10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub IS STILL BUYING FOLLOWERS?! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #139

Episode Date: August 21, 2026

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Welcome back, this one, right? Yeah. Welcome back to 10 minutes of shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon. This week, we watched Ari Schafier's new special, a stand-up special. America's Sweetheart! I forgot it was called that.

You know, I won't give away what we thought of it. Yeah. But I will say this. There's a message of positivity, and that's what this show is all about. Yes. Everybody knows that. Ever heard of it? But anyways, that's not why they're here.

We also stream on Wednesdays. Yeah. But that's not why they're here. No, dude, not a chance. And also, we did not put sugar all over Ari's dick and say it was delicious. That's true. We're not going to sugarcoat anything ever. Never.

We don't do stuff like that here. So start the timer. Play the chin clip. Why is your brain not working sometimes? My brain doesn't work. Okay. All right. Let's go ahead.

I like what we did last week. So I'm just going to do the same thing again. Oh, shit. Scrolling down through. It's the remix. I wish I hadn't said that. Why did you say something? Because my brain doesn't work.

I wanted to come up with a thing and say, it's different. But I said, it's the remix, like R. R. Kelly. Man, you are, you are very scathed right now.

You're not on skathed, for sure. I've never left this show, uh, on skathed. I've always been scathed. All right, let's see this first.

I'll call that out. I'm a scath guy. I've always been a skate guy. This one's posted by H-Man. Calm. What does that mean? I don't know why that made me laugh, but it did.

Each account. is less than four hours old. Then the red bar. Jules. Jules. I'm going to let you go ahead and cook on this dude. You want me to read them? Yeah. Okay, so they keep in mind. These are new accounts.

And one of them was a hot cheek. Your videos are always high quality and depth of thought. Thank you for dedication and talent. And then a bunch of emojis. High heel, smiley face, Mountain. Sophia Green. Post the shout-out-to-Sofia Green.

Ella, Ella handsome. Okay, so a girl that has handsome in her username. Also very hot, right? What does this? Your videos are always so profound and inspiring. Thank you for your creativity and dedication. Laffy-face. Yo-yo.

Yo-yo. Devil emoji. Yo-yo. Devil mask. You know, I mean, like, again, you know what I'm going to say. You don't even have to, you know what I'm to say, right? These are cats doing this. Yeah, yeah.

Right? Yeah. your channel is a real oasis in the world of YouTube keep on making us happy with your work Laffy face snowboarder cookie The snowboarder is funny man That's really funny Why are they all either laying down or in a bikini

I don't know All these profile bigs Emily Garcia Watching your channel is always an interesting And educational journey Keep inspiring us with your content Hot talk The hot dog next to a fucking window is funny.

Or is that a window or a cabinet? There's a mirror, a window, a hot dog, and a bell. I mean, just, you know, standard stuff that you might put in a message. Also a bikini. And shop never raised these anyways. Yeah. He's like, why would I want to read all those hot chicks trying to get at me, dude? He just responds with the gimmee.

That would be funny. Embrace it. Yeah. We've been talking about it. We're pretty upset with the amount of fake comments we're not getting. You know what I mean? Oh, no. I'm okay with the ones we can.

Oh, really? Okay. I think I would like more inspiring. I feel like we inspire people. So it's weird that people don't comment that. Yeah, you're right. We're just, I mean, I wish we were as good as T-Fa-K. They get these kind of comments.

We don't. Another thing is only, or no, never mind. I'm wrong. I was going to say only one of them didn't say inspiring. So I feel like Sophia is a real comment, but it's no, it definitely is. No, it's not. No, no chance. All right.

Let's see the next one here. That's an ad. This one's posted by Burek Bam Bam. Bapa couldn't make it. Had to take the chambis to shogger practice. Oh, man. Is this the inauguration? I don't, yeah, it is.

Yeah. Because that's what Theo. I saw the video of him falling over or whatever. I'll briefly watch that. So the Paul brothers, Boney Crenchcliff, Joe Togan the yo

obviously going through some shit and then guy in the back do we know a guy in the back? Yeah who's a guy in the back? That's a beanie guy without the beanie. It's Jamal. They invited Jamal. It's Jamal dude.

They invited Jamal and that fucking Papa dude. What's up? I mean it looks like he got no sleep for sure though. He's tired. Yeah. From all the fame. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So I mean I'm sure Baba would have been there. I bet he's happy for them, right? Yeah. He's probably like so happy that they all got to be there and stuff. He does YouTube. Yeah. This one's called, uh, Obapa posted by Red Juanit. Uh, anti-hero podcast posted this. Just saw Brendan Scha blindly defend Tim Kennedy. That's pretty disappointing. Also, we would not recommend taking podcast advice from Brendan. Ah, great. Fuck, dude. They got him. Yep. Good. Do you.

Yep. So I'm assuming anti-hero podcast is those Marine dudes. Yeah. They're funnier than him too. Mm-hmm. More of a man, like, serve the country and better at comedy, too. Yep. Sucks to be Brendan, dude.

They shouldn't tell him, don't tell the anti-hero podcast. His dog's name is Donald Trump, dude. He's so bad at podcasting, Brennan is that if I, like, pull them out of it. Like, if I stopped him from podcasting, I'd be like, do you like Moana? it would be like saving some stopping brennan from doing podcasts would be like saving someone from a car crash what else jules um i mean i would argue that he's good at podcasting

you know relative to what he else he's good at you know what i mean oh like he's so bad at the other stuff yeah i see what you're saying and i'm i thought you were going a both ways thing because he's like really bad but also very good because we love it yeah which i'd also accept but here's the thing I wouldn't go that way because have you tried listening to the fire to the kid or no? No. It is like torture.

Really? Even if it's like sarcastic or whatever, you're trying to be ironic or something. Yeah. No, it's unlistenable. That's why I thank the chefs for their service. Yeah. You know, that's like,

it's like any other hourly job. You're working at P.F. Chang's. It has its ups and downs. Like the ups are obviously the funny clips you make. The downs are like, I can't believe I fucking have to listen to this shit sometimes. And even the only episode I ever watched really from beginning to end is the Glassman episode. And I hated it every minute of it.

I fucking hated it so much. I walked away from that being like, I fucking hate Glassman. Yeah. But anyways. We almost stopped doing the show. Yeah, we stopped. But, you know, he's funny now. So time's change.

Let's see here. The next one is posted by M.R. Eisenman. One second. I got to pause this. What the hell? What is happening in this? Bapa shows fear in his A's when homeless cats get mentioned during GFL interview. Oh.

Uh-oh. Let's see. Now, the internet loves this guy. Guys, let me just say this. We got to get up here. We're here with Brandon Shob's on the stream. I never thought the Brent and Brandon Shobbe on the MMA holes considering we already, he beat me up in the...

The MMA holes. That's the guy that interviewed Mark. They follow us. They did. Oh, that's right. They sub on YouTube. Thank you, M. holes. Shout out to you guys. Yeah, you guys are great.

Parking lot, everything's fine, right? We're good now? Yep. The internet loves this guy. Everybody on the internet loves this guy. Nothing but love. Katz homeless. He's got some balls. But anyway, all joking aside, you get called for this over here. And I mean,

listen, you're all over the place. You have a podcast and all that stuff. You have the NFL. You're not the NFL background, but you have a football. Not the NFL. Dude. Damn, they're cadoishing him a lot in this. It's been 33 seconds. There's been some good duches going on. This is that face when you say not the NFL.

He's pissed. Yeah. Where is going? I'm angry now. Now I know why he has to have four nicotine pouches in his mouth. He'll fuck anyone up. He does look very big. Like this looks like he's about to kill this guy kind of.

Yeah. It says king on his shirt. I mean, this guy's haircut. Let's, you know. I have bad hair. Mm-hmm. What does he have? You don't think this good?

No. I wish I could have any hair. Like I said, on the last episode. You would take that? Yeah. You would take that? Yeah, I would.

It does kind of look like a poop. Like a poop. It's poop. It's spreading out at the end. A turd with a tail. But listen, his hair is better than that guy's hair. That guy is the worst of all hair.

That guy does have the worst hair out of the three. Yeah, oh my God Yeah, something's going on here I like his confidence Something's going on hair Mm-hmm He's just like yeah Yeah, he's like they talk about him

A lot on the internet People love this guy People love this guy I gotta go fix my hair Neither of these people care at all about chub They're talking shit right to his face He's like he's not gonna do shit Yeah dude I'm on shop side

In this clip dude No, I like it Yeah I mean No I love Thank you MMA holes This is awesome Cat's homeless That stuff right now

Yeah But anyway Well joke in the side You get cold for this That was a laughter and fear a little bit I think Good for him Let's see

Let's get that that face real quick Right you're out Yeah Don't kill me This guy's leaves right away too Yeah he's like Okay well that guy's dead Well joke to decide

You get called for this over here And I mean listen You're all over here He's like I'm out of here You have the NFL You're not the NFL background But you have a football background And an MMA

background and then you have a league like this that contact you what's the mind like no brain or i'm and and it's you know giving back to the fighters gives fighters with big names and other home to compete in so no brain easy work no brain's nice work and what do you find time to do all this stuff i mean you got so much stuff going on your life how you find time to do yeah i mean if it's important i'll make time i'm i'm rushing back hopefully i get out tomorrow night uh my son has a football game on this coach i can't miss that game so i figure that's Brendan is a guy. He really, you know what?

He really is that guy that works too much. There is some truth to that. I'm being serious right now. Yeah. Because he has a lot of podcasts. And he's also the baseball coach, the football coach. Well, no, you're giving him too much credit. He's not the baseball coach.

He's sleeping there? He's in the crowd. Okay. But he's teaching. He's got a cubby. That's all he wants. He's got a cub and he's not. the coach. He's the coach. He's not going there and being silent. Brennan's saying some stuff.

This is why Brandon's so awesome. He's not even the coach and he has a cubby. He took the cubbies from the coach. Yeah. The coach's stuff is on the floor and Benon's inside. The coach is like, oh, Brandon must be here. Are you? That's how he knows. Brennan's here. God damn. But honestly, I don't really know what's going on here, but it sounds like Bapa volunteered his time to help out fighters for some show. Now obviously he grips on everything, so maybe that's not true. But just face value seems like nice. And he completely ignored all the mean things for all that I'm like, listen, no brainer. I got to help out. That's not bad. Yeah. This is good, Brendan? Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. I like it. It could use big red chairs. That's when I like Brendan the most is with the big red chairs. For sure. No chairs. So that's a negative.

Yeah. But yeah, shout out to them. Dude, MMA holes. We made some jokes. It was all jokes. and that guy's going to beat you up. You're more afraid of him than Baba. They'll choke the shit out of both of us at once. One guy will dismantle both of us. The guy on the right does look like, yeah, he could be a son. I'm not sure about the other guy. I'll take my chances.

I'll challenge you to golf and then I'll feel confident in talking shit. Other than that, you'll fucking rip my neck off. This is posted by Confidence Search 8648. The Comedy Tour Poster Years. We never know what we have. it's gone B. Yeah. I mean,

just even the drawing. So you know, it's like on purpose. The drawing is the open face. Yeah. He wanted this. Or he told the guy what he wanted and the guys looked at his pictures

and he just mimicked the pictures. Yeah. Phoenix, Arizona. I'm assuming that's either stand up live or celebrity theater. So the alien thing, but Roswell's in New Mexico, right? Why aliens in Arizona?

Well, because Joe Rogan does the alien thing everywhere, and he knows that it's popular. Yeah, he's trying to get in with Rogan, as always. It's like out of both specials, he never mentions aliens. I don't think I've ever heard Brendan Schaub talk about aliens. Well, yeah, that's a bit above what his, you know, what he thinks about. That's like a, that's like on another plane, right? You know, he's like, aliens is just not something that he can even think about or consider, really, I think.

I just said the same thing. Yeah. no one will ever forget this one though. Yeah. This was so dumb. Yeah. Just, Dahmer.

Dommer. Okay, I was like, what is that noise that's wild parrots outside? They're so fucking loud. They are pretty annoying. Yeah. You can't get rid of them. Invasive species,

just like homeless cats. Yeah. This is, uh, by the way, it does have like an AI art feel to it. But I feel like the only part you would have to mess with is the face to put Brendan in.

I know the person that does socials for that club. Oh, really? Yeah. Spokane Comedy Club. Wow. It's funny. Well, fuck it. That's just funny that that's, uh, they had to post this.

Tiger Thick. The caveman, I'm sorry, not the caveman. The, uh, Bigfoot is holding. If you go back one. Tiger Thick. You saw this, right? Mm-hmm. Bigfoot drinks Tiger Thick.

Yeah. No wonder no one's ever seen him. He's not real. illegally. Why does he have a shirt but no pants? I don't know. Brendan Chob, did you have fun 2023 tour?

Hilarious. Did you have fun? Wow. That's, I mean, is this low self-esteem, Brennan? No,

I mean, no, no, no, no. What I'm, awning about is he just, he just rips styles from people.

He doesn't have his own style. Oh, yeah. Another example of like, this is like, uh, hype beast. cool guy thing, whatever.

He's trying to get the full send podcast crowd to come out and see him. It's just too much, too. Like, the picture is way too faded for a faded picture. You know what I mean? Don't smile, okay? Like, bite your lip, kind of. Yeah. You're cool. You have seven watches. Look at that rock.

Jules. Let's see here. Next one. Covina. A laugh factory. Oh, damn. That was recent. because the life factory is new. Yeah, remember when he was doing that?

Oh, you must have forgot. 2023. Yeah, but I remember like, I remember him talking about that. Yeah. Yeah, he was like, I'm going to be in Covina. And people were asking me if I was going to go. No. Brendan Chobb.

This is the trash panda thing. Trash panda. Yeah. Should we look up what trash panda is on Urban Dictionary or no? No. Okay. You're good. You're right.

We know what it is. chin. Yeah, there's a lot of disturbing things about pandas I've heard recently. Yeah. Really? Well, like what it signifies. What does it signify? Apparently, like, elites doing things to people that aren't of age. Oh. And then they get panda eyes afterwards. That kind of stuff. Panda eyes. Mm-hmm. Don't look into it, dude. The elites get pan eyes or the kids get the kids? Oh. Mm-hmm. Gets. Cut the part out. Let's see here. European Tour, 2023. Oh, yeah.

Brendan Schaub. Who the fuck is that guy? The Irish, too, are they canceled? I'm Irish. He didn't even go. Dude, at least go once and then cancel the next one, dude. Jesus Christ.

Maybe what do you think it was like in the, you know how we did like the situation room before? Or for Brendan Chob's whole team. And they're like, they see like just homeless cats growing throughout the UK. And they're like, we have to cancel the tour. Do we give a reason? Brendan's like, no. It's like the Hitler thing in that movie where they keep playing the subtitles.

He like puts a glasses on. Yeah, I mean, they probably just saw Matt. They're like, there's no tickets sold, you know? I don't think that's what it was. I feel like tickets were sold. Yeah, two homeless cats. Maybe too many people were loud online. You know, like a couple homeless cats doing the cat crack dance outside being like,

I can't wait to fuck up Brendan's show. And then it's just like so much of that's going on online. It'll be funny. Brendan Shab is so bad at comedy that it smooths tensions in Northern Ireland. The Catholics and the Protestants are like, he's fucking bad. He's hilariously bought.

Oh, man, Shul's not coming anymore. Well, then I'm back maddy, you fucking scumbag, pig, Protestant cat. I watched this fucking Northern Ireland rap movie. I wish I could remember what they called Catholics. It was so funny. anyways. Skank Fest. He did that one, right? Yeah. Let's see. Oh, did it go, did it skip? Did you see that?

It skipped one? Or my tripping. Yeah. Okay. Whoa. He just drove by real fast right there. That was trippy. Stay in your lane tour. You should have done that. Dude, he did so many tour dates. He was really in stand-up. He's always kind of been a stand-up guy. Yeah. Ever since a kid, he wanted to be a stand-up comedian. Yeah. That's crazy. He stopped. That's why, yeah, dude, I can't believe you stopped because he's one of the best has ever done it. There's only 250. So, oh, that's such a bad picture, dude. He's a great guy, but this picture sucks. This looks very laugh factory-ish. Yeah. And he's like spelling out laugh factory. Or that's, that's a half seat clamp right there. New faces. Yep, like a new faces. Let's see. So he was supposed to go. The O2. I'm sure.

Academy. Oh, okay. Keep on trucking tour. I remember that one. This is towards the end. This is when he got into trucks. No, he's been into trucks. It is funny to have something

that's towards the end be called Keep on Trucking. These names are kind of sad. Yeah. Did you have fun? Trash Panda. Stay in your lane. Stay in your lane. These are like all warnings to him to stop.

Yeah. Why am I doing? The next one's going to be like, why am I doing this? I think you'd be surprised. Is this thing on? Great, one guy. Great, one guy.

Stop talking during my shows. Calling an Uber. Check spot. Fired as a coach from a football team. Pool fire alarm. Relapsed. Let's see here. Sorry.

Sorry? Oh, rescheduled. Oh, okay. I was about to say. Jesus. These names are amazing. The trash pandator or 2020 for that one. Mohithic.

Stupid, dude. That was a nice little trip down lanes of memories, right? Yeah. I want to go to Milwaukee. I know, right? I love that place. Let's see here. This is posted by haphazard jealousy.

Thy name is Bapa. Oh, hap. You know haphazard clips are always the good ones. What is that? What are these hats? I need a haphazard click once a week. I think this is an inauguration episode. Oh, I mean, they have American flag.

Cowboy hat, what's his face? Luis, Jake Gomez, and then this is like an Abraham Lincoln Top Hat kind of thing. Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam. Sorry, dude. Listen, what if it was on purpose? I have grievances. You had some pretty good.

seats, Brian. That's a pretty good Mr. Joseph Rogan's seats. Oh, that, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I saw your seats and I went, okay. I brought my nephew.

Were you bummed, because he loves USC, right? Were you bummed out, uh, Sruiken, wasn't the main event? No. Not really. I don't, I mean, you should be.

I know. It would have been a crazy, it would have been a, it'd been really competitive. You know. It'd been so high level. Yeah. That's what you want.

Instead, you kind of got cheated, you know, instead, uh, Muck Chav's a whatever. It was minus $2,200. So that's what you get your main event. Yeah. I wanted to say Muckbang.

He's like Muckbang did really good in that one. He can't give Brian anything, man. Mm-mm. Can't let him have anything. Probably Brian probably didn't get to choose which hat either. Yeah. You know, it's just so bad. Look at.

He's a clan. Like, yeah, he's like a bitch. Like Brian's just like, do what I want. Or do what I tell you. to you old bitch. Yeah, wear that's a stupid hat. It's in the corner.

That's what his face is like, by the way, the fight you went to sucked. Brian tries to make the suggestion and shut up, you old bitch. I don't want to talk about those fights. They fucking socked.

You saw terrible fighters. What else you got chin? And then, and then he praises him. He's like, he's so funny. Dude, you're amazing.

You'd be so good in Austin. But outside of that, it's just like, do what I say. But even then it's still the same energy. You have no career. Nobody likes you. What the fuck? I love you. You're right. I miss that. It's like, yeah, that's kind of the subtext of that. This is poor guy. This is this fucking monster goon is controlling my life.

He is kind of like cuckish, right? He's like, Brennan, can you stop fucking up so much? Yeah, he's being cucked in front of our eyes. Let's see what else we got here. Joe is clearly wearing height boosters here. Yeah. You think it bothers him? or no, that he's so short? I think so because he doesn't address it at all and he knows it's going on

and he clearly tries to make himself look taller and he lies about his height. You're right. Yeah. Like he's not self-deprecating about his height, is he? No. You know how like I'm self-deprecating about being bald, small-teeth graves? Big Dick, sorry about that.

You, I talk about... Harry, you're both very hairy. You're talking about your haircut. Blogbusser. I'm not going to sugarcoat that for you. So yeah, I mean, we are. We're pretty nubs. He's a billionaire. Yeah.

Well, he's not billionaire probably, but I just said that. I don't know why I said that. He's on this way if he's not. Yeah, he's very rich. He's one of the most successful. He has a black build in podcasting. Yeah. Right?

And he's still, you know, not secure enough to just like, he worries about his appearance more than most guys, I think. That'd be funny if he does like a Logan Paul apology video about not talking about his height. I haven't, did Logan do a recent appellation? type video? Oh, no. But remember the suicide forest apology video? Oh.

Where he was like, I've made a grave mistake. I don't know if I saw it. Oh. Oh, okay. I mean, you know, watch it later. Okay, yeah, I'm going to check it out. Anyways, an apology video for not talking about his height. Okay, well, I hope you're listening, Mr. Joseph Rogan.

He is, dude. RIP. Let's see here. This one's posted by Vivid Humor 3752. Okay, but seriously, what happened to her face? I remember this one from before. I feel like. Or is it new? Oh, so her face is different now. This is her as a younger.

I don't know, dog. Let's skip it. Okay, this is... Okay. I don't like hearing about this. You want to read... You want me to read this? You read the title, right? Okay. Yeah. I heard yeah. Kirby Hancock 619 posted this one. Annie Letterman bombs at our Annie and Friends show at the Comedy Store. Went to the Comedy Store Tuesday night because I saw Annie and Friends show was Bobby Lee, Andrew Sincino and Bill Burr. As expected, the three were absolutely hilarious.

But Sannie, but Sannie. But Annie was beyond awful. It was actually painfully awkward, how bad she was. I had never heard her stand-about figure she was successful since she runs in that cookie circle. I read cookie with everyone else. But when I tell you the room went silent and awkward with an understatement, she kept going to her stool to look at her notes. And when she did that, it was 10 to 15 seconds of silence.

she tried to do crowdwork, but we weren't giving her anything rightfully. So for someone who points fingers at people who aren't funny, she should make sure her hands are clean. Just an absolute disaster of a set, and she sucked all the energy out of the room. Luckily, Bill Burr came out to close the show and killed. But my friend and I couldn't believe how terrible she was, especially considering it was her show, I guess you can surround your set with hilarious people and get away with it.

Side note, she's still great to look at. Just bring earplugs confirmed. We let her walk to my truck. Can I tell you one word, dude? What? pedestrian, right? 100%. Civilian.

All right. There are... I'm so glad you're thinking of the same thing I was thinking to the whole time. I mean, you know what? Why don't you go ahead? Tell them about it. Well, fuck you, first of all,

whoever posted this, because she's literally working on new material and not doing solid jokes. Oh yeah, that's the real thing. Yeah, I was going to go into a character. Oh, my bad. Go for you.

Go for you. No, I'm not going to do it. And I know, like, this is very obvious. She's doing new stuff. Right. She's very funny. Sure, stand-up is good. I wouldn't sugarcoat it.

I wouldn't tell you that your dick is delicious. I've seen her be very funny. So she's, this is what comedians do. Yeah. And there's only 250 that can do it. And who are you? Yeah. To insult a modern day philosopher.

Mm-hmm. Okay. Hey, buddy, you're a fucking homeless cat. Yeah. You're a profile picture. Who even knows? if it's there. It sucks that

fighter and the kid's subred is allowing bots to post on here now, dude. Or where did you write that? You're a grandma's basement. You fucking bitch. You blockbuss. Let's see here. I'm reading comments now.

249. What does that mean? Like 250, 249. Oh. I'm tired of you right now. What are you mean? God damn. Is that an impression of me?

I don't appreciate it. Comedy store. thought they bulldoze that place when Joe blew town. Yeah. So they're just going to town. But no. I'd much rather see a comedy, comic bomb.

Would you rather see a comic bomb or do good? Well, here, I mean, listen. No, I'd rather see them do good. But like you're saying Andrew Santino is funnier than Annie Letterman. You're a moron. Like his stand-up sucks ass. She's fucking funny. If you think that's where you lost me,

sure, Bobby Lee and Bill Burr, they're great. They're great, Santos. but saying you're, if you are like, of course Santino was funny, that's something I've never heard anyone say. I've not heard a single person ever say, I saw Santino, of course he was good. It just doesn't, that's not a thing.

I'll be more diplomatic about it. It is, yes, I agree with you there. But I'll be more diplomatic. Santino's comedy is not for me. Yeah. His podcasts are very funny though. Yeah, no, I actually agree with that. He's very good on TV shows.

He cracks me up when he's talking. talking to people, but his stand-up is... Not for me. Not for me. Not for me. Yeah, I don't get it. But, yeah. We should review him on the Patreon soon so I can understand where this hate comes from.

Yeah. I've seen him perform at the comedy store. And I didn't laugh, but he was killing. But I was just like, it's not for me. Exactly. Yeah. But he is very funny on some of the podcast he does. Let's see the next one here.

Post by Boxinator. Nice gentleman. He's a Mustang guy and a doodle guy. be. What does that mean? Let's see here. Sunday plus travel ball plus new pup. He's posting like a white teenager, like a white female teenager. Yeah, he's too old for this shit. I will say he's not doing paragraphs, which is something that I see that I'm like, you got mental issues, you know, on Instagram, where they'll just post paragraph to paragraph and at the end be like, in summary, it was a great trip. You know, something

like that. Dude, he's, you know, any grift he can do. He wants to be like an influencer or whatever, you know, good, good, good. Good.

I don't know what the second post is or why. His friends, maybe? I don't know. Oh, maybe they're just saying that's like what those kind of people post. Wildwood doodles.

Doodles? Did he get tagged in that? Oh, following Brendan Chob. He copied Wildwood Doodles or? Well, okay, so Wildwoodoodles is following. And the person they post them. Who are those people, though?

I don't get it. We're redactant, dude. Dark horse is back from Seema. Is the dog's name Dark Horse? Congrats, my man. Oh, the winner. He's the guy in the photo. The winner of the Mustang.

Oh. Wait, so let's go back. So family with the doodle. Oh, so it's the dog is the connection. That dog. Dude, I feel like a fucking detective right now, dude. Wait a minute. Did he say you get the truck if you give me your dog?

I'm so fucking tired right now, dude. I'm going to sugarcoat it for you. I'm tired every show. I like, but this mystery, dude, this, and this may not be a mystery to somebody who's had sleep. But I am having trouble with this. I'll just be honest. I like your conclusion, though.

He fucking gave him the dog for the car. Yeah, that's what I'm going with. Damn, and everyone else bought merch. Everyone else just got merch. You got to offer a dog. Wow. Followed by Brendan Schaub right there. And there's a link between all of them.

So Wild Doodles follows. Brendan Chob follows Joanna follows the winners of the car. Maybe they work together. and wildwood doodles bought the car, the truck? The car, I don't know. There was a car or truck? A car, Mustang. Right, right.

And all of a sudden, the car or the dog is back, I think is what they're trying to say. And. Yeah. I mean, there's something fishy going on. That is wild. If we're getting it totally off base, please tell us. Not in a comment, but like DM us or something. Some people don't think they were redacted as fuck.

Dude, his closet must have a lot of clothes on him. man. Yeah. He must have like a bunch of, because like he has so many shoes. Mm. They all match. Like, he is like matching the blue and yellow shoes go with the white and blue shirt. And also the laces.

They're different. Different. He has a whole other closet. Dude. I didn't notice that. That's redacted as shit, dude. Fuck that. He got big feet, though.

Big dicks are about that. How does he fit in those things? Yeah. How does he even fit in those shoes? Yeah. He's an idiot. Wow, that's crazy, dude. They fucking, they're,

they're faking truck giveaways, dude. Duh. Wow. But that's like conclusive evidence. We can take them to jail now, dude. Oh, you must have forgot. These motherfuckin' must have forgot. All right.

So this one's posted by neon belly. She's gone from cropping out the ugly to erasing them all together. That's a clear crop out the ugly's, though, right there. Yeah, well, sometimes you want to be, you know, show yourself or you hide your, you don't want to your family out there, you know?

Right. She never, she never gets. Plus she hates them. You always post about it. Yeah. Fucking day's terrible. I have a family. Photoshop is a prom, B.

Okay, so she's just posting pictures of her kids. Yeah, whatever. That one was posted by K9 Beats. What a bitch. Okay. What the fuck. Jackson Collar. of this one.

You can't tag him or something. Oh, they don't allow everyone to tag him or mention him. Well, he's the most hated man on the internet. What do you expect? Yeah. Dude, fuck, Brendan Chopp is what the guy was commenting. You see that?

He was commenting, dude, fuck Brendan Chott. hilarious. Great. What happened? Oh, we got another one happens today.

Yes. Posted by Icarus lives. We live. It's fucking live for these. Yeah, we live for these. This is fucking awesome. Sometimes I call you late at night and I'm like, remember that one time on what happens next? You're like, dude, I can't wait for the next one.

I'm like, I know. Let's see. I was like, what is? And then I have another guy. I don't know his Jason Gordon. No, dude. Fuck that. No way.

Jason Gordon Levitt for real. Well, let's be honest. Delea is getting a little bit of that CTE on him now. Jason Gordon Lev. I mean, it's pretty close to Joseph Gordon Litt. There's a lot. That name is funny because I've heard it in stand it before. Like they got that red hair comedian Matt something. He would go like, uh, this, this is my impersonation of the police singing Joseph Gordon Levin. He goes, Joseph Gordon Leavitt. Joseph Gordon Leavitt. It's just a funny name. Yeah. It's like, tell me your parents got divorced without telling

me your parents got divorced, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like, Get over, dude. Go by Leavitt or Gordon? Facts. That's facts. But both of them are cool. I don't fucking care, dude. Your name is complicated.

Joseph Gordon, Ramsey. Let's see. Ramsey. Gorson-laden Leavitt. Jason Gordon. Levitt. Gordon.

Is there Jason in there? I'm so tired. That's what's funny that he says Ramsey. Jordan, Jason. Joseph. Jordan Jason Leavitt. Jordan, Jason Levitt.

Gordon. Joseph. Joseph. For me, I'm more older than... God damn. It would have been amazing if there's a third time.

Do you think he knows he's on what's happening, what happens next right here? He's like, fuck. He's drinking. It's like an NBA player knowing they're about to be on Shaxton a fool. They're like, God damn it. Yeah, that says probably is, uh, I'm going to say that's a G&T.

I'm going to go six. He's had six GNTs here. And I decided, I decided to run with Luke Rockhold. I decided to sprints with the lacquhart's hole, in the sand. In the sand. That's safer, though. Well, my, my legs have actually never. I guess it takes away the explosion.

Yeah. That's pretty redacted. Because it takes away the explosion. Yeah. But my ankles and my She feels like I know that doesn't make sense but I'm not going to say anything

Right Oh shit dude How about me and Caller going back on the road We're the Canary in the tunnel Canaries in the tunnel Canaries in the tunnel Canaries in the tunnel

Sounds like a great name for a book Yeah. Shout on Reed, though. Look how excited he is to say something's more. About me and Caller going back on the road. We're the canaries in the tunnel. What's going on? Oh my gosh. Yeah.

I hope they don't cancel this show. This show is so good. Oh, you can't. It's the best show on fucking TV. dude. You do. Shout out to Icarus lives, dude. Back and moved to Austin, Maine.

This one's supposed to be... Kabeev time. Missis Shab, your hair. Yeah, I don't know what's going on there, dude. This is definitely the MMA holes because that's that one guy's terrible hair. Oh, shit. Wow.

Wow. So he just got a haircut. Yeah, I mean, honestly, better than, uh, The weird thing he had going on before. No, now I was going to go. You thought I was going to do good- Goosh you? Please.

I would never. Neither. But no, it's better than the thing where he was like, remember the thing where he's doing this? And it looks like he's like, I don't know, and like a Cowboys and Indians movie. He's been having recently.

I remember the mullet. That's what I'm talking about. Okay, yeah, yeah. I think he should go no facial hair. Have we ever seen Brendan Schaub with no facial hair? Probably. Yeah, right? I think, yeah, we have.

I just think it'll do more for his on top, you know. Let's see what else we got here. That's a promotion. Max Powerbike posted this one. Bapa is finally coming to Texas. They really does look like he's your hug will be there. Dude, that's a big horse. How does he fit on that thing?

Plenty of takeaways that have here, Chin. You know? Let's see here. Definitely have fun. spit all over my hand right now. In any facelift, let me. Come on. Be cool.

Yeah. Maybe it's just the makeup. I have no idea, Chen. Yeah. You don't have to say anything. We just keep staring. Yeah, I don't know. I can't say, you know, like that's another show we can start. Like, facelift or no face it? Right.

With Bapa, you know, it's all the time. Like, let's be honest. Makes you look different, first of all, right? Hair's pulled back, much like her husband's. Well, she's a goddamn rattlesnake. So, like, whatever, you know. Like, all I see right here is a woman, beautiful woman that needs a tater tie once a week.

Yeah. If I'm being honest with you. She looks like her mom doesn't comprehend what keto is. I mean, this woman, dude, her mom doesn't speak English. Yeah, let's be honest. No chance. It looks illegal to me. Boom.

Illegally. Already, dude. Does it have a million chavisms? Okay, let's see here. Confidence search 8648 posted this one. Golden Shower officially hitting rock bottom. Oh, that's interesting. Let's see.

I think we missed a little bit of didler here. Did someone take a steaming pilot's stick? What happened? Did you fart? It's really bad. It's probably, right? Yeah. That's why the door's open.

I mean, dude. That's not your holonoscopy. Dear God, it's bad. You know what we need to do? We need to do like an intervention and we just, he just wakes up on the table. Whatever happened is, uh, that's unforgivable.

And honest, that's why I'm laughing. I thought, I thought, maybe, this is really bad. But you should, a little bit,

you shit a little bit. Yeah. So bad. Yeah, it's not funny. I love how much Brennan's laughing, though. Yeah.

It's, it's funny that he's, we'll see how long he goes. Yeah. How long can he really go on this? It's all. Take it. This dude came out.

Man, there ain't no way around this, boys. I think COVID restarted. Yeah. That's a... That's your I-95 mask out where the fuck is called. I-95 mask? Yeah. I-95, dude. Oh, shit.

Interstate 95 mask. Yeah. Isn't it? Fuck, that's not even here. That's, that's Florida. Is it? Yeah. Okay.

I was about to be like, East Coast. It is the East Coast. Okay, good. Yeah. Because that sounds like back home to me. You know, I've never been a highway guy.

And I'm not, I'm being honest. I keep, I keep saying that being honest. I have, I don't know highways as you know. Yeah, I do. You know them well.

Yeah. Yeah, you're always telling me, you, this is a conversation we have. You're like, how do you get here? And I go, I don't know, man. And you go, the 10 to the thing, right?

And I'm like, I don't know Yeah, I've driven to the 95 From here Okay In no way around this boys I think COVID restarted Yeah

That's a dasher I mean chin can fucking smell it I know Dude take a dump and come back I wish that was Solve it You know This is suspicious of Eric

Honestly in this clip He says it like You shit a little bit I'll let that slide But a shorts checker is Eric having this issue where he farts so bad that he has to check to see if he shit himself? That's not good.

That's definitely not something. If you do that, if you have to check your shorts to know whether you poop your pants or not, you shouldn't be talking about chicks in the pool. Yeah. That's disgusting. Yeah, it is gross. But also, I think you're getting their names wrong,

meaning. Oh, Montez? No, that too, but Diddler is the one that said, you shit a little. Oh, okay. Well, Eric said the suspect, a suspicious thing. He also said you need to get a colonoscopy. Yeah, I don't, why?

Yeah, that's weird too. I'm a little bit now. Because now when I fart and it smells, I'm like, do I need to go to the doctor? I was like, okay. You're not going to laugh anywhere? What? You're going to the AI, where is this?

And where were they standing when they took this? Farted again. You saw that? He farted twice? It said at the bottom, farted again. Damn, dude. Picture. And you can figure out where anything is now.

So I think it's like, you don't want to do that. No, but I think that when you're like, I think that part of, definitely. You farted again. Did he really? Well, with that, I didn't smell. Oh, wow. I didn't deal with this. You know what?

This, that was like a warning shot and a smile. I need a colonnows. You need a colonnobst. Hey. It's funny. I don't want to do it. In middle school, we had to do like a geometry project where we built her dream home and it had to be to scale. And one thing I wanted that still is like in my bucket list.

I want a pool. with a glass floor that, like, you can move. He moved in it. He smelled for a little bit. So he can't like a dance party? And you can see, you can see the, yeah. Then just fucking say that. Yeah, fair.

I want a basketball court. And then so here's the deal. I don't know what you're saying. The floor. I don't have to deal with this show. They're, they're like, let's do a fart bit. And like we all like pretend like we can't take it.

It'll be really funny. That is rock bottom though. I don't mean shit and poop stuff. Like and then Brendan farts not twice if he really did. I don't know. You're becoming like a conspiracy theory. You become a conspiracy theory at the wrong time. Okay.

I feel like he for sure farted. Yeah. I mean, did Brendan shop fart? Answer's probably yes. Have you ever asked that question? It's probably 90% of the time, yes. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I think it's fun between friends, for sure. But the way that they're all reacting, I don't want to deal with this shit. That's, yeah. He's a childish man with a child's brain. Yeah. You know, his brain is operating at like 12-year-old or something like that. So he's like, I thought it's no bad. Caveman humor.

Yeah. That's his shit. That's his fucking go-to. So just a standard show. Standard golden hour. And I'm cool with you getting mad about the smell of a fart, but don't get mad about the sound of a fart. You know what I mean?

Let's grow up a little bit, right? Yeah, I guess you can't really control. Unless it's like, if it sounds like you're ripping a fart on purpose, then I can get mad. Oh, yeah. If you're fucking doing like a goddamn, like, mock five face where you're like in trying to fart, then don't do that, but you don't get mad about the noise. I usually feel bad for somebody if they rip a crazy fart.

I'm like, oh, they can't control it. Yeah. You know, like maybe that's how we should feel about shop. Yep. He has no control. He's just smiling because he feels bad. Mm-hmm. He's smiling because he feels me.

You should be his lawyer, dude. Tiger Thic side effects, farting. It says that on the side. May cause farting. May cause toxic. I got cameo. So cameo headphones on, Icarus lives. So the creator of what happens next posted this one.

Let's see here. And I put it on for $1,000. Because I saw the people were doing them like 50 bucks. A dude. Here's a deal. I'm not, I'm not,

I'm not recording personal messages for people for like fucking $30 a pop. Did I'm not going out there. Hey, jeez. Shit.

He's going to do that. The fucking fall gets me. Even when people are like bad people, there's always something about the fall that I'm like, oh, God.

And if you're like happy about the fall, I'm a little suspicious to those people where somebody's like, yeah, uh, fuck yeah.

I, um, I feel bad. Okay. When you said that, that made me realize something. Most of the time, I'm not happy for the fall. But like, I just, today I saw this picture of Dan Snyder. You know, the owner of the Red commanders. The owner, he looked really sad and it said like Dan Snyder, Dan Snyder is unhappy with commander's success and the joy that I felt that he is having a tough time with this. I it it was some it was true like pure joy seeing bad things happen to him I'm very happy about most of the time I you know no I agree like Bill Cosby blinded in jail I'm like dude tight he's

blind at the right time yeah that is awesome yeah he totally deserves like yeah give him malady Bill Cosby if anybody deserves like biblical maladies from what they've done it's him This leg should just fall off Somebody should beat him with it I hope he's not selling over $30 Yeah I heard it was your birthday Hey

Christa Leah here Live it up No dent And send it to him Like and then you get that for fucking 30 It's not worth it to me Oh really dude So I put it up

I was like what's the most I could charge A thousand bucks No way I'm doing it for less and a thousand bucks. No fucking way. Oh, really? Dude. I want to be the most expensive guy on cameo. Don't give a fuck.

Okay? I'm not doing it. All right? I'll make money other ways. Look at it. Poly Shore 150. Polly fine. Brian Callin, $100. The fuck are you doing? The fuck are you doing? What's up?

Fuck, dude. This is rough. is making me laugh. So I'm, I'm a liar. Hey, Jason. I heard it was your birthday. Hey, Chris DeLea here. Live it up. No dent. 164. Is that pounds? Yeah. So that's probably 200 bucks. I don't know. Do you know? English conversion rights.

No dense. No dense. No dense. Cristalea here. I'm not doing it. No way I'm doing it for less than a thousand bucks. No fucking way. You think I wouldn't do it for 50 grand? You're out of your fucking mind, dude. I want to be the most expensive guy on cameo. Don't give a fuck, okay? It's not worth it to me. Okay?

Be a fan, cool. Most expensive girl on cameo, man. It's like Russell Brand. I'll record personal messages all day to make fucking $700. You know what I'm saying? This is not my bag. Also, no dent, no dance, no dance. No dance.

Can you imagine? I mean, I would, $700 to make seven messages. Sign me up, dude. I'm doing, I'll fucking do it for 25, dude. There will be cameo. Like if I have anything, there absolutely will be $25 cameos.

Yeah. My fucking girlfriend would be like, can you please come to dinner? I'd be like, I need to do 20 more cameos. You can wait in line. I'll walk the dog when I'm done with cameos, okay? Or maybe I'll do a cameo while walking the dog. Shut up.

Yeah, dude. I would do cameos for five bucks, dude. If I needed to, five is, I don't know, no dance. Five's a little low. Then somebody clips days in years doing it for. In a tough spot, sure. Real tough. Five?

Dude, I love talking to people. I know, I'd rather talk for free than five. If I'm going to charge them on five, I'd rather just fucking talk to them, dude. You just call them, hey, dude. He just want to say happy birthday Do you? Oh, really dude. Happy birthday.

Jolaldo is a big fan. Fucking eight inches. Goodbye. Oh, well. That's sad, dude. Yeah. I mean, he dug his own grave. Yeah, he did it to himself.

He's like talking about how he's going to be the most expensive on cameo. Oh, really, dude? Yeah. Jay Hawley, 08, posted this. Spotted in Sri Lanka. Do I go visit? Kind of dicey. Great place.

Never been. Bapa's place. Oh, nice. Dogs are not allowed. Nice. That's great. You should never dress harder than the bride posted by

a financial skin 4669. That's fucked up. All right. Let's see what else we have here. I'm just going to leave this here. You be the judge posted by AB, TB12. No.

Anti-electric vehicle club. in 2024. It's crazy that he can just like, there's so much stealing of other people's ideas. It's like he's purpose. I mean, how does he do it this much? Why does he do it? That's another question.

Why? What's the motivation? Yeah. It's quite clear that original ideas do better than stolen ideas. But he just can't stop stealing. And he's so original with like English, Not on purpose, but like, he messes things up in ways that people have not messed up before. The creativity doesn't, it's only in that area, though.

It doesn't leave that arena. Yeah. In the English language, he's like unmatched. He's like, what's his face? He's like, who's the famous linguist guy that's a super left wing? He's not, he's still alive. He's like in his 90s. Not Howard's in, that guy died.

The other guy? Norm. Norm. Norm Choms. No, I almost said Norm. No. I almost said Norm. You did say no.

I did? Yeah. Fuck. Nome Chomsky. Brennan and Nome Chomsky very similar when it comes to linguistics. Nome Chomsky should go on T. Fat K. Oh. That's weird.

Now you're cooking with oil. It makes you think like, did Shakespeare mean to make all those words? Or was he just like Brendan Chob and had CTE? It was just writing. Billy Shakespeare, Nome Chomsky, Brennan Chub. Mm-hmm. Beans and cheese. Let's see here.

Promotion. anything, I'll do whatever. This is posted by penis poop 69. Best friend here's 16 photos of me. Penis poop 69. Yep. And this is a picture from a wedding they went to. I went to high school with Brendan, class of 2001.

You got to read that. And you, him through my sister, verified by Mods, AMA. They are dead now posted this. I had quite a few classes with him too. It has been a long time, though. Edd it. Well, sorry to be a letdown, folks. as I don't have any juicy stories.

Just wanted to give you kind of a glimpse into the person I saw him morph into. From high school, I don't think people change much except this guy. Holy fuck. He never say anything condescending or wear a shirt that says anti-electric vehicle club. He was a normal, if just above average guy that most people knew and liked. Never tried to piss anyone off. CTE is real and I don't know if he has it, but y'all can be the judge of that. I'll answer more questions in a few hours or something comes up.

Sorry, it was a let down. Oh, that's sad. Jesus. What was it like taking special glasses? Be cool, dude. Laugh my ass off. We had creative writing together. I-I-R-C.

What does that mean? I have no idea. In case in I am redacted company or something. He was not a bad student. He seemed relatively above average at the time. But you know, that was before the punches to the face, I guess. Really? Above average.

Geez. Based on your observation in the school, do you believe he got a 32 on the 8th? A-C-T, be honest, be. Possible. I don't think you can get on student council, et cetera, without being a little above average, but he never stood out as someone that liked that. What? You can get on, this guy's a redact too.

Student counsel, that's just popular. Yeah. You can vote for that. Popularity. And I know, because I lost. I mean, he could have CT, but who am I to say he wasn't a dumb ass back then, at least? Okay. You don't, okay. Let's see if the next comment has anything good. I never met him.

Yeah, I think we're good. How many chicks you fuck, classic? Nice. Sorry. Was he a sink pisser back then? Real question. Yeah. This threat is anticlimactic to give us some juicy details.

Drives me nuts. Man, homeless cats are awesome. They asked him, I don't want to go back to it, but someone asked them. They said that he claimed he worked as a janitor back then. Is that true? such a hilarious claim that he's saying that he fucking worked

as the fucking janitor at his high school like no you didn't do he did not work as a fucking janitor dude well with that that's the end of the show all right see you next week

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