10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub has the WORST MMA PODCAST EVER | 10 Minutes of Schab #155

Episode Date: September 6, 2026

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It must be the team. I'm blaming them. It must be changed clips, because now they're dead. And I didn't read your comment. It's not my job to look at them. Everything's gone down. Everything's gay.

Now we're here. Now we're away. Remember that I never forgive Newsome's ass. Just walk me to my truck Welcome back to 10 Ministers Shop Thanks for tuning in As always join the Patreon Join the Reddit, join the Discord

I think we're five away from 600 on Reddit So thanks to all the fans So announcement We've been saying In the month of June We are doing Timos live Two times a month in June So that's going to be the second and fourth

Wednesday of the month going forward. And also our other show, Radkin Tweety's going to Tuesday. And I'm Patreon. We watch Kill Tony. So, but that's not why you're here, though. They're here to watch Tim as a Shop. So start the timer. Play the chink clip.

All righty. So we got Icarus Liz posted this one, the most fabricated story ever told, part three. Let's see if that works. No. Let's see. All the fuck is. Right there. Okay. Here goes. I was not ready for like those big theater. And they were like, dude, dude, we're like, dude, we got this opportunity's hard rock casino out in Oklahoma.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, whatever, fucking 3,000 people. Dude, this is this. Three days before, my brother calls me, he's like, yo, son, it's sold out. It's totally. I'm like, no fucking way. Yeah, well, I'm like, how I'm going to do with the money all this stuff?

So we get there. And I see a line and get, I'm like, a few hundred people. Not a chance. This is fucking, this can be pop. This can be so sick. Wrong. So Oklahoma, tornado. There's a tornado warning.

It's a total fabrication. People running. Pure fiction. Get the car leaving. Wrong. And the show was supposed to start at seven. And so there's tornado warning. So I'm like, oh, fuck, man.

Well, hopefully they delay it. So I'm in the back in the green room and the guy who owns all the things. He got you. Outs all the things. Hey, man. The comedy club owner? I guess. So I'm not going to be here for your show.

So I'm going to give you a check now. I'm like, oh, no doubt, man. So I get it. I'm in that it's sold out big numbers so I open it up and it's not what I thought it never happened I go oh oh dude so it says sold out so I think there's a mistake here does that come later he goes is that a fact not a chance I go yeah man it's in front of the other communes oh yeah man he goes no problem hey I'll tell you what won't we go to my office and talk there so we don't talk to your friend's business oh yeah no problem it's an urban legend that never happened I go to the office

he has a cowboy hat on he puts a cowboy hat on not a chance Here's a problem. You didn't sell out. He goes, nobody knows who you are. You were correct. I go, excuse me? He goes, nobody knows who you are. And I go, well, it says sold out.

You goes, this thing is not sold out. It happened. This is not even close. This one took place. He goes, you got two things working against you. Sooners are playing? That's religion around here. Pure fiction.

Ain't nobody coming to your show with the Sooners. And then he goes, and then also you had that tornado. That ain't helping either, Bob. Not a chance. I go, oh yeah, no doubt, dude. And then also, nobody knows who you are. But he goes, in L.A., New York, I'm sure you do fine. Here, nobody know who you are.

Yeah, you keep saying that, dude. But it said, sold out online. He goes, we do that to comp the regulars who want tickets to the show. I go, 2,000 tickets? He goes, this thing wasn't moving. We had to do something. A similar story occurred in the state of New Jersey about 20 years ago. Wow.

So I go, I go, dude, look out there. There's like 18 people in the crowd. My God. I can't imagine hearing the story and my responses. Yeah, and it's so long, too. I'm realizing how long this story is now. Because his stories are all fake and sometimes are kind of boring or ridiculous. But this one is just very long. He says the same thing over and over again. Yep. I'm dying laughing at the guy, though. Like, I'm really, any, every time he comes on,

what's your, my favorite thing that he says is not a chance. That's my favorite one. Do you have a favorite one? Is it not a chance? No one knows who you are, the easy one. But, oh, no, no, I mean the other guy, like the guy from Star Trek. You know how they keep cutting back to the guy from Star Trek? Oh, got you, got you, got you. The Ripley's believing in that guy. Do you have a favorite thing that he said so far?

That is a fact. This one is true. Let's see. We've seen this before, right? Yeah, we've seen the story, but I'm not, I think the new part of it is the lie counter. That's so disrespectful. Yeah. Can you imagine someone doing that to you?

Yeah. I can tell many lies Let's see Oh, it's gonna happen to both of us And then when I bring up squirrels, it's like, that's a fact This is a giant fucking theater And he goes, here's the other thing you're dealing with We are Native American time

So I gotta start on time It's a total fabrication I can't go out there for 18 people Yeah I go just bring him in the back I'll do the fucking show in the green room Dude please don't make me go out there I'll tell you what you can do

Put this cowhanging pure fiction You can go out there And you're hell of the show That's what you can do. Yeah. I go, yeah, no doubt, man. Fucking what, and he goes, you do well, I'm going to have you back. Tell you that, maybe we'll have you back a few years.

No chance. Did you eat it in front of the 18 people or it's fine? We got you. So as my opener's on stage, from the tornado, people start coming in, but it still wasn't like good. No way that'd be good. My feelings are, nobody know who y'all. Nobody know who you are. Nobody knows who you are.

Dude, that'd be a t-shirt I wear. Nobody knows who you are with your face on it. Is it possible this story is true? trying to do the shop thing. I feel bad for him. Yeah. Just like, you know, I'm with you, brother. You know, hand to chest.

Thank you for that, dude. Not with you, dude. I'm with the other brand. Oh, no, I meant thank you for supporting. Yeah, yeah. He needs some support. Nobody knows who he is. Nope.

Nobody knows who he are. Who he are. He are. He are. Nobody knows he are. He are. Let's see here. Chin saying some goodbyes to the thick boy dental suite.

posted by Joseph is six foot two inches. Oh, five foot two inches. So Joe Rogan is Shorty Pie. Oh shit. But maybe not the same guy, but I don't know why the big screen is not working today. Well, let's just go in on this B edge. I'm pretty sure none of you know or most of you don't know that I actually designed thick boy studios, the layout at least.

Of course, I had Brennan's blessings on everything I did. like all the walls I wanted to get knocked down and the walls I wanted to be built up for all the studios. But he was cool enough to let me handle pretty much everything, even from the flooring to the carpets, to the lights, to the Ethernet ports, power outlets, all that stuff. Anyways, it's just hitting me hard now because after all that, I mean, check out the studio. I will say that's the straightest after all that I've ever heard. Did you hear that? I miss it. Do it again?

Because I don't know if you know where that comes from. No. Carl Anthony Towns. Oh, oh, you know what? I did know. There's a clip of like the most zesty things that he's done or whatever. After all that? So whenever I hear after all that, I just start laughing.

Yeah, you're right. Because I can't help us say it kind of queer too, you know? After all that. You say it all right. You're kind of, listen. Maybe you're innocent Brokeback Mountain not jack twist. You know what I mean? Well, I got violence in my DNA, dude.

I mean, we're not the same. You know, like if me and you enter in a room, like, you know, I, I'm not, I don't want to, but I don't squeeze your neck off. Well, I'll fucking walk away on skate. Do you tell you around? Wait, I want to hear this after all that. Stuff. Anyways, it's just hitting me hard now because after all that, I mean,

Okay, maybe. Sounds a little gay or the second time around. I mean, this is Timos, dude. We got to figure out if these people are gay or not. That's true. I mean, that's what they do. And we got to be better than that. Yeah, exactly.

At everything that they do, we want to be like, you know, way better at it. And he's probably like very closeted because he said after all that, but he sounded straight doing it. Right. And what is it? It's his nighttime. So what did they do after that? They fuck each other. Exactly. About the studio. It's so badass. But after all that stuff. Okay. He said it twice. Twice. Pause. Oh, really do. I think we should stop watching this or else we're going to start fucking each other.

Dude. Uh-oh. Pause. Okay. This is, it's gone now. I mean, we're going to be, we're out of here in like two weeks. So it's just kind of hitting me hard. I'll make a YouTube video about the design stuff that I did with all the drawings and stuff at some point. But yeah, it's kind of sad. All right. Talk to you later.

I mean, honestly, he did a really good job. Like, look at my plays, dude. My place sucks at that. I was about to say the same thing. I'm not doing a bit. Oh, yeah. I'm really not doing a bit here. Yeah.

The walls, the artwork, you know, that's redacted, I guess. but the setup, the layout, I kind of think it's cool. Yeah. Like, if this were in my studio, I'd be pretty happy with myself. They're like, ma'am, I'm doing good. I'm rich. Dude, they're doing a podcast while he's doing this video. Look at two trash cans.

Too big red. Yeah, that's it. The chairs look nice. It's big. You can do multiple shows. It's clean. They got cool couches. I might be redacted for saying this.

and I'm sure cats will make fun to me, but I think this, I would be happy with this. I would have different heartwork. Yeah. This is the only thing I have on the walls here. Yeah, like, you know that.

That's pretty good. Like, I, the next thing has to kind of like beat that. I don't think it's going to happen. After all that. You know what I mean?

Right, right, right, right. I mean, listen, listen, we're building something here. Yeah, dude. The panda's got to go. The panda is, hell no. The panda's staying, daddy. Dude.

The Bobby Lee might go because he's cutting our phone. Yeah. Let's see here. Fucking Tiger Belly, dude. Where are you? The next one's posted by financial skin, 46, or 4969. Her kids only wear Balenciaga, you idiots. Wow.

That's a good title. Let's see here. A shoe you'll never catch my kids wearing. That's wild. What's wrong with this shoe? Yeah. A shoe you'll never catch my kids wearing. Is that like new balance?

Oh, Crocs? Oh, Crocs, dude. Crocks, but also, yeah, well, you know, Brendan's down here going, uh-uh, uh-uh. Right. But she's probably looking at the light-ups like, we ain't trying to light shit up, dude. Oh, yeah. I'm spicy. I'll light you up, B.

Dude, when I was a little kid, I always wanted to have like, I mean, I never asked for it, but I wanted those light-up shoes and then the shoes that could skate or whatever. You know those things that roll on shit? No, yeah, wheelies. Hewleys. Something like that.

Those became big. Those became big and I was like, oh, I want that. And I never got either one. Yeah. The light up ones I thought were cool. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, listen, Boston and Tiger are not wearing these, all right? Yeah, that's a bit, something about that seemed a little feminine to me, dog. If their names were Alice, maybe, you know what I mean?

Lighting up fucking slippers, dude. Yeah, if their names were like freaking, um, Philadelphia and, uh, Hannah. I was trying to think of an animal. Oh, my bad. Philadelphia and hippopotamus. Because, yeah. I'm down. Philadelphia and fucking bald eagle.

Let's see. You name your son bald. Middle name eagle. That's what I should do. Oh, we watched this recently. Can't confirm Theo does not want that. Be cool, man. Posted by one usual 4460.

I mean, the one time you could say that he's going through things and he didn't say it. Yeah. Apparently, we watched this on the live stream. Yeah. And apparently this guy has been harassing him all night. It doesn't surprise me. He seems he has the manner and physique and act like the way he's acting of someone that's been doing that all night.

So how has he been harassing him? I'm asking you. Oh, if I had a guess. Mm-hmm. I know the answer. Probably just going up to him with the balloons and being like, I'm a big fan, man. I want to fucking listen.

You don't want to take a wild guess? That's my guess. A wild guess. Oh. I'm giving you two guesses here. Okay. Or he wants him to fuck his sister. Okay. Allegedly, he wants to fuck on camera. Not like him, but they want to have sex with Theo on camera somehow.

Oh, the couple? Yeah, I think so. Oh, no. So I was actually kind of far off. Yeah, that wild gets his close. Okay, he said sister. Pause. But he is in Tennessee. Oh, shit.

That's right, because I always forget that he moved in Nashville. Mm-hmm. And yeah, and this kind of looks like one of those, like, shit. No offense to Nashville, but this looks like one of those shitty bars. You're like, why did I come to this when you're in Nashville? And then he was doing some sort of tour for the troops. I don't know if you saw that, Theo. I did, yeah. And so he was talking about it out there in Afghanistan or where are they? I don't know. It was somewhere in the Middle East, I think.

Okay. Dubai or something. Like Ukraine in the Middle East, right? Yeah. The country, not the state. Let's see. I think for sure it's going to get, we're not going to hear anything they're saying. So, like, we just watch. But yeah, he's like, hey, man, you want to fuck me and my wife on the camera, dude, what the hell, man? Come on, brother. And then Theo's like, I don't want to fuck you. That's fair. I think you should be allowed to do that as someone's doing that to you because I think

maybe it's okay to ask once if you will fuck me and my wife. But more than once, I think you can get punched. Because that's kind of a, that's very aggressive and strange to ask somebody you don't know that. Nathan Fielder's rehearsal, like if they were had a chance to rehearse it, maybe go like, would you like to fuck me and my wife on camera? He goes, nah, brother. And then you go, big fan. Have a great day.

Yeah, that's a good way. Yeah. You acted at and that's perfect. Yeah. I think we solved that. Dude, one time guests of the show, you might remember from T.mos J.T. Parr. I was at the comedy store with him. And he, do you know that there's another comedian, Stephen Hawes?

ever meet that guy? It doesn't matter. Nobody knows who we are. But he was telling me that people would message him on Tinder. Hey, multiple people have messaged him, hey, will you fuck me and my wife? Will you do a threesome? He's telling me that. I'm looking at the guy and he's like, yeah, they do do that. He was all ashamed. That's kind of cool, man. But so it happens to everybody. Yeah. Imagine it's probably happening a lot more to Theo. Yeah, no, because he's a famous person. It's never happened to me. Yeah. Every time I'm having sex, I'm like, this would be a lot better if Theovon was here. And we filmed it. Because somebody would be

good. No. Okay. What the fucking. It's not what I was going for. I'm just trying to spice up my sex life. Cooney, is that okay with you? It is dude. You should be adventurous. Last person I want there is Bobby Lee. Tell you that right now. Why is that? He'd be silly. I don't like silly sex. I like sex. You know, that's a good point.

You got to, yeah, silly. I don't like that, I don't like that either. I spend half my day fucking squirrels. I can't fuck a human and be like serious about it. You know what I mean? I agree. And also, I'm talking about silly sex. Try putting your dick in a squirrel, dude. Okay, sorry, what were you saying? I was to say, on top of that, um, it would, he is silly. I don't like that. I agree with you. But also, he's our boss. Yeah. Like, it would be very strange. Your boss watches you have sex or participate. What if you do

something wrong? Yeah. And then you're in trouble with your boss. However, solid case when you go to HR, because you got it on film. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's true. That's another, but I don't want to sue our boss. Right. You know? I don't want to be in litigation. Right. you're right. Yeah. You've got to think about these things, dude. Yeah. You got to pick your battles, dude.

You know? And we're moving to Austin. He was he going to fly out to Austin? Just, it's not practical. I think who's, who's, yeah, who. Are you going to say, oh, go ahead.

Who would you rather have Joe Rogan or Bobby Lee? You're going to, I knew it was going to, I didn't want to ask the question. That's why I was trying to stop myself. I mean, I knew the question was going to be like, If there was a third, here's what I thought it was going to be.

If there was a third in your sex, in this universe, it would it be? But you made it just Joe Rogan and Bobby Lee because you're more mature than I am. You didn't like leave it open to all. I already know my main choice is Carlis Mancia, but would, so.

Carlisman. Yeah. Mencia is in the universe, isn't he? I would be fucking, he'd be like, da-da, whatever. If I had to choose between Bobby Lee and Rogan, even though Bobby Lee is our boss,

I think I'd put him in there. Okay. Rogan is intimidating, dude. Like a guy like that or clothes don't even fit on him, you know, he's like, I don't know, I don't know if I can compete with that. Yeah, I'm going to definitely need like four blue chews or something. Yes, you have to blue chew and you can you imagine Joe Rogan shows up to pound your wife in front of you and you don't even have a Helix mattress. Pause. I mean, hilarious joke, yes, but I know it's a joke because that's not reality.

He's trying to fuck me. Oh, yeah, you're right. we saw the clip. I mean, it's basically like a hot tub situation. You gotta fuck your way out of the sauna and all that. Two attempts and then he goes, I'm bottom again. And then that's the night.

You know what I mean? Fucking Joe Rogan in the ass. That's crazy. After all that? Crazy, dude. I mean, dude. We said that out loud. Does anyone else said that?

No. We talked about fucking Joe Rogan in the ass. Oh, yeah. A lot of people have talked about that. Personally? Wait, not that I've seen. I just, like, smell the air. A lot of people are talking about fucking Joe Rogan in the ass.

You go to other podcasts, right? They dance around the topic. Right. They, you know, hint at it. This podcast, we literally talk about the action. Allegedly talking about it. Okay. The complete opposite of that.

Okay? And he told you what would happen. Yeah. All right. Gerardo's, I mean, not Gerardo. Joe Rogan in a room with Gerardo, he is not leaving that room on skate. I'll tell you, maybe maybe that's why he got into fighting, dude, because he's like, I'm tired of being bottom.

I need to figure out how to choke these holes out and fuck him, dude. He's bottom in fighting and real life, dude. He's on the bottom of a guy when he's wrestling. He's in the bottom in the bedroom when he's getting... Allegedly, not literally. Oh, yeah. No, we're saying that we didn't do. I'm just saying we're talking about it.

Theoretically, and there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. It's been T-FACK, if you took that away from them, there'd be all like half the podcast left. They call everyone gay. So should I ask the next question or now? Should we move on? I mean, go ahead, dude.

I'm all eager. So who is your choice? I already said. Oh, who? Oh, Bobby Lee. Oh, but like, no, we're talking about not even comparisons, just like in general. Who's my choice of what? Oh, and like how good they are comedy?

No, like the third person in the room. Oh, oh, the whole universe. Oh, sorry. Adam Ray. Fuck you. He keeps getting it. Come on. It just sucks.

Fuck you. No. He keeps getting your name wrong. And he thinks it's funny. The entire universe, dude. It's not. gnaz. So,

Nas is fine. Oh, I thought he said gnaz, like the rapper. No. Oh, you got to keep it a guy, dude.

You got to keep it a book. You know what I mean? All right. Fine then. Miscan. Meskin? I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you.

No. Third. I'm thinking of the whole universe now. So it's got to be somebody I'm comfortable with. There's like a vibe there. I'm making it worse by saying Yeah you're making it Look I'm thinking dude

I'm not some guy that just picks another guy Off the top of his head dude I'm throwing names out there You're window shopping dude Yeah I'm like Fuck Well obviously not Delea Yeah it's so easy to think of knots

Like Brian Call in hell no You know no No no you got to be a thing about safety Although you could probably easily take Brian There's not a chance I'm picking a cowboy either so Jeff dies out. The last cowboy, more like the last time you see your wife.

That piece of ass. Holy shit. And probably not jelly roll. Oh, jelly roll would be a fun time, though. Maybe that's the only silly sex I'm willing to have is him fucking my wife and me just laughing. Yeah. And possibly cucking out in the background. Right.

I mean, it would just be so hot. Probably not Eric. No. Or Montez, I mean. Now, I was thinking briefly about Beanie Guy. As much as I talk about Beanie Guy, how I don't like him, I kind of do like him. But he wouldn't understand the assignment. He can't even keep his Beanie on.

He's going to try to fall in love with your girl. You know what I mean? Just fuck her, dude. And obviously not Nick. Yeah. For reasons, we won't say on this podcast. Not Nick. Mark is my boy, so that would be weird.

but Mark's up there. Mark's up there. Mark is my friend. He might be first place right now. It's like who's like who's the least worst, you know? Like how capitalism is like the least worst form of government or something like that. I mean, Theo might be the guy. Now I see where the balloon guy's coming from. Yeah, I guess, see, thank you for helping me.

Yeah. I always need help. So I guess I'll go with Theo. Yeah. Still Carlos for me. Okay. All right. Let's see.

We'll cut that part out. Yeah, that's cut it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This one's posted by Shroom Trip, B, B, B, B, B, B, Baste. And also, that might not even be true that he was asking him to, but I read somewhere like something insinuating that.

I'm like, that's hilarious. It makes sense. Whatever it is, like, if you're really drunk and you're getting in someone's face, I think he can get, I can think he can hit that person. I'm not a condoner or supporter of violence, but that to me is self-defense.

Mm-hmm. 100% Papa. Couldn't have said it better myself. I didn't know how to miss that up. But Beast, it's a proud Papa. Nine-year-old hitting it damn near 200 yards. This is a video on his IG. I think his son is up the bat and he hits it, I guess, 200 yards.

He hit a home run? I don't know if it was a home run. That would be fucking cool. It was either a double or a triple. Oh, okay. That's cool. Because I do tune in and I watch all the clips he posts. This is posted by Coco Butter Ball sack.

Great name, by the way. Imagine being this rich in mid-90s. Bapa is definitely a trust fund baby underrated clip. I raised this his hand and goes, can you talk to me about passive income? Like I was wondering. And he goes, what do you mean? He said, passive income.

Like, I just want to make enough money so I can just hang out on a beach and be making money. And he goes, Gary V. He goes, is that a serious question? And the guy goes, yeah. He was from Sweden or something. Yeah. And he goes, well, that doesn't. fucking exist.

Unless you hold crazy amounts of buildings, I guess, if you're collecting rent. That is a, that is awkward. Even that sucks anyway. I mean, you can, though. Like, if you have enough properties, like, you remember when I was young, my dad has all these properties. And it was a learning list for me because we're on the beach. And he goes, you know what the difference?

Granted, I'm 14. Yeah. And he goes, you know what the difference to me and you is? Like, I go, what? He goes, I'm making money right now. I'm 14. So I'm just trying to, yeah, I'm just trying to get my driver license. I'm excited about that.

Money? I was like, oh, no doubt. I was trying to get through AIDS. Like, yeah, man. You're definitely doing better than me, man. Damn, so his dad is like Robert Kiyosaki. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

That's him. Well, you know, that's cool, I guess. Have you kept up with Mr. Kiyosaki, dude? Yeah. Dude, he's insane. Yeah, he's nuts. That was the, check that out. If you haven't seen it, Google, I don't know what you,

maybe Google, Robert Kiyoskiyos. Or rich dad, poor dad racist. Or just Google guy hates women. It might pop up first, dude. Or here's what you search. And this will be in your Google history. But Robert Kiyosaki Chinese, because he is not Chinese.

Or, yes, yeah, that's right. Or Japanese. Is that what he says? What does he say? I forget, but I just know that he's like, whenever a dude talks, he's like, look at this guy. Great guy. And then whenever female talks, he's like,

he's just good douching them for lack of a better term. I think it, I've, now I feel like Shab, and I did that on purpose with a Japanese-Chinese thing, but he's obviously Japanese. But if you do Chinese, that's, remember what he says to the woman? I won't say it out loud. Just look it up. Look it up. Something disparaging.

It's very, something very Temos. They're going to reboot. Oh, shit. Jesus Christ. Meaning very Shab-like. Let's see, this one's posted by Joseph's 5'2. Maybe, uh, Rogia Shorter, if I got out of jail or something. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. You know, he lives on the wild side. He's a cowboy. Bean Dip has revised his Fear Factor reboot host job story. Oh, okay. That's exciting. Finally something. Let's see.

Fear Factor again. And then people are talking about the possibility of Joe Rogan being on it. And you guys would know more than you know. The answer is absolutely not. I know Joe. He has all the money in the world. And they've already done this with ludicrous. You know who was in third in running to get that gig was me.

Is that right? That's right. Wow. And Ludacris beat me out. All the T-FAC cares at home were like, they paused the show to clap. Forget the second guy. Yeah.

Fear Factor. I was with Joe when he got that fucking thing. What are you doing? Not a chance. Yeah. I'll never forget Fear Factor. Oh, love it. They tried redoing it.

I actually auditioned for the host front. It's down to me in Luther, Chris. Dude, they would have, you would have got so much hate for that. really, oh, that's, I pulled myself out. That's a lie.

No, no, no, no. I didn't think I'd get it. And when they asked me, it was like, it's down to you. I'm like, till my age,

I'm like, this is a bad look, man. Yeah, I'm already close with Joe now I'm the post of it. Bro, they would have fucking,

they would have been like, oh, really, Brandon? Oh, okay. Yeah. No, trust me, I saw that hate wave

coming. I'm like, I'm out. Give it to Ludicris. Yeah, a similar thing happened in the state of New Jersey. Yeah, no, I don't think so.

Executives do do a lot of stupid shit, but I don't know. That's like an executive who has Death Wish. Yeah. CTE stands for executive. Yes. The E part stands for executive. Yeah, no, I don't think so. Imagine picking Shob over Ludacris for anything.

Not a chance. Yeah, what would you pick him over? Mm-mm. maybe having sex with my wife on camera fighting I guess yeah fighting someone yeah I would pick Shob over Ludacris

but even then I'm like Luda you know or lying if you need someone to lie a lot if you need somebody to talk shit to somebody that's a hard I think that's contentious because Luda could just hit him with the move bitch get on my way he could hit him with the rip your fucking neck off walk away on scathed

true and Chob is one of the best shit talkers in the game. You know, when he always said Bravo, he was fucking lighting people up left and right. There's videos of it. Yeah. They exist. Mm-hmm. I've seen. All right. So this one is posted by pull up the chin clip one, seven. Shane discusses Austin's assassins. Shane? Who's Shane? Never heard of him. To do, he's an assassin. Now you're upset. He did some assassination shit. So as YouTubers the Nighthawks?

Yeah. The Nighthawks. I showed you this part. a long while ago the nighthawks. The Hawks, Doc, drop it? I don't know. I don't think it's dropped it. I got to get my hands on the Nighthawks. I can't wait.

I think it's coming out soon. It's going to be so good. It's going to be huge for the scene. I don't think people understand where it's like to be an awesome comic. No, I mean, it's just like. I don't even know what Nighthawks is. You don't know the Nighthawk documentary? You are a, you are a Nighthawk, dude.

Oh, my dad. My bad. I know what it is. You're just a killer that haunts at night. You're an assassin. and making history, bro, in like the most unique situation. Yeah, that's good stuff.

I can't wait to be a legend. We need to be more vocal about how fucking gay that is. Well, then they tricked us and folded us into a promo for it. Because we were going like, Nighthawks, and they cut it

and it was actually was very fun. It was a very funny edit. I appreciate them trying to make something. I'm not criticizing the guy themselves. I'm just talking about discussing comedy like that. Yeah. just yeah makes me not want to do comedy

nobody knows nobody knows like to fucking be an assassin Nate Marsha or Matt McCusker in it well you guys are nighthawks

you guys are nighthawks when the hell do I get in there yeah I mean it makes sense though we are nighthawks well now I want to be a nighthawk so that is like a

that was like a hawk like so you know oh yeah and I'm like ah so yeah Tony I mean there's

no more hawk than that. Inchcliffe? Yeah, it's hard. It's hard to be less hawk than that. So, less hog. Yeah. He built the scene, dude. He's an assassin.

Yeah, he's a cowboy hawk. Tony. This one's posted by Mr. Nasty Man, famous comedian Fred Stoller calls Brendan Schott mentally challenged moron. That's great. Fred Stoller does a lot of stuff, though, too. He posts a lot of it.

Yeah, he's always on. I had to unfollow him on Instagram. Fuck. Yeah, dude. It happens. Like, God damn, bro. all the time? Boom.

Yeah, boom. Subscribe to Patreon. Yeah, boom. Don't get me started. Well, Brandon Shrob is too... Oh, God, dude. This just gets worse and worse. Brandon Shrob?

They should do like a cut up of... Or a super cut of all the times who will mess up his name. That'd be good. It's too easy. I mean, the guy is almost like... Like something mentally challenged, moron.

Well, I should say that. But he's not a real comedian. It's just, you know, yeah. It's crazy. Unique is their producer for this show? No. I was like, damn, I believed it. Unique's like, sit at the camera wars, please.

It does have unique vibes to it. I mean, their face is all crazy. And he kind of, he seems like he just woke up. This is very funny. You buy another ring light. Remember, Shob got those TikTok, lights. Rolling his eyes.

Call would stay relevant on social media propose for bore I don't know what that means. I don't know Fred's he's

you know he's working some things out yeah he's going through some shit this one's supposed by haphazard he's talking about

himself it's called let's see here comes shop oh dude although when your kids have a bad game and he's fucking up it's so embarrassing

you don't think everybody's like you, you know, they're probably not be like, oh man, the shit they're probably saying. Yeah, but these like some... Like, come on TV, please, dude, I need this for me. Some of these, some dads, they could be terrible.

Oh, bro. They could be terrible. Oh, man. You know what I mean? It's just crazy how... And then the ref wanted to fight, you know? I was like, this is crazy. I remember coming back here again. The I got to call timeout and was like, everyone needs to chill. This is wreck. Everyone chill the fuck out. Like, you're not helping the kids out.

Yeah. I'll call the dads out, though. Like, this one day kept yon at his son who's on our team throw the ball harder I went but let me talk you think he's not trying to throw hard right right right right right what you're doing you're putting more stress on her like let him do his thing dude and then what did the guy say

he's like ah you're right you right man two plays later throw it hard right yeah yeah yeah yeah there should be a Netflix doc on baseball that's funny wild shit I know wild shit oh really dude but he knows if he's a big chunky slow kid and he gets a hit off you?

Oh, we got work to do. If he's big trying to hit, his bat speed is going to be a little slower, so let's go, go out down the pipe. Oh, light is, from the silence and go, light his ass up. And then T just looks at him and you'll say that from the... Oh, yeah. Baseball's no joke, huh? No, no, no.

Light his ass up? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I get pretty hardcore. Oh, man. You're kind of a baseball dad, huh? Oh, to the fullest. They start, like, looking into making a documentary on baseball dad's because of Shav. Like this is how far this guy has gone, dude.

I just had an image of Shab at the baseball thing. And there's a little kid who was crying. And someone's like, what's wrong? And he's like, somebody ate my sunflower seeds. And Shab has a bag. He's like eating because he stole it from the kid. Do harder tea. Food's coming out of his mouth.

Throw it on. Tea. You got to want it to. Let's see here. What do we got next? dude. There's a lot of chins this clip week, dude. This is a promotion. Bapa liked this quick posted by

Large Argula 6262. I think this is liked by Brendan Schab. Of course. This is a random question, but do you know where I could find like some Asian mills? No. All right, no, mind. We'll take it with that right out. What's called?

You know how many times I have to cut that out of these podcasts? Brandon asking from Asian. is there any locals in your area um this is posted by silenced outrage just a blue collar guy be uh i think it's an ad for dry fast all gas whoa yep damn you hired a company to do that maybe i mean for sure this is photoshopped right i got bigger shoulders than that papa is a landing page yeah this is uh he's trying to give it i mean isn't it kind of sketchy to like really want to give a truck away like you're paying sponsors money to sponsor posts on Instagram to give away a truck. Isn't that weird? That is weird. I don't,

I don't know what the end game is or how he's making money off this, but I'm sure there's some sort of scam, right? I really think it's just for attention. He's like, I'm the guy that's giving away trucks. Maybe. You know? Yeah. I just don't get it. Me neither. Anti-electric. Yeah. Don't make no sense. This one's posted by Joseph is five foot two inches. the after hours is going well. Awesome. Being a guy is getting weighed. There's like a way,

probably a weight competition of some kind. They're doing a weight competition. That's, we're not doing that. No. They're not fat guys. I mean, I'm already beating you.

I'm fucking. You're losing a lot of weight. You're doing good. I'm almost dead. I should walk into the after hours and be like, yeah, 60 pounds, dude.

What you guys got? Hey, Nick, let me see those pecks, dude. This one's, I, This one's posed by Bapa's MMA show. Minimum Sky 2305. He doesn't really make an appearance all the time,

but I do see a Diet Coke, so I'm pretty excited about this. Hell yeah, dude. Look at that thing, dude. It looks so much better than the three rains behind it, and Rain is amazing. Yeah, rain's the best drink, but Diet Coke is the second best. What are you not seeing, dude? Oh, I lied.

There's some sure shot back here, but guess what? A lot less sure shot, dude. You know what I mean? Maybe, I hope that's not because they're drinking so much that they've got to drink while they're sure shots. You're right. That's the one thing.

the drinking. Right. I mean, when they drive home, they drink a sure shot, they're good. Yeah. They drink a lot of rain and the shirt shot brings them back down to earth. Exactly. Because you can get drunk on rain. Take a shirt shot, you're good. You could drive home. I mean, you got euphoria on rain. You know, you drink one of those things.

You're good for the rest of the day. Stack that over a week, do you? That's all facts. Let's see. Class half full, kids. Let's keep it positive. I could come on here and absolutely destroy these few past cards in the fight nights and just everything that they're doing, but I'm trying to be cool right now.

Nice. Shevchenko, Faro. The women's MMA right now is at such a low level. There was barely any strikes thrown in that entire thing. With Jose Aaldo and Zabib. And that's what happens with champions. It happened with Leon is once the game plans, out on how to beat you, all those guys can just mimic that to some certain degree and usually

have success. We'll see what kind of success Machchev has. It's all, it's all going to be predicated on can Machchev get him down and early. And get him down early. That's so funny for him to say, I could be destroying these cards. It's like, you're destroying your own podcast. Listen, when Karate Chop gets down to business, do with Leon, he's going to. He's going to fucking, I mean, he's got to watch the tape, dude. Blanca Bev is going to get karate chopped down. And what's his name, Zabib, Zanku chicken. It's all over after that.

It's all over. I'll tell you who Korean Edwards doesn't want to see fucking Shavichenko da. You know what I mean? There's not a chance that Valentine is going to fucking let him walk away on skath. You know what I mean? You said Chavichenko, Dahl. That's so funny. It sounds Russian and says Japanese.

Shevacchko da. At first that's Russian, but then it turns Asian. Yeah, dude, welcome to Brendan's Eminemaybauer. What is it called? The Brendan Show. Or, no, the Shab Show. The Shab Show, yes. Yeah, we should start doing that, dude, in our free time.

Expert analysis. Predictions for next year. 2026 Bapa has only the Shab Show left. He has been ghosted by everyone in Texas and L.A. In a desperate last plea for relevance, he goes on the trip to do ayahuasca. I mean, that's a good guess. I don't think he would let go of his pride that much to do that, though. Yeah, I don't see him doing it, but he, you know, I think it's possible.

Yeah. I think it's possible. During his trips, he sees his life through the eyes of a homeless cat. He becomes self-aware. When he gets home, he books out the Arlington Improv for one last show. He leans into it all. Acknowledges all the lies and how his ego drove him to say and do ridiculous things. He spills the whole beans on a whole Rogan verse and confirms things that we've all been saying.

for years. Didn't spell that right. The whole thing collapses, lawsuits, jail time, cancellation. They all go down for the degenerates they are. The Schwab show. He actually renames it. This is all he, that is really left. Does really well. It gets tons of big guests who finally feel like they can say what they want about Rogan and his brood. Best dishes every day after day. Every, every day. Best dishes ever day after day. There we go. The only comedian is close to Joe that come out unscathed.

are Shane Gillis and Mark Norman, Schwab's new success, and income allows him to buy them on the ship at a discount price because it's basically the FCN Island of Boston at this point, calls the club Gringo Pappies huge success. Chang's becomes the Lerogunverse more than Schwab and Bapa does AMAs often. I mean, that is a crazy prediction that has a lot of interesting stuff in it. Yeah, I like the work. Good job.

I would say like 2% is going to happen. Oh yeah, none of that will happen. Like it is going to be 2026. You know what I mean? That's the only 2% that's going to happen. I'm not sure Bapa and I'm being serious here is capable of self-reflection or thinking about things in a way that's like critical. Critical, yeah, critical reasoning.

I don't think he has that. It'd be cool if he did. And obviously a tell-all book would be hilarious, but he just doesn't have the faculties to do that. even if he wanted to. Part of the reason why he's stuck in this universe is because he doesn't know better, I think. Yeah.

It's a wild assertion to say that he's going to turn his back on all his friends. The only friends he has left, I don't know if that's like, it's like, if that's a red pill blue pill situation where he's like, I'm taking the blue field, dude. You know what I mean? Or what's the one that makes you see the reality? The red pill.

Whatever one that you can jump off buildings and shit, that's the one he's going to try to take. It'd be funny if Shab was in the Matrix and and fucking Morpheus was like, you can take the blue pill and your life stays the same. You still have the podcast, you're friends with Joe Rogan, blah, blah, blah. Or you take the red pill and you start to realize you're redacted.

And Shab looks at him straight in the eyes. And he goes, I never learn how to take pills. So I can't take either one. Because you can't, you know how you learn when you're a kid to drink it with water? He tries to crush it up and snort it. He's like, is there any, can I have like, is there a child's version of this pill? Can I have that? Morpheus is like, never mind.

There's no chance shop takes either pill. He's too stupid for both. I think, yeah, I think Morpheus will keep him busy with just that task, you know? Yeah. For sure. Yeah, not a chance any of this happens. He's too connected, dude. I feel like there is a world where there's enough, uh, magnetism. towards like turning on everyone that he would do it. Like Doc, if he made an X amount of money, he would do it in a heartbeat. Yeah, he has no principles, really.

So I'm sure if you offered him like a million dollar, like a lot of money, he'd do a tell-all book about Rogan. Yeah. For sure, a book's down the pipeline. He's going to write a book. I hope so. And guess who's going to buy it? This guy.

Who has two thumbs and is buying Child's book as soon as he can? Me. Who's got two jokes and says them all the time? Just kidding. Toxoplasmosis posted this one. Bapa doesn't drive his own cars for promos. So that's a Hummer. And that's a Corvette?

I don't know. The car. But yeah, I mean, it looks like that's what he's doing for sure. I mean, look at his face. I'll say this is probably the best hat I've seen from Drive Fast All Gas. Yeah, that's weird. It looks like the Kivotech hat.

Mm-hmm. Just copied. There it is again. This one's posted by Joseph is 5 foot 2 inches. Brian says Texas is great for cars. Let's see. Oh, on the side. You're going to acclimate to Texas so fast.

I was born for it. You're not going to look back. You understand? Yeah. Yeah. That's what Rogan says, I give it three months and you're going to go, I can't believe I didn't do this sooner. Yeah.

There's no traffic. I said, I hope you're right. He goes, I am. Yeah. Yeah. He was in cars. All the car stuff was like, buddy. Yeah.

He was way to introduce to people. You're moving to the mecca of all of it. Yeah. I was in Texas and we were all set to go to my friend Tim's house and have a little barbecue. And, well, we had to turn around because the hell was hitting... Is the helicopter? No, it was hitting my car. It was going to damage.

He said the helicopter. Yeah, why is he in a helicopter? Where is the helicopter? The hail was hitting the helicopter? Brian's confused. What helicopter, dude? This is a CTE conversation. What?

This is a conversation between C and T and you can eat your way out. No, it was hitting my car. It was going to damage the car. It was hail in the summertime, practically. Brian. Yeah, you could just say it without. extending the words. Brian did that like three times in that shit.

Yeah. He was keeping us busy again. Yep. He just wanted you to know there was hail. Okay, well, let's say... That was Asian Melfth. I said Mille. Oh, this is that one podcast, dude.

Malik is in a homeless cat, still a beast of a guy posted by 773202 Luna. Let's see. Change your name. This podcast in a Lid store? This looks like the break room of a Lid store. Yeah. does.

Yeah, C. There should be a third C. Oh, yeah, they fart. What? That's weird. Unless it's G.C. And they just fucked up by putting the C in front of that. And it says, C, immunity. That's pretty fresh.

Is that like a Crips thing? Yeah. I'll cut that part out. Then we'll cut that part. No, we won't, dude. Is that a Cripps thing? Imagine you guys shot for that, just asking a question. And it says it's sad.

It's, oh, yeah. Interesting. There's a lot of cool stuff going on in this thing. I like upside down in LA hat. Not a bite taken out of it, you know. Atlanta hat. Malik's in the back year. Yeah, see.

Right here, right? Yep. Yep. Let's see. Thank you for the $2. Malik is a beast of a guy. Never metal. I'm going to just take that as disrespect.

No, that was a compliment. Oh, okay. I don't. Well, why you... Hey, bro, I don't know. Y'all's the exact compliment. It said, Malik is a beast of a guy. Never met him.

Meaning him a beast. It wasn't some... Yeah, I appreciate you, bro. Yeah, it's all good. It's all good. Well, now that I'm reading it, it could go either way. Yeah. He's becoming homeless.

I like how this is... Their body naturally rejects the shop verse. Oh, yeah, yeah. They don't know, but they know. Yeah. Yeah. After all that. There's levels to this show.

It's all good Let's get on They're like guys Come on This happened before Just let's move it on Dude This is why I say

You're a beast of a guy What would you How would you respond to that? Just take the first half Like Malik you're a beast Never met him Okay All right

Would you take that as a negative thing If somebody called you a beast? Like Malik is a beast of a guy It's all good Now we think it too much Into a thing Yeah let's just go to that That's so funny

Dude That was great That is funny Oh man they should have had three Cs up there they would understand. I think Malik, like, he maybe knows, but he's like doing the math in his head, explaining this is just too much.

Yeah. You don't, I love this shit, you know, but I'm not sure how you come off if you explain this in real life to people. I never try to. Yeah. I never, ever. Yeah, you kind of got to be in it.

It's almost like Fight Club. Mm-hmm. You know, someone's got to, want to be in it or whatever. You don't talk about it. The first rule of fight club, you spell giraffe with a D. D. Dhrap. You tell that to just someone in your life and they're like, Reddit? Yeah. I don't even know. I tell people like bits that we come up with on the podcast, you know what I mean? But I don't, I do not go like, Brendan Schaub does this thing where he does this thing. Yeah. I've done it before. I'm not proud. You know what I mean? Never do it again, dude.

Yeah. I'm almost at the, I'm going to wear a t-shirt that explains it. And just walk around with that. Yeah, it's going to be a lot of words. And not a lot of them are going to be spelled correctly. I had to explain the fucking golden jackets. I'll tell you what. I want to throw those away. I'll tell you that right now.

That's pretty bad, dude. Yeah, golden jackets right when you walk into my apartment. Dude, just two golden hour jackets, dude. Right. And a clipper jacket next to it. So when I'm like, I got a clipper jacket, this girl says, oh, yeah, bring that golden jacket. That's not a clipper jacket.

She didn't hear that, though. She's like, oh, it's cool, though. It looks cool. That jacket does not look cool. But that's cool that she thinks is cool. Yeah, that's great. She could have it. Maybe she should.

It could be worth a lot of money someday. Mm-hmm. Yeah, because, you know. It's like a Bitcoin. What do you think is a lot of money, like $3 at a thrift store? No, I don't even think it's worth three. Yeah, dude.

It's definitely like in the, is there free racks on this thrift store? It's truly bad. Actually, you know what? I've gotten something for free from a thrift store. Oh, for real? Yeah. I needed flip, for some reason I needed flip flops for some skit that somebody wanted to shoot.

And I was at the thrift store and I saw these fliplops. And I picked them up and I went up to the front. And I was like, there's no price tag on this. And the lady looked at him and she's like, that's because someone just left those here. And I was like, can I have them? And she was like, yeah. So I just took home someone's flip flops for a sketch. It's a other guy.

Pause. You leave the store and they come back. Did you guys find any flip flops in here? Yeah, I'm sorry if that happened. But I think what they did was they were like, oh, I don't need these flip flops. I like these shoes. Cool story, bro. I'm wearing these shoes out.

Maybe they bought them. Maybe they stole that. Who knows? Shout out to Malik, dude. You're always welcome here. We don't think you're a great guy. We haven't met you. Yeah, you are a great guy and I have not met you.

Or no, no, no, no. You're a great guy. I don't give a fuck if you're a beast. How about that? Yeah, I would never. call you a ba-b-b-ba-be-be-be-be-be-be because, you know, I'd be saying it ironically. Yeah. I would never call you a beast of a guy because that's fucking homo, straight up.

That's what they thought, right? I don't know what they thought. I think that they're just reacting off him because he, like, probably knows that it's Shab, and he doesn't really want to talk about it. So when he's like, I don't know about that, they think, oh, okay, maybe there is something there. Yeah. They're smart guys.

They removed a C. Great moment, though. Maybe he's, he's like chanzing it up. in the moment. He's like, this is going to do, this dog. Afterwards, they're like, that was a great show. Leaks like, you don't even know. That's another. They may also know that they're going to get views off of the shop stuff. So that's maybe why he said it. It's impossible to know what's going on in this universe at any time. No one's ever honest. Everything's a lie. Don't believe anything anyone tells you in Kat's universe.

Not once, Daddy. I hate saying Daddy so much. This is posted by TDR1, Bapa. I don't like this. the fish we found is a dentist's dream. Oh, it's a fish. It's less gross. Dude, that is disgusting. Now that I know it's a fish, I don't even think it's gross. They're saying that this is Brendan. That's funny.

Oh, the lips are funny. The lips look like Brendan's. That's hilarious. So gross. Yeah. I feel bad for the fish. Somebody fucked a fish. You know for a fact.

What? A lonely. Brendan was out there and fucking found a fish like that. I'm not saying anything, dude. The Schwab. The Schwab. Do you catch anything today? I caught a Schwab.

I caught a Schwab. 20-pounder. I fucked a Schwab. I mean, caught a Schwab. This is posted by Sorry Phone 1676. No caption needed. Sounds like the audio's terrible. Let's see.

Because there's lawyers that have to defend like Ted Bundy. Although he represent himself, but like Jeffrey Dahmer, shit like that. Why even have a lawyer? Well, you get a public defender. some of them some hire real guys yeah yeah man it's uh it's an interesting thing i actually come to think i have three friends who who one of whom is yeah one of them who's who was was defending a lot of gang leaders and you get these kids who shot somebody across the street he's going away for 40 years

he's 18 he's 17 why is this guy zooming in i don't know why that's funny i mean they don't have a guess so it's fine that there's no one on the couch, but just no one being on the couch is funny. I think there is somebody on the couch, but this guy is zooming in on his phone. Oh, okay. He's 18, he's 17. Oh, there's a dog on the couch.

Then, you know, how do you do it? He goes, there's not much you can do there. Hmm. I don't know why no caption is needed. I think he's saying that he knows, like, people in dark places. Oh. Maybe not. Whatever.

Put a caption, dude. Sorry, phone 1676. Caption needed. we're not that homeless this is posted by toxoplasmosis did Bapa take a little league line drive to the nose between the eyes okay

hopefully not it's like I didn't know Shakespeare is posting on here a way to go Shakespeare Never Go Full Simple Redact posted by Terps exclusive 3 Um Okay so simple Jack

Wow Look at that face dude You goes great with that hair Here This one's supposed to have money loan in 1864 Bapa slowly stops dying his beard But then starts regretting it Oh my god

Look how black that thing is That's true Pause Very yeah very A lot of dye But honestly I have no opinion on that I don't think I'd ever do that But I don't know

I'm cool with white, dude. Yeah, I think white's fine. 34 years old, got white hairs growing in like a motherfucker, dude. Oh, same. Can't wait to be salt and pepper, dude. Yeah, I already got some of that. Salt and Peppa's Heel. Salt and Salt and Salt and salt and Peppers, who? I do

like having red hair and having any hair, really. Yeah. So that's nice. Yeah, you got to keep what you got. Exactly, dude. When I shave my fucking beard, I look like weird. Oh, have you done it? Yeah. You don't look like Joe Rogan? Oh, you know, I wish, dude. That would be awesome.

a fucking man right there. Yeah. Epitome of man, dude. Yeah. I don't get more man than that. Posted by Peter Petrovsky, dude. Oh, that's right. Zilla, part two. Part three, Section A. Should we watch this? Sure. It's four minutes, so we'll end on this. Oh, yeah. Jesus fucking Christ. Can we watch it? Not to blow my horn, but I know what's going on. You go where you know that the elk are going to be in the area.

Based on this vision that I had, high on DMT. I saw an infinite number of those. I saw one hovering here, and then in every direction out from him, there was an infinite number of those, and they were all hovering and vibrating around it. The geometric patterns made out of love and understanding. There's a bunch of other shit that's around us all the time that's just not here. And we don't have access to it, and when you do DMT, you go into that other place. Coulosinogenic effect that's so profound that it literally is like a transcendent experience and changes your life. When they're in the rut, which is when you hunt.

That's when it's legal. Which means they're mating and breeding and smashing heads together and shit. Then you hear them, you hear them scream at each other. They are definitely ready to be killed them. A little of who they know. Then you've got to figure out how to sneak in on them. Spoken DOT. I got so thick in the pandemic.

I decided to go on a keto diet. Eight weeks goes by your boy hasn't touched a fucking tortilla. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Right? They can't help themselves. They're competing with all these other maids. else so they're always like, bha-screaming each other and smashing heads.

I see it, I eat it. Holy fuck, man. I like to get my peepers on this way out. Now I'm hungry to eat my big clapped. Oh, oh. Really? I don't like that. I don't like I took a simple water.

Oh, oh. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that? I see clamped him so fucking hard. I don't like to make him simple water. You see clamped him so fucking hard? What? I don't know. And then the bear came down. And then the bear came back during her funeral and stomped out the corpus.

This is like very aquatine hunger force cartoon network. I like the weirdness of it. I think if you showed this to somebody in your life again, it might lead to them being worried about you. It might lead to more intense therapy. Yeah, I think that would be like, yeah. The therapist would be like, all right, let's talk about this. Let's talk about Shabzilla.

I'm not done. Daddy's not done. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Oh, God. Then attacks her corpse at a funeral. This is a special kind of elephant. Oh, my Lord. It's like, someone who's like to have to have to, like,

quite this idea in his head that makes me think it's his own idea to be less of an asshole. Is that from our show? That might be. Yeah, I think it's. We're terrible people, dude. You know, like interrupt people less. Because if somebody, the moment, we're definitely laughing, yeah. That's not us.

Yeah. When somebody else is telling him what to do, He didn't like it. He didn't like it. Oh, yeah. Oh, and this is the process. Far up in the mountains, he witnessed something of the scene

self-intillination by a monster you can breathe. Expo died now you're at trees. On the snobes, you go at a break-knick speed that nothing you're escaping teed. Like a bobcat's off the prowl, the tables and turned got to spend something if I want. I can tell that Petrosky is like a Led Zeppelin fan.

Like he comes from that era of singing because a lot of his singing is sort of like that and like Renaissance Fair almost. You know what I mean? Medieval. Medieval, yes. Chromotech nuclear has burned out He's a Viking

He's what you're saying Yeah Yeah Mm-hmm Oh come on Fuck That's a crazy To retrieve

What can be found What a hell Can be I personally that's me Because of my associate I'm a friend I get it Do you think I'm a dude

That's a crazy detail Mm-hmm Chop. Guys love to do this. No, I'm trying to get like you. Like, I know, you're buff. Like, but you're bigger than me. It's like, I don't give the fuck.

You know, as your narrative, dude. This is bad. This is really, really bad. He knows that we're the only ones who know who he is, Dee. Yeah, we should probably might want to kill us. This is a problem. They don't pay me enough for this shit. I was supposed to go camping this weekend.

Now I hurt. neck, my back. We're not just dealing with a shitty janitor here. It's... It's... It's... It's... Is that coming in theaters?

I don't know. Life becomes fiction, dude. What? You know how, like, yeah, dude, that was stranger than nonfiction, dude. Facts. Mm-hmm. I mean, as I've said it already, this podcast, there's levels to the shit. Yeah.

You know, what you saw was level two. Mm-hmm. At least. Mm-hmm. Facts. Mm-hmm. All right, that's our show this week. See you later.

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