10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub is MOVING INTO A BARN! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #183

Episode Date: October 4, 2026

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You're here to watch Tim as a Shob. Start the timer. Play the chain clip. All righty, play the clip chin. The first one we got here is from Icarus Lives. Nice. It's called What Happens Next Part 19, dude. let's see it's like fast than the furious

what happens next we're trying one of those things you put them because you use them for racing like when I race so you don't have to stop you you no way what the hell like how how could it possibly be wear a tight condom I don't know why this reminded me that we don't have the soundboard

oh fuck yeah so which one do you think it is I mean I think it's wear a tight condom but I don't How could it be that? Yeah. Have you heard that one before? No, it seems too redacted though.

Yeah. I'm trying to... Chili. Oh, Jesus Christ. All right. Let's hear. Take, it looks like a condom, but they're extra tight. It's a fucking condom connected to a hose, but it's super tight.

Wow. Eight inches. Eight inches? Yeah. All right. Let's see here. Mine came off within. two minutes of racing and I just pissed my pants.

Oh, yeah. Well, that's probably also because you were like... What was he talking about? I don't know. If he says it's like a condom and it's not a condom, what is it? It's funny. Like, does he pisses into condoms? But I guess it makes more sense now that the condom thing,

if he was describing something he puts his penis into. Was that like a piss test? I think he's talking about something maybe you have in a car if you have to race for a long time, maybe. Oh, because he's been a racer. Yeah, yeah. We've ever tried one of those things, you put up, because you use them for racing. Like when I race, you get, so you don't have to stop.

Oh, he describes it. Okay. Yeah, we suck. Take, it looks like a condom, but they're extra tight. And it's a fucking condom connected to a hose, but it's super tight. Wow. That's super tight. Mine came off within two minutes racing, and I just pissed my pants.

Yeah. So if it fell off, why did you keep pissing? I mean, so many questions, yeah. Like, he, it's so tight, it's so tight, but it immediately fell off. Yeah. That's kind of weird. So you've got to be rock hard the whole race? Bapa, I mean, 100% Bapa did it wrong somehow.

He messed up. He probably, he put his dick into something. He was like, this is where you piss and do. And they're like, yeah, that's where you pissing you. And he took them seriously. It's a gatoried bottle. And then you never. They're like, dude, I mean, I never thought he would think I was serious, but he pissed all over the car.

Shot, who? Shah. Yeah. Shot pissed in the car. Why? I don't know. He thought this, uh, he thought this blower was a fucking thing he piss into him. And I, I thought he was kidding.

So I told him, yeah, I could have piss into it, bud. But he pissed all over the car. He's like, this thing got a supercharger, but you're like, what do you think is a supercharger job? He thinks it's a toilet. And then the next time he gets into the superchurches, the next time he gets into the car, he's like, Shab, like on purpose jokes. He's totally joking this time. He's like, and this is where you take a shit, right?

When you're driving and they're like, no, no, no. No. He's like, I'm kidding, bro. I get it. And he pissed himself and it's somebody else's fault still, though. Oh, yeah, because they told him they could. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's not.

It's the team's fault. He's like, yeah, I pissed myself, but this guy told me I was not going to piss myself. It's also kind of, it is the, someone else's fault because the thing you put your penis into didn't work. It came right off. Yeah. Right. So it's like, mine didn't work because it's fucked up. They should have had a thing that works for my dick.

And how often is he racing that he can't, like, get a restroom break? Yeah, it doesn't seem like he would need that. That would be for, like, professional racers. He's racing with the big gold. Yeah. And it was like, is this he, is this something that they put in the fucking Volkswagen thing? Wasn't he in like a Volkswagen race? So they put a piss thing in a bug? Now, be cool. Okay. That was Saroni's bug. Oh, okay. Serrani's bug definitely has a toilet. All right. But we're talking about a truck without doors, a Jeep that's pink. You know what I mean? These kind of cars. Yeah. Shob's like just in a regular truck with a piss thing.

he puts his dick in every time he drives somebody somewhere that's probably also mine came off within two minutes of racing and I just pissed my pants yeah well that's probably also because you were like rolling the truck how long were you racing you know what's up

how long did you he's all pissed go for a race thank him five minute laps oh the lap's like four hours dude and you got a pee I drink so much

Diet Coke got it be Diet Coke. Oh my God. Yeah. I drink so much fucking Diet Coke. I had to piss every fucking 20 minutes. I just pissed my pants. Oh, my bat, Mr. Holfe. What's my bad? We knew that one. His big

hope is full of Diet Coke. Yeah, he just goes in there and he's got the fucking Big Gold Ready. Why did you do four hours of racing? That's what it's what it takes, man. Six laps. Yeah, but you're not a racer. Me racer. Yeah, me racer.

Yeah, me racer. Now? Reacer. Okay. It's such a weird way. Six laps, four hour laps. That's a 24 hour race. Whoa.

Yeah. You're welcome, dude. Yeah, somebody took their fucking rain energy this morning. Hey. But that, yeah, no, that's a lot. Why? I'm on the same. Delia, I'm with him here.

Why? You do get stuck in the cyclone of sshabisms, though, because if you break it down for him and you're like, dude, that's 24 hours. He'll be like, I'm not a numbers guy. And then now you're in another conversation. And then just to say, me, me,

Racer. Yeah. And they don't even, you know, talk to him about him just saying that. They don't go, what are you talking about? He loves it.

He's still laughing at him saying you flip the truck. Eric's like, I got him. I got a good one. That's going to be unchanged. Eric wants to be on chains. He's like,

yep, that's going to be a four and her legs. I guess that makes me a big old pus. you got a piss man it's aleck isn't it is it Alex Fahrenheit he's gonna say Fahrenheit

yeah Fahrenheit what is Fahrenheit what is degrees this is awesome all right kids I think he was just trying to be funny that time I'm gonna give that one to him

I'm just the you know devil's uh next door neighbor or whatever I think he was being 100% Very possible We don't need to do this But I'm going to show you why I think that That's social media

This isn't real You're telling me this is joking face That's kind of like The chemistry The atomic number of this element is 92 But numbers It's just like He thinks Fahrenheit is an element

I wonder Does he even know what the periodic tables is? Ever heard of it? I mean, even if he does, this does not do him any favors. There's no periodic table on this question. It's just atomic number.

Yeah. He does not know what an atomic number is. I guess, I mean, I wouldn't know what the atomic number of something is either. Oh, me scientist, dude. Yeah. You could, it was uranium, right?

Yeah. Yeah, so I mean, that's the hint, right? Atomic and then uranium. But plutonium is another one, right? I think that's the 235-2-38 thing. Oh, okay. Well, now I just feel smart. So look at right here.

Yeah. This is when he goes. What? What is Fahrenheit? What is degrees? I mean, he's like waiting for the whole, like, oh, you know. He's opening with the O, you know? It's so good.

Yeah, that's face it. He thinks he's got it. Really? I think so. Man, I mean. it's just so funny because the first one is obvious it's like far wrong right and then he said no degrees yeah like that's gonna I don't I don't know the difference between Fahrenheit degrees though I'll be right back yeah like you put the show no the water's running oh all right so we're back

so you don't know what you're saying you see though I did I don't know the difference between degrees and fair night yeah you do you thought degrees was a bird let's see here This is awesome. All right, kids. Keep on trucking tour. Kicks off Nashville, Tennessee, January 25th, Thursday night. Two shows at Zanies. Stepmother ship.

I'm in Austin, Texas, January 26, and 27th at the Stepmothership, the Vulcan Gas Company. I don't got my dates up yet. I do have some days. I'm actually going to be at the real mothership in April. Meanwhile. I know. At least we're here at the, what are they called the Vulcan Gas Company? Did anybody know?

Good. Me neither. Nothing? This wasn't a gas company once? Yeah, cool. So somebody just said, we'll call. That's one of those things you just name it, huh? It's called the Vulcan.

Gas company. Right? You know, that's how you do it. We just call the Vulcan. Because it's like, and gas. But, B, you weren't here. Vulcan was popping. This was the spot.

This was the spot. I love this place. And then Rogan said, cool story and then fucking right across the street, dude. At your own show. Oh, fucking luck. This place used to be great. Now look who's on stage.

Dude, they would never, never have let us on stage back before Rogan. Now, dude. I don't want that. Yeah, dude. That was great. Shout out to Icarus lives. All right. Let's turn the volume off.

Let's see what the next one is. This is attorney only, 833. Throwback to Bapa explaining his tattoo of Texas is to celebrate how popular he is in the state. Every single show I sell out in Teague is. Tegas? I love Tegas. Let's see here. I think it's Tegsis.

Let's see here. Fun. I have a Texas tattoo for God's sakes. Why do that? I don't know, dude. What? You don't know? What happened?

Oh, I thought you were making fun. No, no. Texas tattoos. It's the only state when I started stand up, I've never not sold out Texas. Every single I do, I sell out in Texas. I love Texas. That's why you got that tattoo? Yeah.

Yeah. Back the old days, dude. I remember when we first saw that. Yeah. Feels like a different time. I mean, that's the reason why I don't get more tattoos because of that moment where you tell people why you got the tattoo and they go, Oh.

Because they think it's bad. Yeah. But they're not willing to say it because they actually like it as a person. They don't want to hurt your feelings. You'd be like too mean. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it is so funny.

He immediately assumes that he's being made fun of. He's like, I have no idea. I know it's stupid. I got a tattoo. What the hell? I'm a fucking idiot, dude. I can't like. Brogan's like, no, no, no.

I just, I wanted to know if there was like a motivation behind it. Oh, yeah. I fucking, they love me in Texas. Because I'm great. That's why I have the tattoo. Every time, every time I sell out. And Rogan's like, cool, cool. They didn't even hate on that answer, though, did they?

Or did they? I don't know, but the, oh. Oh. You know. Did he think that Shob was going to have some amazing backstory of like, well, yeah, I mean, Texas is where this crazy story happened. But he could, actually. Maybe that's why he was said.

The story of Texas is actually what I based my whole life around. He goes, yeah, well, I mean, I got this tattoo because one time in Texas, I hired this fat Spider-Man who was Mexican, and dude was on Coke, right? He was on Coke the whole time I was there. And I fucking, yeah, so Texas tattoo, that's why. So anyways, it was in Texas. This one, Safe Ask 1344. BGL can't be stopped.

Bapa can only hope he's contained be water. Yeah, you've seen this commercial? No. Oh, what? This is great. Yeah. I hired a pistachio to keep me from snacking. You should try wonderful pistachios. They taste and healthy. Might if I have something?

That's the BGL we know, dude. Yeah, yeah. Coffee cake right there. He just takes all of it, dude. That definitely, that is a screenshot or screen grab of the 24-hour stream. Yeah, dude. He did that in your house with some bag of something. With our coffee cakes, dude.

And then not to mention, you know, we've gone to ad nauseum about this. But when I walked into the car, he ate the coffee kick in front of me while talking. We should have him back on and have him do like a prank like this where, or prank's the wrong word, but he just like a bit where he takes a bag of hot Cheetos and just dumps it on his face, like unprompted. Like, hey, you want some chip? He's like, yeah, didn't. Like, well, let's do that at a neutral location, not my apartment. This place is already a mess. You got a sacrifice a little bit if you want the likes.

Somebody probably watched the 24-hour stream and was like, wow. And then got inspired by him eating on our coffee cakes. You know? I hope so. I hope we helped him out. Shout out to pistachios, dude. They definitely tuned in. If you didn't like the video, then fuck you.

And pistachios, if you need two more people, we're available. I love pistachios. Yeah. I've always been special. Since I was a kid, dude. I used to sell a pistachio out of my mom's basement. Oh, dude. I have this pistachio tattooed on my arm

because every time I have pistachios in my show, I sell out. That's facts. Oh, is that all? Oh, so I like pastasios a way more than you do. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I hired a fat pistachio from Chicago once. These pistachios fucking me up. This is a posed by Clint Puller of Clips, Chips, but a beast of a content creator. All right, let's see what this is. Oh, man. The fart is always going to get me. And I act like I'm like real highbrow, but I love the fart. It's so funny. To make her fart, make it sound like she's farting. That's genius. Yeah, genius. Good. Oh, my wife's farting on shangs again. Good. Did they post anything new on Chang? Just another one of your farting videos.

This is Taylor Luon picking up a shift in the kitchen. That's how you say his name, right? I think so, but I don't know. Who cares? It doesn't count. Posted by Dexter L.M.N. Let's see. Reddit is a world that I've never, like, truly been in.

Buddy, you got some sickos. And you got to love them, too, because that's the heartbeat right there. That's the heartbeat. They will make you rise and fall, Baba, in a lot of ways. But they will take your ass out if you don't, if you'll... Come correct. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a wise words, dude. I need a fucking tater tot once a wee. He's got a lot of sodas there. He's got a lot of drinks. Olive Pop. The Stanley, the Ollie pops. I think that's actually a Yeti, bro. Oh, okay.

It's just the same Yeti as this one, but is yellow. Oh, I thought I was going to make a dolphin. I swear to God, every time you go for a drink, I think it's a dolphin. No, that was a different time, Daddy. Chili. Daddy, you're a little older now. You have a dolphin noise. We might have to get that thing cut off.

Because I'm like a kangaroo with a pouch above my pet. I'm like a kangaroo with a cash bill of my bag. What is this? This is posted by Legal Pop 7407. Wave emoji, B emoji, sunglasses emoji. Do you want to guess? This is like the perfect one to guess for. Wave emoji.

Wait, say it again? Wave B sunglasses. No idea. I don't want that. Is that what it is? Because like the King in the Sting. Oh.

So Theo's got to be involved. Let's see. This always bothers me. I don't know if it bothers you. I'm sure I've talked about this before too. It's like when people take pictures when they're in the hospital and then they post them. I don't know why it bothers me,

but they're like, maybe your best course would be to tread lightly. That's funny. Wow. Yeah, they post a lot of hospital stuff, huh? They do post all, yeah. They're, I mean, they're fucking influencers. They post all that shit.

There's probably just as many pictures of them at Starbucks or 7-Eleven or in a truck. Yeah. Intersecting out of Starbucks for sure, yeah. I need to put my cat down. Yeah. It's weird to do that. I think. I've never liked it.

Yeah, right? Post a picture of the cat at the vet. Put it like, why? You want to remember? I guess you want to remember that? Yeah. I don't know if I would want to do that. Who's taking the picture, too?

Like, they're so insensitive. It's like, this is a beautiful moment between me and my cat. Maybe the last moment between me and my dead cat. And you're going to whip your phone out and take a picture and then assume that I want it after. And then I'm going to post it? Yeah. Yeah. And also it's like kind of, do the kids want that?

But I think it's funny She did this, right? And she's like, that was bad. Do it again. You know? Take a few. How many pictures do you take with your dead cat? Mm-hmm.

You know? Bobby Lee is one of my closest. 66. Also, it's a dead cat. Yeah. Oh, wow. They're trying to send a message. This is a threat.

Mm-hmm. All right. Let's see. Confidently incorrect baseball edition. All right. I like the idea for this new segment from Dandy Kaufman too, let's see. There's nothing harder than hitting a

curveball in sports. Yeah. That would be the hardest thing to do in professional sports. Like a 100 mile an hour curveball? There's no such thing. I don't think a curveball goes 100 miles an hour, Daddy. I don't know. That's a good question.

Good question to ask the internet. Oh, fuck. I like that is so funny. It's just so random. The sports guy, like a, you know, That's the hardest thing is and then you just pull a range. He's never even played.

Yeah. Well, I guess he probably did play baseball, but. Yeah, the highest velocity pitchers, Joe Kelly threw a 95-mile-an-hour curveball, apparently. But that's the highest ever. There's no 100-mile-hour curveball. That's great. It's usually like 80s or 70s,

which is probably pretty hard, too, to hit. And from what I remember, a curveball goes like this, right? kind of curves like that so they can't, you chase it? Oh, yeah. So it can't go fast because it slows down because you're curving it? Or that's my guess? I mean, you know, it's just nobody can throw over like 105 miles an hour.

The fastball is the only thing you can throw that. Right. A curve ball is not a direct path. Yeah. You know. It's like, okay. I'll cut this part out, dude. I swear to God, don't check off.

It's like the unracoon tweeting. If I can, yeah. The guy, oh, throw away. Yeah. Let's see. Harder than hitting a curveball in sports. Yeah. That would be the hardest thing to do in professional sports.

Like a 100 mile an hour curveball. That's far as success. You know, think about it. What else with this, too, is think how many people worldwide play baseball. Why is he talking like that? I think it's their case. He's trying to do their cadence, you know, but it's lazy. I've got an idea.

Yeah. He's watching the truck guy. You know what I mean? Yeah, God. And when the truck guy finishes a sentence, he lets you know the sentence is finishing. It's funny that the truck guy sounds like their comedic, like cadence.

That's what, you know, Callan does. Vulcan? Why would you just name it? Vulcan. It's just because it's cool. And now Shubbs like, you never fucking seem to want through a fastball? It's supposed to,

the importance is heightened. Heightened importance. Ben, can you believe that? You're cooking right now. You're 100% correct. Holy shit. They're inventing new stupid names for clothing. Correct.

Are you serious? Let's see. You know how hard is to go pro in baseball? It's the hard sport to go pro in. Like make it to the majors. Wouldn't you say basketball is? No, fuck no. No, fuck.

No. More people play baseball worldwide than basketball. Way more. I don't know about that. I do. I do. Really? Yeah.

Basketball's huge in the Balkans. It's huge in China. There's no baseball. Baseball's huge in China and Japan. Huge. Japan is. I don't know about. China.

Soccer would be number one. Cricket, which is weird. Basketball. Yeah, basketball. Cricket? Yeah. Basketball is 2.2 billion fans. So basketball's way big.

He's wearing a cricket shirt. Cricket. Cricket. Cricket so bad. It's on your shirt, Daddy. He's like, holy shit, dude. They know that shirt? The KRCT.

It reminds me, you know, RVCA. you know that brand it's like a skater brand Yes I always thought it was Rivka I think God I never was like Dude you got a Rivka shirt

I always thought it was Ruka I thought it was that too I think Yeah Maybe I thought it was Ruka Because Ruka is like It was a sublime song I mean something right Oh Ruka is like your girl

Yeah Yeah Yeah like Maruka Yeah Yeah Anyways Correct But you know, that's how he says correct is correct.

Correct. That's right, too. Let's see here. Way bigger. Type in baseball, June. Let's see where that's at. Soccer I knew was the biggest global sport. Yeah, but basketball is huge in China and stuff.

They don't play it. It is funny that you're getting a glimpse into how Shab Googles. He's like always going to be right because that's how he Googles. He's like, why is baseball? baseball the biggest sport in the world is what he Googles. And let's see what he's putting in here. Where does baseball fit in? First he Googled which sport has played more worldwide.

And then now he's Googling where does basebally fit in in football? Yeah, where's it ranked? I was played in really like China and America. Is that what he ended up putting in? He didn't even change it. Yeah. What does where does base ball? ballie fit in in which sport is played with that's chin doing that right right but he you know he's

being shopified by getting asked to google this um yeah 500 million fans okay you know for the most part japan korea tauts of latin america 7th or 8th global popularity it's not among it's not among the most played sports world's it's 8th yeah trailing basketball Trailing massive global sports like basketball. Oh, Brian's right. No. Basketball's way bigger. Basketball has a massive,

dedicated following in Asian markets. Yep. There you go. It's rubbing. Basketball is tricky because if you're five, six, there's no, you know, it doesn't matter. There's such. You don't matter.

I think that was probably a racist comment. You know, he's probably saying that Only tall black dudes end up in the sport. Yeah, something along those lines Or I was going to say The country is mentioned earlier He probably thinks they're short. Yeah.

So, but he didn't say it this time. He just kind of hinted at it. Baseball is a short man sport. You know, you could thrive in baseball as a short man. Yeah. The short stop. Yeah, there you go. We did it.

We're done. That's the whole episode, dude. There's such free. weeks. Like I, if I'm five, six, I can fight in the UFC. I can do, I can play soccer. Right. I can do, play baseball. I literally cannot play in the NBA. I mean, there's Spud Webb, I guess. So it's a lot harder to get into basketball is what you're saying. Yeah, it's a different argument now. He's, he's flipped it. So he can still be right. Well, no, the original argument was that baseball is the hardest to get in. Oh, geez.

So he's just like making himself right. Oh, man. Yeah, basketball is now harder than baseball. You really got to pay attention that you can't record at light or late at night anymore. You can't catch that. So I'm glad someone of yours paying attention. Yeah.

That's your example. Good. That's so funny. Baseball's a sport and the most popular sport in the world. Actually, it's neither one of those. Oh, yeah, you're right.

It's just basketball is the most popular because it's so hard. What? What? I mean, there's not, what? That's the narrative?

Oh, man. Well, he does it again, doesn't he? Let's see. You'd be surprised opening scene posted by a Far Cry X1Z. We've all seen this. I don't know if this is going to get gadooshed. We have watched this opening scene so many times. I feel like we might have watched this last time. Watching this opening scene is absolutely something I could see like in hell as a punishment for what we've done. We just constantly have to watch it over and over again. God loves Brennan Chob. When we end up at the pearly gates, Gabriel's like, you don't want to go in here, dude. You don't want that. go to purgatory. Just go to purgatory. He'll send you to hell.

We'll be late to escape. I will fuck you. Yeah, it was good, skilled. That was weird. Maybe they had to do this over and over again. Wow, you saw that? Mm-hmm. No tongue. Just CT and hit yet. What happened from this taping to now?

The tongue is like not coming out, dude. Right before the tongue thing. Thanks, man. I'm telling you there's something here. Oh, sorry. Look at that's where they started the shot. You know what I mean?

Back when he had a good editor. Yeah. Yeah. There's a shoe right there. Favorite shoe? I've just noticed that. Whoa, this is like the shop show right here. Favorite shoe.

There's no drink. That'd be crazy. There was a rain right here on the corner. That would be like really. That would mean he really like rain if it just ended up in the promo. There's not even for, there's no, you're not even trying. Can't wait.

I mean, so unnecessary. Just start the fucking special when you go inside. Yeah. And also, this wouldn't be the allegations of being kind of a narcissist, right? You're at the therapist and you go, I just don't see it. But a lot of people say, I'm a narcissist, so I want to come here and talk to you about it. And then the therapist is like, well, I watch your stand-up special. Do you notice anything about the intro?

Every character is you. Does that? Yeah, but I want to be like Edson Murphy. Who's it? Who's that? Edison Murphy? Edison Murphy? Yeah, he did Norbunch and stuff like this.

Dude, he's my favorite comic growing up. Can you imagine Edison? Can you imagine how mad you'd be if someone really did that? Someone like, not shop. Somebody called Eddie Murphy, Edson Murphy. I would be like. Yeah, I remember the wacky professor where he dressed like all the people?

That's funny that George Carlton just makes me laugh. But Edson Murphy, I'd be like, you got to. You die. Fucking unforgivable. I don't want that. I love Eddie morphing, dude. Special.

You have to say I'm hilarious. Oh, yeah, of course. For the fucking hilarious, funniest man of all time. You're going to die laughing. Probably not say that. Leonardo. You're not welcome.

Just because of that, I'll remember that forever. What you just did right now? No, we're not doing that. It'd be cool that I'm sure we've said before, but the name, just do the name thing. That would be great. That would be very funny. AllerCon. No, no, no, no. You're not on my side here.

Okay. My name needs to be said right, right? Yeah. When I'm going out on stage. But the background could have my name is spelled for sure. Okay. That's funny. Girdo makes sense because it's less letters. Hernardo. If it was more letters, that'd be great, dude. It was like 13 letters as opposed of seven. More letters, but still spelled wrong. That's pretty funny. Drenadestine. I'll knock that down. R-D-O. It fits.

And then B, just leave the B. Kro-B. Girt-O-B. That was weird, dude. He's doing a Nazi salute. Wow, he does. How do we miss that? Wow.

Why? That'd be funny if Elon was like, I'm sure I did a Nazi salute. Did Brennan Schaubb do a Nazi salute? I think you'd be surprised. I think you'd be surprised. Oh, we are surprised. Oh, wow.

The same exact thing, the heart out. The more you watch, the more you learn, dude. It's fucking, I can't believe I haven't realized that yet. I mean, who gave him fashion advice, dude? This is... It's a terrible jacket. It's the worst jacket I've seen in a special ever. The shoes kind of remind me of, like,

the king and the sting. I think they're not bad, but the outfit all together is kind of weird. If you had like, I don't know, yellow lacing on a black shirt or like just little fucking, something yellow and then the shoes like that,

everything's perfect. Copacetic. Yeah, I think it'd be fine if he just lost the jacket. Yeah, the jacket. He's all black, you know? That's fine. Nothing wrong with that. Also, I bet you that jacket is like very expensive.

Yeah. It seems to me. me to be something you see at a high-end establishment. Establishment, yeah, like department store. Yeah. Shout at the shop, dude. You know, the world has not been the same since then. Yeah, I mean, we missed stand.

It just makes me miss standa, man. Yeah. We always round travel. Cornice. Let's see what we got. Peaches delight. Sniz bones, opposed to this Pea jiz delight.

Uh, that's a wrap for football weekend in Florida. Always come prepared with my first form. Okay, so she's back on Opta Greens. That Opta Greens thing reminds me of only fans, but maybe that's just because I'm a pervert. Mm-hmm. Isn't that reminding you? I don't know only fans.

Okay. Yeah. But like the, the link and bio thing, yeah, or link thing. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know Only fans either, dude. That's the narrative. I guess that makes me a big old pussy.

That's hilarious. Chin talking about the potential new barnhouse studio. Okay, so have you remind me to go back up to this? I think we're going to go down to the first one, the other one first. So this one's from Dandy Kaufman to new studio update. Bopalett's podcast producer choose the studio this time. Unplug, I can't take it.

Barnhouse studio, I'm done. Take it at top, stop recording. I can't do this. I can't do it. First, I don't know it's a barn house yet, but that's, that's what that makes sense. Stop. That's the narrative. Stop what you're doing. Let's see this one first.

Chin did find us a new studio. Really? Yeah. Chin found it. You're going to love it, Brian. Really? There's no noise. We have it all to ourselves. Great.

There's our own more parking that we'll ever need. There's so much parking. Yeah. Sounds like a barn. Everything, everything except for the noise, it sounds like a barn. Why don't they have, I mean, I'm very, I'm fascinated to hear about the barn, but why don't they have parking at this place? Because this place sucks ass.

Dude, I love, I wish they get to talk about the minutia of how hard parking is. I'm shocked they haven't. Yeah. It's like, dude, I came here and I fucking, someone else's like the storage wars guys, the people that film the storage wars, they got a spot. Somebody parked and Brennan's the only one who has a spot. Callas on his own spot. Yeah.

It's not marked off. Can I make a wild assumption here? Yes. I feel like maybe they just don't follow the rules. So they get in trouble with the landlord about the parking. They get towed. Not that they get towed, but they're a real headache. Yeah.

Or they have to like deal with it. Jen's like, all right, the landlord told me again, you guys, you can't park. And they want you to move. Dude, don't, puppy. They have to like move. They have metered parking. All right, I got to go move my car. Yeah, let's see.

It's right by the lake. Four studios and a shop. It's really? It's a little bit of fixer-upper, though. 10 times the size of this? Yeah, I'll say maybe more. It's a bit of a fixed-repper, but that's what studios are.

You make a set. We'll make it cool. Yeah, that's cool. Great. Close to hair. Yeah, Jim found it. Close to hair. It's in the hair studio, dude.

Close to hair. Yeah, it's a big boy. It's great. I talked about this on my stream. Yeah. And I told you about it the next day. I wish they would have went further I kind of want to pull it up on the show here

I'm gonna look it up real quick Yeah you can I empathize with the This the rubbing of the chair And the fucking I do that stuff And I would do it more if I wasn't self-conscious About it now

Yeah With all the fucking videos of him doing that I get it Sometimes you're I mean maybe I'm smooth brain too But sometimes I just want to fucking touch a chair Just want to squeeze it Yeah Or rub it so I get it

Here's the long version of it. And they start talking about where they drive. It's the worst podcast of all time. That's cool. Great. Close to here. Closer that way. So it's shorter.

Because you come this way or this way? Down 620. I come this way. All right. Yeah, maybe another two minutes that way. Cool. Yeah, Chin found it. Love it.

Which direction they had in. That's a big boy. Dude. What? Yeah. They suck ass. Yeah. They've been doing it.

They've been doing it longer than us too, right? Yeah. Like way longer, right? I mean, we, we, I kind of, like, you could do a sketch about that, you know, just the guys that talk about the absolute most boring aspect of the, what they did. So, I mean, when I get here, I text you that I'm here because that's what I do. I text you when I'm here, but sometimes I'm on my phone. No, but you, oh, you did. Yeah.

This time when you came, you text me here. Yeah. Usually you say I'm here. This is what we talk about. The difference between I'm here and here. That was crazy. Oh, but earlier you texted me heading over. Yeah.

What does that mean? Well, sometimes heading over. I don't know what that means. No, let me finish, Callin. Well, sometimes, dude. Right. I mean, br-hmm. Sometimes when I sit-

You come in from that way? Yeah, that's another good point. So you've got to go that way. Well. I text you that I'm heading over, but I might like something comes up. I got to go to the bathroom. So like I'm in the bathroom. I don't text you like, hey, I'm in the bathroom.

You should. Dude, I text you every time I'm in the bathroom. And then when I get here, it's like I park like, I park like on the side. I'm lucky if I get a park on that side. Oh, that's what I wanted to talk about today was the parking. Yeah. I park. I have a parking spot.

You don't have one. You have the park over here. Yeah, because you live here. And basically, I mean, you cook here and sleep and stuff. No, I don't live here. I live here. Yeah. You don't live here?

I live here. You live here. But that, yeah, that is what they just did. And then smash a compilation of our podcast sucking ass to you. Yeah, I mean, well, every episode can't be a home run. Right. Most of it's a big boy. And honestly, honestly, some episodes, it's harder.

It's a harder sport in the world to play baseball. Let's see when they start getting a little energy. Really? Yeah. So what would you say you did this weekend, Chen? I did a lot of stuff, dude. It's just, it's just, I feel for Papa, but I feel like he's doing this to himself, you know? Helping a lot of. Like he, what, why isn't it working?

He looks like he's upset that nothing's happening, but he's also not going to allow anything to happen unless it's him doing it. Yeah, it's a catch 22. Catch 24. Oh, let's see. barn. This is the other one posted by Clint Puller of Chips. Chin talking about the potential new barn house studio. Are you getting a new studio? We

so we're Brennan said hey we let's look for this a new studio because the lease is up. So I started looking online. Has it been a year already that's cool. It has not been a year. I don't know. They're already selling the house. Might as well get a new studio. Six months lease for sure. Crazy.

That is what? I think. June or Yeah, yeah. It's not like a year. There's no. I don't need to say it anywhere. Okay. You just don't sign a one-year lease for an industrial building. Dude, by the way, I don't.

Who knows what they signed? I don't know. Yeah, that's very uncommon to do one-year lease. I was kind of confused by that. But that's not hating. I'm just, I'm even here. I don't know. We did two here, but we had to like push for two.

Like normally it's three or five on commercial spaces. So here's the thing. I don't know. details, but I do know this. And a riveting podcast, dude. Yeah. They'll tell you, dude, how long their lease at last. It is weird.

Like, we're all dying slower than usual, you know? Usually people die on the firework, but now it's like we're all just talking about parking and, you know, we're talking about leases on airwaves. It is, that is funny. That's what podcast did. Like, they took all conversations and it's all going to be laid out. I like the idea of somebody looking up like his kid someday

they go oh man he's a podcast I wonder if he said anything embarrassing and then it's just him describing the leases he's signed cooking condom fish well Chin has done some embarrassing things I met the other guy who's like yeah normally I mean commercial leases is like three to five

it's kind of a way of making it sound like you know more than you do I've done that the reason I can see that is because I've done it myself like when I learn something I'm like actually yeah So I could absolutely describe commercial leases, but luckily I haven't yet.

Oh, my bat, Mr. Whole Foods, my bad. I thought for sure he meant three to five months. And then I realized, oh, he's talking about years. No. Dude, you almost got me to do it, you fucker? I really thought that. I was going to be like, actually, dude, because I was going to fucking do it. Jesus, it's dangerous.

Yeah. Knowledge is dangerous. Yeah. Because then you're boring. But I did start a church personally. because I know more about the real world that's opposed to the fake world that's facts

yeah let's see here the more you know though the more dangerous it is because Shab knows nothing that's why he's so good he's not gonna tell you how many actually he might I was gonna say he's not gonna tell you

how many years on her commercial lease but he'll just make it up let's see in complaining Brian's been complaining we've all you know other than you know

Brennan's the one I think Brennan's one that found the studio but we all hate it it's not a fucking studio it's a piece of shit The current one, correct? Yeah, the current one. Dude, Casey's been there.

There's like, it's not meant for recording audio or filming. But I did see a clip of you guys. It's a storage place. Why didn't they do this? Yeah, I've been in a studio like that. Have you been? I don't think you were there, but there was a studio above a flower shop that we used to work out of. Yeah.

And the flower shop had a huge refrigerator. And he was just like, bha. Oh, man. And so all the audio sounded weird. That's brutal. That's why I bought this place because it's perfect for recording. Yeah, plus you get the storage for your trucks.

Yeah. Talking about Mark's a homeless cat. I'm a homeless cat. I saw a clip of you guys talking about potential space. Don't get started, Mark. I don't like you already, dude.

Who is this guy? Yeah, what are you going to do, Nate? Volume punch me, motherfucker. What happened to be a guy? I've been any guys in the middle okay you know it's from the fighter and the kid I'm not almost guy

no beanie huh yeah wow um what you guys are looking for or whatever but um but it sounds like you found one that was big or something like wouldn't not necessarily be the right move

so basically it's a huge ass spot like way better than we would ever need but that would house whatever how many cars are that he wants but you know there's no parking issues or anything else. It's just like an older facility, but there are like three or four different rooms in that facility, and it's a fixer-upper.

And to me, that's fine because it's a fixer-up, because we're going to build a set regardless. So everything on camera will look nice because that's part of the set. Everything off-camera, all right, if you don't have the cleanest, fucking newest fixtures for the bathroom or whatever, it's like, all right, we can get by, but we want on camera to look good, right?

It's on theme with the whole Texas thing, too. It's like a big, it's like a barn kind of crazy thing. He said barn. I was, I was like, they're making the whole clip without saying barn. It's like a barn. It's like a barn. You can't be like a barn. Yeah, what is like a barn?

That's not a fucking barn. How could it not be loud? Well, I guess all the animals are gone. Brendan Schaub moves into a barn is the episode. He's going to buy an abandoned barn. That's funny. Pretty dope. though, if you ask me.

I'd love to go. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a barn kind of crazy thing. Oh, cool. It's like a barn. So I think, yeah, I think you're right. T-Fat Kig Gas Company.

Hell yeah, dude. So we saw the new... Chin Cooking Chronicles. Oysters that have been marinated at room temping in the car for over 24 hours. Span never fails to disappoint posted by Safe Ask 1344. These oysters are shot. It's been sitting. These oysters have been sitting in Eric's car for about a day.

Ew. Without real ice, right? What's there ice or no? It's like ice. It's like ice, okay. So he has something that was like ice in there. Alright, let's give a shot. There's that. There you go.

There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, that's what how much you do? I'm gonna add some truff sauce on this. this. We don't have anything. Oh shit, that's too much. A lot. Yes, I'm going to scrape off some of it. But there you go.

Nevo. It goes so good. I just would never film myself like that eating. Like, hey, it's not even that. Well, yeah, it's weird that he left in that car for 24 hours. But if I just had a taco, I'm like, Check this out. Yeah.

I had this taco, right? So I'm going to put some truff sauce on it. I used to be really expensive now. It's kind of just the same as the parking thing. It's like, and then you eat the taco and then you're like, and the way I got to this park, I went left on Gaylord Street. That's a callback to the act.

Jesus Christ. Don't become the thing you hate to. Oh, ha. And they can. Watch raccoon tweeties too, okay? Otherwise, you won't get the jokes. Oh, man. And that makes me want to title Raccoon Tweed's making a left on Gayloid Street.

Sure. Go ahead and do it. Cheers. Oh, man. All right. Can't even book the mothership if he wanted to, Golden Hour Live at the Vulcan Gas Company. They should do it at the mothership, dude.

Yeah. Fellas, I know what you want to try. Golden Hours live in Austin. Oh yeah, we're doing it. Yeah. 4 p.m. Yeah. So get out of work early.

Come to your favorite guys. Well, a 4 p.m. show. Maybe we should go to Austin and go to the Golden Hour Live show. I'm all right. Honestly, at the end of the day, I'm cool.

This is cool. You know, we're all here. We're doing this. You know, 10 minutes of shop, this stuff like this. Like, oh, yeah, let's do that all day. I don't want to go to a comedy show at 4 o'clock. That's rough, yeah.

They usually, have those kind of, like, they have like a soccer game at noon because the other world is watching it, like the other half of the world, you know, is going to be watching, tuning in at midnight, you know? This is like, there's only one reason why they're going on at four, dude. Why? Because there's other people going on at seven and ten. You know what I mean? Bigger draws? Mm-hmm. Damn. Let me guess. It's a Tuesday at four. What day is this show? Yeah, it's just a terrible day, too. how funny would it be if they're going on at 4, right?

They go on at 4 because they suck or whatever. And then what's his name? Uncle Laser or whatever his name? What is his name? I think that's it. Is it Uncle Laser? I think you're making me get sick and guess myself. Whatever it is.

Like that guy, he's like, hey, gas, and they're like, you're on the show tonight. He's like trying to be humble about it. Or he feels bad. Yeah. He's like, oh, yeah, they got me going on at 7 and 10. I got two shows. Ari Maddie's on at 10. Oh, yeah.

I wish I was big as him, right? I mean, fuck. At least I'm not going to have four. Favorite guys at the Vulcan Gas Company. My solo shows after that. Okay, so Christa Lee is going to do stand-up after that. Okay. Well, that makes me happy.

Thank God he's still doing well. Everyone wants him to do great. Dude, do, do, puppy. Dude, dude, puppy. What are you doing, bro? Oh, my God. This is a rough pot. right there.

Aounasurale, posed by toxoplas. We get it. We get it. That's probably a faha, dude. Do you know what that is? A faha? Yeah. No, what's that?

Oh, my God. A spider. Right in front of me. What the fuck, dude? I thought you saw a stigmata or something like that. No, a spider. It is a stigmata when you see holes in hands? I don't know what it is, but like something demonic.

Stigmata is when you see holes in the hands. Oh, really? Like you're seeing Jesus. Whoa. I saw a spider. And it was right here. Isn't that scary? And I just broke one of my own commandments in my church.

Never touch a spider. Never kill a spider in an apartment. Unless it's a big one. Then you can kill it. Damn. That was a big one. Well, you know,

you can always repent. Spicy. Damn, that ass is fake, huh? No, it's probably just a faha, dude. I'm pretty sure this came from my stream.

Where's Panyo Life? Post by Kumbot 6,9, 6, 6969. Yeah, I paused it on this while I went to the restroom. That is hilarious. This is just him naturally, dude. He has bigger teeth than you. Definitely has bigger teeth than me. Great at faces. Ridiculous faces. Let's see. Oh, man, not this again. Malk, posted by Safe Ask 1344. He's posting back some classics here. I've always been a glasses guy, dude. They need to crowdsource getting him, you know, like the spray and the microfiber that you use for glasses.

What is he the Michael Jordan of? Doing things wrong. You're right. That's good. I didn't know the answer. I was asking, like, seriously, because he does things in such a, like, calculated way sometimes, you know? Who washes their fucking glasses like that? Nobody does.

Nobody. You give him a thing. He doesn't look up how to do it. He doesn't know how to do it. He does it in Shob's way. Yeah. What the fuck is he doing? It's not going to be like easier to see either.

And it's kind of gross. Like you put it in your mouth is kind of gross. And then when you put it back on your face, it was just in your mouth. That's like, it's kind of gross to have that near your eyes. Yeah. It's so weird. Your T-shirt. And then not even like microphemy.

fiber, just your t-shirt. That doesn't make, that doesn't make sense. Why would you use your t-shirt? You are a rich guy. Get a microfiber. I got a microfiber child for my glasses. I don't even have glasses. I have microfiber. Yeah, sunglasses. Ever heard of it? Oh, I do have those.

Let's see. Bapa not gooning to his own content. This is, this is Cooney's kind of stuff right here, dude. The X Big X Green posted this. I hate everything I do. with us for me. He's in time. Go time.

This is a rough watch, dude. I like they like this stuff. Yeah, you should. Yeah, you should hate everything. I hate everything. I hate the set I'm going to do tonight. Down here in Denver. I'm in Boston next week, next Thursday,

Saturday, Boston, Lab Boston. I don't like any. I hate hearing myself. I hate... Mm-hmm. You marry you for your merch money? Yeah. Think about it?

that's that that dude i hate everything i do that official bride town merch i mean dude i know i heard fucking wedding day davis wedding there's not one thing that you're like yeah i'm stoked about that ah just my son underwood road pack underwood and family fun jalls jolls dude he loves it but he said he hated it yeah he's lying who would have thought. I could, wow, it's first time

for everything, huh? All I do is lie to you. Let's see this last one, dude. This is, don't hold bag, snag,

Caterpillar Hot 7539, posted this. That's just creative. I, a good job. You know, you see something, you envision it,

you make it, that's what makes your chef. That's not even Photoshop right there, dude. Tiger Belly employee account, I'd downvote cake days, might have found

one of the list things Clint is talking about. Damn. Just a bunch of studios. Never made them. Let's end it with the video here. A safe ask 1-344 posted this. Pousted canned, cheap

stomach bagged guacamole, burnt taco over open flame. It's a problem. Manudo taco? I did from one of these cans. I drained this out as much as I could. Took out as much hominy as I could. And this is what I'm left over with.

This is guacamole I made with this. hopefully it's not what you add water what is this I've never seen that oh stick you stick your avocado stick slice spice up your avocados

this is unreal backwards it probably is and these are zero net carb tortillas which we'll see about that why are you eating zero carb tortillas I don't know just

Don't eat tortillas. Yeah, yeah. Warming up the tortilla over a flame of this. As I've been taught from my friends, I eat this meal. Fucking racist. So this is what I have right now. A little drizzle cheese and then this is the stomach. That looks like the worst walkomole I've ever seen.

Yeah, it doesn't look too good. Don't laugh, dude. That's disgusting. It kind of just looks like paste. One tripe, tripe, minudo. Threpe? I wouldn't want the meat out of a can like that. Yeah, that too.

Because most stuff I don't really want it. Like, you can corn, I guess, if you put it in something, tuna, that's okay. But so the stuff you're going to put in a taco? Oh, my God. Because beans is okay out of a can. I'm making a long statement that's too long here. Okay.

It is a good reflection of what they do podcasting-wise. It's just whack-ass. It's what, dude, why are you making a video about whack-ass food that you're eating? Why do you do a podcast about fucking nothing, dude? Yeah. You know? Here we're doing something important. We're watching you guys for 10 minutes a week.

This is a protest watch. Yeah, we're protesting you for how long now? Eight years? I think it's longer than that. 10 years, something like this, you know? We've thousands of episodes of this. Only 10 minutes of time. Mm-hmm.

And we've had to delete a lot of them. They each take six months to make. You know? Yeah. Meanwhile, you're putting Chalula hot sauce. The worst hot sauce, too. Be cool. All right?

The hottest lady of all time on the hot sauce. Well, you're going to fuck the Tapatio, man. Nasty piece of shit. You're making menudo out of a can. And you're getting... Like, you're trying to make it the most basic shit of all time, dude. A fucking... one of those dollar bags of

guacamole mix, dude? Are you serious? I thought Manudo was soup, too. It is soup. Oh, okay. But like, I, make,

let it be soup. You know what I mean? And then you're putting the, the preservative cheese on top, dude, you know? Yeah.

Everything about it is like your fucking podcast, you whack-ass piece of shit. You'll record your shit in a barn, dude. Come over here. You got problems, dude.

Cooney'll fuck you up. I'm not going to do anything. Of course, a giant bottle of Trulah. This is what you. it looks like before it goes down the hash. It's disgusting. Yeah, it doesn't really look that good.

Also, just put things on top of each other, not to the side. Why are you doing this video? You know? That's why right there, dude. Why I'm a Nudo Taco, too. He thinks this is his heartbeat, dude. It's beat 1700 times since he posted. I'm going to do a thing.

It's the same thing I suggested with our Rekun Tweety Show. I'm going to make the same stuff that Chin makes. Cooking videos where I make, all of chins cooking. And then I eat it and see if I survive. I'm not doing it. No, that looks gross, man. Sheep's stomach?

Is that what Minuto is? I think so. But I assume they marinate the meat or something and make it taste good. I don't trust the poster either. I don't know what she's stomach is. Never heard of it. Minuto in a can. I think he's trying to piss me off.

You know? Possibly. Better food comes out of harder work. You know what I mean? Harder work makes easy food. Yep. Easy food makes for weak times. Week times makes for better food.

Yeah, you got to work hard to get good food. Yeah, dude, he sucks. Usually Koreans are really good at cooking. Like, they enjoy cooking. I do like Korean food a lot. Right? Yeah. Korean people.

I'm more racist about it. I'm not talking about, you know, food. but like they're you know Choi all these people that are fucking famous chefs I forgot about that yeah but he's just putting like dude imagine a Korean chef watching this he's like what are you doing

but in an accent in my mind they're probably yeah they're probably like he's not Korean actually yeah they're trying to figure out how to get him out of the race all right I think that's it for this week all right see you next week