10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub KEEPS LEAVING HIS PODCAST EARLY! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #94

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

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Every day I'm really trying to get it, I take the L and elevate, I push it past the limit Don't need no diamonds on my wrist, don't got because I swear the vision big Just like the Big Boy Squad, Big Boy Squad, Big Boy Nation Big Boy Squad, Big Boy Nation Running up the miles while they running out of pictures Just the Big Boy Squad, Big Boy Nation What's up, Dallas? Look at you guys. I'm not used to this.

Dallas a little different. There's some ladies in the crowd tonight. Bonarilla. some ladies in the crowd tonight. Bye. I'm redacted, baby. Girl, you got me different over you. What are we doing right here, baby? Baby, baby, you know. Baby, that that I just go but you don't walk to my truck

so that way that we can book but I got a big dick girl you can't get shit. I thought we were in love. I thought I was gonna have some dick juice. Now you say you don't want me, girl.

Watch out for Brian. Ooh, watch out for Brian. He's not gonna be cool for long. He's not gonna be cool for long. One day that's all. Stop at my favorite time of the week. When you get nearby, I try to speak. Release surprises today.

You better act gay or watch 10 Minutes of Shop. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. Great to see you. Oh, as always, you got to join the Patreon, the Discord, the Reddit, all of that stuff. Also, I hope you enjoyed the trailer, the teaser trailer for me doing the first five minutes of

The Gringo Poppy. And even more importantly than that, we have a special announcement if you care about us doing Stand Up Gerardo, take it away. This Saturday, March 23rd in Bellflower, the Southern California area, we're going to be at the stand-up comedy club with Jesus Apulveda

headlining, but he's got a spot for Brendan, spot for me, and we're going to be fucking, you know, just doubling the funny up. No big deal. You know what I'm saying, dude? Right, right, right. You're going to have to come in there wherever it shows up third. We're going to be like the funny just tripled up. Yeah. The stand-up comedy club in Bellflower, correct?

Yeah. The problem is that if nobody shows upflower, correct? Yeah. Ever heard of it? The problem is that if nobody shows up, we'll never do a show together again. That's right. Yeah. That's right. If nobody comes and watches, he's going to be like, listen, I like you guys, daddy. But you're blog muscle. Yeah.

Nobody cares who you are, B. Even though that's not why you came here, Dan. No, not at all. That is not why you came here. So start the timer. Play the chin clip. All righty. Well, we got no chin to start with today clip,

but this one is a picture post posted by wear a damn helmet. It's called water and it is beautiful, dude. That's so good. Like that's art. Yeah. You know, I mean, it just, it looks like something you could see in the museum. Honestly, dude, I would like this painted on my wall in my bedroom. I know. You know what I mean, it looks like something you could see in a museum. Honestly, dude, I would like this painted on my wall in my bedroom.

I know. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't think my girlfriend would allow for this in our house, but if... Then is she the right girl? Yeah, yeah. No, I understand why she wouldn't, but I like it. I think I would put it up. You shouldn't be even asking her.

You should be asking Jay if it's a good idea, dude. You're right. Yeah. You know, you're right. It's so hard to say ask now. Do you find that or no? Oh, instead of ax? Yeah, dude.

Ax Jay. I mean, why even say ask? Let's just go with ax now. Yeah. Did you ask Jay about that fucking kibbutz hat, dude? Oh, did you guys see that? Yeah. The company sent it to me because I bought it.

And then they wrote a special note that said, Thank you, Brendan, on it. So I thought that was very nice of them. That guy's never met him. Shout out, Kibatek, dude. Let's go to the next chin here, dude. This one's posted by our boy, Haphazard. It's called Straws Are For Soy Boys.

Let's see what this is about. Can you guys a debate club question about using straws as a man? I have a very strong opinion on using straws. I think you can only use a straw with water at a restaurant. Anytime else, it's a little fruity. I agree. So fast, dude. This is who watches.

We always ask, like, who watches this shit? Guys that have strong opinions about straw use. Moron. Where do you get water at a restaurant why not other things at a restaurant i think he's doing a bit but it's so funny that brennan immediately goes agree it's kind of like it reminds me of boom dude he's he's always using straw and then also yeah that too that's that's that's also that's your takeaway dude both both both but you know we all know that he He struggles with straws

And that's probably the reason Why he doesn't like straws Yeah He's done with like Having to use them Yeah I'm curious about You guys' opinion on straws

I just watched my boss Who I'm supposed to Take orders from Use a straw In his coke At six in the morning So I respect him A little bit less

But I want to hear You guys' opinion on it. There's something very feminine about using a straw. I don't use it. No, there's not. Idiot. I'm not a big fan of straws, but I also don't have a strong opinion on it.

You think they're feminine to use them? Didn't say that. Okay. That's why I want to make sure that you clarified that. No, I didn't even, you're the one that pointed that out. Well, because that's what they said yeah true but i'm not to put those words in my fucking mouth all right all right i literally just like sipping out of a cup honestly i don't mind i've been getting more into that now that they've like the coffee they've like straight

away from that at starbucks you know they ask you if you want a straw yeah i've noticed that i can drink a coffee without a straw and i'm like maybe it's better for the environment, so that's fine. But there's also nothing wrong with using a straw, and it's certainly not feminine. I'm also more of like the fake nipple kind of guy. I like putting little baby bibs on my drinks. Okay, well, now you're getting into the territory where someone's going to ask about you.

That's the whole point of this, dude. Let's do this. You would for this. You would for this. You wouldn't take the top off if they handed it about you. That's the whole point of this, dude. Let's do this. You would for this. You would for this. You wouldn't take the top off if they handed it to you. Here, I'd take the top off. No, you wouldn't. Yeah, because I know a punk bitch.

Do you think he just doesn't remember all these? How could he not know that there's all these pictures of? I mean, come on, dude. He's my best friend, you know, parasocially. So, he's just trying to be funny. What if these straws are AI, dude? You didn't think about that. It could just be the cats messing with us.

He's never used a straw. It's a painted narrative from the homeless cat. He hardly lies. You're right. He never does lie. I like how that said it. I'm not a punk bitch. There's something soft about a straw.

My response to Dana. If he's not using a straw on that one, why would he make that face near the cup? Well, he's responding sarcastically to Dana like, you think I'm, you think I'm. Yeah, exactly. What is this response to Dana White? What's he trying to do here?

I don't understand the response. Why does he do improv responses on these things? Doesn't make any sense. Doesn't make sense. I agree to a point. In a soda can? Yes. Oh, yeah.

No, never. In a soda can? That's crazy. It's designed for, because first of all, that means you have to go like this. Yeah, yeah. No, it's,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Nothing gay. Nothing gay. I don't care if you put it in a soda can. I don't care if you put it in a water bottle. Yeah. The only straw move that I'd be like,

that's not... I don't get that, is if you put it in a pint glass. You're drinking a beer and you put a straw into a beer. That would be strange. Yeah, for me, it's like, stop doing cocaine with using straws, dude.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's true their straws are used for that yeah but dollar bills are where it's at dude all the dollar bills y'all if you're gonna bring it in a car obviously you need a straw anything like this kind of a drink that they give you the fade is so funny dude great editing never seen it through the top on it, that's fine. But if you have an open drink and put a straw in it, like on a table. You suck cock. You suck cock. Just the most feminine drink, though, like that too. Like that's what's feminine.

It's a pink drink. I don't know what the name of it is, but it's not necessarily the most masculine drink I've ever seen. With the feminine boost in it. Magic mind for women. Never eaten on seen. With the feminine boost in it. Mm-hmm. Magic mind for women. Never eaten on air. Professional dude. Never eaten on air. Professional dude.

You have a whole show where you eat on air, dude. What are your thoughts? It's just so funny that he always says he doesn't do what he does. It's like the clip where, you know, he gets his truck stuck in the sand, and he's like, this is definitely not going to get his truck stuck in or whatever, but then he does it. Yeah, dude. Pray for Papa, dude.

He needs it right now in this troubling time. He's lying on your waist, folks. This one's posted by SL1991. It's called Froggy Fresh. Do you know who this guy is or no? Absolutely. You do? You don't know?

No. You don't remember Krispy Kreme, the rapper? No. Oh, that was back in the day. That was one of the greatest. It was this guy, this funny looking young guy that does a rap as MC Krispy Kreme. And it's him and his friend who's this nerdy friend with glasses. And he's like, I can't remember the lyrics.

It was really good. You should check it out sometime. Okay. I'm the baddest of the bad, something or other. Now he's like an internet character that does stuff with um other youtubers oh okay yeah well let's see apparently he's homeless rogan this is a video for you if you're on the internet right now sit down i got something to tell you brendan shaw is an idiot and he's not funny peace you know he's still right.

After all these years, still has great takes. Not much more I can say on that. You really should check it out sometime, though. It's a great video. I've never seen it. I think it's kind of rude for him to open with idiot and not funny. Like, you know what I mean? Instead of saying, like, he's not funny and he's kind of an idiot.

You know, it's kind of a little lighter. He just starts out hard with the hard I, you know? I mean, who am I to judge what a great rapper, you know? He's got his own way of doing things, and he's entertained me before, so I stand with him. Yeah, dude. Humor is subjective, but intelligence is education, right? What?

You know, education is intelligence, and Bop has got all his books lined up in a row on this oh i see i see right shelf you're right he's not the smartest tool in the shed he's the sharpest right but you know smarts hey try having cte and rapping mr fucking crispy cream whatever your fucking bullshit yum yum donut ass he's not putting putting himself in Bapa's moccasins. Yeah, dude. Walking him a few feet. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

Walk a mile in my truck. He wouldn't even fit. Look at how small he is, dude. Yeah. How would he fit in those big shoes, right? Yeah, dude. He's not eight inches. You wouldn't say that to me when you were walking to the truck.

You probably wouldn't even talk in the truck. You'd just be like, my dick, daddy. You'd have to use phone books to be able to drive the truck. Yeah, dude. Let's get on for that duck dude fucking no need for that dude i was playing a character there i love crisper cream oh okay uh i don't even know who he is anyways so this one's a user deleted it's uh hey come do my pod that gets zero views i just gotta leave in the middle of it as i'm pretending to be a gearhead

chairs my man who is this guy i guess he's the world's strongest man. Oh, okay. Yeah. I never got tested. Let's see. I didn't strong, man. It was just, yeah. Yeah.

So I didn't really have one that was. I got to roll. Are you going to do current events? You got to roll? Yeah, you got that. I got the ads. I got everything. All right.

You guys good? All right. Yeah. We'll see. Oh, let's take a break. Then if you're to bounce. Okay. Real quick.

Yeah. All right. Cool. Jump really high. Sometimes you can, you can take a break then if you're going to bounce real quick. All right, cool. Jump really high sometimes. You can squat a lot or deadlift a lot. I can't remember what it was, but fast twitch muscle is a fast twitch muscle. It's not the first time we've seen this happen. This is like another segment where he's just like, got to go.

They're like, you got to go? Yeah, I got ads or whatever. It's like, why are they leaving this in? I don't know. For us to talk about. Yeah. What I'm more concerned with is Bapa's cutting him off and like, and then saying he has to leave.

It's like, wait till he's finished talking. That's also rude to be like, it's your own show. The show is like, uh, like hitting a stride, I guess.

And then you're like, I gotta leave. Yeah. Just, just, uh, head out. Yeah.

Wait a second. I don't know. It you're like, I got to leave. Yeah. Just head out then. Yeah. Wait a second. I don't know. It's very strange. Do me a favor. Talk like you're on a podcast and then I'm going to leave in the middle of it. So the other day I was fishing and then I got a...

Boner alert. Gotta go. That would be funnier if he was just like, boner alert. And then he's like, you know, I got to go. So, you know. He go so I'm gonna head out he grabs his shoe off the wall

he like pours a drink he like reaches over the guy opens up a rain pours the rain into the shoe drinks it and he's like

alright guys I got that thing you can finish up right I don't really care if you it's good it's good as it is and then drinks out of a straw

he thinks if he leaves, the show's over. Yeah. He's like, I guess you can keep going, but I gotta go. I don't know why you would. I'm leaving.

No one's going to like, the views are going to go way down. Strange. You're like, that one didn't get as many views because I left in the middle of it. Yeah. That's a way to blame the show

for not doing well. It's like, I am my bad guys. I'll take the L on this one. You know, I left and bad guys. I'll take the L on this one. You know, I left and nobody really wants to watch Brian talk

to the bald, strong guy for that long. So I get it, you know. Don't kill me. I get it. But I'm putting up. All right.

So this one is, dude, rest in peace to whoever's username got deleted. But this is another deleted one. It's called what the actual fuck.

Yeah, this one had me questioning a lot this week. deleted one. It's called What the Actual Fug. Yeah, this one had me questioning a lot this week. Hit it! Hit it. I wrote this. I did. And a little Browse.

Dude, what is with the style of music that Little Browse makes and why does it make Papa so hard, dude? I don't know. I immediately liked it the second I played. Yeah? I know. I'm redacted. I'm sorry.

But just that beginning riff, I loved it. And I like Thick Boy Town. Sorry, what were you going to say? I like Chin's voice. I don't like the beats. And they all sound the same. I like the Thick. You don't like the Thick Boy Town thing that he comes up to in the Gringo Poppy?

Well, Thick Boy Squad. Thick Boy Nation's amazing. Yeah. I like that. I like all of chin singing like yeah not with the rap so we listen to her pretty bad yeah but this so far i'm into it let's see i'm stuttering on the facetime call i swear i'm trying to play it off but i think i just fell in love with hannah baronet Who? I don't know. Slapper.

Five years? Yeah, it's like, you know, that new kind of like country music with rap in it. Post Malone type deal. Yeah. Gets me every time. But I'm not I don't like jelly roll Jelly roll and

Honey biscuit Whatever his brother honey biscuit In his brother kitchen appliance Somebody save me From a hamstring That's all I got Yeah he just had another brother born last week. Shower curtain.

That's right. It's a big family. Yeah. I hope him in one bedroom apartment make it out of the hood, dude. This is just stuff from your life now. Yeah. I got an apartment, y'all. Yeah.

Boner alert. Oh, fuck. Go for it. Boner alert. I'm sorry about that. I fucking good use you there. All right, let's go to the next one. This one's posted by Dazzling Rabbit.

It's called Love Reheating Old Dishes. All right, Dallas, that's my time. I don't know why I said dishes like that. I said it like a Latina mom. Let's see here. The 145 champ, Max Hollywood. Wait, wait, wait. Can you go back?

Max Hollywood. Max Hollywood. Oh, yeah, Max Hollywood. The 145 champ, Max Hollywood. Wait, wait, wait. Can you go back? Max Hollywood. Max Hollywood. Oh, yeah. Max Hollywood. The 145 champ, Max Hollywood. It's with Cody Garret. Fast Thunder is the truth. John Africa.

Who the hell is John Africa? Denzelie Wang. Chukin. Francis Gano. What? Dan Ho Choi. Evil Chinese man. Jingling.

Jingling. Asian as shit. Jingling Asian as shit. What's your favorite out of all of those? I would say, can I answer first? Go for it. Jingling. Jingling.

Didn't get better than that. Yeah. Well, John Africa's a classic, dude. I gotta go with John Africa. Yeah, that's true. But jingling, I wonder what's

that guy's real name? I don't know, dude. It can't be Jingling, right? No chance. You're going to gadoosh me if I could guess. No, no, no. I don't want you to guess. I just think that's so funny.

You know why mine's John Africa? Because all the time I'm like, who the hell is, who the fuck is John Africa? Oh, yeah. Classic song. Yeah, dude. I mean, I don't want him to be like offensive or whatever, but I would love to watch him just do like an all Asian fight. Yeah. And just let him do the names for all the fighters.

Yeah. I think that would be entertaining for most people. Yeah. A way to clash cultures. Big gold don't kill me. Yeah. Colorado meets Tokyo, dude. You know what I mean?

All right. So this is Colorado Drift. This one's posted by abtb12 it's uh called like meatloaf one said 13 out of 312 ain't bad i don't know the meatloaf reference i don't know but i'm a meatloaf guy i mean that's all the tickets sold right the color ones this again i'm confused by this there's like multiple colors so how do you know what is sold? No, I'm joking. I'll tell you the real answer. Eight inches, dude. So blue, this is like a different

price. And then this one's a different price. And these are a different price. These are a different price. Or they're different classification of tickets like upper balcony, seats. So how do we know how many have sold? The ones that aren't there. So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven. Oh, God. Yeah, people are dropping, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11. Oh God.

Yeah. People are dropping the ball, dude. That is not a residency. That's fucked up, man. There's so, that's why there's so much color so that you'd want there to be no color.

Yeah. You want there to be no. Be sold out. Okay. I'm learning as I go. That's a, that, Hey,

Hey, Brandon shop. Yeah. That's not good. Yeah, dude. I mean, they should have had a special guest on the first show.

I'm feeling for my boy, dude. You know, people dropped out. It is what it is. Shit happens, right? You don't want to go all the way to Austin if that's all they got there, you know? I hear you. I get it. Don't kill me, dude.

But it is going to be the best show of all time, I bet. If you walk in there and there's only like six other people there, you're like, damn. You're like, damn, like, I get like, you're like, I really liked the show. People don't like this as much as me. Weird.

That's different. It's also like a very highly, you know, there's a lot of comedy shows and that's true. Austin might be kind of saturated. What's up, Austin. Austin is different.

There's only six people here, Dallas. He should recreate the fucking gringo poppy dude you know what I mean that was when he was at his best which something happened to you I don't know if you want to take it from here do you want to present this one yeah I saw

I saw this post on dude's room or dude rooms on Instagram because someone tagged me in it and they had some guy set up a thing in his apartment it's a new apartment. Rate my setup, dudes only. And then it got posted on Chang's from Dude Room. And do you want to show them?

We have a special announcement. Well, it was posted here by falsead2773 called found this on social media. Who was the OP? This is you, dude. Oh, she knows me the whole time. Gadouche. I got gadouched in the Reddit comments.

But yeah, I posted it one night. I was bored and I thought it would be funny because I saw a Sopranos thing like this. I was like, what if I put on a Boppa, a Gringo Poppy? And then I made it all the way to Chang. So you never know. Where did you take this picture at, dude? I got real close because I didn't want to show this room.

Oh, okay. I see the wires. I was like a loser. So I was like, what if someone just had a chair, a can of rain, and Bapa playing on an Amazon TV on the floor? Ever heard of it? I mean, that's a pretty good setup. This is all you really need, right?

Yeah, I guess. Bapa, chair. Yeah. Chair. Maybe a Kimra. A Kimra. Yeah, there's a pretty good setup. This is all you really need, right? Yeah, I guess. A chair. Yeah. Chair. Maybe a Kimra. A Kimra. Yeah, there's a Kimra there somewhere. All right.

So this one is posted by Wear a Damn Helmet. It's called Boppa Through the Years. And, you know, just excellent AI work. The lips are really well done. Looks like an old child. Yeah. What's he drinking? Rain energy. Okay. What's he drinking? Brain energy.

Okay. Uh, what is that? Oh, it's just some lemonade. Right. With a little bit of vodka in it, dude.

Little teenage Schwab. Using a straw too. Yeah. This is so funny, dude. It's got two C's. So, you know,

it's not from him. Yeah. Um, and he kind of looks like John Bernthal, right? Like a fat John Bernthal. I made's not from him. Yeah. He kind of looks like Jon Bernthal. Right? Like a fat Jon Bernthal. Yeah, I made him look like that, yeah. And then those lips just keep growing, dude. The truck flip.

Truck flip, yep. Sand all over him, no shirt. Old man Papa. I feel like this is a spoiler alert, dude. I want to see him age gracefully, right? This is wise, Papa. Yeah. Can you imagine how many podcast episodes this papa has done dude oh dude how many shoes he's drinking out of how many chicks he's fucked how many girls that i suck his dick for five minutes at dick boy studios yeah dude i this

is the papa we will see someday yeah dude yeah uh maybe you're gonna have a little more trouble with at this age you know what i'm saying viagagra alert, right? Who knows, man? Bapa finds a way, dude. Yeah. All for all. We know he's drinking dig juice out of that fucking thing,

right? Oh, that's yep. That's probably dig juice, dude. You know what I mean? Right there. Anyways,

let's go to the next one, dude. A lot more picture post this week. This one's posted by Toronto Rapture. Boom. It's called these two

are always taking shots at random folk. We're just living their best. What a funny title. Let's called, uh, these two are always taking shots at random folk. We're just living their best. What a funny title. Let's see. Okay guys. Um, so a 70 million year old giant dinosaur skeleton was found like full thing.

Skull. Gay. Boring. Dinosaurs. Yeah. Dinosaurs. Dead. Science. Yeah. Dinosaurs, dead. Science.

Science. Boom. Guy, an amateur archaeologist and his dog are just walking around and they look on the side of the hill and they see something weird. They go look into it a little more and it's a full blown dinosaur. What kind of dinosaur though? Probably get too excited. Dude, he's so fucking funny, man.

We hate on him too much because he's actually really good. That's such a hilarious delivery. It's just like the one with the... How tall is he? 5'10". Dunn Count. What's another thing he's done like that? What kind of car is it?

TRX. Dunn Count. Alright, now you asked me something. I want you to say Dunn Count. Don't count. All right. Now you asked me some, or I want you to say done count. So, um, you asked me, Oh, do you drink soda?

Do you know another way around? I'm so tired. Is soda with a straw or no? Um, it's the kind of, don't count. We got it. Dude.

Fucking it. It was a sore. Oh, a sore. A sore. He said, Oh, a sore. a sore a sore he said oh a sore what is that I don't know what she said

to begin with we gotta rewind the tape yeah let's see here what kind is it I get too excited titanosaur oh a sore

a sore so it's one of the sore dinosaurs interesting so if it was a pterodactyl he'd be like gay if it was a pterodactyl he'd be like gay if it was a pterodactyl he'd be

like oh it's not an ill i guess is that also uh would that be one with teeth or is this one that eats plants because if it's not dangerous be cool i don't give a fuck come on no bro be cool no no it has to be dangerous it's a cock dinosaur that you're not interested in yeah it's a bitch dinosaur hold on go back go back to the picture so I'm

I remember a little bit of the there's like omnivore and herbivore but I don't remember what they are carnivore carnivore is the one that he wants yeah so if it's omnivore or herbivore he's like nah

doesn't count nah Dallas I want a carnivore boom that guy's interesting Which one? Both of them Anyway

They found that Look at that But I hate when they say They found it Completely Well I guess they did I guess it's all Say what kind of

T-Tac Source Titanosaur Is this Titanosaur Amazing though T-Tac Kibitac

Kibitac Family of long neck herbivores. We lost Brett. He fucking said what you said. He got there. He didn't say it at the very beginning, but you knew it was coming. Yeah, dude. Gay.

They eat plants. Lame. Lame. So do vegetarians. They're gay. It's so funny because no one says this about dinosaurs. No one thinks this. Everyone is obsessed with dinosaurs when they're a kid, right?

Mm-hmm. Maybe Bob. I wonder if Bob didn't care when he was a kid either. Damn, dude. He's always one step ahead of you too. Hey, how do you say that? Look at that hat, dude. It's not a kibbutzik.

Oh, he knew I was going to wear this. So he switched it up. Yeah. Yeah. Well, boom. You know, we're not, we're never going to catch him. Nope. But you better buy that King hat, dude.

Stat. Yeah. Get Brendan Walsh on the phone, dude. Yeah. Let's see. Come on. If he can't kill me. Please.

Also, but did they find feathers or anything? Remember they're saying they have feathers on them? Yeah, but I don't know if those do. Not all of them have feathers. Just the T-Rex? I think so, but just be cool, bro. Those are stupid. Where did they find it at? France. Yeah.

It's a French dinosaur, dude. It'd be like 40 million years from now finding a... No. Cow? Yeah. Finding a cow and then being like, check it out! Oh, cool! Come on, it's a French dinosaur. Be cool, dude.

Oh, God. That means he can't fight. Those guys couldn't be more French. They have scarves on while looking for dinosaurs. The French are always in scarves. All the dust, bro. All the French have scarves. Isn't Cyril gone French?

I think so. Yeah, he could fuck Brendan up, dude. What are you talking about? They can't fight. Yeah, no, French people can fight. Boom. Got him, dude. Hell yeah. I feel good right up, dude. We don't want to can't fight. Yeah, no, they're French. People can fight. Boom. Got him, dude.

Hell yeah. I feel good right now. Do you, you outsmarted both of them? Dude, that feels, feels good. Well,

Victor, woman, Yama could beat his ass, dude. Boom. Oh, this Burrs guy. Yeah.

Very tall. Rudy Gobert, right? Boom. French. Yeah. You can go all day. Yeah,

dude. Let's get some light times a week. You can name French guys that could beat up Brendan. I'm surprised that was. Yeah, dude. Let's get some light times a week. You can name French guys that could beat up Brennan. Uh, I'm surprised that was his takeaway, dude. It's like, you know, herbivores would definitely drive an electric car. How are they going to even fit in that thing? You know what I mean? Yeah. He thinks that just because you, the dinosaurs that he plants, I mean, some of those are huge dinosaurs. They could probably, you know, keep you busy. Yeah. Okay. Thanks, Brian. So this one's posted by one usual 4460. Aloise.

He's misspelled always been a hater. B. This is a reheat. We already seen this, but it made me laugh earlier. So. Okay. Nice. This guy's all excited to see Kimbo but brendan is pissed dude

slice uh he kind of has a bounty over his head for sure and when he walked in it's kind of like the sheep entering the room with a bunch of wolves for sure yeah i mean another guy that he changed his opinion on it's almost like a straw thing because now he has the poster yeah the picture of him in the back he loves him now it's just it's unbelievable dude how he switches up it's just he's like the smartest person on earth dude yeah i mean whatever whatever day it is he just adjusts he adjusts himself to the right opinion you know yeah dude he's different different for sure this one's posted by Perry Perry, 1989. Don't want to spend a lot of time on this because it's gross,

but it's called The Tongue. And I think they Photoshopped the fork out, so it's just the tongue. What do you think about that? Oh, God. Yeah, we talked about this a lot with Walsh. I just don't understand. I still don't understand.

I never will understand. Yeah. It makes it worse when you Photoshop out the fork for sure. Yeah. Because then you really see how ridiculous it is. Yeah. That's nuts. Do you know anyone else who does that?

No. Have you ever met anybody like that? I wouldn't keep that company, sir. Yeah. What would you say to somebody if they were like, you're out getting lunch and you like order, you both order food, let's say the pho comes out,

and they're about to eat his thing and they go, put their tongue out like that. Regardless of gender, dude, I would walk out there. I would walk out there, slap them in the face, dude. Slap them in the face? Yeah. Regardless of gender? You sure you want to? Just kidding.

Do you have any edits there? Regardless of gender you sure you want to just give it do you have any edits there dude i would just straight up leave yeah that's what i would do if i don't know dude it's like what are you a dog drinking water dude what are you doing here dude right yeah i think i think i would say what are we doing here yeah i would confront the person i'd be like what you got your whole tongue out man man. Do you normally eat like this? And then I guess I would gadouche them a little bit. Sometimes Brandon

just says kind of fucked up things to people, but I guess in that situation, I would be a little bit a little bit of Schwab would come out of me. Yeah. I'd be like, what are you doing? Alright, so this one's a pin post, I believe, by the moderators, but it's four minutes and 50 seconds.

It might get a good douche because of a copyright stuff, but let's see what's happening here, dude. Keep us a little busy. It's called Schwab Wars. Episode one, the gringo poppy. Have you seen this?

No, I haven't seen it either. That's cool. Let's see. A long time ago, not the state far, far away. Classic. All right. Let's see. A long time ago. Not the state. Far, far away. Classic.

All right. Let's see. Definitely getting gadooshed. Yeah. Yeah. Hard not to hum along with that. Yeah. Episode one, the gringo poppy.

Where's, what's up Dallas? Yeah. Episode one, the gringo poppy. What's up, Dallas? Look at you guys. Oh, hell yeah. Did they just transcribe the gringo poppy? Very good. I'm used to that. My demo 18 to 36. It's just going to last for four minutes, right?

This is the stuff I love, dude. Good job. So good. Oh, man. This is is like my stand up set the other night yeah this is great yeah then it ends eventually here so okay let's see

temple deity oh my bad Mr. Whole Foods my bad I love you Texas oh yeah right there I love you Texas so it ends at my bad, Mr. Whole Foods. My bad. I love you, Texas. Oh, yeah, right there. I love you, Texas. So it ends at my bad. That's good.

That's good. That's about two or three minutes in. Yeah. I know that because I'm fearful. You learned it all. I had to memorize the first one. All right, let's see where this goes. The princess You have to take care of her

You hear me? Huh? Huh? It's like Shab doing a vlog. Iconic scene, dude. I love you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Ha ha ha! how does he fit in that thing dude

you're the joey diaz thing they made uh job of the hut joey diaz i don't know what do you say but that was a good that's your takeaway TRS oh something's gonna flip yeah I have the higher ground I'm looking I'm hurt, man. If you wanted to hurt me, you got me, brother. You definitely got me.

You don't understand it. I don't. I still consider you a friend. I hate you. EGL. Yeah. You don't have a ton of friends. I'm not even mad it's pretty lugas brain dump swap nice

oh what the fuck holy shit did you didn't know that was i did i had no clue wow who did this clip i don't even know uh owen the video editor. Wow, thanks, Owen. Dude. It didn't matter. It didn't count, but damn, thanks for the shout out. I didn't see that coming. Dude. You're not one of my North Stars, B. Wow. Thank you.

Shop is misspelled, but that's awesome, dude. Or one of our North Stars. Damn. That made me happy right there, dude. Keep it up. And we're happy to be producers, dude. that made me happy. Right. Dude, keep it up. And we're happy to be producers, dude. I mean,

that's, we are, we knew that we are producers of this. We're on set. Please let episode two have, we already know what episode two is. We're producers on this shit, dude.

We, we got the funding on the thing. We did a lot of the, the legwork casting. Yeah. Location and stuff, but let me finish location. Location.

All right, sir. Please let episode two have, there'll be blood inwork, casting. Yeah, location and stuff. But let me finish. Location, location, location. Alright, sorry. Please let episode two have there'll be blood in it, dude. That would be fucking Netflix, dude. I mean, yeah, you can put Boppa in anything. Yeah. When we're on set with Owen, we're always talking about

like, you know, what's next? What is the next thing we're going to put in? What universe is Boppa going to be in in the cinematic? We've talked about The Godfather, of course. We talked about There Will Be Blood just now. Scarface.

Scarface. The Untouchables is another one that we've thought about. This is stuff we've been discussing with Owen behind the scenes. Thank you so much. I mean, Sundance is not out of the question. And I'm a numbers guy, so I'm like trying to negotiate.

We missed the cutoff for South by Southwest, but we're working on a lot of different things. So just keep your eyes on us and we'll see what happens. We'll keep you busy. Yes, exactly. Very well said. Damn, that was awesome. Let's see the rest.

Toe broken. Coco Diaz. Fuck. Truck. Mexico. An eagle. Nice, dude. That was epic. D.D. Wow. In Eagle. Nice, dude. That was epic.

Deity. Wow. Very good. Very good. Any thoughts? Other thoughts? I'll pull the other one. Next one.

I mean, you know, it's something that's in the kitchen and we're behind the scenes. I'm next to the director, you know, shouting my thing, but it's all Owen at the end of the day. He's the one that came. He's the one that makes the product. You know, I'm just the money guy. And the same with you. Your locations, money, but it's all Owen at the end of the day. He's the one that came, he's the one that makes the product.

You know, I'm just the money guy. And you, the same with you, your locations, money, and that kind of thing. Yeah.

I do catering. Catering. Yeah. I mean, fucking strap services. They're always on point because Gerardo is like right there in their air being like,

regardless of gender slapping them, stuff like that. Exactly. Exactly. It's like, would you have craft services like this for Leonardo DiCaprio? Oh, you wouldn't. Well, then you won't have it like that. Exactly. Exactly. It's like, would you have craft services like this for Leonardo DiCaprio? Oh, you wouldn't?

Well, then you won't have it for me. Okay. What are we doing here, dude? And his drug walk diaries. Yeah. Most importantly, we don't matter. We don't count. Right.

Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Let's see here. This one is posted by Mitchie Slick LBC. It's called is teed off in Bapa's vocabulary. Do you want to answer that before? Teed off. Is it in?

No, I'm sure he messes it up. Oh, I don't think you understand the reference, but that's fine. It's good. What are the chances that, I mean, like I'm maybe 50-50 in understanding before the clip starts every time. Yeah, I'm guilty of knowing

the beginning of this clip, but it's something we've seen many times on here. Okay. So here it goes. I go, I think you're off on that. I think you're off on this or off on that. And then someone wrote in quotes, he teed off on you. Those words aren't in my vocabulary to describe a fight.

Teed off? Austin, I love you, Texas. I don't understand what that means okay so this is the situation was nate diaz came up to shot remember that yes and he's like he's saying that he teed off on you like conor mcgregor teed off on nate diaz yeah isn't that so he's saying like how i don't even ever say that and so this is the only part of the clip I saw. I'm assuming they're going to show us times where he said teed off. Yeah. But just to stick on, I get the idea of the clip,

and that's a very funny premise, which good for the chef. But I still don't really understand how him saying, that's not even in my vocabulary, it could have anything to do with what Nate said to him. Because isn't he saying that nate teed off on him how does boppa not using the phrase teed off have anything to do with that i think nate diaz was mad that connor mcgregor teed off on nate i think he said that connor teed off on him and please comment if we're fucking wrong wait let's watch it one more time yeah okay i want to understand this let's see here one more time. Yeah. Okay. I want to understand this. Let's see here. Sorry. Boom. I go, I think you're off on that.

Yeah. I think you're off on this or off on that. And then someone wrote in quotes, he teed off on you. Those words aren't in my vocabulary to describe a fight. Teed off? Are they saying that Shob, because Shob said something to somebody and somebody wrote that Shob teed off on someone else. Right? What?

Is that one? No. This is strictly the Nate Diaz situation. Pretty sure. Then I'm super confused. Let's finish the game. Also, I would never disrespect Nate like that. In his face like that?

That sounds crazy. Have you ever heard of me doing anything like that? No, you wouldn't do that. I would never do that. Also, what kind of bitch move would that be? You two, I have nothing to do with that you fought another grown man yeah i would never brag he teed off on you that has nothing to do with me that's disgusting that's so good alan's waiting in but he's getting teed off on

uh all right now i understand like shop saidub said that Nate teed off on you don't understand still Conor McGregor and Nate Diaz fought Brendan Schaub said that how did Conor lose that fight he teed off on Nate oh

so Nate was like what's up dog basically when he saw him backstage anyways and also I probably am wrong but that's not I'm not yeah no I this is we should have just focused on the premise there's when you when you don't focus on the premise of these well-crafted dishes

you get very confused you become a duck like I was a duck but then it was a duck you would agree oh yeah we know we haven't been doing there we bought that much Recently That's a shot from the past Don't bully me Brendan Alright so this one's posted by

PP Stains in the front dude Welcome back It's called Papa Watches Ryan Garcia's Social Media Video Let's see here We talked about ryan garcia last week is ryan wearing a crown there yeah okay he looks like it yeah he doesn't look healthy man i just want to show you this video over these of days, you guys have seen some... Oh, no. Someone wrote this for him.

And he's reading it. I don't understand what they look like. But I'm coming back to announce I'm not going to speak on any other topic other than boxing, sports, and my fight. That's the only thing I'm going to be talking about. And I'm training for this fight. I want everybody to know this fight's still on.

4-20, five weeks of super focus. I have PBD. Do you think he's going to keep the finger in the mouth the whole time? Yeah. Man. It really is. And I don't mean to be like gadouching him as much, but it really is

like a monkey in the zoo. You know? It's like what you'd see a gorilla doing. You'd be like, oh, look at the gorilla. He's got his fingers in his mouth. That's normal for a gorilla. Tastes like sugar. Yeah, and the subtext is like he's into him or something. I'm going to probably cut the song

out, but that was the song. This song is very funny. It's too bad they have to cut it out. Thank you guys for the support. And I'll see you guys on 420. Damn, someone wrote that. I had to set it up so it didn't look like you. Was that?

Not the whole time. Oh, okay. I guess when Ryan's talking. Yeah, the whole time Ryan's talking. I thought he was going to keep it in, though. Like, even after. We're both right. Both.

Both. He's not even looking at the camera they have a screen they have less energy drinks than usual do you notice that? yeah there's not as many on the table you're right maybe hard times or he drank a few

he's finally cracking some open probably needed some energy crisp Monday morning it's not good that's good energy yeah chris monday morning yep it's it's not good what oh my god i understand that but the jim carrey's saying good hell yeah dude we're trying to get jocko on the podcast he's not responding uh let's see this one dude this one's called mixed with an older dish bopper reminds us he can fug up mike tyson uh posted by money loan 1864 let's see this dude i who do you think wins bopper mike tyson oh bop he can do 20 reps of whatever 40. 40 reps of that thing or whatever.

Thank God you're not a numbers guy. I don't work with those people. Let's see here. So we've already talked about, Brendan has said on record, he can beat Mike Tyson in a fight. Yes. I'm doing that on this thing. I don't be like that, dude. I don't be like that. Mike Tyson.

I don't be like that, dude. He coming back. He coming back. He'll get mad at you, bro. Once he gets mad, it's over. Once he gets mad, it's over. I got him now. He's slow. You don't want those problems.

No, bro. You don't want those Mike Tyson problems. That's a double I can't figure out. One of the greatest heavyweights. Get too drunk. You forget it's on the grill. Next bitch turn black. That's me. I'm done. I'm overcooked and done. You done it's on the grill. Next bitch turn black. That's me.

I'm done. I'm overcooked and done. You done? I'm done, though. You officially retired. Man, I retired two years ago. Never coming back. I ain't coming back.

Hey, you big, fat, dumb nigga. Get your shit together. You're a fat, lazy motherfucker. All right. You know what? I did. And Gary. Well, why don't you just go away

and spit in your face? That guy raped you. Look at my mind. Fuck with Watson and Gary. Why don't you just go ahead and spit in your face, Becca. I hate you. Fuck with me, nigga. Wow. You got Bubba Wallace, NASCAR legend.

I just keep waiting for him to be like, who the hell is John Africa? Who the fuck is John Africa? Screaming at him. Mike Tyson's been hitting the head so many times and he's so much better at talking than Bapa and thinking it's nuts yeah he's just like

he's like light and he's way older he's still light years ahead of Bapa's thoughts and you know words

yeah dude he could beat what were you gonna say no Mike Tyson is the fucking goat dude it's funny I think that

you know Bapa may be able to beat Mike Tyson in a fight but in any other facet I think Mike Tyson would probably be able to beat Mike Tyson in a fight, but in any other facet, I think Mike Tyson would probably beat him in a standardized test. Yeah, chess.

Chess, checkers, yeah, like a race. Scramble. Scrabble. Oh, definitely. Scrabble? Okay. Dude. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

Scrabble, though? Bro. Well, Mike Tyson, fuck, don't even get me started. Okay? Fucking Monopoly, bro? Honestly, stand up. Stand up. Oh, yeah.

Best brains, man. How can I not say that first? Of course. Podcasting. Oh, my God. Mike Tyson podcast. We watched him on Raccoon Tweety. He had some story he told about Tupac.

Way better than anything I've seen Bapa do podcast wise. Storytelling way better than Bapa? Yeah. Insults? He's very good at insults too. Damn. So maybe Bapa's got him on fighting.

Bapa should learn from Tyson. He may have him on fighting though. If I told you I could beat you, he has like 20 years younger than him. Yeah. All right. So this one's posted by max power bike. It's called the crushing inevitability of decline.

It's a big word, Mac. Let's see. I'm like filtering the face. She's dating a girl now. She's dating a daughter. She used to date. That looks so weird.

Never gets old. oh come on that's not nice they can't believe he said that there's so much music in this week's episode dude oh yeah it might yeah it might get gadooshed. Let's see. What do you think is stopping him from laughing at himself here? I don't know. You know what I mean?

He's mad. I guess. Well, I do know, I think, because, you know, we all say dumb things that don't make sense. And then we're like,

wait a minute. Everyone's going to make fun of me. Yeah. But I mean, if you say something like that, you know, we all say dumb things that don't make sense. And then we're like, wait a minute. Everyone's going to make fun of me. But, I mean, if you say something like that, you're not going to laugh? Really? He's dating Miley Cyrus's daughter? Is that what he said? Ridiculous.

It's another, dude, Mike Tyson is a better riffer than Boppa, dude. Yeah, he can go with the flow and, like, take some hits. We usually record Saturdays, So we're like three days. I think we missed, but there wasn't a clip about how he can't riff. Did you see that one or no? No, it's I'll try to find it before the show's over.

Okay. Yeah. But let's finish this one off here. Back flip. Back flip. Changs. No. oh no come on be cool dude he just felt always wrong i think so i think that might be why from the other clip. Oh. Yeah, there's a W.

There's a, the W is before the. A. Yeah. Right after it, I mean. He spelled, I don't know what, was that Tay? So the W is after the A. Or the. Tay, I don't know, worth.

Traffic. That might be the, I think that could be argued that that's an H. Best crowds. But I see now the A-W could be argued that that's an H. Best crowds. But I see now the A-W-A-W-Y-S. Damn. A-L-A-W Damn. And it looks like a parenthesis. That's unfortunate. Let's see.

Damn, dude. Pointing and laughing is so funny dude oh oh man Oh, man. It's all right. Oh. I'm just playing. Oh, damn, dude. And it makes it so much worse that he does the stupid fake laugh at the the end he's so he's so bothered right there dude can you do it

that's good came from a real place dude um just kidding this one's posted by toronto rapture he's making a comeback dude i don't think he's been on the show for a couple weeks this one's called netflix content b Let's see here. And also, Bellator grappling can be UFC. I mean, what are we doing here? I mean, it's not. It's apples and oranges. So...

Sometimes you have nothing to say, but that was pretty bad yeah yeah dude uh the cat williams effect dude people are starting to think before they talk now dude oh you think that's what it is brian saw that and now he's like i can't just make a douche myself or something ask me a question what is your Friday looking like? Friday. See, Friday, probably going to eat. See, that was good.

I like that act out there. But we don't ever have to worry about that because we have this built-in language. Anyone ask you a question? Eight inches. Eight inches. You forget something? Good. Good.

So let's show them how to do it correctly then dude sure are you excited for your future where are you in five years eight inches dude it gets bigger i got him got him dude oh yeah well uh hey gerardo your blog bustle oh well i heard it both. Damn, we could have a whole conversation like this, dude. We could. We can go for a long time. Gay. All right. This one's posted by Haphazard. It's called, he doesn't understand that accents exist outside of English. Fuck, I fucking stuttered.

Let's see. Yeah, be careful, though. Is Spanish your first language? Yes. And you did a special. Your special you did in Spanish and English. It was tough because I thought I really knew Spanish, but it's all like West Coast Spanish.

Different Spanish. Doesn't exist in regular Spanish. Yeah, like me and my girl, we'll be watching something with my mother-in-law. It'll be in Spanish. It'll be like a Spanish actor, like Narcos. And they're like, oh, no, he's Brazilian. Like that's not. Or they'll be like, no, he's from Spain.

That's not real Spanish. He has an accent. I'm like, doesn't everybody'll be like, no, he's from Spain. That's not real span. Like he has an accent. I'm like, doesn't everybody have an accent? Yeah. There's somebody you watch. No, right away.

If it's like, you know, like if it's special, it's an American actor. I love that. He just keeps talking. Yeah. He interrupts.

I mean, like Felipe was like, do I? No, no, no. Okay. For sure.

For sure. Like relax. That's what I like about Felipe though. When he goes on other people's podcasts, he destroys the energy. Oh, really? Yeah. And he kind of like tangents everything and sidebars everything. He seems like another guy with ADD, for sure.

Yeah. So this is like a fun thing to watch. It's a challenge versus a challenge, dude. You know what I mean? They're just trying Spanish. They'll go, oh, it's terrible. Do you remember Squid Games when the Americans were talking

and it's like, that's not... There was a couple actors where you're like, you're not speaking English. Your wife is Mexican? Yeah. Born and raised Guadalajara. Guadalajara, Guadalajara.

I'm talking super Mexican. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. The whole household is. She speaks perfect Spanish. Perfect Spanish. My mother-in-law. Your wife speaks Italian. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. The whole household is. She speaks perfect Spanish. Perfect Spanish. My mother-in-law. Your wife speaks Italian.

Yep. Mother-in-law, like, I mean, English is her second language, but it's like dicey. And you've not picked up. Kids speak Spanish. You've not picked up. Not a word. Not a fucking word. It's hard, bro.

Sticking to that lie about the mother-in-law not being able to speak English. Came over here illegally. We all saw the clip that you posted about yourself buying her a house. In that cringe clip, she clearly speaks English fine. There's no accent at all. Painted narrative.

I don't want to hear it. Do you think Boppa lies? All the time. Nah. If anything, they're liars, dude. She fucking learned that before they started recording. I think what you said about Felipe is true, though. He brings something to the party.

Even that little thing where he's like, and he's like, I love shit like that because I have no idea what they're talking about. Like the whistle, I don't know what it means, but it feels right. Yeah. Shout out to Felipe Esparza, dude. We were waiting for you over here in the homeless community.

See, the way I did that just then, if Brian Callen was doing it, it'd be like blown out and he'd be like, the guy that whistles, he's Latino. He's got a shovel. You can just be normal and describe people, Brian. Yeah. All right. So this one's posted by The Final Bunny.

Never seen that username. It's called Bobby throwing shots out here. Did you see this? I think so. Yeah. He says something about Chobb in this. I'm talking about like Venus Williams. We use open.

Oh, God. Right. And then her vagina smells like her armpit. Four sets. Wait, that a lot of guys like that. Yeah. Look at George. And that guy's name is Brendan Chobb. No, God. Right? And then her vagina smells like her armpit. Wait, a lot of guys like that. Yeah. Look at George. And that guy's name is Brendan Chobb. No, look at him. No, don't cowabunga this, dude.

You don't know anything about it, dude. I don't want to even talk about stuff like that. Why do we always talk about that? I don't know, guys. I was just giving you my gripes. A very close friend of ours. I just want to make something clear here. Nobody in the Tiger Belly podcast has anything to do with us. No one is feeding us information or DMing us anything.

Nobody who works the show is DMing us anything at all. This is just, we're fans. This narrative that we're connected is a lie. No, we're just huge fans. Yeah. And we're struggling for the last two weeks dealing with the Trash Tuesday stickers. I know. We don't know what to do.

My idea, now I'm going to go back into non-character mode. My idea was that we were going to cut out, so it was just Annie. It was just her head, but then we thought that might look weird. Yeah, it would look weird, yeah. That was my idea. I understand why that would be weird. We don't mean it like that. Yeah.

But then I was like, then do we just cut Annie out and just leave the Trash Tuesdays? I don't know where. Yeah. I don't know what to do. Honestly. It's not a show anymore. What were you going to say? We just got to wait and see, B.

Yeah. I mean, she left the show, right? Yeah. We're big fans. We watch every episode. Memorize some of their catchphrases. You know, like, who's that? You know, all the.

Giggly girl talk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah know, like, who's that? You know, all the... Giggly girl talk. Yeah. Yeah, dude, who could forget that? Yeah, so... Yeah, we don't know. We're kind of lost right now. Yeah. It's affecting the podcast a little bit. Yeah, can't talk. If they wanted to hurt me, Annie, if you want to hurt me,

you got me, sister. I didn't think that was going to land. And then it did. And I'm so happy that it did. I cannot believe that landed with you. And thank you. Nobody is laughing watching this. Nobody's laughing at the sister line probably beside you, but that's why you're my friend. I laugh because you didn't say brother. I know dude. Comedy is about the surprise. There you go, dude. Seven times a week. Australian people knew it already, though. Well, let's see if Brendan can teach you something about comedy here. Dude, this one's posted by Astro Creep Scoo. Astro Creep Scoo?

I thought it was going to end at Astro Creep, but then you said Scoo and it made me laugh. Oh, okay. That's a funny name. I think it's Five Coup, but he's been posting a lot lately in the subreddit. It's called Brendan and cam compete for Joe Rogan's attention. So I saw this video from Brendan. I don't know where the cam I'm thinking of Cameron Haynes.

I don't know, man. Those sunglasses are hideous, but keep your eyes on the sunglasses. Cause you can see like him driving and the phone. Okay. He's also complaining about traffic or, but I don't think it's the whole

clip though so let's see this oh fucking streamables dude and i know there were some comments on the last video about how streamables are some reason i don't read them though so giveaway do a giveaway i thought who the hell would just give away their freaking car that's insane today chad from illinois is picking up his brand new Ford Raptor, the Keep Hammering Edition Ford Raptor. I'm so pumped. And $10,000 in cash. I think I'm probably as happy as he's going to be. This has just been a long time coming. It feels so good to give back.

I can't wait to get it. That will do. Congrats. Thank you. Hi, my name is Chad Loader from Illinois. And I am the winner of the first Cameron Haynes Ford Raptor giveaway. That is real. I realized doing all this car, truck stuff that I'm doing, my happiness comes from the bill. The chase of the bill.

You've got to be kidding me, man. I cannot believe the phone is in the sunglasses. Oh, okay, yeah. What are you laughing about? That he's giving away a car after what are you laughing about that he's giving away a car after cameron aides yeah he's copying that i know i should again i'm not listening my own advice i'm not sticking to the joke of the clip oh no you're good but that fucking phone like he's like he's got it out and he's driving yeah oh man he's complaining about

traffic too and he's like in a carpool lane and going fast. But to stick to the joke, yeah, it's pretty ridiculous that he just caught, that's what he does. Yeah. Toontown is now copying whatever Cam Haynes' show, I don't know what it's called. Welcome to the brand new CameronHayes.com truck giveaway. It's also funny that he was like, I don't know who gives stuff away. It's like, yes, you do.

Yeah, the guy you're copying. Yeah. This truck used to be red, but we got this sick, badass wrap on it to go with the theme of this giveaway. Instead of him being like, Dallas, my truck show is different. It's like, Dallas, my truck show is the same.

It's just like, Dallas, my truck show is Cam Haines' show. What you do in the dark matters. Do I do a giveaway so you guys can win this Ford Lightning that I've hooked up? Or do I do like a Raptor build,

make it turn into a single cab or TRX in a single cab? I think it'd be fun to start with the lightning. This is the worst we'll do. Also, no effort is put into this. Whoever Cam Haynes is, he has like, you know, professionally done show that probably comes out in sooner than six months. Oh, dude, come on.

Let me say something. It takes a lot. Cam Haines shot all that maybe years ago, dude. You think so? I know so, Papa. I don't know. I think that's a painted narrative there. God damn it.

Well, he's not giving me much to work with, dude. I can't even talk. The more you support Brendan Schaub, the less you can talk i know it's like a it's a chess game man if you can make brendan sound even as a joke you know makes sense then it's pretty skilled yeah dude what are we doing here this one's posted by chigsby it's called your gearhead b that sounds like the freaking job of the hut language your gearhead b write that down if you're watching um oh and oh and yeah yeah let's see i think the car alone actually looks pretty badass yeah it's kind of like a Genesis Tesla. Oh, I think we watched it right there.

I don't know. It looks gay. It's like a Mazda RX-7 or whatever it is. You just hate me. I think we watched this and then immediately have her gay. It's like, yeah, we've seen him call things gay already, but I don't know about this specifically. I think I watched this when I was on the road to Arizona. Let's like, yeah, we've seen him call things gay already, but I don't know about this specifically. I think I watched this when I was on the road to Arizona. Let's see.

It's just okay. It's gay. It's like a Mazda RX-7 or whatever. So, I mean, it's a Red Bull car gay it's like a Mazda RX-7 or whatever so I mean it's a Red Bull car it's not a it's not a rogue car Mazda RX-7

is not a gay car basically yeah I'm not saying it is but it's red the guy's wearing Red Bull he doesn't have like

you know oh nicotine yeah so like that may be there's no rain dude Red Bull doesn't have 300 MGs in natural caffeine dude Red Bull doesn't have 300 mg's of natural caffeine

Diet Coke it doesn't yeah it's not diet definitely not Diet Coke it doesn't have increased concentration it doesn't reduce your fatigue dude I mean

this is what the car should have if you want the car to look cool gotta have a cool driver need a co-pilot XJ yeah dude

alright I think we got one more clip dude and then I'll try to find the riff clip that I mentioned earlier this one's called you're my hot ones now I have seen this one it's good it's really it's cringe though

posted by toxopolismosis I haven't seen it I just saw what it entailed and I was like i gotta watch on the show that's good it says warning blazing sauce you okay bro that's hot oh my god well the end of my tongue is really hurting that one that one kicks in that kicks in would you rather let a crusty old man drink milk out of your belly button every day for a year or drink milk out of a crusty old man's belly button every day for a month? That's such a terrible question.

Why is it to be crusty? Why is it to be crusty? I don't even know what it means. Yeah, just blatant ripoff on the other show. I mean, I don't want to insult this world's strongest man. So my criticism is not directed towards you. You could crush me into a million pieces, but man, they got to come up with their own ideas. They really do.

And Brian, Brian doing someone else's ideas, that's even worse yeah dude that was uh yeah great show never seen it um but then again maybe they should do more tiktok things like hot sauce challenge honestly be careful what you ask for too because we want papa to make more shows but the next thing you know we're getting brian making more shows yeah that's collateral. We didn't say coming. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking,

if, if only Toontown didn't take four months to make every episode, dude, you know what I mean? I need to watch more TikTok so I can figure out what the different things are that I want Papa to try and then mention them on the show. Yeah. And maybe I'll do them.

Yeah. Especially with a Kibbutz tech hat, dude. You know what I mean? Don't kill me. Yeah. Don't kill me. He'll listen to you,

dude. All right. I found this clip. It made me laugh. I don't know if it's even kill me. Yeah, don't kill me. He'll listen to you, dude. All right. I found this clip. It made me laugh. I don't know if it's even worth it. It's a post by money loan 1864. It's called Papa can't riff. Watch this. What? Hey, what is section five say and you open it up?

You don't all right. Sorry. When doing this either bounce off of you or sit back when i'm in the middle of bits you either have to you a okay so what's happening right now i think they're making fun of him for not being able to you know riff on like they're they're saying what he looks at. It's like if they do a bit, I either yell out or say it's gay or something like that.

Chris D'Elia is riffing with Griffin, dog. You know what I'm saying? Now that we established what's happening, what's Brendan going to do? Blow it away. You know the answer, but I hope you... Interrupt or be like, hey, I got to go. What shop-ism is he he gonna say right now dude

uh what are we doing here what else you got chin yeah dude here we go you add too big oh shit see i see the problem he's just like i'm sorry man i'm sorry man uh the chris friend manual i love that i would love to write one what you looking at nick And he's just like, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, man. The Chris Friend manual. I love that. I would love to write one. What you looking at, Nick? He didn't get any cookies today. His little brother got cookies, but he didn't get cookies.

What else you got, Nicholas? He just gets bored. He can't rest. And what else you got, Nicholas? That's new, dude. Yeah. Not a what else you got,? That's new, dude. Yeah. Not a what else you got chin. Not even Nick.

What's that? Not even just Nick. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that like because he's even more bored than you'd think? Yeah. He's like, if it's a really bad topic to Brandon, he says Nicholas instead of Nick. Let me know that. But yeah, dude, this is a, oh, we did an hour.

I didn't expect that. I thought it was going to be a shorter episode this week. Well, thank you to the Chang's guys. Yes, sir. All right. Well, if you want to see us do stand-up, check us out Saturday at the stand-up in Bellflower. The stand-up comedy club, March 23rd this Saturday in Bellflower.

It's going to be me and Brendan Cooney doing a show with Jesus Sepulveda as the headliner. I'm also going to be in Phoenix on March 27th, a Wednesday and tickets are pretty late. You know what I mean? Get on that. And then in San Diego in June and other show dates in April. So yeah,

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