10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub IS GONNA FIGHT NATE DIAZ | 10 Minutes of Schaub #125

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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We're still so thankful for 10,000 subscribers and growing. But anyways, that's not why you're here. You are here to watch Tim as a shop. So start the timer and play the chin clip. All right, so it's been quite quite the week at chang's as you guys all know because nate diaz all this stuff i found the first uh meme really encapsulates the week right right so let's go ahead and take a look at this it's called how good is chang's right now posted by hey mark wigsky papa cries about sh cries about Shane Carwin's CTE. I heard about that.

Chin thinks Antarctica is walking distance. Nate Diaz big old puss tweet. And Boppa replies to Nate with an all-time redacted response. So that's basically what happens at Chang's this week. So that's a little. That's a really good breakdown of the week, you know? Yeah. Every week.

But that's, yeah, if a breakdown can be done on your week with a Vince McMahon meme, not a good sign. No, not the best of signs. Let's see the first one here. Nate is homeless as fuck, posted by Nighthawk772. You know, we've already seen this. Brendan, the big old pussy shop. Such a classic, funny way of saying something. At 10.05 in the morning.

Right. He woke up, Chris, whatever day the 18th was morning. Was that yesterday? Yeah, dude. Friday morning. Yeah, that was yesterday. And he just said, you know what? I'm going to tweet that Schaub is a pussy.

Yeah. Pretty funny. Great. You think he tweeted that because Schaub was crying? Probably about that Shane Carman thing. I have no clue. Honestly, I've been sick. Yeah, I missed the Shane Carman thing too, but somebody messaged me about it and they're like man this it's papa's like nuts like um they called him uh he tried to make it all about

himself is what they said oh is that on this will we see yeah yeah i thought so i think so i don't know if we if we miss it in the subset please comment and then uh we'll go over it on the stream or something. But I think I got the clip where he does that. Yeah, I find it hard to believe that we wouldn't watch that. Yeah. Bubba with the comeback to that same tweet. Oh, bud, I prob got 20 pounds on you.

Prob is so funny. Yeah. He doesn't have the time to spell out probably, or he's worried that if he spells out probably there could be some could be a problem i probably got 20 pounds on you so not too far off he's like hunging out with a jelly roll too much dude yeah also bringing up how much pounds you have in a fight it's like if you're really good at fighting why would you bring up that right it's kind of like that you're trying to yeah you're trying you're trying to be like i could obviously beat you up because i'm bigger than you you know that right yeah you wouldn't say that if you're fighting, why would you bring up that, right? It's kind of like you're trying to be like,

I could obviously beat you up because I'm bigger than you. You know that, right? Yeah. You wouldn't say that if you're confident about winning. This is also important to say 421, same day. Way after the enemies. And also way after his tweet. I thought he was up at four in the morning, dude.

Yeah, so he thought about this response for many, many hours and still has only put out prop yeah i probably got 20 pounds on you so not too far off i'll snap your neck set up a grappling match and let me know how it goes for you have one of your handlers read this tweet and get back to me um stone cold steve was making me laugh really hard on the discord last night uh it's like listen if you're in that grappling match you're gonna know how it goes for him he doesn't have to let you know yeah that doesn't what does that mean yeah um diaz war nate would choke you out and slap you unconscious people commenting uh let's see what the next one is uh dicey dicey posted by schemo 2320 um he posted this to his instagram not sure what that set this

dude off mentioning cte. I assume all good. Do something about it, bud. I'm not hard to find. Have your handlers set up a grappling match. Let's see how it goes for you. Um, dude, I've never heard the word handler until Rogan said he needs a handler. Yeah. It's like he's taking the disc labeled on him and putting it on other people.

A little bit of projection. Ever heard of it? Right? You're the one who needs a handler. Probably Nate also needs a handler too, but the both of you do. But that's the funniest tweet I've seen from Nate. Yeah. Pretty good stuff.

I'm not sure that makes him need a handler. Also, all he said was six words, and Shaw was like going off the handle about it. Yeah. Come see me. You know where I am. Set it up. Let me know how that goes. This one's posted by McGreezy.

Gold nuggets in Nate's replies. He's a bitch, bro. I seen him in Detroit. He was quick to get away from his only two fans that they said, you know what? He, we gave this fool a chance. Fuck him. And they proceeded to throw shit at the sprinter van and he went into hiding. All right.

So not the brightest of stones or whatever. Yeah, yeah, not the sharpest or smartest of tools. Yeah, he's a bitch, bro. I've seen him in Detroit. He was so quick to get away with his only two feet. Yeah, it's a little too fast writing for me to really get it. But they said, you know what? We gave this fool a chance.

Fuck him. And they pursued it. So there's no quotations. He needs a quotation in this. Yeah, there needs some punctuation in here. Run on sentences. That's what Twitter's first name was going to be. Runonsentences.com.

Right, right, right. Instead, they made it Twitter. Let's see. And I did message Nate Diaz to be on the show. I sent him an Instagram message. He'll never see it. But if you tweet stuff like this, you got to come on Tim as a shop, in my opinion. Well, you got a welcome seat in one of these big red chairs.

Because you're a savage. Savage. Fire. Scooter bag. He really did that. Andrew Schultz is definitely going to talk about this, right? Man, he really, really went out there with that. He's like, I mean, let's really think about this, though.

Brandon Schaaf is a pussy. This one's posted by Lumumbao. It's called, Reminder, this happened the last time Bapa had the opportunity to snap Nate's neck. I disagree.

Hey, man, what's up? You didn't win four rounds? You didn't win four rounds? What rounds? You didn't know this? Try. Don, you tried. You didn't win four rounds. You didn't win 14. You didn't know this. You tried. You tried. You tried. You tried.

You tried. It was at this moment that he knew. He fucked up. I know. I know. I know. he fucked up. I don't have no problem with you. Fuck you. And they called him a bitch yeah

and Shag was fine like in person doesn't have nothing to say doesn't count right yeah keep that same energy papa

at all times online you're a real tough guy yeah little keyboard warrior but when you're there with Nate he calls you a bitch yeah he calls you a bitch your face

where were you dude you gotta be a hawk every night right you got beans hawk every night. Right? You got beans and cheese every night. Beans and cheese? Beans and cheese.

Dude, look, look. I'm a little bop, okay? But yeah, beans and cheese every night. You're not ready for your fucking... You're not ready for what Nate has in store for you. Mm-hmm. Let me know how that goes. Yeah. Right?

Yeah. What do you think? You're a fucking Henryry ford's son yeah we got a bop a problem y'all you know what i'm saying yeah he's an idiot uh all right let's see what's next here i think that's it for nate diaz this week it may come up again this one is posted by natsum elio what the hell kind of name is that? Do you read that? Nat some, he Hugo. Hey, we did it.

It's called Brian runs from confrontation. I'm assuming that's Brian on the left. It's so funny that, yeah, you can tell it cause it's the hoodie, the classic drawstring hoodie thing. Whatever podcast this is, it's hilarious that Brian's on it.

Also it's sponsored by jerk me. I never want to find myself on shit like this, dude. I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm on this show. I'm like, why does it say Jerkmate up there? I'm out. I'm out.

That's enough of me, dog. What the fuck are you doing here? What the fuck going on? Oh, what are you doing here? Stop. What are you? Oh. What the fuck is this, bitch?

I didn't see him run. He immediately got up and left. He didn't say anything to the guy. What are you doing here? Stop! What are you- Oh! Wait, what- I didn't see him run. He immediately got a vent left. He didn't say anything to the guy. What are you doing here? Stop! What are you- Oh! Wait, what the fuck are you doing? Stop! Who the fuck is this? What is wrong with you?

Oh! He is! He is! I'm not fucking her! And his dick is bigger! And his dick is bigger! My dick is not bigger! And I'm not fucking her! What are you doing up here? What are you doing? Are you fucking with me? Oh, he is. He is. I'm not fucking her. And his dick is bigger. And his dick is bigger. My dick is not bigger. And I'm not fucking her.

Yeah, he is. And what? My dick is medium to best. I've been using a dick pump. I grew an inch. Get out of here. What the fuck is wrong with you? You got your location off your honesty.

Get the fuck out of here. Brian, I need your help. I'm scared. Brian. Jiu-Jitsu. Taekwondo. He left. He did something. Damn, that was fast.

Where'd he go? Did he leave? Was that like a prank video on Brian or something? Brian! Yo, she set it up! This is the viral thing. I'm not fucking, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'll be out here with that. I don't get involved in those, like, those fucking, like, lover's spats. I'm like, not for me.

I'm not getting involved in that. Oh, my God. I was like, nope. I know that's domestic shit. I'm like, no. I'm out. The back door was pretty tough. I was like, damn.

Dude. I'm out. Dude, this is brutal. Oh. I'm not saying, like, I would do anything differently. I hope I would. But, like, Jesus, he's always like. I'm not saying I would do anything differently. I hope I would. But like, Jesus, he's always like, I'm tough. I'm going to keep you busy.

He didn't keep anyone. You left faster than fucking the gringo poppy. If standing up for a woman with a stand-up special, your stand-up special would be the gringo poppy. You're out of there. You are gone in 60 seconds. Wow. That's horrible. I would never want that

to be on the internet. I would almost stand up just because I knew it was on camera. Like, well, I might as well die instead of being a coward. Oh my God. And then he comes back and he admits it on camera. Oh yeah, I would never stand up for a woman. This is a quintessential thing. There was,

we talked about the thing that happened in the open mic community where this guy hit a girl and all these tough guys were like, oh, if I was there, dude, I would fucking, oh, he's lucky. Yeah.

And they wouldn't do anything. Just like Brian did nothing. This is, you're safer, you're more likely to be saved by an elephant running in the zoo than a male comedian. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

An African man. Where was the African man when you needed him? Where was the yelling African man, Brian? You fucked up. Let's see what else happens. Holy shit. No, no, no, I'm not dealing with that. Boyfriend, girlfriend shit, see ya.

Yeah. Yeah, that was... That I'm not dealing with that. Boyfriend, girlfriend shit, see ya. Yeah. As if that's more dangerous. The gangster person here, this one. Sinatra. Not me. Not me. I was like, that's her boyfriend and she's here.

I'm like, see ya. So sad that he thinks this is funny. I was going to let them fight it out and I was like, I'll come back. But I'm not domestic violence. Fuck off. Oh, God. Brian sucks so much. Oh, he's awful. Yeah.

He's just a bad guy. He's like a bad person. He's so, he's like, he's a bad guy, and he shows his utter cowardice and conflict, and then he comes back and he thinks that's funny. Oh, my God. At least have some shame. Yeah, dude.

Look at the stupid face. He doesn't even know that this is bad. He doesn't know. He's unaware that, like, everybody else knows that he fucked up. They're laughing, but they realize. And he has no idea because he's just not a good person. Damn, that was some genius-ass jerkmate shit right there, dude, where they're like, this fool's going to run out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if you're on the jerkmate podcast, you got to know something's going to go haywire. Oh, yeah, I'm sure everything's going to be above board now that I'm on spank or fucking. Spank my ass. Yeah, right. Fucking porn.com X videos.

I'm doing the X videos podcast. Spank mate. Hey, Papa, what you doing, dude? I'm going to jerk mate right now. What are you doing? How's your career going? I'm interviewing with, I'm on the show. It's those same people that do this game will make you last six seconds.

I'm on adult friend finder, their podcast. Oh, that was great. Let's see what else we got here. Okay. So various concept two, six,

one, five posted this one. It's called guy has a different car every month, but claims he is in no position to help Shane Carwin took advantage of Shane's tragic situation to get sympathy reviews on his podcast and social media scumbag. Any thoughts? A guy has a different car every month, but Clancy's in no position. The fucking face you're so funny. Yeah, that's he's just, yeah, he's just stupid.

He's a stupid person. Yep. Insane. He's my goat. Let's see here. This one is just a quick, you know, quick little BGL-y posted by Baby Baby. Say what you want about him, but he did make some of the finest dishes that Kitchen has ever seen. Oh, yeah. He's one of our guys. Yeah. Great guy. Never met him. Yeah. Thank him.

All right. So here we go. This is a long clip. Papa doesn't know where the North Pole is. And Brian calls Chin a low information ignorant person. Long and heated argument ensues. Posted by Mitchie Slick LBC. So very interesting what happens here.

And I think there's a continuation clip after this. Okay. Let's see. It's like this. Sandal is here. Ant. Sandal is here. Santa lives here. Great start.

How was T-Pack K this week? Find out where Santa's at. I was listening while cleaning bathrooms. Hey. Santa gay. Santa gay. Polar bears live here. Yeah. Santa doesn't want to be eaten by polar bears, so he's up here. That's how you remember it. Yep. Polar bears are down here. Yep. Why do eaten by polar bears so he's up here that's how you remember it polar bears are down here

why do they show polar bears at the North Pole? because polar bears are in the Arctic and the Arctic would be the North Pole that's an interesting fact they also show them drinking Coca-Cola I love it. It's fun. I drink Coca's

Polar Bear do it too. Everybody like Coca-Cola Polar Bear. We pockets out a Polar Bear drinking Coca-Cola. I got Black Bear on podcasting all day.

We're talking about where Santa Claus is and I remind everybody that how funny a Coca-Cola pointed panda bear is. And Adam Sandler. Like when Adam Sandler does stupid rednecks. Everyone's Adam Sandler on this podcast. everybody that how funny a coca-cola pointed panda bear is and adam sandler like an adam sandler does stupid rednecks

everyone's adam sandler on this part i'm in a red chair with a big hoodie on i got a hot intern and chinese guy korean guy i call him chinese by korean we all know he chinese

to me everything is the same. And Arctic is the South Pole. Make sure I'm right about that. I think we all learned something here today. Where's the North Pole? The North Pole is the Arctic. And the Kent Arctic.

Where is the North Pole? I mean, I'm not going to even, I don't know either. I'm not gonna even I don't know either I'm not gonna sit here in judgment When I don't know I mean remember when I said When I said I was like

What was the country I said was up there That's down here Australia Was it Australia? Yes It wasn't Antarctica or whatever? I'm pretty sure it's Australia It could have been both honestly

Honestly yeah Yeah I'm on my Boppa level When it comes to geography, almost. That was the podcast today, Chin. I learned about polar bears, Santa Claus. Polar is Antarctica. Watch this.

Let's see if I'm right. The Arctic and Antarctica are located in north and south poles. Okay. Located in northern. The Arctic is center North and South poles. Okay. Northern. The Arctic is center of the North pole. Okay. So the Arctic has the North pole where Santa lives. South pole.

As I said, so Santa, so Santa lives in the, the amount of, why is it important? Why is it important to know where Australia is? No, this specific,

why is it important to know where Africa is? It's the same thing? Seven days ahead. Here's what I'm asking, guys. You guys have kids, right? Would you rather have your kids know to be a hard worker, good singer, musician, whatever, or know these things?

That's both. It's called both. It's called being anti-capitalist. I don't have to choose. I don't have to choose. You don't know. That's both. It's called both. It's called being educated. That's right, but you have to choose. No, I don't have to choose. I don't have to choose. That's my point. You don't either. My point is like, why is it so important? My point is that it's not at all.

My point is you should know why it's important to know the difference. That's what I'm saying. Nobody told you why it's important. I've been to Australia. It's amazing. Do I have to know it's not in Europe? Yes, you do. Why the fuck?

You do. This is so funny because we had the same conversation kind of. Not as intense, dude. No, no, not. We agreed that I should know these things. Yeah, where Australia is. But I still stand on like it's weird that it's not part of Europe. I know it's super far away.

Right. But they're essentially European. My mom thought less of you when I told her about that. Whatever, dude. No, I'm serious. I'm 100% serious. And I'm 100 of you when I told her about that. Whatever, dude. Rosa needs a handler. I'm 100% serious. And I'm 100% serious when I say Rosa needs a handler. She does.

Let's see. Why? Because it has relevance to the world. Because if you're a low information person, if you're a low information person, you'll be ignorant and you'll be part of the problem. Do you think I'm a low information ignorant? Brandon Chobb's face is so funny.

Brian's like saying that Chops is ignorant. Chops the whole time is like, where does Santa live? Yeah, that's what he's thinking about. The whole time he's... I have my Santa Jordans on right now. I do. Oh, wow.

But you just admitted it. No, no, no. Hold on. I don't know the location wow but you just admitted it a bit ignorant no no no hold on because i don't know the location or the but but wait wait you just admitted you just said why do i need to know this why do you need to know where the arctic and antarctica that the north and the south why do i same thing happened in germany you should know why why why africa what stupid. It's like the golden hour where he just yells things. It's a comedy podcast, folks. So funny. Your thing to yell is, let's go Germany

Nazis. Is a continent. Why is Africa a continent? Why is Africa a continent? Because it stands on its own. But Asia would be a continent why is africa a continent because it stands on its own okay so but asia would be a continent too that's actually attached to what europe okay so why do you need to know that though oh oh dude but brian brian uh brian this is stuff that we learned in elementary school

for the same reason you want to know for, why one times one is equal to one. In other words, there are certain base understandings about the world that give you perspective. Knowledge. By the way, I'm on Chin's side. You fuck with knowledge? Yeah, I mean, to some extent, I'd like to know these things, but the importance of knowing exactly where Australia is, all you really need to know is it's 70 to the head. Yeah.

Right? There are things you should know is it's 70 to the head. Yeah. Right? Mm-hmm. You know, there are things you should know. Taquitos are not keto. Mm-hmm. Like, if you don't know that. Yeah. You should know how to pronounce, like,

standard dishes you might eat. Ca-ni-sa! Sorry. No, my bad. That was just coming to mind. My bad. I'm sorry. That was good.

That was good. And otherwise, you'll be otherwise. If I was, like, super into, like, you know, geography and all that stuff, then I get it. Nobody otherwise, you'll be otherwise. If I was like super into like, you know, geography and all that stuff, then I get it. Nobody's telling you to be super into geography.

I'm not super into geography. There are certain things you should know about. That's all I'm saying. Okay, fine. Give them a musical note. Yeah, exactly. So on those,

the guitar has six strings. What are all those notes? Brian might know that. A, B, C. A, B, C. In order from top to bottom. G. G. There's a G. From top to bottom. F, right?'t know so you know what you suck you should know more about music history is important

music history is important that's a funny thing to hear on tfk it'll be so great if they're just arguing a friend it's like where the fuck does santa lay yeah where what are all the names on uh little brow's last album what are the names of his song do you know that by the way elephants and donkeys got big ears is the strings of a guitar e-a-d-b-g-e okay there you go you just learned something you're gonna forget in five minutes oh yeah i don't even know what Australia is still. My bad. I didn't mean to play it. I'm aware of what that is. And I'm aware of why that's important.

I was in Australia with Brendan. Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Jim's aware of Africa, though. Jim, watch this. I'm very aware, though, of why music is important. Why?

Historically. Why music is important culturally. Why music is important as a form of expression and the reason i know why it's important is because it informs out my life and makes my life more rich by the way so wait wait hold on go ahead also i also know i also know enough to know what i don't know and why that's a black man walks in he runs away he's like fuck it's like a fedex guy ryan's like ducking behind the chair the fedex guy's like uh viability so for example let me let me give you an example i think it's important in life to know

why for example led zeppelin is astonishing as a group and, oh, I don't know. You know they copied a lot of their music, right? Whatever the case, that's also important. Did you know that? Yeah, I do. That's also important. They copied a lot of the blues. They copied a lot of the blues people that they looked up to. They literally stole songs from other artists. But see, that's also

important to them. You didn't know that, do you? I didn't know that. Then why are they astonishing artists if they stole music? They stole some of the riffs but made them actually no it's almost identical you want to do this let's do it i've done it i've done it i know exactly what you're talking about led zeppelin's still an astonishing band that's just so bad i don't even want to watch all this no no it's horrible terrible led zeppelin's still an astonishing band they are but yeah but it's like why would you say that why is he arguing that's what i don't understand to begin with it's hard not to tune out when they start doing all that shit yeah when

brian starts talking i literally paused it right when i started tuning out i was like oh i don't want to watch this this is so bad this is terrible i like then the whole time sanaz is just like is my life ending right now is it is we're gonna am i wearing a thick boy jersey does my jersey say burt on it it looks like it says burt whatever it says redacted original music so they they they but so what i'm saying is that i'm using them just to say i know that pavarotti was an amazing singer oh dude i don't know how i paused it before that saying it was so bad, and then it got worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Pavarotti. Shut up. And the two C-clamps. What came first, the C-clamps or the Brian and Brendan duo? I don't know, dude. Were they doing C-clamps as kids? Like, how big is the crayon, you know, kind of thing? Probably.

Both of them just C-clamped out. Pavarotti. He was an amazing singer, and I know where he stands in the pantheon of opera singers. And the reason I know that he was able to hit that tenor note in Nessum Dorma, and the reason it wasn't sung at the Met for eight years was because nobody else could do that.

Chin is homeless, dude. He's laughing. Yeah, he's like, this is going to get clipped. Brendan's like, you really laughing right now, bro? This is important stuff, dudendan's like you really laughing right now bro this is important stuff dude santa's about to come up right now i doubt that uh yeah he probably thinks yeah i doubt he knows who pavarotti is or anything about the pantheon of opera singers whatever you know why i know that because it's no because i want to hear that note because it's i'm gonna look at the note it's culturally but it's... I want to hear that note. Because it's culturally... I'm going to look it up, the note. It's culturally... But it's culturally significant.

Like, it makes my life more rich that I know the meaningful difference between things. And all I'm saying is that don't say, why do I need to know this? The reason you need to know this is because it makes you less ignorant. I don't need to. I don't need it.

It's not benefiting my life. No, it will make your life more rich. Of course, if I'm interested in it, I'll fucking learn more, but I don't need it. But that's like saying you don't need to learn another language. I want to learn another language. Sanaj, shut the fuck up right now.

I just lose it. This is like on the brink of never existing. Oh, the show? Yeah. Yeah, hopefully not. That's a great show on pods. I mean, look at, shop is asleep right now. CT, side effect.

He just falls asleep randomly. Yeah, but I don't need to do it, but I would rather do that. You lost Brendan. I'd rather do that. I need more hair, I'll tell you that much. Look at the freaking continents

and be like, what the fuck? No, but Chin, that's basic education. Hold on, those are dorma? First of all, it's really easy, Chin. Yeah. First ofa? First of all, it's really easy. Yeah. First of all, it's really easy also to fill in those gaps.

Super easy. Like, you just learned it. Brian, so what do you think I'm doing right now? What's the North Pole? What is it? It's the Arctic. It's where Santa lives, Brian. Oh, man.

Oh. Nothing really we can say about this. No, no. It was a good clip though it's just the best comedy podcast of all time the south snowman I'm going to pee while you guys are arguing about the north pole and they're both guys even Shab can't tell you

so we'll stop there because we pick up where that leads off later we need something else to lighten up the mood dude alright there we go That leads off later. We need something else to lighten up the mood, dude. Yeah. All right, there we go. This one's posted by Corn Toasty. Throwback to the time Brandon lied about being first on the scene to a high-profile accident that had to be tracked down by the cops.

I think it's a magazine article. Let me look this up really quick. Do you want to talk a little bit about it? Yeah, I mean, it's a funny picture. It looks like it's from the past. I't remember this particularly but uh i think it's the moana thing oh yeah do you guys watch moana yeah you guys like moana so it's just an article talking about how the cops had reached out to him um as okay previously reported brennan shopper counted saying the children whose father reportedly drove into oncoming traffic in order to, you know, end the lives of a lot of people.

Schaub revealed that he and his wife were driving off the 101 in Encino. Yeah, we already know the story, dude. Yeah. Okay. It's a hardcore. Let's go ahead and go to the next chin for this clip. Okay, here we go. You see the resemblance or just me, same guy or long lost brother posted by Carl's Bukowski.

You know, PTSD for me. I'm terrified of this guy. It's just out. Yeah, dude. In disguise. I can see it. The hair for sure. Yeah.

Let's see what we got next. Okay. This one's supposed by Icarus Lives. I haven't seen Icarus Lives in a while. You look bad, bro. You don't look Iranian, bro. Dude, you don't look American out of anybody. You look bad, bro. Brian looks the most fucking Russian.

I usually do this right after cardio. This is like a cardio session. Wow, dude. You look like one of those turkeys when they tie it up and it gets all lined out. I usually do this right after cardio. So this is like a cardio session. Wow, dude. Yeah. You look like one of those turkeys when they tie it up and it gets all like kind of like lined out. What? You know what I'm talking about? When they put that rope around that ham and it's got all the fucking.

Oh, my six pack. Yeah. Damn. Oh, my six pack. I didn't know what that end game could be like, baby. That's freaking wild, dude. Congratulations, man. Think you'll ever move back to Cali?

Well, let's see what this guy has to say. Get the volume on, Riley. No, hold on. So you're not going back, bro? Hmm? You're not going back, bro? Hmm? You're not going? I'm going back, dude. Fuck you, bro.

This is a question. Turn the question on, Riley. I can't even throw my mic. There's no sound coming. There is sound. Fix the damn thing. I couldn't even throw my mic away because y'all made fun of me for the way I laugh on the podcast. Who did?

Shut the fuck up. That extra 12 months makes a big difference. If you're 20 and she's 17, people will get very upset with you. Even in places where it's legal. Where it is legal in a few places, which is kind of weird. And if you are

35 and she's 17, you can't be a comedian anymore. Are you sure? I don't know. I don't know. Who knows? Who knows? I don't know. I'd be Steve. Hot tiff in the street? That's pretty dope.

I'd be Big Bob. Fat Patrick. You gave me cash. Calm down, bro. Fat Patrick is so funny, dude. And then the face and the way he's dressed when he gets called Fat Patrick. He almost becomes the character of Fat Patrick there. He's doing like a Fat Patrick cartoon face. We just saw the birth of it.

Yeah. He'd be a great character on SpongeBob. Even I'd never seen the show, but he'd fit in. Damn. I gave you cat. Yeah, but you gave me cat. Bro, this is a joke, dude. He's about to fight you, dog.

Do you feel pressure, though, next week? Huh? Do you feel pressure next week? For what? Oh, man. Anyways, nice little levity. That douche. Okay, so this one is not the Shane Carwinter thing, I believe.

It's posted by ConfidenceSearch8648. Your boy is backing himself and turning his garage at home into a content studio. So there was a lot of discussion about this in the Discord this last week. Yeah. That he's making a Thick Boy Studios at his apartment or house, something.

I mean, it could be his house. We saw his house looks like with a rogue ad. Yeah. It looked pretty nice. Let's see. We're creating a content garage because we keep renting out garages to shoot all the content for the giveaways.

So enough of that bullshit. So I got to turn my garage into the content garage. At your house? Yep. Oh, cool. I'm sure Maskin loves that. I got to clear that out like today. I already ordered the lights,

you know, the cool, trendy TikTok lights. I'll have to do something with the garage floor, but we'll do it out of there. Me and Mark decide that. Get the lights coming tomorrow. I'll clean out the garage and we'll shoot on Friday. We'll shoot it live? Six months.

Six months of shooting in the garage. Oh, my God. It's just like, I don't even know what to say. Look at his face. Like, he's terrified. Jack Fats, I'll get that guy. I mean, of course we ordered the TikTok.

He wants to be like a guy that gets it. Yeah. Like he knows everything. He's like, you know what we gotta do? The obligatory review of Taylor Swift's new album. Random, like,

doesn't make sense. They ordered the lights, you know, the cool trendy shut up dude tiktok lights if you like the lights just say you like the lights and use them you dumb bitch got these sick ass lights they use them on tiktok yeah if you're a big tiktok guy say that you know i love tiktok i've always been a tiktok guy and i'm getting the lights i'm pretty excited about it just fucking turn it into one of those interior design videos. Oh, am I going to listen to you

though? Yeah, I guess not. Who are you? Right. Jellyroll shot you out once. You think you're the fucking king, dude. That's right. I don't matter. I don't count, but Jellyroll did share my tweet on TikTok. Wrong camera. He was mad. He was mad that I tweeted about him.

Yeah, dude. That's about him. Yeah, dude. That's so funny. Yeah, dude. Am I going to listen to you or the marketing genius? He knows how Gen Z is. Gen Z's like, not really cared about anything,

so he's just talking like that. Yeah, you're right. He's a marketing genius. Oh, I had four rains this morning. I sleep in a Helix mattress. Yeah, it's a lot better than what I got going on. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, keep your mouth shut when it comes to knowing how to back yourself or bet on yourself, that's fair where do you have a garage i don't even have a garage well actually no i do have a garage actually we're in it right now right uh this one's posted by road what is that road axe axe Best friends check revised. Very funny. I want to see what you think, dude. All right. Let's see here.

Best friends check. Who pretends to be a celebrity? Whose husband cheats on them? Who makes up stories at Starbucks? Who is a failed actress? Who is more sensitive? Who's friends with an arrogant twat? Who takes their premature baby shopping?

Who sells fake designer handbags on their social media? Who's a talentless hack? Damn, dude. That was fucking mean. God damn, dude. I mean, there's other stuff that she posts that is so stupid, dude. Yeah, I guess if you're a public person, if you're a gadushable, you're going to get gadushed. It's not even that she's associated with Shab. It's just that I hate people that post luxury online.

It's kind of lame, yeah. Yeah, dude. Yeah. So, you know, twinkle toes out of here, dude. Whatever you say. What did they say? I don't even know what they say anymore. I'm probably going to do that if I ever get a chance.

All right. So this one's posted by jbree777. It's called 10k bet. I know this place isn't the biggest fan of Red Bar, but his coverage of Shab always has me dying. It's called 10 K bet. I know this place isn't the biggest fan of red bar, but his coverage of shop always has me dying. Let's see here. This is all spot the clip. Come on,

Jules. Give me what I want. Jules. I'm just being vulnerable. It's so funny when he does his voice. Okay. Let's see what happens here with this bet that he can't afford. It's a Padres game,

right? And I'm there with my brother and my, Oh, the end of the game. He knocked him out. Head kick. with this bet that he can't afford. It's a Padres game, right? And I'm there with my brother and my... Oh! The end of the game. He knocked him out, head kick. Poirier knocked out the head kick. Savage. Yes!

I mean, Gaethje knocked him out. What are you so excited about? Yes! Let's go! Run me my fucking money! Oh, did you see that? Brandon is so stupid, he got excited just because a fighter won. Not remembering quite that he, you know, was on the line for 10 days.

Watch his face here. Head kick. Yes. I mean, Gaethje knocked him out. Yes. Let's go. Run me my fucking money. He remembered the bet. You thought maybe he'd be like, God. Run me my fucking money. Oh, he remembered the bet.

You thought maybe he'd be like, nah, we were probably just playing with that bet. Not Bradley Martin. He like gambles for a living. He's the type of guy who will do what they do in the movies, where if it's like you're a day late, now he's not your friend anymore, and he's going to use violence to get his money. He really is from that mindset. They shook on it. They shook on it. Okay, let's see what Brendan says here.

Look at Bradley. So excited. Give him my money as if it's possible. And he's going to sit here and think of, how am I going to get $10,000? So great, dude. Oh, man. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah. Any thoughts on that? I mean, if you bet somebody something and they go run me my fucking money, they yell like that, they're an asshole. That's an asshole move. I mean, it depends on how, you know, the culture of the friendship and stuff like that. You know what I mean?

It was a very competitive atmosphere because it's Gaethje versus Poirier, right? Yeah. So yeah, it's a very exciting feeling. You can't blame that guy. He is an asshole for sure, but in the moment it's like, oh my God, my guy won.

Run me my fucking money, bitch. You know, that kind of thing. That's your takeaway? That's my takeaway, dude. I'm also on shop side always. All right. I think this is the Shane Car carwin clip if i'm not mistaken ronaldo johnston posted this bapa wants ufc slash dana to pay his former training partner 10 to 15

million let's see brother to me and shane struggling man he's that's my main training partner bring up what shane said despite having a degree in engineering from Colorado School of Mines, I've been unable to maintain adequate focus to hold down my engineering job. I face serious challenges in meeting basic. Damn. Former world champ. I face serious challenges in meeting basic everyday expenses for food,

shelter. How do you not just go? I get it, dude. Boom. Yeah. 10, 15 mil.

Your troubles. Can we be human for a fucking second? Could you just be a fucking human being for a second and go here, dude, here, man, we know, we know you don't have to do it publicly.

This is a fucking human to human, man. This guy put his life on the line. I've seen it, dude. I was with him every step of the way from day fucking one. He's such a good person how can you not just go

so many flaws in logic I mean just from the beginning so I'm trying to think of all of them one is reading it out loud on the show pretty redacted two is

the can you just give him money can you you could give him money yeah three is when he goes you could do it secretly they could have done it secretly

how would you know what else it's just like when you marry a Mexican you don't know how to save certain foods.

You know, like chili. He makes it all about himself. Oh, my favorite. He also, I don't think, I think Shane Carwin doesn't like him, right? I have no clue. I think he's one of the guys that like shit on him. That you invited on no clue. I think he's one of the guys that shit on him. That you invited on the show? Yeah, he's one of the many people I've invited on the show.

Or at least I was trying to figure out how I could get Shane Carwin on. Yeah. But best of luck to Shane Carwin. I'm sad to hear that. That sucks. Hopefully he's okay. I'm surprised we haven't got a Sean McCorkle tweet, dude. Oh, I wonder if he's tweeted about it at all.

Probably. He probably knows Shane. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so that's the... It is a piece of shit move to post that on social media. It's weird. Oh, and they post on social media too.

That's a very weird move. Yeah. And not crying without tears. Oh, yeah. Smelling the finger. You know what I mean? It probably smells like some ass. You know what I'm saying?

It's weird to caption it, too. Yeah. Anyways, the drastic change is incredible. Posted by Horny Holio. Great name, never change it. This is crazy when I first saw this, dude. Ready? I heard Brendan Schaub, his debut.

Wins it in 30 seconds. TKO strikes. How's that feel, man? Feels great, man. Feels good to get out there and finally, you know, I'm sick of watching all my teammates doing well in the UFC and Ring of Fire. It's good to just carry on the tradition of TKO and be a champion out there. So who are some of these teammates of yours?

Nate Marquardt, Shane Carwin, Dwayne Ludwig, Cody Donovan, Christian Allen. The list goes on and on, brother. We're all trained under Trevor Whitman at Tease KO in Arbetta. Any sponsors you want to thank out there? Yeah, I want to thank Neo Forte, Tease KO, Fight Team, Muscle Farm, and most of all I want to thank my dad, the biggest supporter, and my best friend Joe and my brother Jay. So what's next for you?

You made your debut in the ring of fire. Made my debut, feel it out. I know there's another one, I think, in September. So, you know, if the matchup's right, I'll be's another one. I think they're in September. So, you know, if the matchup's right, I'll be there, man. I'll fight whoever, whenever.

All right, man. Congrats and look forward to following your career. Thank you, brother. We saw bear, like, brown bears just strolling around

on the shores. I mean, deer were coming up to the line. Deer, deer. I mean, it's like straight up Jurassic Park style.

Jurassic Park. Short our memories are because you're busy watching Jurassic Park. T-Rex in the fucking city. Which this is a huge, huge, drastic difference. I do want to shut the fuck up about dinosaurs. Yeah, dinosaurs. I want to shut the fuck up about dinosaurs. Dinosaurs. Oh, man.

I'm dressing up like Jurassic Park for Halloween. I'm going to be the diddler. Alrighty. Let's move on. We're already 40 minutes in here. Goddamn. This one's posted by Mitchie Slick LBC. It's called Petey the Pibble has officially been gadooshed called it.

Let's see. Stories about pibbles attacking kids and stuff. Yeah. So I was like, hey, Chin's not wrong.

He goes, I've owned pibbles. He goes, Chin's not wrong. Sends me this article from like a few weeks ago. This four-year-old. Honestly,

the exception of pibbles are great. This four-year-old pibble since a puppy pibble pibbles pib a puppy. Pibble. Pibbles.

Pibbles are great. Pibbles. You go to the fucking dog place, you go to get the rescue, and you're like, can I? They're like, what kind of dog are you looking to get? I'm looking to get Pibbles. Pibbles. You're looking to get? A dog named Pibbles?

Pibble the Pibble. With the girl, she's a four-year-old girl, was in the pool. Parents went to go get a towel and the Pibble bit her in the armpit. Oh, God. Jesus Christ. They're like, you might want to chill out. But they were also saying, this guy's a breeder. He's like, Cal's 100% right. I get why you want to miss the whole puppy phase.

He's like, you got to be careful if they didn't come up around puppies. He's like, they're going to be fine for a while. He's like, you just never know because when they're puppies, they can establish the pecking order. But when you just input them in and they're that strong, I just don't feel comfortable with it.

I'm the same way. I've been telling you that. I slept on it. I know. I slept on it. And I think what he's a breeder and what he's saying is there's this thing

it has to be a puppy he said you know you're always like a six month old is fine like if it's six months if they're young enough but he was saying

he goes if it wasn't a bully breed to Chin's point he was like if it was like a lab or something you should be fine but I know you like

bully breeds and tough dogs if you can do that it has to be a puppy let the kids grow up with the dog and they're going dogs. If you can do that, it has to be a puppy. Let the kids grow up with the dog and they're going to have fun with it. He's like, it has to do that. He goes,

otherwise you bring in this fucking psychopath off the street. You know, he's like, she goes, shit happens. He goes, and he goes, and it might be fine for four or five years,

but when it does happen, it happens, dude. Yeah. Um, I said, you right, Doug.

Yeah. I think yeah I think I think he's can you imagine you're telling Shab something he was talking to a dog the whole time

you right dog or if he was actually talking to a dog you right dog hey Shab um it's good to make sure that

you check your fridge and clean it every once in a while you right dog say this say it King say this King scootabag.

Pimples. You know, if I'm going to do it, I got to bite the bullet and get a puppy. Have we been missing out? So he got rid of the dog already? I don't know, but he got that other dog, the Cane Corso, not as a puppy, right? So that's a little bit of flaw in logic

there, too. Oh, my God. He's the fucking sharpest in the shed or whatever, dude. All right, so we got a bunch of Halloween costumes here, so let's go through these a little bit of flaw and logic there too. Oh my God. He's the fucking sharpest in the shed or whatever, dude. All right. So we got a bunch of Halloween costumes here. So let's go through these a little bit fast. Oh, Caterpillar hot. 75 39. Great guy.

Never met him. Keto George includes one pink slip. Ouch. What does the pink slip mean? He got fired. Fire. Paycheck not included. Very important there.

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slightly used golden hour, gold lame jacket, only worn once. Just like ours just like ours yeah uh do not include remorse divorce later or tignitaro uh because i got replaced by tick in the movie oh i'm gonna talk about it richard 8064 well the catering was terrible yeah and he said that i can't believe he actually said that that's crazy he came out there after getting canceled damn i wouldn't do that costumes for the trio of friends. For legal reasons, I'm calling this guy

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the big lion himself yeah let's see here flash sale 50% off costume caterpillar hot 75 39 professional football

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Yeah. Looks like a cool costume. I dress like that. How much does it cost? 500,000 K grand. Worth it. All right. Here we go.

Now we move into the ending of the show here. P.F. Chang's HR manager posted this. The newest chapter in here. We have entered the emotional shop stage on the next T fat K shop will mention something along the lines of yeah I've gone viral for crying and say he's always been an emotional guy then in the next few months he will fake cry

maybe every other or once every three podcasts to try and go viral again probably making some merch or something I'm sure but yeah we're here clean the grills we're going to get be getting a lot of entries these next few weeks. Drive fast, cry hard, shirts. Ooh.

Cry fast, no tears. Yeah, something like that. Something about how big guys cry or something. Yeah. Big guys do cry, dude. Yeah. I mean, how else could they fit in that small car? All right, so that might be the last one for the day

because we're going to go back to the redacted argument that we had seen earlier. Okay. And this next clip is 13 minutes, so you can tap the last one for the day because we're going to go back to the redacted argument that we have seen earlier. Okay. And this next clip is 13 minutes, so you can tap out whenever you want. Okay. It's from our guy, though. Haphazard. Oh, one of our guys.

As you can see, exactly where I stopped the last video. Wow. Look at you. You're a fucking producer. Dude, it's the golf. It's for an air. Continuation of the ignorance argument. Let's see what happens here.

All right, we're back to the redactedness. I'm going to try not to lose my mind while watching this argument let's see what happens here all right we're back to the redacted this I'm gonna try not to lose my mind watching this let's see ignorant Jen bad fucking important because I mean it's actually really important a lot of people feel the way you do why is it important to know saying like

or why is it so crazy how Brian would not let him talk ever. Oh, yeah. Dick move. You know why? Because it actually has to do with where we are today. So if you want to know why you're standing where you are and where you come from, if you want to know who got you here, that's an important consideration.

You're going way too deep with this. I don't need to know a fucking continent. Why? That question is an ignorant question. Hold on. I've learned that. It's so strange. You learn about music.

No, no. I've learned that when I was in grade school. Right. And it just kind of escaped me. Watch this. I learned a ton of music. You know a lot about music. Watch this. I'm going to come to you and I'm going to say. Watch this. I learned a ton of other shit. You know a lot of my music. Watch this.

I'm going to come to you and I'm going to say this. Chin, I'm going to go like this. Who's your favorite country music star? Tim McGraw. Who's the guy with talent that blows your mind?

Tim McGraw? A ton, dude. But who's, just give me one person for fuck's sake. Fucking Chris Stapleton. Okay, so Chris Stapleton. Yeah.

If I came to you and said that this Joe Schmo guy and I played you a song. Jolly Roll. Talking about Jolly Roll. Yeah, it's this guy that cooney or die tweeted about i can't think of anybody who sucks give me somebody who sucks i don't want to say that just give me somebody who's just not that impressive who's give me somebody who's really who i'm not that into who's huge and amazing is uh luke bryan but i'm just not into it, but I don't want to use him as an example because he's still talented.

But there are certain people, if I came to you and I said, this guy's more talented than Chris Stapleton. This is so confusing. Yeah. You don't want to use Luke Bryan? He didn't even want to say someone he doesn't like, and then he gives you someone he likes. No, no, I can't do him.

Give me someone else. What does that mean? It doesn't make sense, dude. Callan has been canceled. Canceled. And he's afraid to talk about Luke Bryan when he's not even the one talking about Luke Bryan. Like, he's such a...

Everything about him is uncool. Yeah. You know? Can you imagine? It would suck to have an argument with him because he'd be, give me somebody and you're like, Taylor Swift.

He's like, I can't do Taylor Swift. I have too much respect for Taylor Swift. You're like, what? I'm going to go do the Jerkmate podcast. Yeah, what? I'm going to go do the jerk mate podcast. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go fucking get pranked by jerk mate. And I stuck to my guns. And you would go, you're fucking ignorant.

And you know why I'd say that? Because you'd be right. Because I don't know what I'm talking about. Fuck. And that's important. No, I would never say that. Because you don't follow my generation. You might not say it, but you'd think it.

You're not thinking about it. In an argument, you're ignorant. That's such a fucking stupid thing to say. How many times have you called somebody ignorant? Rarely, like, right in an argument, especially with a friend. Yeah. It's like, you know, I think differently than you, but are you ignorant? I mean, maybe if you're Miguel.

Yeah, okay, there we go. I've done it a lot of times. I mean, Miguel is ignorant, so that's why. I'm going to do that when we go golfing later today. I'm going to be like, you're ignorant, aren't you? I know. I'm sure I care about what a dog bitch thinks. This is a dumb argument.

It's not a dumb argument at all. It is. You're telling me, why should I know what comments are? No, no, no. You're kidding. I should have worded it better. It's like, I don't need to know that stuff because that's not a priority for Jen. I have other things in my life that's going on that I make.

No shit, but being educated in general about the world is a good idea. So you have to learn every single thing that's happened ever. It'd be nice if you knew what Africa was. I never said that. But it's very easy to plug in certain holes, which I do all the time, and you should too. I do it all the time. There are certain things I don't know that are embarrassing. He's gone to the phone, dude.

That's so funny. Insane. I should know. But by the way, when I don't know, I just insane i shouldn't know but by the way when i don't know i just say i don't know i don't like try to nobody's shaming you what i'm what i'm he's shaming him yeah yeah that's exactly what you're doing we're watching you live shame him dude yeah i don't like is when you say i don't need to know that what's the point and i'm telling you what the fuck the point is the point is so if you don't and you say that that's an ignorant thing to say what you're what you're going what you're doing is you're going way too deep into it to me no i'm not okay but the problem with our election the problem with our country is

most people are low information voters i'm not voting we vote in idiots that's the problem right now right now right now right now let me ask you this this is a podcast that's very important to you right yeah right somewhat and what this. This is a podcast that's very important to you, right? Yeah, somewhat. And what stuff is around this podcast that has to make this stuff happen? Audio? Software? Goddamn, dude. I can't believe he said sinking shit about his own podcast.

Cameras? Lenses? Do you know anything about these things? No. This is your thing. No, no, no. But you're missing my point. No, you're missing my point. This is your thing. No, no, no. No, no, Chin. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But you're missing my point, Chin. No, you're missing my point. This is your livelihood.

I know about cameras. No, dude. That's your livelihood. You should also know why it's important to know a little bit about, I don't know, geography. World War II. A little too far. I'm sorry, but I did not mean to say that. But, Chin, it's important to know.

We'll make it about you. It's important to know, to accept that there are certain things you should know, basic information about everything. Yeah, if you know basic information. I went to Australia with Brendan. We discovered so many different areas, met people. Yeah, but so what are you? We're worldly travelers. Do I have to know it's in this particular area?

It'd be nice. Why? It'd be nice to know where you're at. Why? No, why is that so important? Why did they post this be nice don't um why no why is that so important why do they post this i don't know i mean they put you mean why didn't they edit it out why did they post this yeah because like you know same old thing they just don't end it they basically don't edit any

they will only edit if brendan uses slurs everything else stays in. That's the only time when Chen's like, you got to take that out. Keep asking me why, and I'm telling you why. And you won't listen to the reason. I heard. You're asking me why, and I've told you why, but you keep saying,

why should I know this? And bringing up things like, you don't know about cameras. And I'm like, okay. Why don't you ask me why? And if you would listen, I'm trying to explain because it will make your life more

it'll enrich your life you'll see things you haven't seen before it'll make you less blind to the world it'll make you less chin chin chin it'll make you when you educate yourself and I do this all the time for myself all it is is this

I'll close it the reason I try to All it is, is this. I mean, let me just, I'll close. The reason I try to educate myself on things like, I don't know, history, is it gives me a little bit of a light in a dark room. It gives me a flashlight in a dark room because most of the world is, that's all it is. And I'm very blind and I don't know a lot. This is, so, okay, so this is,

I know the analogy, but I don't know the context of the analogy. This is the old man on the porch yelling at kids walking by. But what about, you know what I mean? That is true. Yeah, get off my lawn kind of thing. Yeah. But like they're yelling because they're, kids these days don't even know where Australia is.

They don't think it's important. Nobody knows continents anymore. Yeah, he's like, and if everyone just did what I said, everyone would be better off. Yeah. Well, whatever, I'm going to drink a magic wine.

Yeah, that's why the election is fried. Yeah, everyone's stupid now. We vote any stupid people. Nobody knows what I know.

What do you know? It's not important what I know. Santa Claus lives in the North Pole. Yeah. He's not making any real points,

really. But I know I don making any real points, really. But I know I don't know a lot. And what's fun is just to kind of give myself a flashlight and look in a couple of rooms. Never stop doing that. That's all I'm saying. That's great. And all of us know a lot less than we do now, right?

Like all of us are ignorant. All of us. But it's kind of, i think it'll help your you'll you'll enjoy knowing if i'm interested in something by all his chins endeavor yeah it enhances everything all right you know what you're right brian can we hear the note is there a specific you said no one else could hear yeah yeah it's great it's great i'll play it for you watch this this one's but jelly this. This is No One Sleep, and that's from Dorma, okay? It's Buccini and Sting.

Not Boccelli. It's like the most beautiful song. Watch this motherfucker sing this. Didn't he get in trouble? No, no. He probably did. No, he died. Look it up.

Oh, after this. Watch this. Mo Chin hit that note, bitch. Pavarotti looks like he's not happy to be on T5K. A lot of people can do this. It's so funny to turn on T5K and Pavarotti singing. I'll say the part. If you can hit it, I'll give you a thousand bucks.

Okay, go for it. Watch. A thousand bucks? Tell me when. Damn, Chin thinks he's Pavarotti? No, I just don't believe Brian. Oh. Okay.

This is from Ocean's Eleven. Did you know that, Chin? Huh? I should have known that. The Bellagio. Dude, I should have known that. You're ignorant. Yeah.

And racist. Is there a note coming or what? Yeah. He can hit a note nobody else can? Yeah. This is really... Is this pre or post Jerkmate podcast, dude? I know, because it's kind of like

it looks like the same sweater kept in it. Probably post. Right? That's why he's pissed. He's like, I just had a black man attack me. He's still shaking up from that.

He still doesn't understand it was a prank. He's like, I hugged him afterwards. I don't know what the hell happened. Trigger him like Mariah Carey. Watch, and hold it.

Watch this. Ready? He's a big guy. Ready? Here it comes. She gave him like Mariah Carey And the hold it Watch this ready He's a big guy Ready Here it comes And in I think in the Theater in Sisley

It's like a tenor Careers were made Because they hit this note And held it He's a big guy Why does he have his mouth open He's a big guy What Yeah why is his mouth open like that What did you think of the opera He's a big guy. Why does he have his mouth open? He's a big guy.

Yeah, why is his mouth open like that? What did you think of the opera? He's a big guy. How was the sandwich at Subway? A big guy served me, dude. It's always a takeaway. Small guy gave me sandwich. Went on Big Guy's podcast.

Clean bathroom. I sit in a big chair. Okay, we'll see. Is he coming soon? Yeah. I'm so sorry, bro. This music makes me sleepy, man. Does it?

Yeah. I could fall asleep to this. It's nice. Yeah, it's beautiful. I don't mind it. This is a beautiful song. I'm going to fast forward to where he's going to be. No, no, you got it. It's coming up.

No, no, don't. Remix. Ready? First of all, you can't do that. No, no, you got it. It's coming up. No, no, don't. Remix. Ready? First of all, you can't do that. Oh, okay. What's this? Ready? Ready?

Wait, is the argument chinkin' Here we go. Here we go. Ready? That one? Nope. Ready? Here it is.

There it is. It kind of seems like he's screaming. He just realized he's on D-Bag K. Yeah. That looks like Brendan Chobb at the end of a podcast. Or Mrs. Burt Kreischer singing opera.

Yeah. He's like, Oh, shit. What happened? Maybe I'll just text him. Sing it. Is that what? Yeah, you try that. I just hit it.

I just hit it. Go, you can hold that? Screw it. You say no one could even hit that note. You can't hit that note. And hold it. You can. Yeah.

Yes. You did it. I couldn't hold it. You can do it. Yes, you did it. I couldn't hold it. You did it. That's so hard. It's so hard. It's so hard. You're trying to hit the hardest note in opera. I can do that.

Oh, God. No, no. You said no one could do it. I hit it for a second. I didn't hold it, though. Well, Chin. I can make a jump shot. There's different notes. There's different, you know, there, I can make a jump shot. There's different notes.

There's different, you know, there's baritones, tenors, there's altos. No, Chin, that's a really hard note to hit. Do you know what baritones, tenors, and altos are? Yes, I do. Oh, my God. He's a tenor. I just said to you he's a tenor. And you would listen to my story beforehand.

You would have known. And I said, there wasn't a tenor they could find for like eight years at the Met who could do that for a time. Now, probably a lot of people can do it. But back then. A little bit of a reach, Chin, right? You can't do that for a time. Now, probably a lot of people can do it, but back then, that was, that was, that was,

that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was,

that was, that was, you can't seem like Pavarotti. No, no, I swear, this is, he said no one can hit that note.

But Chin, the argument was no one can hit that note. By the way, I did it for a second. Chin, Chin, Chin,

now hold on. Rewind, everyone's watching. I educated myself a little bit on opera. I know nothing about music, but it makes my life richer because I can appreciate

when I hear that song and go, fuck, that's beautiful. And it makes the world more beautiful. It makes me less ignorant about music, right? You know what I'm saying?

Your point, Brian, is like you need to know about this. You don't need to know about this. This is something you're interested in and passionate about. You don't need to know about this. Your life would be better if you did. You remain wistfully ignorant at your own peril. We all do. Sure, Brian.

All of us do. I mean, it's just the most boring podcasting I've ever seen. Yeah. I mean, I don't really understand. Maybe it's because I zone out. I don't really understand what Pavarotti has to do with any of this. It's blockbuster, dude. And I'm sure they're going to get into some other crescendo of an argument,

but I can give a fuck less, dude. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Well, we'll call it there. Join our Patreon. We stream on Wednesdays. We shout out to everyone to the 10k check out the uh tweety's episode this

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