10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub IS STILL SUING A YOUTUBER | 10 Minutes of Schaub #121

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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I guess the neighbors think I'm selling merch, selling merch K, the neighbors think I'm selling merch, selling merch, selling merch, selling merch, selling merch I don't wanna take a picture with you, Neek, I just wanna talk to the man Get rid of this redacted lawsuit Or buy some merch for a truck he can win Ask J.F. I'm hoppin' again I know these things happen often But I'm back on the cast

My thanks to Sinaz As I flip my truck down to Austin I've been building me a house back home For my wife's mom Won't believe what it's costin' And it's fit for a baddie, right? Or a man that can slayin' And explain that his dick's eight inches

P.F. Chain should've came with a coffin Fuck Theo Vaughn and the chin clips Well, maybe not the chin clips But one thing is for sure theovon's going through shit that's why i ditch the views audio is king surrounded by rogan's monster team students humping stools frequently thinking you do you and i do me youtube's got a big old shadow band cool story outside in modern cars filled with grain and crate i'm laughing hard thankful that my kids a t-ball star here at thick boy there's no predators just some black's no predators. Just some black belts on the pod. Just some black belts on the pod. Welcome to the studio. This is pure. We'll help you if you felt too blocked by sir. To be the star you always knew you were. Wait,

I think the lawyer's at the door. Okay, I flip my truck in Baja mode. Baja mode. I guess I flip my truck in Baja mode. Baja mode, Baja mode, Baja mode, Baja mode. Okay, I flip my truck in Baja mode. Baja mode. I guess I flip my truck in Baja mode. Baja mode, Baja mode, Baja mode, Baja mode, bitch. Motherfucker, one take. Shout out to the people that helped us out with this song.

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years of sobriety whoa congrats i got attacked by a bunch of ducks but that's not why they're here dude no that's not why they're here they're here to watch 10 minutes of shop so start the timer play the chain clip i like how you tell me So start the timer, play the chain clip. I like how you tell me to start the timer, but it's you starting it. Oh, yeah. Well, I can't change it now. No, no. I know. I know. Just, you know, it is the vibe, dude. But I'll tell you what,

they're catching a vibe over here at the Shab show, dude. There's a lot going on this week, by the way. I just want to let you know that right now. Yeah, you're telling me this is going to be a long episode. So stretch. Yeah. I like how tired you sound when you're like is going to be a long episode. So, straddle. Straddle. Yeah. Exactly. I like how tired you sound when you're like, this could be a long episode. Yeah, a lot going on. Here's one post by BusyMiddle8108.

It says, Chin doing a great job humbling Brendan. Imagine comparing food truck diaries to hot ones. Let's see here. Still? What is it? They've kind of ran out people i get it you know like food truck guy we ran out people you're just like how many times we keep doing this you know but i mean so with him it's like all right no they're getting more famous and more famous as it goes i don't think so yeah yeah i actually watch it so i don't think so bud i don't think so we disagree on this but i yeah i believe they have way more famous people on as of late dude chin standing up for

it dude yes finally standing on business and i'll be 10 toes down tell him how it is like just test the water see if telling him the truth to his face and then once you when you tell him that standing on that see how that goes see how that goes dude what happens yeah what happened to george dude but just because you have famous people and does it mean the views are up the views are great are they still what it is go to their page the last one was a soccer player i'm not familiar with them but he's super famous yeah yeah massive that's right i don't see jack but has 29 million views. That was one month ago. Yeah, they're killing it, dude. Holy shit.

These are... He's seeing the view numbers and he's saying, holy shit. Go to the page. Pull up the page if you're so confident. He's like, what does M mean? Where's the K's at? You know? And it's kind of funny, like the producer of the show testing them like that.

Because they're supposed to be in the know, the show testing them like that because they're supposed to be in the know right you're like oh yeah prove it prove it pull it up

he's like no guy just said it stupid I like how quickly he could prove it too he's like you can see I don't even have to say anything

just look at the numbers dude Gordon Ramsay has 128 million views he's the best he's so entertaining Gordon Ramsay has 128 million views. He's the best. He's so entertaining. Gordon Ramsay? Yeah. Hell yeah.

And this weird one right here, four weeks ago, even Donald Duck, dude, 20 million. You're telling me Donald Duck- Gordon Ramsay goes to Thick Boy Studios? How would that go? Dreadful. He's doing the thing where he takes his finger and he wipes it across one of the rain bottles. And he's like, look at this dust. Disgusting. Do people drink this?

What is this in the sink? Do you have any cups here? That's a shoe. That's a shoe. What do you mean your favorite shoe? I don't care whose favorite shoe it is. Give me a cup, goddammit. I'm thirsty.

I want to see him talk about Donald Duck. Four weeks ago, even Donald Duck did 20 million. You're telling me Donald Duck has more views than Vince Vaughn? Keep going down? Wait, a duck eating chicken? Is that like cannibalism? That is, dude. Beanie man.

Beanie guy, dude. Beanie guy. Expert. That's like us eating monkeys or something. Wow, dude. Beanie guy. He's pretty funny, honestly. Expert. Egg. That's been awesome. That's like us eating monkeys or something. That's funny. Wow, dude. Tagged the joke, huh? Yeah. Sign up set eight, dude.

Yeah. Let Beanie Man cook. Yeah. You're right, Jen. All right. Well, oh, man. Robin Roberts only 98. Oh, but that's on Good Morning America.

Oh, gotcha. Yeah, when they're his, they're big. For some reason, I thought they got bought out or something. I can't even do a Donald Duck impersonation, but I was going to be like, Donald Duck at Thick Boy? Yeah. I want to do it so bad, but I don't want to do it. Go ahead, try.

I don't know how to do it. Again, you nail it out of the park every fucking time I ask you to do it so bad, but I don't want to go ahead and try. I don't know how to do it again. You nail it out of the park every fucking time I ask you to impersonation. That was me asking, what do you mean you drink out of a shoe? Yeah, they have the subtitles. Nice. All right. Well, that's just the first clip dude. I mean, look at look at them tabs daddy. Okay, so this is posted

by where does it hurt our a it says just like hot ones and then it's a nice little comic strip what up my thiggies so today on the fad fuck diaries we got the baddest 135 emmer fiber in my division we've ubered him all the way from lax to feed him scrambled eggs you're're welcome, B. Scrambled eggs. Tom Pats, Sugar Sean, just eggs. The guy pissing.

So what's good, brother? Hey, I don't mean to interrupt you, but this is something I want to hear your perspective on. And this is something we and Rogan talk about all the time. I I think of the one guy the UFC's

done right by you know like obviously the narrative they're painting right now tapping his shoulder you want to take this one? alright like everyone's like we want to see this guy fight a top 5 guy or top 10 like that's how some sausage made it in the fight world, you know?

But I'll tell you what I think. And don't mean to interrupt you, but honestly, like we're talking about all this fan sport you have. Some would say the sportiest. Nom, nom, nom. And everyone want to see you fight, but they're doing a good job not. Just throwing you to the Wolverines. Know what I'm talking about? Tap, but they're doing a good job. Not just throwing you to the Wolverines. Know what I'm talking about?

Tap, tap, tap. His face got bigger. Dude, the artist, the artist, the artistry here is really, I mean, the words are great. Amazing. But the, the way the faces look is very funny. You're a beast. Can't read the comments. You just can't. I can't read the comments, my man. You just can't do that.

Nom, nom, nom, nom. He has a bag that he's pouring down his face while he's interviewing somebody. He slaps Sugar Sean. That's awesome. Oh, that's great, dude. Give it up for them, dude. Good job, dude. That's true hawk shit right there, dude. That shit was funny.

That's just like Hot Ones, dude. I wish I was that good. I've always wanted to write a cartoon. Yeah. That was really good stuff. that's true hawk shit right there dude it was funny that's just like hot ones dude i wish i was that good i i've always wanted to write a cartoon yeah that was really good stuff uh we're really dude we're spoiled this week i gotta say we got a carlos menchiz's uh clip today dude it's posted by earwaves great name never seen it carlos mencia calls out joe rogan for a stealing a joke a for stealing a joke from failed comedian Brendan Chobb. Oh my god. This is incredible, dude.

It's everything you could ask for and more. And I want to hear... I'm not going to say anything. He's about to spill the beans on these motherfuckers. Let's see here. I honestly think if Joe Rogan didn't become as big as he became, that whole situation where he ran on stage and so forth probably would't become as big as he became, I mean, I almost think that whole situation where he ran

on stage and so forth probably would have faded away, but he became a big entity in this space. He also just got accused himself, so. Oh, he got accused of stealing jokes? Oh, you don't know that? No. Is he going to quote Elephant Graveyard? That's hilarious.

Pull it up! Carl Smancia, like, knows about our about our show in fact there's a chance there's a world where brennan shop has no idea we exist but carl smith cia knows he's got time on his hands i've seen him driving the other day and he was listening to our landslide cover dude why don't they like me i want to come on the show oh seriously, seriously? You didn't know about this? I'm sorry to the one that bring it up, bro, but well, the way this is laid out is the way he's sitting looks so funny. Yeah, it's not. It's like the

worst t-shirt of all time. Is that what I look like when I drop facts, dude? Nah. No? Nah, nah. You look much better than that. Dude, there's a different narrative in the comments, dude. They're calling me Gerardo Mancia, dude. Anyone that says you look like that is just trying to hurt your feelings. You do not look like that.

Okay? It's like you have to get in that stance. Failed comedian Brendan Schaub takes credit for a line that sounds familiar. Failed comedian Brendan Schaub Failed comedian Case credit For a line that sounds familiar

Is it Brendan Schaub? Well Brendan Schaub There it is But yeah he got accused of Stealing our show shows Yeah yeah Joe Rogan steals Brendan Schaub's joke There it is

Has Manseeh burping? Did he just eat? Pull up Is there craft services On Vlad TV? Has Mansea burping? Do you just eat? Is there craft services on Vlad TV? This might get cut from YouTube, by the way. Okay. Because Vlad hates when people watch his stuff on YouTube. Ah, fuck.

But that's so funny, dude. He just had a couple chimichangas, dude. So, this is what I didn't want. This is what I didn't want this is what I didn't want you brought it up dumbass this is what like I thought I don't want it to become this

you know you know what I mean and so now I've had to tell people in my audiences sometimes this is the Netflix special yes so he did it the Netflix special yeah he just did so point being like the policeman of this right policeman got caught was

in a cookie jar if that's the case wow my point is is that like whether what he did or didn't is i don't care it doesn't matter to me i'm not getting involved in it. It's not my thing, but it's just like, this is what you started. This is what we started with all this bullshit. I'm the opposite. I wish I was gay. It looks way easier. My life would be so much easier if I was just gay as shit. At night we'd...

Oh, fuck! And then they play the meatball. Oh, man. What are your thoughts dude I mean um it's funny that well Menci is like

the guy got caught he sounds like a dumber like or just like shot the way he's talking sounds like shot but is and that that

so many people have done that horrible premise like ew I was gay dude you so much easier about being gay I saw like 10 comedians do that at the comedy store one time So many people have done that horrible premise of like, ew, I was gay, dude. You're so much easier when you're gay. I saw like 10 comedians do that at the comedy store one time. It's all bad.

It's so funny to me. He's like, this is what I didn't want. Yeah, but you want, that is what you want. Yeah, dude. It's exactly what you want. That's probably the first party he's thrown in the hole. He had a freak off when he heard that Joe Rogan stole from Joe. He's like, how do you order 500 bottles of baby oil? This one is just a quick one.

Oh, yes. Posted by a deleted username. Just a hungry wolf passing by, dude. Wow. I don't even know what, like, what is that? It's like a McGregor-esque. He's trying to show his package. You know what I mean?

Oh. We watched Making Friends on the Patreon, and he was pretty upset that an audience member didn't touch his penis. Oh, yeah. He was like, she'd be surprised at how big it is. Yeah. It's a hungry wolf in my penis. I am shocked.

Yeah. I can touch it. I want you to touch it. It looks like a crash test dummy that just got out of a car. Like a hype beast crash test dummy. There should be a wolf on here, dude. He should have a wolf on his shirt.

What if he, like you remember we were talking about anamorphs on the show? Like what if he's an anamorph and he, he literally, he can turn into a wolf. Wow. He just, and he turned back to a human just now.

He turns back to a human to roast the shit and to make fun of these fuckers. Any more Tony Hinchcliffe? I think that's it for Hinchcliffe this week. Now I'm thinking about how funny it would be if you were reading Animorphs and Tony Hinchcliffe was one of the characters.

He just turns it. I think this character is closeted. I think this character is gay. Okay, so this is posted by Dana White's mom. It's Cringo Poppy. So this is the biggest thing of the week, dude. Brandon Chobb's legal problems just got worse. Oh, yeah.

I saw someone post that and I didn't watch. Yeah. But now I'm going to learn all about it and I'm happy about that. A hundred percent should go watch that video, dude. Yeah. Here's a little excerpt from the video. It's posted by Haphazard. Shout out our guy.

Podcast cringe shows that Bapa is legally a liar. YouTube link inside, watch it. So let's just see what this is about really quick. Declaration of Brendan Schaub. I am the CEO of of thick boy productions in february 2022 i appointed robert allen as thick boys lead counsel in this action mr allen has regularly communicated with my business manager lex mcclellan legs legs legs appearance wow man and me regarding the status of this action mr allen had full authority from Thickboy to file the complaint against Carl Swindells on February 28, 2022.

Mr. Allen had full authority from Thickboy to file the notice of appeal of the district court's decision on March 1, 2024. Mr. Allen continues to have full authority to act on Thickboy's behalf participated in this action as required, including making the decisions to file the lawsuit, responding to discovery and deciding to file the appeal. I understand that Thickboy's complaint in this action alleges that Carl Swindell's committed copyright infringement and not defamation. I understand that Thickboy filed its opening appeal brief in early May 24 and that the parties are currently waiting for a decision from the court. So here we have a signed affidavit from Brendan Shaw basically refuting everything he said about the lawsuit over the last two years. I like how he still says lawsuit. That's amazing in an Australian accent.

Yeah. Nar. So he basically lied. It's not a defamation case. It's a copyright infringement case. Big Dick, sorry about that, right? That is crazy. This is the signed confession of a compulsive liar.

And for those of you wondering why this is so serious, it's because if what Brendan was saying on episode 1000 of The Fighter and the Kid, you know how the lawsuit is out of his hands. He's not up to speed. He knows nothing about it. Well, that would imply that somebody was submitting the legal filings without Thickboy's knowledge or approval, which is illegal, right? Like, that's potentially a criminal act.

But here's the best part. Now that Bupa submitted a sworn affidavit to the court, if he says anything to contradict any of those nine points on his podcast or in an interview or whatever, well, that would be perjury. Seriously, only Brandon could get himself into this much shit over absolutely nothing. And don't forget this whole thing is over $13,000. That's the other bit of news that I got this week.

$13,000 is what he sued for? I mean, that's a lot of rain. That's a lot of fucking shoes. That's a lot of interns. He know, that's a lot of fucking shoes. That's a lot of interns. He needs that money for T-ball, you know? It's a lot of baseball bats. A lot of golden balls, if you will. Right, there's so many things that he buys.

He's a consumer. That's right, 13K grand. Take a look at this from Kyle's filing. Clearly, Schaub is misusing the term pro bono as an attorney at a top LA law firm would not switch a rich celebrity's case to a pro bono cause. Thickboy's speculation that this lawsuit may only be a legal cash grab by his attorney reinforces that the term was used in error. But nonetheless, this case has dragged on for over 28 months and Thickboy is claiming that it did not

pay for the appeal and its voluminous brief filed by its elite legal team, the Thickboy legal team sought approximately $13,000 in damages in the lower court, so a contingency or no-cure, no-pay agreement does not make financial sense. This raises more questions about who is controlling this litigation and whether improprieties are afoot. Regardless, all evidence points to the conclusion that Thickboy Productions is not a willing and active participant in this lawsuit. Well, thank God for Brendan's quick-thinking lawyers who got him to sign an affidavit admitting that he is in fact in full control and knows all the facts and details about the lawsuit and its status. Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a legal document

proving that Brendan Schaub is full of shit and he fucking signed it himself. At the end of the day, he's going to do what someone else told him to do. Yeah. Right. Even though he pretends to, it's on me,

dude. It's not me. It's not his fault. It's on him, but it's the team's fault. The team, right? Yeah.

He blames that he listens to the team so he can blame them later. He never learns anything really but he says he does we're learning that's what we got to do dude we learn from him yep yeah that's a good way of not ever taking responsibility or like being left with the responsibility yep right team did it bad episode sorry it's all right those people out there you know burt over here dude fucking the whole thing up yeah and then uh in in the um video that podcast cringe posted it shows that he was uh talking about defamation for years and it was a defamation case it was never a defamation case and then also he goes on to say that maybe Unique has like a action of defamation against Shaw because he kept saying that Unique beat his kids and stuff.

Oh, yeah. That he's in a trial with somebody that beat his kids. That's why he needs to sue him for defamation. That he has videos of talking about how he cheat on his wife and then that Brendan beats his kids. And he's like, but this guy, he's beating his kids. Yeah. Yeah. It's the same kind of thing. I mean, I a lawyer i can't i can't so i don't know if he could make a good defamation

case out of that it's a good point being raised though i mean audio's king if you're talking to 10 million thickies you know what i mean in a podcast that somebody beats their kids and he doesn't that's defamation daddy i mean yeah could. The thing I think about it, like, okay, Schaub, very dumb guy. I think that you could make an argument that he doesn't know what defamation is. That's true. And he may think that defamation is copyright infringement. That would be epic if in court they prove that Schaub's a dumbass. Yeah.

They're like, my client is redacted, dude. Oh, but could you imagine an easier legal argument to make? No. In the history of arguments that the judge, all he'd have to, the judge or the jury,

whoever, probably just judge because it's like not a jury trial or if it goes to trial, it would be, but the judge would hear or look at anything

Chavez has done and be like, okay, yeah, I believe that he doesn't know what defamation is. Your honor, I didn't know what it was. Your honor, I believe that he doesn't know what defamation is. You're on. I didn't know what it was. You're on.

I thought I used to think giraffe was started with a D. I thought that all they would have to show him is that the interview of hot ones with Donald duck and shop thing that Donald duck is real. Could I got to walk to my truck to get rid of this thing? All right. This is posted by 10 second balcony. It's called Bapa tries to pretend he went to sizzler as a poor kid and it doesn't go well. Let's called Bapa Tries to Pretend He Went to Sizzler as a Poor Kid and It Doesn't Go Well.

Let's see. When's the last time you guys gone to Sizzler? Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. I've never been to Sizzler. See, you grew up with not a lot of money. Yeah.

Right? So my mom, we were middle class. Sizzler would be like the jam. Yeah. You know what I mean?, like my mom, we were middle class. Sizzler would be like the jam. Yeah. You know what I mean? Sizzler was the jam. It was a big deal.

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh my god that's crazy why would he use that as a saying if he's never been there dude you remember sizzler i remember do you ever go to sizzler when you're a kid i don't think so i was more of a coco's kid dude like uh okay coco's a california thing yeah i actually have never been at coco's coco's was the shit when i was a kid, dude. Maybe we should go to Coco's

and then you go to Sizzler with me. I'm down. But has Sizzler been so long? All I remember about Sizzler is like all the food. It's a buffet. And like I would get disgust.

I'd get like chicken fingers and Froot Loops. Disgusting. Because you can get all this stuff and my mom would be like, all right. Because she knew I loved it

and she likes Sizzler a lot. But yeah, we used to go there. You cooked your own food, right? Yeah, yeah. Like it's a Korean barbecue spot. You ordered first. But didn't you pick out the meat you wanted there?

Uh-uh. No? I thought Sizzler was the one where you're like, I'll take that T-bone. They're like, cool, say less, and they grill it. No. Are you sure? Yeah. Even I know that. They're like, cool. Say less. And they grill it. No. Are you sure? Yeah. Even I know that.

I've never been there. And he now officially holds a place in the Guinness Book of fucking returns. Man. Are you upset with Shabnam? Yeah, that's crazy. But in his defense, sir, I don't remember ordering. I guess my mom wasn't in for me, but I don't remember ordering anything. I just remember going to the

buffet and getting all the fucking fruit loops and chickens. I certainly don't remember picking out a pork. What did he say? A pork chop? Like cook that for me or T-bone? No, I don't think that's happened. It's like white trash chicken and waffles, chicken and fruit loops. Chicken and Froot Loops.

Yeah, I made my own. It was childish. It wasn't really white trash. It was more just like child brain food. Yeah. Alright, this one's posted by MaterialCry8293. It's called Let Us Not Forget the Man Bun Phase. It was brief, but left an impact on all of us.

As you can see, it's a very small man bun. Very Neanderthal looking, right? Not good. Not a good look. It is. Yeah, right. It looks like one of those old recreated photos of a Neanderthal, what they look like. Small head. Yeah. Fucked up ear. Look at this ear, dude.

That's cauliflower. That looks like if somebody went to Photoshop and you know how you can bulge something? Like you just bulge out that ear. there's no way that's real right the ear that's real huh yeah that's disgusting if you look at it long enough i'm sure you're gonna have a problem with it can an ear have cte ear te um let's see here this one is called giveaway damage control and callan might be reading the comments posted by a haphazard this is a long one so okay we'll have to pause it a couple times here and there he's got a magic

mind that magic right i mean dude he's getting money it's like when you're ringside and you have the monster can that's empty yeah just make money from holding it magic minds like if you just have it in front of your face awkwardly three times in the episode we'll give you an extra 20 bucks they probably don't want him to drink it, honestly. They want Brendan to do it. Yeah, but if you tell Brian no, is that going to stop him? Right? You should have been there for the giveaway. Oh, yeah.

In my mind, so I've never done one before. I see all the big dogs doing it. I just figure it ends August 31st, you announce the next day. I've seen all the big dogs. Yeah, I don't know what he's talking about. Does a lot of people give truck giveaways? I know Alex Jones. Is that who he's referring to? I don't know.

Did Alex Jones do that or was that just a fucking... No, Alex Jones is giving a truck away right now. Yeah. Yeah, I remember. No, because you have to hire a third-party law firm that makes sure there's no funny business, no shenanigans. I have nothing to do with it. They verify the winners.

If there's any connection to you, they're disqualified. Dude, so nobody in here can win. The dads on the baseball team couldn't win. If someone went to high school with me, middle school, elementary, nothing. So you have to have no connection to me. So they go through it. They say 10 business days. And I mean business days.

And I mean business days. Yeah, what does that even mean? Monday through Sunday, 3 to 5 p.m., like it's a Tito Ortiz thing. Business days, D.D. And I mean business days. He doesn't want to list off what business days are because he's worried to get it wrong. You know, where's the truck? Where's the winner?

I'm like, good God, man. So I have Lex hitting him up like, hey, where's the winner? They're like, we're on it. We got to go through. We got to guess where the winner's out of. Montrose, Colorado, which is like we live in L.A. That'd be like being from Bakersfield. Middle of nowhere.

It's the middle. It's between Grand Junction and Telluride. It's so far away from me. Mountains. Some dude, he owns a truck shop. He does some restoration stuff. But here's the thing. So I'm like, alright, sweet. Winters in Colorado. Nope. Awesome.

Somebody's walking into the studio. That's what made me laugh. Why is the door so squeaky? They need oil at those doors, Dady. Somebody walks into the studio. Fucking bat signal. You know, home roofs, whatever. The guy looks like he does stuff.

Cool. Here's the problem. Why is the door so squeaky? Guys, seriously. All right. We got to work on the door so squeaky? Guys, seriously. All right. We got to work on the door thing. All right. Because we can't be, people just come in.

We had one episode where someone just, a guy just walked in when I was interviewing Hayah Mandel. It's like, we got to get some fucking core things done. Audio's king and that door squeaks so loud. If I would have called him, he'd be like, oh my God. Yeah, that's what you want, right? Yes. Oh my God.

I'm on the truck. The lawyers call him and give it away. Cause the lawyer would have to call him. Hey, you've been selected to win. So the lawyers give, they give away the surprise. Then Lex has to call him. Hey, are you available for a call? By the time he talks to me, it's four or five people away the surprise. Then Lex has to call him. Hey, are you available for a call? By the time he talks to me, it's four or five people down the chain.

I call him, what's up? What's up, dude? His name's Will. What's up, dude? It's Brendan Shaw. Hey, what's going on, man? Not much. What are you doing?

Nah, just sitting around at work. Cool, man. You won the truck. Oh, hell yeah. Cool, man. Right. He's already known. He won the truck.

Yeah, it's going to be awesome, man. I'm going to take it king as a hammer. I off-road him. I'm like, oh, that's so awesome. It's got to go at one. He's like, yeah, so cool, man. Just let me know. Come by and pick it up.

I'm like, yeah, come here, man. We got, like, you know, confetti and stuff, and we'll figure it out. He's like, cool. Just let me know. I'm like, all right. Hung up. I'm like, I thought that would go different. Now, maybe when he's in person and sees a truck in person, that's when we get

the big surprise. What are they going to do to Willie, dude, to get a big surprise? Choke him out real quick. I think they're just going to want him to be all hyped up and be like, this is the best day of your life. Hey, Willie, how's it going? You want to have some rain really quick? Drink three of these

rains? They force him to have rain beforehand. Magic mind? You like magic mind, diet coke create them but as far i don't know how other i don't know other way to do it by the time he talked to me he was like sup you know cool you know i thank you i i it's not shout out to will yeah thanks for playing glad you won the truck you're gonna use it It's not his fault. But five people. Just got to confirm this. Travel.

Logistic. So by the time he gets to me, he's already like, hello? God. I still feel bad. My ex. And then I was like, oh, no. I like the cut right there. That's a good cut.

My ex. Amazing. And I could see she was so bummed. And I still feel cut right there. That's a good cut. My ex. Amazing. And I could see she was so bummed. And I still feel bad about that. I wasn't bummed. Granted, five months of work, but it's not his fault. Are you going to do these giveaways? Oh, yeah.

We already got the next one. I drove the- Is that what I've seen? I've already seen. That's what you're giving away? Yeah, yeah. I can't get involved? No, sir.

You got a connection to me. No funny business, sir. I can't throw my name in the old hat? Buy some merch. Find out. What? Can't hurt. Buy some merch.

Buy some merch? I got to buy merch? Buy some merch. No gas, all gas. My mom. My mom. Come on down to Shire's Chick Boy Studio. Buy some merch. It's starting to sound like chickens. Yeah.

That's what happens after you podcast for so long. You just start barking at each other like chickens. The doors are fucking just as old as your podcast. I can't get over that squeak in the door. It's so aggressive. There's another chicken walking into the studio. We should have a button here where I can just have over that squeak in the door it's so aggressive there's another chicken walking into the studio we should have a button here where I can just have a door squeaking that would be funny

oh man all brakes no gas whatever you say trucks man it's not that guy's fault it's just the process it takes the fun out of it all the paperwork all that bullshit. Then you got to vet the whole thing.

Make sure that you go to my own. Yeah, because otherwise, you know, there's going to be funny business. People give it to their buddies, you know, and then just keep it, I assume. I don't know. That has to happen, I would assume. You know another reason you have to use a third party too? Law firm? You have to.

They're like, there's no, the state of California won't let you do it because gambling essentially. So one of the issues is, is, and I didn't know this, but a lot of the giveaways, old, old people's homes, old folks homes,

they have nothing to do. So they scour the internet looking for giveaways and they sign up. So they, we at how many mail-in ballots do we get? Oh, thousands. Thousands. Really?

Like a phrase. So it's no purchase necessary. You have to have one way for people to get in without purchasing anything. Okay. So it's mailing in their, mail-in ballots is hilarious though. Can you imagine how scared you'd be if you saw your grandma writing a fucking letter to thick boy studios? You'd be like, what your grandma writing a fucking letter to Thick Boy Studios?

You'd be like, what is this, grandma? It's like finding drugs in your kid's room. Yeah. What is this? What are you doing? I just love, I love Brennan Shaw. Why do you have all these DriveFest all-guess hats? I'm fighting in his kid's studios.

I'm writing a letter to my favorite host, Brian Callen. You can do anything to me. The average age is like 98. Oh, no. Like Mary in Florida, who's 98. He doesn't understand anything. He reminds me of myself. Me and him, we're like two peas in a pod.

I like red chairs. The red chairs are really, I got you. I wish I had that, Cole. Struck, lady. But they just sit there and do it. Because there's struck lady but they just sit there and do it they just sit there and do it so they vet through everything not saying they can't win if you're 98 but they have to vet through all that

see where it's at first one learning experience now we know it's going to be two weeks after you announce the winner the next one is the SEMA build we'll announce it at SEMA it's gonna be two weeks after you announce the winner yeah this next one's the sema build so it's gonna be at well now it's at sema it's gonna be a big deal now i all breaks no gas whatever you say what are your thoughts right now dude so they're saying it's like the comments because it's like the wrong way of saying the name like all breaks

was that show the the Andrew whatever? All Breaks, No Gas? No, I don't know. All right, whatever. Andrew. Yeah, that's like a famous YouTube show. All Gas, No Breaks. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's fun. Good show. Never seen it. Great show, though. This one's posted by Air Bumper. Air Pumper, beast of a demographic, kind of what you were doing right now. So one of the issues is, and I didn't know this, but a lot of the giveaways, old people's homes, old folks' homes, they have nothing to do. So they scour the internet looking for giveaways and they sign up.

How many mail-in ballots did we get? Thousands. Thousands. Dude, when we get older, I can't wait to have a big red chair wheelchair, dude. Let's put some wheels on these, D. what i'm saying dude get those big side wheels dude yeah and you know what speed they go in bahama yeah exactly yeah dude eight inches i was gonna say there's so many choices we have now dude oh yeah all right let's move on to something else here this is uh posted by pm me your, which I don't know what that means. It's PSA, don't use your phone while driving.

It can wait. And it shows him on the road. This is the story post or post on his Instagram with his kids in the car. Oh, man. Another post. It looks like he's on the road. Yep. Looks like he's on the road there.

Oh, straw. I mean, I've never seen this straw picture before this one that's true i mean he's never used a straw there's so many straw picks yeah and i mean if he doesn't love it his lips love it look at this dude jesus christ they just it's like cauliflower lip over that straw right there dude dude. Let's see. All right. I don't know if he's driving there. Looks like he is. Okay. You know, the big truck flip. Do you use your phone while driving?

No. Anything else? All right. This one is posted by a deleted username. David Lucas, a.k.a. Kill Tony Legend, never ever gets called out on his creepiness by the Rogan's fear. On the contrary, Tony even helped get him out of jail once as per their own words. Whoa.

So his ongoing investigation is the tag here. Yeah. And let's see what else we got. So this is posted by Thickboy with three C's. It's called Great Guy. I haven't seen these yet, so if they're blog busts, I'll take it out later. But some of these niggas out here gorilla pimping, bro. They beating the shit out of these hoes. It's blog bust busts I'll take it out later but some of these niggas I hear gorilla pimping bro they beating the shit

out of these hoes it's blog busts we can take it out later just kidding what kind of pimp would you be? gorilla pimp you what?

eye strangler bitch to death? to the point to the break of death to the break of death yeah yeah yeah that bitch will see the light then I'll bring her back

yeah I'm like get your ass up bitch bro did I ever tell I'm like, get your ass up, bitch. Bro, did I ever tell you the story about the- Get that ass up, bitch. I hope she don't,

I hope, what's the statute of limitations with, with what? With, with violence. With violence? The only time,

there's, I was young, bro. That's a broad thing. Is there like context to this? I feel like I'm out of the context of whatever this is. Because right now, to me, looks like two big old redacts having the world's dumbest conversation. Cut to our podcast. Yeah.

Yeah, that's true. I mean, we are the same as that. But not redacted. But not, I don't think we've ever had this conversation. I was young. I was young i was young bro and i know she don't watch this but if she do god damn it she gonna what happened when you were young i was like 21 22 fresh to la bro i was dating this one girl we had a studio apartment together yeah um we would we we were uh we argued a lot And What happened?

This one time This one time This one time I used to be a crazy boyfriend But I used to be like One of them little jealous niggas This is like Okay you don't need context now dude

He started a story Yeah It's like Rogan and Joey Diaz Yeah But just worse Like less funny I made her come to the room And suck my dick, Jordan.

And he's like, oh, what? But this is like, so you bait her then? You bait her every again then? Yeah, yeah. I fucking,

this is bitch. I fucking strangled this bitch. Oh, is that what you did? Oh, shit. Is that what you did? Oh, shit. Josh Terry. That's what's going on. Okay. She was taking a shot when she was about to go somewhere. Howdy, howdy, howdy. Josh Terry.

That's what's going on. She was taking a shower when she was about to go somewhere. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, you about to go out and be a hoe, this, that, and the other. I was like, I might as well just stop fucking with your ass. And then she said something like, I was like, yeah, I was talking shit like, yeah, you're going to miss this dick. And she was like, I was talking shit Like yeah you gonna miss this dick And she was like I can always suck another It set me off

And I grabbed that bitch From behind her neck bro And that bitch I choked her dog And she passed out She passed out of my arm In literally like Five or six seconds

Oh my god I was so scared I thought I Was that in the shower? She was drying off Drying off Yeah bro She collapsed

That was Scary as a bitch bro It sounds like First 48 Yeah dude What the hell What the fuck And then you did what?

It's okay We're friends Me and you We understand each other He's admitting all the crimes Okay okay And then So your fingerprints

Would be on that Just like real simple Because he's so stupid so you admit that you did that right and I choked him how fast oh wow you're really good at choking how fast did she before she passed out

man five seconds I choked a bitch five seconds she passed out fast good work I think we're done here guilty for being black fat and gay She patted out fast. Good work. I think we're done here. Guilty for being black, fat, and gay. Yeah. Tony Hinchcliffe comes in. Tony Hinchcliffe PD.

Why does he have so much... Is that dandruff? Is that the shirt? I think it's just the shirt. Okay, good. Good. Like, that's the most atrocious thing. As soon as she hit the ground, she woke up.

Spider-Man fucking... I started crying. ...webbed his shirt. He started crying. As soon as she hit the ground, she up Spider-man Fucking I started crying Webbed his shirt He started crying As soon as she hit the ground She woke up Oh my god dude Yeah this is not good

Drop her Or you sort of set her on the ground Bro I literally Like imagine you choking somebody Yeah And before you know They just pass out Oh wow

Yeah And I wasn't prepared To catch her body Right To catch her falling Literally and figuratively. Man, listen, bro. She fell to the ground and she woke up.

She was like, what happened? What'd you say? You slipped in the bathtub? I told her that she was yelling and then she just fell out. What did she say? How'd she take that? She believed it. But then when we laid on down the line, I told her I had choked her.

What did she say? We were just real physical, bro. She used to whoop my ass, bro. She broke my laptop and I lied to my mom and told her that. Every time I see him, I don't understand

even for a second what people see in this. Like I don't, but then that's killed Tony, I guess. I used to understand and then we would argue about it, but then now I'm 100% on your side, dude. such a hater I mean I think good but at the same time I'm such a hater that I've hated I've I've hit on things that aren't legitimate and push people

on my side so now I'm always like skeptical like am I just convincing someone to hate well keep in mind I didn't graduate college so you know I mean I'm susceptible to liking sure bad stuff you know what I mean that's funny that's what they teach you in college is what to like okay so this is posted by t stall t's tell uh this makes sense because I thought it was actually funny so uh I got to I have to look up his instagram really quick for context here do you want to say anything while you're looking up someone's Instagram to get context for a change thing? See,

we do, we do the work. Yeah. Do we do a lot of work? We don't just watch clips. Yeah. We research them. Whatever is necessary to bring the best possible content to you guys is what we

do. Okay, cool. You're good. Okay. Okay. I think, uh,

it's here somewhere here it is so his fowler fights charles olivera connor eventually comes back fights nope this is not the one okay here it is my issue is is the product that i paid to watch was not great you've seen this because it wasn't a pay-per-view worthy car. I think I've seen something like that. The bell of the ball is the sphere. Therefore, what you're paying for, unless you're in person, ain't that great, dude. And the main event, co-main event, boy, did the UFC gamble and they lost. You know what this is? You know what the sphere is?

It's Rainforest Cafe. That's the whole thing. I hadn't seen that. Yeah. i've never been in the rainforest cafe oh dude it's talking about sizzler dude i used to love the rainforest cafe yeah that's good i didn't say that but when you're a kid everything's good i'll eat fucking cardboard and say it's good i would love to go to the sphere the sphere seems very cool yeah so i i doubt that those are two comparable things yeah i mean it looks fucking great but the product is shit it's just like so not true i watched the ufc card and it was fucking awesome i loved it yeah

luke was saying the fights were really good on his live chat yeah but um i didn't i didn't watch it i did win some money on it allegedly allegedly jesus christ allegedly i did uh tease tell this Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Jesus Christ. Allegedly I did. Tease tell. This makes sense because I thought it was actually funny. Okay. So Brandon Chop slams UFC event at the sphere, right? Brandon Chop got caught plagiarizing a tweet dissing UFC. No J rainforest cafe for sports.

So he just took that from somewhere else. Oh man. Damn. I should have seen that coming. Yeah, dude. Come on. He's the goat of stealing shit, dude. He's the Michael Jordan of taking takes. Damn. I should have seen that coming. Yeah, dude. Come on. He's the goat of stealing shit, dude. He's the Michael Jordan of take and takes.

Okay, so here we go. I didn't actually line these ones up, so it might be like come back to it later, but posted by Air Pumper. If you're over 25 at Burning Man Grow Up, it's something he said on the podcast, and it's just real quick showing him being a grown man. You know what I mean?

Straws, right? Skits and bits. Soy boy. You know what I mean? Straws, right? Skits and bits. Soy boy, right? You have no problem with this, right? No. He's saying if you're at 25 at Burning Man, grow up like this, right? You should be like this, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I see what you're doing here. No, I completely agree. It's my takeaway too. What the hell? Grow up like this. Yeah, yeah. Be, you know, do the right, be a man. Like you reach a certain age, you're over 25.

Fucking, that's the kind of shit, like an adult man would do. But bleach your hair white. Get a cubby at a t-ball game, you know? Grow up, dude. Where are you going to put your stuff if you don't have a cubby at your son's t-ball game? Think about it. Okay, so here we go. This is another event that happened this week. Chin had an intervention on the

podcast. It's posted by Haphazard. Papa confirms he drove drunk daily during an on-air intervention for Chin very long. So it's very long. We can cut out anytime you want to, but let's see. Remember people make fun of me you drink at 8 a.m

like yep drinking here here here every shot do three shows in a day hammered while you get home so that's that's the bulk of the clip right there okay but then they just have an intervention for chin sorry for burping by the way that was disgusting jeff you said you stopped drinking a while ago is it still still, you still sober? Still sober. 11 months. Can you give Chin any tips? Chin wants to know how you did it.

I really want to know because he said he felt way better after he stopped drinking. You think? Oh, my life's gotten way better, yeah. I think you said you stopped for a second. I stopped for like a couple weeks. Chin stopped for two days.

Chin's an alcoholic. Hard liquor. Hard liquor. Do you want to stop? Chin's always got alcohol in his system. I enjoy alcohol. Everyone has a different story Do you want to stop? Chin's always got alcohol in it. I enjoy alcohol. Everyone has a different story about Chin Close. Stop drinking.

I thought it was just hard liquor. Brian's like, I thought you stopped drinking out of your shoe. Life. So that's why it's hard to stop. When you're like, life is good. I think you'd be so much better off stopping, Chin. Like stopping completely. I stopped completely.

My life got exceptionally better. You stopped? I haven't had a drink in a year. As an old guy, can I say something? Not a year. When's the last time we did a companion? No, you stopped. I know, but I'm only 11 months,

and I think you had a whiskey when I was on here. No. No. It wasn't since the Rampage Fight Companion. I don't even know if you had a night. But you feel better. Either way, you only did a little bit if we did a Fight Companion, but don't even know if you watch it at night. But you feel better. Either way, you only did like a little bit if we did a Fight Companion,

but still, I haven't, I haven't. That's great. So if he's really sober, which I guess I hope he is for his own benefit, but we'll see sober what he can do, whether it's just as stupid. There may be, so far, I don't see much of a change.

100%. Right? All that mean, like if it's 11 months or whatever, that means the truck giveaway is sober. A much of Toontown taking five months and then the all drive fast, all gas switch, sober. Right? Stealing that tweet about UFC Noche being the Rainforest Cafe,

that was sober. Yep. No more Chris Monday morning. That's how long ago Chris Monday morning was. I like how they're fact-checking him on the podcast too. They're like, you're not lying this time again, right? Jim, as an old guy, your drinking is going to stop you

if you don't stop it eventually. So that's kind of what happens with any kind of thing that we love. That's sort of an addiction. And everybody has it, food, sex, whatever. These are all the people you talk to about addictions, but sadly they're still in the thralls of it. They're like, listen, I know about getting fucked up from sex and drugs

and all that stuff. It's like none of you guys are people that you'd go to for advice, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It seems like for Chin to stop drinking, the LA Times would have to write an article about him or something, you know? It'll stop you.

Even with that, I don't think you're going to die or whatever, but I do think it's just not going's not gonna bring any value it's not for your age chin yeah like yeah some like sometimes to me i just feel like we gotta grow the fuck up a little bit yeah 100 no that's how i feel i know it's fun i know it's like all the like exterior things like my i will say sitting in these big red chairs and watching brendan chobb 10 minutes every week and then him saying grow the fuck up i'm like it really hits me hard you know we make stupid songs every week watching him he's telling us to grow up he's speaking to us i mean there could probably there you could cut up a thing like that of us easily with me in the black wig you know i have a thick boy jersey on even the white wig you got a lot of wigs

yeah yeah yeah me and the glasses I have a wig every night. Every night. Me talking about Sharpies. Yeah. No, we're not going to grow up. No, not a chance. Skin's better. My hair's better.

My dick works again. Like, all the- You look better. Like, your face is skin better. Like, you look better. I'll wake up, and I'm like, oh, yeah. My face isn't all puffy and shit. Like, I don't feel-

But also, look, now you're doing jujitsu. You want a drink right now. Like, I don't feel. Also, look, now you're doing. You want to drink? I want to drink right now. Whatever keeps me not like Jeff Dye. Take a swig. It's like, yeah, just get more shit. More time. Like, I wake up at 5 a.m.

And there's like, I'm ready to fucking go. Yeah. All my relations. Waking up after his enemies. Yeah, that's not good. It's like the comedy clubs are like, you're so much better now that you don't drink. And I go, oh, was it a problem? And they go, no, no, no.

They were like, no, we loved having you here and it was great. It's just you're a lot more sharp and you're a lot more professional. And they're noticing in a way that you don't have to villainize old Jeff or your old self and be like, I had a problem and it's so dramatic. It doesn't have to be like that. But just everything is infinitely better since I've stopped. That's a...

Yeah, okay. I'm telling you, Jim, my life in all aspects, every single aspect got better. A lot of times, Jim, it's like trying to, what are you going to replace it with? And you're very attached to the feeling it gives you. No, time is 100% the biggest thing. Working out.

Yeah, you'll get so much time back. But are you supposed you know about sobriety are you supposed to do interventions on podcasts uh i don't really care for rules yeah do you what do you think um i mean i think it's more like the principles of whatever 12-step program you to listen, they just simply want to know one thing, dude, how many chicks do you have? No, I mean, there's things baked into a,

you can't take advice from another person. Literally nobody co-signs a, unless they're dead. So if somebody died sober and wrote a book about sobriety and stuff, I never relapsed stuff like that. Then I guess you can probably stand by what they're dead. So if somebody died sober and wrote a book about sobriety and stuff and never relapsed stuff like that, then I guess you can probably stand by what they're saying. But all three of these guys talking about sobriety can relapse. So like you shouldn't be taking advice from them.

You got to figure out your higher power on your own and stuff. Okay. That's my interpretation. Six years sober this week, dude. Yeah. Yes, sir.

Just pointing at you. Quack. All right. Anyways, that's the serious answer, but really I just go there and talk about how many chicks I fucked that week. That's good. I do music stuff.

I honestly cannot channel the lyrics as well as when I'm, you know, having wine or beer. It was interesting watching this because it is very AA-ish because people will say that shit all the time. Like, like the genius is behind the alcohol, but there's the genius is in you, whatever, whatever, whatever AA tells you. Yeah. Like, no, the, the chin's in there. You know, the alcohol doesn't

bring it out. The alcohol stops. Imagine if you never drink, like you would be even better. You kind of think that's funny because like chin thinks that how good the podcast is because he's drunk when he edits is that what he's saying no he's talking about music the music he makes like how he sings yeah so if he stops drinking that great music can go away yeah i don't like that that he channels to it but i mean imagine if he didn't drink instead of working with little brows he'd be working with jelly roll dude okay yeah i like that and his brother bread bag but i don't think if he if he stopped drinking there would be no more cooking videos or at least they'd be

way different there'd be no more like hamburger pizza or whatever and that right there dude that's why we need him drinking dude we need more hamburger pizza how are you going to get videos of him walking around the woods with a gun shooting it off without alcohol exactly we need this chin yeah so my comedy's gotten exponentially better that's crazy it might be a crutch though because when's the last time you tried i like how shab first of all listen sobriety aside and all this if shab was really sober you don't think we would be hearing about it every week yeah this is the first that's come up i don't know i don't watch yeah yeah yeah it's true well it's the first that's come up? I don't know. I don't watch T-Fat K, dude. Yeah, true.

Well, it's the first we've seen of it. You're exposing me, dude. I don't listen to T-Fat K. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I tried writing. It's a crutch. We're almost done with an album. What you're saying is not true.

No, but I'm saying, do you think you can do it? It is true. It may feel that way, but. I take notes after drinking, right? I'll take notes of writing, and I'm like, how the fuck did I?

Meanwhile, Sanaa's during this whole conversation looks like she's never been drunker in her whole life, dude. Oh yeah, she's not sober. She's just like... She's Slenderman-ing over here, dude. Sorry, I'll cut that part out. How much are you drinking?

I don't get drunk. It might shut off some part of your brain. It's like, yeah, but I do like to sip. But also, if you tell yourself that, Jin, yeah, that's going to be the fact. I mean, that's what I've seen so far. I guarantee you could figure it out if you weren't drunk. Well, I don't think that I was more creative with whiskey because you can still do all those things.

Yeah. Thank you very much, Jeff. That's very, very powerful. Try it. You'll be so happy you did. It's like your best self is waiting for you. You know, I don't know anybody who's ever drunk a lot. I will say this is the worst part of sobriety.

A million percent, this is the worst part of sobriety. A million percent, this is the worst part of sobriety. When you bring it up, maybe like in conversation with somebody, like my uncles, for instance, where I told them that I'm sober, and then they just sit there for 30 minutes telling you about how bad you were. That's fucked up. Yeah. The worst part of sobriety, dude. They tell you all the worst things that you did while you were drinking.

While they were drinking. While they were drinking. While they are drinking, too. you all the worst things that you did while you're drinking while they were drinking while they're drinking while they are drinking too that's funny I don't know what you're doing you don't have a

job and like you're just like fucking all over the place your parents all the time talking about how you're drinking and

smoking and stuff like that and fucking what the hell that's this is what I this is PTSD for me you tell them

you're sober and they're like hey man you know used to be a real problem when you're drinking and you know

what fuck you take a big swig I've always wanted to say this to your face but You tell them you're sober and they're like, hey man, you know, used to be a real problem when you're drinking and you know what? Yeah. Fuck you. Take a big swig. I've always wanted to say this to your face, but fuck you, Doug. Cause when you were drinking, it was fucked up, Doug. I remember one time I got really hammered and cause my uncle accidentally, not, he did this on purpose. He put a bunch of a crown Royal in my drink. He was like, and I was cooking, but I saw it out of the corner of my eye.

I don't give a fuck. I'm here to party. You know what I mean? So I was just like, actually, I didn't see it. And then when I took it, I I was cooking, but I saw it out of the corner of my eye. I don't give a fuck. I'm here to party. So I was just like, actually, I didn't see it. And then when I took it, I just went, boom, downed it and be like, oh, that tasted delicious. What did you do? You know, in my uncle's face, like, you know, kind of thing, because he put a bunch of crown royal in there. And then long story short, I started

to get in a fight with everybody. And then my uncle was like holding me back and being like, did you fucking take PCP? And then when he asked if I took PCP, I started laughing maniacally because I thought it was so funny. I was like, no, where would I even get that? Dude, come on. What are we doing here, uncle?

Now I see why they had that conversation. No, this is the different side of the family. I mean, we get it, but I'm going to go to the part where Brendan shop says that he's drinking. He drank every day drunk, basically. And their best drove drunk every day. I'm not saying you can't handle it. You can be a high functioning alcoholic.

And I know I've known, I was very high. I think I was, to me, I'm, I feel like I was like, or Jeff was like the highest. Yeah. Very high functioning. But also like, imagine being more productive. But also, imagine being more productive. Imagine being more productive than you already are. You're getting so much shit done. And I love seeing it.

Look how much better your career's gotten. Yeah, it's been much better. Once he stopped, Jeff's everywhere, man. Your TikTok, your Instagram, everything's blown up. And to me, it's always been like, like I've had this conversation. I'm like, I don't get it.

Cause I see you do stay. I'm like, how is Jeff not a household? Not a good co-sign Jeff. He does it with everybody. He's like, you're the best. Like, I just don't get it.

Like, why are you shit? Nobody knows who you are, but I think you're hilarious. Everyone should be talking about Jeff die all the time, but nobody even knows who the fuck you are. You loser. I believe it now, dude. I think it does drive him nuts.

He's talking about how Cal's not making it. It's driving him nuts, dude. Yeah, it's just his friends not being more successful. Those are great friends. They're very funny. You know, I love you. I'm like, I don't understand. I said it. And then you stopped drinking. Yeah. And then I see on social media, I'm like, God damn, this thing's getting a lot of views. You post another one. I'm like, I don't understand. I said it. I said it. And then you stop drinking. Yeah. And then I see on social,

I'm like, God damn, this thing's getting a lot of views. You post another one. I'm like, holy shit, this thing gets a lot of views. You're going to be huge.

Thanks, man. Yeah, because you're a professional. And I think all those little things, because I'm sure that we're similar. Ken took his camera off. He's like, God damn it.

Hopefully they're going back to the, they don't come back to me, dude. And the way that like, you feel good at the end of the day. Like, oh, I checked all those things off. I got this much done now, not drinking. Like you're going to get double that done and you've got more time.

You don't feel shitty waking up. This might sound weird. And cause I have kids too. Like I go to bed. I can't wait to wake the fuck up. I. I can't wait to wake the fuck up I don't know why it makes me laugh it's just funny

it's a funny thing to say unnecessarily aggressive you could just say that sentence like I'm excited to wake up in the morning I got kids I'm excited to wake up in the morning and make them breakfast

but he turns it into like manosphere like I fucking wake up when I fucking get up in the fucking morning yeah it's sort of like the self-help kind Like I fucking wake up when I fucking get up in the fucking morning. Yeah. It's sort of like the self-help kind of thing. I can't wait.

I fucking get up at 434 because my kids, I wake up my kids. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? I tell my kids, wake the fuck up. God damn it. It's the best day of your life. I don't care if you want to watch cartoons. We're running a 5k. Go to bed at 9am or 8. or 8.30 a.m.

I have butterflies going to bed because I get to see my kids. I can't wait to go to the gym. I can't wait to come in here. I can't wait to leave here and go to Tigers baseball for three hours. Like, my life's fucking awesome. Yeah, it's way better. I don't drink. I don't do any of that shit.

I think Chin won last night. That's good to hear, man. Is alcohol. Chin's like, can we move the fuck on? Feel like it's. He's like, by the way, Diddy had thousands of bottles of baby oil. You want to talk about that real quick or. All good.

And alcohol can make you feel like there is no problem here. And, and there isn't, but there is like, ultimately I'm telling you when I say it's going to stop you. I'm not talking about. I know. I'm talking about just your life will not be what. He's wearing a toehold shirt. But it could be. But also, when I was drinking out of my head, I had a problem.

Think how much chaos I had in my life. I was on the road. I had this and this. I was doing 17 different shows. Not connected to anything. You did the. Oh, see. Nothing.

I was spiraling out of control, trying to get everything, and I wasn't even sober. I'm getting drunk on the shows. Yeah. Remember people make fun of me. You drink at 8 a.m.? I'm like, yep.

Drinking here, here, here. Every show, I do three shows in a day. Hammered when I get home. That's all they say. Like, alcohol doesn't make you... I wish you would watch us for a day, and then the next day, summarize it all for a day and then like, and the next day summarize it on his shop way.

Yeah. Yeah. So they're fucking these two nerds. Yeah. And they're making fun of me. Clearly I wasn't saying actually drank and drive. Like they just fucking said that shit. No,

I'm saying like, I want him to watch a regular day of mine. Oh, summarize it afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that fucking 1237 in the noon at noon,

you woke the fuck up dude and you went about you went you were fucking at the coffee shop dude you complained about the ice you fucking complained about that ice and you were just like all over the place spiraling and fucking you went over to brennan cooney's house he was barely awake he was barely awake you guys you guys fucking recorded that fucking podcast. If he got my name right, I would cry tears of joy. Yeah, dude. New man.

It just makes you not. I mean, there's three more minutes of this, dude. It's so long. Yeah, dude. Let's go to the next clip. That was basically it, though. He just drove drunk every day, basically. Amazing.

All right. So this one's posted by my confidence search 86 48 has he quietly dropped out of the california 300 he built a new truck for it and was gearing up for a podium finish it's on in two weeks with zero mention from him i mean is this just is this the whole clip? Out of the box is badass, but it's not race ready. But let us show you how easy it is to make this thing race ready for the California 300. How does he fit in that thing? That thing's small.

I know, I know your takeaways, dude. I know your takeaways. I mean, you saw it, right? It is crazy. But he's so big. He's so big. This song is so aggressive in the headphones right now. I like the song.

I like when he does promos like this. Why? It's like Raging Against the Machine and it's just him talking to somebody about some weird vehicle. This lady, this lady doing her taxes. He's in a video game chair. I'm a man, so I've got genius here

is going to help us. Him talking with like random nerds and hoodies. Oh, wow. Yeah, justing, jangle, jing, bing. Oh, wah. Yeah. Just fucking going at it, dude. Just some like random dude walking around the like, the fucking studio

and it's like, ooh, wah, ka, ka, ka. Drive as well, guys. Oh, wah. I can't even. My voice is so shot. I cannot do it. You're also going to help me kind of learn to

drive as well with the super amazing there's a lot of power in these cars but i mean the handling out of these um players pro bars are next level and um just on your own freaking it's wild dude wild so i'm looking forward to it man i can't wait i bet you he's still gonna race in it though dude right i think so yeah So I'm looking forward to it, man. I can't wait. October 2nd through 6th. I bet you he's still going to race in it though, dude, right? I think so. Yeah. Painting narrative.

All right. We got still so much more to get through here. I'm so sorry, Brendan. That's okay. If you guys didn't know, Brendan just flew back from Australia. I flew back today, yeah. This is posted by Chin Second Balcony. Clint dropped a fresh camp video he smokes

a lizard out with burning garbage and he eats half raw raw oh half raw bacon before snagging his fishing pole in a tree too many times all right so maybe this is pre-intervention it's terrible look what people do here they throw their trash a worm container freaking jack-in-the-box cup with straw come on people be better there's a dang lizard inside our fire pit get out of there dude oh goodness gracious corned beef hash and of course you need the bacon And now for the heritage eggs Check those bad boys out

Or bad girls See the bacon, corned beef hash Eggs I'm not gonna lie This is the most appetizing thing he's made So far dude Yeah I'm not seeing any issues really so far with this. Although I guess the fire pit had trash in it.

But other than that, it seems fine. Let's take a bite. Let's take a bite. I made a taco. Where's my gun? The fishing pole It's still hitting the tree I'm about to get an e-bike dude Oh yeah?

Yes sir Nice Oh that's cool Let me get a picture Come back to the lake asshole What? Hey bitch Stop Oh, that's cool. Let me get a picture. Come back to the lake asshole. What? Why would he do it a bunch of times? Come closer to here.

Stay. Turn around. Turn around. Alright, stop. Stop. Why post all this is this live stream maybe cool I'll send it to you it's a great photo

I was a huge fan of them and Rafael was my favorite he's the leader Rafael Leonardo was the leader Splinter was the leader technically Leonardo was the leader and Rafael had he wasn't. Leonardo was the leader. Splinter was the leader, technically. Leonardo was the leader. And Raphael had the swords.

No, no. Leonardo had the swords. Michelangelo had the nunchucks. I never noticed. You sound like you don't. No. No. I do know.

Leonardo was the sword. I'll break it. I know. You want to hear from a guy who knows? I don't even care when I know. Go. Leonardo was the sword. Raphael at the size

and he would be like, the three of us. Yeah, man. The three of us. The brain. Crang. Bro, the brain. Eat my dick.

It's crang. I thought scissors was the one where you're like, I'll take that T-bone. They're like, cool. Say less. And they grill it. No.

Are you sure? Even I know. Say less. I've never been there to help me with the pronunciation if I hear the correct pronouncement of the song

or song or a word then I'm good Yanakunitskaya Yanakunitskaya you stupid motherfucker oh man this is our thing it's the craziest thing I think on this whole episode.

It's a sleeper. Like I'm sleeping on that a little bit. I will be literally asleep as soon as it's over. But damn, dude. How do you say that you go to sizzler when you don't? Yeah. How do you use that as a catchphrase? That's some stolen valor right there, dude.

Yeah. Unbelievable. Okay, let's get through these here. This is posted by TheHis08730. The absolute peak of Bapa's delusional arrogance. And I'll read this. It looks like a comment or a caption he left on his Instagram. Oh God, here we go again.

I've been nothing but cool and thought you'd learn from the last time you mentioned my name and got destroyed. Unfortunately, not surprised you're a bully. I've been nothing but cool and thought you'd learn from the last time you mentioned my name and got destroyed. Unfortunately, not surprised. You're a bully. Always have been. You put on a pair of designer jeans and some hip sneakers and think you're cool. You're still a dork with a fat bro vocabulary calling me and numerous

people, dummy, dumb ass fucking idiot. Cause we have questions about the chaos at UFC two 79. Also, no one is talking about gate tickets. I was referring to pay-per-view buys and at UFC 279. Also, no one is talking about gate tickets. I was referring to pay-per-view buys and how UFC 279 was trending,

which you don't release to the public, but we will say it went fucking great, bros. Sorry, we just don't buy what you're telling us after lying numerous times. But the sheep media you pick to attend events don't have the balls to call you out. Just in the recent press conference, you were caught lying about extra compensation to the fighters. You need a reality check. You're surrounded by yes, men. You're not special. You're not original.

You're a low budget. Vince McMahon. Every movie make is a copycat of that dude. Only thing you have in common is you're both on steroids and dress like assholes need. I remind you, your origin story is a failed cardio kickboxing instructor who had two rich friends in high school to fund this business.

Now go make a cool video with the Nelk Boys to stay relevant or have your PR team come up with a good press story to distract the fans away from fighter pay and how much they have to wear those awful Under Armour rock shoes and won't see a dime dummy. P.S. Quit stealing Shows on Thick Boy Network and Recreating It on Fight Pass. K. Also Leave Pat Miletic Alone.

So Dana White. Yes. While I was reading that, I was like, we can stop reading this though. We got to the point. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Okay.

He let Dana White up. Dana White better watch out, dude. That's what I think. The last time you mentioned my name and got destroyed, when was that? I think we would have heard about that, right? I can't remember. He like goes back and forth. He'd be like, me and Dana are cool. You know? But then he does

this. And those are some Luke points. The rock shoes, it's a Luke point. Fighter pay. Everybody talks about that, but I guess in a way it's good. Yeah. They should pay him more. Yeah. Not wrong. Okay, so now going, revisiting the burning man thing uh posted by okay donut 6173 brendan lecturing childless plus 25 year olds to grow up how ironic that brendan shop is lecturing people to grow up and figure out their life choices when he's cheat on his wife multiple times with the children at home hey

boppa i think it's time to grow up yourself there, bud. Damn. Damn. Okay, don't enter in with a fours. If Burning Man's this week, you're over 30. You clearly don't have kids. It's a weird vibe. If you're over 25 at Burning Man, hopefully you take enough drugs.

You go one time and you reflect on your life. You're like, oh, I got to grow up, right? I got to grow up. If you're at a place where there's no currency, the currency is back rubs and food. Hey, man, you're over 25. Hey, man, what are we doing with our lives, right? I'm with you on that, dude. Why would you drive up there?

It is a good point. I mean, he takes dig juice and flips trucks. Yeah. He's not being very mature. Mm-hmm. He's wearing a shirt. Yeah, he's wearing a shirt

that says King on it that he made that he's selling for a fake contest. Drive as okay as I get? Is that someone with maturity? Mm-hmm. I disagree with the point.

Go to Burning Man, dude. I want to go to Burning Man. I'm going to be 50 years old at Burning Man, dude. Yeah, I think it's fine to go if you're old. Why not? Yeah, dude. What the hell? I probably won. Go to Burning Man, dude. I want to go to Burning Man. I'm going to be 50 years old at Burning Man, dude. Yeah, I think it's fine to go if you're old. Why not? Yeah, dude. What the hell?

I probably won't go to Burning Man just because I want to be able to poop in a toilet. So that's why I wouldn't do it. Okay, here we go. Haphazard has dropped another premium content sizzle reel. I haven't seen this yet, but the first clip, I was like, oh, we got to watch this on the show. Nice. I go back to like, I played a lot of Ms. Pac-Man. You try to get the high school.

That clip got me, dude. Gore. Yeah. Ms. Pac-Man? Yeah. Oh, Ms. Pac-Man was way better than Pac-Man. Oh, really? What are we talking about? She was bigger. She was bigger, right? And had the bow? Yeah. Oh, Miss Pac-Man was way better than Pac-Man. Oh, really? What are we talking about? She was bigger.

She was bigger, right? And had the bow? Yeah. Yeah, I remember that. There's just more stuff going on. Tits. What was that about? What other?

Did you see the video game where it's a, you put it on your head and there's ghosts in your house? Did you see that thing? It's new. Oh, no. I can't do that. Yeah, bro. No.

See if you can look it up. Because it's your own house. Yeah, it's your own house. Is that a Taco Bell cup in front of him? Taco Bell, Dr. Pepper. Either that or a Bigel. Yeah, with some of the nicotine right here. Baja Blast.

Baja Blast. He's looking up Baja Blast on his phone. What did I just drink? DoorDashing more Taco Bell. Apparitions and shit. Oh, no. Little kids. Or he's Googling, is Ms. Pac-Man gay

is soda good for you kids is soda good for you why did my foot hurt I saw like three times I don't know he's just looking at random shit

like left arm pain what color goes with yellow really he's lighting her up she's getting mad not even her it was just like racial jokes around it What color goes with yellow? Really? Just lighten her up. She's getting mad. Not even her. It was just like racial jokes around it.

And you could just tell she was getting tense. Oh, really? Why even go on there if you know that that's going to happen? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Hell yeah. Gerald Meshart.

All right. He's still on his phone. Can you hear us? I can't hear him. What are they watching? Ben Rothwell. They're just watching a guy leave his house. Yeah.

Accidentally Instagram live again. Doesn't look like he can. What's up, dog? What's up, player? There's like no sound. We can't hear you. He doesn't look like he can. What's up, dog? What's up, player? There's like no sound. We can't hear you. He can't hear us either. This is great.

Nick, you have one fucking... They think they're talking to Magda Marco. His audio is not... We have Magda Marco on the pod right now. I'm going to go on my phone real quick. What did Magda Marco do? Your audio is not enabled Can you hear us not if you can hear us?

The husband that was there there that's really so gay. That's okay. Okay, did you just Just gay wrong. I was gonna use a purse Yo, what up? What up? What up? You guys are going to have to hold the fort down. I got to roll. Let me get comfy. Say hello and bye to the guy at least. What up, dog? We look similar. See you, man. Yeah, Brady's got to go. Are you leaving?

I got to go, dude. He was like, I got to go. Before you go, though, because you're a shoe guy, that was going to be my last question. I need to know how many yeashes. I give those four. I would say, yeah, because you're a shoe guy. That was going to be my last question. I need to know how many yeesh's. I give those four. I would say, yeah, three or four.

Yee! Yee! Yee! Yee! I mean, two. Yee! You make me never want to do it again. That's all I wanted.

Thanks, guys. Damn. I don't like that. I don't either. I mean, it's an inside joke, though. We do shit all the time, you know? Sure, but I don't like the. I don't either. I mean, it's an inside joke, though. We do shit all the time, you know? Sure, but I don't like the ye. Yeah. My shoes are definitely more ye's than that, dude.

Yeah, your hokas? Got my hokas on. Those are many ye's. Actually, we may steal it from them now that I thought about it. Yeah. He said, that's it. Great shoes, bud. See you guys.

See you, Brandy. Wow. That was nice. You have Tourette's? What? It you guys. See you, Brandy. Wow. That was nice. You have Tourette's? What? Yeah, it's getting better. Now, see, it's bad again. Yeah.

What's up, bro? Hey, what you got, guys? Remember when they did the whole Kanye fist sticks? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's all I got. That's it, huh? I do remember that, Brandon.

Good input. Oh, I think it's a big gulp. i think it's a big gulp oh it's a big gulp dude we should have known god damn it i'm not sure but it looks like it says big we will be confirmed i was looking forward to this one it's very funny but it might get cut because it has a song on it still this is just nuts uh posted by calm digger 37 from a deep dive on internet's most hated comedian brendan shop by 16 io a great one i want to watch this whole youtube video because of this i'm at room 703 where you're gonna swallow this big dick for me babe you're gonna swallow this big dick with me, babe? Split as a quidditch. Don't go away.

Don't go away. Yeah, that's married man Brendan Schwab. Schwab. I love when people say his name like that. Schwab. I wish that wasn't a soundboard. Schwab. What are you saying?

Schwab. Schwab. Yeah. Anyways, that was so the center. Schwab. What are you saying? Schwab. Schwab. Yeah. Anyways, that was so worth it. Great job. I want to see that whole YouTube video, dude. This one's posted by ConfidenceSearch8648. That time he was tripping balls during a riff session.

So just keep your eyes on his face. It's so wide. It's like looking at Raquel Welch, spread eagle at the gynecologist office. Right, right. But then you must have in some way felt that it was a good thing that this fucking cat that took Scotty McCracken's throat. Right.

That there's divine retribution because the fucking cat and his stupid lair got popped on the fucking highway. Right, that's right. So in a way, the parents and the family must have felt some vindication and that they were avenged by their maker. Well, what? I haven't done it well for them.

Everywhere. Dude, I would, honestly, if this was the podcast every week, I would listen every week. Because of Brennan's reactions? Nah, I'm talking honestly, if this was the podcast every week, I would listen every week. Because of Brendan's reactions? Nah, I'm talking just pure audio experience. Oh, yeah, yeah. With Brendan chiming in with that accent every so often.

Brendan's, do you think, I think this was, yeah, that's definitely, I could listen to it too. But his expression, this could be like a happy hippo. Induced. Yeah, definitely induced. But it could be like a happy hippo. Induced? Yeah, definitely induced. But it could be like a cut. Like you show this and then you're like, happy hippo, great. Yeah. What happens on your brain on drugs, basically.

Parrish, or did you mend his throat? He had like a seizure. He was, you know, the blood was leaving his body. And he was spasming all over the parking lot, lad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is a boy, his heritage goes back to Edinburgh. And don't forget, you can hear the cats going, as they're being dragged down the highway.

Screaming, and then you hear the babies popping on the road. That was basically it, dude. Great, great clips, dude. Posted by Heymark Wigwigsky toe is a human BS detector dude I always say that I can smell bullshit the security dude everyone has fucking AR-15s

like nuts what at a mall at a mall there's a thing that people do when they're full of shit where they're anticipating your response in a different way. I go up to the guy. He was a fan. He was like, what's up, B-Shop?

What you doing here, Mario? What's up, man? Why do you guys have AR-15s? When someone's lying, it's almost like they're waiting to see how you buy it. Last week, they were cutting throats in the bathroom. It's like their defenses are up.

They counterpunch quick. Well, they're selling it. They say it. And they're like, does he buy it? Like you feel the does he buy it. And like, ooh, you're full of shit. There's a great clip. They're cutting throats in the bathroom.

Your boy still in the bathroom. To be completely honest, I've been bullshitted before. Ah, fuck. Boys still win the bathroom. Your boys still win the bathroom. Great stuff. DazzlingRabbit633 posts this. So he got the money he spent for the truck and more

back because the raffle was so successful but somehow he can't even reach 400 views talking about it. Makes perfect sense. Well, why, what else you got? Sanaa's 303 views in five hours on the giveaway,

giving away the truck. Let's just clip a little one right there. They were officially ran out of things to talk about. And chin asks a random question posted by confidence search, 86, 48. Let's see. We've been,

I'm sure you've been asked by fans to, to choke them out at some point. No. Have you been asked? Oh yeah. Yeah. Never. Yeah. Let's see. We've been, I'm sure you've been asked by fans to, to choke them out at some point. No, have you been asked? Oh yeah. Yeah, never. Yeah,

yeah, never. Nah, man. What? Some diddy freak party shit. Nah, man.

What? Um, you know what? This is going to be one of the shortest episodes ever because it's pretty much

all we have here. Uh, but that's the question that choked him out. Okay, so here's the deal. We do because it's pretty much all we have here. That's a question that choked him out. Okay, so here's the deal. We do rock, paper, scissors for when we meet Shob. One of us has to ask the other one, will you choke him out?

I don't want to be choked out, but I'm willing to put it 50-50 because I'm willing to lose and be the one that's choked out. But you see, here's the thing. I'm not willing to be the one to get choked out. And I don't want to see you get choked out. Okay, maybe it's a bad idea. Yeah, it's probably a redacted idea. And I also don't want somebody that we watch every week to be able to choke me out.

Because then he'll be like, maybe he's like, fuck it, Jill's worth it. Maybe we convince Miguel that he gets choked out by Shob. There we go. No rock, paper, scissors, neither, dude. When we meet Shob, we'll be like, we convince miguel he gets choked out by shop there we go no rock paper scissors neither dude we meet shop be like my friend really wants to get choked out by you just to see if he'd do it because he never does it yeah i mean if he's a man of his word you know he'd just yeah i'm not gonna do it but no i'm definitely not gonna let that fool choke me out uh all right haphazard posted this one we're now entering the chewing gum era be afraid oh i haven't seen this clip because i've been afraid to hear the audio of it but i'm assuming something's there dude i think they found a bunch of shit and they're like oh we got our thing now let's go you know oh here we go here's one i came

across this i already like it's the most dangerous sport it's called red versus blue oh yeah this is the clip it's like red rover it's crazy so this is red versus blue oh i have seen this lines they just box each other and do mixed more bare knuckles they're gonna try to get the ball into the other end right it's all sand it's a 50 minute so i guess that's basically it he's just chewing i think he would know not to do that being a black belt yeah black belt in podcasting you know maybe he's the only one able to do it you know uh boppa and his dream team of lawyers posted by cjk610 johnny cochran right that's the other one the oj that's all the oj lawyers i think probably hell yeah yeah good work boppa uh chin second balcony posted this one a little dish from brian's latest appearance on the harlan highway let's see or

you can go to youtube on thursdays i release a free one where I talk to smart people about substantive issues, not like the Harlan highway. You know what I'm saying? Wait, like sort of like that political block you did earlier. That's just like that. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. What's the address for that? Hey, you don't look like you're very interested. Is there a website where they can generally... BrianCallen.com. What is it? BrianCallen.com. I'm in Indiana. I'm in Fort Wayne, Indiana

in the third week of September. It's easy to get to, B. So please come out, Fort Wayne. I'll never be back. I just want to be dead honest. It's a summer play and you know summer's tough, so I said, you know what, Fort Wayne, let's do it. It's going to be fun.

You're doing stand-up. Yeah. How long is your show? How long do you go up for? 40 minutes, an hour, 20? An hour. An hour, five minutes. Tight right now.

It's tight. It's tight now. It's good. Is it really tight? I'm getting ready to shoot my special. Are you? Is it serial? Yeah.

What's it called? I can't tell you. Mangis. What did I name my fucking special? Wow. Man line. Oh, monsieur. Ca coute bien.

Ca coute très bien. When he starts doing that stupid voice. Très bien. Shut up, Redact. He should name his special Afghanistan. That'd be great. All right. I'm trying to hurry up through these.

Posted by TheGreatTone003. Logan Paul usually puts the name of his podcast guest first in the titles, but Bapa's name was latched on at the end. As you can see, we got Hulk Hogan, Machine Gun Kelly, Mike Tyson, Dominic Mysterio Undertaker

what do you think his says the first words in his title Logan Paul Logan Paul makes on some model at Coachella with Brendan Chopp so good

I mean that's a pool, but a great job. That's good internet research right there, Boppa. Yeah. This one's posted by PoopDickTheClown91. Rinks used to own a snake. Boppa says owning snakes is stupid because you only take them out like once a month. Immediately goes on to talk about his dumbass fish. Let's see.

Yeah, somebody in Connecticut got it and they brought it to the kindergarten. It was like a 14 foot snake. And it got too mean. Got too fucking mean. I had him in college and he would try to bite you. I was like, I don't like this guy anymore. What's the PSI on a Burmese python? Why didn't you have it? I got bit by it. So snakes are the

stupidest animal to own. I know. You don't do anything with them. You might take them out once a month. There's no bite force with a snake. I don't really think most people, I don't know anyone that's like, oh, dude, that guy's a snake guy. He rules. Like, I don't know anyone that,

no one that's cool. The guy at the fair with snakes or a parrot on his shoulder is not a guy where things worked out necessarily. No, that wasn't his goal. Yeah, it's like, all right. I've had everything part of the greatest thing i've owned is what i have now those arowanas and i have a

catfish what's a what arowana bring up arowana i had macaws you shouldn't own those i didn't know birds i can't wait to bring their arms out dude yeah yesterday i was walking around and uh i saw this fucking dog in the middle of the road. It's like, yeah, no, they, they love doing the hand gestures and they can't wait to talk about their own weird animals that they had. These are very animal centric people.

Yeah. I was thinking the other day, like who would win in a fight, a bear or a lion? I used to have my sugar gliders, right? I was fucking, no,

it's not interesting. And it probably didn't happen. I saw this goose the other day with, with a bad foot and he took a shit all over the place. sugar gliders right it was fucking no it's not interesting and it probably didn't happen i saw this goose the other day with the oh my with the bad foot and he took a shit all over the place let's see sounds like some guy you talk about in ufc that's uh yeah they're gonna win a fight or something carnivorous fish that's air so i have two of those in a tank and they're getting so big now is that color yep and apacus too and the you have to have a heavy glass on top so because the jump out he's jumped out twice on me it's terrifying that's crazy but they're getting so big i have to create

a pond in my backyard now that'll be cool yeah yeah i had macaws i had two macaws i mean you gotta do something i don't care brian no one's here by your macaws i think it's fine on snakes i don't think that's weird at all really yeah? Yeah. I mean, I'm terrified of snakes. I'm not scared. I'm terrified of spiders and snakes, daddy. I mean, yeah, it's normal to be afraid of snakes. I've heard plenty of people being afraid of snakes. Don't you worry about it.

Yeah. I got inside information and that's 100% correct, dude. There's nothing wrong with that. But I think snakes are cool. I've never owned a snake, but I liked snakes when I was a kid. I told you what happened to me. They threw a snake on me in fucking second grade, dude. Oh, that's horrible.

Yeah. At an assembly. They were like, the white teacher was like, Gerardo reminds me of Steve Irwin. And that's the last thing I heard. And then I went, because I wasn't paying attention during the assembly. They walked me into the front of the whole second grade,

not just the class. And I was looking forward and they threw a milk snake on my neck. Who threw a milk snake on your neck? One of those animal fucking weirdos, dude. Oh, like whoever came to school to show off and they just threw a snake at a child? On my neck. Oh my god.

Maybe the teacher didn't like you and they were like, Gerardo really likes snake a lot. I also had a record in her class for the most citations in one day. She's like, that thing you do where you throw snakes, Gerardo would like that. Gerardo reminds you of Steve Irwin. In what facet?

Yeah. Did she ever clarify why that was? No. You never told her you like snakes? By the way, I didn't say facet. Not ironically. I said that because it's the shop show. I just don't want that out there.

You know? Yeah. That story. I believe it, but it does sound like a Brennan shop story. Yep. It't want that out there. You know that yeah, that story. I believe it, but it does sound like a Brennan shop story. Yep. It's a hundred percent true. Ask my second grade class daddy. We'll pull up the yearbook right now. This

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