10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub IS TERRIFIED OF NATE DIAZ! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #126

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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A Saturday. We're going to go to the Sherman Oaks location of P.F. Chang's to celebrate. So if you're local, come out to that. November 9th at 8 p.m. Yes. Okay. But that's not why they're here, though. I doubt it.

Yeah. No, I don't think so. They're here to watch 10 minutes of Shab. So start the timer. Play the chin clip. Okay. Say please. Let's see here, dude.

Everyone already knows what we're going to watch today, dude. It's Bapa responds to Nate, full 15 minutes, posted by Haphazard here. Yeah. Are you ready for this? Uh-huh. You ready to get redacted? Oh, strap the fuck in. Yeah, let's see.

Bothers me. And then he tweets out, I think on Friday, driving my son to baseball practice. And by the way, called it. Called it. You know what I mean? You said something about that? Yeah. Did he bring up the baseball stuff? I think I said I would rather go for the guy that is currently wrestling

than the guy that teaches baseball. Oh, yeah, yeah. He just happens to be driving his kid to baseball practice. He loves to victimize himself. He's like, and I was just driving my son to T-Ball. And I was just donating money to the homeless. And I saw that Nate Diaz, street thug, violently attacked me on Twitter. And we were best friends.

I thought we were good friends. He flicked him off the last time they saw each other. Was he surprised? Trying to be cool about it, too. He's like, listen, let's be cool about this. And then he's just like losing his breath. He's just screaming at Nate in this clip. He's like, it's no big deal, right?

I don't even care, but I will kill him. Yeah. I will end his life. My brother was like, oh, God, here goes Nate Diaz again. I'm like, what? What? What? He put Brendan the big old pussy shop with a crying emoji.

Okay. This, I emoji. Okay. This, I assume people tell me that it's in response to me getting emotional over my friend. I like how he has to mention that people told him all the time. It's never something that he realized.

Well, that's realistic, right? I don't think Brennan is realizing anything. That's not a power that he has. A core competency is realization of things. Look at that face. Does that look like a face that realizes stuff? He looks like he just pulled the mask off him in Scooby-Doo. Or fucking a sailor that had an eye poked out.

They've been on the seas for seven seas. Seven years in the seven seas. Somebody get this man some spinach. Let's see. 20 years? Who I owe most of my UFC career to because he paid for me when I couldn't afford the gym, couldn't afford private lessons, and

we came up together. He became interim heavyweight champ. I became top 10 in the world, and we both started. When he had one fight, I had none. So he's experiencing some of the worst side effects of dedicating his life to mixed martial arts. He cries again. So me getting emotional about that, I guess that makes me a big old pussy. I mean, it's so funny.

How does he not realize that that's funny? Yeah. Tweeting? I would laugh at that. If Nate Diaz tweeted, big old pussy Brendan, because I cried, I'd be like, that's funny. I might be a little angry because I got got, you know, but just because Nate Diaz happened to scoop up the bag doesn't mean that I'm going to get all butthurt about it. It's so funny to me that he's acting like he had nothing to do with this.

Like, I mean, you know, he called me a pussy. Like he's guessing the whole time. Yeah, he didn't know. He hasn't seen the tweet yet. This is secondhand knowledge that he's got. Which is weird. Weird. Yeah.

I don't get it. I don't know. How honest do I want to be with you guys? This whole. How honest do I want to be with you guys? Yeah. What does that mean? Why wouldn't you be honest with us?

Just give us the sea clams, dude. You know what we came for, dude. Yeah. Social media thing. Like, Brent didn't tag me. Brent in the big old pussy shop. Crying emoji.

Here's. Here's... As if this is a big deal. Here's how I feel about it. This is just internet gossip, right? This gets him trending. He doesn't have a lot going on. Didn't get paid for the Mazel Ball fight. Probably doesn't know what he's going to do next.

He's doing very well. What? I think Nate Diaz is doing very well for a crazy person from Stockton. Yeah, dude. People like him. He's big. He's respected.

He's a good fighter. I don't think he's hurting. Yeah, everywhere he goes, this is how his fans look. Nate Diaz. Oh, my God. Nate Diaz. You know? Nate Diaz is loved compared to other people.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's pretty accurate. Yeah. And, like, he's probably doing fine. And there's so many people in the comments saying Bapa would beat Nate Diaz. I stand strong on Nate Diaz winning, dude. Yeah, I don't think that. I think you're right.

Yeah. Bapa's, like, older now, retired, and he keeps getting hurt. I don't think he's the same Bapa. And also, Nate Diaz is still fighting and doing pretty well, right? Like, off and on I agree that people in a defensive uh positioning in a battle maybe have a better advantage because they're defending themselves but the last person I would want to be offensive to me is Nate Diaz I'll cut that part out it made no sense but what I said made no sense either it's two guys that don't i mean like we're not ufc commentators dude the most not yeah i think that okay it's real what i really think is like

depends on the scenario right if it was like nate diaz and the fight is at starbucks i think that because brendan shop knows the area so well oh it might be a shop you'll pinch you in you can't drive away but in the ring okay uh nate diaz he's gonna be a shot fight. He'll pinch you in. You can't drive away. But in the ring, Nate Diaz, he's going to be a problem. We got to fucking Nate Diaz problem, y'all. That's what I think. Let's see. Conor's tied up with the TV right deal, so he's

probably banking on that. He fought Maslow, lost to Jake Paul. That's a big blow to his ego. I guess he needs to do this to stay current. I retired 15 years ago man that being said he's acting like calling him a pussy makes him want to i mean it is kind of fighting words yeah but nate diaz is not calling you on you're calling him out in a fight yeah you were the one who suggested a fight nate diaz just made one tweet it could have just gone away yeah

he's like uh yeah i mean shab is making this is a four is 14 minutes and you need to to talk about this tweet that's different something about that that's different that's social media this isn't real because here's what's real i will fuck you up that's real i'm not asking for this i don't want to fuck him up. I'm not trying to fuck him up. End of the day, if he walked in right now, I said, Chen, Case, can you guys leave? Only one of us is going to walk out unscathed.

Unscathed. This podcast is brought to you by unscathed. He's not at all challenging you to a fight. You're the one doing that. Imagine someone calls you a pussy and you're like, I'll fuck you up. I would just ignore it or make fun of them back.

I don't want to fight somebody, especially not in 8Ds. I want to see if this works. He's asking Chin and them to leave. This is Chin's reaction in the studio. While he's talking, he's like, I deal, so he's probably chin and them to leave this is chin's reaction in the studio yeah while he's talking he's like ideal so he's probably banking on that he fought maswell lost to jake paul right that's a big blow to his ego um so i i guess he needs to do this to stay current i retired 15 years ago man that being said that's social media this isn't real because. Cause here's what's real. I will fuck you up. That's real.

I'm not asking for this. I don't want to fuck him up. I'm not trying to fuck him up. End of the day. If he walked in right now, I said, chin case, can you guys leave?

Only one of us is going to walk out on skate. Oh fuck. On skated. My, my chin. That night. That was very good. On scathed. Oh, fuck. On scathed? On scathed? My chin reaction, that was very good. My chin reaction is I don't want to do the whole thing, but the second he goes, Nick, Chen, can you walk out? I'd be like, and just leave.

Because they don't do any editing anyway. He can leave. Just leave the cameras rolling. He hasn't hit the effort for gay people. I'm not needed. Let's see. To me. Every fucking day of the week, 365 days a year, I will snap his fucking neck.

I know. I know. I know. What's his fucking area code? 209? I know. 209. I get all that.

Very cool. None of that is real. Doesn't seem like he thinks it's cool. He's disrespecting Stockton. Not a good idea. There's probably a lot of guys in Stockton that could beat up Brennan Shaw. Now I want to say in this podcast, we don't do that. No.

If you're watching this from Stockton, thumbs up to you. Great job, guys. Pussy. Big old pussy. Big old crying pussy. Okay? You go about your day as a hero. We love you guys.

We love every one of you. We would never. 209, I'm going to get that tatted on my back, dude. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. If you guys want me to. I'll do anything. Against Donald Cerrone. Did you see him?

Leon Edwards. I get, dude, he's had some great fights. Tough dude. I don't give a fuck. I'm 245 pounds, trained black belt, top 10 UFC heavyweight in the world at one point. I'm not out of shape. I'm a fucking beast when it comes down to it. I know.

I tell jokes. I do crazy shit. I make some mistakes. He got knocked out by Noguero. He's into truck something. I get all that. Oh, he films a show by Nogero. He's into trucks. I get all that. I get all that. Oh, he films a show in his basement or his garage. Oh, he has rain. He's surrounded by rain bottles.

I get it. I get it. Oh, he doesn't know where Santa lives. I know, dude. I'm a comic book salesman. I do the Mint 400, okay? I do weird, very long Black Buffalo ads in my house. I get it. I got violence in my house. I get it.

I got violence in my DNA. I'm different. Silly dude, I get all that. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, the way this works, I'm not a civilian like the rest of his goons around him.

What is the end of the day to Sean? Is it midnight? Is it 6 p.m.? Is it 10 a.m.? I'm not this fake gangster. I don't go looking for fights. I know I'm tough. I don't have to get on Twitter and blast it out

and prove it every day because I'm insecure because whatever shit he has going on with his childhood trauma. I don't have to get on Twitter and blast it out and prove it every day because I'm insecure because whatever shit he has going on with his childhood trauma. I don't have to do that. At the end of the day, I will twist your fucking neck off. Ask your boys. He's like, Nate had this horrible childhood and that's why he's like this. I will twist his neck. I will murder this abused child.

That's a grown man. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Talk to it about your therapist before you go on Twitter or you die. None of what he says makes any sense ever. I don't want to fight. I don't want to fight. He's a bitch.

He's insecure. He fucking has childhood trauma. These are fighting words. I'll snap your neck. I'll snap your neck. I'll snap your neck. Nonviolent. Guys that you fucks with, that I've rolled with, ask them how it went. Then ask them.

Very close guys to you, ask them how it went, but that's real. This isn't real. And the difference between you and I, Nate, a million fucking things don't get me started. But the difference between you and I, if you start crying because your brother who has CT, the difference between you and I. CT. It's so crazy, dude.

He won't say CTE. It's like he's not trying because as somebody has had to have told him, CTE. I think they did on joe rogan show joe rogan was like oh cte yeah he's like yeah ct so he doesn't even hear it uh i i'm pretty sure that comment below if that happened or not i'm pretty sure on joe rogan's show he said ct and then joe rogan said cte how are we supposed to take you seriously, Mr. Schaub? If you're like my friend who has CTE. Like, damn, you have CTE.

Well, he needs to own it. He needs to have merch CTE on a shirt. That's it. CTE question mark. Yeah. He's pointing at us like you better not say anything. Yeah, his finger's all weird. Yeah, dude. It's like bent out all crazy. Why is your finger bent? he's pointing at us like you better not say anything yeah his finger's all weird yeah dude

it's like bent out all crazy why is your finger bending there's just so many things wrong with why is your finger bending like this oh have you you point at somebody you don't point at them like this you go like that his finger has cte he's not pointing at, are you pointing at me or my friend? I'm pointing at you. Who? His finger is weird. He's pointing at Chin. Chin's like, the camera's over there, dude.

He kind of looks like Stallone a little bit there. Mm-hmm. If you're a brother, and Chin's a brother to me, if you're actual fucking brother, Chin's like, don't bring me into this, dude. Where's the finger pointing now?

If that were a gun, it would be the scariest gun. Came out and started getting emotional. Or if you start coming out and getting emotional about your brothers. It's so strange. Issues with CT and fighting and all this shit. Cause we know he has his issues. I would support you even though you've been addicted to me the entire time. That's what I do.

That's what men do. But I wouldn't bash you, but in this whole narrative, your entire narrative, Oh, Oh, fuck the man, but you've been paid narrative, oh, fuck the man. Bud, you've been paid more than 99% of the fighters.

Cut the bullshit. So that sounds like he's doing pretty good. Yeah. Oh, he's not doing very well. He's just doing this for attention. He needs money. But he's been paid more than 99% of the fighters. There's a first flaw in logic.

Maybe not the first, but. Yeah. Check your narrative B. Yeah, your narrative is painted. And then Kobe come to this MAGA shit. It's all fake, but you're not fooling anybody. I've seen how the sausage is made. You're not.

The closeness of the fast and the sleeve redacted. Tough to me. I know tough guys. Tough guys don't get on the internet and tweet at another grown fucking man who beat the shit out of them when they're crying or they're getting emotional because their friend of 20 fucking years is having major issues. Suicidal thoughts. Oh, God.

Jesus Christ. That's the difference between you and I. I'm not some moron who buys into your tough guy narrative, bud. I don't give a fuck you're from Sacramento. Oh, man. How many fights has Baba got into that started with the other guy just laughing? And then he gets frustrated and he's like... And he starts fighting him.

Probably a lot. Yeah. Probably a lot. I want him to do that with us. Like, I don't give a fuck that you're from Colton. I don't give a fuck. Arlington, Virginia. Yeah, real tough.

I pray to God he says that. But he gets it wrong. He said Sacramentoramento not stock yeah yeah but i mean i don't give a fuck if you're from seattle yeah if we got it really wrong like some other city and a different state that'd be amazing let's see that's your biggest thing that's it that's the narrative i know tough guys from Sacramento. What are you going to do, Nate? What are you going to do? Volume punch me, motherfucker.

That's what you're going to do. What are you going to do? Outgrapple me? In what fucking sense? In what sense? In what physical sense? He's pointing out. What's to the side?

What world are you living in? This is the real world. He sounds like a politician with the... Yeah. He says politician type stuff. Politicians will say things that are sort of empty and surface level. That's what he's doing. At the end of the day,

all my friends said this. Check out with your friends. What did they say? None of it. It's just he's freestyling and making no sense. As usual. Like we like. Now, if you're doing this because you fancy yourself a fisticuffs. I forgot about that.

You kept saying that. I had watched like the beginning. I haven't watched the full clip. You fancy yourself a fisticuffs. Where does he get this shit from, dude? This shit is like Tony Soprano level hilarious. Oh, so you fancy yourself a fisticuffs? You fucking whore.

So I was with my guma the other night. And I saw Nate Diaz tweeted. That was a fucking big old pussy. Well, now he's fucking gone. He fancies himself. Chicago stuff. If you fancy yourself, you want to actually grapple me. I'm not hard to get.

If you fancy yourself, you want to actually grapple me. Yeah, pause. Pause. Get a hold of. Pull the fuck up. I'm slippery, bud. Like a snake. You can show up with all your boys. Do all that.

He's like, he's so stupid. Be careful, dude. He might make this video about you next. Good. Good. Just replace Nate Diaz with Cooney. Cooney. this video about you next. Good. Good. Just replace Nate Diaz with Cooney. Cooney. Cooney. This isn't real Cooney. Not the real world. If you come to the studio, I'm going to say, Hey, Chin, Nick, film it. They don't leave like instead of leaving.

Chin, Nick, you can leave. Me and Brennan have something to talk about. trucks but what a real man will do is pull up one on one I don't have a posse I don't need one bud I'll drop my kid off at fucking practice roll over twist your fucking neck off and then pick him up just in time on skates hey son I just killed

Nick Diaz on skates he has blood all, I just killed Nick Diaz. On skates. He has blood all over him. He's in the car. He walks up and he goes to his cubby. Just blood splatter on his face. Oh, my God, Dad, what happened?

Don't worry about it. It's all good. I can get myself on that cubby. He puts Nate's bloody clothes in the cubby. With a Diet Coke. And that's how this goes for the rest of your fucking life, bud. Whenever I want. I didn't ask for this. I don't want to do this.

This isn't what I do. I don't like drama. I didn't ask for this. Again, and if you came out, I would support you, Nate. I support fighters. Name one fighter that I've kind of pushed down. About his

brother's CTE. Oh, okay. But good catch there. That's a pause right there. Does his brother have CTE? That's the narrative that we're being told right now. Have you been saying that? I don't know anything about him. I think I remember his brother hadCT? That's the narrative that we're being told right now. Have people been saying that? I think I remember his brother

had a fight. I could be wrong, but he had a fight with that guy that's been fighting for a long time and he didn't do too good. I forget his name now. Ferguson? No. Not Ferguson, no. He's a shaved head. Oh, Ricky Lawler? Yes, Lawler. Didn't he

kind of do bad in that fight? Is it Ricky? I pray to God it's Ricky. It's something Lawler. Yeah. Me and Oathman have this friend named, I can't remember the friend's name. Oh my God. But they look exactly the same. Oh, fucking.

They look exactly the same. I might be mixing up with Ricky Fowler, who's a golfer. No, no, it's Lawler. But I don't know if it's Ricky. Something Lawler. Yeah. Whatever. Fuck, dude.

Who cares, dude? We're the same as this guy. I will fuck you up. I can't even remember my own friend's name, so who cares? Yeah. Yeah, dude. Look at this. Name one. Ever.

In the history of doing this for over 10 years, I only champion people. That's what men do. I don't have insecurities. I hope you go on to make more money than God, dude. But what you're not going to do is pretend you're a tough guy. I know tough guys. You're not one of them, Nate. You have your family.

I mean, dude, he's pretty tough, right? Yeah. Nate Diaz, if you touch his forehead, he bleeds because that's how many fights he's been in. Yeah, I mean, he's one of those brawler type fight. Like his fights, he's punching and he's getting punched. Yeah. That's tough. But I mean, so is any UFC guy is probably pretty tough.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. You're not a tough guy. I know a tough guy. Who's a tough guy that's like better, tougher than Nate Diaz? And he's one of the toughest. Yeah. Some would say. Mm-hmm. So I agree. I think it's Ricky Lawler. I'm so scared that I got it wrong. It could be. Keep playing and I'll look it up.

Tricked and think you're this badass. You're not. You're no different than anybody else. You're a terrible fucking athlete. All good, dude. You're a tough guy from second. You're very close. Robbie Lawler.

Robbie Lawler. See, Ricky Fowler is the golfer. Robbie Lawler is the fighter. Yeah, yeah. And he looks just like Angel hell morales we'll cut all that out we'll just cut this whole section out dude you fancy your phil's the physicals you phil's man oh where i come from you're not a tough guy colorado tough's not making fun of somebody because they get emotional about their friend having major fucking side effects for dedicating their lives to MMA. And then cut to them being like, we can't even make jokes anymore. Yeah.

Oh, that's funny. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't think of that. Nate Diaz made a joke about you crying and you're like losing your mind over it. You can't talk about anything. Yeah. All he did was call you a pussy. Where do you think I don't want to

all due respect to everyone do you think somebody told him he should do this like people in his life yeah I think so because he surrounds himself with idiots and like evil people he's a moron surrounded by evil people

damn Shob he said you're going to let him I know you're going to talk about this on the show and like evil people. He's a moron surrounded by evil people. So they're like, damn, Shob. You're going to let, he fucking, he said that you're going to let him, I know you're going to talk about this on the show. Yeah, I bet Chin and Nick probably were like, we're probably going to talk about this, huh? So, yeah.

But somebody's telling him to like puff his chest and be a peacock right now, dude. Like Jay's like, nobody talks about my man like that. You know what I mean? Well, he does always ask Jay. Exactly. But I think that this, that what he's saying probably comes natural. But I'm sure other people also are like, hey, you're going to talk about that, right? It's also views are suffering.

You know what I mean? So he's like, probably upset about the view. He's saying Nate Diaz, but he's talking to YouTube. You know what I mean? He's like, I will fuck you up, YouTube. I mean, it's even sadder that he's doing this for views. He did the Shane Carwin thing for views. He's doing this for views too.

Yeah, you do everything for views. True. Yeah, we ate a fucking salsa cookie, dude. Yeah, a mess cookie, dude. This is disgusting. Let's see. Tuff isn't getting on there and tweeting to people to get his fan base to bully him.

Cyber bullying. Because no one would ever say anything in person and again if this pisses you off or you and i cross pass wherever it's at you solo one-on-one you're not gonna do shit uh i just had a great idea you could tell me if it's a terrible idea. Okay. All right. We do the streams on Wednesdays. This is a great idea. I don't need your input anymore. We start the stream.

We eat a hot chip and we push play on Gringo Poppy. You mean like every Wednesday? No, no, no, no, no. This is a one-time thing. Okay. I never want to eat a chip every day. Like that hot chip. I'm talking about that hot chip i'm talking about that hot chip you mean the one that like makes it hard to yeah i think that's a great idea for you

and then we push play on gringo poppy comment below if you if we get like 100 comments saying to do that cooney's gonna be like we have to we have to do it. Dude, that would be epic if we eat a hot chip and watch the Gringo poppy. Yeah, you're just saying it. Let's see. That's the reality. The whole Stockton slab, I will fuck you up.

Now you get your boys to do the shit to do all that. That ain't real manly shit dude but you and your fan base in stockton yeah yeah look at them 10 of them against shaw bullshit dude you ain't gonna do shit again if you want to grapple i'll put i'll put shit on hold i'll start grappling again set a date let me i guarantee you won't do it dude you're not that you're dumb you're not that fucking dumb your handlers around you know let's just say what it is it's the the pot calling the kettle something right yeah i mean

you should never ever call someone dumb. Shob should know that. Yeah. But I guess Shob probably thinks he's smart. If you would have said, like, I'm not the brightest tool, but you're dumb, something like that, boom. That would be probably better, boom. He could have crushed Nate with the smartest tool in the shed thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well. Opportunity missed. Shoulda, coulda, woulda. We'll tell you what would happen. That's if you have real ones in your corner. I don't. Opportunity missed. Shoulda, coulda, woulda. We'll tell you what would happen. That's if you have real ones in your corner. I don't know if you do.

You didn't get paid from the fucking Masvidal fight, so clearly there's a business issue there. But if you actually want to do this, Nate, I'm not hard to find. Rappin' you, I would sleep like a fucking baby, bud. Like a baby. like a baby. Like a baby. Like a big old pussy.

I'm a baby. What baby is he? I'm a baby. With my rogue nicotine in my mouth. I'm not hard to find. I'm not going to keep going back and forth with you. You are. These ratings, whatever the fuck you want to do. It's not what I do. That's what you want to do. I'm not going to keep going back and forth with you. You are. These ratings, whatever the fuck you want to do.

It's not what I do. That's what you want to do. Yeah. Projection. 100%. Yeah. And there's the elephant in the room. The only reason you're coming at me with this, the elephant in the room,

CT is a part of the game. I get it, but I'm not saying I have an answer for it. I'm not saying everybody should be compensated. I'm not saying shit. You are saying everyone should be compensated. We watched the clip. You said that the UFC should give him $14 million. Yeah, dude.

That's a lot of money. He doesn't have CT from playing football when he was a kid or wrestling. He didn't have a long UFC career. I'm not saying Dana needs to back up the Brinks truck and make his life perfect. Yes, you did. You said exactly that. $14 million makes your life perfect. Maybe that's more than a Brinks truck. Maybe he's saying he wanted more

than the Brinks truck. How much money is in Brinks trucks? Yeah, dude. We should start robbing Brinks trucks. Don't say that on YouTube. You're not pointing at me. Listen, I'm pointing out whoever has 14 million dollars i got violence in my dna come on shane let's see that i think it would be human and figure it out and lend a hand out to him because he's one of the worst cases i've ever

seen and we can pretend that you don't have 15 motherfuckers you came up with like i did that are also suffering from ct in facet, not just in the level of Shane or the level of Verdum or some of these other greats or BJ Penn. We can pretend and I'm not going to get on the horn on here and say Dana this and UFC this. I love Dana. I love the UFC

bud. The elephant in the room is guys do have some issues. Not everybody. I'm not saying everybody. I feel like I don't. I mean, I hope that's true. I hope he doesn't. I like Shaw.

Shaw is my favorite comedian. And he's a family man. He's a good guy. So I don't want him to... Look at that face, though. There's nothing behind those eyes. Not a thing. He has the Homer Simpson... I'm sure I've said this before, but... You go inside the brain, it's nothing behind those eyes. Not a thing. He has the Homer Simpson

and I'm sure I've said this before, but you go inside the brain, it's the Homer Simpson shit. You know, people playing instruments. We're just completely empty. That'll be I do. Yeah, man. I mean, I hope he doesn't. It's just funny that he says that.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, come on. Yeah, he messes up words non-stop where there's smoke there's fire I was trying to think of how to stop it where there's smoke there's some environmental issues where there's smoke there's Cheetos is so much better I don't know if you do

I'm not getting get on here and make fun of you none of that shit I don't know if your brother actually has it either he has some issues I don't know if it's from that i don't i don't know you guys well enough but what i do know is you're not gonna do shit what i do that i can guarantee you is very little i'm gonna do shit and if you want to i'm not hard to find bud but it better be one-on-one don't do that pussy stocked and stuff where you jump guys if you do decide to jump me it better be one-on-one. Don't do that pussy Stockton stuff where you jump guys. If you do decide to jump me, it better be more than fucking four to five. Because that's how high I can count.

Four to five. Shab's saying he's going to fight Nate Diaz and four other people? All right. All right. I think you'll be surprised. Okay. Cool story, bro. Didn't want to start off like this.

I had a great weekend, dude. Did we have to start off the next show like that? Didn't want to start off like this. I had a great weekend, dude. He's the best. He's the best entertainer that's ever done this. Well, dad, father of three, bud. That's all I give a fuck about.

I put into them. What do you do? Search for your next big money bag? Some bullshit fight? You're going to rematch paul and get your ass whooped again what are you gonna do get him bark up the wrong tree bud you're a fucking praying mantis barking at a tiger walking through the fucking jungle isn't that crazy dude what when you were coming over my apartment the other day there was a

praying mantis yeah on the gate giant praying and i other day, there was a praying mantis on the gate. Giant praying mantis. And I was like, I bet you that praying mantis can take down a tiger. Oh, fuck. You did say that. I did. That's wild. I'm on a different level of redacted, dude. Yeah, well, you're tapped in, bro.

Crazy. You're tapped in. That's your takeaway. Let's see. Don't make me stop and twist your fucking neck off. I just want to keep going. I don't want no problems, dude. I've never asked for any problems.

Never. You're asking for a lot of problems. I don't get down with. He doesn't do that. He never gets down with any internet problems. I love his camera angle because it makes his hands look fucking huge. Yeah, but there's also problems with the fingers. When he's not doing this, they look all crazy.

If you fancy yourself a tough guy. crazy. See yourself a tough guy. If you can't see yourself a tough guy. I'm sure CGI, Eddie Bravo, Tenth Planet shit, Fight Pass, any number of them will make us both an offer to grapple. But I promise you it won't go well for you, buddy. I promise you. It's just the way the world works and that sucks for you don't suck for me because I would never pick a fight with you you're smaller than me but you're probably walking around what 200 are you still vegan 200 220 whatever the fuck it is to run those marathons you're not an athlete dude anything you can do athletically

that doesn't make any sense you're still running those marathons. You're not an athlete. What are you talking about? I think he's scared. Maybe. But it's like, if you're still going to fucking Fred Ruckers, you're not an athlete.

That makes sense. But you still, what are you still in the Olympics? You're not an athlete. He should have just said, hey, Nate, make my cappuccino and hurry up. You know what I mean? Something like that. What do you work at, Starbucks? Is that what you're doing? Because the fudge dried up?

Make me a caramel macchiato, Nate. Bitch. And that's real. That's the world we live in. That's how it goes, dude. But have your guys around you feed you this info. No,

dude, you'd fuck shop up. You won't know. I met a Morris. What about met a Morris? You talk about when I went against the number one grapple in the world, I stepped in his world as a Brown belt and he couldn't submit me in any fucking facet. Oh,

he didn't engage. It's his fucking platform. It was his intention to engage me. That's what we were hoping for. So I took him the fuck out and almost did that's on him. I stepped into his arena. What do you think would happen if

he stepped in my arena? He would last 30 seconds. I'm pretty sure he would have a headache. I mean, honestly, if he came to see fat case studios, dude, he would just don't get that shit. What are you guys talking about? He's arguing about the North Pole? Antarctica is in the South.

I'm going to leave. He just leaves. He would get fucking annihilated. The pressure's on him. Everybody wants to be upset about it. Oh, you didn't engage. No, I didn't have to. You ain't him.

You ain't shit. What are you going shit we can do so maybe from your guard you have an advance in 15 fucking years you can't wrestle you can't check leg kicks what are you gonna do nate i'd love to hear it bud i would have loved to see nate watching this dude he should have reacted probably dying laughing at it yeah dude what are you gonna are you going to do? He's so redacted. Like, Shob, I don't know UFC. I watch it, but I don't know it well enough to be able to evaluate the things he's saying, but

it sounds stupid. He's like, what are you going to do? Get me in a leg lock? Like, that's a killer insult. You can't even fucking put me in an arm bar. He's talking like Callan. Nate's like, what the fuck are you talking about? I'm going to beat you. I'm going to hit you in the face with my fist. That's what I'm going to do.

And Nate's like, what are you going to do? Fucking use your hands? In a Kimura lock? Against these thighs? You're a hot guy, but you're not hot like me. Pause. You're a saber tooth. I'm a lion.

Who's got the bigger dick? Who fucks more chicks? Who's gay? Who's gay? I'm gay. You think you're gayer than me? Bad chance, bud. You can do nothing.

You might get on Twitter. Oh, sure, bud. I would never. Okay. Look for your next fight because this ain't it, bud. Who can cry more? I didn't want to fight you. I don't need cameras.

How'd that go? I just wanted to talk over it. No, I want to just do it one-on-one and not make, make money on it and promote it. I don't give a fuck. Come in here, dude.

We can do it on the ground right here. I'll clear this out. I'll tell my boys, get out. No cameras like that. Why would you do it on the ground right here. I'll clear this out. I'll tell my boys to get out. No cameras. We do it like that. Why would you do it there then if they want no cameras? Yeah.

Do it somewhere where there's already not cameras. Yeah. Or just have the cameras on and do it there. Worst boss. I mean, just I can only imagine how bad he is at planning things. And you probably have to plan things all the time and do problem solving. People come to him. They're like, Shab, what do you think about this?

He's like, I don't know, that's your job. And it's just the intern. He makes that face. Is Shab asleep? Again, I don't want to, but I'm down, dude. If you need me to taught a lesson, I'll be your huckleberry. And it won't end well for you. And again, I don't want to, but I'm down, dude. If you need me to taught a lesson, I'll be your huckleberry, and it won't end well for you. And again, I don't want to do it.

I'm chilling, dude. I'm living my fucking life. Oh, my God. You good? Are you good? Yeah, you are. You ain't going to do shit. You can get back on Twitter.

You can get back on your social media. Go find your next real fight, bud. Go make money and I'll still support you, dude. I have no issues with you. But if you're looking for one, I'm not hard to find. Let's get into the weekend. Let's take a little break.

Man, not hard to find. Map quest to shop. Idiot. Any other thoughts on that? That was a long we're already 38 minutes into the episode. I know. I mean, I think we've said enough about it. I could go on. I could go on for days. Dude, that was some solid content though.

Yeah, great clip. Great clinchip. Shout out haphazard. Thank you for putting all that up there. We got some more short clips of just like little highlights of the best moments. Let's go. So this one's posted by D Pinterest nine. Cannot wait to see Nate beat the shit out of Papa. Dude,

what are you going to do, Nate? What are you going to do? Volume punch me, motherfucker. Oh man, I don't know what that means. I guess hit a lot.

Volume punching is just like throwing a bunch of punches. Yeah, you have her volume. But then again, I also said Ricky Lawler. I guess hit a lot. Volume punching is just like throwing a bunch of punches. Yeah. For volume. But then again, I also said Ricky Lawler. You were very close to that one. This one's posted by DependentAd45018. Nate responds. I think you'd be surprised.

I mean, just such a funny response. Yeah. Like perfect. Nate is obviously homeless. Maybe on Chang's a little bit and good for him. Yeah. You did message him to come on the show. I did, and I almost posted publicly,

please come on the show many times, but you talked me out of it. Yeah, dude. I'd love to talk to Nate. I'd love to talk to Sean. But, you know, we're nobody and we not count. Let's see here. This one's posted by WhereDoesItHurtRA. Remember your career?

Use your words. And then he's flipping them off. T-Mobile arena. That clip is so good. Um, let's see what else we got here. Okay. So this one's supposed to be Evander the great.

It's what Shane Carwin really thinks of Brendan Chobb. Yeah. I thought this was very interesting. Yeah. Uh, I read it the other day. It seems like an odd thing to say. He's responding to about shop calling him a friend eight years ago.

Yes. Yeah. It's 2016. It seems like an odd thing to say he's responding to about shop calling him a friend eight years ago yes yeah it's 2016 it seems like an odd thing to say especially coming from him he should really stay in his lane on this one he knows i pushed the ufc and usada together he knows my track record and i know this i'm not sure this is what he wants to talk about my cardio has never been an issue and beat his ass for several rounds at a time so again what is he talking about he seems caught up in being fan friendly easy to say i have bad cardio based on Lesnar fight. He knows I was rushed to the hospital and was near death. He was with me. He wasn't, that wasn't cardio and he knows it while he has been deciding on his next hairstyle. I have been steady working on my trade and staying busy.

My back has been fine for a year now. I will indeed mop up the entire division. I have a plan for all of them. Even Kane. He knows that I have great wrestling. He knows I can deal with footwork and then you have to come close to get a taked division. I have a plan for all of them, even Kane. He knows that I have great wrestling. He knows I can deal with footwork, and you have to come close to get a takedown, and I will knock you,

I'll knock any heavyweight in the world out. If they question that, call your matchmaker and let's lace them up. I don't see that first part as complimentary. It also is typical Brendan, or need I call him Big Brown. He insults the person and covers it with bullshit praise, and you are left wondering what he really believes, which what we just watched yeah yeah to a t he insults nate

and then covers it with like i love you i'll support you but you're a fucking bitch and i hate you you know yeah when the podcast is over and his fake friends are gone he won't have a friend here if he has evidence of me having trouble passing a test he should man up and just say it we can certainly have that discussion if he wants. So obviously not a friend. So that's like, okay, what I noticed about this, and I haven't read this one, but there's a very clear difference

between how Shane communicates his point here versus what Bapa does. Bapa is a liar and stupid. So he just lies and says all this stuff that means nothing. Shane is being assertive and saying exactly what he thinks, right? No sugarcoating. He's not my friend. He's lying. He's full of shit. And he does some pretty good

funny jokes in there. Yeah. Don't put Shane in a corner and tell him to talk his way out of it. You know what I mean? Nope. We got a Shane problem, y'all. Yeah. Okay, so this one's great. Post-bac B-time. Arrow is naming the waters so it's aerial um we'll watch the clip right now but this is so funny tell the tape the comedy specials to area code you know just yeah skits and bits all day long very good very good uh so let's go ahead

and get into that clip right now uh be cool aerial posted by embarrassed bag 1107 sponsored with addies and baddies by raccoon tweeties. Oh shit. Whoa. I didn't know we made it. What? Also fuck me. Gail,

the dog bitch. Dude. Holy shit. That's crazy. Embarrassed bag. Thanks. Thanks for being a Hawk. Wow.

On, on T fat K dude. Damn. Wow. I didn't know muck Fagel was going to make it to Chang's. People are like, who's Miguel? And they kind of say that.

That's funny. He's a dog bitch. If you want to know more, tune into our streams here. Let's see. This is a great clip. Up for all of you, a nice little tale of the tape. Here it is right over here. Tale of the tape.

Nate Diaz currently standing at six feet even. Brendan Schaub, six foot four. Diaz around 180 pounds last time we saw him. Schaub, 245, could very well be more than that. Good news, dude. If you're wondering about comedy specials, Brendan Schaub, 2-0 for Nathan Diaz. So perhaps that goes in Brendan's favor or

not, depending on whether or not you enjoyed the shows. The area codes that they represent, 209 versus 303, two very iconic area codes, if you ask me. There's more, though. We're not just doing one tail of the tape here.

We actually have a zeroed-in tail of the tape, if you will. Here you go. You got the weight. You got the height right over there. But what about some career highlights? Nathan Diaz fought for the UFC lightweight title. Brendan Schaub,

I think a lot of people don't give him credit. They only know him as the podcast host slash YouTube guy. You do YouTube? YouTube guy. I like how he did the pause there because you'd think he'd say comedian, but he said YouTube guy. No.

Yeah, no. Great CEO, dude. Wartime CEO, some would say. Let's see. The most wartime. Let's see. Slash comedian was at one time one of the best heavyweights in the world. There's no doubt about that.

In fact, even once knocked out, Mirko Krokop. I was there. I saw it with my own eyes. Nathan Diaz, like we said, is from Stockton, California. And Brendan Chobb hosts the Fighter and the Kid show alongside our good pal Brian Kalen. And also, we talked about this yesterday Nathan Diaz founder of the BMF belt it all started with him in August of 2019 that is

perhaps his greatest claim to fame and I don't know if it's apples to apples here but worth noting 1.1 on IMDB for the lowest rating ever. The worst comedian of all time. Would you fight that guy? You got a problem.

Yeah, man. Eight inches. All right. So just another one that went good on change this week post by boo boo McBad. Why does Papa want to grapple with Nate because he would do this again and still think it's not completely embarrassing oh yeah that one where he just runs around and the guy's on the ground yeah that's a classic uh let's see here okay so this

was pretty funny to me posted by unabellatic uh boppa's record so far he's got allies as you can see here joe rogan brian callen chin uh jesse on fire and here's the list of enemies that he's got allies as you can see here joe rogan brian callen chin uh jesse on fire and here's the list of enemies that he's created damn um and my favorite randy felt face over here oh yeah of course also college roommate unpictured uh-huh safer southern one shout out to red bar here red bar mark maren's in there karen bryant uh i don't know who that is me neither uh karen bryant i think is a commentator on ufc i could be wrong oh he probably insulted her or something yeah ryan davis that guy this is trash actually what did what what did he call him i forget that was a hilarious video though yeah he was like in a cooking video this motherfucker not funny at all

yeah uh let's see what else we got here. Okay, so this one's posted by DESP96. It's called Soy Rage. That is the funniest title. It's a gif. I don't know why it's not playing. There we go. So there's just one tweet.

The Netflix casual tweet versus the blog bust of 50-minute response video. Yeah. Yeah. So it was like Chad and Shab was the angry internet guy. Yeah. Yeah. So it was like Chad and, and shop was like the angry internet guy. Yeah. That makes sense. Um, the most dangerous man in history posted by Rex Saka.

With the, with the, uh, flares. Sorry. Just that veins coming out. The throat thing is never good. It looks like,

and then that clip is being driven nuts. Yeah. Um, okay. So here we go with, uh, something different. There's going to's being driven nuts. Yeah. Okay, so here we go with something different. There's going to be more Nate stuff, obviously. Of course. Heavy week at Chang's.

Posted by Advanced Spinach 650. Psychotic lie from Shab. This takes the cake for the most psychotic and worst lie I have ever heard from Shab. Who on earth lies about their girlfriend being born in Mexico and claims English is hard for them? When they were born in an American group speaking English, this dude needs serious mental help. Yeah. Your girlfriend is Mexican. Born and raised.

Is she? Illegally. Yeah. So I was born in Hollywood, California, which is ironic, but it's true. I was born at Kaiser off of Sunset. Is she Americanized? Can she read and write and everything? Kind of. Okay. Is she Americanized? Can she read and write and everything? Kind of.

English, tough. Yeah, that, I mean, we've talked about that a lot, but I just think he thinks that there's something really funny about saying that she's like too Mexican, which I don't get. Yeah, it's stealing valor. That's what it is.

That's a textbook case of stealing valor. Yeah, yeah. Illegally. Is English hard for her a textbook case of stealing yeah yeah illegally is english hard for oh yeah yeah it is yeah what no it's not she speaks perfect english she's like a fucking commentator right it would be i don't know maybe we're judging some some hypothetical would never know but it would be cool if he was like my girl's bilingual and it's fucking awesome you're right yeah compliment your woman yeah she's like yeah unless you're she's like a you hate her or something yeah maybe when he was in the ufc everyone liked when he would talk shit about his mexican wife so he just kept doing it i think so i mean he's a stupid guy and he thinks that's like so funny and it's gonna win people over yeah she barely gets it

he's fucking dumb as shit yeah that's what he thinks makes people like him because he has a small brain. But it's funny because what he doesn't realize is that he thinks she's dumb because he says dumb shit and she has that face like, what did Brendan just say? You know what I mean? It's a lot to say about the person who makes all your

Drive Fast All Gas merch. Yeah, dude. Let's see here. This one's posted by Confidence Search 8648. The attempt to go viral with this Shane Carwin opinion is beyond pathetic from doing a reaction segment on his own video to rinks using it as opportunity to hawk magic mind snake oil.

They deserve every failure they get. Let's see here. I face serious challenges in the meaning basic everyday expenses for food, shelter. How do you not just go? I get it, dude. Boom.

10, 15 mil. 10, 15 mil. Can we be human for a fucking second? Yeah, man. Yeah. I wonder if it'd be worth setting up a GoFundMe for Shane and having the fans put some money in. I don't know what the answer is.

Give a dollar. I don't know what the answer is. Give a dollar. I don't know what the answer is. I would do it. Does that help? I heard he's doing better, but it's like, does that solve the problem? No. You're putting a Band-Aid over. I don't mean to change the subject, but I'll tell you what I do do for my brain.

Magic mind. Should the UFC just give fighters magic mind? I mean, if you want to cure some issues. You know what I do right now? Yeah. If I'm worried about CT and I'm worried about all this stuff, I go to TranscendCompany.com slash Brennan Schaub. Do you know anything about these things?

No. Then shut the fuck up. This is your thing. Oh, my God. I mean, just so ridiculous. It would be funny. If it wasn't so dark, it'd be kind of funny to do that to your friend. Like, let's say your friend from high school is having some terrible brain thing, right?

And you're talking about it, and you're just like, man, he can't even do anything. He's thinking about killing himself. And then immediately you're just like, man, he can't even do anything. He's fucking, he's thinking about killing himself. And then immediately you're like, you know what he does need? Magic wand. Promo code Brendan Cooney. Promo code Gerardo Alarcon. Miguel is fucking redacted right now, okay? He's fucked up, all right?

He's like, it's kind of funny when i go over there he pisses his pants but if he had magic mine you just fucking try and make money off of it and and also to suggest that you would i'm thinking maybe i'll start a gofundme for miguel maybe and then have the fans pay for it but nah magic mine though you know what he needs is a favorite shoe. Do you have one of these? It sounds like, you know, I mean, I don't, this might be ridiculous, but at least if you're going through it, make your feet comfortable. Toe holds. And he shows his fucking disgusting feet.

Stupid morons. Let's see what else we got. Okay. Yeah. This one's funny. Pull the fuck up. Vinyl three panic posted this one. This is the. This one's funny. Pull the fuck up. Vinyl three pin panic posted this one. This is the, he's just said,

pull the fuck up. And this is what he looks like. Yeah. His face for all these things are great. All right. Let's see what else we got here. I'm easy to find bro. This one's posted by John Adam web design called Bapa,

a redacted story coming soon to Netflix. Anyone else think there will be a doc or movie based off Brendan this is such a good Photoshop yeah very great Photoshop I mean 100% and we've talked about it many times the guy that posted this like me and Gerardo

want to do a documentary on the Gringo Poppy specifically so not necessarily a whole thing on Bapa but I mean that's the dream. As you can see, starring Brendan Shaw, Brian Callen, Joe Rogan,

Mexican, zombie kids, Clint, hot chip guy, only fans, chick, BGL, Bobby Lee,

Kyla Kuhn, genre, unintentional comedy, drama. It says, Brendan Shaw had it all. Joe Rogan practically gift wrapped a golden ticket for him, but Papa's ego swelled faster than his MMA record deflated between keeping up

with a Mexican lifestyle and treating his employees like underpaid sparring partners. Shab's career took a detour, throw in over 100 K homeless cats on Reddit who roast him daily. And you've got the recipe for a man who's dodging punch lines harder than punches very good as you can see 100%

match that would that's it would be 100% match for us it's also the slept king account with bobby lee in the corner there you go shout out to y'all let's see here the funniest part of the shop nate rant posted byall. Let's see here. The funniest part of the shop Nate rant posted by big shoots. Let's see.

Now, if you're doing this because you fancy yourself a fist of cuffs. Yeah, I mean, I might be right. This is so good. If you're doing this because you fancy yourself a fist of cuffs. Yeah,

dude, I just picture when he says that I picture in his brain, the monkey doing the fucking... What are these things with the tambourines or whatever he does? That's what I think of. Or like an orc of like flying in the water and slashing people. This one's posted by Barfyman902. It's called,

They've given up on coming up with a tag for each episode. It's over, Bubba. Not going to lie. When I first saw this, I got kind of sad, a little sad. Yeah, it's kind of've given up on coming up with a tag for each episode it's over bubba not gonna lie when i first saw this i got kind of sad a little sad yeah uh as you can see here at the bottom we have brian lost himself at a diddy party which is the worst last title to have yeah yeah that's really not well thought out and then just everything else is numbered you know your days are numbered honestly the terrifier three in the bag oh my god dude and then just the huge episode where they got in a huge argument whatever yeah just bad bad news bears okay so this is question question this one kind of took a detour for us here. It's posted by D.

Makin McKean or something. Also, this comment is from Michelle Mitchell, which is could be a fake name. Brendan shop. The dog PD you're getting on the 24th from Tino Sanchez is my dog. I gave him 2k to train him for a veteran and he turned around and gave him to you. I'm begging you to do the right thing and tell Tino to give me my dog back please do the right thing holy shit prayers and hearts emojis is that a skits and bits or a real thing you think that's the hard

part about this whole Bapa thing dude because if that's true that's nuts and it's crazy that it's another dog that is needs to go back to its original owner but it could just be a fucking ninja cat you know what i mean yeah i mean very very easily could be either one and the reason that it could be the funniest version which or the saddest version which is this person meant for a veteran and it's going to shop is because the kind of people shop deals with are all scam artists yeah just like him grifters and scam people. Oh, I take a picture with my dog and say this product or whatever. It's like anyone that would tell you to do that,

you shouldn't trust that person. Oh, man. Anyways, let's see here. You're right because he did post him in the freaking. Yeah, that's crazy. All right, this one made me laugh pretty hard. I don't think we've ever watched this on the show. Confidence Search 8648.

Where was that I'll snap your neck energy when Strickland disrespected him and his ex to his face? So let's see what this is about. The thing about fighting, dude, these days, there's a lot of fucking pussies. You guys are too soft. We're too soft. Yeah, fucking beta males,

they're fucking man buns and shit. There's probably a couple man buns behind me. Yeah, there's less than one man bun. I mean, but they all could have fucking man buns. We could have some. So you think you're like the last? Yeah, I'm the last white trap. I'm the 90s, bro.

Why are we such pussies? I like it on his fucking podcast. Why are we such pussies? That's the guy that gets me famous. I could write a fucking book deal after going Joe Rogan. Maybe. I'm just fucking kidding. Yeah, it's different.

You're a good comedian, bro. Look, I'm funny, too. I'm just fucking kidding. It's different. You're a good comedian, bro. Look, I'm funny too. I'm just fucking kidding. You're good at pesking. So I'm not really that hungry, but not to break the fucking fourth wall we're supposed to eat, right? This is a fucking podcast. No, you don't even have to eat. Oh, well, that's fucking good.

You can just stare at it. You don't have to do anything. Really fucking good. One of your buddies slipped the beans. He used to date Ronda Rousey. Slipped the beans. Back to a hot second ago. How was that, dude?

How was that? You married? You got a girlfriend? I have a wife, two kids, my man. Oh, shit. So we won't go there. How was Ronda Rousey? She was cool.

She was a savage. I'll tell you what, I've been around. A savage? Are we talking about a savage? I'm telling you, Bubba. I'm telling you. I don't know what women you have in your gym. Her, when she was coming up, savage, my man.

I've seen her beat up dudes. Let me tell you why I hate Ronda Rousey, guys. It's so funny to not be the person in the room with Sean, but it would be hard for me because he has no filter. He's just going to cut you. Anything he notices, he's going to say it. There's nothing stopping him. No part of his brain is like,

maybe I shouldn't ask him about his small teeth. But I'd love to have him on. Open invite. There's nothing stopping him. No part of his brain is like, maybe I shouldn't ask him about his small teeth, you know? But I'd love to have him on. Open invite. Dude, that was great. It's also weird. He said that he saw her beat other guys. It's like... Pause.

Pause. That's all I'll say about that. I'm terrified of all UFC fighters. Let's see here. This one is probably the funniest clip for the day. I don't know if you'll find it as funny as I did. Okay. Bean Dip and Clint threw in an ad read without telling the others.

Looks like Brandon is skimming off the top and Eric is not happy. Confidence search 8648 posted this one. Bro, watch this. This weekend, you'll see 308. I know, Nick, you're going to be watching, but it's literally the best fight the UFC can make. And, Brent, before you even go further, real quick, download the DraftKings Sportsbook.

DraftKings is one of our best sponsors, so download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use the code GOLDEN. That's code GOLDEN for new customers and get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just $5. Heck yeah. Come on, Brent. I like the two dogs. If you're going to make money, now are they both

going to win? It's going to be a far stretch, but I like Whitaker and five rounds over Hamzat as a dog. I like the two dogs. If you're going to make money, now are they both going to win? It's going to be a far stretch, but I like Whitaker and five rounds over Hamzat as a dog. That's not a bad bet. Just be cool. Just be cool. Don't say anything. He's not

getting any of the DraftKings money? Is that what they're paying that's the narrative they're painting interesting that's so funny to not know yeah every there's like a new sponsor you never heard of we should do the magic what yeah we should do that on the show i'll just steal all the merch money and you don't get all of the people that sponsor us. You just never get any of it. Yeah, I agree. Let's shake on that now.

Why would you shake on that? Let's do it. I think it would be so funny if you just brought in sponsors and I'm just like. Well, you all saw him shake on it. So we'll see. Why? Why? I like the two dogs.

If you're going to make money, you're both going to win. Oh, man. The body language is nuts. I didn't even look at Chris's reaction. I want to see this really quick. Sorry. Yeah, no, no.

Go on, Brent. I like the two dogs. If you're going to make money. I mean, Chris looks like he knows. He's in on it. Eric has... That's like a reaction my dad would give me. Like when he comes home

and he sees that I haven't raked the leaves. Yeah. All right. Let's see what else we got here. This one's posted by Confidence Search 8648.

He's really posting a lot. He's breaking in a new phrase. I haven't watched this. I read the title. I'm like, we got to see this on the show. Is it the posse?

Oh, no, no, no. That's a different one. Sorry. Let's see. It's a good guess. I haven't watched this. I read the title. I'm like, we got to see this on the show. Is it the posse? Oh, no, no, no. That's a different one. Sorry. Let's see. It's a good guess. You're a guesser? All right. Watching him with DDP. But here's the thing. So let's say just, and I don't think this is going to happen, but it very well could. Let's say he dog walks Robert Whitaker in that first shot. Oh, yeah. Starches him.

Dog walks. And then he gets a title shot. Then let's say he offers him the first shot. Oh, yeah. Just starches him. Dog walks. And then he gets a title shot. Then let's say he, let's say he offered him the title shot. Is she going to do the podcast? No, she turned it down. She's too afraid. Well, she's afraid,

but also. I know why, too. No, I know why. I tweeted this. Also, she would get dog walks. Also, you can't ask this.

This is your time. And Roland was like, no, I don't do that. And Joe would be like, oh, I don't need to do that. Yeah, he goes both You can't ask this. This is your time. And Rogan was like, no, I don't do that. And Joe would be like, oh, I don't need to do that. Yeah, he goes, I don't do that. And she went, oh, then I'm not doing it. Oh, you want to have a conversation? Why? Right. Because you can't. You get dog walked in. So she turned that down. Oh, man. Gotta say, me and him got the same idea that we got that

Dodgers merch. Beast of a shirt. The Yankees are getting dog walked. Yeah, the Yankees got dog walked last night, dude. Man, how would you use dog walked? I'm tired of the phrase.

I don't know. I don't think I would use dog walked. I dog walked sleep last night because I didn't sleep at all. Beast of a takeaway, dude. All righty. Let's see here. This one's posted by Gordo SF.

Brendan refuses to say wife. Brendan refuses to say wife. I'm not going to say anything. And then he looks over at me. I'm waiting for my girl. She's in the bathroom. I'm waiting for her. I was watching.

My girl was watching. it say it like you're my girl now i'll come home and cooking it just say it you ate a pepperoni pizza i'm about because my my uh my my girl had the emergency c-section say it and you you were around during that time, and you knew this. I'd be like, dude, I don't know what to do. Loved the girl as a friend. But when it came to that, I'm like, dude, it's just not, she's not my person. I found my person. Just say it. And they had him starting pitcher and then batting fourth, right?

So he's like a little Otani. And his mom knows baseball. Say it. My girl's son's mom. Say it. baseball. My girl's son's mom. My girl's son's mom. Girl's son's mom. That doesn't make any sense. Just say your wife. That sounds um miley cyrus's daughter yeah let's see what else is on here because of the song yeah

i guess it's just him dancing the rest of the time wait it clicked in my mind that my husband well I disagree with this clip honestly I mean everybody knows that you don't say wife until 10 years in everybody knows that true my dad I mean they've been married for like whatever 50 years or whatever he always says my girl he never says wife

can you imagine he's so old girl no it's like a huge american thing to be like a fiance oh you popped the question oh dude yeah it was crazy it was awesome she fucking walked me in my truck and i got on one knee you know yeah that's how most marriages start all righty uh another video from the nate dia thing posted by Bet300, my new favorite shabbism. You're a fucking praying mantis barking at a tiger walking through the fucking jungle. Don't make me stop and twist your fucking neck off. Man, he's got an imagination on him, dude.

He really does. Walking through the jungle. I wouldn't have added that. You know what I mean? That tattoo, you're a fucking praying mantis walking against or running into a tiger in the jungle. What does he say? Something like that. Get it tatted, dude.

Don't put me in a room and make me suck my way out. All right, let's see the graphic at the end. Fuck off. Damn right. All right. So we got a praying man is barking yeah do praying man is his bark all the time we're an hour and 10 minutes into the show god damn let's see here bapa wonders do we america own south america posted by handsome black man oh man do you want to predict anything or do you just want to watch? I think he's literally going to ask that.

Do we own South America? Yeah. Let's see. Yeah, that's true. Does no one own South America? Do we not own that? No. South America is.

That's Jamaica. No, I know. I know. Brazil. I know. What is it, Jed? Man. Brian is obsessed with geography, dude.

I didn't have the screen on for that one. You get it. They get it. That's so funny, dude. Does someone own it? Do we own it? I thought he would be sarcastic at least. What does that even mean?

Yeah. I don't even understand the question, honestly. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah, let's go to the next clip, dude. Rinks crashing his interview drives me nuts. Posted by Confidence Search 8648. Let's see this. What do you make of Conor talking about doing bare knuckle?

I mean, just talks exactly like Boppa, right? Yeah. You know what I'd like to see is, you know that thing they did with Ben Shapiro where they have like 40 leftists interviewing him and the thing? I want to see that but with Shaw and like see the back and forth there. Again, why? You got a Lamborghini yacht. What are we doing?

Bare knuckle. For what? And you got kids, man. You got little kids at home. I just – I'm just cut from a different cloth. If one of my companies sells, dude, the only way you at home. I'm just cut from different cloth. If one of my company sells, dude, the only way you'll be able to hold me is a landline.

There he is. Damon was just talking about you. Damon Martin. He went to your show in Ohio. What's up, buddy? What's up, Brian? How are you? There he is. What's up, Brian? How are you? Just a man. What's going on? What are you guys doing? A podcast? We're doing a little interview here. We haven't caught up in a while.

I was just catching up with Brendan. Good. I'm glad I wore my purple, my lilac sweatshirt. It tends to bring out my eyes. My lilac. I was talking good about you at the start of the show. I was saying like... I went over and I said hi to Donald. I wore my jeans.

Brings out my thighs. And Donald, I think that was the one there i've been three recently but the donald uh was sitting there and it was all this excitement and i said do you miss it he goes i want to fight again i want to fight so donald i think is probably that the juice the juice you get from fighting and competing the attention that's hard to let go of it really is riveting stuff brian's a real hungry wolf in this clip dude yeah dude he's always trying to spill the beans on these motherfuckers yeah uh speaking of which tony moved to texas started wearing cowboy hats and big belt buckles and listens to country music now if papa moves to texas would he cosplay harder than tiny tony hinge cliff let's hear. Posted by ambitious tip 3152.

As you can see here. Fuck. Wow. He's got that belt buckle. Looks like a tiger paw. So Texas is the big comedy scene now. And Tony is completely. It would be funny if it was different.

Whatever this is, but in Portland. If Joe Rogan moved to Portland or fucking Minnesota, like what would he do in Minnesota? Yeah. Or fucking Chicago, like he just has a, if he's in the Midwest, he has like a plate of cheese curds with him. He's fat. Spilled the beans on these.

With like a rain jacket on. But no, this is Texas, Tony. Yeah. Texas toast. Where does he get his beans? You know, I don't know. Fucking magic beanstalk. This one's a post by Richard 8064.

Fight confirmed. Live from Africa or Antarctica. I said Africa. Hosted by Carhartt, apparently, dude. Good. Promotions presents live from Antarctica, January 2025, Schwab and Diaz. Anything with Schwab on it makes me laugh. Yeah.

I mean, just look at this. That'd be such a Netflix fight, dude. It'd be good. If he came in Jimmy Butler emo, you know what I mean? Yeah. We'd have to go. Yeah. Chin Second Balcon balcony posted this one.

It's a posse. Might be just more of the same thing. Now, if you're doing this because you fancy yourself a fist of cuffs, if you fancy yourself, you want to actually grapple me. I'm not hard to get a hold of. Pull the fuck up. Damn right. And you can show up with all your boys, do all that stuff.

But what a real man will do is pull up one-on-one. I don't have a posse. I don't need one, bud. Oh, really, dude? I'm going to say this about the Skankfest fans and the Skankfest thing. Obviously, I was scared to go in there just because people are mean. You don't know. I brought Jay.

We weren't selling merch. So Jay was there just in case things popped off. So I had somebody to have my back. I didn't know if I was going to get stabbed, shanked, shot. That's Skankfest. He also performs stand-up comedy for Hell's Angels, Antifa. Proud Boys. Proud Boys.

They all love him. He's got a big posse, dude. That's the only thing they have in common is their love of Brennan Chubb. Hilarious to be afraid of. I mean, like, Skankfest fans, they scare me in the sense that they're sort of diabolical and they're read it as mean, but they don't

scare me. I wouldn't think I'd be stabbed by one of them. They're comedy fans. That's your narrative, dude. He's dealing with a whole different level of success, alright that's true i don't know what his success is like he was top 10 heavyweight all right so let's be cool um let's see here confidence search 86 48 posted this throwback to when he never spoke bad about nate because nate would twist your fucking neck off so basically the same thing he said he would do to nate but for nate this time so nate is on i forget what season but he's a coach i think gilbert melendez whatever

and so they invite everybody to that nightclub nate shows up dana's there and he's drinking and dana goes what he's something like what's up motherfucker to nate diaz now i know from dealing with nate you can't talk to nate like that it's not going to go well so dana goes what's up motherfucker he's been drinking. Nate goes, what the fuck is up? You need to pay me what I'm worth. In his face, because you need to pay me what I'm worth. And Danny goes, what the fuck are you talking about?

Those shorts, dude. I'm laughing. That's a lot. Those shorts are too short, obviously. The elephant in the room is now the shorts. Yeah. $20 says somebody called him gay. Yeah. In this episode. I mean, we always talk about thais. in the room is now the shorts yeah twenty dollars that somebody called them gay and yeah and then also i mean if it isn't we always talk about thighs so i mean how can you not notice the

thighs look at those thighs yeah callan's like damn i gotta get on that low because i need big name fights and you pay me what i'm fucking worth gets in his face and had to be separated because nate was gonna twist his fucking neck off so so the legend of nate diaz i don't know if that story's out there but the legend of nate diaz and why you love him is because of that that's why you never hear me talk bad about nate did you catch that you never talk bad about him did you catch that the twist the neck the door oh the door you heard the door right here dude fuck another person's coming in and out let's just see let's go back a little further the door. You heard the door right here, dude. Oh, fuck. Another person's coming in and out. Let's just see. Let's go back a little further.

The door is something we're following very closely here. Yeah, yeah. Sorry if I went back too far, but I really watched you. No, no, no. I liked that you got the eye. You got the eye, dude. I have a producer in the ear of a fucking legend. Let's see.

Good thighs. So the legend of Nate Diaz, I don't know if that story's out there, but the legend of Nate Diaz and why you love him is because of that. Yeah. That's why you'll never hear him talk about it. Fucking door, dude. Diaz brothers, there's a purity to them. And that purity is that they are about fighting.

Only. They weren't about business. They weren't about, they were real. They're just dyed-in-the-wool fighters. They're fighters before they're athletes. They're fighters before they're businessmen. They're fighters. What's he saying, Nick? Oh, shit. It's... What's his face?

Tyson Fury. Yeah. Oh, it says it on the screen. Yeah. I mean, Bapa's in deep waters right now. Yeah. And the last one is just a fun little send-off here uh me getting full from all dishes you cats been serving up chairs posted by 12 washing beard dude i mean honestly wasn't that us today on this episode we were just eating yeah you know i'm full you know there's no my shirt his shirt's busting out. That guy's having the best time of his life. It'd be neat.

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