10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub has UGLY SHOES! | 10 Minutes of Brendan Schaub #5

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

Fifth episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

Are you ready for another segment of 10 Minutes of Schaub? I am. Raise your hand if you are. Oh, yeah. What is this? Brandon Schaub, our favorite comedian. Brandon Schaub, maybe, yeah, our favorite comedian now. People think that we do this to hate on him, but we love doing this.

So is it hate if we love doing this? I honestly don't know anymore. I mean, I don't like him. I got to say, and it's grown on me, because at first I didn't really have an opinion. I was sort of agnostic on Schaub. But then Oathman showed me that clip of him shitting on the opener, and I was like, you know what? Don't like this guy.

That was the turn. But this is fun, though. Yeah, it's a lot of fun to watch him. I was telling Alan Strickland-Willland williams today i was like watching shab is like i forgot i literally forgot what i said i'm gonna read it off it's weird to watch someone be famous when they just started but also have no talent and then what rogan did for shab is like it would be like me just like picking a co-worker or friend and be like, you're now a famous stand-up comedian.

Right? Isn't that what it's like, kind of? When you watch him do stand-up, it just seems like a random dude. That someone, I have not started the timer yet, though. We haven't started the clip yet. So I start the clip, I start the timer as soon as the clip starts, Chin.

Am I Chin? I know, I call everyone timer as soon as the clip starts, Chin. Am I Chin? I know. I call everyone Chin or Boppa now on YouTube when we're talking shop. You at work, too? Yeah. They think I've gone crazy. All right. Well, you ready for this?

All right. Starting the timer now. 10 minutes of shop. Here we go. It's a book by Tim Kennedy. I don't know who Tim Kennedy is, but I feel like I think he's probably a self-help guy. There's a lot of Tim Kennedy ones today. Alright, here we go. How are we doing?

So hopefully these are better, because that was a tough sell. Eating chicken wings. The camera just went and zoomed in. They want to make it so that we can make fun. Freeze frame. Brennan doesn't know how to eat chicken.

Why are they eating chicken? Oh, this is an eating show. I mean, it's solid hot. I mean, it's hot. It's all hot. It's tough to mess up the hot sauce. This is standard. I'm going to judge him based off his secret stuff.

His own recipe. Yeah, because I can't get that anywhere else. I mean, he made this by himself. There's like strong vinegar. It's good. Curly salt. Salt fries. Now, for you...

Why did I do this? Damn, dog. So it's just them eating chicken. Yeah. We should have a video where we eat something at Watch Shop. Yeah. A new food. That's your shop right there in the corner there.

That was just the clip? So their show just picked that? Yeah, I guess. Well, no, this is Reddit. Oh, this is from the Reddit. Did it get edited, do you think? Yeah, that's edited. Okay, I'm so dumb.

So they did edit it specifically to make him look stupid. This is unnecessary, B. All right, let's move to the next one. Get ready for some Chabonese. When somebody's like, hey, can I have boneless wings? Do you just look at them like... I'm like, did you vote for Kamala Harris? What are you doing?

First of all, you can't be around my kids. The ultimate diss. Freaking almond milk? Yeah, can you sit at a different table? Most celebrities are just like us. What do they say at the beginning? Yeah, what do you think? When somebody's like, hey, can I have a...

When you order boneless wings? Boneless wings. Do you just look at them like... What? I'm like, did you vote for... Well, have you ever tried McDonald's chicken nuggets, dude? That's a boneless wing right there, dude. I like both boneless and bone-in.

But bone-in is superior, but that doesn't make other people inferior. Sometimes boneless is very good. Yeah. Yeah. And also, I don't care. I'm not looking at a guy, oh, boneless? Look at you. What are you, going to vote for Kamala Harris?

Imagine someone using that as a diss. And he doesn't have any confidence when he says it either. He says it like that conservative guy at the airport who was like you don't need a mask just need to get healthy he has the the telling pause of someone who's not confident in what they're saying his shirt says Koreatown

on it I'm like did you vote for Kamala Harris he was making sure that she got her name right. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, hey, sound it out, Chubb. Sound it out in your head. You cannot get this wrong.

Imagine being that nervous about, like, because you're so bad at talking. I can't get this wrong if I talk. First of all, you can't be around my kids. Her name is made for him. It has that L in it. First of all, you can't be around the kids. Her name is made for him. It has that L in it. First of all, you can't be around. So he doesn't have to worry about whatever that weird impediment is.

Yeah. Don't make me call it weird. You want to go to the next one? Yeah, yeah. It's a lot of these. That was a good one, though. Yeah. That was a good one because it's like these idiots are really concerned about the way you eat chicken wings.

These are a lot with Tim Kennedy. I don't know what this is from though i don't know tim kennedy is but by the look of him i know that it's like a self-help guy for sure well yeah tim kennedy is a self-help guy but he also does like uh i think he does like oh no i'm misusing him with somebody else he's like an ex-navy seal okay yeah i mean like those are the kind of guys i probably would want to get self-help advice from. Yeah. But, you know, his views on chicken wings, I don't so much care about. What the hell's a dirty Sprite?

Should I go in the air blowing in the wind? Dude, these guys are awesome. The homeless cats, their editing is great. They can make anybody look stupid, but these people are dumb. The audience didn't see it. Should do it, man. It's going to be a mess.

We have drinks inside. What the hell is a dirty Sprite? That's so good, man. You could do that to anybody. They could do that to you or me. Maybe they could zoom in on no hair on my head and just watch the galore. A dirty Sprite. You know what I mean?

If those who know the nickname, they know the nickname, but it's just a Sprite with my secret. It's like a little mix of berries that I do, so it looks like a little... Another secret. Yeah, he's like, secrets. Another secret. The taco guy's better than both of them are talking.

Him talking about Sprite is better than the Gringo Poppy, the entirety of the special. 20 minutes of stand-up. From the Taco Man. Tonight, Brendan Schaub is a stand-up comedian for 10 minutes.

He's a lot of secrets. So I have a certain set of skills. They are talking to this taco guy the way we are dissecting the clip. They have the same cadence. They're like performing at the taco truck because the camera is rolling, but not well. Wait, he's saying he has a wish.

What did he say? I talked to him. There's a lot of secrets. Secret drink. So I have a certain set of skills to get secrets out of people. Yes. And we do have water. I guess.

It's a taken reference. Yeah. Well, not that was insinuating. We need to advance interrogation techniques, but let me tell you what, I don't find it out. Yeah.

Torture. Is that good? We're torturing of, uh, foreign soldiers. Always. Why are you talking right now? Wait,

Brendan's about to speak. The whole time. Brendan's in in his dog and then one time he starts talking you start talking dude They zoom in on them and everything okay? Let me watch you Jesus Christ We still have five minutes left. Oh my god, but play the clip that we wanted to see I'm gonna see you Us is that good. We're going to come back, man. Dime out of the tooth. All right, man. Appreciate it, man. All the wings, sir. Take that dime out of the tooth. It's on you.

Take that dime out of the tooth. What does that mean? I don't know. Man, the Zoom thing is great. It's a great job. All the chins out there Zooming in. Great job, Chin. Did he say take that diamond out your tooth?

Take that dime out your tooth. What does that? Damn, he has a lot of weirds. Again, I have no idea what Chavaba's talking about, what Brenda's means. Here's Tim Kennedy again. Again. And this is the fighter and the kid. All right, here we go.

They're as fast as a regular human being. Okay. And that's significant. And they're zombies. And they're attracted to sound, and they will eat you. They're attracted to sound. All right, so go. You got the long...

The names themselves. You got like the Baby Mama. I'm in on that one. OG Hot Buffalo. I'm in on that one. You know, the Honey Sriracha. Absolutely. Mango Habanero.

So like... Should we just do like a mix, and you and I just dive in? Like, but a... And also look how kind of touching them. Yeah. Like the smoothness. It's like butter, dude. Even just, you know offering

different things sleeping bag money yes that king of the state is paying off right here rich rich yeah that scissor brother's money coming here all right dude let's not joke around i get it trying man what that whole video is him mocking people or copying what they're doing. Oh, like stealing their bit? Yeah, so like Theo starts doing this and then he's like, Shabby starts doing it. That is what we posted. Yeah, we posted.

We pointed that out in the last video. He basically is just, he's doing what other people do. That's his whole thing, but poorly. Because that's what you do when you start out, kind of. A lot of times you just mimic what other people do. That's his whole thing but poorly. That's what you do when you start out kind of. A lot of times you just mimic what other people do. Most people have a little bit of talent before they try. They have some jokes written.

Schaub not so much. It's just like doing the most annoying thing that another comic does. That's what he does. I don't know what this is. I'm not quite sure what any of these ones are. Hey, we're finding out. So that clip wasn't Shab.

Three more minutes? Three more minutes. All right. You can customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes at simplysafe.com

slash Shab, S-H-A-B. You can customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes at simplysafe.com slash Shab,

S-H-A-B. He did not spell his last name wrong. Yeah, he did. S-H-A-B. Man. A-B. It's so- For your home in just a few minutes at simplysafe.com slash Shab, S-H-A-B. He's a-

And he doesn't look like he did it purpose at all because if i were shabbo just do it on purpose to get more views at this point you know like good to like lean into being really dumb god i don't know what this one is another tim kennedy one oh it's of course of course the volume's off a bit of a war i think what you're talking about for me i've always looked at life as a bit of a war like i Like I think beware of your cushy lifestyle because the barbarians are at the gate and they always will be. They always will be. And they're always coming. Do I need to like drink out of the skull of my vanquished foe?

Maybe not right now. Maybe not, but be ready and be aware that your weakness and your softness is a liability if you're not rehearsing in your brain. That's the way I look at it. But also comes in all sorts of different forms, whether it's online or whatever. Well, you and I, but there's different things. Have the barbarians right there. These guys think that because

they have done bad things and been stupid online that they are people that are being invaded by Mongols. We're Mongolians coming in because Shab's a moron. And he's getting criticized online. That's the same as somebody storming a castle.

Yeah. And pillaging the fighter in the kid village. That's wild. Let's see if there's any top this week. No, I had to tell you. You know how, like, women are like, we're not safe out there. That's like, Shob and Callan feel that way now. Because people are making fun of them for not being good.

YouTube comments. Not safe. Or I could just set 60 grand on fire. Yeah, I know. I know. It's one of those things. You do that anyway with your dumb shoes. It's real.

Yeah. Dumb shoes. It's real. That was real laughter. They're all laughing at him for spending too much on his gigantic Nikes. He does always have those in full view. Huge Nike shoes that are all colorful that he spent $200 on really dude oh really dude just make the whole episode me going oh really dude over and over again at every shop clip dicey dicey it's getting it is proving to be harder to find more clips every week divorcee divorcee you know yeah well i'm sure i mean as long as there's a shop out there we'll find mean, as long as there's a Shob out there, we'll find a way. As long as there's a Shob, there's a will, and there's a way.

Yeah. All right. Well, thank you for tuning in. I hope you enjoyed Shob. I don't know what number we're on. Maybe four, maybe five. I think this is five. We're going to hopefully get to ten.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Woo. Before we get canceled. I'm going to cancel you if Shob beats Gerardo up. You do Postmates to Shop's house. Oh, duh. Oh, duh.

All right. Cut.