10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub HATES KENDRICK LAMAR! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #143
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Retired from fighting
Started a podcast
Didn't know we get this
Decrees
Don't ask me no questions
His cries begin
It was never
That was said I sure would be this trash
Take the cliffs to Texas
One take
Welcome back to Tim Mrs. Shop
Thanks for tuning in, as always
Join the Patreon this week we watched
the legend of Fluffy
by Gabriel Iglesias
ever heard of him?
A. Fuffy.
Yeah.
I fucking love Fluffy. Honestly, fool.
That fool told me that
if you don't think about it, you got to live your life
like every day full.
And that shit was hilarious, dog.
He's helped a lot of people, you know?
That's true. That's facts.
And if you want to know what we thought about it,
I guess where he eats at.
He eats at McDonald's because he's fat.
Okay, one spoiler.
But one time he told me that, like,
If I don't accept the people around me,
I'm not going to accept myself, fool.
One spoiler is that Fluffy during the special,
he was, so I was at McDonald's and then he paused for laughter.
So he's so fat that if he goes to a fast food place,
it's immediate laughter.
I remember that part,
I was dying, honestly, I was dying for it.
I couldn't believe it.
I finally got it.
You got me to do it.
You got me to do it.
And that's, you know, look, that's on me.
That's the team's fault.
You fucking asshole.
That was him that did it.
Anyways, that's not why they're here.
We stream on Wednesdays too.
They're here to watch Tim S's a shop, right?
Right.
So start the timer, play the chain clip.
All righty.
So we got a sweet suit, Dan posted this one.
It looks like a tweet from Big Sean McCorkle,
or Big Sexy McCorkel, my bad.
Sorry, but that.
All right.
I already read it.
Can you imagine being a grown man
and being so obsessed with
and so dependent on another man for your livelihood
that you're willing to move your entire family.
One, halfway across the country to be closer to that man
and to top it off to do it even though that man doesn't want you to.
Well, two things.
I was so scared at the beginning of the sentence
because we literally do a show about another man.
And then when he started saying halfway across the country,
I'm like, that might be the next step for us, but I'm not doing it, dude.
Oh, you're not going to.
I'm pulling out.
You won't consider it.
Number two, 584 views, not a number of numbers,
I don't know if that's good or bad.
We need to get that up, stack that over a week.
Your toast.
Okay, I only have one thing to say.
Yeah.
This whole tweet, you know what I should have ended with, right?
Pause.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Well, yeah, Daddy would have been good too, but I think he should have said pause
because it's all about like being into another man or whatever.
Pause, you know, like Schultzian.
But, you know, Sean's not, he doesn't talk like that.
So what are we doing here?
Yeah, what are we doing?
Yeah.
to do with that. Yeah, that would have been
actually that would have been really good.
Sean talked to us. We can give you some suggestions.
But this is a good tweet.
John talked to us like you stopped talking.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We're trying to reach out.
Sean talked to us and we're out here for you if you want.
It's kind of like a, I sounded a little red bar issue.
I won't lie. I won't sugarcoat it for you.
Let's see here. This is going to be
posted by Caterpillar Hot 7539.
What's up, Dallas? I'm a Texan now.
So is he officially moved? I haven't been
keeping up with the uh...
Reddit
No, but I think he...
Well, I mean, I haven't been keeping up yet, so what do I know?
But I know that they said that he put his house on the market, right?
Mm-hmm. So, I mean, if you read the tea leaves.
Right.
If you read the popsicle stick, let's see here.
See, Cabinet 8565, great show, never watched it.
Taking a wild guess that Brennan Shop is going to shit all over this SNL 50 anniversary
just because it's cool to hate it or he's going to say he never watched it.
Love us now.
didn't see it and I haven't watched a lot
one in the years saw clips good
I mean
better or Chama Crogley better than this
this has zero views
it's so funny that
like he's taking
the second part of it he's kind of like trying to
not acknowledge the goodoishing
right but the first part
he says didn't see it
like why would you come on
man he doesn't see it he can't
he just has not he's not a mental warrior
I mean it struck a
cord, dude. Jimmy Mustache. Shout out to Jimmy Mustache, dude. He struck a cord. You know why?
Why? This is a nothing burger comment. Is that how you say that a phrase? Nothing Burger.
30 views on this comment, dude. Right. Look at this. Five hours ago. I know you're not a number guy.
That's not good, dude. 30 views in five hours. All 30 of those views were the staff of
Thick Boy Studios too. Or Brennan shop contemplating whether or not to comment on him.
And then he responded to that one. But he felt good though. You know he felt good saying that, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, he thinks he
He thinks he won this exchange.
And there is some, you know, somewhat of,
at least he's like trying to not.
He's like, he didn't do the thing.
Hey, bud, bet your wife's ugly, fat or whatever.
Hey, bud, it's pretty good here in my mansion.
I'm moving to Texas.
Ever heard of it?
No, my man.
Love S&L, dude.
Got it wrong, bud.
Try better next time, dude.
Good?
That means so good.
I love, I love Dan Hart.
I love fucking Chris Sandler.
Yeah.
He just fucks it up somehow.
I love Marlon Williams.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like he thinks.
I love Kiki Palmer.
Just like nobody that's ever.
He's like, I really like that Black Show.
Like the In Living Saturday Night Live or whatever.
In Living Black and White.
Let's see here.
This is posted by GZ James,
Texas, Texas, Texas.
Gringo Poppy 2.
Dude.
I, I, I can't.
talk. Yeah. I mean, I saw
this, I saw this one, and it
got me. The first thing, I, like, was
like really excited for a second because I'm redacted.
Like, obviously, it's fake. And then
I mean, now, even looking at now, with
meskin in there, obviously, that wouldn't be on.
Nah. But,
and then you got Delea and a thing, and then
the homeless cat. I cannot believe, I believe this, for even
a moment. We could do without Nick.
Yeah, let's get him out of there. Yeah.
This is a great poster, though.
Yeah. And it's seen, you know, it's funny because
it's, it's, it's,
you doishing him, but, because they have all these, like, things in it that you can see the cats and not what I just mentioned.
But at the same time, it does look like something that would be promo material for shop that he would use himself.
So that's genius.
Mm-hmm.
I wouldn't say genius, but yeah, it's really good.
Okay, amazing.
I mean, Netflix.
It sucks for them because they're going to be excited to move to Austin.
They're going to dress like cowboys, dude.
You know what I mean?
Oh, fuck.
When in fucking Rome, you, what, collapse your country or something?
Whatever you say.
Right.
What shop would say?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When in Rome, you go to Texas or something.
I don't know.
When in Rome, you die in Rome.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, there you got to do.
You're way more shop than I have today.
I don't know.
You had some good ones.
But, yeah, dude, it just sucks because the cats are going to have a field day with it.
Yeah, I mean.
Like, we don't want to see him in a fucking cowboy hat.
No, of course.
I mean, look, does a bear fucking go to the,
lake? I mean, there's a bear go to
every day. Every day.
I want to, I'm wondering like
yeah, the shop cowboy had
like photos, the shop
boot photos,
them and cowboy
vests, like how many likes are those going to get?
Probably can't even count that high. Yeah. Right?
Yeah, is an elephant heavy dude? No.
Right? Can you even stack
that dude? How did they, how do they fit
in those things? Yeah. My toast or not?
Let's see here.
already wearing Texas gear.
Okay, so it's, oh, Gare, sorry. Caterpillar Hot 7539.
I mean, I love this beginning to the episode.
We're not getting any clips yet, dude.
It's just like, it's like a lot of foreplay.
You know what I mean?
Right.
Like we're seeing visuals, but no audio.
But we know audio's king and it's coming.
Yeah.
Let me say this, though.
Great picture. Never seen it. Great post. Never read it.
However.
Shav has been doing Texas stuff for quite some time.
Really? I think so.
Even before he was saying about moving, doesn't he have hats that have like, he said Texas is his favorite place to go.
Oh, he has a tattoo of Texas.
Yeah, he's the Longhorns thing and is somewhere.
He's talking about, I don't know, he's, he's one of those guys that thinks it's cool to have like a Texas flag for some reason.
He's a lone ranger, daddy.
Yeah, exactly.
He's the last cowboy in town.
Oh, wait, that's Jeff Dye.
The only ex-UFC fighter not allowed back.
Lone Ranger.
You know what I mean?
And then, I love you, Texas.
Like the green, he filmed a special there.
dude. He's ready to leave
North Korea to the beach. We have to also
dress up like cowboys, dude. I hope you know that.
I'm down. I might
not be, just kidding. I'm redacted.
Are you thinking like a...
Always been balls deep in Austin.
What did I just tell you, dude?
Into Austin. Sorry about that.
Called it. Confident search
8648 posted this one. Let's see.
The same thing like Dallas Fort Worth or Austin?
No, Austin. Austin? Yeah.
What's up Dallas?
I went to Texas, I would go to like Texas, Texas.
I'd go to like Fort Worth.
Like if I'm going to make a change,
I'm not going to go to Austin.
That's more blue than LA.
Nicey, nice.
I love you, Texas.
That's how it is.
It's not soon,
but I would be very down for Texas.
Listen.
Whoa.
My takeaway from this so far is I know we still got what,
a minute 30?
Sure.
Or whatever, three minutes left.
Yeah.
Dude, he's going to do stand up again.
I'm telling you.
right now. He's going to do
Staniskin. Oh, knock on wood, dude.
I hope you're right. That would be fucking
the most Netflix. You weren't good
because you were in California.
Think about how redacted
Austin comedy is, like to the outward
eye. Imagine how much
more redacted it gets when you're there.
The jokes that don't hit there.
Shob's like, oh, this is, I'm treading
water here, dude. This is easy.
It's a per, like we've been, it's perfect
for them. Even more for Callin.
But this is a good move.
I hope that he does it
because him and Austin doing stand-up
it doesn't get better than that.
Like that's fucking,
you're not going to put Gordon Ramsey in a restaurant
and the right restaurant, let him cook.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Dreadful.
Yeah, you're not going to let Guy Fierry
ride his hot rod to your fucking bar.
Yeah, diners drive-ins.
Yeah, there you are.
I agree.
I agree.
In my opinion, it's like,
Brendan Chob finds it funny.
how people are sucking off Newsom.
And he's, in his mind, crowds are sucking off Newsom.
And he's like, you guys don't see what I see is funny.
Right.
You guys love sucking his dick.
Yeah, they're not laughing.
It turns into Austin gay humor or homophobic humor.
Yeah, that's what you think.
So it's like, they're not laughing at me because, like, I'm anti-Newsom.
Yeah.
Right?
It's a political thing, right?
His comedy, it's just not for people that fucking use straws and, like, think that they can drive
an electric car.
Yeah.
Like, he, of course he's not going to do well here.
And I agree with him.
Yeah.
I just hope Austin Starbucks is already to get intersected, dude, ready.
I'm open to it.
I love Texas.
I like Texas a lot.
I love outside of Dallas.
I like Dallas a lot.
What about Austin?
I like Austin.
I like San Antonio.
I like the mall.
I thought you're making fuck me.
No, no.
Texas tattoos.
It's the only state when I started stand up.
I've never not sold out Texas.
Every single should I do is sell out in Texas.
I love Texas.
I'm riding his feet like Brennan is riding a bike
I was just trying to be nice
I was just minding my business
But you gonna make me want to fight
I am not lying to them
Battling I'm gonna win
If Brennan is busy with Tiger
Then I'm a sick Brian on them
Wait, hey
It's T-fat
If you talk shit
You're gonna need a back brace
Hey, we in first place
Hey, y'all in last
What I find interesting
Is so many people are moving to Austin right
But Joe Rogge, all these people
And I'm not, I'm not picking on Rogan in particular
but so many people that we know,
our buddies and our circle,
so many people are moving to Austin.
And they're like, yeah, forget L.A.
There's such a democratic, liberal state.
I'm moving to Austin.
I'm like, have you been to Austin?
It's pretty liberal, man.
It's pretty, it's bolder, but with guns.
Sorry, Dactan.
What if that song they were playing
was the last thing we heard?
Before we died.
Yeah, shop kills us to that song.
He's like, I told you, I had the message in the song.
And you didn't listen.
And we're like tied up and sitting there and shot was going with the song.
Yeah.
I dream about that every night.
Yeah.
Not even a nightmare.
I wanted to happen.
Same.
Isn't it funny how there are songs that they make like non-ironically are kind of like
parodies of themselves?
Yeah, dude.
The Brian line.
That's like, yeah, I'll stick Brian on you.
Yeah.
Like they're trying to keep us down like the shadow banning us.
Like they're writing songs based around the shit that we make fun of them for.
That's crazy.
I wonder if they know.
Or if, like, little brows is making fun of them to their face.
Yeah.
And Brennan's like, this is fire, dude.
When keeping it real goes wrong.
All right.
Let's see.
This is fire, dog.
Thick boy squad.
Big boy nation.
Let's see here.
I hate Brenda Schwab with a passion posted by typical plankton's 290.
Let's see.
I hate that how he sounds like he has gumbballs in his mouth and he talks.
It sounds so fucking rejected.
dude, and I know he's a niccany pouches it,
but it's not just that.
He just sounds like a da, da, da, da, da, da.
Dude, if your hat makes your hair look like this,
don't fucking wear a hat.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, if it even did, if you look like this even one time,
don't ever do it again.
All right.
Are you ready?
I don't think it's going to do it to you.
It's going to do it too.
Nah.
Nah, dude, different, different.
Let me see.
Let me see.
I think it.
I mean, sure.
Does it great?
No.
but it's nowhere near, dude.
Ooh, you're looking sexy.
I'm getting guest on vibes off of you, bro.
Turn in a calendar.
You're fucking making me hot.
Let me see your ties.
Girar's a fucking legend.
Let's see here.
Stack that over a week in your toast.
Let's see.
38.
The relocation to daddy.
This is posted by Confident Search 86.
The relocation to daddy is still happening and the baseball dads are distraught.
Is he going to say daddy?
Over under on saying daddy.
100%.
I'm going to say daddy.
So there's no under.
I'm on this crisp-ass morning here in Los Angeles.
You all live close.
We move to Texas.
Chin awfully live close, sir.
Depending where we're at.
Yeah.
Are you thinking like the same thing like Dallas Fort Worth or Austin?
No, Austin.
Austin.
Yeah.
I got a house, Jen.
I'm just making conversation.
Oh, got you.
Thanks, pal.
I told the baseball dad yesterday finally.
That was not.
Because we had a team like bond.
That was tough.
Fuck, man.
I just love his brain, dude.
Like, I can't, I can't get enough.
Yeah.
And I think it's.
I know I say this all the time,
like there's no one like him,
but it's like,
I can't,
where does that?
It's like it comes from nowhere,
but I also expect it.
You know,
like I would,
I've never heard someone
and be like,
yeah,
I finally told all the baseball dads.
But I feel like I knew
he was going to say it.
Isn't that crazy?
He is amazing.
Yeah.
That is so funny.
He writes a sitcom every show.
I can't,
I can't get enough.
I can't get enough,
dude.
And the matching,
the rain with the shot, the Shershot thing that's already,
that's been,
sure shot's been like recalled and sued.
He's still plugging it.
Don't you remember we saw that?
It was not fake.
It was like it was bad for you or something, right?
I mean, it's obviously bad for you.
I think they're not allowed to say that you're no longer drunk.
There's like so many ads of people like,
oh, not drunk anymore because I have a Shur shot.
It's so a thing that makes you not drunk like that seems illegal in its face.
Right?
The president would address that.
Be like, guys, this thing really doesn't make you drunk anymore.
Yeah, Trump's like, this is ridiculous, okay?
I don't drink myself, but there's nothing that makes you not drunk, okay?
Why did I have to talk about this?
What's his name?
Schwab.
Schwab.
Let's see.
Dinner, you know, which I'm like, we all know each other.
I guess it's just an excuse to go out to dinner with everybody.
I don't want to be that guy, but I don't think I've ever seen that flavor of rain.
Yeah, I think it's new.
Let's put a pin in that.
I want it.
Yeah, it didn't go.
I mean, they're supportive, but there's,
like, what are we going to do, man?
You know?
It's like, what do you mean?
You guys be all right, you know?
Just take one of the best players off the team, leaving.
He's to figure it out.
You know that was going to, dude.
In the future, Shoho Tani's on their team,
and you just don't even know it.
Yeah.
And then they're going to compare stats to like Brennan's kid and the show he
Otani kid, you know?
Yeah, I won't be anywhere near close.
Or do you think that they are trying to, like,
let them down easy, like, what?
You mean you're gonna leave?
You know what I mean? Meanwhile, they're like, dude,
the cubbies open up. Are you gonna leave?
Yeah, we can finally take away the cubbies
or like give the cubbies back to the kids
or is as because Brennan has multiple
cookies. Or are they as redacted as
Brendan that are like going to dedicate a cubby to him?
Like nobody used this one. Well, dude.
He might show up on day.
Brendan is annoying as fuck, right?
Probably. And the grand scheme of things he's probably.
But in my mind, if I'm on a
team and Brendan Chauv is like, like my, or my kids are on the team and Brennan Chau's one of the day.
That's the happiest day of my life.
You know, I'm like, fucking Brennan Chauv's leaving?
Fuck.
He's hilarious.
And he's like, he wants to like go out and fucking go to, um, I don't know, fucking
buffalo wild wings with me.
I don't want him to leave.
He wanted to go get tacos and we went to get pizza and he folded it in half.
I love watching him eat.
It's hilarious.
He eats with his tongue first.
I have so few wins now.
tired. I'm a dad. I get nothing. But laughing at Brenner-Chryms, all I have.
Oh, let's see here. The next one is going to be posted by a rabid 0-2-3. Everything Papa touches turns to shit.
So I don't remember him talking about how USA's going to win. I'm sure he did, yeah. Let's see here.
Papa's hockey arc is incoming by Kabib time. This is.
Brendan Shoppost, Team Canada,
decided to boo the National Anthem,
fucked around with Team USA and found out
proud of the boys.
NFL and NBA All-Star slash Pro Bowl games
have completely fallen off
hockey coming in hot.
What's this?
NBA player, I can't play in the back-to-back
because my knee is a little sore.
NHL player.
I'm willing to die for my country in this exhibition.
I'm down for some hockey takes.
Guess what?
I don't care still.
Yeah.
Even my favorite podcast, it is what it is.
Cameron's like, yo, hockey's dope.
I like hockey.
And I'm just like fast forwarding.
I do not care for hockey.
I like hockey.
I like the idea of it.
When I watch it, I like it.
But I don't really know anything about it.
I'm down to go.
Let's go a hockey game, dude.
Yeah.
And I'm ducks.
I tried watching it on the TV.
And I'm like, I don't know what's happening, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I definitely don't know the rules.
Let's see here.
This one's
How do they fit in that thing?
In the ring.
Posted by Hyena OK 279.
TMZ exclusive live
Brendan Shop exposed
trespassing
Joe Rogan's Austin home
guards assumed he was one of them.
Big boy.
The big boy shirt.
I think that's face.
Oh, that really is.
It's close I get to.
to Navy SEALs by training.
It's that tofu Navy SEAL dog.
Oh, I don't get that.
I don't know, but I like
it just for that, that tofu Navy SEAL dog.
Some real Brennan language.
Is that a tough mutter?
Well, he's wearing the thing that says mutter on his head.
I assume it has something to do with that.
Mutter lies matter, it says?
What is it?
What if it said that?
Oh, National.
It looked like it said matter.
It's that tofu Navy SEAL dog.
I'm saying that.
Let's see here.
When you forget which sub you're in posted by
E-K-P-Y-R-T-I-C-E.
That's funny.
What the fuck is a narrative?
Let's see.
This is hilarious.
I did see this this week.
Posted by Clint Putter of Chips.
Worst commercially you've ever seen.
That's like such clickbait dude.
It's from Fighter and the Kid
and you see worst commercial ever seen.
I'm like, everyone around me, like one second, y'all.
and it's me watching this shit.
Let me put you on game real quick.
By the way,
he's back to that fucking voice, dude.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know if you notice that with this.
The doggam?
This is going to be like your best whiskey you've ever tried.
Oh,
Bricor, Joe Rogge, they like the whiskey.
Tony Henslips gay.
You imagine if you're like an alcohol sales rep
and you're like in a business?
So tell me what you got from you today.
And they start talking like,
that you're like to put your wallet as far back in your pocket as you could possibly
your checkbook is like no way and then you tell your staff like you start leaving and he's
like where you go in the homer simpson thing in real life you're just backing into the fucking
bush come on i'm gonna keep you busy my boys been talking about a product called athletic
i'm sorry to check it out my lord talked about a game changer first
off the Paxon, look at this thing.
Clean, simple, smooth.
This isn't your 90s
weed product all grungy, weird
looking now, man, and the taste?
I mean, the taste is the day.
Is Brennan doing weed?
I don't know. What are we doing here?
That's weed, right? T.H.C.
I think it's weed. He's talking about the taste.
Yeah. Interesting.
It's like a gourmet mitt. That's some weird.
weedy aftertaste, you get fresh breath.
That was definitely a insert.
I wonder what he said the first time around.
It performance driven.
Each athletic mint has two.
I mean, it's just like, it's a sitcom, dude.
This is like that part of the movie where they're like,
and how's Brendan been?
And then it shows this like the multiple raisings of the athletic.
Yeah, yeah.
No, this is amazing.
milligrams of THC.
This is microdosing.
So you don't feel onhinged out of control.
You don't feel unhinged.
Why give him this?
Why give him this dialogue?
This is like a mean thing to do to him almost
from the advertiser standpoint.
They're like, how can we put a giraffe in there?
We can't do.
We can't do that.
The people that made this were high.
The commercial guys took too much of the THC shit.
And they're like, dude, fucking make him say,
on hinge, bro.
And they're like Tony Hinchcloth voice.
Fuck, yeah.
They can't stop laughing and
Sean thinks he's killing it.
Exact energy.
I use it for everything.
Podcasting before a workout.
When I'm going to work on my trucks,
if I want to be dialed in.
They put the trucks.
He forced that in.
They didn't put that in.
Podcasting, everything.
Trucks.
Being a day.
Bad. T-ball practice.
Focus.
Talking to my mess again.
Oh, dude, I pray to God, he says mess again.
Oh, do that.
Hazard focus, athletic is my go-to.
Bottom line, this ain't your typical edible.
This is T-HC for real life.
So stay sharp, stay focused, stay on the grind.
Good Athletic.com.
Try them out.
You'll take me later.
These products, what are they doing?
I mean, I'm glad they do it.
I don't want them to stop, but why?
It's just like, I don't even know, dude.
If a fucking product starts and Brennan Shop doesn't promote it, doesn't really exist, dude.
Fair.
That's fair.
You know how they say like Shaq does too many commercials, like TV?
He's basically the shack of online crap that doesn't work.
Yeah.
That's like any company, it doesn't matter in any facet of what they do or what they sell.
but they always happen to be something that's like on its face bad for you right nicotine
THC um a thing that makes you not drunk they're all vices because the people that watch this
what do they suffer from vices.
Craetum.
Crate him.
Yo, yo, yo, Cratum.
Happy hippocratum.
Yeah, co-cratum's the theater.
Oh, fuck.
I thought I'm so dumb, dude.
I'm her dad.
Happy hippocratum is the one he holds.
So Yo Kratom is a theater?
Mm-hmm.
What is it?
Is it owned by a Kratom company?
I mean, I don't know.
I'm not Wikipedia, dog, but I just remember Yo Kratom is the theater they did the Skank Fest in.
Okay.
I can't wait until there's like a happy Hippo Kratom Stadium.
I could be wrong to.
No, I think maybe it's just a Yo Kratom is probably something that the Legion of Skanks promotes.
Oh, okay.
Let's see here.
But that's where he did his last stand-up, though, I think.
You'll create it.
One usual 440-60 posted this, real Texan.
Just trucked out Fort Worth Street.
I mean, you don't get more Texas than that.
Bapa. Let's see here.
Brian gets a ride home post if I heard both.
I'm excited about this.
Let's see.
Ride home from a gig.
And he was like, do you want to have sex?
And I said, no, I don't.
And then he's like, but I have a really big dick, though.
And I was like, that's not what I'm worried about.
And then he was like, here, I'll show you.
And then he took out his dick.
And it was definitely sexual harassment.
But it was also just a regular dick.
There was you.
Yeah, it was Brian.
Brian, that's facts.
Was that something, that wasn't something Brian.
posted, right?
No, no.
It probably was edited together by a cat,
but the only thing that makes me believe
Brian made this is because the audio
quality between both is like,
kind of just like somebody posting it.
Right. Yeah. No, they, yeah,
maybe they thought that out.
Cats are to work. No.
That's no, no, no, no. I'm just saying.
I'm saying shit to say shit.
Cats are at work. Let's see here.
This is posted by complacent,
exhausted. Togan leaves Austin bound bean dip.
What?
Out in the cold on a protect your neck invite.
And Sarah almost reveals that the emperor isn't wearing clothes.
We'll do another protect your neck and I'll bring you in the day early and we'll get you to the stem cell place.
Okay.
To well, no problem.
You just tell me when?
I plan to go my buddy Abe to Columbia in in June.
Come to Austin first.
Yeah.
Because we'll get it all gratis.
You'll get it for freeze for freezes.
I'll have ways to well hook you up
and then we'll do a protect
you net.
Let me know, man.
We got to do another one.
Those are fun.
Those are fun.
We do John Rallo,
Dean Thomas and Matt.
You know John Rallo?
He's fucking amazing.
He's the best.
John Rallo's the best.
We never met.
I know who he is.
I mean, that's like a normal thing to say
but when Brandon says it, it's fine.
He might have met.
He's the best.
John Rallo's the best.
He's funny, man.
He's a great guy.
When I was a fatty, I was up to 2.30 and I'm 5.6.
When you're, listen, if you got fat, you'd be like, oh, Brenton's a little husky.
I've been fat.
When you're at my height, I'm, pointing to Joe's true.
He's taller than me, though.
Dude, I met Joe.
He's taller than me, though.
I've been fat.
When you're at my height, I'm pointing to Joe, too.
He's taller than me, though.
Dude, I met Joe.
He's not that tall.
He's short as shit, right?
You got to make sure to say that Joe is tall.
than you.
But like every guest,
no matter how tall they are,
they should go on there and be like,
and first of all,
I just want to say like,
I don't know you're taller than me.
Dude,
I thought for sure you were short.
Shack.
I didn't know you were taller than me, Joe.
Please, please.
That me on the show again.
They shoot it in the way where it's like Joe's,
you're looking up at Joe and down on check.
Yow Ming.
I'm not doing it.
I was going to do the voice.
Let's see here.
This is posted by
Simple as tea. Heard both going after Brian this week.
If you're still struggling with consent, just imagine instead of initiating sex, you're making them a cup of tea.
You say, hey, would you like a cup of tea?
And they go, oh my God, I would love a cup of tea. Thank you.
Then you know they want a cup of tea.
If you say, hey, would you like a cup of tea?
And they're like, you know, I'm not really sure.
Then you can make them a cup of tea or not.
but be aware that they might not drink it.
And if they don't drink it, then...
Don't...
You gotta tell Brian not to make the tea, dude.
Yeah, yeah, you'd be very clear.
Don't make the tea, Brian.
Say you hate tea.
He's like, so if I ask them when they want sex,
they say, no, I take my pants off.
Oh, he's going to have tea.
And this is the important bit.
Don't make them drink it.
Just because you made it doesn't mean you're entitled to watch them drink it.
And if they say, no thank you.
you, then don't make them tea at all.
Just don't make them tea.
And if they're unconscious, don't make them tea.
Unconscious people don't want tea,
and they can't answer the question,
do you want tea?
Because they're unconscious.
If someone said yes to tea around your house last Saturday,
that doesn't mean they want you to make them tea all the time.
They don't want you to come around to their place unexpectedly
and make them tea and force them to drink it,
going,
but you wanted tea last week,
or to wake up to find you pouring tea.
down their throat going, but you wanted tea
last night? I mean, this is such a graphic.
Yeah, this is gone a little far.
I'm learning, but it's like pretty graphic.
If you can understand how completely ludicrous it is
to force people to have tea when they don't want tea
and you are able to understand when people don't want tea,
then how hard is it to understand when it comes to sex?
You know, it's making me realize how much I love tea.
Cause.
I get the analogy, talking about sex, B,
but if somebody made me tea,
I'm probably promiscuous, dude, when it comes to sex, huh?
If somebody makes me tea, I'll be like, I'm down to fuck.
That's what you take from this.
That's what Brennan would take from it, too.
The next time a baddie gives him teas and be like,
what's that?
No, she gave me tea.
I'm going to go to my truck.
Sick-ass tea, dude.
Let's see here.
That's a promotion.
This is posted by,
I think I did your...
Big shoots.
Brown door taking double L's on this week's
we might be drunk.
All right.
Why is it a working?
What the hell?
Why is it...
Let's see.
I ate a joke on a TV show once
and I got creamed online.
No, why?
I didn't know you did it already
and I did a similar thing.
That's fine.
I just want to...
Some...
Brennan Shob got attacked for that too.
Well, that's on you.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Cleaniest feature was done.
That was pretty funny.
That's not you.
It was pretty funny, Sam.
The best.
Doing nothing for three days,
how to show to pay for it.
Yeah,
we'd put on a bad special.
Put on a best show.
Just to shit on it.
I was like,
fine,
I want to hear these bad jokes.
Who are you watching?
I got this at the VU.
We can't say,
but yeah,
you know,
you know the culprits.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And just like,
it's fun.
I think I did your fajita joke.
I think I did your fajita joke.
Um,
They watched, which one do you think?
I feel like they watched, you might be surprised.
What is it called?
I think you'd be surprised.
It could be that or it could be read the room, Adam Ray.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It could be legend of Fluffy.
I think they did, because he said,
you got this, or I got this, he said.
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
I feel like it's a code word for, I think you may be surprised.
Yeah, I mean, that is so fun.
They have secret language for how that make fun of Shab.
The comedians, the 250.
That's how much Rogan's friends with Shab.
They had the speaking code around them.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like fucking, yeah.
They're under fucking, like a World War II regime.
All right.
This is posted by one usual 460.
Before OnlyFans, hashtag,
me twos and 300 pages.
Man. Oh, fuck. Look at Jay.
Yeah. Jay looks like
a fucking demon. To me,
in this picture, if I didn't
know any of these people, I said, who's the successful one?
I think I'd pick Jay.
I don't know. You don't think this fucking face
is successful, dude? Look at his mouth.
He looks like a hanger on.
But yeah, I don't know.
He's getting lip injections.
Why?
And cock injections, remember?
Pause.
Oh, yeah.
You got dick injections.
Stack that up a week.
You're toast.
I think so.
Let's see here.
That has been moved.
This is posted by Afi boy 37.
BC showcasing that work ethnic.
To UFC 313.
So that is no longer out there.
Hey, Mike, did you see that job called Dominic Cruz, the Jackie Robinson of MMA because of his footwork?
I'm not doing a bit.
I did not see this.
That's an actual quote.
Because he was an innovator with footwork that inspired Garbrand and Dillishaw.
I'm not doing a bit.
I like the music underneath it.
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
I was thinking more of like the Harriet Tubman, but he might be on to something here.
I'm so glad that we, this sport is blessed with these, these comments and takes from one.
Oh, that's GMO commentator.
Without the
Brendan Shaw, by the way.
Yes.
The guy who is
probably the best
at the GFL draft
for being honest,
he also does some game bread work.
I mean,
the guy is just all over the place.
So yeah,
I go watch Brennan's show
and get that take
because I might have to go back
and watch it just to hear that for my phone.
That's an incredible take.
I like how Brian just lets everyone deal with it.
He doesn't say anything
after telling you what happened.
He's just like...
He drops a bomb and then he's like,
and I'll deal with it.
Clean it up.
For a minute,
they're just like making noises
they don't want to make.
Yeah, he's a funny guy.
Let's see here.
This is the Slob,
Kendrick Beef,
posted by Confidence Search 8648.
I've been looking forward
to this clip all week.
Oh, sick.
I feel like we already watched this
last week?
No.
I don't know.
Let's see.
Kendrick Lamar.
I went back and read the lyrics.
I listened to his song,
especially the one again.
Drake.
Oh, waste of time.
Well, I know.
Right?
No waste time.
Because I'm not sure what he's saying, except for saying that Drake is a pedophile.
Yes.
Kendrick did a pop-up conference in LA.
In L.A., yes.
It was lit.
He brought together like the business and all the different neighborhoods and everybody was on stage just partying.
Really?
Singing all the songs he shit on Drake with?
Wow.
And they all at the same night going, minor.
God, dumb.
And then also it's rap.
And then when you see this guy that, you know, is doing this diss song, but he has dancers behind him,
I thought that was a little lame.
Yeah.
And also he's in bell bottoms.
Not to mention he's 5-1.
So he'll hurt.
Hey,
Must have gone on a piece.
How crazy is this beef?
Unreal.
On scathing, dude.
It just depends on what room he's in.
That's what basically you get from this.
It never ends.
Well,
this beef is going on.
Never.
He's like, never.
I'm forever.
You fuck with the wrong.
Yeah, that's the wrong guy.
Like a real street guy.
But, Dr.
Kendrick really doesn't have the cataloged
The whole West Coast
He has more credibility
I don't think Drake
I don't think Drake could do that in Toronto
No
You didn't like in his own
I don't know maybe
What's the beep originate from
What's the deal?
Where do we start?
This is a lot of things like
Minor
God dog
So he's in bell bottoms
Not to mention five room
When your energy
Is to be a constantly
Just attacking somebody
And being negative
And tearing somebody down
I've never actually
Ultimately seen it work out for people
but I'm not some moron who buys into your tough guy narrative,
but I don't give a fuck you're from Sacramento.
That is not our whole thing, Brian, fucking loser.
We say nice things about people that are good at what they do.
Half the show's positive, okay?
A lot of the reviews, check out the Patreon.
We say pretty nice things about Bill Burr,
Schenguellis, ever heard of them?
I mean, it's not important.
It's not a comparison.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ryan's fucking redacted.
You're giving into a redact right now.
So what are you?
I was reading in the comments and I'm glad you said something.
You were deep in the war right there, dude.
Let's see here.
When they fight, we defend.
Here we go.
I don't know if that's a shabbism.
Jesus Chrysler posted this one.
Joey, knock it off with the phone, George.
George.
Oh my God, dude.
No audio, but I'm going to just post my fight on IG in case anyone missed it.
Doing good things.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, he's just like, I'm so proud of him for losing that way.
He just looks nuts.
It is nuts.
We're good for him.
Yeah.
When they go low, we take athletic THC.
There we go.
It's athletic, well, spelled THC.
Posted by Mindless Net 821.
It's called I'm a shark in the truck industry.
Hmm.
Boom.
You ain't never seen a Hummer.
like this Operation Desert Stroke is complete.
Pause.
6.0 diesel power stroke engine swap and build trans.
First rig I've ever helped build from chassis to the engine.
The boys worked around the clock nonstop to pull it off.
For the first time in my life, I can say built not bought.
All right.
Yeah, good for you, Shab.
Always been a truck guy.
Dude, I've always wanted to hover.
No competition posted by Ryan Rudd 85.
Are these the P4P dumbest fighters of all time?
Pound for pound dumbest fighters the whole time.
Great picture.
In UFC subreddit.
That's a promotion.
Just a blue-collar truck guy posted by Embarrassed Bag 1107.
You know, well, you can't be into trucks and get your nails done.
It's so funny to take a picture, though.
Like, why?
Yeah.
Take a picture of me. It's hilarious. A big guy in the small chair.
How do I even fin that?
Let's see here. Thick boy couch for sale posted by Ascentius 15.
Yeah, I thought about it. Wow.
How is that? How do we know that's...
Oh, yeah, that's the poster.
Yeah, I mean, here's a thing. They probably suck.
Yeah. Those couches probably suck as.
Like, name the scent, dude.
Yeah. And they probably... Yeah, I agree. They probably smell bad.
They're for sure dirty.
I mean, Shob's not not spilling things, right?
No, I'm good.
Jay Dogg's not not cleaning it up, you know what I'm saying?
It's going to be a no for me, dog.
Yeah.
When I said, when I said,
this one's posted by complacent, exhausted,
Clint missed an edit,
but comes through in the clutch when Bapa uses the word product.
Why is it not letting me click right now, dude?
This is annoying.
I hate it on the computer when you try to go to the button
and it just jumps the button.
Freak, I was going to talk about some trans,
whole war, constantly sucked in pussy.
That's not trash.
A freak. That's too much.
Can we keep that in? I don't know.
Listen, hold on.
I believe the trans.
I'm saying this. If you look at the,
if you get down to the level of detail
versus like just the ideology of it all,
we do always need, and so does Europe,
needs immigration.
Obviously, you don't want
just an open border.
And the problem, though, is that
the irony is, I told you, when Trump
was making that wall.
The sinilon and chihuahua, I use one product, one product only.
That's black buffalo.
hilarious.
He's popping us in.
Yeah, man.
And so they, the only thing that they'll edit out is that then.
It just don't make sense.
I hate the fucking microphone on the hat thing is.
It just doesn't make sense.
You get no bass in your voice if you have it above the face.
Oh, man.
I bet they've told them that.
He's like, this looks cool.
No, no, I don't think, I don't think anyone there knows that, Daddy.
Okay, yeah, they're not good.
Nice of you to give them credit, though.
Not good producers.
Yeah, chin's too drunk.
Let's see.
Let's go.
So I was like, who?
Oh, dude, this is great.
Did you see this?
No, I miss this one.
M.J. Lenderman talks inspiration for his song,
Wrist Watch posted by What Are We Doing Here?
No clue who this guy is, but I'm going to check his music out now.
Oh, my God.
The cursors.
Really blogbuster right now there.
Here?
Who's going to be saying something like that?
or who would feel that way.
And I think I was thinking about like, like these comedy podcasts.
Like, there's one called The Fighter and the Kid with this guy, Brandon Schaub,
and he's like a failed comedian, failed UFC fighter, but still going for the money.
And like, so I was just kind of interested in that kind of character.
This is wristwatch from MJ Lenderman
Live for World Cafe
She's like, let's get out
I don't know if we can play this
We gotta talk to MJ
About it
Dude I never thought we'd see the day
Where a homeless cats
Started a band
I know, I've never seen anyone do songs
Like about this kind of stuff
All righty so let's see here
Yeah I don't know what's happening with the Wad
We should go on the road with MJ Lenterman
They're probably way more successful than we are
This is posted by Gold Cups.
If Joe would have let me in my next fight, I would have been UFC champion.
No doubt of my mind.
Things would have been different.
Uncle Rico.
Ever heard of him?
Gravity ain't.
This is posted by Thick Boy with Three Seas rapist trying his hand at some TikTok comedy.
Let's see here.
Real, it's density.
Yo, bro, please don't.
Oh, man.
Yo, please don't say anything weird around the 10 out of 10 huzz.
What?
I don't know.
Gravity ain't real.
It's density.
this paper
when it drops it's because it's more dense
than the air around it
not because of some magical thing called gravity
there is no proof of gravity
brother there's a
well thanks Moses
okay so that was the post then
oh
that was the original post and then
heard both has been posting
different versions of that
you know what I say about that it's like
people that focus on like trying to tear someone down.
Like I'd never seen that workout for anybody, you know.
Yeah.
Moses is going to make it further than that guy.
Who was that guy's name?
I don't even know.
Something, something consent.
Let's see here.
If you measure top.
Oh, PBD, dude.
Celebrating Brendan's imminent hockey arc,
Bren dead once totally dismissed hockey as a global sport
because they're all wide.
Oh, yeah, I remember this one.
Posted by Top Foundation.
6331.
If you measure toughness, what sport would you say produces the toughest guys?
Hockey.
It's not even a question.
Hockey.
Four sports.
Go NFL, NHL, NBA, go from the toughest to the least toughest.
NBA's least.
The least.
Yeah.
They're divas, yeah.
Because they're pedigree, like when they're like 13, you know, they're getting
lameboes and shit.
They've been written ever.
They're not tough.
NFL's pretty tough.
NFL's pretty tough.
Ahead of NHL?
Here's why NHL doesn't count.
They're all white guys.
Okay?
It's like,
like,
white guys are missing teeth,
though.
I mean,
that's like,
I know,
but they're on ice
and they're in Canada.
That's all there's to do.
And also it's not a worldwide sport.
You're allowed to have a boxing match in the middle of your freaking game.
Time out.
You just,
you just said the NHL's not a worldwide sport,
but the NFL and the NBA are?
No.
Well,
NBA.
Use it as a piece of argument that it's not a worldwide sport.
And literally nobody plays football other than Americans.
I mean,
the fucking all those countries play against each other
when the Olympics or whatever
they play rugby
is for sure
half the people in the NHL got nothing but
consonants in their name they all come from Nordic countries
what are you talking about
Sweden Sweden
and watch up you're about
you're about a lot of Nordic hate there Brendan
oh no I don't want that
the NHs
the point is they're all white
you know what I'm saying
what do you mean by that what do you mean when you say they're all white
it's tough because if you look at basketball
it gets a goal
He's like, because I'm not scared of white people.
I'm scared of black people, dude.
Yeah, he's like, you know what I mean.
Come on.
He went to a restaurant and fucking, uh, uh, Englewood.
You don't like stop or whatever the fuck.
He's like PBD.
We eat.
Soccer's global.
Padrig.
That's a world.
Fighting's a global sport.
So you're getting the best of the very best.
In the NHL, as soon as black guys are like, what the, does this appear skates?
They're fucked.
All those European and white guys are,
I have breaking news.
That's not happening anytime soon.
Well, never say never.
Okay.
We'll see.
He's just like so scared.
Even he's scared of what he's saying.
Look at him.
He's like, I heard other people say this and I'm saying it now.
Oh, fuck.
Let's see here.
He's heard kids talk about that at the coffee ring.
Or the coffee ring.
God damn it, the hockey rink.
That does sound like somewhere he'd be though.
Like the coffee rink, like a rink where you drink coffee.
I don't know what's happening with the computer.
here. All right.
This is posted by Embarrassed Bag 1107.
Definitely talk about Mexican. We just move past that.
That's so awful.
Fuck around. When stupid.
Play stupid games.
This is posted by
Clint Pooler of Chips.
Fug around and win stupid prizes be.
That's so awful. Fuck around.
When stupid. Play stupid games with stupid prizes.
You can't.
Oh, man.
That's so awful.
Well, fuck around.
When stupid.
Play stupid games when stupid prizes.
Oh, you didn't want to do it.
He couldn't help him.
I was like, pop in the middle of one.
Look at his face.
He's scared.
He's got a plastic surgery face a little bit here too, I think.
It's just those lips, dude.
Yeah.
Why?
I can't.
Oh, man.
That's so awful.
Well, fuck around when stupid,
play stupid games with stupid prizes.
Fuck around.
I'm not going to do that.
Stupid games when stupid prizes.
Yeah.
that's such a trip.
Why would you get your lips done?
Yeah, it takes,
it kind of like,
that's the only thing
I can really focus on in the clip.
He looks like one of those
ladies that has all the shit on their face.
It's like he's trying to get DSLs, dude.
That's what he's looking to get.
Yeah, I mean, that's what it looks like.
You're right.
Can't lie, I'm not going to sugarcoat it for you.
Texas Fit posted by Icy Foundant 8441.
Okay.
When Bapa thinks him in tow will be like when he goes to Texas, a Nigerian lawyer.
Posted that one.
Okay.
Kendrick isn't an artist.
This is artsy, Chin Sui.
They never wanted me until I came up.
Is this a song?
Hopefully it doesn't get cut out.
Let's see what I have.
I'm just trying to take you out and show you off.
Looking like you start out of a movie.
I know you're other map, which you do help.
I'm trying to put you.
You're on the tall floor
We're on a tall floor
We're on a redcaptuino's in the San Loren store
Yeah
Once I get you up, then proud is guaranteed
To have you dancing with the table now
Foot up on the pedal now
Different color diamonds and they're dancing in the bezel
My new girl a rebel now
She'd be dressing flying looking stylish
First class we rockin' am mileage
Right behind the pilot
In and out the city who's secure
I'm so sick of being modest
She light of highs, what's happening here?
30,000 feet up in the sky.
Black SUVs when we put...
You never wanted me until I came up.
I never wanted me until I came up.
I guess you these...
What's happening?
What is he?
Yeah.
You know you got what I need.
You're in New Celine.
Yeah.
Oh, black SUVs.
I put all my mind.
What's the motive?
We don't want no more flash and lies.
I'm no more.
rest in piece of piece of my song
I guess you be
All right so hopefully that doesn't get cut out
Yeah
I hope it doesn't get cut out
But yeah
We just watch the whole thing
I'm gonna say
Trash but
Yeah yeah
You're gonna definitely Shazam it later
But
I will say it's the most artistic song
They've made for sure
Oh yeah you think so?
Yeah
Why do you say that?
The visuals
Also mixed with the
The lyrics
and because there's nothing about shop.
They're just talking about themselves.
And like just the way it sounds.
Like the sound of the...
The instrumentation is kind of the same as everything else,
but the way they're singing, you know,
sounds pretty cool.
Yeah, definitely the most effort, I think,
they put into something.
Cool compared to their other stuff.
I don't want to...
I said trash to begin this whole thing.
Sorry.
Yeah, it's just...
It's so empty, right?
It's like...
Because up until this point,
I've kind of, I've enjoyed.
And even this is fine.
But it's just, it's like everything else.
Black USB when we roll up.
And then like it has, it has that same,
whatever the thing is that.
Thick boy nation, thick boy squad when we pull up.
The synthesizer or the AI, whatever it is,
it's like the same as everything else.
It's kind of, is Drake-ish in a way?
It's a little bit of Drake going on there.
And their whole thing is what,
that they have a lot of money
and they go into the club
and they pour drinks
for skinny women.
You gotta see it to believe it, dude.
I like how they're flying.
Yeah, that's...
Black SUV when we pull up.
It's more cohesive
than their other stuff.
The other stuff just seems like they're like,
dude, I want to make music,
but I'm drunk as fuck right now.
They probably took a week off drinking
and wrote some lyrics, you know what I mean?
I'm friends with Brandon Shop and I do this.
And then the chin's like AI guys like
way better shape than he is.
I like that. That's funny.
He gets lips injections on the weekend.
Rubbing tug before every show he does again.
But Jim, when you went to...
This one's posted by Complacent Exhausted.
We're further down the road to the Texas arc.
Let's see.
Texas, was it Dallas?
No, it's central Texas.
So a temple belton.
Oh, wow.
That's like proper.
We lived in a basically like a trailer home for a while.
Because my parents also, they came...
Texas not speaking English.
Are you excited to go back to the motherland?
If it's 100% sure, let me know, then of course.
That would be the only other place I would want to go to.
Jim, that's 100%.
Listen.
Okay, but when is it going to happen?
We both bought houses.
When is it going to happen, though?
You bought houses?
We both have houses.
Mother of heaven.
Yeah.
What do you think was happening?
No, no, no.
But then you didn't, we'll talk about it afterwards.
Yeah.
Give you a time table.
That's next week.
Damn you, you probably.
No, there's no way.
It's Friday.
No.
live on the show you find out you're moving to another state
Jesus Christ dude I'm like I didn't tell you're out of this but we're going to
Wisconsin Wisconsin I'll be so down for Wisconsin dude I love Wisconsin
great state never been never been I've been inside of it somehow let's see here
there's a post from smash jean smash in gin layoff bapa tonight
he's a long life USA
Hoggy fan B.
All right. Let's see what else we got here.
Paying for bot comments on a channel with under 10K subs is just sad B.
Close by Joe Chilly 5139.
Yeah.
That means we can't trust any of these 35s anymore.
Yeah.
No chance.
That's real.
Yeah.
Good time, bro.
Let's see here.
It's funny though.
Yeah.
Busy middle 8108 just when I thought Bapa couldn't be more redacted.
He has a Bitcoin.
Oh, fuck.
Let's see here.
it's a clean beautiful city
it's a good time yeah
all right
well
um
what nationality do you think you see the most in
two what two nationalities do you think
you see the most
Native American American
there is a lot of first nation people
yeah
but no
I like that but besides that
I like that but besides that
give me what else
Scottish nobleman well
I mean not far away but Milwaukee is
predominantly black
Okay.
But what would the nationality be?
White.
No.
There's a nationality.
Well, we're all Americans.
There's an immigrant.
There's a certain group of immigrants you see a lot of.
It's interesting.
Oh, are they getting a bunch of the illegal immigrants from Venezuela?
They're not illegal.
They're not illegal.
They're actually, so you see a lot of Ethiopians and Somalis.
Those poor Somalis.
A lot of Somalis.
They go from just that tropical climate to that.
tropical climate
oh man
I mean there's only so much you could say
yeah I got nothing for that one
but it is funny
let's see what else we got here
scam is posted by typical plankton
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Brendan eats his boogers
then washes it down with the diet coat
let me tell you
my god
unscath
I had the same Bitcoin scam offer to me
It was like 200, 200,000,
and I was saying,
I'm not going to scam my fans.
I don't need money that bad.
But that's what Chamey have did.
So, yeah, Chamey, you can fight.
You can fight.
You got a beard,
but let history record it as.
You have a beard.
You, sir, all right.
You fled a country.
You went back and you got buddy, buddy with a dictator,
and you fled again.
Doesn't matter how good of a fighter you are.
You are and will all...
Yep.
Yeah.
I think that's what happened for sure.
And, you know, that's gross.
That's gross.
I mean, why, why, why, what would you?
Why always have a camera in front of you, dude?
That's true.
Eventually you're going to fuck up.
Even if you're somebody who's perfect otherwise, like, you know?
Yeah.
I mean, that's the only time I ever seen him do something nasty.
Especially with eating.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like normally very careful.
Yeah.
Let's see here.
This is posted by a particular mine, 259.
don't matter. Nice.
What? Donnie, you are
out of your element posted by
Dandy Kaufman too.
Here, I'm going to put chocolate syrup on my nymphs.
Donnie, no. We've talked about this.
Mickey Rourke has had some work done, poor guy.
Oh, yeah. Look at Mickey Rourke. No, no.
What did he do to himself? No, we've been
over that. He talks to dogs.
It is funny. Like,
I mean, I will say to our dogs sometimes like, hey,
you know, stop that. And like, every time,
But he's like, we've had a discussion.
He's almost more eloquent now
when he's talking about something as ridiculous
as like telling his dog to not bark.
Donnie, I've said this before.
It's a dog.
The dog's like, man, Brendan's so smart.
Let's see.
We've been over that.
Oof.
Yeah.
All of them up there.
Vanity, dude.
Fillers.
Oh, God.
Can you imagine?
You wouldn't be able to take yourself serious.
Your girl's like,
Hey, do you mind dressing up as a construction worker?
I'd like, okay.
Dude, I wouldn't get out of the bathroom without laughing.
Like, there's no boner.
No, there's no boner.
I'd be like, this is stupid.
Can we just?
Zero boner.
No.
Okay, we gotta get him out.
Yeah, get them out.
Kick him out.
Oh, Mickey.
What are you doing?
What are you doing to yourself?
Chin, can you take that off?
He's joking out the dog.
It's over it.
What's up?
Can you take Mickey Rourke off so Brian quits focus on it?
What happens?
You've been on the show way too long.
Damn.
Donnie said, fuck your wires.
Literally just stunk.
I like that little dog.
That dog's kind of fierce.
Yeah, he thinks he's a cane horse.
He's going to find out.
He's not.
There's a lot of people out there who like...
That's his...
That's his foreshadowing of getting rid of the dog.
Yeah.
When I give him back to the pound.
He did not like the fucking talk about Mickey Rourke.
Mm-hmm.
Wonder why.
Lip filler.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Wow.
Dude, that's a great pull by you right there, dude.
Wow.
Yeah, it's, it's in your face.
It's like very aggressively in your face.
Do you think he regrets it or he keeps going back, huh?
You know, part of me is like, does he even remember doing it?
He might not even be lying.
He forgot.
Let's see.
All right.
Let's go one more.
This is supposed to my air pumper, Bapa.
that's Lawrence Fishburn.
Yep. Let's see here.
Bapa punching the air right now,
posts by Blue,
big blue trecker.
It looks like stand up on the spot.
Listen, I want to get a clip, though.
Yeah.
This is post, that's a promotion.
Hot Chip detains Korean citizen
took a 1938 colorized.
Kimbo sliced his chicken pose of that one.
Well, Henry be cool, man.
How to Thick Boy Go post by one usual 4460.
Wow.
He was on Thickboy Fight Club.
What the hell?
What the hell?
He couldn't have made the bike load, though.
Oh my God.
Thick gang.
Wait a minute.
That's not the same thing, right?
There's two Cs.
Oh.
I'm not dumb.
Yeah.
That's not facts.
Yeah.
Let's see here.
Three Cs found a thicky out in the wild.
Yeah, dude.
That's my car.
Ray Rex 91.
Over under on it being a baddie.
100%, dude.
think boy production
last
cited in the wild
I saw that yeah
Post by Hinch doll
What was a clip
It's a guy talking about like
I forget
Oh
The rights on like watching and reacting to a video
Oh
Let's see here
Nick boy productions
Versus Swindell
That's a citation
Okay
Factor one favorite fair use
Because reaction videos
used the copyrighted works to criticize or comment upon them
rather than to supersede the work's original objects.
Yeah, see, if you guys want to talk about shit with us,
talk to our lawyer, white hair guy.
That's our lawyer right there.
He's a monster.
Legolas got us on fucking lock, dude.
Yeah, Legolas has 500 pages of evidence behind us, dog.
Oh, new quick note, Lego the stage of our lives.
God, dog, what's the fucking guy?
What's the dude that WikiLeaks guy?
Julian Assange.
Julian Assange got our bag, dog.
You want to step up?
Jeez.
No, then these nuts on your chin, dog.
All right, that's it for us here, dude.
See you next week.
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