10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub is a TERRIBLE BASEBALL COACH | 10 Minutes of Schaub #61

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

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One pill makes you smarter, and one pill makes you hard. And the pills that Ma gives you go great with alcohol. Go ask Esther, cause she goes both ways. And if you go chasing baddies And you know you're going to fail Tell them I'm messing in Throwing Cheetos has given you the call And calling in To walk to your trap

When the cat's on the chat board to walk to your trail when the cats on the chat board get up and tell you that you suck

and you just had some sort of kratom and your mind is blocked by a

saw go wax Jay I think he'll know When Joe Rogan And Sakura Are saying that you need a handler

And the Rat King Is doing Netflix And the kid rings up with Crowder Remember What the titler said Oh really dude Oh really dude One take

It's time for my favorite time of the week When you get to hear Papa try to speak Welcome back to 10 minutes of shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, uh, join the apps. I'm sorry. I'm sorry,

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We reviewed a Shane Gillis's standup, which was pretty Netflix. Yeah. And we reviewed Andrew Schultz standup, which is pretty. I don't know how you do that. I can, I got those,

uh, you have those pipes. Yeah. What can I say? B yeah. Um, also, uh,

shows this Wednesday. I will be at, uh, the citizen market and. Yeah. What can I say? B yeah. Um, also, uh, shows this Wednesday. I will be at, uh, the citizen market and Culver city at eight Gerardo. I'm going to be, uh, July or August 3rd at the ice house in Pasadena off Colorado Boulevard. Nice.

Well, this is a pulpit. A shout out. Great comic. Never met him, but that's not why you're here. Definitely not. You are here as always to watch 10 minutes of shop. So play the chin clip. Start the're here. Definitely not. You are here, as always, to watch 10 Minutes of Shop.

So play the chin clip. Start the timer now. All right. This first clip is posted by my wife, the tramp. It's called Bapa is literally Michael Scott. Let's see. This thing, like, Theo moved to Nashville, and we both thought we could pull it off. He's like, I'll just zoom in, and I'll fly back every other week.

But eventually, it's like, fuck. He's like, this is a lot, man. And he's like, and I'll never forget this. Theo gave me great advice. He's like, it's okay, man. We had such a good time. We built something so special. You're my best friends.

It's all good, dude. It's ran its course. I was like, yeah, you're right, dude. He's like, go run with Dillian and Eric Griffin. It's all good, dude. I was like, you're right. It is all good. Yeah, Ryan snapped at me.

But there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on, which said, dude, we're friends. I'm doing this for appearances. I am the big boss now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me. And you trust me. And we like each other. And we'll always be friends.

And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man. His words, his words. Virtually identical. Be same thing. It's two different clips. Spitting image. Spitting image spitting image yeah theo and then it goes to the clip of theo being like play and then yeah like something with

hundreds and hundreds of people and then it's shop on the golden hour with like montez checked out and delia talking about maybe killing himself. Yeah. Or unaliving himself. Oh, do you think Michael Scott ever pissed in the sink though? Probably not. Go ask Jay, dude.

Go ask Alice. All right. This next one's called Brenda implodes when asked to name three things he's grateful for posted by all I do is lie to you. See what this is about. I will wrap this up with a question. I asked everybody at the end of the eight inches. Yeah.

Wow. That's it. There we go. Gratitude. It's just a stock line for him. I'm not realizing he just sets his anytime. There you go. Eight inches.

It's the right answer at all times. You're right. Yeah. If I wake up every day, I say out loud three things I'm grateful for. Oh, interesting. I never do that. Well, here's three things I'm, I say out loud three things I'm grateful for. Oh, interesting. I never do that.

Well, here's three things I'm frustrated at. What are three things you're grateful for right now? Oh. It's a good exercise. Yeah, but yeah, yeah. I wish I thought more about it. It's so easy for him. The city of Baltimore,

baddies, addies, kratom, Diet Coke, helix mattresses. Tiger thick. Tiger thick. Happy hippo kratom. Yeah. There helix mattresses. Tiger thig. Tiger thig. Happy hippo kratom. Yeah. There's so many things that you like, Papa. Group chats.

Jeans jacket, hat. Yeah. You know. Your trug. Denim hat. The Ferrari. Ferrari. Yeah, he's a Ferrari.

He's a Mexican. He knows the head of North America Ferrari. That's pretty cool. He gave him a free car. You should be grateful for audio. It's king. And's a free car. You should be grateful for audio. It's king and also YouTube, you know, yeah, fitting into cars when you're big, not being

able to fit into cars when you're big. There's so many things. Yeah. The one thing I'm not grateful for is that that's the only takeaway. You know what I mean? Yeah, let's see the cookie can answer like my wife, my kids, you know, my brother. Today's my brother's birthday. Happy birthday. Yeah, there's great. That's like the cookie cutter answer.

Man, you go. Yeah, they're great, but that's like the cookie cutter answer. Um, man, you go. What are you grateful for? Let me see what level, so I don't sound like a dumbass. Always grateful for my family and that extends to my wife. You know, that's so funny, man. Like, there's so many things, two things that stick out to me with that. Hilarious to think

it's a bad answer to say you're family. Yeah. That you're not. It's not, he didn't say that. He said it's a cookie cutter. say your family yeah they are not you it's not he didn't say that he said it's a cookie cutter cookie cutter but that's like lame right yeah i think it's fine to say your family you probably should yeah that's like one of those things i mess up i would like not mention someone like my family or but it's important to note also that you're like kind of a blue belt in podcasting that's true he's a black he's a black belt so he's on that different level that was the other thing thing i was gonna say he's like um the idea that you think that saying what you're grateful for is something where you'd be one of those uh grind set podcasts like there's levels to this

shit yeah you know i'm saying like if you ask me what i'm grateful for and i just say my wife my kids my parents it's like that's lame right you know i'm gonna go in there and be like i got i'm thinking on a different level you know he should be grateful for his ugg boots the night vision goggles his big dick sorry about that right i mean biden ain't got no merch let's see let's see what he's grateful for my daughter that's easy though right of course but like no one's easy health another easy one though i'm happy we're not sick too you know super so these can be your answers you think sure okay i like it he's turning it on this guy like he's wrong he's not wrong the guy seems nice this

is one of the more normal interviewers we've seen talking to shop like shop is misplaced here yeah i think let's see you can go for weird things every day though. I mean, health for sure. Every day. Yeah. Health is number one. You're sick. There's,

you're like, Oh, take, take any money I have to make. That's right. I mean, the sick man has one problem. The worst.

Right. The worst. And I think I'm just grateful for opportunity. Like I'm grateful that we live in a time right now where we can talk into these things and anybody around the world can be hearing us or watching us. Well, we'll see how this goes. If're gonna get demonic well we'll find out yeah oh my god this is rough yeah he's sabotaging this interview yeah it physically he's like i don't want to be here you know what i mean he's like oh this fucking he probably thinking this head like

this is the worst podcast i've ever been on it's like a bad therapy session therapy this this guy is coming off like a therapist yeah with shop but keep in mind i'm still on shop side b you know what i'm saying yeah sometimes a week oh really dude but i'm grateful that like that this exists i'm grateful that you're here and like that we can have a conversation that people care enough to listen and watch all the way to the end here yeah there's i'm happy for strawberry ice cream or some bullshit. Happy for my freedom. You know, it's like, yeah, I guess, dude. Well, dude, thank you so much.

I keep thinking that this guy is going to go. Let's just talk. Yeah, like off the mic. Yeah, let's talk off the mic for a second. Are you okay? Yeah. You feeling all right? He's like, oh, are we taking a break? How okay yeah are you feeling all right he's like oh we're taking a break how

socials he goes right to his phone yeah don't talk to me until we're back on all right so this one's posted by minimum sky 2305 I haven't seen him in a minute it's called Chris gets annoyed with Bapa oh see what cracks I don't I don't think he does stay a British

comic no he's American yeah wow he's good actor oh does he be British in it and stuff I don't know don't think he does stay a British comic. No, he's American Wow, he's good actor. Oh, does he be British in it and stuff? I don't know. Oh, wow. It's got just saying shit Oh, he's American history. Oh people literally the Queen was bad as fuck. Oh, it's a king and queens King and queens Of Queens Completely different show. King and Queen. That's the gay edition.

She was bad back then. You're like an old man. Who was bad? She was hot. Made to the fat guy. That's fine. She was pretty. But you're talking about... Back then? We're talking about...

I'll tell you what, if you're talking about... Back then? No, no, no. Sitcom? Bro, we're talking about... Come back to see Eric on the 28th. Mine's on the Monday, whatever it is. I'll tell you what, if you're in Phoenix... Whoops. If you're in Phoenix, August 11th, James Cameron's going to open for me. Whoa, really? He's talking about submarines.

Whoa. Stand-up live, two shows Friday, August 11th. Stand-up live, Phoenix. Awesome. I love that point. So, is that a joke? Like, he's making a joke about... Obviously, James Cameron's not opening for him, but is that a joke? Like these, like making a joke about I'm obviously James cameras, not opening for him,

but is that like his attempt at humor? Nah, B C. Well, you don't get it. No, he's hilarious. Right,

right, right. So, um, what were you saying? So he's going to Phoenix. He's going to Phoenix in August. There's no end in sight for this heat wave going on yeah do you know

i know you're not a numbers guy but do you know how it has been in in arizona recently in phoenix eight inches you're right yeah 118 degrees oh i think it might have gone over that bird that's like the highest it's been wow breaking records and there's no end in sight would you go see bapa 118 degree weather um Um, you know, what I, I don't know is a, is a hell is an elephant heavy. Yeah, of course I would.

Of course. Yeah. I would actually prefer it to be hotter. Cause I know he's going to say some shit about it. People just sweating, walking out after hearing about tater tots and Mexicans. Exactly. It's a lot.

Yeah. I need an umbrella seven days a week out there, you know? Yeah. We skipped over i mean at some it's it sounds cliche to talk about what he was he's saying that um king and queens is is gay because it has the word queens in it yeah leah remini used to be hot she was married to the fat guy he's talking about um what's his name the comedian the stand-up kevin so what's his name

yeah yeah but he's calls him the fat guy yeah he's a great guy kevin james never kevin james what's his name? The comedian, the standup Kevin. So what's his name? Yeah. Yeah. But he's calls him the fat guy. Yeah. He's a great guy. Kevin James, never met him. James, like a way,

a way better, more talented comedian. Yeah. An every facet and any facet and clean. Oh, he's clean. Yeah. For the most part.

Yeah. Okay. Also to Leah Remney, great woman, hot. Yeah. Still hot, super hot.

And so I'm on Papa side for everything. Basically, King of Queens ever heard of it. Yeah. And then I hot. Super hot. And so I'm on Bapa's side for everything. Basically, King of Queens ever heard of it. Yeah. And then I didn't watch it. He was also talking about Billy Eichner. He's like, isn't he British? And like, you know, Chris, something about that guy looks British, but I doubt he is British. Eichner

is the most British sounding last name I ever heard. Yeah, he looks British. Yeah. XJ. JT's wings. Best wings you ever have in your life. Don't ever say that. Irvine ImpJ. XJ. We should ask JT. JT's wings? Best chicken wings you'll ever have in your life. Don't ever say that. Irvine Improv. Oh, take him to the haunted house.

Zach Bagans haunted house. We're never going to. No, scare the shit out of him. Take him to Zach Bagans haunted house. He's three months old. Yeah, I know. Really scared. What's the haunted house thing?

Zach Bagans from Ghost Adventures. Is it actually? Oh, it's so haunted. Okay. And it's creepy. Do it, dude. They have Sharon Tate's dress that she got stabbed in. It's so annoying. Well, that's not haunted. It's creepy. They have Sharon Tate's dress that she can't stop. It's so annoying.

Well, that's not haunted. Survive that and tell me you don't believe it. Survive it. What's it called? Zach Baggins. Do you go to a county fair haunted? This is a good purgatory for Chris D'Elia, dude. Yeah, this is punishment.

He has to deal with a host that has no tact in any facet. Just, oh, Sharon Tate's dead. You've been to Zach Baggins thing is ghost adventures where I got like we've said it before, but it is as if you're hosting a show with a child. Yeah, who's who needs Adderall, but doesn't have it like one of those people that actually needs it

kids, you know that to make them stop jumping around everywhere focus. All right. Well, we got another one here posted by superhero Connor. It's called CEO gives his take on Austin. There's a lot of clips of Moog, of Moog, of Lugan,

Brian Campbell this week. Oh, so we're going to get into that right now. Austin has music, barbecue and weirdness like that, but now they have comedy as well. Look, how much do you believe the Joe Rogan mothership has, has dramatically altered the comedic scene in austin he's waiting i couldn't

possibly tell you i haven't been to austin in some time all right all the big names got invited luke to come down there i'm hoping if i can get a hard enough five going luke if i can hang out with mcgregor just just just the skidding and the bidding here why is there a skid i why is there any connection to a skin here luke okay i actually actually don't know. You're right. In fairness, I don't even know. I can only assume. I can only assume that there's skidding and bidding happening in real time here. I would just love to get that invite, Luke, so we can get all the big names down

there. By the way, you don't need to wait on Joe Rogan's invite to the Comedy Mothership. You can go to any old comedy club and just do an open mic night. You can film it for us. Yeah, but if I'm going to debut, I'm going to go big. I want Showtime special big, Luke, so I've got to really work on getting that five

off. You're skidding a bit. Oh, stop, Luke. Actually, what I meant by Showtime special, I meant the Donk. Remember Donkumentary number eight was supposed to be me at a comedy club in Jersey City? That was the bit. That was the gig. It was going to be real. That actually is true, yes.

I was going to live and die by my own comedy, Luke, and get set off in flames on the stage. Mostly die. Mostly die. Mostly probably die. I mean, there's probably only about a thousand of them in the world, Luke, who are actually very good at that job. I'd love to one day be that, but I'm more of like a

dick joke guy on a podcast. Dude, Luke willelite's upbeat. The whole time, you know, I feel like when I watch these clips, I feel like Lug because BC is operating on, you know, 4D chess or like Joe Rogan says, where I don't even know all the bits, but I sense that there is skits and bidding going on because, you know, he's just funny. If he mentions fight like comedy at all, I feel like, oh,

there's some skits and bits going on. Also, I feel like Brian Campbell has a P.F. Chang's menu there that he's checking at all times. How can he fit in some words? I'm assuming that's more like a section of the podcast where they're able to speak freely or what are you gonna say no yeah what i was gonna say part of his brain it's just like it has the entire pf chang's things memorized you can just pull it up like in the like a sci-fi movie yeah he just has so many dishes anywhere he could just fucking he's

like a chef that could go in there and fix a kitchen that's at a place. Yeah, he's right. Yeah. Shout out to Brian Campbell, CEO of P of P if chinks it cheese. All right, this one's posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called Bapa appreciating his show guests. I'm going to have to mute out part of the song here, but we can sing along.

I feel like Jake has a fucking works hard, doesn't he? Yes. I make love to you. I feel like Jake has some fucking works hard, doesn't he? Yes his eyes. Look at his eyes. Like you want me to look at his eyes. Why do I'm comfortable and they smiles like a weird smile. I hit my teeth. It happens

dude. If I was on fire in the kid bro, I would want him to check out my cakes. I know. Yeah. If he doesn't check it out. Yeah, he doesn't take a look. Were you even on if he didn't check it out? You know, might as well be homeless. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want you don't want rings checking it out. Yeah, he doesn't take a look. Were you even on if you didn't check it out? You know, might as well be homeless. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to. You don't want rings checking it out. You know what I mean? He'll do something about he keep dice. Yeah, really? All right. This one I thought was hilarious. It's posted by

Frexley Snipes. It says India confirmed homeless and it's that's good. It says thank him as a movie. I dream that yeah dude. We should watch. Thank him on the live patron on the patron. Yeah, and just put a bunch of shop isms in it. That'd be hilarious, but this week on Patreon, we're going to watch man tears by Mr. Brian Callan.

This one's posted by miniature Wayne. It's called CEO keeping Luke updated on the latest advances in CT. Wow, I didn't stutter once saying that. Hey, did you see BJ Penn said CTE wasn't real and also that in 2050 we're going to be teleported

back to the year 1850 and that dinosaurs were fake? Dude, you know what fixes CTE? Good thing he ran for governor, you know? Do you know what fixes CTE? Look, nicotine patches. Does it? I don't know some people some comedians like are always putting them in there thinking that oh i see sorry i misunderstood i thought you were being genuine no that's where i heard it isn't that why it isn't that's why i

heard it on on uh i have no clue i have no clue what the fuck that shit does skits and bits we're getting a lot of skits and bits. We're getting a lot of skits and bits today. Oh yeah. There's a lot more that I kind of skipped over, but one video actually like summarizes it really well. We can go to that one right now if you want. Okay.

This one. So basically Jesse on fire. Yeah. I've seen his videos before. Never met the guy, but never met him. Not one of our guys though. Definitely not one of our guys.

I'm team Luke all the way. Oh, yeah. Luke is just like a hundred percent and wants nothing to do with this. He's kind of like Brendan Chobb with our show. It's like he probably doesn't want to be on here. Luke probably doesn't want to be on the reddit to begin with. No, probably not. This guy looks like an angry penis.

Yeah, look at that dude. Angry, dig, angry, dig, alert, angry, angry dig this one's posted by sorgon bird thank him you know what i mean he built the ground we walk on yes uh it's uh 10 8 luge let's see i think it summarizes it up pretty good do you know what's happening with jesse on firing lube i guess he like shit on bc or lug or something like that. He had a video. He's probably just doing it for views. Then Lug had that video. I watched the video that Lug did where he's like, I don't even want to talk about this guy. I don't know him.

He hit me up once. I didn't hit him up. It was a little bit of a little bit of a Helwani drone strike on this penis guy. Let's see. Rogan. Anyone that's listening.

Because we have much better information. What are your thoughts on Jesse on Fire's video on you? And I'm honestly not even trying to be mean. I don't care about you. Hopefully we don't get a good douche because of the music. I feel like we're going to get a douche. Let's see.

He hit me up about a year ago to collab on a video. I didn't hit him up. Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man. I don't give a fuck about your opinions. They're profoundly stupid. Fuck your dick. Hell.

Here's how you know I have underachieved look at the level of my antagonist big boy studios just the most pathetic version you've ever seen water you know fucked up like that is the person that thinks that we're peers enough to have these like 100 like nothing says

nothing is like the saddest shit the biggest critique you could make of my career is that these kinds of people are the people who think that they're my antagonist like oh my fucking god do you know what like an underachiever you have to be for that to be the situation jesse on fire congrats my man

mma content creator of the year enjoy it oh my god okay so what i wanted to kind of go into here uh first of all, if that clip got gadooshed, you can check it out on the Reddit. It's 10, eight Luke. What's it called? He gave out an award at the end.

They're saying that Jesse on fire is the MMA commentator of the year at thick boy studio, right? So I wanted to hand out some thick boy studio awards. If we can, man, let's go for you. Welcome to thick boy studios award ceremony.

Instead of Oscars, they're called shops. All righty. Go ahead. What's the, what's the first award you're giving out today? I gave you a lot of time to think about it. So yeah, he gave me no time,

no time, but my, my, what are we doing here of the year award immediately goes to Jesse on fire. Oh, nice. Good choice. I mean, it seems like from the small amount I've seen his whole entire bit

is what when thinking you matter goes wrong. That's a good one. Remember you don't count. Yes. So do you have one? My thick boy award of the year thank you is number one one? My thick boy award of the year. Thank you is number one senior analyst for thick boy

studios is J. You know, he has all the answers. Always if you need to ask him about anything, he's the guy to go to. That's a good one. Whenever I have a question. Yeah, I would immediately ask J. Yes. Okay, so go for it. give uh give out big best

picture for uh thick boy 2023 the best picture for thick boy studios yeah it doesn't have to be a movie that came out this year um that is a good question i'm thinking dune dune yeah because it asks a good question yeah you know, what are we doing here? Yeah. What are we doing here? Great. Great. I would have gave it to, this is not a sad thing, but you know, you have your own.

Oh, well, yeah. Like if we are including YouTube movies, sure. The Elephant Graveyard. I mean, he might be a YouTube creator of the year. Yeah. Thank him. Thank him. Well, that's Brendan Ch every year at think boy studios.

All right. I thought that would be a fun bit. Yeah, I was good. All right, here we go. This is oh, dude. I haven't seen this guy back in a long time. Remember silly goose time. Yeah, welcome back to the kitchen be this one's called what else you got chin.

Let's see what this is about. Yes, we are about to embark on our maiden voyage with our electric bikes. Electric went out. They just took the E off. We're going to ride our bikes right now. I'm all thick-boyed out. I don't know if you can even hear me now because it's so windy right now. But I'm in the sixth gear, 15 miles per hour.

And it's dangerous to film me. It's dangerous as I'm filming this so i'm gonna turn you guys off right now get a gopro b what are you doing what are we doing here there's a bike club for a big boy yeah should we try and get in the bike club i'll do anything to meet brennan chop i can't ride a bike so i'm out i can ride a bike i used to ride a bike i used to be a lot skinnier but then my nose looked a lot bigger i was like gotta get fat again b you're doing a little bit were you doing stuff to your face like shop no nose look so big like so big. Why would I put nose fillers in?

That is a good question. Yeah, interesting. I wasn't even trying to make it in the industry at the time. What's it called? No, but my nose looks huge. If I get to get really skinny face. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I got a picture to prove it. All right. This one's posted by Pharrell eighties. It's called normies. Don't get jokes. Thank them. It's called Normies Don't Get Jokes, Thank Them. Let's see. Green Room 2. It's like the way we talk to each other as comics.

As comics. You know, everyone had a story of how they talked to their wife or their spouse like a comic once. And they're like, what the fuck did you think was going to happen? You know, where like the way you would say something to me, like if I did something really stupid, you're like, what the fuck did you think was going to happen? You know, where, like, the way you would say something to me, like, if I did something really stupid, you're like, what the fuck did you think was going to happen? And I would start laughing. Yeah.

But you can't make those kind of jokes sometimes with regular people. Like, regular people where you're insulting. Like, you could say, like, the most heinous joke to Tony Hinchcliffe, and he would fall on the ground laughing, holding his time. You can see. Yeah, you could. Yeah.

And those sick of fans will laugh at anything that you say. Yeah. You'd be like, you think it was a good idea to jump off this, this bridge. And they'd be like, yeah, dude,

some would say it's the best idea. Everyone that guy talks to agrees with everything he says. I love Joe Rogan, but how often do you think he drops a hard R? You know what I'm saying? What do you mean? Either the N word or the R word. Oh,

like off camera. Duh. Off camera. Yeah, I know. I just had to say it out loud for it to register in my brain. I was like, hard R Joe Rogan.

This question is redacted. I would say maybe once or twice a week. I have no idea, B. I never hung out with him. I'm a great guy, but I've never met him. It's just a guess. I'm not trying to indict the guy. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, what makes you say that? Because you can see the diciest jokes. Oh,

where are you? I don't know. I'm just kidding. All right. Well, this one, are you saying, well, let's do it. Is he saying that to his wife? Because isn't the clip the context? He's like, you know, like you say to your wife, your girlfriend. So he's just dropping the hard R around his wife all the time.

Well, he learned not to now. Right. She told him. Yeah, there must have been at least twice. It's a little dicey. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't laugh the first time.

He was like, oh, we'll get him next week. And then she said, is that nice? Yeah. Is that nice? Yeah. Is that nice? Yeah. Yeah. All right. So this one's posted by Hbandiet.

It's called Lift Drivers. Probably in the category of don't matter. This is a very good clip. Oh, my God. I think I told you guys this story of how there was a guy you guys were like feuding with who's like a wrestler, who's a comic. Brendan Shaw. Brendan Shaw. A wrestler. Yeah, who's a comic brendan shaw brendan a wrestler yeah he's a fighter a fighter and i i had never heard of any of this but a lift driver

i took this lift driver one night picked me up it's funny funniest dude i've ever met in my life it was me what's up man like doing that like holy shit i can't believe it so i was like oh what's up man he's like yo yo yo I was raised on mad TV I was fucking raised on mad TV just fucking super excited about mad TV

and he's like yo you know what's going on with Bobby Lee and I was like no he's like oh man he's in this fucking fight

with this guy and he was telling me this story in pieces he's like and this guy man this guy accused him of fucking lying and this guy and he's telling me this story in pieces. He's like, and this guy, man, this guy accused him of fucking lying. And this guy...

And he's telling me this story like while he's going like 70 down to residential neighborhood and he's not using the rear view mirror. He's like, and this guy's not even a real comic. I mean, he's not a comic. He didn't give him a comic like five years ago because he was like Joe Rogan guy. He's like, you like Joe Rogan? I was like, I don't know.

He's like, yeah, well, Bobby Lee and him, he wants a fucking Bobby Lee. And he's like Joe Rogan guy. He's like, you like Joe Rogan? I was like, I don't know. He's like, yeah, well Bobby Lee and him, he wants a fucking Bobby Lee and he's gonna go on a show. It was like this guy gave me this fucking, it was amazing. Wow. Crazy that that guy and Ike Barinholtz

don't know that they're talking to literally the general, the guy behind the whole Reddit. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah. He's so smart. Yeah. I don't, I don't know how he does it.

Well, I heard that Bobby Lee's the one that started the subreddit, right? Exactly. They have shop had 300 pages of evidence that all got suppressed. Yeah. I heard it from shop. How did that, how did it get done? I don't know. Yeah.

Probably Bobby Lee's genius computer skills ever heard of it. Oh, dude. No, the dark web, dude, the dark web. You're right. The dark web tour back channels. He did get this the VI, the VPN. It's a lot of you can read about this. He changed it, so it's not his location, but then there was one. It's a lot of, you can read about this. They, he changed it. So it's not his location,

but then there was one, it was his location. And then the email, it had tiger belly email on the email. So like it was from tiger belly. So, and Bobby Lee, if we,

if we have anybody that's an Uber driver or Lyft driver, if you get any celebrity in any facet, please tell them about the Brendan Shop. That would be hilarious. I want all of them to know. Also, I want everyone to comment that I was that Lyft driver. I want to hear everyone being like, I was the Lyft driver.

All right, this next one's posted by All I Do Is Lie To You. It's called Adult Video Preferences. Let's see here. Yeah, I don't want a backstory to my pornos like i don't need uh no no i don't need mtvs on plugged no no no no no no no no no no i fast forward to all the highlight reel ladies and gentlemen yeah just just give me the nitty gritty that's right now what gets you going is big cannon number one cannon. Big digs is what he said. Yeah, dude. Interesting.

You like digs in your porn, B? I mean, he likes big digs in his porn. I guess it's so hard to tell where the bit begins and ends with Shaw. That's why he's one of the best, dude. Yeah. He's Andy Kaufman when it comes to dig jokes, for sure. Black belt in dig jokes, B. Need a big cannon?

And one that's bigger than you. I said, well, you ain't that straight. And I'm a straight man. But unless there's a big old cannon, I don't like it. Well, I had to like it. I was giving a comment. If it's two females, they're scissoring. What?

Does nothing for me. Nothing, nothing at all. I might as well watch Planet Earth. I'll go right to sleep. If it's two females, dude, I will pass that so fast. I know. Some guys are into it. I need no straight guy.

I need a guy who's... No straight guy. It's impossible that a straight guy could be into lesbian porn. There's no way. Why would a gay guy be into that? That makes no sense. That's the least sense i've ever heard him make the idea of a gay man watching two women yeah have sex being turned on by that somehow that's

i don't get it that's what oh really dude what we're under an ocean of lesbian porn and i'm gay i'm gay this is my son we both watch straight porn none of this lesbian stuff i mean i understand not wanting to watch lesbian porn but i don't see how that would make you gay if i told you i was a horny man would you be wanting i mean wanting to why i'm getting confused now he's just messing with my head. If I told you I needed dicks in my porn, would you believe me? He's not like Morpheus there. I have a big dick and a small, a small dick.

Which one do you choose? Which one do you choose? There's an ocean of eight inches under our feet. You never watched a, like a nature documentary and got horny. Has it ever happened to you? I don't think so. Yeah.

I mean, no. I just finished Chimp Empire, and I was like, it's busting at the seams. Great show. Yeah. Never got hired from it. No, I know. I was joking, but I figured.

Yeah. It's way more muscular. No straight guy. Dude, if there's not a wiener involved. Hey, bro. Here's what I need. Here's what I need. I need a guy who's got a better body than me, preferably darker skin, a much bigger

cannon, tattoos, and a girl who probably is similar to what my girl looks like so I can feel bad about myself. No, no, no. I don't like to watch ones that look like my girl. Oh, really? No. Because there's a lot that look like my girl. Like in the porn world, big ass, big titties, small waist. I like to watch ones that look like my girl oh really? no, because there's a lot that look like my girl like in the porn world

big ass, big titties, small waist I like to mix it up why? why are they talking about this? let's see the ending I like to mix it up dude it's weird to talk about porn and then be like

now what I like is a guy. The beginning is talking about the man. And yeah, I mean, don't talk about it at all. Keep it to yourself. Keep it locked away. Shop. I mean, no, listen, don't be a prude. I'm not being a prude.

I just don't want to know. You can talk about porn on airwaves, dude. I'm like the don't talk about porn on airwaves. Yeah, no, I don't think you should. You could talk porn on your waves. You can. I don't want to. You don't want to hear it, but I'll talk about it for days. I did it. I just did

an episode recently where we talked about porn. That's your narrative. It's not a subject. It's not a topic for the podcast. It's like, oh, by the way, this fucking thought came to my head. Do you guys like dicks in your porn? You know, I mean I'm not. I'm not trying to excuse them at all because it doesn't sound like it was a

it sounded like Chin wrote this down and then put it on the board was like porn talk. You know what I mean? Which is like they're great writing and editing. It's nothing. Thick Boy has so many people working. They're going to come up with topics like that. Like talk about the kind of porn you like. And I'm sure there's probably like 20 clips of them

already saying almost exactly that verbatim. There's only a thousand comedians that can do it, but there's way more than a thousand people that worked. I think one time in their life. All right, this one's a little long, so if it's blockbuster, we could click out of it be,

but it's posted by Seaworth. I see worthiness to five one seven. It's called Dave and Gareth from the dollop talking about Scoob. Wait, did I miss something? Talking about Shab and his subreddit. I saw Scoob. Let's see. Are we

talking spinoff? It's like the fighter and the kid. Which, by the way, that whole world is just if people don't know if people don't salty crew what's that like uh thick boy studios with sauce on it was it worth pausing for that i couldn't help myself i don't know what fighter and the kid is it's brian callen and um is is it Brian shop? It's Brandon shop.

Um, and Brian is a comedian that I've known for years. Uh, he was on, uh, mad TV. He's been kicked around for, but you know,

some really serious rape allegations. Oh yeah. Um, yeah. Pretty, pretty, I thought he was going to say a really good comedian, but he said it's pretty serious. Our word.

Oh, man. Let's see. Substantially, you know, opening shut case kind of like in the L.A. Times. Many, many sexual assault allegations. Yes. Oh, also, too, Ali, I never really kept up with all that. I didn't. Oh, what happened with Brian?

I don't know the severity of stuff. Yeah. We should probably look into that off camera. Oh, whoops. Let's see. Yeah, he did it.

He did it. And then he went away for a little bit and now he's back on a podcast. He barely went away. Yeah. He barely went. He's doing shows. He got married because all these guys, when they've accused of sex crimes,

they immediately get married. Comedians. I mean, and then, and now he's doing shows he got married because all these guys when they're accused of sex crimes they immediately get married uh comedians i mean and then uh and now he's he's on with a ex cage fighter guy who decided to get into comedy brennan shob who's really dumb like a level i know that we're like very well versed in everything you know what i mean we've been doing this for however many episodes 64 64 episodes or something, but it always make me laugh when somebody's like a wrestler or a cage fighter. Yeah, it's nobody knows who you are be. It's shocking to me that he doesn't

know. Yeah, I'm like getting kind of I'm getting a little angry watching it. I'm like, how do you not know this? I want to realize I'm crazy. I want to hear somebody say like, yeah, Brian counts doing a podcast with that one street performer guy. It just gets worse and worse. It's like somehow I like that sign twirler, dude.

You're like, well, he's not a sign twirler. He's had some success. Yeah. Brian Collins got a podcast with that plumber guy. I like how this guy is all like, um, uh, what's your McCall? The dollop guy. Now I'm doing it. What they write or left the right is that's Gareth Reynolds Now I'm doing what they did. The right or left?

The right is, that's Gareth Reynolds, and then this is the writer. What's his name? I don't know. See, I know who they are. Yeah. Dave Anthony. So Dave Anthony has all these books, and he has a hat and a bunch of merch he's plugging,

and then this guy has nothing. It's like that guy makes way more money, you know, than the other guy doing that. He's a little different. Well, you're a numbers guy. I'm a numbers guy. I'm counting. Also, too, when you realize it's a podcast,

audio is king. So, you know, some people aren't going to listen. They're probably listening. They're not like us. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm a little dumb. You rarely witness.

And they do a podcast together and it is. So now there is a a dog it is what you can't like you can't make me uh you know uh let's say orange chicken without the orange sauce you know what i mean you got to tell me the podcast is terrible or is amazing like i want to know what the ending of that sentence was yeah yeah and i mean if you're gonna say all that other stuff about brian you won't say what you think about the podcast? Yeah.

A little weird. He's in training right now. He's new to PFJ. That's true. We have to keep that in mind. A group that is dedicated to this podcast, and I think it started at...

Homeless cats. Homeless cats. I think it started at... Yeah. They call themselves the homeless cats. Hilarious. They call themselves

homeless cats. He knows the name. He knows that there's a Reddit, and he knows what the people on Reddit call themselves, but he doesn't know shop. That's awesome. That is so, oh,

damn, dude. It's must shop catches a lot of heat. I think you're mixing it up, but that is hilarious. Isn't that, no, isn't that what he's just the guy on the right?

Didn't know Brendan's name. The guy on the left did. Oh, Gareth. Okay. Okay. Fair enough. the left did. Oh, Gareth knew. And they started out, I think it started out just a regular subreddit about a podcast and it's been completely taken over

and now it's just all people talking shit. And there are tons of people in there grabbing clips and putting them up and you're just like, you can't believe how dumb this shit. Well, now they've also, there's so much D'Elia stuff now too.

Yeah. Now Chris D'Elia is also. That leaks into it. Chris D'Elia is on a second podcast with Shob, with the Eric Griffin. I feel like I'm watching a homie's two grandparents talk about this. Yeah. You know what I mean?

It's great. This is like grandparents talk about this. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's great. This is like when we first started. Yeah. We were trying to figure it out by talking it out with each other. They're going to be like, well, they're older than us, but somehow they're us in like the past. Bizarro. Gerardo and Brendan.

They sit there and they do stuff. The best one the other day was they always say like hey bring up the YouTube clip and then they show it on the screen and they're looking at it and the top one is about how he's a rapist it's the documentary about D'Elia's

the documentary that just you know he just ignores it and you're like no go to the top one he's like he's like google not youtube google google google and they keep it in and they keep it in great observation yeah the editing is terrible everyone that does podcast

knows that you edit this kind of stuff out especially if you're trying to not address it on the show at all also shout out to Kyle Anderson great guy never met him let's see that's not even what we're going to talk about. But that, that shit is so crazy. Um,

that's so good. Everybody should, everyone should jump into it. Cause it's, uh, it's amazing. It's really, it's really fun.

It's a community. It's just, it's endless. It's an endless source of amusement. I sent Garrett like five the other day. I was like, look at this one. I think the hardest I've heard you laugh was after the Bobby Lee thing where

they sort of said that it's, it's, I can't even begin to explain, but it was the episode following that where, where they basically threatened Bobby Lee. They, they decided that was the hardest you've ever that yeah it was something like that they they kind of sure they threw their cia contacts yeah and they and they had a guy

sending information about bobby lee and and the guy and there was no who is this person sending the information they just, it's real. And now they're calling a comedian a pedophile, even though he's not doing it. It's just Bobby Lee. And it went to the craziest place. It was also basically about how a lot of the stuff that was being said about their show was coming from Bobby Lee's house like through metadata from his house

I'm laughing that was like our third episode was when that happened actually we listened to the Tiger Belly where Shaub went on and then we listened to Fighter and Belly where Schaub went on, and then we listened to Fighter and the Kid the week after that. Yeah.

And it was amazing. It is podcasting at its finest. Yeah, you just saw Black Belt on podcasting do his thing, guys. Welcome to Change. Yes. Great additions, Dave and Gareth. Yeah, pay Gareth a little more, Dave. needs some stuff got a blue yeti microphone all right this next one's posted by all i do is lie to you it's called canceled an entire euro tour for this irreplaceable level of participation in

the baseball camp he's all nervous and i think it's good for him. I go to drop him off at camp this morning and all the kids, because they're on like travel teams and like all baddies and seven through 10, but you see all the kids like playing together. I took a picture of Santa Brana. I go, I call this picture the loneliest boy in the world because all the kids are out there playing.

He's in the dugout just with his glove and no one's talking to him. I was like, Oh no. But I went through that. I'm like, I can't be like, Hey tiger, meet whatever, you know? So I just had I'm like, I was like, Oh no. But I went through that. I'm like, yeah, I can't be like, Hey tiger, meet whatever,

you know? So I just had to leave him. I was like, Oh no. Age of seven. Like my son, he's a baller. He's getting good.

But then Matt Kemp's son is there. I tell him, I just put blockers on. I tell him, don't look over here. No, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, even after all the training, what does it say? My entire summer is dedicated to this little dude and his dreams of making his local baseball team rescheduled. All comedy touring didn't cancel.

So don't worry. So I didn't miss one day of baseball camp. My little man finished his camp today. Today he went five for five and came in second for MVP. Tryouts are in three weeks. Let's go. Yeah. I mean,

I have more faith in a jobs kids than he does. They're, they're, uh, the, they're the children of, uh, an athlete and a fitness influencer.

Yeah. I mean the, why, why can't they be good at really good at baseball? Let's see. I think there's going to be a surprise ending. I don't know what it's going to be. Okay.

I don't know. I didn't know that was a reference to just be normal is that what she said yeah whatever yeah i think that was the last clip there was this other one about uh dalia that's a movie trailer do you want to watch it or no no it's uh you know you know you know the dalia story dude yeah you already know but shout out julian calabasas for that one i watched the whole thing right now i thought it funny, but it's just like kind of might get gadooshed and also kind of, yeah, dicey dicey.

Well, anyways, that's our show. Thanks. Also shout out to this Latino film group called dicey media. I met them today. That's hilarious. Yeah.

You can't write this shit, dude. They literally called it that cats everywhere. Cats everywhere. Cats don't even know their cats yet. Check us out on Patreon, but have a great day. Bye.