10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub HATES BAD COMEDY | 10 Minutes of Schaub #163

Episode Date: September 14, 2026

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Welcome back to Tim as a shop. Thanks for tuning in. And as always, join the Patreon, join the Reddit, join the Discord. This week on Patreon, we watched Jeff Dieh hates women. Also, also. Killed Tony Madison Square. Oh, my God. I had so much fun watching Jeff Die talk about how he likes women that I forgot that we watched

the second episode of Kill Tony. Yes. It's the second one, right? On Netflix, yeah. On Netflix, yeah. and Madison Square Garden. It was really good. We watched a little bit of it

and had to turn it off. Yes. But anyways, also actually, you know, a big announcement, we've been talking a lot about this, talking about it.

Every night. Every neat. September 20th, you know, we're going to live stream the Gringo Poppy for 24 hours straight. We will have on such guests,

hopefully, because they've all said they would. Brian Campbell. Mark Harley, potentially Brennan Wall, Shaw McCoricle, analyst tricklingly as probably and maybe some other people

oh IDM it doesn't matter podcast will be on as well and it's going to be 24 hours of the Grangeoffrey Bush Michael Irving Jerry Jones yeah yeah and also

everyone that's been on T-Fackay but anyways that's not why you're here today so make your calendar for that that would be funny if the Dallas Cowboys watch this because you know the Greengo popular shot in Dallas I'm sure there's at least one Cowboys that knows about us.

Although I hate the Dallas Cowboys. I got to be honest with you. So fuck him if you watch. But anyways, that's not why you're here. You're here. I'm a chok a chip. To watch.

10 minutes of shop. So start the timer. Play the chain clip. Great question, Jack Donahy. No, we have not messaged chin yet. What up G-Rad?

What a B-Rad? Truck walking all eight inches. Okay. Oh, shit. Is it? Okay. Cuny still bald.

if you average out Fonado's hair equally between the both of you then Cooney still bald and G I mean that I'm so bald that if you took both ours you'd I would still be bald that's yeah probably You know what's you know what's fucked up dude

is that you didn't put Jitardo Jitardo yeah I mean I'd put all the ones I can remember but Graves Yeah you're is you you spin facts All right let's get to the Fighter and the Kid subred

here, dude. That's what we're here for, Daddy. I'll see my bald head. But put it around so you can still see that. Try photoshopping the hair on that thing. Impossible. All right. So here we go. This one is the first one. Obviously, you don't remember DJ Callet or who was it that he collabed with for the hair thing? DJ Callow was one of the people. Yeah. And it has like a bunch of different celebrities on it. Okay. You can see it in Cd. Yes. This is posted by Wonderful Salary 5432. It's the product already has reviewed.

who's Papa changing lives. You want to read that review right there? Be. That's daddy's color. My kids would say when pointing to the color gray, it drove me nuts. I've since switched to using rewind and I'm back to being an Adonis.

Best brains in the business behind this product. What are we doing here? Order this now, exclamation point. So that's obviously a homeless cat. You missed out on Beast of a Hair Dye. Damn, dude. They're everywhere, dude. The cats are everywhere.

Jack Donagie said, you guys planning up falling asleep on the stream like AZ did in his earlier tonight. Oh, he saw sleep. Damn. It's tough. You guys, we joke about how hard we work, but this is a tough gig. When you're working the friars, sometimes the oil's not hot enough. You know what I mean? Podcasters are the last line of defense between the woke meeting the wall. That requires waking up at 434 in the morning, working all night, which is something I'm sure Aiz does. I don't know British people, what their time difference is, probably seven days or something like that. But yeah, he works just as hard as us.

Hard guys make soft guys come harder than soft guys would come with hard guys. That's close, but it's actually hard guys make podcasts. Yeah. So. Yeah. And easy times make for hard times when podcasting is the guys that are hard. Easy times make for audio as king. Yeah.

What are we doing here? This is real weird. We already saw that one. This is, we watched this on our other live stream, but let's see, let's refresh. I know Cooney has never seen. that's Chris DeLeo, by the way. I don't know if you know that. Mr. Graves. Honestly, a clip that I've seen before that I didn't see it before. It takes a third time that I've seen it before it registers in my Graves riddle brain.

Is it though? Brendan's IQ on full display as he crashes out on comedians on a podcast posted by successful Egg 8345. Let's see. I have a problem with everyone going on podcast and talking shit about everyone. It sucks, dude. Chris, what? Chris, name, no good comics are doing that. I haven't seen one like legit today, Jr. Yeah, he really struggled with that one.

If you stutter that much, you shouldn't be allowed to wear a rock like this, dude. What do you think that? Is that a roly? It's golden. Expensive watch. AP on my wrist, tummy. Comic talk shit on that one. Like there are no public.

Well, right. A few moments later. Listen, Maren's a soft. soft cuck. Nairn would be like, bro, you know, come on, man. And I like Jesselny. Just like just like different than Mark. Mark's a salty bitch. Just, how what community? You guys keep saying this community. Right. Well, what's supposed to be soft people? Well, it was. I've been around for a while. Yeah, there was exactly. Yeah, there was. Yeah. I don't seen one like legit comic talk shit on another one right. Like there are no public. Well, right. There's

no. I mean, look, nobody that you respect. You can. I like how to look. Yeah. He knows Shab is wrong. So he goes, well, in his brain, you can see like, that's not true. But he's like, doesn't want to, you know, goadush him. Yeah. Also, I mean, Brendan Shob talks a lot of shit on comics. Oh, yeah, all the time. You know, I was listening to a little bit more of that.

I forget now which podcast went over it. But he, DeLia talks about comedians talking about other comedians, like podcast. He's like, dude, I was watching this podcast. and like these two guys were like talking shit about it. I was like so fucking lame. Like what do you? Why?

Who's it they? And he was doing all that. And in my mind, you know, I know I don't matter and I don't count. Yeah. But in my mind,

I'm thinking he's talking about us. Imagine them going to Joe Rogan studio like, have you seen these guys parody songs? And he shows Joe Rogan a landslide. Yeah. I don't, I don't know. I don't think he would do.

that because Rogan you don't want to like Graveyard said you don't really you have to respect the czar yeah you don't want to show him things but i wouldn't be so i would be less surprised if like one of these guys went on Rogan and took jamie aside and he was like have you seen this and no jamie knows about us yeah if you look at his bookmarks maybe there's a i'm just kidding what's it called uh this the next one is shout out to uh red bar have you seen the most recent red bar some of it hilarious as always when he talks about Sam Cedar oh no I haven't seen that part

yeah dude so this one's looks like a screen grab from that podcast talking about a black version of Clint B I saw that it's crazy how much it looks like him posted by Rascals Wagager but yeah dude that's that's wild

talking about Blasians B it really and it really looks like him that's like if Chappelle and clean had a baby bro If I were 10, I would want people to send that to me so I could see it. Yeah. I would show people like, look at this. I look like that guy.

I want to see a black cooney. Oh, people have done the Face Tune. Like, I have my job. My staff made like different versions of me and sent it to me. And they're like, hey, just so you know, this is what you look like if you're Asian or black. I was like, let's not send this in the group chat. Yeah, I was like, this is funny for me and you. All right.

It looks like Kabeep time is back here, dude. look at you guys this one's posted by kabib time people are like are you coming back to comedy people meaning Brandon Cooney people like oh you come back to comedy I can't I can't I can't be selfish anymore

I can't it's not about me it's about the kids I can't Charleston I can't do both I can't and be present like you know I've never missed a tiger's practice ever never missed his practice

bossy's starting out never miss this practice You love it so much. It was what I was born to do. Yeah. Like I was sharing this with his dad the other day, his son, seven, he's on travel ball. And his dad was like, yeah, it's our first time. And, you know, and I was like, I'll let you know now.

It's a lot. It's a lot. And summer vacations, those are gone. Like parents are in the neighborhood like, oh, we're going to Fiji or Hawaii or Tahiti for vacation. What are you guys doing? I'm like playing baseball. That's it. And now you might hear that and go, what?

there's nothing better. I love that. That's why I told the dad. He's like, man, no vacations, this. I go, I know it. Outside looking in, you're like, oh, my God. But I'm like, I'm telling you it's worth it. You're going to be in some shitty town in Texas,

but it's going to be the best time. Yeah. There's going to be snacks. Your kid's going to ball out. You're going to be in some shitty hotel. It's the best. Shitty hotel. I get my kids in tennis camp right now.

All right. Interesting. So travel ball means you got a go to Texas and stay in a motel 6 while they're playing? I guess. I mean, dude, you want to see shitty hotels and go right here across the street. Yeah, it's pretty rough out there. It's the complete opposite of an AA meeting.

Because they get in a circle, but they're doing drugs, dude. The drugs in the circle. Yeah. Damn, dude, no vacations or nothing. They don't go to places? Yeah, they go to places, dude. He's podcasting, dude. You never tell truth on podcasts.

If I, yeah, I wonder. Anybody in the chat have a kid that does travel ball? Is this real? Is your life over? Is it completely dedicated to travel ball at that point? I'm curious. Because I don't think, I mean, baseball doesn't last all year long, is it? I don't know.

It could, I guess. I hope that, I mean, that would be interesting if this is a real narrative and his kid becomes like an amazing baseball player. I doubt it, dude. Probably not. Do you want to bet on it right now? I hope he's a Dodgers player that wins a World Series, you're going to have to, you're going to have a lot of forgiveness to ask for.

Yeah, I mean, I'm going to have to fuck my way out of a room for sure. So we got, I think, one person in a travel ball is your chambi and travel ball, one person, two people. So the people whose chambis are playing travel ball, how much time do you spend doing that? Yeah, eight inches. That's what they're going to say. All right, let's get to see the next one.

We'll wait for the response. We already saw this. Let me turn the audio off really quick. We already saw that one. Oh, man. What is this? Dude. Oh, no.

Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. What are you doing? Jesus Christ. What are we doing here? You can't have that on there. Oh, my God. That's fucked up, dude.

That's so. Here, wait. I'm going to take it off the screen. I hopefully it wasn't. on the screen. He reigns as best marketing mascot be. Man, that's terrible.

I can't, that's crazy. Well, let's see the comments. This has been up for four days. What's up, Ryan? Can see you.

Everyone in the chat works at grocery stores. I missed it, fellas. What's up with that facial hair, B? If you guys didn't see it, it's him choking on a fat cag.

We can move on. Bobba chugging a Big Black Dig talking about NFW dog. Yeah. LaRitey, let's see what we got next here. This one's posted by Monsters Balls. Who, not one of our guys. Oh, yeah, that's Stabros from the new Yorgos movie.

You ever heard of him? I've heard of Stavreau, but what's the Yorgos movie? You never heard of Yorgos Lantamos? He's like, what was he done? A Killing of a Sacred Deer. Colin Farrell. He's in a lot of movies with the red-haired girl. I forget her name right now.

Emma Stone? Emma Stone. The favorite, the lobster. Okay. They're good. I like him. I saw Tony Hinchcliff in the lobster. I'm a motherfucking lobster.

They're very weird movies. Yeah. But I like them. He's Greek. Hmm. It looks like a very weird week at Chang's, too. same set different animal damn Luke

be cool oh dude I don't know what's up with Luke dude he says the wildest shit on his streams this is supposed by Meow Mix Mario let's see here this is on the screen right what it's on the screen right here watch a one hour special of Burke Reischer

or one hour of politics talk with Ben Shapiro one hour of then Shapiro dude I'd rather watch my family get murdered look at me I'd rather watch my family get murdered and watch and watch 30 seconds of

of Burke Rycher. He's a talentless oaf. Never said a funny thing in his life. He's got one story that he tells over and over and it's not interesting. Oh man. It's so funny

how he does not want to be involved at all, but they'll see the wildest shit about other comedians. This is who it's almost like this is what DeLeo was talking about. Didn't he say something like

I've heard people talk shit about Bert? Bert's funny. Bro. Luke, his violence in his DNA for sure. Listen, Luke, would you kill... Oh, I don't mind.

Luke would, like, have you... That's a guy that's never seen the machine, though, the movie, right? Yeah. He's not seeing... The machine wasn't that bad.

Let's ask the chat. Would you rather watch Burt Kreischer? Watch your family. Let's see what you guys. think. But I mean, he was spitting facts there, though, for sure. Uh, yeah, Bert is very bad. We watch both of us specials on the Patreon and it actually got worse. It's rare that the

special gets worse. And there's only a few comedians that are gifted enough to make it that much worse. And actually, it's not rare. It often gets worse. I don't know why I said that. All right. Let's see here. So this is, I think, in correlation with or in reference to or commenting on, or an example of Rajah Jackson. Okay. I don't know why I did that. Well, let's see here. It's posted by Successful Egg 8345.

Shah blames online trolls and attempts to protect Rampage's image. Then it admits to try trying to sway public opinion. Have you seen this clip? I don't think so. But maybe, no, I think I saw a little bit of it. This is ridiculous, dude. The way he says it, he's like, I'm trying to think of a way to, like, defend Rajan. I got nothing.

Oh, no, I haven't seen that then. Let's see. Whoa. Whoa, young man. Whoa, young man. What in the world gives you that impression? People think you're a bitch. My son's a vegan because he's a bitch.

You're soft. You're a beta. You're some cuck. Where are you getting this from? He loves that word. It's not from his dad. Huh? You heard that?

We can get on the back. We can get on the wreck. We can get in the ring. Tell you right now. You heard that. Yeah, I heard that. Because those people making comments they don't give a flying fuck about what happens when when they tell you to do some or say you won't do this

you're hugging on on a dude and some damn tight um you know you owe you a bitch you got embarrassed you're gay whatever they're calling him father of the air there's insecurity in raja and you can see because after this event we'll get to that was he my dad can't never call me a bitch Straight up. I think I'm always planning shit. Call me bits and shit. No no fucking bits, bro. When I heard about this, and I spoke with Rampage,

when I heard about this, I went, all right, how can I defend Raja? You can ask Bear at Jackson, you can ask Rampage. I went, how can I defend him? Everyone's coming for his throat. How can I defend them? And they're kind of like,

eesh. Both are like, God, let us know if you come up with a way. Yeah. So I went, all right, let me look into it. I'll come up with something. That's my thing. Let me come up with it. He's your lawyer. And that shop is like your attorney. How do you, how do I get out of this? How do I get you out of this? I'll tell you when I have it to sit. He says it the guy that does not know how to help you who goes, let me think about it for a while.

And they never hear from him. Yeah. Well, watch the Ariel Hawani interview Rampage did. It really paints the picture of how bad of a father he is. Yeah, I mean, Rampage is kind of a, or at least the impression I get is he's a maniac kind of a nut job. Like, he himself has had troubles, probably related to head injury. And then he's also a macho guy.

You see him call his own son a bitch and you're hugging on a man with a, and booty shorts. Yeah, yeah. Days of Dukes. That's not who you want as a dad. No. No. You want Joe Rogan as your dad. Yeah, Joe Rogan as a dad.

you know, if he ever gets to a buddy, you could just sit on him, you know, pause. Not like that. The best dad's out there, Joe Rogan, Brian Callan, Christa Leah. Brendan Schaub. Yeah, Brendan Schaub. That's obviously. I got to be like, dad, stop coming to tee ball practice, dude. Yeah, he's such a good dad that you have to tell him to stop attending your sporting events.

Yeah. No, I won't split my cubby with you, dad. Dad, I don't want another lithium battery car. I have so many. dad I'm tired of getting all the clothes and a cool snapback hats and cute as fuck take a peat. Dad I don't care if you could beat up my friend's dads dude. Stop telling me that. Backer's hat, backpack like just like that. What does he say in the

special? Look just like me. Hewfut flies, cues hell. Jerry and Grace, how about you be my dad's bead chairs? Thank you. I'm down. I'll be adopt you. I'll be your father. Jerry and Graves, how about you be my dad's B chairs? Well, I'll tell you one thing. I would, you need to call CPS calling me Jerry like that little kid with a J. That's fucked up.

Dad, I already have a baseball bat. Rampage will light you up, but Raja will keep you busy. Hell yeah, keep them comments coming in, y'all. We're reading them. I definitely would rather have Shabba's a dad than Rampage. I'll tell you that. what's it called let's see Magnus already said that

I agree Magnus yeah Bob is a better dad than Rampage for sure I would have Brian Callan as a dad dude you're my son now calm down be cool dude don't say stuff like that I'll cut that part out let's see here

man not a lot of stuff happening at Chang's this week y'all trying to find something oh my god what the hell I have a feeling this was this one isn't real commander of farts posted this one

before and after I mean just stop taking pictures of a different color hair you know what I mean yeah who are you Cooney we got a lot of wigs this is definitely his liberal arc when he was in the liberal scene

out here in L.A. Isn't that funny that all those comedians that are super hardcore Trumpers now used to be liberal? Oh yeah yeah for sure that's hilarious to me they got I mean all it takes

is the one guy that pays their salary to be like, hey, you know, I think I'm thinking different. This year, I'm thinking Trump. Trump. Yeah, dude. I mean, this one's not that bad if you ask me. Only because I could do it. He thought that was so fun. This is a classic

meathead humor. I'm emo and gay now. Watch your, hey, you grow long. Watch your hair go long and gay as shit. That's totally. Got me thanking. All right, let's see what else we got here. Almost everything that Shab says as a joke is something that, like,

you could envision a jock bothering you about in the locker room. You're trying to put away your stuff. And then the jocks like, I'm gay. Come on, man. I'm just trying to put my shit away, dude. Leave me alone. Have you seen this one yet, dude?

This is like a Reddit ad? No. It's pretty funny. Obviously, it's somebody cooked it up. It's some orange chicken in it. but it's posted by Successful Egg 8345. Somebody posted it in our Reddit in Rec and Tweety. Oh shit.

That was successful egg. Yeah, that's one of our guys. I don't think he was the one. It could have been the one that posted it in our radio, but he posted it here. I don't know who made it. That's what I'm saying. I see different sources on it. From famous comedians to people who live in their mom's basement.

What are we doing here? Let's see. Reddit. This is great. Oh, I was looking at Reddit. I was looking at the fighter and the kids Reddit. Dude. Fucking hilarious.

This is like Redden's Shob's Reddit. Yeah. Just what I have, you know. I'm a comic. Dude. I'm... ...I ha ha ha ha ha ha. ...Rocket right around and says it's cool for cats, it's for cats.

Homeless cats, dude. It's an entire city dedicated. They're called homeless cats. I know if they made fun of, yeah. A ring named Skyo stew and followed up with a lot of heavy punches the Skyo stew. And followed up with a lot of heavy punches to Skyo stew. Psycho. Psycho?

Mm-hmm. That's not I supposed to psycho. No, but that's... Psycho steep. Sio Steve. And there's a soft cuck. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Mark's a salty bitch

What community You guys keep saying this community Right What's supposed to be Soft people I'm a comic I'm fucking submerged The whole thing

Fire your manager No but here's the thing Figure it out dude You guys like your freedom you like like like having an opinion your freedom yeah thank them you're thank him you're welcome yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah did you make me feel good that brightened my mood yeah that's like uh i feel like i just took zoloft if that's what zoloft hey successful egg did you make that or no

Um, he's in the chat there. Thank him, you racist. Yeah. This video is so funny. Uh, yeah, dude, that was great. Whoever made that great job, dude. Um, this is great. This is, uh, posted by don't lose your cool one.

Uh, Twins deep cover 25 fat Joe and fat Patrick, dude. What the hell? Uh-huh. Wow. Virtually identical B. Who would have known someday they'd both be making all this money for one air brand. Yeah, dude. Man Lehman, I don't have the dolphin thing with me today.

I'm sorry. Oh, I have this one, but I don't think it makes the dolphin noise. No, no, it's, you need an N-word straw. Oh, my God. Let's see here. It sounds like he said N-word straw. Oh. Nope.

Nope. Let's see what we got next. Brian Callan calls out Bapa's fake tea levels. Uh-oh. Don't want to mess around with that, dude. he'll let you let you be let's see here uh post by seven digit i don't even need that much sleep i think my testosterone is fucking super high right now 58 year old for sure no it's high it's high for a man for a man 975 is not high for 58 year old no no 975 yes holy shit last time i checked

973 14 yeah because you're uh gear you fucking doesn't matter Also, that's way too high. That's actually way too high. He's unhealthy. 900 is crazy high. Especially, 50. Yeah. So,

so shut up. No, no, no, for anybody. For anybody. You're unhealthy. I don't. It's rocking for 58.

No, I'm proud of you. I know, but can you not? I'm not, I'm just, you know what I am? I keep it real. I'm the verge of death,

you moron, because you're taking steroids. Yeah. You stupid idiot. Shooting up steroids in the fucking, T-ball clubhouse, dude. Oh my God, yeah, in front of kids, you clown monkey.

You're like, you're risking your life so you can tell a 50-year-old man that he's old. He's old. 1400, like, he's all proud that he's an idiot. You can bullshit all those guys you work out with and then you come to the realness, right?

No, I... You come to the realness. No, dude. And I go, no, that's good. 50. No, I don't like that you put governors on it, man. Yeah, a big argument. Just the best podcast of

all time, right guys? Granted, I have no idea what either of those numbers mean. But if the way I took it is that Brian is saying it's unhealthy and he's on steroids, is that what he's? Yeah. So if that's the case, I stand by what I said. Yeah. Don't do steroids, kids.

That's daddy's number. So let's see here. Bapa tries to say nest egg and fails miserably posted by AB TV 12. Let's see. that doesn't mean if you sue Raja you get to rampage his money it doesn't work like that so just so you guys know who keeps saying oh sue Raja that dude that wrestler

you're gonna get nothing you're dealing with a very young kid who has no savings no endorsement deals that doesn't have a fucking goose egg of money stored away he's a young kid trying to find his way in this world so the loss is going to go nowhere gusag goose egg dude

nest egg. It is funny. I watched that whole episode, I think, when he's talking about Raja. Oh, yeah. And he's like, hopefully whatever psycho's do doesn't press charges, you know, because then he'll be in for attempted murder. And it's like, when have you ever, like, been stopped from getting charged attempted murder because the other person didn't press charges? Yeah, I don't know if that's how that works. That's like a criminal thing.

It's not a civil thing. Yeah. If you try and murder somebody, the choice goes out the window, I think. Yeah. Damn, dude. Nestig is great. That is a David Chase kind of malapropism from the Sopranos. He's really, I've said it so many times, but he is really good at that shit.

Yeah, I mean, you can't make it in life without your goose eggs, dude. Have you ever heard someone call Nest egg goose egg other than him? I never thought that it would be a thing. Yeah, no, I didn't think it would exist until this clip happened. I'm like, what are, what is next for Brennan Chob in the English language? I never thought of what a goose egg is. I guess they lay eggs. So that part makes sense.

Yeah. Because they are birds. Damn, goose egg, dude. Right? Goose geese are birds. It's a bird a duck. It's a duck a duck. I'm not sure.

You want to look it up? I mean, if you don't know, I'm confident, that makes me feel good. I'm glad that you don't know. Let me just say that. Because I'm... There we go. So then if you thought I was stupid, suck on that. Is a goose a bird?

Yes. I'm confident that squirrels aren't birds. Okay, is a squirrel a bird? I'm pretty sure they're not. Squirrel a bird. Can you even fuck a goose? No. Can you fuck a goose?

No, do not. Okay. Okay. Oh, D. Gooseg is a big zero. Yeah, goose egg. Oh, yeah. Isn't that what they say is like,

look at the scoreboard. You got a goose egg, meaning they got a big zero. Oh, shit. That sounds right. That sounds. It doesn't even have zero points.

Look at the scoreboard. He doesn't even have zero points. Scoreboard. Scoreboard. What do you think? If you had to guess what his next malapopism is, what would it be? I guess it depends on the topic, B.

But, and I'm not, I'm not, I'm nowhere, like, I'm nowhere near as good at Chopp. I won't even, I'm not sure I'd even attempt something like that. Mm-hmm. Do you have something? Are you trying to, you're trying to get the throne? I'm trying to see, like, how, how Jurdostromis can I be? Jardostronomis? Yeah.

I don't know. We should, we should just, one of these things, just look up sayings and then mess them up on purpose. Let's see what we got next to you. This was posted by Daddy, Dandy Kaufman, too. It drives Luke. I don't know what happened to my speaking right now. You made a choice to have minimal offense in favor of maximum positional control and the audacity, the fucking audacity of people out there.

Fighters and media are like, feel like if you don't like this, you're a casual, No, you're a fucking casual. I feel like this drives you nuts. Forgetting me, asking me to jack off to 21 minutes of positional control. I understand it is skillful and I don't mind it. But make the argument where it is. That is a choice to minimize your offense in an offense-first sport. I don't have to think that's awesome.

You're fucking wrong. These people live inside of you. It drives me. I just can't stand the currency that we give. trying to get him nuts. So funny. Gerard alacrum. That's hilarious.

We're in the BC simulacrum. Yeah, it drives him nuts. Him being serious and then BC doing shabisms is like, what does that remind you of? This show sometimes.

Right, like the raccoon tweeties aspect. Also, I'll do a plug. Lug, if you find yourself to be a Lib cook, as Brendan would say, like me. You might also enjoy Luke has a new political show out. So check

that on on his YouTube. New show alert. Check out Luke's political show. I also have a new political show on this channel. You do. Yeah. What is the name of it? It's called Gerardo Gerard LBT Q. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, check that out. I just basically I goon to gay people. Let's see here. This is posted by haphazard. They're launching. a Patreon because they're in Texas. I feel like we watched this or did I watch this on my own time? Yeah, I think we watched. But let's watch

it again. Yeah. Yeah, right, we watched this. Because I remember hearing about them talking about Patreon. Yeah. What would they do? That also reminds me that we're launching Patreon next week. So I know we're probably going to get to this later, but they have the numbers up for the Patreon. But it's only

as of like, I think the day they started it, they had like seven paid members and then they turned off like, oh man. Let me see you really quick. Keep talking to the people here. That's fucked up. You know, we knew not to do that. And that is such a hilarious rookie move to launch it and show and then hide.

Just leave it up. You're famous. Yeah. It's funny, honestly, if there's not a lot of it. You might actually get a lot of subs because they're so low. Who knows? You never really know. Chang's is like the stock market for, for Brennan's shop.

it's like up and down and like the effect it has on the show who knows it could make more views it could make less views you know if there was no changs then would the truck flip video have been as big would it would Brennan have gotten as much heat I don't think so all right so here we go this is the uh I think the fighter and the kid they uh started it um it looks like just two, yesterday. Is Brendan entertaining a BKFC fight? Ad free.

So it's just a regular episode ad free. You know, behind the scenes, wrestling session. I would be willing to show our numbers if they showed their numbers, like if they were like, we'll both show our numbers together. Yeah.

And just compared to see, like, they have three posts. Well, they just started. Okay. Yeah. Audio is king.

How do you, who do you think is sub to the? the TFatK Patreon. Joe Rogan. Let's see, C membership options. Only one option. Okay.

Wow. They probably don't have a lot of content, you know? Yeah. Two extended bonus episodes every month, ad free, at least one Q&A every month, behind the scenes, footage, and clips from the show. So they're not doing extra episodes.

It's just going to be... BTS. I mean, they basically already post all their BTS, though. So now they're saving their BTS. You want to see Chin get choked out. Like it's not going to show up on the fucking T-Fat K subreddit, dude. It's like there's no controlling that. The making of Tune Town.

Or I mean, dry pass all I guess. It's hard to keep up with all the shows. So this is for the hardcore. This is for the fans. We're getting engaged. We'll do Q&As on there. You get two shows every month. Ad-free.

Listen, we're well aware how many ads. That's just the lay of the land now in podcasting. And you listen to. I apologize. For the ads. It's the lay of the land. What are you zooming in on? He's something on his hand.

Chest hand. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Just a hit. I missed it. I'm so used to it. Why would you ever call something out that you do all the time, dude? You know?

Straws, chest hand. Talking shit. And he's saying that they're gay. Yeah, this is not the straightest of hand motions I've ever seen. I don't think this is gay. Brendan Choppin's and he thinks that straws are gay too I mean it's not it doesn't mean anything

but if I were to rate like and if there's a spectrum of like straight motions this isn't the straightest you're right yeah compared to like a sig hail it's not pretty straight dude I mean it would be more concerning if he was sick hailing every time we talked to though

I wouldn't even have noticed this had he not said something about him that like but you know I got to like contort my hand to get it to do it this man it's not it doesn't come natural to me that's when you start doing like bad things all the time you have to start talking like this to be like for real's though my bad about that he does so many stupid hand motions and the fucking classic youtube or all right fam we're here at my truck show

and then all the all right fam we're outside this pizza restaurant and this and this and doing all this stuff when he's yelling about he's going to beat someone up yeah sea clamps whatever show you to there's just so many more ads. Yeah. These companies got involved. It's just the way podcasting works. We're very familiar with the mass amounts of ads. So our idea is to launch this Patreon.

So you can get ad-free shows. They're going to be extended by 20 to 30 minutes. So you're getting bonus content. And then- Bonus content. And then- Brian's been wrestling his ass off. And then 20 to 30 minutes.

So you're getting bonus content. And then- Bonus content. That's-in. And then also- Brian's-S-S. Brian's been wrestling his ass off.

Doing jiu-jitsu. And sure. Fuck you. The competition grappling. And he's been doing it in order to beat me. We're going to see if Brian can beat me on there.

We're literally going to go over the things I've learned. And Brendan's going to show how you counter it. And I'm going to show you how you counter that. Yeah. And then we'll go live

and see if your training's paid off. We'll see how it goes for you. I can't fucking wait. Yep. That's going to be great. Yep. And then I'll give a tour of my cars, the studio behind the scenes

of the shop, all that stuff. That's every month you're getting that bonus content. Who wants that? It's five bucks a month. Five bucks. It's three to five or is it five? Just five bucks.

Five bucks. So skip one day at Starbucks and that covers you ad free, firing the kid, bonus content. This is for the hardcores. This is for you guys. We're well aware of the mass amounts of ads. Yes.

Yeah. We should have done a Patreon a long time ago. We should have. But we're finally doing it. We can commit to it out here in Texas. And that will be next week. We'll be promoted all week. Hold on.

What's up with that watch? Oh. right back to T-back Hey, dude. Robbing people in 2025. Dude, that would be like me going, yeah, so the Patreon's going to be me. I'm going to show you how when I wake up in the morning

I make coffee and I eat yogurt. Your coffee cake. I get my coffee cake. Yeah, there's so much coffee. That might actually turn into a show though. They're like, dude, he has a lot of different kinds of coffee cake and donuts. Fucking eat. more than Josh Danny.

Yeah, dude. I don't know. Okay, let's see here. Not to out any of you. These are anonymous polls, but I want to know who in here has already subscribed. To T-Fack.

Yeah. Yeah. Have you subscribed? Or you do the poll, but I mean, I'm jealous of the people that have subscribed because as redacted as that sounds,

you know, don't think for even a second. I'm not interested. it because I'd like to know. I want to know. And please be honest, if you are or not. You don't have to out yourself in a comment. I want to see, no.

Put Raja Jackson between Cooney and some coffee cake who walks away on Skate with graves. Well, I'll definitely be walking over with graves. I wouldn't give that scum bag to bucks. Shout out to 300 people, dude. What the hell? The horn has grown since last dream. Is my horn coming back? Yeah.

Oh, no. Yeah. Really? Yeah. God damn it. I got to go back to the doctor. Yes. Eeks.

Uh, let's see here. Jesus Christ. I still wouldn't. Would you? All right. Um, when Joanna gets a new handbag with Peter Shops money, I downvote the,

oh my God. That's, this is Cooney's face when he first discovered coffee cakes. that's such a hilarious dis Peter Shab he's paying their life Cooney's horny again I wouldn't give him a diamond under any faucet

wait this wasn't a joke we did this last time I think 13 days is Chin looking for a new job at Blizzard we did that one update on our boys' health in case you're wondering posted by appropriate duty 930 I know this is all over media right now I have absolutely nothing to say regarding what transpire,

but I want everyone who is concerned with Stuart Smith to know that he is awake now, put in bad shape. But in bad shape, so please give him in your prayers. It's going to be a long road to recovery. I'm just happy to know that Syap Fred is healthy, you know? Yeah. It's a good thing. Yeah.

It's not a sad thing. Yeah, dude. Psychological Stephen is doing better now. This guy, though, is something else, dude. The way he's dressed. This guy says the N-word. Oh, shit. Right.

What does D6 mean that you think? It's something to do with Compton. Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, that's the guy. Yeah. Oh, that's where you're saying. Oh, yeah, the guy was like, he takes off his hat and he's like, guess what?

I am black. That was an interesting thing to say in his dream. Yeah, he's like, listen, y'all think I'm, I'm a vindicate myself right now and then drops the N-word like seven times. I what does that have to do with Stu being in the hospital? Is my question. Maybe that's like a sci-op on his part. he's like, if I say the N-word a lot, they probably will make that a controversy and I'll get

off of like the whole like a betting a murder thing, you know? This was his one chance. I think it was that guy's one chance of like finally letting everyone know that he is black. Yeah. He was like, people think I'm white. This is my shot. My one shot. Formula Juan, dude.

Simi Lackam stew. That was pretty good. Simi Lackam stew. Instead of Psycho, dude. It's good. Skyo, Stu. Shout out Leah from Haverig. We still like Miguel.

Are we hidden? Oh my God. Stop. We don't talk about Miguel anymore. Miguel asked me the other day. He's like, you guys don't bring me up anymore, right? And I was like, no. We don't.

We do not. Let's see here. What's next? What the fuck? Joker. Oh shit. I haven't seen this. Brendan Chops in a head of universe.

Posted by its Loon meme. when I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian everyone laughed at me well no one's laughing. If you had a wrestling match with King Velasquez how will you think you do?

Straight up wrestling? Yeah. I think people would be surprised. Really? You think so? I think you'd be surprised. Joe Gurley do. I think he'd fuck you out.

In a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, check out this guy. You can tell he just went through hell. Look at his eyes. I don't think he's not doing well. Forget this. There's this giant Asian doctor And he goes, Mr. Shop, yo lip.

And he points to this mirror. I'm like, what's wrong with my... Oh my God! You can say that again, pal. You could just see gum, bone. I look like fucking Joaquin Phoenix. I would just... Starving, bro.

This isn't real. four years ago to climb college no no no there's one summer but i'll see you shoot for the moon and hopefully you land somewhere on the stars it's a train that's a train that goes all right huh at the end it was good sensual of the day, I will twist your fucking neck up. Ask your boys. It's all fake, bud. You're not fooling anybody.

I've seen how the sausage is made. Wow. Damn. Yeah. That was like artistic. Yeah. Well done. That's the same guy that has the website.

Oh, you know what's weird? I was just thinking about that as I was playing. I still haven't gone to the damn. website. I got to go and donate. Remind me to do that. Yeah. Damn. That would, you can, you can, it's funny with artists, you can tell it's their work. Isn't that interesting? Yeah. With that, with chefs. Yeah. And it's just, it's no different than a director, when a director's movies, you can kind of tell it's the, it's shot, like you know a Soderberg movie. Yeah. So, in the same as you had known a Loon meme content from the T-Fat K-Sum.

I've read it. Interesting. Sorry if we were a lagging here, y'all. We broke the stream. There's too many viewers, but not the flakes. All right. Let's see what we got next. Let's see here.

Has always been a Nick Pouch litter bandit. Oh, no. A deleted account here. What's going on, B? Yeah, it's going to be lagging right now. Too many addies. Yeah. The stream needs more Adderall for sure.

They're saying that the lag is caused by, we need at least five people to subscribe to Patreon. I just got off the phone. I know you didn't see it, but that's because of the lag. Yeah. I just got off the phone with the president of YouTube. And he said,

he said, B, I'm telling you, don't kill me. You all right? But you need to have five more Patreon subs by the end of the stream. And I said, I can't ask them to,

join Patreon again. I've already done that. And he said, no, you got to do it. And I said, fine, I'll do it. So just join Patreon right now. And even if it doesn't seem like that fixed the stream, it did. It fixed the stream. Somebody joined. I think five people join the Patreon. Yeah. No, it did. It fixed the stream as soon as you join the Patreon. You'll notice. Even if it seems like it did. That would be funny if there was a flood of people that were liking the stream because they think that it fixes it. They're like, oh my God, fine, I'll like it. likes help but we need but the patron subbing on patron

is what really fixes the stream yeah I feel like the only way that the stream is going to be back up is this if this number goes up to at least

130 if that if yeah if it went up to like 250 likes yeah then I think the stream would also be fixed

but not without the patron subs you know this shit one like one like oh All right. Well, good news is after the fact it's not this laggy whenever it's on YouTube. So nice.

This one's posted by a deleted account. Bapa has always been a nicotine pouch litter bandit. Let's see here. Sometimes when I'm the first time I watch a fight, like when I watch a fight, he's rubbing his legs. You know that's funny. I'm really emotionally invested in one of the guys winning. I know there's trouble when he starts rubbing his legs, dude. Notice that I lean towards interpreting it as the other guy winning.

Just I think like I'm like. Oh, wow. Why, dude? Just throw it on the ground? He just threw it on the ground. That's crazy. Bro, you know he's, you know he's littering. Whose job is it to clean up at this place, do you think?

Not Jesse on fires. I don't know who this guy is. That's Frank Mear. I wonder why it says wise guys in the back. Why does it say that? Maybe it's in Utah. So he flew out to Utah to do a podcast with Jesse on fire? I guess.

I'm curious. That's maybe a while ago because he's drinking, right? He doesn't drink recently. Damn, dude. That's disgusting. Listen, guys. Casamigos. I get rid of my nicotine pouches in used bottles and used nicotine pouches in containers.

Better than throwing it on the ground, Dedy. Yeah, you're not going to find. The ground is full of them over there, though. Only when I'm on the podcast, I put them away properly. Your littering area. Yeah. of anxiety, you know. Let's see that in an instant replay.

When I watch a fight live, if I'm really emotionally invested in one of the guys winning, I notice that I lean towards interpreting it as the other guy winning. Just I think like I'm like, damn, dude, just throwing on some guys floor. Come on, man. Every time yawn would land, I'm like, oh, fuck. Another, like this, that right there is, dude. The coach goes.

Oh, this is old. There's Tiger Thick. Damn, I didn't even see that. Dude, this is. That hand movement is so feminine. That's why I think it just, every day, what the hell? I told you. I felt like he's going to knock him out, but yeah.

Time of season. Ew, man. Bro, you put your hand in your mouth. That was big shot. It was big shot. Then I'm reading the comments. I was like, do your fans like you? Oh, us?

Oh my God. When Mr. Sting finger came down. Oh, so it must have been. It's crazy that comedy clubs put him up. Nicotine pouches. Gerardo better than smoking, think him be. Yeah, that's, that's disgusting.

Let's see what we got next here, dude. Friday special, reheated old signature dish posted by GZ James. Seven minutes long. Let's see how long we make it. What is this? Tales from the Bopperse. Oh, man, we haven't seen one of these in a long time.

I'm a good guy, man. Oh, yeah, dude, this brings me back. The biggest bitch on the team. I eat like one Trisket. And then I come home and he put sticky notes all over his entire food. So what I do, I eat all it and I throw out the rest. I'm ready to throw down. And I'm like that.

But why? Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. Makes sense. Wow. dude. So you ate all the food and he put sticky notes and that's what made you want to kick his ass. Do you feel like he's dumb in a way where there's something he's not telling us? Like they bought the food together? Or do you think he's dumb in a way where he thinks that this is justified? I think both both things could definitely be true. Like Chavez is absolutely somebody that would

leave out the part of a story that makes him seem not crazy. Yeah. But he also is kind of a bad the guy. And he like bullied, he bullied that mentally handicapped person. Yeah. He's like, yeah, I said the mentally handicapped guy was stealing. It's something crazy like that. Yeah. What are you, what are we doing here? My phone's ringing like non-sum of the fuck. I answer it. It's his mom. You gotta pay it back. You need to apologize. Okay. So he didn't. He didn't pay for it then. So he's a bad guy. Sure, but you, Shab is such an unreliable narrator. Yeah. that you'd never really know what actually happened. It'd be funny if you interviewed the roommate and his mom and they were like,

oh, no, that's not what happened. None of that happened. Shab fell out of the house. Like, he fell out of the window and he hit his head. We were worried about him. And then he started telling people that he beat up the roommate. We didn't know why. We thought it was part of the head injury.

It's a sad thing. He has a podcast? Oh, no. They're shocked. Is it like a Howard Stern thing where they make fun of him like Beetlejuice? Yeah. Yeah. It is.

Yeah. I'm hung up a phone. Which, you talk to my mom like that. I'm going to be face off. Of course. Which is all I'm trying to do. I'm just trying to fight this. Yeah.

I walk in and I'm like, all right man. The car got broken into because you want to be a bitch. We're going to fight right now. I'm going to fuck you up. He goes, I'm not fighting you. Ace Ventura 2 style room. Lugie right in his face.

We're face to face. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Threw him through our glass door. Shattered our last door. that doesn't even make sense

really. The entire team what happened. I'm a good person. I'm a great, I'm a good fucking person, man. I'm a good guy, man. Take it from me. I'm too nice.

I hate to you're evangelist all the time. All the time. You know this. All the time. I'm so nice. I stood back to groceries. And there's a kid with Down syndrome who was bagging them too.

I hated my life and my job there. So I grab all the new magazines and can. Andy and donuts just sit in the back. Jerry crump off the magazines and then I put the magazine back and finally Oh that's right. He blamed it. I'm like hey, where the fuck is doing the magazine is?

That's stealing. This is a problem with someone inside. It's an inside job doing this. And I thought the easy victim be the kid with Downfield. Oh no. I think it's Jerry. Oh my God. Jerry or the G.

Yep. What is popping thickies? What's one thing? Everyone hates around the world. Bulls. You said that my career was going to be over, that you were going to expose me to Rogan and all these people, and then I could a lawyer. Brandon has no, he's got no right to remove this content.

It's not his content. There's an absolutely awful community named for Brandon Shobb who is currently suing a small YouTuber over jokes they made about him. My video on Shob's Gringo Poppy special received the content ID claim. He's using the abuse. abusing the YouTube DMCA copyright system to take down videos that are making fun of them. I'm not kidding you. I am being sued by Brendan Schaubb.

But if you go personal, I see you on the street, well, there's going to be repercussion. It was at a level 10 of rain. It was Brian Callant. Cabassus. I'm going to be a fucking. person who's a copper, he's a soldier who had a canine, wrote me a long email saying, I will never, I've always loved your work,

I wanted to, I'd stop and punch my car's window because my dog died on my chest, because there's my service dog, I guess in the military, and you played that, and you guys were actually making light of it. But I'm sorry, if that caused you turn off the show, we don't need you. This isn't the show for you.

You're finally going out for anyone who harassed to see you online, including comics, that you have spent half a million dollars on monster lawyers and that you have friends in dark places who are going to get the job. Friends in dark places. I forgot about that. You can do whatever you want. I'm just saying, like to be killed by a Shab assassin. Right?

Like someone, some assassin that he's hired, he murders me? How would he even know it was from Shab? I guess I'm going to assume. Assume if I was murder, if I am murdered, assume it was an assassin hired by Brennan Show. Same goes for Gertow. Mm-hmm. Yeah, because they know they,

I'm not the head of the snake, but I am the guy that knows how to plug everything in. That's true. Yeah, they kill you and there's no show. Yeah. But also not just Girdo, not just Graves disease. There's also a network of people, which, as you well know,

leads back to Tiger Belly. So you get rid of us. it really doesn't change anything. Yeah. Two more people will take our place. That's that you cut off the head of the goose egg, then you get what are we doing here? Yeah, you get five more legs of the egg out.

Hard men make tiger belly. Mm-hmm. Soft men make 10 minutes of shop. Let's see the rest of this here. Do you respect Brendan Shaw as a comedian? Bringo Poppy. What's up, Dallard? Oh.

Oh hi Mark Using an RX modulator I might be able to conduct a mainframe Cell Direct and hacks the up into the download He's actually really tall Yeah Oh my god I like the music a lot in this

reminds me of drive The movie drive Yeah Damn there's a lot of pages of evidence Bhabi our boss yep I feel like I just

got caught on the 10 minute break this is what's interesting and explain this however you want when I notified you guys of the harassment and going back to Tiger Belly that account stopped posting

took the Tiger Belly email off and changed it has never posted again do you know how Reddit works no it's great that's fine I haven't seen that in a long while.

I'm going to be honest. I don't think I've ever seen the whole thing. Oh, wow. Everything's... Um... Well, let's move on, though, because that was seven minutes. This is posted by seven digit. It comes in dark...

I feel like it was posted in, like, a series, like, different parts, right? Yeah, yeah. I remember for a long time, people would be like, watch those, watch those. And we did watch some of them, but I don't know if we ever watched the whole thing. Yeah. Gerardo, do you think you've had more sausages in your mouth from sausage salad pods or Papa had chigs walk to his truck. I don't know, dude, because I was doing five sausages when it was really bad at once.

But I had, I had like an idea of like, oh, I should bring back the sausage salad thing, dude. But then I would have to eat it. Yeah, it was never a great idea, I don't think. This place smells like sausage. Yeah. Right when you walk in, it's just like sausage. Hot burn sausage on cold salad. Mm-hmm.

I mean, they're both good things, but I don't know if they necessarily go together. Don't knock until you try it. First of all. Y'all already talked about Donnell, not yet. No, is that on the sub? Hopefully. I mean, I know that he was a guest host and they didn't like it.

Oh, really? Yeah, I think he got hated on. Oh, gosh. People don't, people in the Kill Tony audience don't appreciate Donnell Rawlings. I feel he's, blog, bless him. As a person. What are they called?

Yeah. What are they called hosts? Mark Ramirez. I will not hear people talking about this is crazy, this and that if you haven't tried it, right? Get five sausages. Get a salad. Put it together. It's fucking delicious, dude.

There's a reason why I had it every day for about four months, all right? I was, I scroll through Reddit and on Reddit because we watch this stuff Kill Tony pops up a lot. So I see all the Kill Tony posts. And one of them was like Rob Snyder is

the goat or something like that. Oh my God. And I, I mean, I like old Rob Schneider in movies. Yeah. But have you seen Rob Schneider lately? Have you heard him talk? His stand-up is terrible. It's pretty bad.

He's pretty unfunny. So that's where Keltony's fans are at, though. They're at Rob Schneider is goat. Rob Schneider is a stapler. This one's posted by seven-digit. It comes in dark. Brendan Chobb, circa 2020, 2022. Oh, the mustache.

It's just weird. Like, do you die your mustache? No. that's crazy oh my god he was so fat too dude no it's so obviously it's so obvious

crazy I was just doing a bit though yeah I was being funny it comes in dark that is compared to like then you you having some but as it keeps going but if I trim it so it starts off and then it gets gray

So if it gets longer, it gets great, great. It actually doesn't make any sense. I did feel a little weird doing the photo shoot. But your hair, you did die your hair, bud. I died my hair. My hair, he was blonde right now. What the 40? You're young as fuck.

And you got all that gray out on your face? Well, I used just for men the other day. You didn't use enough. I know. I don't really have grace here. I don't really have grace here. But as it keeps going. Not a lot.

But if I trim it, so it starts off, and then it gets gray. So if it gets longer, it gets great, great. It actually doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make sense is a company using him at all. Yeah. Still? Why? Dog, he has to have like Jeffrey Epstein level like blackmail on people.

Oh, yeah. And it comes in dark money. Yeah. Dark money. Epstein ties, blackmail islands. Yeah. Something. Peter Shaw maybe is involved or Peter Thiel.

Yeah, Peter Thiel might be his dad. Let's see here. What do we have next? I spent some of my UFC. Papa needs to jump back into comedy. Yeah. Do you look at this poetic picture right here, dude? I mean, that's pretty cool.

Yeah. Looks like Jordan or something. It's a great pick. It's like he would book so many spots and they would pay him money. You know? Yes. And just, and so this is something you've said before, imagine the YouTube money from another special.

Yeah. Okay. Keep them busy, Chin. What are we doing here? You could make millions of dollars just putting out utter shit. Yeah. I would. I would do that in a heartbeat if I were you.

Yeah. Why are you leaving money in the table? And where do you get money from? That's what you get money from? I have to know. If it's from your dad, that's boring and, lame but at least I would know. This would be a great picture to have behind us right here.

Yeah, we should probably do that. Let's see here. Me, racerhead. We're adapted. This is great. I'm proud of you. Post by GZ James. Wow.

What else you got Chin? P.F. Chang Special. Single application, multiple accusations. Washed up comedian extract. Yeah, Callan probably hates that Shab gets this gig and he doesn't. Have you seen this one yet? Uh, no. Thick boy with three C's.

Diddler shuts down the allegations. People out there that say they've had sex with me, I've never been alone in a room with them. Yeah. And people are like, oh no, dude, he fucking, he, he pulled his dick out. Somebody who was trying to come up and do air conditioning maintenance. What? Who?

Hey, what? Dude, that was in an article that I fucking showed me. my dick to somebody who came up to do maintenance to my air conditioning. Dude, hey, think about that a little bit. Think about that a little bit. Think about that a little bit. Think about, oh, who in the world comes to fix the air conditioning at, by the way, 11.30 p.m. So this is the night shift that I in LA. In LA. I am going to want to show my dick to. Already do. Has a female ever worked a night shift?

And then worked on air conditioning maintenance at 11.30 p.m. Or is it, or is it? Or, or, or? Ronaldo. He's it a problem? What's on? Oh, hey, oh, sorry. Hey, Ronaldo, you got to deal with that now.

It's not that fun. It's not that funny. I mean, it's, you know, without commenting on the truthiness, the truthiness of the allegations, it would be like a common way of self-defense for someone who did do it to pick the one allegation that you think for sure you didn't do. And then only reference that one. Like, you think I pulled my dig out in front of an AC guy? And it's like, no, we're not stupid, Chris.

You basically admitted to at least some of this stuff. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah, I mean, if it was that ridiculous, why did you act so sketchy right when it happened? Yeah, and also I think that he probably did pull his dig out in front of Ronaldo. Yeah, dude. Or whatever, the AC guy. Maybe Ronaldo had long hair.

He mistaked him for a woman because he's been, like, whenever working on the AC. And then the guy, Ronaldo turns around like, whoa. And he's like, oh, dude, I'm sorry, bro. I thought you were a girl. Is he, though? How are you going to still fix the AC, though? I'm kind of hot. That was like.

Thank you for laughing. He's so stupid. I'll do DeLeia voice on that. Will you, though? He was a day. How are you thinking that I did that when I am? I was, I don't know about it. He besie.

You know, let's, like, we. This one's called Psycho Dad posted by Dandy Kaufman too. I had a tournament one time in Chino, wait to stay in Chino, which is not a great place in L.A. Okay. Outside of L.A. So we had to stay there for two nights. Tiger had a rough weekend. He went like one for seven.

Yeah, I'm not thrilled, dude. I'm not fucking jumping out of my seat with excitement that I'm in Chino for fucking three nights. And I'm sitting there watching him have a bad series. It's fucking sucks. Yeah. it's the game yeah it's the game yeah

and some coaches go are you how's your quad and then some great but then some coaches go dude not not not not not not legit much especially at the rec ball you see what he's doing

throughout a tenure in the hall he has his fucking hand like this and his legs close like his that is what's what is he doing he's comfortable dude be cool daddy I hear a coach say that I take tea the side I go real

throughout a 10 year in the Not legit coaches. Some coaches, especially at the rec ball level. Dude, three out of ten, you're in the Hall of Fame. As soon as I hear a coach say that, I take Tia to go real quick. Three out of ten if you're in the MLB. If you're in a wreck and you're going three for ten, you should be cutting fucking oranges, bud. You should be going nine for ten.

You know what I'm saying? Is that what it is? The really good kids are just always hitting. At the rec level? Yeah. Always hit. It's fucking, it's a joke. that's a that's a major league stat that's not yeah so when they go do three out 10 year

hall of fame correct if you're mooky bets listen oh tony's not pitching the fucking ball for the centaurs tonight you should be rocking that kid throwing 30 miles an hour and if you're not it's all good but we you should be cutting oranges for the boys orange cutter yeah yeah cut the orange you you know what you're scaring me as a dad you might be you might be the dad you criticize don't waste my time Fuck, dude. We need you out and... I need you in right field behind the fence

where nobody can see you. I'm there always. Yeah. I got to keep you over there because you're just a little too passionate and you're getting a little too... If we're going to spend all this time doing it, you got to make it worth your time.

Yeah. It's getting dark, dude. It would be funny to see a clip of his kids cutting oranges. Yeah. You're making them do it. Shob should cut it. He should cut oranges instead of doing stand-up or a podcast.

Yeah, dude. you hit one out of ten and the one is when you mess up words. Yeah. joke wise. Yeah, his batting average is very low. Yeah. And also one out of ten. Yeah. Literally his IMDB rating was that. Is that way you're referencing? Yeah. That's perfect. Dude, there's levels to this cubby. All right. Oh, man. I do think it would be funny to make kids cut oranges. So maybe I shouldn't be a dad. I mean, Rob Schneider's special probably got a higher rating, dude.

High Fight IQ. Cutting Orange is his daddy's job. Let's see Rob Schneider's special right now. How do you smell Schneider? Did I say something other than IMDB? Well, uh-oh. Woke up in America. That's the grapes.

4.8. Yeah, so that's like four times as good. Yeah. Yeah, dude. He's just, uh, he's very dumb. He has very, very, low self-awareness. You know. Oh, yeah. You were touring

off of a special that was 1.1 out of 10. The lowest self-awareness. Yeah. I am C-T-E. All right, so let's see here. This one's posted by Clint Pooler of Chips. Talk to Rogan Damnier every day B, but also never got an invite to the potter mothership.

But I also know people who are way busier than me. Like, Rogan's a good example. I usually call them on my way to work. whatever I'm doing he'll be like doing way bigger shit than me and answer like what's up man and I was like oh I'll say like I send a picture of a car I'm just shooting the shit and I'm like oh dude I'm I got Trump coming in let me call you back like oh you don't have to answer dog yeah yeah yeah but that's the sign of his respect of your friendship yeah yeah right there over the president I know I know I know you know you know you know I know you know I

I love the idea of that. You tell the president of the United States, hold on a minute, Brennan Schaub's online too. Trump's like, oh, I get it, I get it. I understand it completely. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't talk right now, Secretary of Defense, Pete Hankseth. I need to talk to Brian Gallup.

I'll keep his shop. Any member of the cabinet, Vice President J.D. Vance, putting them on hold for Brennan Schaub is both something I want to see and do. I want to do that. I want J.D. Vance to call me and Brennan Schaubb to call me at the same time so I can film it and show that I

will take Shob's call over. Oh yeah. They'll be like, oh, that's a goose egg. It just landed in your lap. You got to take that call. I'll call you back, Donald. I'm sorry, Mr. President. I respect the office. I'll call you back, Mr. President. Brennan Shab is on the line. I will do that, given the chance. Let's see the rest of this. That's hilarious. I was busting Rogan's chops because I text and I said damn dog it's like that now but you've changed like him shit he's like but I wake up to like 75 text to 100 texts a day he's like so it just gets lost in the shovel sign and I got to go through it I'm like oh you you you're living

what was the word he's going to say uh you're living dea frie yeah you're living Netflix bro we're spending your life let's see what else we got here. Excuse me. I don't think we saw this one last time. Dandy Kaufman 2. Weed Prohibition Rant Part 2. Joe is an outlier and you cannot smoke like him.

I don't feel like we watched that, huh? No. Right? No, I don't think so. Because I'd say, and Rogan's an outlier. He can do it and still be super hyper. He was also that way before he started smoking too.

Also, he's so intense. Intense and six gear. So maybe he was not forced to work. But he had to start doing it when he was 35. Correct. Also, you're not Joe Rogan, right? Most of us are. So the idea that this can be a less dangerous drug and help people out, it couldn't be more wrong.

Now, there's some health benefits to it, you know, with inflammation, stuff like that. But as far as like making it less dangerous, I just think it's moving America in the wrong direction. And some people get schizophrenic doing it. Like there's just, I just think people would be so much better if I'm not saying there's not Um, a use for marijuana. There definitely is in medical cases. I just think we'd be so much better off if we're gay to drinking that fucking whiskey chin. If you just put your fucking or whatever you drink. Yeah. If you just put your fucking tennis shoes on and go for a run. And if you can get the same euphoric feeling, you can get the same endorphins, whatever drug or choice, whatever alcohol

choice if you do something hard and that makes you sweat you're going to get the same endorphins there's a there's a reason why somebody adds become long distance runners because you're getting the same endorphins there's ways to do it where you don't you're going to smoke and sit on your couch and be not productive and scroll twitter and instagram and do some dumb shit dude yeah i just i just don't see it i don't get it i don't get the movement i don't i don't think it puts us in the in the productive direction. I don't get any of it. No. I don't get any of it. No.

Well, I mean, Shob sells Kratum and Rain. So, yeah. It's kind of the pot calling the kettle purple. Sure Shot. Sure Shot, too. Yeah. Sure Shot is only for if you're drinking. Yeah. You wouldn't have to drink to,

like for that product to even be relevant to you. Yeah. Does Shurshot taste really good? You're just like, you know, I didn't drink today, but. Sure. shots got me, dude. I'm not during a sure shot. I don't know, man. I don't, I don't think Brendan should take Wade, but I don't think Brendan should be giving advice about how to live better. True. Yeah. Yeah. The, um, the messenger here I call into question. It's like, uh, if you started selling

ad space somewhere, you know what I mean? It's why you laugh. I'm, I feel as though I'm going to be a good douche, but go keep going. I would never take advice from you again, because I know if you were selling ad space for stuff, you start selling me on products that you probably make money off of. Yeah, no, that's true. That's why a lot of times when I'm in, I'll be in my group chat with friends and they'll say, you know, so-and-so said this. I'm like, that guy makes his whole revenue off of ad money. Yeah. And you're, of course he's telling the truth. It's like they just are selling at, they will not say something that the ad companies don't agree with. Doug. Brendan Schaub, didn't he say that his kid had seizures and they used CBD to stop it.

Yeah, that was the biggest, most ridiculous lie. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, that was fucked up. Never, okay, I wouldn't trust Jerto's hair could advise. Tusha, dude. You know what I mean? But guess what, Formula Juan? Do your thing, whatever you want to do.

Yeah. And I hope we are compromised by advertising someday, but until right now, we don't even know what the ads are that play, really. Yeah. I wish I did so I can say that they're good. CBD does help seizures, but why would you, why would you say that your kid had, like, it's just as powerful if you say like it helps with seizures or if you give some anecdote about somebody that helped out with seizures.

You shouldn't lie. Yeah. Don't lie. It didn't help his kid. Yeah. And you shouldn't say that like specifically. Wasn't he saying it because somebody said their kid had seizures? And he was like, oh, I did. So what he's saying, a product that he's selling, your kid should take CBD. You don't know if their kid should take CBD. You're not a doctor. Mm-hmm. So does it treat seizures and children? Adults? Has there been studies done? He sells Kratum. Kratum, which I'm, you know, we had that long debate with you guys for a while, kills people. Yeah. So, you know. I literally talked to somebody today who is a meth head. And then he said that during coronavirus, he was out there doing Kratum. And he said, it's not good for you. And I didn't ask him. He was like, and then I was doing Kratum. And he went like, and he went like, is, ugh.

It was not good. And he was not doing meth. He was stopped doing meth. Damn, dude. And he restarted his sobriety after he fucking did Crater. You heard it here first, dude. Do meth before Crater.

I'm just kidding. Yeah. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm sure it helps you if you're addicted to things. I'm not saying it all killed. I'm just saying it has killed. So.

Taking health advice from a method. I smoke meth. I'd take Kratum, but you shouldn't just want to be like me. All right. let's see. We should finish off here soon. Yeah. Because we're getting into the homeless thick chick shit.

Homeless chic apparently. New looks, same boppa water, weed, doing hair. I take fentanyl too. Jarelli used to babe a couple of years ago. Well, I quit in November. I did have a cigarette this last weekend. Oh. It was terrible.

Well, you only had one? Yeah. I didn't even have one. I just smoked it a couple times. kept coughing I put it out that's good yeah cigarettes are bad for you yeah um end of another awkward intervention that lasted 20 minutes oh my god I think it's the same thing that we just watched but Dandy Kaufman too posted that one too let's see here next fucking carnivet you want to go in order that last last thing with chin chin

what if you stop drinking start right music started doing more music found a girlfriend what if it was the drinking that was causing all this bullshit It might not be. What bullshit are you talking about? Meaning like finding a mate, finding a fucking companion. Not feeling like shit. Not having crazy heart rate, all that shit. High blood pressure.

What if it stopped all that? You already know, I already told you about these girls that. I don't put that, no, I don't put that. I used to talk about my girlfriends or my girlfriend on air. And in my YouTube videos, I stopped doing that. Your first love right now is alcohol. It's not music. It's not women.

Your first love of alcohol. You're going to guard it. You're going to protect it. It's your mistress. It's your love. I get it. No. That's the nature of addiction.

You love it too much right now. You're in love. You guys are having to... Look, it's like you've got to break up with a guy. I love him, but he's in and out of jail, honey. He's always on a motorcycle. You're going to get... I love him.

I'm like, all right. I'm running away with him. Damn it. Oh, God. You guys are looking at a surface level. You can defend your alcoholism. Let's go to the next current event. When have I ever, I've been super honest to be open about it.

You're very honest. I told you guys, I'm tapering now too. Like, I'm trying to. It's your first love. I get it. I understand. My first love. Oh my God.

You'll figure it out, Chin. Get us to the next. Yeah. Let's move on. You'll get it going. We've made no progress. Hopefully you'll start smoking marijuana. Damn, dude.

Jesus Christ. They don't give a shit about Chin. Why is Chin still there? I don't know. And it's fun. Like, hasn't even posting stuff. he's kind of, he was like over it. I don't know about that.

Wasn't a narrative on Chang's for a while or, he was like, well, you had like the new, the job thing of Blizzard and. Oh, yeah. I feel bad for him dealing with that. It's where he clearly doesn't want to talk about the girls. And then they say he's an alcoholic and he says he's not. And then they're like, let's just talk about something else. Even though he's trying to talk about it.

They treat him like shit. And, well, here's the thing, though. Chin edits the podcast, dude. You could cut all that out. You could have, yeah. It just doesn't make sense. If there's a cut. Bro, T-Fat K makes no fucking sense, dog.

And that's why they're starting the Patreon. The extended episodes are going to be them talking to him about like their interventions again. I think the Patreon is probably Chin's idea. Just wants more money. Maybe. But yeah, man, I think we're done for this week, dude. Let's read some comments while we...

Yeah, thanks for tuning in, God. Let's see, what's TKZ? Rogan answers B's phone call, but what was even B'n B'n B'clock? Just to tell Rogan, oh yeah, do your thing with President Trump. I was just calling the bullshit anyways. Bapa and Formula One,

Bapa thinks if Clint stops drinking, he'll stop being Asian-ish shit. Probably, that's fair. It's a fair guess. What else you guys got? Keep commenting. We don't really read comments during this episode. Yeah, not on the Tmos. We read comments more on Radcon Twini's Live,

which, um, Matt, oh, I should announce that. I don't think it'll be next week because I'm going to be gone next week. I'll probably be on though. You'll do it? Yeah. All right, cool. Yeah. Maybe I'll try and come in or something.

This next week is going to be a podcast without Cooney, Patreon without Cooney and live without Cooney. And the reason being is that he's called me the wrong name too many times. I'm taking control of the podcast, dude. I'm in time out for a week. Yeah. You know, listen, Gerardo has more power than we were aware of. And it's unfortunate. Yeah.

And sadly, there's nothing we can do about it. So it is what it is. Girdo has not as, has unallowed me from the show for a one week. But I'm back on after a week, which is nice. Thanks. Why did you say Gerto does two weeks, dude? Fuck you. Fuck you, Gerto.

Who needs to come back with full Bapa die beard. I know. That would be crazy if I dyed my beard. I can't. I can't do that. Cooney back in the cone. Oh, man, dude, he knows about the cone. That's a long time ago.

Wow. Graves free podcast week, dude, yep. Yeah. You know, and maybe there'll be guests. There'll be surprises. Who knows? Yeah. I'm watching all 24 hours on the 20th.

Is the Bapa Kid Head Sieger story definitely untrue? I don't know. I mean, dude, he sold comic books in his mom's fucking, closet, dude. It's really hard to know what's true and what's not. You need a starry background with the stage on

920. Coney comes back as Cowbell. Ready for the 20th fellas. 20th is what, two weeks from now? It's a ways away, but I got to remind these guys. I got to send shoot out some text to make sure we don't lose the guests that I booked. Yeah. So

I'm going to do it out, dude. Yeah. But yeah, guys, thanks for liking the stream. We got 111 likes. That's just enough for me not to end at all. Adam Ray is replacing Cooney. That would be wild. If it, yeah, like we just, we, all the stuff we said, we're just like, fuck it and have them on.

Yeah. You know, I look, I mean, probably would do it, honestly, even as much as I hate him. Cowboy making comeback. Pause, but we'll see. All right, y'all. Love you guys. Have a great rest of your days.

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