10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub is MOVING TO AUSTIN! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #138

Episode Date: August 20, 2026

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Calabasas, California, T-ball practice, Kibbi Tech my raptor, Oh my bad, Mr. Whole Foods, dip in your nacho, finger-riding chief, Mexican, WI.A. Roe Cheetos. Walk me home. Through my truck. Welcome back to Tim S's Shop. Thanks for tuning in.

As always, join the Patreon. Join the Discord. If you join the Patreon, you get early access of this show. Ever heard of it? And that's not why they're here, though, right? But I'm burying the league. What's going on, Gerard?

Oh, we have hats. Look at this. What do you think of these? Got some merch. Daddy. We're not selling it, though. It's for us. No, yeah, it's a fan, a friend, fan.

Wolfcat with a gun, shout out to him for getting these two amazing hats. I really like them. Let us know what you think in the comments. Maybe there's some way we can eventually have merch and sell you these deity. A.k.a. Troy McClure, aka Brendan. His name is actually Brendan. Yeah. Yeah.

Another Brendan. Brendan. Oh, Brandon. Oh, Brandon. Anyways, that's not where you're here, though, right? No. You guys are here to watch 10 minutes of shop. So start the timer.

Play the chain clip. All righty. Today we're going to do something a little different. We're just going to do different. We're going to just scroll down through Chang's and see what happens, dude. Okay. Oh, wow. Wow.

We usually have pre-picked clips, not to D.D. No, no, no. Rough conclusion, 6149 posted another day, another post to show what a piece of shit she is. Okay. Wow. Why, though? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought this was pretty funny when I read it earlier in the week.

after a shit show of a week finally my roots are being done because these craze came out worse than these Oh man That's not a good thing to post Man that's Yeah it's pretty insensitive You know she's what I

I'm gonna skip over the obvious Like don't say that kind of stuff And just go to like Why is she always having such a bad week? Every post is like I fuck I can't handle these kids Oh my God Job and the whole family are home

my, it's worst week ever and then finally got to do and then it's some inane, got her nails done or hair colored or something. It's a very actory thing to do. Oh, right. You know what I mean? She wasn't acting. She's just like living is the worst. Isn't it? Every day, you kids, Gagga Fauci, Ninia Delta. But she's the one saying that usually though. She's probably one of those for me, but not for the kind of people. You don't think Brendan Schaub is as sassy as his wife, dude? They're both sassy little demons, man. The sass meter is just out of control. roll at that house. Yep.

But I'm worried. I'm like, you know, she's always unhappy in this situation. I hope she can, like, why are they, maybe the kids need some tutor or something or, like, I mean, she's dealing with Shab. God knows what she has to stop him from hurting himself or putting a fork in the socket and shit. Teach two kids and Shob. Yeah, yeah. It's a full, you know what?

Maybe we're too hard on her. So she made this strange comment about the fires. Yeah, she's with Shob. Every week is going to suck. Yeah, she's going through a lot. She's just going through something Was it? The other thing

She's going through some shit Yeah, she's going through some shit Let's see the next one That's a promotion God damn it Another one Possible Glad

72 90 Remember this one Four days ago Let's see It's crazy to think Kobe die base Oh my God Why

She's like bringing up Two tragedies in a row I think this is a while ago But still Not good, not good Just trying to brag where she lives Yeah But again, it says like what a depressed person posts or something

Like why are you It's all doom and gloom for her She should be having a good time every Nate Yeah Married to one of the funniest people ever live She's rich What street is it? Calabasas is like a fucking head

Like isn't that We're all the rich people It's very nice, I've been there You know, great place never been I want her to get, listen, cheer up Yeah, cheer up, okay? We're having a good time

time and we're looking where we are. We got purple hat, we got. We got purple hats. We got nothing else. That's all we got is camera equipment, podcast stuff and purple hats. And so many microphones. I literally just, it's probably up to like 12 microphones in my apartment, dude.

Yeah, and you know why that is? Because we, on your way, I don't know, dude. I was going to say, no, I was going to say the reason is because you've always been a microphone. Oh yeah, I've been happy. You know, you know. Honestly, I think I have 25 microphones because I have drum mics too.

Yeah, you do music too. You're very multi-talented. Always been a music guy, dude. That too. Okay, you do it. And you almost are part of every facet of things. In any facet. Toronto.

Jesus crazy. Toronto Rapture, this is, I think, from the JRE episode with Brian Callahan. Okay. Or Brian called. Sorry. Callahan is so funny. calling calls out Rogan for falling for misinformation hmm the pot calling the kettle gay or something

he's starting to cry man he was like I can't tell you how many people have reached out he had five cell phones and a united nation's prepaid debit card i I'm skeptical is this course you are conspiracy you're always skeptical is this conspiracy I just don't want to be played no um I think the new york posted a thing about it you know what I mean though I don't want to be played but wait the New York Post is the one that... Yeah, it's not a real news, but it's a...

What is the tabloid? Okay, yeah. So you got to take what they say with a grain of salt. But what I know is say, five cell phones, who are you, Gerardo? You remember you had the fucking four cell phones in your door dashing? This guy's out of control. That's a Tweedie's thing.

Yeah, but still, you're basically Gerardo Mangione over there. You got a lot of cell phones, dating. Cigars, I got candles in here. When I'm not smoking cigars, I got candles going, you know? Maybe I don't want to... smoke cigars really. I'm not saying that they're, like they're cool. I don't,

you know, in the Rogan way, you got to have cigars every once in a while with your boys. You got, like, if you're doing a pod, maybe you got a cigar, maybe you bring out your gun. But I don't want to do that really. Yeah. Yeah. We can't smoke it here, I don't think. No. Hey, manager lives upstairs, too.

Yeah, someone would say the most not a good idea to smoke. But, you know, do we want to live in the past with podcasting? I think it's the future, you know. True. It's kind of a what are Deanyer moment. Yeah, let's see the I don't know what's true. Maybe the New York Post didn't post that he had the debit

card. Yeah, I don't know what's true anymore. I'm getting us from the Texas Patriot Twitter account. You see? I told you. I'm already like, I don't know. They said that the New York Post has edited the info out of their article. Thank you. Why? Because it's not true. Spreading rumors, Joe Rogan.

The Patriot account said that. Oh, so then, oh. You got played. You got played. Maybe not. Maybe the New York Post is a bunch of Pussies and a bunch of libtards. The New York Post. A conservative tabloid. They're liberal now.

Everybody's libed. They're having a good time, dude. That's true. This is funny. I kind of like the vibe. You're a fucking hater. And people like you online, you know what I mean? Yeah, you know, I have like, because Adam Ray is actually really great. I was going to just say that.

I was just going to say that. He's kind of really funny. Yeah. I'm just a hater. Yeah. I don't even know. why am I why am I thinking

these things about Adam Ray why do I like not like I don't get it because he's okay I'll stop I'll stop yeah yeah but I got to tell you this is

I do think this is how this there's a sea change here the riffs about rating off Texas Patriot and laughing about is funny that's a good time

old Rogan yeah old Rogan old friends dude hap hazard posted this one I've been excited for these clips. The set looks a little different. Maybe they're kind of like getting inspiration from us. We're changing our set.

They changed their lighting scheme. You know what I mean? Uh-oh. I got a little wood thing there. Is that new or old? That's always been there. I never watched the show. Keep up, dude.

They got three reins, though. We got three. Oh, nice. Okay. Bapa's trying to shut down T-F-A-T-T. Uh-oh. Let's see. But now, being around that,

doing what I did at the mothership those crowds you know I put some I put a little power out there What did I text you? What did I text you? You said you gotta get there You let these motherfuckers know dude You almost have forgot

It pisses me off Yeah Yeah it does dude It doesn't just piss him off Drives him nuts Yep yep Now you did that you said show these fuckers Who you are

Remind them What the fuck remind them You almost don't you want to leave my boy y'all must have forgot. Yeah. He just hasn't been around the clubs like you. Yeah. But if you want to go toe to toe to, I don't care who you are at the mothership,

comic store, improv, you want to go to toe to toe to toe with Brian Callan? Good fuck. Toto co. I thought he said co-to-co. Cote a cow. You want to go company to company with fucking Mr. Brian Toehold Callahan? Callahan auto parts. Good luck, Deity.

Yeah, Brian's been different ever since he started putting shoes on, dude. Yeah. We dropped the sandals, dude. When he gets on stage, dude, whar. Far, Savage. Fucking luck. And you're lucky because he hasn't been coming around

because he's been busy dealing with other bullshit. When he shows up, y'all must have forgot. You know, Mark, and I told you, you fucking remind him, and we'll figure it out. But for what you're doing, you have to be there, brother.

You have to be there, buddy. I think I do. I don't know if it's moving their full. I don't know. You have to be in that zeitguise. Moving their full. of time. You do a show with him, you moron, or do you just hate Brian?

And you're like, I can't. I'm trying to get him out. He's got to go. I need a new co-host. It's the not finishing the sentence, too. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. Like, he's trying to intercept the idea into Brian without being like, I didn't say that. Yeah, yeah. He could be doing that, like, trying to shop him out of it.

Or he said what he really thinks for a second. And he was like, wait a minute, pull back, pull back, pull back, pull back. Either one of those things are hilarious to think of. I don't. Yeah. I'm different. Can we get you there?

I don't know. You and I can figure it out. Yeah. But you need to be there. Yeah. I think you have to, for where you're at in your career, you deserve, you deserve to be there. Yeah, Rogan said that. And it's no one's fault.

It's not like people are like, Brian Count. No, you're just not. Mark Norman. I'm sorry. I'm missing. I think I didn't think. I know these clips change. They go so fast.

You're like, you think one thing and then you think another thing. Here's now what I think from just that. I think that Shob is saying the. these things because he knows Callan is going to leave. And he wants to be like, I'm the one who was like, I planted the seed. Because Callan, here's the thing what's going out with Callan.

Sure, he's totally unfunny and nowhere near talented. However, the Austin scene is perfect for that. That's where Hinchcliffe is. He's almost the same as Hinchkloff as far as talent. He may be better than Hinch Kempcli. You know what you just told me, dude? What? There's fucking levels to this shit.

Yeah. For sure. I should have just said that. Because I think it goes further, dude. Oh, okay. Put your shit down right now. I think Shob wants to move to Austin. And he has to, if Callan does. So now he has an out for if it don't work out.

Dude, there is. Jewels. Wow. Okay. But yours and mine are pretty good, I think. The thing, what he, yeah, that could be. Probably not original takes. Probably not.

No, they're probably deep in the comments. But he did say, I don't think you're wrong. But he also was like, I can't do that. I'm different. You know, so he's basically, it sounds like he's trying to plant his feet in Calabasas. You know, not moving. But also, yeah, he would be also, it would be good for him to move to Austin too. Yeah.

Well, you know what he's like excellent on is like catching the end of a wave? You know what I mean? Sure. So he's like seeing how much money they're all making out there. He needs money maybe. He's out there. And then the wave ends. Oh, my.

my God, Brendan Schaubb kills another thing. He's like, you know what Brennan Shav is? He's like, you remember those articles used to come out where like millennials are killing family restaurants, millennials are killing Netflix or whatever the fuck? That's what Shav is for real. He's just killing stuff. He's killed trucks, fish, podcasting, football.

Pits. Was he into the NBA this year? Is that why their ratings are down? God damn, if I were the NBA and I saw him wearing an NBA hat, I'd be like, call him, get him like, pay him to take the hat off now. We can't handle this. we had to have a playoff midseason whatever he wants.

Give him courts on the seeds. For the love of God, blur out his face. Oh, fuck. And what was it going to say? Fuck, I had another idea. I forgot. This clip is great, though. This is what you get.

Is this a haphazard clip? Yeah. I already knew that, dude. Yeah. I told you at the beginning. Hap hazard different. I know you did. I forgot.

Fuck, I forgot what I was going to say. But yeah, think about it. Let's see. Out of mine. Yeah, the younger comics. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or here's another idea.

He doesn't want to move to Austin because he still believes that Joe Rogan wants him to really hold down L.A. He's like, I can't, dude. I have to hold down L.A. His family wants to move. His kids love Austin. His wife's like miserable here. She posts about every day. And he's like, I know.

I want to leave too. But I can't. I have to hold it down for Joe. Yeah. Joe said that if I leave, comedy's dead. I can't do that. I had to stop doing comedy to focus on keeping it alive

full time. T-ball is a front. I don't even go. I'm so tired of T-ball, I fall asleep from saving comedy here in Los Angeles. Thank them.

Thank them. Didn't realize that I... You're the godfather. Yeah, I didn't know. I don't realize that. You're my godfather. You're the one that got me into it. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. But everyone feels that way about you, but you're out here doing your own thing. I got to get... I got to get... You're... You're one of the guys. You got to be one of the guys.

Not playing grab ass with me out here. I got to go do my thing. Whatever we got to do, figure it out. We'll figure it out. If Brian moves, what happens to the podcast? We've always figured it out. We'll figure it out. He has to do what's best for him, though.

That's what's best for Brian. Might be what's best for finding a kid. Yeah. You know? Maybe. You never know. Maybe we... But I know what we're...

You're flirting with the idea a little bit? I'm trying to control my rage from our government. And yes. Yeah. You know? I'm just so bad. Yeah. And I'm work on it.

Jesus Christ, you're right. Called it. That's crazy. Call it! I mean, obviously, I'm probably dumb for not realizing that. Call that! Gee, as if Brennan knows anything about what's going on with anything. There's no way.

I'm just so mad the fires happen to. Brendan's understanding of what happens, probably like, he probably thinks that Gavin Newsom was like pouring gasoline on shit and lighting and out fire. It's crazy. Do you know he did that? Did you see this video of Carol Bass playing violin with the fires in the background? And he's going to say Carol.

Carol Bassett. Carol Bassett. Oh, no, like, that's the, the Tiger Chase. Yeah. Do you see what Carol Bassett did? She's like the fucking mayor or whatever. Carol Bass, Baskins. I mean.

Baskins. Yeah, Carol Baskins. Did you see what Carl Bass did? You got a fight? What was that? Carl Bassett Fight Companion. Oh, fuck, dude. And it's an AI video.

Yeah. Stuff. No, no, you got some rage. Yeah, man. But this is justifiable rage. Really? But as far as it come over the ridge, they have retardant down, heavy on the retard?

Yeah. What? That made me do a shot what without, I wasn't not trying to do. Huh? I was not trying to do it. And I just came out naturally. I have no idea what he just said.

Well, the fire retardant. But before that, I heard that part. What was it when he was like, come down to rage? I heard come down the ridge. Oh, rage. Oh, yeah. I think he said rich. Yeah, let's see.

Really? But as far as he come over the ridge, they have retardant down, heavy on the retardant down. Yeah. They're retardant down. Where I'm at, they put down the retardant, heavy on the retardant. They put down the retardant.

Once a Brian shows in Austin, right? Yeah, let's talk about that. So, dude, everyone that, ask me questions about stuff. They're like, when are you guys going to move to Austin with all this stuff going on in California? Oh. Like, they're saying, like,

that's like one of the number one questions when people would meet me at the shows. When we're leaving? Yeah. We. Or going to Texas, I said. Texas, but Austin, I'm sure. God damn, Chin.

They want you guys to go to Austin. He doesn't want to leave. He's like, they don't got condo vision, Austin, dude. Yeah. Well, has a fishing down there. Yeah. Chin, you're going to fucking move to Austin, man. God damn.

She needs to cut ties. Yeah, it's like at some point you just have to do your own thing. Yeah. Don't tie yourself to a sinking ship. We have so many mics here, dude. Yeah, come on. Yeah. Chin, you're welcome.

Beanie guy, as long as he keeps on the hat can come by. No? All right. So you're going out. Definitely Knicks out. Or a hot chip? No question. You're never invited on their show.

No. No chance. Not a chance. No. Do they want you guys to keep doing shows? They go, why do you guys stop doing the shows on Austin? I don't know. I said.

I'm trying not to. It's on me. You know. No. I decide where everyone lives. Shab's in control of your life. It's on me. I said that because you have to,

you know, you're putting more time in with the kids. Plus, you had that issue with your daughter where she was, you know, ill. I shut down everything.

Yep. But that's like one of the main questions they were asking. And Texas is bomb, dude. Obviously. Yeah, I don't know if Austin's the move.

It's fucking. woken shit there. Texas. We can all pretend it's not. It's more woke than hair. Austin. Yes. No.

Los Angeles is pretty woke, dude. I don't know what Austin's like. Have you been? I don't need to go there to know, dude. Los Angeles is bad. I don't know. I'm not sure. Some lady tried to cut my armpit hairs off the other day and fucking glue on to herself.

What? I don't know. Chicks out here like armpit hair, dude. That's where my gauge of woke is, is armpit hair. I'm slowly turning into shop every, every week. I mean, I'm already there. I was there like maybe years ago now.

You got, the doctor told you your shop, dude, the Graze disease. Oh, yeah. That basically is like all the symptoms are things shop does. Yeah. That's GDE, like CTE. That's funny. Mike Grace is like his CT. Wow.

Thank him. But Texas, like I like Fort Worth. Like, if I'm going to Texas, I want proper fucking Texas. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Peaches, delight, Fort Worth. He's like the comedy scene

of Fort Worth is nuts. I wonder how far Fort Worth is from Alston. Probably a hop-skipping a jump. They say that's a Texas term, right? If you're in Fort Worth, you can go to Dallas real quick. All righty, let's see what else we got here, dude.

Let's go scroll down here. You guys already know the clip? This is a bean dip gives some sass to Bill Burr. posted by McChiggin in the bag. Let's see. Okay, I'll just play it and I'll edit out. You guys can talk about it. You have to evacuate your home.

Yes. Yeah, that's Burr. This is definitely mismanaged. That's a fucking idiot on the internet. Knows how to manage the worst fire in L.A. Sitting there and his under. No, hold on real quick. They don't, they don't.

They don't. The reason we're saying it's mismanages is, no, we don't know how to do it. Let me get into example. High tax. He made mismanagement. It sounds like mishmash. He makes easy words to say sound hard to say. Makes me scared to say them.

Mismanagement. Yeah, now I have fear. There was a little bit of fear before I just said mismanagement. Before Shob, I would be like mismanagement. Easy to say, you know? I've said it right three times in a row. I'm afraid to go for a fourth. I'll be honest with you.

I'm not going to sugarcoat anything. You're not going to. I thought you were going to finish you. You know what's happening. Yeah, I always finish it. Pause. Boom, our political leaders fucking know how to manage it. Let me give me an example. That's what we're paying for, Bill Burr. I predict what happens in Los Angeles and in California is what happened in Louisiana. I think there's a red wave. That's what I think.

It may take a year or two years, but it's going to happen. We'll be out before that. We'll be up. Texas are butts. Oh, no. I mean, if they both go to Texas and do a studio, I'm okay then. I'm so excited if they go to Texas. That's a news chapter.

He's always reinventing himself. Sorry, why? No, I just wanted to see that. I just, I do want to go to Austin at some point. I would like to see it. It just seems like a cool city outside of, you know, all the redact stuff that happened recently. I hope it's still standing.

Honestly, I'd be more worried about what's going on from Tony Hitchcliffe and all that stuff than what's happening here. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, what's happening here has been rough, but it's nothing in comparison. person having like a kill Tony A hungry wolf in town? Yeah.

No. I'm good on that, dude. Devere never give him a chance, dude. Those motherfigers gave him a chance, dude. Could you imagine if you were like a city like Austin, but all of a sudden someone spilled the beans on Tony Inchweck? Fuck. Go ahead, Chen.

A Florida man has been arrested after allegedly engaging in sexual acts with a horse. Yeah. How's the horse feel about it? He's probably rubbing one out on the horse's list. So. It's all spilling out. Those hot dogs. Wasting food.

Just a stupid place for stupid people is in the thick town. Dude, I'll be so happy if he moves to Austin. He's going to be on more kill Tonys. Oh. You know what I mean? Dude. He'd be great for that show. Like, that would be legitimately entertaining to watch maybe.

He's going to be working on his stand-up if he moves to Austin. But the reason why he's going to be working on his stand-up is because there's no video recording at the comedy mothership. So there can't be clips coming out, which sucks. But just knowing that he's on stage doing it, dude, you know he's going to drop a special eventually. Oh, that's the thing is like, you can't just stop. Not when you did. Two comedy specials and one of them is one of the most. it's not good or whatever

but it's like it's one of the most famous specials ever. You have a Reddit of almost 200,000 people. Who else has that? No comedians have that, I don't think. I don't know. Maybe they do. I have no idea. I've done no research into it. But anyways, next question.

You like take me out of here. All right. Let's see what's next. And what I mean? This is posted by Born to Be Wise. Dave Portnoy doesn't try to look all next all tall next to little Joe Let's see here That is Dave Portnoy is constantly

Standing on his tippy toes In like everything You know what though The only time he didn't stand on his tippy toes That's hilarious dude That's fucking weird What the hell Something about that foot seemed real feminine to me dude

Man why I don't know I don't know It's so crazy when he took a picture next to Joe Rogan Oh man Fucking Joe

Shit Is it I'm like so paranoid Are these things edited No do they're real shit I don't know I don't That's fucking weird

If that's true Fuck That woman laughing That hurt It was funny though Dave Portnoy made her homeless Dude That's crazy

Yeah Never saw that avenue shout out. Let's see. This one is posted by Deathland 7777. Eric Griffin needs a reality check. What does that mean? I don't know what that means. Let's see if there's an explanation. Notice on the last several Golden Hour episodes, Eric is constantly talking about how gross he thinks fat women are. He said he was at a hotel and the restaurant was facing a pool. He was trying to eat at the restaurant but couldn't because

overweight women were in the pool and it grossed him out. He called management. Okay, whoa. That's Crazy. I wish I could hear that phone call. And complained like a total Karen and told them he was disgusted that they would be swimming within his eyesight. He also complained about that sister

wives TV show as well as Big Brother saying that the women were too ugly and that he won't watch his TV show unless he wants to sleep with the women on it. Definitely not realizing that by his logic, by this logic, no one should be watching his podcast.

And these are just examples. but there are several more. So bro totally hates and rips on big girls, but doesn't keep that same energy when he described himself as only chubby fat. This would be more tolerable if Eric had a thick skin, but he can't handle the tiniest bit of criticism and he himself is obese.

Hypocrisy is really annoying to constantly hear. I mean, let's just say, this is a public service announcement. To all the chefs out there, they have to watch this stuff. Like, you know, you would want, we love Chang's. You would want to be a chef,

but you have to sit through all. these hours of fucking content, dude. Yeah. And it will drive you mad. It'll make you write a paragraph on Reddit. You know what I mean? I mean, that was pretty funny. That paragraph.

I would love to see the clip where he did this. Yeah. But that's good shit. Yeah. I had to deal with a Karen today. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I work at the golf course.

I couldn't explain it like Shobb if you want me to. Yes. So I was working at the golf course. I was behind the window. Okay, that's Calvin. And this guy came up and was like, hey, just want to let you know, I'm a professional PGA-GGA thing about this and that, the other, whatever, whatever have you,

just starts naming off his credentials. And then I'm like, tight, right? Cool. I know, I know he's going to be mad about something. There's no reason to name all that shit, right? Yeah, he's one of those people. And he's like, and I just want to say that your pin placement is illegal for championship standards, this and that.

And then he starts throwing F bombs and S bombs. And I was like, oh, yeah, cool story, bro. This is where I tried to shop. Cool story, bro. You know, golf's a gentleman in the game and you're using profanity. He used profanity. for real? Yeah, he was saying F bombs and S bombs.

Oh, oh, I missed that. Yeah. Yeah. He was saying like, and the fucking pins are this and that. It's like, this is shit. Oh, damn.

I was like, yeah, I rolled gentlemanly of you to fucking use the F bomb. I don't know how to make it like shop. I sound like shop of trying. You're like, you use that mouth on the PGA tour, do you? Yeah.

Is that the language that you say around Tiger Woods? Talk to Mickelson like that. Yeah. What an asshole. He belongs to this. He should be on TFA K. He's actually going to be the next host on Golden Hour. Yeah.

Damn, that's fucked up. Shout out to that guy. He's got a lot of credinci. I'm going to stop. Dude, I'm too tired to talk about show. Let's see you. This is posted by haphazard. Another haphazard.

We're getting spoiled today. Mr. Joseph finally gave him the go-ahead to move. But who will hold down the L.A. comedy scene? I mean, all these takes are already have been had. Figured it out, though. Yeah. Meaning I said that earlier.

Not saying other people but taking takes, yeah. Figure it out. We've been doing, pal. Boy, you fucked up. Why? When you were like, man, we need to get to Austin. I'm like, all right, dude, let's bring out in Austin.

And then I called Rogan. He's like, back the fuck out. I knew exactly how to plan on your head. Connects me with his realtor. And I connected that realtor to my wife. And she booked a fucking trip to Austin. Well, you start seeing the houses. You start seeing what you can get.

You start seeing what your life's like. Yeah, our first thing is fine. The school system. the district and then the baseball. Literally baseball. Totally. Yeah. Isn't baseball like notorious in Texas for being good?

Like, probably, but I have no idea. I don't know if it is or not. I just know, like they're obsessed with sports. I assume baseball is part of it. But you know,

you're not thinking, okay, like most important thing, you check out the baseball, you want to make sure they have like the work kind of cubby. Right? Baseball fields don't have any cubs.

Next. I'm not moving. LA's got great cubs. The Coveys are good in L.A. I heard Oh, yeah. When it comes to travel ball. The best. Some would say. Yeah.

Don't you turn that faucet on though, Daddy. You better get ready to go. Otherwise, you get left left in this woke dust. I don't worry about that, bro. Boy, you fucked up. Why? When you were like, man, we need to get to Austin. I'm like, all right, dude.

Let's figure out Austin. And we'll figure it out. But for what you're doing, you have to be there, brother. You have to be there, buddy. I think I do. I don't know if it's moving their full. I don't know. Definitely.

Yeah. Well, I'll say one thing. There is sirens in the background are happening right now. Yeah, we're going to move. We've got to move to Austin, dude. I mean, you know, we're going to do a whole, we should do a whole show where we just talk about moving somewhere. But it's not Austin.

Chicago. Seattle. Yeah. But you have to be in that zeitgeist. I don't. Yeah. I'm different. Can we get you there?

I'm different. I don't know. you and I can figure it out, but you need to be there. Peaches, delight, delight. Shout out to haphazard, dude. Always a good clinton chip. Let's see this next one here. It's post by C. Mike 9292.

Slow Joe, very concerned about where all the taxes she personally pays in L.A. are going. Imagine if the billions of dollars Gavin News and Blue being a sanctuary state for illegal aliens could instead be used for the Los Angeles fire victims. Yeah, she's on one, dude. You know, she's just posting, I mean, it's, oh, I see, I see. You know what I was thinking about just now? I kept thinking about Eric complaining. And I didn't even hear that while you read it. My mind keeps going back to him like calling the manager.

Yeah, there's fagin, there's fat chicks in the pool. I wonder if the manager's ever gotten a complaint like that before. What do you say? I mean, that sounds like something that might happen to you at the golf course. The guy, the golf guy comes up to you and he's like, I just want you to know I'm on the PJ tour again. I'm like a 12 handicapped. and there's a lot of fat chicks playing golf.

I don't want to stir. And they're dressed kind of like, you have a dress code for fat women? And you're just, you're like, and it's a fat guy. It's like, what are you?

That's one of those like tricky customer service things where you're just like, you don't know, you're like, oh, okay, yeah, well. But the what get the out is that if someone's cursing at you, you can always be like,

actually you're not allowed to curse it. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, Joanna, I don't know. That's the thing you get. When you just go, when you don't pick, you're going to get a lot of Joanna stuff. You know, we try and filter her out because we don't want to, like, focus on this stuff. But yeah, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. She's a moron, obviously, but whatever.

You know, and you know how the guy said all his credentials for PGA? Eric Griffin was like, I'm a traveling comic. I go to a lot of hotels. Never have I seen this many fat chicks in the pool. Yeah, well, like, what are you? he's really it is like you go there and even you're shocked because there's like 40 fat women in the pool and they're all in bikinis and you're like this is a like a lot of magic I ain't go to heaven no I bet it's like you would think like you're probably dead or like a dreaming or something if that happened to me I try and flick you know you flick a light switch to see if you're awake or not I'd be going like in my room like flicking it like what the fuck it's going on and off I'm awake there's 70 fat what is going on what is going on what are It wouldn't gross me out, but I would just be like...

It is an amazing sign, I'm sure. Yeah, I would be like, what's going on? Mm-hmm. All right. We're both very tired. Let's see here. All right, what else do we got? Posted by Bub 2255 Vapa Austin Ark is going to be crazy.

Buckle up, Buckaroo. Yeah. I think this is from the T-FET K-3D. that we've been slowly watching on Patreon. That's funny. We've seen this a few times, this picture. I never made that connection. The cats are always one step ahead.

Yeah, it is kind of like Tony. Let's see here. This is... What the fuck, dude. Why is he... I mean, I'm no one to comment, but why is he dressed like this? Did he just...

Where is he coming from? That this is what... The mall. You know, you got to, like, dress, what's it called? Like, kind of hide the church celebrity. It was just, the glasses look like their goggles. Like, I don't, that's strange. This is posted by VXD called Toe Claims Dick Cheney is dead.

Jimmy fact checks in real time. Yeah. But yeah, would you ever wear glasses on the hat? I can't do it. The glasses always fall off. I don't like that, really. I mean, what's the point? Don't you have a lot of time?

Like, was he in a hurry? Yeah. You just take the glasses off. It looks like he was coming out of a shed or like he just worked on a truck. He was doing his truck shed or it's cold. I just said, I don't know, man. Something weird about it. It looks like it's Halloween.

He's dressed like Quicksilver. Yeah. He's like, I run really fast. What kind of mental gymnastics you have to go through where Dick Cheney, rest in peace. Where Dick Cheney. He passed away. He just passed away. where Dick Cheney endorsing your liberal progressive candidate.

You're like, I have those glasses of the hat. Yeah, I mean, they basically have the same thing. That's why I was laughing. I was like, Dad damn, that's what I'm dressed like. That somehow I know that that's a good thing. The guy was the architect of the fucking architect of the Iraq invasion, weapons of mass destruction host, all that shit. He was a slumberger guy, right?

He was a scary guy, man. He was the oil guy, right? He couldn't put it. Halliburton. Yeah, Halliburton. Fuck. Bro. That's weird.

I mean, mental gymnastics. Everything's gotten so bizarre, dude. He's not dead? No. Oh, it's a fake report? Yeah. Fake Dick Cheney death report came from R.T. parody account.

Those motherfuck. Do you remember the first time you saw a message that said RIP, Joe Rogan? Yeah. Not the first time, but I've seen a bunch. Right. Do you remember the first time? No. No.

I was like, what? Joe Rogan died? Oh, really? Yeah. I think it might have been the first time I saw. on RIP as a satire thing. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, sometimes those are fun. I never really think the roguing ones are funny. I'm like, oh, you hate him that much. They're hilarious.

But at one time I did say Ian Rousseau's dead RIP. I thought that was funny. But nobody knows who it is. It's got no likes. Fuck it. Let's see here. All right, what else do we got? the next one is posted by Confident Search 8648. Newsom and the lesbian black mirror don't give a thug about you. That's what you're doing. His face at the beginning is great. Laud watch. Nothing there.

Nothing behind the eyes. That's what you're dealing with. Oh, but she's a lesbian black mare, governor. Is Karen Bass a lesbian? I didn't even know that. Is she? I don't know. I go shop says she is.

I don't know. Jamie here to fact check. Carol, his Baskins? She killed her husband. Oh, she's killed by tigers. Something like that.

It's cool, right? That's cool. Your house is gone. She can help you? And all these people I mentioned knew some, the head of the fucking fire station, all that. I've been waiting for this for what,

two weeks now, dude. Ever since the fire, the first thing that I thought when the fires started, I was like, oh, shop's going to talk about fires. Mm-hmm. Oh. And it is like everything you expect.

I think I amped it up too much of my mind because he's just going to repeat the same kind of stuff. Yeah. The chief, all that, these elites, news, all these people, Vass,

all these fucking morons. They're fine. Do you think he's taking notes from Andrew Scholes? Be like the epiphany thing? and like create your own take type thing of things that have already been said well he probably looks at shultz is like damn he's doing really good you know and you know shop as you just said like he likes to copy things yeah so he's probably like okay all right let me try that let me do a little bit shultz in this episode it's good debate this doesn't affect them in any facet her house is fine

newsom's house is fine his wine his winery fine fine Has water. They're all good. You're not. And you still champion these fucking morons to do the job to represent you. They don't give a flying fuck about you. They got my carter's kids.

They don't give a fuck about you. Oh, no. I'm going to use that water in the fire. Just unreal, dude. Let's see. Shots fired at Daddy. Confidence search 8648. Another one by him. It sounds exactly like the last click because he says, listen.

It's like Joe Biden dropping a look. Look. We beat Medicare. This whole thing was Zach, who's like, yeah, can you believe that they were controlling and suppressing people? Yeah, bitch, and you're part of it. Because you grow out your hair and you get to now. Yeah, but not one of them. But, okay, it's never too late to make change.

At least he's corrected it. He's doing it to protect his ass. He's still a cuck. You're going with them. I like when he talks about Zuckerberg. I'm on board. I like it. You rich privileged fucks.

protect your ass because you're in the lawsuit that Trump did file. So you're doing this to protect your ass and grow out your hair. And you're trying to look like a tough guy. And some people are buying it because they're morons. You look different. When you walked in here today, you look thicker. You look like a different guy. You look like a jitsu guy now.

It's funny. I saw your neck. I'm like his neck's bigger. Your neck is bigger. Good. Are you using iron neck or is it just from training? I do like iron neck. But is iron.

Iron type of look. I don't even know. Is there, are those idiots taking supplements to make your neck look bigger? No, I feel like iron neck is some sort of machine. Yeah, okay. Like maybe like something to work your neck out. I know nothing about lifting, but I think it's just so funny. Like, what group are you working on today?

Nick. Working on my thyroid. Working on my nose muscle. Like a tough guy. And some people are buying it because they're morons. calling Joe Rogan tomorrow. Joe fell for it, man. Listen, he's not as sharp as,

he's not the smartest tool in the shed like shop. No. He's not the brightest crayon. Oh, part six. What happens next? Fuck yeah, dude. This is what I live for now, dude. Yeah.

Let's see. What happened next? Buzz, Buzz, Texas, Texas. What's up? You little think he's out in Texas. Few little. updates for you. Oh, no.

Beg the differ. He doesn't have more than one update. Oh, a few little updates. You got a good brain for this, dude. I'll think of them. Really only just one. Saturday, this Saturday, Budlight Courtyard Event Center.

I am out there. It's right next to AT&T Arena where the Spurs play. Beg the Differ again. begging it for again Yeah I'm not there I told you that before I'm not there But I told

What? What was the update? I told everyone The green room I said it's Saturday night Philly They are notoriously known We're line tamers

Here's a problem The lions no jiu jitsu We don't have our whip Lions are jitsu We don't have our whip it does feel like a stretch for him to say the lions have jujuice

but it also feels like it's right there as it feels more fun but yeah but we don't have our whip you know these lions been drinking well and these lines are blue collars

and they outnumber us and I might say I might go as far as to say we got a lion problem y'all all the shit like haters right they were remain unanimous stuff like this Unanimous.

Yeah. No. You already said it. Well, he just said it. Yeah, yeah, he said unanimous. All the shit. Like haters, right? They were remain unanimous, stuff like this.

Nanimous, yeah. He's going to say it again. Unonymous. They were in. Just say, go from unanimous to unanimous is crazy, dude. That is crazy. That's another one of those ones where I'm like, I'm laughing, but I'm also a little worried.

Yeah. Unanimous. No, no, no, unanimous. These are the reasons why whenever I agree with this job, I'm like, oh, my God. Sure, yeah, you should absolutely feel like that, yeah. I'm like, maybe Gavin Newsom is doing a good job, dude. Unanimous all the stuff. Yeah, unanimous.

What happened? Did Callen just say unanimous? Remain unanimous, all the stuff. Yeah, unanimous. Who knows what's going on. Geez, they're both redacted. I mean, I don't like giving credit to Brian Cowan, but he is with Bapa just at least three hours a week, which is way more. It's a lot of exposure.

Yeah. Let's see this next one. Oh, Gild Guitars, finally. Nice. We haven't seen him as a chins in a long clip. This one's posted by, or Gilgatars chin pays the price for sliding Bapa. Let's see. Start with Brendan.

Motherfucker. You said your mom's from England, right? Yes. So you're half English, basically. So who's the current prime minister of the UK? I will fuck you up. I wouldn't know the name of you if you said it. Oh, that's why, because you're also, your wife is Mexican and your kids are half Mexican.

I will fucking wreck you. This is just a little fun thing because I honestly don't remember all the states. But if you guys want to do this, how do we do? Okay. Brendan, you got 29 states right. Don't make me stop and twist your fucking neck off. It happens, guys, it happens, you know? I will twist your fucking neck.

Oh, that looks like it hurts so much. Oh, man. Oh. I'm terrified, dude. Of working for shot? Of him killing us. Oh, yeah. No, as long as we have these red chairs, we're good.

Yeah. They'll save us. Yeah, if Shane had a red chair, he would still have a good neck. Yeah, he ain't got no chairs, B. Mm-hmm. Mm. And that's how this goes.

That's you. You're trying me out like that. You flying in the air. The whole time he was getting wrestled, I'm like, that's me. I wouldn't know what to do. I just flail my legs and break my neck. Please stop.

You're being blogbusser. I thought you didn't read the comments. I thought you posted ghosts. All right. That's a promo. This one's posted by Mocket Farses. Dos Bozos vodka.

Um, you, didn't you say this earlier in the week? I don't think so. Maybe. I've heard about this sometime during this week, but let's see what this is about. At Dos Bozos, we believe in making money and making it about me. We're real dudes, and I'll be honest with you. Vodka is so cheap to make, and they're all the same shit quality wise. So you're just paying extra for the brand name.

And even though that's widely known, our fans are the kind of people that don't know. Or they did but forgot. Or they were told slowly in plain English, but it just didn't register. But that's okay. At Dos Bozos, we will never talk down to you. As long as you keep paying me to show you my belly, you're my boy. We literally appreciate you. So, so much.

So much. Hold on. Fuck off. No, hold on. There's a clip. No, hold on. Fuck you. Fuck you.

There's a got to be a clip out there of you not interrupting. No. Fine. Look that up. I'm not interrupting. I'm having a fucking conversation. Yeah, okay. That's how conversation is fucking worked.

I agree. With our fans, I can stumble through a shit face callback from three minutes ago. And they act like I just made the Empire State Building disappear. remembering something that happened four minutes ago. Pure fucking magic. Dos bozos. Drink up, retards.

That's good day to be sober. Yeah. Congrats to be. Thank you. Five years. Six years? My relapse. After watching that.

Dude. That fat clown was so disgusting. Yeah, that was gross. I wouldn't, what I was thinking about during that is like, if the, if the prompt you put into AI about me gets a clown that disgusting, I'm like, damn, that sucks for me. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Why would you put that out there? Yeah.

Fuck. All right. Oh, well. Shit happens, B. This next one's posted by Dandy Kaufman 2. I would say another failed intervention dry January. Oh, no. They're trying to tell them to stop.

drinking again. Oh, fuck. It's not even Bapa this time. It's his homies. Chan. Bini guys talking out. I don't know. I was going to try dry January and you're like, I'd like to do it too, man. You know what? Let's do it together. We dapped on it. And then January 1st, I'm like, Chin, all right, here we go. Day

one. And you're like, no, fuck that. That's stupid. Cracked a beer. Yeah. I don't want anyone telling me what to do, especially It's your decision, though. A dry jacket. I know. I'm not telling me what to do either. I was going to say, especially me. Nobody's going to tell me what to do.

Especially me. I respect it. Yeah, and he absolutely was not listening to himself because he got super fucked up on Saturday, didn't you? How fucked up, though? I mean, you just looked drunk when we were at the karaoke bar, like, when you're ready. I was done. There was a...

I mean, I pray for him. Every night. He seems like a guy that needs to drink every night. He seems like a guy that needs to drink every day or once a week. Seven times a week. But, you know, I wish him the best. Yeah, it's a be any guy. Come on.

Be cool, dude. Why are you putting your friend out like there? Yeah, kind of blowing up a spot. Yeah. We dabbed on it. We Pinky promised. We, you know. Bro, we like came up and we was like, bread.

We ain't drinking. And she ever, dog. Like, levels. Facts. And you out here just not even looking for the bag no more. That's facts That's facts, though. All right, this next one's posted by Dr. Stoppage.

Lex Friedman, I love fighting. I've been in the street fights my whole life. I'm as alpha in everything I do as it gets. Let's see this. Let me, okay, so I love fighting. I've been in street fights my whole life. I'm as alpha in everything I do as it gets. And the fact that Joe Rogan said that I thought scent of a woman is a better movie than John Wick.

Put me into this beta category. Let me, okay. So. By alpha, does he mean boring? I've been in street fights my whole life. Yeah. Why is it not letting me stop it? There you go.

He's truly boring. Yeah. Like I just don't, I don't understand the appeal of Lex Friedman in any facet. Who is watching this and why? Oh, dude, industry plant. Oh, okay. JRE industry plant. Yeah, it must be.

Him and Sean Ryan. I saw a little bit of that guy in Shorts and Oathman show. It's like, he talks like this, he goes, oh, yeah, right? That's how he interviews. Okay. What happened?

Right. All right. Cool. Yeah. Like, that's the whole thing. You want to watch that? Why? What?

Yeah, Shob is a way better interviewer. He's like, your wife died in a car crash. Talk about that. That's fucking awesome. That is funny. It's better than like Sean Ryan who's, it's almost like, do you know you're on a show? Are you, can you see me? I don't know if you guys remember this from way back when maybe Timos, whatever, 50, 60. But I had this issue where Licks Friedman would always be on my TV.

If it auto played, YouTube autoplay, it would just go to his podcast. And it became like this weird cycle that I'm watching Licks Friedman all the time, according to YouTube. Yeah. So it just kept showing it. I got it to stop. I don't know how I did, but I got it to stop.

That's awesome. I'm glad you did. I would call tech support. Yeah. I'd do anything I could to get it off the screen. It's like I've never watched a Lex Friedman podcast, not ironically. No. You know,

the last thing you want is someone coming over, you put on YouTube and Lex Friedman shows up there like, all right, I'm out. Yeah. Lex Friedman, he's like a substitute teacher that thinks he's cool, that you'd have your parents call the school and be like, can we get that rid of it? Not that I ever did that. Yeah.

But, I mean, that's what I'm just thinking about that now. Imagine going to a kickback and they just have Lex Friedman's podcast playing in the background. No. Mm-mm. You found out you lost, however many friends that day. He sucks. He's on par with Adam Ray. They both are terrible.

I was just going to say, and his guest that day is Adam Ray. It's just like talking about street fights. I'm sure. I don't usually watch Adam, or Lex Freeman, but Adam Ray's on today. Like, I got to go. As if that's cool. Yeah. you fight a lot of people in the streets. Great.

Good. That's really, yeah, that's great. This one's posted by Fudge Runyon. It's called Bapa's New Life in Austin. Did Daddy Rogan come outside in Fye companion? That's a stupid big mustache. Oh, wasn't this the Mark Zuckerberg meme? I don't know, maybe. Where he was outside the window looking in.

I didn't see it. Yeah. Great meme, never seen it. Let's see here. Oh, finally, dude. George is about to lose another job posted by Fram X. Let's see what this is about. There's no podcast. There's no podcast. You move the fuck on.

Trust me, I was getting tortured you, too, but I didn't answer one email. I didn't give a Frenchman's fuck. Go find something to do. Go play in traffic. Complained. Knock it off with the phone, George. Knock it off, please. For Christ's fucking sake.

But I'm doing the job. I didn't know that George's work for that pod. Dang. He's on his phone. I got a, I agree with Joey here. You know, you got a job. Stay off the phone. It's a podcast, bro.

Yeah. Imagine if we had George over here just on his phone while we're doing this. I'd spit on him. Mm-hmm. In his face. You're going to do a fuck. You're going to be on a phone when you got Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt performing in front of you. Knock it off, George.

You fucking, aren't you in babies? Eating another starly. you know, they got a force feed and weed I don't fuck I saw our buddy Doc he came in this week which has been great

hopefully we will see him tomorrow night yeah we are gonna see him tomorrow night Doc Willis Doc Willis that'd be wild Off the phone George Oh man yeah Joey T's is a different for sure

Let's see here This one's supposed by Mick chicken in the bag Diddler asks Papa of any fighters are from Stockton on Golden Hour. Oh, shit. Uh-oh. I got a bunch of shows coming up in like Stockton.

Not a lot of MMA guys are in Stockton, right? Do, do. Got you. I'll rip your fucking neck off, though. Because you fancy yourself a fist of cuffs. Um, there's a few. No, it's not, I thought there was. No, there's a, there's a good amount.

That's, uh, the Diaz, the Diaz brothers. Oh, right. Okay. That's why I thought about that. Yeah. All they keep repeating is 209. I'm very proud of them. For those of you in Los Angeles, especially with the fire affected areas, please be safe. Sorry, everything happened to you guys. What can you do? What's going on with your dog?

You know. Dogs are dogs, man. See, my girl's grandma died. I pumped her full of CBD in my mother. Pumpt her full of C. While I was over and she gets a call. And we're like headed out of the door. she's like, what?

And then, yeah, game set match. And, yeah, Grim Reaper came knocking on the door in Chicago. Oh, God. Grim Reaper came knocking on the door in Chicago. Shavza, like, nurse, the patient's dead. What happened? Oh, dude, pumped her full of CBD. What?

Wait, what? Yeah, man. She was in Chicago. She's not here? She's in, what? She's on L.A. She's right in, yeah, but Grim Rieber came a knocking. and she games set.

She, how did she die? Game set match. Why are you wearing a backwards hat in the hospital? Is that bandana an N75 or whatever the fuck mask? Oh, God damn it. I'm so tired. Let's see. Yeah. Let's get a couple more in here.

Pause. Let's do another jokey pie, shall we? Oh, we wanted to get this on the soundboard. Yeah. Yeah, we watched a little bit of this the other night. Yeah. Confidence search 8648. to Robbie Goodwin. We were on his podcast. I think it's on the live area of his, what about Rob maybe? What about Rob? Yeah. Show. Shout out to him. Um, okay. Let's do another

jokey pie, shall we? Let's do another jokey pie, shall we? Um, okay. Shut the fuck up. You're gay. You're literally gay. You're literally gay. Um, okay. Let's do another joking pie, shall we? That's awful. We know, we know a couple guys that are in the closet and they live in hell. Yeah. They live in hell. Try working with them. That reminded me shockingly about what I was thinking about the air clip in reality was like when he was talking about the fat chicks, I was like, oh, okay. So he's now doing the David Lucas routines. This is a day straight out of the David Lucas thing.

Oh, no, da, da, da, da. That's, but what if Lucas is in the closet? And that's who Red Band's talking about. Well, it's also an obvious joke from Red Band because it's the running bit that Tony's gay on the show. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, I don't just, you know. I don't think he's a Beatles lyric when he's saying that. Deep.

Paul's really dead. I think you were talking about Lucas. You're right. Um, okay. I wasn't talking about Tony. You son of a bitch. Everybody always assumes I'm talking about Tony. Tony's so straight, it's so crazy.

He's so straight. He's the most. Definitely. Nobody's, dude. Let's do another jokey pie, shall we? Come Tony. Oh, my God. I can't believe my gay.

He's the straightest gay guy that's ever existed. Um, okay. But, yeah. Definitely. Shane Gilston and Tony Hitchclothes amazing. Yeah. Oh my God. David.

David. Let's see. One more, yeah? Yeah. Okay, this is posted by handsome black man. Damn, Kevin Hartvoice. The face you make when you move to, you have to move to Austin because your boss doesn't like California's fire protocol.

I got moved to Austin. Do you think he knew when the fires happened? He's like, fuck, we're going to have to move the show to Austin. Wow. Yeah, probably.

That's the alert on his phone. He's like, shit, pack a bag. What, the fire's here? No, we have to move to Austin. Brendan's been waiting for something to what happened.

Let's see if there's another quick. Okay. Confidence search 8648. It drives me nuts where Brian is today. Has anyone checked on Bapa? That's different. That's different. That's hot.

Well, that's preposterous. That's a $4 million dollar car. That's a Pagani I don't even know how to say that How do you say that? It looks like a fucking It looks like an iranid

That's a monster Motherfucker A nine second That's what you need That's what you need count You do It's very important When your special kicks it

And you start selling out Giant theaters Let's go baby Let's get a little Wobobababha In your life That's what That's what

That's what Fucking Tune Town Dry Fast Salk gas should be Yeah That's what the show should be. Just Shob doing impressions of cars. Absolutely. Yes.

Or at least some of that. But what we got is what we get. How sad do you think Shob gets when he sees Colin sitting across from Joe and Joe's going, Oh, the most sad. Yeah. He's like, this is a sad. But yeah, I think that's all the chins for clip today. All right.

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