10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub is Bawlz Deep in PIZZAGATE | 10 Minutes of Schaub #182

Episode Date: October 3, 2026

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Play the clips, Jim. All right, we got a post from S-L-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E. E2. And it's called I Bet. Let's see here. If you're a sex offender, this neighborhood is a jungle, sir. I bet. What does he say when he opens it up?

This looks like a scene from the room. I'm never, uh. Something about, good day, Bruno or a good day, Bruno or. great, what does he say? Oh, hey, Bruno. Oh. That is what you're right.

Brian. He's talking when I push playing. Oh, sorry. I was complimenting. I think you got it. Let's see. Bob never and huh. Some, some, some, some.

It's not hello. It's not a salutation. It's like checking in on something they've already spoken about before. One more time. Oh, never. Oh, I got it. Did you get it?

No. Rough neighborhood, huh? Oh. A member, huh? Oh. Damn. Can you imagine how much he fucked it up for them to go with that take? And that guy's like, Paul's like, nah. Who's Paul?

That's an actor's name. You know this guy? Yeah, dude, he's famous. He's a big guy, a big deal now. Paul Walter Houser? He used to work at Flappers. Isn't that crazy? Does that make sense?

Really? Oh, wow. I remember him from Flavvy's a very nice guy. Well, he looks like Ken Pringle. Happy for his success, sad that he's in this clip with fucking. Brian Callan. With the rapist. Tough Nate Ron, huh?

But dude, he's such a bad actor. I heard Brian Callan whining about how he didn't turn into... George Clooney. Yeah, might as well be. It was like, Ryan Reynolds. Oh, okay. And he's like, you know, I guess I just, I mean, I don't have what he has. But you're so far from having what Ryan Reynolds has.

Yeah. You can't even say tough neighborhood, huh? They by them, huh? The director was like, fuck. I mean, this movie is trash. We'll just go with it. Yeah. Maybe they only filmed it one time.

Brian's like, you sure you got it? I kind of... The director's like, Brian, all right, so when you come in the room, let's make a different choice and this and that, whatever. And then he talks for like three more minutes because you know how they just talk too much.

And then Brian goes, I like your days. That was his response back. And the director's like, all right, we got it. All right, just walk into the fucking room. I just need money for Coke. All right, this one's called Oscar Worthy performance posted by Righteous Balls 8. Let's see. Why is it not going? No. Why?

How can they do this? Oh my God, dude. You know, he's in the bushes and is playing this music and it's Call and again acting. is it, Callan acting is a good duch in it of itself. It's so bad at it that it's just funny to watch. Yeah. This would be the role for him, though. Mm-hmm. I heard his character in, uh,

the Joker was not only a comedian, but also a sex offender. Is this? Hey. All right. No, I'm totally off. Elizabeth Banks. You thought it was Shakira. Well, let's see if it's Shakira in it, real quick.

That's Elizabeth Banks. Yeah. You're like in writing of all time. Yeah. Yeah. No, it doesn't make any... Is he doing a bit of some kind, the crack dealer? I mean, just off to a terrible start with this show today, huh?

I mean, the worst acting of all time. And it's bad, yes. But I'm curious as to how Callan gets this role. Who casts him as a crack dealer? He's a low down and dirty person. But he's not... Dealing crack. Yeah, no, he's not the right fit for a crack dealer.

It's not, he's also a very unfunny. I think they were going for like, funny drug dealer. Mm-hmm. But Callan's not that. Callan is a pervert. You cast him as that. Yes.

And he nails it like he did. Tough neighbor, huh? Tevin you, huh? It was delivered so badly that we thought that character's name was Bruno. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's rough, man. Bruno, yeah?

Go see you, bro, huh? Dude, everything they eat. All right, let's see here. BGL continues to name the Waters, posted by Safe As 1344. We read this last week? I think so. Yeah, we did. Yeah.

Shout out to BGL, dude. How do you ruin a already dead career posted by Dana White's mom? Brian Callan just ruined his entire career, by the way. Great video. Already saw it. Yeah, yeah. 10 stars. 10 stars, dude.

Chef's Kiss. Okay. So I don't know if you've kept up on the slow Joe drama that's been happening over as of recently. Not really. Let's just say that her vitamins and diet, you know, peptides. Petite shit that she's been slinging on Instagram.

She needs to get her tonsils taken out now. Oh, fuck. Seriously? Fuck. What? That's the narrative? I guess that makes me a big old pussy. But OnlyFans getting closer posted by C-Cabinet 8565. Let's see here.

All right. Yep. She's going to start an only fans. Yeah. She's like, listen, Brent, I only have like two years left. You know? Got to make some money. Come on.

the mortgage you're going to be itself. We have property taxes. All right, I'll stop. Let's see here. What happens next? Part 18. The Great Icarus lives posted this one. I'm not sure unless you wanted to say something about Slojuana.

Oh, no, I got nothing on that. I mean, the video speaks for itself there, I think, you know? Dicey, dicey! Part 18, let's go. What happens next? Yeah, I love Jack Carlo. You don't know anything about him, Brinand. And you don't have any color.

You think just because... Okay, you read them off. You're into white rappers. You know everything? Or you think you're better than me, B? I think it's A. Yeah, I think A too. But if it's B, then this is like so redacted.

Both are pretty funny, I guess. You're into white rappers? You know everything? We fly first class up in the sky. Come on, dog. I'm the biggest Jack Harlow fan. You know, it's funny, I don't really know his name. Like, I mean, I can tell from this.

I know it's not Jeff Horlo. But that's why I'm going on. Or Jark. I'm sorry. Jark. Jark. Horelo. I know it's not that.

But I know from this clip now that it's actually Jack Harlow. All right. So, A, Jark Horlo. Jark Horlo, yeah. I'm the biggest Jark Harlow. He really says Jarke. Oh my God, dude.

I think it's Jark Harlow fan. Jark Harlow. I'm the biggest John Carlo fan. John Carlo. An Italian rapper. Delia get me laughing. Oh, really?

Dude. Oh, yeah. Prosuro. Prasuro. Oh, I like that. Prachito. Prasuto, prosciutto. All right.

These guys were cooking, dude. Dongellivan. Chanks. Dude, dude, Poppy. What are you doing, bro? Jornadoer Moli. General Gondon,

listen, guys. Matarella. Matarella. Okay, so everyone stop what they're doing right now. Tiger Thig, Tiger. He says Tiger Thick, dude. He's definitely going to say Tiger Think, Tiger.

Oh, my God. He's drunk. He's a jar carlo. It's so funny. He break. Now, my God. I'm out of a matter.

Pancho, poncho. I love it, dude. Can you play margarina and margarita one more time? Let's see here. Let's go right up to it right there. Dude, I knew he was going to say margarita, margarita. I just wanted him to say, tiger thing. It would have been more.

That's what I like about the choices, the multiple choice answers. That some of them are not redacted enough. And then some of them are too redacted for even. him to say. Yeah. I mean, I knew and wanted him to say margarita, margarita because of how funny I knew that would be. And then he did. Am I got to eat that? I got to eat because all right. I guess that goes there. The whole show used to be that. Theo Vaughn and Chris Daly is saying stuff. And then Shab saying something absurd and them having that. Okay. Bro, I listen to, I'm not going to lie, dude. I listen to the whole Golden Hour podcast this week.

Oh, shit. Yeah, dude. It took me about two days to recover for sure. I didn't even sound like myself for two days, you know? But it's just a hard listen, dude. It's not good. I bet. It's got to be rough now. Even with something like so, you know, magnetic, like the Epstein files, where it's like you just can't turn away sometimes.

Then you put on the golden hour, you're like, maybe I can turn away sometimes, you know? Because they're just like talking in circles on like culture war type shit, you know? Yeah, if they find a way to, and I'm sorry I don't want to trigger anybody. And, oh, yeah, you can't talk about anything. Probably can't even talk about that. Yeah, sure. Epstein did all this stuff,

but if you're fat, you need to lose weight. Let's see here. Head to AIP.com slash shop. If not, get a 30-day free trial at AIP.com slash shop. That's A-I-P-com slash shop. S-E-H-A-B.

That's just obvious. We know that one. Does that make sense? S-H-A-B. S-H-A-B. Yeah, that's not how you spell your name, dude. Jeez, dude. Cornice.

We saw brown bears just strolling around on the shores. Saw dare in the lodge, saw snakes in the grass. Wow, these are two good choices. I want to say deer in the lodge. Oh, man. Dude, I didn't even get that at first, that it's a deer.

Yeah, Saul, Saul, obviously, because he says Saul. It's funny that it says, snakes in the grass would be the right one, right? But it still says Saul. But he wouldn't call it snakes, though. He would call him dirt serpents. Oh, okay, yeah. Let's see. I mean, dare, we're coming up to the lodge.

I mean, it's like. It's like Jurassic Park. That one I remember, dude. Spicy. Drastic. Jurassic Park Jurassic Park obviously deer Bears

yeah not dinosaurs he's just he's on a different IQ level comedy wise than we are facts he's playing checkers not chess you saw that yeah I did yeah

okay yeah I mean it's like straight up Jurassic Park style man Jurassic Park style the way he says it and doesn't realize at all is also always classic there's no

because you know we fuck up and we go oh man fuck yeah like Shakira but I realize it you know and I go oh that's Elizabeth Banks but there's no he never gets his Elizabeth Banks and thank God for you that you don't read the comments too hey I've never seen one yeah I never will okay I've got a multiple choice question for you now

yeah do you think he goes to another clip or does he do a drastic parg little video at the end here hmm another clip I think all right let's see it's cool I got it, dude. I never seen this either, by the way. Really?

No, yeah. I just... Damn, dude. The last couple of... That's the narrative. The last couple of what happens next things, he does like a clip at the end. Since you guessed it and I didn't.

I guess that makes me a big old pussy. Margarita, Margarita. Margarita. What is that? Sick as I'm on me. Because you're busy watching Jurassic Park.

T-Rex in the fucking city. Where's the goat? Mar-a-Marita, Mar-a-ina. You're in a terrifying, like, life-or-death situation, and you see that clip, Mar-Garita. Shout out to Brendan Scha-N-Ka-N-Kiris-Libs, dude. I love those what happens next thing. Yeah, it's really good. All right, this one's called Shab is turning a corner on Internet sentiment.

It's so easy to appear even slightly likable when the other end of the conversation is defending Epstein affiliates, props to Bubba, posted by a thunderous quiff. That's facts. Yeah, I mean, he's not saying the absolute wrong thing every time. Yeah. He's got some points there. Yeah. I mean, it's been a heavy week for TFATK.

They're getting views, but also people hate them. Yeah, they're getting the Nicole Arbor treatment. Yeah. But, you know, like we said before, he's an idiot. surrounded by villains, evil people. So every once in a while, the idiots, you know, him just being stupid is actually better than being evil.

Well, do you have a gun? No. Say less. Let's see here. Joe Rogan hates Tiger Thick, posted by Farcy, Far Cry, Farcy. Far cry X1Z. I had people over and I poured them Tiger Thick.

I didn't tell them every single one. I was like, holy fuck. Yeah, it's great. Just maybe not the thick part. I like it. I like that name. That's my brand. You don't like Tiger Thick? I like it.

Okay. Do you like the name? What do you want? What do you want? No, no, no. Doesn't that be Trace? What do you want? What do you want?

Jack Thick? Just something. Something that doesn't make me embarrassed to tell people what it is. Tiger Thick. How are you embarrassed? What are we talking? What are you? Tiger Thick.

Can I say, I don't like the name? Yeah. You know what, dude? I don't like the name either. I agree. What I find surprise. rising in that last clip is that I like the name Tiger Trace. Tiger Trace, yeah.

It's at least better than Tiger Thick. Honestly, you know what name I would have liked for his whiskey? Durastic Park. That would have been great. Or Margarita Margarita. That would be so stupid that he names whiskey Margarita Margarita. That would be funny. It would do better than Porosos or Tiger Thick.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, Tiger Thick isn't a historically bad name. Yeah, you're like Rogan. Don't like the name. Rogan don't like the name? He was like, I love the whiskey. Don't like the name.

I was like, well, where Rogan is smart. Well, not when it comes to marketing. What are you talking about, if it was stand-up or, you know, or business-wise, I'll listen. But Markin, I'll take you from here. Isn't marketing part of business? Yes. Yeah, okay.

In fact, yeah, I was just looking it up and, in fact, you're right. It is. Yeah. Oh, we'll take it from here. It's pretty hilarious that Joe specifically says the thick part when that's literally the entirety of Papa's empire. And Brenda acting like he has a PhD in marketing over here. What is that video from? I don't know.

I want to see more of that too lazy. Probably one of the many. Oh, yeah, like a too lazy-ish person. It sounded like if Too Lazy had a baby with unique or beige. No, literally like if Too Lazy is unique had a baby. Yeah. There's no threesomes. There's no threesomes in the commentary channel space, dude. I know all about that.

Let's see here. In America, jelly roll is bigger than Bad Bunny posted by Dandy Kaufman 2. First of all, no. Is America the Timo Studios? Because that is there, maybe. Oh, okay, yeah. We don't really talk about Bad Bunny that much. Yeah, the TMO doesn't talk shit about, what's it called?

Bad Bunny at all. He doesn't matter. There's no comments about Bad Bunny. though the bad bunny stuff it just it doesn't make sense it's not it's not racist to say it's not race any facet to go man after he's still saying facet

Superball it's Super ball oh my God do you think they have a white word in the studio where they're like make sure you say facet make sure you say super ball you know I wonder yeah

do they try to correct them at all do they ever say hey you're saying super ball. Why do you keep doing that? You need to stop in every facet. America's pastime. It is America's past time. It's also, it should be an English speaking artist. Or I would say this, it's fine. And that's not racist to say, but it's also like if I tune into the World Cup or whatever it is, somewhere international, I expect that's going to be their shit. Well, I, to me, he's very talented. he's also an American superstar, right?

So I would just have subtitles. So we understand what he's saying, maybe? I don't know. No, you fucking do in English. They haven't had a white artist in seven years. Seven years? Seven years, Bubba. White artist.

That's crazy. Dude, puppy. It's so funny that he's like, it's not racist to say, you know, that it should be in English. And then he follows that up with, the race of the artist. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's not doing himself any favors in this argument. He made it about race. Yeah. And haven't had a white artist in seven years. Bubba. And that's something that Shab is really pissed off about.

Yeah. He needs that white halftime show. You got to see where he's coming from, though, too. He's trying to have dinner and there's Spanish happening around him. You know what I mean? He turns on the Super Bowl, Super Bowl.

Yeah. And it's just Spanish. He's like, dude, dude, Bobby. What do we do? in here, bro. He can't escape it. Yeah. You're right.

He can't even go on a diet without it affecting him, dude. Like, taikitos are not cute. Did you know that? It's fucked up because he's on that diet, right? And she brings the taikitos. So it's like, damn, he can't even eat food. And on top of that, now the halftime show, he doesn't understand it. And he can't even say, Karnesaw.

No, and those are his favorite things to say. People make fun of him when he's like brings up brilliantly how funny it is. like chilead. Chilera yeno. No, no, no. That was Cooney really tries. He tries to say it, Amy, and see how much people laugh. But then he's criticized.

People are like, oh, what are you doing that? Woke shit. But if you can give me a favor, yeah, woke shit for sure. Can you hit Pico de Gallo? Pico de gallo. He says that really well, dude. He says that. Pico de gallo.

That's like this, that's his gateway drug into learning Spanish as being able to say Pico de Gaio. Hit it one more time. pico de gallo what if okay they do the super bowl halftime show but it's dubbed over bad bunny's thing

with all those things like wherever I'm chariot they go de gallo have they done that yeah I don't know they should though if he had done that if bad bunny had done that

instead of what he did would Shob like the Super Bowl Tita me Pregontos they go pico de gall yeah oh shit that's my fucking special

that's not normal I don't know what the fuck I don't know what's going on It's not normal. Yeah, but I think they go with who's the most popular, right? So a lot of the artists that are really popular are not white. Hip hop, stuff like that, right? So that part of it's just demographics.

It's kind of like podcasts. Like if you're not a popular podcast, you don't get a lot of views, you know? What are you saying about that? It's like part of us, what is going to get the most numbers? Well, what I'm saying is that if there was a halftime podcast, that would be crazy if the halftime show became a podcast. It wouldn't be them. No.

It would be Call her Daddy. Yeah, Call her Daddy, J.R.E. No. Joe Rogan's not at the top. No? Candice Owens, call her daddy. You know what I mean? That would be so crazy if Candice Owens was the halftime show.

The Charlie Kirk show with anyone from TPSA doing that. Or you like to say, T-Pusa? Two-Pusa. Yeah. Or, yeah. Yeah, T-Pusa. Everybody was like, T-Mose has fucked your mind up for you.

say deep pusa. You're like, they made this after us. That's 10 minutes of pusa. Well, in America, jelly roll is bigger than bad bunny. Yeah. Jelly. Yeah.

Is it? And I helped him to do that. Yeah. Because bad bunny hasn't even been on T. fat cake. Well, what he's trying to say is that jelly roll is the biggest person in America. Life size wise.

Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry. Oh, you thought numbers? No. No, no. Just space he takes up. Somebody help. me lose all this way.

Amount of buffet that's going to be eaten at a time. Yeah, dude, you put Bad Bunny at a buffet with jelly roll? Who's eating more food? Yeah, Bad Bunny is maybe not eating that much. Not a chance. Yeah. I would imagine. Yeah.

Now, internationally, Bad Bunny destroys them. Bad Bunny's up there with Drake. Yeah. But in America. But is this a money thing or a political thing? You know what I mean? What is the decision? Political.

Political. You know, they only get paid to the Super Bowl. You know that, right? There's no payment. There's no payment. No. Because it ups your profile, which the people tune in. A lot of people don't know who bad bunny are,

and they're like, oh, I'm going to download his music, so he makes his money off the promotion. The whole thing, I'm just like, all right. I know. All right. I know. It's fucking weak, man. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't have that strong an opinion about it. I'm not going to get worked up about it with all the problems in the world. I think he, and now, Paul. I thought he loves fish. He's got to fry him up, dude. He's always been a fish guy. Politics are leaking over into sports.

It's exhausting. Everything's politics. You're just like, oh, fuck. Everything is politics. I just want to watch the game. Yes. Yeah, like, like, like, I don't need end racism in the fucking end zone.

I don't need to worry about if bad bunny's going to say something about ice or wear a dress. I'm just trying to watch a fucking game and eat this buffalo chicken dip. He didn't do either of those things. He didn't wear a dress. He didn't touch on ice. Yeah. That's your worry. you do. Yeah.

He doesn't speak Spanish though. So he's like, this song is about ice, huh? That's true. He wouldn't even know if he did. Yeah. I don't care. I mean, you watch the Super Bowl, dude. Just watch the football. You don't have to... He's like, I'm really worried about what bad bunny's going to do during the halftime. I can wear a dress.

My son's going to be gay. I just want to watch football. I don't want to make my son fucking gay. Yeah. My son thinks of Mexico's a state now. And like, I used to be able to watch football, but now I got to keep my kids away from the TV or else they're just going to be like guys and dresses and singing in Spanish. Man, is he just me or is this fucking half-time show spicy? Bad Bunny is just, you know, an artist. Jelly Roll is a former convict convicted of what, drugs or something?

Yeah. Has tattoos all over his face? A lot of accusations, much like this guy right here. Posted by Scared Pomegranate 84. I might sound crazy, but is it all right if I give Bapa an ounce of a? compliment or not for not defending Epstein like his boys. Is there anything else? No, let's see the first, the bar is so fucking low.

The first comment, ratioed. Yeah. I mean, you got to, to get that funny comment, you need to do the post, though. Yeah, true. Hand in hand. Facts. All right.

So enough Slowjo and BGL or BLG? What's BLG? Did Brennan Chob make this post? Enough Slowjo and BLG. Let's go back to 2016. I think this has been making the rounds. I think it might be the Pizza Gate clip from the fight companion. What Pizza Gate is about?

Are you familiar with that? Pizza gate? Yes. No, but sounds dope. Yes, yes. I do. Sounds dumb. I love Papa, dude.

I need a fucking tater tot once a wee. Tatergate. Tatertot. Tatergate. What is Tatergate? Sounds dope. I don't know what it sounds fucking awesome. What are they doing? A tatergate.

He has an uncanny ability to say the wrong thing. And whenever I asked about anything. Well, you know, a lot of this episode has been heavy Brian Kallin, you know, good-doo-shining. Yeah. It's not going to stop here, dude. Oh, okay, good. I mean, okay, so Pizza Gate and if shop is around in time at different times,

like, oh my God. You're what happened at Pearl Harbor? No, it sounds awesome. Fuck yeah. Why are you, dude? Gate. Oh, shit. You ever heard about the French Revolution?

No, yeah. I don't know. I don't know what other examples. Gillotine. What's that? A guillotine? What's that? A quesadilla? That makes no sense. A French cassidia. What's that? French? Yeah. It's a cassidia with sauce on it. I don't know. Bobby Lee is one of my closest friends. I'm redacted. You know, I've never heard of it. Please explain to me. I'm not going to explain it. I'm not even to get to it.

But I'm just all I'm going to say. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, before you go into it, it's been debunked. It's the biggest bunch of bullshit. It's the big. It's fake news. It's fake news. They prove this fake news. You're And if you believe that, it's ridiculous. It's the big, so the Democratic for the power, the power structure and the Democratic Party are pedophiles and they all communicate with each other with those secret paddles. Is this where we're going to pop off like this? Eddie, Eddie, look at me. It was, it was proven to be a horseshit stuff. Branden's having the ball, dude.

He loves, he loves when Callan gets shit on. Anything that could turn into Cal and getting made fun of is, like, his favorite thing, which is funny because Callan is the only person. that constantly defends him for his idiocy and ridiculousness. That's his YouTube algorithm is just Brian Callan hate. Yeah, that's probably what Shab watches. Story. If you buy into it, the joke is on you. I'm telling you.

Wow. Wow. I'm telling you. That's very unbelievable. Unbelievable. So what is the, so are you saying what? Are you saying that the infrastructure? This is what I'm saying.

Come on. This is what I'm, what? But hold on a second. This is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying is, it's so fucking. dark. All the shit Alex Jones has been saying, he's been saying all that Pizza Gate shit for 20 years.

He's been saying everyone thought he was, no, you couldn't believe anything he said because of the things he's saying. Now when you look at Pizza Gate, all that shit he was saying that everyone thought he was crazy for. That shit's real now. It's a fake news story, Eddie. Dude. It's a fake news story.

You're fucking idiot. It's so weird because you know, why can't Brian count let him speak first of all? And why is he so defensive about it? Because usually on these podcasts, even when it comes to subjects of conspiracy theories, it's pretty like there's levity to everything.

Yeah. Except for this. You're on the Joe Rogan podcast. It's a comedy show. Yeah. You got goofy conspiracy guys. You're not going to like let it out. But no, no, no, no, no.

He's very, yeah. And Brandon Shaw's like, this is dope. Yeah. Brennan doesn't know where he is. Yeah. This is his drunken era. Brendan's snorting at. He's,

The camera's not on him. Every news part, every credible news organizations that's all bullshit. CNN? Like, I don't know. Washington Post. Where do you get your news, Brian? Where do you get your time?

The economists, take both sides. Take the right and the left. It's a laugh. It's a joke. It was a joke. Wow. All I got to say is, wow. So Eddie, so the power structure.

Is it too much? Eddie, the power structure are all pedophiles? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? That's what I'm talking about. Man love? So the power structure are It's a joke

Brian. It's a joke Have you seen the documentary conspiracy of silence? Have you seen that? Sure haven't, buddy. Of course you have. I don't get my news from YouTube.

I don't get my news from YouTube. I get my news from from CNN, Washington both Incredible news organizations from the independent lines of inquiry. Hey Joe, can you do me a favor since I'm outside?

What is pizza game? Okay. He's like, he's still stuck. Can we get some right now? he wants pizza so bad. Oh man. Yeah, Brendan is like the only person

that keeps us entertaining. Yeah. And literally, like I know it's entertaining in hindsight because he's being ridiculous, but just it's kind of funny too. Yeah. What he's doing.

Brian's just being boring. Brian still thought he could be like a famous actor at this point. So he's trying to like be, oh, maybe a clip of me debunking this nut job. Yeah. Eddie. They're for sure eating.

babies, but I want to be an actor so bad. He doesn't care. Yeah. He's like, yeah, dude, in the 90s, I mean, people wouldn't bat an eye if he ate in the baby. He imagined he makes that. He's like, look, I mean, look, and we all saw the picture of the baby. The baby was blown out. Look delicious.

And, I mean, it was just a thing back then. I'm going to call my wife because she knows that people in New York eat babies. Dude, in the 90s walking out of the street in New York, who's not eating babies? Yeah, the food trucks had it. Yeah, food trucks had babies. There was this special code. Like, I know, because I'm friends with a billionaire, you know, and they walk different. You know how billionaires walk?

And he starts doing this horrible bit. By the way, by my sandals. By the way, this billionaire, his thighs worth billions. You know, you see a hot guy. He's got six, six-pack abs. You want to squeeze them. In layman terms. There's a guy who worked for Hillary Clinton's campaign, and his name is Podesta, right?

John Podesta, that's his name. There's, uh, I like, Eddie Bravo doesn't know. He's like, uh, they just fuck babies, dude. Yeah. Eddie Bravo knows like the broad strokes of what happened. But the specifics, I think you, probably not there. You know, they've had the sign that said, play, eat, drink. Mm-hmm.

Ped. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Dude, it's fucking. Yeah. You can be real carefully to start anything. Yeah. Any hidden messages?

You have to have a person go through there. Are there any hidden messages here? Because I literally just want to make pizza. Okay? This is a pizza restaurant. Dave Portnoy comes. You're like, oh, my God. He's a pedophile, too.

Just, can I just make, when you remember I know we used to be able to just make pizza for people? And there wasn't this whole thing. There's some pizza restaurant in, is it in D.C.? Just leave it to Washington. Comet ping pong and besta pizza. And apparently they have art that's like this kind of famous pedophile like bizarre. It's two ping pong pad art.

Which is close to the man love. Is that all it is? What about those paintings? Man loves okay? No, no, no, no. He's just saying he's just saying it's just also happening to be two pin pong pong house. So it's a piece of restaurant with some paintings on the wall. But Brian, what are the paintings that they're being accused of having?

Shav rules. I mean, sometimes he just fucking gets it. He's like, well, where's the gate? He thinks it's a literal gate. I think Shab is killing it in this clip, unironically. I'm on Shob's side. And like, Shob's being funny. And like, so it's a pizza restaurant with paintings.

That's exactly what I said. Like, when I was trying to understand what's going on. I think Shob's killing it. The man loves, so the man love. No, but not that, not the symbol. There's some paintings that were connected to. Do you know what I'm talking about? There was some, like, very bizarre.

It disturbed the shit out of me so much. I said, I don't want to spend any time looking at this. You know what I know for sure, though? For sure, 100%. That speaker of the house guy, Dennis Hasser, that got put away for like 15 months for being an admitted child molester. The idea that you could only get,

and the idea that this guy was a speaker of the house. I should say that's not true. Shop just goes, that's not true. Why? Dennis Haster did get put away for that. Admitted child molester, right? The idea that you... Shavs awesome.

She was like, no, we're talking pizza right now. Doesn't count. What are you talking about kids? You're talking about pizza, be? You could only get... And the idea that this guy was the speaker of the house. Yikes. He was...

Yikes. Oh, man. Speaker of the house. And he was fucking kids when he was a wrestling coach. And he eaten pizza? Still on the pizza. He's a child. He's focused on what's important to him.

Pizza still. Oh my God. They can be talking about anything. Yeah. The end of the world nuclear code. Shab's like, and when is the pizza coming though? The red phone is ringing. Shab's like, is that Domino's?

You're right. He should be president, dude. Renn to Shab should be our president. Shav could be in like a terrorist situation busting through the door to get the tears with a gun at his hand. And he's like, he looks over to see if pizza's pizza get delivered yet. Pizza? No, this is a different guy

I'm just trying to tie everything around I don't, dude, I don't know what it was I don't know if it was because he's old and he's very sick and ill but it means nothing to me. The idea that you could get an admitted kid fucker and you only give him 15 months That's shady. There's more of the story.

I'm sure there is. I'm sure there is more of the story but the facts remained that that guy got a very short sentence and was the speaker of the house and was a child molester. I don't want to. He really 100% was a job list. Yeah. But there are always going to be pedophiles in that group.

Instead of having this like... There's always going to be pedophiles in that group. Brian knows. Yeah. How does he know? Next question. New York in the 90s. Gigantic blanket attitude that what he's saying is ridiculous and then getting super emotional about it. Let's just look at

the actual fact that a guy who was a pedophile was the speaker of the house. Has nothing to do with this story? You're right. It doesn't. But to mock the idea that people who are pedophiles can't get to high positions of power was exactly what you were doing. It's not at all what I was doing.

Well, you're getting real emotional about it. I was getting emotional because this story was proven through many independent lines of inquiry to be literally a hoax. And when you give it a voice, when it's a hoax. And I love Brian Callan. He's my favorite comedian. He's so funny.

You think Trump is supportive of Callan because he's buying an narrative? Rogan thinks there's 250. I think there's one. That would be so funny if Trump started saying positive things about Callum. He's like, you know, Joe is great, great guy. But Callan, that's my guy. Facts.

He's so good. I walked in the room. I said, Brian Callan is, he does this thing where there's a hot guy and whatever and he's got great thighs. He squeezes him and do the squeeze thing, Callan. Just like a cow, Callan. Move. you know these people look at it way closer than anybody at this table it's not about conspiracy theory here what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to say

guys guys hold on this was this was kind of a this was a big hoax and so many different people who looked at it who don't have an agenda they looked into it what's going on so it's a fake story but one of those fake story I don't believe in pizza game it's funny to be like the people that looked at no one has an agenda I don't know about that I don't know they like fucking kids so Yeah, so any other thoughts on that, dude? I mean, Callan is, I,

Calen just sucks ass and Shab is hilarious. That's the story of our time, right? You know, it's just, it's always going to be that. Callan is like never good. Even when I may agree with him that the Pizza Gate is probably not real, but it's funny in hindsight because all these emails come out. And it's like, yeah, yeah, it does absolutely seem like a latezer doing some fucked up shit. Yeah, you're right.

right, dude. I don't believe in PizzaGate, but Grape Soda Gate is something else. DataTagate. No, grape, so, you know. What's great? Oh, my bad. No, you don't know anything. Sounds awesome. Sounds awesome. No, there's a lot of emails where they say, uh, we'll have pizza for an hour in grape soda, stuff like this. Grape soda? Yeah. If you drop the G and grape, you know what? That feels weird saying this now, but my favorite thing when I was a kid was Grape soda. Okay. And you live close to D.C., right? Didn't, you didn't, that's the only time I like grape soda. I'm not doing a bit. I swear to God. Do you agree? Yeah, no. I thought literally when I found out about grape soda, I was like, why are we drinking this everyday Welch's? Like, yeah, that's so good. You know.

At camp, my parents used to, I would like give me a dollar or whatever. And every day I would go to the vending machine and get Welchers grap and it's like hot out and be like drinking. I'm like, this is it. Yeah. For real. That was me with cactus cooler. Oh yeah. I didn't have cactus cooler. I've said this many times in the podcast. Check out Raccoon Tweets if you haven't already. But my lunch in high school was a bagel, hot Cheeto fries, and Cactus Cooler for lunch. Sounds pretty good. Dude, the days.

Yeah, we got to go back. It's unfortunate that we have to be adults. Yeah. This one's posted by Faceless Ninja. Me, Racer, lets chin borrow a car. I always put oil. All right, man. just dealing with some stuff.

What happened, buddy? I'm glad you asked. So I let Chin borrow my Jeep, right? Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. I remember you would let them borrow your Jeep because it's snow. The snow, right?

And it has the big 14-inch tires on it. Yeah, you want to help them out. Sure. Now, the thing about my cars and trucks is they're just not your normal cars and trucks, right? I mod them out. They're particular vehicles. Yeah. They run on merch.

Right. I don't know if you need that. Oh, yeah. I mean, the merch pays the whole thing, dude. So what I'm thinking to happen here, you can guess if you want to is Chin didn't buy any merch and he drove the truck. So it just crapped out.

I think that's probably what happened, yeah. Yeah, let's see. So on that Jeep, and I probably should get- By the way, I haven't seen this clip either, so if I'm right. Yeah. In what fucking sense, Dave Chinna heads up? But on that Jeep, it burns through oil. It has a high-ram intake manifold on it,

has a bunch of engine work done on it. On the valves. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, obviously. It's probably a lithium battery, too. I usually tell people when they borrow my truck, I'm like, dude, it runs on the, it's got that high big battery with the loafers on it.

And like, you got to make sure that the oil is changed. You know, you can't just be not changing the oil. Yeah, my truck runs on pizza. What's you here? 92. Yeah. So you got to make sure the oil levels are all good. I never have thought of that.

Yeah. Right. You got to make sure they're all good, right? And the oil levels, you dip it in. You dip it in. It's kind of almost like Mr. Old Foods. You go, oh. Mr. Oil.

And if the stick, dude. Mr. Oil food. If the stick is low or high, then you got to fucking get under the truck and get in that bitch. Gaines every 5,000 miles. You should probably do it sooner than that if you give a flying fuck by your car, but sure,

I guess for, yeah. Sure. So I let chin bar, right? Right. Yeah. I don't know. Brian's a noob. You had it four or five days?

Yeah. But sitting in the garage. Yeah, sure. Sending the garage. So I text Chin because my kids' baseball stuff is in the back of the Jeep. I go, you know what? I'm going to pick it up tomorrow. He goes, cool.

I'm going to fill it up. Yeah. So Chin fills up with 93 gas, which is, I appreciate it. The highest you can game. The best, man, thank you. So I pick it up, right? My girl drops me off. I'm going down the road.

It's going, and there's smoke. I'm like, so I call Chin. I go, fuck, chin fucked up, dude. That's a problem. Yeah, but it's Brendan's fault. At the end of the day.

I think so, probably. You probably fucked the car up some way. Let's see. Hey man, when you were driving the Jeep, was there any issue? He goes, not really, I just drove around town, but when I stepped on the gas, to act a little funky, I'm like,

right, right. Do you check the oil? He's like, no, why would it check the oil? You didn't ask me if I checked the oil. So the check. He's just lying. Yeah. Delirious.

Engine lights on. No, there was no lights on. There is. It came to you with a check engine light on. Now, I'm not blaming chin for... Wait a minute. So why did you try to use that against him right now? Why would you...

Oh my God, dude. See, you side with him on the Epstein stuff, but then he does this and you're like, you don't know where what's up and down, you know? Sure. Yeah, he could just be, it's... That's a fun. It's what the narrative he's trying to build here is like, it's just not strong.

Yeah. That's the narrative. Yeah. This, because it is what it is. As, as. No, Brian, let me, let me tell what happened. So there was no oil in the engine. So the engine blew Bubba.

Oh, that's how. Now, now when I, when I say blue, the cylinders, the heads, the lifters, all came on down. It's totaled. Totaled. The engine. The engine.

It had 4,000 miles. It's a 390. 22 M.EV8. So the engine. Was there... Squeeze it. You try to squeeze the engine. He should try to squeeze the engine.

Not Chin's fault, he says? No, but you still feel a certain way. That's why. Well, you didn't put oil in it before you gave it to him? No. But I always put oil in it. Yeah. Damn, dude, he did it.

The same shit he always does. Yeah. Never did it, but he always does it. Mm-hmm. It's great oil. Oil never touched it. Great. Oil never poured it.

I forgot to mention the chin. Make sure the whale's okay. Yeah, because I wouldn't have thought of... When I borrow a car, I never think about the oil. You know what? My thing is, I didn't... I forgot, like, I thought Chin was using it for a day, so I was like, I'll get it back tomorrow.

When was the last time you... It burns through oil very quickly? Yeah. Big time. Damn. A lot of this doesn't really make sense. I mean, why would you do that? Yeah.

Because it burns through oil so fast that you forgot. There's a fucking thing on the truck that tells you when to, you know. Well, I guess. It's not a truck B. Jeep. That's a Jeep. That's why. Oh, you're right. I don't know, man.

I mean, then you can just check it yourself. If you know there's no oil in it, then don't give it to somebody to drive it. Brendan Chopp sucks ass, dude. Like for him to bring this up as if it was Chin's fault at all. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I don't know. This is like something that I wish I could like quote what Mark said, but like, yeah, he let him to borrow the truck. Jeep, sorry. Just to be like, you fucked up my truck when it was me that fucked it up to begin with. I think it's funny to a lot of times, like I grant, obviously I don't know anything about cars and trucks and jeeps. But the idea of you got a truck, you are a car guy, right? Truck guy, yeah. Truck guy. And, but he's like, it's like, it's. He works on anything.

He's fucking man's... He does a lot of wheels. Does a lot of wheels stuff. Gas stuff too. Yeah. And you have the check engine light on and you know that this Jeep specifically burns through oil.

And you give it to somebody else? What do you think is going to happen? Even I would know. So in this hypothetical of this person that you're... Do you know that he's as smart as Brendan Chob, right? Oh, right. That's right.

Yeah. The facts be. I wish Brendan Schaub would wear a poncho on his podcast. Let's see the next one here. Don't allow the dumbest F-seen take of all time to make you miss it. Oh, yeah. Posted by Concentrate Tail 8122. I watched all the golden hour. I also watched all of this T-Fat K episode. Yeah.

But then they also played them. Like Elon Musk and Trump are playing checkers, whatever else. Chess. This is a classic. Yes. All-time. All-timer right here. I didn't know that you how to play either. Let's see.

People. But then they also played them. Like Elon Musk and Trump are playing checkers while everybody else playing chess. What do you mean? Oh, because remember Elon goes, remember we thought there was a feud between them? Elon goes, Trump's in the Epstein files. You need to release them. Yeah.

And Donald's like, no, I'm not going to release them. Actually, I am. Check it out. Remember, brother. They've had, hold on. They've had these files forever. Here you go. Actually, I am.

Check it out. Yeah, he doesn't know how he got the files. Somebody was like, here you go, dude. Look at this. I like this fucking. the grifter take of like Trump knows what he's doing this whole time. Yeah. 4D.

This is 18D. Checkers. Checkers. And it's this motion I can't get over because this is how Shab is such a child. This is how what he remembers. People like, you know, like the finger trick, you know, like this.

Yeah. So it's kind of like, see. That's how Shob gets info. That's what surprises Shob. Let's see that one more time. Oh, my bet, Mr. Whole Foods. my dad. Donald's like, no, I'm not going to release them. Actually, I am.

Check it out. He loves Trump so much, dude. That's crazy. Trump's cool for him. They've had, hold on. They've had these files forever, by the way. I know. It's not like they.

Shut up, Brian. Shut up your old ass up for some. Dude, dude, puppy. He just got him. Yeah. They're aware of it. Elon's aware of it, right? So Elon and Trump are fighting, blah, blah, blah.

release them. You're in the files. And the whole media goes crazy. Everyone's like, yeah, Trump's in the file. That's why he's keeping him. Trump goes, I'll release him. Fuck it. You know what? I didn't want to do it. I'm going to do it. What do we find out that Trump in 2012 notified authorities and goes, you guys need to look into Epstein and Glein Maxwell. They're fucking devils. Oh my God. I don't know if it's the hat or the headphones, but I got like a little headache right there.

Oh, fuck. could be, yeah, T-Fa-K. It could be the fucking shit we're watching for sure. A T-Fat-K headache that you start diagnosing. So have you watched any of Brennan shop recently? The fighter and the migraine. Yeah, dude, I mean, I don't know. It's very funny how, I don't know,

there's this thing happening with the whole Epstein Files and people make it about culture war stuff still. Sure, yeah. And he's doing the same thing. He's like, Trump is really fucking smart. Trump is an idiot, dude. Yeah, I agree. It's a thing where you see one thing.

Well, actually, here's what's going on. Look at the files. The files make a lot of people look bad. Trump included. It's definitely not only a phone call with a cop in 2012. There's some other things in there that are not great. Like, I got respect for people that support Trump if they admit that he's an idiot.

Like at the end of the day, you're like, yeah, you couldn't love him all you want, but he's fucking, he's really stupid, right? I agree. Yeah. Yeah, he's a great, powerful leader. But he's, like, dumb. He's really dumb. Yeah, dude.

Driving my son to baseball practice. People respect him, you know, like, yeah, but he's a fucking idiot, though, too. It's like, because if you don't, he has a lot of power and you'll fuck you up. I think that's kind of it. Yeah, that's where the respect for him. It's not any, the respect isn't any kind of like, wow, this guy, he really outsmarted me. Well, dude, we got to listen to what Trump has to say.

It's like, if we don't, he's going to, like, blow up a country by accident. on purpose. On purpose. He's like, no, no, no, no. Here you go. Yeah. Blow it up. Yeah, no, no, no.

I'm not going to, I'm not going to blow up. Bulgaria, but, you know, so. I like how you did it out of the sky. Let's see here. I didn't know about Bulgaria, dude. There's a lot of facts going down in Bulgaria right now. Oh, here we go. Every time I see a chip from the podcast, they're all redacted.

Posted by Peter Gooch, senior. Shout out to you, dude. Huge. All right. Happy Valentine's Day, y'all. By penis poop 69. Ah, he's back. I am light as shit, Dallas.

Yeah. Doing a podcast with penis poop. Oh. Oh, shit. Live look at Chin or Clint posted by one usual 4460. He just can't escape this guy. He's bigger than bad bunny. Like, yeah, physically.

Yeah. Okay. He said that, I mean. I don't know if you did you hear it. When he got off the bus, the bus was like, thank God. It was like, speaking of redactions,

those pants are redacting a lot right now. You know what I mean? Just two black bars. What is this? That his wife in there. He's a turtle. He's a turtle. What is he?

There's the famous Korean. Oh, the famous Korean. I remember that clip from back in the day. He gets off jelly rolls thing all drunk. Because we get in the back getting real drink. He's saying a little bit. He's saying for us on the bush.

This is post by Snizzlebone's origin story of Brise Arrabah theory. Absolutely insane. Catherine Fioree Tigerman, which, you know, One time Mad TV cast member told the LA Times that Callan, you know, calmed her in his house after taking her out to dinner more than 20 years ago. An employee at an American apparel store named Rachel Green accused Callan of pinning her against a dressing room wall and forcibly kissing her a decade later, saying that she is his girlfriend now.

Claire Ganshart, who was an aspiring actress when she met Callan in 2012 when she was 23 and working as a barista. and he was 45 and married said she had a four-year affair with Callan and that he told her in 2016 that women have a biological primal desire to be Calland. The most recent allegation comes from comedian Tiffany King who claimed that the actor offered her stage time in money in exchange for oral sex in 2017 while she was going through a difficult divorce and struggling financially. Hearing anything about Callan gives me this face.

You know? Yeah. He's just, it's like, I could go, I could go years without hearing a Callan news update. Yeah. They're pretty happy about it. Yeah. That's social media. This isn't real.

I got a friend that works at LA Times. Oh, yeah? Yeah, my friend from college is one of the writers for entertainment comedy centric entertainment stuff. They probably never heard of Calin then. He's like, oh, I don't run the rape section, dude. Because you said entertainment, so I'm saying. Oh, yeah. He's not entertaining.

Yeah. You guys know what... If you have to explain it, that's when you know it's really funny. Yeah, so this is the same clip I think posted by M. Bo Jack. Rinks not beating those allegations in any facet. Yeah, he shouldn't be the guy doing that one. So here we go. This is what I was mentioning earlier.

Post by Big Battle 9416, Slowjo is always sick for living such a healthy lifestyle. Doc, can you suck a few Cs out of my stomach while I'm here? Oh, no. Well, then. at 2.42 a.m. in the hospital getting your tonsils removed. Bapa is over the couple's content posted by Dandy Kaufman. I believe this is from the Golden Hour.

Record it because she's coming and she's like, babe, we got to film something like, I'm not doing it. She's like, do it take 10 seconds, please? I'm like, what is it? She goes, we're going to try and get each other's socks. I went, well, that's dumb because you could never get my sock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she's like, we'll try it.

That's the reason. than that. He's like perfect for this content because he actually, he's the consumer of this kind of thing. He likes this. Oh, actually, you could never get my sock. That's the reason not to film a sock video. I got more reasons than that. It's not my first one either.

I thought it was a dolphin bottle. Damn. I was hoping for a dolphin noise right now. I'm like, all right, fuck it. Turn the camera on. You know, yeah, he's just too cool for school, dude. That's what it is. Yeah. And then she said she was going to put post-it notes all over the kitchen. I was like, all right, well, I'll throw you out the glass door.

Me and my wife did a poncho video. Dude, I'm not going to lie, dude. I feel like the ponchos give me energy to, like, record longer. That's good. Because it's cold out. Yeah. It's like a nice and warm under the poncho, dude. It's not a bad look, dude.

Yeah. I need a tear tight once a week. This is a promotion. Let's see here. Papa claims his wife and mother-in-law love bad bunny, but hated the halftime show. No English. don't make sense posted by Kabeep time let's see I thought bad bunny was good what did you do for the Super Bowl bud I hung out I like how they put bowl in the caption but that's not what he said

with uh the boys at the crib yep at the crib I watched that boring game I thought it was interesting I thought bad bunny was good I didn't understand what you're saying but he's uh that's such a tucktick but he's it was a great visual spectacle I love the Spanish I love the whole Latin thing but there were No, there were no, I was talking to Sam Tripp. Nobody said Afghanistan. That's my only issue. I feel, I was kicking my camera, dude. I'm so sorry.

Oh my God, dude. I got a coony proof the cameras now, dude. A little bit. I think there should be more coony proofing, but that's a criticism that I was going to save. Spicy. And he said there were no subtitles, which he believes was done on purpose,

which is like, hmm. Well, he, so, so Bad Bunny, my wife loves Bad Bunny. Well, they love bad. He's talented. They couldn't wait for him to perform. Yeah. They love him.

They're fans. Like when they feel like, you know, me, I was like, how are you going to have a guy who doesn't speak English? Does he not speak English? Barely. Really? But his whole singing is Spanish. Yeah. So it just doesn't make sense for America.

That'd be like at the World Cup if Limbiscuit performed. Yeah. I mean, no. He doesn't make sense to Portland because he was like 2000s and late 90s, right? Yeah. No, I mean, Bad Bunny, as we've said on the show. just won the album of the year. That's an American shake,

no, jelly roll did, dude. Jolie roll is way bigger than that motherfucker, dude. That's facts. Like, what the fuck? This is our thing? But for whatever reason, we're doing that here.

But with Bad Bunny, again, my wife and that whole side of the family, they love Bad Bunny. They thought it sucked. He didn't do any of his hits, none of his hits. He cussed a lot. He did?

A lot. Yeah, my mother-in-law was like, oh, wow, he was saying some stuff. stuff. Like he was cussing a lot. Really? Yeah. But they were, and they wanted to go well. Spanish, the Latin population is conservative.

Oh, yeah. They don't get down with the cussing. No. No, no, no. Not when the kids are watching. Callan, of course, knows this. Yeah. There should be a white-splaining, not just mansplaining.

Yeah, let me, let me tell the people like the way Mexicans fell about bad bunny real quick. Puto, puto, pto, cabron. They're spicy about it. Yeah. Um, yeah, anyways, I mean, we could talk more about that, but, uh, you know, yeah, they said it themselves. Which one is more redacted? That's a good meme.

Yeah. Phase two, what the hell? I think left, though. Hmm. It's hard. It's a hard, it's like a hard call, you know? Yeah. It was like an Akaris Liz video, you know, you don't know what to choose.

Oh, I figured it out. Which one? Which one? Weevils vent, too. When you open Brennan shop, when you open the book, you get redacted names, right? It's not all the files, obviously. But when you open Brennan shop, you get... Do you want to do an improv game real quick?

Sure. And we could end pretty soon here. Yeah, yeah. We're at a Mexican restaurant, and you're the waiter. And I'm here with my lady on Valentine's Day. Go for you. Waiter always speaks first. Hey, welcome into Piccadayo.

What would you like to order? Well, can you tell me of some of the stuff you have on the menu today? Oh, okay, sure, sure. Yeah, I can't. We have... Okay, what else do you have? You ever had that, dude? You ever had that, dude? You want to say it again? I think I have had that before. We got really good. We have some specialists today, too. Do you know what we got? Actually, before I get to the specials, I'm going to add-up myself. We also have... Bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese. Do you want beans and cheese, babe? And then what does she say? She says, what? What?

Hold on. Actually, one of our specials... I was just asking my girl what she wanted. No, you're... Shut your goddamn out. One of our specials is this, okay? Chili, ah. And do you have any questions about it? Yeah, what is that?

It's keto, bitch! I'm sorry, I wasn't. I get too excited. I don't think Chile Riano's keto. It's keto, bitch! Okay, all right. That was my girlfriend yelling. Sorry about that.

She gets a little spicy. She's Mexican. I'm sorry. What was that? What do you want? what else do you have? I'm not really sold yet. Wavozvento.

It's kind of late for Wivos or Encheros. It's Valentine's Day dinner, but do you have any like, okay, now I understand it's a Mexican restaurant, you know, so it's a little different, but. I need a fucking tater tot once a week. Yeah, because you're a white waiter. I get it. We have tater tots here.

Yeah. But do you guys have any, like, dinner plates? Weevil Zvento. We do breakfast for dinner, bitch. Well, I was thinking... Dude, every night. Every night. What was the other thing you said you had?

Carnazai. No. Because of the gao. No. You told me about Pika de Gaio. We have all that shit. You said something different that I asked my girl if she wanted. What was that?

Is she a little bit? Spicy. I already said, yes, she's Mexican. You can see. Oh, okay. What else do we have? I mean, do you guys want anything or you're just going to sit there? So again, is that the narrative?

That's the narrative? What do you guys want? I don't know. You said you had beans cheese or something? Oh yeah. Bean cheese. Bean cheese. Bean, cheese. Obviously. It's a Mexican restaurant. Now he's being full. I think we're good. We'll probably gets Mediterranean.

Fuck yeah. I wanted to say fuck yeah the whole time. I was trying to think of it. I thought you're going to say I'll fuck you up. That's social media. This isn't real. That's nothing to do with this conversation. Bobby Lee is one of my close friends. I mean Bobby talk about it. Daddy, you're a little older now.

We might have to just get that thing cut off. Because I'm like a cane root with a pouch above my pet. Okay, I think let's end on this one. Poser posted by toxoplasmosis. Yeah. Just not very cool. Yeah. Anyways, I think that's it for this.

That was great. I like that improv game. That's a good idea, Gerardo. Guys, I hope you had a good time. Be safe. Stay in your poncho. Don't leave the house. Yeah, get a poncho.

Bye. You're next week.