10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub IS SURROUNDED BY CREEPS! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #114

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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Once I was a stand-up comic Working with O'Brien and Calell I never had no problem Yeah Fighting down the shadow band And everyone around me Yeah Got to know that Brenda just got

And I decided only Yes, indeed To T-ball down and be on my show Well, there I was dancing and swinging And moving round the bases And just when it hit me Somebody turned around and shouted Coach O'Chiles T-ball, Brenda

Coach O'Chiles, T-Ball, Brandon. Coach O'Chiles, T-Ball, right. Coach O'Chiles, T-Ball, Brandon. Cancel the tour and coach that fucking T-Ball till you die. One take. Stop at my favorite time of the week. When you get near, b nearby, but try to speak Release surprises today You better act gay or watch 10 Minutes of Shop

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Yeah. So the first clip is posted by saw a flying saucer. It's called the Rogan confused his life story for the plot of karate kid. Hopefully this don't get good douche, but let's see. Oh, excessive marijuana use leads to memory loss and confusion. Stoner discretion is advised. There was one time that I never recovered from when I was 19 years old. I fought in Anaheim, California, flew out here to fight in the nationals, won my first fight. Then I won my second fight. I was fighting this kid and I was there with just me and my friend Junksik.

And this guy, they had their whole team with them. There's all these people in the stands. I remember saying, come on, Johnny. Get him, Johnny. Get him, Johnny. Go get him. Go get him. Oh, I see.

He was doing some things. And I was seeing some openings. And I hit him harder than I've ever hit anybody in my life. I hit him so hard. I was limping for a couple days afterwards because my heel hurt from hitting his head but I went back to my instructor and my instructor was a hard man had been taught by General Che Young Yi who's the original founder of Taekwondo and this guy was hard and when I went back and told Mr. Kim, I said, you know, we were talking about the tournament. He goes, I heard you had a really good knockout.

And I said, it was very scary. I go, I thought he was dead. And he goes, sometimes they die. And I remember looking at him going, fuck, he's right. And that was the decline of my Taekwondo career from that moment on. I fought for a couple more years, but I lost a lot of my enthusiasm with that one fight. Yeah. Oh, shit. Man. And they're both Italian, too. Oh, what the hell?

What's going on now? Robot head. Interesting. Is that like when a fucking robot sucks your dick? Sounds like it. Yeah. It was almost like two. Was that the name of when a fucking robot sucks your dick? Sounds like it. Yeah. It was almost like two. Was that the name of the guy that posted it or something?

No, I don't think so. I think the name of the guy was a soft-lying saucer. Huh. I wonder where Robot Head comes in. Maybe Robot Head is the new news source for all things comedy, dude. Robot Head is just like another thing that we don't know. Yeah. It's like, you know, Chang's always gadooshing us for like missing the, thing that we don't know yeah it's like you know change is always good douching us for like missing the oh you don't know robot robot head

these guys are idiots robot head dude they make the sickest uh diss tracks of all time dude that's it rogan's name dude that's what everyone calls him how could there's things that everyone knows that i miss all the time what are you gonna do yeah if you guys know what robot has please or should i just google it? Let me see. Google. Sure, you can try, but I doubt it's going to come up with... Are you cool with a robot head being on your search history? Yeah, I mean, yeah.

Okay, so it's just a head robot. It seems like the head of a robot. Yeah. Alright, so we solved that. Robot head is nothing, dude. Okay, let's go to the next chin then. We smoked pot before. This one's...

Memory loss. Another Guild Guitars chin, dude. I swear on my life, I got a 32 on ACT. A-C-T. Yep. Did you see this? No, but somebody sent it to me. I meant to say hello or something, but I didn't want to watch it.

Yeah. Well, check this out. I got a 31 on my ACT. I don't know if I brag. I meant to say hello, but I didn't want to watch it. Yeah. Well, check this out. I got a 31 on my ACT. I don't know if I brag on my 31 on ACT. No, that's really true. 31 is good. Any 30 or higher is really good. That's how dumb I am. I didn't even take the ACT. Well, you don't have... Most people take SAT.

I took that. I got a 31 on that. That would be actually bad. ACT is, I think it's like more of a Midwest kind of thing. I took it because I wanted to see if I could get a better score than on my SATs. I did not. Oh. Yeah, I took an IQ test, and I think I'm at 130.

I don't know IQs. IQs are just shapes. You just put shapes together and be like, yeah, that's what goes like that. I mean, I don't know what's good and bad. I'm just – I'm about where Chavez when it comes to that. But I'm not going to tell you like, oh, 130 bad, good. Oh, no. I'm at – it just went up right now, 160, dude.

Oh, you just took one in your head. Okay. Right? And, you know, some say I'm Mesa. I'm a messy Mexican dude. You know what I mean? Oh, like the group – you mean – Mensa or something like that. Yeah. But you know what I mean Oh like um The group You mean um Mensa or something

Yeah But you know what Mensa means in Spanish What Like dumbass Like to a woman Oh really Mensa means

Dumbass for a guy Dude Chop You gotta put that In his act Mmm Gringo Almost like Gringo Asada

Chilean Let's see 36 I got 32 No you didn't I swore on my life I had 32 On an ACT On I swear on my life I got 32 On an ACT

On an ACT Oh really dude Oh jeez People say Africa Like it's a country Africa is a country That's a big continent It's common

There's so many different places But Yeah but it's like I'm American But I'm from fucking Denver Hey guys No no that's different He definitely thought

It was percentages I got an AC Like a 32% on my ACT. Oh, wow. Yeah, maybe. I'm putting all my money on it was percentages in his head. I mean, he probably doesn't even know what it is. Let's be honest.

There's no way he knows what the ACT is. Well, I mean, that's a given, dude. I had 32%. He got that on something in his life, which is a very bad score. I got 100% on honesty, 32% on the ACT. Yeah, he's like, my 30-30 score, my 40-yard

time is... We're not talking about that. That doesn't count. His ESPN documentary would be 32 for 32. Let's see. The whole continent is north america though hold on why is um usman is shocked majority so is a split decision no majority decision so one was a draw no majority so three zero no that's unanimous oh was it not unanimous. Oh, was it not unanimous? They were made unanimous, stuff like this.

And unanimous. Anonymous. Unanimous. Shout out to Gil Guitart. Made unanimous, all the stuff. Yeah, unanimous. See, I don't think Islam got... I mean, from Dana at least.

Dana, you didn't hear him really talk too bad about... How could you give him that pound for pound right now when Jon Jones is still active? But I agree with Dana. That is wild. What do you mean? Jon's your pound for pound number one. All that's up for your perspective

because if pound for pound means they're all in a room and whoever walks out can be Jon. If you're pound for pound, it just depends pound for pound. This is just a little fun thing. People can make videos about this about us too, though.

I'm so dumb. Maybe, but have you ever... I wonder what clip they would do to like be instead of the pound for pound thing. Five guys. What did you do? Sharpie my butt.

But five... Oh, you mean the five guys, the kissing thing? Yeah. I mean, and the Sharpie, those are just funny things that happen. That was hilarious. I know that was funny too,

but he says the opposite of what pound for pound means almost. Yeah. Like he literally says, I'm just repeating myself. Jon Jones will fight Mikey, what is his name? Mikey Mouse?

Minnie Mouse? Mighty Mouse, dude. Or Mighty Mouse? Oh, yeah, dude. What is his name? I said Mikey Mouse. I said Minnie. We just did away.

Should we start measuring the chairs? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. If him and Conor McGregor and Mighty Mouse. Yeah, he's walking out of that room. Pound for Pound, we're great right there, dude. I think you're right.

If it is him and not Mighty Mouse, but literally Minnie Mouse, like the cartoon. Yeah. Yeah. What did you say? I said Mikey Mouse. Mikey, Minnie, any kind of mouse. Yeah. I mean, John Jones is going to beat.

He's pound for pound. He's going to kill a mouse. Right? Yeah. And that's what pound for pound means. Yeah. Right? Devil's assistant.

We just added to our fucking compilation of this fucking shit up right there. Ready? Honestly, don't remember all the states. Oh, that's what pound for pound means. Yeah. Right? Devil's assistant. We just added to our fucking compilation and it's fucking shit up right there. Ready? Honestly, don't remember all the states. Oh, that's a motherfucker. And then we'll fast forward so the fans don't have to see us doing this. Yeah. And now the grades are in.

How did we do? Okay. Brendan, you got 29 states right. Out of 50. Out of 50. He said out of 50. At least he knows that. He just learned that there was 50 states.

Yeah, someone handed him a card. Brennan, so you feel better? Let's see. So technologically advanced. Are they two days ahead of us? Are they two days ahead of us? Korea's two days ahead of us, dude. He's lucky the ACT didn't have any questions about time and days in different countries.

What is Tuesday in Australia? He writes Thursday. Next week. Thursday in California. He'd be so bad at one of those train questions. If a train leaves, he'd be like, trains are gay. Or he just writes done count. He hands in his test

and there's a bunch of things that say done count. That make sense? If the train leaves at two, what time does it arrive to the other station? I'm on the plane. Yeah, I'm taking a plane, bitch. I'm Bahamo, dude. I drive a truck. He slides the

paper bag. And he thinks he wrote truck, but it's just like a bunch of scribbles because he can't write. Like, what is this? He just draws his own face. That drool on it. But see, this is the problem

with you being like so detached from anything that happens online is you don't get to correct narratives about you in real time. This has been Apple Don't fall from the tree, my man. There's two sides of the story. There's truth. When you were talking about the truth,

there's a truth somewhere in the middle. I like that. That almost sounds philosophical. Yeah. I don't know why it sounds distorted into my headphones, but maybe that's the original video is doing that. That almost sounds philosophical. Yeah. I don't know why it sounds distorted into my headphones, but maybe that's the original video is doing that. So apologies if it sounds distorted to you guys. That's so funny, dude.

There is two sides to every story though. I agree. There's the truth. And then there's, you know, something in the middle. So, you know, there's, and I like how he points away from himself and then he's like, and then there's three Cs. Then there's C-clamps.

Somebody on my stream was saying that people that lie use C-clamps a lot. Oh, wow. I was like, well, it kind of blew my mind. Yeah, it sounds like maybe the interrogators know that. They're like, so where were you Friday night? And they're like, well, I was not drinking an entire bottle of Tiger Thick. At no point was I drinking it out of my favorite shoe, and I was not DMing baddies.

Yeah. Ask me, hopefully this goes well, but ask me my name, and then questions about me, and then ask me where I was last night. What's your name? Gerardo. How old are you? I am 33 years old. Where were you last night?

I didn't kill that woman. You get over it, dude. It went better than I thought, dude. Hell yeah. You're in jail. I'm crying. What are you doing, dude? Wait, what was that one? A guy who's already lost his ability to make a living from Mexico. This is true.

So, that... When you were talking about... What are you doing? There's no baseball and crying. Oh, there's no baseball and crying, dude. Classic. Classic, dude. You're talking about a guy who's already lost his ability to make a living from Mexican dick pills. Like, why would he ever just take something off the shelf

at GNC? Well, we're not giving the guy kudos because he's the smartest tool in the shed. Sharpest. Sharpest tooludos because he's the smartest tool in the shed. Sharpest. Sharpest tool in the shed. Smartest tool in the shed. I love Game of Thrones. The last season was true.

Oh, this one's great, dude. Yeah, Megan Gailey. Really terrible. And I do think it's fun that the country came together and finally agreed on something. That is. I disagree. I disagree.

Oh. I want to like you. I like season eight, though. Everyone hates on it. I think people are just mad that the series ended. They're like, I wish I could do it better. I think you're stupid. I do think that there are stupid people that did love it.

And for you and them, I'm happy that you found your little simple TV show. It drives me nuts. That clip might be cut out, that Megan Gailey thing. It's so good, though. Yeah. I think you're stupid. Yeah.

She spilled the beans on that motherfucker. Yeah, she spilled the beans on these motherfuckers. So what do you think? You think, okay, if you were to grade his ACT test, what would you do? You know, I would probably like, and I don't remember that well the specifics of ACT, but I'm assuming like maybe like 18, something like that. But that might be like way too, I don't know if that's like way too low.

I don't really know. I would give him an eight. Even might be like way too. I don't know if that's like way too low. I don't really know. I would give him an eight. Even lower. Eight inches. What do you get for spilling your name right? Because he might not even get that. Yeah, true. Yeah, he's S-H-A-B.

Yeah, that'd be so funny. They're like, you know, normally, because you know they say SATs, you get like 200 for writing your name in. Yeah. Schaub gets like a 100 or something like that. He got half his name right. He spelled Brendan right, but not Schaub. He needs to take control of his life, dude.

If I was Brendan Schaub and they handed me an ACT, I would just go like this. Yeah, football. Scholarship, baby. He was in the NFL. He needs numbers. I don't take the ACT. I take the CCC, dude.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, the triple C. Yeah. Schaub having an answer to these questions is always so funny. Like, I don't take the SAT. I take the fucking Lambo to my fucking mansion, okay? I don't fucking. ACT?

How about I'm on Calabasas Fight Companion this Saturday, okay? Deal with it. CFC, dude. Yeah, I go to the KFC. Yeah. Fucking Jesus. Yeah. Okay. Deal with it. CFC, dude. Yeah. I go to the KFC. Yeah. There we go. That's where it goes.

I'm more of a KFC guy myself. I guess I got $32 at the KFC yesterday. All right. So this one's called shitting on gringo. Poppy drives Bapa nuts inside. I couldn't really make much of this one. Oh, by the way, it's posted by Moneyloan1864.

Like, I watched this earlier today when pulling clips. I don't know. Everyone's going crazy about this clip, though. Yeah. That was an exaggeration. Sure. You know what I mean? Bro, I could not sleep last night, man. I went to bed at one, and it jumped to two to the three to the it was i went to bed at one and it jumped to two to the

three to the four i went to bed at so stupid gringo poppy was yeah i went to bed i went so that's that's basically the bit is that they fall asleep to the gringo poppy oh my god can you imagine if that was true that would be amazing yeah dalian and uh and montez just like all right it's time to go and their wives are there and, it's time to go to bed. And their wives are there, and they're like, do you want to go to bed? And she's like, do you want me to turn on or do you want to turn on? You know what? You turn on this time. I'm already in bed.

I got my jammies on. Look at you guys. Or if the wife plays the tricks on them, and he's like, I don't want to go to bed yet. She just puts it on. He's like, no. Do some gringo poppy material. We've got some ladies in the crowd tonight. That was a little different.

Fat guys are like, fuck that. Okay, sorry. You want to talk? Total silence. No, no. There's total silence. And you hear like, I can even do snoring noises. My snoring is Darth Vader.

Sleeping with Griffin, dude. Yeah, yeah. He hooks up his fucking CPAP machine and it's just like, big boy squad, big boy nation. Let's see. Thanks, man. Let's see. Just remake the song.

One, and it comes to two, to the three, to the four. Everybody in the gringo poppy gets tipsy. Just getting smoked, dude. What's up, bro? Everybody in the gringo poppy gets tipsy. It drives me nuts. Oh, stand up, not easy. Is that it?

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Once it's gone, it's gone forever. Okay. He's a man who loves his trucks, okay? And he's really excited to get to the truck. He's got in the show like that. All right? Some of us have trucks we need to be in.

Okay? So we end shows abruptly. We sell our merch because we're... If you win the merch, you get a truck too and then you know what it's like

to be Light Shop. All right? You're saying March wrong. No, but keep going. Sorry. If you want to get our merch, get on dryfastallgas.com. Are we done?

Do you take the cans off? No. I don't think they have cans. No. All right. They're not on our list. That's how you know our studio is not as good as theirs. We talk way too much shit, dude.

You know what I mean? But their studios, they don't even have monitors. I don't know how the fuck podcasts do this. And please, leave comments if you can clue this little chin guy in on it, dude. I wish we didn't have to wear cans. But you see these big podcasts that have speakers speakers and it doesn't interfere with the audio. So if Gil Guitard is out there and he fucking produced podcasts and shit, Elephant Graveyard, any of you guys know,

please take these headphones off of this dude. That would be cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm surprised there's something you don't know. I know, right, dude? As we always say, there's levels to this shit. There is levels to this shit. Yeah. I wish we had Nick or Chin in here dude oh yeah I mean 100%

there's no way like we're peaking 30 on ACT in this room right now you know Nick would bring the average score up quite a bit probably even Chin and Theo Vaughn doesn't want us so let's see here let's go to the next Chin clip it's called

Dr. Doom Emails. Three minute chin. I didn't watch it before. It just, you know, I want to see this live on the show. Hopefully there's no copyright material. Let's see. I don't know Dr. Doom. I don't know either. I'm familiar with Dr. Doom. Yeah, I know Dr.

Doom. Who was he? He's a villain? He's a villain. Superman. He's a villain Superman, dude. I don't know if that's true or not. I'm so interested in understanding. Do you want to take a guess or no? Why Dr. Doom emails? I'm saying Hillary Clinton.

That's the first thing I think of when I think of emails. Oh, fuck. That's a good sleeper guess, I think. I think he's going to say that someone emailed him letting him know that Robert Denny Jr. was Dr. Doom. Okay, so you're going the more like... Like shots connected. He's always connected to everything. It's all about him.

Yeah. All right, let's see. Oh, Jay was saying we're getting some emails because we're talking about Dr. Doom. I was saying how he was with Superman. So Dr. Doom's from Marvel, right? Superman's from DC. It was like once Marvel, once DC, Brendan's so wrong. I'm not wrong. I had the

comic book as a kid. You remember these things. My memory remembers. My memory remembers. We're both wrong though. We need to be on more kratom to get the guesses

right, you know? Yeah, yeah. I mean, if you think about it, that makes sense because my first instinct was like, oh, I don't know if that's true or not, but he said

it, so it's probably not true. So of course he's going to get emails correcting him because that's what Chang's staff and chefs do, but he actually has proof that he's right

because he's a comic book guy. And like, you never want to, anyone that's like a self-proclaimed comic book guy, they know their shit. You never want to fucking question them. Question. Certain things. The cover of that comic book I fucking remember.

DC Marvel did a collab. Every now and then, remember? They hate you. They do a collab. If you type in Superman... No, that's not going to help, right? You'd fucking be here. Do Doctor Doom versus Superman. So his argument is going to be that the one time this happened? Yeah.

Yeah, so that's not... Yeah, he's not known for being Superman's villain. I don't understand why he always argues this shit. Yeah. It's again, you know you're wrong and you're still arguing you're right. Because you know why, dude? Because he needs us on his side, dude. He needs us in there to be like dumber than he is.

Oh, for sure. Right? Yeah. And then so he could just shit on us instead of shitting on people. And then he could like, he could lose those battles and just win all these ones. You know what I mean? Right. He does kind of do that with his guests sometimes.

Like kind of gadushes them a little yeah yeah you got to pick your battles papa comic book cover not dr doom cover what dc and marvel no no just do that dr whatever dude superman comic book cover and if you go to images oh i see I see. Which one? You see the action one? There's a few. There it is. Oh, I'm glad I didn't know that. Oh, weird.

Shut up, nerds. It's DC, yeah. Yeah, one's DC, one's Marvel. Shut up, nerds. That's not even Superman, I bet. Shut up, nerds.

Oh, it's not even... I think that's a fake. I up, nerds. Oh, it's not even, I think that's a fake. I think this is not real. That's not. Oh, I just, I can't tell. Honestly, it's so hard to, is this fake? I don't even know. It looks fake. That Dr. Doom thing looks fake. It's not part of the bubble. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay.

It would be funny if it wasn't Superman. But it seems to be, it has that. Shut up, nerds. The menace of Dr. Doom's red and green kryptonite. Well, shut up, nerds. Oh, see? It's Brainiac. Oh.

Okay. There you go. Yeah, it's like not real. They did a collab together or something? Yeah, they do collabs. That's hilarious. They do them every now and then. That was one I remember

distinctively. Distinctively? It'd be funny if Schaub was in the Truman show and the people controlling it were the Chang's people and just to fuck with them. Brennan Schaub is just like a guy. He's like, hey, wakes up and goes to work at thick boy town, but everyone's laughing at him, watching him. It's so funny

he said emails. What year are we in, dude? You're not reading emails from fans. I don't think so. No, you're getting a lot of DMs, though, for sure. A lot of Reddit posts. Yes. You know what I mean?

That's what I mean. I guess he's saying emails because he doesn't want to say Reddit. Yeah. I think he should be proud of the nerds instead of being like, shut up, nerds. He should be proud of the homeless nerds out there that call him on his shit. He should be like, I created, he created Chang's dude. And we fucking love Chang's. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. It is kind of impressive. Yeah. And he never acknowledges like, it's like, Hey, all you guys that do that, like you wouldn't be doing that if it weren't for me. Yeah. This is a huge industry now. But he keeps doubling down on shut up nerds.

He's like fucking losers and slams a rain. Do you even have rain? Probably tired. Where's my Adderall? Let's see. Cool. Yeah. Dude, I don't know if you noticed, but he's got a big gulp.

Daddy, let's go. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Yeah. Let's see. Any other brain busters? Four. Any other brain busters? Any other brain busters, dude? Playwright?

He beat them. That's his whole shtick. His Dr. Doom's thing was that crew, yeah. That crew. How would you find this out? Who told you this? Who told me what? Did you read comments to figure this out? No, Jade said we're getting emails.

Emails about it? Yeah. Because they're like, one's Marvel, one's DC, those don't mix. That never happened. Brent said Superman,

Doctor Doom's Marvel. Yeah, dude, had the freaking comic. I was balls deep in comics as a kid. I loved them I did too

that one's from like 1940 so you gotta hold that somehow I don't think I had I didn't have the original I had the card or the cover I remember distinctively that picture of Doctor Doom for Superman. And there's other ones too.

Superman, Spider-Man, they did that collab, right? They did a bunch of them. Dude, what is Chin doing? Chin's like, I think Chin's getting woke when it comes to homelessness. Yeah, I mean, it was like he was basically like seeing a chef in studio with him just with those questions where he's like, where'd you see that? And letting him gadouche himself. And it was emails? And he's like, yeah,

emails. He's like, mm-hmm. And that's just like because he wants clips made. Yeah. And then Brendan almost seems like he's in on it too. Because he goes, yeah, I was balls deep in comics. That's something that's been made fun of so much. It's just,'s been made fun of so much. It's just, this is, it's for us.

They're doing a bit. There's not a chance Brendan's in on it. Okay. He's always balls deep in stuff. And I think when you say that and nobody's heard it before, you immediately think, oh my God, there are dicks inside of it. Like it's balls deep. I don't know if you understand what. Yeah, no, no, no.

I get it. What the hell, dude? And he's just, that's his brain, dude. That's your takeaway? Yeah, dude. When he goes balls deep, he goes in those other ways, dude. You know what I mean? You always go ball deep. He just goes balls deep, dude.

I think he might be behind it now. But Chin is definitely like, oh yeah, because you know that one part of every week where they're like, and if you have any comments, email us. You know what I mean where do you email Brendan Chopp I don't know I bet it's like a funny name though like Thickboy or Info at Thickboy

or something like that also Jay is the one getting the email Ask Jay Hotline oh of course he's the one telling Brendan about it it's the Ask Jay Hotline dude Jay's getting the emails he's like typing oh yeah let's see your hotline, dude. Jay's getting the emails. He's like typing. He's doing this. Yeah, yeah.

I am. Let's see. Who gives a fuck about like proving it right, though? That's what I'm saying. Oh, I do. Oh, the Marvel people. It's a big thing.

It's like saying John Elway played for Pittsburgh Steelers. All right. Dude. Trying to help him out. Shut up, nerds. You kind of sound like Tony Hinchcliffe there, huh?

Yeah. Shut up, fucking nerds. I'm spilling the beans on Dr. Doom's motherfucker ass. But yeah, any more thoughts on that? Let's just go to the next one, dude. Guild of Guitars. Let's go. That's not who I am is this one.

Let's see. Brian goes through some bullshit Me Too movement. I never thought in a million years that I'd be sitting here defending myself against something I did not do 21 years ago. This is me saying that I categorically and

absolutely deny all the allegations against me. I have been characterized as someone that no one, no one who knows me, not my friends, not my family, not my fans would ever recognize. And that's because that's not who I am. That is not, that's not something I could do. Those are things that I couldn't do.

Those are not things that I would ever do. That's not who I am. Oh, really, dude? Oh, my God. The creep sheep. bitch looking good though well she's so immune to my sexual harassment that she just rolls her eyes

I've been sexually harassing her for well since I've known yeah yeah I would go to try to do like four minutes in front of three like drunk college girls

and then you would try to have sex with those three drunk college girls sure would after I had after I had bombed in front of them hell dirt bag over here

and turn around and your dick was out. Hey, you old peekaboo. You were impressed with my pee stuff. I screamed. The first time you pulled your dick out. Knowing me, as much of a dirtbag as I am, and I go, look, I'm a dick. And then, probably, you were

driving the car, and that night, you were over it, and I was probably like, maybe I can figure out a way to get a blowjob. Brian is one of the best he's so silly like i love him so much that i broke up with this girl and uh brian um she was she was calling me because she was horny and i was like look i have a new girlfriend but i have a friend who'll fuck you and he's just like i sick brian on my ex-girlfriend, and he fucked her. She calls me up, she goes, your friend came inside me. She goes, yeah, your fucking friend came inside me.

And I was like, well, did you tell him that you were on the pill? She goes, no, no, I'm not on the pill. And I was like, well, I don't know what to tell you. You know, that's Brian. That's Brian Callen. Oh my God. You know know when they talk about consent and they you know means no always yes yes i know but don't please don't get in the bedroom and tell me how to talk i mean even in the animal kingdom courtship dog what the hell dude we've seen all

these before it's just like jarring every time it really is dude it's like so fucking dark and it just is he keeps getting worse and worse. But the music, I feel bad because I'm really enjoying the music. I'm kind of like doing this. Like I'm not. Muhammad Ali's catching a stray right here, dude. Oh, yeah. Cassius Clay shirt.

Oh, I didn't notice. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you'd wish it didn't have a great boxer's name on it. Sure. I wish it was a fucking Oscar de la Hoya's name on a shirt i wish it was a fucking oscar de la jolla shirt damn dude it's just so much and then like that joe rogan story is weird but that was pretty weird yeah it's a weird story to tell brett weinstein or whatever his name is the eric weinstein guy it's just like all right anyway he's a scientist he's like let's get back to uh

global warming is fake or whatever let's get back to how global warming is fake or whatever. Let's get back to polymers. Electrons, dude. That is a weird thing. Joe Rogan has platformed some of the worst comedians ever, like, talent-wise. But then he's, like, doing the same thing to ex-girlfriends. He's like, yeah, you know, so I got them, like, I got really bad comedians on good shows, but I'm also going to get them to fuck people that I know.

I'm also going to get them to lead. You can fuck my girlfriend. Now I know why we said let's only do 10 minutes of this every week, dude. Yeah, thank God it only, it never goes over 10. Yeah. Is the duck, the lion saying no, no, no, and then finally the lion gets up. What the fuck? What now?

What now? What now? What now? What now? What now? Huh? What now? What now? What now? What now? What now? What now? Huh? What now? I don't understand this humor.

You can lose my balls. I pulled off my nuts. Now, shut the fuck up. Now you're a tough guy? Now you're a tough guy? No. Well, there's a good one. Get your own way.

What now? Yeah. Exactly. Move us around. Hey, hey, exactly. The world up around. I wouldn't be laughing at this if I were there. All right? I'm going to do something. Let me stop you now.

It drives me. Damn. Shout out to Gilded Guitars, dude. Yeah, he's destroying people. What do you got to say, dude? I mean, that counts like a horror clip but like not an entertaining horror movie. Like a horror movie

you leave and you're like wow that was just scary and I didn't enjoy it. It's like he sucks in person and he sucks at stand up. He really does. Right? Yeah. What the hell? He's all around not great. So by the way you guys are seeing this in the future. We're watching this before Joe Rogan's

stand-up premiere tonight. Yeah, we don't know what Papa Joe's going to say. I'm excited, dude. That'd be great if he came out and he just started dissing Callan for 10 minutes. Yeah. But he's not going to do that. He's like, it turns out my friend is a rapist. He still does the voice. And even worse than that,

he sells flip-flops. Wait, I think Joe, I think one's worse. No, no, no, let me finish. Okay, so let's go to this one. It's posted by One Stumbler. It's called Bapa Disrespecting Tyson to His Face. I mean, this is probably just a reheat. Yeah.

The question right now is Mike Tyson in his prime versus Fury in his prime. Who wins, Mike? That's the question. Mike, before you answer, this is no disrespect to me. He big, Mike. Technically-wise, Fury can go defense. His footwork's too big. To me, as far as technique-wise, Fury's the best we've ever had.

Oh, wow. What the fuck, dude? Why? Oh, man. He interrupted him to say that he'd lose it was a it was a hypothetical for tyson he said wait wait wait he'd lose yeah why dude why and the gigantic chew yeah with the tobacco oh my god this might be adderall induced dude oh right yeah he might be right fuck dude-induced, dude. Oh, right. Yeah, you might be right. Fuck. Dude, what if, like, a famous interviewer throughout time had gigantic chew things?

Barbara Walters. She's, like, interviewing Whitney Houston. Like, they say that you've been having a problem with alcohol, but she has, like, a giant chew thing. Dick Cavett is, like, so, what the fuck? Yeah, the most, like like famous interviews of all time have Dick Cavett with like a fucking giant chew thing in his mouth. He's got zin.

He's zinning. He's zinning. Oh, that's hilarious. Okay, so if somebody can chin that clip, dude, that would be fucking dope. Zinning. I want to see Barbara Walters with zinn in her mouth. Okay, so Confidence Search 8648 posted

this one. It's called A Pier of Nuts Hanging Out of Front. So are they looking at that Howie Mandel clip again? Maybe. I feel like Chin is no longer happy. Every time we see him now, look at him. Yeah, he's kind of like all business. Yeah, but we got to see

his nuts, Zach Chin. How blatant was it? Oh, it but we got these nuts, Zach, Jen. Hold on. How blatant was it? Oh, it's a pair of nuts hanging out the front. We're nuts. Nuts. We're nuts.

Nuts. We're nuts. Nuts. It's a pair of nuts hanging out the front. I would listen to that, dude, if it's just two people saying nuts all over.

They have like games and the podcast like how let's try in this episode to see how much we can say nuts yeah it was because of the olympics thing i think yeah that guy with that big old thing hanging out dude yeah yeah he was definitely on that black buffalo you know i'm saying yo yeah rain energy if you have too much of that stuff you can do crazy shit yeah he had two helix mattresses one for his body and one for his dick oh shit yeah promo code fucking France Douglas II this one's posted by haphazard the torture of Chris continues I've already seen this let's see it's so crazy how shit changes it's so crazy how

shit changes watch what happened if Kamala Harris wins dude watch what happened it's so crazy how shit changes though Watch what happens if Kamala Harris wins. Dude. Watch what happens. It's so crazy how shit changes, though, because, like, look, Jonathan Majors gets convicted, right? He's guilty of domestic abuse. Loses his role in Marvel.

So they change the whole plan. They make a new villain. Wait. You left out. Wait. I'm finished. They make a... You know what?

What? Thanks, man. I'm finished. You know what? What? Thanks, man. Let's see. Thanks. I was just going to say with Jonathan Majors, he kind of upgraded because domestic violence, then he starts dating Megan Good. So he kind of won. Wait, wait.

You interrupted his flow for that shit? That was terrible. Megan Good. Just absolutely terrible. He got Megan Good out of it all. But this is a terrible way to dismantle. All right, keep going. I knew where you were going.

So they changed the whole. Okay, but all right. Brendan Schaub is a comedy genius. He can't just sit there and let D'Elia and Montez ruin the show. If he has a great line, bringing up that he's dating Megan Good, he has to butt in. It's just like, the

huge talent on the show is Brendan Shaw. Maybe D'Elia would say something good, but who knows? That's really, that's risking too much. Doug, I'd way rather be a nerd than know who Jonathan Majors is dating dog yeah right i said dog twice in that sentence because i meant it savage savage dude i definitely knew he was dating him fuck i hate job so much all the time dude yeah no that was like a hilarious thing that

we just watched it's so funny to see him interrupt the leah and i do like the torture of chris that's like a running bit now yeah it's pretty good it's just funny to me how he's not aware that this is a terrible like when chris goes what if he would have been like more coy about it and be like i was just gonna say like maybe it could be funnier somehow yeah but him being so like uh i don't know what is that word narcissist or something just not being in the fucking room dude yeah he doesn't acknowledge it at all he could have like acknowledged oh wait i did that and even if like he did he doesn't ever not do this it's gonna there's gonna be a clip next week of like the torture of chris continues

part two or whatever i understood what you said but I don't think you said it right. But I think you did. Yeah. You know what I mean? But we're also watching Papa, you know, who knows? I understood though. Yeah. I'm over here like, yeah.

Yeah. You, you felt, you felt it. Yeah. We probably do like a slow-mo of what you just said. He doesn't ever not do this. All right. Let's see this next chin clip. This is going to be posted by Haphazard.

Another Hap clip, daddy. Yeah, I know comic books, man. I grew up on that. Is it the same thing? Let's see. Then we went to Comic-Con, and the coolest thing in one of the current events we have here is Marvel. Look at that face.

His face. Yeah. Right? It looks almost, look at that face. His face. Doug. Right? It looks almost like a comic book face. Like he's like an expert on the subject. You know? Like if you work... Yeah. Exactly. If you came into a comic book

thing to sell comic books, he's like... And then he fucking... Well, actually, I know what this... Here's what I can offer you. Actually. This is like issue 39 where Batman actually fights John Jones. It's not even a superhero. This is issue number 85 where Brendan Schaub fights a mountain lion. We got a mountain lion problem, y'all.

Yeah. Let's see. The new Doctor Doom is going to be Robertbert downey jr you see people go crazy they i was in the room they went nuts tough one because he was iron man yeah so but that's like brendan's trying to care but he's like where do i fit in this like kind of like a he's kind of like burke kreischer here where he's like like, nope, they're talking. They're talking. Brandon's coming out soon, dude. Oh, yeah.

He's no longer pursing his lips. He's going to blow up right now. Let's see how redacted he is. That's the whole multiverse thing, right? Well, Robert Downey Jr. was also a black guy in Tropic Thunder. Great film. What the fuck, dude? He just brings so much to the table.

Iron Man. So the thing is that he's so Iron Man, so for him to be Doctor Doom, but he's so good that he'll pull it off. Yeah. Really exciting. How do we feel about people going crazy over that announcement? Come on. I don't know Doctor Doom. I'm familiar with Doctor Doom Doom I know Dr. Doom

Who was he? He's a villain? Superman Bad bad guy I mean Lex Luthor but not Dr. Doom Dr. Doom was a problem You're familiar? Yeah I know comic books man I grew up on that shit

Oh fuck You know how like cards have those attributes remember that? Oh, fuck. You know how like cards have those like attributes. Remember that? They like super strength. And then on Dr. Doom's things, it just says prom. It's 50 strength. Dexterity 70 prom.

Weakness is Superman. Weakness is being gay. Attributes, eight inches. He's a big old... Dick goes down. Dr. Doom, Dick goes down. Damn it. Oh, shit. I'm knocking that over. Oh, it's all good.

Nanette survives, dude. Yeah. Okay, this is Chris's... Chris is back and still pissed with Bapa. Posted by MinimumSky2305. Let's see. I'm wondering... Yeah, I'm not going to go to service because in Melbourne especially, they say they have the best coffee in the world. Chris is back and still pissed with Bapa. Posted by MinimumSky2305. Let's see. I'm wondering. Yeah, I'm not going to go to Star Wars because in Melbourne especially,

they say they have the best coffee in the world. I'm with you, but I'm just saying. Yeah, I don't know. But I will say, you know, they don't have Burger King. They do have it, but it's called Hungry Jack's because they already had Burger King. I hate it. You hate that it's called Hungry Jack's? Yeah, I don't like it. Well, they already had the trademark there in Australia, so they can't call had Burger King. I hate it. You hate that it's called Hunger King? Well, they already had the trademark there in Australia,

so they can't call it Burger King. Oh, because there was another Burger King there? Yeah, so now it's Hungry Jackets. Same logo, though? Same thing. Everything's the same. I would go. And then you go to New Zealand, and then they have Burger King. They just don't have it in Australia.

It's funny. Burger King. You know what this is all from? This is all from we can thank the Star Wars universe for all this kind of stuff. You're right. You build a universe, let's not ever leave it. I like that kind of stuff.

Well, that's what they should do. They should make fucking shows that are great and then when it's popping off make the fucking... What happened before it? How did we get here? Call Sal?

I always have been saying that. It's Saul. But I've always been saying that. Better Cal Sal? Oh. Yeah, I know that shit. Oh, we got the grammar? Fucking police officer.

No, no, it's not the grammar. It's the way... Listen, dude. You come back from Australia and you think you're better than us? We have to say it the way he wants. Oh, I know. You're in fucking Capri.

It's yo honor. Better call Sal. You're right. I have been doing a lot of grammar checking. You're right. I should stop that. I should stop that. You're right.

So back to Stu Pearson. Who do you think it is? No, no. Shut the fuck up. He said too much. But here's the thing. Here's what I'm generally pissed at, okay? I remember the Sal from last week, but i don't think we watched the beginning of that

before yeah yeah it was it was very funny bit of cow sal great shout out to dalia dude you fucking disgusting ass motherfucker uh this one's called bapa is talking about flipping the truck if we don't hurry up and buy march uh post by cle. Post by ClemFandango9. Let's see. One of the good guys. Drive fast, all gas. Four weeks left to win this freaking truck. I'm sick of talking about this freaking truck.

Four weeks left to win this truck. You have a freaking Raptor R killer. Over 700 horsepower. We beat the Raptor R in every single way. We have special merch dropping this Friday. Limited edition. Collab with King Shocks and Drive Fast All Gas. Camo hats, shirts. That drops this freaking

Friday. DriveFastAllGas.com and I think when we drop the merch, it's only three days. So Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Sunday at midnight, it all goes away. You can never buy this hat or shirt again. And you get 30 times entries as well. And we're only doing that this Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Sunday at midnight, it all goes away. You can never buy this hat or shirt again. And you get 30 times entries as well. And we're only doing that this Friday, Saturday, Sunday. So if you haven't jumped in and got a shot to win this ridiculous truck,

also, we need to hurry up and give this thing away before I flip it. So go to drivefastallgas.com. Limited edition camo tees, camo hats. The hat I'm rocking right now. I don't have the shirt yet. It's coming. But yeah. With King Shox and Drive Fast All Gas. Limited edition. Only available for three days and you get 30 time

entry fees. Alright? So you go to drivefastallgas.com The new merch will drop this Friday. Alright kids? That's it. Love ya. Cool story bro. I already got the hat. Yeah. I like that he said freaking Friday. That sounds like a movie. Like Freaky Friday.

Yeah. Who does he change places with? Who would you watch a freaking Friday movie with? It would be crazy if he changed places with Brian Campbell. Oh, my God. See, that movie guy, that's pretty good. Yeah. I mean, I thought, thought like what's the most interesting storyline ariel hawani that would be more of like a drama than a comedy bc is gonna be a comedy dog yeah he wakes up and he's bc what

would he do and then what would bc do a shop like even more interesting he would be bc and be like oh shit i gotta work with luge like this is cool yeah and then he'll be on the show but every time bc talks luke will get more and more upset because he's like dude stop with the skits and bits dude yeah he'd be interrupting luke all the time yeah and luke would be like are you okay yeah because there's something he kept like you know saying dumb stuff i'm gonna let you finish like you know and then bc is gonna be shop dude he's gonna he's he's gonna have the best time of his life yeah i wonder I wonder what BC would do as Shaw. And would he be doing content specifically for Chang's? Yeah.

He'd be like, yeah, he'd be having someone inside the house. Yep. He's like, oh, I got a headache. He just realizes what it's like to be Shaw all the time. Oh, my God, my head hurts. Or he's like, I'm the smartest man. What's it like to be the smartest man in America's brain? All right, so this next one's posted by ConfidenceSearch8648.

It's called, Never Knew That Your Boy Did Boxing for 15 Years. So this looks like an old, old clip. Let's see. I am joined today by Bren Chobb. You know him from the Big Brown Breakdown, from The Fighter and the Kid. Everything, comedy, sports, punch people in the face. You know him from the big brown breakdown, from the fighter and the kid, everything. Comedy, sports, punching people in the face. Getting punched in the face a little bit, it happens, right?

It's happened many a times. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to like honey dick people, like oh, give me views, give me that. No, no, I know what I'm talking about. Okay, that's what I did. No, no, no, I boxed for 15 years, fought professionally for 10 years in mixed martial arts.

I know boxing, I know mixed martial arts. Yeah. And I know when I got in there with professional boxers, it took them about a round to feel me out. And I'm a traditional the way I do stand-up is traditional. You know? It's boxing. I don't have this weird awkward style.

Conor does. Conor has this weird... He does that with stand-up. My little stand-up striking game. Do you hear him say honey dick? Yeah, I use this term a lot, so be careful what you say. Okay, what is honey dick? Honey dick. Fuck.

Wait, wait, wait. Give me a second. Honey dick. Honey dick. It's like there's honey on my dick. No, that's what the punchline is. Oh, there's honey on my dick. Now there's just honey on my dick.

Honey dicking is like, oh, you want some honey? And then you put it on your dick, and then you're like, go ahead and get some honey. It's like, oh, I'm honey dicking you into, like, sucking my dick. That's funny, because I didn't think he... He's not the kind of guy to sugarcoat, you know, right? Yeah. Put sugar all over your dick until it's delicious. You'll put honey all over that bitch.

You choose honey over sugar. Spit on that thing. I'm pretty sure that's what honey ducking is. Oh, okay. Where you're baiting and switching, basically. It's like, yeah, I want honey, dude, not on your penis. And I did not graduate college. So if you guys make fun of me, you know what?

I'm laughing too, dude. 36 ACT score. Yep. All around, dude. 69 on my ACT. Daddy, let's go. I scored a 420 on this you got the score of two tests yeah

but yeah I'm pretty sure that's what honeydicken is and the more I say it the less I feel like it actually is so let's just move on this is posted by exp cap 2186 called Joe Rogan sparring footage let's see which oh he's the short one 2186 called Joe Rogan sparring footage. Let's see.

Oh, he's the short one. He's got a nice kick on him. Yeah, I mean, like, I'm watching this and I'm thinking, like, this isn't just fighting someone who's good. You know how fast I get destroyed at this? Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to make fun of him at all for this because I do not fight. Yeah. The younger,

stronger looking guy does seem like he's winning, but Joe Rogan's an old man, an old short man. Yeah. Like if this was a dish at Chang's, what would it be? This is kind of like a, you know, like they, they offer string beans or green beans.

This is like unsalted green beans. I mean, I don't want those. Right? Definitely an appetizer. Yeah. Yeah. Or this is like a Diet Coke. Right?

Like, yeah, you got something, but it's only $3.50. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or it's just one of those things they put out on the table. And they're like, do you want this? And we're like, yeah. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or it's just one of those things they put out on the table and they're like, do you want to do this? And we're like, yeah. Yeah, like at a roadhouse, they got peanuts. You're like, ah, you can eat the peanuts if you want. You can throw

it on the floor too because they're trash. There's just not a lot happening here. It's just literally footage of them sparring. What if the end has something insane like that Rogan's like, all right, time to fuck? That's it interesting this never happened i could kick his ass i was trying to think of like an interesting ending oh yeah he has to like sign a nda that he won that rogan won or something like that he can't say that rogan didn't win. Oh, dude, look at this. We got a cheap Wahoo hat, dude.

What the hell? Love seeing that. This one's posted by Chim Chim Chow. It's back. Also, don't say love seeing that. I know. I know. Because if people could do you for that. I'm not serious. Just he wears it all the time and we don't know why. Yeah.

Thank you. Yeah, you're good. I just want to make sure people know that you uh actually donate every week to uh indigenous tribes so oh yeah this is posted by chimp chimp chow called talks for a living on this week's food truck diaries and he we booked him really short notice so we couldn't get him a food truck so i went and picked up chicken sandwiches and we got him out of the trunk of my car and that's not fair obviously a bit dude yeah he's a because he's doing a bit sure it's always a good bit yeah so come on dude there's so many other fucking clips you can use i mean it's a good clip too let's see oh and did we did we get uh like how like the, it's no longer happening.

So she had knee surgery for to eat a delicious food was did, what, what was the, what was the, any, any, I mean, super ball here. And if you're getting bad on the super ball, you're getting bad on the super ball, the super ball gambling problem. Cool. In a, obviously, you're, you know, I'm a positive person. Am I too positive? No, I don't know. There's a lot of, you know,

it's just a lot of, it wouldn't be good. Saki, Sakai. On this week's Food Truck Diaries. Saki Sakai. I mean, when he does these episodes, does anyone ever tell him that's bad? Because, you know, we'll do a bad episode or something. It's never happened, but it could. I'm sure he'd be like, hey, that episode, here's what we could improve.

But it doesn't seem like they do that at all. Oh, they do that, dude. He just doesn't listen. Yeah. He's thinking about comic books, right? He's like... Trucks. He's probably changing in his mind, like, which shoes is favorite this week.

You know what I mean? Right. There's just not enough space in there. No. No. Like, it's happening. Somebody's like, oh, I think you could do this better, that better, you know? But he's just like, oh, you done?

Right. And then walks out, goes home, hugs the kiddos, put his phone in his cubby. Right. He has to go to the baseball field every day to get his stuff from the cubby. And he doesn't realize that he could just take it with him.

Yeah. He's like, I fucking got to go back to the cubby to get my wallet. And he gets mad at you. He's like, but my charges in the cubby. Yeah. That's why my phone's dead.

Okay. So this one's called chin is so fed up charger's in the cubby. Yeah, that's why my phone's dead. Okay, so this one's called, Chin is so fed up with Googling the wrong thing, he bought Bapa and Rinks an LED pointer thing so they can show him what he should click on the monitor. Posted by Handsome Black Man. Let's see here. Go back down. Go down there.

Why wouldn't you? If you're Aquaman, his genetics are... One down, one more down. Why your you're Aquaman, his genetics are pretty crazy, though. He's got great genetics. Yeah, but when he makes that, he was on Baywatch. Why? When he makes that. That's a great idea, dude.

What the hell? What? The pointer thing. Oh, yeah. That's funny. We should do that, dude. I'm going to get you a pointer. Okay, please do.

Yeah, I'll see what I do. I watch me mess it up like I can. I'm going to get you a pointer. Okay, please do. Yeah, I'll see what I do. Watch me mess it up like I can't figure out how to turn on. Yeah. I break it. You point it. You're not even touching. Or you're not even.

You're just like pointing at your dick, though. You give me a pointer and you come in and I'm like dead. I've killed myself with a pointer somehow. You're like, God damn it. Fuck. I do the whole show by myself. Let's see. If you have testosterone, you're going to get a real special. But unless he just started.

Yep. Well, I don't know if that's a development. They have a LED pointer in the studio now. Yay. You're right. It's funny that they have a pointer. I mean, I always associate pointers with millennials. I'm on fucking Chin's side, dude.

What? I want Chin to succeed out of all these people, dude. Yeah, Chin's a likable guy. He's starting to see the error of his ways. He's got a beautiful voice. He does. He's a very good singer. You're welcome over here anytime. We need a good producer. Our producer sucks.

Come here and produce our pod. Yeah. This one's posted by Chin's Second Balcony. It's called Bapa confirms the chains. Full menu is available again. The ending is kind of, uh, it is NSFW.

Oh, okay. But you'll see. Good to be back. Guess who's back, back again. Tell a friend, um,

we're full swing here at thick boys studios. Brian counts back from his, um, white privilege vacation on the yachts, doing his thing. So he's back. Friend could be back in full flow this week. All scheduled broadcast is back in action. So your boy's shooting a ton of podcasts this week, as usual.

The shop show, we don't stop. Can't stop, won't stop. My kid's got pneumonia. Do you want to see something right now before you keep talking that's going to change your life? That's going to lock into exactly what you're saying? You don't even know what I'm going to finish saying, but yes. I'm going to show you the way. Jamie, go to my Twitter page.

Watch this. Watch this. This is very important, my friend. Please. This is very important. Put it up on the screen. I took it off screen that's that was beautiful describe to the people what it was it was the good video which rogan uh oh don't describe what oh no no what it actually was yeah oh my bad i like in real i was thinking

i was thinking you were saying, explaining what really happened. But they already know that. Wait, what? It was Joe Rogan fucking Jocko, dude. Yeah, I know. But, like, in the real clip, it was like he played Jocko the good. I mean, he played the...

Oh, the good clip from Jocko. The good clip, yeah. I don't know what really happened. Yeah, you don't know that story? Hmm. So that's the guy, that's Everlast. Yeah.

And his daughter had, like, cancer or something like that. And he told them good? Yeah, he was like, this is going to change your life. And then the guy, that's Everlast. Yeah. And his daughter had like cancer or something like that. And he told them good? Yeah, he was like, this is going to change your life. And then this guy, at least I think this is what happened. Everlast was like, I get that, but my daughter has cancer. Jesus Christ, dude. I can't just go good.

That's terrible. I know. I did not know that. Sorry, I should have just described, you know, a classic me missing something. All right. So this one's posted by haphazard. It's called bull, bull, bull, Superbowl. Maybe we'll see.

I don't think he's, he's done some, but he hasn't rode Dana's bull. And the money in bull riding is why Dana smart because Dana owns the bull. The money's not riding the bull. The money's not riding the bull. The money's in owning the bull, and then you basically rent that bull out, and they pay you. So you get a cut of everybody who's riding that bull. Kind of like NASCAR. It's funny.

He doesn't even say it wrong, really, but it still sounds funny because he says bull so many times. He makes everything funny, whether he says it right or wrong, we're going to laugh at him. What a strange existence. Do you think when they were making the English language, that's why they invented the word it? Because somebody said bull so many times. Be like, okay, after you say it once, say it after that.

You know? You mean there's a prehistoric Shah? Or I'm not prehistoric. Like, you know what I mean? Like a very old, like the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, like, ancestor of Shab. Well, we're going to look back at Shab as, like, Socrates. You know what I mean?

People are going to be like, he was way ahead of his time. That's why we never understood him at the time. But now, later in life, we're all like the philosopher of the generations of many past. What was it like to be around Shab? That is a really interesting idea. What what shop will be like in the future you know people think about what people think of presidents yeah i'm not sure that there has ever been someone like this ever and he's stupid but he's like is he the dumbest person that's ever lived? I don't know.

But maybe is he or is he the dumbest famous person in history? Yeah, because you can't really get fame off of being dumb. But he kind of has done that. Like who in history was a clown that everyone laughed at for being stupid who had all these shows that was unaware that people were laughing at them. I'm sure because history repeats itself I'm sure there's been a Brendan Shaw before

but to me I always go back to how interesting he is like as this singular character. This has not been done that I know of. Interesting. this singular character yeah this has not been done that i know of interesting right you know i'm flowing with you i'm trying to think of how i could add to it but that's true i just think it's really cool and also like people shit on him all the time as like this

terrible guy but also i mean who else is this who else has done this yeah who else has an entire subreddit that hates them is he the first subreddit that was completely about hate for a guy? But, like, you'd think that, like, a subreddit that's hate, it's, like, someone who's obviously bad, right? Like, evil. Whereas he's mainly an idiot that does stupid things. Yeah. I don't know.

I can't. And is supported with evil people around him. Yeah, exactly. Like we've said before, a moron surrounded by villains. Yeah. I just, I don't know. I can't. And it's supported with evil people around. Yeah, exactly. Well, we've said before, I'm more on surrounded by villains. Yeah.

I mean, you know, yeah. Rest in a rest. Like, dude, get some sleep shop and wake up and be smarter than you are. Anyway.

So this is posted by a successful egg, eight, three, four, five. And it's called even the joke world. Kid laughs at shop. Papa will light you up.

Be let's see his famous comedian matchup that you'd like to see happen in the league. Famous comedian matchup. Yeah. Out of anyone. Really, man. I want to see Brendan shop. I want to see it turns into like an episode of Beavis and butthead dude yeah they both say his name and

they both can't help but laugh god damn dude moses yeah yeah cool how many chicks you fuck bros zero zero oh shout out to moses yes shout out to moses what's a great guy never met him brian moses brian brian moses yeah okay i was gonna say moses malone the way you made us when you shout out to Moses great guy never met him Brian Brian Moses I was going to say Moses Malone the way you made a face I was like fuck wait a minute his name is Brian god damn it this show makes me doubt everything

everything alright so this one is called good lord Brian is gone cray cray this is the most insane podcast I have heard in a long time the intellectual Brian doesn't push back on any contradictions or BS arguments. So it's called Off Limits with Brian Callen. Little promo

for a show right there. Quick little plug. Tune in. Yeah. I know I will on the way home today. That's right. This one's called People Are So Stupid posted by Haphazard. Let's see. You just never know. You never know. People are so stupid. No, we've always liked's see you just never know you never know people are so stupid no we've always liked her yeah you remember when she was trying to predicate to the urban

crowd and then predicate to the urban crowd he was so stupid deuces macchiano what's the word he's trying to use um relate to the urban crowd maybe the hot sauce in the bag thing oh i think he's talking about kamala okay remember when he was she was trying to relate to the urban crowd predicate or maybe it was hillary it could be hillary or kamala because they're saying that about both of them yeah predicate um maybe she was trying... I think you might be right. Relate. Relate, yeah. Or like, oh. Or no, no. You know what? It's like...

He's thinking of whatever that word is where you like... I don't know. I feel like shop because I can't think of the words to even describe the word I'm thinking about. But like, do something to... But essentially relate. I bet you there's another word right in the comments. Use the word relate next time.

Jab. Oh, fuck me. Uh, let's see here. So this one's called new black Buffalo ad. Just drop posted by confidence. Search 86,

48. Let's see here. This studio represents. If you build it, they will come. It's a modern day gym and playing field where honestly, a lot of my dreams have come true. It's where I constantly work on my craft to get better. Beanie guy.

I have a lot of exciting plans for the future. We're going to continue to grow, keep building and striving to improve. That's the only way I know. That's the Black Buffalo way. I think I thought of it. Leave this, Jim. Don't edit this out. Not!

Placate. Placate. I think he was trying to say placate, even though that wouldn't work. I'm going to put a million dollars down on him. Not even knowing that word exists. You might be right, Didi.

What are the, what's the over under on him knowing placate? Yeah. I mean, that's a good point. Like if I bet a million dollars, I only win $1 back because everyone knows he does not know that. Right.

That's on draft Kings. Yeah. Promo codes. S H a U B. S H a B. that right that's on draft kings yeah promo codes sha who you be shab not a chance he knows that yeah yeah you make right um placate i don't even i don't even know what that fucking word means dude placate i feel like you're making somebody feel like out of it well it's not the right word to use in that situation, but it's almost like you're placating somebody. And before you gadouche my good friend, Brendan, keep in mind, we're trying to make Brendan's job make sense.

You know, it's like, because every story has... Oh, God, he's going deeper. Two stories to it, right? Yeah. I know there's like the part that's true, and then there's like something in the middle. Yeah. Couldn't have said it better myself, Chin. All right. So this one's posted by Big Remove 7530.

If you're having a bad day, at least you don't have the deep state working around the clock to bring you down like Brian Callen does. They've done a very good job of controlling you by threatening your livelihood. You got kids, man, and somebody says something about you and you can't work anymore as an actor? It's really serious because you are done.

It just made me feel sad. He does it to himself. There's no deep state bringing him down. I like this guy's face, though, dude. This guy's face is great. He's like, fuck, I fucked up having him. He's like, okay, so this is funny, but I can't laugh in front of him.

You know? Right. All right. Let's go to this last chin for the clip day. I feel like that guy was probably being like, oh man, in Australia, they call Burger King Amber Jacks or whatever the fuck. Unger Jacks. Ungerjacks. Ungerjacks.

This one's called New Banger Just Dropped from Thick Boy Records, posted by Confidence Search 8648. Nice. You said you have some stuff written. Yeah. And I think we want to hear that, because that's where the bars come into play. You wrote this on the flight? Yeah, I wrote this straight on the flight.

It took me like three hours, but. Okay. Got it done. Let's get it. Coming out the globe. Next person about to be hours, but got it done. Let's get it. Coming out the globe. Next person about to beat Josh Posse. Yo, I don't really know who that guy

was before I beat him. And then I fucked him up. Got my shit stuck up at the top. All you other opponents, all you're about to drop. Stop. This the type of shit that we be on Chin gave us some words to freestyle on

They said kimchi I don't really know what that's about Oh well, I'm gone Savage Might have been the worst rap I've ever seen Bars Bars or not My dick went flaccid during that

Bag Bag dropped C-clamps You're supposed to pick up the bag. You're not supposed to fucking fumble it. You know what I'm saying? That's what you think, but that's freaking.

You get the bag and fumble it. I pick it up and I flip it and tumble it. The Amigos, very good. But I mean, Lil Browse and whoever that guy, I'm assuming a UFC fighter. That was shitty, dude. We're turning into shops.

I'm going to measure the chair real quick. Adam Sandler. I mean, I don't know what to tell you. You have your opinion on music. I have mine. That was god-awful. Best thing I've ever heard. I beat him up, and then I ripped his skin off his fucking body

because I'm such a bad fighter. I can't even do it because I'm not that talented. Well, too bad I'm the CEO of PFCs. That's right. Well, I think that's all the clips for this week, dude. See you next week.