bit of a cat So I'm so much lighter. Why is he not stopping? Callan did a little bit of a cat bit there with the longer arms thing. Oh, yeah. Freaking Brendan used to do that. He was like, well, look at his short arms, dude. You can't even lift or whatever. Or whatever he said.

I may be misremembering. Oh, it was six foot. Something about a short guy. It doesn't count. And then the short guy, Griffin or whatever it was, he was like lifting a lot. And he was like, look at his short arms. He can't lift or whatever.

The thing is, I said it's a conditioning thing. It's a rep thing. I was training for it. And I said, now at the combine with the count of all those reps, I wasn't fully extended. And he goes,

I was fully extended. I go, yeah, so yours is probably better. But I did 40. No matter what you say, I did 40. And he goes, cool, do it now.

We'll film it. Me and you go. We'll do it now. I went, he got competitive. Yeah, I went, I'm not doing that now. I go, dude, I just got done deadlifting, pulling a truck. I'm not going to do it now. He goes, no, do it now.

I go, Thor, I'm not doing it now. And then I have to get strong. I go, Thor? Games of Thorn? Right? That happened. Game of Thor, Thorns? Thrones?

It's so funny. Yeah, it's awesome when he messes up words I mean it takes a certain amount of confidence I'm just realizing this now to do a show with nicotine in your mouth like that yeah just with like stuff in your mouth essentially food is in your mouth I just told you

how do you do that I tried zen for the first time I cannot imagine having three of those in my mouth, dude. Right. Cause it, what does it make you high or something? Or you just, you'll overdose on nicotine. That's insane. You know me, I love fucking vaping, smoking cigarettes. I'm a, I'm a fucking dirty little boy, dude. But if I put three pouches in my mouth at the same time, I don't, I don't, I think that's equivalent to doing DMT. That's insane. So like affect your brain. Do you want people to like communicate as well?

No, just super heavy dose of nicotine. Cause remember how he said it makes you smarter when you did the Zen, did you feel like you were like, you know, you could podcast for a living or talk for a living? Definitely not. Dude.

I mean, I was playing golf and I had a terrible game of golf. You played worse at golf? Yeah. Zen fucked your golf game up? I hit like 39 over par on nine, on the front nine. I went 39 over. Okay.

I'm not a numbers guy, so that means nothing to me. First time trying Zen, dude. Damn. Well, Zen, you're a blog buzzer. You don't help with golf. And it was an easy course, too. It's like I should have done a lot better. When you had it in your mouth,

did it change the way you talked at all? No, because I'm used, I've done dip before. Right. You know, I'm very well acquainted with nicotine and like,

you know, talking with stuff in my mouth, pause. Right. Like sunflower seeds and shit like that. Whatever. No,

it's just fucking strong as shit. He looks weird with the stuff in his mouth. He was making weird motions with his mouth while Brian was talking. He was positioning the stuff. And I just think that's such a strange choice to do that while you're podcasting. But maybe we should do one episode

where I put food in my mouth or something. I don't want to put dip in there because I've never dipped and I don't really have any interest in it. I feel like it's kind of, I don't judge you if you do it, but for me, I would feel like I'd probably throw up or something

because the first time you do it, it does that, right? Yeah. It doesn't taste good. We should do rogue nicotine, dude. Yeah. If we get a certain amount of subscribers on Patreon, maybe I'll do rogue nicotine one time

and put it in my mouth and see if I can podcast like that. Boner. Damn it. All right. Let's see this. All right. I forgot what we were doing.

It's not happening. Game of Thorns. That's pretty good, dude. Let's go back once. Just like this little. Games of Thorn, right? Not happening. Games of Thor.

It's not happening. And he goes, goes okay that's fine I go yeah dude we're not going to do this this is stupid dude and he goes alright tomorrow morning meet me here we'll do it I went alright dude I got his face we're friends at this point you loved him right he's a great guy absolutely fell in love with him

I got his face I went Thor I can't emphasize enough I don't give a shit how strong you are and I'm not going to meet you here tomorrow he started laughing I go dude I don't do any of this anymore I said I don't care I want how strong you are and i'm not gonna meet you here tomorrow he started laughing i go dude i don't do any of this anymore so i don't care i want to meet him he sounds great we gotta get him on the podcast it's just so easy not to fucking flex on somebody that does that shit for a living it's a it's a weird thing to be like yeah i can i guess this is the world's strongest man right he's talking to thor i'm assuming from the name and then he's the game

of thrones guy yeah the mountain he's like Game of Thrones guy. Yeah, the mountain. He's like, yeah, man, I can lift like more than you can. If he just did that with other people, anytime he sees somebody,

he's kind of like, you know, Judah Friedlander has like the world's champion and they ask him what and he's just like, I'm the champion. And they does bits about it,

but obviously he's not the best at everything. Yeah. He's doing that, but he's serious. Like, he's just like, I can lift. He you do magneto days of future seven past magneto dude i'm trying to do oh yeah you're messing up his name yeah days of future magneto past there you go that's better one yeah it's just like i hate one uppers dude one uppers suck my cack dude true uh let's

see here that was very shocking me to say suck my cack but let's see uh here's our girl we got tulsi gabbard up in dude why is she going on the podcast not a good look for her i don't think i mean if you want to be taken seriously as a politician or person in the political field to go on tfk yeah seems like a step down do you think they use the reddit numbers to be like we got 156,000 fans on reddit or maybe she's just they might or maybe she's just a big fan of the show yeah she likes she likes shop he does have a black belt in podcast everybody knows him right yeah like what was the thing he did with the cell phone where he was like oh yeah the guy on the cell phone was talking about knowing him or something i don't know maybe that happened with tulsi let's see here i haven't seen any of

these clips i just saw that tulsi's on a lot of them and i'm like let's go daddy she kind of looks like she could be in the x-men she's got that oh yeah she's got rogue vibes on her. Maybe that's how they're named comic books-wise. He thought that that was the real-life rogue. Oh yeah, that's who he thinks he's interviewing. Rogue from X-Men. And he likes Rogue Nicotine. And he's fired so many people, so he has his own batch of X-Men, dude. He thinks this is Lex.

X-Gays. But then demonizing you you it just shows how crazy and maddening the democratic party is because you check all the boxes they want female

especially yeah you check out boxes they want I like seeing I'm walking out there for a second I like seeing Schaub's understanding

of politics too yeah he's going to break down his philosophy you know he's put a lot of time he's read some some read some Heigl and some political theory.

You know he had a phase where he was balls deep in the law, dude. Oh, for sure. 100%, dude. Veteran, color. But veteran, that scares them.

Every single box. That scares them. So when the, you know, female. So it's like, well, this is what you guys want. And then they demonize you. It's like,

oh, this isn't, they're not about making a change. This isn't good. Now they're about control and power. My question for you, Tulsi, which I don't understand is like, with the extreme like wokeness and the far left, like, how's it, how's it going? Like, what's the plan? You know what I'm saying?

Great question. Like for anyone that votes, you know, I think most politicians are corrupt and it's a little dicey. So, you know, I think most politicians are corrupt and it's a little dicey. I don't pick sides there really, but sure as hell don't pick left. My thing with that is, if someone's going to vote that way,

how can they continue to vote that way when you look at the blue states? It's a disaster. I just don't understand. Dude. His rhythm of speech is so annoying because it's just never ending and then when he starts to think of something else he's gonna say it and he talks in this way that it's just never ending yeah i can't even replicate it myself because i mean i would

never vote blue right again you're you know you check all the box check out the boxes he really doesn't give the person any chance to answer and he also doesn't not only does he not give them a chance to answer but there's not even really a question yeah it's just a statement it's kind of like he's gadooshing you while feigning a question he did gadoosh her a little yeah because he was like you know a politician i don't trust them at all. I mean, they're not great. She's a politician. He doesn't even realize that.

Yeah. He's like, you're here, so you're a podcast guest now. Yeah. Tulsi, what is that? Like Oklahoma with salsa on it? And even if you are, you know, pro-blue and you want to go left like what's the benefits because look at how it's like my only question for those people that vote that way is how's it going like what good has come out of the biden cabinet like we're in it it's a disaster right now yeah nowhere

safe we defunded the police crimes up homeless is up like we're not doing well homeless is up homeless is up he knows that oh he knows that that's what he's really mad about homeless being up he's like homeless is so bad cats are getting homeless dude do you know about reddit

yeah he asked her about reddit that's the real question at the very end he's like have you ever heard of reddit it's all full of blue people who are left

you know that's Biden's cabinet what's good is come out of biden's cupboard and that's the show guys he doesn't even get his answer oh so i just don't see how they can keep leaning into that um he said like 10 things what is she supposed to say to that there's so many things to respond to there leave it like give him give her one question dude do you want to he's gonna ask jay she's got that axe jay face on you know he's gonna call the hotline jay's waiting behind her just like i'm ready anytime you need me uh do you want to try to answer the questions he's asking as we could like stop and pause okay sure okay yeah that a good bit. And if it doesn't work out, then fucking we'll get a good douche. This part,

dude. Ready? Well, you're demonizing you. It just shows how crazy and maddening the democratic party is. Cause you check. Oh, fuck.

He doesn't ask any questions yet. All the boxes they want. Okay. Now it's his question. Do you think I would be like, okay, you're saying I check all the boxes because I'm a woman and I'm a person of color.

Is that what you're asking? And then I would be male. Yes, I do. Okay. And I'm, yeah, I was going to,

Oh, so you've finished talking. I don't, yeah. I, what would you, what would you say to that? I would be like,

yeah, thank you very much, Brendan. I, I do believe I do check all the boxes. Uh, I would be a great candidate for, uh,

the democratic party, a bleed, baby. Wait for it. And then Brendan sucks, right? All she was able to say is superficially. She said that? Yeah, she was like superficially. Let's see.

Female. Superficially, yeah. Veteran. Yeah. Color. Veteran. But that scares them. Every single box.

That scares them. So when the, you know, female. So it's like, well, this is what you guys want. Yeah. Okay. Here's what I would say. I would say, yes, and the, you know, female, so it's like, well, this is what you guys want. Okay. Here's what I would say. I would say, yes,

Brendan, I do check every blocks. I, a lot of this, like, but here's the thing. A lot of the democratic party, we,

we all know it. And I, I'm going to get some hate for saying this. Probably, there'll probably be some comments. They're blog boss. Right. Cause I'm someone who who if you elect me,

I'm going to show up seven times a week. Okay? And I'm going to be different. Oh, Dallas? My policies will be different. Okay? Dallas,

if you had a lockdown with me, dude, it was just me. If we were locked down in Congress with me and the bros, bro, Dallas, papi.

Okay? That shit would be spicy spicy we'd fuck each other i represent all 50 states but i love you texas there you go dude there it is all right that's all you need so let's see they demonize you it's like oh this isn't they're not about making a change this isn't good now they're about controlling power my question for you tolsi which i don't understand is, is with the extreme wokeness and the far left, how's it going? I like how he says my question is, and I don't understand it. So right away he's letting you know he doesn't know what the question is asking, that he's asking.

So how's it going, the wokeness? How's it going, though? How's the wokeness going? How's wokeness going? That's kind of a gadoosh. It's like, what's it like being, or how's it going how's it going though how's the how's wokeness going that's kind of a gadoosh it's like what's it like being or how's it going being fucking well yeah because she used to be a democrat so she's woke she's part of the wokeness right yeah well she's a democrat right no now she's an independent oh i believe or maybe a republican i'm not sure at this point both she sees it both ways okay you know she's weighing both options. But how's it going? She's a Democrat with salsa on them.

Yeah. Not too good, man. I mean, look at what Biden's America has done. In Biden's America, dude, there are, the shop doesn't even do stand-up anymore. Okay, where are you, Joe? Step in.

Yeah. All he does is shows in California, maybe sometimes, and then he has a residency and he had toels it because people are getting pregnant left and right. Tarek, Legs, fucking Brad or whatever the fuck. Mark. Mark.

Dude, it's like, step in, dude. Bad. That's what I'd say. Brian's fucking pregnant again. What the heck? Is he like 80 years old? He's like 800 kids, dude. There's going to be a Callen army. Yeah. The plan. You know what I'm saying? Great question.

Like for anyone that votes, and I think most politicians are corrupt and it's a little... Okay, you can... He hasn't asked a question. Oh, okay, okay. There's no question. I mean, it would be funny

if he was like, real quick though, how many chicks you fuck? Oh, yeah. He could do that, but he's a comedian genius. He pulls that whenever he wants. Dicey. So, you know, I don't pick sides there really, but he's a comedian genius. He pulls that whenever he wants. Dicey.

So I don't pick sides there really, but sure as hell don't pick left. But my thing with that is if someone's going to vote that way, how can they continue to vote that way when you look at – There's a question. There's a question. How do you continue to vote Democrat? I mean, you don't. I mean, if I could do a time machine, I would go back to when Trump was president

and the Gringo Poppy just came out. Did it back to when Trump was president and the gringo poppy just came out did it come out when he was president I don't think so 2021 2022 something like that

alright well that was one good thing that was good about the Biden presidency yeah 2022 I think 2022 yeah

oh yeah duh yeah my brain's blocked the blue states it's a disaster yeah so it's just again a statement he says all blue states, it's a disaster. Yeah. So, it's just,

again, a statement. He says all blue states are a disaster. He lives in California. Yeah, he lives, that's where he chose to live.

Yeah. He likes, I mean, someone's got to be there to fucking, when the shit hits the fan, save everybody. He already pulled a

chick out of the car. Yeah. Like a family or whatever. So, excuse me, ma'am, how many chicks do you fuck? The roads aren't safe for flipping their car. Yeah. Like a family or whatever. So. Excuse me, ma'am. How many chicks do you fuck? The roads aren't safe.

I just don't. Flipping their trucks. Yeah. Understand, even if you are, you know, pro blue and you want to go left,

like what's the benefits? Because. What's the benefits if you're pro blue and you want to go left? What does he say? Pro blue, pro blue

and you want to, pro blue and you want to go left. Like, like vote left i guess what's the benefits the benefit uh remember you're tulsi gabbard you're not brendan cooney oh okay if i'm tulsi gabbard that if i'm tulsi gabbard then i would say you're absolutely right brendan i mean look just look around the left what do they do they just they're haters they're like homeless people.

Why would you even pay attention to what they think? They have a profile of a cat. The left ain't got no magic mind. Oh, the left, that's a good point. The left has no merch. Yeah. They're sleeping on cardboard boxes, not fucking Helix mattresses, deity. What time do they wake up?

If you're a Democrat, what time do you wake up? 435. Exactly. Yep. They're not stopping any of our enemies, dude. Nope. 4.34, fucking Russia and ISIS are waking up at 4.34, or 4.35 too. 4.35 as well, and you're waking up at the same time, dude?

Good luck with that. Check yourself, daddy. Look at how, like like my only question for those people that vote that way is how's it going like what good has come out of the biden cabinet like we're in it it's a disaster right now yeah dude do you think he really knows what a cabinet is i was just gonna say the same thing yeah yeah i think probably but it'd be funny to ask him to define like tell me about what what do Develop more of your point on this cabinet. Who are the members of the cabinet?

He's like... Name one. He's like, you got cup, bowl, plate. He's like, there's that fucking... There's that chick that fucks, whatever. At the top of my cabinet, I got a strainer. Okay. Dude, like you're actually going literal.

Okay. Yeah. Well, what do you fucking think the shop is going to do, dude? There's a banana in there. Thinking about putting my fork in the cabinet, but it's in the shelf. Uh, would the drawer damage?

I'm an idiot. Uh, all right, let's see here. Let's go on from that fucking bullshit. This is a, another Astro creep school one. It's Brendan is spinning the narrative that he knows details on the diddy

raid. Oh shit. Do you want to guess? That's amazing that he's doing thatdy raid. Oh shit. Do you want to guess? That's amazing that he's doing that. I know. Every time. Do you want to guess what details? Um,

no, I couldn't even imagine. I'm assuming he knows a chig. Oh, like he'd like a girl that's involved. Yeah. Yeah. Or he knows her from fighting and black belt and podcasting stuff, you know?

He's raided. Both houses raided. The memes are hilarious. I have a friend who's involved with it. What do you mean you have a friend who's involved with it? No, he's friends with Mace. No, with someone who's doing the raiding. One of the guys doing the raiding.

He's friends with one of the cops. Oh, shit. You already said too much. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to give you any details. Yeah, you will. Off air, I will. Listen, until they put out that there's a warrant for his arrest and he has to turn himself in, this is nothing.

Just wait. Okay. You think the feds raid two houses for the fucks of it? No. The fucks of it. That's got to be some of your rumor. For the fucks of it? No. The fucks of it. That's got to be some of your rumor. For the fucks of it? I'm just saying, though, they're raiding.

And he jumped on a plane, a private plane. It doesn't even matter what you say back to Brendan. You feel stupid. Yeah, being in a conversation with him, yeah. Yeah, if you were to look at me and go, oh, you think I just podcast for the fucks of it? I feel like an idiot, dude.

When you did it like that, you sound like D'Elia. I think who is it saying? Oh yeah. Jesus was saying that Brennan just basically does like a dumber version of D'Elia. Yeah. I think that was,

you just proved it right there. I love the idea of department of Homeland security being like, all right, we called you into this meeting because one of you assholes talked to Brendan Schaub. Yeah. Which one was it? Who DM Brendan Schaub? Famous comedian.

We're not leaving this room until you fess up. All right, let's see here. Where were you on the day they were filming the Gringo Poppy? This one's posted by Moneyloan1864. As he's saying that, rogue nicotine falls out of one of their pockets on the floor. He's like, Jim, you fucking asshole. I knew it. That was too much rain energy for one man.

This is posted by Moneyloan1864. It's called Reheated Dish, but I swear to God, this is the moment Rink's new boppa was helpless. Let's see here. I'm not jewish so he talks to me oh true what else you got jen do you know have you have you met kanye yes what about him dude have you talked to him? Spent time with him? Mm-hmm. He knows who you are? I doubt it.

Probably just a white boy with a face, man. Or he might. With a face. I'm not Jewish, so he talks to me. Oh. True. Jesus Christ. Oh, man.

Hopefully that was alive, dude. Even George is like, what the fuck? What are we doing here, man? I'm going to lose my job. George is like, I'm getting a vibe. I'm going to get fired soon.

If this is what they do on the show. Yeah. Um, all right, well let's go on. That was an awkward one. Uh, this one's posted by haphazard and one of our guys, it's called being on the front of a Magazine is a Pretty Big Deal.

Let's see here. Dude, I know we had Tulsi here, but don't treat me different, dude. Don't treat me any different. Well, what do you mean? Dude, I'm just a normal guy. Whatever. I'm a normal guy, dude. Did you go viral again?

Well, typically week to week I do. I'm glad you asked. But I'm on a magazine cover. i'm on a magazine cover you're on a magazine cover yeah bro bring this up why don't i know about this let me see this i'm gonna get magazine subscriptions are still very big i read magazines man is it man man what is it what is it oh i'm a plus size model trucks i'm a damn Yeah, they don't just put people on magazines for the fucks of it. How does he do it? For the fucks of it?

You're good at that. That's the thing I want to be good at. Yeah, probably not. Street Trucks magazine, they just went Baja mode. Street Trucks. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of this magazine. Street Trucks, Street Fighter.

Can you get this in... What if you were in Ralph's and you saw this? Fucking die laughing. Well, you would see this seven days ago in an Australian Ralph's. Is it in an Australian magazine? Oh, no. Yeah. Jesus fucking Christ, dude. Plus size model now.

You think I'd say seven days ahead for the fucks of it? It would be funny though if it was an Australian magazine. Like just some like a random country. He's like, I'm on their truck magazine. Dude, I wish your shirt was off. Can I ask you a question? I wish your shirt was off. Could they have done a better job with their Photoshop of having

you in the truck? It looks like you've been Photoshopped against that. No, it's a whole photo shoot. That's me leaning on my truck. It's a real, so I can't really wind it yeah that's great dude that's the lightning with the new paint job that's the lightning well now what were they still in the shop not gonna lie to you guys back in the shop oh it is too much power on that thing because of some issues so we're figuring out okay full throttle customs is gonna do the thing oh it's so funny like people usually say like the stuff that you need to fix,

like transmission's a little fucked up and, you know, I'm going to have to get some new suspension, you know, but for him it's like Kibbetech is going to do it. Full throttle is going to work their magic. He knows way, way too many like truck and car companies, man. Yeah. Overkill, full throttle, Kibbetech. How many things do you have to go

to? These guys are just like, dude, Brandon, we got too much going on. You got to go over to Buzz Motors or whatever. He's like, I'm bad. Buzz Motors is going to do it. Or maybe he just goes to every one of them and they give him a deal. I don't know. I'm saying truck guys

usually say what they're fixing, not the people that are fixing it. Oh, like you mean the company? I think he's doing the company because they're hooking him. That's probably the thing. Yeah, but he doesn't know what the fuck. Oh, right. Yeah, he has no idea what they're doing.

Exactly. He's like, got the hood redone. Let's see here. Well, that's pretty cool. Street fighter. And there you are. Why didn't you get yourself into a pair of

hot shorts and drape over the fucking hood no I should have dressed like I do when I was in high school I would have had you eat a banana slowly

oh you know what I mean that's racist draped over the no it's homosexual kind of right eat a banana

look at the barrel of bananas dude that's so funny dude that they that's that is the show right there is it racist or is it homosexual

that's what they always have to choose but now there's that's the main argument now it's like they came to the to a head

is it more gay or racist what they just said they're gonna start writing jokes every week and say it to each other and be like racist no homophobic we gotta have both man yeah or nothing eight inches no show without either one of those things you sprint around the last thing i was thinking well we want to see you explode you're so athletic no that's the last thing i was saying you'd lie on

the thing in hot shorts eating a banana. That's suggestive. Oh, I got you. Right. I don't know these days. Don't treat me any different, dude. Being in front of a magazine is a pretty big deal, man. I've been sitting on this for a while, dude.

Street truck. It's different now. Things are different. Are you the guy on the cover of Street Truck? Oh, my God, yes, I am. Bro. Yeah, dude. You're leaning against the lightning that's in the shop. That's me, that's me. Dude, and you're the other guy with your one foot out of the passenger door.

That's me. Dude. I know, dude. Street Truck. I know, dude. Oh, man. It almost looks like you're on two wheels, but you're actually on four wheels there. I know.

Things are different now, dude. Isn't the Lightning the truck that was a lemon? Is this the same one? Probably. Doesn't make sense. Doesn't count. Doesn't make sense. Why would they take a picture with a truck that sucks?

Well, he fixed it. He had all his homeboys fix it. Right. That's what whatever, not not overkill full throttle fixed it for him those latinos over there remember oh he watched it on the patreon i think man dude it's it's too much this is also confusing it's just so dumb it's just so fucking dumb dude he's really sticking to this narrative though he's committing to the bit i'll give him that i hate how the fucking truck scene is just welcoming him too yeah

I they are kind of doesn't seem it does seem like that although there was that one thing where Akiba Tech responded on the comment

where they're like we don't sponsor anybody blah blah blah they're pushing back a little bit on the painted narrative I mean how did we get that sticker

right they sent me a note allegedly they don't somebody on their team has been messaging me you know somebody who works there.

Somebody wrote you a letter. I'm not going to say, yeah, I'm not going to say who they are, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like,

what is it called? You think that he just writes letters for the fucks of it? No, absolutely not, dude. No. And I love that shot of just the car on a cliff. Oh yeah.

We were in, uh, like off Mulholland. Sure. And it was rainy as hell. I can see that. It was not easy. Ground's wet. It was not. And that car is on slick.

Everything is so dangerous, dude. Why is it? Why does he have to fucking color things like that? Yeah, that's probably a lie. Yeah. It's like, you could just be like, and it was raining. It was crazy. But he's like, it was rainy as hell.

Hell's hot. He heightens things. It's like he's in a UCB class or something. He's an improv guy. Does not do well in the rain. The shoes match the truck. The golden goose. I wish I said that was intentional, but just.

It just happened. It just, things aligned, dude. Is there a name for that orange? Did he say daddy? I think he said dude that time. Oh, okay. I wish he had said dude. I'm waiting for that boner he say daddy i think that dude that time okay i wish he said i'm waiting for that boner alert too they never do that anymore dude they put it to rest oh here we go dude this one's posted by technical gap 45 81 it's called mount rushmore in ether island photoshop pretty good job so many that's too many Brendans. You're telling me there's four Brendans in the woods?

All Brendans, all Brendans. Okay, so this looks like a reheat. Not a lot of stuff happening in Chang's this week, I'm going to be honest with you. Oh, yeah? Yeah, just Tulsi Gabbard fucking it up over there. This one's called Numbers Man. It's posted by ExoTruck.

Now, selfishly, I'm about it. Yeah, hell yeah. I need something to watch. Give me the fights. But when you think about it, hell yeah i need something to watch give me the fights but when you think about it's like all right well let's just go over this card so there were one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve you have 12 fights 12 fights obviously you need two people to create a fight so you have 24 fighters all those 24 fighters they're allowed to bring two cornermen so then you got times 24 plus they're two cornermen so you you know you get a lot of people

selfishly why brennan just stop yeah or make a like, listen, I'm not a math guy. Yeah, dude. You got a lot. So there's like, you know, you got a, there's a food truck, right? When I bought something, I saw even just then when I started doing the food truck thing, I knew I didn't have anything else to say after that. So I stopped. Well, it is like three in the morning, Danny. And I also don't talk for a living. Yeah.

You don't talk for a living. You're a fucking white belt. You do. You get your opening ceremonies, but you're not ready to go black. No, no, no. Not at also don't talk for a living. Yeah, you don't talk for a living. You're a fucking white belt. You do, you get your opening ceremonies, but you're not ready to go black. No, no, no. Not at all. Not like Brennan. Alright, let's see here. This one's posted by HeyMarkWigsky. It's

called Bapa Asks Why Nobody's Attempted in, I think, Assassination on Trump. I think I watched this one. You're not allowed to put assassination on earwaves? Maybe he, like, said the word wrong oh okay let's see gotten away from exactly it's wild to me this might be a hot take and we have to edit this let me know but like back in the day when a president like if trump was

in the 60s like like uh jfk was they figured out a way to get rid of him, right? JFK's, see ya, dude. We're out of here. You go against Cuba and the missile, you're out of here. Bay of Pages, you're out of here. You go against Cuba and the missile. He knows words, but not context, really. Yeah.

And like what they are. Yeah. He's just heard things. You don't want to kill the pigs in Cuba, you're out of here, dude. Yeah, exactly. I can't believe with Trump, as much as they there's never been a more hated candidate there's never been a more hated president from the democrats than trump

how there hasn't been some sort of hey that we know hey bro easy you know what i'm saying though no it's it's i'm gonna say rhymes with passionation no I know but here's passionation dude I mean dude that's just comedic genius right there dude I don't know that sounds like a CT flare up he's all like no you don't want to contradict the Iranians dude okay you're not trying to play golf on the Tonkin

island alright freaking you're not going to have dessert during a storm. Yeah, I'm not going to say the word, but let's just say it rhymes with abortionation. Exactly be exactly. All right. Think

about it. Yeah. You know, they were trying to install that wall in Berlin in the 80s, dude. So they got that done. Right. What's the address for Gettysburg? Right? I'm just asking questions. You know, the gosh darn

Ottomans burned down the White House in the 1812s. I mean, that's just something you read in the history books on Wikipedia. Yeah. I'm just saying. What do you think, Tulsi? She's like, what am I doing here?

Hair. What do you think the research he did was before Tulsi came in? Like Ask Joe, probably. He just watched Joe Rogan with Joey Diaz, and he's like, got it. They talked about a couple of conspiracy theories. Joe, like, so I was thinking I'm having Tulsi Goldberg on Gabbert and he's like, oh, that's great, Brennan. He's like, yeah, she's like a congressman and all that.

Right. Just like, are you asking me if she's a congressman? She used to be. Oh my God. That was, that was funny. This one's called done count posted by haphazard dude. Let's see here. Hopefully he says it dude.

Me and Jesus have been saying done count all weekend. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard not to. Here's another one. This kid, Dwayne Coleman broke that Louisiana high school record with a 900 pound squat. What?

Yeah. What? A lot of refresher. I wish we had our strong man here today too. What? Yeah. What? What a refresher. I wish we had our strong man here today too. What? Oops, sorry. That's crazy. That's insane.

Look at this kid. Dude, the bar has to bend at some point. He's doing it for fun. What are you talking about? He doesn't even count towards his total. Oh, that's so Fucking nuts Damn dude Get the better

Fucking man I know Easy He did pretty easy Craig a little more My question is How much does he weigh Easy

I mean I don't care how much he weighs That's crazy He looks big That's crazy I wish we knew Why much he raised. That's crazy. He looks big. That's crazy. I wish we knew. Why is he trying? What does it even matter?

Why? Yeah, like he immediately tries to belittle anything anyone ever does in front of him. Yeah. Why? Is it good? Yeah, that's... Well, hi, dude. Like he does...

It's like he doesn't like wonder or like achievement or something. Yeah. Everything is in comparison to himself almost what is that i don't know that's kind of blog bust i gotta i gotta be honest with brendan there yeah he may be really fucking good at stand-up but when it comes to people achieving stuff he's not a good person to watch it maybe he's maybe he's so when you get to be as talented as he is yeah these things i you lose some perspective, right? You start kind of gadooshing people for no reason.

But it's like, it's a little bit of insecurity. But why be insecure, dude? Yeah. I mean, you got a king hat, you know? I don't want to say the word, but it rhymes with schmomschmidance. What's that? It rhymes with what? Confidence.

Schmomschmidance? Are you trying to make? he says passionation dude okay i was like damn dude i'm gonna fucking have to work here dude i'm like what i'm too tired to figure that shit out but no i get it passionance i get it i get it now that's true how much you weighed though yeah it's my passionate myself I'm going to commit passion I dude yeah dude the kind of body I'd want but damn that's crazy yeah like

I'd like height 462 pounds not that impressive and he's like he's like almost half the weight dude

almost like small like shorter too, right? Not 460? How tall is he? Still, there's so much weight though. Dunk out. There's so much weight.

It's so funny because it's like a long pause, but in his face you could be like, yeah, I already figured it out. Yeah. It's like everyone's all amazed by this. It's not amazing, dude. No. No.

A high schooler squatting 900 pounds? Yeah. You block myself. Yeah. It's like, everyone's all amazed by this. It's not amazing, dude. No, no. A high schooler squatting 900 pounds. Yeah. Uh, yeah. A high schoolers. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.

He does look shorter though. Yeah. 462 pounds. Four, four and 60 pounds made for that. It's a lot of weight. I mean, that's like you squatting,

you know, 400, still 900 pounds, man. It's so much weight. It's so for that. It's a lot of weight. I mean, that's like you squatting, you know, 400. It's still 900 pounds, man. It's so much weight. It's so much weight. Six foot? Because the world. There's no way.

Probably. Really? The world record. A lot of that's fat, by the way. But the world record. Yeah, no shit. Is what? Like 1,100 pounds?

So it's kind of pretty amazing. That young and moving that kind of weight it's nuts nuts I think that's a that might be a weight suit though is that a weight lifting suit? yeah

why are they talking about why it's not impressive? yeah he's a high schooler and they're like he's fat he's wearing this like Superman

Iron Man type deal suit yeah he's fucking you know what who cares let's go back to talking about rogue nicotine yeah dude wearing this like Superman, Iron Man type deal suit. He's fucking, you know what? Who cares? Let's go back to talking about rogue nicotine. Yeah, dude.

All right, so anyways, I'm selling about 20 tickets for the show. They go back to numbers. Yeah, they're like, that's impressive that you guys have five tickets sold to some show in Austin. Doesn't matter how much you can squat, dude. You'll still get shadow banned by Zuck. Yeah, let's see here. All right, uh posted by the real jumper it's called brandon is really still impersonating mcgregor's laugh let's see dude if i was innocent and i felt like i was railroaded i would flee well what what ethnicity white because because that because the the the the because a black guy would be like

they're gonna fuck me damn i forget i forget that mcgregor left to be honest but it's i'll take your word for it is that exactly the same it's brendan doing it's not exactly this is brendan being a dude yeah just copying what other people do even like take Take McGregor out of your mind and watch him laugh. Because a black guy would be like, they're going to fuck me in c**k. What? I didn't even know that. Why would you laugh before that?

He's doing it because he feels uncomfortable about saying something about black people, so he laughs like that? We always have to remember, too, that his mind is a mile a minute, right you know what i mean a spear a second right right we don't i mean i would love to understand it but yeah he's just operating on a different level yeah yeah he's got movies we never seen playing up there you know what i mean i yeah no you're right i forgot about that a moment. So maybe there was the best scene of that movie.

He's like, already seen it, but it's so fucking funny, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, that's my takeaway, dude. I don't know about you. And he knows what black guys think. Yeah. He knows that. If only he knew what Asians thought.

Rest in peace, Jamal, dude. Let's see. This one's posted by PP Stains in the front. It's called The Show Ran Out of Steam Early, so I just smash cut to the end from the spot they hit the wall so i watched this clip earlier and it doesn't really make sense and it's just there's no energy in this episode whatsoever dude so yeah let's just keep the theme there dude let's see what else you got dick that feels like it no we got a way to go I think that we only did it for like 30 minutes. All right, kids.

Love you. Hey, dude. Wait, hold on. I'm going to be in frigging Grand Rapids coming up here. We're going to be here. Comedy Mothership, April 26th through the 29th. All right, kids. Love you.

That's awesome, dude. I'm just sticking my feet into the shoes without unleasing. Let's get this day started what's gonna happen dude i didn't get the water because i just i didn't have enough hands we're grocery shopping for another amazing cooking video i thought he's gonna like pull up at a fast food place or something. Yeah. Dude, that, uh, I was, I think somebody clipped it from the YouTube,

but us doing the golf commentary was so funny, dude. Oh yeah. That, that was great. I really, uh, I thought that came out well.

Um, you guys enjoyed that. Yeah. Daddy. Uh, this one's posted by successful egg, eight, three,

four, five. It's called Bapa talking to Tulsi about his hot button issues. Hopefully it's not the same thing we've seen already. All these people that we can't, we don't have documentation. You just lend them in. You know, a lot of them are Chinese. When they think of border, they think Mexicans.

Mexicans aren't coming here. The majority of them are not Mexican. And the American public doesn't realize that. You're allowing all sorts of people and terrorists everybody cats people that have a profile pic fucking hot cheetos

left people people doing the blue they're going blue and shit it's like why why are you going to keep my question my question for them is why are you going to keep doing that like did it work out all these Chinese cats coming in did that go well Why are you going to keep, my question for them is, why are you going to keep doing that? Like, did it work out? All these Chinese cats coming in, did that go well for you?

Another thing to remember, this is a comedy podcast. Yeah. Oh, you're being serious. Yeah. Why are they talking about this? No. There's no jokes. This is hilarious.

Oh, they're doing it. This is like, we're supposed to laugh. We're supposed to get the bit that he's doing. Why would we not be laughing? You're right. You're right. He's doing a bit. I'm not even thinking.

Yeah, we'll see. If you're the Biden cabinet and your idea is just to get that mail-in ballot. Chin's behind him like this. If you're the Biden cabinet, now I really want to know what he thinks the cabinet is. It's one person. He thinks it's like the outfits that the president's wear and your idea is just to get that mail-in ballot well at what cost well they're not allowed to vote you're allowing some terrorist in there well illegal air aliens are not allowed to vote technically right but but what it is is right now they're, dude. Dude, it's all about that mail-in bill.

Daddy. Shop knows. Yeah, dude. Shop knows more than he's saying, dude. He's deep in it, dude. The cabinet, dude, there's somebody in the cabinet tech shop. Yeah, dude. He knows freaking someone on it, dude.

I would say who. If I was president, dude, I would open my cabinet and fucking Hawks would fly out of it, dude. All right, I would say if I was president dude I would open my cabinet and fucking Hawks would fly out of it alright I'll say it is Tony Blinken he knows Tony Blinken

he knows Tony Blinken you're right you would have Hawks only Hawks on your cabinet though dude yeah do you want to name any of the people

you'd have on your cabinet Ian Iraruso okay I was thinking maybe like Hap Hazzard oh yeah there you go he'd fly out like that yeah P.ard. Oh yeah. There you go.

He'd fly out like that. PB stains in the front. PP stains in the front. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah. Uh, who else?

Uh, Rogan is shorty pie, dude. Yeah. You know what I mean? He'd be flying out that bitch. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah. That's it, dude. All I do is lie to you. Sean McQuirkle. Maybe no, he's not in my cabinet, dude.

He would go crazy crazy he would cause a fucking civil war probably yeah war of some kind um let's see here all right so this one's posted by haphazard it's called he reads the comments now you know who would be the president interest in my i mean i i would see the presidency to brian campbell I just don't want you to be president. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, in that scenario, I wouldn't be. I'd be elected and I would immediately replace myself with VC.

And Ariel Helwani as VP. Damn right. Hell yeah, dude. There's a ticket. Let's see here. Yeah. Stop. Yeah.

You know what I mean? There's nothing you can do. And then forever, I didn't even control my own thing. And now I do. And I'll reply to someone. Like, if they say something, especially if it's a car thing, they're's car thing like oh was is it a built it's not even a built motor and i'll be like yeah it is actually has this this and this and then of course the trolls like oh i thought you don't read comments that was posting ghosts i'm like bitch that was last year i know but keep up get off my nuts

get off my nuts this year i'm responding i read every comment is he really maybe we should write something like hey big fan see if he i i saw that he posted today like within a minute of when i was checking instagram yeah and i wanted to write a comment so bad but i also don't want to get blocked by him oh right you know i mean he didn't block me when I wrote hagged. Remember that? Oh, hagged. Yeah. I respect that. That was last year, dude.

Now he's taking off traction. He's on bomb, old Danny. You think I'm going to get hagged for the fucks of it? All right. So this one's posted by OneUsual4460. It's called No One Knows Who You Are, B. It looks like an old Knows Who You Are, B. It looks like an old clip, too.

All right. Brendan, Dan B. texted, what's more difficult, Bravo analysis or MMA analysis and why? Bravo. It goes deep. There's a lot of layers. There's a lot of layers. There's a lot of layers. Brendan, Teresa K. wants to know, if you could set up a housewife with your best friend,

who would you choose and why? Ooh. I would set up my friend Brian Callen with Kelly. Kelly Dodd. Really? They would be explosive. I think we should make this happen. Dallas, that would be different.

You know why? Because she's spicy. I love you, Bravo. This is so bad, dude. If I ever do a show like this You know I mean I don't want to say the word but gill me dude Passionate you? Yeah passionate me dude No he's not

He's an actor comedian I think we should make this happen Let's go to Alicia from Atlanta Hey Alicia what's your question? Hi, everyone. I love you all, but my question is for Brandon. She's a homeless cat. Yes.

It's very important. Mary, Shag, Kill, Bethany, Vicky, or Vanderpump? Okay, you marry one, you Shag one, you kill one. Bethany, Vanderpump, Vicky. Marry Bethany. You're a big Bethany fan. I am. Yeah, I am.

Okay. A lot of respect with Bethany. Okay. Kill Vanderpump. Okay. Wow. I know. Wow.

And you're going to shag Vicky. You're going to shag Vicky. I love it. Okay. I know. There you go. That lady next to Chavez is just like, what the fuck? She's Vicky. Yeah. going to shag Vicky. I love it. Okay. I know. There you go. That lady next to Chavez is just like, what the fuck? She's Vicky.

Yeah. He's just made it awkward. No, I'm real to Orange County, man. Okay. Damn, dude. Why did they post this? I wish we could have seen the whole show. Is there anything at the end?

No. Okay. No. What the fuck, dude? Okay. That was a dish, I guess. Hey, Andy Cohen, your blog buzzer. Actually, he's on the scout.

They should put Andy Cohen in this thing up here. What is it? The Last Supper? Oh, yeah. They got to put more people up in that shit, Andy. All right. So this one's posted by Hell Yeah. It's called This Series Needs to Get Picked Up by Netflix.

False narratives. This truck did that? The chopper. The chopper to rescue him? Get to the chopper. Brendan Chopper. He watched Fluffy shortly before doing the T-Fat K Live

it's a sound effects master Rick Ross DM'd me and he had terrible Rick Ross DM'd me everyone does I'm a big gearhead he's DRB oh really dude

I'm a modern day superhero Hollywood can't write this stuff cause we'd never believe it yeah very well done great chef clip uh fucking chin um but hopefully it doesn't get because of the music um all right so this one's posted by haphazard it's called where's all the demon content that this guy looks different you'd think this would be my dad or something or like

this is me and you having a baby dude yeah us together bald still slinging dick though still slinging dick and that our kid gets our fucking dream meeting brendan chop dude so hopefully someday both our kids will meet them yep him our kid dude our kid let's see when they say chopping bryson you can't touch these things for, you know, well over a hundred MSRP. He chopped the price. He chopped the price, baby. Chop it.

Dude. Great job. Yeah. Great job clip. When I heard that you wanted a 170, I was like, man, I really wanted to go to somebody that really enjoyed it. Because sometimes, you know, go to a collector and that's cool. The chompy student.

I really wanted to go to somebody with a tattoo of his dead kids on his arm. That's what I was going for. It might be quiet. But they use them as art pieces. Right. Like, I drive my car. Yes, sir. Like, you know this.

I drive my car. So this thing will be driven. So you're going to make it do a wheelie or what? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's why I bought it. What are we doing? Have you ever been drifting or anything like that before?

Donuts? No. Burnout? No. No? Let's ride this thing off the track. Chopping vices on people? Let's go hit a gun. We're going to hit a gun?

We're going to hit a gun. Let's go hit a gun. Oh, yeah. Soul schools. Oh, yeah. Soul schools. Let's hit it. Reggie from Oakland.

Double elimination. There's no I'm talking about. I would rather do anything else than be locked down with those fucking demons 24-7. hey man we had a great meeting appreciate you coming out it's great to meet you you're the best thank you for everything brother enjoy this monster yeah thanks both you guys man jay kind of looks like you right there, dude. Yeah. Jay's kind of the guy I go to, but I don't just ask him questions. I watch his style, B.

Call me crazy, bro. We dye your hair. Okay. Black. We put you in a yellow fucking beanie, dude. I got a yellow beanie. And we just let the CTE do its thing, baby. I'm seven weeks ahead of you, dude. I got a yellow beanie and we just let the cte do its thing baby i'm seven weeks ahead of you dude i got the yellow hat already dude i'm jay is jay is my guy b jay you show up with a phone you're answering calls just fucking in and we had to lock jay away somehow

yeah you know what i mean i don't want to say the word, but Schmid met him. I don't know about that. Everything else I'm with. Yeah. Let's see here. Did you meet your little man? Did you have fun? Yeah.

Yeah, you were playing the simulator? Thank you so much, brother. Thank you, man. Thank you. I've been a car guy. Yeah. As far as like, but like documents and stuff like that.

Something about that seemed real feminine to me, my boy. I'm going to say painted, my boy. The painted narrative. All right, let's go to this clip now, dude. It's called, it's a prom, but it's not nonstop. I'm pretty sure that's what he says. It's posted by Haphazard. Let's see this, dude.

Jesus Christ. he just keeps going he just goes I feel like we need to figure out more stuff to solve than serial killers and pedophiles I mean it's a problem but it's not like non-stop like there's some other shit we should figure out I think pedophilia is

way more than we can bear pedophilia is a bigger problem than serial killers, for sure. 100%. And we probably all know, we know one. Oh, really, dude? Oh, my God, dude. Hilarious, dude.

Yeah. I'm sure they'll solve both things. Yeah. The TFAG-K is about fixing problems. All right, I'm sure they'll solve both things. Yeah. The T-Fact-K is about fixing problems. All right. I'm going to skip this clip here. Let's see here. This is Bapa projects his speech insecurities onto rinks posted by Moneyloan1864.

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It helps your general erectile function. You got that. I read it today, Junior. Want to spice things up in the bedroom and boost your sexual performance and do it naturally without the nasty prescription drugs? We got a special offer for your wiener. Go to usejoymode.com slash fighter. Enter the code fighter at checkout for...

Got that. All right, all right, all right. Today, Junior, want to spice things up in the... Brandon. Not good, not good. No bueno, dude. That's why we got this clip right here, dude.

You know what I'm saying, Doug? You seen this? Heelwani, dude, posted by Bubba Dreams of Gumbo. Today Junior speak. Let's see here. But the lowest comp denominator is always oh yeah, you can't, you know, you're not man enough to fight.

Oh, you want to go toe to toe? You won't say this to my face. I bet, I bet, I double dare you today, Junior. Speak. Oh man, dude. we just joke around here but helwani will fucking light you up b all right done that's it that was okay sorry when was that recorded 4 34 in the morning i just meant like i didn't mean done like. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. When was that clip recorded, right? I'll say it again, dude.

434 in the morning. Last week in Australia, dude. Yeah. All right. So this is going to be posted by One Usual 4460. Dude, did you ever see this clip? I don't know. I don't think so.

It's a back in the day bit. This is from their AOL show or something. AOL? They've been down that long? I guess. That's crazy. It should be called ROL, dude, or Redax Online, dude. Let's see.

And that's why they call it the little man in the boat. Get out of here. Action. Truly. Oh, hey guys. I'm Brendan Shaw from The Fire and the Kid. Get out of here. Action. Truly. Action. Oh, hey, guys. I'm Brendan Shaw from The Fire and the Kid. And I'm Brian Callen from The Fighter and the Kid.

You know, we have a podcast called The Fighter and the Kid, and some people say it's the best podcast ever. Some? Try everybody, Brian. Things are going so well, Hollywood decided to give us our own web series. Crazy, I know. In other words, we don't want to just feed people's ears.

Let's... In other words, the podcast has been so successful that we wanted to create a visual experience, not just for your ears, now it's for your eyes as well. Yeah, it's called Fire in the Kid 3D. Wow. But it's not 3D. If I say bat, you say? Tub.

Bat? Tub? Yeah, bat tub. There's no replacing Brian Callen. That's correct. Brian's strength lies in his childlike wonder. It's all me. Good luck replacing Big Brown.

Hey! Oh, oh, oh! I see a fat guy with a bucket of chicken two men face the most difficult survival challenge of their lives what the hell is that it's a miracle do that monkey like he read the script that they have and he was just like, nah. He was pissed off because it says below him. Or he's mad at his agent and they just left that clip in. The monkey's like,

if you ever bookmanned somebody like this again, I'm at none more of this monkey business. This is fucking stupid as shit. There's probably like tons of footage that's just so redacted from this shit. All this looks horrible. Remember we watched some of it before. Like this bit we've seen.

Maybe. I haven't seen so much of it. What happens to this one? They're eating at the restaurant trying to find like I think a boyfriend for somebody. Something like that. That sounds awful. Yeah. You guys did some real crazy stuff.

Sorry! Again! Hey, going to the company barbecue? I'm throwing it. Would somebody get me some more coffee? This has already been through somebody. We just did a drug deal. A cop, a cop, a cop! Act normal, act normal, act normal.

What are you doing? Don't look at it. Don't look at it. I'm not going to look at it. Just act normal. What the hell is going to wave at it. Just act normal. What the hell is going on? I can't tell you.

Open it. Open it. Open it. It's like Dumb and Dumber with salsa on it, dude, if you ask me. Yeah, or just like the two least intelligent people on the football team making sketches. Yep. I remember today. Tons of money. Yep. I remember today. Sorry. I remember today, Junior.

Yeah. It's so bad, dude. All right. Let's just go with the last clip of the day, dude. We've been going an hour. We're fucking tired, dude. We'll be back to our regular scheduled programming next week. We'll bring back that energy. But this one's posted by HeyMarkWigski. It's called

Real Professional Starts the Pod. Let's see. Yeah, because in boxing, right? So in boxing, if me and Brian are fighting and I knock him down, clearly he's concussed. But they have an eight count. So if he answers that eight count, then you go back out and fight, get more

punches in the head, you get knocked down again, clearly concussed brain trauma. They stand him back up. So the brain swelling just keeps going. In the UFC, if I clip Brian, he's a little wobbled, and then I go in and finish him off, it's over. But with boxing, they just keep putting you out there. Super dangerous.

Let's rock and roll. I mean, UFC is dangerous. We've been rolling. Oh, we've been rolling. Oh, sorry. Okay, sorry now. Because that way we're just going, right? super dangerous yeah let's rock and roll I mean UFC's dangerous we've been rolling oh we've been rolling oh sorry hang on okay sorry now we're just going right okay we're with

Chelsea Gabbard here and we're just talking damn they don't even know they have 10 people working behind the scenes and they didn't know they started

you know what dude I have a feeling that the chairs that we also possess right proudly by the way I feel like they go through seasonal depression you know what I mean I have a feeling that the chairs that we also possess, right? Right. Proudly, by the way. I feel like they go through seasonal depression.

You know what I mean? It's changing weather right now. Things are different. The afraid. Yeah. Right. We're not slapping them enough, you know? Do you think that you think that because you're sitting, since you sit in the chair, you feel like you can feel how they're feeling because they sit in the same chairs?

Oh, I know, dude. Yeah. I like that yeah no i i agree nobody really knows what they're going through besides them and maybe us dude their chairs don't even have stickers to keep them company so what the fuck do you think the chair is going through dude every time we get sad we can just look and be like oh world record pod you know bobby Lee. Mm-hmm. You bet. Fighter and the kid. You know? Yeah. Look at how happy we are now. Mm-hmm. Dude, if anything, that show we're watching right now with eyes gleaming.

Yeah. And hearts happy. Mm-hmm. They need more stickers, B. I agree, dude. Sticker alert. Guess what, too, dude? What?

What do you see that's not in the studio for this episode? Look closely. Two words, dude. guess what too dude what what do you see that's not in the studio for this episode look closely two words dude rain fucking energy dude i see it in the back dog what oh yeah that's what i thought you meant and but i kept seeing the rain i was like i think it means rain but create them dude there's no fucking happy hippo anywhere. What if I'm seeing rain and it's not there? How crazy would that be? You know, like you don't see rain, but I'm seeing rain when it's not appearing because I've tried rain, and that's one of the side effects.

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