10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub IS A RACE CAR DRIVER! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #124
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tim as a shop so start the timer play the chin clip all righty let's see what we got here today
dude um the first one comes from cats for christ i believe is his name it's called for nuts turn
down for nuts let's see this it drives me fucking nuts. Nuts.
That Brian's at work here.
He's fine with it.
Doesn't bother him at all.
Look at him.
He's old and he's a loser and it's not even a big deal to him.
He's meek.
He's dying.
He's old.
Women don't like him as he's married five times or something.
I don't know. He has no money.
He sells sandals.
It's sad.
He's gay.
He's gay.
Drives me gay!
In a moment of seriousness, he calls him gay still?
Yeah, that'd be so funny.
That song would be so lit at Chang's, the nightclub.
Yeah.
We'd have to play that all night.
Should we get going and then you hear...
Aw, dude, let's stay for turned down for nuts
one more song
just one more song
alright let's see what else we got here this one's called
my boy got left out again posted
by dazzling rabbit 633
it looks like
Joseph Rogan dinner with the boys
Brian Callen
who is this I don't know
oh that's that one guy Charlies, or what is his name?
What's that one guy that flipped out on, on kill Tony? Oh, Chad Cameron Haynes. That's not Charlie.
Yeah, no, it's not Chad Daniels. Now, Charlie Daniels, Cameron Haynes sounds familiar. I think
that's an influencer we've seen before. Yeah. I thought that was Tim Kennedy on the side,
but I don't think it is. Evan Hafer,an hafer not a real name that's woke tim kennedy
look at that's woke tim kennedy dude left turned down for nuts what what time do you think if you
had to say each of these men woke up in the morning um cameron haynes 434 definitely Definitely. Brian Callen.
Whatever time doesn't consent.
Evan Pfeiffer looks like a noon.
We knew the clock.
Pfeiffer.
Wait, scroll down again.
Pfeiffer.
I don't know who that is, but I knew it wasn't Pfeiffer.
It was funny.
Joe Rogan.
Eight inches.
Okay.
He wakes up at 5'2". Okay, so a little bit after.
Oh, 5'2", the height.
That went over my head just like,
is it?
Sure.
Drives me nuts.
All right.
This one is posted by I Downvote Cake Days.
Papa got a new haircut.
It's extremely redacted.
Why?
Why?
Yeah, he's got a bad case of the mosquito but my forehead dude oh that too yeah
this looks i don't know what this is like danny trejo type something right this looks like he's
in his movie critic phase he's like i saw joker a la fu or whatever it's called and it was
blockbuster he's got the perfect rating system if he did movie reviews
netflix blockbuster that's good yeah it's kind of yeah tomato tomato what i don't know Blockbuster. He's got the perfect rating system if he did movie reviews. Netflix, Blockbuster.
That's good.
Yeah, it's kind of, yeah, tomato, tomato.
What?
I don't know.
Rotten tomatoes.
Oh, rotten tomatoes, yeah.
It made no sense what I said.
And the gold chain.
Dude, he looks like he's, maybe he's going to try out to be Michael Corleone.
You know what I mean?
The Al Pacino's part in Godfather?
Yeah, yeah. I don't know. It just looks like he
just got done with the Tour of War and he's going to take over
the family business. You know what I mean?
And if we're going Godfather, I think he
looks more like the Godfather here
because it looks like he's some wear and tear
there. Yeah. And also didn't
Brando had like slick back hair, I think
in that. You come to me on the day
of my daughter's gadushening kind of shit. You come to me on the day of my daughter's gadushening kind of shit.
You come to me on the day I give my truck away.
My truck giveaway.
That's so much better.
You come to me on the day of my daughter's truck giveaway.
Damn.
Block bossa.
All right, let's see the next one.
Posted by OneUsual4460.
Just in the bleeds taking pictures with dana what are the odds
hashtag numbers guy tom bout eskimo bros rwanda light job be the man it says uh it's brian callum
with dana white and who is this now that i don't know i like how he doesn't get a tag everyone else
gets a nice little tag he's his son son. It's just some random guy.
He sits next to them.
So I haven't seen any of the clips this week.
I have been off Chang's, uh,
the Dodgers one.
So I've been,
you know,
fan boy now.
Sure.
Um,
but I'm assuming Bapa,
given the headlines of all the,
uh,
pick side chinned.
Yeah.
Uh,
Bapa would probably said that he was sitting in the nosebleeds
again oh about Callum yeah
okay we'll get there eventually
we'll find out uh schizophrenic turtle
posted why Brendan shop was
fired from Showtime he's a UFC
guy always has been as you
can see it is American redact
made a YouTube video
where the thumbnail
is provocative says Brendan shop, Brendan Chopp tweeted,
Showtime is nothing without me.
Damn, he really tweeted that?
Probably not.
You know how people fake things.
Oh, yeah, they fake stuff, yeah.
And then that picture is not the best picture of him ever.
He looks like he's a vampire or something.
I just wish the cheeks,
the cheeks are always either too big or too small, dude.
You know what I mean?
What's going on with that? I think it's because he's got stuff in it he looks like van gogh's lost piece of art you know
yeah the struggling man that van gogh that's good is the redacted man yeah that way you go to our
museum it's like redacted man and it's van gogh painting of shab van gogh painted a lot of like really sad looking people and when papa's doing
his drinking and boozing and nicotine chewing he kind of looks like a van gogh character yep
the the mustache man let's see the next one here there's a lot of fireworks going off because the
dodgers beat the padres that's the next step in our evolution is putting Schaub into other works of art.
So like we become painters.
And I was just thinking of Van Gogh's The Potato Eaters.
It's the family.
They are very hungry.
It'd be funny if Schaub was at the table too, just eating like fucking or drinking a prime.
Or a rain.
Rain.
Energy.
This one's posted by attempted attempt replacement.
Imagine someone telling you these seats suck and it is obviously Brian
Callen in the front row.
Damn.
Yeah.
I mean, those are the best seats probably.
Yeah, that looks like I mean, I would love to have those seats.
There's nobody in front of him here.
Like over here, you got people all cage side, you know, coaches and shit.
He's basically a coach, you know.
The only people that can get seats like that are rich, famous people
or people that have walked to a rich, famous person's truck.
So yeah, Callan did one of those things.
Those are dig sucking seats, dude.
You got to suck some cag.
Yeah, try to walk.
Okay. Anyways, in to walk. Okay.
Anyways, in Shop World, posted by Khabib Time, the truck giveaway winner finally got walked
to his truck.
Yeah, there we go.
It's about fucking time.
I mean, I'm still mad I didn't get, you know, but it's all good.
I'm glad somebody did.
Yeah, you're a good loser, though.
You're not a sore loser.
Thank you.
I'm just, I mean, I'm glad I went to a truck guy, you know,
because like it would really suck if I went to somebody who's just not into blowers
and modding and shit, which is what I am into.
Yeah, it would suck if it went to somebody that would just go to T-ball practice in it.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
Yeah.
This is a man for T-ball, dude.
This is a truck.
Well, are you not modding, dude?
Like you didn't mod at all this week.
I mod every night.
Exactly.
As you can see, you can't tell which one is Shab
because they both have the similar body types and merch.
They're both wearing the same hat.
Oh, look at that beard, not Shab.
He's got a beard and also got regular ears with earring in it.
Yeah.
As you can see, Shab is very happy.
What's attached to their hat?
Is that a mic?
Yes.
Okay.
They mic'd it up.
Those are DJIs.
I actually own a pair.
Oh, shit.
Not only am I turning into Brendan Shab, people say,
because I've also bought nicotine pouches.
Oh, yeah.
We saw some Zenz at your place the other day.
But I also own those mics, and I have three Dicey shirts.
Breaking news.
Let's see the next one here. But I also own those mics and I have three dicey shirts. Breaking news.
Let's see the next one here.
Confidence Search 8648 posted this.
It's called Hot Chip Guy is Homeless as Fuck.
The videos were giving me a lot of problems earlier, so hopefully they play.
Okay, good.
Let's see.
What the fuck is going on?
God damn it. This is a lot like my on? God damn it.
This is a lot like my streams.
God damn it.
Where the fuck is Facebook?
We've got 90 subscribers in the last week. We're at 592.
We'll be there soon.
What's up, Deuce?
33 watching. Must have been posted in the old homeless cats, huh? will be there soon. What's up, Deuce? 33
watching. Must have been posted in the
old homeless cats, huh?
Thumbs down.
Nope, not even posted.
No, I got a
black belt in that Reddit.
Great guys, never met
them.
There you go.
I love it.
It gives me a ton of anxiety to go in there,
but it usually makes me laugh.
Whoa.
Cool.
Well, one thing I got to say is
when we first started watching Nick,
the hot chip guy,
he looked like he was like 22 years old.
You know what I'm saying?
He looks like... It's aging him.
I'm not saying he looks bad.
It's more like he's like Gerard Butler or something.
You know, he's Gerard.
Hey, you want to get him on the show so you don't say
that he looks bad. Okay, yeah.
No, he looks excellent. You know what I mean?
I'm saying he looks like Gerard
Butler. That is a compliment.
But he looks much older and aged him.
Without using words?
There you go.
Yeah, Hawk.
Mm-hmm.
That's what I say.
It does look like he's always surprised recently.
Like, every time I've seen him recently, he just looks like,
oh, what the fuck is happening, you know, kind of thing.
Right.
Well, Beanie Guy doesn't wear a beanie anymore.
Oh, that's probably why.
What do you expect from this man?
Listen, we want Chin.
We want Nick.
Beanie Guy, say the fuck off our podcast, dude.
Yeah, beanie guy, you're done.
We said it.
We gave you one episode where we were shocked that you weren't wearing the beanie.
And then in the next episode we watched, you were still not wearing the beanie.
So as far as I'm concerned, you're a block busser and you're over.
Yeah.
Don't bear a beanie once.
Shame on me.
Yeah.
Don't wear a beanie twice. You're a block busser. You're right. Exactly. Couldn't, don't bear a beanie once. Shame on me. Yeah. Don't wear a beanie twice.
You're a black bus.
You're right.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
I did say that.
Let's see what the next clip is.
This is going to be,
are you kidding me?
This again,
two weeks ago when he was at one championship,
they were the best seats in the house posted by poop.
Dick,
the clown 91.
He dresses like an evil stepdad,
like the John Bernthal character from, uh, Poop Dick the Clown, 91. He dresses like an evil stepdad.
Like the John Bernthal character from Wolf of Wall Street?
Yeah, kind of, yeah.
He's like, sell me this pen.
Do you have a pen?
Here's your fucking pen.
Yeah, you need to write your name on this napkin.
Chav would botch that so hard.
If Chav had to sell a pen,
he'd have that pen for the rest of his life.
Does anybody have a pen?
Oh, yeah.
The best of pens.
And then the fights.
Did you like sitting that close?
It's a lot, huh?
I love it.
Personally, if I'm going to watch the fights, and if you sit anywhere else, it's awful.
Oh, I disagree.
Really?
You'd rather we wear high up?
I'd rather be one level up, yeah.
I don't like being close to the cage.
Yeah.
You can't see certain things.
Really?
I love it.
To your point, though, I think Daniel and Rogan are watching the monitor more than they're watching the fights.
Yes, because it's hard to see.
Yeah.
Especially with the pillars and the cameraman and all that.
I'd rather be above that so I can see everything.
Well, being that close and hearing the devastating sound of a guy like Alex Piera's feet and
fists.
I mean,
disgusting.
He looks different.
I don't know how he
gets down to 205.
Just his head.
Dude, think about it.
He made 185.
What are you talking
about?
World champion at 85.
It's so weird.
That's why when he
talks about going back
to 85, I'm like,
in what world, buddy?
God. Thank God Brian didn't go in going back to 85, I'm like, in what world, buddy? God.
I thank God Brian didn't go in farther into like,
and he's like fucking,
he's like Jack,
but he's like Brazilian.
Yep.
I can't stand that shit.
I disagree with both of them.
I think that,
I mean,
I guess I said before,
I'd love to have cage size shoes.
That's awesome.
But I went to UFC
and I wasn't ringside or whatever.
And it's still pretty good.
I was in the nosebleeds, but it was still pretty good. I was in the nose blades, but it was still a good show.
Yeah, dude.
I don't know.
It doesn't make sense to you, honestly.
I did want to hear more about Alex Piera's thighs.
That's where that fucking idiot was going.
Another second he would have been there.
And the cut man was rubbing his body and I was
gay.
And the way
Roundtree got blood coming from
his face.
He was a lot like an injured wildebeest
on the prairies
of the savannah.
The cut man looked like an African medicine
man trying to fix the cuts
yeah brian i'm surprised he doesn't have more to say about because he had so much material on
fighting yeah none of the ufc guys have an afrian uh shouting man or a guy that has a chair with him
it's weird blog all right so this one's posted by I Downvote Cake Days.
It's called, unfortunately, it seems as if Bapa may have lied to us about running six minute miles every day at 4 a.m.
You thought he was telling the truth.
Let's see.
My knee?
The old knee.
The old knee?
What's going on with that?
The niscus tear.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I've had it.
I've always had it.
I can jog. But then I can't do it back-to-back days.
I have to do a day, take a day off.
I had to wake up at 4 a.m. on Sunday and drive to Barstow.
That was tough.
I run three miles every morning, bud.
4 a.m.
It doesn't make sense.
4 a.m.?
That's out of control.
Even Jocko Willink would be like, bro.
That's before him.
Yeah, that's so.
No way you do that.
Nobody does that.
Maybe Jocko's his enemy, dude.
Yeah, that's right.
He was waking up before Jocko.
Yeah, but not very smart of Jocko to be like, wake up before your enemy's at 434.
And now all of his enemies hear that and they're like, okay, we must wake up at 420.
Yeah, that's true up at 420.
Yeah,
that's true.
He's giving,
I don't even Jocko saying that, like,
let's say that's actually really,
he's really doing that.
I imagine he wakes up at 434,
but he's not up and running.
He's like getting out.
He's looking at his phone a little bit puking.
Yeah.
He's got a lot of stuff to do.
Chuck coffee.
Yeah.
He's got to make the coffee and it's like, um, black rifle coffee or whatever. And he's got a lot of stuff to do chuck coffee yeah he's gonna make the coffee and it's like
um black rifle coffee or whatever and he's gotta he's gotta put the butter in it because you know
those guys they like churn butter in their coffee or whatever so he's gotta do all that mct oil
i don't even know what that is but that sounds like something he'd do there's no way all of that
is not done before he starts his running so it's's like he's running maybe at the earliest he's running 5.15,
but probably not even that.
So Vapa running at 4 a.m.?
Yeah.
That's just like you have a disorder at that point.
Yeah.
You didn't sleep.
You're wearing your fucking sleeping hat running at 4 in the morning.
It seems like inconvenient to do that. It doesn't make sense. It seems like inconvenient to do that.
It doesn't make sense. There's no reason to do that.
If you woke up and ran at like 5, 5.30,
nobody would be out.
Very few people.
What do you need to do
that's so early?
Does he work super far away?
I don't know.
I have no clue.
Don't count. Don't make no sense.
He said it himself.
Doesn't make any sense.
Let's see here. This is posted by
ABTB12. This
redact is acting like he's a professional racer.
Is this one? Let's see. Are you fighting somebody
else, but you're fighting the desert, really?
Yeah, I mean, both kind
of tough gigs.
You know, tough gigs.
The MIMP 400 is my first.
They're at a church or something.
It's just like, oh my God.
The mural behind her already knows what she's going to say.
Yeah, definitely.
She's just like, oh, fuck.
I don't know why it makes me laugh when he starts talking every time.
Fighting the desert, really?
Yeah.
I mean, both times.
Yeah.
Just a breathy yeah.
Because he's nervous and stupid.
He doesn't know what to say, you know?
So that's what you get.
Yeah.
He's so nervous to talk.
He was worried that she was going to ask him about Brian.
He was a little happy.
But oh, good. Not a thing about Brianrian that's good you know uh tough gigs you know tough gigs the mimp 400 is my first race it was in class uh was a class 11 bug and that was uh kind of my
intro to all this so it was uh it was tough to say the least it's just it's all about mental
toughness you know it's mental toughness.
Finishing a three-round fight, five-round fight, it takes a lot of endurance, a lot of planning, just a lot of preparation.
Similar to off-roading.
So these guys are tough as nails.
So there's a lot of similarities there.
And just good people. And just like MMA, I had so many people over the years help me out in my career.
Off-roading, exact same.
Exact same. That's why I gravitate towards
off-road community. Everyone's been so helpful.
Even though I'm an idiot,
they've been so helpful. I flip my own truck
in the mid-400s with that
bug. They were giving me all sorts of tips, helping me
out. We broke an axle.
Someone pulled over and helped us out.
That's why I gravitate towards off-road community.
Another person had to say, save Brendan Chubb.
She's only interviewing him because they're like, get him out of here.
Like, distract him for a while so he doesn't hurt himself.
Give him one of the staff things.
He's drinking all the Big Gulps.
He's drinking all the...
We don't have any more Gatorades or Powerades.
There's all these empty Gatorade Powerade bottles in his fucking
tent or whatever the fuck.
Sorry, I gotta pee before the race. Big gulp, drinking it.
Can I pee in the
trunk?
Alright, let's see what we got next here.
That clip was awesome.
BC just goes much to the
the the
BC just goes much to the
delight of Lug.
Posted by Lumumba.
Lum-um-bow.
Lumumba.
Let's hear it.
With Dana at the post-fight press conference to give him a chance to dunk all over Don Davis and the boys.
And Luke.
Double Ds.
He did that.
Let's listen.
PFL posted a video about a few hours before her fight kind of putting her down and using that as a way to promote their upcoming fight with Larissa.
What do you think as a promoter?
Do you think that's the right kind of play to go?
I think when you're losing as much money as they are, fucking go for it.
Fucking throw the kitchen sink at it.
This guy just came out recently and said, you know, we're going to spend more money than they did on the sphere.
That sounds fucking brilliant. How many
tickets you're going to sell?
They're not very right.
Knock yourself out.
They're drowning.
Drowning. I like how Dan said
drowning.
Businessman. They suck. I mean how Dan is a drowning businessman.
They suck.
I mean, they're not good at what they do.
So I guess you would just keep trying anything you can to make something stick.
All good.
Wow, he seemed to enjoy that.
I mean, here's the problem.
Can you really say he's wrong about any of that?
You cannot.
I wish it was different. I wish I could beg the differ, Luke, but
I am excited for this pay-per-view coming up with
there's no match-ups on there, but
we got to keep it going.
So well done.
Masterclass as usual. Yes.
Amazing. Shout out to BC.
I don't think this is in any of the clips
of this week, but I did
show you that he shouted you out.
Very nice. Both of us yeah let's
see necessarily follow anyone today although that dude that hosts the arm
you know that dude Cooney that hosts the 10 minutes to shop show that's
freaking hilarious is that guy good for me I don't know but I probably be big
fans of everyone I've met through the Bopper first you know I mean I'll
probably be like good not, I'm just kidding.
Yeah, he shouted us out.
Dude, one thing that I have a problem with is that we don't matter. You know what I mean?
That's true. We don't matter at all.
How dare you shout us out, dude?
You're mad.
Yeah, don't make sense. Gerardo was shut up here
furious. I had to calm him down.
I just showed up. I fucking flipped
your table. I go, here,
have a rain. Rain calms us down. I go, here, have a rain.
Rain calms us down.
That's why we have so many rains.
You think these are the same rains every week.
Oh, cool story, bro.
Yeah, then we just make them look weird by accident every time.
Right.
Right. Right.
Gerardo drank a rain.
Every time you ask me,
how's it going,
dude? I'm like drinking rain.
How about yourself?
I mean,
same rogue nicotine.
How are you doing?
Uh,
all right.
I was excited for this one.
Hot chip guy tells the hot chip story posted by confidence search.
86 48.
Damn dude.
This looks like the whatever pod,
but with the chains people.
Yeah,
it looks like a fresh and fit,
but if none of them were fresh or fit,
you know,
you could do dude, be cool. I love this show. You watch it. looks like Fresh and Fit, but if none of them were fresh or fit, you know? God, be cool, dude.
Be cool. I love this show.
You watch it? I hate Fresh and Fit,
so I'm being cool, dude.
I don't really know Fresh and Fit. I
know what it is, but I've never watched it.
It's like, yeah, it seems dumb. That's your
takeaway? Good.
I was making sure you're good. How many chickens, folks?
We get to 500, I'll
do the hot chip.
No, don't say that. Oh, to 500, I'll do the hot chip. The hot chip?
No, don't say that.
Oh, is that like the spicy, really spicy chip?
And it's also an inside joke to any homeless cats who may be watching.
There is one time on the last episode of King of the Sting where one of the best parts ever in King of the Sting was like episode 70 out of 200 where everybody ate a hot chip, chaos ensued.
It was hilarious.
It was the best.
Last episode, I pulled out hot chips.
I was like, you guys want to do a hot chip?
And they were just like, I don't want that.
And there's a whole group of thousands and thousands of people who hate.
It's too much to go into but I wish he wouldn't have stopped himself dude
I want to hear his interpretation
I definitely want to hear the take
I mean I disagree with the hate part
no I love Papa dude
we've had our ups and downs not going to lie
you didn't get mad at him one week
he was talking about Latinos
he doesn't know how to say pico de gallo.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Carnizada, huevos rancheros.
You know what I mean?
Sure.
Chili relleno.
I almost said chili.
See, that's why we have our ups and downs.
Me and him, right?
The on part is so funny.
Because of the spelling of relleno.
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
You know, my mom thinks he's redacted,
so it's hard.
I love him. My mom thinks he's redacted.
We don't see eye to eye on something.
It doesn't mean you can't be friends.
She gave birth to me.
But, fuck you.
Brennan Schaub is great.
We both would pick Schaub over our parents.
It's an easy choice.
Hey, Nick.
Relax, dude. We love him, Nick. You're a blah-blah-blah, dude.
Relax, dude.
We love him, dude.
Drives me nuts.
I don't want that is a quote of theirs.
So I was referencing the hot chip, but if we get to 500, I'll fucking eat that thing.
500 subscribers?
Probably.
I mean, they probably don't have a lot of subscribers.
Remember those days, dude?
Yeah. Now that we're a big baller brand, fucking 10,000 Ks, back at 100, remember when we hit
100 subscribers?
By the next week, we had 99, and you had a meltdown.
I think you deleted it.
I did?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
One person unsubscribed, and you were like, what the fuck?
I had a meltdown at 10,000, too.
Oh, yeah, you did.
I think, I mean, remembering back to 500, Idown at 10,000 too. Oh, yeah, you did. I think when, I mean, remembering back to 500,
I was pretty happy about having 500.
I was like, damn, dude, I never thought we'd have 500.
I know.
Now we have 10 million.
He's going to need stitches.
Oh, many, many.
Stitches, stitches.
It's a sob.
I have to numb your lip.
You need many, many stitches.
Wow, that's weird. Chin said many, many stitches. Wow. That's weird.
Chins hit many, many.
Dude, who knows?
Maybe what the cats are saying, maybe they really are homeless.
Maybe they see the benefits of being homeless, dude.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, they might be numbers, guys.
They talk about numbers, but who doesn't?
True.
Let's see what we got next.
Bapa's haircut built for speed posted by market phase.
Wait,
what is that?
Market farces.
Okay.
So obviously Baba's haircut built for speed.
Hilarious.
If he says that,
but what do you think that's in reference to?
Oh my God.
That'd be awesome.
Yeah.
And that's maybe what he says.
Okay.
Let's see.
Patches.
I go,
go to my barber
I go
The guy was good
Was he?
He did that with what?
With clippers?
Or with a hammer?
I don't know man
That's actually funny
Fuck dude
Brian got a good one
Chop
Carl see if you can figure out
What's wrong with this thing
It ain't got no gas in it
You see there, Scooter?
Think of the simplest things first.
Slingblade.
But I still don't understand why it's built for speed.
But that's hilarious to put Boppa's face on Slingblade.
That's great.
You want some French fried potatoes.
Let's see what this one is.
Posted by Grabaka
Hitman88.
It's called In the Nosebleeds.
Brendan was so sure Brian
would have some horrible seats, just thought I'd
share this. Okay, so it's just another, you know,
it's very important. We are detectives here at the
Bopiverse. He's sitting right there.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
That's such a good seat. Goddamn dick down to here though there you know i mean yeah that's such a good seat goddamn dick down
here though you know he is so close i still wouldn't trade places brian also if it's a bad
seat you oh look at that my like you're so close this makes everything so much better you know
there's a fight happening it's like right in front of you dude if you if there's a fight
happening at like your local high school you're're still in high school. All right. Um, you wouldn't want to be like
two houses down, right? You don't even want to be right there filming like world style.
Yeah. You want to be right there almost getting hit and shit. Yeah. You know,
Oh, he, Oh, he leaking.
Let's see here. This one's posted by dandy kaufman too it's called after
shower catnip chin seems to have the least knowledge of the lingo let's see it's hard
to wrangle them down it was it was mental warfare okay we got invested by homeless cats although
infested uh uh but a lot of them really nice there were some people trolling but i actually
thought it really helped
the discussion.
Just remember,
they do not matter.
I think they're cool.
They're just having fun.
At least that one
particular person
was just trying to
go a little too far.
Yeah.
It's like,
whatever.
I think Kev was being
How many times
have we had
the conversation?
Yeah.
They're saying,
yeah,
basically things
we've said.
I mean,
it's all fun and games,
but that one guy
really doesn't like us, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, he would hate to see the BC 7.
This is 9-11.
Oh, well, sorry.
That's a homeless cat.
They don't matter.
M-A-D-D-U-R.
But we also did a poll, and it said, are you a homeless cat?
Because I wanted to see, because the numbers were pumping.
We had the attendance of a small classroom.
And 24 average concurrent viewers peaked at 49.
Basically ended on our peak, which I think is a good sign.
Leave them wanting more, you know?
And we did a poll.
I said, are you a homeless cat?
Yes, no.
I dabble, but I don't work the fryers.
Working the fryers is posting hot dishes.
You guys know how spicy we like your chicken sauce.
20% no, 20% I dabble, but work the fryers, and 60% – or 20% yes, 20% I dabble, but I don't work the fryers, and 60% no.
So it's just – I think even the people who found it from the homeless cats, like they're the 20% that are dabbling but don't.
It's like –
Cool.
Well, we did it.
Was it fun?
It was really fun. Yeah. You know't. It's like, cool. Well, we did it. That was really fun.
Yeah.
You know what?
It's very funny to me.
I'm sorry if you have something to say.
No, no, no.
Go ahead.
But I would like to see your take on what I'm about to say.
Yeah.
It feels like I just entered a boardroom for the Spider and the Kids subreddit.
You know what I mean?
The numbers he was discussing.
If you're working on the fryers, it's like, you know, our third quarter fire numbers were down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is probably what's going on at Chang's.
The Chang's people are watching.
How does he know about our internal numbers?
I was thinking like, I wonder what Papa thinks about this.
Does he even know it exists?
He at this point, like, so he doesn't know anything is happening.
Well, dude, if he knew that, why would he let Nick use his studio, dude,
to do this fucking bullshit?
Yeah, maybe.
You know what I mean?
Nick is so confident that Bapa won't know what's being talked about
on a show going on in his own studio that he feels comfortable to do this.
Dude, Nick is, you know, he's out here producing podcasts.
Bapa is racing, going to one-fight championships,
teaching baseball to kids.
Yeah, he doesn't have time.
You know what I mean?
Giving trucks away.
He's currently in the middle of another season of
drivefightsallgames.com, right?
Bapa doesn't have time to make sure Nick's not a part of the people that hate him.
You know?
Yeah, that's true.
He is part of the team.
Yeah.
I will laugh if they start doing 10 Minutes of Shop, though.
That would be funny.
That would be great.
They watch their own show.
They're like, look at that fucking guy.
Oh, wait, that's me.
Never mind.
I mean, that guy.
Nick is more than welcome to come here if he's fascinated by the Bopiverse, dude.
Yeah, Nick, I mean, if Brennan Schaub doesn't care about you talking about it here, he really
won't care about you talking about it here. Yeah really won't care about you talking about it here.
Yeah.
In a big red chair, daddy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sit in the chair.
Yeah.
See how you feel.
And then you finally, he probably doesn't let him sit in the red chairs even a little
bit.
Right.
Dude, we let you sit right here.
Yeah, dude.
Right here.
I don't know how to make it better.
Like the deal, like the right here is.
Yeah.
The here is dude.
You could drink all of our rain, dude. doesn't let you drink the rains you know probably not
probably not probably not even allowed to touch things in the studio oh the most not touching it
um what else can we sell to him like how why would he come here i don't know it's probably
a terrible decision for him but he's welcome oh dude the worst decision you know what i mean you could but you could be here why dude he works for theo vaughn he doesn't need papa dude
oh yeah papa needs you nick that's true nick so come through yeah we need you we need you
oh another bc shots fired bc names the waters posted by lumum Bao let's see here from the Wonginator
because that's my guy right there I try not to use
his government name too often but Alan
W sliding in on cue my man
us homeless cats need some
skits in but yeah sometimes you know
sometimes I'll prepackage out of the skits
in bed and try to you know try to sneak it through the guard
of Luke Thomas try to put one through the five
hole when he catches on
that's the gold. It's not about
Shub. It's really never even been about Shub.
I mean, Shub lies a lot. Let's be very honest.
He lies a real lot. But outside of
it, he probably steals people's material a lot.
But outside of that, it's always been about getting Luke
to pop. That's what this show
is built upon. Can we get Luke
off
the track he's on?
Because he'll be on that track for a while
okay
what do you want to say
that is a great
formula for a show the straight
man and the funny guy
and like Luke's all like serious and stuff
like that and then he's like
and then BC's like what are we doing here
and Luke's like
and laughs that's a great fucking are we doing here? And Lou's like, and laughs. That's a great fucking
Formula First show. Hell yeah, dude.
This one's going to be posted by
ConfidenceSearch8648. Shout out BCEO.
This one's
Howard becoming a sneakerhead
at 36 Go.
Let's see. Bring up size 12
on StockX on those.
Let's see.
Bring up size 12 on StockX on those. Let's see. Bring up size 12 on StockX on those.
You know, just always starting with some fire, dude.
Right?
Yes.
Bring up size 12 on StockX on those.
Let's see.
Union is a show in a skateboard shop in LA.
They always do the best collabs.
You put the yellow laces in.
Those are the best Jordan ones you can get.
I'll be honest.
Keep them shits.
I did a complex show called full size run.
It's all sneaker heads.
I'm going to be honest.
Keep this.
Oh man.
He can't even pretend to like shoes in front of the morons.
Hmm.
Even shot.
She'll said,
Hey,
I'm not brain.
That shoe ain't far being a sneaker head. How did that go? I'm not a sneaker head. I'm not a sneaker head. I'm not a sneaker head. I'm not a sneaker head. I'm not a sneaker head. I'm notz said, hey, I'm not bringing that shoe in far.
Being a sneakerhead, how did that go?
Talk about sneakers.
So they wanted me to bring.
I love the 11s, especially the Concords.
Like anybody around me, usually because I'm such a sneakerhead,
I used to bring on my opener and my MC.
They had bad shoes, so I bought them both.
Who are these people? Concords for i bought them both for the whole squad and those are those right those are the fives are my favorite jays you
know what the problem is with basketball shoes is i'm i'm a big dude i'm like 6'4
250 might be 250 but so i'm a big dude hey holla so um big boy.
Me and some 11s, or me and some Durants,
I just look like this big frickin' buffoon, you know what I'm saying?
You going too hard in the paint?
I look like a security guard.
I gotta be careful.
The earmaxes, the ones,
just such an old shoe,
for them to revamp it
and put their flair on it.
The Woodstock fuckin' 60s flair with the flannel.
Yeah.
I told you Reebok came to me years ago and they had a deal.
But you got to only wear Reebok when you sit down.
The glasses?
Yeah, dude.
That look is so funny.
He's like a refined papa.
He wrote an article for the New York Times.
This ain't happening.
Really?
It would make me physically ill to just wear Reebok.
I can't actually get it.
When you're knees better, it would be good to run in, good with jeans.
You're going to fly flying back to Africa in those, man.
Yellow.
Fight John Africa in those, man.
Why does he keep trying to put Francis back to Africa?
I don't know.
Well, we know why.
This is in.
Those are the best Jordan ones you can get, Doug.
I'll be honest.
Keep them shits.
Any thoughts?
Are you a sneakerhead?
Nah.
I mean, I have a lot of shoes, though.
You don't even have
sneakers on right now. No socks. Damn. Uh, all righty. Well, this one's called soy boy is posted
by confidence search. 86 48. I think it might be the truck giveaway. Let's nice.
The guy got a truck.
I wish it was me, but what are you going to do?
I mean, I wish he can give a truck away every day, dude.
Look at the smile.
He's very happy.
Everybody's wearing the drive fast, all gas stuff.
The other guy, he's got a hat and shirt and everything.
Yeah.
I mean, let's just soak it in, dude.
It's finally over.
A happy Bapa is always a good Bapa.
That's true.
You know what I mean?
Just look at him in his natural habitat, giving away a truck.
He looks like a happy child.
Yes.
Werner Herzog doing Schraub would be good. I'm sure that's been done before though.
I think
did Elephant Graveyard do that?
I think so. This is not a sad thing.
This one's posted by
Dandy Kaufman. It's called Bapa
Asks Chin How of Watching the
Fights Went. T-Fat Cave vs. Aftershower Recap.
Aftershower? Is that
what the show's called? The Chin thing? Maybe.
I don't know. Let's see. What did you do this
weekend, Chin?
What'd you watch the fights at?
With Nick. Nick Davis, the producer
for Golden Hour. What'd you watch?
At his place. At his place, yeah.
Any live streams? There's a live stream, yeah. When you guys
have free time, do you guys talk about the ins and outs
of producing podcasts and audio and stuff?
We talk about fights.
That's all we talk about.
Technical aspect.
We know we do ask each other about stuff,
but we talk about fights.
What might you be into now?
Nick knows his fighting.
Does he?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he bets on it.
He knows the betting odds.
I don't know betting odds.
I know fighting, but not the odds.
So Nick is like the numbers person.
I'm just the instinctive person if I pick fights.
It's hard to wrangle them down.
It was mental warfare, okay?
We got invested by homeless cats.
Invested?
Infested.
But a lot of them were really nice.
There were some people trolling,
but I actually thought it really helped the discussion.
Just remember, they do not matter.
I think they're cool.
They're just having fun. At least that one particular person was just trying to go a little too far. Yeah. I think they're cool. They're just having fun.
At least that one particular person was just trying to go a little too far.
I think Kev was being tongue-in-cheek there.
Shut up.
Dumb bitch.
They don't matter.
If you guys are, do you watch with your shirts off
or are you wearing shirts?
We are shirts. And by the way, his girlfriend is a part of the podcast
and he bought, or she bought her friend
that's another girl.
I can show you if you want to see the girls. Yeah, I'd like to friend that's another girl. Ooh, double date. I can show you
if you want to see the girls.
Yeah, I'd like to see that.
All right,
you guys can keep talking
and I'll just pull it off.
Double date live stream.
Double date live stream.
Weird place to kind of
figure stuff out
live on YouTube.
There it is.
Right?
Those are your girls?
No, that's Nick's girl right here.
Couple broads.
Couple broads.
Couple brassy broads.
You don't have to be confused
with tramps. That's their friend. Correct. Thank you. I broads. Couple broads. Couple broads. To be confused with tramps.
Correct.
Thank you.
I want to make
that very clear.
Not tramps.
Let's make that
very clear.
But anyway,
that's it.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
The best podcast
in the game, folks.
It's true.
Any thoughts?
I feel like you're
holding back this episode, dude.
You think so? Yeah. I'm trying to see Silly Cooney, dude. I think I've been silly. No, not silly. game folks it's true any thoughts i feel like you're holding back this episode dude you think
so yeah i'm trying to see silly cooney dude i think i've been silly no not silly enough no you
didn't eat any beans and cheese today that's true i usually eat them every night what the hell dude
i mean chin's just out here telling you what's up dude they're watching fights they're trying to
give you you can give them a shout out or something i know right well we're trying to get nick on
uh let's see this one is posted by dirty buns fart nugget i think dirty buns fart nugget You can give him a shout out or something. I know, right? Well, we're trying to get Nick on.
Let's see.
This one is posted by Dirty Buns Fart Nugget.
I think Dirty Buns Fart Nugget.
Brendan Chop Cereal Dog Gadoosher.
It looks as if he's gotten a new dog.
Oh, no.
This dog.
It's just like the love bombing phase right here. As you can clearly see, the dog is having the best time of his life.
I think that's a frisbee
frisbee but it might also be a soggy paper plates with some like watermelon on top frisbee that's
like a donut yeah big boy merch there you go dog merch dude uh newest member of the family nani
our belgian i mean dude i don't like the name cute name great name
but it's like where's Nani
now and you know I mean like when he gets rid of her
eventually or yeah
like RIP Tank obviously
Tank four letters you should have changed
it use five letters this time or something
what I don't like about this is
everything he does
has branding
is this some sort of
off-leash
nine training?
Canine training.
Everything. Everything is
branded.
I don't really like that as a life.
I think if I get a dog, I'm not
going to post like, welcome to the newest
member of the Cooney family, nanny.
It's just like, they're struggling with money, obviously, dude.
I'm not saying that as a joke.
I'm being 100% serious.
I haven't said for information that's 100% true.
Okay.
He needs brand deals, dude.
Right.
You know what I mean?
That was such a funny conversation.
Like, we need money, so we're getting a dog.
No, you don't understand.
I don't know the dog.
It's not safe around kids kids but it's bringing on a
lot we get like 50k just all i gotta do is take a picture with the dog and he's he's gonna be
attacking me because a vicious dog but he's trained by a canine training yeah there but
they you know i have a frisbee or whatever shut up bitch kids you, you're going to have to take pictures of the dog.
I need engagement.
Devil's assistant.
Now that I'm thinking about it,
if someone was going to offer me money for the dog,
I'd probably be like, okay, brand deal alert.
You know, I don't know.
10 minutes a dog.
I'm a hypocrite.
Let's see here.
Okay, so this one's posed by Haphazard,
one of our guys. It's learning. Let's see here. Okay, so this one's posted by Haphazard, one of our guys.
It's learning.
Let's see.
Dude, I heard Joker, and now Casey went and saw it,
but I've never seen more negative reviews since my special.
It makes it.
Wait, I don't know if it was that bad.
The Joker 2?
I heard the Joker 2.
Wait, can we do a poll? I heard the Joker 2 is... Wait, can we do a poll?
I heard that Joker 2 is so bad.
By the way, that's excellent self-awareness.
Watch this, Lace.
You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.
And now.
Oh, really, dude? Which special?
What?
What?
All right.
Yeah, I don't get it.
I don't even know what the joke is.
No, Eric can go suck a dig.
Yeah, I mean, Eric's jealous.
He probably hasn't seen it. It is 25 minutes, a mean, Eric's jealous. He probably hasn't seen it.
It is 25 minutes, a lot of time.
I'm sure he hasn't seen it.
Right.
One of the greatest specials that ever happened,
and Eric hasn't seen it.
Right, what was he fucking at Target with his wife?
Let me just say, I've got inside information on this,
and he is the one behind all those negative reviews.
Oh, that makes sense.
He saw it, and he started sweating.
Yeah.
It was never fucking Bobby Lee.
It was always that.
No, no, no.
Bobby Lee did the Reddit for sure.
Oh, you think so?
Dude, it's not me saying this is CIA stuff.
Well, Eric is behind the IMDB.
Nobody's talking about that.
Have you ever read any Aristotle?
You know, he wrote about like plays and stuff. You're talking about that. Have you ever read any Aristotle? You know, he wrote
about like plays and stuff.
You're talking about Shaq? Shaquille O'Neal?
The big Aristotle? No.
Aristotle. The original. The OG
Aristotle. He said that the
villain is always the one closest
to the protagonist. So
it's Callan.
Or Eric.
Or D'Elia. Or they're all in cahoots, dude.
Maybe.
I got evidence that the IMDB account associated with all the negative reviews
goes back to an at I'm a fat fucking dude.com email address, dude.
I typed in four C's the other day.
It was gay porn.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Why did you do that?
Because I knew.
Because you looked up cockless.
Because I wanted to see four Cs.
Isn't it four Cs?
Yeah, with the story.
I forget which one it was.
It was four.
I go to the site every day.
Okay, we got another long title.
I miss these.
Posted by PoopDickTheClown91.
We've already read his name.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
You know what?
Poopdicktheclown and then the 69 one.
I mean, if I don't remember it, I'm going to laugh every time.
All right.
So this is called This Dish is Just Full of Little Treats.
Papa Damn Near in tears talking about taking away from fighters like every event is going
to be at the sphere from now on.
Throws out a what are we doing here?
How many times did Dana say he's never going to go back to the sphere?
Even if they do, every few is not a big deal.
But this readout goes on for months acting like every event is going to be at the sphere now.
I really can't stand him.
Let's see.
No other major league organization could ever pull off what the UFC did.
Kudos to them.
Dude, that was amazing.
It looked good.
I don't care about any of that.
My issue is when the venue is the bell of the ball, when the venue is the star, who's that take away from?
The fighters.
So now you're giving fighters even less leverage because if it's just about the venue and the 300,000 cameras and how cool it looks and the ring card girls are dressed in gold and people are just – they care about the venue more than the actual fights.
We're not headed down a good road.
Also, the card was trashed because they had to put so much money into the venue.
I would rather them fight in the apex with no ring card girls switching outfits every round,
with no huge cameras.
I'd rather have a great fight card.
And they go, oh, you got to be there in person.
I don't give a shit in person.
I care about the fighter.
This is kind of boring, but I like the clip a lot
because it made me realize something.
What Brendan Schaub is, he is a Gronk that thinks he's a Tom Brady.
Right?
He would be much better off if he just acted like Gronk, thinks he's a Tom Brady. He would be much better off if he
just acted like Gronk, a goofy
moron, instead of trying to have these
hot takes
and clever,
very smart
ideas about things.
This is clearly, whatever he's saying
right now is clearly something he heard someone
else say, and he's just trying to
regurgitate it. He has no idea what he's talking
about and I don't think he really cares
because he thinks he's a Tom Brady, but
really he's like, I'm Gronk.
I drank all my shoe. He's a Gronk
thinking he's Tom Brady while looking
like Aaron Hernandez, dude. That's
for sure. Yeah.
That's good. Yeah. Yep.
A hundred percent. And at
night he fucks Julian Edelman. You know what I mean? He's gay as shit. Yeah. Yep. A hundred percent. And at night he fucks Julian Edelman.
You know what I mean?
Fuck each other.
All right.
Let's see.
Tom Brady.
Come on our show.
Let's see.
Make the venue,
the destination.
If you make the venue,
the bell of the ball,
if you make the venue,
the main event,
the fighters have zero leverage,
man.
And how people can't figure that out is mind blowing to me.
It's mind blowing to me it's mind-blowing
to me hold on you're gonna take even more i wish i could like have a you know like
some godlike ability to watch him talk to himself when nobody's around because you know it's the
same exact shit that he's saying that's so funny yeah also no i agree 100 him saying something's
mind-blowing is like for him it
doesn't mean anything his mind is so small everything blows it right yeah it's mind-blowing
the fucking the door opening in the morning is mind-blowing to shot it's mind-blowing i hit a
hammer on the nail and it went in the wall not the smartest tool in the shed yeah not the sharpest
crayon in the uh toilet they'll see just put on bullshit cards but it's
at the sphere oh check it out man the ring card girls switch uniforms every round and they cool
my chair shakes hold on cheer what about the world-class fighters risking their lives and
their health is that not if that's not entertaining enough for you you got fucking problems man
if what the fuck dude first of all this whole long spiel he's going on it ain't worth
it blah like this is the fight was amazing or like the night was amazing and i followed all the
fighters you know i wasn't doing that because i love shop i was doing that because i love the ufc
dude you know i mean yeah i mean people said it was really good. Luke said the fights were good. I didn't hear any bad reviews.
Shab is the only person I've
heard talk about anything
negative with it. Yeah. But I don't really
follow, so there might be more than that.
For sure, Dana's going to go back to this
feud just because Shab won't shut the fuck up about it,
dude.
Fighters, doesn't get your blood
flowing, and you need all these
Rainforest Cafe bullshit things in the
I love the Rainforest Cafe
it's wild I'm like what are we doing here
what the hell are we
that's been Dana's MO since he had
that big fallout
yeah I mean
Rainforest Cafe
is not that bad dude you know right
I've never been there
that whole like rant I was like I was like, cool story, bro.
Yeah, cool story, brother.
Have you ever had alligator?
I think maybe because, you know, that hot dog place that's in the downtown worst kush?
I think I've gotten, like, alligator hot dog or something or sausage.
Tastes like a fishy chicken.
Where'd you have it?
Florida, daddy. Oh, shit. The Rio. I was at It tastes like a fishy chicken. Where'd you have it? Florida, daddy. Oh shit, the Rio.
I was at my homie Milton's house.
Yeah.
No, I for real had it in Florida.
Nice. Had to try the alligator. Pensacola,
shout out. Was it good? Hell yeah.
Nice. Deep fried alligator?
Oh really, dude?
You never been to Wurzkush? No.
Wish you got a Wurzkush. Sounds like the worst food.
It's alright. Let's see here. What do we have now? How tall is there been a worse kush no we should get a worse kush sounds like the worst food that's all right
all right let's see here uh what do we have now how tall is megan olivier or olive olivie whatever
posted by move in silence as you can see we got a weight problem y'all just he's not that tall right
i think it's an optical illusion you think she is what four six i'm not sure i
don't even know who that is she's not one of our guys her you don't watch the usc sometimes but
she's the one interviewing the fighters sometimes sometimes what's her name megan olivie don't are
oh never heard of her great woman never met her i know that guy that's the Anik guy right
yeah John Anik
alright I was very excited for this one
it's called Tony Hinchcliffe the hungriest wolf chant
posted by ROFL
roll let's see
what the fuck is that
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
disorder
disorder disorder disorder oh it's uh that uh the goddamn jam band or whatever.
What's his name?
Yeah, I don't know what his name is.
Josh something, whatever.
I mean, it's just so funny listening to Tony Hinchcliffe's thing right now, dude.
I didn't laugh, but it was hilarious from the beginning.
Yeah, no, it's very funny.
Him doing, what's the band?
System of the Down.
Yeah.
Great band, never heard them.
But I want him to go like one take at the end
because this is one take.
You know what I mean?
Josh Adam Myers, that's what it is.
Just that.
Sacred silence.
Sacred.
Wolves.
Hungry wolves.
There's me.
Spill the beans. Therery wolf. There's me.
Spill the beans.
There's harder.
There's harder.
There's harder.
The sweater weirdly placed on him is another classic Tony Hinchcliffe move.
Yeah.
I'm going to drape this expensive sweater on me
so when I come out, I look cool.
I want to go to Skankfest
dressed like a prep boy.
Somebody's going to fuck me at Skankfest.
I dress like a preppy
boy's dad.
Because you only can afford
something like this.
My
sunglasses say Tom Ford
on them.
This sweater is Burberry.
Pissed off.
Yeah, it really sounds like you're fucking
like a Batman villain.
Like the Joker.
The Joker is so lame.
He's just talking about what brands he's wearing.
That was it for that one.
Nice try, Batman.
But I have Calvin Klein.
Nice try, Batman.
I'm at Skankfest.
Batman fights Joker at Skankfest?
That'd be a good comic.
Do you hear motherfuckers?
Would a gay man say motherfucker?
Shit.
I mean, his singing is so bad
dude his singing sounds like
Jeff Dye's talking oh my
god the
kill Tony situation oh there's a video of him
singing um all right this one's
called oh no not a Nick not again
RIP tank
poop dick the clown 91 posted
this one let's see um
you uh you you're in the market for a little doggy dog Tank. PoopDickTheClown91 posted this one. Let's see.
You're in the market for a little doggy dog.
I'm helping you with that.
And I'll tell you this.
Obviously me and Cal bust each other's balls,
but when it comes down to the nitty gritty,
Cal knows his shit about dogs.
I know my shit about dogs. You know your shit about dogs.
You want a herding dog? I'm like, Jesus Christ.
The way you obsess about trucks, I obsess about dogs. You want a herding dog? I'm like, Jesus Christ. The way you obsess about trucks, I used to obsess
about dogs.
Strange.
Strange narrative from Callan.
I mean, why is he getting a dog?
Good question.
I mean, he had a dog and then he gave
it away.
And I still don't understand the idea of
it was a show dog. Then why do you have it yeah i don't
know it's like gotta take it to shows and i'm just i can't do shows it's so weird when somebody is
obviously like a you know habitual liar and then they act like you're the dumb one for asking
obvious questions yeah but it's the tactic of a habitual liar yeah Yeah, someone who lies is trying to gaslight us. Oh, gaslight.
There we go.
Yeah.
It's like,
no, I'm not cheating on you.
I wasn't fucking a girl.
Are you serious?
Why would you even,
why would you look at my phone
in the first place?
And then the woman's like,
well, it like,
it buzzed
and I saw like the message
because I looked over.
But why though?
And then I was like, you're right.
Why are the flowers showing up at my door?
Dude, you don't like flowers?
They have someone else's name on them.
It was a joke.
I'm a comedian.
I thought you were trying to trick me.
Babe, I have a podcast.
We get flowers.
I'm not cheating on you. You start filming. He starts doing a selfie thing. Babe, I have a podcast. We get flowers. I'm not cheating on you.
You start filming.
He starts doing a selfie thing like,
ah, prank video, right?
Live stream.
Bitch.
She caught you fucking another lady.
You just pull your phone out.
Prank.
You wouldn't believe your face right now.
All my fans are watching. got both of you you thought
i was cheating and you thought i was not but really i bought the house so you have to act
cool right just kidding all right let's see the last one here uh it's posted by confidence search
86 48 it's called how'd the fish era go let's see my son wanted a fish tank and as a kid i loved fish
but we'd have money to buy like the nice fish so i took him to get fish i'm like these fish are
bullshit yeah this is a waste of time dude and then um i asked him like hey where can i get cool
fish he like looked around he's like dude go to up here and it was like right near my house like
yeah he's like they have everything so i walked in there i'm like oh and i remember as a kid i
was so obsessed with fish tanks i knew everything about them just all that came back to me and the next thing literally
three weeks i have three fish tanks 80 gallon tank 55 gallon tank 30 and have all these exotic fish
i just got really into it and then i would post about and talk about it and you know it might not
get a million views it gets good views but then i saw how my fan base, cause it's, you know, they're not going to give me advice on fighting or on standup.
They don't do that, but they do know fish.
So the amount of engagement I get from people like Cajun.
It's a strange thing that happens. People that watch our podcast love fish.
Oh man. He's got a lot of fish heads watching. I get it. Fishermen,
fishermen love Shab.
I had this out or have seen this fish cause that's's them going, oh, this I know more than.
I relate to that.
Yes, this I can actually help them.
So the engagement, the connection I've made in the fish world is insane.
Same thing happened with during the pandemic.
I got really into bike riding.
Still am.
I ride bikes when I lift weights now.
I love riding bikes.
But the bike community is so supportive.
So is the fish community.
All right. That's really funny but i kind of i got mad a little bit because i was i was thinking again like imagine what somebody who wasn't as like dumber than a bowl of soup would do with
this kind of money like he can do anything he wants he goes to a fish place he's like oh i'm
a fish i'll buy a big fish tank and he's like, oh, I remember that fish. I'll buy a big fish tank.
And he spends like thousands of,
hundreds of thousands of dollars on fish bullshit.
Imagine what someone who like was not a moron could,
they could do things with this money that was,
you know, thought out at least.
Not just the whim of like,
oh, I guess it's time to buy a truck now.
He's like a child.
Yeah.
But it's also very funny.
I mean,
the fish bike thing was good.
It's so funny
to like buy fish
while simultaneously
firing people
that work for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or like not,
you know,
just having,
I don't know.
I didn't even think about that.
But yeah,
no,
I mean,
your boss is like,
like we said before on the show,
it's like,
damn,
we don't have any,
we don't have enough money
to pay you.
And then he has three tanks with arowanas in them. is like, like we said before on the show, it's like, damn, we don't have enough money to pay you. And then he has three tanks with arowanas in them.
And like a new truck.
And he's giving away a truck.
Yeah.
A truck.
It looked like an expensive truck.
That's definitely a salary for a fucking producer intern.
You could pay them that.
Yeah.
You got more out of, well, maybe you got a lot of merch sales or something.
And then also you got all this merch sales, so we hire them back.
But I feel like George was more entertaining than the truck giveaway.
Yeah.
George was great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the hell?
Yeah.
Instead of promoting George, you gadooshed him.
For a truck.
Trying to help you with your stuff, and he wasn't doing too hot.
But you know what? Vibes, daddy.
Vibes beat all, dude. And George, we want
you around, dude. George was loyal, too.
He's gone on no, nothing.
We tried to get him on. He told us
to fuck off. That's not true, but yeah, you know.
Yeah.
He literally was
like, I would never betray shop, even
though Gerardo keeps sending me messages
that's not true at all dude
just kidding
didn't happen
but yeah I think that's the last video for today dude
alright well thanks so much
see you next week
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