10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub is FALSELY CONFUSED | 10 Minutes of Schaub #131

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

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There's a saying on this Black Friday It says a hundred hats a day Happy big boys pass the time away Talk about their merch There's a girl in this big boy town And she goes talking, breathing down They say, Annie, why you messing around? Please walk me to my tomb.

The big boys say, Annie, you're a fine tomb. You're a fine tomb. Good wife you would be. What a fine tomb. Yeah, yeah, I'll keep that same energy. That's Mortal Kombat. Stop at my favorite time of the week. When you get near, bop, but try to speak. That's Mortal Kombat. Welcome back to Tim and Shop.

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El Gato a few El Gatos but I appreciate that anyways we stream on live on Wednesdays but anyways they're definitely not here for this.

No. But I have a question for you if you want to start before the timer. Okay, yeah, go ahead. Before the timer question here. I've been thinking about this a lot. Yeah. More than 10 minutes a week. Is Brian Callen a thick boy?

No. Good question though, right? Yeah, that's a great question. I don't think he's a thick, I'll put some context. I don't think he's a thick boy because you never see him in any of the merch, right? I don't even know if he's part of the bike club when that was going on. You don't see him eating donuts. He doesn't have that goofy, funny thing that thick boys have, you know?

He's just not funny. He's a guy who's going to keep you busy. That's the fucking shit. What's it called okay but here here we go because you're thinking thick you're thinking fat dudes right but who says thick boy squad thick boy nation uh low brows chin dude chin okay current skinny boy past former thick boy you know what i mean oh he used to be bigger right we saw that picture of him right girlfriend yep yeah so it's not because brian skinny boy past former thick boy. You know what I mean? Oh, he used to be bigger. Mm-hmm. Right. We saw that picture of him with his girlfriend. Yep. Yeah.

So it's not because Brian Callen is skinny that doesn't make him a thick boy. There's something that's missing. It's like he has two Cs. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. He definitely doesn't have enough Cs. Yeah. You know?

Anyway, sorry. Too much hours. I thought I was just talking about that. No, no. But listen, that's not why you're here, but that's a good point. I'm glad you brought it up. Ever heard of it? All right.

But you are here for 10 minutes of job so start the timer play the chin clip all righty so we got a couple of clips to chin to play and this one is uh posted by harry pudding let me make sure everything looks good uh harry pudding 4504 anthony justin it goes off on joe roan and shit comedians. Anthony Justinick and his new special Bones and All Shits. Bones and All Shits? What? Wait.

Bones shits on Rogan's fear comedians for being hacks and doing lazy comedy. Anthony Justinick goes off on Joe Rogan and shit comedians. He's just saying the same thing three times. You know, sometimes you got to say it a bunch before it sinks in. Three times. What else do we know that three times? We know, sometimes you got to say it a bunch before it sinks in. And three times. What else do we know that three times? We just talked about. Dude, we're scientists here.

All right. This is the clip, dude. And we're going to probably watch this special this week on Patreon. Oh, shit. Let's see. I'm against cancel culture. Thank you. That's my impression of a shit comic trying to get on. cancel culture? Thank you. That's my impression of a shit comic

trying to get on Rondon. In 20 years of stand-up comedy, I've been asked the same questions over and over and over again. The question I get asked the most, by far, is Anthony, what do you think about cancel culture? Does it make you mad? Aren't you scared? What do you think about cancel culture? Does it make you mad? Aren't you scared?

What do you think about cancel culture? So let me be clear. I don't give a fuck about cancel culture. What I am sick of are comedians complaining about cancel culture. It's not that hard. Do your job. And yes, I did mention Joe Rogan. Guys, do not get me wrong.

I like Joe. Joe's my my friend Joe's a good guy but if you listen to his podcast you're a fucking loser my brother-in-law is Joe Rogan's biggest fan but my brother-in-law is Joe Rogan's target demographic my brother-in-law is a conspiracy theorist a crazy conspiracy theorist like my brother-in-law is a conspiracy theorist, a crazy conspiracy theorist. My brother-in-law refuses to become an organ donor because he swears that if you get into an accident and the paramedics see that you're an organ donor, they won't try to save your life because they want to use your organs to help someone else.

It's insane, but I can't argue with him. He's a paramedic. Okay. Is he one of our guys? Yeah, dude. He is? Okay. Alright, fair enough. He is one of our guys. The, okay,

the end of the joke is funny. That's a good joke, right? He's a paramedic. I like that. But he's 10 toes down the whole time. Sorry, I cut you off my bad time. No, no, no. You didn't cut me off. He's standing on business. There's violence in his DNA, dude.

What are you doing? It's good. Look, the beginning is a little long, right? Dude, go fuck yourself, dude. Also, it's a good joke, but it's a little long, okay? It's eight inches long, right? You're gay. Okay.

But here's what I'm saying. It takes a while to get there, right? You know what I mean? Gay Cooney is sitting next to me right now. Also, dude, think about it. Has he ever been shadow banned? This is a guy talking about... Clearly, he's never been shadow banned.

I'm glad you brought that up because we're being shadow banned dude really all the time what are you saying i think so honestly he doesn't he's a guy i don't blame him for having this perspective right yeah because he's never been shadow band he doesn't know what it's like you know we're shadow band every night i've been dming joe rogan non-stop and instagram will not send the messages. Yeah. Joe Rogan doesn't know that we want to be connected to his podcast. Because the shadow ban doesn't matter

if Rogan has us on, dude. Right? And Rogan has been shadow banned too, right? Nobody ever saw the Donald Trump interview, right? Never seen it. He had to release it

on Twitter or something because YouTube was like, cool story, bro. Yeah. And they took it down. Right? Also, say one more thing

about Anthony Jeselnik, jacket, little small. Fuck dude little small i like i like jeselnik he's one of our guys need a bigger jacket okay someone should have told him that in his inner circle okay all right i see what you're saying don't kill me all right but dude he's just spitting bars dude you know what i mean oh did you laugh at everything in uh meet the grams from kendrick lamar no but that motherfucker spit in bars sure okay did you laugh at everything and squabble up no but there's a bitch with him and there's some bitch in him that's a lot of bitch dude you know what i mean it's what squabble the song okay okay yeah fair enough i'll take your word for it here's what what I'm saying. Right. Just the jacket, small, would have fit on Rogan.

That's a jacket for Rogan special. So what I'm saying is take Rogan's shirt, give it to Jeselnik, or Jeselnik's jacket goes to Rogan, then you have less problems. It's special, dude. There you go. I'm thinking with my fucking 40 chest brain. I'm on alpha brain and AG1, okay? And dosed by Mind Honey, okay? I have adaptogens in my veins. I'm thinking with my fucking 40 chest brain. I'm on alpha brain and AG1. Okay. And my,

and dose by mine, honey. Okay. I have adaptogens in my veins, veins. All right. This is getting too redacted. We need to move to the next clip before I embarrass myself.

Already done. Okay. All right. This next one's posted by handsome black man. Something tells me he's not black. This one's called, Conor McGregor is finally free to sign with Thick Tiger Whiskey.

I like how they mess up the name. Conor McGregor has now been dropped by Proper 12. Irish whiskey after being found liable in a civil court for sexually assaulting a woman in 2018. So he lost the whiskey. Losing your whiskey brand is one of the hardest things that can happen to a celebrity.

Yeah. I pray to God I never have some brand shot. Yeah. He's going to start selling merch for eight bucks. Conor McGregor ain't got no merch. Now he doesn't. All right. So this one's posted by Guild Guitars.

It's called G. Thanks, Papa. Brian's face when he learns his co-host has reminded everyone about his essay allegations and told everyone he's a broke bum so we're gonna get to that clip later i haven't seen it yet i haven't seen anything on chains this week yeah i forgot why does his face look like that again uh he got his uh shadows under his eyes done i think oh his lids wow rinks and they call him rinks i didn't know that t-fat k calls him rinks let's make a not like the subreddit i'm talking about the actual podcast

the actual podcast calls him rinks fuck dude let's make a fucking pack right now if if we get big right like tons of people join the patreon all that stuff we promise each other we're no nothing no plastic surgery on the face you sound like me talking to my girlfriends dude no lips yeah right don't you dare come in here with big lips i won't dude you can do whatever you want to your teeth okay whiten your teeth fuck you i want to whiten my teeth okay all right as soon as we get enough money yeah yeah but Yeah. But that's it. Right. Okay. Yeah.

All right. Fine. Bleach my skin or anything, dude. All right. All right. Sammy Sosa. Dude, imagine if I Sammy Sosa, if I make a big deal. That'd be different.

That would be hilarious. All right. This one's posted by Moonwalker called how social Socials When BGL Leaks Your DMs. And it's just his face. That is a good face, too. Not much here. I mean, 76ers. Pick a team, Brendan.

Yeah. And it's pink. Very random. So weird, dude. Try that in a small town, dude. He happened to get the Breast Cancer Awareness Month 76ers hat. So good for him. Okay.

That's why. This one's posted by Dana White's mom. It's called Hi Nick with an N for the subtitle. I don't know what that means.

This is one of the best videos I've ever seen on YouTube. Yeah, it's pretty good. They got sent in the Discord. Thanks for sending that. Very funny. I mean, Elephant Graveyard's a legend.

Yeah. That guy, he got a dick on him. Yeah. Goddamn dick's under here. Way past that, yeah. Yeah. That guy, he got a dick on him. Yeah. Goddamn dick's on here. Way past that, yeah. Yeah. Wish I hadn't said that.

But he's a great guy. Chiloriano. You know what I mean? Canesan. Oh, he's a... He rivals the Gringo Poppy in terms of brilliance. I'm just now saying that Chin has a Trojan condom hat. A beanie.

Yeah. Not good. Because he thugs. Yeah. Fat guy fucking. Love to see it. Give me some of your Yeah. Not good. Because he thugs. Yeah. Fat guy fucking. Love to see it. Give me some of your juices. All right.

This one was posted by Mr. Cooney here. Yeah, nice. Thank you to all the chefs out there. Appreciate you upvoting and putting your spin on it. Some funny comments. Look at this upvote right here, dude, from my account. Oh, shit. There we go.

Obviously, this is the thumbnail for last week's episode. Yeah. Brandon Chobbers, 25 Kamala voters. Because we talked about it on the show. I thought that would be so funny if he was in one of these Jubilee videos. Yeah. Right? Like him debating.

I still think he should be in one. Be great. There's nonstop elections. You know what I'm saying? Let's see here. Brendan Shaw versus Gavin Newsom. Let's make it happen. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu match.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Uh, confidence search 86, 48 posted this one. Bean dip talks about the Connor case and goes down memory lane about rinks. So I haven't seen this. Have you seen this?

I haven't, but look at his face at the beginning. Like he doesn't want to say anything. I mean, that, that just means he's about the ovens on. He's about to cook. Okay.

Either that or he's having an aneurysm, which I hope he's not. Can you do it? It hurts. Something's hurting him right now. I can't do it because his lips are so crazy. Goddamn fucking juicy. Yeah. When you talk about this stuff, it's tough, especially coming from my experience where, oh boy, it's tough because when I hear this stuff,

obviously I'm going to have a different perspective. It just starts off so redacted. I don't blame him because he doesn't have the brain power to give it the seriousness needed. This topic, right? Sexual allegations. But he's nowhere near. He's like, oh, dude.

He comes at it with that energy. And then he starts doing this. Like, what are we doing here he just is not the person to talk about this no but he's gonna do it imagine if we were talking about some serious thing and i'm just like all right ian russo okay coming from my experience oh he's getting a boner yeah boner alert holy shit so anyways the tsunami killed thousands some people are saying the tsunami was in the wrong okay i both sides. I'm a pro weather.

I've always been a weather guy. It's like he's trying to chew a jawbreaker. Yeah. That's so funny, dude. That's so funny because that's another thing of, wow, he's like too immature for this. He's trying to talk about it

while he has a warhead in his mouth. So his mouth is sour, right? And it's just a sour hit. And he's like, he's got too much candy in his mouth to deliver something serious. When you talk about this stuff, it's tough,

especially coming from my experience where, oh boy. That's where the warhead hit. Oh boy. That's where he warhead hit. Oh boy. That's where he realized he had a Jolly Rancher in his mouth. He choked on it a little bit. A little bit.

God damn it. It's going to fuck this stuff. It's tough, especially coming from my experience where, oh boy. It's tough because here we go again when we're hitting this stuff obviously I'm going to have

a different perspective I have a very close friend my best friend who's falsely confused falsely confused they're going to show this shit in like when they're testing

in CTE when they're going over it they're going to show this to young doctors learn like these are the signs. Yeah. You know,

it's probably so hard to sue him for defamation because he gets everything wrong. Oh yeah. You know, the Mozart falsely confused is great. That's good. Falsely confused.

Amazing. Accused of rape and Oh my God. Accused of rape and ruined his life. Oh my God. There's just some things he shouldn't talk about. Add this to that list. Hey, let's stick to fight pigs, daddy. Yeah.

You know what I mean? At least when you get those wrong, there's no repercussions. Yeah. Repercussions, right? In his stupid fucking camouflage, all fast drive gas shirt and the face he makes after saying the word you know just like oh yeah not good it looks like he just said daddy but he said you know life straight up straight up and i you're talking about like five six years ago um the whole me too culture that that movement did a lot of good and got rid of some really really bad people and thank god they're gone but just like anything people take advantage of that and then they get i feel like

c-clamps are coming dude probably let's see some of the good guys. And my friend Brian Kemp is one of the good guys that suffered from this. And Brian's a fighter. Close. And he won't speak on it too much, but it really messed him up. Messed him up financially. He's a guy at 5,000 years old who has to. That's kind of funny, honestly. Calling him 5,000 years old who has to that's kind of funny honestly calling him 5,000 years old

also like the gravity again unable to stay serious you're talking about him getting these allegations and you make a joke about how old he is not good right not the move make some light here he's a guy at 77 years old has to he's a guy at 77 years old has to i'm not i'm sorry i'm kidding he's a

guy at 88 years old has to um also too many tour like it once is funny he heard you and he was like oh fuck he likes this yeah i gotta do it five more times yeah he keeps rubbing the seat too once would be funny if you're talking about something different but you can't do it in this context especially not next to a thing of dip, rain and whatever that blue thing is. Oh yeah, the shot. It's called shot. I don't know. Yeah. Not good.

Just to make ends meet. She said he said. I know the details. It's not my um It's not my you know, job to speak on it nor do I have that authority

he wasn't found guilty of rape he keeps talking about it it looks like he's miming like fishing yeah I mean imagine you're on trial and this is your lawyer and he's doing this and you're like fuck I'm going to jail.

He's like, you put the bait on the line. The jury's like, can't wait to vote this guy guilty. 12, all guilty. The jury deliberated for about eight inches. He was found guilty, I think, of assault. Okay. I mean, the judge looks at the jury

at this point and they both, and they laugh, you know, they know what's coming. The judge is like, five day weekend. Yeah.

Judge is like, doing this shit, thinking about, he's thinking about fishing now. He's like, I'm going to go fishing. I'm going to have some time. Now,

this case is not going to happen. But then the jury sees him drinking rain. They're like, oh, fuck. He's on his inside job, dude. Baja mode. Yeah. Baja mode. I mean, it could be sexual assault, but it's just a...

It's assault. Yeah. Assault of a sexual nature. They're trying to make it like, you know, that gobbledygook speech. It's tough, though, like with dudes with their shirts off and just bear bongs and i'm like yeah bear bongs what's a bear bong i don't know like a bear bong i think you falsely confused something there yeah wow that was a good clip dude that's very good shout out confidence search 8648 falsely confused the new uh little flare on the Reddit. You gotta make that flare.

Falsely confused. Another flare here. Confidence search 8648. Captain Buzzkill is back watching the interns record a pod. Oh, so he's back in the room. Let's see. One thing. Yeah. It was a duck. I said you

gotta show the dog. Yeah. He's just ominously standing, not speaking. Yeah, watching, making sure they have good content. Cute dog, though. Oh, who's that? This is Donald. Nice to meet you.

Oh, nice. Nice. What's up, 47? Welcome, welcome. I sent you a link to a clip of uh oh i gotta pay attention i i uh this riveting show so far this is kind of going into our topic right now i need i want to do charter or something i want a new show to watch and I've never seen Sopranos. So that's like kind of number one on my list.

So should I start Sopranos or should I start the Penguin and Succession at the same time? It's a note. It's not like a sentence to read. Okay. Okay. Well, congrats on four years. Thanks, man. We went to Majordomo.

People say it's like one of the best shows, that and Breaking Bad. I don't think it's up there with Breaking Bad, but I think, like you're saying, if you're going to watch one of the two shows, it might be too slow. How long into the show did you really start doing? After the first season. First season was okay. It really start to? After the first season. He really has like a 20 cent energy. He's really like,

you know, oh, hey. Christopher. Why are you starting a podcast in my studio, Christopher? Wait, you don't watch fucking Breaking Bad? Like he's the genius in the back. We're talking about the penguins the best you'll ever watch. And he's on his phone just like he's on his regular show. There's really no difference between him watching your show

and being on the show itself. Yeah. The same thing. One type of way, I think. Where they were just doing like, you know, like in the office, they do like snap zooms and stuff that go in really quick. They're just, I'm out. Just so weird.

Yeah. What do you think is happening in his brain? Well, before he goes in, meaning why is he in the room? I think he's probably like, he was on golden hour and he was like, see you guys later.

I got to go out real quick. And he's like, uh, I'm gonna see this for a while, but Texas phony listens, stupid shit. And then he like leaves. Cause he's got to go get a Big Gulp or something.

Nothing that you said makes sense. The Big Gulp thing, yeah. You know, buttoned it off with a good... He went to go get a Big Gulp. Right. But you're saying that he's doing the Golden Hour and he goes into another room to be on their show? But they're in the Golden Hour room.

Oh, they're in the Golden... Look, listen. I have Graves' disease, okay? Graves' disease causes you to not pay attention to details. Look it up. All right? Okay. That's the same thing as having CT.

Worse. Yeah. For your brain. In my mind, remember we did the clicker thing before? I feel like he's outside the room and he's like, I can give him a few thousand views. He walks in. Oh, he's a magnanimous guy.

And then on the title they put with Brennanobb but he's just in the back texting yeah it's all about views and numbers you're right he's a numbers guy that's so obvious let's see here this one's posted by frankie rollins he finally admits to doing zero work on his cars but now he's learning. First lesson, peanut brain demonstrates how to stand sand. He paint the paint, oh, the paint off without a mask and gets cancer. Okay. Let's be cool, dude.

Do you want to read this? I'm an intern at Sig Motorsports. I've always paid other shops to do most of the work on my car's trucks. Bruno at Sig Motors, i almost said bruno mars is the only mechanic ever whoever said why don't you take the time to learn how to do some of this stuff one of the best choices i've ever made i love it this truck is going to be badass 6.0 fully bit fully built power stroke diesel engine built trans at prp seats interior

at built by plan b dash kit suspension at king shocks engine with at edge products comma at blessed underscore performance and at mike underscore no limit fab no limit fab fabrication i'm okay got it i thought it was fab upgraded turbo kit and coolant stack by the best in the biz jake at design.buy.moran exhaust at magnaflow and all new brake kit at power stop brakes found a pound fist okay how much time is on that timer right now because you know i mean that was hard this is uh there's a lot of shout outs dude and i wanted to ask you and it was I was prompting this on a different post later in the show,

but dude, what is with all the shout outs, right? Well, he's like a super big guy in collabs, right? He loves getting tagged, even when he got his dog, right? He had to tag the company that gave the dog treats or something. It's all merch and tags for him. He's a business guy, marketing genius.

So it's not love. You're saying that he loves Collapse. He doesn't love Collapse. He makes money. Yes. You know what I mean? Right. And it's the only industry that doesn't know how much of a fucking redact he is, maybe.

Same with the dog industry. Now he's like, fuck, they're onto me in the truck game. I need to go into dogs. Yeah, that's probably accurate. I mean, anything he's going to go into, he's like, all're on to me in the truck game i need to go into dogs yeah and that's that's probably accurate i mean anything he's gonna go into he's like all right i know the business we tag we shout out we like check socials merch you know like do you have merch kind of thing he's like a ceo wherever any room that he's in he's a ceo you know yeah so he's gonna like give other ceo other like prospective entrepreneurs the, how to do it.

Yeah. And then there's like people like Miguel are probably clicking all these links and following those players. He's like, if you check Miguel's follows PRPC, it's King shocks plant. You know what I mean? Oh, this is the best day of social media of the year for all of these ads. They got, they want to like innumerable numbers, you know? That'd be so funny if there was like a super fan that just followed the trends that brendan chobb was on

he's just like into fish into stand-up into fucking king's shocks and he's in the hospital somehow he's like he's followed chobb's advice he's almost dead financial ruin and his wife's leaving wife's definitely gone kids don't talk to him anymore. And he still needs a dog. He's like, I need my dog, Donald. Dog's gone. He gave the dog back. Dog's gone.

All righty, let's see here. What else do we have? Okay, this is interesting. I think it's not real, but Richard8064, one of our guys. Oh, nice. New Netflix special coming soon. The true story of Brian Callen falsely confused. Well done, dude.

He saw an idea and he scooped up the bag. Great. Would you watch it? Yeah. We are financially obligated to watch these. Let's see here. Great family. Never met him.

Posted by CJK610. Beast of a family uh as you can see sanaz is the turkey which you know implicate implies that she's getting eaten out or something you know i mean uh joe rogan is in there can you see him he's a pilgrim yeah yeah we got a turkey two turkeys one's fake one's real and then the lips what do you think that the lips are drinking there they got a straw it looks like they're like drinking themselves yeah like a colostomy bag or something dude i'm so sorry i'm sorry that i asked yeah the shops you want my brain to go there maybe a fat ass fucking coffee dude yeah it's like a hidden coffee or something like that

or it's just merch for straws. You know what I mean? And they don't got the drink merch yet. True. All right. This one's posted by sharp Blake, uh, four,

eight, two, six. Awesome table service from podcast cringe, dumb and dumber. Maybe we use that for one of our shows. Nailed it. Who do you think is dumber though?

Shop. It's, it's pretty close though. You gotta admit. why do you think chin is dumber i mean the whole like you know low intelligence person oh because he doesn't know geography and all that or doesn't care about geography yeah i still think that shop probably a lot dumber what about this chin or jelly roll who's dumber? That's harder. Chin. Chin? Yeah. His name is Jelly Roll. His name is Chin.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, both of their names are not the... Yeah. We'll figure this out later. Jelly Roll's a sigh up. He is, dude. This is posted by 712can. I mean, it's so funny how people just share this every so often with the same exact title. Yeah.

Just a regular blue-collar guy like you and me. me yeah it's just a funny picture man unreal he's got makeup on he's in a purple suit with a flower and shit bayonet what's that called bravo guy it's not called the bayonet bayonet uh with the the flower it's called oh brassiere what is it oh fuck it's a thing you got formals you give a girl the something what is it bayonet yeah. It's the thing you got formals. You give a girl the something. What is it? Bayonet. Yeah. I forget what it's called. I remember I was like frantically. Corsage.

That's what it is. I was frantically trying to get that for a formal for a girl. I had no interest in me. I was like, I got the corsage. She's like, all right. She has four of the corsages. Yeah. Cool story, bro.

Yeah. She has the whole story. That'd be so funny. That girl has a lot of corsages oh that's so funny um i actually had that happen to me let's see here this is posted by ocho man 34 12 giving out a legal dog wagon to us idiots papa the legal genius gonna give us a lesson and it's the conor McGregor trial for dummies episode 412 of the shop show I can only imagine that's what we watched okay yeah yeah

well then I don't have to imagine just a lot of seat roping it should be called seat roping for dummies yeah I mean shop doing a legal show that'd be good like on court on court TV. That's another avenue. You can go down, get rid of trucks, do some court shit. I want to hear him talk about Drake suing UMG. Yeah. Anything he breaks down,

that'd be great. Let's see here. Okay. So this one's posted by shroom tang for 20, more like over 160 K grand Bapa. I got excited when I saw that title. I feel like they're going to talk about, uh, Chang's, you know, what show this is right uh is that mccusker yeah matt and shane's okay but

matt's or shane's not there let's see here that does not look like a it is a family so i'm you know what i'm so scared of it's like and i'm'm not, you know, I'm not genuinely afraid of it. I'm kind of more, let's see, how do I say? I'm still like in shock of that whole thing that happened with Brennan Shop. What exactly? Dude,

it was a fucking, they formed a Reddit of like 97,000 people. Literally, it was 97,000 people strong who dedicated hours of their life to just like, and you don't have to read it,

of course, but just like knowing that's out there just every day. But I feel like he bought that on himself. You think your family's going to do that? No, no, my family. Dude, if my family started a diss subreddit on me, dude, that would be it. I'd be like, fuck you guys. That's so funny.

Yeah, that should be a fear that every comedian has, really. Yeah. I don't know if it'll ever be something like on the shop level but yeah you if you uh if you're cringe you could start a whole reddit yeah there was a post recently in our reddit that said your reddit's turning against you and i was like what the fuck and then i think it was a comment yeah but i was like okay i went through the post yeah not not yet but you know. But listen, maybe once we do whatever our Gringo Poppy is, then it'll happen.

Yeah. Gringo Poppy 2 coming soon. This is posted by M-W-A-L-M-S-L-E-Y-U-K. I don't know what that spells in English. I don't understand this one. Do you know what this is? All I know is it's that Tim Kennedy guy, the UFC guy. So he wrote a book or something. I guess the people are saying that it's like he's lying in it okay so

it's thanking and it's not tim kennedy making this right no it's an anti-hero podcast all right looks like tim kennedy the book of lies okay shout out i mean so is hit Hitler alive? Is that what they're trying to say? Could be, dude. Look into it. Do we catch him? So I was like. It's just, this is what you would get from former T-Fat K guests. You're going to get YouTube channels gadouching them first things.

Right? That's part of going on that show. Yep. They're not sending their best. All right. We mentioned this earlier. All Thick Boy merch is $8 posted by ABTB12. And it's 100% true. Did you buy anything yet?

No. I wish we had done this before, you know? Maybe we should have waited. Look at that. $8. Wow. For the jacket. What a steal.

What the hell, dude? I know. And then the jerseys are $8. I was going to drop $16 the other day for two jerseys, but then I had to stop and think like, what am I doing here? Yeah, no, we have enough shop merch. Let's see here. Successful egg, $83.45.

This is an excerpt from Elephant Graveyard's video, which is epic and you should check it out. Elephant Graveyard is homeless as fuck. Condom fish and hot chip are in hot water. Yeah, so I clicked on the thing and it brought me to this familiar channel. The Golden Shower, it's called. Oh, shut up. And my wonderful lawyer had warned me

that this Golden Shower show was actually slandering us on their recent podcast. And I got pretty excited to hear what Schaub and the Diddler and that guy who's married to the lady from Target were going to say about us. But instead I turn it on and I see condom fish and hot chip and this guy in the middle here.

I know I've seen him before. I don't know. If he's sitting around with these guys, he can't be any good. Always trust your gut, guys. But yeah, causing this level of disappointment, it should be classified as assault. And really, I can't even watch these shows anymore without my podcast sitter.

Mr. Zing. Shout out to one of our guys. But, yeah. No, we'll give it a shot. Alright, well, let's see what they had to say still. This is some of the stuff I wanted to get into because I think Ben and I, we frequent different corners of the internet.

You just know stuff. I want to be in the places that you see this stuff. I think we're both in the same corners of the internet. I'm just watching like Brendan Schaub documentaries. Oh, that's interesting. Okay. Maybe I misread this middle guy. Might be a homeless Trojan horse.

I'm just watching like Brendan brendan shob documentaries that right there's a cope laugh these guys know they just stepped into some murky waters these brendan shob videos had their boss literally hiring investigators and suing people on youtube i don't think he wants them promoted on it and then down here it's when when will my wife come back he writes into the ask a lawyer box it's so funny that is funny this channel yeah no what do i know i don't know i like britain shop documentaries i purposely try to avoid beast very funny been another great guy never met him shout out to ben for saying i watch britain shop documentaries on the golden hour set dude yeah check out his pod

lemon party. They already are checking it out, but would you have the balls to do that, dude? Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's all I'm going to talk about on this.

If I'm ever on there, but I, you know, we, we don't fuck with Nick anymore. No, we don't. We ain't fucking with Nick,

dude. He's done. And it looks like chin, a baby beanie guy. Cause he's wearing the beanie right now, you know? Everybody at that studio should probably wear a hat. Anything to disguise, you know? Like Tim Pool, you know, he wears a beanie so people can't tell

about him. That's what everyone at Big Boy should be doing, too. Shout out, dude. Ben did a great service to the kitchen, dude. Let's be honest, right? Very funny. Very great. Let's see here. Shout out to Elf and Graveyard also, one of our guys oh one of the best ever do it uh this one's posted by horror barber 6147 new comedy special

falsely confused okay so it's the same bit very good i haven't seen brendan's comedy specials but if he drops another one and calls it falsely confused i'll promise i'll watch brendan learns about connor's career throughout the podcast. What? Let's see. This one's posted by UnfairEstimate8348. Comments looking dicey dicey. So, Brennan is an expert on this topic for us dummies since his two closest colleagues are also sex offenders. For dummies, by the way.

And the last one. Brennan, falsely confused, yeah, the comment section's nailing it, as per usual. I mean, dude, falsely confused is such a good title for something. It's the Peach's Delight of titles. He comes up with a new thing every time

and he doesn't get credit. He should. We should make an album of songs. Not covers, but like originals. Falsely Confused, Peach's Delight, Deuces Macchiato. Yeah. You know what I mean? They have nothing to do with Shab. They're actually just good songs.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Other than the title, nothing. That'd be great if Kendrick dropped an album like that, where it's just Shabisms. Oh, that would be so funny. Let's see here. The Creepshow Must Go On, posted by Toxoplasmosis.

The legend Gene Simmons in the studio. Okay, so. let's see here. The creep show must go on posted by toxoplasmosis, the legend Gene Simmons in the studio. Okay. So I see what he's doing. He's doing one of their bets there with Brian. Brian's like, dude, you should like pretend like you're grabbing my junk. So funny guy humor.

Wow. Kiss. I mean, terrible. Gene Simmons is like, Oh oh you guys got nicotine in here you guys party wow this is a lot of rain what the hell's magic mind you know he's looking at

all the stuff like it's paraphernalia that is funny yeah like an old person going into T-Fat K is probably like what is any of this stuff they're like oh it's nicotine patches you put in your mouth they're like smoke a cigarette the fuck is rain? His,

his, Oh, his hat says big time. I thought it said big tunes. I don't know. I might, I can't tell her big tuna. I'm going to say a lot of things.

Let's see here. Um, financial skin, 49 69 posted this. LOL. He's just trolling us now oh yeah I saw this yeah

straight up dad power what is the troll oh the 225 he's basically saying the same like that he didn't but he obviously didn't

yeah and then this is made me laugh transcend company he just cannot that's what I'm saying earlier he cannot stop like

with these affiliations of people is transcend the company that helped him, been able to lift that much? I have no clue. Should we go to their website? No. No.

Let's see here. Posted by FinancialLegend5587. I think you'd be surprised. What do you see here, dude? So. Kane versus Brandon 91 rating versus 83 because that's the one fight

that where Rogan was like you know do you think you want to fight Kane Velasquez he's just like I think you'd be surprised and he said I think you'd be surprised

it would be funny to see that in a video game yeah Kane comes out and like in the video game knocks him out they have like the whole promo at the beginning of

Joe Rogan saying that is it Brendan Shaw's video game character him out. They have like the whole promo at the beginning of Joe Rogan saying that. Is it Brendan Shaw's video game character is drinking a big gulp before the fight? Can I be real quick? Talking to the cut man. Drink a big gulp. Might I go go winky? This one's posed by Haphazard.

Forrest recognizes that Bapa is an expert on Africa. And if you notice, you know this is one of the chef's signature dishes first five minutes of the podcast see what happens you know what i mean oh yeah haphazard likes he told us that he just watches the first five minutes and gets a dish let's see this forest galante the beast beast master. The animal expert. The beast master. The guy who knows everything.

He's already kind of gotten me excited. I love talking animals. Everybody laughs at me. You came in with some animals. Dude, I did a fun podcast recently. I did The Fighter and the Kid. Have you guys heard of it? I have, yeah.

Brendan Schaub. Yeah. He said, have you heard of it? Have you heard of it? Have you heard of it? Ever heard of it? Good guys. We hung out, had a good hour chit-chatting on the couch. Okay.

Nice. How's Schaub in person? Great. Funny, cool, laid back, very, very knowledgeable. Yeah. You know, he's like, starts talking. He's like, so you're from Africa. Is that right?

I was like, yeah, Zimbabwe. He's like, oh man, Mugabe regime. I was like, nobody knows that. That's pretty good. What's that? I don't know that. Exactly. What is it?

The reason that I'm in the USA. You guys had to flee. I knew that. Right. Because of the president, Robert Mugabe. What did he do? His political party, the ZANU PF party. Just trying to fucking destroy everything?

No, they just, they did a land grab. So they, or land reform, as it was called, where they came and took all the farmer's land away. What's the chance that Schaub actually said that? I'm not saying Forrest is lying, but maybe he was like saying something about nicotine,

but he heard Mugabe regime. That'd be funny. I don't, I don't know. I mean, look, I want to believe that Schaub did say it. Yeah. Schaub said all the stuff

that he just said. He had a moment where he just like that and rail it off manchurian canada yeah yeah i believe that he did it and then they did it forcefully and through violence oh man so he was like he was like very knowledgeable about it i was like how do you know this because he does research probably no i don't think so i think he's just more educated than your average person. A house-shabbing person. A house-shabbing person. A house-shabbing person. Of course.

Of course all of Africa. As high up as Egypt probably, right? Yep. From the Nile to Southern Africa. That's right. So anywhere. Anywhere there. And since you were a kid, you just loved animals?

I grew up in Southern Africa. I grew up in Zimbabwe. You did? Yeah. You said Kant, and I thought, there's no other language. Yeah, that's a little bit of it. Are you Afrikaans? I'm not. Iimbabwe. You did? Yeah. You said Kant, and I thought, there's not a language. Yeah, that's the little bit of it. Are you Afrikaans? I'm not.

I'm English descent. Okay. So I grew up in Zimbabwe, the country north of South Africa. Beautiful country, and my family ran safari businesses. Yeah. Ruined by Mugabe.

Yeah, you grew up around. Yeah, good old Mugabe. Yep. Who ruined that country. And kicked us out. Yes. That's what it wasn't. He thinks that Brian Callen is Brendan Chobb.

That's the ultimate insult. If someone thinks you're Brian Callen, there's no bigger insult than that. But calls you Brendan Chobb. Fuck.

Ended up here. Yes. Yeah. During the land reform under the Mugabe regime. Or the land steel and the. The beaches next to.

That's so funny that Brian Collins the one that said that fuck a lot of people killed yep including our neighbors and yeah awful stories

it was a rough time Mugabe's he was in that he was in the Rhodesian wars and all yeah okay how's Shob in person

peaches delight delight Shob what Shob said was, so you like animals? So you talk to animals and stuff? Ever since you were a kid, you like animals?

When they started talking about Mugabe, he's like, didn't I ask a question? Yeah, he's on his phone. Can we get back to the animal stuff? This one's posted by JT Laggy. That was a great dish, by the way. Bro really did that in front of Conor McGregor.

I said my country's name in its native tongue, which is era. I'm producing estrogen. I'm going to change my middle name. Did you think he was going to retaliate? did you think he was going to retaliate did you think he was going to do something it's really not in his nature right I wasn't really thinking to be honest as I'm sure you experience

in there yeah I don't know maybe they're talking about Brian doing the estrogen thing that was awful I'm producing estrogen which is he's feeling female? I think he's saying he's turned on because Connor said like, Anna.

Oh, shit, dude. It just happened to me when you said that. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Sorry, dog. Yeah, that was weird. Okay, this is pretty funny, dude.

And I think non-ironically funny, but it's probably a trend so it's not anything they made in the studio like a hot chip challenge yeah like hot cheetos and beans and cheese it's posted by baby baby what are we doing here let's see oh my god here it goes All right.

That's the greatest rain ad I've ever seen in my life. That makes me want to pop one of these bad boys open. Let's do it, dude. No. Oh, come on. You can't tickle my balls like that. Put sugar on my dick and not lick it. That's what I do, dude no oh come on you can't tickle my balls like that put sugar on my dick and not lick it that's what i do dude god damn it i'm sorry for saying that let's see here this is

posted by big dick daddy kins big dick daddy kins yep always been a fan of penguin z in every facet we still do not matter uh he's getting gadooshed, as you can see. Yep. Which is something that, what's his name, Vince Goldie or something? Wes Watson. There we go, Wes Watson. Something Wes Watson says. He's gadooshing me. I'm going to watch that video later tonight for sure. That's so funny.

Let's see here. Preventative medicine is for soy boys, posted by a haphazard. We got a long one. So strap the fuck in, dude. Let's see here. I did my colonoscopy because I was like, dude, I'm just gonna get it. Because in the back of my head, I was like, oh, man, I got to do that. And I was like, I'm just gonna fucking do it.

Anyway, I did that. And then I went in and, you know, I got it done. And honestly, the best thing about it is for me, you just get the day off, bro. You just don't fucking do anything. Why do you get the day off? Nobody expects anything from you. Why? Because you're shitting.

Well, what do you mean? You didn't have a major surgery. I know, but you go in there. You go there like an hour or two beforehand. You're just chilling in the bed. They put you out. I'm out. You do it. I'm out. What? The whole thing. Keep going. You're not chilling in the bed. They put you out. I'm out. You do it. I'm not. I'm

out. What? The whole thing. Keep going. You're not going to do it? Okay. Well, that's fine. It's funny to say I'm out. It's kind of like he's saying, I'm also confused if I'm Delia. Are you saying you want me to stop telling the story? Are you out?

Are you leaving right now? Yeah, like are you leaving? Shop doesn't want to get a colonoscopy. He doesn't want to be in the hospital. Are you out? Are you leaving right now? Yeah, like are you leaving? Are you? Shop doesn't want to get a colonoscopy. He doesn't want to be in the hospital. I'm out. I'm done counting. Okay.

Okay. But they put you under. They put you under. It takes 20 minutes, 30 minutes. Do you have to go under? I think so. Why? Well, something is all up in you.

Something's all up in you. Dude, hey, because something's all up in you. You don't have to go under. You don't have to be awake. You don't have to be under. You don't have to be under if. You can build a bigger telescope on your other fuck they're using. You don't have to be under if.

You're gay. It was nice, bro. It was kind of a waste of time, though. Because you were fine. Well, no. What they do is they cut off all polyps. They find something every time. Of course they do.

It's like doing the mechanic. That's pretty funny. What? I mean, a very hack joke, but they find something every time. And Brendan says, of course they do. It's like going to the mechanic. I mean, God, Brendan Schaub, please go to the doctor and do this, man. This is our business.

This is our bread and butter. Okay. We can't have you fucking dying of colon cancer because you're an idiot. Go get your polyps cut off you stupid moron you brain dead monkey I have a few questions your butthole

is probably like an 87 Chevy that probably needs some maintenance his anus is like a fucking one he goes buys a Facebook marketplace

needs a lot of work. Yeah, but you go in, they find you. So one in 44 men will die of prostate cancer. Oh, nice. That's terrible odds. That's terrible odds.

You said it's terrible odds? No, not bad at all. Take my chances. Oh, dude, no, that's crazy. That's compared to all other types of death. Dude, that's so funny. That's terrifying to hear out loud.

I am now scared. Oh, fuck. We shouldn't have watched this clip. 144, dude. Oh, my God. What does he think is like bad odds? He doesn't think that's bad. Listen, you're falsely confusing him for somebody that's smarter.

Sure, yeah, yeah. He's not a numbers guy. He's never been. That's too high. That's too high. You're more likely to die in a car crash. Well, that's not true at all, right? Yeah, I don he's not a numbers guy. He's never been. That's too high. That's too high. You're more likely to die in a car crash. Well, that's not true at all, right? Yeah, I don't think so.

I mean, could you imagine if that was true? Like one in 10 people? Dude, we're just dying nonstop every day, and you know someone who dies in a car crash, maybe. Are you going to stop driving? No, but you wear a seatbelt. Ah! But that doesn't matter.

You wear a seatbelt. That doesn't matter. You wear a seatbelt. So I still die. I have no idea. But it sounds wrong for a car crash. Yeah. No. Yeah. This version of a seatbelt.

I went to a new doctor because I moved out to Santa Clarita. So I'm going to find a new primary care because I hate these. Do you guys know who your primary care doctor is? I don't believe in general doctors. Yeah, so I. In what? General doctors. Oh, I thought you said genital.

The one I went to before. It's like, no. Also, general doctors, though. It's like, hold on. You don't specialize in anything? I'm just going to come to you. You're telling me I have high blood pressure, and then you send me an expert? I don't know.

No, it's for the yearly checkup, man. Yeah, it's some whole shit. You do all the blood tests, and they tell you where you are. That's some good preventative medicine. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, he's going to die. No doubt. He's going to die.

So healthy. I get my blood work on my own all the time. Oh. And why do you do that? So I can read the fucking graph. Okay. Well, that's what the general doctor does. That's what the professional needs to do.

Yeah, I ain't no professional. Motherfucker's just decent in everything. Oh, my God. They're so ridiculous. Yeah. It's like going to a mechanic. You have a special car. Motherfucker's just decent in everything. Oh my God. They're so ridiculous. Yeah. It's like going to a mechanic and you have a special car.

He's like, oh no. This guy's really pushing the mechanic thing. Every analogy is a fucking mechanic. This is the jiffy lube of doctors,

you're saying? This guy's really pushing the fucking mechanic thing. Good call. Not even. Is this a Tom Cruise movie where he keeps reliving

the same thing over and over again? What is that? End of Tomorrow? No. Appreciate you, bro. End of Tomorrow. Who is this guy?

I don't know. Keep up the good fight, MAGA. Yeah. Oh, man. Damn. What are your thoughts on that? I mean, hopefully, like I said, he's going to the doctor.

But what I thought was funny was that he said he does blood tests on his own all the time. So he's just getting tested all the time, taking out blood and like, yeah, it looks good. Who's doing it? Is it a general practitioner? I don't know. It's crazy because that's how I sound when it comes to the doctor, right? You do kind of say similar things.

Fuck. You got to stop saying that. Yeah. God damn it. All right. We'll to stop saying that. Yeah. God damn it. All right. We'll go to the doctor. This one's posted by Sorry Phone 1676.

Papa needs to stop dressing like a 17-year-old. Pretty self-explanatory there. Anything to say? No. No, I don't think so. This one's posted by Dandy Kaufman 2.

Homeless hour reacts to comedy deathbed while the creator sits in Brennan's chair. Chin blissfully underwear. Let's seebed while the creator sits in Brennan's chair, chin blissfully underwear. Let's see here. I was wondering if Brennan or any of them saw it. I don't know. We never talked about

it with them. All of us back here did. It could be leukemia. It could be metabolic. Tom Segura has really turned into a piece of shit. That's you? I need to run more tests. Looks like Brennan shit, hasn't he? That's you? I need to run more tests. Looks like Brenda Shaw still hasn't been invited to the month. I definitely ballooned up after having a kid. Rogan obviously has no respect for her.

Doc, I think the drugs are starting to... What's that, buddy? I'm glad Theo Von cut Shaw out of his life. Could be a brain tumor. Again, we don't know until the CT scan comes back he's realfully unaware of a lot of this no dude whatever it is it's terminal hey doc

you got any nurses in here I could take for a trug while god damn it just put him out of his fucking misery. Wow. That's awesome. That's crazy that this made this to the, this made it to the golden hour set.

Yeah, dude. Fucking so funny. It's pretty epic. This whole universe is the most interesting thing in my life. Yeah. Or is it? The most interesting thing.

This is another Dandy Kaufman too. Some of the commentary channels are getting more views than the source material, so Nick and everyone backstage at TBS, what is TBS? The Thick Boy Studios, is obsessed with the commentary channels but don't acknowledge to the boss.

Ballifant Graveyard's the new king. As far as I'm concerned, great little one on David Lucas. Real nice piece. Seen that a couple times now. I'll have to check it out. I think I have seen that come up. Did they kind of copy Too Lazy's thumbnail style?

I think so, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think so. It's a copycat world. These guys are all, well, they have to be derivative, right? Because they're talking about something that. I mean, you could have your own thumbnail style. They're parasitic. What was it called? Elephant Graveyard?

They're parasitic in a way. But now, it's so fascinating to me... Oh, no, never mind. Because to me, the podcast space has been boring for a long time. Now, these people are getting more views than a lot of the podcasts, which is blowing my mind. This is very telling. Let's check out my algorithm.

Yeah, it is a crazy thing that the show they are covering is getting more views. I got a lot of Barstool. Got some Lemon Party. Nice. Hell yeah. That sketch I made, though, I was wondering if any of those guys saw it. Red Bar watched this guy.

He liked it. I was wondering that sketch I made though I was wondering if any of those guys saw it Red Bar watched this guy he liked that I've watched it a bunch of times I was wondering if Brennan or any of them saw it they're crashes of fucking sad drugs I don't know we never talked about it with them

all of us back here I showed it to a bunch of people could be leukemia could be metabolic it's the same thing it's too bad that we don't know you know

I would be interested in hearing Brennan Schaap's take on this but it's like with that we don't know. You know, I would be interested in hearing Brennan Shop's take on this. But it's like with these peons, you're never going to know. Right? They're never going to say

what Brennan says. People should have to podcast with like a heart rate monitor on them. You know what I mean? Yes. Chin's heart rate's going boop, boop, boop, boop.

Oh yeah, because they're nervous. Yes. Yeah. That would tell the truth. Yeah. Let's see here. All right.

We're rounding out the end of the show here. It's posted by one usual 4460 on real genetics. Oh, yeah. I mean, look at that. That's got to be jealous that fam. You got Jay. You got George W.

Bush impressionator behind him. I don't know who that is. See this one. This one is very funny. Posted by the great self. Birds of a feather bee. Take your time if you want to read this here. You get it?

The Venn diagram? Yes. It all leads back to the same. Who's in the middle? Brian. Right. He's all three. Brenda's two.

Diddler's two. We're missing somebody to make a... This is like the four horsemen, dude. We need the last piece of the puzzle. It's like, you know, Rogue Inverse, like we keep saying. They're all sort of the same guy over and over again.

And they're just different horrible versions of that guy. Alright, so we don't have to watch this whole thing, okay? We don't even have to have the versions of that guy. All right. So this is, we don't have to watch this whole thing. Okay. We don't even have to have the audio on for this. Cause you already know what's coming,

dude. Days and falls. Brian's going to be, no, you already know, dude. Oh shit. I mean, it's just the best thing that ever happened.

Oh, man. Yeah, so I think it's like a song this whole time. Yeah, see? Anyways. That's funny. That's funny. Great chin posted by Mock It Faces, Dazed and Falsely Confused. I feel bad for LL Cool J and whoever that chick was.

Yeah, dude. You know, they got the bag. Yeah, dude. You know, they got the bag though, dude. And then here we go. This is the last one for the day. Mission Speed 7233 posted this one. Happy Cleanse Giving, everyone.

It's condom fish. Yeah, it's the most disgusting looking fish I've ever seen. Is it inside of a condom? I don't know. It looks bad though. It looks dirty. Don't look good, Eddie.

Don't eat that. Don't eat that. But yeah, that's it for today. All right, guys. Thanks for tuning in. See you look good, daddy. Don't eat that. Don't eat that. But yeah, that's it for today. All right, guys. Thanks for tuning in. See you next week. Bye. Bye.

Bye.