10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub is taking TIME OFF! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #57

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

Fifty Seventh episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

Red and green, they're so mean Handed down boats out for school Turning back, she just laughs P.F. Trance is not that bad Any friends Don't make sense In the podcast studio Truckin' on

She laughs so long To any spits Makin' fun of the show. But oh, how it feels so nice lying here with Calamity on you. And you can't hear me when I say, Paulie, don't leave Hold me closer, little Esther Is it true that you go both ways Walk me up next to my truck

You had a busy trashy day Hold me closer, little Esther Is it true that you go both ways? Walk me right up next to my truck. You had a busy trash Tuesday. One take. Stop for my favorite time of the week. When you get the ear, bop, but try to speak.

Release surprises today. You better actually watch 10 Minutes of Shop. Alright, welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon. We have new content up there.

We do have shows this week. July 1st, I'm at 4th Wall in Hollywood. July 5th, I'm at some tap room in El Segundo. You can check out socials for that. And then July 26th, I'm at The Setup in Culver City at Citizen Market, Girardeau, where you at? July 19th, I'm in San Jose at the Improv opening for Jesus Sepulveda. Shout out to him.

Yeah, but that's not the reason you're here. What you're here for is to watch 10 minutes of shop. So play the chin clip. Start the timer now. Yeah. My face ID did not recognize you. All right. Let's see the first clip here. We've got a Toronto rapture clip. It's called, this is beyond nauseating B let's see what this is. It's going to hurt your feet. My wife put it in perspective for me. I was complaining about, you know, not having a big black dick. I was just complaining about. Yeah.

We're off to a good start, right? The classics. Back to the classics, B. Racism and homophobia right off the bat. Yeah. Is it homophobic to be scared of having a big dick? What's that? Is it homophobic to be scared of having a big dick what's that is it homophobic to be scared

of having a big dick i mean it's homophobic because shab is saying like oh yeah like a black dick because you're gay yeah i got you so good dude you love black dick i wasn't complaining but i was a little bit bummed out about uh not selling theaters or you know some some of my friends are selling a lot that was a little bit look at those shoes dude those are pretty wild yeah those are not unlike icy wyatt's jacket those are joker shoes bro yeah let's see so he's bummed out about not selling theaters or you know some some of my friends are selling lots of tickets and i was like you know but but i'd sold out that night and you can go down that route i mean she goes she said to me she goes hey brian somebody took a picture with you tonight and when they walked

away they watched that they pumped their fist yeah i don't think so i don't think we've seen this before because i i would recognize those shoes I would not, that would not slip by. But this is just, it's a master class. It shows that these two gentlemen have a black belt in podcasting. Cause what you need to do, what do you need to do when you have a podcast? Call your co-host gay. Yep.

Say they love black men. Yeah. Then get right into like ticket sales, how well you're doing. Talk about, you know, like, is there enough people to show when,

when the show, like how good it is to like what you need to do to get people to go on there. That is what you need to be something that people want to watch. I mean, why are you even saying that? Everyone knows that everybody, yeah,

it's so dumb. It's like, what are we doing? What are, what are I doing here? What are I doing here? What are I saying that? Everyone knows that. Everybody, yeah, it's so dumb. It's like, what are we doing? What are I doing here, Papa? What are I doing here? What are I doing here? Going full shot.

Guy, yeah. Yeah, but it's like, be a little, she goes, be thankful for that. And that's a big deal. And I never do that. And I never do it. That's almost impossible to do. I have a huge problem with it.

That's almost impossible to do. It's like if you're a Navy SEAL and you're in the middle of war, and you're like, dude, we're some badasses. You're like, what? No, this is what we do. I have a huge problem with it. That's almost impossible to do. It's like if you're a Navy SEAL and you're in the middle of war and you're like, dude, we're some badasses. You're like, what? No, this is what we do, dude. I got my gun. I got my big dick. That's what Navy SEALs are doing.

I can't get by those shoes, though. Those are wild shoes. He's too old for that. I mean, obviously. You don't even need to say that, but... I bet you they're comfortable. I don't even think to say that, but imagine your dad wears them. I don't even think they're comfortable. Really? Can you imagine if your dad wore that? Your dad just shows them. Who sold you these? Yeah. Go back

to the store. I mean, I can't talk. There's plenty of clips of me with bright yellow shoes, but they only had one color, yellow. That's it. Those look like comic book shoes, like something like Magneto. Well, not Magneto, but like a superhero would wear in their suit. when it comes to shoes for you eight inches no i'm just kidding uh what kind of shoes do you like just solid black

solid white no i mean i'll mix up the colors i guess but i i don't normally do like wild colors like that yeah just standard vans yellow black pink that's like all this shoot green yeah a little highlights of green it It's a lot. Yeah. It's a lot for a shoe. If your shoe starts looking like an energy drink. I mean, yeah. Look at the energy drink. Exactly. Yeah. That's where the red flags come in. Yeah. He gets the energy. You got this in a

size 16 because I got a big black dick. The bullets flying who gives a fuck? That's what we're used to this. So it's an extreme example with the Navy SEALs, but it's we're used to this so it's it's a extreme example with the navy seals but it's just i need to be more grateful yeah the pink shoelaces yeah there's pink in there it's a lot yeah wow i'm trying to think what that looks like i i don't know like gum or you're right they are kind of like joker shoes yeah you said joker at an NBA contract. Yeah, you're right.

And I need to be more thankful for where I'm at. I mean, and I try to practice. You should be in theaters, though. You talk in the economy. You're a monster. You're the one that taught me stand-up, and I'm super grateful for that. Out of everyone, you know, no one gives you the credit you deserve. We've been over this. You're the reason I can afford private school for my kids for doing stand up

That's all Brian Callen You're the one that pushed me You should be a theater act And I have anger Towards people for it That you're not I'll figure it out I'm not there yet

You should be there And it bothers me you're not I appreciate it Let's talk about black dicks there yet. You should be there. And it bothers me you're not. He's about to start crying over there. I appreciate it. Let's talk about black dicks when we start crying. He thinks Callan deserves a bigger crowd than he's

getting. Yeah. Well, why don't you use some of your marketing genius to help out your boy? Yeah. Right? You sell tickets. I mean, you do cancel tours without saying why, but yeah, Shaw, that was a weird clip there. I mean, you do cancel tours without saying why. But yeah, Shaw, that was a weird clip there. I mean, I guess it's nice that they're friends. They clearly have a good friendship going.

Yeah. But yeah, I mean, Callan, he's just not that funny. Yeah. If I'm being honest. He's not that good at stand-up. But you can still sell out huge theaters like that, though. You don't really need to be that funny. I think Callan is funny.

I think Brandon Chobb is a black hole. I think Chobb is funnier than Callan. Oh my God. I just, it doesn't make me Callan's whole bit is that voice. Yeah. I'm a man. Yes.

Yeah. Oh, but like he just does that over and over again. You're right. Every clip is him doing that. Oh, really? Afghanistan. Afghanistan.

Well, that's not even a bit. That's just him knowing how to say that country, right? I guess. Afghanistan, Puerto Rico. For some reason, the way he does it, it makes it seem like he wants you to know that he knows that. Yeah. Which is obnoxious. Well, my favorite thing is obnoxious comedy, dude.

Speaking of obnoxious comedy, this one made me laugh pretty hard. It's posted by All I Do Is Lie To You. It's called the infamous happy hip blow ad read from the deleted ep. I guess they deleted this live stream. So have you seen this yet? I don't know. I mean, it looks familiar because we watched some of them on the last one. I remember Pauly's stance.

He's just got his leg up on the thing. He doesn't give a fuck. Well, we definitely haven't seen this one on the remember Pauly's stance. He's just got his leg up on the thing. He doesn't give a fuck. Well, we definitely haven't seen this one on the show. He just goes B. Hey, Chin, make sure he doesn't cut to me when I'm yawning, please. All right, well, let's try our best. It was live, by the way. I know, but he's doing a switcher.

Just don't cut to me. It's already been a minute. That's Casey. If you need that nice, warm, balanced, good mood feelings, Paul, you need a happy hippo. I like the line of coke. What'd I miss? You missed it.

The point of the fucking clip. There you go. Paul, you need a happy hippo. I like the line of coke, dude. No, no, we don't do that. What's going on? You bunch of pussy. In the middle of his Kratom ad read, he brings up cocaine.

I mean, yeah, that is crazy. But to me, the funniest part was that Pauly's like, I'm going to yawn. Don't do that. And then Shob sees the opportunity to stick in that happy hippo Kratom. Because it doesn't let you sleep? Is that how they sell it? It's like Adderall or something? I don't even know.

I don't know. Every time we get to Kratom, it gets very controversial. It's definitely not good though. Kratom. Yeah. It's like heroin that keeps you awake. No,

thanks. Q 17 comments. Hey man, it's like, no, it's not heroin, man. There is a weird Venn diagram of people that are advocates of Kratom and

also hate Brendan Chobb. A lot of, listen, if it helps you, that's great. And we're just doing a bit. But I am never going to take something called Happy Hippo. That's a drug.

Just obviously is not. Doesn't sound good for me, but if it helps you, great. Kratom, dude. Happy Hippo Kratom is the only product that I use personally. He's a podcast. You gotta cut that part out. No, you're good, man.

We're live, right? So it's all good, dude. It's the best. Gives that nice bounce. Good mood feeling. It's also Saturday night. People usually do coke on Saturday. You're right, dude.

But I suggest Happy Hippo. Yeah. I don't know if it's as good, but it's a different thing. I don't know if it's as good, but it's a different thing. Paul's like, shut up and get back to cocaine. We're talking about cocaine, idiot. Already, dude. I would never do a coke, dude.

I use the Heidi Trensch shots, the butterscotch or sour apple. They have gummy powders. They got the shots for you. If you're interested, trust HappyHippo. HappyHippo.com. Promo code STICK23 for 23 and off for life. That's HappyHippo.com. STICK23. With plum hours for life. That's HappyHippo.com. STICK23.

With plum sauce. Main event's coming up. And some plum sauce. Oh, I like plum sauce. Yeah. With Wong Tong. What's going on? But also for those studios, too.

It's a tough situation for the studios, too. It seems like you've never seen a fight in your entire life. I'm going to take a joke for the blow. Here you go. Here we go. Hey, man. I got some coke right here, man. I got some choky, kooky, kooky, bro.

I went to a line right here. That's a funny line. Like at EDC. I thought Pauly was sober. This might just be a bit he's doing. Yeah, it's a bit. I just realized that is the schmo from those weird interviews. Did you recognize the schmo? those weird interviews. I didn't.

Did you recognize? Oh, yeah. He's just not in costume. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting B. But yeah, I shot at the Pauly Shore, dude. Yeah. Unintentionally homeless somehow.

Yeah. This next one's posted by Toronto Rapture. Sorry, I keep cutting you off. I'm shopping, you know. No, you're not. Posted by Toronto Rapture. Sorry, I keep cutting you off. I'm shopping you now. No, you're not. Posted by Toronto Rapture. It's called Bapa Turned Down Commentating for 1FC in Singapore because he's disgustingly paranoid, uneducated.

Oh, he's A. I didn't see the A. Fuck. All good. I know that we've seen a lot of Toronto Rapture clips, but just shout out to the Canadian homeless. Oh, yeah. They're pretty good. There's a lot of Toronto Rapture clips but just shout out to the Canadian homeless oh yeah they're pretty good there's a lot of them you know they're chopping up clips every every seven days

a week they're working the walk hard yeah it's almost like they're Australia Singapore I remember if you like spit or something they cane you something crazy like that I know that's what one championship you got hung dude one championship was asking me to come to Singapore I'm like oh it's a you know I know you're fleeing but it's like wait i can't pee outside the best

food in the world you're i can't pee outside bro that's his first thought at singapore not i mean singapore seems like a crazy like destination to go to right yeah in my mind i'm like wow that's really far and way different. Yeah. But in his mind, he's like, I can't pee outside. I can't pee in the sink. What do they do to you in Singapore if you pee in someone's sink? I love it. I know, but if I fart on the bus, am I going to jail? Probably. I thought that was funny.

I'm going to jail for those shoes. Singapore. I thought that part was funny. If he farts on the bus. If I fart on the bus, do I go to jail? Next. Strict rules. You don't mind you chewing gum or wearing your hair long. Lee Kuan Yew. He was a benevolent dictator.

Is he still there? Nope. He died. I think his son's running the show. Is he the same? Can I? He's just so smart. Yeah.

Too bad it doesn't translate into laughs. Lee Kuan Yew goes down as one of the great figures of certainly political history in some ways. But he can't have long hair, big dick? I'm screwed. He was like, no, I'm screwed. Oh my God. What did anyone say about Singapore

and not having big dicks? Well, we're going to find out shortly. Oh, okay. We get into it. He's no big dick. Dude, no big dick, man. And if there was a homeless guy in Singapore, they were Confucian. It was it was confucius like the harmony clean orderly i mean it was incredible can you look if you have a big dick in singapore i think i think because

if i'm going to jail for that lock me up you might be my right big dick you might be up but but uh yeah let's just do it for fun average size oh size. Oh, no. Is it true that Singaporeans have short penises? What in the fuck are we doing here? No, I don't know. Not totally true. Written by a Singaporean dude. Perfect limit for anything. The human penis is about five inches on average.

Well, I'm crushing everybody. Dude, I'm Godzilla in Singapore, daddy. All right, what do you got, Jim? He's like, all right, we got the dig joke in. Let's move on. So many dig jokes in this episode. You guys, they might have big digs, but they need dig juice for it to work. That is a good point.

I didn't even put those two together. Right. Juice, not even the pills. Yeah. I think it's strange that they're taking juice. That's my take on this. Pills juice you need juice that's a little i don't know that's dicey dicey yeah dude i'm not gonna uh pharmaceutical juice my dick hard if you have to drink something to get hard it's time to just figure stuff out go to the therapist figure it out you got to take a big swig of something figure it out

yeah if you're how to fucking go if you have to drink dick juice drop one of the podcast dude like get rid of one of the podcast yeah yeah too many podcasts yeah right and then maybe all right so this next one's posted by all i do is lie to you it's called the gringo poppy hour my girl can cook but it's only like i mean authentic mexican shit i don't know what it is and my girl's never been cam and she's like oh we'll like we'll cook spaghetti penne pasta how many mexican dishes can you cook that's what i learned i was like where's the burritos where's tacos that's not mexican reno like chili he cooks all the time oh that's just stuff i don't eat that's why i'm losing but. But is it always Mexican food?

Only Mexican food. Spaghetti, penne, pasta. I get it. That's fine. That's actually the lining of a cow's stomach that they eat. I go, Daddy's on the road too much

for you to still eat cow's stomach. Oh, really, dude? One of the reasons I'm not torn so much in the summer Is I told my son I'm going to dedicate myself to him for baseball Smells in the house I'm like a refugee in my own house man I feel like a refugee in my own god damn house

Your girl doesn't cook? No And we talked about this yesterday She cooks strawberries She cooks strawberries What does that mean? That doesn't make sense Fat people are like fuck that She cooks strawberry. What does that mean? That makes no sense. That doesn't make sense.

Fat people are like, fuck that. I can't imagine Shab eating fruit. She cooks strawberries. Shab's just so dumb that I can't imagine him eating any fruit or vegetables, really. Yeah. I mean, I think we've seen him eat a banana or talk about it. Wasn't he like, there was one clip where he just randomly was like, seen him eat a banana or talk about it. Wasn't he like, there was one clip where he just randomly was like, can I get a banana or something? I just don't believe that he eats fruit. That's my conspiracy. Look it up. Find the clip.

All right. So this next one's posted by all I do is lie to you. It says a barn door says he's going into business with Aaron Rogers and a little tag right there. I don't know if you saw that XJ. Oh, let's see here. Yeah. Why don't we, uh, why don't we invite him on comedian, former MMA fighter does not want to talk to him. He's like, let's, uh, avoid, I mean, we can't, let's just, uh, have him on. It looks like not only does he not want to talk with him, but it looks like someone forced him to wear that hoodie. Do I have to? They're like, yes, you do. You have to sell the merch. He's like, my podcast is going downhill. I've abandoned my podcast.

Sell the merch. That's a good one. Brandon Schwab. The Aaron Rodgers thing. You were just hanging out with Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, that's my boy. The drug thing. Is that what you were doing uh ayahuasca no i was out there just to go to dinner with him and uh aubrey marcus who started on it i'm really close with aubrey i've

known aubrey for like 12 years so i did want to ask about this yeah so we have a project we're starting the three of us together and then i was out there for that but they're like hey come this conference i didn't know i was into, but it's pretty cool. Okay, awesome. So, wait, he's there with a guy from Onnit and they're going into business with Aaron Rodgers? Yeah. Well, they agree on the vaccine stuff.

Yeah. So, you know, starting a successful business, one of the things you want to do with like-minded people, same cultural values. I mean, big picture, dude, I cannot wait for Aaron Rogers to go on T fat K dude.

Yeah. Yeah. There's going to be some good clips there for sure. And I hope, I hope we see Aaron Rogers become homeless. I don't think so. More, more than likely to be great.

It'll be like shop and Calum. Like, so when you got canceled by the media, right. You know, cause they're, they're all like, and then shops like you got a big dig. Like, so when you got canceled by the media, right? You know, because they're all like, and then Shob's like, you got a big dick. I know this guy has a big dick. It's all the classics.

I mean, honestly, I'm shadow banned. So I understand where you're coming from. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. The media is like making up lies about us based off everything that we said and did. But you know how like people, you could visually see that they're homeless, but they're trying their best to like keep the relationship public and nice. You know what I mean?

Like Howie Mandel, for instance, we know he's homeless. He doesn't really say anything. Yeah. Yeah. He just rips on him. Yeah.

He just rips on him. Yeah. Yeah. I can't wait. He's the only one brave enough to bring up the man, Gina to his face. So that was pretty funny. Yeah.

He does his homework. You know, if you have Howie Mandel on, he's going to, if he came on here, he'd make fun of your pubes and my teeth. We'll be out of business though. If they start 10 minutes of shop with him and Aaron Rogers. Oh, Howie Mandel and Aaron Rogers. No,

Brendan Chauvin, Aaron Rogers, dude. They're going to do 10 minutes of shop like shops going to do 10 minutes. That's the way in our business. That'd be amazing. Brendan Chauvin, Aaron Rodgers, dude. They're going to do 10 minutes of Chauvin. Like Chauvin's going to do 10 minutes of Chauvin? Yeah, dude. That's the way in our business, dude. That'd be amazing. You know. Okay, so this one's posted by Toronto Rapture. It's called This is Tough Listening B.

If Donald Trump goes to prison, what happens to America? What a great start. I feel like getting a glass of wine and like sniffing and like taking a sip getting the time to light a candle for this one this is like oh if donald trump like what could possibly come next what's the over under on mentioning penis dude yeah you have to guess like it is amer gay then or no, I don't know. I have no idea. What are you?

Okay, so let's make a bet right now. I think I'm willing to bet that he doesn't mention penis. If you're willing to bet that he does. I don't I don't. Yeah, I think he's going to mention penis. Yeah. Yeah. All right, here we go.

Now remember over 70 million people vote for him. And do you think people which i don't see i think he definitely played a part in the january 6 uh riots that was nothing if you lock up a former sitting president so let's go through now hold on b yeah you know history you're the best person to ask this you know history so good oh my god so he's so stupid that like all the miss said words you don't even hear them really he's like i'm just i'm sitting present out of that hold on b you're the one to ask about this but i'm gonna say i like how he acts as if brian has the problem of cutting him off you know yeah good point can you go through the list of dictators that imprisoned their constituents,

that imprisoned other people that were running against them? If you want to go through the list of former world leaders, former presidents, it hurts. Those shoes hurt every point, potential point you could make. Yeah. It's just impossible to take him seriously as usual with what he's dressed in.

He's making those new balances look like fucking a Jordan's dude. The new balances look like, yeah, well, it looks like a suit. Someone's wearing a full suit compared to that. I mean, the way Brian's dress is kind of ridiculous too.

He has on like a mafia, um, uh, which I'm gonna callit jumpsuit, but also jeans maybe. Ankle socks. Ankle socks, but I mean it's fine. It's not that weird, but just that is wild. The right side of the screen

is out of control. Scare the shit out of you. If you go through that list. Yeah, I'd say the difference here is that there are a lot of Republicans in power who won't admit it, but they would love to see Donald Trump knocked out of of the race i think i think biden will win if i'm sorry not by the chance to win trump i think desantis can win if he goes if i become president i will pardon trump because then you get the trump supporters that'd be his biggest ally move he

could kind of said that he's already hinted at that he needs to be very clear but he's the problem is desantis is not going to be Trump in the primaries. Not a chance. Oh, no Dick mentions. Well, I don't know. Does it count that the way he said dictator makes it sound like he said Dick? I don't know.

Comment below. Let us know. Deal friend. I don't even know. This is a tough listening. Ron DeSantisantis he comes on the mic he has like a big like a press conference and he's like i want to announce that um you know we're i have a new part of my campaign from now on my campaign is gonna be dear friend and then shop comes out and gives him advice that's what he wants advice from that's like remember how uh donald trump had that video uh grabbing by the from that's like remember how Donald Trump had that video

grabbing by the pussy there's going to be like some clip of Robert DeSantis listening to T-Fat K they're like oh we cannot have this man be president when you're famous they just let you say anything who is

John Africa alright so this next one is posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called how about now Bapa? So it looks like it's a long time ago. When do you, what is it? Circa 2016, 17.

That does look like a long time. This does. I've already seen this clip. Uh, and he definitely, I get a very addies vibe. Well, this is Bapa dressed in like that gift where,

you know, the gift that where he's like swinging the bat. Yeah. It's that sense of not knowing the unknown is so scary. This is screaming Addies, dude. So, but in comedy, I can kind of control it. I know if I work my ass off that I'm going to be able to, I know what's going to hit.

I have a few tricks I know that can hit if I'm in a tough spot. I know I can get the crowd back. And also if I bomb, cool, I'll go over to the comedy store, the improv, and do something else and redeem myself. But isn't the crowd like an unknown, no? Not really. Funny's funny. Black, white, Asian, Mexican, funny's funny.

I can't stand when a comic is telling you this crowd, man. Oh, you think it's the crowd? This is probably something he said to somebody else. Like I see him as the guy being like the crowd. He is adding up. You're right. This is a, this is the side effects of the Adderall for sure. No breath in between thoughts.

I feel bad while I watch it. Cause maybe he did kick the addiction or whatever, but addiction. But this does give off very like I'm high on Addie's got a baddie waiting at my truck. Can't wait. Can't wait. Can't wait to text Marg. Yeah. Can't wait to text

the baddie. Just got a new more fresh shipment of dig juice. Boom. You know what I mean? I got Marg on socials responded to DMS. Hey guys, on socials responded to dms hey guys how are socials and this is what you get this is probably like the peak of him being completely fucking ignorant to everything else around him yeah zero self-awareness in this one it's not the crap it's your material bro they paid money to laugh not only do they pay money to laugh here they're also full of booze yeah you can't make them laugh you're screwed now fuck my life well yeah any thoughts on that i mean just very obvious adderall usage

there is what pops out to me is uh no yeah i have nothing else to say i just want to say boppa i'm proud of you if you're off the addies you know i mean oh yeah get off that get off the addies like we need to stay around boppa he should just have that clip as a favorite on his photos app and just watch it and be like i don't need addies today yeah he should be watching that and be like never again it should remind should haunt him i mean it's funny to watch him like that, but I, for his health, for your health, Papa, don't whatever that, whatever you're taking in that clip, stop it. Yeah. Because happy hippo doesn't affect him like that.

Create him is not good either. Dude, I want to reinforce that idea. All right. This next one's called David Spade, not a numbers guy posted by siphon filter. We're still looking for a shitter throat slitter, dude. Where the fuck is he? We're all ready to go on this. You said that with a tinge of jealousy in your voice.

I am very jealous of her. She has 26 million followers. How many do you have? I'm not like a numbers guy. The certified homeless. Got him. Got him. Got him. Not much we can say about that one.

No, just very well. We're very good delivery from David Spade there. And good catch by siphon filter. I didn't even know that. I didn't know Boppa was on lights out. Cats are everywhere. B.

All right. This next one's posted by all I do is lie to you. We got to acknowledge the fact that we're watching a lot of all I do is lie to you clips, dude. Yeah, he's doing good. We're a lot of work. I think that white boy that clips, dude. Yeah. He's doing good. A lot of work ethnic. That white boy that works too much? Yeah. Question mark. You don't matter, but this clip is called

that time Bapa lost containment on his Buffalo Bills slash NFL narrative. Shout out to Sean McCorkle. So wait, where did you play college ball? University of Colorado, CU. Oh, okay.

And then you got drafted by the Bills? I signed as a free agent to the Buffalo Bills. And then I went through training camp at the Buffalo Bills, pulled a hamstring. They pulled me an IR and went back home for rehab. They released me. And then I had other offers like the dolphins the jets and I I think what people realize about the NFL is like once you see how the the hot dog is made like holy shit dude because you can't see it but off screen he's going like this oh yeah what I one thing I don't get I

don't know if some people have probably said this already, but it's impressive to do UFC. It's impressive to like win fights in the ultimate fighter. Yeah. I don't know why he has to. And it's also impressive to play college football. Yeah. Why lie about the other stuff? It's just not,

it's not worth it. And I do want to address, there was one comment on the last video. Cause we don't post and ghost. We read the comments. Oh yeah. There was one comment about like, yeah, I I'm down with the show and all this, but I can't make fun of him in his UFC career. Cause he was top 10 and all this stuff. And I

completely agree with that. I've said it before on the show. I don't know if they've seen that before, but I hate making fun of his UFC career. The NFL stuff is funny. Cause he was never in the fucking NFL, dude. You know, I guess it's still, it's kind of funny to see somebody get knocked out, especially the way he did when he's like, yeah, like, I mean, I don't, it's still it's kind of funny to see somebody get knocked out especially the way he did when he's like yeah like i mean i don't it's it's terrible because it might be brain damage or whatever but it is funny i'm not gonna sit here and lie to you already dude um but yeah the the constant uh using of that clip though is like come on dude they do kind of use it a lot yeah yeah but i'm down i'm here for it dude i'm i'm fucking i'm a clerk at pf chains whatever they're called uh i'm a hostess dude all right

so this one's uh posted by all i do is lie to you dude he's killing it on the chain yeah it's called diddler counts or diddler calls out a mispronunciation and papa mirrors diddler here we go some people had pets when i was a kid those sugar gliders they're like little chick monks that can fly insane sorry what they're like little chick monks that can fly i'm sorry chipmunk my son says chick monks chip but you said chick monk no i didn't dude you're used to your son saying it right i asked you i I said, I'm sorry, what? You looked at me and you said, chick monks. And then you said chick monks. No, dude, chick monks.

Those are the females with big tits. And they fly. But a chick monk, right in time, he'll let you go. I like how he emphasizes the second, like nobody brought monk and he's like, chick monk. I mean,

it's so much worse when he because it would just be funny like him saying that word wrong they could do like a banter about it it's kind of funny already yeah but when he says chick moves like you know chicks with big hooters it's like fucking moron oh all right wait let him fuck you let Let him titty fuck you. Let's not make any sudden moves. Otherwise. No, thank you. You're going to die. You got to let him finish.

He's going to rip everybody's face off. Redacted. I'm redacted. What do you think about that one? Well, hilarious way to pronounce chipmunks. And he's in his wheelhouse, you know, because he's talking about sugar gliders and he's an animals guy. B I love shop on animals. Yeah.

Very funny. I almost wish that the diddler hadn't interrupted him with the chipmunks thing. Yeah. Cause then we could have heard whatever thought was coming about the sugar gliders. Maybe we would've got another dirt serpent. You never know. Shop will go anywhere with animals. It never makes any

sense um well the last clip i think is just for you papa but this one is the second to last clip all i do is lie to you yet again it's called barn door is insistent about spoiling the schwarzenegger documentary chip contains hardly any of the details here goes so then the day he's gonna announce he's going on jay leno and jay leno assumed he was you know i don't want to know what they're gonna talk about i won't be surprised at the natural reaction but we all assume you're killing me right now because i want to see this stuff but i'm saying he but i'm saying jay leno is just assumed that you're giving me all the turning points that i want to well he becomes governor brian i know but i want to see these can you not give me every- The detail?

Yeah, I'm watching the documentary. Yeah, I'm sorry. I know this stuff. I know, but I want to see it. Yeah, the bottom line, because we got to do a podcast and talk about stuff. So the bottom line is he becomes Governor, spoiler alert. Spoiler McGee over here.

Spoiler alert. He's so dumb. He's like, listen, I understand that you want to watch you want to watch it you don't want the spoilers but we have a podcast and i have to spoil it that's the bottom line i'm going to tell you what happens brian's like you please don't he's like no i am he's like a will ferrell character right now but can you go through that i know i know i'm not gonna give any of that stuff out i know a story i know relax we have the podcast dude but you're going through a lot i'm dropping that detail brian no i'm not but he becomes governor yeah which we all fucking know if you

don't run yourself into a wall so becomes governor right and when he's governor he didn't realize what it entails run yourself into a. The clip is title is right. It didn't really reveal anything. And the shoes. It should have said and the shoes at the end of the title. What do you think about that? Have you seen that documentary? Yeah, it's pretty good.

All right. Is there like stuff to spoil? Not really. I'm on Papa's side. I'm like, I know most of the stuff already. If you're an Arnold head. Oh, okay. Are you?

Yeah. I mean, I, I read, I didn't finish his book, but I read a good the stuff already. If you're an Arnold head. Oh, okay. Are you? Yeah. I mean, I, I read, I didn't finish his book, but I read a good amount of it. So I got an idea. I wish I had finished. I just, you know, I'm busy. Kids get busy. Yeah. I read it and they all say, yeah, it's hard to read. I've read two of his books or parts of them.

All right. So this is the last clip. Dude, all I do is lie to you has been the majority of the clips today. It's called happy papa's day from papa let's see what's up fam happy father's day to all the real ones out there shout out to my boys busting with the bizzoys busting with the bizzoys what does that mean i don't know he's busting with his kids i have no no idea what that means, Papa. Wait, let's see if we can get better context here. Boys busting with the biz boys for the dad merch.

Happy Father's Day, fellas. Where's our month? One day for dads. One day. Okay. That tracks one day. We can't get a month. Okay.

Everybody else get a month. We can't get a month. Is there a woman's month? Women empowerment month? There's a woman's month probably, but I don't think there's a mom's month is there yeah i don't think so no there's also a mother's day there's a pretty it's a that's one of the most equivalent holidays really mother and father's day yeah not sure you can make the argument there he's just going to steal some bit he heard somewhere yeah it's definitely in reference to pride month i don't

think it's in reference to black history month we don't yeah we don't get a a month like the gays like brian gets got him can you get a month for the dads out there okay that's cool we'll just take that we'll just take i've abandoned my month dad happy father's day fellas. Just announced Covina, California. Your boy's there. Last weekend in June through July 1st, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. New club.

It's a little theater that they converted into a comedy venue. Come get you some Covina. Let's do it. Tickets at thinkboy.com right now. Happy Father's Day, though, to all the real dads out there. Covina, great place. Not really the same as Ireland, England, Scotland, all those European, the O2.

I don't think you're going to find an O2 in Covina. What a great place it's never been, though. All right, that's the show. Thanks for tuning in. Have a good week. Later.