10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub is GETTING SUED AGAIN! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #159

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

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Welcome back to 10 Ministers Shops. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon, join the Discord, join the Reddit. This week on the Patreon, we watched a low-key comedy with Matt Rife and Paul Elia. And we also, the previous week, watched Akash Singh, the 420 special. And, you know, they're both amazing. It's not a special. It's a set.

Or my bad, my camera's out. I'll have to just fix that. But it's a, what's it called, Akash Singh set. Oh, it's a set, a 420 thing where he doesn't talk about weed at all. And I, I mean, I was going to say it's amazing as a bit, but Gerardo enjoyed both a lot. He thought they were really good. His favorite was Whitney Cummings. Oh, no, no.

The low-key. What's it called? I just want to make sure we're good. We're good. Everything's working. Dude, how you've been doing, dude? I've been all right. You know, I'll address the elephant in the room.

I do have barbecue sauce on my shirt. I was just in Denver. Oh, if you can see here. Oh, the best barbecue here. It's the best barbecue in town. And then also, I put the wrist brace back on. If you watch the show, you saw I took it off, but now it's back on. It's just a preventative measure.

If you think Cooney's a bitch for putting the wrist base on, give this video a like. We got seven likes already, 40 viewers, dude. Okay. Actually, that's pretty good. Concurrent likes to viewers. I mean, it's almost four times less, but it's more than usual when starting on these things. So the sound will come on. But the sound will go on if not more likes have.

Another thing you always forget to mention, dude, is subscribe to the YouTube. We like stopped getting subscribers. We need to get more, dude. Oh yeah, that's right. Subscribe, subscribe, you know, because that's how, that's how it's all the, that's all made. Yeah, you got a freaking subscriber else the whole thing implodes. We get sued.

I start doing work with CBD companies and saying I'm the CEO of one and then I ask people to like my, I don't have a special, I guess I'd ask people to like my YouTube and then YouTube's going to be like, what are you doing? You can't do that, you know, all that stuff? Next thing, your other wrist has a brace on it.

But can you give me a favor and start the timer? Yeah, that's true. And that's not why they're here. Oh, no, he forgot the timer. They're here to watch Tim is his job. So start the timer,

play the chain clip. Nice. All righty. So did you watch any of the podcast cringe stuff? You got to stop. My bad. I didn't watch any of the podcast. Chris Crenner stuff, I don't think.

Oh, okay. So you don't know about the lawsuit or anything? No, I do know about it. Actually, I do know about it. So you did watch the podcast, Chris. I did watch it. I did watch it. I lied. Yeah. Well, that's okay because we're here to watch Papa. He lies all the time. We'll get to that later, I'm sure. I don't know how much of it is on the Reddit. I didn't really do that much digging before recording because my mother-in-law made me taketos. But this first one's posted by C-Cabinet.

8-5-65. It's called a good-duced. Sean McCorkle posted a tweet. If you had not heard yet, a method-out, a method-out moron who's been stalking Joe Rogan for months, finally made it to Austin last week. The stalker claims he eats only meat, lies about his steroid use, and mentions Rogan in every single social media post. But enough about Brendan Chob. Classic setup and punch from the joke man, Sean McCorkel.

I'll give it five stars. There you go. You know, it's like you just expect it from him. He's a good joke writer. He's got it all. Yeah, dude. Nothing more to say. I mean, it is kind of questionable, the YN in front of his name.

Do you know what that means? What does that mean? Young N-word. Oh. Yeah. All right. Sean, be cool. Sean, be cool, dude.

You got to take that out, dude. That's a bit much. Dude, let's change that name real quick, yeah. I knew what it meant after I said what? And then I was like, oh, good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't know if he has any freestyles that we can listen to,

but he needs to deserve that title. Let's see, maybe his homies gave it to him. You never know. Yeah. There's racial cards going around. I just heard about this last week. Somebody gave that a black friend said it's okay, but it's like just because one black guy says,

okay, doesn't mean you can do it. Come on. But that's cool that he did say that show. Yeah. Let's see here. Life motto, be cool, be cool, be cool. Shout out to you guys in the chat, Moses, Victor, Stone Cold Steve.

I haven't seen Stone Cold Steve in a minute. Oh, welcome back, Stone Cold Steve. Let's see here. This is posted by Banjo Fitzgerald. Bapa discovers Chin's YouTube algorithm. you asked me about this other day if this is real or not. Do you think that's real?

Yeah, everything in Chang's, I'm always not sure whether it's real or AI, especially with all the new AI that they're getting. I'm sure they're using Claude. But, oh, like this part of it's not real? I mean, I think it's probably real. But I'm just saying in general,

like, hey, the chefs in the kitchen, they've been known to use AI from time to time. I don't think these chefs have been, dude. Our chefs have integrity, dude. here at P.F. Chang's, we don't only cook for you, but we fucking, we don't let a computer do it. Let me make sure that's all, okay, we're good. I just want to make sure the sounds all sounding. All right, let's go to this video here. He does have a- He might be the survivor. Look at his face.

So 13 people, including the pilot, survived. Yeah, I don't fuck with any of that, man. That guy looks like he survived it. Yes. He looks like he's still scared. Look at his eyes. Let me see what he says. You can tell. There's nothing else to look at. There's just a bedbug on the YouTube video. Yeah, why would he go all? the way out and like look like that.

You don't, just to see the... You don't get... Oh, yeah, because he sees his face. Yeah, he's... Oh, okay. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, the idea of him not... Yeah.

It seems very much like he is, like, wait a second. Chin. What is that? What else is we got here, Jim? You don't need to do that to just see the big picture. You knew that to do the small picture. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, he just went to it. That's a Brennan-Chab zooming right there. It truly looks like somebody, you know, in their house, seeing something they don't want to see outside. They're like, like a naked old man is outside and they're just like, yeah, or somebody stealing their truck or something. This is still in truck face or

somebody messing with their truck. Let's see. Hell, look at his eyes. I don't think he says that. He's not doing well. And then the justification like, well, you know, it's like, they search me. So maybe it's not a big deal that all the videos making fun of me pop up right away on my producers. What is American Redact? What does that mean? Podcasts cringe. Yeah, he's crazy eyes. That's terrible.

Now, yeah, I have no interest. I don't want to plummet from the sky. He's like, and there's no air one here. On top of this, there's no airwine in Austin. What do you think about him discovering Chin's leisurely videos? I mean, I wonder what was said after.

So let's assume that is real. Yeah. At the show, he says nothing about it, the whole show, which is kind of, shows restraint. I guess he doesn't want to be embarrassed.

But afterwards, does he say anything at all, or does he just, like, start secretly suspecting Chin of not being loyal? Ah, dude. For sure, there's a conversation happening in his head.

Do you think he talks to Chin about it or does he talk to Mexican? I think he probably, I think both, honestly. Why not both ways? Yeah, he does have a lot of energy. Yeah, he probably, at the end of it, he's like, yeah, Chin, so like the YouTube, like the thing with that fucking guy,

I can't remember what it is. And then he can't even remember what the clip is. But anyways, there's a fucking video of, like, videos that I haven't seen. I don't know who podcast cringe is. I've never heard of it. But I saw that on your thing, but he's heard of it all.

like he knows it. I don't know what that is. Is there a reason? There's no reason that it's on there. Is it one of the interns or what? Like who, but we don't have any. You're not going far enough. What's your problem? No, Brendan Schaub goes up to chin and goes, yeah, I saw a friend of mine. He had this video of me on his computer. I almost had to choke him out. I was going to fuck him up. But he, he hit it all. He hit it. He did and never went back to that YouTube channel again. But yeah, my dude, I saw, he repeats it three times like Tony Hinchcliff, you know. A veiled thread. I love. that yeah no that makes a lot of sense yeah would do that uh i like uh stone cold steve's comment

what are you gonna do clip chin me or i think i got that wrong yeah you can't attack him again because that would be two clips of him strangling chin i mean i'm here for it me could do it we only have 10 minutes we need something to keep this going that's true that would help the show a lot if you attack chin but i mean i don't want chin to be hurt no same it would be funny what up galactus oh two s words is in the chat right now uh oh let's see what we got here This one's posted by Don't Know Who to Axe. Pure Spectrum CEO releases Bapa's text asking for fake positive reviews and then setting up a lie to tell Showtime. So this is pretty awesome, dude.

I don't know if you've read these, have you? No, I have not seen these. This is labeled Exhibit F, Mr. Shop asking Mr. Bell for help to use Pure Spectrum's customer base to combat poor ratings on Showtime and IMDB. So I don't think this is for Gringo Poppy. I think this is for the first one. Okay. I have seen these. Again, I don't know why I keep saying.

I haven't seen things I've seen. All right. So this is Brendan's message. And it sounds exactly like him talking. Hey, boss, you're deaf. One of the smarter people. I don't like when people don't put the whole word. It's like we have iPhones.

Like if you put D.E.F, it'll put definitely. And you can just like speed click. I'll stop talking. One of the smartest people I know. So I'm reaching out to you. Please keep this between us. So. That is funny.

Why so many O's. It's the Tony Hinchcliff's So. So. That's such a weird bit to spell that out like that. Yeah. Interesting. It's also like implying that you're doing something shady. It's like so, you know?

Yeah. With my special coming out brings out a new reason for haters. I like the special is not out yet, apparently. Can you do me a favor and look up when his special came out while I read this? Yeah, sure. When did the first special come out? Yeah. You'd be surprised.

Yeah. So with my special coming out brings out a new reason for haters to jump on me. Well, it's been brought to my attention. These idiots created a campaign to shit on the special and creating fake account and leaving awful reviews and one-star reviews. I like how he does awful reviews and one-star reviews.

It's like, those are awful, dude. On IMDB. Spoke with IMDB, they said the same thing. Happened to Amy Schumer and Kevin Hart only way, when did it come out? 2019. The date, the date. The exact date.

My bad. My bad. Sorry. Oh. Same thing happened to Amy Schumer and Kevin Hart. Only way to combat this is by having positive reviews in rankings. We can't shut this smear campaign down, even though it's just on IMDB, but still I hate feeling like these fucking schmucks are winning.

How old is he's, he's saying schmucks as if it hurts somebody's feelings? damn i mean uh he responds good morning brend thank you for reaching out and trusting me first off you're on top of a very high mountain and all the sheephole below will always be yelling up at who's on top let me develop a strategy and plan and while i am finishing this leg workout is it okay to call you today to discuss if so what time when what day may 17th okay so it is before the special came out so i guess it was already able to be reviewed on showtime or on iMdb i don't know dude. I like how this guy says, I'm gonna, I'm working, I'm doing a leg workout. So I'm gonna call you later to, to talk about this. And then he's like, for sure, I'm gonna be on a long run.

There was, you know, these are guys. These are guys guys. They're relating over the stuff that men's men do like leg workouts and running. And then you always tell your friend. Yeah. You know, you're a guy's guy. You whenever you tell me, I'm doing, I'm doing abs right now. I'm like, when do you want to do the show? And you're like, I probably after my, after I work on my triceps. Yeah, my try workout. And then I tell you, cool story, bro. I just finished a circuit. And so then that's when we link up. I like this comment. All Tmoses should be live. I mean, that's what's thank you atelicizer because that's what that is what we're doing right now. If you say after my leg workout and the text lose my number. I'm going to start texting that's all my

homes. Yes, sir. I'm going to go on a long run around 8 a.m. won't have service where I'm running. So can we talk around 11? Perfect. Call me when you're free. I'm working on my hamstrings around. That's how damn fuck. I don't know how to work out, dude. We will combat this.

I got you, my brother. We will put together a five-star ranking a ninja team together. Which is, I feel like we're starting to get into like Pizza Gate territory. What is he saying by saying that?

Oh, it could be in other things. Yeah. Or, you know, it's just like an offshoot or a precursor to seal team thick, five ninja squad or whatever.

Kind of sounds like still team thick. Yeah. So maybe he stole this from the pure spectrum CEO. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah, it's embarrassing to even confess it affects me. I couldn't sleep. Figured out or figured you would have an idea and not judge me.

Weird position to be in. My other friends who are in comedy or TV just say don't pay attention to any of it, which I understand. But when it's a smear campaign against something I worked my ass off for and it's a good product, the competitive side comes out. So he's competing with the haters. It just goes to show how long this restaurant's been open for, dude. You know, P.F. Chang's is, it's many years old, you know?

I remember when I first opened, because I was right when I left 24-hour fitness. You know, I left there. And then it was going on for a long time, all the clips and all that stuff. And I joined Crunch. Yeah. You know? Yeah, the first time I ever seen Chang's, I just finished doing my chest workout. You know, like, what is it called?

The Barbell. fucking, I was doing that. I did like 10 reps, finished around 11, and then opened up my Reddit and was like, what the hell is this? You're being modest because that's also when you did the triathlon.

Yes, I didn't. You finished that. Running, biking. I did all that before finding out of a bunch of things. And I was doing Iron Man. Okay. So that's the thing where you... Pause.

Yeah, you do. It's a tough mutter and biking and shooting. So I did all of that. Yeah. And then I modded my truck. All right, let's see. This is Exhibit G. Shop asking Bell to take the heat for showtime getting upset with the email plan.

Yikes. Brendan is a yikeser. I like that. I use yikes from time of time. You do? Yikes. I think yikes is like, is a way of like,

it's like the pause game, but for like canceling. Like, you know what I mean? Like if I says something about the Jews right now and you go, yikes, you know what I mean? Oh.

Yeah, I try not to use yikes like as a, as like a diss kind of thing. because that makes you kind of an asshole, I think. When I'm using Yikes, it's more like if it's me and somebody else talking about something that happened that I don't like, or that we, I know it's like a bad thing. They'd be like, oh, man, do you hear this asshole did this or whatever?

I'm like, yikes. That's where the Yikes comes out. I sometimes use Jeepers. Do you? No, no. I wanted to keep talking. Let's see here. Yikes.

Email plan backfired, my man. Showtime just called me, not happy. said we can't pay for positive reviews in any facet, in any facie. That's not what they said. Deaf don't send or respond to any more. I had to tell them that you guys were just trying to have my back and I wasn't aware of positive reviews. Thought I was to drive traffic to actual special cool. Sadly, that is how I use yikes.

He used it the way I use it. So whatever. We're all alike. Yeah. Yeah. Wild. We didn't ask people to leave positive. I'm assuming he's saying reviews.

All good, man. really appreciate you going the links you went through to try and help me. I just, I should have just ignored these haters. I really appreciate you. You know what I mean? When life gives you haters, ignore them. Right. Right. That's what you got to do. Yeah, dude. You never read the comments. You only listen to Showtime. This is funny. He is like that comment said, successful egg shout out to him. Blaming the team B. Classic. He's blaming the team, but he's letting the team know that he's blaming them. He's telling Bell. Like,

I just blamed it on you guys. Yeah, he's like, don't do that. Don't do the thing I told you to do anymore. Oh, yeah. I definitely told you to do this, but I'm blaming you guys, like you guys thought of doing this. Dude,

that is master manipulator type shit, but he's also like letting them be in on the manipulating. Playing devil's assistant, they probably should have told him knowing that he's Brennan Schaub. That's a bad idea. Yeah. Right?

You always got anything. Brennan suggests he is probably a bad idea and you should tell him that, or at least think about it. This is at the top of his powers, dude. This is before the special came out. You know what I mean? Right. This is when he was just getting gadooshed for throwing a roommate through a glass window,

you know? But there's zero pushback. You know, it's like, you didn't, they didn't even try like, hey, Brandon, what if we get in trouble for that? And then he, his small feeble brain, he might actually accept it. Or he might be like, no, you guys are being gay. You never know. Playing devil's assistant while getting got a coffee, B.

There you go. Nice. Everyone's not making sense and I love it. Let's see here. This one's posted by it. It's Loon meme. What should I do? He bought Brendan Shobb Official.com.

So do you want to check up on what he's done so far? Yeah, let's check up on what he's done. I'm trying to think of what he should do. Eight days ago. If you bought Brendan Shab Official.com. What would you do? I mean, I wouldn't goish him. Oh, my God.

That's good, dude. Pure Spectrum, CBD. Just spoke to the owner. He said, I can give you a great deal. If you give Gringo Poppy the review, it deserves. Gotcha. I'm the owner. Don't just take my word for it. Snapshats can be saved.

Happy customer. There you have it. Foggs. Damn. So that's a fake thing to ask for reviews. And then free Tim Kennedy just, it's almost like he's hired people to come. The lawsuit.

It's a fucking real site. This is crazy, man. Holy shit. Yeah, what happens when you click on Justice for Tim? Oh, shit. Shout out to you, RevTap. Whoa. Thank you.

We didn't matter. Shout out, Rev. Tap. Thick boys. Metal of stolen valor. He earned it. I should get one for my career for what I've accomplished. Call me Tim Calmedy.

Granato Poppy. It sounds like it's my name. That would be funny with Gerardo Poppy. Let's see you. Tim Kennedy. American hero. he filled in for Brian on the pod. That's why he's an American hero

because he filled in for Brian. And fellow UFC neck twister. You guys already know the comedy circuit couldn't handle my high T alpha brain. Tim has now got the same problem with the USA Army of America. I guess this is just, oh yeah,

Brendan Kennedy Shab, Texas native. Hey, I'm no Navy sill, but even when me and my Mexican baddie are visiting her hometown of Mexico, Baghdad, back dog. I'll pull up. He never spoke about it. But I know Tim Kennedy wouldn't rest until he eliminated the guys that could doosh his cousin from the grassy knoll at one time. I'm a Kennedy guy. Shout out to the subscriber. Dude, I know that we don't matter, but I kind of want to be on this site.

Yeah. Now that you said, like, what if it mentioned Gerardo? Like, yeah, I wanted to mention us. Yeah. Can we, can you put us on? Can whoever made this Brennan Shab official, can you put us under Moore maybe? and then just put like 10 minutes of shop and like a link to the show. That's so much to ask. Yeah. Can you do that though? Can we do that? Can you put us as more and then a link to our YouTube?

Now I know that's a grifter bullshit thing to ask, but it's funny. Isn't it funny? I think that's funny. Can we go back to the site? Yeah. I was going to see who. It's loon meme. It's loon meme.

I'm going to send you a message on Reddit. It's lun meme. Say less be two most all days. Yeah. Please like, okay. So we looked at free Tim Kennedy. What about? Boppedia.

You need to count. Oh, can we join? Is there a membership fee? Oh, man. Let me see what happens when I do a... You had to reset your password. This is where you pretend like you didn't make this site.

I didn't make this site. I'm not kidding. It's a loon meme, dude. My bad. I'm not taking it seriously. My account. I got multiple things going on at the same time. Sorry, it's just so funny.

I'll read some of the comments. Yeah, Successful Egg, put in a word with the rest of the chefs to get us in there. Take a hike across the Gulf of America, says Victor. Formula One, you're telling me there's three Brennan's with a picture of Cooney Shoeh. Yeah, there you go, dude. That was a funny one when it was like, you mean Brandon and Brandon, all Brandon. Shout out to Brendan Walsh, world record pod host. I don't know if this is a bit or what.

I don't know how to create a profile. okay. What happens when you do lawsuits redact it? I can go to that page. Yeah. Let's see here. 300 pages. Great movie. Never seen it. Brendan commits awful act. Soon to be archived of your boys' lawsuits. Shout out and thank you to the assassins who sit through T-Fat-K and get sued for holding

Brendan accountable. Oh. Okay. So it's a link to the podcast cringe and then unique. Unique and too lazy. All right. Yeah, I mean, that's cool. I would like to be. Well, not on that, but can you, I would like to be on more, honestly,

if it just said more and then it was a link to us. Yeah. The Rogan's here. Oh, here we go. I've seen this. The team,

Brendan Schaub, Brian Callens, producer Clint, my friends, Joe Rogan Hart, Chris Kyle, American sniper. Theo Vaughan,

Tim Kennedy. Dana White, Loon meme. Okay. Nice. Had to blog him on Instagram because he made this blog busa. Here, let me, I'm going to click the link.

I don't like clicking links for that. Yeah, I'm seeing what it is first. Oh, let's see what this is. This is something Loon meme posted on Instagram. Let's see. Oh, nice. Here. What?

Easy, peasy, lemonyzy. What? That's great. Man, what if you saw Brennan Shab saved someone's life in real time? Oh, yeah. actually save it. I'd probably be watching Moana. You'd be like, wouldn't

you be kind of shocked? Like, oh my God, he really would do, he did that. He actually saved someone's life. I feel bad kind of. But it also would be like, damn, that's awesome. I got to see it. Oh my gosh. That's a bit. That's a bit much. Drive fast all gas with a Nazi symbol.

Do I still want to be on the site? Yeah. Scorpion milk. That's great. That's a good one. Oh, let's see here. Peaches Delight. Oh. nice I need a tator tot once a week 300 pages of evidence these would be great stickers to buy

well maybe not that way costly confused Mexican and you fancy yourself a fistica's Star Trek thick boy fan mail I think this is people

messaging the guy that created this site oh nice be wrong I gotta do that um anyways shout out to this guy dude this is great I haven't been on the site yet. Yeah,

Loon Mean. This is, what is under Moore? Is that curiosity? We don't need to click on every one of them, but stolen valor we saw. Carrairs. What's careers?

Everyone who is better than Chin Diesel, who doesn't even have a truck could never be in Fast and Furious. Yobie, it's Chun. Get rid of that 7-0-H head chin and get you a real winner, me, Chin's,

I know that you stop looking for paid work and produce the podcast. We need big numbers or you owe me money. Come hanging at the best. mansion later and meet the fam. Producer job urgent. If you aren't a loser like Chin who messes everything up,

Chin's in a dicey situation. I wish I could help, but he is a big loser who can't work hard enough to buy a truck and move to Texas. So I'm looking for a new producer guy. Don't tell Kling, no benefits, regular day pay decreases. Regular pay decreases. A slide hustle of lawyer is preferred. Think of it as a couple buds hanging out and making a great product.

So it's applying to be a producer of thick boy or what's it called? fighter and the kid. Well, these are all better than what I would have done with the site, but maybe another thing they could do

is some sort of like Craigslist type thing where people could post places Chin can live in Texas. Yeah. Oh, that'd be great. Like a continuing,

a revolving, what's it called, apartments.com search. Yeah, yeah, like Westside Reynolds, but for Chin. Yeah.

Let's see here. What do we got next? That was great. Shout out to Loon meme. Um, all right. We already saw that. This is, oh, have you seen this, dude? I think I'm, no. This one I actually have not seen. I'm going to keep asking you. I'm sorry I keep asking. But, uh, Mayhem Miller is one of us. Same audience, 579 posted this one. This is great, dude. Let's sue flappers for being the worst place in the country. That's very good. K. Well, yes, we should do that. Let's see. God bless America. So what's his name? Does the shop say God bless America? I feel like he does. Probably. but I don't remember it offhand. This is full of shopisms.

Okay. I see, I see. Mayhem Miller here, and I'm not here trying to hawk some CBD oil. I'm here to talk about the new Friday night fight stream for Ultimate Tire Wrestling. This ain't no truck walk and ain't nobody volume punching you, baby. These are, I know, Toh-Schmoskabin, these are beef, grapplers trying to slam each other inside a tire. It's wild. We got dunks.

We got slams. Hey, and I'm not a big car guy, but these are some big tires. It's going to drive me nuts if you don't tune in. Tonight at 10-9 Central on Pro League Network's YouTube. What are we doing here? Damn, dude. Imagine you're such an infamous goon that your own friends start using stupid things you've said to promote their own brands. Their shows.

So you look at your phone and there's a TikTok of somebody just, using all your the things that you've said to plug a thing that they're doing that's so fucking funny but also sad it's great marketing dude he's a marketing genius B

that's true I guess if you have a bit you know if you have a marketing angle you gotta use it yeah because you would be Papa's like the most he's some would say he's the most good at having a marketing angle done on him yeah

all right so we got another video post here posted by max power bike Chin thinks he's Luciano Pavarotti this is how mental illness looks Oh we already seen this Remember?

Like we saw this a long time ago Maybe I mean I remember I'm singing I remember the Chin singing episodes Should we just skip it or why It has 900 likes I know that Pavarotti Was an amazing singer

Pavarazzi Yeah I remember that And the reason I know that he was able to hit that Tenor note in Nesumdorma And the reason it wasn't son of the Mets for eight years was because nobody else could do that. You know why I know that? Because it's, no, because it's...

I want to hear that note. Because it's culturally... Can we hear the note? Is there a specific... You said no one else could hit? Did you know Barcelli's blind? It's great. It's great. I'll play it for you.

Watch that. This is... This is... This is... No one's sleep. Nessum Dorma. Okay? It's...

It's... It's like the most beautiful song. Watch this motherfucker fucking. It's not. Yeah. Oh, chin hit that note, bitch. Yeah. A lot of people can do this.

Oh, what I really know. I'll say the part. If you can hit it, I'll give you a thousand. Okay, go for it. A thousand bucks? Tell me when. Damn, chin thinks he's paparazzi. Is there a note coming or what?

Yeah. You can hit a note, nobody else can. Is the argument a chin getting? Here we go. Here we go. Ready? Here it is. There it is.

You can't hit that note. And hold it. Yes! Oh, shit! Oh my goodness! Yes! I did it. I couldn't hold it.

That's so hard. It's so hard. As you said, no one could do it. I hit it for a second. I didn't hold it, though. Well. Chin. Hold it.

Ah! It sounds like a guy stubbing his foot. Yeah. I like, I was entertaining, though. I like the idea of a show where you have, like, like one guy where you're like, you can't hit that fucking famous opera singer's note and then you wait to see if he does it. That's a good bit.

Not too far off. Dude, I got it. It's, I mean, it's better than anything else. Their old shit, I guess, is better than their new shit. Yeah. That's a lot more entertaining to watch than Brennan Shah being confused by living in Austin. Well, this is what I was always afraid of, dude, is that they are ahead of their time. we're not laughing in the moment.

We're laughing a year later. Ah, yes. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, we're not quoting T-Fat-K. T-Fat-K is quoting the future because that's what we're saying in the future. You know what I mean?

Right. Facts. And a lot of these clips are shit that we saw like way after it happened too, especially in the beginning. So, yeah, they're like ahead of the, they've been ahead of the curve. They're on like Australia.

Yeah. It's essentially like T-Fat-K is the country, the continent. And we're seven days behind for sure. Asada Zeezes in the chat, dude. Oh shit. Geraldino Parmesani. We can block him, right?

All right. All right. Let's see what we got next here. Oh, Bapa, new lawsuit incoming. So podcast cringes post confirmed Brennan Scha was being sued in a minor, or a million, in a minor,

in a million dollar lawsuit video to come shortly. This is an action for fraud, theft, and conversion, civil theft pursuant to this unjust enrichment wire fraud. IRS fraud false tax return filing civil conspiracy to commit tax fraud

you know well first I want to say Formula Juan Cooney with the goon brace I think that's pretty funny to say this is for gooning but the second back to the matter of hand we'll cut that part the look at all these things

theft and conversion civil theft pursuant to whatever unjust enrichment all that shit it's a lot of stuff it doesn't seem like it almost, when you list it all out like that, it seems like it's not something that Brennan is smart enough to do, right?

I guess you can be stupid and do all these things. Well, that was podcast, Cringes video, I think, today. He put a video today where it's like, they don't have, I was trying to explain it to you when we were eating burritos in, you know, Seattle's finest. Yeah. And I got it kind of right, but also like, just like, I don't know the exact details.

Sure. He was trying to act like he had equity in a company. He had 10% equity in a company. And he was trying to act. on that 10% equity, but he already had signed away his equity in the company. But now today, uh-oh, worst case... What's up, Dallas? Shout out to you, Glitz, Gitts see?

Worst case Ontario, Barber does a couple decades. So, scenario, not Ontario, but yeah, worst-case scenario. So anyways... So the video today, he was saying that, so there is no paperwork filed where he did sign away equity in the company. So it's hard for any of these charges to stick because Bapa was so dumb. I see. Yeah.

The Barry Bond's defense. I get, well, I mean, like, worst case, Ontario to me for Bapa is him even trying to think of the word equity. Yeah. Say it, know what it is. And it is, yeah, I guess that's a good defense for him, that he's too stupid to have done these things. Yeah. And maybe they are kind of a stupid, but maybe they are a stupid man's crime. I mean, theft, you don't have to be too smart to do that.

Yeah. Civil theft is just civil theft. Unjust enrichment, that just sounds like another way of saying theft. Yeah. Wire fraud, I could do that. I'm pretty stupid. IRS fraud is actually, now that I think about it, that's very easy. Yeah.

Filing a false tax return, you just have to file a return wrong. And it's easy to do when you're dumb. Yeah, that's really easy. He probably didn't hire somebody to, you know, do it or maybe he did. And then civil conspiracy to commit tax fraud is like somebody telling you, yo, you did this wrong. And he goes, no, it didn't. It's right.

Yeah, when he knows it's, you did. Yeah. So I take all that back. Now that I've read it a few times, I realize that both me and Bapa and Gerardo are all capable of this. Yeah, dude. Only one of us has, though. And that's why, dude.

Because hocks, dude, hocks are cocks can do crime. Cox can do crime. Cox, yeah, Cox, guys. Imagine we called ourselves Cox. All right. So this one is posted by Massive Plan 4008. It is finally, I want to take full, oh shit, I didn't know this happened. This is Tim Kennedy.

I want to take full and unequivocal responsibility for a serious mistake. Over the years, I made public statements and gave interviews in which I unintentionally misstated aspects of my military service. Most notably applied directly or indirectly that I had been awarded the Brown Star with Valor. That is not true. There is no excuse for it. I never received the honor. And I deeply regret ever suggesting otherwise.

That kind of recognition is sacred. It represents extraordinary courage under fire, acts that risk or cost lives to those who truly earned it and to their families and brothers in arms. I offer my sincere and direct apology. What I said, disrespected your service and I take full ownership of that. I was young when I stepped into the public eye and while I wasn't prepared for the scrutiny of pressure that came with it, that doesn't absolve me. I should have known better.

Integrity is not situational, and I failed to uphold the standards I claim to represent to the military and veteran community, especially those who've served in combat or lost people they love. I am deeply sorry. I know I've let many of you down this is not a sad thing I bring to tear to my eye you've had every right to expect more for me

and I didn't live up to that well he didn't blame the team that's not oh there's more the first thing is the apology is not the end it is the beginning I am committed to rebuilding trust through honest reflection visible accountability and ongoing service to the community I'm misrepresented myself too

I will no longer speak about my services in a way that elevates me beyond what I actually did from now on my words will be guided by truth humility and respect. I understand the words alone. Don't heal disappointment or restore trust. Only time and action will. Thank you to those who have held me accountable. I will do my best to honor that accountability from this point forward, Tim

Kennedy. So it is a little bit chat cheap-tish. I don't see an M-Dash, so at least it doesn't have that. But it does, you know, he's offering some, he's saying my bad team. But he doesn't blame the team.

So that's not Bob. And he's just doing an apology at all, which Bapa doesn't really ever do. Yeah. So it's above Bapa. The problem, prom is we got a time problem, y'all.

This is, it's been so long. Yeah, it's like, why say it now? Yeah. It's a little too late. Yeah, dude.

And I told you I just got caught up on it all. There was this one service member guy that made it like a two hour rundown of, and if somebody's making a two hour, and it's pretty concise. Like, he's not really like staying on one topic for too long. He's moving on and just bringing up a bunch of different things

that Tim Kennedy did. Yeah. And all the events that went into it. If it's two hours long, dude, yeah, it's too late for an apology. Granted, apology accepted. Yeah, I kind of accepted. But it's been a long while. It's just, I accept the apology because I don't care.

He served. The people that are going to be still mad and have a right to be mad are the soldiers, right? People have actually served and done some of the things maybe that he mentioned. They lied about. But I can't get over. what he did, it's so strange because I can't relate to it at all. Just think about, like, you worked at a golf course, right? What if you were, like, add the golf course, you know, I, it's crazy.

I trained Tiger Woods. I showed him, I got his swing back. And then, dude, crazy. I was like, I was so good at being a caddy that I actually got to go to the masters. Yeah. And then they named one of the, like, you know, and so it would just be, like, that's essentially what he did. At night, I stayed up and I killed anyone that was on the master's.

the driving range. I just had a heart monitor and I was just like aiming and shooting. It goes back to murder. That is, that's also, it's even weirder. I walked into a clubhouse and threw a grenade in the window where there was a machine gun sticking out the, dude, it was crazy. All night long at the law firm I shot people from the window. That is, that's what makes it even weird. It's not just lying about ex-plates. It's like war crimes. Great guy never meddled them. them. Great crime never meddled him. Shout out to Esau Aziz. I got this squeezing the life out of a, out of 15 children in an hour. Yeah. What? That's not good. If the idea that you just indiscriminately

kill people is not actually a good thing. Yeah. Some of the stuff is impressive that you said he did. But yeah, some of it is also just like, why would you, that's not a good thing that you said you did. It would be cool if you, if you would have admitted that he took dead people stories too. Because apparently he was taking like this one guy, Mike's stories. Fuck. And it's like, that's not good. Yeah. And the guy is dead so he can't really stand up and be like, that wasn't you, Tim. That was me.

On a much lower scale, I've already admitted to stealing another person's story. I used to do this terrible streak joke about throwing hands. Oh, yeah. And I've admitted that I, somebody told me that I should do that. You know, I did that immediately, Tim. Where were you? You were talking about some hero. You stole stories and said them your own.

and then you didn't even say it in your apology. That's true too. Formula Juan, I did not fuck squirrels. That was somebody at the golf course and I took their story. So I apologize. And if you believe that.

Ask the squirrels, dude. Cuddy got a switch hit once in a while. They're still going off on the wrist. They're saying it's from gooning. And it is. It is. Yeah.

Look, we have an NSFW chat. Everybody in it on our Reddit calls me daddy. You don't have to do that. but if you don't do it, it's a problem. Oh shit, good see. Let's hear this. Think Tim did.

Unalived and insurgent. Realized it was the wrong person. Brought him back to life with a role of paper towel, elastic band, and the Bible. He's like a McGiver, a religious McGiver, just like picking up shit and bringing people back to life. That would be funny if he goes on a podcast run now and he's like telling a story and then at the end he goes, I got to apologize. That story wasn't true. Every time. Every time.

In fact, I didn't come here from 24-hour fitness. I told you guys I was at Jamba Juice earlier. That was a lie. I was that juice it up. I didn't just finish doing my leg workout. And I'm so sorry, I lied to you, Bapa. There is no Arawon in Austin. I created a valor monster and it's chasing me.

Franken Tim, Kennedy Stein. Okay, Sir Tony Sled, never met him before. This one's posted by aggressive ass monkey. That's an aggressive name. Papacito acting toxic towards rink for going on vacation with his family. I've already seen this one. I mean, it's just like him being catty again.

I think it's just like documenting the sourness between the two divas here. Yeah, I haven't seen this yet, but is it, do you think they're more angry at each other now because of the weird situation going on? Yeah. That's probably true.

I mean, and your homie's getting sued. So that too, that's over their head too. Apparently, according to podcast cringe, they showed up to serve papers at Bapa's house. And I don't know if this is true, though, because you know everything's a bit online.

But apparently Bapa was like, yo, my bad for not being at the house, I'll meet you at a pizza place. And he met him at a pizza place to get the served of the papers. That could be... Shout out to the subscriber. But is that real? I think our audience has seen this video

that I'm referencing the podcast cringe. he says it at the very beginning so I'm like is that real? Is that how do you know that? Because I feel like podcast cringe has some sort of in with the person that's suing them. Maybe they might be feeding him info

and he's a big, it's a big channel and people like to there maybe, yeah, there's like hit it. Yeah, of course, you know who it is. Who? Bobby Lee. Oh, you're right. Obviously.

I mean, go on. When I listen to podcast cringe videos and I do, it's for some reason the Australian accent completely takes me out. I guys start listening. to it. Like, I'm going to listen to this and figure the shit out. And then he's like, I know,

no other thing about Bapa. I can't even do it. Or not New Zealand accent. Sorry. I, I like lose. I'm like, the video's over and I understood nothing. I haven't listened for the last 15 minutes. Every time. You're like, fuck, it's already, it's been 20 minutes? All I got is that this guy's

New Zealand. I literally, I parked outside of a house because my girl's going to feed cats for somebody. And I was like, great. Time to listen to podcast Grinch. And then she came out after she fed the cats. The video was over and I didn't hear a thing. You were seven days ahead, dude. Yeah. Let's see here. Like you needed a good restaurant in Austin and it's not like what, you know, this food in Italy

is amazing. It's good. Yeah, it's good. At the pasta. Yeah. Good. You can find that here. Can. How do you say that? You know? Um, but at least your old, your old man had fun, right? He had fun. Did he though? It seems like a lot for him. He, this is like a, I, I've talked to a girl that sounds like Brendan Chobb. Like your mom was fine though, right? The whole time you went to Fourth of July? Yeah, it's cool. Was it though?

Is it though? I was coughed. It's like I just told, I answered your question and you're telling me that I'm wrong immediately. Yeah, it's weird. Unless he may be trying to do like a bit of some kind, like some sort of weird job joke. Yeah. But yeah, that's strange to be like, is your dad, your dad enjoy it though? He probably fucking hated it because you suck.

And then putting his hand in his hair while, while saying it too. He had fun. Did he though? It seems like a lot for him. He's 85. So what he'll do is stay inside his cabin, read and do everything he does in Utah,

but then have dinner with his whole family. You can do that anywhere, Popps. Probably. You wasted everybody's time, bud. There's a lot of money. But the kids love it. Oh, he's still mad that they went on a vacation. I see.

He's like, I had to have Tim Kennedy in here. He's mad that Brian is seeing his family. What a petty thing. thing. All Brennan Schaub talks about is visiting his family. Look at those things. What do you think about that? Tims? Are the weird shoe laces. Everything about this. The socks? There's no, yeah. There's no socks. There's no socks. Yeah.

I mean, he's a style guy. He's bringing back whatever shoe that is. Gay shoes. Maybe Tim's, I don't know. Let's see. My kids don't know if they're in fucking Italy or fucking Chucky Cheese. They don't give a fuck. It's a weird thing to say about your kids. my kids are they're not going to appreciate anything they're fucking like 10 years old they're gonna know you took them to Italy kids want to go to chucky cheese I don't want I don't feel like

having pizza tonight we're not going to Italy they don't know the difference between chucky cheese and Italy can you imagine you go your parents take you to Italy and and uh and uh you like later way later in life your parents are like uh remember when we went to fucking the coliseum and you got to see that Roman history and they're like, oh yeah, Chuck, Chucky Cheese, right? Or like the opposite. Like, remember the mouse in the costume? Was that what Chuckie Cheez is?

Is it a mouse? Yeah, yeah. It's a big mouse, right? And they're like, oh, yeah, we saw the big mouse in Rome. It's like, damn, I raised some fucking strange children. I mean, why are you bringing up that place with animatronic of a band playing? That's weird. Yeah, I remember that mom.

Yeah, I remember. That was in, uh, the fucking Sicily, right? So he it's just ridiculous it's a ridiculous thing to say Yeah Okay so here we go Podcast cringe goes in on Bapa again Exposing Scha for who he is this is dicey dicey So the embarrassing text Brendan Chob didn't want you to see

I think we already went through all the texts We did in the post earlier We already saw that one This one's posted by Amicu 5 Curier Chin watches podcast cringe to keep up to date with Brendan's lawsuits. Yeah, it's basically the same video with his face.

That's so good. Somebody needs to put a fucking handcuffs on his tongue, dude. He's just like, that tongue is keep you busy. It's different. Yeah, it moves. It moves so much.

Yeah. Clint Puller of Clips posted this one. Callan is really keeping his distance from shop since the move. We watched this. Oh, shit. Thank you, James Freeman. I appreciate that.

Thank you. James. No, that's a viewer of record tweet. He's right there. Oh, yeah, dude. Coffee bean on me. Cooney. Keep rocking.

I think Cooney drinks coffee bean too, dude. So be cool. Maybe throw him some. And I'm the one that rocks, dude. You know? I'm the one that plays guitar. You do. You shred.

Yeah. And, you know, Cooney likes coffee. This is going to be a clip we already saw. I don't know. I'm laughing at Terrapi. reminds me that one episode of Viva LabBam where Don Vito thinks it's like a pizza shop.

I love stuff like that. And I mean, Don Vito, Brennan's Schaub, that's a great comparison to those. Same brain function. Let's see. I feel like I watch this on my own time. So I can be wrong. So, okay, so how far do you live from Brian Callum?

You know, I have no clue where he's at. Now that's a friend. Do you understand? I get it. That is what a good friend is. No, no, no. No, the good friend's right here. You two are pieces of shit, okay?

That's what that is right there. He don't know where Brian lives. So has Brian been on the lake with you guys? Brian hasn't been on the podcast. That's a good roast. Shab doesn't think that's funny. Come on now. Stop lying, Shab.

Doing the Rogan laugh. The Rogan laugh. He's in fucking Italy. Looking at statues with dicks. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking Brian on the lake. We should get him on the air.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The year. It's so funny when Brendan tries to have some input, but he just can't speak English. We're trying to get him on the year. Yeah. You guys are right. You guys are right, man. I just think, man, chairs, dude.

Cheers. Well, chairs to that, Chris. I will say this is an impressive setup as far as, like, video quality goes with somebody on Zoom, you know? With, so this is just the backup, like this is Zoom. So is it like one of those Zoom things in the back of Chris? Like the, they're on a set in Los Angeles, but they're talking to Brendan Schaubb who's on a set in Austin.

So they, this one is like, we're different though, right? The Golden Hour thing, they completely change it up. It could be different or they could just be sitting in different spots because there's no more Brendan there.

I see. I feel like they did change it up, though. They just changed the background up a little bit. Like purpley and there's some gold, shiny shit. You didn't even bank. episodes he just took off yeah

they're like they got to call he gave me like a two day notice Kennedy or whatever whatever Tim yeah Tim Kennedy did it right and I've been hanging with him he seems cool Tim's the best oh good cool yeah he's great

I don't know him I never met him I want to know him you would love him really he's great okay cool yeah great he seems like a cool dude yeah he's a guy who's pretty good at lying too Eric gets 1.2 K views on his own

poor guy needs Bapa are going to target with wife Bobca Did you donate the red chairs? Do you want to take that? Cooney? No, I sold them. But wait, I said I wouldn't reveal what I actually did, right, unless you joined the patron. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so you got to join the Patreon and then I tell it all. Well, you told the public that you sold them, but you didn't tell them who you sold the two. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's, that information can only be accessed through Patreon. It's a big, it's a big thing. Trust me. Pause.

This one's posted by Caterpillar Hot 7539. coming in 2026, the faith-based fraud era. Proverbs 226 B chin pull it up for sure. He's going to get into deep waters, dude. And then he's going to come out and just be like, there's only, I remember when I was up for all those fraud cases. And I was on my knees begging Meskin not to leave. And then I just, when she walked out of the door,

I looked up and I said, God help me. And then everything was solved. Chin stayed by him the whole time and so Chin has got the little pastor or like the pre-suit where he's got like white neck part there. Okay. And they're going to have different religions because they have to have some sort of, you know, chemistry on the show.

Right. Chin's going to go Catholic. Papa's going to Papa's going to go Presbyterian or Islam or something. Islam. I don't know about that. I doubt that. But, you know, he's got violence in his DNA. I definitely could see the religious thing. I think he's probably going to be like Protestant

of some kind. So I think you're right there. He'll be selling Holy Wander. Holy Wander. They sell Holy Wolder. This Holy Wander here's your promo code shop. It'll be the same thing, but it'll just be religious stuff. He's going to read from the Thick Boy Testament. I know you guys out there

are thick boys that love the Lord. Instead of mining trucks, they'll be saving souls. We got a devil problem, y'all. That works. We got a devil problem, y'all. That works, man. I think you're on to something here. Yeah.

I know it's a post, but you went deep with it. Yeah, for sure. He's going to, oh, Bapa going full Amish. Okay. Okay, Alan. That is interesting, dude. Who said that? Victor said it's going Amish.

And you said Islam. That would be a funny post like Shab or talking about Shab and every different religious, Jewish Shab, Islamic Shab, Baptist Shab. What's the, what is the... It's too easy, dude. Jewish Shab. Yeah. O'gay.

That's so easy. That's good. What's the one with Buddha, Buddhist shop? Confucius shop. Confucius say you're gay. Yeah. What does Buddhist shop do? He becomes fat.

Scientologist. Elron. I was trying to think of a way to say. El Ron Bubba. Gay Ron. Bevard. I was going to say El Ron Bubba. Boa.

Yeah. El Ron. Hey, Bubba. You read that. You read that Dianetics. Today only, if you leave the kind of review, Brendan and Hernardo deserves for Brendan Schaub is getting sued again. You will receive a one-time coupon for 50% off your entire spectrum order.

Yes, that's true. Your fucking audio, what the fuck is going on with the sound? What do we do? Oh, no. Is the sound bad? Oh, is the sound back? No, let's see, really quick. It's like, well, it's not fake.

No, it's good. Yeah, it sounds fine. Who's... Sound is Netflix that's formula one. I think we got a bad computer on our hand. Fix the audio. What do you guys mean?

So you hang out with Shob and then you go see your other friend. Like, man, they ask you how hanging out with Shab was you go, man, he fucking asked me if I want to do an e-meter reading. Like a sound or like, he finds a way to, he'll do one of those religions where they have to like sell you on whatever. It's like, man, he's a Jehovah's Witness now. he's crazy. Oh my gosh.

Seventh-day Adventist Shab. I mean, just soak it in, dude. Just soak that in right there, dude. Proverbs. Sharia law. Shab's house under Sharia law. The message of the cross. He would get it so wrong.

He'd constantly be eating eating food that wasn't halal and doing things that are haram. It'd be like a joke. Other Muslims would be like, here he goes again. He fucking says he supports Israel. got the fuck he'd have a fatwa

against him quicker than any Muslim in the history of the Islam dude this is totally possible right there dude this is the

the Jesus piece yeah no yeah this is why I think this is the most likely scenario is the Christianity especially since he thinks he's

like some sort of Americana guy or whatever but it would be very funny if he was something else or Christian either one is good

when he heard Rogan went, like, to church or whatever. He's like, fuck! What church did he go to? Why am I not there? He's a Unitarian Universalist. That's the least likely one, I think. All righty. Let's see here. What's this? Okay. Now I buzzed my head myself. Yeah, we could tell. Posted by Bright Bread. So listen, I was keeping up with Chang's a little bit this week. And so when I saw this post, dude, I was like, there's no way that they're just optical illusion. Yeah, that's what I thought too. And so I went to the video. I don't know why this

bugged me so much, maybe because I got hair issues. Listen to Raccoon Tweety's if you want to hear about those. Dude, it's for sure fucked up. Like the front of his hair is fucked up. When he starts turning his head, you can see. So it's real. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, in the clip, it looks horrible. Yeah. It really looks strange. He's got some weird buzz. It looks like it's like a guy who's going bald and is trying to do something to draw attention elsewhere. Yeah. But it's unfortunate. It's just like how much of a hurry is he?

He is busy. That's the reason. Yeah, he's got a lot of stuff to do. It leaves me begging the old question, what are we doing here? I do that sometimes with my balls. What I mean? Leave some hair on it? Like by accident and then I'll be exfoliating my balls and shit and then be like, what?

There's a big fat patch of hair on my balls right now. So then I got to bring the razor back out and shop it off. In the bathroom or when you're exfoliating outside of the lakes of the sun. Oh, yeah. Like in public. Okay. Well, that's good. I'm right here.

Yeah. Public. No, dude, this is private. I got a private pool right here. I was sure. Yeah, you're a private pool. I got two balconies here, dude. Right.

No one can see you shaving your balls in the sun. No. From there. Yeah. To not seem like they are. Alan. Alan. Uh, okay, cool.

I don't know what Alan's on about, dude. Let's see here. Can you guys put complete thoughts in the, chat please. Let's see. I'm not mad. I swear to God. Bapa insults a legend like Mike Tyson. I saw this earlier, dude. This is insane.

Posted by Somali gang 2025. Bapa insults a legend Mike Tyson then cowardly shifts the blame to Brandon Marshall like a snake. Bapa lies so much he probably believes his own BS. Delusional doesn't even cut it. Bapa's fully detached from reality. Go ahead and tell me when you want to, you know what I mean?

Pause it. Okay. My bad. I have like 13 things going on in my head No, no, you're good. It's funny that you have 13 things going on. I have, like, two at most, and I still have trouble paying attention. So you're doing fine. Let's see. And me and D.C. were hosting that Super Bowl show with Mike Tyson.

Super Bowl? Brandon Marshall, who's a great receiver for the Broncos, it was like kept fucking with Tyson. And D.C. was like, buddy, you're poking the wrong bear, and you can't fight. No. I don't think he can fight. He's like, me and Brendan would be fine. That's not true. Right.

Was he saying Brandon Marshall is trying to fuck? would. Yeah. Everyone has seen the, it's like a video on YouTube that people can watch. I mean, it's,

it's funny that it's such a strange thing. Like, unless Kormier is doing some sort of joke bit for the show, the idea that you'd be like, dude,

you're fucking, Mike Tyson's gonna fuck you up. Me and Brennan, we could beat the shit out of Mike Tyson. Who says that? Yeah. You wouldn't say that. That's so crazy.

It's, it's clear that, that Brendan Chob was annoying Mike Tyson. Yeah. It's like, I think this would be so funny to watch with the black guy.

that has seen the video you know what i mean because it's very cultural like uh laughing happening and brennan thinks that he's cool in the middle of that no which is hilarious you're gonna get fucked up dude 100% like mike tyson is and he kept like poking the bear like making fun of him and his shoes really and but you could tell mike tyson was like fuck this dude we went on break he's like what the fuck is that you see you told him like hey bud you don't have mine and breton skill set man you're gonna get fucked up you don't speak this language no bud you don't speak so daniel Cormier decided to warn Brendan that, you know, he shouldn't poke the bear. Because even though he's in it...

He thinks he's talking to Brandon Marshall right there. He thinks Cormier's Brandon Marshall. He could still send Brendan to the Shadow Realm. And, of course, Brendan laughs it off. You better hope Mike don't learn a kick with that size 14, be March. I gotta stop doing that on this foot. I don't be like that, dude. I don't think he like that, too, man.

I don't think he like that, man. He coming back. He coming back. He'll get mad at you, bro. And once he gets mad, it's over. Yeah, that was said to you, Bapa. There's no Brandon Marshall anywhere. Yeah, he's not on the couch.

Once he gets mad, it's over. I like how Daniel Carman knew it didn't land, so he had to say it like he's talking to a kid. Once he gets mad, it's over. Yeah, well, it's kind of, it is exactly like that because he's on here for like the dad, you know, who's kind of like checked out, like, Don't dance on the counter.

You're going to fall. You know, your mom get mad at me. No more cookies before you bed time. Yeah. But that's funny because that's actually something that probably needs to be said to shove. All right.

Yeah, dessert. You already had it. You're not getting another dessert. The dad is desperately trying to have 30 minutes to himself. All right. No, I mean, come on. No more video games. He's just like, no, sure shot does not.

Get rid of you're drunk. Okay. No, we have no more rain in the fridge, Brendan. you cannot do another CBD company because you're you're tied to this one. I already told you. You can't promote a CV company for 12 months, Brandon. All right. Just go to your room.

Gringo Poppy. You dropped another special? Last cowboy in town. And in Los Angeles, North Korea of the beach. You throw your phone across it. What the fuck? You get your belt out. Okay, I'll stop.

That's good. The belt's coming out, Brandon. I'll fucking twist your neck off, dude. That is funny to think that, like, you know how my dad was bad, but I'm better than my dad? Just like he was better than his grandpa? Yes. Like, how fucked up was Brendan's dad's English? You know what I mean?

His side goes stupider as time goes on. Oh, so it goes the other way. It's like, yeah. Or, like, it got better. Yeah, like, it's getting better. I'm sorry. Yeah. No, yeah, how fun.

Yeah, they couldn't understand what he was saying. Let's see here. Now, he's slow. Yeah, he don't want those problems. No, bro. Oh, yeah, I mean, there's there. He was off, and you could hear his voice off camera, too, before. But we know Daniel Cormier is talking to Shab.

Because Shab said something about the size of his foot and with a kick. Mike learns how to kick. Yeah, and Shab was talking. I think Brandon, Marshall's not even on the couch. He's standing up practicing his boxing. Yeah. Don't want those Mike guys about. Nothing to double.

I mean, he literally told Daniel Cormier that he'd perform a double-legged takedown on Mike Tyson in the scenario where Mike Tyson jumps him for acting disrespectful, which is beyond delusional. Even at 50 years old, Mike still got that snap in his hips. I mean, he'd starts Brendan so fast that he'd forget all about the truck walk. I think Brendan feels inferior to the legendary Mike Tyson and the UFC heavyweight champion of the world, Daniel Cormier. He'll get mad at you, bro, and once he gets mad, it's old. Once he gets mad, it's all. So normally when people sit down to do a podcast with Mike Tyson,

they treat him with the utmost respect. I'm such a fucking huge fan. I can't even like... Thank you. I can't even like, like I feel like a kid right now, man. That's not what former UFC fighter Brendan Schaub did. In fact, Shob did just about the opposite. Brendan Shab deliberately went out of his way to challenge, belittle,

and disrespect Mike Tyson to his faith. Mike's face is always one. referring to his fighting style as prison rules that's the prison rule Mike that's the prison rule down playing how Mike stays in shape saying that he doesn't actually do cardio because he'd likely be out of breath from all the smoking that he does how you got in shape like that you were heaven for a while damn you got in shape like real shape I did um not running him

stem cell we're like that's how you got in shape though yes You run a lot, Mike? Yeah, on the treadmill. The treadmill. I bet you're huffing with a feed. The treadmill. Every time Brendan Schaub made one of these jabs like my... He just wants to say something.

Yeah. It's not even... I don't think he's trying to even insult. He just, like, he wants to be interesting. Yeah. He's probably, like all... I've said this before about the Rogan people. They all want to, like...

They all do stuff they've seen other people do. Right? They're just regurgitating things and it comes off weird because it's not, they're not original in their thought. They just want to be heard and say something. And Shab does it more than everyone else. Everybody does that to some extent. Yeah, because people are so scared of silence when you do comedy, especially as an open micer where Shab is in his comedy career at this point. Silence is the worst thing.

Yeah. And yeah, it's a natural thing. And silence actually should be what happens. on Brennan's podcast because it shouldn't be existing. You know, there shouldn't be a pod. I feel like that would be such a better podcast. Silence. Oh, no, they do that too, though.

There's parts of the podcast we watched on here at length with silence. Not only is there's silence, the lights go off. Yeah, dude, they don't. Oh, they're really like, that pendulum swinging, like good podcasting, bad podcasting. And they're trying to find the median. They've done like everything that a bad podcast, like, you know, sometimes our sound doesn't work or we have issues. No, you're right.

It's never having us, but they do the fucking random guy walks in. That's my favorite. Some guy just walks in. He doesn't work for the show. That's a good one. The noises, you're very good at catching the noises. Yeah. Shut down.

Do they shut down? Oh, audio's off. Oh, fuck. God damn it. Did you hear any of that? Did you guys hear anything? It was. I was doing full-on actouts.

Yeah, dude. Water. You're on here now? I think so. I was saying I was going to turn the car around. I was threatening everyone. So I threatened the entirety of our viewership and you didn't see any of that. And we didn't get a single like from it.

Not a single. God damn it. Listen, if you've watched it lies before, you know that, and I don't know if you've already heard this because I'm not sure which you didn't hear. If it doesn't get over 100, I make the annoying sound happen. Yeah. I'm the only one that can fix it. Gerardo can't stop me.

He knows I'll twist his neck off. Oh, but I'll turn the lights off. Oh, my bad. No, we're at 102. You should stop threatening. We're good. We'll leave this thing on skate then. Because I just got back from doing my foot workout.

Oh, yeah. I just got done with the short run. You know how you work out your feet? Yeah. Can you do that? Can you work out feet? For sure, dude. Okay, well, that's what I did.

Pause. I blame the team, Cooney. They have an XD. Let's see here. Mike Tyson, you could see Daniel Cormier getting visibly upset about it. Sorry, Mike. They're not going to do anything. And I mean, look how visibly pissed Mike looks in the face here.

Mike then gets up, walks over in front of Brendan, and stares him down while eating a piece of watermelon. Of course, Brendan doesn't dare look him in the eye for a second. You forget it's on the grill. Make this turn black. That's me. I'm done. I'm overcooked and done. You done?

I'm done done. You officially retired. Man, I retired two years ago almost. Never coming back. I ain't coming back. DC's Crescent. You're done. I want to do this with you.

All right. Bubba Watson. Hey, Yerry. Yerry, we love you, brother. We're rooting for you. I am out. I'll talk you. I get out of here.

We got. Mike Tyson knew what he's going to do, but he's like, damn, this food is good. he's gone for like four different pieces right there. Yeah, I honestly think that Tyson is just maybe intrigued by Shab to some extent. Yeah. I'm not sure how really maddie is.

I think he was just hungry and he wanted to eat food. And the show there's zero professionalism from Shab as usual. So he's like, I'm just going to go eat food. I'm not sure he's really trying to like stare him down or something like. I get that. I understand. Don't kill me. Yeah.

But Shob is trying to go viral by saying some wild shit to Tyson. Oh, okay. That's what I get. Yeah. Like, why are you saying all this stuff to Tyson? Like, you don't have to be constantly objecting to whatever is happening. And like, like you have some sort of fucking brain. Or he does have a brain from the heavens.

I've never seen one like it. You know? That, yeah, he's marketing genius. He knew that, I mean, we're talking about it now. To this day. To this day. This is years later. Yeah.

Years later. If he had just been like, Mike, you're the best. We'd probably still be making fun of it. Yeah. Honestly, but this is more entertaining. Mike's still pissed off out of him too. Yeah. We got Bubba Wallace, and Hascar legend, and Bush coming up right now.

Who the hell, John? For the last time Brendan Shob's ever done a podcast with Mike Tyson. He walked in here. If it's fighting. It wouldn't last over a minute. You'd just, you'd grab his legs and then it'd be a situation. It's so stupid. It's no disrespect at the great.

No, but I think his people grew up on him and like, oh, he was a scarce man in the world. Yes. When he was 19, that guy was a monster, still not top five, but he was a monster. He's always got a discount. Not top five. Are you kidding me? I don't know enough about boxing to know who top five is. Yeah, you don't know enough about boxing, but you know Mike Tyson.

He's top five, dude, for sure. I wouldn't, I wouldn't surprise me if he was. In some sort of ranking. Okay, so here's my ranking. Jerry Cooney. Okay. I'm just kidding. Scalabrini.

He's not even a boxer. Yeah, I name up white people. They're not even boxers. Like Jeff Bezos. All right. So, I mean, from what I know about boxing, Muhammad Ali is up there, right? George Foreman probably.

This is so boring to do. Who's the dude that was almost undefeated? Mike Tyson, just kidding. Floyd Mayweather? No, the guy way before him. He was like sugar. It would not sugar Ray Linter, but he was like sugar or something.

Lewis? Was that it? Let's see. Now they're doing. Somebody put Holly home. Hollyholm. I mean, only for, for sure that I know is probably

Muhammad Ali and Foreman I think are probably up there. Larry Bird, Donald Trump, XJ, shame wow guy. Sugar Ray Robinson. Yeah, that's it. Okay. He's probably those three are for sure on the list.

Yeah. I don't know. You know what's crazy? I saw Sugar Ray Leonard the other day. Yeah. I went to a restaurant and he was there. Oh, shit. Yeah, I saw Cuba Gooding Jr.

at a restaurant once. He was all lubed up waiting for Did he? But I may be Tyson's on it. I don't know. You'd have to look it up. I'm not. I've never. been a boxing guy. Yeah, Tyson's top

five, dude. And you know what? I don't have to be right, dude. Pulio says that Chavez had 100 fights undefeated, but he wasn't heavyweight, right? I don't think so. But I don't know if Sugar Ray Robinson was heavyweight, but he was like undefeated or something like that. It's a bunch of people.

So this is this one's posted by You Angry Mod. Podcast cringe has the goods on Bapa. Bapa was top in the UFC. What's it called? Oh, Princess Diana, the top 10 heavyweight.

We haven't seen this one, but I don't think it's worth watching here. Okay. You want to watch it or no? Podcast Crunch has the goods on Bapa. He just, because we already know what the goods are. So it's just him like teaser-trailering it. Yeah. Honestly, all I care about now is being on Brendan Choppe Official.com.

You don't remember the website. That's really, I mean, the show is fine. We'll keep doing it the second and forth. but unless I get put on that website, I'm done. This is one of the best YouTube's watching the truck. Oh, there you go. It's truck. It's truck viewing.

That's what our show is, truck viewing. Kat's leaked courtroom text. Oh my God. Did you see Brendan's hat? No, that's not real, is it? Like cat like the girl? No, they wouldn't go that far. Yeah, they would because it's around that time.

Is that real? That cat's what? Cat like his old producer lady. Oh, she did what? she leaked the texts Yeah or no I'm just This is probably just a joke

I'm probably wrong Yeah But it says cats Leaked courtroom text Oh my God Did you see Brendan's hat Oh The foot lady

Yeah the girl that sells her feet I see I see But how just because What's the Why is the picture associated with that Well oh my God Did you see Brendan's hat

He wore that to court No no no no no This is from way back when This is around Yeah it's an old picture No, what I'm trying to say is a cat messaging that is funny. Oh my God, did you see Brendan's hat? And then the, okay, because the picture of the old hat, like you've got to, I want to see what the hat is.

I want it to be real. I want it to be a real hat. Is this hat not enough for you? This is fucking nuts. Can you imagine if it was that hat in court? It would be like my cousin Vinny where the judge is like, sir. You can not wear a hat like. You must leave and come back.

I'm holding you in contempt. of court, dude, your curious George hat. Does this look like a circus to you?

Brendan full of Graves, Cooney. That's true. I have graves. You got it like you forget. I guess what?

I'm insensitive to it, dude. I have a disability. I got a disability problem, you know, let's see here.

What did you say? We got a devil problem, y'all. Posted by Diligent Brick 25118, Trouble in Paradise with Rogan B. I saw this one

earlier in the week. Let's watch this. I want to see the comments. Job wearing that hat proves that he has CTE. Papa with the Elders Graves make you gay. Come on.

There's Reddit videos proving that that's true. Let's see you. I never do cold plunges. I don't get anybody who does it unless you're a professional athlete. Oh, do you have so much inflammation from your kettlebell workouts? Yeah. Pro athletes, I get it, dude. Sure.

You working out an hour a day? Do you think you need a cold tub? 40 minutes. It was so uncommon. Wow. wouldn't it, why wouldn't you be sore from kettlebell? It's just another weight. Do you see his shoes? Oh, let me see. You know I'm all about the shoes, dude. The shoes, you got to comment on these, Daney. Well, there's just the bottoms of it. But it looks like it's the whole shoe. It looks like,

uh, you know those gloves you wash dishes with? Yeah. Like the yellow gloves? Yeah. I'm trying to think of what else it looks like though, because it absolutely looks like that. It kind of looks like soap. It looks like candles. Yes. Yeah. Yes. That's what I was looking for. It looks like wax. Yeah. He's wearing wax shoes. I got candles on my feet. I could beat up Mike Tyson.

His shoes are highly flammable. That makes me thinking, you know those old, like, have you ever been a solving? He's got the SpongeBob 11s. I've never been a solving. It's like this old German town in California. It's pretty good if you like Bay Goods, pause. But they have these clogs that they wear in, like old German shoes. They don't look like that.

but that would be funny as fuck if he got those clogs. He's got the Gumby Yellows. Dude pulled both hammies running a straight line talking about ice baths. Yeah, right? The reason that Brendan doesn't want to fucking, yeah, it's like Danish or something. But Brendan doesn't want those kind of shoes

to get into a cold plunge because if he got him with those shoes, they'd melt. Or he'd step on the floor and they'd crack. There afterwards. Gerardo's Graves. Great guy, never even saw him. Let's see here.

I can block him. Let's see. We already saw that one. This was posted by Ness. Nesav. By the way, I saw the comment earlier where it said,

Gerardo's asking us for full thoughts in the comments while never giving us a full thought. Somebody said. Oh, no. Yeah. We're going to end the show. Let's see here.

How all the OG cats feel after seeing the podcast cringe news. Just what I think of how they will be back here. Yeah. I mean, that's how everyone feels. feels about like every fucking time and like this universe. It's always that.

He pulls us back in all the time. He's a genius. This one was so funny. They thought they were Kevin Hart and the Rock. Yeah, that was a good one. Did he Bapa? Seen it, seen it. Oh, we haven't seen this one.

Oh, no. We are getting closer to the only fans, guys. Post by Financial Skin 4969. This is the only post I saw by myself. I don't ask you if you saw this one because I already know. Let's see here. This is not a sad thing. Nobody can give up on Bapa.

A truck in my neighborhood. Drive fast, all gas motor company. No chance. That's crazy. Send Texu posted this. Can you imagine you see that? You're in Texas. Dude,

I would get out and selfie as fast as possible. Oh, yeah. I get on selfie faster than I didn't take a picture of that guy that hit my car. Oh, yeah. Formula Hawn, that's kind of dicey dude. Cuni, let me borrow that brace with the devil emojis. Dude, he loves Gooney. He's beating off right now.

He wants to join the chat. And all you got to do is go on Reddit and call me Daddy. That's it. It's very easy. Let's see what we're working with here, dude. It looks like he's beating off in his fucking profile picture, dude. What the hell? Dude, why are you choking your camera out?

He's got both hands on the camera, Daddy. Oh, Jesus Christ. Do you think I'll still have this on by the next time we record? Yeah, I think I'm going to keep it out. The doctor told me too. Cooney's braces for Goon Sessions only. The doctor told you like, by next Tmos, you're going to have that on. He's the listening.

He's like, hey, what's up, Sean? Hey, Bubba. Hey, Bubba. Oh, yeah, so this is pretty funny, dude. I saw this one. KDVX posted this one. People think we're crazy for doing the most basic American thing to do. This is posted by Joanna.

People think we're crazy for, oh, my God. For spending our entire weekend at a dusty ballpark. They don't get it. We have a front row seat to watch our favorite person do the favorite thing. that's not a sacrifice, it's a privilege. Pop in his old age. It just fits the aesthetic, the duck cracks.

The baseball o'holic, it's like, don't make it that, dude. That's fucking cringe, too. Yeah, it's a little too cringe. There's definitely a venn diagram of baseballaholics and pedophiles. You know what I mean?

It is at a certain point where you've got to leave the park, you know? Just creepy watching children play. Yeah. Pause. Very creepy. Pausing the idea, not what you saying. Let's see here.

People were asking, posted by Life is Dope as Fuck. People are asking so, oh, there we go. So here it goes, I'm almost 5'7 and I weigh 140 pounds. I like how she puts the almost in the wrong spot because you're always 5.7. You know what I mean? You're not growing or shrinking. You are almost 150 pounds. Just kidding.

Oh, too. Who's asking how much he weighs? Yeah. And that's not something you have to entertain if someone asks you that. I'm like, oh, here's what I weigh. Was that good or was that redacted? I mean, it was quick, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,

I couldn't have thought of it. Chubby Italian. She's not even Mexican. She's, piece of cheese. Wasada Ziza's the legend. What do you say? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I want to find this. Cooney got wrist wraps this week.

It counts. Assad Aziz is a legend. What do you say? All I see is thought that was a J.D. Vance mean, but what was that about? Where? Assad says thought that was a J.D. Vance meme. I doubt that it's about this. Dig.

It'd be kind of funny if it was. Bobba not getting invited to the mothership still. We saw that one. We saw that one. We saw this one. Chin wades into the comments, posted by Dandy Coughman, too. Brendan, you can eat them.

That's a good question. Chin, that is not a good question. Laugh my ass off. You realize I enjoy eating exotic meats, right? To me, it was a good question. Oh, no. Chin is like better. I don't like seeing three dots at the bottom of this page, dude.

Oh, I didn't see that there was a second pose. Chin's... Don't say that stuff out, too. Chin saying high blood pressure runs in my family. Does poor diet, lack of exercise and alcoholism also run in the family? I'll give you the alcohol thing, but I don't get drunk. drunk, I just enjoyed enough to relax after producing a crazy amount of different shows and putting out

a crazy amount of different fires when I get home. Why are you putting fires out at home? Do you even have a house? Yeah, what do you mean home? Also, how can you say I don't exercise and have a poor diet? I used to weigh almost about 300 pounds in high school. That's over 20 years ago. And I've been no more than 200 pounds since then, and I am 6 to you. I haven't gained any of the way back.

I love the Cooney Game from MN. People are always axi-moji. So here it goes. Kooniki. Gee. There's over, that's over 20 years ago. I haven't been over 200 pounds since I'm 6'2.

I haven't gained any of the weight back because I watch my regular diet religiously and work out. Your comment is just ignorant. But hey, thanks for the chin has got to go. Go where? Instead of just saying negative stuff, add some context. God damn. He's going through it, dude. Yeah.

I mean, I understand. Look, he doesn't have a place to live. So, yeah, he's going to get a little salty in the comments. You don't have a bed. Yeah. And you got to record in. a storage locker. What are they called?

Not storage locker. Storage locker. It is called a storage locker, dude. A storage unit. Yeah, I mean, that was funnier, though, to be like, yeah, storage locker. I give up, dude. My camera's not even working.

It's a fucking black screen. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's all good. I'm like, I'm trying to think. Wait, what were you saying? You're not even done. He lives in a storage locker. Stay with the locker.

Oh, oh. Well, yeah, he's mad. He lives in his storage. It's not locker, though. He got me tripped up again. It's unit, you fucker. He lives in a storage unit. People are making fun of him for being fat when he's not and talking about him eating exotic meats when he thinks it's a good question.

So he's just like answering fully mad. You have to put, he has to put up fires. God knows where. They might be literal fires. No, that's probably in the studio. Bapa, like, fucking lit his shoes on fire or something. Bapa's car is on fire. Yeah. Someone said earlier that I looked like I'm naked.

Oh, dude. That was good bit. If he was naked, he would not be white. He would be brown or red with all the hair. Yeah, I'm very hairy. That's the thing. We both are, but I'm way more than him, which is unfortunate. Let's see here. Is chin really over 50? I believe that's true. Yikes. What? I said yikes. Oh, I thought you read a comment and said yikes. Jeepers. This one's posted by aggressive-ass monkey.

One of my favorite moments recently, Boppington pushes his garbage can extra hard to impress gearheads, but they are not impressed and say it's slow. The dead air after is spicy. I feel like we've seen this. Oh, yeah, they're making fun of them. It's funny, isn't it, after all of us being used to being in really fast shit. I mean, this is a fast Humvee. It's fast for a Humvee.

For a Humvee, right? But the whole time you're like, okay, maybe a few hundred. horsepower more wouldn't suck. They're like, this car sucks. It's all slow. You see someone honking, like, can you go faster trying to pass? It's like a Honda accord.

Yeah. Your car sucks. Dead silent. Yeah, they're just waiting for something interesting to happen. Like they've never seen the podcast before. Let's see here. All righty.

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but I'm now realizing that's kind of crazy. That's a fucking prime day deal, dude. Yeah. You know? It's probably utter horseshit, but that's half off, really? Yeah. Interesting.

It's like, wait, what's the profit margin on these fucking pure spectrum? It sounds like pure profit, dude. What the hell? It's like because it doesn't work and it's not real, they can sell it for that. It's just like patter that does nothing. It's so funny.

It's just like nobody gets it. He's doing the fucking scorpion milk now. It's just like another shi-thi thing. Yeah, just selling horse shit. Cooney needs to milk the blue scorpion. Smiley face emoji. Be cool.

That's right. That's right. I come like, ah. Sam's the Scully. Well, show him what you did. Dude, I don't know if he just got here. This? Too much. Look at this. That was white before he started milking it. And now it's all blue. Yeah, this is actually not a cast. It's just skin color now.

Yeah. From milking it. You know what those, I mean, this is what those kinds of things do, though. Not all of them are scams. Pills that help you out or whatever, they will, like, give you a huge deal on the first round so that you're like, oh, these work. And then there's no discount. You're hooked. You're hooked.

Let's see here. I know that from all the cratim I do. Austin native we saw that one we saw that on this the fart thing you're not getting me again dude the fart has got us like twice oh hap hazard finally why is happen out at the top dude he's always like midway through the show Gerardo milks the guy outside of the tent okay the tent's not there anymore the cops are actually really cracking down out here and that's how I know Formula Juan don't listen to raccoon tweet he's good doucheon let's get some formula

Juan's a fucking dog bitch in the chat all right there's still really good friends posted by haphazard Oh, one of our guys. Dude, every time I see half I'm like this, dude. He's got the goods. You think it's going to be the beginning of the podcast like he usually does the first five minutes? No. Okay.

When should I come back? You're right. I'm glad we're not like gamblers, dude. I would be fucking broke. Never you want. When the street lights turn on, dude, ride to your fucking feet hurt. That's what I did as a kid. Go, dude.

Go, Bub. Hey, you know what? Hey, we're friends, right? Would you say we're best friends sort of? I mean, at the end of the day, yeah. How close are we? Are we close?

We're close, why? Are we friends, though? Yeah, I don't want your kind around my neighborhood, if that's what you're referred to. Like, if you needed to borrow $250,000, I don't. I would lend it to you, right? Yeah. And we've been through some shit. Yeah.

Went like this to the world? Yeah. So we're kind of stuck with each other, huh? Yeah. I'd say this is a fucking marriage. I know. Can I get an invite to your house once? It's unbelievable.

I've been there. I've been there. It's lovely. I haven't gotten an invite. I haven't gotten. Who the fuck does that? Like, I haven't got.

Yeah, dude. Oh shit. Whoa. He didn't just. Thank you, potato, potato, potato. The name sometimes. Yeah, yeah.

Potato, potato. That sounds like he's related to me. You're like. Oh. What's it called? Alter ego. How dare you, dude? Who would you invite first?

Brian Callen or fucking Beanie Guy, dude? Hmm. Actually, that's a good question because I do not like Callan. Oh, you're right. It is a good question because I do not like Beanie Guy. Yeah. I mean, I don't think I'd invite any of these people to my house. But if I'm Bapa, who am I inviting first?

Obviously, my boy. Yeah, Brian Callin. Brian Callin. I don't like how Beanie guys getting the invite and Brian Callin's not. Like, he's definitely shady, right? Beanie guy's shady as fuck. He knew Callan's never been invited. And he's like, I'm sneaking in.

You know what I mean? He's probably like inviting himself like in a weird way. Like a friend of mine invited me to his house today, but like his son died. So I'm free. And then Papa's like, oh, dude, you want to come over? All right, I'll stop. I made nothing out of something right there, dude. You did?

Let's see. You know what it is? We haven't invited me, my wife, my kids? We don't want the riffraft. Riff raft. You know, hey, you know what it is, babe. We don't want another stomping pad in the neighborhood. Stomping pad.

Stomping bag. I'm the stomping pad out here. You know, Brian Kelly come around. Yeah. This town's too big for the both of us. For the both of us. This town is just the right size for the both of us.

It's too big for the both of us. The riffraft. Let's see. I don't forgive my roots. Hey, I don't forget my roots. You're welcome. I live 19 minutes away. You're welcome when the lights are...

You're welcome. Not during the holidays. Look, when you want, but open doors. You just got to drive up and buzz the gate. Unbelievable. We'll see if you have the code. That's actually shocking. No, we'll buzz you in.

Hey, I'll buzz you in. I got a fucking 15-month-old and a three-and-a-half-year-old. That's our kids are different ages. That's the problem. So what? You know how it is, man. Hey, I'll buzz you in So I don't even get an invite to your house

So I haven't seen your house Hey, come by I'll buzz you in You know what Why is he making it weirdly sexual I don't know It's some stupid bit He is like channeling Callin

Oh yeah like I'll keep you busy You're lucky that Callin didn't hit him With I'll keep you busy Because it would have been I'll be busy I'll be like a vortex They would just never leave the studio Yeah they would get in a real

like riff sent uh what do you think that maybe meskin just doesn't like calen oh a million percent do you know yeah yeah he's like i don't want that guy where described to me what it's like when shop goes in inevitably pisses in the sink and they're in the room by themselves you know counten's not looking you know what i mean yeah yeah and meskin's not taking a selfie you know what i mean he's doing a lot of this stuff i'm not getting along with my wife right now Bernie, my knees. Yeah. You know what?

But you've been here longer than me. You've never invited me to your house, to be fair. You have a standing invite. But getting you anywhere is impossible. It's tough. Which I know. I would love you to be involved in some of the things I do. I'm going to the, uh, if I'm, if I'm cheating, I'll go with that potato salad.

It's a nice potato salad. My boy is Don's potato salad. Yeah. A little hole in the wall. Dude, I like a nice potato salad. Potato, potato. Yeah. Everybody likes potato salad. Not true.

You don't like potato salad? I hate potato salad. Oh, you're the first. Mm-hmm. It's disgusting. It's cold. I think there was one time where we talked about it where I forgot. Dude, you forget.

I forgot that it was cold. Remember there was a whole thing? And I was like saying out, I was like, it's hot, right? And then you were like, are you okay? But then there were people in the comments, they were like, no, dude, German potato salad is hot or whatever the fuck. Oh. Damn, I forgot. that.

Everybody reminds me. Well, good thing because potato salad. Hot or cold? What is it? Hot or cold? I mean,

it's cold, but there's a German one that's hot. Yeah, I don't like cold shit in my mouth, pause. I like it nice and warm. Cold shit.

Of course you don't. Let's see. Yeah, cold. Everyone said cold. 8 million votes saying cold. Let's see here. All right.

Let's see. Financial Skin 4969 posted this one. Holy moly. It looks like Brendan Chob on the cover of Diesel World. What is Diesel World? Have you ever heard of that? Obviously, it's a truck magazine, but... No, I'm not a chance.

Random shit. Do I want to hear about it? Yes. I'm a truck guy. Looks like a Photoshop he made. Let's see where this is. Okay, cool. There is cold.

I just want to make sure. Like, right when you said, like, well, we've talked about this before. I'm like, oh, no. also he likes this potato salad warm damn honestly I don't really I don't think it needs to be cold

because a lot of times you have the potato salad at a cookout it's not hot which is crazy that I said at the time but it can be because Germans have it hot but you have potato salad at the cookout it's not going to be cold yeah it is cold though no it's not it's outside

macarone in the fridge exactly there you go when you've taken it out of to the fridge. Okay, so the only thing worse than cold? What is it? What? Room temp.

That's fucking... A lot of it is room temp. Have you ever been to Philippes? Yeah, I've been to Philippes. That's not cold, I don't think. If I remember incorrectly. But like, I don't... I stay away from all those sort of fake salads.

They're not real salads. It's potato salad. Fake salad. They're fake. They're not real. You definitely do not stay away from fake salads. You, my friend, need I remind you. That's warm!

Made sausage. salad, which is ridiculous. It's not only warm, it's hot. You cooked hot sausages and put it on cold lettuce. Yep. This really is, Kalin' shop. I really channeled Kalin, and you channeled Shab. Did we do it on purpose?

You'll never know. Kiwi salad, yep. But it has to go straight from the fridge into my fucking goldlet, dude. It's got to go from, I got five sausages. What am I going to do with them? Put them in salad. All right, I'll stop. Sausage salad.

I was addicted to sausage salad. The other day, somebody was saying that I'm the kind of, I'm the kind of lady that cooks the same meal every day and he can't stand it. You know what I mean? I'm like, dude, same. And I stopped myself because anytime I brought up sausage salads, it never ended well. But I was making sausage salad for about four weeks straight. I remember I asked you if you told women and you were like, yep.

Yep. They think it's cute, endearing. They tell me to watch my blood pressure. Let's see here. So Diesel World. never heard of it. Is there mayonnaise in the salad going to keep it cold? You keep it cold

until you take it out though. Like, you mean, you've never had you've never had potato salad at a cookout. It's not going to stay cold. All right? You just don't leave it out forever, but you eat it right away. Yeah, I drink iced coffee, but that's because I want to get caffeinated LPJ. Let's be

cool. If you like your potato salad cold, you're soft. Yep. Agreed. But here's what chance to. Follsies going in. potato salad. He's like sick all the time. He's eating a rancid potato

salad. Like a big cat in the zoo. All right. Addies and baddies B. Sam's because this is Cole. he's bringing it back to what matters. Handsome black man posted this one. Chin nearly got fired for being a beast of a producer. Oh wow. You want to predict this? No. So I'm assuming that there's

he's going to say a story about how like he was going to fire Chin. You know? But he's also going to have in the story that he's really good at what he does, but he's like mentioning that he's going to fire. All right. Since you guess, I'm going to guess. I will say that Chin mentions, because does chin, do we know if Chin talks at all here? No, he don't. I'm probably, he probably does. He's on the shop show. Okay. So let's say Chin mentions something that he edited it out. And Bob is like, oh, you edited it out? Why? Even though it's something that's good for the show. okay let's see but here's what chins talked about so we shoot that show i come in thursday man she's my day off i come in thursday and we shoot this show and then um the one of the cords

wasn't connected all the way in and uh it just shut down the power of all the cameras and TVs literally we're about an hour in i'm like what the fuck is that chance like not a chance they were an hour in. They were like 10 minutes in. And he's exaggerating for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry. God damn it. Oh, I'm like, well, the cord came on it done right there. I can see it. Oh, not a chance that happened either. That he noticed the cord and yet, no. No, the lights were off and you didn't do anything. He doesn't know if the lights were on or off, but a cord. Not a chance. Yeah. That's a good point. She was like, oh, yeah, we didn't get any of that. I can say like, but yeah see chin's like okay you're just lying non-stop come on yeah it's more of shop trying to make it

more interesting than it is yeah those are expensive cameras how does he have this money dude that's crazy this is fx3 right here and that's a fucking nice ass gmaster lens this looks like uh maybe one of ours but with the newer model the a7x what is it a 7x3 it looks like is a 7x3s or they're all FX3s, which is insane. Those are $4,000 a pop right now. But earlier when they were first came out, they were like 3,000, but they're like scarce now. So they're 4,000 a pop. That of Bapa get them. I don't know, but those lenses are 2,600. That's insane. That's a lot of money, but you know what I'm thinking. How do they fit in there?

No, that's exactly. I wanted you to say, and he did. We tried. We tried to recover it. Yeah. That's so funny to have those expensive done right that I can see it. And then she's like, oh yeah, we didn't get any of that. I can say it like that. Expensive. Oh my God, dude. Expensive ass fucking camera on like the cheapest tripod I've ever seen. They're saying he, Bob is like, we got to save money on tripod.

Someone told me this is the way to go. Also, they're saving money on this guy right here. He has nothing to the show, dude. Look that pathetic fucking hat. Get a beanie. Yeah, no beanie either. That's the probably the worst part. This tripod is like this camera costs so much and this tripod is lean.

over. I'm sorry. The way that, no, it's interesting. The way that they're talking, though, it does kind of sound like Shab right now kind of sounds like me when I'm pretending to know camera stuff as a bit. I'm like, now that shit right there,

FX3, like if I was doing that, that's what it sounds like, but he's being serious. He's like, I saw a cable, wasn't plugged in. Yeah. And I was like, Chin, we got that. He's like, we didn't get any of that. If you're not an idiot, it, you can make it sound like you know what you're talking about by like sort of repeating

what you've heard someone say like, oh yeah, one of the cat six is one out, one of the cat six wires. Do I know what that means? Yeah. The AR-15 didn't have a switch on it, so it's out. So the camera's all fucked. Yeah. We tried. We try to recover it.

I mean, how long have you been doing this over 10 years with me? You've never messed up. I know. That was the biggest. If you're like a new intern, I would have fired you on the spot. I was so upset. would have been right for it. But you know what? I got the text that Tiger made the team. Yeah, right at that moment. I said, dude, God works in mysterious ways. I'll redo the show.

Yeah. You could have called me like, hey, man, your dog just died. I'm like, what? Tiger made the team, though. I'd be good, baby. I'll be good. I'm fucking stoked. Dude, somebody check on Donnie. Wait, where the, I haven't seen Donnie in a minute. He hasn't been to coming to the studio. He just casually mentions like, oh, my dog could be dead and I'll be happy still. That's some dark waters right there, dude. He's not even a comedian. And he's saying this stuff. Yeah, he can't say that stuff about dogs, dude, not with his history. That's not good. Oh, yeah, he died. He was a show dog. Wait, what? He died because he was a show dog. Show dogs, fish. They die. Death. Death, iguanas. Or not iguanas. Aeronas.

Arawanas Yeah, show us the fish tank, dude Where are your fish? Dude, fucking stoked Stoked, man All right Let's see what the comments are saying That dog died, right?

God must be redacted Shob has no personality insuffable to watch RIP tank What do you think? I mean, yeah, I'm worried about the dog A little bit now More than when we started

Yeah, I wasn't thinking about the dog at all. It's cute dog. Great dog. Someone's say the best dog. Fish dog's career. It's hilarious. All right, let me see what else we got here, dude. Rinaldo Johnston posted this Bapa scheme to inflate views or you'd be surprised and to combat the hate we got.

Yeah, we went through all those. Yeah. Yeah, perfect. Nothing crazy. Just like, hey, Team Pure Spectrum is on Comedy Central. This is not happening. Check it out. Oh, shit.

No, these are different ones. Exhibit H. Yo, I have an idea. Tell me what you think. Just to combat the hate we got from the Showtime special, maybe we can blast out to the entire email list, my Comedy Central piece on YouTube, no offer or discount,

but just so it shows the support in the same way. Does that make sense? You haven't seen this one? No. I turned around on you, but yeah, I saw this one. His idea was that showing a terrible,

this is not happening thing, would be like a good idea. Oh. It's hilarious. 100% who is this fucking bell guy this guy just like co-signs all his shops and wild ideas yeah he's not the brightest he's not the sharpest tool in the shed yeah he's not the colory for the smartest crayon in the box the fuck he's not a colored pencil in a crayon box i said it right 100% let me present this to said then i'll be back in touch with some ideas does that work well c2 says let's get back to potato salad

guys. And earlier he just said potato sound. I miss that. You're perfect. Nothing crazy. Just like, hey, Team Pure Spectrum's own is on Comedy Central. This is not happening. Check it out. Oh my God. Let's see here. My man. This guy says my man. I just spoke with Seth. Finally, we are going to send a link of your special out to the

email list on Monday. No discount. No asking for ratings. Just an email of support with a direct link. Will that work for you? I will have you proof read before we send it out. You have shop proof read? This is a month later. This is June. They're like, dude, he's still trying to, dude, he's been thinking about these haters for Adderall, Adderall, for sure.

Yeah. And it's such a ridiculously random, like, so the, because of your idiotic idea, it's now become important for you to talk to a CBD company about your stand-up clips. Yeah. Like, it's such a waste of time. How many people. Are you going to talk to about your stand-up from a CBD company? Yeah.

It's ridiculous. What's the crossover? Yeah. What comedian has ever blown up because of the crossover with a CBD company or any company? Yeah. CBD doesn't make you giggly. You doesn't even make you high. Yeah.

It's like not even, if it was weed, maybe that'd be made more sense because when you're high, stuff is funny. Yeah. CBD does nothing. Makes my dick hard. this one's posted by I'll cut that part out any of facets latest JRE

Tombao scoob you know you want to be very kind here right you don't but you you've got to assume and I know my own intellectual

limitations in comparison to some of the people that have had like Roger Penrose or you know Elon or many of the people that have talked to I know my mind

doesn't work the way their mind is so there are there are variability that are whether genetic predetermined whether it's just

the life that they've chose and the amount of information that they've digested along the way and be able to hold on to. But their brain is different than mine. And then I've met people where I'm like, Dallas. There's nothing there. Like, I can't help this person. I'm just like I'm talking to a Labrador retriever.

Riched, privileged, fuck. Riched. Riched. Kimbo's just always upset at them. I mean, labs aren't that dumb, though. I can't, I mean, if a dog could, if a lab could talk, I doubt it would say riched. If you put the SNL, you ever seen the SNL sketch where he put the hats on dogs and they can talk? Oh.

I feel like you put a hat on a dog, it's going to be smarter than Brennan. Any dog on them. Even a racist dog. What? There's racist dogs? Maybe not a racist. I think the sketch is that like the dog is racist. That's what's funny.

He starts saying racist things. Oh, okay. It might have just been a dream I have. Appropriate Duty 930 posted this one. Bapa leaving is why UFC sucks now. Why the UFC sucks now? It's because Brendan Schaub left the UFC to become a great comedian. That's why it sucks now.

The pro-Shab accounts are funny like they're a fake. Like Big Blue Dollar. That guy cracks me up. Let's see here, dude. We've seen this. Shob's trying to get the guys to do a live show and Chris is in having. We saw that. generic longhorn neck tat that Bapa's too embarrassed to show anyone.

Oh my God. Why? Posted by Don't Know Who to Axe. What? Dude. Why? What the fuck? Is that a takito?

Looks like a vagina. It's my man, Jaina. That'd be nuts. That's just strange. Like, I don't get it. Wow. Why? Wow.

It's like brings the show to a screeching hall. I never even thought it was the longhorn. Because remember they had that one clip where they were talking about the neck tattoo that he got? No. I watch way too much of this shit. Baba has the target on his neck. Yeah, dude, you know, what are you scoop out to come in the back like that, bro? We didn't get pregnant in any shit?

That's how they get pregnant. If T doesn't become the outlier, Brendan claims that he is, he'll move into Bosti and trying to live his sports dream out through his other kid. He has J.R.E on his left butt cheek. Be cool, too, S words. Where does they all go wrong, dude? Oh, I hate these posts.

It brings a tear to my eye. Yeah, they do look a lot happier there and more successful. Brian for sure. Yeah. Before the allegations. Brian looks like something was taken from him now. Yeah. Soul.

Life. Success. Let's see. Various. have 2-615 posted that one. Let's see this. We saw this, right? Yeah.

Bapa and the rest of the hacks will still move anywhere to Texas. Bapa is hedging his bets against Calum leaving by starting a new podcast with Jesse on fire. Haphazer. Shout out to haphazard for posting this. Let's see.

Into it, my man Jesse, aka Jesse on fire, is here with me in Austin, Texas. This long time coming, my man. I can't thank you enough for coming over. And just I don't have a lot of people to chat with fights about. Brian Callan, but, you know, he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. So I need to bring somebody in who not, you just don't know UFC, but you got your air to the ground.

I do, dude. You got, you know what you're doing when it comes to YouTube, all this shit. You're kind of the mastermind of it. So before we get into UFC 317, it's international fight week, solid card, main events off the hook. but the, I like caught the real housewives of the UFC. There's a lot of drama going on. We can kick it off with your boy. John Jones is in the news, not for the right reasons.

There's a lot of hearsay going out. Just give me your thoughts on John right now. I've not. He said hearsay he got, I think, but he said hearsay, Gan'an. Do you hear that? Ganon. Dude, I'm not going to lie.

this seems like a fire show. Everyone should check it out. It might be good. I'm surprised there's not more clips from it. I want to just put that out there, dude. Watching this made me really scared. Why? I feel like people are going to tune into them more than me.

You're laughing. That affects YouTube, Bubba. I don't care as long as I get put on Brennanshop official.com. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. But you're right. I mean, this might be one of the best shows of all time.

They gained a little viewer right now. Yeah, you? Oh, shout out. Shut the fuck up, you lying, G. I thought I did something wrong. No, for sure, though. Methy on fire makes it a fire show, Bubba. That's one thing I'm glad people don't say about me is I look like I'm on meth.

Yeah, I might have got that a couple times. Look at these arms, dude. This is so weird. This is like a chick trying to show you how big their tits are. I don't know why that was so hard for me to say. Right? He's just like posturing his arms in a way where he... Oh, he wants to see the muscles. I see, I see. Yeah, I think he's a self-conscious guy somewhat.

I mean, same here. Sometimes I feel like this couch sucks me in, boss. But he's doing... He's going all out. I agree. Oh, let's see what else we got here. Dude, I want to see if there's any other chins to clip in the stuff in numbers guys, dude. You got to watch that.

Coogie. Coo-Goo-ee's more like of a heroin guy. This is posted by Dandy Kaufman 2. Let's see, numbers, guys. What else you got, Chad? Okay. Have you seen this? Can you guys answer this equation?

So 2 plus 2 times 2. 6. It'll be 8. 8. Final answer? 4 times 2 is 8. That's hilarious. No.

2 plus 2 is 4 times 2 is 8. 4 times 2 is 8. Are we missing something here? Yeah. Yeah. It's 6. Plus two. Six.

Two plus two. It's like I feel like I'm watching Door the Explorer again. Times two. Two plus two. Is it four? No, that'd be four times four. 16. You're talking about your calculator right now on your phone and see what happens.

Is it 16? 16. Wait, you said 16? Two. Excellent. I missed some because it's four times two, isn't it? Most people would agree with you, but it's not how it works. yeah.

Damn ass. Wow. Yeah, dude. Fucking paranoia. Uh, electrocution. Penis. Yeah, penis. Um,

escape. Mm-hmm. Mexican. Netflix. Just a couple of numbers, guys. Uh, Delea catching strays in the comments. Favorite actors who were pretentious on their roles, I'll start.

Austin Butler and then you'll never believe how this guy prepared for his role on you as a federal stand-up comedy. That's hilarious. According to Brady. Look where Bapa got served his lawsuit papers. Okay, so any of facets. This might have to do with what I was telling you earlier.

Okay. Bell, the one who filed the lawsuit, Brendan was actually just officially served with the lawsuit at his local lefties pizza, which is just hilarious to think about. since he was probably mid-bite with his tongue all the way out when he was served with the lawsuit. Damn, how do they know?

I don't know. I just, that's why I was like, is that real? And I guess it is. I could be, but it's hard to serve somebody at a pizza shop. Yeah. I heard of a comedian getting served on stage once. Oh, wow. Yeah.

That's different. I think we're good for today, though, dude. We're already at two hours. Yeah, we put a lot of chin into the clips for this week in the kitchen. Thank you to all the chefs. Thank you guys for tuning in. Do you want to go through some comments for a little while to give them a chance to comment at us? Yeah.

What'd you guys think? Like button before you bounce. Yeah, we're at 145 likes. We already gave up. I thought we would be at 300 for sure by now. We're trying to get to 3,000 before the end of the show. Mm-hmm. So.

Time to fuck each other. Come on. Dude. Get see. Just because you give us money. You can't make us fuck each other, dude. Man, Lehman, you didn't miss. I think you came in relatively early.

I don't know. I didn't notice. But the beginning I was a little long. comfortable. Go back to one per week. Boy, Timos, love you, daddies. Toss my potato salad. Potato, potato, potato. You guys do not matter. More splited wrists. Yeah, dude. By the next show, I'll have five to six

broken wrists. I'll re-quatch Cooney. Speaking about dogs, where's Annie Cooney? She's at my house, B, or my apartment, I mean, in my bed. I'm like, couch. Why did you shake your head like that? He said, in my bed, in my calves. Or both.

Oh, you got you. She really just goes from couch to the bed. She's kind of like me. I would be more upset being outsmarted by chin. I would think Papa just got lucky chin and so arrogant about information. I'd be legit upset. Now I'm uncomfortable. Were you guys popular like you are now in high school?

I am 12. Victor, you're not 12. I was absolutely not popular. Same. You guys totally got sucked into the, Couch, pause. Facts. True.

Oh, by the way, I do have socks on. I was making fun of Papa for not having socks on, but I do have socks on. Oh, yeah, you can see him. Yeah, it's laundry day. Yeah. So great episode, Netflix. I've seen Bobby Lee Live.

He was actually really funny live at Comedy Store. Oh, that's right. You were here this weekend. Oh, I totally forgot about that because my folks were here all weekend. Gerardo looking skinny. Bring Red Chairs Back B. No chance. actually I wouldn't say no chance

maybe in the in the long future there could be a red chair like if we get crazy successful and we can just throw money and stuff and buy it just for a day and throw them out that day that's insane success though

we're nowhere near for that I'm insane success sounds good to me yeah I'm down um Gerardo are you on ozempic no imagine my I think somebody in my life

is taking a ozempic though. They came out to me recently. Oh yeah? Yeah. It's me. Miguel. Yeah. Well, I mean, I also would say unlikely I moved to Austin, Texas, but not impossible. Pretty unlikely. There's some few places that I'd want to move

before then. And I like L.A. Reminds me. Somebody commented. Shout out to Miguel, dude. It's his birthday today. Oh, happy birthday, Miguel. Happy birthday, Miguel. Girada lightening the load to run away from Bapa. Yeah, I mean, we don't have the couches or the big rid of couches anymore.

So we got to figure out a way to stop Bapa from chasing us. And I have to lose weight. Yeah, this, this couch is not going to save us from Bava because the two of us won't be able to lift it. Yeah. It's like, how do we even fit on it? Girotto's on Kiwis. Facts.

Aggressive facts, dude. I actually gained 10 pounds this week. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, we ate a lot of the holidays. Mm-hmm. Girato would win in a foot race. Happy B-Day, dog B.

Okay. Should we race? I mean, I don't know. I don't want to pull. I might hurt myself if we raise me. Look at this shit. That would be terrible if we pulled any hamstrings. When I was playing softball,

I was like, you're fucking playing on thin ice, buddy. Yeah. How is Rosa? My mom is good. She told me to move to Italy today. And I was like, that's a huge sacrifice. And she was like, just do it.

Italy, you mean chuggy cheese? No, yeah. You're right. Your mom went to Chuckie Cheese. Don't make it a big deal. Don't try to fucking make it bigger than it is, too. Imagine she's like, you want to go to Chuck and Cheese? I'm not moving to Italy.

Your mom was just fucking hanging out with an animatronic thing and eating pizza at the Olive Garden. I hear you two were considered to take over two bears one cave. Did you hear about that? Yeah. We were second in line, but Ludacris got it. Ludacris and Matt Damon. Matt Damon. do you think Bapa would turn state state's evidence and not know what that even is?

I don't even know what that is Gitts. Two S words. Cooney can, or what are you going to say? All I know is that you try to make me and Cooney fuck. So probably not. That's that's a pauseworthy. Yeah.

Cooney, can you not play any physical sports? Well, that depends. Do you call, um, fucking, uh, I was trying to think of some fucking thing a sport. Tough mutter a sport? Because I have done that every year. Yeah. Is it a sport to be top welter weight in the

Does it rain in the winter? Do I drink rain? Is that a sport? How tall are you guys? About 5.3. 5.8. 5. 5.5. In inches.

5 8 inches. Graves Olympics. All right. Well, that to you guys. We were able to do two hours today, which it felt like it went like this. Yeah, it felt like five minutes. It felt like three inches.

So fucking stupid, dude, eight inches. You said it felt like a certain amount of inches. It's very pause. That was very pause. That was a lot. All righty. Well, love you guys.

I can't say love you after saying something like that. But, and by the way, 77% cold. So I wanted to poll this time. I mean, cold is compared to hot. Yeah, sure.

You got me Gooney Flying High Hawks. Is it a sport to goon to Asia? Okay. We'll talk to you guys later. See you later. See you next week.