10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub LIGHTS A CIGAR BACKWARDS! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #187

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

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We've got the fighter and the kid suburbate. Have you heard of this? Oh, one of the best subrides out there? The best, Bubba. Dude, big week at Chang's, dude. Oh, yeah. You know, they had a fight companion. Do you saw this?

I did. I'm strapping the fuck in, dude. Thank you for doing that. You know, I appreciate that. Seapelt light is off, I guess. I don't know how to riff out of that. But guess who I saw in Dripping Springs, He actually dresses like this in public with Shob on his shirt posted by Nichols 101.

This is him on the way to it, I think, on the way to the fight companion, right? Whoa. Look at that Zit on the back of his head. It's huge. And the hat too. Man. I saw this before, I saw it. I saw it before the fight companion.

And I was, I was thinking, there's just no way that this is real. I thought it was Photoshop, but it is what he wore on the thing. So it's definitely him and it looks like him and crazy to wear your own shirt. Is he walking to that thing? Dude, probably. Oh, how could he not? He's got the Humvee, huh? Yeah.

That next to shop, he owns it. There's nobody. Come on. Do you think Cowboys get like see him around and they're like, that's cringe? You know, a Humvee with American hat on and a red shirt that says your own name? Probably. That's what he talked about in this first special, right? Like guys from the South being like,

what the hell is that that's gay? That's gay. That damn jeans are tight or whatever. Why aren't you wearing blue jeans? Are you American? You don't look white to me. They're racist. You're Mexican.

Cowboys being racist? No way. Yeah, no, I mean, that's why I thought the first time I saw it, but now that I know that he wore it and was going to the fucking the fight companion, kind of a big deal to see him on his way to that.

Yeah. It would be a bigger deal if they caught him driving his kid to baseball practice. That's true, too. That would be huge. But yeah, that's great, dude. That's, dude, that's... That's social media. This isn't real.

That's facts, daddy. Okay, another big one for the week. Moonwalker posted this one. Brain dumb lit his cigar backwards. Unbelievable. Just incredible. I saw this and I go, I had the same exact reaction.

I always said, how did he do it again? He will fucking blow your mind. He just, he is one of, he's Pagliacci. Like I, I feel dumb saying it again. I never would have thought he would do this. What's next? He tried to take ownership over it too, dude. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah. Oh, sure.

You spoke it the wrong way on purpose. For the haters, too. Because he has, it is funny for him to say that. And I retweeted it because I enjoyed him saying that. But it's crazy. did no one told him, hey, man, he's fucking lit it the wrong way. Yeah. I'm not a cigar guy.

I never been, but, you know. Well, I don't venture off and claim that I'm a cowboy or anything. You know what I mean? So maybe cowboys do that. We don't know, honestly, you know? It's true. I don't know anything about cigars. So I'm just taking your word for it that it's even the wrong way.

But I can see, it looks like it's the wrong way to me. Cigars are so bad for you, too. All these, I mean, I'm not hating. I can, I understand the appeal of the, a cigar bar, hanging out of their boys and all that. You know, I have smoked a cigar too in my life, but just like, it's just a big cigarette that's terrible for you and gives you cancer. Yeah.

It's a cancer state, dude. I think if you smoke it, you and like, my grandfather smoked cigars and he was like going to get cancer or something like that and he stopped smoking and the cancer went away. It's like, just don't smoke it at all, dude. Let that be a lesson of you, Shab. Yeah. This is posted by Crystal Mount Clymer, the one I just referenced. Sure, buddy, it's called.

Somebody, Mr. Anderson said, come on, bro, with a great picture. This is a great picture of him lighting the cigar backwards, too. Just excellent stuff here, dude. And then the cope from Brendan Schaub is, I smoked the cigar backwards on purpose to make you guys forget about that lame-ass London card, laughing, crying emoji, dude. You still got it, dude. Still got it. That's a hilarious joke.

Should keep that energy and go back to stand-up. Yeah. That'd be funny. This is toilet paper. He's just like... He thinks it's a fucking tissue or something. This is for your nose, right? Oh, I've seen this in the moment I've changed lithium battery. Found this in the wild.

Gimmy posted by Cole Phelps 1-247. It is Brennan Chob on Tinder. Dude, I got to interview her. I'm so curious why she would pick this as the picture. Yeah. Is it just that that's the best she's ever looked or she has a big fan of shop? We'll leave you for Brenshaw. I didn't see that part.

Wow. What the fuck? This is what you get when you zoom in, you know? When you see clamp the screen, zoom in a little bit. Dude, that's crazy. Semi-retired world traveler still travel for work just not as far and as long now. Building a North County home base.

This is my mom's next door neighbor, dude. will leave you for Brendan Schaubb. I don't know. It's hard for me to believe that's real. And, you know, I don't want to put Shmutter on one's name or anything, dude, but kind of looks like mess again. You know? Yeah, I guess so.

Shob's got a type, dude. And maybe it was just that good. You know, maybe she loves putting her fingers in guys' asses. When they had sex, he was like, can you do this for me? Oh, so yeah, it wasn't the stand-up. They actually had sex. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, yeah, she doesn't forget. How could she forget? Yeah. Her one night in shop. One night in shop. Because she put her fingers in his butt. She's that I sold out, dude. That job.

That video comes out. That shop would be the guy that has a sex video come out, but it's not an effing sex. It's someone putting their fingers in his ass one night. And it's market as his one night and shot. The least funny porn video of all time. It gets a lower rating than Gringo Poppe and IMDB somehow. driving my son to baseball practice.

Sean's an embarrassment in every facet in any facet. He just is like, yeah, that's what's left. Sex tape is left. You know, you got to think about the... It's on the table. It's on the table. You got to think about all the things

that celebrities, and it's so funny, he's a celebrity, that have happened that are bad to celebrities. And some of them are dark. I won't get into him. But sex tape's kind of funny. Yeah, he's like, Meskin, you know, Meskin's all upon that Kardashian lore, dude, you know?

So she's like, dude, Kim Kay put out a sex tape. All you got to do is suck some dick shop or something. I don't know. That's what Kim Kay did. Oh, yeah. It was, okay, so she says that, I mean, I feel bad saying this. Right, right, right. But she says that to him.

You know, let's have sex on a tape. It will go, we'll make some money, be able to stay in the house for a few more years. And then, so they do that. But Shav accidentally puts in the wrong, uploads the wrong video, and it's him getting fingered in the ass by some. masseuse and then that's out. And so she's furious because, you know, video proof of him shopping around. Just snorting Addies while getting railed in the ass, dude.

Just like weird. Weird DP. Dude, even worse than that. You're not thinking creative. I'm just kidding. Yours is great. No, what I'm saying worse is he's getting that done to him. And what's he saying when it happens?

Oh, Papa. Yeah, dude. But he's saying, he's saying, oh, Bubba. And he's like, yeah, do it again, Rogan. But it's a lady in the massage thing, but he wants to pretend that it's Rogan. He calls her Rogan. He calls her Rogan by accident. Or he, on purpose, because no one, he doesn't think anyone's going to see it. But nobody knows that. What, he filmed himself? Nobody knows that her name is Logan, but he's doing Asian voice. Oh, my God.

Why would he film it? It gets busted. It's a raid on the massage parlor. Oh, I get trans in there. Holy shit, are you burning a Shob? They recognize him? Or he's telling the stories like, the cop recognized I was Shob right away, dude.

I got out of it. It's like, you got out of it. It's on TV. You can get out of it. You're going to trial soon. D.M.Z. I get some Bob Kraft now, dude. Can you do a good Harvey impression or no?

Harvey Levin? Yeah. I don't really know what he's like, yeah, I'm T.MZ. Yeah, yeah.

So Harvey, we got Brendan Schaub getting fingered in an masseuse and then they had the crazy story. Yeah. All right,

this guy used to do comedy, UFC guy, and they caught him getting fingered in this bottle. Tapping out some other way.

It's him and the black guy. They're always staying next to each other and the black guy's like, I don't, man. I don't want that. Sad. Yeah, sad.

Fight companion puts a whole other another meaning of fight companion, huh? Dicey, Dicey posted by Texas is the reason 187. Another cigar post. That's a good pick, yeah. Smoking that wrong. I mean, even the way he's smoking is just, like he knows something's wrong, but he's not able to at the time notice it himself.

Here's the thing. Yeah, he's like too embarrassed to correct himself. Here's the thing I do. know about cigars, okay? I don't, or I'll say what I don't know first. I really don't know, or at least I didn't know until this happened, that you could smoke it from both ends. This is not something I thought about. Do cigars go both ways?

Yeah, so cigars go both ways. Yeah. So that's something new I've learned from shop. Right. However, what I do know about cigars is that I've never had any question which was the right end to use, right? It's very simple, which end? because then you've got to clip off one of them, right?

You don't have to, but a lot of times they do do that. So, right? I'm assuming I don't know. So, like, and I've never seen anyone else do, like, wrong end, cigar. So, Ed, that's crazy. You know, you're actually helping Brendan Chop's case here, you know? How so? He has to explain the whole massage thing.

But if one ends clipped, it's usually the end that you light. Maybe the other end wasn't clipped. They didn't have clippers. But they're at JRE. They got clippers in JRE. You know, I mean. So maybe he just lit the side that wasn't clipped so that he could smoke the cigar. So it was like an inside job.

Someone clipped the wrong side. No, no, no. The cigar is supposed to be lit by this end, but it's already clipped. That's why, you know. Oh, okay. But if you suck on the side that's already clipped, pause. Then, you know, you could light it there and you open up both white. You got the airwaves now.

Do you? You know, be funny. Your waves. Yeah, we don't talk about men on that. Yeah. The next fight companion, they all get cigars and then they give him a black and mild. can't fuck that one up if he fucked up a black and mild

that'd be crazy because then he'd be trying to light the thing the end thing he lights it up he's like ooh child that White House card is bananas it drives me nuts

he just does a voice yeah he does a voice with it they're like Brinick you stop that dude oh my bat Mr. Whole Foods my bad that's kind of black sit right there too my bad Mr. Whole Foods it is yeah

yeah dude he's like man hey Joe When the UFC going to shape up, my boy? Bubba. Bubba. Oh, Bubba. I'll cut that part out. Let's see here.

But is that knife posted by deleted? Great artwork. This is amazing, dude. You know? And the cigars backwards. It's just the lore gets bigger every time. The cigar is burning the mic. His face is red.

Dude, something's eating this mic, by the way. I don't know what it is. That's not good, huh? I got some fourth dimension fucking ghost in here biting my mic at night. It's all the spiders. Yeah. There's a lot of spiders, dude. This one's posted by not yet.

Eddie Bravo 10, Bapa, 8. Have you seen this yet or no? No, no, no, that's what, no. I would make it a 10-9. I don't know about 10-8. You know what I mean? But let's see. Bugatti's?

All those house. Bugatti? Good stuff. And you bought a bunch of apartment buildings. Oh, no, no, no. It's a 10-8. Oh, okay. Yeah, I remember what it is in now.

Those are good investments. I've also, I think I've seen this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know I said I did. I think I watched this. Yeah, but you got to pay the mortgage. Correct. You know, and you might have just had a big nut that he stopped.

Good douche. You got to pay the mortgage. Yeah, that's droving, man. Come on. Come on. Come on. I'm in trouble right now with that. Why are you got to bring that up, B?

Biden. He's like, follows, man. He's got a bunch of people that are on his payroll. Yeah. Yeah. It's easy. So he's trying to set up another fight. It's going to get his money.

Making that kind of money all the time. And then it just goes away. That's hard to adjust. Yep. That's like every rock star story, every rockumentary. They blow up, get the mansions. And then they got to sell that motherfucker fucking mansion. Guys, we're talking about him.

He's in the room. Joey's like, Joey's pointing to shop. And Joey does doesn't say anything. He's like a loyal friend. He's like, Oh, okay. Eat another star, Lee.

Yeah, let's fucking talk about something else. This is sad. Guys, are we watching fighting or not? Yeah. I went through it. They don't teach you how to manage finances. Like you're busy being a fucking warrior or an athlete. No one goes, hey, dude, you know that.

You gotta pay your taxes, dog. You know that $20 million house? Your mortgage on that's whatever, let's say $25,000 a month. Are you going to be able to afford, this is a 40-year mortgage? That's a lot of months. You're probably going to fight for another six years, bud? What are you going to do after that? Yeah.

No one talked to you like that. Sell that house. Yeah, bro. Every rock star dog goes up with the mansions and then they got to sell that mansion. They got to sell that motherfucker. It's crazy. Well, because no one teaches them. Yeah.

They take advantage of them. Look at the stones. Look at Ledzap. Look at all these bands. Rock stars instead of. Comedians. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, the same thing can happen to you if you're a successful podcast or you'll be or watch out. Yeah. We've seen it happen to some of the best people we know. Like who? Britten shop. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I get it now. That's the 10-8.

It is funny how many times Eddie Bravo said it, though. Yeah. You know? Yeah, no, he... Do you think that they know that they're Gadocian? I think American Redact painted a narrative of, like, Brendan's soft launching, like, an ask for money. Oh, right.

You know, shout out to American Redact. I watched that, too, though, yeah. And I think that's the funniest answer. where he's just like floating it, you know what I mean? He's like, man, this has happened into a lot of people, huh? And then everyone agrees. They're like, I mean, yeah, I guess. But why are you saying it like that, Brandon?

And then it's like, it's happening everywhere, huh? And then they're like, okay, you know, you didn't answer the question. You just did it again. He's like, I need $100,000. That's a, yeah, he's like, yeah. He's like, yeah, he just asked. After the show, he leaves a note for Rogan. Rogan, oh, that's nice and think.

You know, just can I has money? Can I ask? Question mark. Money spelled with like, incorrectly. Yeah. What, I don't even,

what does this mean? Joe Rogan's asking Jamie, he's like, I think he's asking for money. Yeah. Because he asked me to ask you for money. Why is it written on a big gold? Oh, man.

Poor Brennan. Hopefully he's rich. Also, I realized it's probably not his name on that shirt. Why? It's his son's name. Oh, that's facts. Mm-hmm.

So 10-8 Bapa right there, we lost. He's on the travel ball team, if you guys didn't know. It's my favorite time. Okay, it's his favorite time of sack season. This clown doesn't shut up, posted by never drinking it. Just, I mean, we're going back to old, I'm not even making a joke. It looks like old Bapa, dude. Little bloated, a little bit of lip action there, dude.

Right. You went to Mexico. I mean, imagine. It makes sense. Like if I was struggling financially, dude, and I just wanted to live one more day. Yeah. I'd be like, I'm going to go back to the golden days.

I'm going to drink. Like, yeah, I owe $138,000 on my mortgage. Yeah, all right. The podcast is in a studio, like storage. Sorry, I almost said studio. Yeah. Storage unit. Yeah.

Yeah, we're going to up barn. You know what I mean? But I just want to have one more good day. And so, you know, he lines up a day, a Wednesday, let's say. And he goes to get the lip done. He's laughing with the girls. again. They're like, but Mr. Sharp, your car decline, you know? Yeah. And then he's like, what? Huh? Huh? You know? What? What? And then he dips out. He's like, I'll go get the other

card. It's in the car. His lips look huge. He leaves it. It's done yet. He only did half the lip thing. And he's like, fuck, they caught me. And he's like, and this part is normal. This part's not. He's driving. He gets pulled over. And the cop's like, oh, God. That's amazing. And I don't know what's happening with his cheeks and nose here. This is not a good look lighting-wise, for sure. Right? No.

Nothing is with Papa, though. His eyes look closer together. You know? Yeah. If you stared at it for a long time, you kind of become it, you know? The lips, though, dude. I think what you said is so funny, the lips thing specifically. Because he's saying he's essentially, you know,

know, totally fucked in this scenario, right? Like all, all cars on the table. He's finding out all his bad news. And he's thinking, he's like, it's like, damn, dude, fucking losing the house, can't pay the mortgage. You know, I'm gonna, I think I know what I need to do. Get lip fillers in Mexico. That would be the craziest reaction ever.

Yeah. Driving like 100 miles per hour to get lip fillers in Mexico. Yeah. Imagine he goes to Rogan. he's finally like, all right, I need help. So he does the fight companion afterwards. He's got lip filler juice coming out of his life. He's got fucking alcohol streaming out of his shoe

because he drank, he did a shoe earlier in the day. He's back to shoot. He's got crate him seeping out of his vein that he fucking did earlier in the day. And Shob's looking, or what's his name? Rogan's looking at all this. He's like, oh my God. Are you all right, buddy?

He's like, it could be a lot better with like $185,000, dude. I like the idea that he has to get lip fill. to meet Rogan and ask for money. Like, it's a step. He's got to suck his dick. He's just, I got to look good for Rogan when I ask him for $100,000. And part of that is lip fillers.

Because that's important to him. Rogan is that men have full lips. Rogan's, by association with Schaub, is like drawn. It's a negative. And he's for Rogan. Yeah. You know, it makes him look worse by a lot.

Every time Shab is there, it makes Rogan look worse. He gets nothing from it other than maybe they maybe get some points for being a loyal friend. But I don't know. Can you do me a favor? Yeah. Can you act as Rogan and just say no? Sure. All right.

Rogan, can I please get $100,000? No, man. But he, dude, come on, bro. That's his face. I'm sorry. I just went to his face. No. You'd be surprised.

I wish I could do a better Brendan job impression. You think I would be able to after all these years? I can't do it. Yeah. I don't know. But, you know, I wasn't the smartest tool in the shed. Dude, I fucking spent a lot of money. I have not met anyone that does a really good job.

Yeah. Is that weird? Dude, do, puppy. You'd think somebody that famous, they'd have at least one person doing it. Yeah. Jay Farrow. Jay Farrow makes a whole new living off of doing a Brennan Shop impression. All right, let's see what this is.

Daddy Rogan, not impressed in any fast. posted by Mitchie Slick LBC maybe in our neighbor. There's bare knuckle boxing. Here we go. Here we go. Well, Jorge Mosbydals.

Promotion. I'm the commentator. Oh. Damn. I got a Dominican Republic. April. Oh, boy. Have fun.

Here we go. Round one. Here we go. Dude. Oh, fuck, man. He said, fuck Dominican Republic and Brennan Schaub,

dude. He's like, that sounds awful. Dude, you're talking about dead eyes. Check out Raccoon Tweety's our podcast. You're talking about dead eyes. Dude, this is Rogan's dead eyes. I want to see this

one more time really quick. It kind of looks like Epstein right there. He looks a little like Epstein. He might be Epstein, dude. Look at the face. I never noticed that before. That's Epstein's face. Is he sleeping? What the fuck? I've never seen baggy eyes that bad. Damn. All right, let's see.

Boxing. Here we go. Here we go. Well, Jorge Mosbydals. Promotion. I'm the commentator. Oh. Then. I got a Dominican Republic. April. Boy. Hock to Lugie. Have fun. Here we go.

Round one. Here we go. That's, I think maybe Epstein did a face-off thing with Brogan. Really? You changed bodies.

Wow. And then now, because that's why he doesn't, that's why Epstein or Rogan, Rogan, doesn't say anything about Epstein anymore because they changed bodies.

Damn. That's facts. Yeah. B, me too. All right, we got one posted by toxoplasmosis. Shots fired. Well, they were groomed

into a certain trajectory. What is this? It looks like Christalia's grower, a grower die, stand-up special. Posted 10 months ago with a million views,

right? Theo Vaughn liked it. We recently reached one million views on my last special. I am very proud of this. Considering nearly all of my friends

would not help promote it. Damn. Do things yourself. You really can overcome hardships in your life. If I can, you can. This is like a soft launch into politics. So to the fans, thank you. We only need enough of us to build the log cabin and share ideas.

One million is plenty. I heart you. Oh, also, the uncut, uncensored version is still avail on my website, Grow or Die. I did that. I did that. Damn, 81 shares. That's a lot.

good-dushing him probably half of those this is on threads too that's so funny oh fuck it's that's so yeah that's weird to say that your friends wouldn't help you yeah make a point of it put quotes around friends yeah yeah don't you have you don't have any friends I mean you know he has different definitions for different things

yeah like what a viable woman is you know like these kind of things you know yeah that's true so maybe we don't know what he means by friends Maybe he's talking about sexual partners he's had in his past that didn't promote the special. He's asking people as victims to share. He's acting you guys are my friends. Guess you can have sex with me, but you won't promote my special. Oh, you only like me for my dick. Man, dude, that would suck to have everybody turn their back on you because you stink.

Yeah. I mean, take a shower, you know. Yeah, a shower. Yeah, yeah. Showered in piss. All right. I'll have to cut that part out. This is going to be

What Happens Next Part 23. That's how you know it's a good week at Chang's If what happens next is not the first thing. Oh yeah, dude. Yeah. But it still's got 430 upboats. You feel me? I'm an upboat guy myself.

Always been. Always been. Icarus lives. Shout out to you for posting this. Let's see if we can guess this time. We never can't, huh? What happens next? You have the whole thing.

And sometimes you just got it. When I was a kid, I was a 99-cent store with my mom. Go fast. Don't die. My mom's shit all over a wall. My mom pissed in a thing. My mom's shit all over a wall?

It has to be that, right? We're starting over a wall. How can he say my mom's shit over a wall? What? When I was a kid, I was that 99 cents store with my mom. no no why what's your guess i guess mom shit over a wall me too let's see i was a kid i was that 99 cents store with my mom she had to shit and then we didn't give her the keys of the bathroom so she shit on the wall you're telling me i can't tell a story but you can tell a story about

your mom shitting on a wall your mom shit on the wall you have to go you have to go outside yeah Oh man. Shot all over the wall inside the store. Inside or it's definitely inside, right? Because he just said yes to it being outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's going to change it.

His brain's not working. Right, yeah, definitely. Well, neither is his mom's asshole, if you ask me. Have you heard? Yeah, no. His mom got a problem. Yeah. We got poop problem.

Rosa would never, dude. No. Have you heard this one before? I don't think I have. Nah, me neither, dude. The hat got me, dude. Go fast. die? Yeah, you're laughing at that. I laughed at the shedding on the wall. But the hat is funny too,

but I was already gone by the Bobby. Bobby is one of my beers friends. That's like the tagline for Adderall, isn't it? We'll see. Be great if she did it inside. Oh, no, no, inside, inside the 99-in-s store. But outside the bathroom, on the wall, she cheated in the store. Dangster. So, dangster? It just doesn't make any, that makes sense. That makes sense. It's kind of embarrassing. I don't think gangsters are going to go around being like, yeah, man. I read my clip by fucking shitting on a wall, bro. Probably not.

I'm a gangster, bro. I went to the motherfucking dollar tree, dog. Shit on the wall. It wouldn't make me fear of them if they were pooping on walls. That's true. And, like, bragging about it for sure. Yeah, I'm off. My main shit is I poop on stuff, bro.

What the fuck, bro? The fuck, I'm gangster. I smell like shit, Romy. Hey, you heard about Shaw's mom? She gangstered. She, oh, gee. She was shitting on walls back in the 90s, dog. If you're, his mom pooped on the wall of the 99 cent store.

Yeah. Um, yeah, that would be, you got to, you got to have somebody come talk to your mom after that. If it reached the wall, you know, um, there's some premeditation to that. Like, there's forceful push to reach a wall unless she's scared and rubbing her ass against a wall while needing to shit. Yeah. How would you even know? Yeah.

How would you know your mom? did that. Why are her pants off? That's what I'm saying. Like the mom took her pants off to poop? And then how does she, she's not going to wipe or anything? Maybe she was in the, you know, the 99-cent store of the fitting rooms. And she was trying on some 99-cent pants. And mid-mid pants check.

She was like, oh, shouldn't know what commander today? I have to shit right now. So she's shit on a wall. The 99-cent store, you got to know that there's not going to be a bathroom there. Why would you do it? Yeah. I mean, probably not. Yeah, it's probably not the best bathroom for sure. Because the grocery store bathrooms are not great to begin with.

But the 99th store, I have a, if any of them are like employees only, it's probably going to be that. Yeah, and also don't shit where you eat. To my mom. You used to be able to do shit like that. Yeah, there's no cameras, nothing. And she was like, I didn't do it, prove it. Yeah, there's no camera's nothing. And she was like, I didn't do it.

Prove it. Wow. I drank, I drank my piss a couple. I tried it like a month. Did you really? Did you try to you, Joe? Did you try? Every morning for a month.

I tried it a few times. Always been a piss. I'm balls deep and pissed. If he says I'm balls deep and pissed, that would be so goddamn funny. I feel like Brendan, yeah, it goes back to that whole,

like he's a premeditated fool. Like, dude, balls deep, always been a this guy. Yeah. You know, like these things are just like, go-to's room. Yeah, well, there's only so many things he can remember how to say.

You're right. But either one of these is crazy. It's a crazy thing to say. This is one of my favorite episodes so far of what happens next. Yeah, it's pretty good. Do you try it to do it? Yeah, I tried it a few times. I tried it too. After I saw Machita do it. I'm just going to heat this show. I wasn't in the UFC. I saw a cheetah do and I start drinking piss, man. That's how it goes. So it's not like he's basically saying he's always been a pissed guy. Or either one, really. but probably I'm always

he didn't say it for verbatim. Yeah, he fooled us. It was both answers at once. He's balls deep in piss because he's always been a piss guy. Facts. Yeah, dude, hold on, stop the show.

Why are your nails black? Okay. Hey, hold on. Hold on. Let me just ask something. Yeah. You gay? Definitely you gay.

Yeah. If it's, you know, magic, that's funny as fuck, dude. Yeah, I, why do you think it's funny? Because you expect him to, say you're gay. Oh, okay. All right.

Yeah, I agree. And I'm not using to frame it like that. I think, you know, magic would be funny because that would just be something in Shab's brain where it's like, people with black fingernails? But I mean, the stupid jock thing is like, oh, you're paying your fingernail, you're okay. You know magic. You know magic? You know magic?

You know magic? You know magic? You know magic? Fuck. Okay. Good. That's so good. That's actually pretty good. But it's random.

I don't know why people with black fingernails know magic. Yeah, a broken shop is gay twice a day, dude. No, hold on, let me ask you. You Chris Angel. I think I've seen this one. You Chris Angel. What do you think? I mean, either one, this is kind of just shopping funny now.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. He's cooking for sure. Yeah, I go. You Chris Angel? No, are you a witch at night? guess what dude I go to you're not even gonna believe this I go to an album release party I look behind me young gravy was there uh uh uh m gk was there and we were just having a

fucking good I love young gravy did he's uh is that jelly roll's brother yeah time hey let me ask stars having a good time dude stars are normal people we're we're no spicy Yeah, definitely We're normal people Ours are normal people And I go like this Can you go back to him sneezing on the

The chicken with some fans of the show Oh wow They didn't watch this for real, do they? That'd be crazy I don't know but I wouldn't doubt it Hems your belt please And they purpose they do it So your brain's slower

You know Yeah it's a good way to break people down It's Eric Burbsley Who breaks? You're body crazy. They are watching it. That's crazy. That's awesome, dude.

Wow. We're a podcast watching a podcast, watch themselves. Yeah, this is awesome. That's good. I really feel like a stasis doing this. Like right now, I feel like really calm and collected, you know? It's almost like they couldn't do the podcast if we weren't here to watch them, watch their podcast. Bro.

Boom. Oh, my. Oh, I got Mr. Whole food. Can I ask your question real quick? You're the riddler? I am white as shit. Okay. You were sitting to sleep for 24 hours?

Hey, whoever's doing this is really. You know what's crazy? This is part. Yeah, that's, wow, shout out. Whoever's doing this is brilliant. Brilliant. I want him to watch one of my songs, dude. Yeah, he's got to, I want them to watch

bone thugs on the next time. They're on part 12. Part 24 coming soon. Very good. Hell yeah, dude. Shout out to Icarus lives, dude. That's probably one of the best editions right there. Always been a cowboy bee posted by a monster.

Carnet son. Carnet son. I mean, you can't fake that. No. No. You're born with that. Cowboy genetics, dude. Not necessarily.

a fan gave him that hat. But, oh, yeah, this facts. The pose. You know. That's real cowboy. That's real cowboy shit right there. Yeah, dude. That's that right there.

Mm-hmm. That's a lasso. That guy, all he needs is staring a lasso. Right, right with the bummed to bed. You know, you could eat barbecue all you want all day. You ain't a fucking cowboy. That's right. That's right.

Any cowboy I know. It's a bad barbecue there in Denver, Colorado. Mm-hmm. Colorado. Best cowboy barbecue there is in town is goddamn rally, Texas. Or, I'm a, I'm a rally, Texas.

I'm a cowboy. I like cowboy shit, like tight jeans, an airworn. Yeah. Yeah, and vlogging. Mm, zinning. I like zin. I like taking my zin. Yeah, I like blue chew.

I take bonner pills before I fuck my wife. That's right. I can't get harder unless I've got a magic mind. Yeah. One thing about being a cowboy that I really like is when I, when my wife puts your thumb in my ass. I like to get fingered. I like the music of Young Gravy.

I like Jelly Row when he was a rapper. That's facts. I like Jelly Roll a lot. I can't name a single one of his songs. I can name three of his brothers. Jelly Row. I like Kid Rock. I like Young Gravy is such an up-and-coming artist.

I like a lot. And guess what? I like gravy. I got to go. I got a flaming young with a name on it. My name on it just tonight. What's his name? Carnetian.

That's what I call my Flaming Young. Yeah, we should ask him if we ever to meet Brennan Scha. Would you prefer Flaming Young or Cardenas? He's like, oh, my bad. Wow, dude, I love it. I like the cowboy phase. But as far as favorite phases go, Cowboy is low on the list, but I do, that's how much I love the other phases, you know?

Yeah. I like fish phase shop. He was going through it as a fish guy, dude. Like, it's not that he liked fish. It's like all the shit around the fish. you know. Yeah, I mean, he, he had fish tanks. Yeah.

But did he ever eat fish? I'm sure, dog. Yeah. He of course ate fish, dude. I mean, he had a big bite out of the one. The one fish was bitten out of it. And also, uh, he fucking killed half the fish. You think these fish are not getting eaten by at least him or chin?

He's got a producer that makes condom fish every weekend, dude. You know? That's a good point. I mean, and I think I've asked you before, what's your favorite phase of shop? And don't let your truck knowledge get into the way, dude. Yeah, truck was pretty great because I'm a truck guy. Yeah. But I think maybe it's funny because it's like right at the beginning.

But all that stuff where he had to defend himself walking the truck. Walking any of that truck was pretty fucking funny. Yeah. That was pretty good. He's like, I mean, he's just, he's on their show. And Kalila has already said that he, DM'd her and he's not they don't bring it up at all and he's has to lies it doesn't make it doesn't make sense he should have been like well I never did that yeah but he doesn't do that I just it's all the whole

thing is so funny and that's a solid choice you know why fish guy and truck guy walking to the truck guy this the truck before the sequel the truck mod guy those are the best versions of shop because they inform later versions of shop you know like you don't like Kobe without loving Michael Jordan You know what I mean? Like Kobe comes because Mike existed. Sure. Yeah. Right? We were introduced to a lot of the shabisms, you know?

Like he really cares about being nice. Like this kind of stuff, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He don't like bullies and he's not going to talk about men on earwaves. Yes. But if you call him a big old pussy, he's going to fuck you up. Yeah, he's going to do all of the things he just said he didn't do. He has a setup for all of the funniest things that happen.

It is like the best written script with no pen. You know, like it's just unbelievable, like the choices he makes. are all kind of like known to be there he's going to do this it makes sense for this guy to do this yeah and he just does it dude i mean any shop could make anything happen that's goofy he's a real life mr bean if he had a pen you mentioned pen it would just explode on his hand and get all over his shirt and then he'd be like who did that that would be cool if he got really into magic that's a good face to go to or like juggling you know i mean juggling would be pretty funny yeah if he got into magic and like started uh making shit that's a good face to go to you know what i mean juggling would be pretty funny yeah

if he got into magic and like started making shit disappear in the studio and they're trying to podcast the whole time, you know? Like, where's my SD card? And Shab's like, did you check behind your ear?

You know? It'd be great. Anyways, shout out to Tube. Shob's going to be on Tubey. Did you know that? Oh, yeah. That's right.

You said on the show, there's new truck shows on Tubey, right? Yeah, there's been some blowback from haters, bots, if you ask me. They're saying,

like, don't shows that like, fail end up on Tubey, Like Tubeb doesn't make shows for themselves kind of thing. He has to pay tubing to put a show on. Yeah. Just like people have to pay for comments. You know what I mean?

Like that's a bot for sure. Definitely. Yeah. But I want to see. Today's the 23rd. It's supposedly dropping tomorrow. Whoa. Yeah.

So this show comes out on Thursday. I'm not a numbers guy. But I'm pretty sure that's the 25th. Oh. 26th. 26, yeah. I'm so stupid. But let us know in the comments if,

if, because I might forget, I have ADHD, so do you, you take Vivans. Yeah. We might forget about checking if the show's out or not, so leave comments below. I'm going to sleep outside of the YouTube headquarters for a week. Tubey. Sorry, Tubey headquarters for a week. That would be funny if you slept outside of YouTube without too.

Dude, yeah, either one. It would be kind of, dude, where is Tooby? That would be so funny if I, like, go to, if it's just, it's coming out Thursday, I go to Tubey and I'm like, where a shot? Yeah. Let me show me fucking, you know, Tubey, Sanford. That's kind of far. San Francisco, yeah. It's a lot to go do for the bit.

Yeah. I'll do it. Next. Another banger reel from wife. The wife's tom bout foreclosure be, oh my God. Oh my God. Why would you make this?

When your husband explains why the mortgage is behind. And what about the next one is why your husband explains why the comments are limited. You know what I mean? When your husband explains why he owes me child support. when your husband convinces you to finger his asshole. All right. Oh, cut that.

When your husband accidentally eats his key to the cubby. Another smoking cigar one. Thinking about Rogan, okay, so I'm not, dude, I've tried reading this one 45 times when it showed up as a notification on my phone. I don't know what this means,

but sorry phone 1676 posted this one. go ahead and read it. Thinking about Rogan loan, but he didn't even stopped Bapa from smoking wrong. So I get it. You don't get it? I can get there, but like what is he trying to say?

Don't you like reread what you're about to post? Like he, yeah, I mean, definitely not the best way of writing it. He is Rogan, right? Rogan didn't even stopped.

Yeah, yeah, he is Rogan, yeah. Thinking about Rogan loan, like thinking about the Rogan loan. You know what I mean? but Rogan didn't even stop.

Why are we putting stopped? You know what I mean? Yeah. But Rogan didn't even stop Bapa from smoking the cigar wrong. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. There's a lot missing here.

There's so much missing where it's like, Occam's Razor is like maybe they meant to put all that. And so you try to decipher it, you know? It's like writing in the voice of the character, you know, writing in Shob's voice. Oh, I thought of a jelly roll.

Oh, or she had or jelly roll. Thinking about Rogan alone, but he didn't even stop to Bapa from smoking it wrong. When I say it like jelly roll, it makes more sense. Yeah, I mean, I got a goddamn kangaroo with a pecker on it or whatever. Daddy, you're a little older now. We might have to just get that thing cut off. Because I'm like a kangaroo with a pecker on my picker.

Oh, I fucked it up. I'm like a kangaroo with cats with my pecker. Oh, man. But yeah, this is very pensive shop here, you know. It is sad. I mean, we're making light of a lot of stuff here on this podcast. Is it sad that he lit his cigar backwards? Yes, right?

is it sad that he has to ask for approximately $118,000 for a mortgage loan that he can't afford due to his podcast failing and all of his other renters not doing so well? Kind of, yeah. Yeah. It's kiddo, bitch. But is it hilarious? Yes. What is also hilarious? Money.

Yeah. Money. What does he need right now? Money. So make us laugh. You know what I mean? I know what she's doing that. Exactly.

So I don't feel bad. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, no, he's doing a great job. Mm-hmm. I think. That's why I retreated him. I think everything's good. He's going great.

It's all burning down. It's all good. He drove a Humvee to the fight campaign. Things are good. You know how a country has to, like, what is it? They get a credit rating and it goes down, like from AAA to double A.

Oh, sure, yeah. Yeah, we're in. What phase are we in for shop right now? Eight inches? Yeah, Shob's, he's not five-star rate. or whatever it is. His credit rating has been lowered, yeah. 1.1 starts.

It's in a recession. He's in a personal recession. All right. This is posted by a chin puller of clips or clin puller of chips. Bapa was getting real uncomfortable with all the cat talk. I heard this live. I never saw a clip of it though. Tough to do. Dude, those cats. Those cats, they knew, dude. The cats knew. I take my cat to the track with me.

family. How many cats do you have now? Jamie, dude. Jamie? Why did Jamie cut the shop, dude? Jamie knows. He's a truck cat. He's puffing on a cigar backwards,

dude. Chugging away on a cigar backwards. Jamie didn't tell him either that he smoked a cigar wrong. A lot of people didn't tell him he smoked a cigarette wrong. Everyone else dropped the blame the team. You know?

Tough to do. Dude, those cats, those cats, they knew. dude, the cats knew. I take my cat to the track with me. You know what I'm saying? I'm telling you. How many cats do you have now? One.

Just one? I got four. Good girl. So I think this is the end of the second round here. We got one more round. We should probably pay attention to this. What do you got that? Joe, two dogs?

That's it. Two dogs? Cats? No cats? Do you get some cats, Joe? Get some cats. No more chickens? I got a bunch of chickens.

Really? Yeah. I think like 15 of them. Dude, I'm all in on cats. I never was a cat person growing up. up, never understood them. Dude, that I, they're like over at Shaw with the quick eyes. That's great.

I'm all in on cats. Dude, I'm all in on cats. I never was a cat person growing up. Lance. Never understood. So bad. Godoosh. Does he get it?

No, of course he doesn't. Bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese. Well, this guy's balls deep in trying to let the cigar, dude. Yeah, you can't focus on two things and ones. Until like the last six years. six years Gringo Poppy No, Gringo Poppy was four years

Well, I thought Wait, Gringo Pobobos is 2019, right? No. 2020? 2020. April 22nd, I think. April 22nd or 23rd of 2022. So we're at 3.11

months, you know. Okay. And now, dude. That's fun. My cats are everything to me, man. Joe, did you see the Mosaise said he can He does 1,500 push-ups in an hour. Yeah.

What? What? What? Bananas. That's not real, right? It's not real. He was doing 1,000. Now he can do 1,500.

I mean, maybe he can do it. Those guys in prison do 1,000. He's in shame. Right? Those guys. Chili. It is funny to see Joe Rogan treating the homeless cat subreddit like it's the Epstein. files like trying to move on.

Yeah, we can't talk about cats here. Yeah. It's not real. Which he has talked about the Epstein files a lot, but I'm saying like, or he, uh, he treats the fighter and the kids separate like it's Israel. Like he doesn't want to talk about it. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

And then also at the very end there, Mm-hmm. Shab says something and they're all, they do the thing where it's like the guy that just says something wrong, but they're like older and they know more. They're like, actually, that's not true. And just dismiss it or whatever for a child, like, for Shob. this is posted by Brendan doing or not yet Brendan doing fine

2011 2021 2031 I mean this is a frequent post I did follow a lady recently that has this as a profile picture so maybe she's homeless might get married soon how's social boys posted by I don't know who to axe it's probably going to get gadooshed on public

we know this, you know this popular meme that's been happening. Ed Hardy or what is his name? Ed. Fuck, I said, Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. God damn it, dude. Don't repeat that, yeah?

I didn't say Ed Hardy, dude. I didn't say Ed Hardy. That was a good, dude. Oh, yeah, Carmelo, Anthony. Yeah. Um, all right, Patrick. I was having the, here's an Andy the Edwards. There's an answer to the Edwards.

That was, I think, Ronnie, something. I don't know. I'm not saying any more names. Neanderthal, that guy, Brennan Shab, and that's it. That's good. Nice. They got us with the elf. We didn't see you coming.

Price cut on Casa de Bapa, House with some salsa on top. Posted by Wonderful Salary, 544, 32. We're not numbers guys. So this will have little effect on us. By the way, this is a lie right here. You know what that means? What? Red doors.

No, what would that mean? It means that the property's paid off. Oh. They couldn't afford to get like black doors. They're like, just keep the red ones on there. The real estate agent's like, you know, it's bad luck to have red doors if you don't pay off the property. He's like, uh, don't kill me. I know, but red my hair color, something like that, you know.

smoking a cigar backwards in front of the real estate. $3 million, so $195,000 price cut. Yeah, you should just stay. Make it work. I mean, why are they selling it? Has he even addressed that? Well, I think he's addressed it in not straightforward ways, like talking about taxes, property taxes.

Other cats, we, I'm pretty sure we never pulled this up on the show. Maybe it was because it's on the YouTube channel. not so much the Reddit Changs, but they're saying that he's behind on mortgage payments. Like there's some sort of ledger that they referenced and saying that he's only has 1.1 million in equity of his house. Well, if we all put our money together, I think we can buy it.

We should. I'm all right. I'd rather just buy some sausage salad and call it a night. That's facts. That's facts. And my sausage salad is not $3 million. It's about $9, dude. How'd trucks go posted by?

Tol Luro Burtz 1. Baseball Dad, truck addict, Diet Coke lover. Do you want to guess what the next slide is? Something without truck addict in it. YouTube podcaster Brennan Chob looks down at phone while

drag racing his truck on the streets of LA. I'm a total piece of shit. It's up ready right here. Annie with the truck. Okay. Damn, she's fine, dude. All right. I'll cut that out. It's flipping the truck. all right

dry fast all gas almost a year since the last episode next one has to be so fire can't wait also we're waiting for more

dry fasts all gas merch yeah I can't wait for the drop my my closet wants to relapse if you know what I'm saying dude I need some more fits

oh I know yeah no I mean I I watch like religiously to see if there's going to be another dry fasts all gas drop you just watch old episodes The socials. Oh, got you.

Also, I'm subscribed because I bought a bunch of drive festival guys. So I'm supposed to get like the pre-hookup email. You're on the Patreon? I'm on the Patreon and then a thickboy network.com. If like they do like a new hat, I'm like the first person to know if there's like a hat with the bird poop on it. Your hat got shit on. Oh, so he's selling his truck. So he's a truck.

selling us truck for 110,000. That's a mortgage payment right there. There you go. It is funny how they're all around that neighborhood of like 100,000 where he's like, I just need this much for this month, dude. The food truck diaries. Two years

since the last update in 2024. That was a hit show too. Yeah, it was the most hits of shows. This is what? Oh, that's him outside doing a food truck diary. With the team. Dude, look at the team. team.

Yeah. This is part of the promise. They had way too many people. Oh, man. They are fucking up, dude. The team is. Always. It's their fault.

That would be funny if he blames the mortgage thing on his team. I gave Chin the money. He didn't buy it. Throwback to when Bapa lost 10K grand to Bradley Martin with a little salsa on top. I remember this. Posted by Clint Puller of Chips. Let's see this.

He goes, run me my fucking money. Oh, man. It's not playing. I did make a song about this moment too, but I never posted it publicly. It's on the Patreon if you guys want to see it. It's Hey, Mr. DJ. Speaking of money, I thought about it. With main event or you're talking about main event, co-main event?

Main event. Gaychi. Gece. Porre. I'm saying Geichie. Okay. I'll take Porre, the diamond. Good call.

And, uh, hot sauce and MOA. Dude, it's going to. hot sauce. I feel like last time we I think we did five so I think we got to double it. 10 Gs? Yeah, well, I mean, listen. I know you're a car guy. I know you're a car guy. I know you're a car guy. You got some, you have some nice jumped in the whip the other day. Yes. You didn't think you'd fit. I had no idea. I had no. I'm confident about it.

Spicy. That'd be funny if he's like, no, you thought I wouldn't fit because you fucking care about that. How did I fit in that thing? didn't think you would fit. I don't remember him saying that. That's crazy. All right. I'm confident about that. Shoot you shot player.

You really believe Poria. Shoot you shot player. Why do you believe Geci? Tell me how he beats Porier. You can't because he doesn't. Can I ask F? Okay. No going back on that.

No. You got it. Now I'm be stressed out the entire night. I love it. That makes you so much more fun. It's so interesting. I bet we got 10 Gs on the main event. That's ridiculous.

I'm trying to have fun. That is fucking bananas that you did that. I feel good about that. you? Yeah. You shouldn't. It's being heard from now, about a minute gone by round two. He knocked him out, head kick. Poyer knocked out of the head kick. Yes! I mean, Gage, he knocked him out.

Give me my fucking money. Yes! Let's go! Run me my fucking money! With hot sauce in his hand. That's where the realtors are saying to shop. When they sold that crap house to him. This is Shaw's big account. Run me my fucking money, you dumbass.

about this shit house. Damn, that's that fucking... You're like... I feel so good, you fucking loser. Because Bradley thinks that shop's doing well, but in reality

is... The walls are closing in, unfortunately. You're like, Bradley, I need this money. Bradley, please. Please, Bradley. That's fair. Oh my God.

Interesting. It's like death by a thousand self-inflicted paper cuts or something like that. It's pretty intense. This fights are going to last a little longer, I think. You think so? Perhaps. Who fucking knows, man? Emmett, if he connects, you go to sleep and then you're death by a thousand cuts.

Fuck you. That's a first time. Callans make it fronting. That was a good one. That's a good one. He knows how to make things uncomfortable for sure. let's go to one more, yeah? And then we'll call it a day, dude.

Because I know, if there's one thing I know about my boy, I'm tired. Oh, yeah, dude. If you're tired, can you imagine where I am? Yeah, dude. I'm driving my son to baseball practice. That's social media. This isn't real. I guess that makes me a big old pussy.

We just do that for five more minutes and we thought of it. Post by Caterpillar Hot 5739 where. It's great, dude. hopefully there's another video post and let's go on over here we go don't say anything redacted okay this is a good way to end the show posted by air pumper

I should you this no I'm just laughing because he said air pumper oh this is so good it's good ready oh so people online were saying that Joe Rogan was doing his best Cooney bit oh not understanding jokes not understanding what's happening

producing wise so so they've been live for about two or three minutes. And for the first two or three minutes of this fight companion, it's Joe Rogan going like, are we live? Asking Jamie. And so he has his phone out and he's like trying to find the live, but it's unlisted from Jamie's point of view.

So he makes it public and then they finally go live. But in the middle of all that chaos, Rogan's like trusting Jamie a little bit and being like I think we're live. So don't say anything retarded. And I'm trying to guys. That's great. I'll try my best.

Oh, really, dude? He said say, not do. Yeah. So that's a get out of jail free card for shop. See monkey, do monkey, right? I'll give it to shop there. That was a funny line. I'll try my best.

Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah, dude. But yeah, it's really hard for him not to, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If he's in traction control, you have 50% chance he might say something redacted.

But if he's on box, mode, dude. 100% sure. It's going to be redacted. I mean, are you going to tell a goddamn rattlesnake not to rabbit's tail? Yeah.

Are you going to put a rattlesnake in a corner and tell him the fuck is way out? Nope. crop out those uglys, dog. Mm-hmm. Well, check you guys out next week. Have a great rest of your nights.

See you next week. Dicey, dicey!