10 Minutes of Schaub - BRENDAN SCHAUB IS GIVING AWAY A TRUCK! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #109

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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I see your eyes when I'm on cradle I know you want me when I'm pouring rain And the moment that you wander far from me I wanna feel you instead of Mexican And come to me, look fine and easy Keep me warm near my truck, then you softly leave And it's me you need to blow Walk me to my truck

To my truck Walk me to my truck I really want to fuck Cause we're living in a world of hats Posting comments When they know I never read. Never read the comments feed. One take.

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make sure you strap the fuck in I said that on stage the other day you did? yeah big laugh? well somebody who like made a noise when I I did a premise to a joke,

and I was like, strap the fuck in. And the thing is, I wish I was conscious of it, but it just came out. And then later I had to look at myself in the mirror and be like, are you meant for this or not? I don't know, man. I like throwing in deity. Ever heard of it and all that? But anyways, that's not why they're here.

They're not there for that. Do you have plugs, though? Yeah, I got a couple shows in July. I got Ontario Unproven, Stand Up Bellflower. I forget the dates off the top of my head, but check us out. Check us out on socials. And how are socials? But that is not why you're here.

You're here to watch Tim as a shop. So start the timer. Play the chain clip. You got it, mister. What do we got here today? This is called Boppa's Secret to Success. It's posted by don't know who you are

or don't know who to axe. I don't know why I said you are. Let's see here. What's this about? How do you get Joe Rogan to give you a career? Oh, you gotta give him that huck to and spit on that thing. So disturbing. So well done, though.

The AI too good. Yeah. You know when people are like, is AI going to replace us? Or is AI a threat to humanity? This is now what I think about this video. Hot tub. Spit on that thing. You feel me?

Yeah. I can't do it. Can't do the woman doing it. Yeah. Yeah. You know, accurate, I think. Yeah. I can't do it. Can't do the woman doing it. Yeah. That. Yeah. You know, accurate. I think. Yeah.

I mean, I don't know if he literally did it, but I don't think, I don't think Joe Rogan would protest too much if you know what I'm saying. He's a little sugar in the tanky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, we meant figuratively deity. Oh, okay.

I meant literally. You meant literally. Yeah. Yeah. You really got to give him that Hawk Tua. I'll do it for a spot on JRE, dude. That's atrocious. Yeah, I'll take Jamie's spot for that Hawk 2.

This is called Getting Rid of the TRX, The Office. It's posted by HeyMarkWigski. Let's see here. Love him. I have a TRX. That thing's the shit. It's a badass, isn't it? That thing's the shit.

Rebuild my TRX now. I got a new one, and we're doing the Innovate wheels and the tires and the 40-inch or 39-inch tires. And you got a goatee. I did. Did you get that after you helped me move and you saw mine? Yes. It's being built right now. And you still have the...

GTD. I'm getting rid of that. I'm getting rid of the TRX. What's the... Hey. Hey. Shane. I did.

Why? Damn, when art imitates life, B, that's crazy. You know, I noticed that you have black hair now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is that... I just woke up like this, B. Okay, because I have black hair. Yeah. Is that it? I just woke up like this, B. Okay, because I have black hair.

Yeah. We know yours is fake, though. Mine looks like it belongs here, dude. Yeah, I clearly am copying you in this scenario. I should have gone the other way. You're right. You got the best brains. All right, I'll admit it.

I got black hair because you got it, because I think you're cool. Don't kill me, all right? Are you taking accountability, or are you blaming me? Well, obviously it's the team's fault. I mean, would I have black hair without the team? Ask yourself that. You know what, dude? It's on me.

It's on me. Thank you, team. Thank you for the lesson. I shouldn't have trusted you. No, it's cool. No. Thank you. Thank you.

It's on me. I should have known. I should have known. Yeah. It's. Thank you. It's on me. I should have known. I should have known. Yeah. Me, man. So this is going to be Will Sasso asks Brenda why he doesn't like homeless cats in Italian. LMAO. Gatto senza tetto.

Posted by Andre with a bunch of ones. Let's see here. That's who we are. Wait, Brendan. Why don't you know Gatto senza tetto? No. Well, we don't understand what you mean can you say in english please thank you that i wonder i know this isn't part of the clip but that's will set that's will sesso yeah like is he dressed up like conor mcgregor on purpose i saw a picture of conor mcgregor dressed exactly like that with sunglasses yeah he. He looks like Conor, dude.

With a little bit of weight on him. You feel me? Heavyweight Conor right there, dude. Sasso's like the master of impersonation. He's a comedic genius, one of the 1,000. Yeah. Brilliant, savage, fire. And he's got to deal with those two idiots.

Yeah. It's unfortunate, but he makes it funny. I think he's way funnier than callan and brendan oh oh unpopular opinion but you know yeah i know you're you're really brave yeah putting that out there and honestly that's pretty cool thank you dude thank him uh this next one is uh i don't know if you've heard about dr disrespect do you know what's happening with him yeah i didn't know who he was before this but allegedly he's been contacting people under age to.

Yeah. So in 2020, he was a Twitch, uh, like a streamer, like one of the biggest, he was the biggest Twitch streamer at the time. Whoa. And, uh, they, he got banned from Twitch with no explanation in 2020 at the height of like the pandemic and everything. And then, uh, now it's all coming out that he was messaging minors back then so that's why they banned him back then yeah wow there was like whispers what is it called that's what they call

their dms on twitch oh i didn't even know that it's uh he was whispering somebody underage and planning to meet up with them at twitch con oh my, my God. Yeah. So this one's called, Dahlia tried to fool everyone with the disguise, posted by VariousConcept2615. And then another one in tandem with that is, how do you do, fellow gamers? Posted by WearADamHelmet. See, this thing is so funny to me

that it makes me take back all the anti-ai stuff i've said and it never makes me laugh but this is pretty good yeah this is what ai should be used for i mean that's not all in the dalia verse dude we got some more dalia stuff here today uh i thought these were both very funny they're both basically the same clip uh one's more uh cooked up than the other chin wise or dish wise. It's called close up of diddlers reaction to his Bessie bean dip viral run around the table posted by chin second balcony. Let's see. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh my God! That's fucking... Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Wait, let's break that. Let's watch it again. Watch it again. Well, we got another one, dude. So I'll leave that one open if you want to go back to it. Okay.

But this one made me laugh really hard. Okay. It's American Diddler posted by Icarus Lives. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it,

I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.

This confession has meant nothing. I think I'm going to buy a sword. Let's see. So that's Diddler is going through it, dude. Yeah. I mean, what is that? What? Like, why is he doing that face?

Oh, I mean, he's probably into the fight. He's probably going for the guy that got knocked out. It looks to me like he's thinking about his life and, like, all the things that have happened. He's just like, I cannot believe this is where I am right now. Yeah. I was in a Hollywood movie, and now I'm at this thing. I don't care about UFC at all.

I had to just record this podcast with Brendan for the golden hour and now I'm watching something and I just I would rather be doing anything else. Comparison to the Thief of Joy, Mr. D'Elia. Yeah. Stop comparing yourself to teenagers. Alright, so this is posted by Haphazard.

It's called The New Location Gave Them a Real Boost of Energy for this 30-minute episode because you know why we're here, dude, we discussed the podcast B and, uh, this is them out on the waterfront, dude. Boom. Would you fight Connor for a lot of money? No, I don't know. I'm just kidding. Here's $5 dollars. Okay.

That's like Sopranos level like weirdness between Tony. You know, Tony's always like getting angry at the people talking to him because they're morons or whatever. He gave him the Tony fucking Soprano look like, should I kill this guy? Yeah. The thought went through his head, like, should I kill this guy? The thought went through his head

like should I kill Callan? Should I spill the beans on these motherfuckers? The Tony. Was that what you think? What do you think of that? It's just funny, dude. Because it's we've talked about this many

times on this podcast. The red chairs have a power that is unspeakable, right? Right. I'm convinced that their podcast would not be doing big numbers B if it wasn't for those big red chairs. So yeah, if you remove the chairs from the scenario, you get this. Yeah.

Where they hate each other and there's no chemistry and they don't know what to say. Interesting. Yeah. There's no cup holders. I mean, you can't really get a good shot of his shoe. Like, you know,

the shoes really make the podcast. There's nowhere to put the tiger thick that he's drinking. Yeah. He could spill it at any moment. He's got to think about that. They're making a multitask. You never want to make shot multitask.

One thing only. Also, the producer is kind of an overexposed picture. I know they have nice cameras, dude. They can get a way better shot than this. The background is nice, but it just doesn't look good. This really is like Paulie Walnuts

talking to Tony being like, Tony, I think I'm going to fucking do it. And he's like, the fuck? No. Get the, no. Christopher. Yeah. Yeah, dude, that's a rough watch, dude.

Sometimes it feels like that when you're podcasting, you feel like there's nothing to say. Yeah, yeah, no. This is a, they show us everything that happens in a podcast but just with more frequency than yeah your average pod also you know they were hyped as fuck on the way to that you know like they're in california being like oh dude we'll be in alaska we'll do a fucking podcast out on the fucking dock and listen and then they're there and they're just like we did it we did it dude he's like you see one mosquito and shit the elements are affecting them let's see uh what else is on this episode this is another haphazard it's a great advertisement

for their sponsored trip and a public discussion of their employees vice okay so they're probably gonna talk about chin drinking we'll see some cows uh, no, would you make it a yearly kind of holiday and come out here? I like it out here though. I like the people. Yeah. Not what I asked. Yeah. I mean, so I'm not a fisherman, but I would do it out here. This is you and me. And I told Lexus too, like, I'm glad I came. It's like, I'm a homebody. I hate traveling. I hate traveling. But it's so beautiful. I've been at home, but I'm glad I came. But also, it's not my passion. I get why people love it.

If you're going to fish, this is where you come. 100%. Sportsman's Club Lodge. I'm terrible at fishing. I caught so many stupid fish. But the thing is, I got my rocks off on one day. One day, I'm good. Yeah, you're, yeah.

Because I get the experience. Fishing for you is, you're not a fisherman. Chin's a fisherman. Chin's, it's his dream thing. Lex loves fishing. Yeah, Tarek is a big fisher. Tarek is, yeah. It's funny that he's not a fisherman, but he is a fish guy.

He loves fish. He just doesn't like to catch them. Yeah. He likes to go buy them, and I guess that makes sense. He's like an animal lover, you know? Yeah, dude. Let me see here. She likes to go buy them. I guess that makes sense. He's like an animal lover. Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah, dude. Let me see here.

Chin likes to drink. They give Chin a reason to drink. Chin can handle. Chin can drink all the booze and be completely sober. That's what I figured out. He seems completely sober. Question. Like, not at all sloppy. Yeah, is Chin a fisherman or is he a drunk, right?

Well, now that's. This gives him an excuse to drink a lot of drinks and hang out all day. Well, he's a good fisherman and he's an elegant drinker, though. What I like about Chin is he'll have a couple cocktails and you're not going to know it. He's not...

He's a very... He'll carry on a conversation, hang out, he's just relaxed. He's not sloppy drunk. Alcohol makes him feel good. It has a different reaction. I think that's why everyone drinks it.

But when you say a couple of them have 10 before... Listen, Jin's Korean. He's a man, and he can put it down if he wants. Yeah. But he'll go with beer. Pause, dude. Wait, what? Jin's a man, he can put it down if he wants?

Dude, what the hell? That was crazy. That's your best opportunity for uh shop would be like gay we got a the new development on the gay front i just got a notification on my watch that's how bad this show is getting is that i get shop notifications on my watch you get a reddit you're watching shop but then another reddit post happens on your watch literally what just happened yeah let's see i saw a drink uh fancy drinks i'm a fancy drink right now what are you drinking right now the two biggest fish he got my drink right because i'm not drinking so he got my drink yeah i've seen

him drink beer today wine uh and his whole lot and he's this he's very very extreme his liver's going please but everything else is perfect. So I'm impressed. And is the hand tattoo enough? I dated. It's like they're talking about him as if he has a serious problem, but it's funny. Yeah. It's hard to tell whether they're joking or not. I can't really tell.

What do you think about them talking about his vices on earwaves? Well, if it's good content like we just saw that i'm okay with it because you know that was really good stuff yeah and it kept me engaged the whole time at no point was i interested in what was on your watch more than what the clip was on the phone oh wait i was well if you're interested in what was on my watch i just pulled it up right now do you hell yeah see that's what producers do daddy this uh made me laugh i't, even though it wasn't an outward, like, ha-ha, verbalized. Yeah.

I think it'll make you laugh more than I did. Let's see here. This one's called, Bapa announces free merch on Drive Fast All Gas. Successful egg through 8345. I thought it was real for a second. Is it real? No chance.

DriveFastAllGas.com. It looks like it's real. Pico de Gallo, dude. No chance. DriveFastAllGas.com. It looks like it's real. Pico de Gallo, dude. No chance. I mean, that is crazy if that's for real. Let's see. Let's listen to this. What's up, guys?

Brendan Schaub here. This is one of one. Pico de Gallo. Guess what? I'm giving it away. Look at this thing. You're not going to see this anywhere else. No stones unturned. Linked up with the best of the best. No. Is this real? it look at this thing you're not gonna see this anywhere else it's no stones on turn linked up

with the best of the best no no that's so fun go to drive fast all gas.com kick up some merch somebody's gonna win this bad ass could be you i mean yeah that's i mean that's crazy. Dude, Schaub needs to scoop up the bag, dude. That would be a great idea for merch. Do you think that the fishing location was Schaub's idea? Or Chin's idea? Chin.

Because he loves fish? It's probably like a team building thing. That's exactly what I was thinking. Yeah. I thought it, because it had the kind of feel of like a a retreat like they go on a retreat they think of their vision for the where the show is going yep but i feel like it's shop's idea he wanted to go there and then he got there and he was like this sucks yeah that's kind of how i think i don't think it was shop's idea so what do you do you, because there's no way that he would be like, this sucks.

He wouldn't admit that he chose to do something that sucks. Right. He wouldn't have had it. So he's just, he's blaming the team. I said, yeah, he's like,

this was a bad idea by chin and he's a drunk and now we're here. I don't even like fishing. And you know, I just, this is really, this is the real problem. The show is that are the guy leading us is an alcoholic. And you know, later on, maybe in a year or six months or something,

Shaw was going to be like, yeah, that whole trip to Alaska, I know you guys loved it, but I was going through a lot. As if we didn't know. And then he's going to talk about something he was going through. You know what I mean? I had to wake up every day and watch Chin drink at 6 in the morning. What the hell was that, Chin? Chin's like, that's not true at all.

What if you just said that? And I looked at you like he looked at Cal. I'm like, just held it for a while. I'm like, yeah, I mean, it's just,

if you need to do team building for a podcast, stop doing the podcast. And something to think about. Yeah. Our team building is hitting open mics and doing the gringo poppy dude. Right. And going to a tacos up way about. Yeah. Our team building is hitting open mics and doing the gringo poppy, dude. Right. And going to a tacos up way or else. That shit is bomb though.

It's pretty good. All right. So this is supposed to be a chin second balcony toe Tom about attempting to go viral. I don't know if we watched this last week, but it did make me laugh. It's also that clip of diddlers face up close. Let's see. That girl had no idea that thing went fucking viral. You never know

what's going to hit, right? Yeah. You never know what's going to be a popular video and what's not. You just got to keep doing it. I think they're talking about the Hot Tua girl. Oh, okay. Here's one thing you do know. If you try hard, you won't get one. That's for damn sure. Isn't that weird? Yeah.

Yeah. That don't stop people from trying. Oh, they try so hard. But the people that I know that try the hardest have never gotten one. Never. Oh! Oh! Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God! That's fucking... Oh my God! Oh my god! Oh my god! That's fucking... Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Dude, I played Duck, Duck, Goose. I lost my mind, so I played Duck, Duck, Goose.

Yeah. And was pretending Brian was chasing me. The rug and laugh at the end i do like that ah just so unnatural yeah oh man that would be like if i start i start doing the george lopez thing yeah that's it i'm out of here guys um all right alright that's a Tweety's reference right there checking our other show Raccoon Tweety's to get that this is called

the disappointment is loud also I don't know if we watched any of these clips last week we'll just watch them again yeah because we were pulling up the fight companion clips as we were watching because we're trying to keep it fresh for you guys but I think it's about the truck thing again oh okay we watched that on this show yeah yeah yeah it's

being built right now but you do still have that gtd i'm getting rid of that i'm getting rid of the trx what's the gtd this is the the mustangs and that one was posted by uh busy middle 8108 well this is the problem of being friends with a really rich dude is that he's going to get new trucks and new cars and all that stuff, and you're going to just have to keep up with them. But does Brendan have the money to do that? Rogan's a big successful guy, you know? Yeah.

I don't know, dude. I feel like Brendan is going to find it somewhere, dude. Right. He's writing it down. He's like, okay, what car do you have? Okay. Dad. Right. He's writing it down. He's like, okay, what car do you have? Okay. Dad. Dad.

This is called Togan Raps the Fight Companion at Two Hours, posted by Chin's Second Balcony. Let's see here. Respect to the furries. All right. Anybody got anything to promote? I'll be in LOL Comedy Club San Antonio. Great place.

July 12th, 13th, 14th. Come see me. Nice. And I'm giving away a truck. Go to drivefastallgas.com. Search July 8th. It's like a Raptor on steroids. Ooh.

And up with King Chocs. You buy merch to win. Okay. Bye, everybody. You buy merch to win. Yay. We did it. Robert Whitaker did.

What, Jamie? Dude, I thought we... The shop is so dumb that like one of the hats costs as much as the truck. He's like, yep. And then it's a $30,000 drive fast all gas

pair of pants. I want a truck. Damn, dude. It's so hard to just let it all go, right? He thinks he's going to sell a lot of merch so it covers the cost of a truck. Damn, dude. It's so hard to just let it all go, right? He thinks he's going to sell a lot of merch. It covers the cost of the truck. He's going to be in the hole.

There's no way he gets. Yeah. Well, he's not. He's a marketing genius. He gets your attention. But the amount of money he puts into it may not actually end up adding up to it making sense for him personally. Yeah. He's just not a math guy.

He's not a numbers guy. He's a marketing guy. I don't know how much. Oh, there's the truck right there. Is that the one he's giving away? Yeah. Should we buy merch to try and win the truck? Drive fast, all gas.

I'm stupid enough to buy merch to try and win the truck. So I'll definitely do that. Yeah. I mean. Do you think he would like, if I won, do you think he'd be like, oh fuck, that guy won? There's no way it's not like... It's fake. It's fake, dude. I'm willing to believe

in Brennan this time. All he does is lie to you and you're going to believe him? Yeah, dude. As I've said many times, I believe in Brennan Schaub. I think he's the best comedian who's ever done stand-up. I think he's the best podcaster to ever do podcasts except for Daddy Rogan. I think he's the best podcaster to ever do podcasts except for Daddy Rogan. I think he's probably one of the best fighters ever to live.

He's a marketing I mean, I've broken record when it comes to that. He's a black belt in almost everything. He's a renaissance man. He's literally Leonardo da Vinci and people don't see it. It drives me nuts! Nuts! Howard, whatever his name is.

Howard Dean. We're going to go to Connecticut, Iowa, Georgia. We're going to go to the White House. We're going to kick down the door of the month. I love lesbians. All right. So this is called Eric bothered by his T fat K 1000 ghosting leads to bean dip. Admitting sass was Italian bit wasn't appreciated. Posted by Chin Second Balcony.

Let's see here. What? We're still going? We're still here. We'll even do that on Fire and the Kid if it's a bad interview. I'm like, all right, well, thank you for your time. We're going to go to current events. Oh, really?

And we should kick them out. And then you don't get invited to the 1,000th episode. Bro, it would have been A seven hour episode I was exhausted No no no Eric's Maddie wasn't on the One thousandth episode

No no no You know what Here's the reason why You asked him about it Right in front of me It was rude as fuck I did do that Yeah

I didn't realize that Well he was the last That was like going like Hey man I'm having a birthday party Are you free on Saturday And I'd be like I am Just Brandon I didn't realize that. Well, he was the last Hey man, I'm having a birthday party. Are you free on Saturday? And I'd be like, I am. Brent, I can't see Chris. Brent, I can't see Chris.

One of the thousand B. Have to explain. You have to explain it to him, you know, because he won't know. He's got a big shoe in his hands. I could see Chop having like a shoe in his hand blocking Eric's face. Yeah. But look at my favorite shoe.

But you did. Back up. I can't hear you. So that's the only reason why I say that. Yeah, I guess. And you even went like this. You've got to be on. You're going to be on?

I need you. You have to do it. Because I couldn't do it. And then I ended up. He told our synopsis he couldn't do it. And I was like, I'll our sonata he couldn't do it i was like i'll talk to him so right when i saw you i had to get out of the way yeah i didn't know it was like that like yeah well that's why i made it very clear in front of eric yeah look we're not even asking eric that's basically what you you basically said you know I love you man

Do you? Not enough Sasso did his entire interview In Italian Yeah How long? 30 minutes No

The first 10 I was like This is great Then I was like Yeah Yeah It's only good if you run it Into the ground though He did it

That's what I like to do He did it Bean dip is what I like to do. He did it. Bean dip is ready to come out. Where do you even find a clip like that? I guess you just Google search bean dip. Yeah, it's probably a lot easier than you're making it. Yeah, that's true. But I mean, it's such a good clip.

That's why I say that. This one looks up cooking recipes. Why is it taking forever to find bean dip? I'm no cat, dude. I'm no chef. I don't know how they do it, dude. It's like a mystery to me. Yeah, dude.

That clip was wild. Yeah. Let's see here. This is the next little picture we got here. Leaked image of new merch posted by Grayman Dreen. We need these shirts, daddy. Drive fast, all gas. I want to get these tattoos too, dude.

What the hell? You know what I mean? Are you tatted at all? I got no tats. You need to change that. Los Angeles Motor Company. What do you think about that? Is that what the actual merch says?

Obviously not that part, but the Los Angeles Motor Company. Oh, no. This is probably totally fake. What does that even mean? Probably just stating the city, B, or the state. This is a posted by Haphazard. It's called official truck giveaway video. Can't wait for J-Shob to win it.

What's up, guys? Brendan Shob here. I built the ultimate badass truck. If you like rafters, rafter R's, that's cool. This is one of one. You won't see another one like it. And guess what? I'm giving it away. Look at this thing. You're not going to see this anywhere else. It's a one of one F-150 Roush pre-runner. No stones unturned, linked up with the best of the best. Somebody's going to win it. So if you want to win this badass truck, it's pretty easy. Go to

drivefastallgas.com, pick up some merch, and this could be yours. Somebody's going to win this badass truck. Could be you. Okay, so not many people, I'm not a numbers guy, but not many people watch Drive Fast All Gas. So your chances of winning, now I don't want to give away my secret idea, but I am now, because I care about you all watching the show. You have a pretty good chance of winning this truck. Yeah.

If you just buy merch. And it does actually say motor company. I was going to say that right now. Los Angeles Motor Company. What does that actually, the Drive Fast, I'll guess, how are they a motor company? I mean, you know. Is that the new thing? He's going to actually start selling trucks. I don't know. He's going to, is that the new thing? He's going to actually start selling trucks.

I don't know. He's going to mod and sell trucks. It's probably just an aesthetic thing. It's like, oh yeah, you, I like,

DraftFest, I guess, it's not even a YouTube show. Where'd you move the company to be? He could start a car dealer or a truck dealership or a car dealership, you know,

selling trucks to people because he's a marketing genius. He knows about trucks. He knows how to fix them. He knows what's good and what's not by what Rogan tells him. Maybe it starts as a YouTube channel, but then it becomes a business. It's selling. Good idea.

It should say Los Angeles gay company. Yeah. Let's see here. Almost fucked up everything. Let's see here. Almost fucked up everything. Let's see here. The next one is going to be posted by Nate W97131. Fight companions going great B. This is like the part that started like all that fucking,

you know, podcast cringe shit, comedy enforcement. Oh yeah. Easy to try. Everyone started watching this shit and be like, Oh yeah. So Brian Callen called out by Joe

Drogan. I wish we would have watched this last week, but it's here now. Let's see. You start thinking about him as the guy that just lost. That's so wild to me. Yeah. I don't. I don't. I don't either. Especially for somebody that started boxing late in life. I think. He started when he was 23.

I don't think. I still think that Tyson Fury fight. Do you not hear him talking yeah but I'm just saying I'm finishing my thought yeah but you're finishing your thought while he's talking

that's kind of crazy yeah but you we were already having our conversation and then you moved on I'm saying that the idea that Tyson Fury

didn't have a bag of tricks and I mean eventually podcasting with Callan you're're going to lose your cool. Right? Yeah, he's got a bad temper problem, dude. Which one? Rogan or Callan?

Callan. Oh, okay. Yeah. I meant like eventually when you are podcasting with Callan, you're going to lose your cool because Rogan was like, hey, you talked over him, you know? Well, that too, but you're also like, this is a comedy podcast. This motherfucker is not funny,

dude. Yeah, yeah. The basis for entry to the comedy podcast would be being funny and Callan doesn't need it. So yeah, that's going to drive you nuts. Yeah. Nuts! Drive you nuts! This hat always cracked me up, dude. Posted by ConfidentSearch8648.

Yeah, dude. This hat, confident search eight, six, four, eight. Yeah, dude. This hat. Remember? Whoa. Oh yeah. Give a shit about talking about it. Yeah. Obviously fake, but we believed it.

Uh, what's it called? No, it's, uh, that one designer hat. Wait, this is a real hat. Yeah. It's real. The fake. This isn't fake. You don't remember Virgil Abloh's hat.

Like people were like, that's Virgil Abloh. He died, whatever, this and that. No. We talked shit about the fucking hat with the bite out of it. So wait a minute. There's a fish hat. There's the fish thing is fake, obviously. Yeah.

That has a bite. But this one is real? The fish, this hat is fucking real. Holy shit. Yeah. And then people commenting like, you know, you guys are redacted. You guys don't know fashion, which, dude, all facts, B. They weren't serious, though.

We don't know fashion. All facts, no gas, dude. We'll see you. Now it's the shop show. It's only available on Thick Boy YouTube. Cowbats Fight Companion, Food Truck, The Shop Show, The Thick Minute, everything. The Thick Minute. I don't know what that is either oh shit the thick minute what the fuck is the thick minute dude we gotta search that oh my god search that yeah we gotta look that show the thick minute everything

is under thick boy thick with three c's well keep talking to the people i'll look up thick minute so that hat is amazing i i like vaguely remember hearing about a virgil abloh thing but honestly the memory banks aren't pulling it up for me but dude can you imagine just wearing a hat that has a giant bite out of it and it's crazy that both the hat and the fish are two things that exist in life yeah but one of them is real and one of them's not yeah i just would never put on that hat i guess but i guess i'm not a fashion guy really what is the thick minute it didn't show up no i mean i'm assuming it's just shorts but maybe a google search of it maybe running shop thick for one minute look at our stuff pops up too dude there you go dude we're kings on the algorithm i guess we're shop thick minute? For one minute. Our stuff pops up too, dude. There you go,

dude. We're kings on the algorithm. I guess we're the thick minute, dude. It's taking us a thick minute to find it. Yeah, I don't know. We may not find it. I don't think the thick minute's a real thing, dude. Whatever it is, is hilarious. The thick minute,

that's very funny in and of itself. Yeah, it's just a lot of butts right now. Let me keep looking at it. Oh, right, because of thick. That's a problem. That's very funny in and of itself. Yeah, it's just a lot of butts right now. Let me keep looking at it. Oh, right, because of Thick. Yeah. That's a problem for marketing there that I don't know if Shad realizes. If you have Thick in your thing, guys are going to search looking for you, but then they're going to get caught up looking at Jigs. That's marketing genius 101, dude.

Having people get distracted and look at something else. Sex sales, B. Yeah, for other people. Yeah. marketing genius 101 dude having people get distracted and look at something else sex sales be yeah for other people yeah uh all right so this is called drive fast drive all fast gas episode one posted by half past right dude that'd be so funny if you fucked it up uh look at that smile dude wow that's dude I could see myself falling in love with that smile, dude. It's good. It's a good, it's a good smile. Good smile.

Keep on trucking hat 2024. I wonder if that's like a, you know how like they have the NBA finals hats and they just change the year. Like if you wear, if you buy one, keep on trucking hat, dude, marketing genius to put the year on it. Cause you gotta, if you're still trucking, you gotta buy 2025 too now, daddy. Right. And also like those, uh, championship gear, like, you know, a lot of that thick boy merch

that doesn't get sold, you know, where that's going to Africa and all that. Yep. Yep. A bunch of thick boys in Africa. Apparently now let's see all right guys so you've been with me on this entire ford lightning journey now it's actually time to see if the truck is any faster so we got a draggy unit these are the best it's connecting my phone and it records

zero to 60 let's see how we do here Spun out a bunch. Spun out a bunch. First one, 6.4. Too much power. The ass is too light. Those people are so scared. We need some wider tires. It's just spinning.

It's spinning. We added the power. Now we need to figure out the tire situation. I need wider tires. It just spin it. It's spinning. We added the power. Now we need to figure out the tire situation. I need wider, uh, tires. I bet it's far of so about there. Sounds good though.

Looks good. Yeah. It's like a science experiment to see, like you get the dumbest guy, you know, all the money that you can think, like you can get your hands on and see what he does with it. Cause I don't even, I, I'm watching this video of him driving and he's looking at his phone and he go oh man spinning out spinning out and then they put there's some weird sign effect

side effect or sound effect and then he goes uh oh man yeah all right i guess that's a show let's see this is a big deal to the world it's called the world is waking up posted by rocky road to the one three youtuber slash podcaster Brandon looks down at phone while drag racing

his truck on the streets of LA for I'm a total piece of shit subreddit dude he's racing no one to the first drag race that uh where he gets into a crash but no one else was racing but yeah I'm excited to watch those episodes we we do the uh I guess it's not toontown anymore that bugs me too if he doesn't address why he changed it from toontown it's like dude you know i mean right yeah i don't know why maybe it was like in the situation room he's like i want to change the name toontown's a bad name but and they're like you can't address it though i think he might have got sued by disney if anything because toontown

was that game back in the day hilarious yeah, he had to change it like the World Wrestling Federation WWE or whatever. So this is called Eric Grifton at the CM. What is the CM? No idea. But I get the Mr. Potato Head thing. He got really mad because the lady called him Mr. or the Uber driver called him

Mr. Potato Head. And you can tell this is not edited at all. That's really what he looks like on stage. That's literally him. Yeah. Anyways. Big shoes. Big shoes. Favorite shoes. Imagine drinking out of them. This is called Bapa was about to pop off with his expert MMA analysis,

but Daddy Rogan wasn't having it. Posted by Mitchie Slick LBC. Let's see. You can't tie that toe to the other toe? You can, but it's going to be compromised. You're still not a hundo yeah it hurts now now this is if this is connor yeah you're still not a hundo years ago he's fighting all these fight yeah excuse me he fought chad mendez with a blown fucking knee and still beat him i know yeah and it was on short notice still beat him so

don't get it twisted like connor's savage, and he's a fighter's fighter. But this, I think finally his team was like, dude, I'm addicted. I'll take one of those. What was the point of that clip? It's basically just Rogan cutting him off when he's giving MMA analysis. Ah, okay. Can you play it one more time? Yeah.

Let's see here. You can't tie that toe to the other toe? You can, but it's going to be compromised. You're still not a hundo. If this is Conor six years ago, he's fighting all day. He fought Chad Mendes with a blown fucking knee and still beat him. And it was on short notice. Still beat him.

So don't get it twisted. Conor's a savage and he's a fighter's fighter. But this, I think finally his team was like, dude, I'm addicted. Sorry, now I see it. Rogan was annoyed by Boppa doing his classic interrupting bit and then saying a bunch of nonsense. It's like Rogan has very father energy in here. Like, he loves his son.

He loves Brandon, but he's, like, annoyed. So he's like, all right. All right. Okay. Yeah, sure. Sure.

Sure. And then he sees Brandon doing something. He finds not great drinking Diet Coke. So he's like Diet Coke. Now Brandon may have to stop drinking Diet Coke. Yeah. May have lost that. Yeah.

I see what you're saying, Brendan. But do you think that Connor cleans his room? Rain energy? Rain energy? Rain energy? Okay. I had to pick up all your fucking rains off the ground, Brendan. He just leaves in there. Yeah. This is posted by

Big Shoots called Mr. Shop Yo Mouth. As you can see, it's just weird. It's got this weird, what is it called? Great white underbelly tone to it, right? His mouth? Yeah.

Like the YouTube show? Yeah, you know what I'm saying, right? He looks like a crackhead. That's what I'm trying to say with what I'm saying, man. Yeah, he does have the, he has the mouth of a drug addict in this clip for sure. Yeah. Yeah, dude, that's crazy. Let's see.

This next one is called Shopzilla posted by Petrovsky dude. This is a very funny to me. See what you think. I love you, Texas. I love you, Texas. I love you, Texas. I love you. There's always one guy. No fucking way. Dude, whoever made this is amazing.

Oh, man. Yeah, you put in it. Look, when you're doing these clips, the chefs, they put in everything they love. So this is clearly someone who, like, loved Godzilla or maybe those old video games that you play

where the giant gorilla's throwing bananas or knocking down buildings or whatever. It's like a combination of, like, our childhood and then what we love now. I love it.

It was nostalgic. Yeah. Let's take a look at that. That dude was going to touch this fucking Tesla down. As he says, he's taking a nacho. Was that? Nothing can stop Godzilla. There's no way.

Trying to save the city, but he's like, okay, Mr. Whole Foods, after a missile hits him. Get the nacho cheese, though. Am I that Mr. Whole Foods after a missile hits him. Get the nacho cheese from my back. My back, Mr. Whole Foods. My back. That guy had a family. That guy,

that guy doing the helicod raided a whole family. Shit. Chavez, no heart, dude. I'm not an anti-vax man. I. Chavez, no heart, dude. It's all their marketing. They fund this whole thing under their marketing. Not operations, work, speed, and all that stuff.

They're really trying to get everyone to get vaccinated. They're like, yeah, go to Krispy Kreme, buy a dozen donuts, get vaccinated. He has heart coming out of his mouth. Dude, this is so good. Yeah. Yeah. Cool story, bro know I love Donald. It's so funny. It was a cool story, bro, to the tank.

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I was like, oh, shit. I was like, oh, shit. I was like, oh, shit. I was like, oh, shit. I was like, oh, shit. I was like, oh, shit. We're going to put that explanation point. Godzilla doing standup is so funny to me. It's a good bit.

I'm going to lay low for a little bit on the back stage. Really? Really? It's all marketing, man. Like, you need to hire some just fine piece actor we've never heard of. Just blast him all over the news,

right? Just someone who's fine. Get him on there and just put him all over the news, all over the nation. Like, yeah, dude, I got the Johnson Johnson. I feel pretty good.

I feel great, actually. I'm being honest with you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How many people do you think he killed in this thing? So many.

Yeah. Don't blame him. Blame Godzilla, dude. Blame the team. Yeah, Godzilla is crushing it. He meant like, what if Godzilla, this is like, what if Godzilla, while destroying a city, was also doing stand-up

he has a microphone in his hand he's batting fucking killing people we got a mountain problem mountain lion problem

y'all King Kong ain't got shit on me you have a line of bros at CBS just like just trying to do my part man just You don't have a line of bros at CBS just like... Just trying to do my part, man.

That was great, dude. That was good shit. Man, that's a ticket to the next level right there. We're still waiting on that There'll Be Blood shop, dude. There'll Be Shop or something. Yeah, keep making movies to the star. It always works really well. The Star Wars thing was great.

Fuck, this Godzilla thing was amazing. What's the next thing? What's next, dude? Sopranos, possibly. Let's see here. This is the last thing for the day. It's called At Borderline. It's called Stumbled Upon This While House Sitting.

Should I leave? Man. D'Elia Callan 20. Brian could really use a win right now. What four years, like what difference can be made in four years? You know, like this is a,

this was a shirt you could buy. And they didn't even remember it after D'Elia got canceled. They didn't even know each other, but they had a shirt that they made, that they both made money off of. Well, no, they went to dinner once. So maybe they talked about that right right and that that's where

the shirt came from yeah i like zooming in to see if there's anything like any hidden bits i'm like the heating or like the cold hot warm but no but yeah that's it for this week dude all right see you next week