10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub IS A RACE CAR DRIVER! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #124

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 🎵 We need to take the top once a week. Bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese. One take. Every night. Stop at my favorite time of the week. When you get the ear, bop, but try to speak. Release surprises today. You better act gay or watch 10 minutes of Shob. Welcome back to 10 minutes of Shob. I'll never know where the camera is.
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Starting point is 00:01:16 Gerardo's thinking about that, maybe. We. It's a non-violence podcast. Yeah, I know what I mean. What? What? I thought you were going to say something going by. Oh, but yeah. We what what i thought you're gonna say something going we got oh but yeah we got to 10 000 subscribers we said on the last one we're endlessly thankful for that
Starting point is 00:01:30 and it's growing even more so that's good but anyways that's not why they're here the new goal is 65 000 yes i'll take that yeah absolutely 65k grand yes numbers guys but uh anyways that's not why they're here they're here to watch tim as a shop so start the timer play the chin clip all righty let's see what we got here today dude um the first one comes from cats for christ i believe is his name it's called for nuts turn down for nuts let's see this it drives me fucking nuts. Nuts. That Brian's at work here. He's fine with it.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Doesn't bother him at all. Look at him. He's old and he's a loser and it's not even a big deal to him. He's meek. He's dying. He's old. Women don't like him as he's married five times or something. I don't know. He has no money.
Starting point is 00:02:20 He sells sandals. It's sad. He's gay. He's gay. Drives me gay! In a moment of seriousness, he calls him gay still? Yeah, that'd be so funny. That song would be so lit at Chang's, the nightclub.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Yeah. We'd have to play that all night. Should we get going and then you hear... Aw, dude, let's stay for turned down for nuts one more song just one more song alright let's see what else we got here this one's called my boy got left out again posted
Starting point is 00:02:53 by dazzling rabbit 633 it looks like Joseph Rogan dinner with the boys Brian Callen who is this I don't know oh that's that one guy Charlies, or what is his name? What's that one guy that flipped out on, on kill Tony? Oh, Chad Cameron Haynes. That's not Charlie. Yeah, no, it's not Chad Daniels. Now, Charlie Daniels, Cameron Haynes sounds familiar. I think
Starting point is 00:03:20 that's an influencer we've seen before. Yeah. I thought that was Tim Kennedy on the side, but I don't think it is. Evan Hafer,an hafer not a real name that's woke tim kennedy look at that's woke tim kennedy dude left turned down for nuts what what time do you think if you had to say each of these men woke up in the morning um cameron haynes 434 definitely Definitely. Brian Callen. Whatever time doesn't consent. Evan Pfeiffer looks like a noon. We knew the clock. Pfeiffer.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Wait, scroll down again. Pfeiffer. I don't know who that is, but I knew it wasn't Pfeiffer. It was funny. Joe Rogan. Eight inches. Okay. He wakes up at 5'2". Okay, so a little bit after.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Oh, 5'2", the height. That went over my head just like, is it? Sure. Drives me nuts. All right. This one is posted by I Downvote Cake Days. Papa got a new haircut.
Starting point is 00:04:18 It's extremely redacted. Why? Why? Yeah, he's got a bad case of the mosquito but my forehead dude oh that too yeah this looks i don't know what this is like danny trejo type something right this looks like he's in his movie critic phase he's like i saw joker a la fu or whatever it's called and it was blockbuster he's got the perfect rating system if he did movie reviews netflix blockbuster that's good yeah it's kind of yeah tomato tomato what i don't know Blockbuster. He's got the perfect rating system if he did movie reviews. Netflix, Blockbuster.
Starting point is 00:04:45 That's good. Yeah, it's kind of, yeah, tomato, tomato. What? I don't know. Rotten tomatoes. Oh, rotten tomatoes, yeah. It made no sense what I said. And the gold chain.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Dude, he looks like he's, maybe he's going to try out to be Michael Corleone. You know what I mean? The Al Pacino's part in Godfather? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. It just looks like he just got done with the Tour of War and he's going to take over the family business. You know what I mean? And if we're going Godfather, I think he looks more like the Godfather here
Starting point is 00:05:15 because it looks like he's some wear and tear there. Yeah. And also didn't Brando had like slick back hair, I think in that. You come to me on the day of my daughter's gadushening kind of shit. You come to me on the day of my daughter's gadushening kind of shit. You come to me on the day I give my truck away. My truck giveaway. That's so much better.
Starting point is 00:05:30 You come to me on the day of my daughter's truck giveaway. Damn. Block bossa. All right, let's see the next one. Posted by OneUsual4460. Just in the bleeds taking pictures with dana what are the odds hashtag numbers guy tom bout eskimo bros rwanda light job be the man it says uh it's brian callum with dana white and who is this now that i don't know i like how he doesn't get a tag everyone else
Starting point is 00:06:01 gets a nice little tag he's his son son. It's just some random guy. He sits next to them. So I haven't seen any of the clips this week. I have been off Chang's, uh, the Dodgers one. So I've been, you know, fan boy now.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Sure. Um, but I'm assuming Bapa, given the headlines of all the, uh, pick side chinned. Yeah. Uh,
Starting point is 00:06:23 Bapa would probably said that he was sitting in the nosebleeds again oh about Callum yeah okay we'll get there eventually we'll find out uh schizophrenic turtle posted why Brendan shop was fired from Showtime he's a UFC guy always has been as you can see it is American redact
Starting point is 00:06:39 made a YouTube video where the thumbnail is provocative says Brendan shop, Brendan Chopp tweeted, Showtime is nothing without me. Damn, he really tweeted that? Probably not. You know how people fake things. Oh, yeah, they fake stuff, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:51 And then that picture is not the best picture of him ever. He looks like he's a vampire or something. I just wish the cheeks, the cheeks are always either too big or too small, dude. You know what I mean? What's going on with that? I think it's because he's got stuff in it he looks like van gogh's lost piece of art you know yeah the struggling man that van gogh that's good is the redacted man yeah that way you go to our museum it's like redacted man and it's van gogh painting of shab van gogh painted a lot of like really sad looking people and when papa's doing
Starting point is 00:07:27 his drinking and boozing and nicotine chewing he kind of looks like a van gogh character yep the the mustache man let's see the next one here there's a lot of fireworks going off because the dodgers beat the padres that's the next step in our evolution is putting Schaub into other works of art. So like we become painters. And I was just thinking of Van Gogh's The Potato Eaters. It's the family. They are very hungry. It'd be funny if Schaub was at the table too, just eating like fucking or drinking a prime.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Or a rain. Rain. Energy. This one's posted by attempted attempt replacement. Imagine someone telling you these seats suck and it is obviously Brian Callen in the front row. Damn. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:16 I mean, those are the best seats probably. Yeah, that looks like I mean, I would love to have those seats. There's nobody in front of him here. Like over here, you got people all cage side, you know, coaches and shit. He's basically a coach, you know. The only people that can get seats like that are rich, famous people or people that have walked to a rich, famous person's truck. So yeah, Callan did one of those things.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Those are dig sucking seats, dude. You got to suck some cag. Yeah, try to walk. Okay. Anyways, in to walk. Okay. Anyways, in Shop World, posted by Khabib Time, the truck giveaway winner finally got walked to his truck. Yeah, there we go. It's about fucking time.
Starting point is 00:08:54 I mean, I'm still mad I didn't get, you know, but it's all good. I'm glad somebody did. Yeah, you're a good loser, though. You're not a sore loser. Thank you. I'm just, I mean, I'm glad I went to a truck guy, you know, because like it would really suck if I went to somebody who's just not into blowers and modding and shit, which is what I am into.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Yeah, it would suck if it went to somebody that would just go to T-ball practice in it. You know what I mean? Yes. Yeah. This is a man for T-ball, dude. This is a truck. Well, are you not modding, dude? Like you didn't mod at all this week.
Starting point is 00:09:23 I mod every night. Exactly. As you can see, you can't tell which one is Shab because they both have the similar body types and merch. They're both wearing the same hat. Oh, look at that beard, not Shab. He's got a beard and also got regular ears with earring in it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:43 As you can see, Shab is very happy. What's attached to their hat? Is that a mic? Yes. Okay. They mic'd it up. Those are DJIs. I actually own a pair.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Oh, shit. Not only am I turning into Brendan Shab, people say, because I've also bought nicotine pouches. Oh, yeah. We saw some Zenz at your place the other day. But I also own those mics, and I have three Dicey shirts. Breaking news. Let's see the next one here. But I also own those mics and I have three dicey shirts. Breaking news.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Let's see the next one here. Confidence Search 8648 posted this. It's called Hot Chip Guy is Homeless as Fuck. The videos were giving me a lot of problems earlier, so hopefully they play. Okay, good. Let's see. What the fuck is going on? God damn it. This is a lot like my on? God damn it.
Starting point is 00:10:27 This is a lot like my streams. God damn it. Where the fuck is Facebook? We've got 90 subscribers in the last week. We're at 592. We'll be there soon. What's up, Deuce? 33 watching. Must have been posted in the old homeless cats, huh? will be there soon. What's up, Deuce? 33 watching. Must have been posted in the
Starting point is 00:10:48 old homeless cats, huh? Thumbs down. Nope, not even posted. No, I got a black belt in that Reddit. Great guys, never met them. There you go.
Starting point is 00:11:07 I love it. It gives me a ton of anxiety to go in there, but it usually makes me laugh. Whoa. Cool. Well, one thing I got to say is when we first started watching Nick, the hot chip guy,
Starting point is 00:11:22 he looked like he was like 22 years old. You know what I'm saying? He looks like... It's aging him. I'm not saying he looks bad. It's more like he's like Gerard Butler or something. You know, he's Gerard. Hey, you want to get him on the show so you don't say that he looks bad. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:37 No, he looks excellent. You know what I mean? I'm saying he looks like Gerard Butler. That is a compliment. But he looks much older and aged him. Without using words? There you go. Yeah, Hawk. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:11:50 That's what I say. It does look like he's always surprised recently. Like, every time I've seen him recently, he just looks like, oh, what the fuck is happening, you know, kind of thing. Right. Well, Beanie Guy doesn't wear a beanie anymore. Oh, that's probably why. What do you expect from this man?
Starting point is 00:12:02 Listen, we want Chin. We want Nick. Beanie Guy, say the fuck off our podcast, dude. Yeah, beanie guy, you're done. We said it. We gave you one episode where we were shocked that you weren't wearing the beanie. And then in the next episode we watched, you were still not wearing the beanie. So as far as I'm concerned, you're a block busser and you're over.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Yeah. Don't bear a beanie once. Shame on me. Yeah. Don't wear a beanie twice. You're a block busser. You're right. Exactly. Couldn't, don't bear a beanie once. Shame on me. Yeah. Don't wear a beanie twice. You're a black bus. You're right. Couldn't have said it better myself.
Starting point is 00:12:30 I did say that. Let's see what the next clip is. This is going to be, are you kidding me? This again, two weeks ago when he was at one championship, they were the best seats in the house posted by poop. Dick,
Starting point is 00:12:40 the clown 91. He dresses like an evil stepdad, like the John Bernthal character from, uh, Poop Dick the Clown, 91. He dresses like an evil stepdad. Like the John Bernthal character from Wolf of Wall Street? Yeah, kind of, yeah. He's like, sell me this pen. Do you have a pen? Here's your fucking pen.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Yeah, you need to write your name on this napkin. Chav would botch that so hard. If Chav had to sell a pen, he'd have that pen for the rest of his life. Does anybody have a pen? Oh, yeah. The best of pens. And then the fights.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Did you like sitting that close? It's a lot, huh? I love it. Personally, if I'm going to watch the fights, and if you sit anywhere else, it's awful. Oh, I disagree. Really? You'd rather we wear high up? I'd rather be one level up, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:37 I don't like being close to the cage. Yeah. You can't see certain things. Really? I love it. To your point, though, I think Daniel and Rogan are watching the monitor more than they're watching the fights. Yes, because it's hard to see. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Especially with the pillars and the cameraman and all that. I'd rather be above that so I can see everything. Well, being that close and hearing the devastating sound of a guy like Alex Piera's feet and fists. I mean, disgusting. He looks different. I don't know how he
Starting point is 00:14:12 gets down to 205. Just his head. Dude, think about it. He made 185. What are you talking about? World champion at 85. It's so weird.
Starting point is 00:14:21 That's why when he talks about going back to 85, I'm like, in what world, buddy? God. Thank God Brian didn't go in going back to 85, I'm like, in what world, buddy? God. I thank God Brian didn't go in farther into like, and he's like fucking, he's like Jack,
Starting point is 00:14:30 but he's like Brazilian. Yep. I can't stand that shit. I disagree with both of them. I think that, I mean, I guess I said before, I'd love to have cage size shoes.
Starting point is 00:14:39 That's awesome. But I went to UFC and I wasn't ringside or whatever. And it's still pretty good. I was in the nosebleeds, but it was still pretty good. I was in the nose blades, but it was still a good show. Yeah, dude. I don't know. It doesn't make sense to you, honestly.
Starting point is 00:14:53 I did want to hear more about Alex Piera's thighs. That's where that fucking idiot was going. Another second he would have been there. And the cut man was rubbing his body and I was gay. And the way Roundtree got blood coming from his face.
Starting point is 00:15:13 He was a lot like an injured wildebeest on the prairies of the savannah. The cut man looked like an African medicine man trying to fix the cuts yeah brian i'm surprised he doesn't have more to say about because he had so much material on fighting yeah none of the ufc guys have an afrian uh shouting man or a guy that has a chair with him it's weird blog all right so this one's posted by I Downvote Cake Days.
Starting point is 00:15:48 It's called, unfortunately, it seems as if Bapa may have lied to us about running six minute miles every day at 4 a.m. You thought he was telling the truth. Let's see. My knee? The old knee. The old knee? What's going on with that? The niscus tear.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Oh, really? Yeah. I've had it. I've always had it. I can jog. But then I can't do it back-to-back days. I have to do a day, take a day off. I had to wake up at 4 a.m. on Sunday and drive to Barstow. That was tough.
Starting point is 00:16:14 I run three miles every morning, bud. 4 a.m. It doesn't make sense. 4 a.m.? That's out of control. Even Jocko Willink would be like, bro. That's before him. Yeah, that's so.
Starting point is 00:16:31 No way you do that. Nobody does that. Maybe Jocko's his enemy, dude. Yeah, that's right. He was waking up before Jocko. Yeah, but not very smart of Jocko to be like, wake up before your enemy's at 434. And now all of his enemies hear that and they're like, okay, we must wake up at 420. Yeah, that's true up at 420.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Yeah, that's true. He's giving, I don't even Jocko saying that, like, let's say that's actually really, he's really doing that. I imagine he wakes up at 434, but he's not up and running.
Starting point is 00:16:56 He's like getting out. He's looking at his phone a little bit puking. Yeah. He's got a lot of stuff to do. Chuck coffee. Yeah. He's got to make the coffee and it's like, um, black rifle coffee or whatever. And he's got a lot of stuff to do chuck coffee yeah he's gonna make the coffee and it's like um black rifle coffee or whatever and he's gotta he's gotta put the butter in it because you know
Starting point is 00:17:10 those guys they like churn butter in their coffee or whatever so he's gotta do all that mct oil i don't even know what that is but that sounds like something he'd do there's no way all of that is not done before he starts his running so it's's like he's running maybe at the earliest he's running 5.15, but probably not even that. So Vapa running at 4 a.m.? Yeah. That's just like you have a disorder at that point. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:38 You didn't sleep. You're wearing your fucking sleeping hat running at 4 in the morning. It seems like inconvenient to do that. It doesn't make sense. It seems like inconvenient to do that. It doesn't make sense. There's no reason to do that. If you woke up and ran at like 5, 5.30, nobody would be out. Very few people. What do you need to do
Starting point is 00:17:56 that's so early? Does he work super far away? I don't know. I have no clue. Don't count. Don't make no sense. He said it himself. Doesn't make any sense. Let's see here. This is posted by
Starting point is 00:18:11 ABTB12. This redact is acting like he's a professional racer. Is this one? Let's see. Are you fighting somebody else, but you're fighting the desert, really? Yeah, I mean, both kind of tough gigs. You know, tough gigs. The MIMP 400 is my first.
Starting point is 00:18:29 They're at a church or something. It's just like, oh my God. The mural behind her already knows what she's going to say. Yeah, definitely. She's just like, oh, fuck. I don't know why it makes me laugh when he starts talking every time. Fighting the desert, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:47 I mean, both times. Yeah. Just a breathy yeah. Because he's nervous and stupid. He doesn't know what to say, you know? So that's what you get. Yeah. He's so nervous to talk.
Starting point is 00:19:03 He was worried that she was going to ask him about Brian. He was a little happy. But oh, good. Not a thing about Brianrian that's good you know uh tough gigs you know tough gigs the mimp 400 is my first race it was in class uh was a class 11 bug and that was uh kind of my intro to all this so it was uh it was tough to say the least it's just it's all about mental toughness you know it's mental toughness. Finishing a three-round fight, five-round fight, it takes a lot of endurance, a lot of planning, just a lot of preparation. Similar to off-roading. So these guys are tough as nails.
Starting point is 00:19:37 So there's a lot of similarities there. And just good people. And just like MMA, I had so many people over the years help me out in my career. Off-roading, exact same. Exact same. That's why I gravitate towards off-road community. Everyone's been so helpful. Even though I'm an idiot, they've been so helpful. I flip my own truck in the mid-400s with that
Starting point is 00:19:56 bug. They were giving me all sorts of tips, helping me out. We broke an axle. Someone pulled over and helped us out. That's why I gravitate towards off-road community. Another person had to say, save Brendan Chubb. She's only interviewing him because they're like, get him out of here. Like, distract him for a while so he doesn't hurt himself. Give him one of the staff things.
Starting point is 00:20:15 He's drinking all the Big Gulps. He's drinking all the... We don't have any more Gatorades or Powerades. There's all these empty Gatorade Powerade bottles in his fucking tent or whatever the fuck. Sorry, I gotta pee before the race. Big gulp, drinking it. Can I pee in the trunk?
Starting point is 00:20:33 Alright, let's see what we got next here. That clip was awesome. BC just goes much to the the the BC just goes much to the delight of Lug. Posted by Lumumba. Lum-um-bow.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Lumumba. Let's hear it. With Dana at the post-fight press conference to give him a chance to dunk all over Don Davis and the boys. And Luke. Double Ds. He did that. Let's listen. PFL posted a video about a few hours before her fight kind of putting her down and using that as a way to promote their upcoming fight with Larissa.
Starting point is 00:21:10 What do you think as a promoter? Do you think that's the right kind of play to go? I think when you're losing as much money as they are, fucking go for it. Fucking throw the kitchen sink at it. This guy just came out recently and said, you know, we're going to spend more money than they did on the sphere. That sounds fucking brilliant. How many tickets you're going to sell? They're not very right.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Knock yourself out. They're drowning. Drowning. I like how Dan said drowning. Businessman. They suck. I mean how Dan is a drowning businessman. They suck. I mean, they're not good at what they do. So I guess you would just keep trying anything you can to make something stick.
Starting point is 00:21:56 All good. Wow, he seemed to enjoy that. I mean, here's the problem. Can you really say he's wrong about any of that? You cannot. I wish it was different. I wish I could beg the differ, Luke, but I am excited for this pay-per-view coming up with there's no match-ups on there, but
Starting point is 00:22:09 we got to keep it going. So well done. Masterclass as usual. Yes. Amazing. Shout out to BC. I don't think this is in any of the clips of this week, but I did show you that he shouted you out. Very nice. Both of us yeah let's
Starting point is 00:22:25 see necessarily follow anyone today although that dude that hosts the arm you know that dude Cooney that hosts the 10 minutes to shop show that's freaking hilarious is that guy good for me I don't know but I probably be big fans of everyone I've met through the Bopper first you know I mean I'll probably be like good not, I'm just kidding. Yeah, he shouted us out. Dude, one thing that I have a problem with is that we don't matter. You know what I mean? That's true. We don't matter at all.
Starting point is 00:22:51 How dare you shout us out, dude? You're mad. Yeah, don't make sense. Gerardo was shut up here furious. I had to calm him down. I just showed up. I fucking flipped your table. I go, here, have a rain. Rain calms us down. I go, here, have a rain. Rain calms us down.
Starting point is 00:23:09 That's why we have so many rains. You think these are the same rains every week. Oh, cool story, bro. Yeah, then we just make them look weird by accident every time. Right. Right. Right. Gerardo drank a rain. Every time you ask me,
Starting point is 00:23:25 how's it going, dude? I'm like drinking rain. How about yourself? I mean, same rogue nicotine. How are you doing? Uh, all right.
Starting point is 00:23:31 I was excited for this one. Hot chip guy tells the hot chip story posted by confidence search. 86 48. Damn dude. This looks like the whatever pod, but with the chains people. Yeah, it looks like a fresh and fit,
Starting point is 00:23:42 but if none of them were fresh or fit, you know, you could do dude, be cool. I love this show. You watch it. looks like Fresh and Fit, but if none of them were fresh or fit, you know? God, be cool, dude. Be cool. I love this show. You watch it? I hate Fresh and Fit, so I'm being cool, dude. I don't really know Fresh and Fit. I know what it is, but I've never watched it.
Starting point is 00:23:55 It's like, yeah, it seems dumb. That's your takeaway? Good. I was making sure you're good. How many chickens, folks? We get to 500, I'll do the hot chip. No, don't say that. Oh, to 500, I'll do the hot chip. The hot chip? No, don't say that. Oh, is that like the spicy, really spicy chip?
Starting point is 00:24:10 And it's also an inside joke to any homeless cats who may be watching. There is one time on the last episode of King of the Sting where one of the best parts ever in King of the Sting was like episode 70 out of 200 where everybody ate a hot chip, chaos ensued. It was hilarious. It was the best. Last episode, I pulled out hot chips. I was like, you guys want to do a hot chip? And they were just like, I don't want that. And there's a whole group of thousands and thousands of people who hate.
Starting point is 00:24:42 It's too much to go into but I wish he wouldn't have stopped himself dude I want to hear his interpretation I definitely want to hear the take I mean I disagree with the hate part no I love Papa dude we've had our ups and downs not going to lie you didn't get mad at him one week he was talking about Latinos
Starting point is 00:25:04 he doesn't know how to say pico de gallo. You know what I mean? Yeah. Carnizada, huevos rancheros. You know what I mean? Sure. Chili relleno. I almost said chili.
Starting point is 00:25:15 See, that's why we have our ups and downs. Me and him, right? The on part is so funny. Because of the spelling of relleno. Yeah. It's pretty good. You know, my mom thinks he's redacted, so it's hard.
Starting point is 00:25:28 I love him. My mom thinks he's redacted. We don't see eye to eye on something. It doesn't mean you can't be friends. She gave birth to me. But, fuck you. Brennan Schaub is great. We both would pick Schaub over our parents. It's an easy choice.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Hey, Nick. Relax, dude. We love him, Nick. You're a blah-blah-blah, dude. Relax, dude. We love him, dude. Drives me nuts. I don't want that is a quote of theirs. So I was referencing the hot chip, but if we get to 500, I'll fucking eat that thing. 500 subscribers?
Starting point is 00:25:59 Probably. I mean, they probably don't have a lot of subscribers. Remember those days, dude? Yeah. Now that we're a big baller brand, fucking 10,000 Ks, back at 100, remember when we hit 100 subscribers? By the next week, we had 99, and you had a meltdown. I think you deleted it. I did?
Starting point is 00:26:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so funny. Yeah. One person unsubscribed, and you were like, what the fuck? I had a meltdown at 10,000, too. Oh, yeah, you did. I think, I mean, remembering back to 500, Idown at 10,000 too. Oh, yeah, you did. I think when, I mean, remembering back to 500, I was pretty happy about having 500.
Starting point is 00:26:29 I was like, damn, dude, I never thought we'd have 500. I know. Now we have 10 million. He's going to need stitches. Oh, many, many. Stitches, stitches. It's a sob. I have to numb your lip.
Starting point is 00:26:41 You need many, many stitches. Wow, that's weird. Chin said many, many stitches. Wow. That's weird. Chins hit many, many. Dude, who knows? Maybe what the cats are saying, maybe they really are homeless. Maybe they see the benefits of being homeless, dude. You know what I mean? Yeah, they might be numbers, guys.
Starting point is 00:26:56 They talk about numbers, but who doesn't? True. Let's see what we got next. Bapa's haircut built for speed posted by market phase. Wait, what is that? Market farces. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:11 So obviously Baba's haircut built for speed. Hilarious. If he says that, but what do you think that's in reference to? Oh my God. That'd be awesome. Yeah. And that's maybe what he says.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Okay. Let's see. Patches. I go, go to my barber I go The guy was good Was he?
Starting point is 00:27:28 He did that with what? With clippers? Or with a hammer? I don't know man That's actually funny Fuck dude Brian got a good one Chop
Starting point is 00:27:37 Carl see if you can figure out What's wrong with this thing It ain't got no gas in it You see there, Scooter? Think of the simplest things first. Slingblade. But I still don't understand why it's built for speed. But that's hilarious to put Boppa's face on Slingblade.
Starting point is 00:28:00 That's great. You want some French fried potatoes. Let's see what this one is. Posted by Grabaka Hitman88. It's called In the Nosebleeds. Brendan was so sure Brian would have some horrible seats, just thought I'd
Starting point is 00:28:15 share this. Okay, so it's just another, you know, it's very important. We are detectives here at the Bopiverse. He's sitting right there. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's such a good seat. Goddamn dick down to here though there you know i mean yeah that's such a good seat goddamn dick down here though you know he is so close i still wouldn't trade places brian also if it's a bad seat you oh look at that my like you're so close this makes everything so much better you know there's a fight happening it's like right in front of you dude if you if there's a fight
Starting point is 00:28:42 happening at like your local high school you're're still in high school. All right. Um, you wouldn't want to be like two houses down, right? You don't even want to be right there filming like world style. Yeah. You want to be right there almost getting hit and shit. Yeah. You know, Oh, he, Oh, he leaking. Let's see here. This one's posted by dandy kaufman too it's called after shower catnip chin seems to have the least knowledge of the lingo let's see it's hard to wrangle them down it was it was mental warfare okay we got invested by homeless cats although infested uh uh but a lot of them really nice there were some people trolling but i actually
Starting point is 00:29:24 thought it really helped the discussion. Just remember, they do not matter. I think they're cool. They're just having fun. At least that one particular person
Starting point is 00:29:32 was just trying to go a little too far. Yeah. It's like, whatever. I think Kev was being How many times have we had
Starting point is 00:29:35 the conversation? Yeah. They're saying, yeah, basically things we've said. I mean, it's all fun and games,
Starting point is 00:29:43 but that one guy really doesn't like us, dude. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he would hate to see the BC 7. This is 9-11. Oh, well, sorry. That's a homeless cat. They don't matter.
Starting point is 00:29:57 M-A-D-D-U-R. But we also did a poll, and it said, are you a homeless cat? Because I wanted to see, because the numbers were pumping. We had the attendance of a small classroom. And 24 average concurrent viewers peaked at 49. Basically ended on our peak, which I think is a good sign. Leave them wanting more, you know? And we did a poll.
Starting point is 00:30:18 I said, are you a homeless cat? Yes, no. I dabble, but I don't work the fryers. Working the fryers is posting hot dishes. You guys know how spicy we like your chicken sauce. 20% no, 20% I dabble, but work the fryers, and 60% – or 20% yes, 20% I dabble, but I don't work the fryers, and 60% no. So it's just – I think even the people who found it from the homeless cats, like they're the 20% that are dabbling but don't. It's like –
Starting point is 00:30:42 Cool. Well, we did it. Was it fun? It was really fun. Yeah. You know't. It's like, cool. Well, we did it. That was really fun. Yeah. You know what? It's very funny to me. I'm sorry if you have something to say.
Starting point is 00:30:50 No, no, no. Go ahead. But I would like to see your take on what I'm about to say. Yeah. It feels like I just entered a boardroom for the Spider and the Kids subreddit. You know what I mean? The numbers he was discussing. If you're working on the fryers, it's like, you know, our third quarter fire numbers were down.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is probably what's going on at Chang's. The Chang's people are watching. How does he know about our internal numbers? I was thinking like, I wonder what Papa thinks about this. Does he even know it exists? He at this point, like, so he doesn't know anything is happening. Well, dude, if he knew that, why would he let Nick use his studio, dude,
Starting point is 00:31:28 to do this fucking bullshit? Yeah, maybe. You know what I mean? Nick is so confident that Bapa won't know what's being talked about on a show going on in his own studio that he feels comfortable to do this. Dude, Nick is, you know, he's out here producing podcasts. Bapa is racing, going to one-fight championships, teaching baseball to kids.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Yeah, he doesn't have time. You know what I mean? Giving trucks away. He's currently in the middle of another season of drivefightsallgames.com, right? Bapa doesn't have time to make sure Nick's not a part of the people that hate him. You know? Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:32:02 He is part of the team. Yeah. I will laugh if they start doing 10 Minutes of Shop, though. That would be funny. That would be great. They watch their own show. They're like, look at that fucking guy. Oh, wait, that's me.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Never mind. I mean, that guy. Nick is more than welcome to come here if he's fascinated by the Bopiverse, dude. Yeah, Nick, I mean, if Brennan Schaub doesn't care about you talking about it here, he really won't care about you talking about it here. Yeah really won't care about you talking about it here. Yeah. In a big red chair, daddy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Yeah. Sit in the chair. Yeah. See how you feel. And then you finally, he probably doesn't let him sit in the red chairs even a little bit. Right. Dude, we let you sit right here.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Yeah, dude. Right here. I don't know how to make it better. Like the deal, like the right here is. Yeah. The here is dude. You could drink all of our rain, dude. doesn't let you drink the rains you know probably not probably not probably not even allowed to touch things in the studio oh the most not touching it
Starting point is 00:32:53 um what else can we sell to him like how why would he come here i don't know it's probably a terrible decision for him but he's welcome oh dude the worst decision you know what i mean you could but you could be here why dude he works for theo vaughn he doesn't need papa dude oh yeah papa needs you nick that's true nick so come through yeah we need you we need you oh another bc shots fired bc names the waters posted by lumum Bao let's see here from the Wonginator because that's my guy right there I try not to use his government name too often but Alan W sliding in on cue my man us homeless cats need some
Starting point is 00:33:34 skits in but yeah sometimes you know sometimes I'll prepackage out of the skits in bed and try to you know try to sneak it through the guard of Luke Thomas try to put one through the five hole when he catches on that's the gold. It's not about Shub. It's really never even been about Shub. I mean, Shub lies a lot. Let's be very honest.
Starting point is 00:33:50 He lies a real lot. But outside of it, he probably steals people's material a lot. But outside of that, it's always been about getting Luke to pop. That's what this show is built upon. Can we get Luke off the track he's on? Because he'll be on that track for a while
Starting point is 00:34:05 okay what do you want to say that is a great formula for a show the straight man and the funny guy and like Luke's all like serious and stuff like that and then he's like and then BC's like what are we doing here
Starting point is 00:34:21 and Luke's like and laughs that's a great fucking are we doing here? And Lou's like, and laughs. That's a great fucking Formula First show. Hell yeah, dude. This one's going to be posted by ConfidenceSearch8648. Shout out BCEO. This one's Howard becoming a sneakerhead at 36 Go.
Starting point is 00:34:40 Let's see. Bring up size 12 on StockX on those. Let's see. Bring up size 12 on StockX on those. Let's see. Bring up size 12 on StockX on those. You know, just always starting with some fire, dude. Right? Yes. Bring up size 12 on StockX on those.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Let's see. Union is a show in a skateboard shop in LA. They always do the best collabs. You put the yellow laces in. Those are the best Jordan ones you can get. I'll be honest. Keep them shits. I did a complex show called full size run.
Starting point is 00:35:12 It's all sneaker heads. I'm going to be honest. Keep this. Oh man. He can't even pretend to like shoes in front of the morons. Hmm. Even shot. She'll said,
Starting point is 00:35:23 Hey, I'm not brain. That shoe ain't far being a sneaker head. How did that go? I'm not a sneaker head. I'm not a sneaker head. I'm not a sneaker head. I'm not a sneaker head. I'm not a sneaker head. I'm notz said, hey, I'm not bringing that shoe in far. Being a sneakerhead, how did that go? Talk about sneakers. So they wanted me to bring. I love the 11s, especially the Concords. Like anybody around me, usually because I'm such a sneakerhead,
Starting point is 00:35:36 I used to bring on my opener and my MC. They had bad shoes, so I bought them both. Who are these people? Concords for i bought them both for the whole squad and those are those right those are the fives are my favorite jays you know what the problem is with basketball shoes is i'm i'm a big dude i'm like 6'4 250 might be 250 but so i'm a big dude hey holla so um big boy. Me and some 11s, or me and some Durants, I just look like this big frickin' buffoon, you know what I'm saying? You going too hard in the paint?
Starting point is 00:36:13 I look like a security guard. I gotta be careful. The earmaxes, the ones, just such an old shoe, for them to revamp it and put their flair on it. The Woodstock fuckin' 60s flair with the flannel. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:29 I told you Reebok came to me years ago and they had a deal. But you got to only wear Reebok when you sit down. The glasses? Yeah, dude. That look is so funny. He's like a refined papa. He wrote an article for the New York Times. This ain't happening.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Really? It would make me physically ill to just wear Reebok. I can't actually get it. When you're knees better, it would be good to run in, good with jeans. You're going to fly flying back to Africa in those, man. Yellow. Fight John Africa in those, man. Why does he keep trying to put Francis back to Africa?
Starting point is 00:37:07 I don't know. Well, we know why. This is in. Those are the best Jordan ones you can get, Doug. I'll be honest. Keep them shits. Any thoughts? Are you a sneakerhead?
Starting point is 00:37:22 Nah. I mean, I have a lot of shoes, though. You don't even have sneakers on right now. No socks. Damn. Uh, all righty. Well, this one's called soy boy is posted by confidence search. 86 48. I think it might be the truck giveaway. Let's nice. The guy got a truck. I wish it was me, but what are you going to do? I mean, I wish he can give a truck away every day, dude.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Look at the smile. He's very happy. Everybody's wearing the drive fast, all gas stuff. The other guy, he's got a hat and shirt and everything. Yeah. I mean, let's just soak it in, dude. It's finally over. A happy Bapa is always a good Bapa.
Starting point is 00:38:16 That's true. You know what I mean? Just look at him in his natural habitat, giving away a truck. He looks like a happy child. Yes. Werner Herzog doing Schraub would be good. I'm sure that's been done before though. I think did Elephant Graveyard do that?
Starting point is 00:38:35 I think so. This is not a sad thing. This one's posted by Dandy Kaufman. It's called Bapa Asks Chin How of Watching the Fights Went. T-Fat Cave vs. Aftershower Recap. Aftershower? Is that what the show's called? The Chin thing? Maybe. I don't know. Let's see. What did you do this
Starting point is 00:38:52 weekend, Chin? What'd you watch the fights at? With Nick. Nick Davis, the producer for Golden Hour. What'd you watch? At his place. At his place, yeah. Any live streams? There's a live stream, yeah. When you guys have free time, do you guys talk about the ins and outs of producing podcasts and audio and stuff?
Starting point is 00:39:09 We talk about fights. That's all we talk about. Technical aspect. We know we do ask each other about stuff, but we talk about fights. What might you be into now? Nick knows his fighting. Does he?
Starting point is 00:39:18 Oh, yeah. Yeah, he bets on it. He knows the betting odds. I don't know betting odds. I know fighting, but not the odds. So Nick is like the numbers person. I'm just the instinctive person if I pick fights. It's hard to wrangle them down.
Starting point is 00:39:29 It was mental warfare, okay? We got invested by homeless cats. Invested? Infested. But a lot of them were really nice. There were some people trolling, but I actually thought it really helped the discussion. Just remember, they do not matter.
Starting point is 00:39:42 I think they're cool. They're just having fun. At least that one particular person was just trying to go a little too far. Yeah. I think they're cool. They're just having fun. At least that one particular person was just trying to go a little too far. I think Kev was being tongue-in-cheek there. Shut up. Dumb bitch. They don't matter. If you guys are, do you watch with your shirts off
Starting point is 00:39:56 or are you wearing shirts? We are shirts. And by the way, his girlfriend is a part of the podcast and he bought, or she bought her friend that's another girl. I can show you if you want to see the girls. Yeah, I'd like to friend that's another girl. Ooh, double date. I can show you if you want to see the girls. Yeah, I'd like to see that. All right,
Starting point is 00:40:07 you guys can keep talking and I'll just pull it off. Double date live stream. Double date live stream. Weird place to kind of figure stuff out live on YouTube. There it is.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Right? Those are your girls? No, that's Nick's girl right here. Couple broads. Couple broads. Couple brassy broads. You don't have to be confused with tramps. That's their friend. Correct. Thank you. I broads. Couple broads. Couple broads. To be confused with tramps.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Correct. Thank you. I want to make that very clear. Not tramps. Let's make that very clear. But anyway,
Starting point is 00:40:33 that's it. What the fuck? I don't know. The best podcast in the game, folks. It's true. Any thoughts? I feel like you're
Starting point is 00:40:43 holding back this episode, dude. You think so? Yeah. I'm trying to see Silly Cooney, dude. I think I've been silly. No, not silly. game folks it's true any thoughts i feel like you're holding back this episode dude you think so yeah i'm trying to see silly cooney dude i think i've been silly no not silly enough no you didn't eat any beans and cheese today that's true i usually eat them every night what the hell dude i mean chin's just out here telling you what's up dude they're watching fights they're trying to give you you can give them a shout out or something i know right well we're trying to get nick on uh let's see this one is posted by dirty buns fart nugget i think dirty buns fart nugget You can give him a shout out or something. I know, right? Well, we're trying to get Nick on. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:41:08 This one is posted by Dirty Buns Fart Nugget. I think Dirty Buns Fart Nugget. Brendan Chop Cereal Dog Gadoosher. It looks as if he's gotten a new dog. Oh, no. This dog. It's just like the love bombing phase right here. As you can clearly see, the dog is having the best time of his life. I think that's a frisbee
Starting point is 00:41:25 frisbee but it might also be a soggy paper plates with some like watermelon on top frisbee that's like a donut yeah big boy merch there you go dog merch dude uh newest member of the family nani our belgian i mean dude i don't like the name cute name great name but it's like where's Nani now and you know I mean like when he gets rid of her eventually or yeah like RIP Tank obviously Tank four letters you should have changed
Starting point is 00:41:56 it use five letters this time or something what I don't like about this is everything he does has branding is this some sort of off-leash nine training? Canine training.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Everything. Everything is branded. I don't really like that as a life. I think if I get a dog, I'm not going to post like, welcome to the newest member of the Cooney family, nanny. It's just like, they're struggling with money, obviously, dude. I'm not saying that as a joke.
Starting point is 00:42:29 I'm being 100% serious. I haven't said for information that's 100% true. Okay. He needs brand deals, dude. Right. You know what I mean? That was such a funny conversation. Like, we need money, so we're getting a dog.
Starting point is 00:42:42 No, you don't understand. I don't know the dog. It's not safe around kids kids but it's bringing on a lot we get like 50k just all i gotta do is take a picture with the dog and he's he's gonna be attacking me because a vicious dog but he's trained by a canine training yeah there but they you know i have a frisbee or whatever shut up bitch kids you, you're going to have to take pictures of the dog. I need engagement. Devil's assistant.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Now that I'm thinking about it, if someone was going to offer me money for the dog, I'd probably be like, okay, brand deal alert. You know, I don't know. 10 minutes a dog. I'm a hypocrite. Let's see here. Okay, so this one's posed by Haphazard,
Starting point is 00:43:24 one of our guys. It's learning. Let's see here. Okay, so this one's posted by Haphazard, one of our guys. It's learning. Let's see. Dude, I heard Joker, and now Casey went and saw it, but I've never seen more negative reviews since my special. It makes it. Wait, I don't know if it was that bad. The Joker 2?
Starting point is 00:43:42 I heard the Joker 2. Wait, can we do a poll? I heard the Joker 2 is... Wait, can we do a poll? I heard that Joker 2 is so bad. By the way, that's excellent self-awareness. Watch this, Lace. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. And now. Oh, really, dude? Which special?
Starting point is 00:44:13 What? What? All right. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't even know what the joke is. No, Eric can go suck a dig. Yeah, I mean, Eric's jealous. He probably hasn't seen it. It is 25 minutes, a mean, Eric's jealous. He probably hasn't seen it.
Starting point is 00:44:26 It is 25 minutes, a lot of time. I'm sure he hasn't seen it. Right. One of the greatest specials that ever happened, and Eric hasn't seen it. Right, what was he fucking at Target with his wife? Let me just say, I've got inside information on this, and he is the one behind all those negative reviews.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Oh, that makes sense. He saw it, and he started sweating. Yeah. It was never fucking Bobby Lee. It was always that. No, no, no. Bobby Lee did the Reddit for sure. Oh, you think so?
Starting point is 00:44:54 Dude, it's not me saying this is CIA stuff. Well, Eric is behind the IMDB. Nobody's talking about that. Have you ever read any Aristotle? You know, he wrote about like plays and stuff. You're talking about that. Have you ever read any Aristotle? You know, he wrote about like plays and stuff. You're talking about Shaq? Shaquille O'Neal? The big Aristotle? No.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Aristotle. The original. The OG Aristotle. He said that the villain is always the one closest to the protagonist. So it's Callan. Or Eric. Or D'Elia. Or they're all in cahoots, dude. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:45:27 I got evidence that the IMDB account associated with all the negative reviews goes back to an at I'm a fat fucking dude.com email address, dude. I typed in four C's the other day. It was gay porn. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Why did you do that? Because I knew. Because you looked up cockless.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Because I wanted to see four Cs. Isn't it four Cs? Yeah, with the story. I forget which one it was. It was four. I go to the site every day. Okay, we got another long title. I miss these.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Posted by PoopDickTheClown91. We've already read his name. I'm sorry. I can't. You know what? Poopdicktheclown and then the 69 one. I mean, if I don't remember it, I'm going to laugh every time. All right.
Starting point is 00:46:12 So this is called This Dish is Just Full of Little Treats. Papa Damn Near in tears talking about taking away from fighters like every event is going to be at the sphere from now on. Throws out a what are we doing here? How many times did Dana say he's never going to go back to the sphere? Even if they do, every few is not a big deal. But this readout goes on for months acting like every event is going to be at the sphere now. I really can't stand him.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Let's see. No other major league organization could ever pull off what the UFC did. Kudos to them. Dude, that was amazing. It looked good. I don't care about any of that. My issue is when the venue is the bell of the ball, when the venue is the star, who's that take away from? The fighters.
Starting point is 00:46:55 So now you're giving fighters even less leverage because if it's just about the venue and the 300,000 cameras and how cool it looks and the ring card girls are dressed in gold and people are just – they care about the venue more than the actual fights. We're not headed down a good road. Also, the card was trashed because they had to put so much money into the venue. I would rather them fight in the apex with no ring card girls switching outfits every round, with no huge cameras. I'd rather have a great fight card. And they go, oh, you got to be there in person. I don't give a shit in person.
Starting point is 00:47:28 I care about the fighter. This is kind of boring, but I like the clip a lot because it made me realize something. What Brendan Schaub is, he is a Gronk that thinks he's a Tom Brady. Right? He would be much better off if he just acted like Gronk, thinks he's a Tom Brady. He would be much better off if he just acted like Gronk, a goofy moron, instead of trying to have these
Starting point is 00:47:49 hot takes and clever, very smart ideas about things. This is clearly, whatever he's saying right now is clearly something he heard someone else say, and he's just trying to regurgitate it. He has no idea what he's talking
Starting point is 00:48:05 about and I don't think he really cares because he thinks he's a Tom Brady, but really he's like, I'm Gronk. I drank all my shoe. He's a Gronk thinking he's Tom Brady while looking like Aaron Hernandez, dude. That's for sure. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. Yep.
Starting point is 00:48:21 A hundred percent. And at night he fucks Julian Edelman. You know what I mean? He's gay as shit. Yeah. Yep. A hundred percent. And at night he fucks Julian Edelman. You know what I mean? Fuck each other. All right. Let's see. Tom Brady. Come on our show.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Let's see. Make the venue, the destination. If you make the venue, the bell of the ball, if you make the venue, the main event, the fighters have zero leverage,
Starting point is 00:48:41 man. And how people can't figure that out is mind blowing to me. It's mind blowing to me it's mind-blowing to me hold on you're gonna take even more i wish i could like have a you know like some godlike ability to watch him talk to himself when nobody's around because you know it's the same exact shit that he's saying that's so funny yeah also no i agree 100 him saying something's mind-blowing is like for him it doesn't mean anything his mind is so small everything blows it right yeah it's mind-blowing
Starting point is 00:49:11 the fucking the door opening in the morning is mind-blowing to shot it's mind-blowing i hit a hammer on the nail and it went in the wall not the smartest tool in the shed yeah not the sharpest crayon in the uh toilet they'll see just put on bullshit cards but it's at the sphere oh check it out man the ring card girls switch uniforms every round and they cool my chair shakes hold on cheer what about the world-class fighters risking their lives and their health is that not if that's not entertaining enough for you you got fucking problems man if what the fuck dude first of all this whole long spiel he's going on it ain't worth it blah like this is the fight was amazing or like the night was amazing and i followed all the
Starting point is 00:49:54 fighters you know i wasn't doing that because i love shop i was doing that because i love the ufc dude you know i mean yeah i mean people said it was really good. Luke said the fights were good. I didn't hear any bad reviews. Shab is the only person I've heard talk about anything negative with it. Yeah. But I don't really follow, so there might be more than that. For sure, Dana's going to go back to this feud just because Shab won't shut the fuck up about it,
Starting point is 00:50:18 dude. Fighters, doesn't get your blood flowing, and you need all these Rainforest Cafe bullshit things in the I love the Rainforest Cafe it's wild I'm like what are we doing here what the hell are we that's been Dana's MO since he had
Starting point is 00:50:34 that big fallout yeah I mean Rainforest Cafe is not that bad dude you know right I've never been there that whole like rant I was like I was like, cool story, bro. Yeah, cool story, brother. Have you ever had alligator?
Starting point is 00:50:51 I think maybe because, you know, that hot dog place that's in the downtown worst kush? I think I've gotten, like, alligator hot dog or something or sausage. Tastes like a fishy chicken. Where'd you have it? Florida, daddy. Oh, shit. The Rio. I was at It tastes like a fishy chicken. Where'd you have it? Florida, daddy. Oh shit, the Rio. I was at my homie Milton's house. Yeah. No, I for real had it in Florida.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Nice. Had to try the alligator. Pensacola, shout out. Was it good? Hell yeah. Nice. Deep fried alligator? Oh really, dude? You never been to Wurzkush? No. Wish you got a Wurzkush. Sounds like the worst food. It's alright. Let's see here. What do we have now? How tall is there been a worse kush no we should get a worse kush sounds like the worst food that's all right all right let's see here uh what do we have now how tall is megan olivier or olive olivie whatever
Starting point is 00:51:32 posted by move in silence as you can see we got a weight problem y'all just he's not that tall right i think it's an optical illusion you think she is what four six i'm not sure i don't even know who that is she's not one of our guys her you don't watch the usc sometimes but she's the one interviewing the fighters sometimes sometimes what's her name megan olivie don't are oh never heard of her great woman never met her i know that guy that's the Anik guy right yeah John Anik alright I was very excited for this one it's called Tony Hinchcliffe the hungriest wolf chant
Starting point is 00:52:12 posted by ROFL roll let's see what the fuck is that I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you disorder disorder disorder disorder oh it's uh that uh the goddamn jam band or whatever.
Starting point is 00:52:45 What's his name? Yeah, I don't know what his name is. Josh something, whatever. I mean, it's just so funny listening to Tony Hinchcliffe's thing right now, dude. I didn't laugh, but it was hilarious from the beginning. Yeah, no, it's very funny. Him doing, what's the band? System of the Down.
Starting point is 00:53:05 Yeah. Great band, never heard them. But I want him to go like one take at the end because this is one take. You know what I mean? Josh Adam Myers, that's what it is. Just that. Sacred silence.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Sacred. Wolves. Hungry wolves. There's me. Spill the beans. Therery wolf. There's me. Spill the beans. There's harder. There's harder.
Starting point is 00:53:31 There's harder. The sweater weirdly placed on him is another classic Tony Hinchcliffe move. Yeah. I'm going to drape this expensive sweater on me so when I come out, I look cool. I want to go to Skankfest dressed like a prep boy. Somebody's going to fuck me at Skankfest.
Starting point is 00:53:50 I dress like a preppy boy's dad. Because you only can afford something like this. My sunglasses say Tom Ford on them. This sweater is Burberry.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Pissed off. Yeah, it really sounds like you're fucking like a Batman villain. Like the Joker. The Joker is so lame. He's just talking about what brands he's wearing. That was it for that one. Nice try, Batman.
Starting point is 00:54:21 But I have Calvin Klein. Nice try, Batman. I'm at Skankfest. Batman fights Joker at Skankfest? That'd be a good comic. Do you hear motherfuckers? Would a gay man say motherfucker? Shit.
Starting point is 00:54:44 I mean, his singing is so bad dude his singing sounds like Jeff Dye's talking oh my god the kill Tony situation oh there's a video of him singing um all right this one's called oh no not a Nick not again RIP tank
Starting point is 00:55:00 poop dick the clown 91 posted this one let's see um you uh you you're in the market for a little doggy dog Tank. PoopDickTheClown91 posted this one. Let's see. You're in the market for a little doggy dog. I'm helping you with that. And I'll tell you this. Obviously me and Cal bust each other's balls, but when it comes down to the nitty gritty,
Starting point is 00:55:18 Cal knows his shit about dogs. I know my shit about dogs. You know your shit about dogs. You want a herding dog? I'm like, Jesus Christ. The way you obsess about trucks, I obsess about dogs. You want a herding dog? I'm like, Jesus Christ. The way you obsess about trucks, I used to obsess about dogs. Strange. Strange narrative from Callan. I mean, why is he getting a dog?
Starting point is 00:55:37 Good question. I mean, he had a dog and then he gave it away. And I still don't understand the idea of it was a show dog. Then why do you have it yeah i don't know it's like gotta take it to shows and i'm just i can't do shows it's so weird when somebody is obviously like a you know habitual liar and then they act like you're the dumb one for asking obvious questions yeah but it's the tactic of a habitual liar yeah Yeah, someone who lies is trying to gaslight us. Oh, gaslight.
Starting point is 00:56:05 There we go. Yeah. It's like, no, I'm not cheating on you. I wasn't fucking a girl. Are you serious? Why would you even, why would you look at my phone
Starting point is 00:56:14 in the first place? And then the woman's like, well, it like, it buzzed and I saw like the message because I looked over. But why though? And then I was like, you're right.
Starting point is 00:56:29 Why are the flowers showing up at my door? Dude, you don't like flowers? They have someone else's name on them. It was a joke. I'm a comedian. I thought you were trying to trick me. Babe, I have a podcast. We get flowers.
Starting point is 00:56:44 I'm not cheating on you. You start filming. He starts doing a selfie thing. Babe, I have a podcast. We get flowers. I'm not cheating on you. You start filming. He starts doing a selfie thing like, ah, prank video, right? Live stream. Bitch. She caught you fucking another lady. You just pull your phone out.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Prank. You wouldn't believe your face right now. All my fans are watching. got both of you you thought i was cheating and you thought i was not but really i bought the house so you have to act cool right just kidding all right let's see the last one here uh it's posted by confidence search 86 48 it's called how'd the fish era go let's see my son wanted a fish tank and as a kid i loved fish but we'd have money to buy like the nice fish so i took him to get fish i'm like these fish are bullshit yeah this is a waste of time dude and then um i asked him like hey where can i get cool
Starting point is 00:57:35 fish he like looked around he's like dude go to up here and it was like right near my house like yeah he's like they have everything so i walked in there i'm like oh and i remember as a kid i was so obsessed with fish tanks i knew everything about them just all that came back to me and the next thing literally three weeks i have three fish tanks 80 gallon tank 55 gallon tank 30 and have all these exotic fish i just got really into it and then i would post about and talk about it and you know it might not get a million views it gets good views but then i saw how my fan base, cause it's, you know, they're not going to give me advice on fighting or on standup. They don't do that, but they do know fish. So the amount of engagement I get from people like Cajun.
Starting point is 00:58:14 It's a strange thing that happens. People that watch our podcast love fish. Oh man. He's got a lot of fish heads watching. I get it. Fishermen, fishermen love Shab. I had this out or have seen this fish cause that's's them going, oh, this I know more than. I relate to that. Yes, this I can actually help them. So the engagement, the connection I've made in the fish world is insane. Same thing happened with during the pandemic.
Starting point is 00:58:36 I got really into bike riding. Still am. I ride bikes when I lift weights now. I love riding bikes. But the bike community is so supportive. So is the fish community. All right. That's really funny but i kind of i got mad a little bit because i was i was thinking again like imagine what somebody who wasn't as like dumber than a bowl of soup would do with this kind of money like he can do anything he wants he goes to a fish place he's like oh i'm
Starting point is 00:59:03 a fish i'll buy a big fish tank and he's like, oh, I remember that fish. I'll buy a big fish tank. And he spends like thousands of, hundreds of thousands of dollars on fish bullshit. Imagine what someone who like was not a moron could, they could do things with this money that was, you know, thought out at least. Not just the whim of like, oh, I guess it's time to buy a truck now.
Starting point is 00:59:23 He's like a child. Yeah. But it's also very funny. I mean, the fish bike thing was good. It's so funny to like buy fish while simultaneously
Starting point is 00:59:30 firing people that work for you. Yeah. Yeah. Or like not, you know, just having, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:38 I didn't even think about that. But yeah, no, I mean, your boss is like, like we said before on the show, it's like, damn,
Starting point is 00:59:43 we don't have any, we don't have enough money to pay you. And then he has three tanks with arowanas in them. is like, like we said before on the show, it's like, damn, we don't have enough money to pay you. And then he has three tanks with arowanas in them. And like a new truck. And he's giving away a truck. Yeah. A truck.
Starting point is 00:59:53 It looked like an expensive truck. That's definitely a salary for a fucking producer intern. You could pay them that. Yeah. You got more out of, well, maybe you got a lot of merch sales or something. And then also you got all this merch sales, so we hire them back. But I feel like George was more entertaining than the truck giveaway. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:15 George was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the hell? Yeah. Instead of promoting George, you gadooshed him. For a truck. Trying to help you with your stuff, and he wasn't doing too hot. But you know what? Vibes, daddy.
Starting point is 01:00:28 Vibes beat all, dude. And George, we want you around, dude. George was loyal, too. He's gone on no, nothing. We tried to get him on. He told us to fuck off. That's not true, but yeah, you know. Yeah. He literally was like, I would never betray shop, even
Starting point is 01:00:43 though Gerardo keeps sending me messages that's not true at all dude just kidding didn't happen but yeah I think that's the last video for today dude alright well thanks so much see you next week BOOOOOO

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