10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub is BASED and Callen thinks Jeffrey Epstein DID NOTHING WRONG | 10 Min. of Schaub #181

Episode Date: October 2, 2026

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One second, dude. Dude, dude. Poppy. What are you doing, bro? All right. That's my favorite one, I think. Let's get this going, dude. All righty.

Wow. We got Mark Carley during the Super Bowl before GTA 6, posted by ERED 19. We got Mark Harley last year on the Super Bowl, dude. Two years in a row, two Super Bowl commercials in a row. Has anyone ever done that before? Usually like the A-List. He might be A-List now, dude. He's getting there.

Yeah. It's just, it was said ad nauseum. It's what happens. when successful people leave Thickboy, they become even more successful. Just a fact. Global superstars, I would say. Tiger Fack.

He's, uh, watch the rise, fellas. Um, ever heard of it? And also leave a comment below if you were with your family watching the Super Bowl and you go, oh! When you see this half-naked guy on the screen.

Because that's what I did. And everyone was like, what the hell? It's kind of like when you did this, I thought, that is hilarious that you did that in front of your family. but it's the Leonardo Caprio meme. That's what all of the cats,

I'm surprised, is that not a post? That's got to be a cat's post. Mark's on the thing. And then it's the Leo thing from one of the greatest movies never seen it. Once upon a time in Hollywood. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to send you a text soon here. I swear to God. Oh, is this a bunch of comments. Let's see.

What else we got? Joe Campbell couldn't find a clean suit, it seems, posted by DAV Oz 66. So it's dirty or just what's dirty? But just wrinkled at me. You know, people back in the day, Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie were like,

we were just fucking in the car. What, Bob can't do that, dude? Yeah, he's just a guy living his life, man. The only thing dirty is that tongue right there, dude? What the hell is that all about? It's always out. Maybe, wait, when you scrolled in there, has that like dirt on it or something?

I can't really tell, dude. It looks a little wrinkled for sure, yeah. It's wrinkled, yeah. Oh. Damn, dude. Well, he was definitely modding a truck while wearing that blazer. That would be so

worrisome if you saw a guy working a truck in a blazer. He'd be like, damn. Especially Shab. His brain's broken. Damn, dude. Sometimes, you know, you just can't write this shit, dude. What do you think happen?

For sure, his life is falling apart, dude. What do you want me to say? Oh, damn. I didn't know. Everything's going bad, dude. Cocaine? Caterall I didn't even think about that it's cocaine

hilarious so much cocaine that it's on his back just a bunch of patter he's going crazy I was thinking you know he's a slob and he

or you know he didn't have a suit until the very last minute he's like hey George George give me your suit some guy he knows his name George yeah he's like do you have a suit because we were about the same size

or he pulls out of his closet and he ate like a donut or something. He ate a donut, dude. Yeah, like a patter donut. He's like, oh, this isn't jelly, he's powder. And the next thing you know, he's on the red carpet, dude. Or, you know, he could be so many things. It could literally, he's such a piece of shit that it could be a witch.

A witch cast a spell on him. Because he did, he like hit a witch's car and tried to drive off or he did something bad to a witch and the witch was like, and blew this on his back. And now he's cursed. There's three fucking things he has to. do. There are three bad things happened to him. Here's my thing, dude. You know, have you followed,

have you followed Jay Moore at all or no? I, with that fucking white guy? I need a fucking tater top. What's a weird? I know a little bit about him. What about it? Jeannie Buses is a guy. Yeah, husband. Or husband. boyfriend or something. Situation ship. Yeah, they own the ice house.

Ever heard of that? You know, him, he went to rehab for Adderall use. You know that? Recently. No, no, no. This is like five years ago. Dude, dude, Poppy. What are you doing, bro? Yeah, five years ago he went to Adderall. He went to rehab for Adderall use. He went to Adderall for Adderall use. You know what I mean?

Yeah, okay. Well, this is what I'm trying to say here, dude. He disappeared for three and a half years. Wow. And then he came back and was like, I changed my life. Gagga, we have never got that from Shabdin. Yeah, he's never really addressed. He's kind of, he's Teflon.

Yeah. When it comes to drugs and alcohol, so we've heard. Right. Right. He is a dig, or he does it for a while and he just stops. Mm-hmm. He doesn't need to go to rehab or give a speech about you. I'm done with it.

He just quits when he wants. But dude, when you're doing the amount of addies that makes you like on the pod, you know what I mean? Like through the weird faces he's done and stuff like that. Right. Remember we've seen that off the podcast where he's like making those weird faces with Callin talking? Yeah, that's from drugs, you think? Yeah, dude.

No, that's from too much donuts. It's from drugs. I feel like we make those kind of faces sometimes, but I don't think it's from the vibe. Oh, I probably make those faces for sure. But you're not on drugs. Right. I'm on sober mock tales, dude, but listen.

That's social media. This isn't real. Where there's white powder, there's addies, dude. Yeah, I mean, dirty clothes on a nice suit. I mean, dirty shit on a nice suit. It's worrisome somewhat, I guess. Pray for shop, do you. Not to start a narrative.

Allegedly. Allegedly. It was totally normal to see 15, 16-year-old girls at the club with 40-year-old men in the 90s. Brian Callen posted by a hater 990 VVR. Did you see this brain did take? He said? No, I didn't.

But you don't even want to say that even if it's true because it just sounds so bad. Wait until you see the clip chin. Okay. Oh my God. It's bad. That picture is so funny. That's the face he made after he saw the elephant graveyard video. Comedy czar.

The hat is crazy, man. Like, listen, I get it. I'm a bald guy. Yeah. Have I ever wanted? to wear a newsboy cap? You're goddamn right I have. Have I thought about it endlessly for out my life? Can I pull off a newsboy cap, Vodora, et cetera, et cetera. Yes, I've considered it. But I don't do it. Because I know I look like that. Yeah. I don't want to look like that. I mean, you got this too,

drive fast all gas, Eddie. That's true. I have better hats. Like this one and this one. We both have great hats. Yeah. We don't need a fucking, I mean, what the fuck? Is he thinking, it's like he's in peeky blinders or some shit. Peaky blinders sounds like a show about him because it sounds like a small person. Peaky blinders. You peek out of their fucking short hole. Oh, little Joe. Little Joe.

Little Joe. Drinking his little peroni. All righty. Let's see this. Working Toe 855. How many votes for no more slow Joe content unless it directly involves brain dead? I like that. Yeah, I do too because we try and stay away from

the fan. Oh my bad. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't really want to talk about Slow Joe. Yeah. She seems like a nice person, I guess. I don't really want to get into it.

Yeah. It's keto, bitch. As long as he's keto. All righty. Let's see. Let's move away from Slow Joe here. Let's practice what we preach. She farts a lot, though.

The farting stuff is kind of funny, but I could do without it. That'd be cool if he put just no more Slow Joe unless it's farting or brain dead. Ha, ha, ha. You know? I mean, it's kind of mean. to make it seem like she farts, but then it's obvious she's not farting. Everyone farts. Yeah.

But, you know, would you want, if there is a subreddit, would you want your wife on there just constantly farting? Oh, man. If you would have made it about me, I would have been like, yeah. But if it was my wife, I don't want that. No, none of the, you don't want your family. You want to be attacked yourself, not your family. You know, that's why I attack my family or others.

They said. Let's see here. Posted by Kaviv Times. I'm Bapa married. Just kidding. Bobby married to a Mexican, but he gets triggered when the family speaks Spanish

because he's too dumb to learn the language. That sounds like Sean. Who the fuck is Marshall? Don't just say that. I don't know that fucking guy. Last night I popped off because Joanna's aunt staying with us.

Her English isn't great, but you know, it's not terrible. How's your Spanish? Awful. I speak no Spanish. The kids are at the world. How long have been together

and you don't speak Spanish? You just gave him. What am I? I'm going to pick it up in my mid-30s? Well, yeah, but... Mid-thirties. But no. Wait a minute.

Dicey, d'i-th. Wait a minute. Mid-30s? Bro, you are not mid-30s. We've established that Chab was older than us, right? Right. I'm in my early 30s. Yeah.

And Chab is like, what? 40. That's what I thought. Yeah. There's no way that Chab is... I'm not older than Chob, am I? I know we've looked this up before, but I get scared. Bobby Lee is one of my closest front.

I can't... Just scares me the idea that he's... I can't. I can't be. 42 years old. Does that make sense? He's way old. He's 42.

Mid-30s. He doesn't even know how old he. Oh, my God. Hey, we're watching that we're going to be on the Nuremberg trials, dude. We're bad people for watching this and laughing at him. We're, yeah,

I don't feel great, but it's fine. Am I going to pick it up in my mid-30s? What am I going to pick it up in my mid-30s? Wow. When we're on trial So you're laughing at him because he didn't know how old he was.

You didn't think that that could be serious brain. That's not a serious thing to you. And they're like, um, Carni isada? Eight inches. You're going to jail. You should have saved this guy from Brian Callant. Well, yeah, but no.

But no, I'm in America. I speak English, right? So we're around the dinner table and they're taught, dude, for an hour. The entire conversation in Spanish, I'm just staring out the wall and finally go well fuck me

well I'm just gonna sit here and stare at the fucking wall well you guys have a great dinner yeah dude you're just Spanish Spanish Spanish Spanish I'm like after after 45 minutes I'm like I feel he's disrespectful A little bit right

A little bit I have no clue what they're talking about Nothing So I'm like oh Oh you just I I should go eat in another room What I'm gonna do I should

Are we enjoying the food I bob You're gonna go you're going to go figure out a way to pay for your house. Yeah, yeah. And all the bills. And y'all can't speak. The only language I speak? Is that not crazy?

Dude. I saw out from the Bronx. You know what's crazy and sad about that is that if it was in English, you wouldn't understand it either. Almost no difference, really. I'm unless they really dumb it down for him. He's not going to get it. Eat it.

So I don't understand the issue. That's social media. This isn't real. Because that makes me, I guess that makes me a big old pussy. Shut the fuck up, Shad. What are you going to give to the... I'm starting to sound like Brian.

What are you going to give to the conversation? It's like impossible not to mimic. But really, what are you going to give to the conversation? Not much. Yeah. They're going to say something really stupid. People are going to have to be... Right.

And then move on as if you didn't embarrass your wife. Also, you could just go watch TV. Like, you're so easily entertained. Yeah. You just put on blackfish again or something. Yeah, nobody will notice if you leave the table. They're like, okay, shop's gone. Grasios, adios.

He doesn't no Spanish yet at all? Okay. No, he thinks he's in his mid-30s. Yeah, he doesn't even know how, doesn't know how old he is. Spanish is something that's way down the line. We're trying to get him to know his ages. Oh, this one was five days ago. This one was huge on the subred.

You saw this? I saw what you made with him. It was pretty funny. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me mechanic, Kabeep time. Let's see here. Yeah.

Just so weird. This is filming himself taking out a screw. Two screws, daddy. Two screws. Sorry, I don't need to short change him. Anybody could do this. I'm a moron.

I can do that. I literally did this on the bug this last weekend. Really? Yeah. Today, I fucking, okay, today I work. And I don't talk about work at all, but one of the lights was blinking. And it's one of the lights that turns on automatically when you come in, right? And it's doing like this weird. It looks weird. Yeah. And I know our contractor is going to be in. So I text him. I say, when you're here, can you look at this? And he's like, it's just a light, man. But I go up there and I'm looking at it And I take it and I take a chat GBT picture of it

Because I try and twist it out Because it's got all these weird bulbs in it And you just got to pull it out Chat GBT BT says So I go up there and I pulled it out And I said to the admin person Find this on Amazon get a new one I'll put it in myself

Yeah Tune Town That's an episode of Tune Town I can film myself doing that And make a million dollars I almost fell off the ladder. And when I went, when I put the ladder,

I had to go like this, because I put the ladder in the wrong way and go like that. I couldn't even see. The staff was like, he's going to, I kept burning my hands because I didn't know how to turn off the light. There's a whole thing.

You know, I'm not chob. Not there yet, you know, 100% not chob. Dicey, dice. What happens next? Another one from Icarus lives.

Let's see what this one is, part 17. Let's see. What happens next? The long story short, I've been really into country. I've always been to country, but what music, what music guy are you liking? What's your... You know all of it.

That's going to, yeah. I mean, really all of it. I just put on Spotify and it just when you heart things and it gets like an algorithm. Anybody in particular that you're liking on or something? I mean, of course, Morgan Wallen, who's huge, right? now. What's your favorite song of his? Is this guy homeless? It's aggressive.

He's great. He's like grilling him, man. It's like, whoa, dude. It might have been a slow week at Chang's. He's like, we need something on the Reddit. Because I kind of, I like a Morgan Waller, right, but I can't even remember the name of the song. I probably, if you asked me, I would just start singing it. Yeah.

That's what I would. You know that song and I'd start singing it. But here's, you know, you're to start at the beginning here, Daddy. Okay. Papa. Don't kill me. Sure. What's your favorite kind of music?

And I'll say, I'll say country. No, see, like, this is what I'm saying. I wouldn't say country. Exactly. What's your favorite kind of music? Is that what he said? What's your favorite kind of music? I think so.

That's like, why would you say country? Oh, my God. I wouldn't use Morgan Wall and I'd use somebody that I could rattle off a few songs. Yeah, that's true. George Strait or something like that. Yeah. You're allowed to feel ashamed, but you have to be honest. You should pick, if you can't name a single,

country thing, but you just listen to Spotify. Like which one? This is something that needs to be taught to Shob. Like basic reasoning. It's kind of how Mark was telling us about how Shab doesn't understand the fundamentals and ideas of comedy. He thinks comedy is just like, you say that

person is fat. To them. Joke. Whereas you got to, it requires a little bit of new, you don't go to A to C every time or whatever it is. Clever to B, you're going to A to C or whatever it is. I just fucked up. get the start playing the clip god damn it i'm fucking god damn it just playing the clip okay okay

can't name a song oh man um i can't name me the song brother yeah dude bosti uh he's been obsessed with bats he's been obsessed with bats because it's one of those bats in austin so we walked to get bats uh some dude whatever knew i was around town came up was a k man You're that my boy. He gives him a cowboy hat. Yeah. Welcome to Austin. Give me a cowboy hat.

Oh, come on. Don't you kind of want to give him a cowboy hat now? Have you seen him? Oh, yeah. I almost want to carry him on a cowboy hat, but he would know who we are probably. Yeah. Beat us up.

I would give it to somebody to give to him so that I felt good. Every state. Yeah, yeah. Every state that he's in, whatever the state is associated with that thing, you're there and you, hey, man. Yeah. Like, uh... Welcome to Wisconsin.

Here's some cheese curds with your name on them. Welcome to New York. Here's some pizza. Dude, please do that. If you ever see Shob and you're in a specific state that has something, give it to him, dude. Yeah. I'm so dumb.

I don't know any. Vegas, here's some chips. Like poker chips? Yeah. Welcome to Las Vegas. Colorado. Here's some skis. There, yes.

The big-ass skis. Yeah. Shob's like, okay. Carrying around giant skis. Dude, you're not going to believe it. You will not believe what just happened. How great is my name on everything? What?

Dude. I don't know. Don't get the Corvette, huh? You already got all these cars, big cars. You got the green one, the musly green one? Yeah, but it only goes straight. I remember that, yeah. Yeah, but it only goes straight.

What? It can only go straight. What? I got to take corners. shit. After you left or right, I'm fucked. That's... That's stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

That's the stupidest fucking... If you want to look stupid in a car, why not buy a stupid car? Probably easy when you get to your destination to just do a George Michael. I love top gear, dude. I knew what it was, but I never seen it. Oh, really? No, I never watched Top Gear. Grew up watching Top Gear. You'd always been

the truck guy. All righty. Let's see here. Posted by the Way I Am 313. We have what the fuck is this latest episode. And I think we're going to have more clips about this. Oh, the Ben's one, yeah. Ben's. No, no, not that. Not J.R. This is T. FACK. Yeah. Okay. Callan just spent two hours downplaying and normalizing everything in the Epstein files. He said he talked to Rogan about the Ben's episode, then goes on a stick, on to stick to a key few points the entire episode. Reading between the obvious lines here, these are clear marching orders because it was similar shit that Rogan and Ben's stuck to on the other episode. Callan kept going back to it, basically being a bunch of rich dudes cheating on their wives and that he doesn't care about

that, including Peter Adia in what he didn't care about. He also tried to minimize it by chalking it up to a bunch of socialite NYC models hanging around rich dudes. Just to stuff in the 90s. He ignored the trafficking part and said it was probably barely any guys that were into children. So again, just a regular thing that with rich dudes in New York partying with young hot models, Rogan propagated this too, although not to the level Calendid. And he went on and on with these and other points. He's a piece of shit, but these aren't just his organic thoughts. He also stood firm on defending Woody Allen. Fucking weird, yeah. Did you see that tweet about Woody Allen where the guy was like, I refuse to believe that Woody Allen.

Allen cheated on his daughter. I did see that. I did see that. Yeah. It's probably one of our mutuals. I don't know. I don't know who he was. Never heard him. Great guy though. Let's see here. BGL naming the Waters after his Super Bowl commercial appearance, no matter the occasion Bapa taking L after L. What's up, Dallas? A lot of lays in the crowd. Okay. What's podcast your studio, studio, your life. Mr. Shaw, you ain't never run again.

Damn. Shout out to VGL, dude. He's got some great comments. Brandon, the big old pussy Shaw posted by a mad ball. Oh, I heard about this too. It's like G. He's calling him out or something.

Oh, for talking shit. Yeah, okay, there you go. That's what I read was. This is old, though. Oh, really? Below the belt. Oh, shit. You're never going to say,

one day I'm going to show you, and you're never going to say I'm sloppy again. I didn't say you're sloppy. I think... You said throw caution to the wind. That's come out of enough many times. 100%. You do throw caution in the win. Early in your fights?

No, you said it about this fight. I didn't say that after the fact. Going into it, I did. No, you said it after. I said it right here? Yeah, I saw your interview yesterday or a couple days. And you were trying... You didn't mean to, but you said he just kind of throws...

Dude, dude, Papi. What are you doing? It's a trigger for you when people say that you're kind of reckless. Well, no. I just triggered. It's a little bit of a trigger. It's very, very Austin to see that. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, he's getting it from Rogan. Yeah. I know you put a lot of hard work at it. It makes me mad because you did this. You've done it, you did it for a long time, and you have, you have the ability to, to, to, if you, like, took the time and actually, like, tried to, like, understand what I was doing, you would, I know you would get it. Yeah. But you don't, because I've shown, because with the human eye, it's just fucking chaos. Like that's all that's assuming.

He's trying to come up with an excuse for Scha. He's trying to explain, you know, what he's, what is the fault here with Schaub. But Shab's not going to understand it. No. Gage's being actually pretty nice here. He's also staying obedientist a little bit, right? He's right to his face. He's like, no, listen, you do this all the time.

You don't think about what you say, and you don't even try and understand what other people are doing. You just say stupid shit that other people have told you to say. that you stole from someone else. Yep. Or at least that's what I get from it. 100%. Brendan the big old pussy shot. Here we go.

You'd be surprised posted by one usual 446. 0. Comedians keep defending the worst people. I don't know. I didn't see the Bill Burr part of this. I didn't finish the whole video yet. Yeah, okay.

But I don't know why he got Bill Burr in the... Probably the Riyadh stuff, I guess. No, it has to be with Epstein. This is all Epstein stuff. There's no way, Bill Burr. is like, the files, they're not real.

That's what I'm saying. I want to know, though. I think I'm halfway through this video, though. They just went to Ireland. They just had a good time. They went to an island.

Okay? You know, I'm just getting tired of all these people saying that, like, you're on a plane. The guy who's been convicted of some horrible crime, it's like, yeah, I mean, listen,

planes are fun. There's just no way that he said that. But podcast cringe, no offense to him. He's, you know, he's a... A narrative painter?

Yeah, narrative painter. Thank you for, thank you for saving me there. I had nothing. I was like, I was really going to just hang in there and be like, you know. That's the narrative. Brendan, I saw nothing. Yeah, see, I didn't finish it. So let's see what he says about Bill Burr.

I think this is important here. You're going to search like the, yeah, the transcript. Do your little trick thing. Yeah. With Bill Burr. Okay. Bill Burr still hasn't recovered from the backlash. All right.

Free speech. Bill Burr still hasn't recovered from the. backlash and I honestly don't think he ever will. And when you stop and take a step back to take it all, you realize all he said. See that, I don't like that. Rage bait. He's putting Bill Burr into this Epstein thing. He hasn't said shit about it yet. Clickbait. Clickbait. Clickbait cringe. We don't do that. Yeah, we don't do that at all ever. Not once. Yeah, I mean, come on. Don't put Bill Burr in this shit. Yeah. He's not part of that. Ten minutes of cringe, dude. Yeah. Let's see here. Safe Ask.

1344. I am breathing like Jeff died today because I have bad allergies. BGL continues to name the waters. Oh shit, dude. Hey, B, B, BGL 107, over Bapa. S&L and Super Bowl ad, BGL 107 over Bapa XJ. That's social media. That isn't real. Hit it, dude. I'm telling you. That's social media. This isn't real. Me and Basi don't read comments because neither of us can read. We live in the real world. We go to the zoo. Look at the duress. Avoid the big eight lines. Two triggering. That's facts. Hell yeah.

Spicy. Shout out to BGL, dude. I like how he keeps it fun online. Yeah. It makes it entertaining. Women have a primal biological desire to be R-worded, Brian Callant. Hater 990 VR.

I mean, I've never seen this username before. Now he's out here just taking shots at Callan, dude. Look at this. Creepy. Not good. But you could put anything in quotation marks.

It sounds weird and say Callen said it. And I'm like, do you say that? He did say that. He did say that with the Winnie Cummings episode. Oh, whether he's talking about when he's in her car, jacking off or something? Or, you know, I think the same episode, yeah.

But it sounds familiar. It's tough to remember all of them, especially when you have graves. Yeah. This is the one I posted, uh, figured out who made the infamous. This is clever, dude. I like this a lot. So funny. I saw it right away and I was just like, oh, yeah, that's it.

That's it right there. It's because your brain's different. Yeah. And then somebody gudished me by saying, we have the actual video of somebody making it And I was like, oh shit, they do. This is better. Yeah.

Why you bring that up, dude. Oh, my bat, Mr. Whole Foods, my bad. Post by one usual 4460, meet all Super Bowl party, handing out directions to my troll. Be. Let's see here. Yep, right there.

Oh, this is the old video. He's right there, Daddy. So strange. I like how he disappears back into the crowd. Very funny. Let's see Oh, whoops. Have you seen this one?

No. Ashamed off his post of this. Cleverness, dude. Shout out. Half of Shab's life is just like constant. Welcome to Jetsu Holiday or whatever the fuck, dude. That's his whole thing. Aroby 1994 posted this former first round draft pick B,

the Ultimate Fighter season 10. Throwback, just a young kid with a dream, but to achieve that dream was a 6-7-265-pound monster and former first-round draft pick in the NFL. First-round draft pick? Was he? No. Former first-round draft pick.

Wait, read it one more time? Just a young kid with a dream, but to achieve that dream was a 6-7... What? Bro. I don't know. You might have to read the comments to understand what's going on there.

I have no idea. He needs a handler. Does that make sense? Well, here's the thing. Cooney. Typo Daddy. Oh, okay. Just a young kid with a dream, but to achieve that dream, we're good right up to that point.

Okay. But what comes after that doesn't make sense. Facts. So let's just start with I. I was a 6-7, 265-pound monster and former first-round draft pick in the NFL. Just a young kid with a dream to achieve that dream was a six. I don't understand it, dude. I don't know.

I see Christoley. I liked it. Yeah. Oh, that's good. I'll cut that part out. That was the worst post of all time. Let's see. Kona, let's go, let's go to hot.

I want to get some fucking video shits in here, dude. Let me take a piss. Okay. Minimum of Sky 2305 posted this. Papa might fight to save the podcast. Yeah. Oh, my nose.

His shirt says donuts. It looks like Paramount. All right. Next one is. Anthony Joshua. It's one of my favorite fights of the year. It's Fluffy Hernandez and Sean Strickland. It's an amazing fight.

What the hell is Mergolietti? Muglata? He punched, he's like, he's just speaking hypothetically. Let's look at the, let's say outside of Tom Aspinall, you could probably wreck a good chunk of the heavyweight division right now, right? If he really trained hard. Why don't you do it, man? Just put my life on hold.

Yeah, dude, no. And then freaking the podcast, they'd blow up even more. God, that might be the only thing that saves the ballfighter in the kid. But that would be dope, though. Oh, that comeback fight.

Yeah. Dicey, dicey. That's rough. He's talking about saving it like it's dying, Daddy. That sucks. Well, hopefully not. But what would save the podcast more?

Or go ahead. Us. Yeah, obviously us, but he does not. He's not down. I'm going to say, he goes and does fighting again. Stand-up. Or stand-up. Which one's better for the pod?

Stand-up. Yeah. Fighting could really fuck him up. He could die from fighting. Yeah. Stand-up, you can't die. He comes out with something like the Gringo Poppy, but worse, dude. Yeah.

If he could make a worse stand-up special than the Gringo-Popi, that would be amazing. He needs to do stand-up again. Get a handler. And listen to the handler. and the handler gives him addies but on a regimented diet. And then, you know, he stays working out all the time. He stays fit, makes jokes. And do your comedy, dude, like, fuck everyone in the crowd type shit, you know?

He needs to become like a Matt Rive type comedian. Yeah. That's what I say, dude. Yeah, like crowd work or like hot guy? 100% crowd work or 50% hot guy of 100% crowd work, dude. He tries to be like Rife. He dresses like him and he starts chewing that act. He tries to do a Rife accent.

Yeah. That'd be funny. That'd be funny if he goes, listen, Joanna, I've done a lot of shit. Stuff you're not going to be happy about. But I'm going to go on that stage right now. I'm going to talk about some of it. You got to forgive me for everything. And then accept what comes out because I'm going to make you a lot of money.

And then he becomes Matt Rife, but Brendan Chopp. Because Rife, when he's doing stand up, he has that stance. He's like, oh, are you so confident, you know? Oh, okay. What do you do? But Shab doing that would be great. They're like, I'm a pilot. Oh, okay.

So, want to get a pilot at his ass? They're like, what? What do you mean? I think there's this weird chemistry that he has at the audience already that everyone thinks he's not funny.

So it works in his favor. He just stopped at the wrong time. He stopped at the time where everyone thought he was not funny. And so that's what he is. But, dude, you can use that to your advantage. If everyone thinks you're not funny, you say something funny, you're hilarious. Yeah, that's true.

Because if you do say something funny, they're going to laugh. If you don't say something funny, they may laugh harder. Yeah. So there's no, it's a win-win. He's won. He won the game of comedy. He should do comedy again. Yeah.

I think we made our case here. Let's see here. This is posted by Dandy Kaufman, two, Bapa Super Bowl commercials discussion. Okay. Let's see here. Half-time show is weak as hell. It's just the whole day. The commercials.

I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. The Super Bowl used to be so fun, so unique, so original, and we've just kind of lost our way. Now all the ads are crypto, OZMPIC, and gambling. That's all this.

Indigil. Yeah, the stupid, regurgitated point, as if somehow Coca-Cola and Budweiser were better than OZempic and whatever the L.C said. Yeah. Crypto. Like, there's not that much of a difference there. The reason their ads are boring is because it's all celebrities.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's just in his feels. Yeah, he's probably mad about something. His comic friends were at the Super Bowl and BGL was on this. Oh, that's why. You know what I mean? Yeah, BGL.

Like, if BGL wasn't on there, maybe. Yeah. See, take the sock off your spouse challenge. I'm not going to play the music. What's sad about this is that I don't think they're having fun doing it. You're just sad. You know? You're like messing with like your girl just like joking around.

Yeah. It's not, you wouldn't film it. A minute video of you doing it. It lasts a few seconds. And then you're like, you know, where's the carnaisada? Yeah.

Also, when we finish filming, dude. On that song. Okay. Don't do that. I'm talking about it. When we finish, we don't talk to each other. We're just like on our phones.

then we go home. You know what I mean? That's what that's like making content with somebody, dude. You know? That's what they're, yeah. They go to their separate rooms. Yeah. They're a podcast host.

Basically. He's going to replace Brian with Slow Joe. Mm-hmm. Slow Joe has to figure out how to spell this shit right here. You know what I mean? Or Brendan's job does it. And that's after the fact. And then they go, okay, you want dinner?

No, fuck you. All right, bye. Fight. I said a way to put this up away from. They're having fun. I don't think they are. That night they fuck each other.

Did you want that? Oh, the audio's not even them. I just realized that I'm so dumb. This is so... Water. Shout out to you guys. I want to see that Brian.

I tried. Or Brian Callin shit. Where is that? that. Which one? Him talking shit about Epstein. Oh yeah. This one was ridiculous right here, dude. This is dicey,

dicey posed by Sniz Bones. Did you see this? What's your fan of position? That's so weird. Very strange. Yeah, yeah. Is that him? I think so, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, all the tattoos, dude. Dude, that's the thing about Delea is like, he's so goofy, right? But every once in a while, it's just kind of scary. Yeah, it's very scary. Like, that is freaky. Yeah, it's scary. Dark, dark, like Ralph Schaub said he has darkness in his eyes or something. Yeah.

You're right. Is Delia trolling Boppa posted by Minimumum Sky 2305? I'm sorry. So how long did you talk up there? Probably like 12, 15 minutes. and nobody else after that? No. So you did a thing after this thing for 12 minutes?

Wow. How weird it is. I'm like, this is just as random to me as is for you. You guys should learn by now, whenever UFC fighters hang around the boxing community, we're going to pay 10 times more than the UFC. That's why I'm here.

Yeah, yeah, that's funny. Yeah. So then the big thing is, is, they're definitely trolling him, dude. Zufa, which Dana White owns, is getting to box. box and he's stealing all the fighters from Eddie Hearn, who's right in front of me. So I started roasting Eddie on losing fighters to Dana.

It was good, man. It was good. I've never been treated better in my life. Check your mouth. Never been treated better in my life ever. It's good, man. Wow. Stop it.

Shut up. That's so funny, dude. This clip was kind of like if me and you were hosting a show with Shabh. I'm Dali and your Montez. I'm Montez for sure. I think so. You don't have as much energy as DeLea, but yeah. Yeah, that's fair.

Bapa talking about the rawst? Oh, the roast. So this is minimum sky also. So I think it's going to be something different than what we just watched. Okay. Let's see. Oh, thanks. I didn't know what it was, though.

Oh, I saw the picture. Who's you roast? Who do you roast? It was a rough. Right in front of me could, well, no, I mean, just me. They're like, they're like, all right. So originally, they're like, we want 20 minutes of roasting. I'm like, oh, my God.

That's not going to work. You give me a 24-hour notice. Like this guy. But when I get there, so they have whatever, like an hour and a half ceremony of fighter of the year, round of the year, knockout of the year. And they're like, all right, that's the time. And then the lights go dim. And I'm in the back.

I'm like, what the fuck is happening? And Matt Filman's laughing. I was, buddy, good luck out there, man. He's like, this can be terrible. Just because they're not paying attention. They're like all standing up talking. Yeah, yeah, of course. And he's like, sit back down.

We have a very special treat for you. Oh, God. Brendan Shob. Oh, dude. And then I got to, you know, I do my thing. Yeah. I got to roast them. But they're right in front of me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, Canelo, Terence Crawford, like the big boys. Yeah. And before everyone files out, because, you know, you go see a movie and sometimes like a comedy or something and you think the movie's over and the credits go and then you stick around. Because after the credits, they give you a little something. We have something after the credits tonight. So stick around.

Something. what a great way of describing Brennan Chup's standards we have something like how do you describe it? It's the only way you can really. Terrence Crawford's like, that man sold his soul.

I can only imagine. Either, but I want to see this. I'm trying to find it. Okay. Now, uh, Robin Williams, eight inches.

Man, I might have to go to the episode itself because there's no way we're going to find it here. Oh. no we already saw that Kalen on Seinfeld yeah so this is part of it yeah okay

Kalen on Seinfeld Dandy Kaufman too here I'm gonna say it again he started dating her when she was in high school high school okay well they dated only four years oh that's yeah okay

only four years again you're talking to a dude with a 17 year old daughter in high school yep that is crazy you said even back then it drew some scrutiny if my daughter called me and said I'm dating a 40 year old famous guy. I would lose my shit. Oh, really dude? Oh, yeah.

Yo, shit. Is this it? Hey, Risp raps real quick. Y'all, y'all talking about Marguess Saylor? Great guy never met him. I don't know what that means. They communicate then, you know, turned it down.

I think his name is Mark Saylor, who is the guy with the Bitcoin guy. Yeah. Both of them were about or we're, God damn it. Boring ass Bitcoin talk. Yeah. Save ask 134 fire. Pose of that. He can't keep me.

I'm trying to find it, dude. Yeah, I know. Just look for it. What is this? Oh shit. AI, Glenn, maybe. If it's AI, then that sucks. But if it's not, he's bringing back thick boy, dude.

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it's ghetto bitch but anywhere with you feels like home I spent so many nights on my own Chili Stop, stop As soon as little As he goes there, Cooney's like, okay All right.

It's so funny that he's still there He lives in Austin too There's no way this is new Oh it's old This has got to be old Okay got it Because I was gonna say You moved to Austin for six months

And then this is what you get As soon as Lilbrose comes in With a tiger thick Shirt dude I'm like Oh yeah That's gotta be old Yeah

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at the top, do you? Do you watch the fight? Peptide and gender conforming testosterone therapy user, Brendan Schaub tells heavy weights to get in shape and that he would have run circles around them post by Danny Kaufman too. I mean, that sounds fun.

Hey, can I just say something about the heavy weights? Oh, my nose. Hey, Taito Vasa, God bless you. That's what I said. Do they? Can you just get in some shape? Seriously. Both of them. Honestly, guys. Are there no treadmills where you guys are fun?

Honestly. Just get the aerodym bike. And let's just practice. I'm not trying to be a dick, but like. Baba, hold on. Taito of Vasa hasn't want to fight since 2002. I love the guy. He's great. He's such a character.

Do you know what I want to done to those guys if it was the height of the? Because they would have, yeah. What would they have done? They would have gassed out way too quickly. But that's, that is a terrible, that's just not disciplined. Well, think about this. You can absolutely come in there in shape. So you want to talk about the growth of the UFC?

Go back. eight years ago and watched the heavyweights. Oh, yeah, I know. Those guys wouldn't have touched even the early prelamps. Correct. They're not ranked in the top 30. Correct.

Correct. It's just a different, it's not, we're going backwards. Look at that. We're going backwards. I mean, I'm sorry, man. Those are my days, Chet. Not Brockwood. Alster, those are my days.

Now, we should mention those were also the days when you could put some miracle grow in your cereal. But having said that as well, you know you're right that it's funny what what testosterone can do but but either way you got to be in better shape you got it and you and you have to not come in so overweight it's your job it's your job no response to the steroids come yeah he's like like tie to avasa is has potential he can slug but you it's over you know it's over it's over it's like neither one will touch championship belt if with ufc

I don't think they cut them yet. Yeah. Yeah. It's just such a bad. Carl Anthony Thompson, to Greece out sea dry phone. I mean, there's not really much

to say about these. We're just so used to watching them. Yeah. I mean, we know Bapa thinks he's a great heavy weight. And it makes sense that he would say other people are fat. Yeah.

They're fat, so they suck. They weren't as good. When he was fighting, everybody was the best that's ever lived. But now they're fat slabs and they can't take steroids so it's not as fun to watch.

I mean, really, he couldn't even make a championship run. I mean, I haven't been watching UFC as much. Same. Could be something there. All right, we need some keywords here. We're deep in the fighter verse. Maybe bends? Here, they got timestamps here.

Brian on TRT, Brian, rage rating, Brendan and Nick. In the closet with his girl. Epstein files. All of it. It's fucking weird. Well, no. All of it's fucking weird.

What's not weird is, is really powerful men like Bill Gates going to an island and cheating on their wives. That ain't weird. That's been going on forever. He denied all this today. Of course, but I'm saying, I'm really... Is it normal to go to an island to cheat on your wife?

No. Couldn't you just do like... It's normal to go get a massage and get melt. Yeah, digits in the butt. Dude, if anything, Brendan Chob is coming out on top here, dude. Yeah, he's like, I just... He said, I cheat on my wife and Charleston. North Carolina, dude.

Yeah, like a normal human being. Yeah. I'm a Charleston Werewolf. Sorry. You know what Charleston Werewolves don't do? Kids. Eat babies? Yeah, eat children. Yeah. Oh, I'm a bad guy because I asked a masseuse whose job it is to do happy innings and put their finger in my butt. Oh. Sorry about that. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't have to go to an island for that.

Don't kill me, I guess. Fancy yourself, a fist of cuffs. Apparently there was a mask on the island that if somebody was wearing the mask, they could do whatever they want to anyone on the island. God, that's so terrifying. Right? Right. And it sounds real because it's so specific

and it kind of sounds like something that would be in that kind of thing. Damn, dude. Brian Callan would wear the mask. Right. Yeah, no, for sure. He would, oh, yeah, the mask. I get the mask up. You got to do what I say now that I have the mask.

It's an animalistic thing. It's like you're the animal on the island if you have the mask on. And then you go fuck anything. you want. You could make anyone suck your dick, stuff like that. Obviously, it's all sexual, too. It's not like you're going to have somebody change your oil or something. If you see Brian Callan in a mask on or off an island run. Yeah. Yeah. No matter who you are. Even if you see him with flip-flops on, he's in tiger mode, dude. Yeah. What I'm saying is that for the most part, it looks like that was the operation here, right? Well, it looks like the operation, right? It was a

brothel, basically, right? He was a worker for Mossad. Yes. And what happened is, and that's what we're getting, right? Well, that's basically what's happening. And people wonder, how did he get so rich? And it's kind of easy for, if you're working for the country itself, for them to be embezzling money and washing, laundering money. So he was basically just, I mean, technically a pawn for them to basically get, because you can't just like hire Bill Clinton. I think Kloh was talking about this, where he was like, you can't just hire Bill Clinton. You can't just hire these people. So what he did was get dirt on them, them, now you're in a, yeah, now you're, we don't, like, I'm not going to say whether I know or don't know if they showed up there knowing it was a kid. Like some of them, it seems like they

knew. Bill Clinton, if you go, you know it's a 14 year old. Listen, no, no, no, I'm not saying, like they showed up to the island going, they probably thought there's going to be girls. Like a rich guy party, like they don't know about them. Right. Well, the one time I get it. One time they'd probably get me. But when you go back. Like Bill Gates. They can still get them. One time. Yeah, dude. Shab gets an invite to St. Bards.

And he's like, maybe a party there. Like, no, no, Shab. Oh, okay. I won't go. How would Shab say Dershowitz's name? Oh, man. I can't believe that hasn't come up yet. Probably Dershitz.

Adam Dershitz. Oh. Dude, I saw Adam Dirtz at the freaking... You got a monster lawyer, Dershitz. Dershits? And you know, like, Like, that's how you, I'm surprised up seeing even went to jail with Dirlitz. He calls him Alan Donut.

Alan Donuts is lawyer. The same guy that worked on, I'm trying to think of a way to say OJ wrong. Okay. Same guy who works at, okay's case. O.K. Okay, Simpson. You know what I mean? Bill Clinton, when you're there 20 times, like, but, oh.

But, but here, hey. Hey, can I give you a, can I give you a just a little take as a new, a guy in New York? I wasn't in the scene. wasn't famous, but I saw, I saw, like, you would see, this is how things worked in New York City. If you were a famous athlete, if you were a fucking big time financier, if you were had any celebrity, all those modeling agencies were essentially a conduit. Raffles, yeah. It's not even that they were, they were just really hot.

And you were, you went to, you went, you got into clubs and you met those guys. Yes. And there was a whole arrangement. I mean, there's different levels. Oh, by the way, here's the other thing nobody talks about. And I love it. But I'm a little older. When you were a 16-year-old model,

my wife was a big model, my first wife. She went to New York, I think, but she was 13 because there was so much money to be made. Hey, parents, do better. Okay? I just know her parents were awesome. I'm like, whatever it's going to say to be gross. Yeah. Like, just disturbing.

He calls his first wife on the, the show and she's like, oh, no, that's usually Europe stuff. Like, he's bringing up stuff in New York, but she's like, no, that happened in Europe. He's in a moron too. That's not what we forget. Callan's kind of stupid. He's a bad person, but he's also stupid. Yeah. No, you don't get it. New York, dude?

Like, those, he said the modeling agencies in New York were prostitution rings. All of them? That's crazy. That's a crazy thing to say. Like, it's kind of, it's, uh, it's bad to say that about those women that are just models. They're like, wait a minute, I wasn't a prostitute. I was in a modeling agency. It's like if you're at a party, you're like, whoever doesn't do cocaine

at this party is gay. They went to which they probably, Brian's probably done that. He's like almost word for word. We'll see here. But her mom would be there with her. Her mom would be there because she knew. But please understand that those, the stories, I'm sure, by the time you're 13, by the time you're 16, back then in the 90s, the 80s and 90s? And let me tell you something. You think those clubs were looking at IDs? Here's my fake ID. They would provide you with one.

I can actually say that for a fact. I know girls that they're models that in New York City. Yeah, but I don't think he understands the point is like to stop all that. Yeah, this is bad. And he's got this big smile on his face. Like it's great. Like that's how it always was. That's how it's always going to be.

He acts like the 90s is some sort of get out of jail free card. You imagine you're a lawyer for one of these people. You're defending your client. And your honor, jury, what my client is accused of is horrible, right? We've heard the prosecution's case. They've outlined all these things that he did. But don't forget in his defense, it was the 90s. And then he goes, oh, okay.

When you're 13 or 16, it's the 90s. Yeah. If you're 13 or 16 then, yeah. So don't forget. It's a different time period. The 90s. As if I wasn't alive during the 90s and I don't remember it at all. Not that I was old enough to know about New York, but, you know, it's not as if we are completely morally bankrupt in the 90s.

Some people were normal, you know. Not everyone was engaging in this. That actually employ them. So what they would do is actually give them room and... Except for... everyone elected president. Yeah. Bored to just,

that was their job, is to show up to the clubs and be just the hot girl at the club. Of course. I'm hopefully nothing I'm saying. When I met my first wife, she was,

they called her the iron. Brandon does not like it. He's like, hot take, bro. Or. Like somebody said that's the iron. Let me see. The iron wife.

She was, they called her the iron door. Okay. I thought he said iron whore. I thought he said that too. I was like, that damn. Like somebody said,

that's the iron door. Nobody gets in that door. It was pretty cool. That's a hot nickname. It's a hot nickname. Nobody gets in that door. Wow. He's just hung out with shitty people, huh?

Yeah. They said that about your wife? Yeah. Weird. Yeah. The point is that there was a world when you were a top model in New York. You were in,

you immediately were in that elite circle of the most powerful men in the world. Hamptons, parties at the Hamptons. And again, Let me just say this again, everybody. But why are they there? They're using... Thank you.

It's literally the worst podcast of all times. It's so boring. This is so bad. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, the models in the Hamptons, it's just buzzwords. They don't even know what they're talking about? He's listening to you like, you don't let me finish? And, yeah, Shod says something that has nothing to do.

Why were they there? Why were they wearing? No, it's all... Is he some of the Hamptons or Epsons Island? Let's see. sex. No, you're sucking me on. But by the way, please understand. That's why they're there. Yeah, if you think that 15 and 16 year old models, that were, who were also on the cover of this, that, and the other thing, people like Kate Moss, do you think back in the 90s,

anybody was checking ID? Do you think back in the 90s, anybody was saying, hey, that girl, like she's 15, I hate to tell everybody. I hate to tell the order of the day. That was a creepy era. It was a creepy fucking era. There's a song. She's only 17. Calvin Klein's models were 15 and 60. That was the 60s. The Beatles? Yeah. But I don't understand what, yeah, that's, yeah, that's a good point. What is the, why

is he saying this stuff about the 15, 16, and the 90s? What is the what is the point that he's trying to make or help? I think he's making his point. It's ticking an L. He's not even saying, he doesn't say it's bad.

Yeah, no, it's bad. No, this is really bad. No, I'm saying Callan doesn't even... Yeah. It's almost like you're saying it's good. It's like, we don't know what's happened. It's like, okay, so you approve of it? Yeah, what is the...

It's literally people in power doing this. You're talking about model agencies and rich people. It's not rich people. It's like people that make the laws of our country. Yeah. That are fucking kids and eating babies. And putting on masks and fucking their workers. And the workers are.

like, fuck, he has the mask on and he has to fuck me. It doesn't sound like a good job. No. Dude. It's like so. Yeah, but this is also 2000. This is 2000 to be. Even then,

even then before, before everyone. Here's what I will say. I'm not saying. I don't like this take either. Dude. I'm just telling you how it was. I'm not making excuses for it.

I'm not making excuses for it. I'm saying. I don't know. I'm going to bring 26. When there's 12, 13, 14, I've been around. I'm not that old. If I went to a party and I see a fucking 12

you'll borrow. Check, please. How about this? I kill it. I'm not giving me like, oh, man, she has a fake guy, gee. This is the time. No, no, no. What I'm trying to say is this. What I'm trying to say is this. Brandon's the smartest one there. Yeah, no, I mean, if he wasn't trying to make, like, a joke out of it, you know, it's not, this isn't joke.

But in comparison to Callan, yeah. Callan's like, no, no, no, no, you get me wrong. And Chab's like, I'm not going to be there if there's a 15-year-old. That's what a normal person would say. It's funny because. Jobs trying to make the joke, but Callin's trying to be the serious point of like, they were 14.

Obviously, if you see a 13, 14, 15, get the 15, you'd be like, you'd be like, what the fuck are we doing here? Here's what I'm trying to say. I think they knew, right. The majority of those girls who were models, who came to New York as young as 13,

who were supposed to be looked over, Okay, I promise you, probably 50 to 60% of them have a story about how they were 16 dating a 32-year-old, how they were 16 dating a 4th. What's the point? Yeah, what is the point? Why are you saying this? You shouldn't be the one saying it. Let them say it. It's just a strange thing to say about a group of women that you don't even know.

50% of the 13-year-old models had a boyfriend that was in their 30s and did you say anything about this at the time? You just thought that was normal? Maybe if this is true, that's very strange but it just makes him look so what... I'm a broken record, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, the LA Times should write about this for sure.

45-year-old. You know why? Because it was fucking accepted. It's not the New York. parties those that are in question or the Palm Beach parties. It was accepted? Accepted by who? What goes on on that island?

That's where it gets. No, I'm just trying to tell you guys that. Nobody's talking about the fact that that... You know what this podcast is missing? It's missing Terrence Crawford. Yeah. After everything that they say, Terrence Crawford should have the same response that he had the other guy.

Now we know who you are. It could be anything Callan says, you could probably say that to him. Now I know who you are. Now I know your character. Now I know your character. You're basically a bitch. Well, let's watch a little bit more on the world finish. It was so, like, I'm, if anybody's surprised by this, I guess I was alive when it was happening.

And I'm sure you could agree with, I heard Pierce Morgan made a take where he said, pre-2008, he said, people didn't know because he wasn't, he was never charged. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So if you went there before that, they might have thought he was just a party. But after 2008, if you're still requesting to go to his island after he just did time, which sketchy, sketchy, there's a five-year mandatory sentence on what he did. Yes. And he only did six months of probation, which is sketchy.

There were 40 witnesses, most of them underage about this guy. Like Elon Musk asking to go to the island afterwards, sketchy, right? Yeah, again, I don't know if those people... I thought, did he, Elon didn't go to the island, I thought. He didn't, so that's the funny thing. He didn't communicate, then Elon turned it down, right? I think his name is Mark Saylor, who's the guy with the Bitcoin guy. Yeah.

Both of them were seen as not fun enough to come to the island. Which is funny because Stephen Hawking was allowed, but they're like fucking. Stephen party. These autistic weirdos. Yeah, that's enough. It's a wrap on you guys. Ridiculous. Not good.

Not a good look for anybody. It's always a bad thing if there's a 13-year-old around. That's insane. Sure. 14, 15, 16, 17. No. No, and it's funny to be like, it's, this whole thing is so bad, you know.

I mean, number one is, it's such a serious topic, right? And they're like doing bits about it or whatever. Not that great to begin with. Callan is kind of going off this historical perspective he has on how, they don't get it. It was really bad back then. everybody knew about it, it was fine, it was accepted.

It doesn't say it's bad ever. Shob is like, uh, what? He's just the normal shop. And then it goes to a Stephen Hawking joke. It's like, it's just a mess. It's a mess. The worst podcast about it. Yeah, it's really bad.

Yeah. You know. Bobby Lee is one of my closest friends. I mean Bobby talk about it. No one's been more supportive when I started than Bobby Lee, dude. It's just so weird for Calh to be like this, dude. Just, but there's the videos on. on it, I think

Too lazy to try American redag. They all got their hits going on right now, dude. Oh, I do want to see that. Yeah. The last thing I want to say real quick. Go for it. I watched a little bit of the podcast cringe thing. I know this is kind of a serious episode at the end,

but, you know, it's always serious. We're a very serious podcast. Ten minutes. We don't do jokes, and it's only ten minutes long, so strap the fuck in. I watched a little bit of the Ben's thing on the podcast. Sorry, go for it. Go for it.

My bad. And that fucking guy is full of shit. Did you watch any of that? Oh, yeah, yeah. That guy is one of the most foolish of people I've ever. His blackmail thing where he was like, dude, it doesn't make sense. He wouldn't have blackmailed anybody because if he had blackmailed somebody one time,

then everybody would have known and then they would have never... That is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard someone say out loud. It's like, did you work? Was he in the CIA or something? Or he worked in the government? It was embarrassing for whatever organization he's working for that's telling him to say that. Because, I mean, just for so many reasons.

That's how blackmail works, dumbass. Dude, he said juice the deal so much. Yeah, that was disgusting. That was weird. Girls juiced the deal, especially the younger the girls are, the juicier the deal. Joe, you want a juicy deal? I got a couple juicy deals waiting for you outside. Once you blackmail somebody, then they're blackmail.

They don't, they have no choice. That's the whole thing. there's so many famous people, Trump himself, who is openly blackmailing people. It's a whole part. And still people go to Mar-a-Lago all the time to get blackmailed now. The whole thing, like, I was listening to that and being like, this is crazy.

This doesn't make any sense at all what he's saying. Right. It wasn't worth it. Yeah, no, it's... That's social media. This isn't real. Of course. Whenever I have to talk, you're going to push a button, but it's fine.

No, every single fucking major comedy podcast right now sucks ass. And ours included. We're doing terribly right now. Yeah. Because we, you know, we just don't understand. We don't get it. That's facts. I hate how it's like Joe Rogan and Brian Kahn are like,

you guys don't get it. Everyone knows this. And everyone likes it. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a, I don't really know what's really going on, but it's certainly not that characterization of it.

Well, all I know is that people are dying that are affiliated with this guy left and fucking right. And then this guy's being like, you don't think somebody's going to speak up? It's like, no, everyone's fucking dying. People are dying from COVID from fucking heart attack, like overfilled lungs, killing themselves and shooting themselves in the face. You know what I mean? Nobody, they're fucking blackmail, dude. How could they're just basic common sense? They said there was no files. Yeah. Right? None. And now there's 20,000 emails. Are those not? Three million.

Or whatever it is. Three million. Yeah. That was a shavism. But three million. So just explain that. Just explain that part. That doesn't make any sense.

No. But the blackmail thing, I don't know why that got to me so hard. I was just like, this is, of course somebody was blackmailed. At least one person had to, the whole thing is like, you wouldn't, if you do this kind of thing,

thing you would absolutely blackmail people. Yeah. It doesn't make sense. Did you listen to that whole episode with Mike Benz and Joe Rogan? No, I just, the podcast screen part. It was boring with like, like emphasis on, like it was like supposed to be boring. You know what I mean? It was like an attrition of boring. Joe Rogan let him talk for like long periods of time.

He had this weird rhythmic way of speaking the whole time that was like on a metronome, dude. And it was like to bore you to death and to like get these things in your head about they were just juicing the deal. They were just like, you know, oh, I ran contra. Let's talk about Iran Contra for 30 minutes. Let's talk about JFK for 10 minutes. Let's talk about September 11th.

And then just like, see, that's why this makes sense. It's like none of it made sense. They didn't talk about the thing while talking about it for three hours. Yeah. You know? I mean, it's not even a good thing really. I know this is probably something that people do,

but it's not even a good thing to have a bunch of women there just as props for your business. business deals in and of itself. That's not really like morally good. Right? You're like trying to have, get them to fuck these guys for whatever, no, God knows what.

That's also bad. Yeah. I mean, that maybe is like over time has gotten more and more people are really like, what am I doing here? Who are these women? But yeah, the Bame, this Ben's guy is like, do you see you defended this shit for four hours on a podcast with Joe Rogan?

Do you feel good about your stuff? right. Aren't you embarrassed? Right? It's just, uh, also you don't make any sense. Yeah. Nobody believes this bullshit that you're saying. It's blockbusser. Getting too serious. I'm driving my son to baseball practice.

Anyways. All righty. Well, that's it for us, y'all. See you next week.