10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub is being CENSORED by the DEEP STATE B | 10 Minutes of Schaub #47

Episode Date: April 19, 2023

Forty Seventh episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

Sometimes I feel the fear of redactedness from the mirror And I can't help but ask JB real quick how many chicks laugh at me out here Walk there before it seems to be the place That I can't get laid Lately I'm starting to think that I Should be the one behind my truck Whatever PF chase brings I'll be there Near my truck with zero brain cells Whatever PF change brings, I'll be there

I'll be there One take It's time for my favorite time of the week. When you get near, Bob might try to speak. Release surprises today. You better act fair. Watch 10 Minutes of Shob. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shob.

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Play the chain clip. All right, so the first clip is from GazelleFirm8510. It's called We Do Not Matter B. Now he should stay off social media for a few weeks because they're going to be so mean to him because, hey, I learned from Joe Rowan on Gears of Listen it's called post and ghost.

Post and ghost. I said drop. Yeah, drop is fine because the language is better. There you go. Yeah, post and ghost. This whole last five years. Nothing good comes from it. Take it from your boy. He gets a lot of shit. I post and I'm like, I bet everyone loves this.

I assume everybody loves me. I tell you this. Somebody's laughing hard. He assumes everyone loves him. Yeah. Even with all the, what he's seen, you know, when you assume something, it makes an asset of you and me. Yeah. Papa's

just making asses out of everybody all the time. 24 seven, seven times a week. I'm a date. of you and me. Papa's just making asses out of everybody all the time, 24-7. Seven times a week. I'm a date beat. Absolutely. If you're my friend, you got my number. If you expect to have a conversation with me on IG,

go fuck yourself. You call me, FaceTime me all day. If you say on IG what you're doing, I say go suck at this. What? There should be 10 minutes of this guy. The only reason why I played this clip is so you can do an impression of him.

You want me to do an impression? Play a little bit more. Okay, alright. If you show me this guy from Brazil, I'll do an impersonation of him. Is he from Brazil? It sounds like it. I'm making an ass out of you. By the way, the audio

sucks in this clip, dude. Yeah, audio sounds like they're filming it at T-Fact Studio. I'm ridiculous. You give that power, I'm going to give the negative shit power. I don't want to fucking hear it. I don't want to hear what's good about it. You know where you are. You know you're going to get some fun with it.

But also, whether it's good or bad. You know, the thing about Brennan Chubb is he is redacted. Tell Brian he's drinking too much wine as that guy. You drink too much wine. Keep yourself busy. That's a lot of wine.

That's a lot of wine. You don't need it. Post and drop. You're going to get dropped by your YouTube channel. Keep going. You already have a motivation and going to get dropped by your youtube channel keep going you already have a motivation and now you're good and something to get you don't need fucking motivation for somebody yeah now if they're like hey cheeto cory sanhagen or someone's like hey brendan this comic said this i'm like all right well now you got my attention but if it's somebody i've never met i don't have an opinion yeah yeah right you know when you know how you know someone doesn't care

when they go i don't care i don't think that's what i care a lot yeah doesn't make sense yeah and shout out to uh gazelle firm i heard he uh recorded that on an iphone and then recorded a recording of that oh okay so that explains the audio. Yeah. It's funny that, um, his name's Cheeto. Yeah. And shop didn't say anything about it. It's actually growth.

I think it's, Oh, are you saying gross or growth? Okay. I thought you were saying the shop isn't for THB. I'm very nice. All right. So this one's called Brenda makes the guest cringe posted by Toronto rapture.

Yeah, there he is. Yeah. What martial art did you do? I did Muay Thai and I did Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Okay. Damn. That's how I know you're younger than us.

Cause back then it was even Taekwondo. Taekwondo. Gay. Right. And then you guys are reckless. Why did you do this? Just gay. You can buy a blind.

It's like, uh, the exact opposite of what you're supposed to say to people that are younger than you. You know, you're young. Because this would be gay, right? Boner alert. Boner alert. Do you drink a lot? Do you like drive? You know, like, it's cool.

This guy's so stupid i never church oftentimes you guys doing the locker it's him i never did that jujitsu and muay thai you're fucking kids up you're fucking kids up i didn't know that taekwondo was was gay i mean maybe was was taekwondo gay about a few years before I, because I'm, I think I'm like four or five years younger than Shab. I think he's upset with Joe Rogan. Didn't Joe Rogan win like a- Oh, yeah.

Joe did Taekwondo. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I'm going to keep calling Taekwondo gay until you invite me to the mothership. He's naming the waters. I miss that. Good pickup there.

That's why I'm your clink ship. So much to unpack with Schaub. Yeah. What's he, what are we doing here? You always have to ask yourself that. I mean, does Schaub even know what he's doing there? He might not. He probably, no. Schaub just goes. It's just his reflex. You know? Yeah. And taking shots

at Rogan because he's mad about that mother show. The days continue. What are we doing here okay so this one's posted by haphazard it's called here's the thing about big guys with dope cars a cool car they look awful yeah it's you have to get them custom you know you gotta get a ferrari then they gotta like blow out the back seat and so they can fit their big asses in it they can't drive anything dope no they know that dude ferrari makes cars for these guys um they have to custom order i know but i know but here's the thing people with fast cars especially big guys i want

to watch this so bad the one thing people do it doesn't matter if you're any of size like any of size any of that thing's like oh that's your takeaway from this dope ass car jeez i can't believe fit nothing yeah yeah okay okay that's the takeaway huh i can't drive any legends always return yeah criminals always return to the scene of the crime and legends always this that clip is maybe his like michael jordan moment winning how many how many championships six yeah six. And when he won the fifth championship, he came back and did a sixth one. Yeah. And that's what Schaub is doing. That clip

was hilarious. The car thing and now he's going back to it. Yeah. And he's reminding us why he's a black belt. He's like the well's not dry, dude. He's like this big car, big guys with dope cars. In any sizes. Yeah. He's a great podcaster being, you know. that's your takeaway dude yeah

how does he fit in that thing bro all right that was a good nostalgia this one's posted by dangerous design 507 it's called dirt serpents what's up fam we're out here on these dirt trails looking for them dirt serpents straight up dirt serpents haven't seen a hot second i'm not gonna lie to you guys otherwise i'd post it you know this is it yeah if i do so worried that dirt serpents isn't snakes and it's some sort of race thing with bopper like some sort of gay But no, Dirt Serpents is actually kind of funny. Dirt Serpents? Yeah, I think so.

I thought it was going to be a mispronunciation. Yeah. But Dirt Serpents, that's kind of a funny thing to call a station. It is a mispronunciation. Don't get it wrong. What is he trying to say? He's trying to say Dirt Serpents, but he says Dirt Serpents. That's what, yeah.

I missed it. Yeah. I'm redacted. Can you play it again from the beginning? From the beginning beginning here we go what's up fam we out here on these dirt trails okay got that for them dirt serpents he does say dirt them joe dirt serpents yeah man i'm a big fan of his camera movement he's like that whole move that swift move how many how many times did he practice that? You know what I mean? I mean, he knows how to vlog. Yeah. He's got a what's up fam. Yeah. You know,

it takes a lot. Straight up dirt serpents. I haven't seen any hot sake. I'm not going to lie to you guys. Otherwise, I'd post it. You know that. Oh, hey, dirt. Why do you talk whenever Brandon? It's so hard to understand Brandon, but you talking on top of that. I'm not going to lie to you guys. Otherwise, I'd post it. You know this. If I do see one, I'm

going to catch it, put it in my tank. Put a serpent in the tank? I'd put it on my tank. Is that what he said? In my tank, I think. In my tank. Yeah. His fish tank?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Of course. He's balls deep in fish. He's going to drown the snake. He's about to be balls deep with killing fish, dude. He's about to be balls deep in a pita ad. I got a lizard tank now.

Oh, he got a lizard tank. So many tanks. Snake or eat the lizard. Either way, I don't see any. Snakes is the point. Fight campaign tomorrow, Saturday, 7 p.m. Pacific, UFC 287. With the boys, 7 p.m. Pacific, live on Thick Boy. The next week, I'm in Atlanta doing the Dirty Bird, dust off

those old Matt Ryan jerseys. I think Matt Shaw played for them, too. Dust them off. Get your ass to the show, Atlanta, next Thursday, Friday, Saturday. The search for these dirt serpents continues.

The search for these dirt turbans continues. He really fucks The search for these dirt turbans continues. He really fucks it up at the end there. Yeah, he kind of gives up on the English language at the end of that quote. Yeah. He's like, see you later, English language. Gadoosh. Gadoosh.

He gadooshed all the words at the end of the sentence. Meanwhile, over on Brian Callen's Instagram, this one's posted by LogicalScientist2221. It's called Ray Pest is gone straight to being Crowder's bitch. Uh-oh. Let's name the waters B. About to go live here. No, no.

They should send you the video. Okay. That way you don't need to hit a button. I know, but I'm trying to do promotion right now. Steven, let's go live. Let's make this the best show ever. Is this already live? No, but I'm...

You have no idea what I could have been doing and that camera's turned on? Well, yeah, but the way... That's why you get in trouble, Brian. But you move like a jungle cat. I see, I see. Let's go live here, guys. This is how we do it.

Is there a way to make me less narrow and less gray? This sweater is really bringing out my age man that's why you get in trouble brian yikes yikes man that's uh that is sad yeah all right so this is posted by tie fire eagle it's called bro gossip dicey dicey how long has dan been on fighter and the kid subreddit oh there you go they're they Dan been on Fighter and the Kid subreddit? Oh, there you go. They're going for trolls. Everyone looks at subreddits.

What is that? It's a subreddit on... I don't go to Reddit. Oh, it's like a place where they bash Brennan Schaub's podcast. Oh, really? You watch all of Brennan's? Because when you hear about... All of Reddit to comedians, Reddit is a place where you just bash shop.

There's nothing else there. I mean, there are so many reddits are probably way bigger than the T fat K Reddit, right? I assume it is all that I do on two busty to hide. Are you kidding me? Yeah.

You're two. How many members does two busty to hide have? Don't even know. Be probably double the great subreddit. I've seen it. More people want to watch boobs than Brennan Shaw make a boob of himself. I mean I'm on the same boat as him though. I don't really know anything

else about Reddit than that so I don't know why I'm making fun of him. Yeah I know but you can tell he's really homeless because he's like where we discussed the podcast. You know what I mean? Does he say that? He said where they hate on his podcast. You're like you know there's this whole subreddit like bashing all the la comics and you're like let me take a look at that oh really every every besides bobby all the younger folks not the old folks home all the

young folks have gone and looked because it's like a spectacle but fighter the kids subreddit was like a place where everyone was like oh you know they're shitting're shitting on Brendan Schaub and Brian Callen. Right. And you'd be like, oh, really? And you'd go look, and then another comic would talk about it, and you're like, I looked at that place, you know? And then there was some shit going on

with Annie Letterman, who we both love, that I went and read the Reddit, because I was like, this is like, it was like gossip. Really? What'd they say about her? There was like her and Schaub had a problem. Oh, really?

Oh, the thing. Yeah, he even knows about it i can't imagine at this point i can't imagine not knowing about the walk me to my truck thing i know normal people probably have no idea but if somebody in my life was like i haven't heard that i'd be like excuse me what you didn't know about that do you not know about uh 9-11 yeah do you not know about um war in Ukraine? Yeah. This is big news. Okay?

Get your head out of the rocks. Your head on the ground. Okay? My girlfriend consumes purely Spanish entertainment and she knows about this, dude. Yeah, she better. Maria, of course. Yeah.

She knows walk me to my truck. Yeah. Hola, mi amor. I heard about that. Hola, mi amor. I heard about that. Yeah, everyone heard about it. You just got to go to the place where you read it and fill in and you're like, okay, you know, just some homeless cats.

That's what they call themselves. They're just sitting there. I don't know, man. It's just P.F. Chang's. But here's the thing, though. Bobby's afraid. Those guys that talk shit are funny. What do you mean? They're funny.

Like they say. Thank them. See, he's saying you guys are funny. Yep yep a little bit of catnip for you all yeah maybe it's gonna bring rogan the shorty pie back out of hiding dude you know what i'm saying yeah yeah dan soda likes or reads uh the subreddit seven times a week okay mr whole foods all right so this one is pretty sure it's posted by you. L hyphen, hyphen, hyphen, or L hyphen, hyphen, whatever his name is. It's called 40 year old fat redact thinks he would handle Pereira in a fight. You're talking to me about it. Here's my thing. That's scary.

No, it's not. Take him down. Here's the thing. I can wrestle. But here's the thing. You're talking to me about it. Here's my thing. That's scary. No, it's not. Take him down. here's the thing. Pierre talked shit to me about it. Here's my thing. That's scary.

It's not, though. Take him down. Here's the thing. Take him down. Are you kidding me? He's a little liquored up, I think, in that clip. The Tiger Thick is talking, not so much Brendan. The Thick is taking full control.

Tiger Thick, all in my brain. Don't know, whatever the word is. What I'm saying. What I'm saying. Saying things that end up at chance. Don't ever go full tiger thick, dude. Never go full tiger.

No, stop yourself at like two or three shots or else you get real redicty. You'll start building the ground. People walk on. Okay. I said, I drink tiger thick. You,

you know, I was drunk. All right. So this one's called, uh, rinks is over the thick boy squad posted by Siphon on filter. Strong man. Don't say world's strongest man.

That's super mad. I get really mad about it. Fingers are long periods of time. Okay. Yeah. Put it all the way. World's strongest man. Strong man. Don't say world's strongest man strong man

don't say world's strongest man I'll get really mad about it yeah you can be the strong man okay but don't say the world's strongest man well his dad is yeah

thick yeah he's thick yeah his dad is thick yeah thick yeah he's thick yeah

I counted and he had his fingers in his mouth for 13 seconds. Whose dad is thick? I don't know. Why would you talk about someone's dad being thick? I don't know. Well, that's his brand, B. Mom, can you come pick me up?

They're talking about people's dads being thick. I can't get over the Trumpness of that. Yeah, I take him out. He said it just like Trump would say. Listen, I'm redacted, okay? Yes, we all know I'm redacted. Yes. Joe Rogan is my North Star, B.

I look up to Joe. He's a great guy. Never met him. Sorgon Bird built the ground I walk on. We all know what happened to Sorgon Bird. We used to love him, but now we don't like him too much. They don't like him too much now because he's redacted all of a sudden. I saw his numbers, bad numbers.

He's a great guy. I never met him, but people like me a little bit more. Do I matter? No, I know I don't matter. Who doesn't matter the most? Some would say the mostest. Don't matter-ish. Redacted. All right, so this one is posted by Yeezy1030. Some would say the mostest. Don't matter-ish. Predicted.

All right, so this one is posted by Yeezy1030, and it's a mixed dish of tonight's Cow-Bass Fight Companion moments. Let's see. We get this main event. This episode of the Cow-Bass Fight Companion is brought to you by Huge Izzy. This is such a cuck, dude. I'm a cuck, but I love Izzy.

But I got to do it. All rightuck, dude. I'm a cuck. But I love Izzy. But I gotta do it. Alright. You pick. You pick. You pick. What do you want to do? I think it's like a Freudian slip of you be a cuck. But he says like you pick. Oh, okay.

Three grand? Yeah. I hate doing it. I don't want to take your money. Why won't you go for eight million? I'll do some weird shit. He'll do everybody here. I do for free, but the point is. There it is again.

There he is. Theo got his camera time. Theo, tweet out right now. Dana, you're too good to us. $79.99. Dude, you're the best. Uncle D're too good to us $79.99 Dude you're the best Uncle D Every fight to get the broadcast I get my feet

My toenails done Yeah I've done that before I don't like it I don't like it Because they make fun of me I don't understand You're speaking you know Chinese And they go oh Godzilla

Big toe I can hear him say that Hurts my feelings What? He knows Hold on Is he saying that he can speak Chinese? No he's saying Godzilla big toe. I can hear him say that. Hurts my feelings. What? He knows. Hold on. Is he saying that he can speak Chinese?

No, he's saying when you go to get your toes done, they only speak Chinese. I know, but he just said Godzilla big toe. Is he saying they can translate from their Chinese? Oh, no. I think he's saying that those are the... That's the only thing they say in English. The only thing that these Chinese toenail technicians say in English is that,

oh, you Godzilla and you have a big toenail. I don't think so. He's like, don't get me started on what the masseuse say. Yeah. He's like, the masseuse is like, you like my finger in your butthole for a long time. He goes, Shab, sorry about your toenail. Where's paying your life? They don't have an accent at all.

They don't speak Chinese. They're Indian. Yeah, they're Indian. We'll see. Sorry. There's no alcohol in this, right? No, man. But sometime in May, oh, there's Nick Bosa who we want to suck off.

Both of us. Joe Burrow too, dude. What? Not so much. Not so much? A couple of hands. They're never happier than when they're making these stupid, awful, I'm gay jokes.

It's their happiest moment. Do you see he licked his lips after he said he would bang them all for free. Earlier, he was like licking his lips. He's like, I'll do that for free. Then he licked his lips as if he'd said the greatest joke ever said. Yeah. Now they're doing more jokes about being gay.

The whole show is happening. She's not being gay. There he is. Another joke. He'll do everybody here. That I do for free, but the point is Godzilla. I can hear him say that. Hurts my feelings.

Oh, I'm sorry. There's no alcohol in this, right? No, that. Hurts my feelings. I'm sorry. There's no alcohol in this, right? No, man. Sometime in May. Oh, there's Nick Bosa who we want to suck off. Both of us. Joe Burrow too, dude. Not so much. Not so much? A couple of handsome fucks. Joe Burrow's

not hot enough for Brendan Schaub to suck off. No, they're saying that they wanted to suck them off. Joe Burrow wants to suck off the T-Fat K guys? Right? I don't think so. Isn't that what they're saying? What are we doing here, Papa? No, I think they're saying that they want to suck them off. Oh, let's watch it one more time just to make sure.

Wait, they're going to put more context in it, I think, probably, right? Right here. All in this, right? No, man. But sometime in May, oh, there's Nick Bosa who we want to suck nick mosa who want to suck off oh we want to suck off who we want to suck off it's hard to tell yeah because as usual his grasp of the english language is yeah very small yeah razor thin razor thin yeah razor thin margins here folks it'll be we fight for that inch both of us joe burrow too dude season Not so much Couple of handsome fucks

Told you Yeah she's a handsome man Who's that guy behind The giant black guy He's the star in tight end I think for the bangles Is he Brian's so turned on Not

Fucking funny Not funny This kind of humor is awful. Three more seconds. Why is my throat dry? And then he's like, we're doing the best gay humor in the history of comedy right here, Papa.

Oh, really, dude? Oh, really, dude? All right, so this one's posted by Toronto Rapture. It's called Callan. I am not a friend of the left, the goddess left, the godless left. Okay, here we go. Wait, wait, hold on. What's your honest feedback on an Andrew Tate?

Because I want to get caught up with you guys. First of all, that tape where he was beating that woman, that was a consensual thing. I know that. I know that. She even came on and said that she asked for it. This is me saying that I categorically and absolutely deny all allegations.

I think it's so funny. Whenever they drop this video randomly in the middle of a clip, dude. What did he say though? He said that thing about who it was fake when he was beating a woman. Yeah. So Andrew Tate was in a consensual

relationship on some tv show oh yeah that's what they're talking about yeah right right right okay yep and they play this to make it look worse yeah against me he i think at the end of the day is a good guy an accomplished man who probably says always if you really listen to him be a high value male yeah and then be a high value male. Yeah. And then attract a high value female. And I think some of the things he says are theatrical and strong.

But what I've heard him say isn't that he's saying anything bad. I don't know enough about him. The left is vilifying him because he's complete, he represents and has a huge, He's unapologetic. has a huge army following him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's completely against what the left wants you to believe. He's now, right, they need an enemy. They need an enemy that they've got to focus on and create trends on and shit like that. For whatever reason, they decided to pick on this gentleman,

which is a terrible idea. And him being in jail in Romania is awful, dude. Awful. As long as time him and his brother spend in there is horrendous. He's an American citizen. It's horrible, dude. Iful. Awful. As long as the time him and his brother spend in there is horrendous. He's an American citizen. It's horrible, dude.

I didn't know he was an American citizen. Yes. But he's out. My thoughts on this is this. This makes him bigger, though. Before you go on, what they're doing.

That's so good off, dude. He's great. Yeah, he's great at interrupting people. He makes like a point that's sort of incoherent. He's just been like, you know what? I like Tate. And then his guest is like, here's what I think. He's like, oh people. He makes a point that's sort of incoherent. He's just been like, you know what? I like Tate.

And then his guest is like, here's what I think. He's like, oh, one more thing before you start. Say something more smart than what I just said. By the way, I just go. So let me just go. I have a few more things to say and then I'll let you talk, but I'm going to interrupt you again. 100%.

And his following, I know people that love this man. It makes him way bigger they fucked up dude you're fucking with the wrong guy it's like when the leftist sides go after people

it's like god know who you're fucking with like when they went for Rogan he got bigger when they went for they're going for Andrew Trey it makes him bigger that fan base

this feeds them yeah and I'm one of the fans and what happens is they just keep pushing me over. So I am not a friend of the left. What were you going to say? Godless left. It's so funny. Right when he starts talking.

You keep pushing me, I'm going to keep you busy. Yeah, what are you, a fan of the left? I think, well, you want to know my politics, B? I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I doubt you do. Because if you're wearing a blue shirt or blue hat, I'm going to keep your peace. My politics, I'm balls deep.

Balls deep on Trump, dude. I'm balls deep. All right, so this one is posted by LOL's EZD. It's called Thick Crust. Look at all these sexy dudes. You know, like Brendan Schaub's a fucking chiseled fat bitch. He's got the slick hair, the cool shoes, he's got a chain on. I would never even think to put on a chain.

He's a white part of bacon. Yeah, I call him the white part of bacon. Still good, but damn boy. Yeah, yeah. A little thick and not good for you. Yeah, he's a thick crust. And he's got the cheese in there, boy. Yeah, yeah. A little thick and not good for you. Yeah, he's a thick crust. And he's got the cheese in there too. Oh, yeah.

You know, you stretch it and it pulls. Oh, yeah. It's like, dang, that was cheesy. I know. I would have watched like hours of clips of people making fun of Schaub in front of Theo and Theo's going, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, man. I can't thank God I'm off that show, man.

Oh my God. I told him I didn't want to be off the show but I did so bad. I told him I don't want that. It's the worst, worst time of my life, my whole life.

Worst decision I've ever made in my career. Oh my God. They wanted me to eat a hot chip. I said, I don't want that. I know,

but he's like seven foot one. He's got a huge piece and a fat ass. It's crazy. He only has one leg, dude. His other, that is a He's got a huge piece and a fat ass. It's crazy. He only has one leg, dude. His other, that is a, it's a fucking penis with a knee on it. Wow, he's got a bendy dick. He's got ligaments.

Oh, dude, yeah. He can stand on his dick. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. It's a kickstand, a dickstand. You were on Logan Paul's podcast. You had a camel toe. Oh my goodness. You had a camel toe.

Oh, wow. Do you remember that? Oh, wow. Denim vagina. Oh my goodness. You had a camel toe. Oh wow. Do you remember that? Oh wow. Denim vagina. No, that's my nut split like that. You know what the problem is? The jeans are too tight. No, that's not the problem.

That's one of the problems. And there's many. You got 99 problems and the fact that you don't have a penis is one of them. I think it's more so you have a vagina. Yeah. Just kidding, Bop. I love you. All right. All right. So this one's posted by Yeezy1030.

It's called Bop. I can't stop tinkering about Blackfish. He must be guilty of something. This is our favorite. This is our North Star. Oh, yeah. Not a good time. I watched that Blackfish documentary after must be guilty of something. This is our favorite. This is our North Star kind of thing. Oh, yeah. Not a good time. It was like at SeaWorld. I watched that Blackfish documentary after I took my kids to SeaWorld. I'd never go back after watching that Blackfish.

Okay, first of all, he watched Blackfish before going. Yeah. Yeah, and he's talked about it. And also, the way he started talking about Blackfish is very similar. I'm now just noticing to the way in Forrest Gump, the way Bubba Gump talks about shrimp. Mama makes shrimp. That's exactly the speech pattern that Bapa has.

So CT clearly playing a role in what's going on right now. Yeah. He's, he was talking about blackfish for most of the beginning of this podcast, right? When we first started, it's all blackfish stuff. Mama had blackfish.

Mama had killer whales. Mama had Killer Whales. Mama had... If it wasn't for Brendan Shaw watching Blackfish, we probably would have never made this show. It was definitely one of the funnier things we watched in the beginning. Yeah. Yeah. And now he's saying...

We saw the pictures from him at SeaWorld. He constantly talks about SeaWorld. Yeah. He goes and then he's like, I just watched Blackfish. Yeah. He goes to SeaWorld and he's like... He goes to SeaWorld and he goes to SeaWorld and he goes.

You're right. Let's see here. Well said, Bapa. How many penguins did he hug? Let's find out. But they have heavy on the black. Heavy on the black. They had a trainer. She just gets mauled by this thing. And SeaWorld on the news was like,

oh no, she drowned. Like that's what happened. He pulled her in water and drowned. But the actual autop like, oh no, she drowned. Like that's what happened. He pulled her underwater and drowned. But the actual autopsy report came out, bro. He de-scalped, ripped her fucking scalp off. Yeah. Ripped her arms off. I heard when that happened, it was worse pain or life. The Asian doctor came.

Yeah. He came out. There was an Asian doctor at SeaWorld and Mr. Shaw. What's pain or life? What's pain or life? What's paying her life? What's paying her life? Hold on, dude. Are you telling me a killer whale kills?

Yeah. No, they're the Ted Bundy of the past. They're the Ted Bundy of the past. They say that in the wild, there have been no reliably verified fatal attacks, but Ted Bundy killed a bunch of people. Yeah, I was assuming that that was wrong because I had heard that killer whales really don't.

When's the last time you heard of a killer whale killing somebody in the ocean? Almost never, right? Probably never. I mean, humans aren't in the ocean, B. Sharks kill. Sharks kill humans at the beach. Yeah, exactly. That's the ocean, brother. Oh, dang, dude. I thought that was the sea.

I don't know the difference between the ocean and the sea. I think they're the same thing. No, dang, dude. I thought that was the sea. I don't know the difference between the ocean and the sea. I think they're the same thing. No, no, no, they're different. The Pacific Ocean is the big water. Sea is like Salt Lake. Or no, wait, what's the sea? Salt Lake is a lake. Wait, the sea is the Caspian Sea. Where's that at? I don't know.

Edit this out. Okay, so this one's called the counts talk about Bapa pissing in the Sink posted by Sorgon Bird. Oh. Why are they the Counts? I don't know. I think it's just like another added part to the universe.

Like the CEO. Give it a handful. The old nice front kid. Go on, babe. You want to say? No, it doesn't like pee in the sink like Brendan Sharpe. I did see that. Apparently he peed in the sink.

And then what's his name? Him from... What's he called? Howie Mandel. in shop i did see that apparently peed in the sink and then uh what's his name him from what's he called howie mandel he was i saw like a little youtube short or something he was gonna go for a piss and someone was like oh don't do that don't do that he pissed in the sink my little pee in the garden sometimes well you know but that's that okay. I don't mind that too much. That's all right. It doesn't seem real that they actually do that. Yeah. Just kind of doing bits.

I'll say it in a clip in there. Yeah. I can't even do bits, Bing. It doesn't feel real that they speak British. I don't know. British always sounds fake to me. You know, it sounds like we're doing a joke then. We're talking about Brendan while we're sort of pissing in the sea. Yeah, I'll have an afternoon when I piss in the garden.

When Michael goes in the garden and does a little pee-pee to everyone's in the wild end. Yeah, it's true. Our penis in the garden. Yeah, but every man does that. I saw Howie Mandel doing it. Yeah.

I can only do like one British accent. Did you know that Brendan Schaub has a mangina? British people don't care what you do. Howie Mandel pulled it up. In England, you can just pee anywhere you want. They're like, I don't see what the big big dealies then i'll whip it out when i'm in the pub have you seen this clean chip have you played the chip clean all right so this one's called

brian callan's right wing power hour posted by ty fire eagle but now depending on your joke they're going to censor and suppress it so he had to i think change a few things are you saying that people at youtube and other social media companies are sensitive to words to words yes it's not freedom of speech on youtube anymore my man pause it so rumble's a very right um maybe youtube suppresses some of that stuff i don don't doubt it. Um, but there's no way that they're suppressing T-Fact. Yeah. It's just too stupid and irrelevant and unimportant. There's no way that he is getting shadow banned for what they're, were they trying to stop us from buying toe holds and on it? Maybe the government is trying to prevent us from buying, prevent people that are dumb enough to like enjoy

Brennan Schaub content from Brian Kratom so they don't end up killing themselves. Because they are the first people to overdose on Kratom. That's possible. He is advertising chewing tobacco. That's kind of, maybe you could shadow ban that. I don't know. But definitely nothing political. There's nothing that

Schaub says that threatens the fabric of democracy. Yeah. Whatever. End rant. Oh, really dude? Yeah. I don't know.

We've got shadow ban before. Yeah. It seems like it. We do. I mean, literally banned before. Yeah. Cause of pixel bent pixels.

No, because of the president's son. The Hunter Biden thing. Right. I forgot about that. Yeah. So, I mean, that was weird. That president's son. Oh, the Hunter Biden thing. Right, I forgot about that. That was weird. That was weird. They took down our Hunter Biden episode.

Yeah, and for no reason. Just like we broke some sort of policy, but it was like- I don't remember what it was. Yeah, I deleted it. I was like, oh my God. You know? Yeah, we immediately- I was terrified.

We immediately- I was terrified. We didn't, we weren't like, they took us down. Save it up. We were like, take it down. They might get rid of our- of ours i was like youtube what do we have to do to make it up to you dude we'll get gadooshed yeah fan base so i prefer to say they believe in freedom of speech and not censoring anybody and i think right now the rights over there but the rights over there right now yeah no it's a right platform yeah 100 let's just call it what it is let's not play that

way but that it's definitely a right platform. Now, if they open up to more and you're just allowed to talk however you want, great. I always say, you know, it just seems like if you have a point of view that is counter to the corporate narrative, the mainstream corporate narrative. Jesus

Christ. Oh my God. How do you listen to this and not fall asleep? It's so boring. They should just be like, you know what Rumble is? Different. Yeah. Rumble, different. Yeah. The mainstream corporate narrative.

What are you talking about? You guys are two comedians. You don't know a damn thing about any of this stuff. I think they're terrified of them blocking homophobic jokes. Yeah. That's the only time they get banned. What do we live in? Afghanistan, you know?

That's what I feel like. Afghanistan. You need rumble. You need rumble. You need something else, too. Yeah. That Schellenberger thing with Rogan is pretty fascinating. God.

That stressed me out. I think that what I got from it was that Trump went after the deep state. Jesus Christ. I love that Brian he's way too smart to really think that. And he's just saying it. That's awesome. That's the dark side when you really

start saying stuff you fully don't believe. I think that Trump was trying to drain the swamp. Swear to God I've never said this out loud, but I remember I know some people who are maybe in the deep. There's only a thousand that can do it. Yeah, and they need to speak up. Yeah.

Murderers row right now. I mean, how good is the mothership right now? Yeah. I mean, when people like Waluigi and Joe Rogan think about their stuff, their material, dude, that's like. Best brains. Best brains for the arts. Yeah. 100%.

Every day they're going out there and they're just slaying. Yeah. They're murdering. Mm-hmm. People are dying from laughter when Schultz talks about black guys having big dicks, dude. Yeah. Big dicks. Yeah. In their shorts. Mm in their shorts that you can see the small shorts. Yeah.

That's some shit that like, fuck. I'm like, what, what is, is this George Carlton talking? What are we doing here? Yeah.

What are we doing here? This is, this is like if Paul Carl also picked up a microphone and was like, check it out. That Spanish chick over there is pregnant as fuck. Yeah. That guy right there is Asian as shit

yeah dude I'm addicted I'm addicted boner alert boner alert if I told you I crushed in the OR would you believe me

and Callan's calling out the deep state bro yeah he's noticing he's seeing this stuff because he is dangerous one of the most dangerous and I'm not talking physically to women,

one of the most dangerous comedians out there right now is a guy, I think you know what he does. Yeah. I talked to some people that are pretty close inside to the deep state, and they told me the same thing. Yeah, Gerardo, you've been talking to people. Yeah. Gerardo knows people in the deep state.

Just chill, relax. Yeah, you're right. You're right. He doesn't, because you don't go too far. Yeah. Gerardo knows people in the deep state. Just chill. Relax. Yeah, you're right. You don't go too far, right? No, because then you're gay. I know, right? I fucked some people in the deep state. Some men. You know, I was fucking guys in the deep state. Oh, really, dude?

I was balls deep in the deep state. Mr. Whole Foods is gay. I fucked him and he's also the head of the CIA. So, all right, we've gone too far. Yeah, that's all the clips for this week. Thanks. Tune in next week. Bye.