10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub is ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE | 10 Minutes of Schaub #177

Episode Date: September 28, 2026

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Welcome back to 10 minutes of shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, during the Patreon, join the Discord, during the Reddit. If you want early access of this show, absolutely, subscribe to the Patreon because that's what we got going there. Poppy, what are you doing, bro? You got to be quicker on there.

That's what I say, yeah. I mean, I'm one of the slowest on the draw and all in the West. But you didn't even press one that exists. And another one. Oh, yeah, there we got one. Gerardo's doing a thing where you got to be

okay for 30 days he's wearing only shop clothing to see if it has any effect on his life. Yeah. And so he wears it to work and how far are you into it? Dude so far I lost both my jobs and my girl has

left me and what's the other thing? I forget the other thing but it's not going good but it gets dark before the summertime. You know? Okay. You're waiting for a turnaround. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. But anyways, that's not why they're here, though, right?

No, that's not at all. I think they're here to watch them as a shop. Start the timer. Plitching clip. All righty then. We got a post from Nano-Argon. Zestiest violent Hobbit Man. Let's see what this is about.

Is this just the same clip we watched like a couple months ago? You know, it very much could be because it looks very familiar to me. Let's see. Dicey, nicey. If I look like a violent person, You know, if I didn't know me, just even the way I'm built. Not even just the working out part, just the size of my hands. And like there's the width of my shoulders.

Like there's most likely a lot of violence in my history, in my past, in my ancestry. I think there's certainly some genetic violence in me. The difference between what's on screen and what's being said. Man, I know we've talked about what he looked like. back then, but wow. Yeah. That's crazy. He's got like lipstick on it, looks like.

Yeah. A makeup lady went to town on him. Look, and he's also doing that thing that Shob talks about putting his hand on his chest, dude. He's like a sign of the redacted army, like a Luminati, but redacted. That's true. He does have big shoulders, though, dude. Dude, giving me. So that's true.

I guess that makes me a big old pussy. I like that he's behind, in front of pizza. Yeah. It's kind of like an ode to what is to come on the thick boy network. The flappers. And floppers too. I never forget. All right.

Let's see what else we got here. Okay, that's a promotion. This is Whitney Cummings. Dude, the clips from this episode are just horrendous, dude. Really? You've seen a bunch? Shout out, which one is it? Is it American Redact or podcast cringe that made a video about this?

That's social media. This isn't real. It's so great. dude. Dazzling Rabbit 633 says Whitney gets 2 million views bots on her pod but can't get half a mill guesting on the biggest platform

in the world. You know what I say to that? That's the narrative. What do you say? Good. Yeah, dude. You know, people are over Whitney, I think. I think she might be on the way out. It's talking about watching the Eagles play. Can I be honest, dude? I don't think she is ever anything, dude.

It's all fake. It's fuck the, it's the government trying to fool us into thinking that she's something big. She's not. Let me finish, dude. Yeah. She sucks always. I've never seen one thing good of hers. The government's involved?

Siam. Yeah. Okay. The government has to be involved. When it's this high up, you're on Joe Rogan, dude. There's only like 250 people that I've ever done that. Democrat, Republican together? Yeah.

It's a bipartisan, like, co-op for sure. Oh, yeah? I'm driving my son to baseball practice. I'm listening to your podcast talking about this while I'm driving my into baseball practice? I don't know. Dude, I'll be back on... What?

I was never... I was going to say a joke where I'm on Danny Bongino's side on any time. I've never been on his side. Yeah, he stinks. I'll be back on his side if he starts talking shit

about Wendy Cummings, dude. Hmm. Yeah, I mean, it'd be worth anybody talking, like having a whole video on one comedian and how they hate them, I'm kind of on their side. Yeah.

And I know that's a sickness in my brain. Yeah. But I like it even when I like the comedian that's kind of interesting. In fact, I might even like him more, when I like the comedian because then it makes me mad.

Yeah. Remember that one drunk guy that watched us? Do you remember that? Yeah. There was like a drunk dude that was trying to watch our show and comment on our show, but he was too drunk to even say anything and it was just sad. It was sad, yeah. And he had like 10 views.

Like it made me feel like we suck because nobody's watching somebody watches, dude. Well, I was like, you know, in a way we've made it because somebody was actually watching that, you know, we got a commentary channel. Shout out to that guy. Hope he's okay. But it doesn't seem to last long because. I mean, that guy seems like he's headed to rehab. Yeah.

You know, there's no Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee is one of my closest friends. He comes out of, Daddy, you're a little older now. He comes out of rehab and he's a huge fan of ours. That's good. That's balloon fart. He was talking shit about us and then now he's a huge fan. Never, Daddy.

All right, let's see what else we got here. We got another Icarus lives. What happens next part 13? Like Icarus live for these. I haven't seen this one yet. Let's see here. What happens next? Is it twist off?

No. 10-7 bottle, 10-7-shop. I don't even understand the reference, but I'm certain it's 10-7-shop. No, it's 10-7 bottle. What's the reference? The bottle wins. Like, it's a 10-7 round. Oh, fuck, dude.

Yeah. Okay. So you're good at this. Yeah, let's see. I always been a boxing guy. Let's see. Hey, boss, do they have a bottle opener? Someone has a bottle opener.

Out of this group. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm part of this. That's the worst thing that happens, dude. When you fucking... Does that make sense? Yeah, somebody and they go, it's twist off. There's nothing worse than that.

He's definitely doubling, yeah. And it's happened to all of us. Yeah, it's a con... Yeah, this is not weird. It's... You made a mistake. You didn't twist hard enough. Pause.

I am light as shit, Dallas. Yeah. Oh my God, I thought that was shorter. But the weird part about it is not laughing at it yourself. Does he? Yeah, you should laugh at yourself a little bit. We want to rewind to see. No, well, we're not done yet.

No, right. Does he stand corrected or double down? He doubles down. He doubles down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Really? No, there's no way. Try twisting it off, though.

Let me see it, Doug. Oh, no. Oh, there's nice. Yeah. No. Why? Oh, you made it so much worse. Yeah, the other guy do it for you?

Let me see it, Doug. Oh, my God. It's so funny how fast it just it. Oh, man. Is that what the group beer is called or whatever's dad dads? All right. If he is just any other customer, he's so fun. He's a customer?

Oh, blimp. Yeah, blimp, yeah. he's so fuck he's a glimpse on the radar we went not redacted enough should have got more redacted I was thinking I was like this is not the blimp on the radar post but I followed you

I was like I was like I was like Gerardo seems confident on this one glimpse on the radar huh that's a good one let's see I was dude when I found out my my dad was at my grandma's house my aunt calls me and goes

Edgar. I'm like, oh, fuck. Maybe he's dead or something. And the whole way down from Hollywood to Orange County, I'm not going to give him any shit. We're going to start over. We're going to fucking make this good. I'm not going to give him any shit.

Baba kills the vibe. Yeah, Baba kills the vibe. Let's see. Fuck that 240 ZX. Is he still alive? No, he's dead. He has to. to say something. He's got to put something in. No, he's dead. You know, he's going to,

that's how he ruins stuff. But a little bit of this energy at the beginning of that clip. Dude, dude, puppy. What are you doing, bro? Is that the guy? Is Eddie Bravo the guy that told him that? The date Latinos? Oh, you're probably right. Who knows? And then he acts like he's his best friend. My best friend told me to, dude, I hope you, have you seen this next post? Oh, yeah. I haven't watched it, but I saw it pop up. And I was like, oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. Shout out to old Barney, dude. One of our guys, he says clip inspired

by the boys at Timo's. Oh, I didn't see that part. I just saw the title. Yeah, dude. Shout out to him. I would like a series of these, old Barney, if you're watching. You know what I mean? Old Barney, old boy, dude, you can go further and further with this. Yeah, bring it back to the old days of Changs where there were series and parts of things.

Yeah. I think the Godzilla thing is still going on. I like that. You know, that's social media. This isn't real. Let's see. When storage units are abandoned. In the great state of Texas, the treasures within. So neat.

Are put up for option. Man, that's good, dude. It's like it's just enough. It's quick and sweet. Very funny. So, yeah, I think I keep going. I think here's what I envision, dude. obviously great work.

You know what I mean? I'm not asking for my dish to get remade. No, you know what I mean? Yeah. If you want some pico de gallo or something like this, dude, what do you should do? Because I saw the comments to this. And it wasn't my original idea.

But when I read the comments, it'd be so funny if they open up the storage unit and it's shopping, they're going, call the lady. Cinn, call the lady about the noise. Dude, that'd be so funny. Yeah, that's a good one. Shout out to you.

Sir. Old Barney. Let's see here. What do we got next? We have a post from one usual 4460. Me and Joe Tog every day and twice on Sundays. He knows I can't podcast today because Denver and Bronco have baseball. Oh, so it's Bradley Cooper and Brian Kellen with Joe Rogan.

So Rogies didn't want... Oh, they're shop. Yeah. He didn't want shop anywhere near Bradley Cooper. Yeah. He can't have him next to somebody that important. be. It's crazy how they invited Brian and Joanna. That's so weird. Wow. Be cool, dude. I guess she's really trying to promote that podcast. Bradley Cooper will do anything to Shilla's a comedy movie. Have you

seen it? No, I refuse to watch it until the comic tells me like, oh, go see that. You know? Yeah. No comics have been told me to go see is this thing on. Yeah, and I haven't heard much about it yet, but I kind of want to see it. I'm intrigued. I rather watch Hamid it twice. And it was great. Definitely. It's also a very thick boy, you know. Centric. Yeah, thick boy inspired.

Yeah. There's a lot of talk on our Discord about the Shob podcast. What is it, the Jojo podcast, dude? Oh, yeah. They want us to get the chairs and recreate her studio in my apartment. That's kind of funny. I didn't know that. Yeah.

I guess I missed that. But, yeah, no, I mean, look, don't tempt me with a good time. Don't tell me to fuck my way out of room. I'll fucking buy all. that shit and put it right here. That'd be so funny if we do it the same week they release their first episode and we're already. When's that going to be? I mean, if we're prepared, it could be any day now, you know? Yeah. We should get a clock, a countdown clock for when JoJo comes out. Yeah, there's some sick little renditions of like the neon sign that says like Jojo Tweedies or

some shit like this. Yeah, send us a Jojo sign. We'll put it up. Oh, no, they made it already. I'm telling you there's, I'm not making this up. This already. Yeah, yeah. People want us to create Jojo's set in here. We got to get a Pio, well, or an address you can send it to. We'll leave comments. Let us know if you want to get those chairs. And then Brendan will have a field day. Let's see here.

Oh, shit. Let's see here. This is posted by appropriate duty, 930. Them clown shoes, be. Sorry, I'm still getting over being sick. Look at that painting. Is that like Joe Rogan has a third eye? Or is that another guy?

I mean, I would be disturbed if, Imagine you're like homies with somebody, never been to their apartment. And then one day they're like, oh, I mean, if you want to come over, you could see it or whatever. And then you walk in, that's the first thing you see. Regardless of like Joe Rogan's a person or anything. Yeah. Just that on the wall kind of be like, oh, are you Scientologist? Are you saying, you have just that painting itself?

Yeah, no, no. It's not even the person that are going over there. It's just this painting is jarring. I don't think it's very good. Yeah. Let's see the shoes, the clown shoes. shoes. I guess because they're big?

When I first saw this post, I'm like, that's not that bad. Yeah, they don't really look that crazy, but I think what they're saying is he's doing the Lvivik Ramoswami thing where they're too big, you know? Like he wears bigger shoes than... That's so pathetic. Yeah. I saw, there's a picture of...

Because he's wearing dress pants, and they're like up to here. So you can see that he wears shoes that are two or three sizes too big. That's bad. Anyways, look at this. look how short they are, dude. Who's taking the picture and why are they doing them this dirty? If that is supposed to be Rogan,

it kind of looks like Billy Zane to me. Oh, this guy. Yeah, that guy. Or like an Iranian Joe Rogan. Hmm. Yeah, it doesn't look like, I mean, it's probably Rogan. And it's probably this lady that did it. She's an artist, B.

I don't know who that is. Me neither. I'll tell you what, she dressed like an artist today. All righty. An artist I want a fuck. This is posted by Selected Tom streaming on TikTok to 20 people. Oh my God.

There's a time way back when I did a live on this channel about Eric Griffin's dreams when Charlie Kirk was rudely assassinated. And he was not too pleased. Wait, you did a commentary on him talking about Charlie Kirk? Yeah. Oh, okay. He was pissed off.

Yeah. Spicy. Yeah, he got pretty spicy. And he's not very good at the game. I'm surprised that Eric is a gamer. I wouldn't have thought of that as like a thing that he does. He's a grifter. So, yeah.

He got to try. And that's like when you're trying out stuff and you're him, I would be like, video games? You want me to? All right. Yeah. I guess so. Maybe if Brian Callan playing video games. She's getting beaten and madden.

Yeah. They're calling him all sorts of names. and shit. Are you kidding me, dude? Like, Kaisenat type streams, Brendan Schaub being Kisenet. Are you kidding me? This is what we need in our lives. Yeah, Brendan would be more fun to watch play video games because obviously he would get frustrated. He'd lose. He'd cheat. He'd like, oh, there's a glitch in the game. Like, I'm not winning. He'd lick his shoe. Yeah, he'd do weird stuff like that. Like, during, yeah, he'd do all the same things that he does in his normal podcast, but he'd be playing Crash Bandicoot.

It would be funny to watch Brendan Like with the old games You know how you had to like blow on the Yeah The cartridge To try and fix and stuff Fix the games He's like is this PS5

He's holding Super Nintendo Yeah I want to see him streamed dude Me too This is posted by Crosherry Juice If Stinky Feet were a person Oh Dikadoosh Fuck yeah

Fuck yeah On Skate That's a horrible choice and everything about that is bad. He's like, he's trying to look a cavemanish or something. I don't think he's trying, Doug. Yeah, he just is. Yeah.

The mustache is a choice. I guess Schultz inspired. It's a rough look. Prison. I mean, dude, that's why I wear my Drive Fast Doggass hat. I don't want to be seen with my hair out. This is your first day of prison and your, choosing which gang to be in.

But not, you're looking at this guy and you go, oh, should I be in his gang? Well, he looks like he'll murder me if I don't join. Yeah. You look at the prison. Oh, my God, I didn't know it was this bad. These guys in here look fucked up. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

You ask him, you go, how long have you been in prison thinking he's going to say seven to ten, maybe longer? and he goes two months. You're like, oh my God. Does that make sense? Please, let me out. Oh, no, I'm going to get fucked up.

I don't want to look like that. He does look like a cop. Or that too, yeah. He looks like a fucked up cop. This is a cop that puts you in jail for too long, dude. The cop that shoots John Bernthal in the back for drug money. Yeah. Let's see what else.

we got. Kabib Time posted this one. How? Free Burt. Yeah, I don't know why they keep giving him shit. This isn't real, is it? Oh, I don't know. That's a good question.

I got real scared right now. You always got to ask. Driving my son to baseball practice. Keep talking. I think it's probably, oh, wait, but that's not, oh, that's an actress, that Arden Mirren, a comedian, I think.

Okay, yeah, it's not real. No, it could be, Because someone's playing his wife. Okay, keep talking. I don't think that neither of those two people deserve a shot, really. I don't think. I mean, he's not funny. She's not funny.

Oh, my God, it's real. Yeah, yeah, it's an actress. Oh, my God, it's real. I wonder what Free Bird is about. There's no way. Why? I don't know why Netflix does this kind of stuff. They're, they maybe have, they have to.

They're being forced to by some evil hand or Joe Rogan, the podcast, are the podcast kings. Joe Rogan said, get burn a show. And then they did. All right. Well, hopefully this doesn't get good-dush. We're going to watch this.

If you, if it skips here, it'll be on the Patreon version. But we need to watch this. This whole shirtless thing. Where does it come from? It's like freedom and fun and middle finger to the world.

I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. All I'm asking is for me to be. Why is it not going full screen? That's so annoying right now. This whole shirtless thing. Right does it come from. bro. It's like freedom and fun and middle finger to the world.

I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. All I'm asking is... That comedy club was called The Nut House. Did you see that? Yeah, I did. Freedom and fun and middle finger to the world. I'm so jealous. I want to perform at the Nut House. Yeah.

It's funny that he's doing the same thing in the TV show that he does on stage. It doesn't get worse than that. He kind of looks like a turkey or something. This is how you know there's too much. There's bureaucracy in Hollywood, dude. It's like they agreed to this four years ago. And it's just coming out now.

You know? Like, Byrd is at the lowest he's been on this superstar totem pole. There's no way this does well, right? I don't think so. Maybe the Netflix executives have so much money they're doing this just to laugh at Bert. They're having a good time. Oh, yeah. Oh, that seems hilarious.

They're all cooked out. Dude, dude, dude, dude. He looks like a rotissory chicken. Oh, he's humping the air again. Let's see. Fuck what anyone thinks. All I'm asking is when you to behave like a normal person. Maybe live life with your shirt on.

Honey, but we need to fit in at this school. We might have to up our game. Who's this bitch? As Christian Vanderzaa, funny match around as a joint. Hi. Some hot gossip going around about you. What are you talking about? My daughter just transferred into Barclage, eighth grade.

Walk right in the hands. My end job, 17. That was extremely triggering. I feel violated. You crossed a line with your big, fat mouth. Headmaster's office, suspension. Our daughter hate you. And the pig requires a little lipstick.

What do the fuck sign that? Shut the fuck up, Ila. Money moves, money made. Intention never late. What it takes to be great. First and foremost, oh, so long for the way I behave. It's so funny. I grew up in a trailer

the same size as this. Why is that funny? The irony. You started this. It's up to me to finish it. Or finish him, whatever you prefer. I prefer neither of those. They might not see the little facade,

but I do. You're going to go down. What are you thinking? So boring. Yeah. Just so boring. This is like if you put Bert in, what is that one HBO called,

the ephanasia or something? Euphoria. Euphoria? Yeah. That's funny. Brooke Kreisher and euphoria. The kids are okay because he's done all the drugs. There's no more drugs for them to take.

They're like, I would get high, but Bert did it already. I guess we'll go to school and learn. Looks like Rue's going to live. Yeah, Rue lives because she takes one look at Burt without a shirt on and thinks, I've got to get my life there. That's where you turn out to be. That's funny to me because I stand by this. The machine was not bad.

the machine. Weevils and two. Sorry. That's social media. Sorry, that hurts your feelings. Where's pussy one? Oh, yeah, this one. I guess that makes me a big old pussy.

I enjoy the machine. Oh my God, let's finish this. Down in flames. This was your idea. Don't run away from it. You run right to fuck at it. This is the change I needed. And it's long overdue.

This is who I am now. I fucking love you! I fucking love you! I hate the music, too. I hate the music, too. I hate how show... It's so hacky. Yeah. It's doing the same thing that other shows do.

Yeah. It reminds me of Cutter's stupid trailer he did. Remember? He was like, but did, jit, jit, jit. But anyways, way too inside. Sorry. Yeah, that was bad. Oh, so I guess it is real, dude.

That's real. Sad. Wow. I thought for sure this was a Photoshop when I saw it earlier in the week. not to be politically funny Trump comes out. He's like, look, I told you liberals are ruining America. Okay, Bert has a show.

Another show on Netflix. I didn't do that. Okay? If they let Paramount or whatever it is by Netflix, you wouldn't see this. Okay, that's Nancy Pelosi, Hakeem, Jeffries, and all those people. Yeah, dude, that's rough. I don't understand why we allow this to happen. Spicy.

The next one's posted by Big. battle 9 416 Mrs. Shlubb needs to work on her social media Photoshop skills. That's that made me laugh. Why is, is it bad Photoshop? No, I just, I mean, that's what the idea is. I guess it's fake.

She's photoshopving yourself into the gym maybe. I don't know how you can tell that, but it's just the idea of someone doing that and make you laugh. Cool gym. Coolest gym I've ever been to go to visit my got to visit my first forum fam in St. Louis today. They paid her 20 bucks to do this.

Probably. To Photoshop. So she spent three hours photoshopping her into this thing for 20 bucks. Good for you, good for your Jojo. Let's see here. That Ninja 11, when she catches you looking for Addies and Baddies.

Let's see without sound because it's going to be just annoying music. They do the same thing, I believe. He looks so redacted. What is the sound on here? Let's see here. Yeah, see, it's another rednecky song. All right. Well, at least they're killing it.

Oh, I bet Mr. Whole Foods. My bad. Dana White's mom posted this one. Leaving Bapa's circle really is the key to success. Mm-hmm. I don't know if you know what this is. One of our guys. Mark Harley in an ASAP Rocky video.

Oh, wow. He's blowing up, fam. Yeah. It is probably the best thing to ever happen to him is leaving the story. Shabverse. He didn't know it at the time and no one ever knows it. It's hard. It hurts, you know, to leave something like that. But then once the dust settles, you know, and you can see the forest through the trees. You're Netflix, Papa. Yeah. Let's see what else we

got here. Why does Bapa continually call out Brock Lesnar's daughter posted by attorney only 833? Doing it again. Shaw brings up Brock Lesnar's daughter. I don't know if he did it again. Maybe it'll be another post on here. Okay. Wake up, babe. Joe Rogan just debuted and you fake laugh. Oh, no.

Let's see. Having a conversation about being in the present moment and we're like, wait, you didn't record that. Yeah. Gagga, gaga, gaga. I was being so present. Damn it. I have to. That sounds like my gagga, gaga, yeah.

It sounds like a baby, a grown baby. Attorney only 833 posted this. We're like, wait, you didn't record that. Yeah. Yeah, gagetagga. We gave up on that. We got to give the sound of that. That's the new to present.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You just got to do that when you're talking to Whitney coming. She's so unfunny, force yourself to say, do something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish I could do that every time you talked. Yeah, g, g, g, g, g, g, g, g, I can't even do it.

Let's see what else we got. Matt 180x, BGL, talking to squire. world's in the Mercury Insurance commercial. Wow, he's just killing it, dude. He's everywhere, man. He's a hardworking guy. I think it's so funny that he is literally like for a commercial actor, he's doing amazing. And he's perfect for it. Yeah, I know that. I'm not goodishing him at all. He's the right guy to do it. But it's so funny that he comes from the Bapaverse. Yeah. I mean, well, he was wasting his time in that shit. And now he's out there doing this guy. It was built for it to be goofy dude and commercials. I love it. Yeah. You know that Bapa uses that too, right?

Oh, yeah. He's like, oh, he launched Mark's career. Yeah. Like he does everybody. Yeah, he started Mark's career. He's probably talking about it to this day. Without mentioning all the bad stuff. Yeah. He's like, if you want to intern here, you know, this guy did it for him. He's, he's already, he was in ASEB Rocky's music video recently. He does that for all these people that hate him. Yeah. They meet those, the new interns meet, uh, Malick or, Mark Harley and they go, oh, so you start, just like me, I started, we're shot and they're like, you got to get out of there. Get out of there now.

I did think it was weird. He kept making me like pick up as plastic solo cups. His nicotine pouches. Let's see here. Are you Saudi Arabian? This is posted by Hater 990 VR. Wannabe white nationalist gets questioned about his race. is that shop?

I think so. I think you just asked him. Are you Saudi Arabian? I don't know. Dude, if you grew... Zoom in to? Yeah, that's, let me actually... That's not Photoshop?

No, it's a real photo. You do actually have that look. You're the same color. Are you in the Eastern or all? I don't think so, man. We can get you an ancestry test. I know. This might be your...

I'll rock one of those... Oh, dude. Oh, that's pretty great. That's awesome. It's so close to him. It does look like shop, dude. dude the fucking saddie poppy Brendan Shaw

that's Brendan Shaw that's sick that's Brendan Shah that's Brendan well the Shah's Iran Shah's Iraqah Shah's Iraqabar but that's that's Christ

I like that thank you Brendan Shaw that's dude Akabar Farsi Poppy Shalala Akabar that's not even how you say it well like you know

don't go too far because remember we found out in the last episode Joe Rogan's going to become a Muslim soon. Yeah. Let's see here. Chin, what happened to you? Posted by entire amphibian 320. Wow. We've seen this one before, though. African-American chin?

Yeah. On skate. It is crazy how much it looks like him. I don't know if he's American, but he is black for sure. Black chin. Black chin, yeah. Black-chin Arab shop. We need these.

This is like the multi-brown. Yeah, this is very important. That's social media. This isn't real. We need Asian Cal and stat. We need Pakistani Beanie Guy yesterday, dude. The Schwab's property taxes alone are $89,000 a year. It's going to be a problem with how the career is on its final legs. You know, let's look at it because it's interesting.

But I do struggle with like real posts like this where there's reality to it. But it's definitely interesting. Yeah. Damn. My God, HOA fees, dude. That's the one thing I love about California is the HOA thing. Kind of non-existent, you know? Yeah, I mean, I've never had a deal with it, obviously.

But I knew like a rich person that had it at their, like a condo or whatever. Yeah. Damn, that's a lot. That's a lot in taxes. I don't even know what that means, honestly. Does that mean that you have to pay $88,000 a year? Yeah. Oh, my God.

Well, I'm homeless then. Yeah. Let's see here. Congrats to the little chambette. Hope she keeps improving. Bapa had to smugly flexing the doctor, though. And a new shabism just dropped, posted by toxoplasmosis.

Let's see what this is about. Therapy, huh? She's going to therapy. Still not walking. I'm like, motherfucker, what are we going to do? And then me and Tyre come back, Billy's chill on the ground.

She's like, fuck it. Boom. And this is just, I was crying while she was. That's my point. music dude she went around 10 times when the living room now she just goes billy walks billy walks she still has to have the uh orthopedics on she just got him today okay but she's fucking cooking buddy incredible that is beautiful i text the doctor and i went two years huh oh man cruz and donnie's a liability there in the way but what he's how proud of you oh buddy that's

Buddy, 2026, only downhill from there. You guys... He always gets me. He always brings up that. Only downhill from here. Only downhill from here. What a saying. What a fucking thing to say, dude.

His brain doesn't work. Yeah. Is he tired? You know, only downhill from here. That's perfect. Buddy, 226, only downhill from here. from there. You guys have gold.

Like, my wife made like a goal board for 2026. Number one was getting Billy to walk. Boom. What an amazing winner. Boom. Everything sucks after that. Yeah.

Only downhill from here. That's so good. It's worth the whole beginning of it. Yeah. What was the title of that one? Did they have anything about the new shop? Congrats to the little chambette. I hope she keeps improving.

Bapa had to smugly flexing the doctor, though. And a new shahzabism just dropped. For me, I love the new Shavas. Only downhill from here when something good happens. That's so good. I mean, flexing on the doctor is also an asshole move. What did he say? He's like, I texted the doctor and said,

two years, huh? With the video of her walking. Yeah, fuck you, doctor. You don't know shit. Weird. Weird move. Let's see here. The doctor's probably just as good as he is at podcasting.

This one's posted by Clint Puller of Chips. Bapa has long for the 70s since just a kid. the decline of America displayed in two pictures of NFL head coaches. Why does Boba do this? He's trying to rogan it, but then somebody puts a head over the... Obviously not the original post, but still redacted.

I don't understand it because the Dolphins is really bad. What he's saying... I think what's happening in this, and I could be wrong because, you know, it's Chang's, but I think the original post was... I'm assuming that's Tom Landry. to go out and do a shop and maybe be wrong the Cowboys coach. And then the other guy is the dude that just got fired, I bet, from Miami who dresses

more casual. But the Chang's person put... Yeah, that looks like that's what a show too. But no, they put the head of Shab and the stupid cowboy hat over the Miami guy. I was saying this looks like something Shob would wear. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Definitely.

That's the point. He dresses like this. So what this, the Miami coach looks like he's, wearing diet starts Monday and Shob wears diet starts Monday. Yeah. Shob doesn't dress like a blazer and a tie and a... I can't wait until that error starts. Oh, yeah, that would be great.

Yeah. He, Tob Landry, Shob comes in, dude. Tob. I said, Tob Landry. I don't even know if that was his name. I made it up. Weevil sent two. Let's see.

What's going next? Beautiful Exit 1 posted this one. I'm a murderer B. San Jose Improv, $5 ticket. Ready to laugh till it hurts. Catch the outrage. I mean, that's not really a good one. way of advertising it, dude. I don't want to be hurt at a comedy show.

Dial with Callan. What does he mean? Hurt? How? It's definitely not Colin saying this because it's the improv posting it, but if I was counting, I'd be like, can you not say I'm going to hurt people, please? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The LA Times is reading this too, you know? Oh, fuck. Get your tickets only $5. Yeah. Wow. That's $2 too much. What do you think he's saying about men's thighs right here? That they're, you know, they're big.

Oh, I just want to squeeze you. You know, I saw a guy with thighs. You ever see a guy with thigh? Like actual thighs. Like real thighs. Real ones. I'm like the fucking, look at me. I'm like a baby.

I, I, I can, I can. I want a man with a tater top once a week. I'm the same. What's a we? This one's posted by Chin Minuto.

Let's change the phrase when Hell freezes over to when shop tells the truth. Let's see what this is. This is the smallest video of all time. Pause. Let's see. I'm the, I'm the skinny.

I didn't. It's fantastic. Thanks, brother. It's good whiskey, right? It is fantastic. I'm very proud of you, Brian. Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying?

Oh, yeah. Somebody else made it. Yeah, somebody else designed it. That's fantastic. Oh my God. Stop fucking lying. creating an unbrand that could change and adapt as well as its namesake presented unique challenges. My task was to develop.

Okay. So the person that made it is on their resume, I believe. Wow. Always lying to me. Why? You're lying so much. Why? You're making it hard for me.

Yeah. I actually have been listening to that song nonstop. Not the lying one, but too close by next. Oh, great song. Oh, my God. You know what it's about? Getting a boner. It's just about getting a boner.

dude. Yeah, yeah. What happened to music where we can't just think about getting a boner anymore? Well, it's hacked to say this, but I'll say, when I was a kid, I had no idea. Yeah. And then as I got older, I was like, oh, wow. So this was about getting a boner. Yeah. Great song. She, the girl's like, I feel it poking me and stuff like that. I listened to that as a kid and I was like, didn't even think about it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I feel a poke coming through and he's like, oh, yeah. He's all like, you know it's going to happen, girl. And then she's just like, I feel a boner. And then he's like, you know, it's going to happen because you know songs just repeat themselves we should do that you should do that of the show thing i can't do it now i mean i've been trying oh really like that's why i've been listening to it

but i tried one rmb song and it was very hard that's true the rmb stuff is was difficult if you want to try it or if you want to listen to it it's on the patreon it's uh hey mr dj um but i had a rough time doing that and i gave up halfway because i couldn't hit a note yeah boo i like it is calling. Unique update on lawsuit, court of a, Peels B, posted by Lolo the Rogan. This is definitely eight minutes long,

so we definitely will not watch the whole thing. When did the Gringo Poppy come out? I think he sued me on, like, the day before that came out. So whatever the Gringo Puffy came out, he was a kid. I think it was eight of something. And now he's appealing.

Now you have to remember that last month, In December, Brendan Schaub did a copyright takedown. You know, fancy yourself a fist of cups. It's funny because Thickboy Productions is still real, I guess. You know? Mm-hmm. On two videos I did.

Now, this was weird because we already had a lawsuit. I won. And now we're in the appeals process of that lawsuit. you're not allowed to continue to do copyright take down on ongoing pending litigation. And before anyone says, well, you took his Patreon videos and did long and everything. In the first lawsuit that I won, the examples used by... If like, okay, the voice and unique, I have no problem with unique, But if shop was like, hey, if he showed up here like Ben Affleck in that movie or what's the movie?

Oh, yeah, Ben Affleck in the town. He's like, we got to go somewhere. You can't ask any questions. Just get in the car or whatever. And it was just to go B-Div Unique. I think I'd get in the car. Yeah, there's something I don't like about unique. Yeah.

I don't know what it is. Even though he's nice to us and I feel bad saying it. Yeah. Spicy. I mean, I'm not going to lie to the guy and be like, you're great. Keep doing it. It's just like, it's just like, I, I, And also he's not really demanding, like that I like him more.

It's very low effort quality videos, you know. It creeps me out. I have like five lights, a green screen, three cameras, you know what I mean? This guy's just recording stuff on his phone and recording on the same microphone. So, you know, it's probably a little bit of like envy that I wish I could do that little low effort type, you know, uh, videos on YouTube and be unique, you know, but then you have to be unique. You know what I mean? Well, it's just, is he one of the,

our guys? Because... Unfortunately, yes, he is one of our guys. Well, here's... I'll raise you this then. Because every night, every neat, I am on a conference call with podcast fringe,

elephant graveyard, too lazy to try an American redact. And we talk about... And you're there, obviously. I am not there. You're there. And we talk about the state of comedy and YouTube and all the

very important things. and so one day American Redek was like, should we have unique on this call? And everyone was like, nah. You know, so, all right, that was a bit that I tried. I didn't do very well. I don't want that. Yeah, I mean, I wish I was on the phone with all those guys.

And then if they asked me if a unique should be on the call, be like, yeah, whatever you guys want to do. Because you guys know exactly what to do. You guys are great. If you're the coolest ever, man, like the most he should be on the call. turned into Shob. I would. I would be like Shobd. They're my Joe Rogan. Too lazy to try as my Joe Rogan. Because then I'll be like, oh, dude, that one time you made a video about Stevo. That was so good, dude. I watched it five times. But yeah, let's call it unique right now, please.

I want to be the Brennan Shob that just kills the vibe. And it's like, do you die? Yeah, let's see. I'm going to speed it up a little bit. By Brendan Chob's legal team, where the same exact style of videos, the same links, and from Patreon. So it's already been adjudicated on. But there's a reason as to why he's doing this. I got a heads up in the ghost lawyer like four days before those copyrights came in that. Shab might try to do something. And I was like, well, God, the ghost lawyer has the force before saw this.

It's worse fast. Yeah, it's just. I'm bored. We're 40 seconds further. Let's see, well, let's give him one more train here. Okay. Because it sounds like he's going to get to something interesting, but then he just keeps talking. Yeah.

That now Shab has banned me from his Patreon. I obviously didn't use my name of my Patreon, but I made enough videos. And Shob is team obviously pay enough attention to my channel. That's what you know you're fucked up. What my account was and banned me off of their Patreon, which is fine and whatever. But it is hilarious to me. But this is all being done through that Nick Simmons guy. When they did the copyright takedowns, they just put the fighter and a kid, and then their contact email was Nick Simmons.

That guy they keep having on the fighter and a kid. They just had them on two episodes in a row. And they banned me from the Patreon when they had this guy on. So Shob is obviously trying to get around this lawsuit and take down my channel by claiming this guy is now the owner of the fighter and a kid? A lot of time I checked. Brendan Job owns the fighter and a kid. thick boy which is why he sued me so if he's going to do copyright takedown to my videos while we're in pending litigation over copyright then shouldn't he have to put his name on it or is he

trying to go around youtube system you know youtube can ban your youtube channel for doing that false copyrights especially since you have a lawsuit against you saying that it was fair use and you're trying to skirt the outcome of that lawsuit to continue to do copyright takedowns it's ridiculous and it was adjudicated i mean we're still technically in a legal process because we're in a appeal but he did lose the lawsuit he is going to lose the appeal i got the heads up from the ghost lawyer before he did the thing. But the reason why I think I got the heads up, because the ghost lawyer has been laying down what is probably going to happen. So when Schaub loses this appeal, he's going to try and kick this up to the Supreme Court. They're probably not going to hear

it. And then whatever happens from there happens from there. But the ghost lawyer is on Shob's legal teams thinking, oh, they're setting up something for when they lose the appeal, they get to bring up whatever they're doing now. I don't know. I'm not a legal expert. I'm a small town bird lawyer, as Jim Cornett would say. But the fact that they are continuing with this, it's like, dude, you lost. Get over it. And why only me? I don't know what else has to do. How come a fucking podcast. Crane or American Redact I'm going to deal with this shit. It is kind of funny that it's only him, though.

Yeah, everyone has decided they're going to fuck this guy over. And I like how he brings up the guys who you were just talking about. He's Job. He's like, why does podcast cringe and too lazy T-Chry get away with this shit? Why only me? Why is it always just me? He goes after. It's hilarious how the obsession with me specifically is Shob's focused.

This is whatever. It's just hilarious that. It always comes down to me. Someone will make a show video tomorrow shitting on him. They'll get half a million reviews. And shop just like, but I'll make a video I'll get a fucking 8,000 to view shop

and be like, we gotta take him down, Bubba. We gotta call the monster to people in dark places. Sorry, Tiger in Boston, you can't go to T-ball. Daddy's got to work on his law suit. Ugh. Stupid. But, uh, wait, I mean, right through this show.

Okay. United States Court of Appeals for the First Circuit, Boy, production, saying plaintiff appellant, Kyle Swindells, aka Uniqueness, defendant Appellee, does one through 10. I ain't do shit. Let me say that does one through 10, I ain't do nothing yet.

All right, order of court. Enter December 18th, 2005. Appellant's request for oral argument is noted. oral argument will be scheduled in due course unless the panel determines that it is unnecessary pursuant to FedR at P34A2 by the court, Anastasia Dubrovsky, the clerk

Interesting that like the Supreme Court I guessing of California is what he's saying? I guess I don't know this stuff. Not sure. But like that they would hear something with Brennan Scha that's kind of funny. Federal judge or not, I don't know, Supreme Court. They want to do oral arguments.

I wanted to roll forward. Further down, go down. I had to do a six-hour deposition with these weirdos. They argued everything they can argue, you lost. Did they not realize that in that judgment, the judge brought up that Shab does the exact same thing that I do? That's pretty great. The judge brought up that Shab does the same content that he does.

Just comments on other people. The judge is homeless. That's good. You know, the judge had to, the judge is like dedicated. He had to go through Chang's and he's like, Oh, this shop guys are real weirdo. Oh, yeah, because he works so hard. He's a judge.

He used to learn all about the case. But what if they shows up and the judge is eating carneasada on the bench? Yeah. Doing bits. That'd be funny. He's dipping as nacho and a natural tree. He gets his tongue out. The lawyers, too, it's like,

Kyle, can you stop bringing up chains? Please, we're not going to look at chains. We don't need to look at Changs to do this lawsuit, dude. You hear Reddit and you hear it. what do they go fucking object you can't we can't watch Reddit here

we can't do that why not your honor we need to be able to see the Reddit clips all right that's sustained sustained realized that the judgment

the judge brought up that what I do you can't handle the clips I'm out of order this whole podcast studio's at order look at all someone's pissing in the sink This was a good

Codify federal law That's hilarious It's talking shit about Brendan Job It's good for society This shit is all so weird By the way, I have to fucking fight all this shit This has been remanded to this Calabasas

State Court Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun But moving this to the federal Stick Boy Network studio All right this one's supposed to a waste of life. Great name. The title is Bapa

really embracing the Texas lifestyle. Good Lord. Trump supporter gets smoked so badly, they went silent. So that does look a lot like. It's crazy how many people look like Shab. You wouldn't think they would because he has a unique look,

but no, there's a lot of people out there. More views than Shob, so you know it's not him. Silently looking like Shob. What are we doing here, Brian? Posted by Super Dupers. unicorn pie.

Oh no, don't tell me Brian's talking about how fucking built this guy is. I bet. You're door in and come into your house. What will you do? Normally you'd suffer from a sudden case of lead poisoning. But I got to be honest,

in this case, if this guy kicked my door in with his shirt off looking like that, I don't think I can pull the trigger. Because frankly, frankly, this guy is a work of art. I think I'd probably end up gasping and clutching my chest. And then I'd probably ask to feel his

muscles because, you know, I'm still a little, I'm still 14 in a lot of ways and probably a little gay. The complication would arise, I think, if my wife saw you, she'd probably say something like, wow. And then I'd be like, seriously, wow? He kicks our door and you're going to say, wow. And she'd be like, don't act like you didn't say that in your mind as well. And then I'd be like, yeah, you're right. And I'd probably have to admit defeat. We might get in those spat for a while, but at the end of the day, you win in this equation. And I'll be honest, if my wife looked at me and she was like, look, I got to go over there. I'd be like, I get it.

I mean, it's not like I could take my shirt off and be like, you'd rather have that guy and not this 58-year-old off-white comedian with a golf physique. You know? But having said that. I like when you feel like you're bombing and there's no one there.

He kind of got a little bit of that vibe with the golf white for a golf physique. Oh. It's just like Obviously this is something that young people do It's not something that how old is he 60? Yeah, he's 72 or something like that. Yeah, this would be hilarious from like an 18 year old, not a 70 year old

Sure, but he's also, it's the same bit he's been doing for all 75 years Right, and he's trying to like hybrid it by doing content that people make now. Oh. Let me just be gay and like people online are doing these. I'm in my car videos and talking to the camera. And like, yeah, it's a, it's a clever, I guess. I'm trying to think like, I'm not calling him clever by saying that he's a gay man. Right.

But he thinks it's clever. This is the way his brain is wired. Yeah. He's like, I got to start making videos in my Tesla because that's what people do now. They do like direct a camera talking for a minute and a half. just like, you know, stream of consciousness. This is my ADHD active in my camera role. And all right, let's see.

Let's just scroll. And his algorithm was obviously like a bunch of Samoan guys that look sexy as hell, whatever. And he's like, oh, he's like, all right, I got an idea. And he just records for 20 minutes. He's like, okay, maybe I need to shorten it down a little bit. I went too long. Okay.

You know? Now you gave me an idea. Right. Okay. So I do this. And it's just me reacting to guys. But every video I go, all right, I'm going to fuck this guy. No matter if they're hot with a big muscles or like a little nerd or fat or weird looking or redacta? Oh, man. I don't know if I would fuck that guy. That's the end of the video every time. That's the last one. Whoa. That's not even a guy. That's a horse. I'd fuck a horse.

I think my wife would come back to me because you would end up saying something like this. Unfit man is a useless fucking man. It's as simple as that. A man's body is the number one tool you fucking have for survival. Don't think it's your fucking brain, brother. It's your body. You see, this is where you get a little over your skis.

No, it is about your brain. And an unfit man is actually a lot of times very useful. I was thinking about some of the unfit men history like Albert Einstein or William Shakespeare or Isaac Newton or Gats. Shakespeare was fit as hell, dude. Was he? Yeah. Oh, you think you could be fucking fat and lazy and write two gentlemen of Verona. Yeah, get the fuck. Good luck. All right? Okay. You got to be physically fit to run with, you know, puck and the fairies in midsummer night's dream. You know what I mean? Okay. Shit. Yeah, riding King Lear while weighing 220 pounds? No. Mm-hmm.

I am white as shit, Alice. I think Shakespeare was fit. You know what I mean? Maybe. I don't know. Yeah. Galileo or Copernicus or the Buddha, Martin Luther King, Mahatma Gandhi. None of these people were known for their fitness.

I don't even think any of them had abs. You know what I mean? And for that matter, I don't think Jesus was even that cut. And he was the Lord. Look, at the end of the day, you can't be perfect. And this guy is physically perfect, though. All right? Maybe not mentally, but physically.

So let's give it up. Bravo, sir. Bravo. And thank you for reminding me that I will never, ever ultimately be very happy because I can't look like you. How do you have an intervention on him? Like, how do you have a bunch of maybe fatter dudes? Maybe, no, it has to be a bunch of fit guys.

But the intervention won't go far if it's a bunch of fit guys, you know? Like you gotta stop talking about men's physique, you know? I don't think you can't have an intervention on Callan. I think Callan is the classic George and Lenny situation. You take them out to the woods. You hug them hard? No.

Oh, okay. You'd say, hey, look over there. Look at the lake. Brian, look at it. Keep looking at it. Keep looking at it. Yep. And then you know what you need to do next.

Yeah. Let him go. Yeah. Yeah. George and Lenny. Well, how would you have a, intervention though. If you wanted to him to survive and you wanted him to also to stop

speaking about men's physiques, who's in the room? Like who about guys? What guys am I bringing? Yeah. Our guys. Right. And it's not like specific people. I'm talking about like fit men or unfit men. You know? Probably that you know like super duper red guys. You know like

But then when it's his turn to talk he's probably going to be like, oh my God, look at you. Yeah, you'll have to stay. No stop. Remember, we talked about this. That's why I brought all these hot guys. Nice. Because I want you to stop doing this. Yeah.

Look, they don't want it. No one thinks it's funny. No one's ever laughed at. You haven't made someone laughing about 15 years. I'm being honest with. That's the first thing I'd say to him. I say, Brian, you haven't made somebody laugh like with you in 15 years. It's been 15 years.

And then see what he said to that. Well, I had, no, no, no, no, no. It's probably been longer than that. I'm being charitable too. Yeah. And you've got to stop working with Brendan Chop, dude. Yeah, he's killing him. He's killing you inside.

Yeah. Yeah, man, I don't know. Silly goose, huh? Let's see what else we got here. Fixed it for you posted by Urinals in. Bren's go-toes, Joe Rogan. Ladies, there are some of Bren's faves if you need stuff for Hubby from my Amazon. I don't know what all this stuff is.

Oh, they fixed it for it. It's Addie's Blue Chews. this is for Ozempic, I guess. Steroids maybe? Maybe steroids. Olipop. I haven't had one of those.

I think it's like fake soda or something. Chicks. I haven't had Olipop yet either. Oh, beans? Beans and cheese. Oh, okay, got you. Zins, Tiger Thick. What is this here?

Age 1 maybe? I don't know. There's no mattress. There's no rain. I don't know. Yeah, this is the real shit, though. He doesn't actually drink grain. He just sells it.

What about cheese? What's the cheese? Beans cheese. Yeah. My bad. Sorry. Let's see. I don't know why he keeps going back up that far.

This one's supposed to buy, we're going to end the show here pretty soon. XX Lizard King Kong XX. Heard Bapa was the runner up for this reboot. Yeah, I heard about this. That's kind of crazy. It's a perfect casting. Yeah. Imagine Bapa being in that.

People need to Photoshop that. It's just so absurd. Yeah, they should. but the absurdity of saying that he'd get it when it's Johnny Knoxville. It's like they're in way different classes, you know? Yeah, it's crazy that they've chose Johnny Knoxville, you know, but you're right.

Eric dripping in Diamonds Griffin, posted by Deathland 7777. Let's see. Tell her go marry a plumber. You want somebody that's nine to five that he'll be there all the time? Go get you an electrician. He'll work from nine to five.

He'll be home and he can do all that stuff. But if you want to go to Nobu on Wednesday for no reason, and be dripping in diamonds? Dripping. I got to go do shit. But if you want to go to Nobu on Wednesday for no reason and be dripping in diamonds, guess what I got to go.

Dripping in diamonds? You know what I mean? Guess what I got to go to them? Oh no. Oh no. Yeah, tell them, Griff. Yeah, man. Levels to this shit.

That's what's coming in there. Levels to this shit, bro. Aye. Look, y'all, you want to be going to Nobu and shit? and be fucking dressed the fuck up. Facts. You got to be a savage fucking TikTok Million dollar

Yeah. Fucking player, bitch. Doing a little bit shultz. It cuts to him being on stage and he's talking about how fat he is. It's not fat. I got diamonds in this shit. I don't know where it is.

I lost diamonds. You want to be dripping in diamonds? Yeah. That's fact. Oh man. That's what shop says when he comes back from touring. He's like, listen, Bosty,

if you want to be dripping in diamonds, daddy's got to do comedy, B. You know, you got to tell them. These people forget. Let's see here. Economics Best 4722 will end on this one. It's called Bapa.

New Ancestual Lifehack just dropped. What is this? Nice. That's what's up, dude. Random. They bring up to the counter. It has a bunch of arrows in it. But that is very Boppish.

Yeah. You know, he's been hunting since he was six. He told me. Yeah, dude. I mean, like, I don't doubt it. Thank them. All righty y'all, that's it for today, dude. See you next week.

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