10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub is SUPER INTO CONSPIRACIES | 10 Minutes of Schaub #64

Episode Date: October 1, 2023

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As you can see, we're trying to change how the show looks. You missed Brendan doing the prayer hands. Go ahead. Oh, yeah. I was saying thank you. Thank him. Yes. But yeah, so as you can see, we're trying to change things up. We ordered more stuff today and it's not possible without

all the people that join. Yes. All thanks to you for those who joined. Everything is on Spotify. Shout out to Brendan Walsh for the world record podcast. I'll be wearing here and there some merch that he purchased from big boy studios or big boy, whatever it's called. But anyways, that's not why you're here. No, no, no. You're here to watch 10 minutes of shop. So play the chin clip. Start the timer. Now we should probably invest in a timer, dude. Yeah. Yeah. With the Patreon money, we should get a funny timer. Maybe on Amazon. We'll look that up. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So the first clip is posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called a diddler is the picture of sanity now oh really dude you said you saw this one yeah it's not great dude if i ever make it back into hollywood which

you know i i if i do i'm just gonna dude they don't i i bro you thought you seen real? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. You haven't seen real until I get back into Hollywood, dude. Chris, you excited to be back in Hollywood? Like the beginning one, because it's cuts and then he does some other wacky bits. Yeah. But he sounds, what do you think he sounds like? Oh, I mean, he sounds like he fucking regrets everything he did.

Right. Okay. you think he sounds like oh i mean he sounds like he fucking regrets everything he did right okay i was thinking about like more like what is like i think he sounds like the joker from batman chris they're like you know when the joker's like why did you get that smile i used to make i used to make people laugh because I would talk about how drunk chicks sound. Now look at me. Look at me. Oh, that's Two-Face, right? Two-Face. Oh, does he? I thought Joker says, look at me. Remember when he has the person in the room with him?

Yeah. I mean, it's scary. I don't know why I'm smiling and laughing because I'm talking about Delia. But he's like, look at me. Right? Doesn't he say that? And that's the vibe Delia's giving off. But I thought he was saying, like, when I get what's going to be real, like he's going to pay back. Right. Doesn't he say that? And that's the, that's the vibe Dilley has given off. But I thought he was saying like,

when I get what's going to be real, like he's going to pay back. Yeah. Isn't that what he's saying? Uh, do like a payback. It sounds like, uh,

you know, like Lizzo, she's a real sicko. Okay. Don't get me started on that, but like she's going to come back and they're going to try to cancel everyone that talks shit about her publicly. Exactly.

Yeah. That's what I get. Yeah. And, um, that is a, yeah, about her publicly. Exactly. That's what I get. And that is wild. Let's see. Excited to be getting that money. Don't really care about it other than that.

Also didn't have fun on Army of the Dead. It was too hot. We did takes for too long and the fucking movie is probably bad. Didn't ever see it. I still have pictures of me in uniform i might post them one day okay not that i'm like somebody who always tells the truth or whatever like always honest 100 or whatever but his version of honesty is saying that he didn't enjoy his time filming that movie and that's what the real i'm gonna going to say I didn't like it. It was hot.

They forgot to bring my protein bars one day. It's like, all right. Oh, really, dude? That's all you got? I just saw Blackfish. It's going to get more real than you didn't like shooting a movie. Oh, wow. Can't wait to hear the real truth from you, Chris.

Dolphins fuck people. You're a Nepo baby. And I don't even say that. I like Nepo babies. But you brought it out of me, Chris. This is such a crazy thing to say. I mean, I have friends that are Nepo babies, but this is a bit much coming from you, sir.

Dunk, dunk, dunk. Wait, Chris, what do you think of that? Ah, fuck it. Release the Zack Snyder, Chris Leigh cut. Ya-da-da-da-da. Dunk, dunk, dunk. Dunk, dunk, dunk. Dunk, dunk, dunk.

I stole the movie. Good thing that they cut me out of it. Ya-da-da-da-da. Dunk, dunk, dunk. Dunk, dunk, dunk. Your therapist needs to be fired. Ya-da-da-da-da. Dunk, dunk, dunk. Your therapist needs to be fired. Yeah, da, da, da, da. Dunk, dunk, dunk.

I can't even do it. He's actually kind of skilled at that. He's skilled at that. Yeah, I'm sorry, guy. That's just John Lovitz. Yes. That was a great clip. What are your thoughts?

A very, very good spicy dish there. Yeah. I hope, I don't know what's going on there. All I do is what are we doing here? All right. So this next one is posted by P J X P. Honestly, too, I should probably say this. I just went to Chang's today because we did a lot of work on the setup.

I just went to the top ones and then went from there down. All right. But I did put Chris Lee at the beginning because I love that with this little fun. When you said I went to change today, I thought you're going to do a bit. I thought you were like I went to change today and I didn't like and you had some bit with, but you literally mean the website. Yeah, that's how deep we are in a reddit that you say it like that, but yeah, I showed up on change. I just went to top this week and went from the top down something

like usually I like to like curate it, but I didn't have time today. For sure. The first one is PJXP posted the look of contempt on Boppa's face when Eddie starts talking about stand-up. Shout out to Young Jamie for switching cams to catch this. Dicey, dicey. Alright, let's see what this is about.

Have you ever not smoked weed all day and then right when you get introduced to go on stage, take a What up in there? I feel good. Yeah, I've done that. Yeah, I've done that. That's the move. That's the formula? Oh, my.

For me. Once I figured that, because at first I would smoke weed like all day and then go on stage and I would forget my bits. And then I'd go, you know what, I can't smoke weed anymore on stage. So then I'd go, I'm not going to smoke weed anymore. This is too much for him to handle, dude. He's like, I don't know what to say. Anything I say about this topic, I'm going to get gadooshed by the Reddit. That's what he's thinking.

Real quick, how many blends do you smoke? He's probably like, you ever take an Addy right before you go on? Or you have to take it, what, 30 minutes, an hour before? I don't know, time release? I don't know. That's his thing. You ever take Dig Juice before a podcast? Yeah, I wonder.

Yeah, you guys ever take Dig Juice before you fuck? On stage, not hot. And then I would remember everything. Yeah. There's a lot of claims on the subreddit today that, or not today, I'm saying this last week, that Jamie is trying to contribute in Subway. What do you think about that?

Jamie's trying to contribute to Chang? Yeah, by like switching the camera on him or the thumbnail that he made where Baba's doing the same thing. I have that pulled up too. Oh, I missed that on the Reddit. I didn't see that post, but yeah, that's hilarious. They always say that. Yeah, it's always like a little conspiracy.

Hi, Shane. Hi, Shane is another classic good one. It makes it more fun to read through, but I don't know that the truthfulness of it. Yeah. All right. So this one's also posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called not even a peak at at the Mothership Confirmed. Do you ever tune into this Adam Carolla show? No, but I've read some of those books, like Not Taco Bell Material and all that. He's funny. Taco Bell Material. That's one of the names of the book,

Not Taco Bell Material, I think. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. It's like Taco Bell Mexican or whatever, which I'm trying to stop saying because I feel like it's bleeding into my brain and it's making me redacted. Now you're asking people unironically. I know. No, no, I'm not. I'm trying to stop saying because I feel like it's bleeding into my brain and it's making me redacted. Now you're asking people unironically.

I know. No, no, I'm not. I'm not doing that. Now, I know famously Rogan said you got to stop fighting, right? Should there be a version of that for stand-up? Should there be a tribunal? Dicey question, dude. Whoa, dude, naming the waters.

Adam Carolla, be cool. Whoa. Like other comedians just say to somebody, it's been 11 years. I just saw your act. You got to move on. It's time to get that job at the supermarket with Morgan Freeman. Yeah, I think 11 years is a good marker.

But that's what Mitzi was for, right? For Mitzi Shore at the store. She was wrong sometimes. She turned down Seinfeld. She took some L's, but she took a lot of w's there there's that aspect she talks he talks about fucking stand up like fighting dude what yeah i i think what do you think he thinks i think he thinks uh mitzi's l's are that she's died well i think the l's are like louis ck right she had something oh right right right and then he brings up jerry seinfeld i'm pretty sure yeah i'm being a i'm being a dummy that's probably what he

means i'm ridiculous yeah of it like when you stop getting booked at the improv or the economy store laugh after you hey man i have to go work at the grocery store yeah is uh i haven't been to rogan's club over there how is it i i didn't get a chance to go either because we did the show on Saturday. I came on Friday because Callan had shows at Cap City, the new Cap City. So I did the two shows with Callan at Cap City instead of going to the mothership. And then Saturday night, he was like, all right, let's go to the mothership after the fight campaign. I'm like, let's do it. And then we got done at, I don't know, 1245, 1,m. flight so all right I didn't get a chance right you decided not to do

it is what he's saying it's because the fight companion went too long right right right right oh really do how do you think Bob like it's legitimately you can use shop isms all the shop isms you want yeah how do you think he asks Joe Rogan to go to the mothership? But he's also very nervous to ask because of the, you know, the implications on chains and whatnot. Oh, how unfunny he comes off when he performs stand up. Hmm.

He probably, when he's on the fight companion, he probably just like brings up the mothership a lot like off camera. He's like, so the club looks really good some would say it's the best right and joe rogan's like yeah it's doing really well gives him nothing he's like yeah i've seen a lot of my friends callan he did great there you know calendar so good at the busy he yeah he keeps you busy and i he said he said it's really like it's i should definitely go there sometime and joe roan's like yeah it's it's I counted really great yeah and Bapa's like uh can I do the club and Rogan's like I'll say hey don't you have that flight at 7 45

a.m. or whatever good douche dude or he starts off aggressive and he's like it's real Taco Bell of you not to invite a lot of arms arms and fucking to the club, dude, you know, you think, yeah, he goes, you just get straight talk wireless with them. It's possible. It's possible. See the addies and baddies at the club. Why can't I come in, dude? It depends on how many addies he's on. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, how aggressive he asks. You're right. This next one is also posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called Bapa Conveniently Forgets Theo When Tom Bout Nashville Says He's Sad In LA And Gets Defensive When Toe Asks

Him Why He Has A Texas Tattoo. It's like their thing. That's interesting. That's where that party's in Jelly Roll. That's Nashville. And now Theo Vaughn. Correct, but Theo's out here a lot, right? And he's in LA all the fucking time. Why'd you move? Well, he's kind of like a rambling man.

I just think he got bummed out by L.A. and he just didn't want to do it anymore. Cheers, gentlemen. I should have followed. Cheers. Now I'm just depressed out there. It's so funny. You can do a slight against Bapa and not notice

because Theo left his show and Joe's like, yeah, he just, you know, he didn't really like it out there, but it's like he didn't like doing the show with me. And then Bapa's kind of doesn't say anything about it. And he's like, yeah, I'm just out there being oppressed, which is actually kind of funny. Yeah. But, you know, Joe doesn't realize

that he just kind of gadooshed him there a little bit. You know, a lot of people are. Nashville's a dope city, a lot of people are. Nashville's a dope city, too. Nashville's great. Nashville's got Zany's. Like, I could have moved to Nashville. It's got 10th Planet. Yeah. You got 10th Planet everywhere. You got 10th Planet like Dubai. Yeah. Don't you? Well, you got them.

Yeah. You got one in Dubai? Yep. Yeah, that's what I just guessed. I just guessed. 10th Planet's worldwide. He doesn't give a shit. He just wants to say something. Yeah, what you said and also what I'm going to say. Way better than what you said.

Boring. Boner alert. You consider Nashville a job? I would have. But the thing is, like, I already had on it down here. I already had friends down here. Ron White was already living down here and my family was in there like I want to live here I'm like okay I'm like if I

get the fuck out of LA like and this seems like a good one to get out of LA and it's Texas which I've always loved Texas yeah me too I just I've always loved it I've always loved coming here it's's like when I was... The most loved. Yeah. Someone say you loved it the most. Like getting ready to go do a gig in Texas. I was like, oh, we're going to have some fun. We're going to Texas.

It's like it's fun. The best. Texas is the best. All right. This is the best part of the clip though right here. No, it's not. It's a fun place. It's fine. Why'd you do that?

He has a Texas tattoo. Did you hear him? Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I don't know, dude. What? fine. Why do you do that? He has a Texas tattoo. Did you hear him? Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I don't know, dude. What? You don't know? What happened?

Do you know why he has a Texas tattoo? I watched a clip a while ago, but I don't remember what he says. Do you want to guess? I think he's going to say because he always does well there. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were making fun of me.

No, no, no. Texas tattoos, it's the only state when I started stand-up, I've never not sold out Texas. Every single show I do, I sell out in Texas. I love Texas. That's why you got that tattoo? Yeah, Houston's good, man. He should have done the European tour in Texas.

Instead of Europe, a Texas tour? No, the European tour in Texas. It's all the same to Bop. He's a marketing genius. B, why didn't you think of that? Beats me. All right. So the next clip is posted by 732 boy.

It says the fight contract is signed. Have you kept up with this at all? I saw like a preview of this. I didn't watch the clip, but I saw that somebody was going to fight Bop. And then I also saw someone was angry that the, that had been posted. Like it got like put on the main page or like tagged or what is it called? Pinned.

Pinned. Yeah. I got pinned and they were mad about it for some reason. Controversy. I saw it, but I didn't listen to it. I just read that because I was with my girl. So let's see what happens. I'm fighting a skank fest 2023.

On behalf of Twitter and stuff like that, I am the homeless cat. And I am fighting. Brandon, fuck you. The homeless cat. I wonder because I think there's someone on Twitter called The Homeless Cat that follows me. Is that the guy that's going to fight Shaw?

Do I know him? On behalf of T-Mose. It's like seven degrees of Kevin Bacon from The Homeless Cat. Yeah. You know, well, that would be fun to watch, I guess, but only if Bob wants it. We have said many times this show is non-violent. We're against violence of any kind.

Very pro-Bapa, actually. Yeah, we're all a little bit pro-Bapa. So, I don't know. If that's something Shab wants to do, then I'm for it. Yeah, I think Shab was going to... Well, if it happens, I'm going for Shab. Yeah, we're probably going to root for Bapa. Yeah. Sorry to you, Homeless Cat.

But then there's the discourse in the comment section about like if shop wins, it's going to be a W for him. And we're all here to see him catch L's a lot of fighter talk in the comments there. Yeah. They're using shop talk. Yeah. Well, I mean, W or L's are both fun to see from shop because it's like as less about

the outcome and more of what he, what he says afterwards. Yeah. Oh yeah. Dude, that's the stuff. If he gets W's afterwards. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. That's the stuff that keeps you busy. If he gets W's, he's going to have shabbisms. If he gets L's, you might have to wait a little longer, but they might be even better shabbisms. You know? Plus, we decide whether L's and W's are. He

clearly thinks some of the W's are L's, like the bearded dragon story. To me, that's an L. You killed your pets, but to him, it's like a hilarious story. There's an ocean of dead lizards under our feet. I have the beholder, B. He begs the differ. No, I have the beauty holder. I have the beauty holder. You're right.

All right, so this one's posted by BigEye2782. It says, you know this crushed Bart's precious ego. I think he's talking about Bert Kreischer, right? Yeah, maybe. It's dope. I love that you have a tour bus. It doesn't have Bert Kreischer's face on it. Who's that?

Who's that? People say Joe's not funny. Is that Post Malone? I think so. Let me see. Wait. Oops. Who's that? Dun dun dun. Wait. Oops. Sorry. Is that inside joke? Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

bye bird get get get all right. Well, let's just move on to the next one. That was kind of block bus. This one's posted by I can't read wise with pennies. Yeah, that's right. All right. So this one's supposed to be about wise with pennies.

It's called Rogan and Eddie bulldoze right over Brenda's conspiracy talk. More Blackfish talk? Let's see. What do you want to go on? The chemtrails? You want to do some chemtrails? Why do you think, like with the Hunter Biden files, like all the tape stuff, they suppressed all that, right?

What happened? Then you suppressed all that, right? What happened? Then you get the submarine, right? They leaked the submarine and they knew they died, but leaked it five days out to suppress the Hunter Biden. Did anybody, like the submarine thing was like... You take it from here, John. Okay, submarine. What about

the submarine? I don't really give a fuck about that submarine. That's after he smelled the salts or whatever. Oh, yeah. Conspiracies, Eddie. Let's go. That's what I'm saying. You know what?

Fuck the submarine. Fuck the submarine. You're not into the Hunter Biden stuff, though? What's up with that? No, the Hunter Biden stuff is interesting. What about the UFOs? UFOs, it's... He wants him to talk about Hunter Biden shit?

What's scary is no one is facing any repercussions. Zero. I haven't seen that one yet. Dude, that's so great. I love the face after they don't talk about a stupid Hunter Biden thing. They're like, yeah, okay, whatever, dude. We're good. We're good on that shot you drink your tiger thick if i told you i was into conspiracies would you believe me

all right so this next one's posted by all i do is lie to you it's called there's no good comedy movies anymore yeah this is the latest comedy dogs with human voices. Oh, yes. You can't cancel that. Everybody's so scared. So scared they got to hide behind dogs. Everybody's so scared. Comedies, man. They went away. If you think about, like, I mean, obviously the Barbie movie, but there's like one or two good comedies a year now.

There used to be tons of them. Is there even one or two? Name the last. Like, what's a good comedy in the recent fucking last six years? Like, a good comedy. I couldn't last six years? Like a good comedy. I couldn't even tell you. Like one that everybody tells you you have to see. It's been like... Superbad. Superbad. The Hangover. Bridesmaids. Bridesmaids.

Yeah. Bridesmaids. Are you being legit? Funny movie, dude. It's a funny movie. Those are all loco comedies, though. They're wild-ass comedies. Which is what... Oh, Wedding Chasers? Wedding Crashers. Wedding Crashers. That's like 10 years ago, bro. That was good.

Fuck yeah, that was good. Oh, because Bert had the machine. I'm getting it at 10 in the morning. I don't deserve any of the stuff I've gotten. I don't deserve anything. Damn. Yeah, your friend had a movie.

I saw the machine. I know you guys won't like this but i enjoyed it were you drunk no i wasn't drunk i'm not sure if it's a must see but i thought it was funny okay so i alluded to this one earlier it's posted by uh african rose uh five days ago it's called hi jamie and as you can see the thumbnail, what do you see there, Mr. Brendan? Eddie Bravo, intense story about almost getting robbed. But what do you notice right here? Oh, they're making the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You told me that already. So it's like, did

I say that or did you know? Yeah. You got the best brain for the arts, B. So they're trying to say Jamie's making thumbnails. Right, right, right. the best brain for the arts B. So they're trying to say Jamie's making thumbnails for Chang's here. Very interesting. I'm making the same face there thinking about it.

I really do. This one's posted by Jazz Like Brother 2904. It's called, He really won't let this go lol. He has zero sense and doesn't realize this is super offensive. I'm against cancel culture, but wish he was popular enough to be canceled B.

Who is Mexican in your family? Your mom? Your dad was what? My dad's Irish. How Mexican is your mom? Like Taco Bell Mexican? No, my mom's legit born and raised East Los, Boyle Heights. Legit. Not only Mexican, but like Chicano, LA.

I love that he doesn't make eye contact with that moron once. He doesn't acknowledge at all what this idiot is saying. He was just mumbling, like mumbo jumbo, really. If I asked you if you were Mexican, you would say you're Taco Bell or Guadalajara, right?

That's a good one. This guy's like, I'm not even going to acknowledge you. You're an idiot. Mexicans are like, fuck that. Mexicans are like, fuck that. Yeah, Mexicans are like, fuck that. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I'm beginning to really dislike that, too. I agree with this person. I remember reading that.

I used to think it was hilarious. Yeah. It might go back, though. You know, these things go up and down. Well, what's funny is the repetition. He does it for everyone whenever they bring up that they're Mexican. It's so unfunny. Yeah, it's crazy

that he does it like has it have people laughed at that when he's when he said that a couple of people that regretted in Arlington. Oh, yeah. Well, isn't it like they're close to each other, right? Yeah, I we thought it was Arlington for a while. Yeah, I

don't know. I don't know Texas B. We're waiting for that gringo poppy documentary B. Yeah, it's got to come out. This next one's posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called Bapa makes a joke to break the silence then cut to the last thing he wants to hear on this fight companion. Yeah, which

prime is here so we can make fun of him. So that's a little appetizer of a dish right there. Very small. What do you think, Brendan? He wanted a BL? Why did he want a BL? I think he's trying to do a bit.

He's trying to bring up the conversation of Mulvaney and all that stuff. Yikes, dude. He has like the dumbest topics. He probably has like on his phone. They wrote down like Bud Light Submarine Chile around interesting that you say that because you know how he was talking about

people commentators being ready for sports gigs and stuff. Yeah, that they would do some studying before right. He's probably like my dude. We get so many more views than them on fight companion. I better start preparing. So he's writing down Taco Bell. He's writing down Bud lights, Hunter Biden, you know, all that stuff. All the hits hilarious to go on this huge show. Yeah, it's like the biggest show and you're you're preparing for it. That's thinking of things like Bud light and like

bearded dragons, some other redacted things like that's how you're preparing. Yeah. Did he talk about the dragons on Joe Rogan? No, yeah, I'm just using that as something that he should have. That would have been very funny. This one's posted by a ha. Is that right? This is EHH underscore HAA. Looks like it. It's called balls deep in baseball, but thinks the World Series was two weeks ago and the last place Royals were playing in it. Nice was it? When's the Little League World Series? Because I've seen this clip. I have no idea two weeks ago and the last place Royals were playing in it. When's the Little League World Series? Because I've seen this clip. I have no idea when the Little

League World Series is. Let's just assume that Bop was redacted. Oh, you think that's when he got confused? I think that's the implication of what they're putting there. Let's see. You don't watch any other sports. I don't watch any other sports. See, I watch all those sports and then I'm into NFL. My son's super into baseball, so I'm balls deep in baseball now.

Oh, my son is a baseball fanatic. Dude, two weeks ago, we flew to Kansas City on a Saturday morning. For the World Series? No. Okay. Yeah, he's redacted, dude. He's redacted. No.

For the World Series. Wait, did he say spring training, and then he asked if it was the World Series? Let's see. Phonetic. Dude, two weeks ago, we flew to Kansas City on a Saturday morning. For the World Series? No, just there in last place. We flew.

There in last place. I didn't hear that. No, I don't think they brought up spring training at all. Wow, dude. I don't know anything about baseball. We're not baseball guys. I'm the farthest thing from being balls deep in baseball. It does look like you have red seams all over your forehead, though.

And I do wear a Dodgers hat, but just for LA, baby. Oh, yeah. And then last week, the whole monkey nose name. A lot of comments about what I said last week. What was that? Remember when I mistook monkey nose for monkey noose? Oh no, I know I didn't have some funny ass comments. Okay, I miss those comments too. Dang, what am I posting a ghosting? Maybe you read them and then you were just completely forgot the reference. Maybe, but shout out to a monkey

nose. I miss I miss said your name last week. Apologize for that. It's quote getting back to it. How did that go? Yeah. And it's the flare is that road sailed. I don't know why. Let's see. That's the world we live in. I've been too protective of this guy.

You know, he does interrupt. He does fucking, you know, talk down. Sometimes he doesn't behave in an arrogant way, which is the defense mechanism for him. It just is. Damn. Callan took a truth serum or he just is fed up. But I feel like this is a while ago, right? This episode, because that red hat, white shirt, he doesn't repeat outfits be.

Sure. He doesn't wear the same thing. Yeah. Unlike us. But damn. Well, I wonder what did he do to set him off? I don't know. But let's see what the rest is but

we're gonna get back to shit man we're gonna you know i said to him i go we gotta get back to getting you and i having conversations that are go beyond ourselves fucking picking up on fucking rhythms and what a good time to do it what a good time to do it because you know chapelle went off on his own he's building his podcast and he's headlined his own shows. And so now it's just us, Bubba. It's back to the original crew. And I'm so excited for it. You see the new thumbnail. We have new intro coming. So there couldn't be better timing. Dude, can I get better as a podcast, even though I've been doing this 10 years and I have my time? Yeah, dude. Let me tell you one thing, Shob. If there's one thing that can happen is you can get better

in almost every facet there's room for growth don't worry about that that is a possibility 10 000 hours 100 do i make mistakes are you kidding me you can get better i make all the mistakes and stand up he said to me with the pot with the special he called me and he goes I just I just all I wanted to do was just show myself and the people close to me that I've gotten better that I've been working at this. It's so fucking hard.

Stand up is the hardest job. It's so hard. Do you believe that dude? What that he just wanted to show people where he's at and saying it like why would you why would you go on podcast trying to like I don't know i don't get it no i don't believe that because it's worse yeah it's like worse than the first special i think he thought it was good because he's dumb no offense papa only one way to find out though we gotta review the first special dude yeah we gotta see that and compare it again yes i can't really remember if I think it's worse or not, or which one's worse, I mean. Let's see.

And, you know, A, the hardest job in the world, but B, to do a special and do it on your own and rely on your team, then we have to deal with all the marketing and all that stuff with it. Like, I didn't realize what an animal it is. It was such a beast. It's all one continuous mistake. And so is life. That's a slip there that I agree, Brian.

Brian literally took a truth serum. They put some truth serum in the happy hippocratum that he drank before this clip started. Yeah. You know, I made a mistake. I will pay for that. And I will do everything I can to make it up to somebody I love named Bobby Lee. and and i've only met kalilah once but she oh so this is from that episode oh yeah see i thought i thought the mistake was ringo poppy that's why i was like that hat looks way too familiar because he wore that on the tiger belly episode and then they had this episode too this

is great yeah didn't deserve that shit either so uh she seems like a great person from what i could tell she seems like a very fair good person bro and i'm gonna tell this to her in her face i told her this on the phone dude you want to talk about a smart educated like i told i like we got done but we said some things we both probably didn't mean then we finally got through that and really had some growth and And I told her, I went, man, I know you do this podcast thing. You're crushing. If you ever wanted to be a lawyer, you would crush it. I'm savage.

Yeah. Savage. Savage. Savage. Cause that's always, yeah. That's always a compliment when you tell somebody they should be a lawyer. Yeah. It's always seen as a, yeah.

We got 10 more seconds. Let's see. In a good way. see in a good way yeah and i hope that i hope that uh i hope i can get some uh anyway that's all i have to say i own it i take responsibility i told her after she called me out look you're smart you got you got the best brains for the arts b yeah all right. So this next clip, what are your thoughts on Anthony Justin Nick dude annoying? Yeah, yeah, I no longer like Anthony just like just because of the Matt or Shane Gillis thing that was annoying. Yeah, he's talked shit about Shane goes. How

fucking dare you dude? All right, so this one is high Shane. This one says Anthony Justin Nick homeless posted by shit my piss hole. We're back to these crazy ass names. Oh, no. What happened to shit or throat slitter? This may be shit or throat splitter became shit my piss hole. Let's see. People keep writing me condolences.

Aaron actually called me this morning to talk to me, see if I was okay. The guy, one of the backers, the financial backers of Sound of Freedom was arrested for kidnapping. I don't know the guy that well. We never, we had dinner a couple times.

We've never been on the road together. I've never seen him do anything illegal. Go see Sound of Freedom. Aaron, what do you think of Sound of Freedom? He's kind of dressed like shop the hat and the shirt yeah it's a little it's a lot it's detroit and it's also the same shop thing where it's like it's not their colors is that detroit or i don't know usually it's black

and white right i think the hat though isn't it like oh it's usually white yeah white, yeah. Yeah, they may have orange. Orange is their color, though. Yeah, they may have orange in there. All right, let's get away from Detroit. Let me show the jersey. I don't know, Jack. It's so funny. Aren't they purple? They're purple, right?

No, you're wrong. They're purple. Aren't they neon blue? Look, they're not even in Detroit. I went in there and I was like, they're not even in Detroit. Yeah. All right, this one's posted by Icarus lives.

It's a, this one is long, but I thought it was pretty funny when I saw it the first time. It's POV. Brendan shop breaks into comedy mothership. Have you seen this yet? No. What do you think it is?

I love there already. It sounds great. I wonder if anyone said, what a sick human being instead of Austin 316 Austin 1.7 there we go that's funny that's what came to mind dude shout out to Icarus lives

for that little dish dude that was really good yeah yeah very good editing well hopefully that doesn't get gadooshed for WWE type stuff right right but if it does, I apologize. This next one's posted by DullAspect5882 with a couple of underscores in that name. It's murderers discussing how to sharpen their proverbial blades.

Then B-Shob comes in. Every time I do a new show, it's because of you. Because you always recorded your shows, and you would always say you gotta record your shows and listen to your shows and damn it's hard in the beginning when you're trying

to get your shit together dude listening to my shows makes it tighter the first fucking three years is painful because I'd go back

and just cringe and go it was very hard very hard just recently like just like the last six months now I could listen

to my shows and, and like, I'm like, like into it. It doesn't make me cringe as much anymore. If you come up with something new on stage and you don't record your shows and listen to your shows, you'll never, you might have a,

like a closing bit. It might be your best bit ever. I record, I have every show recorded. I only missed like one by accident, but every show I've ever done, I recorded. And those early shows were fucking, I can't, I'm afraid to go back and listen to it. Don't, you don't have to.

It's painful. The more recent ones. Yeah, listen to the more recent ones. Joe, when did you start Zen? A few months ago. When did you start what? Zen? What is Zen?

I don't know. What did, like, rewind it? Okay, let's see. That is funny, though. He just doesn't listen. He's just sitting just another example of him not listening what they're saying. Don't you don't have to just watch the more

recent ones. Listen to the more Joe, when did you start Zen? A few months ago. I don't know. I don't know what Zen is. It's not Howard Zen. Are they reading political right now? The people's history of the United States. Yeah, I didn't doubt that. When did you start with Howard Zen. Yeah, I didn't doubt that. When did you start with Howard's in?

Yeah, when did you get balls deep in left-wing ideology? All right, this one's called Bop a Poke in the Beer, posted by All I Do is Lie to You. It looks like a clip from the Golden Hour podcast. Favorite podcast, B? This look on your face. You think you could beat up Mike Tyson? In a street fight? In a street fight, maybe.

He's way younger. I know Jiu-Jitsu, too. He doesn't know shit. In boxing, he'd beat the fuck out of me. But in an MMA match? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not an MMA match. It's a street fight.

In front of 7-Eleven. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's more of an MMA match than it is a boxing match. Yeah. Yeah, boxing would fuck me up, I mean, clearly. I know.

But anything goes. So it's on the record right now that you could beat up Mike Tyson. What do you think? Seriously? Yeah. I don't know. Honestly, honest opinion, yeah, I also don't know. No, I'm saying, like, I don't know if I want to answer that.

You don't want to answer that? Mike Tyson's going to win, dude. Yeah, well, he is old to win, dude. Yeah. Well, he is old, though, right? Yeah. But Mike Tyson has some unimaginable ammo. That's true. All he has to do is dig deep, name the waters of everything he's been through in life, and just release, dude.

Yeah. I guess I was leaning towards Tysonyson but i just don't know also too when you're like the fucking reference point for like the baddest man in like he hasn't boxed in how long you know what i mean like or been he hasn't been heavyweight champion in how long he's still the reference point nobody's saying oh that guy's like tyson fury nobody's doing that you know what i mean and bob is kind of the reference point for hilariously being knocked out, but he is also known for beating people past their prime like crow cops. So maybe he does that. He beats up Tyson when Tyson is 70 years old. Yeah, he's like, I told you Tyson's in a wheelchair. He's like, I told you I got him. Fair fight, fair fight, dude. All right, this one's posted

by a healthy following 27. It's a titled classic Who's Smarter, Shob or a Parrot? We might have already seen this, but it's been on the top of Chang's this week. So let's check it out. To fucking kill the shit out of people. A ton. A chip on your shoulder and a thick skin. The biggest chip on your shoulder. You also see the drawbacks.

You see a huge drop. It is tough to deal with. It's the toughest to deal with. Got a dicey pass in terms of the law someone say the diciest reason for why the roughest oh who knows it's fun it's so it's the funnest it's the best you feel like this is a dirty business like i don't want to be a part of your dirty business god this is a disaster it's such a it's the biggest disaster. It's such a, it's the biggest disaster. Yeah, it's a good move. It's the best.

This is like you and me when we're talking about the burritos at Taco El Pollo. Yeah. Like, it's so good. And I'm like, it is so good. Yeah. The chicken, or the, not the chicken, the asada. The sauce is spicy. The spiciest.

I'm like, that's the spiciest sauce I've ever had, dude. I don't know. This burrito is like, it's like one of my favorite burritos. It's the spiciest I've ever had. I don't know this burrito is like it's like one of my favorite burrito. It's the most favorite for me. That's what we're that's a great yeah that's a that was a great parallel dude. Yeah best brains

be all right. This next one's posted by Tyson uppercuts. It's called Awkward Silence After Boppa's Totally Real Story. Let's see what this is about here. I think that's how the Henzo Gracie, Ben Spiker. Yes. He got his back and he just started dropping bows on the back of his head.

And then remember he stepped on his neck when he stepped off of him. Yeah, apparently the guy was talking a lot of shit. And the guy kept calling him in his hotel like all throughout all hours of the night so he wouldn't get any sleep. Yeah, yeah. He had to put the phone in a drawer. Some fans, I forget which fight it was, but they pulled the fire alarm. I'm like, you're waking up my opponent too, you dumbass. Fucking idiots.

He's in Toronto, I think. Wow. But Brian's out of his mind regardless. Just craters the show. Oh, my God. All right. Bapa from left field with the ground out. Dude.

That's a baseball reference. You don't feel bad for him, dude, at all? I mean, he's on this really popular show. Yeah. They like him. It's fun for us to watch him do stuff like that. We're enjoying it. The fans like it boring story ever heard of it. He should just say boner alert. He isn't doesn't say that enough. He should just go. You're waking up my opponent to dang dang dang dang dang, dang, dang, dang. Yeah,

that would be great. All right. This next one's posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called Brenda drops knowledge about the New York comedy. Here we go. Maybe we can learn something here. You know, it's so funny every time I see comedy spelled that way, it stops me in my tracks like I'm about to say something wrong. Let's see because they made it a sanctuary

city and then the governor of Texas sent a bunch of people there. Abbott and DeSantis would ship. Yeah, they shipped them up there. I haven't been to New York City. I stayed away because I got a time planner in New York City. I'm going to do a seminar there at the beginning of September. But I haven't been there.

I have no desire to go there. But me and Sam Tripoli, we're going to be there next Sunday. First time in like three or four years. You guys do a show? Tinfoil Hat Comedy next Sunday in New York City at a place called The Cutting Room. Oh, yeah. I've heard of that place. Yeah.

Yeah. There's not a lot of clubs to headline there because Coraline shut down. Coraline. Coraline. Coraline. That's awesome. Dude. That's so great.

The subreddit should open a comedy club called Coraline's. Oh, that's such a good idea. That's so funny. And then have shop like associated things inside it. For those of you that don't know, it's called Carolines. Carolines on Broadway, right? Yeah, but they shut down. Oh, they moved.

No, they shut down. They're gone. Yeah, I guess the reasoning behind it is because the rent, there was a price increase in rent and they were like, fuck that. Damn. They announced it December 9th and they closed by December 31st wow that sucks I forget which year though

let's see Caroline's that movie that's right I was just watching my son it's a great movie hell fuck yeah hell fuck yeah hell fuck yeah dude I love how he the worst Nazi of all time hell fuck yeah. Hail fuck yeah. Dude. I love how he bought.

The worst Nazi of all time. Hail fuck yeah. That guy killed a lot of people. Coraline is, it's like he has a sixth sense for what to mess up. Yeah. How do you know? Caroline's Coraline's. It's as if he's coming up with it beforehand.

He always will mess it up in the funniest way. Yeah. He is a genius. John is, JT is right. JT Parr from our other, or one of the episodes from the past. He called it. Great guys never met him.

Yeah. Scary for kids. Real scary. I can't believe my son loves them. I'm like, dude, I'm scared. Crawling through a hole in the wall. Yeah, it's dark. When you go to your other family.

Dolls. It's weird. New York, Gotham City's not a headliner club anymore. It's like spots. You do New York City every now and then? Yeah, I'm at Gramsci Theater in November for the Comedy Festival. That's the last place we played in New York City. Gramsci?

That's a great place, but it was booked. I don't book my shows. Sam deals with it? Dana, his girl. So she booked it. I've never been there. You heard about it? Cutting Room?

Yeah, I've heard that room. Okay. But we got a lot of boys up there. Like Schultz is up there. DeStefano's up there. Tim Dillon's always up there. Shane's up there. Yeah.

Yeah, New York's a good spot for comedy. Boys. Gotta get with the boys. The boys are up there. Yeah. Yeah. New York should be a spot for comedy. Boys. Gotta get with the boys. The boys are up there. Some spots. You imagine you're one of those guys and you have to get a spot for a shop. Freaking Schultz is like, yeah,

can you get my guy Brandon Schaub on? He's got a lot of merch. Can you get my boy Brandon on? That's what Schultz sounds like. He's got a lot of merch. Can you get my boy Brandon on? That's what Schultz sounds like. He's good. Yeah. All right.

So this next one, the post, whoever posted this, their account got deleted. It's called We Did Smelling Salt in College and NFLB 20 seconds later. Everyone's already seen this, dude. Yeah, you know what's going to happen. Let's see. If Bapa says he can do something, he can't. He manages to out Bapa himself every time. Yeah, you are, dude.

Wait, you just smelled the bottle? That's all we do? You just smelled the bottle? Put it about six inches from your nose and take a big hit. I told you, bro! I told you, bro. It's no joke. Can beat up Mike Tyson Can beat up Mike Tyson I can't even get on Velociraptor I was just at Universal Studios And the last time we went I can't even get on Velociraptor. I was just at Universal Studios, and the last time we went,

I didn't even get on Velociraptor. I just let my wife. You know what the smelling salts were like? What? Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun. Oh, my gosh. All right.

Let's go to the next clip here. This one's posted by All I Do Is Lie To You. It's called Boppa Makes a Stunningly Dumb Admission. You've seen this, right? I don't remember. Oh, you don't know what the admission is? What would you think it is? I feel like I have seen it.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure there's other clips about this, too. So we might not be the first or last one here. I mean, I don't remember. So I'll just guess he doesn't know where something is. you're wrong let's see all right my shit was fucking done time to move to texas get yourself a gun you don't have them in your car though no no i can't i did that for a while during like the height of all the bullshit but i felt like damn if i get and if i get like pulled over and they

could throw me in j. I'll take my chances. When I'm doing sets at LA at night, I always have it with me. Shh. In Texas. LA at night when I'm in Texas. In Texas. In Texas.

Dude. Bop is so stupid he doesn't understand the difference between being on a podcast and not being on a podcast. It's like, yeah, maybe tell that to your friends when you're not being filmed. Don't go on the podcast and be like,

yeah, I got a gun on me all the time when it's illegal. Oh, really dude. Is it called concealed carry? That's why. That's why. Um,

that's, he hits his catchphrase, but, um, fuck, I can't say that's why that's why that's he hits his catchphrase, but I can't say that's why I don't know what it's called, but I think in LA you can get some kind of permit, right? Yeah, I don't know. I don't have a gun. Yeah, I think concealed carry is when you have it.

Oh, you need to have the gun in your trunk or something. If you're traveling with a gun, right? I don't know. Nutballs deep in the LA gun. We're not gun a gun, right? I don't know. Nutballs deep in the LA gun. We're not gun guys be or Facebook. We don't know anything as usual. This one's posted by Stephen. The tune it's called rings will

light you up be in the flare is best brains define bullying. Let's see here. Are you kidding? I've been shitting on Brian Callance since day one. Gross. I'm just saying. They're going to put him in the promo again.

They put Dan in the promo last time. Oh, true. I saw a clip of Brian on Joe Rogan. He's like, if anybody bullies me, I'm showing up at their house. Here, Brian Callen, you're a bitch and a fucking loser. Uh-oh. And you're... How do I word this?

Let me get the button ready. What was written about Chris DiLeo? What was alleged about him? There was a mysterious friend. I think... I see where you're getting at, and I believe Brian Callen has allegations of his own. Right.

Damn. What's this podcast called again? The Leftovers or something? I forget. It's like I work on it i'm the bald guy that was like wait a minute am i do you work on a podcast look at this guy is that me that's brendan cooney that's literally me the same kind of sweaters i have too many yeah too many coonies in the kitchen dude get it off the screen yeah but you know, they're probably not far behind T fat K.

I cannot stand Ethan Klein, dude. I really don't know much about him other than that time. We watched him on the patron. What's that saying, dude? You call him the kettle black. The pot calling the kettle.

Yeah, dude, Ethan Klein's one of them. You know, I'm saying, oh, you like criticizes people, but he does the same kind of stuff.

Not to say that he's doing that. He's talking shit about Brian Callen, but his podcast sucks even more. You know what'm saying oh you like criticizes people, but he does the same kind of stuff. Not to say that he's doing that he's talking shit about Brian Callen, but his podcast sucks even you know what I mean Gerardo naming the water. Yeah, dude, fuck you do are there a homeless? Is there a version of homeless for Ethan Klein? You're certified that yeah I'm certified normal. Boner alert. All right, this one's posted by toxoplasmosis. It's probably toxoplasmosis.

If you put it all together. Yeah. It's called the two types of Monday morning quarterbacks. Let's see. It was about getting money. And according to John Nash, who spoke to the manager of Nate Diaz, he is going to pocket somewhere between 15 and 20 million vastly more than he ever got for the second Conor McGregor fight so I think fans were happy to see

him get a little bit of freedom happy to carve his own path and get a huge payday mission accomplished the Nate Diaz fans I don't think they really look at this like some kind of disreputable loss why are we watching on the other hand for jake paul he was coming off of the tommy and he needed to get right he needed a big name to get right to get back in the winning track to then set up whatever subsequent opportunity he was going to get obviously he got a big payday from this as well shack but my point being is jake paul needed a little bit of redemption against a known name. Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished. I feel like both guys needed something from this particular moment in time.

I think I know where this is going. So anytime a clip on Chang's goes long, and it's just sort of like this is interesting listening to Luke talk about this fight. Yeah. Anytime it goes long, I'm just like waiting because I know there's going to be a boom. It's going to be like Shob doing something that's so redacted where you're just shocked. That's exactly

what's going to happen. I love this setup, dude. I'm addicted to this shit. I cannot stop watching this. It's not even a joke at this point. We used to joke around about you told me I got to stop doing this in interviews with people. I'm like doing, you know, too much job stuff. Like I can't.

I'm like, this is not good, but okay, go ahead. I know for a fact the second Monday morning quarterback is I need help. Point. Great. I mean, I mean, let's be right. It could have been better. I guess. I mean, I just I love

the comparison yeah it's like Luke's his journalist he has a great point he has great points best brains just laying it out interesting to watch and then Bop is like pull up hold on no it's not right there's like

all right those are 200 punches landed and then and they just repeats all Shabisms as if we wrote it for him to say. Shout out to Richard Reloaded. If you could make a meme of him being like, when that Kratom's hitting, his face just like. When that Kratom hits. Order alert. Yeah, but Richard Reloaded, he's been making a lot of memes on the Discord.

Oh, yes. Thank him. Which, by the way, we gave the Discord a revamp too. Yeah, there's a lot of memes on the Discord. Thank him. Which, by the way, we gave the Discord a revamp, too. Yeah, there's a lot of rooms now. Yeah. And it's been organized better. All right, so this one's posted by PinheadXLarry. It's called Smoked'em Sprint.

With Pool to Hammy as the flair for this one. Let's see. A little bit, because I'll see, like, there's a picture of you and GSP on the, you know, that... And his calves are bigger? Yeah, he's got those great teardrop things. You're there. You're there. You smoked and sprinted, right?

What? Did you smoke and sprint, right? You want me to go back? Oh, so he is saying, like, he beat him in a race. Yeah. He's such a weird guy. He's so competitive. He lifts all these weights or whatever, how many reps. He beats people in races, but none of it's on tape.

Yeah. Let's watch that part again. Great teardrop things. You're there. You're there. You both smoked and sprinted, right? Right? Right?

Did you sprint against GSP? Smoked him, right? You faster than G? I don't know why you put me in this situation. I'm asking questions. Yeah, well, you question my stuff. Have you seen the Gringo Papi? I guess this is...

Who's that? That's GSP. Oh. They're playing the clip where he says his hamstring when he realizes he's gonna lose he stops and pretends to have an injury i'm asking questions you question myself yeah of course we do dude you lie constantly yeah everyone calls you a liar. Oh, man. Even if that wasn't a lie, you'd be questioned just because so many people call you a liar.

Tim Dillon calls you a liar. There's just like three times during the episode where I feel bad for Papa. Every episode, dude. All I do is lie to you. Yeah. Perfect name. And also, it's a joke that I feel bad for him. Yeah, I'm lying. Also Mars gots bars is the poster for this one. It's called Bapa already lying on the live stream. Perfect clip to play next title at least. Let's see. So I call we're gonna have some fun. We're

going to Texas. It's the best fun of a Texas. Okay. Why do you do that? I don't know, dude. What? You don't know? What happened? Oh, I thought you were making fun of me. No, no, no. It's the only state when I started stand-up, I've never not sold out Texas. Every single show I do, I sell out in Texas.

All right, so we'll find this one already. Yeah. I always think there's going to be something new, even if it's the same clip. I'm like, all right, but what's in it? What's this? Listen, I'll still give it a Netflix, but yeah. All right, so I don't know. I think I believe him because he did shoot his set or what he's saying is that when he first started stand up, that's a very important thing that he's saying in that clip. Yeah, I mean, it's possible. I don't know because there's no chance now right there's a guy that counts how many times i say i don't know so i hope he's having he does yeah i forget his name but it's a funny but i think he likes he enjoys the show but yeah we have our things that we say too much you know what's his username i don't know there you go got All right. So this one's posted by wise with pennies. It's called Bapa tries to shoehorn more culture war talk into fight

companion. I like the use of the NJ there. Good think good think the Padres beer menu is available online to make sure spoiler alert of the three beers. He mentions Bud Light is the only one available from Padres concessions, and it's the same price as all the other beers with a couple of dice at the end.

Let's see. Because you got to look the guy off and all that shit. They give you like an extra five seconds. You know what's crazy about Bud Light? Last game I was at too, I took my kiddos to the Padres. They love the Padres. They take them to the Padres game and my girl went with a beer or whatever and they you know, you order the alcohol on the list

and it was like, you know, Modela, $18. Why does he always say Modela? And alcohol. He's just botching words. Just make the story shorter and you won't have this problem. You need to go to a story class where they're like, all right,

let's get to the point quicker. Stop name dropping. Stop name dropping. Stop name, yeah. Don't say Mexican. No to Taco Bell. Bud Light, $0.15. Dude, $8. It's half the price.

And the guy comes over, I go, hey man, just a question. Why don't people order Bud Light? Have you sold any? He goes, not one. Not one. I go, really? You just put another can? Who gives a fuck? I don't know. People don't buy order Bud Light? Have you sold any? He goes, not one, not one. I go, really? You just put another can? Who gives a fuck? He goes, I don't know. People don't buy it.

Isn't that wild? That's crazy. That is wild. We've never seen that happen to a brand before, ever. Yeah. And then it's showing $13.50 for Michelob Ultra, still Artois Pacifico, but Bud Light and Bud is $12. Yeah. I mean, anybody who's been to a baseball game ever knows that that,

in any facet, knows that that's horrendous nonsense. $8, you're telling me there's a beer for $8? I'd be so happy. Yeah. At the Dodgers game, nothing is $8. Yeah. There's probably not a single thing that is $8. Yeah.

Maybe like the peanuts. Maybe maybe a key chain. A key chain is probably $25. Like, yeah, it just doesn't make any sense. He's trying to make this dumb redacted political point. Hey, nobody knows who you are. You're lying. You're blogging.

Oh, really? That's a fun one to do. Yeah. Okay, so this one's posted by joe rogan truther xxx it's called callan is part of the quote pushback dot dot dot boppa let's see this one there uh and appearing in sketches which he's done he will be launching his weekly show on september 1st the brian callan show but mug Club will also be producing Brian Callen's next stand-up comedy special. More on that in a minute. One where he can finally pull no punches, show the world everything that he truly is. Again, because of Mug Club.

So please, welcome to the team, part-timer to full-timer, Mr. Brian Callen. Thank you. Thank you, my fellow Americans. Thank you, Stephen. Listen, let's get serious. There are a lot of bad ideas out there that have very real consequences for our democracy. It is no longer safe to speak the truth. It is no longer safe to even question the edicts handed down from the establishment kings the gatekeepers today will crush you financially they will censor you there's there's no way this is real dude like how are they not all in the on the joke i know they don't they don't ever think about how they're viewed or you know like how they come off yeah this is so crazy and to use the word of the moment cringe yeah there's a press conference i know i'm confused yeah like what is this are they when people join crowder show they have sort of what do they have

like an nba draft situation where it's like congratulations congratulations, or you run it like a board meeting or something like a corporation. This is so lame. Don't make those hands. Them ex-haves. Let's see. They will deplatform you. They will label you.

They will vilify you. This is Scientology shit. Yeah. Grow more specific. Brian Callen is David Misgaven of Mug Club. He sounds like somebody at a sales meeting. He's like, listen, people aren't going to want to buy Toe Holds. All right?

They're going to tell you, I don't want to wear flip-flops. Only morons wear flip-flops. That's bullshit. We love flip-flops. If you wear flip-flops, you will find a woman who will be in love with you in a second. Everybody was going to sell 25 to 50 flip-flops before 9 a.m. If you wear toe holds, the people in charge don't want you to sell toe holds. They'll tell you, hey, no one wants flip-flops.

Flip-flops suck. They're uncomfortable, but they are just following their LGBTQ agenda. Just throwing it in whatever. He's like, you know, I do not have wrinkles. I don't have any wrinkles, too. Crowder's my boss now. Weirder and more plentiful by the day. And as I speak, you'll even be punished if you stand with traditional beliefs and values.

Well, welcome to the pushback. See that? See that? A lot of people over here. You can't see them. How you guys doing in the nosebleeds? They can't hear me. All right. Stephen and the Louder With Crowder family have been battling it out on their own for a long time now. Well, I am excited to be part of an ever expanding group of misfits and comics that have had enough and want to join the fight.

The pushback isn't just about a second. Could you imagine it's like a superhero thing? Like, you know, when the superheroes team up, what is that called? Justice League? Yeah, it's like justice or Avengers. And instead of like the good superheroes, you go there and it's like the blue beetle and like people we've never heard of. Like, uh, fuck you.

Blue Beatles. The only Latino. Oh, he is. Oh, my bad. I've just never heard of. Oh, really? Yeah. Damn.

I sound redacted as hell. All right. Well, that was a bad example. But you go there and it's like tree man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And like a zoom Lord, who's like a superhero that can turn on zooms and different houses.

I don't know. Well, shout out to another open mugger, Cody Decker. He had a taser man, taser man, you know, and you're just like,

I don't know if I want to join this group because that's this group. Yeah. He's like a couple of misfits are joining. And, and then I sort of really steamrolled myself by saying the only Latino one is bad. What is Blue Beetle? Nobody knows who Blue Beetle is before. What are his powers?

He's a beetle that's blue. Okay, well, go see Blue Beetle. Support the Latino community. We don't want to be like Schaub. I will not ask anything about him being Taco Bell or Guadalajara. Well, honestly, before the movie Black Panther, who knew Black Panther? I knew Black Panther, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Alright.

Let's keep watching. Let's go. Fighting bad ideas with better ideas. It's not just about shouting into a microphone. We're here to change hearts and minds. I tried to out-gadouche you, dude. No, no. I like that you pulled it up. Thank God you said something. Otherwise, it just seemed like I don't like Latino superheroes.

We are going to do it. Miles Morales is half Latino, right? Spider-Man? Yeah. Steven has always done it with humor, satire. You're like, actually, he's black. Oh, my God. And maybe a little screaming into the microphone.

You know what I'm saying? A little screaming. A little bit, yeah. A little anger once in a while goes a long way. We are going to entertain you so hard and so often that you can't help but hear and see the truth. You... Oh, he knows a lot about not helping.

That's like that meme with the volleyball person from Glaver. He's like, I'm going to do what I do. This is the worst speech ever said. This is awful. I can't believe they did something like this. seems like they wrote it for him too because he does that stupid brian smile thing where he's like i can't so i didn't write this and i feel stupid doing it but i'm gonna say it because money is involved and i am in trouble and i'm gonna keep it busy keep busy yeah can't help it there is no one in the conservative space pushing back on the left's terrible ideas with steven's level of funny no one's even in the same area code so when steven

asked me to join the family i was like where do i sign up he's like this is must see pushback we are an army of funny people with a point of view funny with a philosophy we are not your grandpa's conservative show we ain't the strict chaperone standing in the corner telling everyone not to dance the party is here this is where you get to laugh, learn, and be heard. And I am excited to be part of it all. They're supposed to be, they're supposed to be, they're supposed to be doves. But they were supposed to be doves. I wanted to release them. Where are the doves? I want a dove!

So funny. Oh, I see. It actually does. It says, graphics confetti. Damn, dude. Only a thousand can do it. He wasn't lying. The promo code is...

Oh, there we go. We couldn't do that. Yeah. I couldn't have done a speech like that. Not a fucking chance, dude. Damn, dude. When we get a third member of T-MOS, we'll make him do a speech. Yeah, we got to do a speech like that. Yeah. I couldn't have done it. Not a fucking chance, dude. Damn, dude. When we get a third member of T-MOS, we'll make him do a speech. Yeah, we got to do a speech like that.

Yeah. No politics. All Bapa. And just as a little palate cleanser, dude, we got to go back to the originals. This is another little throwback. Thank you for whoever posted it. Intelligent Pay 8726. Go ahead and read the title, sir.

Who the fuck is John Africa? Listen, for me as a fan, you know, I'd love to see you fight John Africa. I'd love to see you fight Tyson Fury whenever that happens. The seriousness. I'd love now that MMA is legalized in France. I'd love to see UFC in France. Who the hell is John Africa? No, fighting John in Africa.

John Jones in Africa. Yeah, John Jones in Africa. I don't know John Africa. It sounds dope. I think they know John Africa. It sounds dope. I think they can recreate Randall in the jungle. They're not offended. They're not offended at all because they know who they're talking to. A brain-dead zombie.

That's so funny. Francis tries to save him. That's the thing. He can't be offended by most of the stuff that Papa does because he's so stupid they're like aww come on really that's our show join the Patreon if you want

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