10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub IS A NICE GUY! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #117

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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Turn off your Snapchat Cause sometimes you just send your messages Oh really dude? Under the spotlight You learn a fact that almost kills your mind You try to lie But DMs show the truth the way they think it You make a weird fates.

As Brendan interrupts you on the show. You are canceled. Cause this is Diddle-a, Diddle-a Night. And no one's gonna save you cause you are a real bad guy. You are a Diddle-a, Diddle-a Night. You're fighting for your life inside of Diddle-a, Diddle-a, Diddle-a night. You're fighting for your life inside a diddle-a, diddle-a, diddle-a, diddle-a. I really do. One take.

I'll be texting chicks after my show and they're all Mexican. Stop at my favorite time of the week. When you get to hear Papa try to speak. Release surprises today. You better act gay or watch 10 Minutes of Shop. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, great to have you here.

As always, join the Patreon. Gerardo, what have we done recently? Recently, we did Matt Rife's stand-up comedy crowd work special. Oh, shit. Yeah. A game monster. Lose quotes around special. Yeah. It was a crowd work special. Oh, shit. Yeah. A game monster. Lose quotes around special. Yeah.

It was a crowd work special. Mm-hmm. Crystal Lee is no pain. Mm-hmm. And Joe Rogan's Burn the Boats. I'm sorry. There's a buzzing. I'll fix that while you're talking.

Okay. Well, yeah. So if you're interested in any of that, join the Patreon deity. Yeah. But that is not... Oh, also, we go live on Wednesdays now. So if you want to see us live,

every Wednesday we're live. Yes, and it's fun. We were wearing golden hour jackets last time, dude. Yes. It was pretty litty. And then I stream on Twitch at twitch.tv slash Gerardo Comedy. Random schedule, though. No schedule.

We don't matter, but thank them to the fans that helped us crowdfund those horrible, horrible golden hour jackets. They literally say GH on them like glory hole. Yeah. But we wore them, daddy. Anyways, that's not why you're here today. You're here to watch 10 minutes of shop.

So start the timer and play the chin clip. Alrighty. Well, we, uh, us here at T-MOS, we, you know, if I had a stack of papers right now, I'd go like this and like line them up, you know? Oh yeah. Yeah. Cause we're very organized here at T-MOS dude. Of course.

Uh, and so I put up, uh, the chins all commented like dude. And so they're all in order where they're supposed to go. Good. And this one here is posted by how do you, oh, chow. Why, why does it show it weird now? It shows it weird. Oh, is it a different like a, what do they call when they update a website? Oh, an update. Hell yeah, dude. This one's called Drakus Duplessis. Is that how you say his name? I think so.

I call him DDP because I don't know how to... But then I feel like I'm talking about porn. So DDP names the waters after his own win over Adesanya. Drakus Duplessis. Duplessis. Yeah, Duplessis. Duplessis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's him saying, Drakus Duplessis. Yeah, Duplessis. Duplessis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's him saying,

Drakus Duplessis tweeted, Brendan Schaap, great prediction. You has been. JK, you've never been. Whoa. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That is harsh as hell.

Yeah. Jeez. Remind me never to insult DDP. All these UFC guys are douching the shit out of brennan recently yeah who knew that they could they were so good at the comments but then brennan's trying to be like cool with sean strickland he's like really he's a ha ha shit resharing trump trickling's post we're all buddies yeah oh dude you got me this time i'll get you next time freaking and then he does some zing that doesn. Yeah, you probably don't even have a favorite shoe for your loser that would work on me. Daddy, this one's called great

prediction never win them posted by zoo suited eight. It's a Brendan shop. Great protection. You has been never been and I don't know if there's something else we're supposed to see here always had your back for this fight brother safe. just some fan. Okay. So it's the same post, but they're the most liked picture post could have been like a famous UFC guy or something. I don't know. Yeah. It looked like a fan. Yeah. Nobody knows who you are be. Okay. So this one's posted by showman 16. It's called he'll light you up and yeah, see, he's just fair play.'d be mad too ddp's a monster hey yeah dude i get it i get it i get it dude i mean the this time i was wrong ddp is is the man and we're but we're buddies and he's not making fun of me so calm down haters i didn't read it i'll light him up though you know if i was in the the UFC, I'd be beat his ass, bro. Yeah, dude. If Brendan wanted to, he could kick his ass and defeat

him mentally, but he's decided not to, which is why he's a King. Yeah. Right. And they said, did some sort of like decathlon. He would win academically also, you know, 34 on the ACTs 32. Don't touch it up on my go. This one made me laugh very hard, dude. This is the Ronda Rousey brutal AMA that took place. I want to say two days ago this morning on my Twitter was the first post where Ronda Rousey was apologizing for her thoughts on the elementary school that got shot up by that guy. Alex Jones got good for and it's pretty funny. We don't have to go through the whole thing, but let's just highlight what's happening here. Pull up the chin clip. So the AMA. Hi everyone. This is Ronda Rousey. I recently launched a Kickstarter for my first graphic novel

called expecting the unexpected bunch of stuff, right? Sure. It's her. I think it's about some from what I my research is like some pregnant lady in a comic book basically expect the unexpected you know like when you're expecting a baby oh yeah did she just have a kid or something i know you don't know the answer i think so oh she okay but i just know that the lady looked pregnant in the graphic novel i see so she's doing a she's kind of like living uh Brendan Schaub's dream in a way. She's making her own comic book. I wonder if her character is ever going to meet Mr. Doom.

Brendan Schaub's like, oh, I would never buy that. It's not going to sell at the store. Yeah. He's an experienced seller. Good luck. I mean, I've sold comics, so I know what sells.

Good luck with that. So first one is pretty hardcore. It's just over a decade, You tweeted this thing about that, that event, right? And then the other comments just start rolling in. This is what I don't like about reddit on the computers that you can't really navigate to. Okay, so here let's just go down here. Nice. Hey, Rhonda, big pro wrestling and MMA fan here. Thanks for taking questions. Who's your dream male opponent you'd like to work with? And do you regret spreading disgusting conspiracy theories about you still find them interesting? Got a great turn. The best comments are the ones where it starts one way and then hit some hard because I don't expect it. Dude, if you want to spend like an hour going through, there's so many messages exactly like that. Really? Just complete 180 things. I wonder who's writing them like who specifically to cats or people are pissed off about that, like somehow connected to what happened. I'm assuming there's a large

community of people that don't like, you know, the spreading of misinformation about elementary school getting shot. Yeah. Do you plan on firing your PR team for this dumpster fire? Hey, Rh ronda big fan one quick question i've always wanted to ask the funniest way to start do you find any irony in your acting performances and professional reckoning in light of the fact that you were a vocal denier of that massacre and made claims that those involved were hired actors then just going on and on it it's honestly a really good read. I laid in my bed earlier just like laughing at this shit, dude.

This is like the end of when you scroll all the way down on a bad special. Remember how we found out you have to go to the bottom? Yeah. Because like people have either they pay or they have all the good comments go on the top. Yep. So if you hate a stand-up special, you got to scroll all the way down to the bottom

and that's where you get the good stuff. Yep. That's just a tip. That's why I read it so dope because on here, all the downvoted stuff is actually them answering questions. How old is the character? Where are they trying to find themselves later in life? And then there's just like negative 89

downvotes. That's so fucking funny. What a mistake to do this on her part. And so Ronda Rousey came out this morning and posted screenshots of Notes app of her being like, I've been thinking about this every day since it happened and I denied it

at the time. She blamed the team. Just kidding. Yeah, someone told me some weird information and I just ran with it. Who would have doubted something like this? But you know what? I was wrong.

And you know what? You got me. That's on me. That's on me, man. Deny a massacre of elementary school kids getting killed? Good. Good. It's funny that it's a mistake,

but then it's also about pregnancy, which could be a mistake. Maybe the comic book was a mistake. Hey, Ronda Rousey doing comic books. How'd that go? Yeah. How'd doing an MMA go? MMA, AMA. There are too many things that are

close. Both questions could apply. True. Okay. This one's posted by a major ad 4903. It's called Theo's still figuring some things out and you know he's got Donald Trump on the podcast that you know I'm saying right classic great episode. I think there's some clips from it. I could be wrong, but it'll be later in the episode. Here's another one posted by cold guests. It's called some catnip from our beloved

CEO of P. If jeans Brian Campbell posting the Eiffel Tower. You doing a comedy tour in Paris? Beast of a work ethnic B. Brian Campbell said canceled kids have baseball. Speaker 2 and there's his kids in bed. The added dis of it not being T-ball exactly. It's like even more of a good douche. Yeah, it's a clever man that Brian this one's just funny. It's posted by Krakinski 76. The Netflix special was so funny. Laughed out loud. It's his face. God. Oh, good morning. Joe Rogan's penis or gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble like Kobayashi. All right. This one's posted by rare ad eight, six, five, six. Don't read

the comments. I didn't really read this one yet. Let's see here. Well, it sounds good. However, I don't recall you being very accurate on other fight predictions. Interesting. Please tell me who gets them all right. That's why MMA is great. You never know. This is why most people in the MMA space are scared to pick anyone's tough to do without parroting haters. why most people in the MMA space are scared to pick anyone. It's tough to do. Without parroting haters, go through my picks, then go through someone else's. Let me know how. Let me know how.

Let me know how that goes for you, my man. So did Brendan write this or did one of the people that do socials for him write it? Dude, he's doing his own socials now. Oh, that's right. He did say. What the hell? Sorry, sorry, sorry. How's the test on you?

Did he do the show for the thugs of it? So it's definitely him because of the misspelling there, you think? Yeah. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I'm surprised there's only one half-spelled word, you know? Yeah. It's pretty good.

But I mean, I can't imagine taking the time to write something that long to just one comment, right? Still doing it, even though he doesn't read it? It's signs that he's doing Kratom again, because you know what Kratom leads to? Long comments, daddy. Yeah, yeah, we know that. Because we did some anti-Kratom stuff

in the beginning of the show, which we'll never do again. We did it this last Wednesday. And we always get people being like, it helps me. Listen, you guys don't get it. Or some people are really mad about it. Sorry.

There's this one lady that was high on Kratom, high off her ass on Kratom during our live stream. And she kept leaving like long fucking comments in the live chat. We just never, we just never read them. Yeah, no, I didn't. Those were, I actually didn't read those. Yeah. Oh, I wish her the best.

Carla, I hope you're doing good, dude. Okay. So this one is called, it's all for the cats posted by mike shack 86 nobody knows who you are whoa pretty awesome dude damn toyota yaris right there you know i'm saying daddy that's haphazard's car yeah haphazard it's in ohio though so probably not whipping it dude with the homeless cat right there dude is minimum sky in ohio probably um is that an ohio plate yeah look at that ohio the continent or the state so this one's posted by i broke my back and this is when we get into fire companion okay nice san jose jack johnson territory dude basset Took this screenshot of Bapa acting casual on JRE.

So there's claims that he's a walking billboard that we'll see coming up soon here. So satisfying to see the reactions to Izzy's loss posted by Jackie Van Noss. This is when I was watching the fight actually with the companion on. Oh yeah? Nice. It was pretty dope. Was it a good companion?

I had to go see a doctor because I was close to ending my life. That's how bad it was. Good. It was really good. Oh, it was so good that you were like I can't even. Life's not worth living. I'll never be this good. Yeah, let's see. I tried guys. This is supposed to I downvote days. I tried, guys. It was immediately too redacted to continue. Sorry, guys. I was going to man the Friars tonight. I was immediately met with a neon yellow DFAG hat and full redact, so I'll be clocking out early. Man. Yeah, there's a lot of merch on this new venture, which is funny because on the old venture,

we know from ordering the jackets, there's a fire sale. They cut half off everything. In fact, if you select something to buy, like we did with the jackets, it's like, oh, if you bought this, you qualify for even more merch. You get a half off a jersey. Yeah, there's actually a face that comes on screen.

He goes, please buy something else. Please buy a sticker. Buy a sticker. It's $2. Yeah, a shop sticker. I was hoping sticker. Buy a sticker. It's $2. Yeah. A shop sticker. I was hoping that would be a good act out, but I feel like I regret it now.

No, that's fine. But it kind of fits the desperation of wanting to sell the merch. I think they want to just get rid of all of the Thick Boy merch now. They've realized it was a mistake and they got the best brands for marketing. They're like, well, we got to get rid of it.

Let's just cut a half price and then trick them even more yeah and cut it down until we get rid of like our thousand donut t-shirts that we have you know there's a thickie out there that's like i just bought something and they're giving me half off something else right now oh yeah that was almost me but i wonder if there's their fans Are they like blown away now that they can get this like really bad quality t-shirts and pants and all that stuff for like way less than before. Maybe there's some happy thick boys out there. Well, imagine if world record podcast,

our favorite podcast behind trash Tuesdays started to sell half off merch. It'd be like, dude, this is the best day of my life. Yeah, I know. Oh, what?

100%. So there's some thickies out there that's better stocking up on merch for sure. Yeah. Oh, well, I'm. Oh, dude. What? 100%. So there's some thickies out there that are stocking up on merch for sure. Yeah. Well, I'm happy for them. There's a little thick kid going to school five days a week with a thick boy shirt different days. Yeah, probably not paying attention. This one's posted by Air Pumper. They gave a hungry wolf a chance.

And, you know. Hey. You know. When people get famous, their face gets really red yeah especially in the joe rogan universe i wonder if that's some sort of initiation thing or it's a cream that he makes you use i think they start suffering from poor osositis yeah they're drinking too and specifically low quality vodka i don't know it was low quality i have no idea lemon party said it was low quality oh they didn no idea. Lemon Party said it was low quality. Oh, they didn't like it?

And they drink a lot of tequila, dude. Or vodka, whatever it is. They drink a lot of vodka? Yeah, whatever it is. Yeah, I don't drink. Okay, well, yeah, I'll trust that. And he's got the MAGA arm. He's got the M-A-G-A.

Oh, okay. He's stepping out. Trump shirt. Trump shirt. Oh, man, I did not notice that. Fight. Right. Yeah, he's...

When he came out and did that Asian accent and he got canceled, that's like no different than Trump almost being assassinated. So I understand where he's coming from there. Yeah. This is the face that you make when your life has been ruined. This is the face you make when you're super blue at one time and turned red. Oh gosh. Why did it? Honestly, I shouldn't talk about how anybody looks, but this looks like if you gave a really hungry horse a carrot, you know, he's very excited. He's like that's an excited horse.

Yeah, dude. When that Austin butt plug is hitting. Oh my God. But he is at the Carl Bassett fight campaign. That's pretty cool. So I understand why he's having is this pre spilling beans or post-spilling beans phase? Oh, this is post-80. Oh, okay.

You spilled the beans on the motherfuckers. You think you'd keep it cool, but nah, you got to let it out. He truly doesn't give a fuck. A man wearing a Trump fight shirt, I think is when you stop caring. Merch idea, dude. We should get some Trump fight merch, dude. We should get some. Who would be our fight guy?

Schaub. Schaub. Yeah, Schaub fight. Hit him on the floor like this. Yeah. It's the opposite. Yeah. It's for people that have been beaten down.

That's a pretty great idea. You know how Trump is like this. If it's Schaub, like... And instead of fight, it says lose. Lose. Sleep. Sleep. Say less.

Redact. Redact. Say less. I want that. I want that shirt. I'm glad we talked that out. Sleep. Say less. Redact. Redact. Say less. I want that. I want that shirt. I'm glad we talked that out. Yeah. We're businessmen.

We did that comic book thing last week and they made it for us. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Shout out to y'all. Make us merch too. Haphazard posted this. He's a walking billboard. Yep.

Pretty much. Well said. I think he looks like very distinguished though like if i would i would be like oh this guy's smart if i didn't know brendan shop if he was on joe rogan and looked like wait no i take it back it's a yellow hat yeah it's a bad hat and it looks it looks kind of poor quality and the shirt is just it's just so random yeah i think if you want to promote your merch at the you should only wear one item if not at all like wear something else and just talk about your merch it's kind of like calen with the flip-flops but you know sometimes and you know you don't have to follow me if you don't want to

sometimes our ladies dress this up right dude sure do you think slojo had anything to do with this babe if you're gonna be on there you get a lot of people you got to wear all this. He's like, babe, no, I'm going to wear my... I want to wear a fucking... What does Shop want to wear instead of this? Probably like, yeah, something even more good. But babe, I got a new donut shirt. I want to wear my donut shirt.

She's like, that's really funny. She dresses him and all of this embarrassing shit that he wears it's her fault so like he has some totally normal shit on

and he's excited to go to the Carl Bassett fight campaign and she's like babe I picked out your shit

for Joe Rogan he's like fuck he's trying to sneak out of the house so she doesn't see him she's like babe

where you going and she's holding up a shirt that says king on it and he's like alright fine I'll wear that thanks and she's like oh don't forget and she's holding up a shirt that says king on it and and he's like all right fine i'll wear that thanks and she's like oh don't forget and she pulls a fucking yellow hat that says dry i just

designed this one yeah you gotta wear it on the pot and he loves her so much because he's a good guy yeah but he's like fine 30 entries 30 we got 30 more ideas those are ideas a fucking stupid entry thing she's like oh my, when people see this yellow hat, they're going to die to like win that truck that you have or whatever, that you drive around somehow. That you drive. That has 60,000 miles on it already. Yeah, you get the truck and he's already driven it all over the place

and it's got stains in it and fucking kratom and shit. Comes fucking rags. And then she's like, babe, one more thing. Don't cheat on me. Yeah, I'll say this. He looks healthy. He looks healthy there. Yeah, he looks like, babe, one more thing. Don't cheat on me. I'll say this. He looks healthy. He looks healthy there. Yeah, he looks like he had four rubbing tugs that day. You know what I mean?

It's not a bad picture. Okay, and then this one posted by the his 08730. Oh, he's hurt. Same picture as the last one we watched. When you watch your new stand-up special and realize you did in fact steal from your gringo poppy yeah did he steal from it too who all three no just joe

okay this is this is how they do the fight companion they have a four screen oh right right right um and then now let's get into some chins clip there we go so this is my favorite moment of the fight companion and this clip kind of like cuts it off before the whole moment finishes. Oh no, but so funny. This is they're doing like a, you know, clip from another fight companion than the clip from this week's basically. Okay, so check it out. Oh, wait, what is it called? Bradley. We just want to keep doing our thing. We just want to keep doing our thing, Bradley. Confidence search 8648. Nice. Watch this.

Is there a chat? Oh, Sean just got hit. Yeah, I want to see the chat. You don't want to see the chat? I want to see the chat, bro. I love the chat. I'm a streamer. I use Twitch, dude.

I want to interact with the chat. Give me the chat. Don't tell us so we can just keep doing our thing. Don't tell us because we just want to keep doing our thing, Don't tell us because we just want to keep doing our thing. Bradley, don't tell us. We want to keep doing our thing. I don't want to be sprayed by the chat. Don't worry.

Don't tell us. Oh, y'all don't do live comments? What? What are you doing with this stuff? I'm on YouTube. Let's be with the people in the room. Let's not connect with folks outside that have nothing to do with us. You're watching us on YouTube right now?

Yeah, what are you doing? I'm just keeping up with the zeitgeist. What? Don't do that. That made me laugh so loud when he said, I'm just keeping up with the zeitgeist. Yeah, two plus or two tops people understand that. Or tops two people, Jesus.

Today, Junior, nobody understands that guy's in the room. Yeah. This makes me laugh too. You're watching us on YouTube? Yeah. Like they, for some context, if you weren't watching the companion, they had live chat disabled. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So it's kind of whack to do that. Just like have the live chat up. You it's kind of whack to do that. Just like have the live chat up. You know what bugs me? And this is totally off topic is that we have live chats on our videos and then they get automatically disabled afterwards sometimes. Maybe it's like good doucheable stuff being written in there. Okay. But

and then when you go into the settings or editing whatever of that video, you can't even turn it back on. It won't let you. Very strange. Very over my head. I mean, I can't even turn it back on it won't let you very strange very over my head i mean i assume that they turn it off because well their narrative would be like it distracts you know it's us watching the fight we're talking yeah but really it's because look at that someone's gonna make fun of that yeah right what are you doing i'm just he's so smart so scared he looks smarmy to me he He's like, you're watching this on YouTube?

Me and Joe are cool. We're not on YouTube. We've done this before, Brian. That's what I get from that. And then Tony afterwards is like, Brian, don't ever bring up the YouTube comments again on the live show. Act like you've been here before, okay?

You're not famous enough to bring up YouTube comments. Leave that for people like me and Joe. Yeah. And where's your MAGA shirt? I'm trying to be part of the Zeitgeist, bro. We're in Austin. Yeah, don't do that.

The Zeitgeist. Geist. Why? Keeping up with the Zeitgeist. Keeping up with the Zeitgeist is so good. Anyways. I like how he has the balls to be like, you know, like do a riff there.

A lot of people are like, you're right. I'm so sorry, Mr. Rogan. He's like, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. I'll never be here again. I can't believe I did this in front of Brandon Schaub. Brian, what did I tell you about YouTube comments? We don't read those here. That was my Tony Hinchcliffe.

So this one's posted by Mitchie Slick LBC. Proof that Rogan now steals from our boy. You know, they're painting a narrative. Rogan wrote that whole special. Yeah. He's not on shop's level too. So ready? These people who 10 minutes,

five minutes earlier had no idea they were going to be on the biggest stage in the world. They've been waiting for hours. They signed up. They waited out. He's talking about Madison Square Garden. A couple of them, it was the first time they ever went on stage. Wild.

The wildest. The wildest. Oh, I see. How the tables have turned. The student becomes the master. Vice versa or whatever. Both ways. How the tables have turned. The student becomes the master. Yeah. Or vice versa or whatever. Yeah.

Both ways. They both do it. The most. Isn't that a law of power? Like when the student becomes the master or something like that? Or the student will never outsmart the master or something like that. I'm sad that I know this. Yeah. Because it's very Andrew Schultz of me to know.

But what you're looking for is that the student shouldn't outshine the master or never outshine your master. That's one of 48 lies, bro. You know, I know that because I'm a savage. That bag helped me. That book helped me scoop up the bag. Exactly. Okay. I thought you wanted me to change it.

I was scared. I'm teaching you right now. I'm schooling you, bro. And by no time, you'll be able to look at a Latina and be like, she pregnant. She got cum on her back. This one's posted by Basements called Tony for the

whole of the fight companion. I'm going to be honest with you, Cooney. This clip was pretty boring. What I want to do is turn down the volume a little bit on Joe talking, and I want to hear Tony's thoughts. Okay. So channel Tony right now.

Do you need a second or are you good? All right. I'm ready now. Here it goes. My special was so bad. I don't like how sometimes they don't let me talk. But also, I'm glad that I didn't drink out of the shoe that Brandon offered me. I'm so tired. My show at Madison Square Garden took a lot out of me.

It's hard being a hungry wolf. Everybody wants to be made fun of by me, but what I want to do is put on my long sleeping hat. I'm wearing this MAGA shirt. I hope people think that's cool. I don't really like Trump. I've

never liked Trump, but this is what pays my bills now. Well, you know what? I think dark thoughts sometimes about what I want to do. Great job. Do you great job? Thank you. We'll let them decide. We didn't matter. Fuck them. Do that was great. Thank you. I appreciate that. What's it called? So yeah, so Tony's going through it. He's got some shit to figure out, dude. It's all good. Oh shit. My bad. What are your thoughts

about that, dude? What is he thinking. Oh, shit. My bad. What are your thoughts about that, dude? What is he thinking for real, for real? Verbatim what you said? I mean, I didn't hear what the other guy was saying. So maybe he's just like trying to take it in. He's like, what am I going to say next kind of thing? I mean, I wonder if he's honestly thinking about like, was it a good idea to wear this MAGA shirt on Rogan?

Is that me now? Because that is you now. If you do that, that's you forever. He's like, maybe I could do a show at the Coliseum. So in Rome, this one's posted by Guild Guitars.

Listen, I love Guild Guitars clips. It's great. So it's called, you know, I'm in the business of likability. Seven minutes long, daddy. So let me know if you want to pause it. You know, it is Guild Guitars, daddy. Let's see. You know, I'm in the business of likability. Oh, really? Let me know if you want to pause it. This is a masterpiece. Business is Netflix.

So his kids suffer from... Ugliness. They suffer from... Dude. Click on the one with him with the glasses. The nurse one. What do you mean? Yeah, that one.

Ain't that a bitch? Just hold on. Ain't that a bitch? You're on. Ain't that a bitch? You're Al Pacino, and that's your squad. Is that his son? God, wait. You know what, Al? You've had a good run, right?

I'm going to give you the two uncle's kids on the block. Uncle's kids. Stop saying that. Listen, those are bad pictures. They had rheumatoid arthritis. You're Al Pacino, and you just wake up and you go, fuck, dude. That's their mom. Bring up your mom.

What the fuck are you talking about? Bring up your mom. I just had a daughter. Hopefully she doesn't look like me. Okay, we'll pause it for a second. Yeah. I mean, the Pacino thing, I think what bothers me the most about it is laughing that hard at your own joke. Because Brian's not laughing at all.

Staying on business, bro. Yeah, he's like, this is a good bit. When I call his kids ugly, this is good. So how would you call them ugly without laughing? The kids? I would be like, look at those fucking ugly

fucking ducks. And am I supposed to laugh? Am I supposed to be like, fucking Brendan's at it again, dude. If I was trying to be funny. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess he's signaling to Brian that he should laugh, but Brian's not laughing.

Mm-mm. No. Brian's cooking. He's trying at least. He's trying to save Brendan. Yeah. Up a record at Colorado State. Dude, she's her dad with a wig.

Of course she fucked dad with a wig of course she fucked dad like your son is beautiful but he looks like you had sex with dad with a wig you mean like brock lesnar's daughter yes it's the brock lesnar brock lesnar phenomenon you know when she came out brock's like, okay, okay, fuck yeah, dude. I see shot put in her future. Hudson in his prime versus Fury in his prime. Who wins, Mike? That's the question. Mike, before you answer, this is no disrespect to me.

He big, Mike. Technically-wise, Fury can go defense. His footwork's just big. To me, as far as technique-wise, Fury's the best we've ever had. He said right now he's focused on the Nacho Libre stuff, and then he's going to... Watch your mouth. Is that what it's called? Nacho Libre? Watch your mouth.

Nacho Libre is the movie. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's a Jack Black movie. You're going to get attacked. Okay. You're going to get attacked. Oh, wow. Watch your mouth. He's a Jack Black. You're going to get attacked. Attack. You're going to get attacked. Oh, wow. Watch your mouth.

He's serious, dude. It's like, is he doing a bit? It was almost like he was doing a bit, and then he realized how offensive the bit is, and he was like, oh, I got confused. I'm actually really stupid. He was doing a bit. He was trying to be funny.

Nobody laughed. And he really was like, and then in his brain, his brain was like, oh, you got to pretend like you really thought that. That's what happened? Yeah. I forgot about that clip. I mean, I'm assuming. Who does?

That's a crazy, stupid move. We all know Brendan Chobb is Mexican, dude. That's true. He's allowed to say it. No. I'm saying that he knows what Lucha Libre is, dude. He's not allowed to say that shit. He's allowed to say it no no i'm saying that he knows what lucha libre is dude he's not allowed to say that shit he's allowed to say like it's the n-word mexican it's the mexican n-word nacho libre

well if you're a mexican then you can make mexican jokes okay yeah even if you're as brennan would say a taco bell muskin i mean clearly is he's spicy that's true right that's true he's talking about men's daughters on earwaves. So if I go, if I were to like, and I never would do this, well, you know,

I'm capable of very stupid things. So let's say I try and make a Nacho Libre joke. Right. And you call me out or I'm on a show with Eddie Bravo. That's our last show. And Eddie Bravo is like, dude,

you shouldn't say that. What I do in that situation is I go, hey, real quick, how many tricks you fit? No, I go,

honestly, I'd be like, you're right. I don't know why I did that. I apologize. It was really stupid. I didn't even know if I should keep,

are you cool with me keep going on the show? Is that all right? Yeah. But what he does is he goes, oh, the movie, is that right? Yeah. But what he does is he goes, oh, the movie, the... That's so funny.

Who would do that? My problem is I was out of pocket, bro. Sorry about that. Oh, that's Schultz. You want me to leave, bro? I'll leave right now. So I'm going to compliment Schultz. I think that takes...

I mean, it's probably because his brain is small, but I think that takes iron-sized balls, like iron balls to do that. To think that, oh, I can pretend like I thought that Nacho Libre was Lucho Libre. Yeah. Very dumb. Yeah. At the end of the day, either route you go, you're dumb.

Unless you're a child. Because it's sort of a thing like a kid might do. Right. If a kid saw it and they were excited about the wrestling, they might be like, Nacho Libre. And then the Mexican fighters would be like, that's a thing like a kid might do. If a kid saw it and they saw it and they were excited about the wrestling, they might be like, Nacho Libre, and then the Mexican fighters would be like, that's a racist-ass kid.

But they wouldn't know that the kid was just stupid or like a kid. But the kid will still get body slammed, dude. Yeah. They fuck that kid up, daddy. All right, let's see. What happened? Masked, bro. What'd I tell you?

What'd I tell you now this journalist is like Ellen in LA when you come to LA I can guarantee you two things you get a parking ticket you're gonna hear Ellen's an asshole bitch when you get an MMA you're gonna hear two things don't go to let's not you're gonna hear two things yeah

yeah okay I don't know. That's not me. That's not me. What's Ariel? Oh, okay. Well, that's bullshit. Yeah.

The Ellen thing is true, though. I worked on Ellen. And I was, my first day, a writer put a knife on my desk and said, if you haven't used this by day three, quit. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I remember because I got you the job and Ellen walked in the first day with me and Miguel and she cracked a pool stick in half and was like whoever makes it out of here alive gets the job. I know. I remember that like it was yesterday, dude. And then Miguel won and he got fired. It's true because he was blog busted and she said that in the

firing, the termination letter. And then she sexually assaulted me. Yeah, she pulled out her pussy when you're in the car. Yeah, no, she made me suck her penis. She was like, I'm your girlfriend now. Yeah. No, you were sad and she was like, I'm your girlfriend now. Yeah.

I don't know why she would do that because she's gay. She was like, oh, Gerardo, it's so good to hear you're a woman now. I'm like, I'm not a woman. You're a woman now. And then it was all downhill from there. Yeah, never again. Mm-mm. I had to transition.

There's shots of me in a dress with a Sharpie. It's bad. But yeah, she's a bitch, dude. Yeah, he called it. Called it. Called it. I didn't start that. You're all being-

We need journalists. They need to tell the stories of the warriors. No, you're doing- Complete nightmare to work with. I told you not to do this. I'm not doing it. Listen, you're doing... Complete nightmare to work with. Stop. I told you not to do this. I'm not doing it. Listen, listen, listen.

Hold on. Bitch. All I'm saying is this. I don't like this stuff. Oh, that was fake. It was? I've seen this true color. It bums me out. I don't...

I can't help it. Is the Ellen of MMA? Is the Ellen of MMA? He's the Ellen of MMA. Remember when there was the rumblings of Ellen and Cosby? Same thing. Here's the thing. Cosby, damn. I've not seen this.

He's comparing Ariel of Wannadale. Cosby? That's wild. I mean, comparing Ellen to Cosby is pretty wild, too. Yeah, yeah. I went back to focusing on it. He's obviously drunk, right? Yeah.

He's got the thing in his hand. And I'm just assuming it's about Ariel. Yeah. He had the beef with the journalist. Probably. I mean, when Chav has this in his hand, he's got one of these going, nothing is going to make sense.

Nope. That's the target, though, for that motherfucking missile strike, bro. I don't like... Has no friends. With anybody I have a thing with. No friends. With any...

My only thing is It just It hasn't worked out And so Because you're not coming after me Because I'm doing bad You're not doing bad Oh daddy

Daddy Great Really dude But he has to do it So I get it Daddy. Great. Really, dude? But he has to do it, so I get it. I get it, dude. I get it, dude. I get it, dude. I get it, dude.

It's tough, man. It doesn't work at all. Dude, that's going to be the last thing we hear, dude. What? I get it. Oh, before he kills us? Yes. I like the lower voice.

Oh, really, dude? Yeah. That's fucking genius. Yeah. I like the like lower voice oh really dude yeah that's fucking genius yeah what if Shob has no problem with us talking about him but his biggest issue

is that it's not 10 minutes he's like why is it called 10 minutes of Shob doesn't even make sense doesn't make sense I get it and he doesn't like us

because he was like the red chairs dude that's our thing they're basically men seeing me yeah they still are chairs he thinks that's a even though They're basically men seeing me. Yeah. They stole our chairs. He thinks that's a...

Even though he steals everything. Because the chairs are a joke to begin with. Us taking this is kind of like him, right? Because he steals other people's designs and whatnot. Yep. Right. Crazy. He's doing it back to him.

We need to stop doing this. Well, it's not playing again. Let's move on. I just wanted to see if you're doing it right now. Stop it. What'd I do? I'm in Vegas tonight, Friday and Saturday. I was like, he's never seen a show.

He doesn't like my comedy. He doesn't like my comedy. Come see for yourself. Well, I don't make comedy for soy boys. I don't make comedy for soy boys. I don't make comedy for soy boys. That would have been a great title for a special. Oh, yeah. I mean, that probably was in the running.

There's a lot of different titles. Not comedy for soy boys. Yeah. Or comedy for soy boys. Or comedy for... Well, then that wouldn't make sense. Sarcasm, daddy. You know, honestly,

that doesn't... Like, here's two soy boys right here and we're laughing hard. Yeah. What's that? No, I'm kidding. We're not. What's a soy boy?

I'm down. I think it's like eating soy instead of protein, like a vegetarian or something. Oh, dude. That's... Yeah, dude. That's me.

We're going to make an exception because they have a no soy boy rule at most of the clubs. No, but hold on. No, I'm not. Let me finish this. So I was like, I'll have him come to Vegas

Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. And then it hit me. Oh my God, he can't come to Vegas. He's banned from Vegas. All right. No, no, no. No, I'm not even saying his name. Okay. He's banned from Vegas. I'm just saying he's banned from Vegas. He's banned from Vegas. All right. No, no, no. No, the journalist. No. I'm not saying his name.

Okay. Let's change the subject. He's banned from Vegas. Did you know? I'm just saying he's banned from Vegas. No, you're being mischievous. Bro. No.

I'm trying to give the guy tickets to my sold out show. You're being more. That's not nice. Not nice. I don't want you to be put. You know what? I asked the club. Not nice.

Not nice. They just drill us down. They go, he's banned from Vegas. And I said, oh my God, that's right. All right, all right. Let's change the subject. Can we move on? Can we move on? I didn't do anything.

You're acting very innocent. Little old me, bitch. You're not little old you right now. You're being mischievous. Here's my thing. If you want to squash the beef, whatever, if he has beef... You know a big guy is drunk when they say little old me

that's the telltale sign anyone over 6 foot little old me they're hammered hammered on earwaves I don't know drinking early too that's so crazy yeah during the day

like on your show I could be guilty of that. I haven't done it recently though. Yeah. I mean, he's older than us though. That's true. He's, he's also older and has a family. There's just many reasons not to do this.

Imagine drinking in the morning. It's not soy milk. Can we look up what, after this, what soy boy looks like? Cause it says so important to him. Yeah. I think it has something to do. It's like, you know, like a lefty or something that uh refuses to eat meat because meat protein you can get soy protein or like i don't know something like that it's crazy that neither of us really know what it

means it's so doesn't know what soy boy means good i dare you i did did did did dare you. Come on, show. Oh, my God, dude. Fucking horrid. I dare you. I dare you. Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. That's like, how many, how much Tiger Thick has he had at this point? Is it even Tiger Thick?

Probably not. No. Some kind of Wigski. And you know what? Mr. Rogan knows about Wigski. He hasn't failed the Tiger Thick yet. Right. This is like pre-business failures.

Or some business failures. Right after this rant, he's like, and you know what? I'm going to start a whiskey. Banap, banap, whiskey. That's how he sold it. Yeah. I'm not like this in my face.

In my face. I'm lost out of me. Oh, wow. Stop looking lost. You're looking lost and innocent right now. Yeah. and I can't get him. But he said if you saw him first, you'd run. So we know you're not a coward. Oh, really? So when that happens, I get all... The younger. I get all... The younger.

No, stop. But if you're in the room with him. We have work to do. Hey, but if you're in the room with him. No. I gotta run. I'm gonna run. You're gonna run.

I'm afraid. You're afraid. I'm afraid. I don't want any trouble. Heard the journalist has hands. Dude, and all I know how to do is sit in a pocket. That's all I know how to do. Now, a lot of people see you, Toy,

you piece me up a little bit, so they make a mistake of thinking that I'm illiterate when it comes to... I'm a betting man. It's well-documented. I like to make bets. I bet my entire salary. If you guys want to face-to-face. Dude, look. I'm a bet line type. Salary. You guys want to face to face. Dude, look.

That's a 53-year-old man. We're going to tie shirts so you see what I'm working with. Oh. It's not easy to find. I can get my number from Bradley. If there's something going on that I don't know about, you're so upset, I can meet you at Zoo, gym, culture, zoo culture, whichever location you want. We can meet there.

We can talk about it. If you're so mad, we can go in the back room and figure it out damn he's always about to fight people he's gotta chill out a little bit and be cool he's a handler yeah definitely

I mean he's a successful guy he has all that shit he's got he can't go around acting like this when you got all these important businesses behind you like

what does Rain think about this kind of behavior? Helix. Rogue Nicotine. They can't have this guy threatening a beaten up journalist and people on Twitter and all this. It's not a good look, dude. Not a good look for Black Widow Exhaust. You know? I always thought about that, too.

They don't have a promo code for Rain. They don't have a special flavor for Rain. No They don't have like a special flavor for rain. No. What if they just love rain and it's just in the studio? That would be funny. I feel like that's probably the case. Our rain bottles have been through so much, dude.

Yeah. They're all fucked up because no one's going to drink that shit. No. I'd rather fucking eat this. Yeah. But look at his hat. I mean, his hat says go fast.

Don't die. Right? Right now. I would argue that he's dying. I mean, his hat says, go fast, don't die. Right? Right now, I would argue that he's dying. Not literally, but figuratively. In all of these clips, he's like kind of dying. Right? Performance-wise and skills-wise and reputation-wise. The literal hat says what you shouldn't do, and he's doing it.

He's going too far. Mm-hmm. What about go fast and live, daddy? That's another, yeah, go fast and live. It's a little negative, right? Go fast, don't die. Go fast, live is a lot more positive. Yeah.

Maybe you got to get more positivity in the room. Mm-hmm. He thinks he's killing, too. He's all drunk. He's like, live. He starts doing his stupid, like, weird voices. He can't even really understand a lot of what he's saying would you be in a room with him well he's talking about some rant le brian some random comic fighting a journalist why why would they ever fight i bet you'd win he's kind of good douching brian too because he's like you're old

but you'd still beat his ass you old bitch what are 55? He's like 52 and he's like 58. He doesn't know numbers, dude. In many ways, he's like a, even though he criticizes homeless people and he's like whatever, he acts in a way that a drunken homeless person would act if you gave him lots of money. If you gave a homeless man millions and millions of dollars,

it would not be unlike what you see every night. They buy a mechanic's one-piece jumpsuit or whatever, dude. Immediately. They go like, make your own show. They say, here's a million dollars. Joy face, I'll get it. What do you want your show to be called? And they're like, Toontown?

What's it going to be about? I'm going to... Keep it tick. Yeah. I'm going to get trucks and drive them real fast and give them to people. And they're like, okay. And how long will that take you to make it?

I don't know. But then it takes years because you spent most of it drinking yourself to death. The king, the sting, the wing, the thing. What do you want to call the podcast? The golden hour. drinking yourself to death. The king, the thing, the wing, the thing. What do you want to call the podcast? The golden hour. But he's not like, he didn't hear,

he didn't even hear the question. The golden hour is just slang for heroin. This is like a cheap Trader Joe's beer. He has the golden hour. That's not what the beer says. Whatever is what I call it. Are you drinking out of a shoe? He's drinking out of a shoe.

I mean, a homeless guy that you gave lots of money would need a handler to make sure they didn't waste it and spend it appropriately to bring themselves out of poverty. His homeless wife is fighting people at Starbucks drive-thrus. He has to run over there with a shopping cart. My hero.

He's killed someone. He's killed a family. He came here and he saved me from the evil family that were in my way. Say less. Drive-thrus, okay. Yes. That was great. You're not going to sue or anything like that?

Did you figure it out? You know what I'm saying? I know this coach. I'm on this island by myself. By myself. By myself. By myself. Damn.

By myself. That might be it. Oh, wow. Wow. This honestly, Gil Guitarship could play in like a bar, like a club or something. You would just like cats hanging out,

drinking, dancing. And it's like, you see like a cat just like dancing with some chick and it's like, oh really dude? And it's going in the bag. You're like, oh shit.

You go up to a girl and you're like, you want to dance? I dare you. I dare you. You're feeling like your girl and you're like, you want to dance? I dare you. I dare you. You're feeling like your butt. She's like, you want to get out of here? I'm like, maybe after the next song. Or maybe after the next clip.

Yeah, after the next gin, dude. She's like, you're right. This is pretty good. Oh, I love this clip. Can you dance? You're damn right I can dance. Hey, babe, you want to go see Guilty Guitar live in concert next week? It's just a big screen.

It's him playing the guitar while Cliff's playing? Yeah. Or like he's a DJ. He's got the fucking glasses on and the fucking DJ shit. He's like a beachy. Yeah, big dick on him.

Sorry about that. Let the bait drop. All right, so this one's called The Rinks Gives Bapa a Taste of His Own Medicine. He's hurt. I don't know why this cable decided to start bugging the fuck out of me right now. We got too many cables. Daddy posted by Hey Mark Wig ski. Let's see here. This guy is very sweaty. And how do you feel? This is what fans don't care. I'm scared dude.

It is kind of funny. It's like I'm going on t fat cake better have my shirt off. I'm scared, dude. It is kind of funny. It's like, I'm going on T-Fat K. Better have my shirt off. I'm not going to put a shirt on for that crap. He looks like Keith Soul or Keith Johnson. It's Keith Johnson, right? It's Keith Johnson. Yeah. I get a similar facial hair, I guess. Yeah, if he was bald, basically.

Like a douche. He's not bald, right? I know, but it's like no one wants to even envision that. You don't know what it's like, okay? Don't even say that. I take it back. I'll cut don't know what it's like. Okay. Don't even say that. Uh, I take it back. I'll cut that part out.

Let's see. Their haters don't get when I go, he doesn't deserve this. This should be and collide with this. It's like, Hey man, you real, you realize Khalil,

he doesn't decide if he got a title shot. He got the chance. He got the shot. And you're like, hell yeah, this is what I've been working my whole life for. They don't realize that you have no control over it. When do I talk?

This is going to be another one of those clips where he goes, yeah. Probably. How are you supposed to answer a question like this? It's like a speech. And by the way, Brian will fuck you up too. He's 58 years old. 55. Yeah, when he stops liking whoever this guy is

he's gonna be like you listen if you were two in a room I think you'd fucking beat his ass Brian's like don't say that that guy's

kill me let's see you do the title shot you're like hell yeah I think Khalil I want to add this too let him go

let him go though yeah because I want to piggyback on that, which is that we're also really excited about this fight. Oh, no. He's got it tied by the C-clip. The music is great, dude. Fucking Rocky.

What's with his thumb? Every time he does the C-clip, his thumb is like in a strange position. Maybe he broke it doing bad things. Like that. He's like that. I can't even recreate it. Brian's hand's weird. When I heard it, everybody went, oh, damn.

So, yeah, maybe ranking of eight or whatever, but all of us went, all of us were passing it between ourselves. We were like, oh, shit, look at this. This is scary. This is the one dude rugged enough to step in that space. This is like, I feel like this is AI. Like, it's not real, dude. Oh, yeah.

There's always a possibility of Chang's. It's not AI. It's definitely from T-Fat K, but it has that weird, surreal feeling to it, you know? I don't believe anything at Chang's, honestly. Oh, really? They've gotten me so many times. The fish got you good. The fish got me, and then also things just fly over my head, as you know.

Yeah. So I'm always a little bit like... It's like walking into one of those whorehouses. Like the whorehouses where you like... The Halloween houses? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what they're called? What are they called?

They're not called whorehouses. Okay, whorehouses. That was a bit. That was a shot bit. Haunted houses. That was a bit. That was a shot bit. Haunted house. I didn't mean to say whore house. Yeah. Got me on all fours.

They're milking me. Milking you? No, I did that in purpose. Did you just in your asshole, dude? Yeah. I mean, I had like all the way up there. But anyways, it's like going into a haunted house. I'm like, you know, I don't trust what I'm feeling.

Yeah. This is the worst analogy I've ever heard. He and I said whore house. If you would have said haunted house, I'm like, you know, I don't trust what I'm feeling. Yeah. This is the worst analogy I've ever heard. He and I said whorehouse. If you would have said haunted house, I would have got it away. I mean, it was not worth it,

but I think it was worth it to do the bit of calling a haunted house a whorehouse. Yeah. Well, it's haunted. You know what I mean?

Have you ever, okay, let's see. I'm not reading the comments this week. With, with, with,

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how's he supposed to answer both of those questions? Oh, and it's so sad too, because they made fun of Ariel Hawani and Ariel Hawani show is so like easy to listen to where he has fighters on, like they're trying to pivot towards obviously right you know yeah it's just it's kind of like weirdly uh i think you hate this term but poetic justice oh no i like that oh okay cool cool yeah i mean it's watching like a professional journalist who's gonna their job in a um kind of like dog brain lunatic yeah trying to emulate the same

thing yeah and not seeking any of the success. No. Alrighty, so here we go. This is the Theo Von Donald Trump interview clip. Big Shoots, I think, has posted this. Oh, my bad. Yeah, Big Shoots. It's called Ouch.

Let's see what this is about. She's welcome to come on. I would love to get to talk to her. I'm sure she'd be very exciting. Actually, you could make her exciting, probably. You think? Yeah, I think so. Somebody said she's a good roller skater.

That's what I heard, which is crazy. That's about it. We're going to wrap it up soon. Okay, done. Sorry. Is that a shabbism? Did he say Kamala Harris is a good roller skater? I don't understand.

I don't know. I think it might just be like, it could be, but if it is. I don't know. I think it might just be like it could be, but if it is, I don't know it. I think he's just kind of like saying, ouch, like it's a dude, a diss,

you know, the bed, a bed. Oh, she's good at like that. It almost sounds like something I would say. Yeah. So I get it.

Cooney, don't sleep on him. He's really good at roller skating and he's voting for Kamala. This one's by haphazard. It's called Papa response to the DDP controversy with an, I get it, dude. I haven't seen this yet, so I'm excited. Nice. Of course. Got the King on King dude. Yeah. He's got that DFAG on King outfit. It's higher right now, dude. Right? Yeah, I was wrong. And this is, this is how it goes, man. This, you know, I I'll give you a hot take. There's a reason a lot of people in the space don't make picks, or they do, and it's not clip worthy,

or it's just they'll pick the entire card from the prelims to the main event. So it's not that big of a deal. I go hard in the paint. Anything I do, I go over the top. It's just what I do. I go hard in the paint. Beanie guy, say something. Say something, beanie guy. He's going Bahamas. Oh, we never looked

up soy boy. Oh, okay. I kind of want to look up what the definition is. What if you look it up and it's just a picture of the beanie guy? Okay, let me look. Let's look up soy boy. Soy boy. I want to know soy boy slang. Definition? Definitely a pejorative,

maybe, um, urban dictionary or something. I guess it has its own Wikipedia. Yeah. Soy boy is a pejorative term. What does that mean? Pejorative. Lacking,

uh, bad, negative. Sometimes used in online communities to describe men perceived to be lacking masculine characteristics. So basically what I said, right? Yeah. Um,

yeah. So just that. Yeah. Mostly? Yeah. Yeah, so just that. Yeah, mostly against liberals. Oh, okay. Okay. I was hoping it was going to be like Chan or something, but oh well. They tried to do that thing on Chang's where if you look up images that he'll pop up.

Let me see if it does that. I don't want to get you. Oh, yeah. No, he's not anywhere. Okay, guys, get on it. Let's get this. Let's get that up. Let's get these numbers up.

And I want to say that we started the show after the soy boy craze. So we weren't a party to that. You know, when it first happened. Sure. Let's see here. If I'm DDP out, I'd be offended too,

man. I completely get it. Right after winning a world champion, would I get on Twitter and fire back at the hater? Probably not. I'd probably enjoy my world championship. You do that all the time for when you don't win anything. Yeah, Al Pacino's daughter's minding her own business, dog,

and you're just shitting on her. We just read three comments from this week alone where you were responding to random people who are making fun of you for a bad prediction yeah the belt and the accomplishment of beating what i who i think is the the greatest middleweight of all time uh that's what i would do but again teach its own you know when i was fighting was i champ nope top 10 yeah closest i got 10 you know but uh it's a far cry from ddp man so i get it um but even when i was in the top 10 i had a guy pick uh so how do you get it if you wouldn't do it he says i get it yeah i mean that's just his way of being like taking a stance but then trying to soften the stance of it he's like

listen he's a piece of shit but and he's like the worst, and I wouldn't do that, but I understand why he did. It doesn't really make sense, but to him, he thinks he's like hiding his opinion. Like, people can't gadouche me for saying that. Shab is all-knowing, dude. Yeah, he's playing 40 chess. I should have just said that, 40 chess.

And we're playing fucking bottle cap checkers, homie. Yeah, I mean, I can't even afford the chess pieces that Brennan has on his chess table, you know what I'm saying? Yep, I can't even afford the chest pieces that Brennan has on his chest tape, you know what I'm saying? Yep. I can't even afford a beanie. Let's see. Mitrione. Yeah, he picked Mitrione against me in an interview, and that'll

add fuel to the fire. It pisses you off. So you see my dumbass, you know, saying Izzy's going to beat the shit out of him. Yeah, it's going to get back to him, man. That's why a lot of people in this place don't do this. I'm different. I don't give a fuck. I'm different.

And you got to eat some crow, man. Yeah, eat some crow cock. It's just what you got to do. It's like, yeah, yeah. I expect this stuff. And I was wrong. Completely off. It wasn't a case of Izzy versus Strickland,

where Izzy didn't show up and Strickland beat the brakes off of him, and it was like a shell of what we're used to. DDP beat, man, one of the best versions of Izzy I've ever seen. Like, kudos to him. And I was thinking about it, even after the campaign, or even during the campaign, I was like, I just can't, like, it's not that I can't give it up. Him firing off at me, sure, I get it, man.

I get it. I'm the exact same dude. I take no offense to it. No offense. Me and Strickland, you know, we get into it on social media. Strickland's my guy. Strickland's my guy. Me and him had a conversation.

He's like, hey, you know, I love you, man. It's all good. I'm like, dude, I'm not that guy. He thought I was upset. Dude, I got three kids. I'm 41. I'm not worried about shit talking on Twitter, Instagram, dude. It's the last thing I'm worried about.

I'm not worried about that stuff. I get it, dude. I get all of it. His team, fuck yeah, I'd be offended, dude. Fuck yeah. His team? He blames somebody else's team? It's never someone's individual fault.

Schaub is a communist, right? The team, the proletariat, everyone together. I'm bleeding from the face. Oh, no. Hell yeah. I get it. Oh, no. Hell, yeah. I get it. I was offended. I'm not the guy that goes to Twitter.

And, you know, when I was fighting, I didn't. Twitter was even that big. But even then, they were still around. I had it. But I only got on Twitter and called the journalist out or the entertainer on YouTube, you know, saying I suck or I'm going to lose this fight. It's just not what I did. It's just not what I do. It's just not what I do. But yeah, DDP, nothing but love for him.

I'm sure me and him would be boys if we ever met. He does a version of that so often where it's just this long, drawn out thing where he goes, you know what, man? At the end of the day, like a bunch of, what are those phrases that mean nothing? I don't know what the word is, but at the end of the day, and if bunch of, what are those phrases that mean nothing? I don't know what the word is, but at the end of the day, and if you ask everyone around and,

you know, that's just the way the cookie crumbles. And he does it over and over again. And I wonder like, who is watching that besides the cats? Yeah. Who's like, yeah,

he's right. They probably do that in their, whoever like is literally enjoys that probably does that to people in their life. Do you want to answer seriously or do whatever, whatever answer comes first of all, eight inches for sure. Right. Of course.

What bothers me is that he like is so dead set on this thought, you know, like, yeah, is he's going to beat the brakes off him, whatever. That's how he talks. I'm not,

I don't talk like that. I'm going to quit the show soon. He beats the brakes. He's going to keep him busy, whatever he says. Right. And then when it happens happens he's like on the other guy's side which is that's where i fall off it's like he's just on the fence about everything dude it's like no stick to your fucking guns dude yeah yeah i guess yeah that's that's pretty true same with talking shit about ariel don't be like oh we're friends dude like are strickland oh we're friends like

yes no you're entertaining this. All you are is entertainment. Entertain us, dude. Well, that's the thing about Shab. It's a fear of, just like I was saying before, he says the thing and then he walks it back every time. So he has no real... He's very afraid of canceling himself or saying stuff about people, even though he says the most offensive things. It's so stupid to say the worst possible things,

but then at the same time have this, like, pussy thing where you're like, but, you know. You know. I get it. But I also get it because... I also get it. Because, listen, because Izzy, dude, he walked in that fight, and you could tell he was Bahama, right?

I mean, that's the best... Dude, that's the best shape I've ever seen him in. He was ready to beat the brakes off that fight, and you could tell he was Baja mode, right? I mean, that's the best. Dude, that's the best shape I've ever seen him in. He was ready to beat the brakes off that fool. But DDP said, cool story, bro. I'm even more Baja mode. You're actually a street princess. No cap. No cap.

I'm going to flip your truck. There is no way that you're Netflix and I'm Blockbuster tonight. Hey, Izzy. You're Blockbuster. Yeah, I came out the trenches. And you're atrocious compared to me all right take that shit back to um i can't think of any more shabbas take that shit back to seven days behind us bruh get ready to blame your team bitch all righty so this one's posted by old barney

it's called uh i've been saying for a year now the next phase is the gun phase you were built for this papa oh fuck I'm gonna cut it off or soon because it's a movie but it's very funny so instead we're gonna use what we call a c-clamp grip so I'm really putting forward and back pressure on this grip itself so I can pinch it almost like a c-clamp Look at his face, dude. Oh, shit. That's hilarious AI, dude. Perfectly done. Yeah. So, I mean, it might get gadouched online, so we could play the rest,

but if it doesn't play, it's because it's gadouched. Yeah. Well, wasn't that one of his jokes on Gringo Poppy that he bought a gun? Yeah, he bought a gun in the fucking night scope. Yeah, that's true. He talks about having guns. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, it's the scariest image of all time right there.

Yeah. He needs to grow his hair out, daddy. Yeah, not a bad look. Look at that ozempic body, dude. His face. dude. Dicey, dicey. Dicey, dicey.

Well done. Yeah, dude. What do you think about the gun phase that he's about to enter? Well, I mean, he's already been that shit, dude. He's fish cars, kids, guns, basically, right?

But I think that the finding the sea claim thing is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Maybe laugh out loud. Well, everyone get your guns, daddy. Do you have a gun? No. Well, I mean, say less. Yeah. This one's

posted by Hey Mark Wigski. It's called Bop. I can't stand being recognized in public. Let's see what this is about. And I'm there watching T's game. Like I made in the second and I'm like, Oh, thank God. So I'm there. And then this guy goes, Hey, like right when, where do I know you from? I'm like with all like the dads and my girl and I'm like, what? He's like, what do I know? I'm like, I don't know, man. I'm watching him. He's like, no, hold on. And I'm like, what? He's like, what do I know you from? I'm like, I don't even know, man. I'm watching a game. He's like, no, hold on. And I was like, dude, a podcast probably, right?

A podcast? He's like, yeah, that's it. Which one? I'm like, I don't know what you watch, man. And Jordan's like, dude, usually you're never like that. I'm like, I'm trying to watch the fucking game, dude. I'm here to watch the kiddos, man. Like, what am I supposed to sit here?

And she's like, yeah, I'm just saying, like, you're a little on edge. I'm like, yeah, you're right. Oh, because you're a little on edge. Or tired. Tired. I'm just there. I want you're a little on edge. I'm like, yeah, you're right. Oh, because you're a little on edge. Or tired. I'm just there. I want to focus on the game.

Yeah. I'm always. Your fucking friend came inside me. And I was like, well, did you tell him that you were on the pill? She goes, no. No, I'm not on the pill. And I was like, well, I don't know what to tell you. You know, that's Brian.

I'm always very nice. God. What do you like when people recognize you in public, dude? I'm always very nice God What do you like when people recognize you in public dude? It's the best It's happened very rarely I thought you were going to do a job No I went full honesty The best day of my life was when

That guy at Hail Mary Pizza Was like hey I watched him Or no he didn't even say that He said something like blog bossa And I was like what? And he's like I watch your show And I was like, Hey, I watched him. It's her. No, he didn't even say that. What do you, he said something like blog buzzer. And I was like, what? And he's like, I watch the show.

I watched it. And I was like, really? And he's like, yeah, every day. But then I went back and I, I bought a hail Mary t-shirt.

Cause I was so happy. Yeah. And I was like walking around, like looking around and they're like, we fired that guy. He was different. Yeah. Yeah.

He kept blaming the team. Um, this one's posted by exam. Exam bowler. Why is Papa doing this fucking redacted noise at the end of every ad read? Now I have the same question. Yeah, I feel like this is something that we can get to the bottom of. I have no. Is it a reference to something or is it an inside joke with the boys?

You know what I mean? Okay, let's see. Oh, slash MMA. Is it a reference to something or is it an inside joke with the boys? You know what I mean? Let's see. Slash MMA. Oh. Oh. Oh. Turn off.

Oh. Why, dude? Maybe he's doing an impersonation because my friend Othman does this thing where he goes, Oh, my God. Like when there's a hot chick as a joke. Yeah. But like there's no words, so it's hard to tell, you know? Yeah.

What do you think? I think at the end of the show you should be like, that's it for this week. Ooh. Yeah, what is the ooh thing? I think that's something you probably have to ask him. Like whenever he eventually sits down with the actor studio guy. Reddit AMA. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Lipton. Yeah, James Lipton. And James was like, you've been in so many podcasts, but my favorite podcast is The Fighter and the Kid. What is your favorite way to look stupid? Or what is your favorite curse word? Shab's like, good douche i forget he like lipton has all those like famous questions that he asks yeah the only one i remember is what

is your favorite curse word that'd be so funny to fucking ask shop that what what is your what are your character's secrets What is Theo up to? He's just going about, see some shit. He's going through some shit. Would you like to eat a hot chip? This one's posted by confidence search. 86 48 called.

Imagine waiting 3.5 hours just to plug your scam giveaway. We're on Rogan so many times. So everybody has a fucking everyone. Everyone's pitching them shit doing. So it's like the cupcakes. They look delicious they do look good I've legit

every gift he receives I've never asked him for a I've never asked him to be honest let's wrap this up alright boys love you fun times

love you guys fun times good times drivefastallgast.com two weeks left buy a shirt win a truck oh

everybody has a fucking everyone that makes me feel like I never want to do that on a podcast now. Like just yelling out your fucking like whatever you're plugging.

It's a bad look. Cooter your dad on Twitter. We are looking for a Magic Mind sponsorship though. Oh yeah. We brought that up on the live.

I have reverse course. I have reverse course. I would like to try Magic Mind. A friend of mine that I trust said that it is good and it works. Also, Gerardo said that people that he knows got a sponsorship and they like it. It tastes good and it helps them. But they didn't like the sponsorship.

Yeah, I don't really want the sponsorship. Well, I mean, if you're going to give me money. But really what I want is for me to drink the Magic Mine. So whether you give us money or not matters little to me. What I want is to try Magic Mind. I'm being dead serious. But if we get the sponsorship, we get free Magic Mind.

Yeah, I don't really want to go out and buy it is what I'm saying. Free Magic Mind, dude? Yeah. Get sponsored. I want to drink it, but I don't want to pay for it. All right.

I'm going to be dead honest with you. I'm going to be totally dead ass. Yeah. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't want to pay for it. Hey, Bert, can you set that up? Set it up, Bert. All right. And don't want to pay for it. Hey, Bert, can you set that up? Set it up, Bert. All right.

And also maybe talk to legs about it. Hard legs. And Bert, if you can, text Miguel. Tell him fuck you for me, please. Yeah. Yeah. This one's posted by John. We have the guy right here.

He's never on screen, though. You know, Lug is sponsored by Beard Oil, a beard oil company. Oh, shit. I'm like, I use beard oil. So that's another one that I would love to be sponsored. Let's hit up Luke. This one's posted by John Ham fisted. It's called a future

so bright is only part of the reason he needs shades indoors. I don't quite understand, but it has a lot of upvotes. This is straight up. No bullshit. And then somebody said this is what people's faces look like when you're on acid, which is 100 correct he looks kind of scary it's not a good photo yeah people do look strangely sweaty

when you're on acid he's like and the clip got seven billion views oh oh oh five billion views. Oh, sold out the galaxy. Infinity views. Oh, all right. Now, this is my favorite clip of the week, dude. Okay, go for it. What are you going to do? Oh, no, nothing. No, I'm going to do another one.

Oh, it's your favorite clip of the week because it's got some funny people on it. Oh, really? No posted by of the week because it's got some funny people on it. Oh, really? Posted by Guild Guitars and other Guild Guitars clip. It's called Another Day, Another Podcast Crapping on Gringo Bapa. Let's watch this, dude. Yeah, I don't think it was that bad because I think I saw somebody on Reddit try to say it was almost as bad as Brendan Schwab's. Calling him Schwab is hilarious.

That's so fucking funny. I guess they're trying to do it correctly because there's a U before the A, you know? Well, okay. The only other person that did the Schwab thing was Rampage that I've seen. Have you seen anybody else do it? I've seen a lot of people say Schwab. Really? Yeah. Who else? I mean, I'm forgetting shit probably. It might be the amount of Brian Campbell clips we've watched. They recall him as Schwab. Really? Yeah. Like who will? I mean, I'm forgetting shit probably like might be the amount of Brian Campbell clips we've watched. They recall them to Schwab. Oh,

duh. But, uh, my memory is I've seen a lot of people call him Schwab. Yeah, that's true. Okay. Nevermind. I think, I think it's innocent. It's an innocent mistake. Right. I was just, okay. I'm going to say what I, if it falls flat, please take it out. But I think that what if, I know what you're going to say. Yeah. You know, you know, what if black people are secretly so disrespecting of shop that they have a new nickname for him? They call him Schwab. Are you talking about black Chang's?

Yeah. The black, black, black Twitter, but black Chang's. Dude, that would be great. There should be a subsection. They're just like black Twitter. Yeah. The black Chang's. Let's see. No, that was be great. There should be a subsection that's just like Black Twitter. Yeah. Or Black Chains. Let's see.

No, that was, he was just trying to get it. Because when I saw it, I was like, I knew I was going to watch it. When I saw this, there ain't no way it was that bad. Because I've seen his shorts

and I'm like, these ain't, I'm not, I'm not dying to go see a stand-up, but it was never that bad. But you're also not like, let me take this shit off. Exactly, yeah. So when I watched it, I'm like never that bad. But you're also not like, let me take this shit off. Exactly, yeah.

So when I watched it, I'm like, okay, they were reaching because it wasn't, I didn't have one laugh out loud moment, but it damn sure wasn't no,

that thick boy shit was terrible. That thick boy shit was terrible, dude. It's so funny. And then when they keep saying thick boy, it's what makes me laugh.

That's great. That shit was, I watched that. It's a terrible name. I's great. That shit was, I watched that. It's a terrible name. I couldn't believe it. It's a terrible name. I was like, holy shit,

this is, it was so, like I knew, that was when the whole debate came up when we were, I was like, nigga, I can do that.

Like I can do that. That's what inspired you? I think that's what started the whole. Brendan Schaub's failure. Yeah, it was, Brendan Schaub's failure. What great delivery. Special bro, because I was like, that shit was so bad. I'm like,'s failure. What great delivery.

That's for sure, bro, because I was like, that shit was so bad. I'm like, nigga, I didn't do that. One man's trash is another man's trash. It was so bad. Talking about anybody, these guys are funny, but anybody talking seriously about Brendan Schaub, Brendan Schaub's Ringo Papi,

has the potential to be funny. You get anybody. Like, just people, show it to people at work, you know, or people like, we should just like go and like show people Ringo Poppy just randomly.

Like, you know, those man on the street things. Check this out. What do you think about this? And they go, yeah, we should set up a show where we're doing standup

and we go barking on the street and we're like, you want to see one of my clips? And then it's just Brandon Schaub doing comedy. Or what if we advertise a stand-up show and we get people to come and then instead of doing stand-up, we play the Gringo Poppy. Yeah, dude. That's best brains.

The room, like people do with the room, but we do it with Gringo Poppy. We have no claim to it. The people that do that probably have no claim to it yeah but i mean the people that do that probably have no claim to the room we ran out of fucking amc theater and just watch gringo poppy with homies i mean who wouldn't want to go to that right you get fucking booze you get food hang out with you at night you fuck each other when the film is over hot cheetos hot cheetos at the fuck hot cheetos and bringo poppy are enough enough for me to go to the fucking...

What kind of cookies? Mexican. Salsa. If anybody else, because we've already eaten a salsa or a Mexican cookie, like nobody else has done that. So I think a fan that comes to this should probably do that for us. Yeah. I don't know.

That would be kind of cool, I think. And remind me on the show to show something that Brendan, I think... What's his name? The comic guy. You know who I'm talking about? Brandon or whatever. Which one? Dude, what he's doing... We'll talk about it on the show, but what he's doing is very funny. He's going to random places

and calling him Daddy. It's so funny. I had him send me all the videos so that I could play it on the show. Okay. But we'll do that on Raccoon Tweety's this week. All right. Thanks for tuning in. Bye. Ooh.