10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub LOVES DOUGHNUTS! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #81

Episode Date: December 25, 2023

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Can you help me Walk me to my Whole foods One, two, three Stop at my favorite Time of the week Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon. We are reviewing the Joe Rogan catalog.

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Ontario, California. Daddy! Absolutely. Check those shows out. One last shout out and thank you to everybody on the Patreon that wished me well. I'm okay. I took all the ivermectin I needed and I'm back, but anyways, that's not why you're here. You're here to watch 10

minutes of Shob. So start the timer, play the chain clip. Alrighty. So it looks like we have a clip posted by Hey Mark Wigski. It's called the rinks calling out Bapa's truck grift. Let's see this one here. We're just talking about trucks and the subculture that is trucks. I want to get you over onto the truck side, dude.

I got to get on the truck side. That's like me talking about wide receivers in the NFL. Yeah. Me faking that I'm in a trucks would, like, can you imagine if I was like, all right, this is my angle. I want to make a lot of money. Guys, I'm into trucks now. Oh, boy. Doing stuff I love with car builds and superchargers and blowers and valves and wheels and tires.

We got the wheels. We got the tires from Toyo. We freaking Kibitek did their thing got the wheels. We got the tires from Toyo. We freaking Kibitek'd the dirt thing on the suspension. Rogan had the best description of what it's like when you're faking something. Have you ever been drifting or anything like that before? Donuts? Burnouts? No. We're gonna see how you feel about the 900 package and then that way you can see firsthand what it's like i feel you i like it i dig it don't kill me i what the anticipation of me getting my truck all right because i feel like if i drive yours rogan had the best uh description of what it's

like when you're faking something he said he was talking about this one guy and he goes he says he's straight but whenever he talks about women it sounds like a guy who is pretending to speak french but he doesn't know hell yeah dude rogan got best brains b all that just gets in me or maybe he's a guy that just gets into things you know like like any guy but he's you know he goes a little too far he's redacted and he caught maybe he sees things that other people enjoy and he's like oh i enjoy that too and then he pretends like he's really into it because he wants to be in it quicker. He's not a guy that earns a lot, right?

He's sort of, he's used to, he was blessed with this amazing athletic ability. So you didn't really have to try that hard. And then he became an athlete, right? Yeah. And then comedy, he like, he's friends with Joe Rogan. So Joe Rogan got him in. So he's sort of used to the fastest way of getting things, right?

He gets there quickly because he's one of the greatest comedians. Like he's got the brains and the bronze to like, he feels like he can tackle almost any situation. So, of course, Trug's getting it. That's easy. Hey, couldn't have said it better myself, dude. All right. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. Nothing else needs to be said. No. And guess what? Brian Callen, better myself, dude. All right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing else needs to be said. No. And hey, guess what? Brian Callen, watch yourself, dude. I know. Yeah.

Definitely. Kind of a duck move. Yeah. Whose show is it, dude? B-Shop. B-Shop. Eight inches. That's how far you need to stay away from these controversial topics of him not being in the

trucks. But we do have another clip about that, though. I was skipping forward a little bit because I knew this one was coming up. It's posted by a high school house party. It's called Bapa Buys a Ford V8 Lightning, claims to be 500 horsepower, only to dyno around

180 horsepower. So it's a duck on the internet talking shit about Bapa, like always. So let's see what this is all about I want to hear your take away from this Car scene is having an influx of fake car guys recently with Brendan Shaw's new show Toontown I thought it'd be great to cover it. This is the guy that told Joe Rogan He had a v8 Porsche and Rogan had a correctum

I saw this video floating around about Shaw picking up a Ford Lightning So let's go over it check this bad boy out not a mark on it that's sick step up trucks are sick uh basically all all stock you put an aftermarket intake on it the pulley diablo sport pulley for your horsepower all right i'm confused i thought you said it was stock i care about the low mileage yeah so this comes with 380 horsepower, 450 pounds of torque, and the interior is what drives me absolutely bonkers. Check it out. These are from Ford, and you can take those off, and this interior has never touched a human's booty.

Some carbon fiber on it, but other than that, stock. How has no one sat in these seats if it's low mileage? It's been driven. Maybe the previous owner was very small, so they drove standing up. Now, here's where it gets really weird. He buys the car in Arizona, takes it to get dynoed. It's been driven. Maybe the previous owner was very small. So the drove standing up now Here's where it gets really weird. He buys the car in Arizona takes it to get dynoed It makes a hundred and twenty-five horsepower How do you not realize it drove like shit when you bought it they make triple that horsepower stock

He then does what any car guy would do when your obviously non-stock car is broken. He takes it to a Ford dealership. Look, I am all for non-car people getting into the scene. Everyone has to start somewhere with their knowledge. What I don't like is when people fake it and pretend to know what they're talking about. I've been working on cars on and off for like the last 17 years, and I will be the first to tell you I am an idiot. I am all for Scha shop making this kind of content he just needs to be more honest about what he actually knows damn okay yeah that's a pretty uh you know like nice take I guess he's like he reminds me of uh he's like a Chang's guy you know but for trucks yeah he's like he's not he he, he's okay with new people coming in,

but he wants to make sure that they have their heart in the right place. They don't matter. They don't matter. He wants to make sure that they realize they don't count. Yeah. Nobody matters. Yeah. But with trucks, instead of posting clips about Bapa.

Also, I want to know if all truck guys just have mustaches. Is that why Bapa? Mustaches seems to be a big thing. Yeah. Like Bapa, they accused him of copying that big thing. Everybody, like, Bapa, they accused him of copying that guy Taylor Lewin or Lewin, the football guy. I don't know

if this guy is also doing that. So maybe somebody should have a video about him copying Taylor Lewin. Or he's copying Bapa. Yeah. Well, for sure he's copying Bapa. Bapa's got the best brains. I mean, you would be smart too. You know what I mean? Right, right, right.

But you know what, dude? It is sick that it has a step-up. Why are you making fun of that? A step to get in your truck? I thought he was saying that was good. Okay. I think he might have missed because he was like, step-ups are cool.

Oh, okay. Isn't that what he said? But, you know, sarcasm. That was sarcastic. Is that your takeaway? Yeah. It went right out of my head. And Baba, I believe Baba more than that fucking weirdo in his room.

You know what I mean? What are you, in your mom's basement? You know? Yeah, he didn't even say skip detected or whatever. Yeah. What did Boppa say in that one? Skip detected. Like when that truck guy, I didn't hear the word raptor.

I didn't hear the word blower. You know? I didn't hear demon even one time. Never mentioned a valve once. No. So it's like, how do you know who's telling the truth even one time never mentioned a valve once no so it's like how do you know who's telling the truth yeah we really need fact checks here which one is the smartest tool in the shed if we believe him then that's us putting all our corners in one basket yeah and honestly if a crayon's not sharp it's not in my box you know what i mean true uh all right well

this one's posted by eddie pool eight millimeter it's gonna be a lot of it's not sharp if a sharpie's not it's not sharp if that sharpie's not black it's not in my ass all right uh this one's posted by eddie pool the people that don't listen to racking two years and be like what i put a sharpie in my butt when i was very young okay so this one's posted by eddie pool eight millimeter it's called shop questioned on the fallout 8mm. It's called Shop Questioned on the Fallout with Theo Vaughn. It's going to be a lot of clips from this little podcast he did. Okay. One major thing I got an issue with, with Shop going on these podcasts.

I don't have an issue with Shop doing more podcasts. You already know that, daddy. Right. But the audio engineering is so fucking bad. Oh, and like these, yeah, random. It's like they're just using the camera mic or something. Damn, they need a chin. Yeah.

You guys need a chin desperately. Let's see what happens. To wrap up, there's one other piece I wanted to hit on was, and we don't have to talk about it, but the Theo Vaughn. I don't know. I saw a lot of stuff going on on social media, which is probably just all. With me and Theo?

Yeah. That's one of my best friends. Everything's Gucci. We're great. Social media's crazy. Hell yeah. How do you know there's a thing? What's the narrative?

The narrative is that it was a fallout because it was the king and the sting and what was it? King and the sting? Yeah. And then it's the gold now. No. Yeah. Again, this is social media, but it's the Real Housewives of YouTube. So drama is what gets clicks.

Yeah. I talked to Theo yesterday. He's one of my close friends. My kids call him Uncle Theo. No, the thing there is, so me and Theo started King and Sting together. And then during the pandemic, he moved to Nashville. He thought he could just zoom in and do both. This is like, I can't not address that.

I'm glad you brought up the audio. So the plan of whatever this podcast is, is that, all right, we're going to meet in a hotel bar. I'm going to wear a full suit, a full suit and tennis shoes. And my co-host is going to... That's not his co-host. Who is that? That's Jay. That's Jay?

Yeah. I can't really see his face because the visual is not that great. Yeah. Also, he's blocking the thing that gives it away. Not to listen. I've defended Jay before. I have defended, and I will offend Jay again. He looks fine to me.

But that's, so Jay, and then bring your brother. His brother looks like a hunter. I guess then I your brother. His brother looks like a hunter. I guess then I take back. My only criticism now is that they're at a hotel bar and one guy is in a suit with tennis shoes. It's one thing they wear like a blazer or jeans or something like that. I don't know. I'm not a fashion guy.

Maybe he's a tech bro. What is this? What's the name of the pod? I can look that up for you later. And also, obviously, it's hilarious that Brennan pretends not to know that he doesn't have any idea that people are saying they have

a rift. Yeah. This guy's like, there's an ocean of drama under our feet. You know? No, no. Let me tell you how it is. And then he just goes through the history of his life again as if it's super interesting interesting i mean if shop was smart he would say people online also think i'm latino you know what i mean he never addresses it dude just saying he's gotta bring the birth certificate out yeah let's see stop the code he thought he could either zoom in or fly

back to la every week yeah and do it but nashville's not closed so yeah it was beating him up he's like dude it's too much we need to find someone to fill in when I'm not there yeah D'Elia would always fill in yeah and eventually he was just like dude I just can't I can't do it man and his podcast is massive so he's like hey I can't do it B I don't need to really do it I I just don't have time to keep flying back and forth he's like how about we slip D'Elia in there and i'll go do my thing it was great say less yeah that's it bro it's fire yeah i love this he's like a brother now would you move to a no income tax state absolutely because my kids okay you want to finish school the baseball program he's in the old lady is so funny there's an old's an old lady. I didn't even notice that.

I'm too invested in shop. It's so good. I love it. Someone wrote this shit for us. This is like the Matrix or whatever. Some shit. We're just characters and they're like, all right, all right.

We'll film something. This will really make Brennan and Gerardo laugh. It'll be in a random hotel. Jay will be there. Then just have like a random old lady who doesn't belong. Just walk in, stand. Try and order a drink at the bar. Even though it's clearly closed.

She's like, where's the continental breakfast at? It's a fucking... Nah, she's trying to get bugged. She's trying to find some dick. She wants some dick. A dick. Yeah, she wants some dick. She's trying to actually do something.

We just had a baby girl, so it's..., like, I get some stuff in the work. She just gave Jay COVID. She just dropped off COVID in the room. She was the best part of this clip. That's a real tell. Like, this whole clip of a famous comedian and some podcast, the most interesting part is the old lady who coughs. That's what caught my attention.

That's your takeaway, dude. You know, we don't have an old lady that walks in our shot ever. We should, huh? We fucked up. Yeah. This is how you really do it. Papa Cooney just walks in the background. Mama Cooney, rather.

I wonder how many views this podcast got. Not that views matter. After two days, it was like 600. Nice. Yeah. Well, that's a nice thing. Listen, let me put on my honest hat for a moment. Go for it.

Shab doing these random podcasts of people that are, I guess, fans or whatever is kind of cool. Yeah. I don't find any fault. I like them. These people need to like invest more into like making a good product. Yeah. Before you, though. We saw what I did. I like them. These people need to invest more into making a good product. Before you, though. We saw what I did.

This is me without you. Yeah. If it happens, I would leave LA. That's insane. The cost of living. As you wrap up, there's one... Yeah, I mean, all that was BS.

What the fuck is that noise? It's the water bottle. You got, you've just, uh, let a bunch of water bottles gather up in your chair.

There's also, like, a full one in the back. All right, sorry about that. I was trying to get rid of that noise. We can't complain

about another, uh, podcast audio project when we're having, like, a buzzing sound, you know? Oh, it was buzzing?

I don't hear any buzzing. I thought you were talking about the water bottles. Oh, there's many water bottles on the ground. We do a weekly clean. No, no, no, no. Three weeks. Every three weeks we clean the hostage room. I think it's a funny bit where it's like

we do things that we criticize and then we comment on it. And then you don't know whether we're doing it on purpose or it's like meta or what. And you're just like these two redags. Cause we don't matter. All right. So this next one made me giggle.

It's called a congratulations to Whitney and her new baby posted by old Barney. And whoever clipped this chin is fucking hilarious. Okay. by Ole Barney. And whoever clipped this chin is fucking hilarious, dude. Oh, okay. Congratulations, Whitney. The baby looks healthy. It already has a mustache. I mean, you grow that much hair as a baby.

You're different. What's up, baby? A lot of ladies in the crowd in the crib tonight. Baby alert. A lot of hair follicles above that lip tonight. More mustache than head on the hair. That's pretty good. All right. This next one is just a quick picture post. It's called Goodwill is blocked by some B. That's the gringo baby. Why don't they have the gringo poppy poster on a shirt just like that, dude? Best brains. I would love that shirt, dude. I have a gringo poppy shirt. Yeah, we both have it too tight for me. Oh, really? I got the wrong size. You got to start eating kiwis. But check

this out. This is Goodwill is Blockbuster B posted by Matt VPM. It's a shirt on sale at Goodwill says we don't matter. Well, you got to buy that. I hope you bought that, sir or ma'am. You shan't post and not buy. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. get one of those right away when you see it this one made me laugh it's called mothership posted by dicey redact let's see what this is about dude have you been on his uh mothership yet i have not i have not i've uh i'm there saturday but when i come in i'm there for the fight companion and, and the cards out there start at 9, so we get done sometimes a three, four-hour show, so we get done at 1, 2 in the morning, and I don't want to go up the mothership when it's 2 in the morning.

So we need to figure out the time where I'm not there doing shows. It's just tough with my schedule too. Don't get me wrong. I'd love to go there. T-ball, COVID restrictions. What's the best time for Shab to perform, do you think? Eight inches. I was thinking noon.

Okay, noon. Right before lunch. Or even on a crisp Monday. Yes. Crisp Monday morning. That's when he does his best updates on Instagram. Maybe you're right. Maybe.

What's the best place for him to perform? The Schaub studio, I guess. True, but Texas, Dallas is different. Or the grain room. Okay. Or Dallas, yeah. I really slept on it. Then I went, shoo.

Add us an improv, D.D. Let's see. Love to perform and we'll figure something out. But it's also when... I mean, what's the fascination with donuts, dude? I got to know. I was, I mean, I was big into donuts. I've sort of given that up somewhat now.

But remember, I had my big donut face. I know every donut place in LA. That makes sense because you know why? Why? You talk about it, dude. When does Bapa talk about donuts? He doesn't necessarily talk from what I mean. We don't know the catalog as well as some cats, obviously.

But you're right. I haven't really heard him talk about donuts, but he talks about food so much, food truck, and he calls himself Thick Boy. So I guess it's just like this idea that he's kind of chubby or whatever and he eats a lot. Donuts are something that those kind of chubby or whatever and he eats a lot donuts are something that those kind of people generally like so he's like ah maybe just it's weird though you're right

he doesn't even what's his favorite donut yeah never we don't know anything about boppa's donuts we know his favorite shoe but we don't know his favorite donut yeah i don't really know what kind of food he likes other than denver has very good Yeah. And also the fucking powered by rain sign is in a donut. If rain made energy donuts, dude, that would be awesome. So disgusting to drink an energy drink with a donut, dude. It's like the most crazy construction worker ever. You see him eating like a glazed donut and then slamming a rain. That guy's going to die, dude.

That is crazy. I never thought about that yeah then i never realized that you're right is it don't well all his like emblems are like donuts they're all dripping yeah you know like donuts don't drip yeah they also don't drip yeah but i'll tell you what does drip his outfits be i mean today he's a little modest he's got the the drip you're right yeah i mean he's a little modest. He's got the drapey, right? Yeah, I mean, he's wearing that Super S hat with a plain green shirt. I'm a fan of a plain shirt, though. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Especially if you're going to be on your own podcast, B. Yeah.

No free marketing. You know what I mean? I'm wearing a Hot Wheels shirt. But that's because I'm in a Toontown, daddy. Yeah, Hot Wheels. Let's see here. Go ask me. I'll be there, you know, but it's tough with Hot Wheels. Let's see here. Joe asked me, I'll be there. But it's tough with my schedule. It's tough with his schedule.

It's tough. And he also doesn't book it. Adam, who used to work at the store, books it. And Adam's my boy. So we just got to figure something out that makes sense. But with kids, it's just I don't live the life of some of these comics in their 30s or damn near 40s that don't have kids or don't have a wife. Where, man, if I was younger, if it was before my son came, I'd be on a plane out there on a Tuesday night. And I'm having drinks off 6th Street and doing my thing. But now it takes a lot for me to leave.

I don't care what it is, man. There's a problem. You're not any good. I am good. You know what? You're a lousy kindergarten teacher I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck I'm sorry, babe. I didn't mean that. I think they're excellent finger paintings. Please don't go I am not spending the rest of my life with a loser

All right. Well said. Well said. Good clip. Choice at the end, Chin. Like, we're all acting like Papa doesn't want him. Papa doesn't want Bapa to go to the mothership? Are you fucking kidding me, dude?

That would be a sold-out weekend. Yeah, dude. With all the fans that Shab has all over the world, dude. He was just in Melbourne, Australia the other day. Mm-hmm. Selling out. Yeah. I mean, if anything,

we should be talking about how the Comedy Mothership is going downhill for not having Baba there. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, this is like a warning call for them, dude. Boner alert! Fuck, I missed it. I missed it again.

All right. So this one's posted by Haphazard. Give him, you know, thank him, give him his praise, give him his flowers while he's still here. Right. Right. I'm,

I'm a huge fan of jelly roll, jelly roll and, and tow truck. Yeah. Jelly roll and wheat bread. This one's called the strong opening to the episode. Honey. Honey.

Oh, I still ask for honey. Oh, bread. Sometimes it's subway and they're like, we don't have that. I still ask for honey outbred sometimes at Subway, and they're like, we don't have that. Had a bunch of trans fats or what? What's that?

Nothing. All right, let's go. I used to mow some fucking lawns. My dad had me running a shitty lawn mowing business when I was like 11. Me too. I mowed lawn. I had my own lawn mowing business from 14 to 17.

It's like clean fixing shit. You can't like- Have you ever had your lawn mowing business from 14 to 17. It's like clean fixing shit. You can't like- Have you ever had your lawn mowed? Not yet. No. Shelves and stuff? No, I can do that shit. Can you?

I'm not a giant person. You can hang shelves and all that stuff? I don't think so. Shelves? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, the TV.

Yeah. I hang all my own own TV you piece of shit my girl that car there was a little thing hanging I go I gotta take it in the shop

Danny goes what I go that thing's off she goes it's the plastic she gets on it you just push it

and there's like pants she's like you're a fucking like I just came from putting my own tires and wheels on my truck oh okay oh yeah that's right you're a truck guy I'm not a complete cuck like you this is me I just came from putting my own tires and wheels on my truck. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, that's right. You're a truck driver.

I'm not a complete cuck like you. This is me. That's what you do. You disassociate when you're in a conversation like this. You need something. Adam 22 is smart to bring on Chapstick, something to do. When you go to the TFATK podcast, it is the best podcast out there. Let's not debate that.

But in case they start talking about numbers or boring shit, you're going to bring something to do. Yeah. It's too, you don't want to bring a book because that's like too crazy. You can't read a book. No. But like Chapstick, maybe.

A yo-yo. A yo-yo is a good thing. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. A dreidel. Dreidel. Yeah. Christmas something.yo is a good thing. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. A dreidel. Something. Yeah.

Some Christmas-thumbing. An advent calendar. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. He just looks over like, are they still? Oh, you're going to do that shit. I'm not a complete cuck like you. This is me in love.

Yeah. Papa, the lawn mowing thing is something he's told before. Oh, really? Yeah. yeah Bapa the lawn mowing thing is something he's told before oh really yeah but I what would like what would he not say that he's done like they have on some guy

that was a child soldier like oh yeah I did that too when I was a kid my dad had us fighting for in Uganda every night I slept with an AK-47 dude

alright this one's posted by jbree777. It's called, Joe brings up Callan's fake persona during the most recent Stob episode. One of our guys. Yeah, I don't think he is. But what's he doing?

Like a guy who brags about reading old books. Right, right. Yeah, absolutely. It's like watching a Godard film or whatever. When I first met Callan, first time I ever went over his apartment, he leaves books laying out as if he's reading them. Like he had like Steinbeck of Mice and Men. And I go, hey, motherfucker, I know you're not reading this.

Also, that's when you read in high school. His eyebrows raise. He goes, I do read it. I go, you don't, do you? You want people to think you're interesting so you leave these books out yeah which by the way

you do right by people I mean girls of course you want girls to think you're interesting so you leave these books out pretending that you're like worldly

you know what's so funny is that books are the least of your worry if you're in Brian Callen's apartment if you see a book you're like thank god he's reading so like reading is better than other things he does would you use books as bait ever no i mean it's so crazy to say no this is not something that i would even think about i don't want a good douche Rogan here.

Yeah. But it's like, this is not something that would ever enter in, you know? Well, you're not one of the thousand, dude. Yeah. That's true. That's true. That's fucking why. You're absolutely right.

And I apologize. Yeah. You know, comedians nowadays, it's the hardest job. You have to think of things like that. There's no time to read. Yeah. You know, comedians nowadays, it's the hardest job. You have to think of things like that. There's no time to read. Yeah. Right? You have to be thinking about jokes all the time.

I've heard, I've had conversations with comedians that are like, yeah, I wish I could. I wish I could read. It's like, dude, you can read. Nah, there's not enough time to read. I've got all these pitches. My agent wants me to do a sketch about how white guys always want me to do a certain type of character. And I'm focused on that.

I don't have time to read because of that. I don't even have time to read my own packets. Yeah. I mean, I get that. Before I send them in. I don't read my packets, dude. I'm trying to get on Colbert. All right.

This one's posted by Into the Murky Waters. Ever heard of them? It's called Geez. Let's see here. Let's start with Brendan here because Brendan's missed half of his children's life to be fucking performing in Boise next week. So what do you say, Brendan? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, the pandemic made me realize I tore too much, man.

So I cut it down to two weekends a month moving forward. The bee, I like zoned out completely, but then the ant just made me laugh. And then also like the bee stuff is always going to make me laugh. Yeah. The honey on the wall. What is that? Yeah. I know I've said this before, but I just think it's such a crazy design. Yeah.

The bee has cheese with dynamite inside of it for some reason. I don't know. I don't get it, dude. Everything involved with Brendan is like slightly childish. And imagine being like a graffiti artist and drawing the word buzz and telling your friends about it. You know what I mean? Exactly.

And it's not like adult and professional like us, you know, we got these big red movie chairs and trash Tuesday stickers. I mean, this is maturity. This. Yeah. The trucks. That, a truck thing that we got off something called Red Bubble with a rain energy. Yeah.

Professionalism. Yeah. The height. You know, we got a lot of empty bottle bottles around here. You don't do bits. No. No, dude. Okay.

We're going to keep you busy. When do we wake up? 4 34 exactly before our enemies dude uh let's see here this one's posted by khabib time uh it's called thick boy doesn't recognize boppa in the wild so let's see what happens here dude uh you get a ufc prospect you usually be on joe rogan podcast you think he looks like that i swear to fucking god if i found buddy name i shit you not well that's brian callan yeah he was just telling him brendan shaw i think he's actually in your city tonight i think he's playing the comedy ball real he's literally in town this weekend yeah and hey buddy that was brendan job fuck out of here and i'm opening for him tonight. Sala maser.

They're just harassing that poor man. He's like playing along with them like, yeah, yeah, that guy that's famous. Yeah. He's like, I hope I can get away from these people soon. Yeah. Well, when you got Carmelo Anthony, Adam Sandler and people of The Rock, you know, when they're recognizing recognizing papa and some fucking person that don't matter in chicago can't recognize papa you don't got to tell him your name dude right exact no you're right you're right yeah i take it back that that's not what happened when he met al pacino oh what happened i forget that one he was like oh you're that guy that fucking used

to do ufc yo And you got a great ass. That's what he did. Right, yeah. He's Al Pacino's favorite fighter. Yeah. I like how anyone that Bapa meets, they end up telling him what he does for work, you know?

They're like, oh, you're that guy that got fired from Showtime. Do you think it's out of concern that they do that? Because of the CT? They're like, you're Brendan.

He fought. He used to be a big fighter oh you're that guy that fucking brought a lot you're that guy with monster lawyers dude right 300 pages of them yeah all right so this one's called uh lebron james exposed by shop for having a baddie wrangler posted by by SuccessfulEgg8345. Let's see here. If LeBron James has side pieces. He does.

He's rent-in surviving. I'm so sorry. Let me make my point. It's just like not even dry snitching by this point. No. This is wet snitching, dude. Yeah, you have to ask yourself why. Why you do this.

But it's because he has no active brain cells. Just so dumb. Be cool, dude. What the fuck? Come on. Sometimes I go too far. Yeah. It's Papa, dude. Someone like that, he's super smart about it.

Yeah, but what does that mean? He's super smart. You never engage with him. You only fucks mutes? No, you never engage with him. He's an MI5 of cheating on his poor wife. I did hear a crazy story about LeBron James once. What's that?

About smashing a bunch of people. Oh, I have no idea. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, a famous athlete cheating doesn't surprise me. Yeah. I mean. Who told you?

Anthony Davis. A woman that was there she wasn't one of the thousand but she was there oh she's she was filming no she wasn't filming she was actually working on her jump shot boom like yeah she's playing basketball he's fucking somebody in the court just lebron james you know having sex with a bunch of women but still giving you pointers like, oh man, your footwork is terrible, you know? Or don't. As a team that approaches the girls, they sign a contract. That guy's 38 years old. You go to his room and then it's just...

Wait a minute! A flashback. Not only was Mark Brennan's handler, but he was also his baddie wrangler. Mark was talking to all these girls for Brendan. He would text Mark and tell him what to say. And it looked like this was a full-time job for Mark. It was like every day there was a new baddie to respond to. And even on Mark's birthday, Brendan texted him.

He's like, dude, I know it's your birthday, but when you get home, do you mind checking on the baddies for me? Shout out to Too Lazy to to try there the famous narration yeah and you know iconic voice dude iconic it sounds almost exactly the same as moist critical are they the same guy they might be dude yeah you know confirmed homeless moist critical right there yeah all right so this one's posted by brendan is. It's called, Chop compares himself to Drake and Matt Rife. Oh, man. Do you want to guess on any of the comparisons?

Came up the same way as Matt Rife. Okay. And then is as big as Drake. Those are my guesses. Swing. Those people that are doing this stuff, bringing down Matt Rife or Drake or me or whoever,

they're not taking any swings. Think about that. They're not doing anything. Yeah, they're just reacting to people creating. You're reacting to my creativity. Okay. Yeah. That's 100%.

You're right. I'm glad he told that to Tucker Carlson's son. You got to stand up for yourself, dude. These haters that make these shows, that say things about Brendan Schaub, it's like, you're not doing anything, okay? You're not, listen, I'll even tell you what you're not doing, okay? You're not waking up at 4.34 in the morning.

Tell them. You're not doing whole tours in Europe. Yeah. Right? Scheduling them. The scheduling is, yeah. You don't have a whole music production company in a podcast studio where there are seven to eight rooms of you with other people talking about numbers. You're not discovering jelly roll. You don't know tow truck. Yeah. Okay.

So get, you know what you should do? Become friends with Joe Rogan. Yeah. Do a standup special. Then I'll listen to your bullshit. Move out of your mom's fucking basement, dude. Yeah, dude. You're all in your mom's basement. You're all homeless and cats. Yeah. And don't fucking matter, dude. Yeah. You never matter, dude. You think Brendan Schaub is going to pay attention to some cat that has a cell phone

and is homeless and is fucking talking about bullshit? Yeah, using CapCut to make clips of him and stuff. Newsfl is fucking talking about bullshit. Yeah. Using CapCut to make clips of him. Newsflash. Boner alert. I missed it. I missed it. I gave up at the end there and just said boner alert.

He's definitely not talking about us, dude. I want, I don't think so. I still think he doesn't know who we are. I hope so. But listen, every song, Brendan, that's us doing something. Yeah. Every song that we dedicate to you and it's,

we don't hate him. We love Brendan Schaub. Yeah, we actually, actually love Schaub. So that's why I know he's not talking about us. I don't think he's talking about us

because we, you know, we have other things that we're doing and he doesn't know who we are and we don't matter. I think he's talking specifically about people criticizing him online.

Yeah. Yeah, or ex-employees maybe. Oh, yeah, probably more. You're right. Yeah. Who knows? I'm the various people he's fired over the years. You know, hot take by Brendan, dude, but, you know, we got chairs, dude.

This is a big swing. Yeah. Honestly. We're doing things. This is creative. What about this yeah honestly we're doing things we're this is creative what about this yeah not doing things yeah i bought a whole rain energy energy drink i'll never drink that not a gunpoint yeah not a donut in the room but we fucking love you dude um all right let's go to this one it's called they don't respect Comedy, posted by Haphazard. Another hap clip. Consider ourselves lucky, B. Let's see. Why is it uncomfortable when people compliment?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, just for you. I think because I watched it, too, and I loved it, too, and it's so different from your other specials because this is so personal to you. This is like your life, and you're letting everybody in on your life and the recent things that have been happening. So I think it's dope. And they haven't seen you in a while. So you actually grew the fuck up. You're not doing the bird stuff.

Right, right, right. You got tattoos all over it, whatever. Yeah, true. You might have to be crazy somehow. Yeah. Still got to get that out, but you grew up. Yeah, true. And also-

I wrote all of it. No, but that's why- Imagine. Thumbs down, I wrote all of it. Brendinger Ghost Rider. Imagine. thumbs down i wrote all of it brendan's your ghost writer montez hilarious yeah dude good work montez yeah dude montez is definitely the best brains on that show oh yeah yeah the bestest um what do you think do you think that he goes through it crystal is special probably not but

we were talking on the live chat about how we want to do an hey dab shirt oh yeah all dolphins are bastards yeah that'd be a good merch

I think yeah keep that in their mental rolodex I mean I hope he never got rid of the dolphin stuff you know

no he grew up dude he's not doing that kind of shit anymore dude now it's like real hard hitting personal stuff like and stuff, you know? No, he grew up, dude. He's not doing that kind of shit anymore, dude. Now it's like real hard-hitting personal stuff about Caitlyn Jenner or whatever. Very personal. Yeah. Dude, she fucking killed somebody, dude.

What did I do? Dude, when I killed somebody, dude. Dude, murder day. All right, this one's posted by Parrot Shob. It's called the Shob taking shots at Ian's wife. I don't know who Ian Gary is. Ian Gary is an MMA fighter. I don't know what happened with him recently.

His wife is way older than he is, and she used to, I guess, she wrote a book about being a wife of a player. You made a funny joke I missed. Remember the joke I missed? Oh, yeah, yeah. Wife of a gearhead. Yeah, wife of a gearhead. Let's see here.

I don't know the context, but is it going to play? But again, his wife is like, Call out Francis. Call out Francis. Call out Francis. Okay, wifey. Yeah. I don't know this controversy. Call out Francis. Call out Francis. Call out Francis. Okay, wifey. Yeah.

I don't know this controversy. Ian Gary fighting Francis Ngannou. I don't know if that would be good for him. I'm more stuck on Schaub's impression of a woman, dude. Yeah, is that what Schaub thinks of a... But does he... Is that what he hears because he's a misogynist or because of the CT? Or because he's a hawk. Or because he's a hawk.

Yeah, dude. Fucking idiot, dude. Did you say that? Yeah, call Francis. I don't know, some bullshit you would do. What? Call Canelo. Just some bull, makes no sense.

You know what I'm saying like just don't do that about her don't make her face like that that's not what she looks like sorry dude well it's fucking stupid what she's doing I've never seen this face on her

I've never seen that so please don't do that Brian with the voice of reason maybe she was saying maybe that I misunderstood and what they were saying is like

call I don't even know I'm not gonna try and get if I try and get into where Shav's, call, I don't even know. I'm not going to try and get, if I try and get into where Shab's brain is right now, I'll never get out. Yeah. It's like getting COVID. You're done for six days.

I get COVID rebound. Yeah. CTE rebound. Well, hopefully you stay thick though. always. Well, speaking of being thick,

this one's posted by stone0777. Again, from that terrible audio production. It's called tiger thick. It's called Tiger Thick. It's doing great. With the straight face. The Run Your Posture podcast. Yeah.

Let's see. Tiger Thick Whiskey. Sorry, sorry. Can we stop? Can we stop? It's great. Guys, let's find a smaller table. I need a table that's closer to the ground, please.

Sorry. Guys, guys, can we get more background noise? We need the old lady back in. What would trigger the old lady coming back in? We need to open the bar. We need to open the bar. Shot brought up his whiskey again. Bring the lady back in.

They start ripping shots. That'd be funny. If he's really funny, he'd invite her over and they'd pretend to drink and whatever. Yeah, not a chance. Let's see.'s great well you found out that i did that we probably started working on about five years ago by the time it came to market just dealing with like liquor licenses and that's gonna be oh dude it was like if you watch the show yellowstone it's like that how it's all territorial it's like it's liquor's old school man so it was a beast it was a beast

and it's pretty big Yellowstone has all this like fucking intrigue and like probably some violence and all this I've never

I've never seen it great show but I know the prequels do so it's like there's no way and also to compare Kevin Costner's character

I think is like a big rancher, like big business guy in the state of Montana and shops comparing himself to that because of his thick boy clothes and wixky. Oh, so you're saying- Thick wixky, I mean. You're saying it's the perfect comparison. Right, yeah.

That's what I'm saying, yeah. Yeah. Dude, LA is like North Korea with a beach. Couldn't have said it better myself. Montana, yeah. I wish I lived there, dude. Yeah. When you're out here, it's Dale Friend.

All right, let's see here. I've seen Tiger Thick Whiskey. I'm not a drinker, but I've seen Tiger Thick Whiskey. Yeah, it's all about distribution and getting it out there and then not putting yourself out there too much and not being able to supply the demand. So we have some big news when it comes to Tiger Thick soon. Let's go.

That's awesome. Yeah. I would never be the one to question Bapa, but don't you want to supply the demand? I think so. Right? But I'm not a numbers guy. Oh, yeah.

I'm not the marketing genius no no but i would think that you would want the supply to fulfill the demand but i'm also not the best but what is the demand for what if there is no demand like he's dealing with you know sometimes you're dealing with a situation like that oh but he wouldn't know there's always a demand he doesn't he doesn't read the comments is what you mean. So like the comments are saying, you know, like from the stores, they're like, yeah, we're not selling this thing called Tiger Thick.

It's backed up. There's so much unsold that we don't even have any space in the back for other stuff. We need to get rid of it somehow. Mark it down, half price, do whatever you can, start giving it out to homeless people

and all that. So the demand becomes like, you know, whoever will take it. If I told you I was a whiskey man, you would believe me. Let's see. All right. This next one is again from stone zero seven, seven, seven. He had a lot of the best clips from this show. It's a, this one's called a message from Bapa to all the haters. So listen up B if you're a hater, not us. We'll just tune out of this. Yeah, it's not for us. Yeah, let's see.

Always crazy meeting individuals and being able to expose to their real level of humility. So really appreciate you. Yeah, it makes you realize the internet's not real. Yeah, not real at all, dude. I got some demon. Another human being. Yeah, me and Theo don't hate each other.

Me and Bobby don't have beef. Yeah, dude. It might be disappointing for people. They're like, oh, man, really? I'm like, yeah, there's none of that, man. That's awesome. Awesome. Thank you, guys.

True. I'm glad you set the record straight. Yeah. Yeah. All that is true. Nothing painted. Well, you got to keep in mind, it's a lot of people with like cats as their profile picture. They don't like eggs on Twitter.

It's like, why would you read that? Yeah, it's all to make, it's all to get a buzz and stuff for their different projects. Yeah. It helps out. Papa doesn't mind looking like the bad guy because he's a marketing genius.

And he's like, at the end of the day, this all helps my show. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't count, but it does count views right right the internet is bullshit audio okay audio is the best and all these people do dude honestly you know i mean how smell a name the scent of that fucking basement dude you know what i mean just oh yeah the people in the basement dude like cheeto dust or whatever two words dude orange chicken for sure hot cheetos oh you're oh it smells like that yeah

for sure yeah it's like they just got off their shift at pf chang's or whatever you know it's like you're gonna tell me how to the greatest comedian of all time how to do it well guess what mr whole foods dip your nacho in your nacho cheese yeah dude i'm eating one tater tot a week burner alert godness huh i was hoping you'd come with another one rain energy okay 19 all right so this one's again stone zero seven seven seven it's called the redax favorite name nickname dicey dicey let's see. Over some of these nicknames, Big Brown, The Hybrid, The Sting, Boppa. What's your favorite? Where'd these come from? Boppa is probably my favorite.

No, that one's just, you know, trolls and fans and eventually just took a life of its own. Trolls and fans. I like that they're the meshing of the two. There's no way to tell the difference now. Every fan could be a troll. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah.

Why not? All that matters at the end of the day is fans, right? Maybe there's some of them are trolls. Yeah. I mean, I believe that all of us can confidently say that we love Boppa. You and I. Yeah. I think all.

You're going to speak for all humans? I mean, there's 149K grand homeless cats. I believe there is 150K grand homeless fans, dude. It was hard for me to say that. I was like trying to say it the correct way. I think that deep down, all of us are fans of Boppa. That's how this all started. We love Boppa, dude.

You know? Yeah. I mean, I can only speak for myself. yes it's for me yes yeah dude there was one glass window there's not two you know what i mean one person got thrown through it oh i'm sure there'll be someone else thrown through a glass window that's not he should join the WWE. That would be lit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Him versus Schultz? Oh, shit. Yeah. No Schultz.

But what would you give Bapa's... What would Bapa's wrestling name be? The Gadooshner? I like that. So then does he come out to thick, boy? Yeah. That'd be a good song to come out to. It's the thick. Yeah, dude.

And then he's like like you know how they have the hallway shots of WWE he's just like going through the numbers and then like somebody comes like Logan Paul

comes up to him and he tries to kick him but Boppa grabs his foot and he goes oh is that your takeaway dude and then he fucks him up dude

Sha would be good for the WWE cause you know how there's always like these twists and turns and the wrestler's supposed to be shocked. Yeah. He'd like fall for everything. He'd

also forget the storyline so it would surprise him anyways. Perfect for wrestling. Yeah. He wouldn't even have to act. His wrestling name could be the salesman. That's another good name. And then he sells your soul. When he sells your soul.

Oh, okay. And then he has to scream GADOOSH! And then when he when he he sells your soul oh okay and then he has to scream gadouche and then maybe like four fucking fights in you know after he's been doing this

for months you know he's got his 10,000 hours in the audience does it for him he just goes like this and then like gadouche yeah

or like one of those things he does he says before his finishing move he's like gadouche and then maybe the gadouche is the actual finishing move. Yeah. Yeah.

And it's like the finishing move is like at first he pretends like his Achilles or whatever it is is broken. And then so something they go from and he's like, Ha ha, I just got you. And then he puts him in a headlock and whatever. Yeah. You did really, you brought the shop out right there, dude. What did I say?

Achilles? He would say that, though. What did I say? Did I say Achilles? Yeah. You're like, cut that part out. No, leave it in. Leave it in, Chad.

Yeah. I hope he never tears his Achilles, dude. This one's posted by Eddie Pool, 8mm. It's called Whitney Wants to Name Her girl billy dicey dicey and if you want context to that you could you can go to chang's too let's see thank you and uh now you're pregnant no one believes me i think i also talked very publicly about freezing my eggs like in a special like a couple years ago so everyone thinks i like to tesla or like no everyone's like this is from a human man all right so first of all how would you fuck a tesla without a dick i in my brain i think that

it's probably the charger thing probably they're she probably sticks the charger thing into you know this one's posted by selected tom it's called this redact giving the worst advice ever to up and coming comics love the little jab at the end too what's the what's the advice do you name the scent um oh i i know this one this is one i've already seen oh okay but it is pretty funny because at the end is a great punchline yeah all right let's go see these comics posting clips on social media and that's the trendy thing to do and you see everyone doing everyone's posting crowd work because they want to ruin their whatever, their 15 minutes or 30 minutes or their special material. For me, I had advice from Rogan, from Brian.

Like, don't do a special yet. Wait. And there's a reason they say that. So it's like, don't be in a rush. It's going to be tempting because you want to get it out there. You see all your friends doing it or comics you look up to doing it. Just wait, man. Just wait.

So why didn't you wait i think i've met that guy oh really yeah he's like an atlanta comic i think is he good i i don't know i can't remember eight inches uh all right so this one's posted by pharrell 80s it's called called Never Knew This About Jay, The One Upmanship. As you can see, liver king. Dude, he sticks out like a sore, a Thor. A Thor. He sticks out like a sore thumb. Let's see.

Tall. Short king. I was the only white kid at my school. The Rodney King riots were going on did you grow up in LA I grew up in San Antonio it was overwhelmingly Hispanic

I love San Antonio you know and you know what I remember when I was growing up like the only thing I wanted to be was black yeah I mean they kicked ass

in all the sports all the girls liked them my brother used to cry at night because he wasn't black wait what my brother used to cry at night because he wasn't black are you joking he went to brother used to cry at night because he was in black. Are you joking?

He went to an all-black school. I went to an all-black school. Okay, because I'm dead serious. No, I'm dead serious. My brother used to cry because he was in black. I was like, this is ridiculous. Oh, man. That's an actually hotline thing.

Hello? No. No. I did not used to cry at night because I was not black. I'm tired of answering these phone calls. I have to call Brent. He calls Brent. Hey, this one's too far.

How do you even find something like that out? Your brother's crying and then you ask, hey, why are you crying? Because I'm not black. That's wild. But it's so, it's a crazy thing to say and as you can tell, it's crazy

because you're looking at this clip. Look at the three guys there and that's the craziest thing is what's said. I can't imagine having a conversation with someone that looks like that. No shirt. Why not put a shirt on? Can you put the shirt on for the podcast? That's wild to me. My favorite part of that whole clip is at the end when he goes,

that's ridiculous. I would love to conduct business with that guy around me just like when I'm hiring somebody doing a job interview like hey thank you thanks for coming in I'm Brendan Cooney I'm the supervisor here also joining me is the liver king

he'll be also he may have some questions for you. He may not, but he'll be here without a shirt on. How do you feel about eating raw intestines? I don't know what that has to do with the job, but no,

I wouldn't want to do that. All right, well, we'll take that into consideration. Well, I'm cooking liver for tonight, so. Oh, man. Great, great job, Cooney. Oh, thanks. Well, I'm cooking liver for tonight, so. Oh, man. Great, great job, Cooney. Oh, thanks. We're going to, Liver King, if you're watching,

we will hire you here as our chin. Yeah, you can be the third chair. Yeah. All right, so this one's posted by WearADamHelmet. It's called, Diddler unironically wondering if he has to keep not cheating on his wife. What do you think of his background, dude? Life rips.

I like that he's not, you know, given up on his sayings. Yeah. It's a Tupac skateboard. He's got a lot of millennial shit there. No dance, Yakuta. I don't know what Yakuta is. He calls people Barracudas.

I think. There's a little bit too much going towards stuff we do now. I'm like, animal names. Because of this, we're becoming even more redacted than we first started. Trucks, dude. That's all that matters. Trash Tuesday. You're right.

Yeah, you're right. We got the mature shit. Yeah. Let's see here. Because if I think about me in my 30s, I was a fucking dum-dum, you know? I was funny and being silly and shit, but I was living like a dum-dum, and now I'm living right,

but then it's also like, do I have to just keep living right for 40 more years? Yes. Yes. Yes. Someone tell him yes. Would you have a sticker of your face in your laptop? Because I don't know if I would. I would have a picture of Bobby Lee on my laptop.

Yeah, exactly. We got to get that. We do have more stickers. 2024, baby. Yeah. More stickers coming. Speaking of that, Keep keep them coming posted by haphazard here dude this is my favorite clip of the week oh shit time for gerardo's favorite clip of the week let's see that's why it isn't making me uncomfortable when you compliment it but yeah

you're right if you take compliments well you're sociopath. Well, dude. Okay, keep them coming. No, that means you're normal. You're supposed to take them well. Or try. Yeah. All you got to do is say thank you. So what's a compliment that you would get where you'd be like, all right, cool, yeah. Big dick.

That I know. So that one I'm like oh shit what's this one that's my CEO it's posted by S-X-E-A-N-T-H I don't know if this is funny or not but I'm sure we'll enjoy it

it's BC and Luke BC and Luke is always a good thing I broke bro culture with you on that I apologize. Yo, what do you think about Eskimo brothers in MMA? At least I have a couple of those. We still got a bunch, probably. Yeah.

Like promoters and comedians. Yeah. I hope you get fired. Luke Kadush. I hope you get fired. I don't understand the reference of Eskimo bros in the UFC. I mean, I don't know either

really, but I'm sure maybe it has something to do with Schaub and what's her face? Oh, Rousey? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Skits and bits. Or Schaub. Schaub's I don't want to go further with what I was going to say. Okay, so this one's posted by EddiePool8mm. It's gets in bits. Or Shobbs. I don't want to go further with what I was going to say. Okay. So this one's posted by Eddie pool,

eight millimeter. It's called. I love Bobby. Let's see here. Very first thing I had in my notes was the Bobby Lee controversy. Man. That's how you start. I was like,

this is the very first thing. I mean, there's not much there, brother. You know, it's like, I love Bobby. You know, it's, yeah, good comic. You know, stuff happens.

You know, shit happens. Yeah, that's what it is. It is what it is. We moved on. You know what I'm saying? But nothing but love for Bobby. Shit happens, man. Yeah, absolutely.

First question, huh? Yeah. This guy's this guy's gonna keep shop busy yeah i'm so i'm glad it didn't go off the rails after that like you know you start off with something like that and then there's confrontation maybe that podcast is going to be bad not as good but there's some so you did something to bounce back because all the other clips we saw were electrifying yeah so um i will good for him. I will say that Shop is kind of like a police chief. It's like, you know, people are coming to them with the issues of the community.

Right. And he's just like, yeah, we didn't find anything. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. He's keeping the line. Yeah. You know?

Yep. Towing the line. Towing the line. Yeah. No funny business yeah right uh they're gonna just tell us telling it how it is squashing these fake rumors of things happening in fulton county jail that aren't really happening so what about uh mark harley he's like i never heard of him i don't know who he is he's's a great guy, but I never met him. There's just nothing there. He makes you feel stupid. He's like, there's nothing there, dude. You know what I mean?

There's no there there. Okay. Me and Bobby Lee are best friends. What happened with what there's that whole thing where we all talked about what happened. It never happened. All right. So this one's posted by Brendan is a hack. It's called the shops. Dig bits. Didn't work in Kentucky. This one I think is going to be Brendan Cooney's favorite one for the week. Let's see here. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm a few a ton. I was in Kentucky. I had this bit about, uh, by sucking Dick or something like that. Classic. I like how his face doesn't change at all yeah he's like oh yeah i know exactly what you're talking about you'll see yeah i'm sure one of the classics you know one of the old throwbacks oh man i should wait you

called it out i like it this way better. Let's see. Classics. And these two guys in front of me decked out head-to-toe thick boy gear. Even though it was weird for me. I'm like, take it easy on the gear. Decked out in front. And they just had too much to drink and probably doing drugs, too. And they were having fun at first.

And when I get into that dick part, they're like, nah, man. I could hear them go, nah, man. Hell no. Enough with this gay shit. I'm like, what? So I keep going. And he goes, hell no. And this gay shit. I'm like, what? So I keep going. And he goes, hell no. And they stand up.

I'm like, what is happening right now? And he's like, enough about this gay talk, man. Not around here. I'm like, oh, shit. So you know how I know you're gay? And dude, furious. Furious. But then the crowd rallied.

Ooh, they're just drowning them out. And I'm like, fellas, you can stay, but I don't think they want you to stay. You guys want to stay? They're all, no. I'm like, you guys got to stay, but I don't think they want you to stay. You guys want to stay? No, you guys got to go, man. You know, so you have to, yeah. How could somebody be that much of a Shob fan and not know that that's the kind of stuff he does? He's decked out.

And first of all, I don't believe that anyone is decked out in Thick Boy merch ever. But if somebody was, and then they don't know that shop does jokes like that it'd be surprising to me that's when somebody clips this up and puts you with the tiger thick jersey and the gringo hat oh yeah well i i guess the only i let me correct that the only people i know that are decked out with shop gear are you and me yeah because because brendan walsh has bought us so much. That picture of all the stuff on the couch is so funny.

But yeah, so just me and you. Yeah. And we would never, we would clap and we'd do standing ovation for game material if we went to see Shob. Yeah. I would relapse if we did that. The host of the show, the podcast, he's laughing probably the same reason we'd be laughing. Like, Schaub talking about this is hilarious. But nothing he said was funny.

It's just another painted narrative, in my opinion, dude. And you know what, though? That's like, to me, it's like Van Gogh whenever he paints a narrative. You know what I mean? Like, I would love to have that in my hallway. Just that clip playing over and over, talking about those two dudes.

It was like Cam and Mace went to his show, decked out in thick boy gear, dude. I mean, Van Gogh is somebody who definitely stuck his nachos in a nacho cheese, obviously. Mr. Whole Foods, dude. All righty, well, let's see this one. It's called Future Too Bright, posted by Mark Wicksky. You already know what it is, dude.

Let's see. You know why I got to wear these, dude? Future's too bright. Oh, no. He went up there like that, and all of a sudden, he was like, you know. The end ain't close to near. He got hit with a skate across the neck. You don't actually have to chop my neck to tell me that.

Be with me and chill out. We'll venture to a log cabin and party, dude. And by party, I mean drink coffee. And all the girls go to you. We'll get on stage. Some of us will do some stand-up. And also, we get fucked and sucked a lot. Whoa.

Whoa. When do I sign up? He's a baby. Or really young, you know, like college ones who don't have dads. Ugh. Oh, God. And they go, you raped these girls. He goes, well, first of all, I gave them a tour.

Second of all, I gave them my dick because they don't get dick like this in Japan. And third, I fed them pasta. What the fuck are you talking about? Like, he was outraged where the cops didn't like the cops. Like, hey, crazy. What a lunatic. They arrested the shit out of him. I could see you becoming that.

What? Yeah, that would be far-fetched for Brian. The three of us? Hey, man. You would do it. Yeah, like, if we gave that narrative, and we just asked, like, common people around here, like, who would do that? Eating after a workout? Yeah. Hey, man. You would do it. Just there. We gave that narrative and we just asked common people around here, like, who would do that? Eating after a workout?

Yep. What? A strange topic to go to. Don't know if I would do that one. But yeah, that beginning, that was harsh. Yeah. Funny, funny though. It's a hard watch, honestly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if you've already seen this one. I don't think we have, but it's called Shop's New Narrative is All the Hate Videos is a Form of Promo. Temos. Whoa. Oh, I didn't see that.

Dude. What the heck? I really didn't see Temos. Oh, Brendan is a hack. Look at that, dude. Thank you. Yeah, Brendan is a hack. Look at that, dude. Thank you. Yeah, Brendan is a hack. Posted this one.

Let's see. Shout out to a rare acknowledgement from the chefs. Yes. Wow. Let's see here. You cared. You cared. So like when I see, and this is Joe Coy's thing, he's like, man, whenever you see someone,

like they tag you on something and it's hate, that's just promo for you, man. Yeah. 100%. Okay. But we do not, I have not tagged him on anything. Oh, no. Yeah. But, so we haven't helped him in any way.

No, but yeah. No, absolutely. This show originally was fully designed as a Brennan Schaub podcast, right? I know it seems like we did it randomly. We just watched one thing, but it's all planned. Me and Gerardo have been fans for him for like basically since we used to watch him play in high school. We used to watch him play high school football. I mean, I was there for that cappuccino with the Buffalo Bills.

I was there. I'm one of the kids that bought a watch when I was like two years old. Yeah. He was like whatever, 12 or something. And then you traded me the watch for the comic book I got from him. You bought it. Yeah. Once I originally, well, I bought some comic books because you're too young.

I bought some comic books from Shab too and I eventually gave them to Gerardo because I knew he was such a big fan. So it's all planned out. Yeah. To in to in support of shop he mowed my mom's mon mowed my mom's mod let's see i want him to say timo so bad it's a form of promo no matter what they're making this horrible youtube video or this instagram or whatever. It's a form of promo. Kind of a fucking shot there. We do not make horrible. Our shit is complimentary. It's like tongue. It is very tame.

I don't know if there's anything out there that's like we specifically, especially the things we've made. Mainly the made stuff is just the songs and then the tear video, the Christmas special. Yeah. Those are all sort of like pretty tame. Yeah. Dude, if there was a metal detector for sarcasm, it wouldn't be beeping over here, Dan.

Right? I don't know. Let's see. Most people aren't cheap. They don't go, oh, man, this whatever troll who made this video, he's right. It's just people have their own opinions. So it just comes with territory. I've been doing it long, oh, man, this whatever troll who made this video, he's right. It's just people have their own opinions. So it just comes with territory. I've been doing it long enough now, man, where I'm in the business of having fans.

You know, I've been traveling. It almost sells world pay-per-views. Two right here, Danny. What was that? Two right here. Two big ones. Big guys and little cheers. That's right.

How do we get in these chairs? Yeah, that's your takeaway. All right, let's go. It's fighters that they right. How do we get in these chairs? Yeah. That's your takeaway. All right, let's go. Fighters that they just want to see you get ripped apart. I look at the Paul brothers and I'm thinking to myself, should I just start challenging people in insurance to box or something? I'm like, bro, these guys are making money.

At the end of the day, I respect the hustle, even though I look at it. My thing's a little different, because like, I think with like, Logan and Jake, with, like obviously, what they're doing, but they're, I think if you were,

especially at your age, like people would look at Logan and Jake and like, oh, all they get is hate. Yeah. Bro, you know how much, how many,

how large that dude's fan base is? Like, if he walked down the street, you'd shut it down. Yeah. So, but if online is, street, he'd shut it down. Yeah. So, but if online is, it can paint a skewed picture

where people think like, oh, that's the most hated guy on earth. Yeah. It's like, that guy makes a living off selling things in likability and views.

So, it's like, the Instagram and YouTube, the algorithm's set up for negativity. Absolutely. So, we think everything's so negative.

Yeah. But those guys sell products. They sell merch. They sell tickets. I think Prime, I think they said he did over a billion. Oh yeah, that company's worth, I think, three or four billion. It's insane. Prime.

That just made me laugh. You should go Prime, dude. As if you'd want that. I don't want that i mean sure the money i guess but i if i could choose a way to be like very wealthy wouldn't be off selling an energy drink to people you know we almost anything else energy drinks are so bad for you yeah except for rain no rain is no rain is amazing and you should always drink rain. If you want to improve

your cognitive abilities... What? That's just so funny to say. Yeah, keep going. No, I mean, that's all I have to say. Yeah, your cognitive abilities, dude, this shit,

I mean, I'll drink it every day. Yeah, it's crazy how we have to buy one every week because it's like we want it in the studio, but then I... Yeah, dude, I drink it like even if I have to go to sleep. Yeah, let's see. every week because it's like we want it in the studio but then i do yeah dude i drink it like

even if i have to go to sleep yeah let's see i think you just in this day and age you gotta be like there's hate but anybody doing anything like that just comes with the territory yeah it just comes with the territory man i had a i had a dude troll sadly true yeah you know you do anything you're gonna get trolled. That's fine. But yeah, dude, shout out. Shout out to Shob like always, dude. Telling it like it is, Boppa. Yeah.

All righty. So this one is posted by Eddie Pool 8mm. It says, Brendan Shob says he'd encourage Tiger to take steroids to beat the system and get paid. Okay. Let's see if that's their takeaway. One second here. Boom. It'd be tough, especially, you know, my son's in baseball.

If he got older, he's like, Dad, my arms sore all the time. You know, whatever. I got this big, you know, college World Series coming up. If I pitch no hitter, I'm going to get a $400 million contract from the Dodgers. It's like, yeah, why wouldn't you do it? Yeah. You know, if you look at Ryan Braun, he does all those steroids, hits whatever, like 60 home

runs, signs this mega deal, then gets busted. They still have to pay his ass. I don't see why you wouldn't do it. Absolutely. You know, Lug is for, not necessarily that, but he's for I think legalization of steroids and fighting. I think I am too.

I mean, I don't know. My only hesitation on steroids and like who cares about my redacted opinion is that maybe health-wise it's not good for you. Yeah. I mean, then it becomes the new norm where it's like, okay, if you're not taking steroids. That kind of sucks to me, right? I didn't think about that.

So I think it's better if nobody's on it. Maybe. I don't know. Not even like for integrity, just i the peer pressure of being like oh fuck i gotta go fight this juiced up fucking crazy person next week oh yes been fighting yeah yeah yeah you wouldn't even be able to probably do it in fighting yeah but if your theory is redacted dude mine's even more redacted than that you know what i mean so we both don't. I think we should probably both take steroids before the next one. Okay.

Next episode. I think steroiding on podcasting should be a necessity. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So Marg, help us out. Yeah. Marg Addies.

Let's see. All right. So this one's posted by Haphazard. It's called Acknowledgement of the Cats Theo Money Controversy. Let's see here. Talking with this question. No, but his question about doing doing hey god hold on we did that we got our buddies and we made a fucking business and we did an hour so we got nothing and nicks the guy with the fucking number love with the drill we did that that's good yeah i think that's cool well i mean look especially we know each other you can get a little dicey up front about money. As long as you know

right away, like, this is how much you're going to get, this is how much you're going to get. That's where it gets dicey. Yeah, you got to know up front what the fucking deal is. If you're close boys, like, we've had talks where it's like, hey, this is what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. As long as it's all, like, you know, out

in the open and somebody doesn't feel slighted. It's a weird question. We're opening up a car parts shop. It's just a bad idea, right? Yeah. No, but it can be dicey if you're friends in a business because it's stressful, especially with the grinding. Yeah, of course.

It can affect the relationship. So that's probably why he's asking if it's a good or bad idea. It's even worse with family. I know. This used to be a whole different podcast. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, no.

It's a different podcast and now it's a different podcast. And then the ending here is just a comment from HelloMarkHarley. It says, reposting my reply from another thread here. I'll explain further, but yes, legit on several occasions, Bob expressed private accusations that Theo had

siphoned off like 5K per episode, however many episodes. And he only vaguely brought it up to him because he's a huge pussy to anyone socially above him. I overheard an hour-long convo on speaker

that in retrospect was about the podcast One Thievery. Theo's like, bro, you're fucking up. Money's not coming in and you're bad at business and managing money.

And of course, Brendan didn't take that well and wrote Theo off as being mentally ill, difficult to work with, and ultimately just in the wrong. How'd that work out, Fat Patrick? Okay, just shots at the end.

The false accusation was 250 to 500,000 stolen in total. Damn, dude. Yeah. This is what happens when you start being a numbers guy, dude. Exactly. Yeah.

People that focus too much on the money and who, like, what you're owed and whether someone's stealing from you and all that stuff, what does it get you? Fucking the end of the greatest podcast that's ever known. Yeah. The world's ever known. Yeah. Now there's just bees on the wall with honey everywhere,

but the honey's not even flowing any longer, you know? Great. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Don't cry. Try not to any longer. You know? Great. Sorry. Yeah. Don't cry. Try not to. Yeah. Be a hawk.

All right. So this one's posted by Stone0777. It's called Another Lie with a Flare. What are we doing here? Let's see. Oh. I got pulled over one time in one of my cars and he's like,

this thing is sick, man. Yeah. He's like, dude, you're going five over. And I was like, oh, five over. And he's like this thing is sick man yeah he's like dude you're going five over and i was like oh five over and he's like i want to see the engine man keep out the hell yeah hell yeah that's sick and he was like you know they're cool yeah especially when they're car guys like it's tough shop privilege oh man dude driving while shop yeah imagine how dope it would be to be brendan shop dude this shit just happens you know yeah when you when a cop pulls you're ever like

guess i gotta show him my cool car yeah he's probably gonna want to take a picture with my shoes yeah he's like fuck the hell's angels are here dude and it's gonna be a wild night every time you go anywhere, Starbucks, Target, they're like, oh my God, let me get a picture with you. You're so funny. Oh my God, I love your jokes. Mr. Whole Foods. Mr. Whole Foods.

If you go to an Antifa rally, it's just like, fuck, everyone's going to notice me, dude. Can you imagine? Yeah, Antifa or the other guys. Yeah, Proud Boys, yeah. Dude, what do you think the hardest place is to go as Shab? Great question, dude. Because I know what I think.

Where? Do you want one, you want me to give you some time to think and I'll go first? Yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it. All right, so easily the hardest place to go, by far, if you're Brendan Shab, Mexican restaurant.

Because you know, they're just fucking chopping it up, dude. They're yelling punchlines, dude. Then the back, dude, they do punchlines by accident, daddy. They just say Katniss on the back. Because they got it. No, for sure, the hardest place to go at a shop is turkey hunting with Joe Rogan, dude. Oh, right.

It's just on sound effects alone. He's going to be the sassiest person dude oh we're they're over here and just kick a bunch of turkey dude he doesn't like hunting no can't can't blame him i don't think i want to do that all right so this one's posted by haphazard it's called too many cooks with asterix over the cooks let's see here but with uh you're talking about the the media pick up whatever you guys do i think you're good i want to really quickly say what is black buffalo dude you see that i think we've asked that before but it says it's probably like you know chew or whatever

some kind of or like um some like a way to stop smoking i don't maybe what's the other one there's Zin no the tobacco thing he does it starts with the R Rogue Rogue yeah Rogue nicotine maybe Rogue makes

Black Buffalo or vice versa who knows let's see here dealing with like obviously you get a ton of promotion people love it

and you get a ton of hate oh yeah and then it's like the whole narrative like oh Adam's this cuck I'm like oh he's laughing

all the way to the bank though yeah you guys can say that sure and to each its own like i don't give a fuck what you do like you know what i'm saying i'm just laughing at the idea of saying that someone called him a cuck and like right in front of him like that it's funny yeah best brains though yeah yeah he gets away with it that's what remember anthony justin said oh yeah that's right comedy is getting away with it. That's what, remember, Anthony Jeselnik said. Oh, yeah. That's right. Comedy is getting away with it, right? Yeah. And, like, that's your own personal thing you want to do,

so I don't know why people care. They're like, oh, this guy's a cuck. I'm like, yeah, but you realize he's laughing all the way to the bank while doing this. Yeah, also. That's why he's doing it. Also, you're making a relationship work for eight years. This guy, his demeanor, it really, to me,

it seems like he thinks he's talking to the two stupidest people on earth. Do you agree? Yes. Because in that, like when he's just like, and I don't blame him because what's he supposed to say to something like that? Yeah. Probably that. A normal person goes probably like, okay.

Yeah. I don't know. And like, okay. I don't know. I think this answers the age-old question of how do you stay relevant? You go on T-Fat K. Exactly. You're right. That's what I'm saying. Making an appearance on Plug Talk. I couldn't hear you.

With those kinds of shoes, too. You're staring at the shoes every once in a while. And you make that face. That face. Being on T-Fat K gives you permanent Robert De Niro face. We'll see. You want a 56 year old? That's hot.

56 year olds on great hair. That's hot. It's a different demo. So your viewers can be like blur that out. But how do you deal with like the obviously like in the current climate a lot of people aren't acceptable to it.

Acceptable? A lot of people are not acceptable to it. Is that how you say that? I don't know. Probably not. Accepting of it maybe? I think you could probably get away with acceptable to it

I guess. Maybe not the perfect way of way of saying we're also an hour and 30 minutes into watching shops and we're not my brain. I'll say, yeah, I've just recovered. I may have COVID brain for the next two to three years. Let's see. Do you guys still do it?

So how do you, how do you do with like all the hate you get or like people like, I can't believe you let your wife do that. Or were you looking at another classic long Brandon shop question, dude? Yeah. It's too long. Ratings. Well, the weird thing in the past few months i only go so far but yeah but the weird thing the past few months is that it's like we kind of hit the sweet spot where we triggered the conservative conservative media world and all of a sudden i'm watching this guy's fucking boss do videos about me with all his little buddies

laughing at him and shit ste Steven Crowder. I was watching. He never acknowledge me. He's my boss. He's not. I just do the show sometimes. They don't know. Okay. Whatever. To be fair, that is his boss.

I do the show once in a while. No, bud. Don't act like. I love that Callan gets Kadoosh. Yeah. That is his boss. That's so fucking funny. I don't know what's going on.

He's my buddy. He's my buddy. His boss. My boss. I'm like, hey, wait a minute. That's so fucking funny. I don't know what's going on. He's my buddy. He's my buddy. His boss. My boss. I'm like, hey, wait a minute. Is he doing video? I've seen one clip of him talking about me, but it's like, I don't, you know, I mean, it's just.

I need a magic mind after that. It's great. Like, I'm not upset about that at all. I think it's awesome. Like, it's just promotion. Like, and to be fair. I'm like, complete cunt like you. This is me, love.

Dude. He had yeah good clip how funny is it this now I don't want to ever talk about this stuff but it's a good clip

I'm glad you pulled it but how funny is it that and this is the only time I'm going to talk about it like you know like what's her face and this is important oh yeah

Wilson has wife but this guy I guess had a porn with his wife with somebody else that's what they're talking about in the clip but the most embarrassing thing in it is that callan works for his boss

patrick crowder patrick crowder or whatever steven steven crowder whatever that loser's name is and so crowder he's the most embarrassing thing is that he works for this crowder guy and then even more cringe as they're making fun of him for working for Crowder, Callan's like, I'm going to drink a Magic Mine now and does a promo for them. Yikes, dude. That's the real fucking dark part of the episode. That's probably like in the contract with Magic Mine,

it's like, Brian, if you're ever called a cook on Earwaves, you have to shout us out. I'm sorry. I should get his name right. Steven Crowder? We should call him Charles Crowder. Alrighty. Well, let's see here, dude. We got two more clips left, so we're almost there,

dude. This one's posted by Parrot Schaub. It's called Professionalism. I'll take it from here. There's like two minutes left. It's supposed to be 10. Yeah. Let's see here. If this loads.

Yeah, I'm about to piss my pants. You got to be hard. Okay, so let me look at what's the best ones here. But real quick, do you remember this kid? You cover this. You talk about this. Yeah. Go for it.

So relatable. I think we could play this video too because it's if this loads that's the best show the best show on the internet they should call it the chin show dude don't edit that out oh that's another thing i wanted to talk to you about dude what we uh we gadoosh them a lot for not editing things out but we have to remember the shop show is live so giveob his flowers while he's alive. Oh, yeah. Another thing we fucked up. Yeah, but you can still edit it out afterwards.

True. Yeah. Anyways, let's see here. This one's called Best Brains for the Arts, posted by Haphazard. Last clip of the week, daddy. Always a sad time here at T-MOS. Let's see.

Girl's like, I'm not trans, you piece of shit. What do you think of the Tony Ferguson just so the audience knows Ian Geary is actually 26 that makes him even younger which is a big deal one year is a big deal I'm 40 I'm a moron

26? I was an idiot at 26 I'm still an idiot but I'm less of an idiot I'm less of an idiot at 26. I'm still an idiot. But I'm less of an idiot. I'm less of an idiot, barely. Well, that just seems like, I mean, I don't know what was going on in the beginning of the clip. But great clip by Hep.

Yeah. It just seems like a moment of truth there. They're all admitting, oh, you know what? I'm kind of dumb. Yeah. Right? You know, sometimes when people say like, oh, in my 20s, I was so dumb. Like, I don't know if I'm kind of dumb yeah right i you know sometimes when people say like oh in my 20s i was so dumb like i i don't know if i'm an exception to the rule but i feel like i was smarter in my 20s is that weird that's funny yeah why just because i'm i'm such an idiot now

oh you've gotten worse i think i've gotten worse did you do any like fight sports or anything that you get ct from uh i did oh when i was in eighth grade i got tackled and broke my wrist playing football and never played football again okay but that's more like different that's a little different it's more like wct because i got my wrist broken you know what i mean so you prove now that you're you're that just by saying that i think you're proving what you said, that you're smarter then. There's not a lot of video of me at 26, but I was like fucking, I was basically Stephen Hawking.

It would be fun. What a strange. But it would be funny if they'd show, there's not a lot of video at 26, but then they show you and you're like in the lab somewhere. You got like one of those lab coats on and you're doing like a mathematical thing on the board and stuff, but you're also like putting something into like a test kit and like doing stuff on.

And then it shows you now doing Brendan shop jokes on an, in a red chair next to a trash Tuesday's thing. And people were like, yeah, I think you're right. Oh, but also when I was 26, I did vote for Donald Trump as a joke.

So there you go. Yeah. So I'm gadooshing myself on earwaves, but it was a joke. It was just not funny. It was also in California. Yeah. It doesn't really count.

And the right thing to do. Yeah. All right. We'll see you next week. Bye. Bye.