10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub HATES WHEN COMEDIANS ARE HAPPY! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #130

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

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fund because I've just been recently diagnosed with that. So donate to the Noggy King. Gerardo? How's it going? Pretty good. Yeah. Okay, good, good, good. But that's not where they're here. They don't care about me, dude. I got my kibbutz take on, daddy. What's up? I mean, we don't usually wear merch on this show, but we thought, you know. Yeah, well, special occasion. You're a truck guy. So anyways, that's not where they're here, though. I got my kibbutz take on, daddy. What's up? We don't usually wear merch on this show, but we

thought, you know. Yeah, well, special occasion. You're a truck guy. So anyways, that's not why they're here, though. They're here to watch Tim as a shop. So start the timer. Play the chain clip. Alrighty. I will say it's the first time in a long time on Chang's where there's not a post in the last week that got upwards of a thousand likes.

I don't know if that's strange tidings or what, but... Guys, what are we doing? People working hard in the kitchen, they need appreciation. I don't know if that's a strange tidings or what, but guys, what are we doing? People working hard in the kitchen. They need appreciation. So we'll see what that, if it's a due to Brendan getting smarter or Chang's getting, I don't know what's,

more redacted. Yeah. But that's the thing is like, you know, they're what we always use. You're the one who says, let's look at what they're working with. Shot.

True. It's hard to make brilliance out of shots. So even a slow week might mean that he's just more dumb, right? How can he get more dumb? I don't even know, dude. We'll figure it out. This one's called The Curse Continues, posted by Haphazard. Let's see here.

I've never had better food than Biloxi, Mississippi. What? Seafood. Keep going. Yeah. I thought Denver was the best, right? Denver's the best barbecue. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, got was the best, right? Denver is the best barbecue. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

Lexi, Mississippi is the best. In yellow shoes. Let's hear his justification. I dare you to wear those in a small town, dude. But dude, it's called Mary Mahoney's. Everyone told me to go there. Mary Mahoney's. This guy comes up, goes, gentlemen, what are we having?

And I said, what's the best kind of steak you guys have? Old French house. Oh, well, here we go. Listen to this. This old dude goes, now, why would y'all, clearly not from here, why would y'all come all the way to Biloxi, Mississippi, and order steak? You know how stupid that is? I was like, excuse me?

He's like, we do seafood here. You can get steak anywhere, son. And I said, okay, well, what should we have? He's like, I'll tell you what you have i'm gonna tell you you know what just leave it up to me i'm like dude i'm a grown man i go uh well how long you been working here man before i let you just order my food he goes well gee son good question uh let me think about it 61 years now and then my mother before 61 years my mother before that owns the i think that there's so much going on in this clip, man. But I think Schaub, when he said, listen to this,

is his way of saying shut the fuck up. And it's funny because that's a Southern thing. You know, bless your heart. They have all those phrases that mean something else. Schaub's like picking up on that. A totally made-up story. Didn't happen. Didn't count.

No chances happened. It is interesting. I don't know a lot about Mississippi, but it's funny that I'm going to believe him there that it's a seafood place. It'd be very funny if it's not. How often do you think he says to himself, I'm a grown man?

It's something he has to remind himself. It's one of the things they teach him in his CTE class. You're a grown man. Say it. Say it with your chest. I'm a grown man. One second. Let me check my Kobe really quick.

He's so stupid. Place, and then her granddaddy say it. Yeah. Say it with your chest. I'm a grown man. One second. Let me check my Kobe really quick. He's so stupid. Place, and then her granddaddy owned it. He goes, oh, you're the owner. He goes, I'm the owner. It happened today for two of the three defendants pleading guilty to passing off imported seafood as local catch at Mary Mahoney's restaurant. The corporation Mary Mahoney's Old French House Incorporated

must pay a $149,000 fine. Earlier this year, when pleading guilty to federal fraud charges, the restaurant agreed to pay $1.35 million in restitution. Co-owner Andrew Satanovich will serve four months home confinement and three years probation. Zatanovich will have to pay a $10,000 fine. Is that like the biggest... Peach's Delight. God damn it, I missed it. Is that like the biggest offense you could do in seafood? It sounds like it.

I don't even know what the offense is. What was the offense? From my understanding, we'll go back to it, but from what I understand is they were saying that it was caught locally, but they were bringing it in from abroad. This is funny because... Okay, the hacky joke. Do you know what the hacky joke is here? Illegal seafood.

Because illegal seafood is like that. What is this illegal seafood? What are we doing here? I ate fish illegally. We got a seafood problem, y'all. We'll see. What happened today for two of the three defendants pleading guilty to passing off imported seafood

as local catch? Imported seafood as local. Yeah, so it guilty to passing off imported seafood as local catch. Imported seafood as local. Yeah, so it's not local. Imported as local. Dude, restaurants do shit. I didn't know that was illegal, but I remember there used to be this Italian spot. They were like, we make everything homemade here. And now, whatchamacallit, Beverly Hills.

But I knew somebody that worked there. They were like, we fucking, it's all in the freezer, dude. They don't make it. Is that illegal? That guy could have gotten fucked. Peaches, dude. They don't make it. Is that illegal? That guy could have gotten fucked. Peaches. Delight. Delight.

Delight. Best food I've ever had? Biloxi, Mississippi. It's the Peaches Delight. So the curse continues, but has there been other cases where he's shut down a whole restaurant? I don't know.

This might be the first restaurant he shut down, but he's constantly dooming fighters to losing. Wow, dude. Well, shout out to Mahoney's or whatever the fuck that place was called. Yeah, I probably won't be going there. They're liars. Mary Mahoney's. Is that what it was called? That's a weird name. It's an Irish seafood place, I guess.

Irish seafood, huh? Let's see what this one is. It's posted by CJK610. It's called The Downfall of T-Fat K Numbers Guy. So highest viewed episodes from 2017 to 2024. And there's a nice little chart that goes with it, as you can see here.

It went from 2.3 to 3.6 to 3.9 to 647, 450, 356, 171, 165. It's crazy how it's progressively gone down. Yeah. I mean, even as not a numbers guy, I can see that. It's under his feet at this point.

It used to be as tall as him. Yeah. Well, halfway up. Or halfway up. It was never as tall, yeah. I like how they have six mil up here for no reason whatsoever. Just to show you that it didn't do that. By the way, we've never hit six mil.

Even in its heyday. Wow. What's your takeaway here, dude? I mean, that's facts. That's facts. It's just the show is not doing as well. And part of it is just, I think it's gotten a little more redacted and people don't want to see just stuff about him

talking about T-Ball and Black Rhino coffee or whatever. I'm not going to hold it against you, B, because I know you're not really a numbers guy. No. But you can't read between the lines, can you? No, I can't. Do you know what this means right here right there that's a dip shadow band oh fuck you're right so i forgot about that

easily explained yeah youtube did this it's not their fault yeah uh let's see what else is happening over here dude uh this is imagine going back in time to show this guy his career in 2024 posted by VMC92. And it's just, oh, my bad. I didn't show the whole thing, but this is him at E. I wonder what his reaction would be to like, hey, you're going to have a show with Brian Callen. Or maybe you already had one at this point. But the show is not going to be as big as it once was. But you do have a truck show that takes you a year to make

um you do have a lot of you give away trucks which is your favorite thing now your favorite thing now is trucks he's like what he doesn't even own a truck at this point he's like what what what he does his trucks yeah i'm sure He's in an electric car. He's like, oh, yeah. He's like, what? I'm not driving a Tesla. What? Or he just knows because he's so smart. He's like, called it. Called it. He could go so many.

Look at that tie, dude. Honestly, I kind of want that tie. I don't think it's a bad tie. I do think the fire thing is a- I was about to say, I want the handkerchief. You like the fire? Yeah, dude. Yeah, maybe I like the fire thing, honestly I was about to say, I want the handkerchief. You like, you like the fire. Yeah, dude.

Yeah. Maybe I like the fire thing. Honestly. I don't know. I'm always, I always go both ways. Pause. I mean,

it's not, this is actually kind of, I think, I think it's pretty good. Look, it's a good look. Well, what I'm,

my takeaway is, is that, uh, you know, people usually go to diet E, you know what I mean? Oh yeah. That's when their career.

Yeah. Joan rivers. You know what I mean? Uh, who else? I don't know. Mario Lopez. I feel like he's an E guy, you know? Okay. Uh, cool story, bro. But it can go the other way too. I mean, that guy, his career is kind of, Mario's kind of like, you know, it's a way to extend his career, but there are people that started there too. Like the fucking dude, the famous actor. Um, can't remember his name right now. Yeah, oh, we made it real far, huh? Craig something or other. He's in all this shit.

He started at E. And then Hefron, also can't remember his name, the talk-suit people. Basically, the talk-suit people is usually an upward trajectory, except for the last person. I won't say her name, but that was a downward trajectory.

Yeah, I think my argument might have a stronger standing here. I think I was wrong. I just did a Schaub thing. Joel McHale? You know what I mean? Wasn't he at E? Yeah, actually that's against your argument because he went up. Fuck Joel McHale. He's a terrible person.

What did he go into after E, dude? What, dude? He started at E and then went to Community and Movies and TV. And annoyed everyone. Dude, nobody liked him. What? I like Joel McHale. Really? Be cool, dude. He like, he started at E and then went to like community and movies and TV. And annoyed everyone, dude. Nobody liked him. What? I like Joel McHale. Really? Be cool, dude. Wow. Dude, community rules. What are you talking about? What are we doing here? Fucking blockbuster. Community sucks. What? All right. You're going to get a lot of hate for that. I'm just going further now. I don't give a fuck, dude. It's like, I really, I hated Gerardo, but after he said community, now I really have a problem.

Deez Maggetto. Let's see here. Haphazard posted this one. Let the hate flow through you. I'm assuming it's about Kree. This sounds good, dude. Let's see. I was on stage in fucking, by the way, I have a bunch of YouTube stand up.

I just threw it on there on my channel. Nobody's ever done that. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, I know. No, I know. That was funny. I know you interrupted him and his rude and all that, but that was funny. But I have a bunch.

I just keep pumping shit out because I just keep fucking having so much fun. I'll tell you this, man. I'm having so much fun on stage now. Were you not having fun before? No, no, no. I was. I was. I always was, but... I was fucking. You go through ups and downs, but like...

Nah, I don't even understand it. I'm out. I'm voting over here. A lot of little things like that, but it's interesting. Like all that added up. But I'm glad you're having a good time.. But I'm glad you're having a good time. Yeah, I'm glad you're having a good time. But I think that that's, again... It kind of annoys me when comics say that, but I'm glad you're having a good time. No, no. Really? Why?

I don't know. Because I hear it so much. Wait, hold on. You hear what so much? I'm having so much fun on stage right now. Really? Yeah. Bro. This is a cringe-ass dude yeah and also just that he's sliding into the sort of like his body posture is of someone who's almost about to leave

like oh i got all right see you guys later dude like a call i'd rather you not talk to me if i'm behind you and your arms are crossed you know what i mean don't be like this be like yeah yeah that's a great point that is a weird like way to communicate the shit like if i were to do the show like this even though the shit's over there i mean yeah dude you're right great clip man um yeah yeah yeah yeah blog buster yeah right and he's wearing a drive fast log ass shirt if it'd be funny if he's so stupid that the logo was on the back or something. Like he turned to a way that the camera can't see the logo. He's like hyping his own merch constantly. Yeah, dude.

That's kind of, if we ever get merch, we probably shouldn't do that. Right. I mean, I would probably do it once at least. I'll probably do it every show. If we get merch, I want people to buy it. Speaking of which, I have got to go restroom. Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah. Me too, dude. Can I as a cool if I go with you? I mean, sure.

Probably, right? We usually do. Alright. You got this, right, Bert? Alright, we'll be back. Sorry, dude. I just drank a big gulp. Nah, that's the sink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I get a banana? Really? Yeah.

Yeah, but I never... Mainly the ones on like Jimmy Campbell or something. I'll see a snippet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I'm on so much foreign stage right now. It's different. It's different. It's different for you. I know what you're saying.

I'm not saying... No, no, no. I know you're not saying that about me. I feel like... Hold on, real quick. It's either that or... Real quick. Just listen to this real quick.

Both shut the fuck up. I like how Eric was going to cook right there, too. Real quick, it's either that or, dude, my material right now, I'm getting ready for this hour. It's never been better. Oh, no, yeah. Well, that's...

Good. Let the hate flow through you. Let the hate flow through you. i'm gonna be real right now dude you know what i hate in the studio dude well this fucking table dude oh yeah the table sucks this table sucks so good oh the drinks fell off the table and the fucking ducks and hawk fell off good oh it it it looks like it's gonna to fall over if you move half an inch. Good. It exploded on both sides.

Good. Brendan said that he was going to change the rain thing, and then he didn't. Good. I mean, that's a terrible table. Yeah. Let me tell you this, though. What was that?

What was that? Hold on a second. No, I switched what I think now. After watching the full clip, could correct me if i'm wrong hap but i kind of feel like he's saying that it's good that um what boppa is like starting to be like fuck that comedy shit and like point out issues with it and like go in our lane right like and they're saying it's entertaining to watch him hate on it to some extent i might be wrong there no dude it's not not. But the thing is,

you know when something's entertaining. You know what I mean? Right? Sure. When you're watching, you're like, oh, you got that little fucking, you know,

climactic feeling inside of you and shit, dog, you know? Yeah. I don't feel that when I see Papa do that. I just see him fail at stand-up and talking shit about it now. Yeah.

So I think the beginning is definitely that. Like, why would you be mad that someone's like, I'm having so much fun. Yeah, dude. But the second part where they're like, my specials. Actually, you know what?

I wouldn't be mad about that either. If someone's like, this is the best material ever. And they're my friend. I'd be like, oh, that's cool. Sick. I'm not jealous. No, I'd be happy about that. Yeah, dude.

I think it's blockbuster because he's, he's, dude, he's a Joe Roganite. You can't be like, I hate when comics are like, I love stand-up right now dude yeah that's that's a good point because that's what rogan does yeah so you i'm glad you're here dude if you weren't here to explain almost everything about the show to me i wouldn't even be able to like i just wouldn't get it get it i don't i don't get how the emojis always pop up because you're a weirdo and you press the emoji button you fucking loser what button is the emoji yeah i'm sure you don't know what that's your narrative you don't know what the emoji button is but you press it every time oops i press the emoji button again oops just a little gerardo making a mistake yeah whatever i like how alert is your biggest

used emoji without the boner uh this one's posted by Bent Out of Shapes. It's called, Papato has no idea who Cormac McCarthy is. Talking to Josh Brolin about no country for old men. Ever read him, dude? Oh, yeah. Which is how it was written in the book, Cormac. And I got to know Cormac really well. I was with Cormac the night before he died.

Oh, no kidding. Wow. So, and I asked him. That guy could fucking write. Fuck, dude. Some of the greatest writing. I could fucking write fuck dude some of the greatest writing American writing ever yeah

in the history of this country there was something about his writing it was like Jesus Christ that's another one of those guys

artists it does sound like he doesn't know yeah man he was some would say he was the best he would write he wrote the best. He would write.

He wrote the shit out of that book. You're like, Green Eggs and Ham do fucking sick. Dude, he was different. Yeah, he was different. I would ask him about his writing. He didn't want to talk about it ever. And then finally he got mad at me one day, and he was like, I don't fucking know, man.

I just sit down with the typewriter, and it comes. Like, what do you want me to tell you? Wow. I was like, I don't fucking know, man. I just sit down with the typewriter and it comes. Like, what do you want me to tell you? Wow. I was like, all right, man. Fucking 87 years old. Relax. But he could write. I mean, he had some.

He was tapped into. And talk about a guy who just like, you were like the muse. And do you have a special place? And do you have this thing that? No. Just sits down and writes. The bed that he was on it was me his ex-wife his

son and Cormac that last night wow t-ball practice I mean that makes no sense because you said bed but yeah I was gonna say did he snap and he passed away uh Thanos oh he's Thanos

you didn't know that Cormac Josh Brolin is thin oh fuck dude how did i that went god damn it that flew over your head like a hot i'm rogan dude that's another thing i'm right i didn't even know it was cormac this whole time i've been saying cormac i'm shop dude i'm shop and Rogan in this clip. Good. Always at the edge of his bed was that typewriter that he used for 25, 30 years to write all those novels. And then he had one before that that was exactly the same. But that typewriter was on an old piece of wood

at the foot of his bed. Wow. And even at the end- Josh Brolin is like Thanos and he's like, I'm going to snap and everyone with a brain will disappear and I'm still here. I'm like, what?

What? What? It's you and Brendan Schaub when he kills you. Dude, do you want to address that you're doing the Schaub bit?

Oh yeah, I did it last episode too. Oh, I didn't even notice. Yeah. And I'm also throwing him around the studio. Yeah. Do you get any, we get any comments about that? No, I don't think so. All Oh, I didn't even notice. Yeah. And I'm also throwing them around the studio. Yeah.

Do we get any comments about that? No, I don't think so. All right, well, I'm sorry. People are congratulating me on quitting vaping, you know? You know what I'm saying, dude? That's very good. I'll start tomorrow. Let's see.

Wow. Get it out. It's cool. Yeah, there's rare humans like that that have that thing. Yeah. Yeah. They just tap into it. And they tap into it and they just keep going.

They get on that path and they just keep going. It just keeps getting better. Just get better at it. It is funny to see it in a lens that he knows nothing about Cormac McCarthy, but he probably does, right? Probably. I mean, I'm always surprised by someone lying like that. Why lie about that?

Very easy to be like, I've never read a by someone lying like that. Like why lie about that? Very easy to be like, I've never read a Cormac McCarthy book or Cormac McCarthy book. Yeah. He was a human. He lived. And Rogan seems like they, I mean, I've read some of the books,

but Rogan also seems like a kind of guy that would be like, I have to read at least one because I'm a man. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I'm reading the comments here. There's something about his writing that's like jesus christ that was ben out of shape's uh comment there all right

let's see what else we got here dude um haphazard posted this one it's called there's been enough horrible specials and people that shouldn't have been famous oh Who do you think says it? Name in the waters. Like, I guess Brennan, yeah. Even though he's like not. That's hilarious. He has no idea. But it looks like it's suggesting Eric said it. And it's the one time I'll believe him because he knows a thing or two about that, right? Oh, yeah.

I know I'm funny. I'm hilarious. Yeah. Okay? Yeah. But it's like, and I realize like that's not the thing that they want to take and put on television. Right.

Or give specials to. Whatever it is. It's got to be some weird narrative now. I think it's going to come back, though. It might. I think there's been enough horrible specials and people that probably should have been famous. They don't want to offend anybody because we became the don't offend people culture. We're so worried about offending everybody.

There shouldn't be a place for it in comedy. Not at all. But what I'm saying is, anyways, what I was originally saying. Who is he talking about? I wonder, man. I hope it's not our girl.

I'll be pissed. Well, his boy, Sam Tripoli, just dropped a special and it was not good. Yeah, true. Check out the Patreon for that. That was a joke too. Yeah, I mean,

we won't say, you know, you gotta watch Patreon. It's one of my favorites. Great guy. Never out the Patreon for that. That was a joke, too. Yeah, I mean, we won't say, you know, you got to watch Patreon. He's one of my favorites. Great guy. Never met him. Never did. This is a lack of respect for the art form of stand-up comedy. Oh, wow. Okay?

Not him. I'm saying HBO being like, well, because they don't believe stand-up comedy. Mr. Shaw, why you jack off? Comedy is enough. Can live on its own. They don't believe because they've oversaturated it so much that they've put so many horrendous comedy. Hopping in the truck.

Pants were tied to shit. We're not ready to put out an hour. They put out so much of that. HBO and Showtime. Showtime and Netflix. And all these people, they put out so.... They put out so much of that. HBO and Showtime. Showtime and Netflix and all these people, they put out so, well, I mean, whatever, Brandon. Okay? I'll just toss myself in there.

They've put out so much trash. Both of them. Like, is he going to stop? Teachers, delight. Delight. Delight. Who else do you think they're talking about? It's hard to,

I think they're probably talking about people that aren't in their, you know, their side of the comedies. They're probably talking about like alt comics or something that have specials that we don't even know about. Yeah. They probably saw Nate one time on Netflix

and were like, what is this? I mean, if they saw Nate, they probably are talking about Nate. That shit was trash. Yeah, that was terrible. We also watched that on the Patreon. It was so bad. A lot of fake dicks. This one's posted by BusyMiddle8108. It's called Boppa

Just Goes Part 2. I believe there's a part 1, but this one got more likes, so we'll watch this one first. Let's see. Don't get it twisted. Stipe, yes, he's had four years off. Yes, his last fight he lost that's all correct but stipe's bigger stronger than he's ever been he hasn't taken any punch in four years this isn't going to be a walk in the park it's still fucking stipe everyone discredits stipe this ain't going to be John just mowing through Stipe.

I can almost guarantee you that. This will be a much better fight than you think. A few moments later. I don't think Stipe really wanted to do this. I don't think he did. I think he's been done for a long time. He knows his body is a fraction of what it used to be. Does this not make you sad?

It's like, it doesn't make me sad. It makes me sort of like confused. Right. Like what, how does he say one thing and then say the complete opposite thing the next day and not have any kind of acknowledgement of that? Yeah. It's wild. It's wild to me every time.

It doesn't ever get less shocking to me that he does this kind of stuff. This is just as shocking to me as any of the other clips where he's done this exact same thing. He can't really put his best foot forward. He's just lucky to move his foot forward at all at this point.

Have you ever heard in any sport, especially mixed martial arts, especially the UFC, a guy of that caliber, you're talking about an all-time great. I don't, it doesn't make me sad either. I was just presenting the question. Oh, no, that's a good question.

That's a good question. I just thought about all the other negative stuff that he's done. I'm like, yeah, fuck this guy, dude. Can I ask you a question? Go for it. I'm going to chase your foot. Oh, eight inches, dude. I know.

Fuck. You got me. Is that a good answer to that question? No. Yeah. All right. Heavyweight. An all-time great. Hall of Famer. I know. Fuck. You got me. Is that a good answer to that question? No. Yeah. All right. Heavyweight. An all-time great Hall of Famer.

First ballot. They give him the mic. There's no special thing. There's nothing there. He goes, I'm done. Thank God. That makes sense. Bye.

Good button. That was from when they got the question confused from between reporters oh like oh my bad it wasn't chill son and it was uh brendan chobb and he's like that's makes sense oh yeah yeah good douched but did you watch the fight i just saw the end where he like kicks him in the stomach yeah it looked pretty brutal yeah it was a not a good fight uh let's see here this one's posted by pm me your kitty um is boppa driving or in the back seat so it looks like he's driving right probably i mean he's got his hand in the the lens right so let's put this in two so we can get a good view of where he's you can see the wheel

in the first one i think let me see where's the wheel oh yep wheels right there his hand is pretty close to the wheel uh if you want to zoom in there see what we're looking at that's his dick he's grabbing his dick while driving and then the last one i believe is his clap back the The here, please don't take photos on your phone while driving, especially with your kid in the car. We can see the reflection in your glasses. Clearly not driving.

Not really clear though. Is it? I'm just going off your track history. Boom. And then, uh, there was another post on the subreddit saying a ban imminent. Or like he's going to get blocked, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Sunday plus travel ball plus new pup. So things are going great for Brendan. Oh, new dog. Yeah, I heard about that in Discord. Clearly not driving, bud. What? What? Bud is such a funny thing for him to add at the end of things.

Like he writes back just like he talks. I would love to argue with Chav. I want to have a debate with Chav. We of things. Like he writes, he writes back just like he talks. I would love to argue with, with Chav. I want to have a debate with Chav where we debate things. And he's like,

you're clearly wrong, bud. Pal. Hey, pal. All right. So this one's called Number Guy Hair Discusses How Many People

Really Watched the Fight on Netflix. Confidence Search 8648 posted this one. Let's see. I told you guys from the jump, and I post about this, the very jump of this thing

never made sense to me. No upside in any facet. Netflix isn't fight fans. They don't give a shit. All they care about is views. And this got over 60 million views, not just 60 million, per household. So unless you're some weirdo living by yourself.

What? Six million per household. Dude, you can do six million views in one house? I don't know how the fuck he knew about that, dude. I had it on six million streaming services. I have six million tabs open in my phone. That's what I'm saying, dude. They're all watching the fight.

What the fuck is he talking about? Do you think any of the producers are like, oh, fuck, god damn it. I bet he was like, he was going to say like per capita or something like that. And he's like, wait, I don't know what that means. Fuck, per house. That means six million per house.

So unless you're some weirdo living by yourself or in this Netflix, and there's a lot of young men out there, no hate on that. But most people have families, friends. So times that by, at the very least, probably three. You mean people like sharing an account? No. So if you watch at my house, I have my father-in-law, my mother-in-law. Everyone is trying to figure out what he's saying.

So when you said that, nobody gets it. We all get it. We don't. He's like, dumbass. He's everywhere else is stupid. So times that $ 60 million by at least three, maybe four. Someone's

doing the math. Somebody's furiously typing away. Or they're trying to do a timestamp to take this out of the show. Maybe four. The fastest typing of all time. 180 million people watch that fight that's the beanie guy typing up his resume to get a new job

by the way shout out to everyone that comments on the videos there's one that was like that horrendous noise by the way is like the mic squeaking I think Hap shared that in the discord yeah dude hilarious I just love all the squeak sounds that come out of thick boy studios dude the best

the best of squeaks uh let's see here this is posted by sergeant slice it's called a homeless cat just showed up under my deck first thing i thought of was this sub decided to bring it inside what should i name it hard for me to think homeless cats don't matter when this face shows up on your camera i already brought it in trying to socialize. Maybe either take it myself or adopt it out. What should I name it? Done matter is a good name. On the count of three, let's both say a name, but you don't say done matter again.

Okay. So are you ready? One, two, three. Peaches Delight. Oh, okay. Peaches Delight. I like Peaches Delight better. Tank's good too. Peaches is a good name. Yeah. Peaches Delight. I like Peaches Delight better. Tank's good too.

Peaches is a good name. Yeah. Peaches is a good name for a cat. Yeah. Shout out to that cat, dude. I hope you have a great life with your new owner. Good job for, or a good thing to do that. Nice.

Let's see here. Always happy to see people call him out. Posted by ClamDigger37. Crazy name. It says, I think this is the post, as you can tell from the hat and shirt combo this is post steep a yeah your post before the fight was how steep a still has it hey someone's asking the question we're all asking good for them yep and he got blocked I bet okay his unhinged steep a rant posted by confident search 8648 I'm assuming it's some of what we already saw.

Okay. Let's see. Stipe said this. Stipe is not a guy that, you know, asks for the mic, doesn't like cameras. He's a family man. He's a firefighter. Go ahead and get the mic.

I'm sorry. He maybe is, but I just like, I was thinking firefighter. Is he a firefighter? Yeah. Okay, cool. Okay, well. I'm just like, I just maybe,

I thought he had just completely lost his mind. Oh, no, no, no, no. Okay, cool. Okay, well. I'm just like, I thought he had just completely lost his mind. Oh, no, no, no, no. He fights fires. Okay, good. Great guy. Yeah. So is this it? He goes, yeah, I'm done.

Thank God. Do you have a thought from now as to what happens next? Are you going to continue fighting or do you think this is it? This might get gadooshed. I'm done. I'm hanging him up. I'm retiring. Thank God.

Well, Steve, man, you've had an incredible career. You're the most accomplished heavyweight of all time. It's been an amazing ride. And thank you for everything. Thank you. Steve Bamiotich, ladies and gentlemen. Thank God. Thank you.

Get me the fuck out of here. Thank God this bullshit's over. I don't want to be here in the first place. We good? Can I retire now? I did it for you guys. Get the fuck out of here. Thank God this bullshit's over. I don't want to be here in the first place. We good? Can I retire now? I did it for you guys. Get the fuck out of here. Thank God.

You can keep this bullshit. Kids, get the fuck out of here. You guys happy? Oh, my God. Probably getting his management, his wife. Everyone good? Did you get what you want? He wasn't sure.

Well, every fight I always think about retiring. It's been my first fight. It's always been like that. Here we are now. I didn't understand the last part like is he saying that his family and manager made him fight yeah see this is a painted narrative dude right right no stipe wanted to fight probably dude yeah yeah it's probably the most money i'm i'm speaking out of my fucking butthole here right call me a sharpie um it's probably the most money he's ever made because it's Jon Jones. Yeah.

I mean, it would be kind of funny if his wife was like, you got to fight Jon. We need the money. But babe, I'm a firefighter and I'm a family man. And he's like, I mean, he's going to beat the shit out of this.

Do it. We need a million dollars. His wife's like a brutal, like fucking money hungry, terrible person. His kids are like, Daddy, you have to fight Jon Jones. You have to do it. They're both married to the same person.

I don't think that happened. He has a Mexican. She's spicy. Yeah. Dude, bro. Listen, bro. I sometimes worry about you, dude. This one's probably the first Papa Just Goes. It's posted by BusyMiddle8108. Let's see. Tom Asinall is the best.

So he's an Asinall. Yeah. You know who Tom Asinall is, right? Yeah. Heavy, number one contender, heavy middleweight. Whoa, heavyweight. What am I doing, heavy middleweight? He's a firefighter.

I'm tired, dude. Yeah, so I'm assuming this is before the fight. I view it in the world and anything that you hear from these other camps that represent these other heavyweights, nobody wants to fight Tom. However you want to paint it. Oh, he's not a,

he hasn't beat this guy. He hasn't done this. How, whatever makes you feel good to not make this fight is okay. But at the end of the day, I don't think we've ever seen fighters at this level scared of another fighter. That's just being honest. Nobody wants to fight Tom Aswell. A few moments later.

Francis isn't scared. John's not scared. Tom Aswell's not scared tom aswell's not scared no fighter in the ufc hate to tell you journalists out there is scared of another man what the fuck dude his brain is not working that's crazy you know like and so much you tell him you said the opposite of this usually we laugh really hard at these. That one was ridiculous. I think back to back, it's like, God damn. Remember I said I'm always surprised?

I'm even more surprised now. Dude, maybe they took out some context where he's like, listen, last week I was on some bullshit, but here's my thoughts now. You know? Yeah. I doubt it though. I doubt that they said that. Yeah, Chang's can always edit and stuff. Like we both thought the fish thing was real.

You always just go back to the fish. You don't get to a championship level being scared of anybody. It's fun. I know it gives you content and always ducking them.

Come on. That makes sense. Dude. Ridiculous. That's your takeaway, dude? Yeah, that's crazy. I hate when guys are like whoa tall guys fit in a small car but it's so crazy it is just that over and over again isn't it he just says one thing and says the exact opposite thing in the next clip all right so let's see this let's get off off Boppa for a little bit, dude. This is ConfidenceSearch8648 who posted this one. Chin doesn't like the vibe.

Let's see. Fuck it. What are you doing there, buddy? I was going to make a... Oh, I cracked this. I cracked this on action. Filter. Yeah, I was going to make a filter, but no, it's not worth it.

It's not worth it. Is there like a thing that gets smoke out of here? Hot box? it's not worth it is there like a thing that gets smoke out of here hotbox are you worried about no I don't care about that it just gets stuck in here I crack my window you don't have no smoke alarms that are going to go off

like right there no it's never went off I promise that's not an issue he can't put the producer chair away he's a producer wherever he is No, it's never went off. Okay. I promise that's not an issue. I've never thought of it. He can't put the producer chair away, you know? He's a producer wherever he is. We're not going to get the smoke out. There's no way to get it out.

I like to think that he's like a really good producer, but he's like, don't you dare WD-40 that door. I want that fucking mic stand squeaking, dude. It's more authentic that way. Yeah. When he hears it, he's like, we're good. We're good. This is T-Fat K right here, dude.

I have to know, really. Oh, yeah, she feels nice. I got it. There's a window. I didn't know. Christmas party. I think everybody had a really good time. He's blowing it away from him.

As I open my... Tom won't hold it. I can't see it though I'm shot Okay I'm gonna do the strikeout Shit We have They're getting so fucking blitzed around

I probably don't need to dribble They don't need to know dribble I'm way clawed and pot This is the way They watch a successful podcaster Do it this way Yeah They watch Brendan And now they they watch a successful podcaster do it this way. Yeah. They watch Brendan and now they learn how to do it the right way.

This is the way you do it. Smoke in a room with no filtration and drink. Here's a knife. What? What the fuck? He's going to stab that guy. Knife. And this one's actually made with real deer antlers.

There's a lot of knives. Why does he have so many knives? We said this somewhat, but about this specific thing. Jin's a little autistic. On all these Rogan Offspring podcasts, they have knives or guns that they just pull out. Check it out. Look at this. Yeah, dude.

Woo! Safety's on. I'm not getting a gun, dude. We're getting guns. Yeah. And nice. We'll bring him out next time.

Hell no. All right. So this one's posted by haphazard. It's called at least it's a white guy. Oh, who says it?

Shop. Beanie man's got a beanie on at least good. No. All right. Um, shop has a dog on him. Oh,

fuck the new dog shit says John Krasinski Krasinski sexiest man alive title outrages internet trolls oh no

um I mean he's uh apparently uh America's sexiest man just turned into just normal run of the mill yeah I mean that's a

yeah at least it's a white guy's lucky I don't know what he had to do to get that cover, how much he paid, but Hey, then the sexiest guy in the world. No, at least it's a white guy's.

It's just so racist. Just racist. Yeah. He should be pulling for a Latino up there, dude. We all know that he's Mexican dude. True. Yeah.

Why, why hate on your own? Yeah. This one's posted by a Latino up there, dude. We all know that he's Mexican, dude. True, yeah. Why hate on your own time, you know? This one's posted by ConfidenceSearch8648. I'm sure we've already seen this before. It's called This Will Never Not Be Funny, and it's the LA podcaster's sketch. Classic. What kind of sneakers you got on, big boy?

Yo, you ever watch MMA? Bro, they got to be fresh. You probably get girls, though, bro, because you got confidence. Yeah, yeah. And that's what women... That's what it's about. A woman's brain responds to confidence.

And I could... Yeah. Look, I've been doing comedy six months, but I'm committed to the lifestyle. I'm doing the podcast. I'm at the podcast. I'm going up every night. I got the sneakers.

I got sneakers. I'm committing 50 rapes. You got to see him. Dude, he's electric. Dude, Bobby goes on stage and fucking... People are putting guns in their mouths and blowing the fucking brains out because they can't stop laughing. It hurts.

You ever heard of debasals? Decibels? Debasals. No, no. I looked it up. So Tommy C was telling me about this. They got this shit debasal. i looked it up so tommy c was telling me about this they got this shit debas smart they got this debasal which is like it tells you how fucking loud a shit is oh okay you know

so like you know how like you know you weigh something right like that's how many pounds it is you know i'm five four three hundred ninety two pounds okay you know so that's got a number weight that's got yeah yeah but sound that has a number two now it's got because used to be volume but that's on the other that's on the that just goes up that's on the knob yeah you know that depends on the fucking thing but like what if you're outside and you say like what's the volume uh and that's what debasol says yeah that's right and they put that in one of bobby's shows and the number was so fucking high that you know they had to close they had to it was illegal because people were laughing so hard they lost their business license they had to call the cops and they had to close the place down separate from that i guess the

owner of the club had like raped a couple of female comedians. They said their owner raped a bunch of female comedians. I said, damn, I had no idea he also did comedy.

I mean, I know that they're just mimicking the pod, but really good. Yeah. You know, because like, that's the kind of pod

I listen to. Yeah, T-Fat Kate. So good. I mean, I wish our pod was more like T-Fat Kate. Yeah. You know, because like, that's the kind of pod I listen to. Yeah, T-Fat Gate. It's so good. I mean, I wish our pod was more like T-Fat Gate. Mm-hmm. Personally. That's, one day we will be, dude.

Sneakers. Uh-huh, uh-huh. All right, so this one's called No One Gives a Fuck What Your Favorite Show Is, Bubba. Posted by Guild Guitars. As you can see, the title of this episode is Brendan Chobb's New Favorite Show. Oh, shit.

With 189 views in one hour. So I don't know how much it has now, but I'm assuming it's at 1K now or something, you know? Right. He likes the penguin. Is that what it is? Well, it looks like it because I got the Colin Farrell. Oh, look at that. Yeah.

Didn't even see that. Good show. But of course, since it's a comic book thing, of course, Brendan likes it. Well, he was, you know, you merely adopted the comic books. He was born in it,

molded by it, sold them in his mom's closet. You know, he got trapped in his mom's closet until Uncle Alfred came in. Yeah. R. Kelly was going to make a song about it until he got locked in it. Let's see here. This one's posted by Air Pper brendan needs a handler

hopefully it's not the same clip we already saw i'll tell you this man i'm having so much fun on stage now kind of noise when comments say that but i'm glad you're having a good time no no yeah really why and i sort of just really enjoyed fucking around and just doing comedy for doing comedy you know and then doing it at the club. And when the club opened, it was so much fun. It was just. Cause I hear so much comics. I'm having so much fun on stage right now. Really? Yeah. It was just so much fun. It was just,

it's just such a fucking joy to be there all the time. But I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. No, no, no. I know you're not saying that about me. It was so much fun. It's either that or dude, my material right now, I'm getting ready for this hour. It's never been better. Oh, no. Yeah. I've seen your set. It's really funny.

It's tight now. It's good. It's like I'm very happy with it. Really? Yeah. Oh, really, dude? Hey, you two. Riched, privileged fucks. Come here. Let me talk to you. Man. hey you two rich rich privileged

fucks come here let me talk to you man what you got I mean finally a place for fucking misfits

right I'd see what I love that mothership it's like there's only 250 comedians left and like they finally have a place

where they can go over their new material and it's like received well. And honestly, the most well. Rogan's new material is like really good. Yeah. Like it's probably better than it's ever been.

Yeah. He's got a new joke about how he might be gay and weed. Like he takes an edible dude and dude, it didn't work at first. So then he took more and dude, these new edibles, man, the ones they got in austin yeah like those gummy bears you can only eat a foot um i like his new bit where he's like pick me up on my baby that's my favorite new joke dude he's finally addressing the height yeah that's good uh this one's posted by dramatic states it's called you're not one of the 250b

this made my day i don't know if y'all hate him as much as I do. You should though. This is great. And I saw this live on Wikipedia. Oh shit. It's David Lucas, the politician. He's an American politician.

He's a member of the Georgia state Senate from the 26th district serving since 2012. He's a member of the democratic party. Prior to being a Senator, he served in the Georgia house of Representatives from 1974 to 2011 Lucas is also a founding member of 100 Black Men of America he's the father of failed comedian and morbidly

obese vape addict David Lucas and gridiron player Al Lucas who died during a game while playing for the Los Angeles Avengers I mean it's almost like Tony Angecliffe edited this Wikipedia yeah it's a good roast that's one of his, with Rose Kang. That's what David Lucas would say.

All right, let's see what we have next here. This one's CaptainJoe201 posting, poor Theo figuring some stuff out. It looks like him and David Spazer starring in Busboys. They're adding a new project to their plates with the buddy comedy Busboys.

The pair wrote the script. Are they going to be in it or they just wrote it? Well, I hope whatever it is he figures it out, dude. Yeah, that's true. I mean, it's tough. Like, he was like

so, doing so well when they had The King and the Sting or whatever it's called. Yeah, it's just crazy. Now it's like, oh, you got to do a show with David Spade.

Like, who even remembers him being one of the funniest people on SNL ever, right? The King and the Sting, the Wing and the Sing. And then, you know. Who would you rather do something with? David Spade or Brendan Shaw? Oh, dude. Do I even have to say it? No, doesn't count.

I mean, David Spade, great guy. Never met him, but. Yeah, I mean, we all know like if you put us in a room with David Spade, we would. Never met him, but... Yeah, I mean, we all know, like, if you put us in a room with David Spade, we would fuck our way out. Yeah, okay. That's your narrative, dude. Still paying for comments posted by WoodenSalad3870.

Still paying for comments, B. All these people posted 12 to 13 minutes ago and have six hour old profiles. All right, so it looks like it's a short. Oh, fuck. The first one is, your videos are a treat for the eyes and mind eva brady d is supposed to this the quality is top notch and the presentation of information is professional thank you so much this is the difference between his fans and our fans dude yeah our fans homeless cats mostly dudes love them right his fans fucking baddies. Yeah. They're usually hot.

It sucks. Sucks for us, but it's what are you going to do? Yeah. He's like a famous UFC guy. Yeah. He's turned comedian truck guy. Yeah,

dude. I mean like we're fucking, he's in the gym. He's waking up at 4am doing runs and stuff. We just eat food. Maya Uriah. That's a sick ass name, dude.

Your videos are a treasure. Thank you for your talent and creativity. Giraffe. Hilarious. Half a moon and popcorn. The other one had camera, water and dinosaur. Makes sense to me.

I wonder if they're just so in on T fat K and Brendan, where the Brendan, Brendan understands that. They know that he understands it. He's like, Cambo, we're a dinosaur. Just those emojis, he knows the whole comment. He doesn't need to read. Hot chicks love emojis.

They're always sending cameras and water stuff, dinosaurs and that kind of thing. Yeah. This one is M1093 Jedediah. El mio tentativo de massaggio sensual si è concluso con una gomitata accidental in faccia al mio partner. Something about she wants to sensually massage him to the point where she forgets accidentally about her other partner that makes sense too non say niente de meglio de una

gomitata that's a i know that that's like a italian um spaghetti dish oh gomitata i would hurt all the time do you you think a Mexican reads these and gets jealous at all or no? No, I don't think she looks at his YouTube at all. She's busy with other shit. Yeah. Too busy getting jealous from all the text messages and flowers. Any other takeaways from fake comments this week? I love them.

I mean, I'm a sucker for like random emojis. I think that's one of the funnier things that happens. But I sometimes think it's change is doing this just to fuck with him. This one's posted by haphazard. The dog has a name and I never even thought of that dude. If people are just making

profile pictures of just chicks. I think so. Engagement, right? Let's see. The dog has a name. We're back, buddy. And you have a dog. You have a vicious... I mean, I guess it's my dog. He's more my kids and my wife's dog. That's a cockapoo or something, right? No, it's a golden doodle. Oh, it's a golden doodle.

How dare you? So you have a golden retriever and a poodle. A golden retriever and a poodle had fornication. But how big is he going to be? Because he looks like. 50 pounds. Oh, okay. Yeah, not small.

Oh. His dad's big. How old is he? He is 14 weeks old. Okay. Yeah, he's a tiny little thing. Tiny little thing. Tiny little thing.

Great dog though. Yeah. He's a little lackadaisical today because he had shots. He's got shots. He's got shots. He's chill.

He's pretty. Like your dog. It's just as dumb as Brandon. He's dumb like me. He's chill. He's pretty. Like your dog. It's just as dumb as Brendan. He's dumb like me. He doesn't know what it is. I don't mean to be mean to the dog. Pretty easy though. It's cute.

He's a cutie pie. Do you think the dog is lackadaisical because of the shots or because Brendan's his owner? He's like, fuck. That's so funny. He's already tired. All the dogs talk about Brendan to each other. The dogs are the thing. They're like, ha ha ha, sucker. He got taken by Brendan. He's already tired. All the dogs talk about Brandon to each other. The dogs are the thing. They're like, ha, ha, ha, sucker.

You got taken by Brandon. He's probably going to give you a bag. He's probably like, God damn it, dude. I have to show Brandon around and make sure he doesn't hurt himself. He's tired. I'm his handler now. I have to walk him. Let's see.

But my wife's never had dogs. Obviously, my kids aren't used to it they don't realize how good a dog he is already yes easy man we just go to the bathroom

he goes to the door he's great great his name's Donnie Donnie what a ridiculous name for a dog they should give him

a Mexican name Donnie's Italian isn't it Donnie Donnie Brisco, isn't it? Donnie? Donnie Briscoe. Yeah, I guess so. Is Wahlberg?

But Wahlberg's not Italian, right? His brother's name's Donnie. Mark Wahlberg. You could put like a Mick in front of it, though. This might be an Irish. Could be like Donald. Like Donnie is for Donald. Oh, Donald.

Yeah, you're right. Donnie could be an Irish name. Let's see. We're redacted as hell. Yeah. Donnie. Donnie. A.K.A. Donald. Donnie's be an Irish name let's see we're redacted so yeah Donnie thank you Donnie's a good name oh for Donald

well he's got he's orange he's orange he's orange Donnie's a good name he is feisty peaches delight

delight the endings are getting even better yeah dude how did you get that I like these tags dude what do you think about his new dog i mean that dog is awesome i like that dog a lot yeah it kind of the dog's face does sort of

look like it's a bit like the face you make when you're tired of your owner's bullshit he's all fucking exhausted that sounds like a pixar movie right there yeah pixar movie would be great like brendan shop's dog that's the that's the picture this one's posted by confidence search 8648 it's called mr i'm too nice commenting on nick diaz oh let's see so i don't know how legit this is but uh so you know nick diaz is out of his fight with uh vicente luque yeah and we're not exactly sure why oh wow so drug addiction doesn't last forever. You either find sobriety or it takes your life. That's a good point.

Wow. Is he, Nick is struggling with some addiction issues? We don't know. You know, he does marijuana all the time,

but. No, we know. Chin's still mad about the other show. But also, you know, you said that he might have some

CTE. I don't know. Well, I hope he finds, you know, help. Because I, he was you know help cause I he was one of my

I'll tell you what I wouldn't do call him a pussy no if Nick came out or if Nate came out and was like man my brother we need help I wouldn't call him a pussy

no you'd be very supportive yeah trying to help him out as am I I mean Nick Diaz but it's not the same thing

yeah not at all he's he's literally kind of doing that by saying that yeah dude he's like am I? I mean, Nick Diaz. But it's not the same thing. Yeah, not at all. He's literally kind of doing that by saying that. Yeah, dude. He's like, yeah, that's what you just did right now. You're saying he's, but you know, Brendan's stupid. I'll give him a pass on this one. I don't give him a pass. Fuck

Brendan Schaaf, dude. Just leave them alone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of my favorite fighters. It doesn't make sense if it doesn't bother you. Then you making a big deal about it and constantly bringing it. It bothers you, dude. Oh, yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, no one else was going to say anything. You did. Yeah. Job's like, I got to say something because they don't want me to. I have to address it because I'm a man. I'm not mad, but I will fuck people up.

My favorite shoe. I wear my favorite shoe if you disrespect me. I'm understanding that you guys have CTE and I wouldn't come after you if you guys did something stupid, but I will rip your fucking neck off if you call me a pussy online, dude. Yeah, I mean, I came here

and I wasn't a banana here when I asked a banana to be here when I was hungry. Damn, dude. I'm him a banana to be here when I was hungry. Damn dude. There's I, I'm not looking forward to this, but I feel as if there's going to be a grand finale to this whole, like he keeps bringing it up. You know what I mean?

Yeah, it could be. I don't like that idea, but it's, it is what it is. In some ways, my favorite fighter for a long time. And not mine,

but still. Oh my God, dude. i like how he said he'll say that and not give like a this guy's my favorite i make it make sense he's just like shooting jabs dude yeah no he's pissed i wouldn't i wouldn't do anything mean he was a terrible fighter but i wouldn't say anything mean he starts going off on his record like look at all the losses right but i'm not gonna say anything about it uh let's see here this is oh okay thick boy with three c's former employee currently having a disagreement with an associate obviously this went off last week did you see this the marg one oh yeah yeah yeah i think it's uh funny but i don't know if you want to play it or not we can i go Yeah, sure. Why not? Let's see.

...involve advancing Isaiah Miranda's career. I sent you a voice note. I called you after you begged me, can you call me? Can you call me? Can you call me? We discussed the podcast here. I don't want to hear this. Mark's a great guy. I never met him. I don't know who Isaiah is, barely.

Never met that guy. If he needs to get paid, you should pay him. I think Mark, with his footprint online, is the last person you don't know who Isaiah is, barely. Never met that guy. Yeah. If he needs to get paid, you should pay him. You know what I mean? I think Mark, with his footprint online, is the last person you don't want to pay or have any disputes. Yeah, that's a dumb move on your part. You got to pay him everything you owe him. And I believe, the reason why I wouldn't mind playing this

is because I believe Mark shared this. Oh, okay. All right, sure. As you can see, it's from the scent not from received okay you know and yeah he shared it to his social media right i mean i don't that it's just uh i'm bored by who i i saw some of the isaiah stuff and oh you know it's terrible yeah material yeah it's not good content is bad yeah yeah if we started making instagram shorts dude dude, uh-oh, say goodbye to the game because we would take over, dude. Yeah, right, dude.

I'm on set doing a fucking skit with Adam W. who has a hundred times the followers than you. All right, yeah, we don't have to listen to this, dude. This is rough. It's a lot, yeah. Yeah. That's exactly how it goes every time we ask him to come on the show, though.

We're like, it's all good. I leave him a voicemail like this. Yeah, exactly. We said you'd be on the show. And what the fuck, man? Shout out to Mark, dude. He's a great guy. Wanted a lightning since he was a kid.

R.I.P. Lightning posted by haphazard. Let's see. I would just a lot of moments in TV. I care silence now. Yeah, which is sad. I would it's just a lot of moments in T5K are silenced now yeah which is sad but you get other characters

like the squeaky door and the mic stand it's just sad that those are characters on the show now you know sign up for it if they do it

out of an excursion and the keyboard I mean just typing away the keyboard is another character too yeah you're right he's desperately looking for anything a new job I mean, just typing away. The keyboard is another character, too. You're right. He's desperately looking for anything.

A new job. He's a flag for jobs in the background. Yeah, I was going to say, he's typing up resumes and shit. He's like, hey, Eric Griffin, Eric Griffin's a great show. He's on Craigslist right now. Yeah, dude. Or IG, reaching out to other comedians. Not Chin, though, right?

Yeah, Chin, Beanie Man, Nick. I thought you were talking about Beanie Guy. All of them. Beanie Guy doesn't give me loyal the chin a little bit of loyalty there right oh yeah it's true chin i feel like it has to be loyal at this point right yeah beanie guy he's got a fucking side eye dude on him that's a good point beanie guy is looking for another chin's probably just like ordering tickets to san tripli shows you're right yep yeah he's hitting up uh what's his name? He's ordering tickets for him and Josh Denny.

What's the guy, the entrance, George. George. He's texting George. You won't believe it, dude. They're quiet right now.

Yeah. Getting them all tickets to the next San Tripoli show. Can we be good? Yeah. Excursions are sweet, dude. I got my peepers on an 03

with 6.0 power stroke built. He's got his peepers on it. Can you send it to me, Bryn? Did that actual, or do you want to or not? No. Okay. I don't want people to know

the one I'm looking at. Don't count. All right. Doesn't matter. But I have to sell my Ford Lightning first. So if you're in the market for a Ford Lightning,

mine's up for grabs. I kind of want to, I want to go into something that I still haven't introduced because it's timely as we're talking about weight classes. We're talking about weight classes and we're talking about fighting. Hold on, is that Ford Excursion with the C? He's like, no, we're not going to do a topic on the show.

I'm buying a car right now. He's like, he's asking Chin to buy him a car on the show. Yeah. Crazy. Oh, come on. Diesel engine do anything your wiener not a thing yeah not a thing i don't even think it's a good looking chassis i think it's too big it's not blocky enough for me i don't get why i don't get why you take that and soup it up it makes no sense it's it's basically a minivan with a big nose you know what it is okay it's a it's a minivan with a big nose. You know what it is? It's a truck with an extended bed.

It's a minivan with a big nose and it's bullshit. No, you know what it is? It's your extended bed. You know what it is? Shana's a big truck head. She gotta be, dude. Yeah. You are what you eat. Right. What do you mean? Oh, come on, dude. You can't put the dots together.

Oh, because she got with... Oh, jeez. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Be cool. Yeah. That's the ultimate dad ride. Yeah, that's a dad ride. And I'll put 600 horsepower on it, 1,000 pounds of torque,

fully built 6.0. And you'll lift it up like that? Oh, yeah. I have the problem with lifting it up. The one that I got my peepers on, eight-inch lift. Oh, God. So the kids are going to have to jump it.

Of course it's eight inches. That's funny. And then also jump in. He's obsessed with eight inches. That's funny and then also jump in. He's obsessed with this idea that people jump into cars. Showtime. Ever heard of it? Oh, really? That's your takeaway? He jumps in the car?

Watch this real quick. Alright, I'm stupid. I'll just cut that part out. I just, it looks roll heavy. It looks tight. I'll roll that thing for sure you know what I mean no you won't every

every truck or car is just another thing you can flip yeah he really I mean we write a lot of songs about flipping the truck or my

go walk to my truck stuff like this yeah but it's just what he does every week I mean he's a big truck guy he's had trucks for a while we make fun of him's just what he does every week. I mean, he's a big truck guy. He's had trucks for a while. We make fun of him and say that he made it up.

But I mean, where would the walks in my truck thing come from? Remember after that, he's like, I don't even own a truck. It's another fucking, dude, I don't even know. Like, I love trucks so much. Dude, you think I like trucks? I don't give a fuck. I don't even, I drive cars. Yeah.

Doesn't even make sense. What? What? What? Do you think when he does these repetitive jokes or, you know, shop-isms, in his head he's got a ticker? He's a numbers guy. He's got a ticker. He's like, that's another 1,000 views.

You know what I mean? If I mentioned I'm going to flip that truck, oh, that's 1,000. That's a scoop of the bag. That would be amazing. Yeah. I was thinking that he's been coming up with new stuff, though. He, like, comes up with new shit all the time. Peepers? I never heard him say that before. I got my peepers on this. Yep.

Last week was Peach's Delight. Mm-hmm. Shakespeare. Way to go, Shakespeare. This one's posted by, my bad, Toxoplasmosis. It's called, The Fellow Stroking Bapa's Ego But Side-Sanaz Ain't Havin' It. Uh-oh. It's the last clip for the day, so enjoy it.

Let's see. Big guys. If Jake stays at 225, I could fight him. Oh my god, no. In MMA. I like Jake, but I'd do it for the bag. He'd have to train for it. Oh yeah, I'd have to take it seriously.

You'd have to take it seriously, because Jake will fucking punch you in the face. No, he's quicker than I am too. And Jake takes quicker. But this old dog has some tricks. He's got some tricks. He's got some tricks. He's got some tricks. Jake would have his hands full

if you got a hold of him. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's MMA. He's fucked. If you got a hold of him, it'd be an extra in He wrestled in high school. Shut up, Brian. I love that argument.

Like you talked about on the stream that Brian watched Zoolander once and was like, hold my beer. You know? Yeah, it's the fucking Zoolander voice, man. He like made Zoolander unfunny. What if Zoolander was a fucking loser? What if it was my life?

What if you got a hold of him? Why are you talking like that? Stop it. Why are you saying it twice? Why? Why? What if I got a hold of Afghanistan? He thinks that's so funny to do that.

Yeah. Now, I'd say to you, don't stand and bang with him now. No. Because he can catch you. Yeah, he can crack. Don't stand and bang with him. No, no. He can crack. Now, I'd say to you, don't stand and bang with him now. No. Because he can catch you. Yeah, he can crack. Don't stand and bang with him. No, no. Nor would I.

Yeah, I'm not a big enough name for Jake to come after. Yeah. What? I just don't want to watch you fight, so. Even against Jake? No. I do. Well, this fucking guy wanted me to fight in game bread, bare knuckle MMA against Junior

Osantos or Derek Lewis, you piece of shit. That's a terrible idea, yeah. Yeah, but you were the one negotiating the deal. A lot of money. You'll do it. Jake Paul would be so much more money than that. I know. And that's worth it.

But the money they're offering, it's a lot of money. I could buy a lot of cool cars with that. No one's offering you shit. Who could Brendan fight right now? Big guys. Big guys. I would love to see that, though. I mean, I don't want Brendan to get hurt, but it would be hilarious to see him fight Jake Paul.

Yeah. That might actually do numbers. That would be a successful venture. I think Netflix could do that, because Brendan's not famous, like I said earlier. No one knows who he is, really. He's infamous. But, I mean, he's not unfamous, too.

Right. You could definitely sell that. Maybe not Netflix, maybe more Triller. But I would love to see that, too. Right. Like, that could be, you could definitely sell that. Maybe not Netflix, maybe more Triller. Mm-hmm. But I would love to see that on Netflix. Yeah. That would be a fight night. Yeah, dude.

You know what's so funny is I didn't realize until today that we had some good times at Chang's the last couple weeks, dude. Oh, hell yeah. And then this week was like, kind of like, oh, fuck, it's a really shitty podcast. But for the last couple weeks, they had some moments, you know what I mean? Yeah, sure. Where it was like entertaining or like this and that.

This week, what? The most entertaining thing is him saying that he's annoyed with comics. It's like. That was, yeah. It's just, you never know what you're going to get with Brendan, dude. It's a mixed bag. Box of chocolates, dude. Mm-hmm.

You never know what you're going to get, right? Is that how it goes? Absolutely. Brendan Gump. All right. see you next week