10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub is REALLY TEACHING BASEBALL | 10 Minutes of Schaub #154

Episode Date: September 5, 2026

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One day Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop Thanks for tuning in As always join the Patreon Join the Reddit, join the Discord This week on Patreon We watched Kill Tony And it was different

They were on Netflix cooking This show and June We'll be switching to two times a month I hate what this show is making you be come, dude Why is that? It was on. nearly a gung, it's your friend. Jesus Christ.

Look, the shop sinks into me and there's nothing I can do. I just let it take over, pause. I just picture you being my best man and being like, you know, listen, let's say Sandra, he's a great gay. Never met him.

I'm so glad he got you found each other, keep him busy. I'd love to do that. You're running. I don't know if I could control it. Like, you know, we always thought that Gerardo was a redact, but you turned him into someone

that I can proudly say is not blog bussa. I'm surprised he's marrying a girl. I thought he was gay. That's maybe Miguel's part. It'll be a dual speech and he calls you gay. None of you were invited. Let me tell you something about Gerardo. He'll keep you busy.

Your whole family just doesn't understand what's going on. I didn't know when he said that you're his girlfriend now that you'd be married one day. Oh, that's fucking dicey, dicey. Yeah. I'm doing this to the priest's face. He sees my hand.

You're just like sea clamping to your whole siege. Where's the ring? This wedding is about me. Funeral fit. All right, I'm done. It's not why you're here. You're here to watch Tim Sashab.

So start the timer. Play the chink clip. All righty. The first one we have is posted by Hey Mark Wigsky. It's called Brendan. By the way, if you hear gunshots and shit, we're at my apartment right now. there's, you hear the sirens.

Yeah, it's basically Chin's place. That's not what I'm saying. I live in the ghetto, dude. Chin lives in a nice part of town compared to me. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Brennan, let's fat kid get a hit off on him. Brennan, let's fat kid get a hit up on him, I guess.

I don't know why it's already started. Let's see if we can go back. It's muted. Yeah, I got that. Let's see here. I went to the mound the other day. There's a big fact. Why does it do this?

This is annoying. Reddy needs to figure out their shit, dude. We got this show all figured out. Reddy doesn't have shit figured out, dude. And I'm muted again. How did it unmute again? What the fuck, dude? I can't go up.

There's a big fat kid. They're slow. I went, buddy, if this kid gets a hit off you, we're not pitching anymore. That's where I'm at. I go, if this fat kid, slow fat kid gets hit off you, this isn't for you. That's a little bit. What? Mean?

It's sports. Tighten the fuck up. That's why I'm his dad. That's why he's an outlier, you know? That is, you got to be ruthless. If he's a big, chunky slow kid, and he gets a hit off you? Oh, we got work to do. If he's big chunky kid, his bat speed is going to be a little slower, so let's go out of the pipe.

Oh, light is, from the silence and go light his ass up. And then T just looks at him and you'll say that from the. Oh, yeah. No, no, he's not very fatherly. I take a, I'm not fatherly? No, I mean, with other kids. Excuse me, sir. No, you're very fatherly.

Great dad. Beast of a den. Yeah. I wonder how many fat people have beaten Brennan at something. Probably a lot. So many, right? Countless. Yeah.

Countless success. I mean, you just, if it's a battle of wits of any kind, they got you beat the air. And then Roy Nelson knocked him out pretty decisively. Yeah. I would argue that fat people always beat him. Yeah. You know, he talks shit about them because they, that's a part of his insecurities. He's always losing the fat people.

Yep. that's probably the real reason, yeah. He's like, you cannot lose to fat people. And that's like a self-fulfilling prophecy to his kid. He's going to always lose to fat people too. Yeah, yeah, true. Fuck. You know what they say about the tortoise in the hair, dude?

The slowest one always gets the race done, right? Slow but steady. When's the race, yes? I was trying to make it wrong. This one's posted by Gunslinger 4. Coach Schaubb in parentheses. Or in quotations, do you think we're really going to see him? Or is this just somebody that's like shot?

Is that him? I can't tell. I think so because maybe the tattoos on there. It looks like he's height, too. Yeah. Does he film? Someone try to deck him? No, they're throwing out his feet, dude.

Oh, okay. He can't scoop it up. He's trying to scoop up the bag here. Right. Mm-hmm. Of course his glove is all different kinds of colors, dude. Is it? Yeah, watch.

Oh, wow. It's blue on the mid area. It looks like it's blue and pinkish. It's like a gender reveal. What the fucking song is playing, dude? I don't know. It sounds like some weird, like old instructional video music maybe. This is kind of fascinating that we are watching him at baseball practice.

You know? I never thought in a million years that I, would be doing a YouTube show where I am watching a famous man record himself at his son's baseball practice. That is strange. I can't get past that. I'd never thought he'd be standing up. You think he's telling jokes? I thought he'd be sitting down and eating sunflower seeds, you know? And I definitely, but where also, it would be cool if we could see where the cubby is. Or maybe there's just a practice field. The cubby's not there. He's definitely saying, uh, scooped at the bag.

That's what I think of when I see people scoop up the ball off the ground, scoop the bag. Definitely similar action. He's calling a couple of the kids gay. Parents don't like that. You know what I mean? You're a dad and you see an MMA player call your kid gay. Yeah.

And he's, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean like gay. You know what I mean, right? He should catch the ball. Miho, miho, meho, cabron, cabron. You're gay. Like, hitting a lot of these kids of that. when he kicks up his leg

is pretty funny. I mean, we give him flack for talking and walking strange in the Greengo Pobby, but he's basically walking and doing the same mannerisms. You know what I mean? Right. That he did on stage. Like, oh, oh, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, what was it? Walking back and forth.

Oh, yeah, I got the jogs, Johnson, Johnson. You know, like. I don't, yeah. Yeah, he's definitely, I mean, he's definitely, I mean, I'll say this. taking it seriously, very seriously. The other guy seems really good at hitting the ball to the kids. He's got it down. Like, this is, I would fuck this up.

Yeah, me too. He's a good coach. I would hit foul balls at practice. Yeah, man. I would strike out as a coach, for sure. I don't show. Honestly, I'm kind of impressed by this. Besides the weird kicking thing that he did just there,

everything else looks pretty good. He looks pretty upset at somebody. Yeah, he was mad at that. kid, I think. He was like not expecting it. And it may, he probably made it look bad, maybe. He went to go intern at the mechanic shop and was like, this one fucking kid. He's talking shit about the kids. Or maybe he's talking to shit about people and they're all like, yeah,

fuck that guy up, but he's talking about kids, really. This one guy threw a baseball at my head. What did you do, Shab? I let him go. I would have fucking killed him. He was tiny. He asked the kid. Do you have a gun? But do you think, okay, devil's assistant, is Shob's job necessary? here. I don't really remember baseball practice. Was there a guy that would just throw it back behind the coach?

Yeah. There was, right? Yeah. I just want to make sure. Yeah. Do you never play baseball? I have to investigate from every angle. Yeah. Pause. Let's see here. This one's posted by Aware Building 7391. Luck of the drawl. I mean,

it just looks like when you at first glance it looks like an apocalyptic setting. But you can see now. Just the worst shirt of all time. I guess any Anytime you see hangers outside, it's kind of like apocalyptic in a way. Like these aren't even inside. It's not even like, you know, there's inside dogs, outside dogs.

Yeah. This is inside or outside clothes, dude. I mean, this could, when you or I move again, this is absolutely a possibility if we do like a yard sale. Yeah. With all of our thick stuff. The worst thing is the drippy donut. Yeah. I want him to explain that.

Why? He loves donuts probably. I get that part, but why drip? What's up with that? I don't know. What are we doing here? He probably learned some slang. on merch week.

He learned about drip. You get some thick boy drip. You know what I mean? That's what it is. That'd be cool if you got a donut when you bought a shirt. Like that would make sense. Like the first company to sell you an actual edible donut while you purchasing merch.

How do you get the donut? They got to figure that out. I'm not trying. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, come on. This one's posted by seven digit. How to make your nine year old hate baseball.

Oh my God, I got hiccups. The other day, again, he only gave up two hits. There's a big fat kid there, slow. I went, buddy, if this kid gets a hit off you, we're not pitching anymore. That's where I'm at. And that's also why his attitude's that way. Part of it's on me. I go, if this fat kid, slow fat kid gets hit off you, this isn't for you.

How much more therapy do you think you would have if you had a podcast with Brendan Schaub? Probably a lot. you'd have to talk about it afterwards, you know. Like dealing with anger and resentment. And like how to deal with someone that your therapist is like, is he still not paying you? Because you understand you pay me, right? You understand the idea of money.

Where are you getting money to pay me? Your job, your job is podcasting with a cretan? It doesn't pay. What do you mean you drink a lot of men? magic mind. Yeah. So you tell I'm paid in sponsorships.

What? Mean? It's sports. Tighten the fuck up. That's why I'm his dad. That's why he's an outlier, you know? Wasn't he saying like people take this way too seriously and then he's back to taking it way too seriously?

Yeah. He's like the, he's got all the worst stereotypical dad things about sports. Yikes. Not good. So you got to be ruthless. Off the field. We're very nice to the. kid. And that kid doesn't hear it.

Of course not. But T knows if he's a big, chunky, slow kid, and he gets a hit off you? Oh, we got work to do. If he's big chunky kid, his bat speed is going to be a little slower. So let's go, go out of the pipe. Oh, light is, from the silence and go, light his ass up. And then T just looks at him and you'll say that from the. Oh, yeah. Oh, baseball's no joke, huh?

No, no. Light his ass up? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I get pretty hardcore. You're kind of a baseball dad, huh? Sometimes fat kids, especially in baseball, would be so good because they can hit the ball way farther or stronger. Part of that fat is muscle.

And I took tennis and there's this fat kid that was the son of the tennis coach and he was fat. But he was so good at tennis, he would never move. But when you play him, he would hit the ball so hard because he knows tennis that they would be like 40 love. You know, he'd get that and go, you go, oh, Fuck. If you could ever return it, he's fucked.

But you can't because it's like coming at you 100 miles per hour. You're 10 years old. You're like, oh, he's a great fat kid. Yeah. I told my son, I'm not going to go there. I like how he said hardcore. Did you hear that? It's hardcore.

I missed it. Let's see here. Yeah. Oh, baseball's no joke, huh? No, no. Light his ass up? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I get pretty hardcore. Yeah. He's happy about it. kind of zesty. I'm a little zesty, but I'm a little hard to cry. Yeah. You're kind of a baseball. Oh, to the fullest. But not one of those, not one of the psychos, though. I don't sound like it. No. Let his ass up. I just tell T to compete. How old is that good? Eight, nine? Nine.

Like, I was trying to explain to T like, he has whatever for practice week. We still have to hit outside that. I'm like, buddy, the games in practice are the bare minimum. Everyone's doing. Everyone's doing. practicing games. It's the bare minimum. So whatever, let's say there's 10 million kids playing baseball. All of them are going to practice playing games. If you want to get to where the fuck you want to go, we're going to have to do way more than this. You're not even remotely close. Right. Practice. We're talking about practice. All these idiots practice. All these kids. Yeah. Idiots. Why is he calling the children idiots?

He's not wrong, I guess, on that part of it. You probably do need to do more than practice and play. That'd be really good. But there's a way to be assertive rather than aggressive. Yeah. I understand you want to play, you know, Scooby-Doo, mystery machine hunts. That's what we did.

Yeah. You know, I understand you want to eat Banco Mantequilla all day long. But if you want to get to the next level, hit out of it, and I did not choose the next level. You know what I mean? Yeah. Were they calm with you like that? No, not a chance.

That's what I want. You know what I mean? I'm talking to my fucking inner child here, dude. My dad called me out, and he was on, I was on the other team. He helped the other team get me out. That was a good story. Yeah. That's horrible.

Horrible. No, he was out. It's like, you're my dad. Yeah. Why aren't you? He's like, you can tack him. You can tack him. I'm like, dad, he's tagging me.

I young Gerardo, you have two hands eating a papusa, and your dad comes and slaps that your face. Like, why aren't you fucking extra practice? Yeah. my dad used to say you're going to be as fat as Dan. Dan was huge. And he would tell me all the time. Like I'll be asking him about something else, you know,

and be like, you're going to be just as fat as Dan. Jeez. This is not about food or anything. I was asking about my math homework. You know? This is an Arby's. Okay, that's about food for Arby's. Poor Dan.

Yeah, Dan. You honestly. Dan caught strays. I don't even think he's with us anymore. Right. Well, good. I mean, we don't need him. Yeah, you're right.

guy's fat as fuck. Okay, this one's posted by Guild of guitars. We haven't seen that in a while. Oh shit. How'd Hollywood go, Bapa? Bapa arriving in Hollywood versus Bapa leaving Hollywood. Wow. Look at them teeth, though.

Yeah, what happened? What the fuck? Geez. I mean, it's just all fucked up. My computer's all fucked up. My teeth did get smaller when I moved to Hollywood, though. Everybody knows that. Just.

He looks like you could think this is Ghalm right here, dude? It looks bad. Yeah. It looks like a busy day for a dentist. Mm-hmm. Definitely. The breath probably not too good. Yeah.

Pause. Rogue nicotine's like, let's touch his mouth up a little bit, yeah? Yeah, dude. He has all that fucking black rifle shit. Like, well, you know, now, now you're learning why people don't recommend doing that. Mm-hmm. How long until he goes back to Colorado? This one's posted by three fingers of milk.

Is it your birthday B or is it Louis Vuitton's? Heard it both ways. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Mm-hmm.

My lower back aches all the time. I go to bed by 8.40 p.m. and 90% of the time I look homeless. However, that still makes me the richest woman on earth. I'm surrounded by my family friends and I am overall pretty healthy. I hope the genetics continue to bless me with. the years to come, coming years of aging, cheers. Okay.

Well, I'm happy for her. That cake is a little redacted, but, you know, it's funny. Louis Vuitton cake. It's kind of funny, honestly. Right. Like, I wonder what Shab's cake is going to be. I mean, that's just another spicy, you know, variety, right? You're going to have a Louis Vuitton cake if your girl's spicy.

You know what I mean? I guess so, yeah, you know, that's probably right. She's watching, keeping up with the Kardashians. She's going to get Louis Vuitton cakes. She's going to take half-naked fucking bedroom selfies. Yeah, that's definitely her vibe for sure. It would be weird. It almost be more concerning if there wasn't that.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. No bathroom selfies this month? What's going on? Like, are you okay? Mm-mm. Let's talk about it.

Right? So I think she's happy and that's good. And I hope Shob gets a truck cake. Yep. That's what he deserves. Texas are arg loading. posted by seven, did you? Oh, Brian.

This photo really sneaks up on you. And, like, there's little morsels. Yeah. Lifted truck, cigar, cowboy hat, Dazey Dukes. Yep. Just benching way too much weight. It looks like the beginnings

of one of their stupid videos. Brian with his, like, doing some sort of weird bit. It's like, I'm gay. Kind of, it looks like you could be Joe Rogan, Brian, or Jay. You know what I mean? Yeah. Right? All three of them, yeah.

All three of them in one. Kind of, yeah, AI, they kind of did that, yeah. It also makes Brian look a little younger. It's a friendly AI. It's weird how AI gets his face right every time. Right. Well, like, yeah, yeah. That's robot intelligence for you.

Yeah, it understands job. The games are, um, bare minimum baseball dad catching highlights. We just, successful, egg 83, 45, but we need to hear the audio bapa. Practice or the bare minimum. everyone's doing practice in games. It's the bare minimum. So whatever, let's say there's 10 million kids playing baseball. All of them are going to practice playing games.

If you want to get to where the fuck you want to go, we're going to have to do way more than this. You're not even remotely close. Practice. We're talking about practice. All these idiots practice. Yeah. All these kids.

Yeah. What? Mean? It's sports. Tighten the fuck up. He was meant to be on stage, dude. Yeah. It's just he needs to do it for longer and he'll be a lot better.

He's electrifying. Yeah. It's like whether it's good or bad, it really doesn't matter. He just, that's where he belongs. I don't know why I'm getting this fucking meet Asian singles in your area. Like every single ad. Meet mature Asians. Yeah, dude.

What the hell? Please leave a comment below. Why is that happening? Is it happening to you too? Yeah. Please say it is. Let's see here. This one's posted by.

Indy Brazil. Did I say who the last one was supposed to buy? I'm not sure. A successful Egg 83.45, one of our guys. Oh, yeah. This one's posted by Indy Brazil. Y'all must have forgot. I hate it when he says that. I know, right. Is it about Bo? Bo. The guy that talked about

Germany? Oh, no, that's Chase, right? Chase something. I don't know. Bryce Mitchell. Oh, you're right. Maybe Bo Neckle, but Bo Neckle lost, I think. I don't know how I know this stuff I have not been keeping up on UFC. Yeah. Let's see here.

Bo Nickel is fighting. Y'all must have forgot. Now I see. Immediately I see why yes. You almost have forgot. You guys know how high I am on Bo Nickel. I think he's our last hope as an American become world champion. If he doesn't use his wrestling, I'm going to freak the fuck out.

He's such an elite wrestler. be so dominant in wrestling, you don't give a fuck about their black belt. Wrestling usually beats jih Tzu nine times out of ten. If you just have some defense. If we get a shitty striking match, I'm going to lose my shit. And probably say nothing.

But still, but his transition is so high level from jih Tjitsu to wrestling, dude, that's what makes him special, not his striking. Yeah, but Bo Nickle should absolutely mollywop RDR.D.R. Uh, who's RDR?

I don't know who RDR is, but Bo Niko lost whoever he fought. He got, like, knocked out. I think he got, maybe, like, body punch out. I don't know. Okay. I remember that was a big deal. I was walking my dog, my dog. And I saw that on Twitter.

Y'all must have forgotten. There goes Brendan's great American hope. Bapa curse had it again, posted by Dazzling Rabbit 633. How convenient that it's right here. Oh, fuck. No, no. Need to the face. Need to the. Are you allowed to do that? That was neat to the chest.

Oh, it needed a chest. Okay. So it was body kind of. Yeah. Just. God, dude. That's brutal, dude. That's awesome. What a sick thing to do. Y'all must have a far gone. Well, shout out to both Brennan Shop and Bo Nickle, RIP. This one's posted by PM Your Awkward Smile. Does Bapa even mention the swede nectar anymore?

Not a chance, dude. No. He doesn't mention his L's. No, I think that shit is over. I mean, I don't even know if it's in... It wasn't that bad. Yeah. It was pretty much just...

It was a little bit better than Jim Beam. You think he's gonna be able to talk about it negatively of the future? Yeah, I think he could probably do some jokes. Sometimes he's self-aware and he's like, remember when I try to be like George Clooney and I fucking... He don't joke no more, dude. He's not a comedian. That's true.

No. What I'm saying is he's going to speak negatively about it in the future. Oh. He has a bad habit of doing this. What does he do? Like Bravo and he talks negative about it. Oh, yeah. Right. And he lies when there's clear evidence as opposed to what he's saying. Right. You know what I mean? Same thing when this thing that he sold his fans, the merch people he works with, like, you know, people that he hires as designers and stuff. Yeah, you're right. It's only a ticking time bomb that he's going to speak negatively on his experience with owning and selling liquor. Yeah, Tiger Thick was never his idea. They fucked up the rollout. Somebody tricked him into doing that.

Wait until poor Osos, like either they sell the company or something like that and he's going to share his experience at that time. That makes sense. Yeah. And then he's like, guys, you know, promo code shop at poor Osos gets you some vodka. What?

No, I'm saying when Brendan, Brett, what's his name? Burke Reischer. Conisher and Tom Segura sell the company. Oh, when they get rid of it. Shob's going to come out and be like, I never talked about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

He's not going to sell their liquor, right? If they keep it, he might. Any chance at a promo code, I'm saying. Oh, okay. Got you. Let's see here. This one's posted by dazzling Rabbit 633. Who's going to tell Bapa?

Posted by Brennan Schab. Who likes the idea of Amazon having a Made in America button so users can filter out made in China products? is there already does that already exist or what is he saying? I think he's going he's like trying to talk about tariff stuff now. I'm talking about the poster

dazzling rabbit who's going to tell Papa what? Oh, that like that oh I see you know my his merch is probably not made here the stuff he sells right? Yeah. Yeah. 100% definitely not.

Oh fuck no it's Amazon because they list the tariffs now so maybe that's what it is. I have no idea what's happening with any of that. That's true. We only listen to Brennan Chop's stuff, so we know even less than him to... Don't say we ever.

This one's posted by Suitable Yellow 4071. One Brendan Choppers, guerrilla on Scaved. I didn't even see this when we were talking about this on the live stream. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Let's see here. What are you going to do? Volume punch me motherfucker?

That's what you're going to do? What are you going to do? Outgraple me? in what fucking sense in what fucking sats dude what world are you living it in what fast it now

if you're doing this because you fancy yourself a fist of cuffs how long does this conversation happen with the gorilla when he's yelling at the gorilla gorilla just one tear comes out of the gorilla's eyes

if you fancy yourself you want to actually grapple me I'm not hard to get a hold of Pull the fuck up His face And you can show up with all your boys Do all that stuff But what a real man will do

Is pull up one on one I don't have a posse I don't need one bud I don't have friends I'll drop my kid off at fucking practice Roll over Twist your fucking neck off And then pick him up just in time

On Skate On Skate For the rest of your fucking life Bud Whenever I want want. Wow. Okay. So it's just that. Unscathed. I like, the music is great. Kind of got me hyped. I would love to see him fight a gorilla. And win, though. I want him to have a win.

I do too. Yeah, I don't want him to know when because I don't want him to get hurt. Yeah. That would be so funny. But also, I don't know if I want the gorilla to get hurt, though, either. Yeah, you're right. So I don't know what, what's the fun. The funniest outcome of maybe they become friends and like he replaces Callan with the gorilla on the show. The fighter and the gorilla. Yeah, dude. That would be a dicey name for a podcast, but still. Yeah, dude.

Be better podcasts, honestly. The gorilla, like, accidentally kills chin. Callan becomes like a guest. You know, the gorilla keeps him busy. Yes. The show is essentially like Brendan laughing at the gorilla almost killing Callan. Yeah. He's chasing him around all the time.

That would be fun. Callan's like trying to hide in places and girls fucking room. Yeah. Well, do we know if Senaz is going to go to Austin? That's a good question. I don't know. That's a good little spot for the gorilla to take up. You know what I mean?

Yeah, the gorilla, the intern? Yeah. And the gorilla has headphones on and runs the board. Yeah. Or ask questions. 100%, Papa. I think they need a gorilla on the show. Yeah, me too.

I'm getting fucking spam calls left and right right now. And whenever we do Brennan Shop show, I get spam calls. Are you sure it's not all those Asian milks you've been searching for? Oh, that probably explains that. Yeah. You plant the seed and then now it's growing. Well, dude, they say that there's Asian milk's lonely in my area. Right.

You think I'm not going to try? No, I'm the, how you should. Right. You click it all the time, right? How you click it every night. Yeah, every day. Oh, wait, wait, wait. There we go.

A few things on the redacted beast of a baseball dad. Few things on the redacted beast of a baseball dead posted by Bright Bread. Let's see here. Six years later, Big Al is still hitting dingh. Delia, at home they call me Big Al and I hit Dangers. Hi, mine is out for Delea. At home they call me Big Out and I hit Dingers. Yeah, I was going to say, you know, people don't really appreciate when we show how...

They don't call me that anymore. Not that big. Yeah, I got in the box. I was sit one pitch. I got that pitch and I didn't miss it. So really excited. Coach, the legend of Big Al. He saw that he did, he still indeed does hit Dingers.

Yeah, yeah. That was a big spot there. you know, getting us going. He was super excited around those bases. But yeah, the legend continues and hopefully can get some more as the season goes on.

People don't like when we talk about expertise and what we know about around here. I know for a fact, these nine-year-olds are playing on a small field, dude. So yeah, they're going to be slow, fat people. Right? But when you fucking expand the field, the game slows down, dude.

So not only are you used to hit slow, now you're big popy Ortiz at the plate, hitting fucking dingers, every other. I don't feel comfortable saying that word. It sounds like something else. But you feel comfortable hitting home runs now that you got an extended field. More time to watch the ball come at you when tigers are trying to hurl a 70 mile an hour fastball. Yep. Facts. You know, you call it. The feel gets bigger. So it doesn't necessarily mean the guy gets bigger and sometimes it become big out. Sometimes the guy stays big. Exactly.

They're eating beans and cheese every night. You know what I mean? Fucking hot chitos getting flown all over the place. Yeah, dude. I mean, like I said, Some of these big fat kids are good. And they stay good. Deuce Maciato. For sure. Peaches Delight. This one's posted by Mr. Interpreted

Ideal Mail Setup. This looks like something you posted once. Chin. It's so funny that he did this. It's kind of weird, right? It is a little strange. It is kind of like the bit, but I feel like a lot of people have done that bit.

It doesn't necessarily mean he saw my And everyone who's got the ball fan here. This is for your balls. And this is the for the face. Oh, okay. You got to purify that airhead into your balls. Right. It looks like one of those iPhone camera things.

Oh, a ring light? Yeah. What kind of videos is he making that low, dude? Pause. Yeah. I mean, they don't pay enough at T-Fat K, dude. He's got an only fans. Mm-hmm.

Only chins. But it is the air purifier, right? It's not a. I think it's probably that. I don't know though. I don't know what that, that looks futuristic. Yeah, so does chin. This is here. Okay, finally, a bachelor's program ad, not a fucking single sexy milfs.

You can go to ASU after you have all the sex with the milfs. They're not growing up. I missed them already, dude. This one's posted by Money Loan 1864. Bapa doesn't like when you make fun of DFAG. Oh. Oh, what? Let's see from the beginning. They're not growing up.

All right, but this isn't a car podcast, right? Fuck it, dude. This isn't any. Go fast all gas or whatever, right? Drive fast all gas. Okay. I hope I never know what it is, but I have a feeling it's coming around the corner.

I'll know what it is. Go fast. Just this. What is this here? In the front road. He likes like this is based on like the real, he's like the real guy from fast. With his no gas, all gas shirt.

No gas all gas. Guy, you're dumb. You guys figure out what else you got, Nick? Oh, I'm sorry, bro. You want to talk about fucking jumping cars? All gas, no brakes. All gas, no brakes. All gas, no gas.

I like all gas no gas, dude. I know, all gas, no gas. I wish I had thought of that. Oh, that's great. Oh, gas, no brakes. New one. Hey, why do I hate these? I have a new one.

Yeah, I got to get some more online. Because you're a bitch, bro. I haven't been doing mine. I got to get more of mine. Because I saw, I saw. What the fuck? Yeah, what is that? He's called you a bitch.

Whoops. This. Because you're a bitch, bro. Laughing. They're all laughing at him. Wow. Just laughing at his dreams. Art imitates life, dude.

These homeless cats, they're making too much food, dude. Mm-hmm. You know? Now, everyone's homeless. It's like, what is this? California? Yeah. Gadi.

These comics are getting so broke They're going to the food shelter And guess what? You got some orange chicken down there too, Bapa Everywhere you look Mm-hmm Damn Well orange chicken everywhere

But not a drop to eat The drop-ist you dude Right time for an MMA Oh shit Here goes What's it called Luke and Brian Campbell Oh shit

Our guys Posted by Tyson uppercuts Oh I need a handler Let's see here Oh man Why isn't it going Okay Right, time for MMA fighters in the wild.

Here's Marab climbing a mountain, and they're doing dangerous cliff pull up. I mean Marab, buddy. Watch this, Luke. No net. No strings attached. Oh, my fucking God. Dude, O'Malley almost became champion right there. Okay.

Remember how I said keep Yeri weird? Yeah. We got to make Marab less weird. It's not working. Do you think, like, Shab, he needs a handler? Luke or what? Okay. All right.

All right. Skits and bits. I like how happy it makes him, dude. I want to feel like this all day long, dude. You know, it's funny about that. It's like he does it in these little snippets, right? So it's like pure joy a little bit. It's like eating a candy bar at the end of the day.

You know you shouldn't, but you do it anyways. Meanwhile, we're just like, Hey, man. Give me chocolate and put it in my mouth. Pause. Yeah, dude, shout out to Brian Campbell. Dude, the best to ever do it for sure. The next one's posted by OK Employee 7998.

Wow. So this is definitely a sponsored ad. It's just he doesn't look great. It looks like AI. 17 likes. Paid partnership with Dryfast, All Gas. Now available at Drive Fast AllGus.com. They're selling the hat here.

Probably. This is probably part of the new merch. Yikes. Along with all the other Eagle-related paraphernalia. Oh, oh. Yeah. You're telling me, dude, I bought five. This one's supposed to by seat cabinet, 8-5-6-6-plus-22 equals 29.

That's not. It's 28. But so he's at the gym again. Let's see what this says. Diesel Dad Thursday. I shoot my shit. I shoot my shit like a survivor? Like Survivor Man.

One-man Army, quick 29 piece for you. No warm-up. 315 times 6 and end with 225 times 22 damn 29 though that's you know that's just he's not a numbers guy but the math ain't math and here

you know what I mean a lot of strong-ass dads out there keep sending your videos love them so he's watching videos of dads working out doubt it yeah I don't know that's not a strange dude yeah a long day of work now I'm going to watch other dads work out. It's obvious he's just, they are thirsty for a new audience, you know?

Strong dads. They want a dad audience. For what reason I don't understand, dude. The dad market. You know, they're trying to appease the lonely dads instead of like hot lonely singles in your area. You know, sexy Asian milfs. That's what they should be targeting. Yeah. They have ads as like, see, see board dads in your area. Yeah. Are dads going to want to buy dry, fast, all fast no gas shirts? Yeah, they definitely want all gas while having no gas, dude. Yeah, that's true. They're going to be wearing those shirts.

And dads are going to watch T-FACA to learn about how to coach their sons better at baseball. So that's why he's... No, you're wrong. You're wrong. Okay. They're all the same person. So they hear this guy and they're like,

I talk the same way. I do the same thing. Oh, okay. That's what they want. It's not going to happen because then they hear them call each other gay all the time. I mean, like, oh, I don't talk around my kids like that. You know what I mean?

I love fat kids. Fat kids are great. Yeah. You know? I don't know. I'm not a dad. Maybe if I was a dad, I would be like, this show has got to stop. You know?

I just dropped 29 pieces left and right. Yeah. Same. Bapa's bone nickel retroactive take and training ideas posted by Dandy Kaufman 2. This is going to take a minute. Damn. Let's see here. Bow nickel.

God damn it. I was in the worst mood. You guys know how high I'm a bone nickel. I got the DMs. where'd he go and he's called me the F word and how's your great white hype now F her? I'm like, geez man, that's aggressive but I get it. I wrote his American nut sacks

all the way into the ground on Monday. Americans nut sacks. It's like way too many plurals. It's a strange thing to say for sure. Yeah. You fucked up strange too by the way. I said strange wrong? You said like strain. It's a strain thing to Oh yeah, it's a very strained.

I should have said this. This is an absolute horrible matchup for Bo Nickel. RDR does not give a flying about, I swear to God, he doesn't give a flying F about your wrestling credentials because it's 2025. Why are you saying this like he knew it the whole time?

Oh, he must have forgot. He must have forgot. His original prediction. Now, if this is 2001, 2010, even 2015, and you're an elite wrestler, you can go pretty far in the UFC. Probably Khabib's striking was not good,

but he was so MMA wrestling dominant, he didn't have to worry about it. Bo Nichols should take a version of Khabibes. For whatever reason, his wrestling's not translating. It's just not... And the reality is

it's $2,25, and the talent level of the UFC is much higher than it was back in the the day in the lighter weight classes. 205 and up, different conversation. I'll have the conversation with anyone. It's the guys who are ranked top five now and 205 and heavyweight probably

aren't ranked the top five, 10, 8 years ago. It's heavy weights are different and light heavy weights are different. But below it, 85 and below is the conversation where your skill set has to be so good and well-rounded that you're just, unless you're a, complete outlier, complete outliker.

Outlier like a... He knew. What do you mean? He said a complete outliker. Oh, outliker, yeah. Fixed it. Yeah, outlikers, that's another thing. It says Shab's mess-ups are so creative.

Outlier, out-liker. But you know, he didn't even like that one. That's how fucking... He's very specific about his mess-ups. He's like, out-liker. It's two on the nose. so he fixed it. He's like, I won't let that be part of the fucking canon,

you know? That was a rewrite. You know, Izzy's not exactly a great grappler. Alex Piera is a guy that had success at 85, but he's so elite at striking that give him the proper matchups.

But when you're a grappler, you have to be so dominant, like Marabre with insane cardio, You have to, it's just tenacity. Take down, take down, take down. He'll entertain on the feet, but take down. Sohudo, you're like, well, about Sehudo, different type of wrestling, right?

The freestyle wasn't where he excelled. It's more Greco, Olympic World Champion. But also, he adapted very well to mix it up. But just to put a little hope into Bo-Nichael fans out there and for the naysairs too, remember, Sehudo got finished by knees from Mighty Mouse. Very similar. it's different because

so who'd be crazy Hamzot would eat his fucking lunch right now because Hamza is a mixed martial artist and he has a lot more experience in mixed martial arts now if this is pure wrestling if this is straight freestyle wrestling Bo Nicol

destroys not even it's not even remotely close Hamza whoever you want middle weight he mops the fucking floor with him but this is not wrestling this is MMA you have to have it right yeah like it's

why would you even bring that up. My favorite thing, though, so far is the year thing. Because before he goes, this bow-knickle guy, he's going to crush him. He's no chance. I mean, they almost have forgot. But then he's like, then in this clip, he goes, it's not 2010 anymore. Was he making a prediction for the past?

What are you talking about? Oh, you guys thought I was talking about now. I didn't know all my listeners are in Australia. Yeah. He's like, are you guys stupid? Yeah. Clearly. I was talking about 2010.

What? To have other tools. There's not enough hours in the day for where Bo's striking's at to get to an elite level. There's not. He's such a, and Bo's an elite athlete. That's how hard striking is. Striking your MMA takes a long, long time to get comfortable and to execute a game plan. So what are we going to work on?

you're wrestling, your ground and pound and submissions. Fuck your striking. We're going to do just enough so you don't look like a moron. We're going to do just enough where for some reason your takedowns get stuffed

you can survive on your feet but we're looking for the takedown against the cage in the middle of the octagon. You've got to become that dominant wrestler like you were at Penn State. But if they tell me if his coach is like,

chop, take it easy, man. His striking is really good in the gym. We're going to focus on striking for a good about wrestling. I'll tell you. you, he won't last long. This won't be his first loss. If his whole mentality doesn't change

and go, okay, I got to become the Khabiva 185 and absolutely break everybody with my grass. Leave it to Keevers. Appling, fuck striking. I'll do enough. This is fucking boring.

Yeah. I mean, it's just like, boring. As M.M.A. talking, we don't even know really what they're talking about. It's a show where a guy makes predictions and then talks about how you're wrong for believing him. You know? Yeah.

It doesn't make sense. He's like a George Orwell book. You know, he says one thing and then the next month it's a different thing. This is him watching for Nicoluse. Oh, he's like trying to think of what to say. Well, it's not 2010. It's the first thought. It's not 2010.

It's actually 1984. Well, it's not 2010. It's 2025. So why did anyone think that he was going to win? He's at the fucking UFC watch party saying that shit. They're like, we all tuned in to your show. They put money on it. Oh, guys, that was for the fans.

Yeah, why would you listen to me? He just can't be wrong. He's never been wrong. It's weird for him to, this is a weird thing. I mean, look at that hand. It's a big hand. God damn. Dude, imagine that coming at your face, fucking pause,

was so fast and hitting it. This finger is huge on that guy. That's a big ass finger. Mm-hmm. Like the webbing. It's just like... Remember when they said that, what is it? That guy from the Lakers hand was like a...

I'd look like a piece of doo-do or whatever. I have no clue which time on. That was just one of the... They diss some guy's hand. I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah. They said it looked like a piece of poop. Mm-hmm.

Because the fingers were all like long and... Yeah. Kareem Abdul-Jubar's hand looked like poop. Mm-hmm. That just made me anything else. This looks like healthy poop, dude. like if you're shit in his hand dude you are in the clear

no doctor visits he had a big meal yeah he's been drinking a lot of magic mind I could tell by the hand yeah do enough but you gotta take your page

out of Josh Jake Shields I mean the thumb dude like that thumb is probably the size of some small Indian man's face you know

yeah dude how do you get a thumbprint with that pause God damn you got take a page out of Kabeen When he's forced to strike, he's, you guys know I love Bo.

His striking, I've seen better guys on a regional level, man. I see better guys on contender series. It's just not there. That's okay. That's okay. Because if this is a video game, your striking's a one at the, I'm not being mean. His striking's a one at the UFC level. His grappling's at 10.

His wrestling grappling at 10. Why the fuck are we trying to win with the one? Ardea's not even a fucking knockout artist. That was cakewalk for him. Dude, I got so tired watching this. Yeah. Practice. Why does it?

He saw the fucking Ellen Iverson practice clip recently? Probably. Jesus Christ. Any thoughts? Well, I mean, I think you got tired because RDR is not even a knockout artist, you know. So it's like, dude, what are you doing here? Brennan Chob is a knockout artist, dude. You can go to sleep so easy listening to him.

He's like whale noises. Whale songs. The sounds of Brendan Scha talking about MMA. Unskayed. MMA predictions from Brennan Schaub to help you sleep. Ten hours of Brendan Schaub

predictions to help you sleep. 10 hours of Brendan Schaub explaining himself while you sleep. Well, you have people on Fighter and a K. This is posted by Danny Kaufman, two. Big Stars want to be on T-Fat K all the time.

You have people come. Guest? Yeah. Very rare. Oh, really? Yeah. Like, would you do that? And only friends.

Like, we had Jeff die. I mean, I don't know if we'd have Zucker. Well, you had, what's his name on? Cato Caelin, right? Yeah, but that's something I'm interested in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I understand. But we get it up all the time.

Like, there's an age. He's like, what about this big stuff? I'm like, no. But there are certain, okay, it's one thing to have like, hey, my, this actor's coming out in a movie. Can they come on Fighter and a kid? Okay, I get it. You get what?

No. I get saying no. But Zucker. No, no, no. I'm not saying Zuckerberg. I don't think, and I'm not discredit me or Brian. I have nothing to say to him. I should do, though.

I don't, though. I don't buy a stick. I don't buy any of it. That's what you have to say them. No, I'm going to bring him in and disrespect them enough. I wouldn't bring him in. Be like, hey, dude, I still think you're a question. I still think you're a cuck, dude.

I wonder what Zuckerberg would say to that. Yeah, dude. He's like, we've never tried. You think I'm a cuck? Why? Yeah, no, that's crazy to say that you have on Cato Caelin, but you're turning down A-Lis stars. Cato-Calin performs at Flappers, sir. There's no way you're turning down anybody.

You need the views, Danny. That's bullshit. Yeah. Oh, the one thing that could possibly rejuvenate your podcast you're not willing to do? Dude, I really want to know, though. I love it if they had said no to somebody and I want to know who they are. And I want to talk to that person. Like you told your agent to ask about TFATK, why?

Not a chance he told his agent. No, maybe, I don't know, but not a chance. I don't think so. But it's funny to think that. Maybe Moton has like a great agent and that guy tried to get him on TFat K. And they're like, we got this big star guy. We said no to him. And then he just rides that to the bank.

There's probably one time a long time ago that lives in his head where he said no to, I don't know, who's like the island boy. Or does they have the Island Boys on T-FaK? I mean, I wouldn't put it past them. If they didn't, then they probably said no to them when they were making rounds. Yeah. And then they just live with that and it becomes, that's the truth forever for them. Yeah, more likely is if they have ever said no, it would have been when they were getting a lot of views.

Exactly. And so he's talking about that now. But anybody, yeah. I would be funny, though, if they're still getting hit up, but it's only by people that want to prank them, like you said. Yeah. Like Matan and, I don't know, Drusky, I guess. Tulsi Gabbard was on there. Yeah, who cares about that?

You don't let only friends on. You're not friends with Tulsi Gabbard. Shab would probably blow somebody to have on Drusky or like fucking Kaisenot or any of the streamers. He would be like, he would fire Chin to be able to interview I Show Speed. Yeah. He's no morals when it comes to views. Yeah, dude. He's like, I only have you on because my son likes you alive.

I'm a dad. You know? And then hopefully there's a crossover of dads that watch guys not. He is on Pokeyman. He gets Pockeem on. You ever put digits in the guy's butt holes? I never had that done. Who's the Reddit with the big boobs, Amaranth or something?

Yeah. He has on her and he's like DMing or during the show. I want to do something after. He's like, what is this? Why did you send me a devil emoji? What does that mean? Oh, I didn't send that. You know I'm up, I'm right here.

Showing pictures of Brian, like, look at this, hottie. It's the girl on the couch. In front of her, she's confused. Brian's like, ooh. This is worse than that time I was robbed. That'd be great if they actually did get her in and then Brian hits her with,

you're my girlfriend now after she says something that he likes. Dude. We should be managing to fight her in the kid. They would be doing so much better. we have better ideas so you're out I was kind of like you got Rob for your Bitcoin

can you show me your tits All righty All right let's see what's next year posted by Lumumba And probably the best he's ever It's called Lug wouldn't move to Austin

It's again with Brian Campbell and Lou's But he didn't let go of his weirdness He kept it That is exactly what we wanted We wanted to keep the weirdo Just tighten up the defense fence, we have reached peak

Yuri Prohachka. I'm here for it. You know, they have that saying, keep Austin weird. That's right. You know, and now all the comedians are moving there, Luke. Would you ever move to Austin? I'd rather get shot in the face with liquid Ebola than move on. Okay, all right, here you go.

Dude. Just say no, dude. Dude, Luke is so fucking aggressive all the time. He's so fucking like, you ask my question, I would never do that. And here's why. Yeah. Be cool, look. Would you like some toast? I would rather have gangrene injected into my testicles.

Than have toast. Also, no strings attached. Oh, we saw this part. God. Dude, oh, Mellie almost became champion right there. Okay. Remember how I said keep Yeri weird? Yeah.

We got to make Marab less weird. it's not working do you think like shop he needs a handler look or what you know okay all right all right skits and bits there we are all right so happy good shit yeah good shit shout out to those two great guys never met him not once uh this one's posted by toxoplasmosis great name has anyone done a welfare check on bapa without bold nickel there is no hope for the you YouTube's, according to Bapa, who has forever told us that racism against white people runs rampant in collegiate professional

sports. Hence, the only reason he wasn't a first round draft NFL draft pick. Facts. Character quota. All right, so this one's posted by I mean, we already talked about it. Aggressive ass monkey.

Okay, don't talk bad about bone nickel or bean dip might kick your teeth in. I just jump into the UFC. Yeah. Yeah, if you're going to shit on Bo Nicol, I'm not going to shit on Bo Nicol. God damn. Whoa.

First of all, don't talk to Brian like that. Yeah. He's your boy. Yeah. Like, I know Brian sucks, but let him cook. Don't talk shit on Boe Nickel or smash your fucking teeth in? This is Brian, this is Brian Callan's therapy session. He said he'll smash your teeth in?

that's funny yeah he yeah yeah he yeah he did yeah it was aggressive dude dude when you said it out loud it's so funny you hear it and it sounds ridiculous but when you say it out loud it sounds even crazier even the youtube uh captions was going nuts he's like what if you're gonna talk about bow nickel i'm gonna bash your fucking head in all right it's kind of a luke way of approaching it yeah yeah Like, what, yeah, it's very lewd. But it's, uh, you,

are you closer to Bo Nickel than we know? Like, what are you guys, best friends or something shit? That's crazy. Just, yeah. Doesn't make sense, B. Let's see here. What else do we got? We're rounding the end of the show here.

Matt Oscar Mike. Chill enough. Okay. Fucking Oscar Meyer ads. Bacon milks. I mean, our fucking single Asian milfs into hot dogs, too, because that's awesome. All right. This one's posted pie.

I'll have a chicken bacon milf, please. Make it Asian. This one's supposed to have Money 7-9. Biggest baseball dad calling Blue, the ref, proves he could care less about baseball and it's all. Can you film me going to subway and asking for a chicken, bacon, melfth? See what they...

Too redacted. Prank video. No, that's great. Okay. You probably get kicked out, but yeah, that's great. Well, somebody probably needs the business. What do you mean? You don't have chicken, bacon, milk.

So I used to get them all the time here. You don't have any Asian milk for you here that can make chicken and baking sandwiches. Can I guess we don't need chicken milfiaki? Let me get a Cougar, a Cougar BLT. I want a mature sandwich. Can I get a meatball single in my area? Please. Let's see here.

We yelled out. Yield out a Cuss word. Super. embarrassing. I was so embarrassing. I apologize to the other dad and apologize to Tiger. Didn't help him. What was the customer? It was the F word. Oh, come on, man. You're better than that. I know. I can't help it. The ref was really done putting calls our way all day and it was driving me nuts. And then there's one call. I just went up. And then my wife was like, oh my God. I was like, ah, that's why I can't be around.

Oh. Boring. I want to go back to chicken or cougar chicken clubs. Fucking hot, hot milk salads. But yeah, no, don't curse at the ref. Yeah. I mean, that's embarrassing. Should be ashamed of yourself. Yeah. You got to spend some time at the cubby. Get a BLM, dude, a bacon, lettuce, and milf. Yeah, dude. Fuck, I was so scared of doing another one. I know. I mean, even when they're pissed. Cougar, milf, mature.

What are the other things that they call these women? I don't know. Is there any other slang for... Cougar, milf, mature, granny porn, I don't know. Great. Can I have a gilf? You just ask for a gilf?

At the subway. Chippoly. Aren't you in babies? He's walking a Chipotle. You don't know what you fucking... They don't have milfs of Chipotle. Can I get a... an Italian club on gilthbread please

hell yeah dude we need to open a sandwich shop let me get an old lady gets fucked by young hot male young hot male pause all right I'm done listen the show's moving to Wednesdays live live show and Wednesdays two days two days a month two times a month

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