10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub isn't in it for the VIEWS! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #105

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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And I told you to be Netflix And I told you to be Void And I told you to be Balls Deep And I told you to be Nine And in the morning, Mr. Whole Foods And it will be a special time One take. When you get there, bop, bop, try to speak. Release surprises today. You better actually watch 10 Minutes of Shop. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in.

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The worst of the worst. The worst of the worst. You know, I heard it both ways. We also have a video that Gerardo shot with Rose, his mom, cooking video. Yep, the producer's cooking video. It's imperative for all podcasts to have that. Yeah. And Early Access coming back next week sorry i was in new orleans i was on like a five-day bender ever heard of it you know i was drinking and all that but i'm back now and also shout out

to bud easy thank you for the red band shirt great guy never met him he came to the shows but anyways that's not why they're here i knowch ever heard of it? Yeah. I know you have shows. You want to plug your shows? This Thursday, Friday, I'm in San Diego and we need people to come out. So come to the mic drop in Claremont, San Diego. Yeah.

If you're there, come out, daddy. Yeah. Anyways. And then this Sunday at the Laugh Factory Covina, Hollywood Improv, April 27th.

Which is like the mic drop with salsa on it. Yes. But that is not why they're here. That's why I'm here. That's why I'm here. That's why Gerardo's here. Hawk move. 8-17. But no, let's start the timer.

Play the chain clip. They're here to watch Tama's show. Yeah, dude. Alright. Let's see what we got here. First clip is posted by one of our guys, dude. Paul C2. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, shout out to him. It's called Fixed It. He sent this to us in a DM. Oh, good to see him in the kitchen.

Let's go. what do you think of a beast of an editor yeah i forgot because i remember when he sent this i forgot that it's a cane of rain. Yeah, dude. It's pretty far. This is so funny. Look at that. He catches that bitch, dude. There's no editing right there. You saw that smooth transition? Oh, yeah. It's real. And he would never let a bottle of rain fall on the rain. Dude, this promo took three months to film. Look at that.

See? There's no edit. See? That's crazy. You know, like, you know, it's a rain Toontown crossover crossover which we all want yeah we're waiting for that imagine you smoke dmt and like somewhere in the middle of that geographic trip you see that motherfucker like that dude just i mean yeah i guess so i mean if i was on dmt i probably would say some shit like this brendan chop yeah he would be like dude why do you watch me 10 minutes a week?

What's going on? And I'd be like, because I'm a huge fan. He'd be like, all right, you're Nick. You're cool, dude. And then skeletons would pop out or whatever and I'd be in the third dimension or whatever happens. You'd be stuck with a bunch of beans cheese everywhere. Like beans, cheese, beans, cheese. Every night though? Every night? What the hell? All right, let's see

what we got next. This is called Thangam. I don't know what that means. Thangam. Altruistic mistake 39. let's see what we got next. This is called Thangam. I don't know what that means. Thangam. Altruistic mistake 39. Let's see what this is. You were a superstar. And if you only knew, I'm about to spill the beans on these motherfuckers.

They don't even know. I'm about to give them the whole inside scoop about how it was supposed to be a short set. They wanted to keep me at the table. They didn't want me to make fun of this. They didn't want me to make fun of this they didn't want me to make fun of that okay okay and then you just get up there and you're like the world they gave me a chance you know what i mean they gave a hungry wolf a chance of showing what i can do so the other guy is the guy from busting with the boys you know one of

the people that was asking Brian about the board? Oh, so you guys got like a board? Oh, so you bomb every night? So when you were at the roast, you were like making fun of the guys or whatever? He doesn't understand. The Barstool Sports brilliant guys, him and Taylor.

So you were like, let me get this straight. So they gave you a microphone that you could use? You saw QK, was it really that big, that ass? guys, him and Taylor. Yeah. So you were like, let me get this straight. So you like, they gave you a microphone that you could use? You saw QK. Was it really that big, that ass?

Was it that big? Did you roast the ass? Did you talk about how she fucks black guys? See how I got this barstool hat? Yeah, I do. I know I'm again ignoring the main point of the clip,

but I just think that's funny. Yeah, every time you make fun of a piece of merch, you have to buy it, dude. Yeah, well. Now I got to get a Barstool hat. All right, shout out to Dave Portnoy. Yeah, I mean, it's definitely cringe the way he's talking. I've never heard someone say spill the beans before.

Oh, yeah. Spill the beans on there, motherfucker. Something about that seemed feminine to me, dog. What about the cheese, bro? Yeah, just the beans? I'm spilling the beans and cutting the cheese, bro. You forgot about the cheese, dude. Beans and cheese. I do have respect for Tony because he doesn't do

black scent at all. Except for that a little bit there. I'm going to tell these motherfuckers. He still sounds like Tony though, dude. They fucking, they fucking didn't know about this hungry wolf. I'm a fucking hungry wolf.

I wish he did like, like you did that at the end of it. Like a hawk. Yeah. That's actually, you know what? That whole thing was a hawk move. Yeah.

If you watch Raccoon Tweety's, you know, we talk about hawks and ducks and all that, but I think acting like crazy like that, kind of a hawk move. It's kind of like an anamorph of a duck trying to be a hawk, but he didn't drop cheese, dude. If he would have put cheese in there, gah-gah, bro.

I'm about to spill the beans on these motherfuckers. You know how people say he's like the Joker and Batman and all that? I'm about to spill the beans on you, Batman. Batman thinks he can stop me, but I'm a young and hungry wolf. Wait, let's see if we're accurate, okay?

Let's just get the audio on this. ...old inside scoop about how... Inside scoop? ...they don't even know beans on these... You are a superstar. And if you only knew, I'm about to spill the beans on these motherf... All right, there's no black scent there. The lie detector test said... No black scent. You're right. There's no black scent there. The lie detector test said.

No black scent. Or like the detector said, no black scent. You are not the black scent. Oh, that was Mario with the black scent right there. Batman says that I can't steal from the bank

and rob people of Gotham, but he doesn't know that I'm a hungry wolf. Batman counted the chains from CVS and they gave him too much and i'm spilling the beans on that motherfucker that's pretty close actually what he really sounds like good job thanks dude that's why i do this um let's see here this is called boppa is punching the air right now posted by habitual line steppa um as you can see it's Tony, Derrick Shane and Joe and I don't know who this is but he looks familiar

kind of looks like that guy Nick Thune but it isn't Nick Thune Nick Thune with salsa on him Nick Thune great guy met him dude oh yeah? yeah he's fucking dope another guitar guy one of our guys come on Nick Thune please meet me again

play a song with us. It'd be funny. Are you homeless? Okay, so this is posted by MundaneMembership88. It's called, Since he always talks about how tough he is, I found this dish. Uh-oh.

People always trying to expose Papa, dude. And people think I hate him for the Mexican thing he said. What did I do, Cooney? What'd you do? I watched the fucking gringo poppy again and I'm back in love with, Oh, that's right. You're back on board.

Yeah. All you gotta do is pop that bad boy in. Oh, Gerardo turned full heel. Oh, Oh, Oh yeah, dude.

Nah, dude. You think he does this for the folks in it? Wrong camera. Here we go. I watched my way to pray. Those. Uh,

is it twist off? No. Hey, boss, do they have a bottle opener? Someone has a bottle opener out of this group. Hey, boss. Are you sure? He's talking to the truck. He's like, hey, boss, do you have a bottle opener?

He thinks the truck is sent to him. Hey, boss. Look at it. Hey, boss, do they have a bottle opener? ready hey boss instead of boss i see he's like this must be the ear of the truck dude i love that the dude yeah yeah i mean i don't i wouldn't put it past him but i love that the dude in the in the van is like almost in on the bit you know because he says it's a twist off man. Like even he knows whether Brent,

like you have to make Brennan look stupid in any way. He yells at, no, it's actually a twist off. He could have just, he already gave him the bottle. I like how he doesn't show his face too. Yeah. I don't matter, dude. I don't care. He's almost cat.

Let's see you. Opener. Someone has a bottle. Out's almost cat. Let's see here. Opener. Someone has a button. Out of this group, someone has a button. Are you sure? Really? No, there's no way. Try twisting off, Doug.

Let me see it, Doug. Oh, man. He's tired of Brendan's bullshit. I like how Brendan always digs deeper, too. You could have just been like, ah, I'm an idiot. Yeah. It's a twist off.

But instead he's like, no, it's not. No, it's not. Why argue that? Why argue with the guy that gave it to you? Right? It doesn't make sense. I like Brendan's response though, dude.

If ever you're in the wrong, just hit him with a nice fucking sensual ooh, dude. Let me see it, Doug. Ooh. Wait, is he the guy that does ooh, or is it off camera? Someone's going ooh. No, that's Brendan going ooh, dude. You want another one? Let's see. Let me see it, Doug.

Ooh. You're right. Yeah, I think it's the other guy, whoever he is. Or it's the fucking what's it called? Later, somebody put some oh in there watching and put it in yeah it's like chan accidentally recorded brendan doing that while watching this that that would work let's see here it's whoever that guy is yeah well brendan being silly you know comedians are funny every now and

again that's a great clip. Yeah. Let's see. This one's posted by Icarus Lives. It's called Brendan Schaub's Daily Routine. I believe there's a song on here. So if it gets cut, then sorry. Reason to remember the name.

Let's go. 2 a.m. wake up. 4am. Ozempic. Adderall. Whiskey time. Text Rogan. Cancel Entire European Tour, Host Deepak K, Rebook European Tour,

Adderall, Hi Shane, Take Chompy's to Baseball, Trug Walk Baseball Mom, Text Rogan again, Adderall, Still No Invite to the Mothership, Check for Baddies, Text Rogan, Adderall. How many times did he text her? Whiskey. Three. Adderall. That's five Adderalls.

They do bedtime, 1.30. Damn. That's like a redacted version of the Mark, whatchamacallit, Mark Wahlberg schedule. You know, he has like, he posts his schedule and it's like, wake up, dream, blah, blah, blah, shower, gym again and all that.

But it's got- Make burgers at like six o'clock. But Boppa's got, I mean, where's the big gulp though? Is that pissing in the sink? I don't know if you noticed, but what time is he waking up, dude? Before 434 for sure. So he's got that good. Good.

What else does he do? Should we go through it? Oh, yeah. Like one by one? He's doing Adderall, asking Chindadian baddies, Ozempic. Dude, we already know all this, dude. So does he do Adderall twice? He does Adderall five times in this day.

Yeah. Damn, dude. He's a hardworking guy. Yeah. Maybe that white boy that worked too much. Ozempic. Ever heard of it? All right, let's see here.

Bapa the blue-coll collar podcaster learned his work ethnic from his father the blue collar computer programmer posted by boppa strange well let's make it make sense dude that work ethic came from my dad when my dad blue collar self-made so when i was young he taught me the work ethic so no matter what i'm doing whether you know i was a janitor for a short period of time when I was young I was the best janitor there was I was there early stayed late like it's just a work ethic so wherever you put me at

that work ethic isn't going to change so whether it's in the car business fighting podcasting stand up that work ethic is who I am well if I don't love what I'm doing I'm the worst worker of all time I break stuff steal stuff quit it's just not for me break stuff steal stuff quit that's a great way of thinking about it dude fuck i just

think it's so funny that he that he says he's a janitor at some point there's no way he was ever a janitor not a chance dude that doesn't make sense how are you going to be training to be a football player then a wrestler or whatever fighter and then be a janitor somewhere in the mix there? Yeah, that's part of it. But then also being a son of a rich person, you're not going to be a janitor somewhere. That part, bro. And they learned that from my dad. And then he says he steals stuff, breaks stuff, and quits. I would like to think that the worst, like,

Brendan is doing right now currently in life, he just makes up worse jobs from his past. Like, that's how he's trying to be more empathetic with others and stuff. Or, like, have people have more empathy for him. He's like, dude, I was making pyramids at one time, dude. Just, like, his job gets worse and worse. I was a slave, dude. Yeah, I mean, and then who are the people that he's talking to it it almost looks like he's giving it he's like somebody you bring

in to give a motivational speech yeah he's doing like talks with other podcasts um like these guys they were meeting earlier and they're like you know when we do our podcast it just doesn't have the same kind of feel that it's had in the past. You know, we need to bring in somebody to kind of motivate us, maybe give us some advice. Maybe a black belt. A black, you know, I'm thinking, Brendan Schaap. And then Brendan Schaap comes in and he's like, yeah, guys, you know, I mean, what I do, I really got from my dad, dude. I mean, I literally, I was one of those guys that would sell oranges on the side of the street. You know, people wouldn't drive by and fucking spill mud on me.

One time somebody like got out of the car and tried to shoot me, you know, and then I would just, but I saved up. I didn't stop selling oranges though. No. You know, I worked at it. I worked at that highway every day. I learned that from my dad. I will say that I stole stuff broke stuff and quit but then I went to the flower business

it's hard to think also he's Latino dude like that's the Latino dad speech dude there's more evidence yeah mijo if you're gonna be good

in life you have to be a good janitor fool if you gotta clean no toilet clean it really good fool the guy

the hot chip guy what's his name again Richard Montanez Richard Montanez richard montanez yeah yeah he's like that's it yeah that's what he goes in that story my dad always told me about richard montanez you know and my wife loves hot cheetos illegally illegally imagine loving hot cheetos illegally uh let's see here oh they went black which one is it be posted by work the shoot let's see here i'm not a gearhead i've never pretended i'm a gearhead i can't fix this stuff i don't it's a different bro this can't be recent it's crazy he's just like politicians where you can play the clip saying that hey i'm

a gearhead there's got to be clips of him saying he's speaking to politicians i want to hear his take on a mexican woman being president dude it's not going to be good i'm thinking oh yeah i mean the last that's going to be a spicy clip and you know she's the first woman president she's jewish i'm sure shab has something to say about at least a few of those things yeah something tells me god is going to get brought up dude i'm not a gearhead i've never pretended I'm a gearhead I can't fix this stuff I don't it's a different language it's hetrocious dude

why does he say hetrocious you almost feel if I were the person that taught him that word hetrocious I'd almost feel guilty at this point

because I'd be like damn he keeps saying hetrocious because I said it once and he just heard me wrong we should have split the syllables into different days like uh just that today dude uh tro tro if i were gonna go to brendan shop i would have the respect to not use any words that he might mess up really bad and hurt his like his public image more you know like public image how you said it right now he would not have heard that correctly you're right you caught me you public image

you sounded like some fucking ethiopian right now oh i did yeah i'm gonna say hard as public image you said like that i don't want to do show that's a paid narrative but all right let's see fucking car thing is uh is new to you, I mean, new as far as me showing it, you know, as far as me creating content around it. But as far as cars go, I've been modding cars since I was 16. I just like the randomness of that. It is wild how he just lie all the time. Yeah, he's a, I mean, all he does is he does lie to you dude all he does is lie to us i miss that account too all i do is lie to you oh i haven't seen that in a while

it's been probably like 30 40 episodes since that guy's made us drop by uh let's see this one's called the rinks axes rinks axes bean dip about addy use posted by chin second balcony he's the new all i do is lie to you for sure let's see now i'll tell you this i'm very happy with your you're tight you're tight you're looking tight you're taking certain things you wouldn't be allowed to take when you were fighting like peptides yeah i can take peptides i can take trt oh you can i also get rast now now i'm not on the road daddy's asleep by nine and that's why I wake up so early. I get rast now. There's so many mess-ups, it's hard to tell which one's the one to laugh at.

I get rast now, daddy's asleep at nine. This is a strange talker. Let's see. Now, I'll tell you this. I'm very happy with your tight. You're tight. You're looking tight. Thank you, sir.

That's such a weird way to start, too. What does that mean? You're tight. What if I told, like I was trying, i think what he's saying is he's in shape right so what if we start off a podcast i'm like i got i gotta tell you this well first of all you're tight puppy puppy like you always do yeah listen don't listen bro okay used to fat, but now you're tight. I want you to show me how you did it. Then I go, thanks. It's just a strange, they have a strange dynamic.

Yeah. Because Callan talks like an old man coach or something. He's always in that comedy character that he does. It's not like, hey, man, you're losing weight or you're in shape he's got to do something weird sort of like man i gotta talk about i gotta talk you fucking used to be like you were getting a little chubby i was gonna say you're a little bit great wall now you're more like zen master i don't know just makes it busy keep it busy certain things you wouldn't be allowed to take when you were fighting, like peptides, yeah?

I can take peptides. I can take TRT. Oh, you can. I also get RAST now. RAST. All right, so peptides, TRT. He's able to hit those, execute, execute. You know, like DDR, Dance Dance Revolution.

It's like perfect, perfect, perfect, right? Yeah. Is that what you get when you play the game? You never played DDR, dude? Not for a long time everyone played ddr yeah you don't got to lie on your waves daddy i just don't remember perfect perfect what does that mean oh it's just like oh you never got perfect that's why maybe yeah yeah i just imagine his speech like you know like the arrows go up on the screen and you have to push the arrows? I don't know DDR, man.

I have no idea what you're talking about. It's been at least, if I ever played it, it's been 10 or 15 years. Well, for the chefs out there, that would be Netflix if you can edit a clip of him fucking up a lot of words and just have the DDR thing. Is it like Guitar hero where you miss the notes there we go let's do guitar hero then yeah where you miss the notes and i do you just see the bomb bomb so you got yeah is it a shocker to you that i don't know something but yeah i

remember that i was also bad at the guitar hero i think shop may be better at guitar hero than me i remember i fucking went on a date with some girl and i didn't close and she came over to my plan i was like you want to play guitar hero why did did I say that? I was bad at it. She played guitar hero and then she left. Dang. I asked her if she wanted to hang out with again, hang out again. And she told me that she was at a friend's birthday party. Oh, I could have been invited to it. I bet you it wasn't even her birthday party, dude. I bet you there was no birthday. Yeah. Fuck. I'm sorry, dude. I didn't mean to bring that up from DDR. All right,'s keep going now i'm on the road daddy's asleep by nine and that's why i wake up so early at four i'm in the gym by five not touching alcohol no no no no nothing you're living a healthy life dude

happy living healthy life i just smell like gasoline no adderall nope nothing You can't hide Those lion eyes Damn I hope he's not doing Adderall dude That's a lot of stuff If he's doing TRT, peptides, whatever that is Yeah Fucking nicotine Kratom

Magic mine It just takes a lot of stuff What do you think peptides are dude? Protein Amino acid linked by peptide bonds Magic Mine. It just takes a lot of stuff. What do you think peptides are, dude? Protein. Oh, okay. That was a good guess. Amino acids linked by peptide bonds.

A polypeptide is a longer continuous umbrage. Blah, blah, blah. It's probably something like, you know, what's that shit that you take? Like a protein pack. Like a protein. Oh, like a shake. Shake or whatever I was thinking of what's the thing that helps you with rejuvenating your

it was creatine magic mind yeah magic mind was also on it alright so this one's posted by VMC92 it's called taking a page out of Papa's playbook go ahead and read that right there Jennifer Lopez cancels tour to be with family.

Quotation mark. I wouldn't do this if I didn't feel that it was absolutely necessary. Damn. Alright, you want to do your best J-Lo? No, I can't. I don't have a J-Lo impersonation. That was a trick question, dude, and you passed, brother. Because that's a Latino female

right there. Is she Mexican? Papa, Papa, ¿Por qué te haces muchos chingados? I don't even know Spanish, honestly. Oh, yeah. It sounded like Brennan Shaw was on the podcast right there just a little bit. Chilaria. Pico de gallo.

I like that celebrities are copying Bapa a little bit. Because it's her, she did it. And then also you pulled a clip of Kevin Spacey doing the same thing. So Bapa's playbook though redacted seems to be at least successful enough for other people to copy it. Right? Yep. I'll be the celebrity that's

fine as shit. Is that what he says? Fine as shit? Fine as shit. Fine. Oh fine. I'm fine. Okay. Sorry. I'll stop. Here we go. This one's called Craig Jones Confirmed Homeless. It's posted by S. Lee 2.

Let's see what this is about. Like you're traveling. Do you have a home? I'm homeless. I'm a homeless guy, you know? Yeah, dude. Everyone should get in on the bit. It's always funny when a random person does it. Well, not even people but like famous people yeah you're like mma guy yeah all right so

i chose this one we usually don't like to talk about the wife stuff but this was pretty funny to me it's posted by reptilian dog guy is the wifey aware of homeless slang dicey and read that comment right there as a mother why do you support Bella? Not that one, this one. Who needs baddies and addies when you have this beauty at the casa? It's complimentary. Yeah. It's kind of, yeah, it's jokey. Wait, was that other guy, Craig Jones,

was that the Scottish guy who's like, that we've seen a lot of? I don't think that's the same guy. Because he didn't sound Scottish at all. Okay. Like he was like i'm the ceo of bf jeans yeah that is legendary yeah but i feel like that guy's name might have been craig jones i heard you're the ceo of bf jings i love that clip yeah well please correct us in the comments i forget i don't know if that's the same guy this one's called old cheryl kelby bapa has been modding cars almost as long as he's been mowing closets what the hell does mowing closets mean i have no idea posted by chin second balcony let's see people are gonna be pretty mean to me pretty nasty because you know i'm not cheryl kelp uh you know carol shelby fucking car thing

carol shelby who. Who's that? Maybe that guy. I don't know. I'll look it up. Is new to you? Yeah. I mean, new as far as me showing it, you know, as far as me creating content around it. But as far as cars go, I've been modding cars since I was 16.

Carroll Shelby made the Shelby Mustang. I didn't even know it was Shelby Mustang. Did you know there was a Shelby Mustang? Yeah, I knew that. Okay, cool. It might not even be a Mustang. It might just be a Shelby. Guess what, dude?

I'm not a car guy. I'm not a gearhead. Never said I was, dude. Yeah, you don't have a street princess. No, dude. I drive a Prius, dude. A street Prius, dude. um all right let's go on with this podcast this post by successful egg 8 3 4 5 boppa up all night doing car stuff didn't record

it sorry he scores points at the end just a down-to-earth relatable guy well that's always good to hear let's see it's a win for me because i love doing it because it's my passion so like a lot of stuff i do um the team's not around and they can't film it. And I'll pull up and they're like, oh, dude, you did carbon fiber fenders? When? I'm like, oh, I was up all night. You know, I just put them on like, well, do we need to film that? I'm like, no, I don't think about it.

I'm like, sorry, man. You know, like, sorry. So I don't know what success looks like as far as the automotive because it's not, I don't view it as that. I'd be doing it no matter what. So it's a little different. I don't view it as a job. Got you.

I think most people in the automotive world don't know what success looks like either. They're nice guys. They're like, hey, man, he's just like us, man. They take his word for it. Yeah. And that's what truck guys are, I guess. They're just nice guys. They're like, oh, yeah, he's just like us, man. They take his word for it. And that's what truck guys are, I guess. They're just nice guys. They're like, oh, yeah, come on in. You don't see a lot of videos of truck guys being like,

this guy's full of shit. We watched like one video like that. So maybe there are. Dude, Papa's just such a good talker, dude. Right? He just goes. I like that he was like uh he goes uh yeah so i was just doing these carbon fiber prints whatever that means whatever that is and then he's saying that

a producer of his show is like oh you did carbon fiber prints he didn't film it what are you fucking are you insane sorry i'm just going so crazy with cars, I don't even film at all. As if anyone knows what that is. Does he have a guy filming that knows about carbon fiber prints of a truck? That's like, oh, man, the fuck, dude? I can't believe you didn't. You got to tell me, dude. If you fucking mod the blowers, you got to. The second that you think to do that, we have to get that on camera.

If you change a valve without a camera there dude i will kms it's like francis ford coppola shooting a famous film yeah and he's like oh yeah i filmed the river scene and oh or like i was i was like looking at the river you know and it was beautiful and they're like did you film it he's like oh i didn't think about filming the beautiful river the way it hit the light perfectly. And fuck, man. Oh, and then his cinematographer's like, what are you thinking?

Or vice versa. These episodes take months to make, Brendan. You could have filmed the carbon fiber. Fuck. That is funny. They've been shooting these Toontown episodes for months and months. And the reason that it takes months and months

is because he keeps doing stuff before the camera's on. And they're like, oh, that would actually be a problem. He's fixed the entire truck. And then the camera crew shows up and they're like, the truck is completely fixed and modded already. And he's like, oh, I forgot. Dude, we got to start over again. He just filmed me doing donuts. And then he flips it. He's like, you fucked over again. And then he just filmed me doing donuts. And then he flips it.

He's like, you fucked the truck up, dude. Just filmed me doing donuts. And that's a funny video. You got the funny face. The helmet too. And he keeps flipping the truck. Now, actually, you know what? That makes perfect sense.

Yeah. Now we know why it takes so long. It's because of this shit. All right. So this one's called brendan handshake lies chapter 1469 posted by busy middle 8108 let's see which lie this is gd2rs modified super fucking illegal this i should not have been driving seeing roll cage in it and i was flying to get to my studio and a cop pulled me over in my head i'm like oh i'm fucked and he goes damn it's a gt2rs

i'm like it is he's like pop that thing for me let me see what's inside i was like hell yeah dude he's like i get it man have a good day oh my i want to see that whole story dude what the fuck oh man that's awesome so dude i was like driving my GT2 RS, right? And then I got pulled over by the FBI, right? And the FBI got out of the car and I thought I was fucked. But then he was like, wait a minute, are you Brendan Schaub? And I was like, yeah. And he was like, do you want to join the FBI?

And I was like, yeah, dude. I can't, I'm coaching T-Ball. Oh, that's Brian Callen, my bad. Yeah, Callen might say no because the FBI would have some background check would be an issue. So then I joined the FBI, right? And I'm the fucking guy that killed

Bin Laden. Oh my God. It just gets crazier and crazier. Seal team thig. Cops are known for letting people off that have GT or three nines or whatever the fuck you said. Zero dark 30. Let's see here.

This one's called Toe Getting Annoyed with Harlan. Kind of awkward. Oh, yeah. I saw this one. Posted by SuccessfulCapital217. What did I tell you about watching clips, dude? Just kidding. Let's see.

What are you doing, man? Don't do that. No, the pulp. I know, but don't just grab it and put it on the table. I know, but I felt like I was chewing cud. Well, I put it on the other celery. Okay. I would never put cud on your table was chewing cud. Well, I put it on the other celery. Okay. I would never put cud on your table.

Just stop the celery, please. Put what? It seems like he's putting some food on Joe's table. But Joe's like, why don't you put it on a napkin or it's gross or something. It's a little touchy. We've never had an issue like that, I don't think. We're worried about stuff we put on something. No. Usually, not even that we put sauce on a cookie. I was going to say that, I don't think. We're worried about stuff we put on something. No.

Usually, not even that we put sauce on a cookie. I was going to say that, but no. Yeah, we ate that. Yeah. We both ate that. I didn't really regret putting it on. I regretted putting it in my mouth. Yeah.

Yeah, we left. We leave water bottles places. Oh, you know my number one pet peeve, dude? What? When people leave water bottles open with water in them. Oh, yeah? That's your pet peeve? Well, why don't you leave water bottles open with water in them. Oh, yeah? That's your pet peeve? Well, why don't you stop leaving empty water bottles all over my place?

All right? Two can play at this game. I just throw them. That's the worst part. I could leave them wherever, but I shouldn't be throwing them. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm like, well, water's done dead.

It's like when the episodes are swoosh. Yeah. Swoosh, but there's nothing to shoot it into. It's like when the episodes are swoosh. Yeah. Swoosh, but there's nothing to shoot it into. I'm like buckets. All right, let's see here. This one's posted by, I don't know. It's called, he's never done anything for the money post by haphazard, dude. One of our guys.

I doubt he's never done anything for money. Let's see. Any means, but you don't have a measure of the success of wins and losses. You know, when you, when you're doing that, it's a completely different train of thought. How do you, how did you manage all of those different careers and the, and the measure of success? So wildly different. Um, I guess when it comes to success, as far as the car industry goes, I think one of the things that helps me deal with all of it is I didn't get into cars because I want to make money or I need views. I do it because I would be doing it whether there's a camera or not. So anything, whether it's my merch line, the whiskey, I do it because I have a passion for it. It's what I want

to do. I wish you would have went on and on, dude. He has a passion for the merch? So he's a fashion guy? Is that what you're saying? He is a fashion guy, dude. Come on. I guess so. We wouldn't dare wear those outfits, dude. I guess you're right. That is true. I take that back.

I guess that does make sense, but he doesn't really talk about how he's a fashion oh maybe he talked about sneakers dude he has a favorite shoe true keep up cooney that's true do you think this show ironclad is like kibbit tech show or something like that yeah well i don't know if you caught it i don't know if you caught this but it look at that oh wait where is it at right here somewhere somewhere. Oil and whiskey, daddy. What's that? I don't know, but it sounds like some truck shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oil and whiskey. I don't want you working on my car if you're drinking like that, daddy. Drinking oil. Yeah. Drinking oil and whiskey, dude. What are we doing here? Let's see.

A passion for it's what I want to do. So for cars, if i got one view or one million i don't i would be doing it regardless so it's a win for me because i love doing it because it's my passion so like a lot of stuff i do um the team's not around they can't film it and i'll pull on them like oh dude you did carbon fiber fenders when i'm like oh i was up all night you know i just put them on like well do we need to film that i'm like i don't think about it i'm like sorry man you know like sorry so i did i don't i don't know what success looks like as far as the automotive because it's not i don't view it as that i'd be doing it you know no matter what so it's a little different

i don't view it as a job got you i Gotcha. Okay, so let's have him stop talking. Same clip. A little bit of more context at the beginning of it. Now I get the whole... The first time we watched that clip, I was thinking about how good of a talker he is. I'm like, dude, I could do so many activities and just have his voice on in the background.

He just keeps going. But I like to think that that guy quit on the spot you know which guy dude you didn't film the carbon fiber fenders dude i fucking quit and then bob was like well it's all right with me because i'm passionate yeah it's like i made it you know and i'm sorry that i told you that we were going to film it but when it happens it happens i don't do this for the views and likes and all that. I'm the director.

We're filming this so people will watch it. Listen, that's your prerogative. This is my thing. When I need to truck, I truck. When I walk, I walk. You think I'm going to drive this without carbon fiber fenders, dude? I was going to go to Walgreens in the middle of the night. This one's called

Shop Side Hustle UFC Golden Gloves posted by Humboldt Sammo. Let's see. This gentleman says those gold gloves looked as bad as Shob's gold spray

painted baseballs. I don't even know what those are. I mean, what are we doing here? So, is that just like they spray painted a baseball or what yeah i think so and that so they're making fun of him because they say that it just looks bad yeah and then i think they they i don't know

if i have luke pulled that up on his stream that's awesome but no no i think they edited it i mean what are we doing here but But that's just a small and strange, petty thing to make fun of Schaub for. The baseball he made doesn't look good. Casey SHFL is homeless as fuck. Can you show the baseball again? Good call for Casey. That's funny because this is a deep.

If you know about this, you're deep into Chang's. Like that, you're, P.F. Chang's is something you know very well. If you're able to pull up a reference to a fucking painted baseball that he made called a dad project. It is kind of funny. What's the project? Why is that? Oh, maybe they won the championship?

Maybe. Maybe this is the... Oh, are they saying that he made this up? Like there was no championship? He just made up a fake trophy? Probably. Okay. I had to think about it.

Did you get that right away off the bat? I didn't get nothing. I don't even know what the fuck that is, dude. They're saying that to have content, he has spray painted a baseball I don't even know what the fuck that is, dude. They're saying that to have content, he has spray painted a baseball and written 2024 sunrise champion and produced it as like, my son is very good at baseball.

I think it's a dad project, dude. So it's not even, he does it for the passion, not for the views, okay? In the comments, tell me how off I am in redacted. But if that's what's going on, I think that's very funny.

I think we should make a song now. Like Bruno Mars, 24 carat baseballs in my hand. I coached deep bucket over it. I'm surprised they don't have something to go with it. Like they've looked up, like there is actually no sunrise championship, you know,

and then a proof that he, that the bait, like they have, they somehow have the receipt of the golden paint that he bought. And it shows there's video. They got the video from the store of him walking out with the golden paint. You know, I wouldn't put it past change to have this.

Remember the receipts of his results from racing? Oh yeah. Yep. This guy can't do anything right. It was actually the sunset champions. Let's see the golden gloves here at the end. That one here. Yeah.

So is that saying, okay, I don't even know. I think that's UFC's like. Yeah, that's UFC. Hall of Fame or something? I don't know. Did you see the song on the thing? It was MLB on Fox. That's football, huh?

I don't know which one is a baseball one. And he played that over the fucking championship baseball thing. Let me see. Your son should be the one posting about him winning, not you. I want to hear what it is. MLB on Fox. Let's see. Okay, yeah, got youcha gotcha gotcha you got to think about these things man i'm not posting that story

um all right so let's see here let's go to the next clip b um we got what is your all-time shop mispronuncy mispronun shop mispronunciation? There you go. I have to say it right. You got it. This one gets the gold-painted baseball for me. Damn, two in a row. We missed something, man. That must have been a big story.

Yeah, I've been gone. DazzlingRabbit633, what's your favorite mispronunciation before we go? Well, a new one, a new favorite is the draft crings oh that's later in the episode here let's watch that first then because that was excellent dude posted by successful capital 217 only on draft

crings only on draft crings the crown is yours the draft I love thinking of the executives of the company watching that and being like fuck why do we keep sinking money in this sinking ship he said DraftKings

what do we get out of this what are we doing here call them baseballs the sun is so good my favorite mispronunciation dude I said it earlier so, so let's see this one now. My favorite mispronunciation, dude, I said it earlier, hetrocious, so funny, dude. That's a good one. That's a good one.

That's a good one. It's hard because there's so many. I know. I mean, the obvious ones that come to mind are like the Niedermeyer, but that's not the funniest one. Oh, Niedermeyer is great. I keep saying Niedermeyer. Or John's not the funniest one. Oh, Niedermeyer is great. I keep saying Niedermeyer. Or John Africa, which is not really

a misprint. It's just like... It's just complete redaction. Yeah. Bruce Springspring. Miles Davis. That one doesn't make sense. That one's like you're worried about him. It's hilarious. But it's like Bruce Springspring. Do you

really think that was what the name was? Are you okay? it's also like a cute way of saying bruce springsteen so like it could be him being like me my budget's called a boom spin you know you think he was doing that on purpose i'm dude i'm fighting for him all with all my fucking power dude i don't think i think you need some rast rast is another one now. Bruce Spring Spring. Bruce Spring Spring. Crazy. What do people say in the comments for their favorite stuff? You talking about Ethan Hawke

with the robot voice? Royals Roars. Oh yeah. John Africa. Royals Royce. George Carlton. Photographer, dude. How can we forget? Yeah, it's a good one. God damn it.

I feel like I'm forgetting my favorite though. Giraffe. Giraffe was good. It took him until college before he realized they were called giraffes, not giraffes. Needlemire. He can't pronounce pronunciation. I remember this gem not too long ago. Maybe one of the intern chefs can pull it up. Well, leave in your comments down below what your favorite mispronunciation. I remember this Jim not too long ago. Maybe one of the intern chefs can pull it up.

Well, leave in your comments down below what your favorite mispronunciation is. Let's see this next one. One large latte for the Little League loser living in La La Land. Extra soy milk coming right up, sir. Posted by Boppa Strange. It sounds like fucking Andrew Schultz posted this shit with that

alliteration. Large latte, Little League loser living in La La Land. It's like his fucking Netflix special. All right, let's see here. And then so many people will put, God, Schaub gets so many L's. Like there's so many L's. And they'll refer to my UFC career. Like, oh, this guy takes L's.

You know, he wrecks his truck l's or some l's i'm like oh guys you're so off man like if you think i guess me not become a world champion the ufc is an l but i had a nine-year career as a ufc fighter if you think that's an l and you're making my frappuccino at starbucks oh god yes he just doesn't change he just doesn't change dude and you're fucking making my cappuccino starbucks he's adding cuss words into it dude it's crazy because like you've already alienated so many people there's a hundred thousand people in chains now you're gonna have to starbucks people because i think that's a whole nother contingency now there's to be the people that work

at Starbucks on Homeless Cats and like on PF Chang's Making Funny. Are you making my fucking Starbucks? Like why is he turned into like

some Italian gangster dude? You think I take house? You make my fucking Starbucks? Yeah. What about me is funny? What about me is like what is that? Cool story bro.

Oh I'm funny? What about me makes you laugh or what is that cool story bro oh i'm funny what about me makes you laugh or whatever the fuck good fellas dude i'm trying to get my hair like bapas dude look at that oh yeah you got a little bit of that going on hell yeah dude how do i amuse is it i amuse you do i want to see bob do i i'm a clown you think i'm a clown how about I fucking how about you make my fucking la patino la patino dude he says cappuccino but then also is like the cappuccino the buffalo bill

so you can get good douche there see my first cappuccino I had one in buffalo with the bills ever heard of them I played in the NFL did you play in the NFL

no you're fucking making my and he has like a really like soft drink too yeah it's like a you're making my

venti strawberry cappuccino, huh? And I want a straw. Okay, a straw. You bitch. Actually, that might be, drawl might be my favorite mispronunciation. Oh, yeah. Or straw. Straw.

Drawl or straw. XJ. XJ is pretty good. Damn, there's so many. I want to see this again. He's fucking Italian mobster. Carrera's a UFC fighter. If you think that's an L and you're fucking making my frappuccino at starbucks

that's a big w yeah that's him drinking it so crazy and it's also just this it's a broken record too it says it's one of the narratives that he's picked up he's like people are saying i'm like a loser because I'm not the best UFC fighter. And I'm not Joe Rogan or Kevin Hart. And it's like, dude, you can say that as much as you want. But the criticisms of you are valid sometimes. Sorry.

Cool story, bro. Yeah, dude. Also, that barista, just make his fucking latte. Dude, don't tell him he's taking L's all the time, dude. What the hell? Yeah, why are people shitting on him at Starbucks? It's kind of risky. Yeah, I'm actually feeling for Brendan here. If he's just like, hey,

can I get a large... What does he want? Cappuccino? He's always getting cappuccinos? Yeah. Kind of sucks to get milk in your coffee all the time, dude. If he's at Starbucks saying that to the guy and the guy's like hold on a second is this you? it's like the truck flipping or whatever

or he's like Brendan Schaub wants a cappuccino called it called it or it's like Ariel Hawane behind the cash register he's like how did boxing go? or whatever he says.

How did Showtime go? Yeah, somebody just doing an impersonation of him. They write John Africa on the cup, and they are John Africa. Come on. Yeah. Be cool, man. Where he really fucking does a disservice is like, nobody's going to say this to your face, dude.

He said making my cappuccino at Starbucks. They're making you the cappuccino at Starbucks. You should say making cappuccinos at Starbucks, dude. Not when you're there. Now you didn't fight them. You look like a bitch, dude. Right, right. In that world. I don't think that personally.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you go back to T-Fat K Studios and be like, can't you believe this guy almost made me cry? He's just all these L's I'm taking, dude. You didn't fuck him up? Oh, damn it. Right. Yeah. And then Brian, you're gay, you. You didn't fuck him up? Oh, damn it. Right.

Yeah. And then Brian, you're gay, you know? That's why he lashes out at Brian. Yeah. Because he's getting all the time in the streets, he's getting called out and he's not fighting these people. Yeah. He's like, oh, I'm an L?

Well, look at this golden baseball, daddy. It says champion on it. Did you write that? No, he didn't. Did you write that? That's so funny. The Starbucks employee is saying that to him. Did you write that? He loses so funny. The Starbucks employee is saying that to him. Did you write that?

He loses every time. It's another L. Yet another L is the Starbucks employee being like, you clearly wrote that yourself. Your son didn't win. You're lucky you make a hell of a cappuccino, Alfred. Whatever his name is. Let's see here.

He's genuinely redacted. Posted by ConfidentSearch name is. Let's see here. He's genuinely redacted, posted by ConfidentSearch8648. Let's see. All right. We're going to go to some rapid fire questions at this point. Oh, no, dude. That's when you know they're not on your team. That is that you should never do rapid fire with Brandon, dude. Let's see, though.

If you could go back to your prime fighting day all right first of all not rapid dude this is just more questions right rapid fire is like all right pepsi cope yeah dicks or pussy you know chicks baddies yeah or addies or baddies this is not rapid fire he's taking his precious time let's see prime fighting Prime fighting day, week, month, whatever. The prime of your career. And pick anybody of current date to fight. Who would it be? Oh, good question.

Nothing about that. I'd fight Francis Ngannou. I think I could out-wrestle him. Jesus Christ. He's cocky. Not a chance daddy it'd be funny

if he was like God God that'd be funny if he said something in the featherweight division yeah it would have been

easy to beat yeah he's like Dominic Cruz all that fucking little guy what are the craziest things he could say?

Or he's like, you know what? I wouldn't fight. I would play basketball against Michael Jordan in his prime. You know who I would fight if I can go back in my prime? Ronda Rousey. Just his ex. That's like, yeah, that's problematic, Brendan. Yeah.

Oh, man. All right, Bapa gets blindsided by a tough question and gets stumped. Oh, okay. We're here for this. Oh, year. Did you turn six?

Oh, chin. Second balcony. Let's see. What year did you turn 16? What year did you turn 16? Let's see. I graduated in 2001. So how old are you when you graduate high school

okay so 9 17 18 you're saying age is 98 probably like 99 yeah is that just are you italian you look italian no no i'm not white as shit man page seven white person hand out into his tater top once a week these are just two tags. I don't understand. Did he ask him what year did he turn 16? Yeah. I don't know what year I turned 16. They're not on your side, Brendan.

Yeah, they're trying to make you look stupid. I know what year I turned 16. You do? 2006. Oh, I have no idea. I was born in 90, though, so it's like easy for me. Oh, fuck yeah. You're going to fucking easy.

Years. Years. Years. And you're a numbers guy, so. Hey, dude, come on. What did I to fucking easy. Years. Years. Years. And you're a numbers guy. Hey, dude, come on. What did I tell you about insulting me, dude? Let's see here. This one's posted by Bapatello.

It's called Cameras Don't Lie, Bro. Looks like an old clip. Let's see. Tip top. No, wait till you see the video. That boy wants a piece. Does he? Oh, his mouth is salivating. Wait till you see this.

Okay. I think if you scroll down yeah right here it is look at this i've never looked at another man like this in my life that i know of or that's on film watch this no no watch watch bro bro yeah dude dude you changed cameras don't lie bro he's gay i'm gay as shit brother that i know of is a funny thing to say i've never looked at another man that i know like why would you have that yeah remember that one time you had ryan garcia on your show that was an l you took an l then all right yeah fucking here's your cappuccino. Yeah. Listen, I don't only make fappuccinos, but I also insult celebrities that come in here. Tell them they

take L's. I like the idea of Shab just in a gangster world. Hey, I didn't say nothing about you. I don't know why you're mad at me, Brennan. I didn't do nothing. You fucking said that I fucking lost in the UFC. The way you looked at me, I know that you're thinking about it. No, no, no, Brandon, I swear to God. I never thought that you lost like a bitch. Because you're gay. Dude, also, why would you drink that latte if somebody's talking shit about you? You wouldn't drink that shit, dude.

No, because what if they spit in it? Exactly. Or peed in it. Or put orange chicken in orange chicken in it yeah i mean they're probably cooking orange chicken in the back hey brent i didn't say i don't even never been to pf james yeah i never made dishes in the kitchen about you every night seven times a week papa billy then why do you got a fucking apron on huh you don't think i know this. You fucking, I know, I know that you're a chin second balcony, you motherfucker. I saw you turn on the fryers early tonight. Yeah, you got fucking orange chicken stains all over your shirt.

And we know it was you, Brandon. Or we know it was you, Carlos, or whatever, just other name. Yeah. Listen, Carlos, just make my fucking cappuccino, okay? I make more money than you're fucking ever making your fucking life Brendan's gonna bring in people that he thinks

are P.F. Chang chefs like the Joe Pesci scene where he thinks he's gonna get made oh oh no alright well that's it

for this week dude I think we're done alright have a good week bye