10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub HATES AUSTIN, TEXAS | 10 Minutes of Schaub #161

Episode Date: September 12, 2026

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Welcome back to Tim as a shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon, join the Discord, join the Reddit. This week's episode on Patreon was us chopping it up about comedy in general. But in the past, we have done recently. What have we done, Gerardo? Nate Jackson. We should probably go through this before.

Nate Jackson. It's never funny or was always funny. Super funny. Super funny. we did last week Joe DeRosa Joe DeRosa right and that was

that had a long title Yeah I didn't promise you a rose garden I didn't promise you a rose garden Should abbreviate that I don't I'm not quick enough To know what the abbreviation is Can you do it?

IDP Got him I don't even know if that's right IDP Y RG Oh wow okay good DP Anyways that's not why they're here though, right? I don't DP, by the way.

They're here to watch Tim as a Shab. So start the timer. Play the chain clip. Tim has Shab Live. Well, it's cracking. Why does my hair look terrible right now? Do you even comment? Let's start over. Okay. We'll be back in a few minutes. Uh-oh. Rosa Holler Cohen in the chat. Gerdotos mom. Oh, see how you say my name right first? That's how I know it's not real, dude.

Jerry, your curls give gender fluid energy. All right. We can stop the show here, dude. brush your hair. Okay, so let's see. I'm not going to lie, guys. Not a lot of crazy, cool comments for two weeks. Dude, isn't that crazy? Two weeks. On change, you mean?

Yeah. Well, like I said before the podcast started, you got to make nothing out of something. Oh, yeah, you're right. But you were talking about the length of my penis then. Let's see here. Oh, pause. I pray to God it's all plugged in.

I don't think everything's plugged in. Let's see. It is plugged in. Okay, good. There you go. See, dude. The team, the first time. the team did something right, you know what I mean?

We got to thank him. Thank the team. Let's see. The last thing that I want to say. Oh, I didn't even read the title. My bad. I've gotten four hours of sleep, y'all. Renato Moikano 10-7's Bapa's new, Papa's comedy special posted by Kabeeb Time. Let's think that I want to say is sometimes when I'm doing the show me the mind podcast,

I cannot articulate like that. I cannot say the things that I believe, because it's a one-hour show and I have to be funny. You know, I have to be funny. I want to be funny. I'm speaking on my second language. And so that's why I can understand why the people clip and they say, hey, this guy is dumb, you know? And if you think yourself as dumb,

think the people that watch the Brendan Shelby show on YouTube. That's fucking terrible. Okay, brother. Even I can do better than that shit, brother. And I don't even speak in English and I can be, and I can be funny than you, my brother. Papa catches stray. Oh dear. Okay.

Thank you so much, Ariel, for the platform. For the platform. It's like a weird Italian a little bit or... I'm not sure. Maybe Eastern European or something like that. Brazilian, I think. What's his name? Did they say it in the title?

Renato Moikano. Dude, I have no idea. Brazilian. Okay. Yeah, I mean, that makes sense with fighting. But dude, I think we have a new member of the cabinet. And you're a new guy. Is he one of our game?

guys? Probably. Maybe a wartime general. My mom said, be nice to Gerardo tonight, guys, or not. She saw the chat misspelling my name constantly. She's like, yo, I didn't raise this. What's it called? Shout out to Renato though, dude. Very hard to be like, people talk shit about how I talk while also talking terribly. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. That was really funny. Great delivery. He's like, you know, and another thing is that if you think I'm dumb, then why you watch the Gringo Poppy? is a me, Renato Moikano, I am a Brazilian. Yeah, and it's funny, it doesn't sound like the Brazilian accent that I'm used to.

It sounds more like, I guess I kind of make him sound Borettish, but sounds Borettish to me. Brendan Chabies are my wife. Or Italian Borett. Yeah. If you don't like my show, you are my wife. Yeah. All right. Let's go to the next one.

Not a lot of, dude, the daddy's number thing really took over change for the month. Oh, yeah, that was good. So we're, we're scrolling through a lot of daddy's number stuff. I give you a daddy's number. Let me know when that gets annoying, chat, because I feel like coming a lot, probably. It is, mom, don't ask questions that you don't want the answers to, okay? They're going to say something about squirrels. Hey, I have a baseball, dad.

This is my cubby. What did you just say? Oh, Bo rat. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it is a quito, bitch. And that's what's a quatt poppy. I like the Brazilian poppy.

I think that was Manleyman or someone. Yeah, that was good. And me and D.C. were hosting that Super Bowl show. We already saw this Super Bowl. I mean, he just doesn't stop with the Super Bowl, huh? Look at this. All this.

Okay, here we go. Wear a damn helmet posted this one. Oh, come on. Whoever thought it'd be funny to have Delia in my daughter's Barbie T-Tie game. It's not. And shame on you. Signed a Concern Father. I saw that one like during the week and it made me laugh even though I completely didn't understand like what's going on. And also the graves was flaring up as it is now. I was like, is that real? Yeah. A little bit. Did you have any no, you knew it was fake right away. I mean, you live in 2025, dude. Nothing's real. Oh, that's true.

Okay. I thought you were saying like, dude, you live in 2025. Get with it. Kind of like I don't. I was so ready to be good dude. I was like, I didn't fucking, should I tell him what I did before? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, this is crazy. I was going to save it for Raccoon Tweety's, which is our other show. But I might as well just fucking say it now. So I go, I show up to Gerardo's and I go, dude, check this out, man, check this out.

And I took this water bottle, this new cheap-ass water bottle, and went, Don't spit. Don't spit it on my couch. And I was like, can you believe it makes that noise? And he looked at it and he was like, it has a straw, dude. Why are you holding it like that? And I was like, what do you mean, dude? Yeah, it has a straw.

So what? And you're like, you can just drink it like this. So I didn't know that because it has a straw. You don't drink it like, you know, upside down. Dolphins fuck people. I've been telling you guys for a long time. believe me. I'm no, I'm no smarter than Bapa is. This is, I'm, this is Callan and I'm Bapa, okay. Oh, it'd be cool. You're the Cali. I'd rather be chin. Do I rather be chin? Chin,

chin, Bapa. There is no Callan. This is the Shab show. The, the Brennan, but Brandon, on Brandon, on Brandon. How many Brennan's are there? Is there another Brandon? Bottle nose. Well, you are, Brandon. Is it a funny noise? I just can't, I'm so happy that I didn't do that at work. Could you imagine I'm like all serious at work? And then you go, don't spit. I got a problem, y'all. We got a water bottle problem, y'all.

The way that you walked up where you're like, I got to show you the funniest thing of all time. And then you're like, I got a new water bottle. I'm like, wait, what about the funniest thing about all time? And then you go, go, go, go, go, go, go. And then you spit it all out. I spit it because I was laughing so hard. I'm not going to laugh this time, but it is pretty funny.

Yeah. It was pretty funny when I did that. No, it was. Yeah, yeah. No, it is a louder noise than you think would come out of there. It's super loud, and it sounds, now, I agree. It kind of sounds like a dolphin. So.

You chose to watch the show. My mom says it looks like the bottle that hamsters drink out of. Yeah, it's a cheap target bottle. My girlfriend was like, I need a water bottle for it. It's a mini-fouchy, mini-delta. I need to go to a concert. So I bought it, and she was like, just return. I don't need it anymore.

And I said, no, I'll keep it. Why not? And now I regret that. Well, at least you're not this chick having tea with the didler, dude. Yeah. Drink it. It's good for you. All righty.

This is from Matan. Deep cut by Matan posted by Dandy Kaufman. Danny Kaufman, too. I promise I'll be, I have more sleep next week. Let's see here. By the way, I'm just going to warn you now. Don't fucking bully me.

I'll show up right to your house. I'll show up at your fucking house. Bang, bang, bang, bang. Come on. You're doing me on Rogan, dude. I know what you're fucking doing. I don't give a fuck about your UFC shit. I don't give a shit about your UFC bullshit.

Well, that's what I used to be like. Now I'm not that way. By the way, I'm just going to warn you now. That's crazy. He just quoted talent. Maton is very good at this shit. I'm fully on board with Maton now. He cracks me up.

I don't watch it. I've never seen it. But when I do see it, it's pretty funny. He's got some stuff. That kind of reminds me of the clips where I talk about violence in my DNA. The difference being I'm not serious. Right. Allen was doing like a, like a bit, a serious bit, right?

So different. Yeah. But it's... Or maybe it's exactly the same. He's desperate. Callin's desperate. He's like, all show humility and acknowledge the times I was weird. Yeah.

In that clip. Shab's still holding on. He's like, no, I'm the best comedian. You guys just don't understand. Yeah. Shab is less versatile for sure. He's a little one note. Let's see what we got next.

I'm telling you, I already did a little scroll down to get ready for the show. Not a lot of clips for the last two. weeks. I wanted to ask you about this. Did you hear about Mark Merrin talking shit about Rogan? Of course. You saw that? Like this week? Yeah, I saw. I mean, I would listen. I'm Bapa. I watch the same shows you do. You know, I heard American Redact talk about it. I listened to the vulture pod. I watched bad friends. I went through the whole thing. And he said the same thing three or four times, but I enjoyed it. Oh, but he could say it eight times. Yeah. You want him to stop saying it? No, no, no. I'm a

numbers guy and I wanted more. I needed eight more times, Daddy. And, and I watch, you know, I'm a frequent watcher of the Matt and Shane Secret podcast thing. Of course. And towards the end of the Patreon episode, Matt or Shane was like a lot of old people out there talking shit. Yeah. And he talked about that a little bit on the vulture pot. He was like, and though the vulture guy who was like the little fucking, are you dressing like this on purpose? Like, are you trying to be a character. He looked like a meme on the internet where it's like, look at this cut. Yeah. Or whatever. But anyways, he cracked me up because he was like, um, and the people that, uh, consume this content, they like both sides. They like hearing both

sides. Like, and kind of like shabish, but also we like Marin making fun of them and we like the pushback too. Like Shane calling them old. I'm like, yeah, that's both great. Both of you make fun of each other for my entertainment. I enjoy that. It does feel like the starts, starting of a civil war. Yeah, bring it back. Dude, the comedy civil war stopped,

but did it really ever stop? No. No. We needed to, we need another, uh, Gettysburg, you know,

ever heard of it? We, we need another Jim Brewer. Yeah. Ah, oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! The rights getting funny now. He's, oh! That was the first attack, dude. That's such a good impersonation. Can you imagine there's about to be the war

and like, that's what the general is, doing cool, go, go, go! Instead of the brave heart speech. But they're just like so amped. Yeah. They go, oh, do you, Jim Brewer, when he gets out there, bro? Oh, shit.

Oh, oh, oh! Is this the call her daddy podcast? Because you're both my daddies and I'm calling you. Oh, shit. Thank you, David. Thank him. Thank you, David O'Donovan. Yeah, I mean, fucking comedy so we're different. Wait, answer his question.

Is this the caller daddy podcast? Yeah, it is. allegedly. Imagine we get sued for saying that this is the color daddy. It's not. But I can see why you be confused by that because of the NSFW. Discord. Discord that we do where everyone calls me daddy.

But that's a raccoon tweeties thing. Did you see Bapa's new bit about slavery? It's as racist as you think. I haven't seen it yet. You know what I want to? I hope that comes up in the clips, but I want to say this. What I truly hope comes up in the clips is something that's very, very cringe.

Have you seen the Jeff Dye video? No, I have not. Dude. You haven't seen it? Where is it? It's on Chang somewhere. And if we can't find it, I have it because I've DMed it to a few people. Okay, got you. Yeah, it's that good. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'll check it out. I can't believe you're the only hit out of the one here. I think you should throw a party,

but name must be head out of the party. You can call it the head out of the fist. Here's the thing, mom. We'll get back to the Tmos thing real quick. I've only ever met people that are named it out of those that I don't like, dude. Really? Yeah, except for Jerry Garcia. but he's a Jerry, which I don't like. Right. And you've never met the one Gerardo that we've said on the show.

What is his name? Oh, L something. Well, that was not worth bringing. El hit out of though or something like that. Gerardo Festhappi of Janks. I know a ton of it out of those. All right, Mom. Another Gerardo.

Do they speak English is the question. This one's posted by Get Off D's Nuts 5,000. Oh, that's a Sean. Yeah. Okay, so that's why it's posts. Oh, and also I got to text, Sean. Sean, if you're listening, I want to text shit because I want, you know. We forgot. You should probably say that now.

Yeah, I should have said the beginning. We are, uh, we are going to do a 24-hour Gringo Poppy Fest watch. What does that mean? That means we're going to watch their gringo poppy for 24 hours on stream. Oh, fuck. It's going to be, I think the 20th. We'll have some guests. Of September.

Of September. Yeah, that's important, right? The 20th of a month. Who knows? But 920, so, you know, check. in on the stream with us. We're going to do that. It's unsafe and crazy, but we're doing it. And then we're going to have guests. So probably Marg, you know, we'll probably have Mark on hopefully. And I was going to text Sean. I forgot to text him. But I'm going to try and

see if we could be so honored to have him on. And then a few other people, probably Allen, Strickland Williams. And then, I don't know, maybe in other people if we can reach out. We'll see. Because we're going to be doing it for so long that we need multiple people to come and hang out. One thing for sure, I don't think Miguel will be here. No, Miguel doesn't like you guys still.

And my mom will not be here either. I don't think so. She will never drive to L.A. But yeah, mark your guys the calendar, 24 hours, September 20th. I put it in the chat,

screenshot it, tell your wife's, already. We'd love to have Lug, but I don't think he has any interest in that. Yeah. Okay, so this is Sean McCorkal posting this one. Tasty little dish before bedtime.

Um, random question for you. You used to train with Brendan Schaub when he first started out, right? Yeah, but it was after he was tough, didn't know him before that. So in other words, before that, he was a great guy, but you never met him, right? I don't know about great, but I met him after tough. You're talking about the ultimate fighter B. Rashad Evans told me to ask you if it's, that's so funny, he's talking to somebody that does not understand the lingo. Because then he keeps going with it.

You talk about Ultimate Fighter B? That's good. Um, Rashad Evans told me to ask it you if it's true that Shab was so desperate to fit in at Jackson's that he gave himself cauliflower ear on one side with a pair of pliers and that everyone at the gym knew he did it by the end of the week. No comment, L.L. Come on. It's just between us and a few homeless cats, maybe a few P.F. Chang's employees. Are you drunk? Stay on topic. If you're asking me, did Shop come in the gym one day with a swollen ear and six to eight parallel scratches on it that were obviously made while using a pair of pliers to give himself cauliflower ear than I

have to plead the fifth. Did Rashad remember it the same way? He told me to XJ and you and you. Also, he wanted me to ask, how's Bapa? Wow, dude. Do a normal person. Yeah. They're like, what?

Bapa? What? It's so funny. I mean, it doesn't show the person that he's messaging. You know, he's not going to docks them. Yeah, do I mean, Sean is, he's very funny with the shop lingo and text. Yeah. he talks to his family like that.

You come into dinner? What are we doing here? It's like in 6.30. LPJ 27. I think we're going to start, what does it call? I think we're going to start around like 9 a.m. Something like that.

Yeah, we're thinking early in the morning. 9 a.m. to 9 a.m. 24 hour stream. This podcast is the most live thing I watch. Roll on the floor laughing. All right. 9 a.m. Our time.

Pacific Standard Time. Watch yourself, Ryan. I have violence in my DNA. Did you be? I guess that could be a compliment, though. Yeah. Because that, you know. Oh.

Let's just wait for it to read it. Yeah. When I was a young boy, I was quite naughty, but then I matured and became a distinguished and well-respected British man. Anyway, that's my time, dance. That's a random. Yeah, well, Ryan Hardy. Yeah, Australia will get it seven days ahead.

Thank you, Christian. Shout out to you, Christianel. Way to use the voice. All righty. Do you think he did that? Do you think he used players to, is that confirmed? I didn't even know that story. There's so much shabler that like that's one I didn't even know.

But that wouldn't surprise me at all. Yeah. Some real hawks in the chat. Shout out to you guys. Yep. Especially the people that are always here. Man Lehman, Ding, PT. Mark Ramirez, Victor E.

Oh, I just rhymed. All righty. Let's see here. 27 days ago, one month ago. I don't know how far we're going to make it in this because it's not a lot of posts. Let's see this one. This one's posted by Clint Puller of Chips. Co-host, Trolling Bapa about Rogan.

What do you think he's going to say? Maybe the special got bad reviews or I didn't invite him to the mothership. Oh, mothership or the podcast since he's been in Austin? Is this new? This has to be new, right? Because we've seen the clip from it before. I mean, all these Jackson things blend together for me. He's like a necklace salesman or something that has a podcast.

It's very random for, like, a jeweler to have a podcast. And it's weird that a jeweler, actually, you know what? I don't know what jewelers look like, but I wouldn't have thought that they look like this guy. Very close to being a racist joke, but good, good, good. Yeah, you never seen uncut gems, dude. know exactly what it. Oh, well, yeah. They look like that. Yeah. You moved to Texas whole time? Moved to Texas. Is that official? Oh, yeah. So you, did you move into Joe Rogan's backhouse? What? No, I heard. Wait, that's the, yeah, that's the rumor.

Wait, you paused for saying. All right. One more thing about this guy, this Jackson guy. He has that voice, that like scumbag voice. Yeah. What does it come from? Is it like too much hard living? You know how they say it's a numbers game? You do make a sacrifice when hitting on too many chicks in one day. Your voice becomes like a rotten egg. Just like, yeah, so anyway. He's like got Stivo voice. Was he doing like Whippets?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. The age of 34. You're right. That is exactly what it is. Steve-O voice. Yeah. Like,

uh, fucking. So you move to Austin. How often do you suck Joe Rogan's dick? Uh, it's like sublime's drug dealer voice or whatever. The guy that sells pot to sublime. All right.

All right. All right. I didn't want to bring it up. They said you moved into Joe the back house. You were teaching the secret service he hired like Anderson teaches the White House cops. Teach him fucking hand-to-hand combat.

Yeah. I wish, bro. I wish. This is fake? Yeah, that's fake. I mean, that's serious. No, I wish I lived. You have seen his fucking house.

I wish I lived in the backyard. You, you know, I got my own house. Yeah, I'm in Austin. Outside, Austin. I'm like Travis. And what do you think Joe Rogan lives? Outside. Nope.

He lives on like Austin. I live on Lake Travis. Yeah, that's what they all saying. Austin, Travis is. I wish I lived in his fucking backyard. Yeah, that's my guy. Hey, he's a good guy. He's the bad.

You live in the back of Joe Rogan's house, right? How's that not an insult? That's definitely an insult. Papa just doesn't, I mean, I'd say something. What do you think? Well, I mean, are we fact checking him? I don't think he lives in Joe Rogan's. For sure.

Yeah, no, no. No, I was just joking. I think it's weird for, like, Doug, if you lived on Lake Austin, I would feel weird even saying that. Oh, saying where he lives? Yeah, I'll be like, I live on Lake Travis. He lives on the other side of town.

Yeah, that is true. Maybe near another lake. Make it more ambiguous. Yeah, well, Shab's got to let you know that he's good friends with Rogan. He knows where he lives. And he's also not smart enough. Maybe I'll give him the doubt of benefit, right?

The doubting benefit? Because, you know, he's just not smart enough to think on his feet. He can barely stand. He can barely stand on his feet. Uh-oh. I got a prediction alert, dude, he's going to run out of money, dude?

I mean, no, he's not, right? He could always just do stand-up. That's the real answer. But he starts making Star Tour maps. And he knows where everyone lives. And he's like, hop in the truck. He has a bunch of trucks. He's hiring people to drive people around to see comedians' houses.

Because he has a lot of vehicles. Dude, that is hilarious. What if they found out? That's obviously just a funny joke that he would do that. I don't know if that, I mean, oh, that could be plausible. That's why it's funny, dude. You're right, it could be plausible. Hoping the TRX.

I suck my day. He's making them suck his dick. Everyone who goes on the tour, that's a woman has to have sex with him. Yeah. But, okay, let's say he doesn't, let's say they catch, what was it coming? Brendan Jobs, trucks. Yeah, truck walking star tour. If they just caught him, like, selling people's information, like all the people that he's met through Rogan.

And he's like, oh, well, I didn't, I didn't, like, I didn't, like, Like, no, dude. But he's just been selling where they live and their phone. Famous people, like sending emails for fucking everybody that goes on his show. Drive fast all gas. That's what he calls it on the sides of the, on the side of the sightseeing trucks. Yeah. No, I mean, you're right.

It is plausible. And guess what, dude? Guess what? What? He's doing standup on the fucking sightseeing truck. Oh, yeah. Or he's not stand up. He's the tour guy.

He's a tour guide, and he has all the sayings. He's like, over there is, that's the mothership. Oh, you almost have forgot. And then he's like, that's Brian, that's Brian Callen's house. That's where Brian Cowell lives. Is it though? But he just has the buttons. He clicks.

Is it though? He goes over to the, like, where there's restaurants and stuff. He's like, that restaurant's Mexican. It's going to have a lot when he's like, oh. It's open 70s a week. Who needs a tater town? He's just throwing tape. Just like hitting people in the bag.

White person handout. I need a tater tie once a week. Brendan opened the Jackson pot saying his hair is blonde because his son made the baseball team. Oh, y'all must have forgot. He goes by the capital and says Dallas. Yeah. That's good. Dallas.

He drives out of Austin to say it. What's up Dallas? I'm like, why did we drive from Austin to Dallas? That's part of the tour, baby. All right, buckle up. He starts going like 90 on the freeway with him. Austin is different. All right, who wants pizza?

Yeah, they're looking for Hitler on the tour. That's right at him. Let's see here. How much further down do we have to go here? I don't know, but you've got to play that while you're scrolling. I'm just going to, I'll keep talking, but I'm going to try and send you this. Just, I mean, you've got to see the shit. All righty.

It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Okay. Let's see here. Clint Pooler of Chips posted this one. One of Bapa's greatest tales, the comic book story. We've seen this before, so you can send it. Okay. You don't really got to.

I love Wolverine. Even the character that isn't Hugh Jackman, just that. You just love Wolverine. I love Wolverine, and I love collecting stuff. I've always collected stuff that appreciates. I was buying and selling on eBay forever. You are into comics. I grew up huge into comics.

I collected it. I'm going to sell them as a kid. Who'd you sell to? People or online? Just people? Online. You know, I'm 37. So online was in a thing.

So I opened up a little comic shop in my mom's closet Had all my comics there You had friends come over Random people would walk in our house And my mom made me shut it down How is the closet Or is it anything on display

Or do you have them organized? I know, I had it like on In those things They look like Yes I just had them all in there Enplotes Yeah I had all the courting

The vanilla folders I had all the characters lined up And I had it Posters on the wall How big is this class? I mean, I was young, man, you know, eight or nine, so I thought it was huge, but enough for, like, grown men and kids to come in. My mom was like, we can't have fucking strangers in the house. How did people know that this was happening?

Because I stood outside and had signs. Selling comic books in my mom's closet? Yep. And did you sell any? Oh, yeah, man. Really? Oh, yeah. Were there older men that came over?

Yep. They bought them. They bought them. I mean, do you just finish it? Sure. I mean, what were you going to say? I was going to say, like, it's just because he's hanging around Theo Vaughn. Theo Vaughn doesn't have real story, but it's funny.

Yeah. This is like too real. Like, yeah, he doesn't know how to deliver it as if it's a joke or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, which I do think that he is, I know the narrative is that he's just lying or whatever, but I think you're right. Now that I watch it this time, I do think he's doing a bit. Yeah.

And it's just failing. It's so bad. It's not funny, but it doesn't make. It's strange. But what's his name? Rick Glassman is just so funny and trolling him in. Yeah. Like he's like a fucking bully seeing the nerd.

They can't wait to shove him in the locker. Yeah. Right? And this has shove me in locker written all over it. Look at his dress. He made him look like this. And then Rick looked at him and he was like, oh, hell yeah. I thought it would just be funny.

But now look at what I've done to Brennan Scha. and it looked like he looks so much worse than Rick does. Yeah. With the stupid hat on. It's just, it's bullying, but it's like kind of bullying that's hilarious. It's 5D chess bullying.

Yeah, really it is fine. Yeah, it's like, it's the kind of bullying that I look at it. It makes me nervous. Yeah. Because I was like,

damn, dude, he's capable of this. I'm not sure I've ever done something like this to somebody or that I would ever do it. You know, like if I had the power to make someone look this bad, I'm not sure I would.

Like there's people that fantasize about doing this and there's people that do it. Yeah. We're like crazy. Rick Glassman is insane. Yeah. Like, but you could tell they were just there. Probably to, you know,

probably to fondle me, but do you really believe that? Oh, yeah, because they didn't know much about the comics. They would take like the cheapest one for like 25 cents. Did you think something was weird at the time? And then later on you were called?

Yes. But I also like my spidey senses went off. So you did even that. Stranger danger. Did you make money? Oh, yeah. So you're a little entrepreneur. And now instead of comics, you're selling CBD.

Sure. One of the things I sell. What else do you sell? I mean, merch. My comic shows. You do well with your merch? I do pretty well. He was like an X-Men.

Yeah. What are they saying? Glassman is a hawk. Bapa's newest shop is a, I'm a charlatan, Weirwolf. Oh, yeah, I heard about the werewolf thing. I haven't heard about that one. Somebody had posted it in the Discord,

but go ahead and talk. I'm going to pull up the clip that you just got. Okay. Charlotton Werewolf? Wow. I mean, that's creative. I kind of like that one. Weirwolf.

Weirwolf. Oh, he says it wrong, of course. But I think Bapa is, I mean, he's proven that he's good with weird words and names and messing stuff up. So Weirwolf, though, redacted, pretty funny. Chris Boiler, Boilow.

How do you say your last name? I just shop you. We'rewolf. Werewolves with a V. Oh, wherewolves. I haven't seen the clip yet. But we've got this one here. Special request.

Boy, low. Okay. We're not taking any more requests from the chat, but we do have a special request from one, Brendan Cooney. Yeah. I wanted to see this and I wanted you all to see this. It's posted by Stock Standard 5323,

revealed why the assassins use word like kill and sleep. Dude, I didn't even read the caption the first time I watched it. I've watched this 15 times. Yeah. This shit is crazy. Okay. This is a wild clip. I don't know where it's from.

Yeah. It's like, it's different. All right. Let's see. What is this? I don't know. I want to know I tried to look it up and figure it out and I have grave disease, so I wasn't able to do any.

The research I did online did not reveal what this is. It's very funny how I asked that question. I did not expect a graves drop, dude. Graves drop. Fuck you. It's so funny. Like, nobody knows who killed JFK, but we all definitely know you have graves. Oh, yeah.

Just countless of Brut of films that you don't even remember. I mean, dude, my thyroid is fucked up, dude. It's different. Yeah, what is the most... Yo, what is? Is this? Is the most gangster art form? That's what he says, dude.

And it gets cringier than that. Also, I want you to notice the acting. It took me a second. The acting of everybody in this clip is so bad. Like, the guy that he, like, the host of the show, the host in this thing, is doing everything he can to make it seem like he's not actually hosting a comedy show. It's crazy. And then you should see the other people in it, too.

They, they, I don't know if. they're ashamed to be in it or what's going on, but it's like a public service announcement for comedy or something. And the Indonesian is the place? No, I didn't even look at that. The independent comedy club. Okay, my dad. It's just the way he was covering the words.

Look at his face. Yeah, dude. That a cowboy has never made this face. That looks like the cow, dude. When do you get on their back or, well, you don't get on a cow's back? Yeah. That looks like a horse when you get on their back. It looks like when, yeah, when Cal was being hit

when he was in a cow costume. But why would you make this face after he did stand-up? He'd just bomb, he bombed. Even after they're like, all right, guys, so cheer really loud. He still feels like he popped. Stand-up comedy is the most gangster art form in the world.

This right here, this is punk rock shit. I have to, like, take this in, like... This is punk rock shit. Before we finish watching it, how many takes did this take? Do you think? A bunch. A bunch.

Yeah. You're right. The number is like hardcore, though. If it's like 40 takes, where you, you know what I mean? The crew is tired. It's a 12-hour shoot for this minute-long video. And Jeff's like, I'm sorry, guys. Am I fucked up a lot?

And they're like, no, no, it's okay, Jeff. I'm not going to be able to get home to see my family. Lunch is late today. Let's see. Well, we use terms like he slayed. She murdered. He bombed. He killed.

They want to. Silence the comedian. How about you get the fuck out of the way and let us do what we do? Make you laugh. Put a smile on your 9 to 5 face and try to make the world a little less of a shitty place. Oh my God, dude. Oh, my God. Why don't you let us do what we do, fam?

There's a little bit of Matt Rife in that. Yeah. Do what we do. Okay. Bray? Dude, why is he dressed like that? Yeah, he's dressed kind of. Oh, my God.

Imagine wearing a leather jacket and caring if people laugh. you know what I mean? Yeah, no, that's a good point. And the world's smallest dog tag. Like, what war did you fight in? The war of comedy dog? I'm a gangster this year, bro. It's a dog tag from the comedy civil war.

I mean, you're right. The outfit is a little bit, you know what I think about the outfit? I think that it is a little bit too, like, old for him. Yeah. Like, it's, even though he's probably 40s or whatever, this is like something, an Italian man in his 50s wears. Yeah. Right?

Yep. I don't know. I don't know what Jeff Dye is ethnically. The last James Dean in Hollywood. He's a cowboy. Yeah. We know that. So there's probably not a lot of Italian cowboys.

I'm Italian, baby. I'm a cowboy. You watch it up Brendan Shab. You're a stupid. Imagine like he's the fighter and the kids like, what do you got doing going off after this? Because he was just on it. He's like, I'm going to shoot this fucking revolutionary sketch where I tell him, just laugh at comedy, dude.

Yeah, dude, it's the most gangster shit there is, dude. It's fucking punk rock. This is punk rock shit. Like his voice is cracking. What do you say that one time? Bitch. Oh, yeah, he was like, yeah, he was mad at Ash, I almost said Ashley Hamilton. What's her name?

Alice. Alice Hamilton? It's been so long I've forgotten. But he was mad at her and he was like yelling at, yelling on the golden hour, I believe. And he was like, bitch. And his voice cracked. Let's see Do what we do

Don't make what you laugh Put a smile on your 9 to 5 face And try to make the world A little less of a shitty place And We come in all shapes sizes Look at his face

What the fuck So like unnatural and strange So why don't you leave us alone And give us a little All serious like Yeah We're fucking awesome dude What was the moment

before. Like, brainstorm. How does he like, or so you're working on another special? I've got something more important, dude. I've got to go to a comedy club and shoot a, I can't talk like him.

You fucking people working real jobs, laugh. Okay. Yeah, that's the worst idea ever. Yeah. Here's what I, this is what I think.

No joke completely. This is my, what I think happened. Somebody who has a camera and Jeff Dye's phone number texted him and he was like Jeff I got this great idea right you're like my favorite comedian

and maybe like can you do my show or I have this I like I also have an idea for a sketch and he shows him this horrifyingly bad sketch he's like we get all the comedians and here's your script and like you can freestyle a little bit if you want you know just like really tell people because it's important comedy's important this is like I think this is going to like do really well

and so like got all the idiotic comedians and they sadly agreed to this doing this. The guy that does this and then goes back to writing his set that is out of control. That is wild, dude. And also this, give me a knuck?

Like weird. Yeah, the intensity. It's kind of like white power, nook. You know what I mean? Like, we, it's like, I'm afraid die of COVID, knuck. Yeah.

But we got to start fucking, dude, when I come here, when I come in, when I get to your place, and then just, and I'm not going to look just. Yeah. Because you know why?

Dude, they're all writing bits. Yeah. Because you know why? It's hard to make these nine to five fucks laugh, dude. Yeah.

It's hard to put a smile on our face. Yeah. Put a smile on their face. He's a prostitute. We're like McDonald's. We're putting a smile on your face. You work your stupid fucking bitch-ass, nine to five job.

And we're here just living our life. We don't wake up. till noon. Did you see what my mom put? We're going to block my mom, dude. So how do you guys feel about Sydney, Sweeney? She has great jeans. All right.

Controversial Rosa. Yeah. My mom is just trying to get heated up right now. Pause. Is there, somebody called him like, what are they like, denim fur or something like that?

That's pretty funny. Denim fur. Is that the, I miss that? Oh, my mom. Oh, oh, Sydney, sweetie.

Oh, Sydney, I better calling Jeff that. That's so funny. Shop has done that hammer fist. Yeah, shop does this weird fucking, like, hit my,

like, arm shin, like hit my forearm. They're all like afraid of germs. Yeah, like, hey, I don't want to, I might be gay if I touch you. A security guard almost tackled me for not wearing a mask. Don't touch me, dude. Oh, oh, I believe, I best believe I'm not going to wear a mask. Uch said, hey, deities.

Oh, Uch in the chat. What up, Uch? I think that's it for this one. Respect. But that is like my favorite clip I've seen this week. I'm sorry if people are just getting here now. I missed it. definitely check it out on your own. I hit a nerve. Mom, no, stick to the subject at hand.

You're going to make the chat go Baja mode. My nickname in high school was Hammerfist. If I saw two guys do that in public, I'd be like, ugh. Yeah. What's wrong with you dudes? Do you mind if we watch this again? Go ahead. Just in one four. I mean, all American fuck up. I don't know what then. I've searched Jake Berman and I couldn't find anything online. Can somebody in the chat do some sort of digging on what the fuck this is and then like make a quick response or something. It's going to be a lot of people and not responding seriously. So bad at I.

Stand up comedy is the most gangster art form in the world. This right here, this is punk rock shit. That's why we use terms like he slayed, she murdered, he bombed, he killed. They want to silence the comedian. How about you get the fuck out of the way and let us do what we do? Make you laugh.

Put a smile on your 9 to 5 face and try to make the world a little less. of a shitty place. And we come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. So why don't you leave us alone and give us a little respect?

You know what he's also doing, and I recognize this because I do the same exact thing, I'm not good at acting. Yeah. So when I act, I memorize, I try very hard to memorize, right? And I'm bad at memorizing. So as I'm saying my lines,

I'm trying to remember what they are, which kills the same. scene. So you really got to fucking memorize your, if any of you guys are actors, don't take advice for me, but I'm going to give it anyways. Memorize. Otherwise, you're going to look like that. And you don't want to look like that.

Oh, wow. Uch said that Jeff dies, the worst comic I've seen live. He ruined my 23 New Year's Eve at Hilarities. Oh, fuck. That's crazy. Wow. Damn, he hurt, he hurt one of our fans. Very funny, truck flips.

Sidney's nickname is also. hammer fist. He ubered to that gig. Keep in mind, I've seen Bapa Live. Oh my God. It gets worse, dude. Ouch, Ooch.

What happened at hilarious? You just bomb really hard. She can leave. You'll find a new play. My bad, sorry. No, I just want to, she can respond on the chat, but you can play a clip.

What did you say? I just want to know, Ooch, give some detail if you can. Yeah. Well, also, let's see, let's include everyone in this. Oh, yeah. Uh-oh.

Because this is worth it. Like, I'm going to ask a question. And. has Jeff die ever ruined your new year's like 90% yes don't say that though whatever whatever you had do that I mean it's a fair question to ask because one's made me laugh more than the other dude sure yeah that's obvious yeah yeah we don't need to even say

he just wasn't funny it was so bad he asked the audience why we were we're just nervously smiling and oh man that's that is the one of that's the tell tell sign of like a crap comic that does that shit. Oh, so everybody's a little nervous, huh? Everyone's butt holes, a little puckered, huh? Oh, I'm asking tough questions, huh? You didn't like that one. This guy, right? This guy didn't like it. Question wasn't who made us laugh. Oh, question wasn't who made us laugh. Dude, Shab is not worse than Jeff. Jeff Dye is turbo fucking worse right now. Yeah, I can watch Shob and enjoy it. Yeah. Jeff Dye is like, uh, he's worse than I thought he was.

was. I used, when I first met him, he was a nice guy. But he's just like so unfuny. A sad dude. Jeff Dewey. Shab is funny without trying. Yeah, Jeff Dye is not funny ever. No, no. He's not capable of being funny. He's got to make videos about how people won't laugh. Yeah, that's not good either. Yeah. If you have to do a whole thing about you're trying to silence a comedian, how about you just have a good time. Yeah. That's a funny thing. Just let go of all. that bullshit. Whatever you're bombing and you're like, hey,

can you guys have fun? Can you guys enjoy this? He does hate women, that's for sure. Yeah. Jeff Dye can't read a script. I feel like we could, we're at 51% shop.

We need to get that. Dude, Jeff Dye needs to be winning this fucking poll right now, dude. Sorry for cussing. I'm okay with whatever. I mean,

I want to be on board with Gerardo. The last thing I want to do is disagree with Gerto. But it's not, it's not, I'll disagree with you. It's not like Adam in the pool. Okay, because that would be a little different. All right. Well, keep that in mind.

Remind me later. I'll add all three to the motherfucking pole, Doug. See how much Adam Ray pool has. What? Oh, you're welcome, Nikki. Dye is the worst. What does Nick say? If you were, if you're here, all righty, let's see here. This is going to be Bapa couldn't help but cheat on the wife while on the road so you had to quit stand up. Why is his hair changing a third color now? It looks like it's gray. What the fuck? Dude.

It looks like he has a lot of lint on his head. Like, yeah, it definitely, it looks like a character in a movie, like a henchman in a movie. Yeah. Do you notice anything that's back to?

There's a new photo, right? Or Magic Mine? Or, I don't know. Oh, rain, rain, rain.

Oh, rain. I'm so used to rain. I don't even know. What's the gray rain? Or is that just the camera not doing, picking up the color? They probably got the old flavors that we got rid of because we got the new ones, dude. They got the classic rain. We got cremcicle something.

Orange creams or rainbow sherbert, I think, is one of them. Remember when we're coming up with rain flavors. Strawberry lemon pie, dude. All right, let's see. It's like Emily Flight, Denzel Washington. I'm in the hotel room and you got a bar there. Yeah. I go in Charleston, you got tits everywhere.

Tits out. We all know I'm trying to walk a straight line. And, oh, and by the way, let the sun go down and let the drink start. Why does he talk like this? You don't think there's drinking and drug. I'm a weird wolf. I'm a werewolf. I'm a charlatan weirwolf.

I'm a werewolf. I'm a charlatan weirwolf. What's a charlatan? A charlatan is someone who's like not telling the truth, right? A snake oil is something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let the sun go down and let the drinks start flowing. Because if you don't think there's drinking and drug in Charleston.

I'm a werewolf. I'm a Sherleton werewolf. I don't understand a charlatan part. Crystal rain. Like he's a lying werewolf. But like, okay, I understand wherewolf like the moon comes out or whatever and you become a werewolf at night, right? But what is the charlatan part I have to do with it?

I'm a charlatan werewolf. So, okay, if we take, like, we got a whiteboard too. We should probably like, fucking conspiracy theory this out, dude, if he's trying to like Freudian slip us or something, I'm a charlatan weirwolf. I don't, I don't know. I need help from the chat. I am laughing, though, at us not going, shut up, Brian. Because that's like a lot of times either one of us says that when we're angry.

It's just not even a joke. It's just like, shut up. My mom, he's a quack. I'm a weirwolf. I'm a shelterton wheel. Oh, he's trying to say Charleston. What is that? Is he in Charleston?

There's he said try going to Charleston with tities everywhere. That's where blue shorts says I heard it's a nice place. That's so funny. He said Charlottes the Charlottom though. All right. Okay, now that we know, let's see here. I mean, they, I'm a South Carolina wearer one.

They ain't nothing. Apples just. You don't see gangcocks. Well, your boys heavy here on the cock. I mean, what? All you're doing is walking down the street might have a collared shirt on. No.

You know what I mean? you might have a collard shirt on. You might have a nice pair of slacks. You might just be wearing a thin t-shirt that's rather expensive. Maybe something made of see-through cotton. Oh, you're doing a stupid voice again. And what happens?

You might just be fucking wearing a shirt. We have to have another podcast meeting, dude. Oh, yeah? Later this week, we should incorporate voices, dude. What's that? We should incorporate the voices. Every time I do it, I kind of like, I'm like, But I'm not as good as Robbie is at it.

Robbie Goodwin came on here and put on a clinic of Callan voice. I want to squeeze you. Yeah, I want to squeeze you. I want to tell, I want to be like, Robbie, you're really good at Callan. Are you embarrassed by that? Aren't you embarrassed? I go into Manascarco. Old Viggies.

Of that situation. They go, that guy's 6'4. He's got cauliflower ears. He looks dangerous. And then somebody goes, I'll brush up. And I take a picture. and you're in a bar and they go who's that that leads to who's that we know what that leads to at least you going home at least you going home alone at least you getting in a car and going

have a good night everybody yeah i'm a sober man right now it's depressing yeah you don't want okay i'm a family man i got a 6 am flight and i'll see you later and thank you for the attention on the road for that reason now. Thank you, I can't handle it, but thank you for the attention. I'm a disciplined dude, but I can only take some woodman,

as you said. As I say, it's, it's, if the, if the wind blows hard and strong enough, the, even the strongest levy,

and it will break after a while. This levy's tough. I don't know what they're talking about. I'm sorry, we're going to say, he's what they're talking, you don't know what they're talking about. I lost,

I completely lost track of that. I like, we were both, we were both about to say something, and I know what they're talking about, and you don't. we both. You started talking saying, I don't know what they're talking.

I co-opted the show to be like, I don't know. Every touch your reaction channel is just watching something and not knowing what they're talking. It's part of graves. You act like you don't know that my thyroid levels are unhealthy. I mean, I would understand it they were like speaking in metaphors, but he's saying straight out like he's not on the road because he cheats on his wife. Oh, well, yeah, I mean, I stopped listening. I'm going to be totally honest. In the beginning, I was on this.

Why are we watching me? I was going to say, you know, America's turning into like an authoritarian state. However you say that, totalitarian, right? Yeah, Unitarian. We should all like, you know, Donald Trump sucks, right? We should all force Donald Trump to watch Brennan Shob.

This guy is so funny. He's so funny. then Donald Trump should force him like, you know, chain him to the wall, put a stool and a mic, and then just have a 24-hour stream of him doing stand-up. You know what I mean? He has to wake up, do stand-up,

because everyone enjoys it. You know what I mean? That way, I'm saying this, he can't cheat. You know what I mean? He gets like an hour with the Mexican, you know what I mean? Right.

And then we all get stand-up, dude. Anything that brings Shab back to stand-up, I'm supportive of us. So, yes, I agree with that. I saw the Gringo Pappy. We need more. I like the idea of Trump trying to get the Chang's vote. People keep talking about this Epstein guy.

We're still talking about Epstein. Brennan Shab is getting sued. That's a good point, baby John. No chicks are going to shop shop. Pan Bondi. Can you play? There's not many clips. Can we play this clip one more time?

Yeah. And I will listen this time. My apologies. Because that actually sounds hilarious that he's describing cheating on the road. Yeah, let's see. I'm so down. It's like Emily Flight, Denzel Washington, I'm in the hotel room and you got a bar there. Yeah.

I go to Charleston. You got tits everywhere. We all know I'm trying to walk a straight line. And oh, and by the way, let the sun go down and let the drinks start flowing. Because if you don't think there's drinking and drug in Charleston, I'm a werewolf. I'm a werewolf. I'm a Charlton wherewell. I mean, now I completely understand.

A weird one. They ain't nothing but apples. He cheats on his wife and Charleston South Carolina. Well, your boy's heavy here on the cock. I mean, all you're doing is walking down the street. Might have a collared shirt on. You know what I mean? You might have a collard shirt on.

You might have a nice pair of slacks. You might just be wearing a thin t-shirt that's rather expensive. Maybe something made of see-through cotton with some khakis. So, okay. And what happens? The kind of women that, that are banging him when he's like out there in Charleston or whatever are women going through horrible things. Yes. And I'm not, I am in no way denigrating these women. What I'm saying is like,

well, they're denigrating themselves. They're fucking shot. I'm sorry. Sure. No, and I don't mind you stop me because that is true. Yes. I agree 100%. They are denigrating themselves. However, these are women going through something. So it's like the woman that has sex with Brennan Schaub in that scenario is somewhat like their brother just died. You know? Or like they fucking, they got fired from their job or like some horrible tragedy, right? They just want to feel, they want to be filled. Imagine getting fired from your job and then fucking shot.

That's the worst week of all time. Yeah, it's a hard week. It's a rough week. But they, they just, they need to, it being, having sex with someone is better, as a better feeling than realizing your mom has cancer. You know what I'm saying? and you can, because I know women. Daddy.

That's our show. Am I wrong? If I'm wrong, say I'm wrong in the chat. Let's see you. I think I'm right. Am I wrong? The Craves has cleared. I don't think I'm wrong.

Play it again. Cooney doesn't get it. If you let me watch a clip twice, I'll understand it the second time. I'll run it back one time. Key or hold, though. all I need is two times to see a clip and I get it halfway through the second time. Then the Gravesing.

Great speech. And you know what, dude? Wiley agrees with me. When we play it twice, we get a good speech, dude. Okay, yeah. Maybe we play every. We play it better and then expect a speech. Maybe a third.

That's good. Let's finish it out, though, because he hasn't even got to the cheating part. because your boy Callan's about to try to save him and be like, you go home alone. I don't put myself in that situation. They go, that guy's 6'4. He's got cauliflower ears.

He looks dangerous. And then somebody goes, I'll run and shop and I take a picture. And you're in a bar? And they go, who's that? That leads to... Who's that?

We know what that leads to. At least you going home. At least you going home alone. At least you getting in a car and going, have a good night, everybody. buddy. Yeah, I'm not. I'm a sober man right now. It's depressing. You don't want. Okay. I'm a family man. I got a 6 a.m. flight.

And I'll see you later. And thank you for your attention. You're going on the road for that reason now. Thank you. I can't handle it, buddy. Thank you for the attention. I'm a disciplined dude. I can only take something. I'm one man, as you said. As I say, it's, if the, if the wind blows hard and strong enough, the, even the strongest levy, it will break after a while. This levy's tough. It's just a crazy, like, I don't know. They have a different life. Yeah, say you like cheating on your wife without saying you like cheating on your wife. It's depressing.

Watch the clin. It's a different life. I can't imagine talking this way when my wife could watch the show. It's not even on Patreon. They get like hundreds of viewers every week. You know what I mean? Right? Hundreds of viewers, too.

He's telling 100 people that he cheats on his wife. And then you tell you. tell another hundred and then everyone will know. And then we're all homeless cats. And it's, oh, it's so trashy to be like Charleston of all places. Not that Charleston's a bad spot. Denegrade it again, dude. But just like, you know, oh, yeah, I went to Charleston, stayed at a Hilton and I,

I cheated on my wife at a Hilton. In Charleston. Yeah. Wow. It's getting bad, y'all. Let's see what we got next. Oh, the hump in the stool. So, yeah.

my mom check this out but sometimes it's good I'm Bruce Oh But sometimes stool fucking is a really good bit though Can we post that every week so we can watch it every week He's one of the best to ever do it do it Shout out to one usual 4460.

Got a stool up and problem, y'all. Let's see here. We watched this one, right? Bapa always had thin skin. Oh, yeah. Why is he wearing that? She's, or such a miserable scumbag. What was she's a miserable scumbag?

No, that's him talking shit about somebody. Oh, I think he said she. Never mind. Yeah. Here we go. The night Bapa. Damn, dude, they're pulling just like the old clips. This was funny, though.

Yeah. and good for Bradley Martin. The night Bapa lost 10K grand to Bradley Martin. Shout out to Clint Pooler of Chips. We wouldn't have anything to watch this week if it wasn't for him. You thought, and I could still be wrong about this,

but you thought Bradley Martin was an elk boy, remember? Dude, he is. He was not, dude. He's not easy? Because he wasn't in the show with Nanyahu. That's also on Patreon. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

That was just two elk boys. There's another black one. There's Bradley Martin that was always there. Pause. was a black milk boy? Yeah. Damn. You don't know shit, dude.

And then Bradley Martin, like, they had a little falling out. That's what I told you. They had a falling out. He stopped going with the knelt boys. Oh, okay. So he's not in an elk anymore. Bradley Martin got a stiny old fucking watching shit like this. It was like, it was part of some episode that I watched.

You know what that means, dude? You're sleeping on this. That means that someone else could be an elk boy. Who? I was going to say us, but now I'm thinking Bapa. Oh. Anybody, if there's more, If it's not just those two doofuses,

then like, uh, fucking D. Uh, D. Uh, D. Uh,

Mark Ramirez, uh, yeah, Papa's a milk boy, dude. Yeah, blah's a milk boy, dude. Uh,

all right, uh, speaking of money. I'm gonna look at about it. Uh, with main event or can you talk about me to make, co-main event, main event,

main event. Gaichi. Gaichi. Geci. Geci. Torre. I'm saying Gece Okay

I'll take pourier The diamond Good call And uh Yeah Dude it's good hot sauce in the week I feel like last time I feel like last time

I wanted to be wrong I'm the show I mean I didn't But Brally Martin is associated With the Nellkeyes And has been I know you're a car guy

I think there's only two Dude Those two guys Kyle and Stine I had no idea Oh my God You watch every episode All right

I'm confident about All right You really Why do you believe Gaichi tell me how he beats Porier? You can't because he doesn't can I ask that okay no going back on that no you got it now be stressed out the entire night I let's me I'm gonna I'm gonna make you so much more fun about we got 10 Gs on the main event that's ridiculous trying to have fun that is fucking bananas that you did that I feel good about that do you yeah you shouldn't it's being heard from now about a minute gone by round two Head kick.

Poill ain't out with a head kick. Yes. I mean, Gatchi knocked him out. Yes. Let's go. Wrong me my fucking money.

You're like. I feel so good. You fucking loser. So good. That's fair. Oh my gosh. Damn. $10,000 in hot sauce on pizza.

I ate a good night. The bagged milk boys. it's pronounced mulk that is funny knuck is a disgrace to Canada oh they're Canadian I don't even know wow

let's see here are the knuck boys related to the elk men that's why george got fired that's so funny dude is that real or Assad makes jokes but it is around the time

George got let go oh because of the 10,000 that's what he was going to pay George for the whole year Bapa dressed like he just finished working in a 50s

diner. Jeff Dye is obviously worse than Brendan. Haha. Name one Jeff Die special. Go. Last cowboy in L.A. dude. Yeah. Kaka. Next question. Bray. Name three Brendan's shop specials, dude. Can't do it. All right. Posted by Brent Afer.

Always been into groceries B. Oh, wow. Wow. I got to go there. Where did that? Yeah, we got to figure out where Bapa's diners at. Oh. Bapa's market. Or Bapa's market. Beer in wine, organic produce, grab and go

food, gifts. Interesting. Hmm. What is Papa short? Who is Papa, dude? Bapa, I think it's like, like you call your grandpa that kind of shit, right? Do you?

Bappas or something. Maybe it does sound like that, but to me, it sounds like maybe it's like a Greek person or something. Damn, dude. In their heyday, dude, they were for sure getting called Papa during sex during that unfaithful sex and shit. Brian Calland, Brennan Shav. Bubba.

Bubba. They're getting called Bubba. Oh, Bubba. For sure. Oh, no. I mean, I want everyone to picture that. That's why I say it. Let's see here.

I'll cut that part out. Let's see what we got going on here, dude. This one's posted by Brilliant Crow, 5928. Light week at Chang's for sure, dude. Not the best brains for the sports is what it's called. Let's see here. Oh, my brother shop. Oh, Brandon Schaubb, I think he was running his mouth.

Oh. You know, not even going to translate. What do you say? What do he say? I got to hear this. This is incredible. He was talking shit? Yeah, but Brandon, I think he said that talk a lot of crap that she might have run it over and blah, blah, blah.

Why is he watching Brandon SchaM shop videos, by the way? No, he don't, but people just... Oh, send the time, okay. Now, can I just give you a piece of advice, a piece of advice? A piece of advice. Okay. Don't listen to... Don't listen to Brendan Chop.

Not exactly. He doesn't have the breast brains for the arts. He said, I never discuss with Brandon Schauph. Why? You know. Zeruela. What was that? Zeruela is a terminology in Brazil.

There's like those guys on the streets. You said it. He said it not me, you know? Oh wow. You hate some, dude. I mean, it's just so fun. I would love, I could watch hours of people in a foreign language making fun at Brennan Schau. like every language dude everyone's got something to say he unites the world that's uh pedera

perera oh shit right i don't know i'm asking um oh metal sonic i did acknowledge it i posted it on my story and you're spelling balushi wrong bapa primarily means father in several languages including indonesian and nepali and indonesian is respectful term for father similar to bapak my mom is using Chachi B. Tino. I don't know if you know that. She's for real. Yeah, it's helpful. That is Pereira. Okay.

It does look like him, yeah. So there you go. He does have the best brains. Let's see here. That hat is hiding the bald head. Bro. That is funny. The military are watching.

This is posted by Latter Attitude 6409. I see homeless cats everywhere. Yo, somebody needs to make this the Gringo Poppy and not the Jackson. and podcast, dude. That would be so awesome if it was Photoshop to be the Gringo Poppy. Who's on the poster behind the couch?

That is one of the best comedians of all time. What's your name? Hannah Gatsby. There we go. You didn't know one of the best comedians of all time? Yeah. That's crazy. We should block them.

That's crazy. Rosa. Let's see. We should send Gringo Poppy to Northcent. New Island. When's Timos? He's doing a bit Formula One, but you don't have long to live. You say, gimmick.

Yeah, dude. We'll turn the noise on, which we haven't even looked at the likes yet. I don't know if you want to. Oh, we don't even really. The likes don't count. Oh, my God. Jesus. Okay, 79.

Close enough. All right. Not bad. Yeah. You don't know Hannah. Hannah Gatsby is my sole star or South Star. South Star. That doesn't soul star.

I thought that was John Mullaney post-re have. All of Joe Rogan's friends really hate Texas. Posted by Low Volt. Let me open this in a different window just in case. That makes sense. Okay, so it's an article from Kron. I don't know what Kron is, dude.

Cron. Yeah, let's see. Joe Rogen seems friends follow him to Texas. They all seem to hate it. From the heat to the state's power grid, Joe Rogan's friends are learning that Texas isn't quite, this is why, isn't what they, promised.

In 2020, Joe Rogan moved from Los Angeles to Texas after visiting and realizing he didn't have to wear a mask at a restaurant. Many of Rogan's compatriots in the stand-up space followed him to Texas to be closer to his anti-cancel culture comedy club. Wow. Say that 10 times fast. Yeah. Stack that over a week. You know, who can't say that 10 times fast?

Mark Marin. For some, it was a desire to escape what they saw as out-of-control homelessness, crime or high-tax states like New York and California. but in recent interview, some of Rogan's Palis seem to have learned that Texas isn't paradise either. Yeah, there's still homeless cats out there for sure. Yeah. Last month, comedian podcaster and former UFC fighter, Brendan Schaub, made comments about Austin that were widely noted by YouTubers whose whole stick appears to be clipping and mocking podcasters. Dude, Kron is watching us, dude. Yeah, thank you, Kron. Shout out. Thank him.

Shob, who Rogan has had on the Joe Rogan experienced multiple times moved from Los Angeles to Austin earlier this year, but has said on his show. fighter and the kid that he misses Los Angeles. Thank you very much, Ryan Hardy. I read that comment. That's how multitaskable I am. I missed my community and my routine, Shops said in June,

he called, recall the conversation with a fellow L.A. to Texas transplant who told Shob that Austin is no L.A. Shop is far from the first. In September 2024, Tim Dillon at Los Angeles comedian who posts podcast, the Tim Dillon show called Austin,

a horrible city without a soul on a podcast with actor, actor Whitney Cummings. Bro, whoever wrote this? Yeah, this is pretty good. This is fucking awesome. And the picture of Tim Dillon's pretty funny too. Yeah.

With actor Whitney Cummings, dude, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, they did a good job on this website. Whoever wrote this article, can you please write a editorial piece? Is that what it's called when it's a, what is it when it's like their opinion? Oh, opinion piece. Is that editorial? Yeah, yeah. Can you write an editorial about how there's rumors that Shab is going to start?

a star tours in Austin. Please. Yeah, include that. Yeah. Anyways. Lured to Austin by the promise of low taxes and a new experience, Dylan quickly soured. It's a solar city that should be burned to the ground and everyone that lives here should be summarily executed.

Dylan choked. It's not the live music capital of America. It's three heroin addicts busking with guitars. There's zero talent here in any capacity. There's three restaurants that are good and I've been to all of them twice. Dylan, who moved to Austin shortly after Rogan announced a summer of 2021 that he would be moving back to Los Angeles. Dylan said that the COVID-19 pandemic and Rogan's 2020 decision to move to Texas made him want to change his scenery and that while

he had never loved Austin, he was willing to give it a chance even though it wasn't a world-class city. Yes, the taxes are better and yes, there are benefits to not being in L.A. And yes, L.A. has a host of problems. Dylan said on his podcast, but I moved here because first and foremost, I said something new will be good. I was wrong. Another Rogan associate was more direct with this criticism of Texas. Texas fucking blows. Comedian Shane Gillis said in a June episode of the Andrew Scholl's podcast recalling a storm that left his Austin home without power for three days. It's hot as fuck.

The second we ran out of power, the house was 90 degrees and bugs came in immediately. They're on their power grid like fucking idiots. Shulul's added. These are like the things I was saying about Texas and I haven't even been there. Yeah. Gillis who has returned to stardom after previously using an anti-Asian slur

on a podcast and getting. fired from Saturday Night Live, moved from New York City to Austin in 2023. He said in several interviews that his move was motivated by desire to be closer to Rogan's comedy venue in Texas's lack of a state income tax. I just wanted to move to a place where you do stand up during the week. Gilles told the Yovonne 24 forever, it was just New York and L.A., and now you can do it in Nashville and Austin. But besides learning all about Texas's bizarre love affair with electronic electrical independence, Gillis has complained about Austin's homeless population, whom he's called screaming runners and the number of emergency alerts that the state of Texas sends out.

Texas goes wild with Amber Alerts, he said on a 2024 episode of the Joe Rogan experience. It's a really depressing way to start your day. Shob, Gillis, and Dylan are far from the only comedians to not see what Rogan sees. In January, New Orleans native comedian Mark Norman called Austin's comedy scene a punchline. Norman, who has also declared that moving to Texas is over. The last summer complained about Texas's weather and Austin's homeless population. That city is a boiling pot of evil goo just circling a dish. Everywhere you look, comedians in Rogan's orbit are trashing on.

Austin. So if you've had enough of California and New York transplants ruining, ruining Texas, don't worry. It appears the fever may have broken. What do you think? I mean, Gwen Howardson is funny as hell. Yeah. I like that. And she's, uh, she stands up for Texas a little bit at the end. That's nice. A little button. Yeah. Good for her, dude. She's a hawk. I mean, think them. There's times in life where you could just say one word and I respect you forever. And I didn't think actor would be that word today, dude. Oh, yeah. That's hilarious. That is great. Very subtle. Just so good.

And it's kind of layered because it's a female reporter. You know what I mean? And what does Whitney coming do? Every time she sits on stage, like men suck. Like women don't get any chances in comedy. It's just like 9-11. You know? Oh, yeah.

Like they just make the worst. Yeah, she kept her every punchline we watched in that locale special thing. Yeah. It was like her being like, and that's why slavery happened. Yeah. She just would bring up the worst things that have ever happened in history as a punchline. It's kind of like Sandy Hook. Yeah.

It's just like, why would you- My vagina is kind of like Sandy Hook. Yeah, that's what that kind of thing. And my boobs are kind of like David Pearl getting his head cut off. What? What?

Or Daniel Pearl. I'll tell you what. After giving birth, my vagina looks like Jeffrey Dahmer's victim. I don't know. Yeah, like Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator. Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm like, are I supposed to laugh at this? Yeah. Her comedy leaves you feeling sad. Because you're like, damn, I didn't want to think about Sandy Hook. You should see my vagina if you think that Gaza's bad. Yeah, it's all of that. Yeah.

It's rough. All right. And it is hilarious. Okay. She's one of the best. Yeah, she's, there's only a few that could do it. Let's see what we got next.

All right. Okay. Gearhead. can't even fix a toy car posted by seven digit let's see is this Brendan Chops All right fam

I need some help from the dads out there who bought their kiddos these electric goat cards We've only had it a week I didn't expect it to you know last years but it has to be longer than a week

before it starts breaking down battery issue he drives for a little bit and it dies within like five minutes so I'm going to replace the battery My question for the dads out there, can I just replace this battery? Obviously, with a better brand so it works. Or can I replace a 36-volt battery, lithium battery.

Do I have to change the internals? Or can I just switch out to a better battery and it's cooking? Let me know. I need some help. Send some Amazon links. Just desperate for engagement. That's something you can ask Chad GBT for. where are you laughing about it's just like what I'm getting real blowers energy dude valves oh yeah

you know what I'm moved down he's like you know what I'm not that good at trucks I'm gonna move down to little go carts that'd be funny if he was like tires good steering wheel's good check the steering wheel it's good turbo seems to be supercharging like I think it's the bat it's a lithium battery right you know like laptops they use those kind of batteries it's a battery problem right guys it can't be a blower problem. I checked the blower of the vows. I already took the doors off. The doors are off of the electric mo-co car. Dude, I like

where you're going, but you're not going dumb enough. I wanted you to do this. Yeah, no, because this is what it is. Exactly what you said, but not dumb enough. Okay, so word for word, all right? I think you were like, I check the blowers, I checked the back, I checked the thing, but then, dude, I think it might be the pedals.

It's not even battery power. But dude, another thing I notice is the McLaren thing. Does that mean it's like super expensive or is that just like a bit toy car thing? Who knows, honestly? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is super expensive. You think you knows how to spend money?

I got my kid of McLaren. He's nine. Oh, man. Oh, my mom is getting in fights in the chat. Assad, Aziz, very funny. The issue is that this one's missing a Kibatech, but we got a new King Shogs coming in. Imagine, dude, before he posts this video, he's calling Kibbatech.

They're like, Brandon, what's up? He's like, what's up? All right, listen, don't kill me. I just want you to know, I got this electric car. What kind is it? McLaren. They're like, whoa, shit, dude. What's the matter?

It's a lithium battery, right? He's like, they're all confused. He's like, all confused. He's like, I say less, I'm going to call. call King Shocks, dude. He calls King Shocks. You think it's a shock's problem? Shocks. Y'all.

He should Kibbick take the go cart. What's it called? Hell yeah, dude. That was great. Back to the audition thing, I was once on this audition. Oh, wow. He was a Chumachi audition. Nick Jonas showed up.

Shop was going to be in Jumaji, but the Nick Jonas showed up. Chin Puller clips posted this one let's see I want to start from the beginning my bad back the audition thing I was once on this audition and Brian was helping me with it he's like you can get it dude and that's my buddy was the director's like you can get it

and I walked in the audition room I saw Nick Jonas going for the same part and I just went all right probably not going to get it he said you're going to get it or you're not going to get it you're going to get it oh Brian dude this is a shoe and you fit every you're our boys the director there's a shoe in for it I feel like that's the right way to use it, but it's job.

You know what I mean? I feel like you shouldn't be saying shoe in there. Well, it's just so funny. It doesn't make any sense. Like, he's not good at acting. So how is he a shoe-in for the role? I feel like he doesn't even know the source of shoe-in. You know what I mean?

Like, he doesn't know what it means. He thinks shoe-in is a film that was easily casted. This is a shoe-in, dude. It was like... Go dumber, dude. Go dumber, dude. Go dumber. He thinks shoe-in is an Asian man, an Asian director.

My bro told me I was a shoe in for the roll. I was like, damn, I'm not going to get this role because I'm probably pick another fucking Asian. Or you know Asians. They love Joe Jonas. They're all like, Nini Delta. Nini Pokemon. Nini Jonas brothers. Shoo win.

Oh, hell yeah. Dude, you need to always go dumber. You're good at going dumber. I live on Dumber because it comes from right here. Shoot. shoeing his ass. Oh, come on, Damien. Shooing to him is those like,

Shen Yun, the, like, the posters where the Asian women are dancing that you see in the billboards. Yeah. Even the way I describe things is pretty dumb. Let's see here. My shit's slowing down a little bit.

It might start fucking up the chat. My shit different. Yep. Let's see here. My shit different. My YouTube different. Shout out to everyone that's in here, 35 people.

What? I know we're lagging. It's probably because we're only at 95 likes. guys we're lagging because yeah there you have to like youtube has these new criteria that you have to like the video and actually subscribe to patreon too or else the lag happens and i'm like youtube what are you guys doing we can't force people to subscribe to our patreon just because of the lag right like eddie nathan braynor ribera if you guys were on the patreon the thing wouldn't lag and i don't want to do that to you but you have to join the patron or youtube punishes us and we're shadow banned and uh You know, terrorists win and all that. And we're Shadow Band and we're getting de-platformed. Yeah, you de-platform us by not subscribing to the Patreon and saying that I have hair and Gerardo skinny.

Yeah. What were they saying the other episode? There's a lot of weird comments about like, I'm good at fashion and you're hot or something. I have a voice of an angel and you have good fashion. Yeah, something like that. YouTube has been having issues all day. Hey, Cota Cron, put the phone down, dude. All day?

Yeah, all day because you guys aren't under the Patreon. We don't control that. Yeah, that's you. The Patreon talks to the YouTube and it makes it everything better. Yeah, they communicate. They're like, oh, it looks like some more Patreon subs. Looks like their lag's not going to happen this time. We'll take away the noise.

All right, let's see what the rest of this clip is. I walked in and Nick Jonas was sitting there. And that's how he made the band. What would have been to see in? Yeah, but you know what? Jonas brothers? I don't know. Shut up,

creep. I've been in, I don't fucking know, dude. I don't know that exact situation. Is he though? What's his name? You knew? Creepy producer guy,

fucked up guy, weird guy. Nick? Oh, okay, Nick. Yeah, Nick sucks. Yeah, fuck Nick, dude. Hey, shut your mouth when Dalia's talking. That's the hierarchy. Like, Dalia's so much better than Nick.

Nick sucks so bad. It's like, hey, dude, shut the fuck up. Lee is talking right now. Yeah, I want to hear from Nick when I have Chris DeLea here. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. Well, Delia's like, thanks. He's like, hey, shut the fuck up, Chris.

You've touched 17-year-old chicks. I had that similar thought. I walk into an audition and there's like famous people sitting here. You know, and I was like, oh, I'm not going to get this. I was that guy. But I did get it and I was on workaholics for eight years. So you can't think like that. I was that guy.

I was the guy that was in the room that was like, sorry I'm here. sorry guys well that's why you're a successful actor Eric and I fucking I make trucks and fucking coached kids baseball By the way you guys know what battery goes in the electric McLaren A rare humble shop

Like that Patreon sounds gay Hot chip sucks All right let's see what this one's about Posted by various concept 2615 It's called the Texas flag shirt is the most insecure thing I've ever seen. Okay. He's got the Lone Star shirt on right there.

I mean, listen, the most insecure, let's be honest, all right? There's more insecure things. It's just the flag on the arm. I would understand if it's like the full chest. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't know if it's the most insecure thing. I agree with you.

But there's, I guess it's weird. I mean, he just moved there. Why is he fucking, he's like so obsessed with him? Texas. Yeah. And he's, what is that, is that an ATV or whatever? What is that? Something like that, right? It looks like a truck. Or that's a truck. He's in his truck. He's just trying too hard. All of his pictures are trying way too hard, dude. He's like, what's up? Y'all got this new truck. Ram, right? He thinks everything is a truck. You can walk to it. No doors just like I like my trucks, dude. All righty. This one's posted by Jesus. Chrysler still hates her kids. Burning Sage and the kid starts with, I can't breathe. Bet you can't demons.

Whoa. Wow. Okay. That is crazy. It's just cute. What are you talking about? Oh, we thought we were both going to say cute at the same time.

That's cute, dude. She probably was like this like, oh, check it out to the kids. And then posted it. He cropped out the ugliest. The funniest part is she put a song on it. She's like, oh, this needs a soundtrack.

Like the hate for my kids needs It's Buster Poindexter and his banshees. She loves like the cringe parenting meme. This is probably like her trying to be Bobby Altaf or something. Yeah. All trugs, no doors. I love it when the boys are spicy. Love this.

Yeah, that never happened. We saw this, right? All these kids at the trial, this huge. Did we see this? I don't know. Trout. Coach goes, parents, come over. I want to set expectations.

There's so many people there. So it's like 100 parents. He was gather around. Everyone getting a time. getting tight. He's going through this. A hundred parents? What is that?

So the team has 50 kids on it? Oh, it's the tryout. Oh, this, he goes, be cool. Okay, cool.

Yeah. I'm just like looking for something. This is my favorite podcast. Be little him. Yeah, dude, you're fucking around. You're,

I got to be cool. I'm mad. I'm a dick. Oh, do you feel good, my guy? No. I was figuring he says,

my man, my dude. Yeah, my guy. Now, I can only do so much. You know, if your kid wants to play good ball this, you're in the right place. He makes a team, this is where you want to be.

He goes, I'm going to be honest. Some of y'all dads are 5-5. And then some of y'all are 6-5. And I can work with 6-5. And 6-5 usually goes places. The 5-5, it's going to be tough. There's nothing to do about that. He loves Texas now, dude.

All it took was one baseball dad to be like, if your dad's badass, then you'll be on my team. He's like, what the fuck? Why was I in California for so long, dude? I lived for this shit, dude. Yeah, they all talk like him. they're all stupid. Yeah.

And before he could hit him on the shoulder, he turns around, he's like, you want Daddy's number? And he just comes. He's just like, oh, you say that to you?

It is fun. There is a lot of similarity between who's ever talking right now and the guy that was like telling him about the Oklahoma show. Oh, it's not sold out. But Bubba,

it's the same exact cadence. Oh, he is not sold out. If your dad's 6'5 and has a big dick, I can work with that. Am I clear? I was like wow

oh fuck it's like well some of you all 5 5 this bus and there's nothing I can do here

yeah we're gonna do hip hop damn it's all good and hip hop good what what

what what short dads you're out I only respect a 6 foot 5 dad jero deaf on those zins tonight

hell yeah I am I wonder if the hunting wives series on Netflix will accept Papa's wife on their club but totally over the top Texas.

Because kids are never taller than their parents. Yeah. My mom is so short. She's like, I'm like two of her. Those facts. Shout out, mom. Love you. I don't know why I say shit.

What? Should we watch this or no? Okay. Let's see here. Oh, it's him and it's Puegan. Yeah. That's why I was asking. Oh, okay.

That's daddy's number. He was a professional beast of a baseball player. Joe and Pueig memory number 66. We understand. We know. Yeah, we get it. We get it. We're live.

I don't want to watch this live. I didn't realize what it was. Yeah. Another exclusive of the 250 list shit in on Austin. Posted by Candid Elephant. Let's see. What is the most overrated city everyone loves to visit? I'm sitting in one of them right now, Austin, Texas.

It is trash. It is classless. It's classless trash, everybody. It's not cool. Everyone's like, why don't you move to Austin? The comedy seems huge here. I'm like, sure, sure, sure, sure. The city itself is not cool.

I'm not saying it has a lack of cool. I'm saying it's actively uncool. I live in New York City, one of the coolest towns in the world. There's also plenty of others. Mexico City, Berlin, Liverpool, all cool in Austin, Texas. But in the world, overrated, Bangkok, Thailand. It seems cool. And by day two, you're like,

there are a lot of nine-year-old boys selling Viagra at 3 a.m. I don't think I'm comfortable with the darkness of this town. So Bangkok, overrated. Get straight to Chiang Mai. Enjoy your life. That's so funny. He didn't even have to mention Austin. He's there right now. He's like unhappy.

Yeah. The clip is funny, but worse because it's in Austin. It's zapping his energy. Energy. Revenge of the Grift posted by Caterpillar Hot 7539. How long have we been going for? Not sure. 117 likes, not bad. Hour 30.

Oh, shit. So we got a winding down. Yeah. Shout out to you, the MNSXD. Dube. Thank you. Look at you guys. Dubu on the 24-hour live stream.

Coney Gay. Cooney Gay. Ooh, that's Daddy's number. Execure 466. I like that one, dude. I'm going to make that my phone background right there. Let's see here. Steve is shop stealing Brian's line about Tim Kennedy I don't know what that means

but we should have already seen it but last last episode we did a Tmos was fucking jam packed with stuff so maybe we missed this one Tim to me and what I've seen in my own eyes I know he's a badass so he might have been I think they're accusing him of being Spider-Man who who who maybe got caught putting Superman's cape on something like that but he's a badass this is what's gonna happen especially this for you haters out there on Tim they're gonna look into it and they'll reveal some of it. Hopefully they talk about, I don't know how they're going to work. And what's going to happen is you're going to find out that he's not Superman, that he's Batman.

Oh, man. I love Shab, dude. I love him, dude. I mean, that's just awesome. Did you not know he was going to say that? I knew he was going to say, but what I love about it, I knew he was going to say. My graves isn't that bad. I wanted to just, I was a gravest drop right there. Right. It almost was a grave shot. But here's what's different. Okay, Brian Callan says that like he's Superman with Batman's cape or something like that.

And Bapa hears that. He's like, oh, that's good. That's good. And then he wants to say it, but it takes him so long. It takes him so long to say it wrong. He's like, he's not Superman. Yeah. He's, uh, he's Batman.

that's like Jeff died doing lines. So he's, this comedy's a gangster as shit, dude, this is a punk rock. Yeah,

right? Nine to five. Put a smile on your face. He's not a panda. He's a tiger. He's not a pancake. He's a waffle. Waffles are delicious.

He's a tiger with a V device. Yeah, the V device. With a V. Let's see here. Have you guys seen something? Oh my God. So fast,

dude. Dicey, Dicey posted by Clint Pillar of Chips. Let's see. These teachers coming out, going to prison for fucking the kids? This is exactly like our podcast, dude. Yeah.

I am sure. Oh, no. Where were these teachers when I was a kid? Uh-oh. Too close to what I said. Exactly. Should I stop playing?

It's boring. It's just me. It's watching me talk. They're like, fucking hot, man. My teachers were fucking warlocks. I didn't say that. Fuck, fuck off. I hate that shit.

That's so annoying. Oh, shit. Whoa. Great guys never met him be anyways. Don't you all think Harry Shafir is blog bus? Uh-uh. I haven't laughed at him once. I think he needs his own 10 minutes segment, Daddy. All right. That's a very loaded

question because I've had a love-hate relationship with Ari Shafir. When I met him, he was awesome. in person. And then he did the Kobe thing. I hated him. Oh, yeah. You probably hated the shit.

I hated the shit out of him. And then, and then what's it called? His special wasn't bad. The one we watched was not bad. Yeah. So, but guess what?

You gave us $14? I hate him, dude. Yeah, true. And if you join the Patreon. Don't say something crazy, dude. I thought you were going to do some, like threatening. Yeah, I thought about it.

I know where you're bringing goes. Oh shit. You two are a couple of one, two Batman. You glad we were superman. Two Batman. I know those poor 16 year. You're going to be thinking we're Batman. You're going to find out that we're actually plumbers.

Old boys, really. Luigi. Yeah. You're going to do. Well, no. That's the thing. It's, maybe it's, maybe it's traumatizing to them. Maybe it isn't.

Either way, it's illegal. go to fucking jail. Right. Yeah. I don't, you know, I don't do. The law is the law, dude. You know? Yeah. It's like.

It's annoying. Yeah, man. It's. Mm. Dicey, dicey. Cristalia, innocent. I mean, come on, guys. I'm fighting for my fucking life out here.

He's just like, it's all crazy. Oh, really do. Anyways, I'll be, I'll be in Albuquerque. Um. Oh, shit. It's starting off hot, dude. This one's posted by Dazzling Rabbit, 633. Worth Crying Over the Rise and Fall of Brendan Schaub.

Okay, we already know the whole story. Dude, I've had, I could die tomorrow. I've had a great fucking life. When we heard there was a live show, there's no way we were going to miss this. I've been listening to the fighter kids since like 2014. What he does. Jay. Brian's funny as fuck.

It's just funny as fuck, man. I love these guys. I've been listening to like three years. Oh. We got to get that guy in the pod. I want him on the pod, dude. I want to talk to people that were there. The Gringo Poppy is like,

it is a little bit like the JFK assassination. It's like, who was there and saw what happened? Nobody. Yeah. There's no, all the sources have been destroyed. Yeah. The files are hidden. They're classified.

And nobody talks about it. This isn't coming out of nowhere. Cooney has done the legwork. He's knocked on doors. Passed out pamphlet. Don't laugh. I'm trying to give you your fucking accolades or what is it?

I'm trying to give you your flowers be. I'm trying to give you your dandelions right now. What you call it? Cooney's done the legwork. He's walked the footsteps. He's a 6-1 with violence in his DNA. Because you know when you walk into Charleston, Texas.

That's true. It's not Texas, right? Charleston, South Carolina. When you walk into North Raleigh, you're going to be wearing a striped, you know, what is it, rainbow shirt. You're going to be like, where it's June,

where's the party? And did you go see the Greengo Pappy? You asked everyone I've ever seen. You ask them two questions. You go, did you see the Gringo Pappy? You wait for the answer. It doesn't matter what they answered. The next question, did you see the Greengo Pappy live? And I'm like, yo, it's kind of awkward when you ask the same question twice, dude.

First question, did you see the Gringo Pappy? Second question, can I hit? And then I'm like, Brendan, this is an Arby's. All right, I'll stop. I'll cut that part out too. Ugh. This is like crazy. There's a dream.

My hero's right. A dream. Is that Ping Day? Pause. My heroes. That is a wild thing to say. They have a huge Asian audience. Like Indian, Asian, you know.

That's one, dude. Well, no, the other guy, Indian. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. true that's surprising that they have an international reach well international why am i saying that yeah be careful charleston is not in a different country dude you're ethnic i've had i'm a cat i've had nine lives career-wise i played football and it i'm gonna cry it was such a good time i was in the ufc oh my god

the things i did it was so cool What's up, Dallas? Oh. Stand up. Are you joking me, dude. Ari sucks. I'm so lucky. Guy's Asian is fuck.

I've done cool shit. We don't pay. Oh, shit. That's grand. I've done cool shit with this guy. Oh my God. I can't talk. We've done.

cool shit. Nothing. Nothing is better. It's tripping that. Sorry for your loss. It's worth crying over. It's so funny that Brian is sad, that Shab is crying over

how happy baseball coaching makes him. It's not sad. Guys, be cool. All right? He's going through a lot. It's so unsad. like this.

I can't believe that I'm a what are you guys fucking jelly? You listen to jelly roll songs in there before the pod? Somebody say Exactly. They got jelly roll playing before the show starts

and they get in their feels a little bit. We should have a song next week. I saw somebody asking for songs. We're going to work. We've been working on one for next week. It takes about six months to make a song. Brian is fearing for his life. He has a mentally unstable behemoth next to him.

Yeah, it's kind of true. Let's see. Let's go one more chin. Okay. That's daddy's number, 1.1. Okay. That's, it'd be cool, dude. Posted by air pumper.

This one is, oh, David Cross. Sam Morrill talks comedian liquors and mentions Tiger Thick, posted by Sher Bert. When's T. Most, this will. No haphazard this week either. That's when he knows. like weekend. Yeah, dude.

Hey, guess what? Hap took a week off, dude. Good, man. He's probably, you know, you cook a lot, you need a break. Mm-hmm. The guy never takes a vacation.

She likes in love with the dick taste. And then I found out all these other comics have liquors. I didn't, I didn't even, like Ron White has a tequila. Bird and Tom have a vodka,

but that was after us, but they at least didn't go whiskey because of us. They knew we had a liquor, so I was like, all right. Brendan's shop, he's not really a comic,

but he has a, This is like 90 bucks a bottle, which I was like, are you a fucking psycho? How much is this a bottle? Like 40 bucks or 45 bucks. Good value? Yeah. Assuming it's good. Yeah.

Classic. $90 is pretty high. Yeah. It's not $99 anymore. I still can't believe. I gave my address to somebody I don't know to send us. But I don't live there anymore. Yeah.

What's up Dallas? What was the team was though? Look at you got. Wednesday most, though. What's it called? I don't know. When were you doing Tmos again? Yeah, second and fourth Wednesday.

Oh, do you move. Well, let's say every other Wednesday because I think this is the first. Oh, yeah, I fucked up on that. Yeah, it's every other Wednesday, yeah. That actually sounds better. It's so much easier to say that. That's what happens when you have someone to the graves announcing the schedule. Yeah.

Let's see. We're talking about, okay, fine. Let's end with some bapa. All right. Chin, when you don't the light buddy, when you don't, the light buddy, come on over to Chang's. Firing the kid and Chin, you know, he's bringing up the blurred pictures. And Chin was like, I just can't find that because I was like, I want to see what he's working with, man. It's the notorious.

Let's see what we're working with. Let's see what we're saying to the strangers. Yes. And then finally, the fans saw that. Because Chin's about the internet. And I got like 30 Connor dickpicks. And I was like, man, this is impressive. There's ways to figure it out, dude.

There definitely is. you gotta get better at the internet. But, like, oh yeah. I took my shot of espresso's, and then I took that with it, and Daddy's ready to take over the world. So Daddy's gonna be here, right? Daddy has some time off.

Thank God, Daddy needs it. Yo, there should be a Daddy warning, dude. It's too much. Yeah, that's a lot. Daddy can't take it. Pause, dude. Daddy can't take it. Daddy doesn't eat sugar,

and Daddy doesn't do dairy. The time has come. Execute order 66. That's Daddy's number. Okay. Okay. Hell yeah, dude. Nice.

Great way to end it. Yeah, dude. Well, that's a hell of an episode. Do you want to talk to the chat for a couple seconds here? Yeah. Yeah. Titor. Six to six D for Dank.

Stop. He just keeps mass sending the same message. Oh, I hate it when people send the same thing over and over. every time. The next president of Ireland is again. Connor McGregor is running for president. Ever heard of it? Really?

Yeah, Ireland. Or at least he says he is. I don't know. I hope you guys enjoyed the episode today. I had a good time. Yeah. It's very fun. Make sure you get those likes up.

Join the patron, obviously, or else the lag continues. Where are we at? Likes-wise. Seize up. Seize up. Hose-down. chairs to everybody on the chat one two three not bad you know

there's been better yeah it's kind of a blog busso but it's better than uh less than 100 and that's almost I would love it if the amount of likes match the at least match the amount of comedians we have left 250 yeah you know but what are you going to do what are we doing here who's this

look at you guys I saw Brandon last in 2018 in 2018 daddy. Thank you, Cooney and Gerardo. No problem. Thank you guys for coming through. We appreciate you guys. Yeah.

But we're very tired. We've had a long week. I'll have more energy next week. I swear to God. I won't, but I'll still be here, though. Yes. All right. Go ahead and give them a peace out.

All right. See you guys later. Have a good night. Ooh.