10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub in a thong... | 10 Minutes of Schaub #188

Episode Date: October 9, 2026

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I'm hearing good things. Commonly referred to sandbagging is when you should be playing in the major leagues, but you're still just amateur because you're so good. That's for the amateur, but the major leagues are kind of scary. Yeah, like Netflix, not blog bus some, but somewhere in the middle there. Like 20 minutes of watching a comedian as opposed of 10, you know.

Which, speaking of which, go ahead and start the timer. It's keto, bitch. It's keto bitch. Anyway, that's not right here, though. So it's start to timer, play the chin clip. You also get sneak previews of the songs I'm working on and people there tell me how terrible they are. And then I post in public and everyone's like, oh, this is good.

You know? It's hard to be Gerardo, dude. Yeah, dude. Ever heard of it? This is posted by 28, Texas 830. it's called, to me, this is the greatest video on what happened to Shab and why it crumbled. I watched this and maybe we can watch a little bit of it, but it's just all the greatest hits. I feel like I've seen this video many times.

Yeah. He's talking about. I forget that this funny that I've seen many times. I don't remember a single thing he says, though. All right, play it before they realize what I just said. He's talking about the rap pack, remember? Uh, no. Oh, you really don't remember.

I'll remember once it starts playing. Okay, you got it. And they will hear you go, oh. Just say oh for the love of God, too. Oh, yeah, there go there. Five, six years ago, seven years ago at the comedy rap act. And we were the, we were the rap pack. And we were the guys and every show sold out.

Our name's on the marquee. It's going to get gadooshed. There's no chance is not going to get used. So this is, I guess he just learned how to make slideshows on premiere or something. Yeah, it's just the music. A little loud there. Oh.

Just a tad bit. Oh, shit. Well, bunged out your situation is, I'll get emotional, is, I thought we were all gonna fight. I thought we were, what happened? I thought we were all gonna fight.

Where did you guys go? Right. You left them. Well, we weren't a community. No, we weren't. You guys were only our friends because we could help you. And then we need your help up the most.

You guys are nowhere to be. back. Damn. Even till they're a fucking head. Okay. Is your daddy home? Damn, look at that bloat, huh? Oh my God.

Yeah, dude. How you think you'll go? How it actually goes. How it actually goes as Georgienko instead of like always getting me. That's very funny. That face is gnarly too, dude. Yeah.

This is when things are good. It is funny. Like, Shab. Oh. I never, like he goes, I thought we were all going to fight. He's been doing comedy for a year. Yeah.

And I thought we all ate each other's backs. We've been in this shit since day one, homie. Yeah. You've been doing comedy for six months. Exactly. He's been in since the 80s? Yeah.

And you think that everyone is going to defend you when you've made a mockery of what they put their lives towards? Yeah. I don't think so. No one's going to defend you even if they, you know, you did. We're doing it a long time. You're new here. Nobody knows who you are.

And you're the one that created that saying, too. Yeah, you ruin comedy. You're part of why people think comedy sucks. Let's see. Yeah. I think so. Hustling on the road doing stand-up. Yeah, just hustling through the old age.

We've been to Rogan's new place and he just called me and asked me to come and do a weekend. People love it. That's good. He hasn't been. Oh, man. Part of the stuff that he does is kind of relatable, you know, because like, if you're, I've been like, there's been something where I have been excluded from it and somebody asked me about it. And I don't want to do shit just because I didn't get invited to it.

So yeah, I heard it's great. But there's like a huge pain in my heart. I can relate to that. Yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. I had one of those recently. You're like, yesterday.

Today. Today. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. It's very funny. Damn.

I was like, you want to go to a mic on Wednesday? And they were like, I can't make it my Wednesday. I'm going to the chatterbox Thursday. I was like, I'm busy Thursday. I'm busy on Thursday.

night. You hold, you hold this. What do you do? I'm just always busy that night. Yeah. What do you do on that night? I, I, you want to fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You laugh. Ever heard of squirrels? Never heard of shutting your goddamn mouth? Fuck Thursdays. Thursdaysack.

Here's a little moh. Here's your day. As you're out of home. He's 11 more than anybody. Have you been? Hey, we've been to Robbins to new place and he just, he just called me. now this is seven, eight years ago, even 10 years ago when I first started out, we'd have all

these comments on stuff like that. And then the pandemic kiss. I love this. Dude, I wrote a sketch ones called, you know, what is it called? And then Coachella called. It's like the band that's like, you know, these white ladies that talk like, you know, it was great and we were doing drugs and I was like loving it. And then Fred died. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's that, it's this way that they talk Up, up, up, up, and then down. Yeah, the thing that they blame everything on. Yeah. And then COVID happened.

And then, you know, but we figured it out. We were doing a podcast. And we were loving it. And then Christa Leia fucked a lot of underage women. Yikes, yeah. And then we still potted and the shop's a white woman. Yeah. I get that.

You know, that's perfectly described. The pandemic hit and the leader of the rap act leaves, Joe Rogan leaves. Why the time store shut? Yeah. That I don't understand. This is like brain injury stuff to make a point. Because it's not even kind of like a political speech. It's just I can't.

I didn't know my hand was closed. He's like following the fist. He's watching this back and he's like, wait a minute. I never pointed or anything. I kept my hand closed the whole time out back to the doctor. Oh, CT's working. That's called CT fist right there. Do you?

Tommy in LA shuts down. Then comes to girl leaves. He's also angry. It's like he's punching all these events. It just doesn't make any logical sense to have your hand be like this the whole time. Under no, in any facet. This is very, yeah, it's not good. Also, I don't know if you see what I see.

What? Do you see what I see? A fucking thick boy merch I don't own. I got it on myself. I mean, what a great shirt. Yeah. You know, hate that song. Oh, man.

It's crazy story. Oh, well, you know, we got time. All right, well, I'll make it short anyways. Brendan Schaubb. Bruce Springsteen. God, do. Yeah, Springsteen's got to make a Shob song. Yeah.

It's too bad. I think if he wasn't so liberal, he could do it. Spring, Spring. Yeah. I mean, since he's liberal, he should be making a shop song. Yeah, anti-Shob? Yeah. I want pro shop.

Is this athletic greens right here on his, A pyramid right here? Agee. Age one, dude. What? AG1 tattoo would be wild. But also my name is Gerardo Alarconn. So maybe it's...

GA? Yeah. Yeah, that's probably what it is. He's a big fan. I'll cut out my second name there. Let's see here. Hi. And I just have this...

It takes me a while. I sit in the parking lot for a while because it just kind of reminds him when I pull up now that... I used to pull up and roll up in this portion. We'd park next to each other. We talk shop about the cars. What's next?

and then Santino would pull up and we talked to him with Chris Delia and then Brian would pull up and Bobby Lee and Theo and we'd be in there and there was a punch. It was the best. It was the best. And I wish five, six, seven years ago, somebody would have tapped us on the show. I'm like, hey, fellas, in two years, this is all God. I didn't realize at the moment that that was the golden age and what we were doing was so special. We took it for granted. And I didn't realize at the time how special it was.

In my in my theater, where my fish tank are and you're like my man. What? I like how he quotes it, man cave. Yeah. I like that the fish tanks made it into this. Yeah. Where my fish tank are. Where are my fish tank are.

Did he say that? Where are my tripping day? Probably. So it wasn't in my in my theater where my fish tank are. He said where my fish tank are. did say that, yeah. My man cave, I have four pictures from those days.

I just put them up, probably, you know, when they were done, five, six, seven years ago, I didn't realize that in that picture, in that frozen moment, that was the best time ever. And they would come back. It would never come back. Yeah, sad.

It was a special time. And now we're hitting singles. It's got six more seconds on it. Maybe they're just new to edit. editing. I think so anything. I think so. Well, shout out. Okay, no. There's something at the end. Never doubt the chefs. Any thoughts on that, dude? Facts or cap?

Dude, everything they eat. Cap. I mean, sorry, facts. It's all facts. I mean, sorry, facts. It's all facts. Spicy. Spicy. Oh, man. Shout out to you, Texas 832 for that. Jim. What do we have here? Okay. Dicey, dicy posted by Clint Puller of Chips. Wow. It is an Instagram story post about peptides from Slow Joe. And I mean, so

unnecessary to have your pants to be on that much, you know? Yeah, I guess you could just, you could take a picture of pants on and still show the effects of peptides. Yeah. Yeah. And at the end of the day, though. It's kiddo, bitch! Yeah. That's what peptides are. Also,

the fucking shirts rolled up. She's showing tits and ass. And where's the logo? There's no logo. Should be. Just on her stomach, athletic greens. Tatted on her stomach. Is that, I mean, that's, you. You don't know the answer to this, I don't think.

But as athletic greens, is that peptides? I don't even know. Yeah. I think it might just be nutrients or something like this. Or just snake oil. Bapa mentioned in the wild, so I didn't expect that. Posted by Kemba 33, I sent you this. But from the actual show, I didn't know they posted it on Chang's.

Oh, wow. But, dude, I thought he was mentioning us, but he wasn't. Yeah. Let's see here. On YouTube. I watched the video yesterday. The video was 15 minutes, and it was about Brendan Schengen's. You do 10 minutes.

Yeah. So that's right now. Brendan Shob, the MMA fighter, who also became a comedian, the fighter and the kid, the whole nine. It was a 15-minute video about Brendan Shob, and it was all of this shit that had happened. Apparently, Brendan Shab tried to hit on a comedian's wife or something. I don't know. It was all of this shit that happened like last year or the year before, two years ago. They made a song out of it.

The song was called Trug Walk. It was based on clubwalk. He loves it, dude. Yeah. Job had asked this girl. This is us. This is how you find out. This is the same thing we did.

It doesn't matter when you get there. It's, you get there. Just get there. It's not about the journey. It's about the destination. Exactly, dude. I'm white as shit, Dallas. I'm white as shit.

These guys don't need to tear to us. I will fuck you up. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Go, go, go, go. him out to his truck. I pushed the Tadistall one.

Is that crazy? Oh, shit. I missed it. What? What? Truck and she felt like he was asking him, asking her to walk out there because he wanted to get a blow job or something like. It was a whole thing.

Here's the point. I don't give a fuck about none of this. You were riveted. I was in thrall. There were, there were famous people involved in this. Look at the joy, dude. This is how we feel.

when we hear about this stuff. Bomani Jones is me here. Or you. This is our, we're happy to hear about, look at how funny this is. This is what brings people together, dude.

Maybe we lose the joy if Brendan accepts it. Like, the fact that he doesn't accept it makes it better and better every day. It's quite possible. Yeah. Yeah.

And it, Ed's again, it's the destination, dude. It's not how you get there, man. Never. That's so funny.

It's not how you get there. It's not about, Not how long it takes It's not how you get there As if you can do horrible things to get there It's not how you get there, dude It's getting there It's getting there

It's not about the friends you make along the way It's about the rat pack That's about the rat pack that started it all out That's right There were famous people involved in this That I knew right? There were names like Bobby Lee was involved Like all these different comedians

And I knew those names But that's not why I was watching I was watching because This ended up being A fucking opera of mess an opera of mess and then it led into like how Brendan Shab

is considered now is Brendan Shott and then I thought wait a minute they at war in Iran I need to watch some other fucking shit right now

the fuck am I doing but I just think ignore that impulse yeah who cares about Iran yeah we care about Brendan Shab

yeah Brendan Shab a million percent all right Gearheads Gone Wild is live Bubba's posted by

Mitchie Slick LBC. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I saw that still. It's just crazy that this is real. Yeah. I didn't think that when he said gearheads gone wild,

I just assumed that was bullshit. But it's real. No, it's real. And I'm glad. I'm happy for him. Look at that tongue on him, dude. That's a tongue. That's a problem, y'all.

That's a problem right there. Charleston knows all about that tongue, dude. There's been so much pico de gallo on that tongue. Beko da gallo. Gearheads gone wild, dude. I heard they strip. Yikes. Yikes.

All righty. Brendan Chopp before he smokes his cigar backwards posted by a Jill V3R. Is this Cash Patel? Yeah, I think that's probably from his like hacked, emails you hear about that. You ever heard of it? So that's probably a picture from that.

Great. Poor guy. Oh, yes. The moment you've all been waiting for, dude. What happens next posted by Icarus lives part 24? He did give us a little cliffhanger on the last one because they watched part 12. And so he's like part 24.

coming soon. What does that mean? Let's see. Maybe he's a numerology guy. What happens next? This is a Craigrod special. They were like, dude, we got this opportunity's hard rock casino out in Oklahoma. And this huge benefit sells out. Of course. Three days before, my brother calls me.

This huge bonafit? Something like that. I needed to know what he said. Wait, why isn't it going back? Yo, some opportunity's hard rock casino out in Oklahoma. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And this huge bonus sells out. Of course.

Bonifit. It's a huge bone if it sells out. He calls bonus his bones? I don't know if he's saying, I don't know what he means. Like a huge something, something, and then the word after huge is a positive if it happens, I think. It's a huge bonus if it sells out. Yeah, you're right. Bonus, really?

We get a bonus if something sells out? Probably. Okay. Three days before, my brother calls me. He's like, yo son, it's sold out. Where's my money? We know that we heard it. Yo, son, it's sold out.

I'm like, no fucking way. Yeah, I'm like, I'm hype. I'm thinking what I'm going to do with the money on this stuff. So we get there. And I see a line and get. Oh, I remember. This is the thing where the guy is like, it's not sold out. The redneck guy is like, we had to say that because you ain't shit.

Nobody knows you. Arkansas or whatever. Yeah, no one knows he R. And there's a tornado too, by the way. Remember? Isn't the tornado too? Maybe, but the line of 1K grand people, no chance.

But that would be so funny if you said 1K grand people. Let's see. And I see a line and get a few hundred people. Like, oh, damn this thing's funny. Hundreds. Yeah. So I got that one.

Again, this can be pop. This can be so sick. It's Oklahoma. Tornado. Tornado. Tornado. Tornado. There's a tornado warning.

People running. Get to the car, even, and the show was supposed to start at seven. And so there's tornado warning. So I'm like, oh, fuck, man. Well, hopefully they delay it. So I'm in the back in the green room and the guy who owns all the things. It's got to be that. Yeah.

He owns everything in Arkansas. Yeah. He owns Tulsa. Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Damn, you made me look dumb. He loans a little rock. Tulsa Arkansas.

Is it Arkansas? Fuck. Toledo, North Carolina. Guy who owns all the things. He goes, hey man, so I'm not going to be here for your show. So I'm going to give you a check now. Then it's not what I thought. I go, oh, oh, dude.

So it says sold out. So I think there's a mistake here. Does that come later? He goes, It's a fact, no problem. No, that's all you get. Southern boys, I think. Is that a fact?

Nope. Damn it. Yeah. Is that a fact? No problem. That's so. So Shab is saying that to him? No, he's, the Southern guy's saying, is that a fact?

No problem. I don't know if it makes sense. No, that makes no sense. So I think there's a mistake. Does that come later? He goes. He goes. Is that a fact?

No problem. Hey, I'll tell you what. Why don't we go to my office and talk there so we don't talk him for your friend's business. Oh, yeah, no problem. I go to the office. He has a cowboy hat on. He puts a cap of a hat on. He goes, here's a problem.

You didn't sell out. He goes, you're not a draw nobody knows who you are I think both fuck that'd be funny there was both I think it is

he goes nobody knows who you are I go excuse me he goes nobody knows who you are and I go well it says sold out this thing is not sold out it's a real problem

it's a real problem this time close he goes you you got two things working against you the sooners are playing yeah I remember the sooners

are playing that one Is that Eric Griffin? Sooners are playing? That's religion around here. So sooners are playing? Ain't nobody coming your show with Sooners. Why would you have a show that? Bill Burrs.

And tornado. And then he goes, and then also you had that tornado. That ain't helping either, Bob. Yeah. Oh, yeah, no doubt, dude. And then also nobody knows who you are. Yeah.

Yeah, you keep saying that, dude. But it said sold out online. He goes, yeah. We do that to comp the regulars who want to take. to the show. I go, 2,000 tickets? He goes, this thing wasn't moving. We had to do something. Wow.

So I go, oh, I go, I go, look at that. 18? 18 people in the crowd, dude. This is a giant fucking theater. And he goes, here's the other thing you're dealing with. We're on Indies. We're on Native American time. So I got to start on time.

I go, dude, I can't go out there for 18 people. Yeah. I go, just bring them in the back. I'll do the fucking show in the green room, dude, please don't make me go out there. Yeah. He goes, I'll tell you what you can do. Give him a hell of a show.

Put the scout down and goes, you can go out there, you can hell of a show. That's what you can do. Yeah. I go, yeah, no doubt, man. Fucking what, and he goes, you do well, I'm going to have you back. Tell you that, maybe we'll have you back a few years.

Yeah. Did you eat it in front of the 18 people or it's fine? Yes. So as, as my opener's on stage, from the tornado, people start coming in, but it's still. From the tornado, tornado's just throwing people in the theater. against their will.

They're like, please, take me. They want to go to the tornado. They have choices. Brennan Schaub stand up or a tornado there. Please, take me. Tornado, listen, please. And it starts blowing them to safety. They're like, no.

It goes to a category two from a three. It's like, no, no, it's getting better. You have a choice. You can either be in the tornado, risk that, or Brennan Schaubb, and then it's like, as the person's saying that, the other person is walking. towards a tornado. Running.

I'll take my chances with the tornado. It wasn't like good. My feelings are, nobody knew who y'all. Nobody knows who y'all. He kept saying that. Nobody knew who y'all. I'm redacted. What's up, big dog?

What's up, champ? Oh, man. I get it. Great job, Icarus lives. That was a long one. Bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese. What I love. This one's posted by Not Yet.

Says Joey Diaz says goodbye to the boys. Looks like a clip from Augustino Zingas show. Oh. I love you, brother. I love you, Joey. On the flip side, I'll be in touch seven, your wife.

My love. Get back here in a couple weeks, six weeks out of us. I love you. I love you. Thank you for me, too. All right, guys. Brendan got the handshake, they got the hugs, right?

You know what's going on there, eh? That's great. Good pool by Agostino's and guy. Brenna got the handshakes, you know what's going on there, bro. He don't like him, ain't it? Not a big fan of him, isn't it? Everybody in every accent should talk about Brennan Shah. From around the world, we need all accents.

Pondi fin de conduct upsteak in there. not got the handshake, bro. Brandon Sharp, not funny, man. All right. We got, uh, looks like a clip from, uh, gearheads gone wild. Always been a break guy, B, calibers,

rotors. All right. Post to my Mitchie slick LBC. Let's see what this is about. Here's the thing, though, before we go, you know how there's like feet fetish guys? They're into feet.

I'm a big foot guy. I'm a big break guy. I'm a big foot guy. Not a good audio clip to have online, dude. No. What? And then I, this goes to breaks because you push the break with your foot.

Oh, man. What a, what a, uh, segue. Yeah, genius. That's what I was like, yeah. Genius. What are you going to do, Nate? Volume punch me, motherfucker. One of the comments that I didn't read said that it's funny how all of our audio clips are from, uh,

the Nate Dia's call out. I saw that. I saw that. Well, when you have a fucking moment of inspiration, dude. What are you fucking, dude? I will fuck you up. That's for you. That was great how it didn't work.

Let's see. Here's the thing, though, before we go, you know how there's like feet fetish? That look, dude, it's like, oh no. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I just want to drive.

Dude, just drive, please. Now there's like feet fetish guys. They're into feet. I'm a big foot guy. I'm a big break guy. Nice. I love brakes. It's the first thing I notice on cars, the calibers, the rotors.

I love brakes. We've seen how fast this is. It handles well. The interior is ridiculous. But how is it stop? Do you know how it stops? Does it? Well, let's put that to the test.

There's a pedestrian crossing the sign right there. I'm going to pretend I'm an innocent bystander. Crossing the road. You try and stop this thing. All right. Do we do that? Of course. All right, brother.

You want to show the car brakes? Why? Oh, that's not bad. That's not bad at all, my man. Wow. he has no ability to well I say that he has no ability to show good content but that's not sure he shows

such great content that scene took three months I want to see I know this shows about fast cars and everything I want to see how it slows down dude whoever's writing this is homeless as fuck he thinks yeah that makes sense yeah they gave him that idea

so Brendan you're a break guy and the guy behind him is laughing he's like don't fucking laugh dude this is my big moment and then the next the next are we're a big moment they're gonna be on chance They want to be on checks.

They go, all right, Brennan, so we did the break thing. That was great. Gold. But next thing, how about how, like, what kind of sheet he used to cover the car? Can I ask him that. How do you cover it up so you can't see what the car looks like? Car cover. Sheet.

Oh, sheet, like a bed sheet. Yeah. Or how about this? How about, I got a bunch of poison that you could drink. You just drink the poison on the show. see if you could drive on poison. Yeah, yeah. Brendan, you know how you like to go to bed at night?

Yeah, like, how does a car go to bed at night? You get a sheet. What kind of sheet do you get? How do you turn the car off? I'm a big turning off the car guy. Also, his thing is drive fast all gas. Nowhere in that does it include brakes. Yeah.

He's a huge brake guy, though. Yeah, it's a weird dichotomy. Drive fast all gas, but the brakes are the most important thing. Yeah, he's a break guy all of a sudden. Sounds like a nice. electric car driver. Yeah, that's like a fucking beta male shit. Yeah.

My cars don't have brakes at all. I'm a gas guzzler. Exactly. I fucking, no street princesses. Fill out the tank. Go as fast as I can. The bigger, the better. Pause.

I'm a big traffic light guy. I like the lights on traffic. Red, yellow, green, all them. I like red and yellow, but not green. Yeah. Because I like to slow down. When that light turns yellow, I get excited to use my brakes.

Shout out to Brendan Chavez, the goat. All right, what do we have here? Guests don't want to be on because of the implication posted by not yet. It's a four minute clip. Let's see what this is about. The lay of the land's different. You know, when we're coming up. The land of the land is different.

Especially, I mean, this isn't anything shocking. Anybody, when it comes to, like, guests and stuff, it's all dependent on me. has been. And when we're in L.A. and I was at the comedy store and the improv and, you know, in the ice house and laugh factory, I was around comics all the time and I would always book them. And we all live close and we're one of the only shows in town, right? And then now it's just different. Now, those people that you guys grew up loving or maybe you're introduced to on the fire and kid, they have their own podcast now. They have their own platform. And to be quite, Frank, they're probably bigger than us now. A lot of those guys blew up.

up and it's not even that they don't like us it's just they don't need us anymore it's just a different time like we were a big platform and those guys exploded and it's kind of like and i get it it's not that they're bad guys it's just like why would i drive out there to do a show when i get more views doing my own thing so that's how it goes but i hear you brother uh one episode away from quitting, I don't know if we'd ever quit. I don't have an answer for you. I don't have an answer for you. What do you think, what do you think, Chin?

What do you think, Chin? Should I stop doing my own show? Chin's like, no, we're doing great. Heavy is the hat that is redacted. Yeah. With an American flag. It's a good point. You know, I see what he's saying.

Yeah, I think we all agree, though, that the, when you say the light, with Brian, that kind of went down after everything that happened. But then a lot of stuff happened, and you're also right about everyone's getting older. Like, you know, dude, before when you started, you didn't have Tiger yet, right? When you first started. Oh, no. Now you have a full-blown family.

I know. Brian has two families. You have a family. Things changed. There's a reason to live. Stay with me. Stay. I moved to Texas.

I moved here. I bought a cyber truck, please. I live in a cyber truck. I live in my cyber truck. We can't stop doing this. Next question. Next. Ask me what else I have. I have more stuff.

What? What? What? But I mean, it's cool to evolve into something. You never know what the next few years are going to look like. So it's a fun little ride. Who knows? Yeah.

I think we have to figure it out. Otherwise, it's a sinking ship. And that it's no longer worth for me doing it. Damn. Damn. You know? Because like my, my mortgage isn't paid off a fighter in the kit, you know? So we do got to figure out. But yeah, I mean, they could. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know.

I do know that there is a... And Brian can be, you know, he just has like the, he's upset. You know, he's upset the world and I get it. That's the thing I get it, dude. I'd be fucking furious too. Yeah. But he, there's a point where you, you know what Brian does? when he's mad. He gets what he wants. Question. I don't know if you know the answer. I'm curious. Like, what does Brian have to do with this? He's, so he's sad and that's the reason the show's not doing well? Or he doesn't want to

do the show a lot? Or what's, why is this Brian's fault? Because he, you know, he did some stuff in the 90s in the early 2000s that are affecting the show now. I see. Yeah. So it's, the, there's, and the issue is that has no alibi for the, these days. I mean, yeah. It's like dog, you're on a podcast saying that women have a, what's it called? Like an instinct to be raped. Oh, yeah.

You cannot, you know what I mean? Yeah. And then like, he's begging for people not to believe these allegations. And it's like, okay, well, like, what's your evidence? And he's just like, don't believe them. I don't understand why that, like, what that has to do with the show doing bad, though, unless it's like people don't want to watch it. If that's what you're saying, people don't want to watch it now because Brian is a bad guy.

What's the one thing that Shab's always talking about, dude? Merch. Narratives. Narratives, that's right. So that's the narrative? Exactly. So the narrative is that Brian's a rapist. And that is such fucked up on Chab's part to say like, my friend didn't do anything, you know, but it is his fault.

I mean, everyone thinks that. So no one wants to be on because of Brian. And he's blaming Brian for the end of the show. Guilty conscience. I mean, that doesn't come from nowhere. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, that's more on Brian.

He's obviously coming in there and talking about this thing years later. The article dropped sometime in July of 2020 after the Christalia thing dropped. Wow, it's been a while. And what they did at the time was try to start a Patreon. And then the company that whatever oversight the fighter and the kid has was like, no, you can't do that. we want Brian gone. Oh, like said that, maybe? Whatever oversight.

I wouldn't claim to know who or what. Yeah, isn't Brennan the guy? Brennan's like, look, I got, I just got done talking with the owner. You got to go. Ad companies. They didn't want to be. Oh, the ad companies didn't want to.

I like the idea of ad companies to like shop, you've got to get rid of Brian. And it's somebody from magic mind. Yeah. Saying, can you imagine somebody from wicks.com is like, you got to drop Koon. Rogue nicotine. Yeah.

So when our rain sponsors, like, Miguel can't be on the show. Yeah, no, I guess so. That makes sense. I mean, that's literally what happened. So they tried to skirt around that during the time of allegations and it didn't work out.

Yeah. And then they have been sinking since. And I'm assuming Brian's guilty conscience is entering the studio every day. Is that really what he's talking about, though, Brian, when he's like, I'm going through something. it's that.

Because it's like, it's so long ago. He sucks because he sucks his stand-up. His special was bad. But, like, you enter the headspace of Brian. Yeah. He's marking it all back to this LA Times article. Oh. Yeah, no, that's not true, Brian.

You're just bad at stand-up. You suck at stand-up for sure. Yeah. And maybe your style of stand-up was good at one time. And it was so good that even women wouldn't want to have sex with you, you know? Yeah, dude. At the end of the day. That's social media.

This isn't real. You have to go through it and then get over it, move on. And it's really hard for him to move on. Dude, he'll think, I don't know if we're going to come. But he'll hold it inside to where he thinks everyone's thinking a certain way when no one's not even caring about it. They have their own problems in their life. So he has to let that go.

Yeah, and I don't know if he can. You know what he worked through and the way people treat him. I don't know if there's ever, you ever coming back from it. And then, you know, Like, I'll know when he comes in if he's like, Dad, Papa, I'm like, fuck. The show's fucked. You know, like, well, I don't want to do it.

Yeah, I'll be honest. I'm like, fuck. Instead of being a friend and, like, hearing him out and, like, squashing that, immediately goes, the show's fucked. Yeah, he doesn't try to help him. It's so funny to blame it on Brian, because I don't really think it's Brian's fault that the show stinks.

Yeah, the show sucks. Yeah. Regardless. Yeah. With or without Brian? Show sucks. I'm not sure anybody could be, could be able to save the show with Shob.

Like, who are you going to bring in? And that would be, that sounds like Shab, like, listen, fucking Theo Vaughn's not walking through that door. Like, whoever would save the show. I thought you guys are friends. He's like, Theo Vaughn is not walking through that door. There isn't a Theo Vaughn, okay? The best we got is what we got here.

And he just goes like this to Brian's face. This is the best we got. Brian's hearing it all. Yeah. Brian's like, I'm over it. You guys keep talking about it. I don't, yeah, I don't watch the show other than the 10 minutes we watch every week,

so I don't know, but maybe Brian is not trying hard, I don't know. Who knows? I wouldn't be able to tell if he was. He stinks either way. I mean, there was a clip recently where Brian's like, yeah, I'm going through a lot right now. It's not a good time.

Maybe it's in this week's... Did we do it last week? Yeah. Yeah, we already did that. I don't want to do this, man. Yeah. And honestly, we've talked about this before, but people that used to be guests on here

that were stoked to be here and then suddenly they just bounced. At first, I was very, very like, what the, you know, what the fuck? That's so jacked up because, dude, this show has brought so many people, so much exposure. Yeah. But then I, if you really sit down and think about it, just like them, they have families. They have these things, and they're just worried about it. If they're in the entertainment world, you know, they're linked to this.

They could love you guys as much as they want, but they need to care about their bottom line, which is them and their families, you know, so I have to let that stuff go too. I know. That's life, man. Yeah. It's a good Observation, bud So I don't know

I didn't answer shit for you there But I hear you I hear you I hear you I like how the camera is tilted So they had to tilt it Yeah Cheen is the worst producer

I'm trying to do that news in the fucking Podcast screen Cheating the worst producer in the world But what was make me laugh Was With the Gets not being on the show anymore I think it would be funny

if it got to the point where it's not even the famous. It's like George won't return their calls. Like you want to come on the show? George is like, actually, I can't. I have a family. I got a thing. I got an AMC stubs. Dude,

if we asked somebody to come on our show and they said, like, I can't have a family. It's like, what am I doing? Yeah. What am I doing? What did I do to make that happen? We turned down the, we asked us to be on.

We're like, sorry, man. I have a family. I got a job. I can't be associated with Brian. It's like, can't be associate. You do a show. I'm sorry, sorry to cut you off, but I'm worried someone will see I'm on the phone with you. I got to go. If it's longer than a minute, they're going to know that we talked for two.

I got to go and I don't know who this is. Hey. Okay, so there's a lot of these clips coming out from the live T-FETK. What is it called the Golden Hour? Dude, one of them I sent to you. I was like, oh, it's rough. Yeah, I agreed with you. Bapa spent all day working on this killer bit, Pure Comedy Assassin,

SNL should be calling any day now, posted by Clint Puller of Chips. I think this is the one he said. Is it? I think so. Let's see. The rodeo last night, my kids,

my wife kept rolling her eyes because we're having a fucking awesome. No. In rodeo, I kept doing this character. I kept going, let's get out the ropes and get the ropes on them bulls. Weeners.

My son was laughing. Yeah. I did it 30 times. Weeners is crazy. You just mean. But you get one. It's so fun, though. One laugh from your kid, though, is like, well, we're doing that all day.

Oh, and I was kind of bored. I'm like, fuck it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Should I? I bring up the wieners and make this exciting. Um, yeah, no, I, I, I, the rodeo's lit. Hmm.

Hey. They're all, these are the three best people ever do comedy, dude. They wrote the book on live shows. Oh my God Oh man How many more thousands of views Would they have if they didn't have a desk People looking at this

Yeah, you want that Meanwhile, I'm literally on screen Oh fuck, it wasn't on screen the whole time No I'm literally on screen Looking the same exact way Hey, you know me about that We're fucking this is about podcasting

And all three of us fuck This is a yeah This is a podcast physique It's important to be like this spicy. Why is it taking so long? I know, there's a huge delay. Let's see.

When life is so bad, Chin has to console you, Bri. Brian Caldon. We watched this one already for sure. Oh, yeah. The one where he's like,

you know. Oh, we watch this on the live stream. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. I'm having a hard time.

Yeah. I'm having a hard time. And you know what, though, dude? I did a lot of thinking about this because you know I drive a lot. So I didn't want to have this thought conversation with myself. Yeah. Who gives a fuck if you're having a hard time, dude. Nobody cares. Nobody dude. Good. Good.

That's what you're supposed to do. You know why? Because you're only sad about yourself. It's a very selfish thing because you sucked ass at comedy. You could have got better. You didn't get better. Instead, what you did was ruin the lives of some women. You know what I mean? Yeah. And whether that's true or not, it didn't end in an amicable fashion, you know? What, like, your argument is that it's not true. It's like, well, they fucking hate you, dude, you know? And there's truth to that. Yeah. Because if what you're saying is true, they, they still don't like you at all because of what you did. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's much worse with Brian, okay? What you just said, but what made me laugh a little bit about that is that that sentiment, you didn't get any better

at comedy and all you did was like ruin the lives of a few women could be said about 75% of O'Brien. A hundred percent. But on a much lesser scale than Brian. Anyways, yeah, no, you're right. It's selfish and he's whining and he does nothing to, you know, make it better. He's admitted no fault and he stinks. Yeah. It's like it's all baseless claims. It's like, I don't know, because you are on podcast talking about how women like this.

Yeah, and you've done, it's like, if you didn't do that, you sure pick some real kind of stupid things to say. Right? Like you jack off in a car when he comes picks you up, you talk about lying to women pretending that you're like, what, veterans or, The Scottish nobleman. How that worked, we'll never know. But yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all good, Brian. You know, I've been having a hard time.

Yeah, listen. I'm not sure how to get out. Sometimes you get into a situation where you're not sure how to get out of it. But that's okay. You too. You've heard of it. It's good.

I have friends I can call and talk to. You know, sometimes you just, sometimes in life, no matter who you are, you're going to be in something alone and you've got to find your way through. Brian is such like, I wonder if this has been said before and it's kind of a doucheable, but Brian's such like a bad harasser than instead of me too, it's you two. Like, this is another victim. But then he also quoted the YouTube lyric, which may you think about it.

You know what I'm talking about, right? What? They have that song that can't stuck in the moment that you can't get out of. It's like a you've got to. I'm not a big YouTube fan. All right, well, the show's over. You've always been a YouTube guy, huh? Irish blood is like

You too, dude I'm loyal to the soil Loyal to default Was that her loyal Yeah loyal to default I am light as shit Dallas Yeah What's a potato dude

Just a tater tot I know the name Twice a week Sorry You know he knew it was gonna trigger Brian No it's not trigger me When I see stuff like this This inspires me

I've been having a moment for a while It has nothing to do by that By moment you mean 40 years I don't think it's a moment You'd be worse. You could smoke a scar backwards. You could.

You could. That always helps too. Could be worse. I know. Has it ever made anything ever better when someone goes, it could be worse. It just makes me feel worse for being a bitch. I feel like a bitch if I, if you tell me, well, you know, this, that, and I'm like, oh, then I mean, I mean even bigger bitch, you know.

It's okay. No, you figure it out, man. Just the no hell. That's always good. I had that happen. My mom's funeral. Someone could have went, someone. Ryan is salty, dude.

He says, you'll figure it out. And Brian goes, that's always good too. That's a good douche. Brian's pissed. Yeah. Shob didn't do this to you. Yeah. Shob's your lifeline, you fucking ungrateful fuck. I mean, you tried to do the Stephen Crowder thing. It didn't work out. It's like something tells me it's Brian. It's not, it's not, it's around him. It's not a circumstance that surround him at every city.

Crowder is such a bad person, dude. That video of Crowder yelling at his pregnant wife. He wouldn't even let her fucking drive the car. I need the car for me. And then the Crowder sees the way Brian acts wrong with him. And he's like, I'm sorry, but we have rules here. You got to. Remember how Crowder had the thing that he pushes to tell Brian to shut up?

That wasn't actually that. It was like a shock. It was a thing to shock him when he saw him making eyes at the female intern. He's like, he pressed it. He's like, oh, God, we need to. She's a great worker. Yeah, we can't. I, look, I don't like women either.

Okay, I'll be honest with you. But there are certain things you can't do now. Right? And you've done them all. Yeah. I got to let you go. Could have been both your parents. Fuck you.

I'm like, I'm fucking 17 right now. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what you do, man. Oh, it's going to be fine. I got some ideas. Good things. Good things going. I'm glad he said good things after I got some ideas.

Yeah. Because saying I got some ideas and then saying nothing after it, sounds like you're going to do what you can't say on YouTube. Yeah. Fuck a squirrel. Yeah. Fuck a squirrel in a tree. I like to bring it down.

You know, by the way, no matter what you're going through in life, I don't give a fuck what you're doing. If you start talking about it and you start saying, like if somebody says how you do it, doing. If my dad says that and I were to say to my own father, uh, you know, I never do that because nobody wants to be around that, including me. Okay. And it doesn't help you in any way. Yeah. If you are talking to your friend and you say, how are you doing? They want to know how you're doing. These guys don't understand basic human interaction. Yeah. That might be the problem. And then Brian's like,

and I don't want to either. I actually do want to hear how my friends are doing. Yeah. Yeah, dude. That's why I ask you fucking reedag. If I can help, I don't even care if you're my friend. Yeah. Like some, yeah, granted, sometimes I will be too tired to help out Miguel. A lot of time. A lot of time.

But like most of the time, I don't even care if you're my friend. I'm not a good guy, but I have enough good in me to want to assist you if I can. He's very selfish. Brian Callan is the most selfish person I've seen in the last week at least. Yeah. And that's from someone who lives in Los Angeles and does comedy. Exactly. Wayeo central.

It's taking forever. It's too long. It's too long. It's way too long. But that one is, Bobby Lee is one of my closest friends. That's, and Bobby Toddpoh.

Something's wrong with my life, no one's been more supportive when I started than Bobby Lee did. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby Lee is one of my best room. I mean, dude, there's so many things that he can atone for

that he refuses to. He thinks that he could just like let it, it's never going to vanish. You know? Yeah. No, I mean, a piece of shit. That's a piece of shit thing to say. And the other thing is like, if you want to, dude, go into some other field and like start a new job. Yeah. Like you, there is no, there is hope for you.

Just not in stand up comedy. You are not funny, first of all, which is a basic prerequisite to be weakway to stand up comedy. And, uh, you do a podcast every week for 10 years with Brendan Chop. If Callan wasn't a dangerous human being twice to be near, I'm sure he's, he seems to have the wherewithal to do a lot of different jobs. I would trust him as like an H-FAT guy, maybe, if there's no women at the office. A linguistic. That I don't know about it.

Afghanistan. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, maybe he could be like a speech pathologist. Once again, have no women come to it. But he can get into preaching. He could be a preacher at a church. Yes.

Yeah, if he, that was a religious turn, I think at one point with him. He could do that. There's a lot of scumbags in that. So he would fit right in. Yep. go. So how you doing? But no one's asking they did. No one's asking how you're doing.

That's just a general. If you, if someone starts telling me how they're doing. Yeah. And then you're, and by the way, do that. Like they're real.

Damn, dude. Keep Austin weird, dude. They're bringing L.A. out there. This is L.A. energy, dude. Yeah. It's like a stupid, stupid bit, you know.

Dude. When somebody's actually told me they were doing that that day? And then there's a bunch of people. Oh, there's a lot. We didn't go. Facts.

Facts. Facts. If they told me how they were really doing, I would fucking kill them. Dude, how they were on the committee. Even like that. The Latino get pregnant. But they put the comb on the back because of the way back.

Are you guys sitting together because you're fucking. Imagine, dude, imagine if somebody asked you, how are you doing and you actually told them how you're doing, dude, you would have no friends because you're a mess. You suck. Everything you do, dude, turns to fucking dust. Yeah, I disagree. It's just a stupid bit that they're doing. I hate it. Yeah, I know. I do like to hear how people are doing. And guess what, dude, I'm funny. You know what I mean? So I'm going whatever they're going through funny. Yeah. I laugh. And then it's funny. So like this one girl told me recently that her now ex, one of the reasons why she broke up with him is because he said that,

yeah, you could lose little pounds, right? Not funny. Yeah. Don't ever say that to women. No. This guy's autistic or something. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Which is gross. By the way, just kidding. But now whenever I talk to her and I ask how she's doing and I'm like, yeah. And also you could lose a couple of pounds. hilarious. Hilarious. Why? Because I'm a good listener.

clocked that. She says, fuck you. Last, dude, like a fucking SpongeBob Square pants character.

I guess that makes her a big old pussy. Yep. But good example of what you can get, the golden bits

you can get from asking somebody how they're doing. Mm-hmm. And then how you can make that a running gag.

You're on their side now. You're not even on my side. Yeah, I think I'm on their side now. It's a great joke. Let's see here. Oh,

whoa. Whoa. And by the way, I'm not fucking doctor, Phil. I'm not. Also, you're not. It's not good for you. I can't help.

It's not good for you. I got my own shit. It's not even good for you to talk to yourself that way alone. Because it's like, what are you doing? Find a way out, create your way out of the problem. Be funny. Figure it out. Or don't.

Okay. I basically just gave the same advice. Be funny. Yeah, I mean, I had negative self-talk. If that's what he means is probably bad. But I think you can talk to people about your problems. It's all good.

But, you know, that's a huge, that's, that's the biggest thing is like, if you're, if you're going through anything, if you are negative about it and you actually talk about it, like, I just don't think that helps, guys. It doesn't help, you know. Some people it does maybe, but I, but like, talking through it is not helpful. Do you have a solution that I can do that now give me a solution, I mean a hundred million dollars I can have? Yeah.

Yeah. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be nice. Are you a therapy guy? No. No?

You never tried it? Yeah, I tried it. It didn't do a fucking thing. And I tried it. Can you work for you? Yeah. I mean, feel bad. I mean, like the therapist is dead or something.

That'd be funny if he tried therapy like weeks before these accusations happened. He's like he attaches therapy to him acting terrible. Hilarious. Bad timing for Brian. Bad times all around. first mention of Rogan 16 minutes into episode one thought I was going to be a lot earlier posted by Dave Oz 66. It's a lot of self-control. Man, everyone's watching this now, dude.

You know? It's number one show on Tooby right now, I've heard. Number 876 show in the world, but number one on To be for sure. Toir. Okay, this is the one that I sent you, dude. Okay. Busy Middle 8108. This is so painful.

full. Yeah. If I was Bapa, I would probably quit stand-up comedy from this. Damn. Because this is out there live. And guess what? I didn't film it. You know what I mean? All those factors combined. Somebody else was filming from their phone. We're doing a live show that's probably not sold out. And I just repeated somebody else's joke and nobody laughed. Gerardo's quitting stand-up comedy and getting into, I don't know, gay porn or something, dude, something else. Recipe for a new career in gay porn. Yeah. And I'm ready to start any day. Are you sure it was him? I'll never forget his voice.

There's another guy back here that's got the same voice. I don't want anybody you're fucking about me. You love it. You love it. I love Delea as the Joker laugh. And like his weird body movement. It sounds like Joaquin Phoenix Joker. I love every time I hear it.

It cracks me up. All right. Here goes. Here goes the fucking punchline, dude. No, he was just, hi. He was like, this is the greatest day of my life. Hopefully they don't pick on me.

And then fucking Chris. Oof. Yeah, he killed the bit. Oh, my God. If I was Chris Delia, I would just start laughing. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, it's funnier when Chris is good-dooching him. But he looks at the crowd as if, like, you guys all see this, right? I'm not crazy. You guys all see this. Brendan Shab is just a figment of Christalia's imagination.

Some sort of demon. He tortures Christalia as punishment for his crimes. He shouldn't ask a question though, right? Dude. Save the show. Oh my God. Save the show, Eric.

Nuts, dude. Call a random audience member instead of Shab. Shout out to Hassan for joining our Patreon. Just did it right now. That's what I'm talking about. Thank you. Down to you just good douched.

Hardcore, dude. Join the Patreon on Saturdays. Actually, wait a minute. That doesn't make any sense. It's not a Saturday, dude. Join the Patreon on Monday nights. Tuesdays. On Tuesday nights.

Yeah. Well, Monday. Well, today is Tuesday. Monday nights we record. Yeah. So join it then we would see. At 7 o'clock Seattle timeish. Anytime after that for three hours,

join the Patreon and we'll shout you out on the show, dude. Yeah, live. Live. We're not live. We're not like. I don't know where I am. I almost press this again. Next.

He didn't press anything. Damn. Official 2B TV app subtitles betrayed Bapa posted by Don't Lose Your Coup 1. What up guys? I'm Brenda. Oh, fuck.

I'm Brenda in shop. Yep. Wow. They're doing the best they can, dude. The algorithm is like he talks about shops. the time. Name was Brenda, apparently.

Brian is on suicide. Okay. Post about pee on my teeth. You're not a merch guy either. I'm not in anything guy, right? Things aren't going so well. No, Brian is getting worse.

No. Yeah, we saw this. Pee on my teeth. Maybe laugh out loud, dude. That is fucking funny. Yeah. Brian, good luck. You should get into construction or something.

this is posted by one of our guys you want to party it's the song And you know what's so funny dude is that I made my own video for this But I included us and I knew it wouldn't be posted to Chang's Oh okay

If it was posted to Changs someone would have to edit their own video Oh nice nice And he ran into the same problem I did dude What's that? Just he got to this point And he didn't really edit any other videos Dude he just stopped And he just had this on the screen

For however long dude And then the ending is just Brendan Schaub dancing, which is, you know, if it's... Right. But shout out to you. You need a deal to. You want a party?

Shout out to you. Thanks for posting that to the Changs. Thank them. Gossip Queen Brenda spills everything. Posted by HBH-E-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-E. H-Bs. It's just talking about Theo Vaughan living next to Candace. So we talked about.

this, right? Her neighbor's Theo. Her and Theo live like next door to each other. Canna's? Yeah. No. Super close. For real? Because I was at Tucker Carlson's Christmas party. What? Yeah. How did you get that invite? Oh, Theo. No, I didn't know Theo's going to be

there, but I go. Why was Joey Diaz laughing? He said, Theo. Yeah. Everybody's, because he's homeless too. Everyone is. And someone want to pictures me and Theo and Theo goes, let's get a black in him. Like, oh, dude, he goes, Candice. Candace. I'm like, but I didn't know they knew each other. I'm like, hey, dude, cut it. And then she's like, oh, laughing. And I was like, how do you know Candace? He's like, oh, dude,

she's like a sister. He's like, the kids call him Uncle Theo and shit. He's over there like four days a week for dinner. Man, just going, huh? You know this is live, right? That's fucked. Yeah, he kind of fucked Theo. Shocker. Shocker. Um, just two alphas is posted by D. Darth 7. And who is this? Jordan from the Jiu Jordan guy? Gordon loves. Jiu-Jitsu. Gordon Ryan. Gordon. Oh, okay. I aren't vaguely remember that name. Just two alphas ready to run a beta's day. That sounds like they're about to fuck a beta.

Yeah, ruin a Bay's Day. It sounds, uh, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh, I heard, I read run. Either one is kind of strange to say. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like not human to want to ruin people's days. Well, it also sounds like you're going to fuck them. Yeah. It's weird. Or you're just going to drive obnoxiously down the street very loudly. That, yeah, that runs it. Like, man, I, I was having a great day, but then these two alphas drove really fast by me and I'm just so pissed. Yeah, me and a couple of the betas all get together at the end of the day and we're always like, did Alpha ruin your day today?

Yeah, same. Yeah, no, I was there. I had like, that guy must have motted his truck. Fuck. Fuck. God damn it. He's got great blowers. I remember.

It ruins my day. An homage to the king of the Austin comedy scene, sorry in advance if it's not a good dish posted by Wildcard Lucas. We're watching Mr. Jones on MTV, and I love that fucking video, man. And I loved that you dancing in that, was it like a living room or something like that? Yeah, yeah. I'm like, I want to be that free. Like, you seem so loose.

You were so in the moment. I want to, like, figure out how to get there. It's a moment. This is great. I love it. It was very smart. Yeah, great dish. It's going to get gadooshed on YouTube, so we're going to stop there, but that's great.

I mean, look at all the highlights. You know what I mean? Mr. Joe and me. All right. Stay off the steroids kids posted by OK, Employee, 7998. Yeah. Is this evidence of steroids? It kind of looks like Brock Lesnar's face.

I know this is from the clip where he's like, I can't see shit. I need a hat. And they get a hat. And they got a wacky hat. Yeah. Steroids makes you look like a fucking crow magnin or whatever. And maybe the blood vessels here? I don't know.

But for sure he's on steroids. Yeah, I think so. Only Brendan Bop Schaubb would make a car show where he says he's nervous driving. Who posted this one? Dandy Kaufman, too. Shocker, Danny. You got the freaking burnouts. How's it doing a straight line?

It's pretty fast. Fucking amazing, bro. Yeah? Yeah. You want to try it? Hell yeah. Try it, bro. Hell yeah.

Just a $500,000 car. We'll see how it goes. Yeah, bro. Hell yeah. Mey, dog. Yeah, bro. Hell yeah. There we go.

This car's too expensive to mess up, man. You got me nervous. You spend too much time, too much money, dialing this thing in. I'm not going to mess your ride up. Right on. It's all good, though. I drive my shit, you know? You can always fix it.

I hear it. nervous driving a car, eh? Just driving a car? Bray. You're driving like Cooney right there, too. If he's driving like me, he should be nervous. Everybody is. Let's see.

Let's just, I want to find something good before we end the show. What was the crazy thing that you mentioned? That he did today or whatever. Oh, that's what it is. Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes. That's what I'm looking for. sorry, I get so invested in the show. I just turn my brain off.

Who are you, me? I turn my brain off, though, regardless of whether I'm invested or not. What is this? Adriculcural? What? Posted by CDP screen, Sun, Reddit. Hemp as an ardu... Hemp as an agricultural product.

Agricultural. Yeah. Yes. I thought it was going to be a hard word to say Don't cut this part out, Chin That girl lying Posted by Schizophrenic Turtle Let's see

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Just seeing all the people there Sure thank you At the fights That's cool you go to all the prelims And everything Because that's well You're gonna see Some of the better shit

People don't even know what's happening Oh right That's tough It's tough Yeah, it's good. Turn of the rat. Why is it the rat? Are you the rat?

You're the rat. You're the rat. The rat king. Yeah, they call me the rat king. Whenever Brendan Sharp and I had a podcast, he's called the king in the sting. And they called me the rat king because... Is Brendan Sharp still gay? What?

Go for it. Dude, hit your buttons, dude. I don't know. Fuck. I'm look. I got nothing. I don't want that. That's amazing.

I never. I'm kidding. I never been with him. I got it. I never been with him. I never been with him. I mean, he's always seen his wife says he's straight. His wife says he's straight.

That girl lying. No, man, but he gave me that nickname. And then that's... Damn, dude, this is great. Wow. I'm the opposite. So this one, let's see. Nate Diaz and Chris Avila

watched their outtakes from bus boys. And Quethear getting Nate in this movie. movie. Joe Piper. Bapa weighs in on Joe Pfeiffer. We need to go ahead. What was posted today, though. Where is it? Okay, here we go. You haven't seen this. This is it? This is it. Oh, I didn't see this coming. I didn't think that it would be a thing with his, his wife. His beautiful wife. Bapa with the smallest dig. Do you want to guess what happens here, dude? No. Yes, you do. Guess. She pretends to take his pants off and is surprised how smallest dick is or something.

Okay. Not too far off, unfortunately. Oh, wow. This is not AI, dude. This is a real thing. I can't believe he agreed to that, man. This is, this is the the harbinger of the end, I think.

This is not good. Whose idea was this? Definitely Brendan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. Don't be silly if I'm wearing your clothes. That's a good one. Dude, that might do. Dumbuch.

What rhymes with likes? Yikes. Fuck. It's kind of funny to have this... What the fuck! Right after that other clip that preceded this. He goes back to back. I don't, yeah.

She's lying. Nate shouldn't say stuff like that, but it's funny in context. Damn, you had to turn around and make sure that you knew is him. Just, I don't know, dude, not a good look. It's back to his, like, idiotic meathead humor. Yeah. This fits. Like, who did that?

Brennan's shop. And you know what bugs me the most? Is that they're not good at this whole cutting thing. Like, it's the whole, like, this aspect of social media is like cool because it's like, oh shit, it looks real. Look at the cut here. They're in completely different. The cameras even move. You know what I mean?

They're not professional to be. Look at the camera moved. The windows or the mirrors in a different spot. Now, you're just putting literally. Ah, I see. Yeah. Her arm is not where it was. She didn't do the throwing action to start the new video.

That bugs the fuck out of me. You have to start it all over. Leave the camera in the same spot. You got to make it look like it's a real thing that's happening. You got to move to Austin, B. Thank you. Fix it. I was waiting for you to say that.

I'm out of here. Nuts, dude. The bad. Bad stuff. Not good. This is worse than Brian. I would, I would stop. I would leave, I would leave my whole family if she made me do this.

Mm-hmm. I'm like, well, I thought it was a good dad, but now you want to get in a leotard. I'm not going to do that. It's disrespectful to the barn. Yep. To the storage studio, yeah. And then this is wake up, be more banger content from the shops just dropped. Big Battle of 9-126.

Sad. Food's going to become the next scarce resource, guys. Yeah. So it's not looking good for everyone out there, dude. Well, next week will be better. Hopefully. I'm like, for the longest time, what, 180 episodes of praying for the downfall? I want to see an up-uprise.

Yeah, there's got to be a turn. But anyways, thank you guys for coming. I got a new podcast on the Patreon called The Sandbaggers. It's where we talk about, this is all no jokes, no hold barred. We just get down to real business, dude. That's facts. First episodes with my buddy Tim Obis. So check it out.

And we do early access for this show on there too. See you next week.