10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub LOVES P.F. Changs | 10 Minutes of Schaub #17

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

Seventeenth episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

Return of the shop Once again Ten minutes of shop Oh really dude? Return of the shop Pump up the chin You know it's gon' be shop He said he'd walk me to my truck

Dicey dice Thick boy squad Thick boy squad Oh really dude? Stop for my favorite time of the week When you get the ear pop I try to speak Release surprises today. You better actually

watch 10 Minutes of Shob. Alright. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shob. Sorry, I've been dressed. I just got out of Randy Feltface's show. You know, I'm a big fan. I always dress up like Randy when I go see him.

Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shab. I hope you enjoyed that new song that we had. It took us three hours to make that song. We had a good time doing it. But that's not why you're here. You're here for 10 Minutes of Shab. Why do you talk more Republican in a suit? Hey, I don't know, man.

It's not politics. It's not politics on the show, you know. It's Shab Diggs. Dicey, dicey. Okay. So starting the timer now okay so the first clip is it's official the tiger thick instagram is here round on me if you come to any of my tour dates let's get weird if it doesn't have three c's it ain't whiskey glass tiger thing here it goes hey bnan, we're filming. Oh, no. Oh, hey.

How you guys doing? Cheers. Welcome to the official Tiger Thick Whiskey Instagram. Instagram? Now, there's a lot of chatter online. A lot of chatter. How good is this sweet, sweet, thick nectar? Thick nectar? Sometimes it's the best.

Have we won awards? Sure. Does Joe Rogan's Bert Kreischer swear by it? Yeah, they do. Thick nectar. Sometimes it's the best. Have one at Wardshire. Does Joe Rogan's Burt Kreischer swear by it? Yeah, they do. And you guys like them. Okay? They know a thing or two about good whiskey. Listen, Popsy.

It's not for me to tell you. I'm showing this stuff out. It's pretty damn good. I worked hard to create this sweet, sweet, thick nectar for you guys. And people go, where can I get it? Nectar is not a great word for him. Where can I get it? No, no, no. That's built-in shop stuff. Nectar for you guys. Nectar is not a great word for him.

That's built-in shop stuff. You can get it at thickboy.com. Delivers right to your house. That's easy. You can also, if you want, come see a comedy show. Why is this so long? I don't know. It's a long advertisement for sure. Tiger Thick.

I'm going to buy you guys a round. Is there a way to pause Instagram? Yeah. I don't even know. But he's got the Celtics thing on. The coaches got fired. Everything around shop is crumbling. Instagram.com.

Dot com. Dot com. Dot com. Should we go to thickboy.com? You think anybody watches it? Oh, go to thickboy.com real quick get that we need thick boy whiskey now i guess we might as well boy.com here oh yeah it is the person that pops up so yeah he's right all the merch damn so many donuts dude

so many c's i wonder why donuts like because they're fat so many donuts so little time dude where's the whiskey though uh how do you get whiskey is it on merch thig boy whiskey thig boy squad oh no it's tiger whiskey it's tiger thig i put thig boy whiskey safe searches off excuse me is there three c's on this american straight whiskey oh we can look at this later yeah let's go back to it calm down at least he's aware you get a thick boy.com thick boy right to your house that's easy at the end you could also if you want come see a comedy show any of my tour dates guess what all the venues are going to be carrying tiger sick and i'm gonna buy you guys a round yep that's

right round on me come to the shows round on your boy here okay so welcome to the official tiger thick instagram handle if it doesn't come from here, if it don't have three C's. Where else would it come from? If it's two C's, one C's, that's bullshit. This is all real. Welcome to Tiger Thick Whiskey. Even Instagram ended it too soon. He's like, you got to stop this.

They go to the show. There's like a show, but then it gets canceled. And there's another video like this. And Sean's like, you know, I'm sorry, guys. The venue didn't want. They had this thing where they didn't want everyone to get COVID. And I had to cancel on it. But hey, look.

Oh, sorry, guys. Again, we tried to do another show. But Big Boy Whiskey, we found out it's poisonous. I blame my staff. You know, it's their fault. They didn't know not to put poison in the whiskey. It's just like clip after clip of him failing. Yeah.

All right, let's see. So this one's called, Why the Sudden Change of Attitude Boppa? Like the Joker? Yeah. Zion Clark is getting ready for his first professional MMA fight. That'd be Zion Clark. Zion Clark was born with a very rare spinal condition

he has no lower body he has no lower body he has for the guys for the fans only listening i'm sure shab is going to be very sensitive and appropriate yeah i'm talking about this guy's uh an issue with his body i'll tell you something shab's not going to do what's that call him gay hey that's a bill that's a bold prediction coming from Schaub. I would not go. I mean, it's quite possible. But he's also about to explain a medical condition,

which I'd love to see. Lower body. Literally. The pictures we're looking at looks like he's in quicksand. Yes. Like, if you looked at him, it's one thing to have no legs.

Zion Clark doesn't have hips. Zion Clark doesn't even have really a stomach. It's like his body begins at sort of like his lower ribs. Does he have a digestive system? I don't know. I didn't get into that.

Yes, none of these questions. I didn't want to ask those questions because... Groundbreaking questions. He's also jacked. Yeah, he's jacked. So now he's getting ready for his thing and I'm holding mitts for him. Okay? And then I decide to kind of grab... I think somebody wrote the quicksand line for him

really i think so yeah because this show definitely has writers they have to they have writers i'm sure they do man it's a popular podcast and anything shop says that even comes close to being a real joke has to be written by somebody else i'm surprised shop didn't ask off top that if he has a thick dig or not. Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's why Shobb's not saying he's gay because for Shobb's mind, you have to have a dick to be gay. You know, to grab him. While you have the mitts on?

Yeah, and then I he kind of instinctually, I throw two shots at him and he instinctively moves his head, moves his head, and does this thing where he pivots off his hands. Now, he runs faster than anybody in the world on his hands. We missed this? Is Callan saying that I missed the beginning, and I don't want to rewind,

but is Callan saying that he fought this man? Yeah, that he was training with him. Okay, good. And the guy beat him up? I think he was in the middle of articulating that. guy beat him up and he runs on his hands faster yeah i'm not even trying to be a dick in any facet yeah dick dig what's the pool look like that he's competing against is there is it a deep pool with people no you mean mma just in general just in the world like is there a lot of

hand wash well so's so stupid probably not but here's the other question you can you can bear crawl too and he'll some people I think he runs 13 miles an hour

on his hands it's ridiculous yeah it's fast now here's the other I'm not being shitty hold on just help me out here B when you're holding mitts

and you're like you said you're throwing punch at him yes I'm not making fun of this man any fast he's a god damn if you say it a you said, you're throwing punch-ups? Yes. I'm not making fun of this man any fast. He's a goddamn legend. If you say it a lot. Are you on your knees?

Are you on your knees, PMJs? Are you on your knees? The dumbest questions, man. You know, he was saying when the Conor McGregor fight happened with Mayweather that McGregor would win. He said that. Oh, yeah.

It's like so stupid. His commentary is I watched it and I got into a deep shop hole about a week ago. You do that aside from the podcast? Well I played like one long there's like one long clip where this guy's like here's why shop sucks. Let's not incriminate ourselves

on the podcast. Beast of a transition B is this one right here. I'll take him to Jiu Jitsu we'll be out to dinner so you know ask me for a picture talk to me about something

and my son will go dad is that your follower really loud don't call him don't call him a follower right that hurts his feelings don't call people followers

do you think that Shab told this guy he can't talk about Black Lives Matter oh he did that on a show right well he did that on a show, right? Well, he did that to Malik, his old open, and Malik said that.

But it'd be funny if before they eat whatever this is, looks like fried shrimp and some, I don't even know what that is, a pink thing. He was like, listen, we're going to eat this food, but don't talk about Black Lives Matter. Yeah. Unless this dish is called BLM, dude, don't talk about it.

Is rain and then another shout out, is rain his thing? No, I don't know if he made it, but I know rain was an energy drink before. Okay. All right. Also, too, does he have an eating show? He must because we watched those other people, the woman there where he was like, I'm going to sell the whole cow. Do you sell the whole cow? That must be a good job in Kansas City.

You know what it is, dude? Shop is recording too much. It's getting to Kansas City. You know what it is, dude? Chobb is recording too much. It's getting to his head. He's losing brain cells, dude. I don't think he's recording enough. I want to see more. Not just food. It's lifetime.

Let's watch this clip. Oh, no. Hey, he ain't wrong when he right, though. I mean, technically, he follows me on social. You know what, man? It's not cool. Just pipe down, dude. Oh, man.

And then you, I know this might be a touchy subject, so we don't have to cover this at all, man. But I know even going, this fight meant a lot to you because also your fiancee passed away. Yeah. You know what the thing is? It's not something you want to talk about. I ain't a journalist.

I'm good now. What's crazy is... The woman you love the most you want to get married to just died. And he eats whatever that is. Oh my God. Shab is a fucking... That's hilarious. That was pretty funny.

He took the biggest bite I've ever seen. Send Shab to Uvalde. Okay. Too far. To Uvalde. Okay. Too far. To Uvalde? Jesus Christ, I didn't hear what you said. Beast Boy. Okay.

Why does it look like they're standing in front of a green screen, B? Is this one, right? Beast Boy. Yes, sir. What's up, big dog? Appreciate you having me, sir. Dude, I wanted you on here the minute you won that fight. When you did that big, thick boy, and people were tagging us,

being like, you guys need to sponsor him, the first thick boy athlete. When you did that front flip, I was like, I might get a hold of him right now. Right this second. Where does he buy these clothes? I don't know. Where do you get a shirt like that? I do not know. Somebody in his life a shirt like that? I do not know. Somebody in his life should be like, nah, don't.

Come on. Before you go to the store, let's talk about the game plan. Now is the best time. The game plan for what you're allowed to buy at the store. Looks like he's a huge Boston Celtics fan. I know. Since when has Brendan been into the Boston Celtics? He's in every single team.

I don't mind people wearing different teams, but why dress? He's completely matching the whole green. At that point, you've got to be a fan of the team, I think. New Taco Bell and Thick Boy collab, dude? Is this for real? Check it out. We heard you loud and clear. Back by overwhelming popular demand is daddy's all-time favorite,

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And then if I'm like with my kids at the movie I'll cheat on my carnivore diet How many calories do you eat in a day You couldn't tell I want Taco Bell Stay thick Stay thick We need to up our game The Chang It's a Taco Bell Stay thick We need to up our game

The Chang's people Are way funnier than we are That was one of the funniest Scenes I've ever seen That was hilarious Is that him getting Beat up maybe Maybe

I don't know if we've ever Watched a fight clip On the show Alright so this one's called Our Hero Which I'm a hero But I'm thinking They're doing Shob's speech

Oh I know it This is the one where he stumbles This is pretty funny Okay here we go Brendan Shob In Beach. Oh, I know. This is the one where he stumbles. This is pretty funny. Okay, here we go. Brendan Shob in his pro debut as a 25-year-old. He tries to look cool at the end.

He really saved it. That's so evil though. I don't like laughing at things when he was a professional fighter. I mean, that one was funny. He's not in a comedy game yet. Right, but he's already entertaining we saw the beginnings you know it's true i laughed hard yeah yeah yeah he was he was negflix he's always been negflix okay this one's called brenda discredits those five seven and below all right so i i we i we have seconds later my boy nick who opens for me nick simmons

who's a uh fucking bodybuilder he's a body, Nick Simmons, who's a fucking bodybuilder. He's a bodybuilder? Oh, yeah. He's a serious bodybuilder. He was doing... Is that some pee? He was doing... No, he's a fucking comic.

Really funny comic. He was doing military press, sitting down with 120 pounds in each hand, doing this. 120 pounds in each hand. That's a lot of weight. True or false? Me and Mark can do that. You guys can do. True or false? Yeah. Me and Mark can do that.

You guys can do that? Yeah, of course. Me and Mark. Oh, big gay line. Okay, so he did six reps with 120. That's pretty good. Oh, damn. Yeah.

He's short, right? He's short. Yeah. About five, seven. Don't count. I'm sorry. Keep going. Can you do that with 120? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. How tall are you, Brendan? Five't count. I'm sorry. Keep going. Can you do that with a 120?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. How tall are you, Brendan? 5'8". Oh, okay. You count. I guess in my mind, I have the reach if I could put 120s up, Shab would be like, pretty good.

Really? I don't know. I can't put 120s up. But can you put 120s up? No. Oh, okay. Do you see that guy? I've seen that guy at Mike's.

He's huge. I would love it if he just beat up Shab. I don't want violence. But it would be very funny if he went like, what did you say about me, bitch? And if Shob was getting ready to fight, he stumbles and shit. He has serious cauliflower here. I just noticed that.

Oh, Shob does, yeah. Yeah, okay. We'll keep, I guess we'll watch the rest and see what else, whether slander happens. All day. Yeah, 5-7, 5-7, 5-7, 5-7", 5'7". 5'7". Okay, but don't be a dick because the point is- Because look, this is 120.

That's what his arms are. No, he actually has long arms. He was a wrestler. He doesn't though, he's 5'7". Huh? No 5'7 guy has long arms. Why would you do this? Okay, but-

You're here right now, right? I don't like that you're- You're not even letting me finish. I know, but- I don't like that you're fucking right now you're not even letting me finish i know but i don't like that you're fucking poo-pooing 120 i know it's impressive and you're over six foot but the thing is is you're here right now and you said and you said bodybuilder yeah not a bodybuilder no no no there's so there's bodybuilders right there's people that do it for a living yeah and then there's he he likes fitness. Body bogers.

Oh, they're saying like he's shitting on Logan. Chang's production, of course. But what's with the P of Chang? I never understood P of Chang's. Because one time Shab was like, the people making fun of me are like homeless cats and P of Chang's employees. Oh. Just random. So they picked it up and i've started telling people get this man an apron from the oh yeah the other day i wrote like somebody wrote a positive comment i wrote corner it's so much fun thank you for bringing this into my life i just i just love it and also i don't know maybe this is a thing.

He knows more about weightlifting than me. I'll give it to him. But to me, it's like, don't you do a full extension, even if your arm's short? Sure. I could be wrong. Can you do me a favor and really quick, can you read that really quick?

Yo, huge whiskey fan, what awards has Tiger Thick won? All the ones the guys who pretend to be huge whiskey fans on the internet haven't learned about yet and that's a tiger fact. That's so dumb. The ones that no one's heard of you fucking bitch. Tiger thick. Tiger fact.

Tiger fact. And that's a tiger fact. Hashtag tiger fact. This one's called Boppa takes a page out of Tiger King for his porn references. Uh oh. Alright let's a tiger fact. Hashtag tiger fact. This one's called Boppa Takes a Page Out of Tiger King for His Porn References. Uh-oh. All right, let's see what this is all about then. Also, my brother's like, you know how I know you're gay? Because me and Mark and Jay were talking about this in Wisconsin. Like, I won't watch a porn unless there's a big dick in it.

I don't know if that's gay, but if it's a small dick, I need a big dick. So, like, you're not sure if it's gay? I don't think it's gay. If the prerequisite for your porn is if you're starting with the dick, I mean. Not me, bro. Hey, but you don't have to. Wait, dude. Really, dude? Hey, hold on.

You know what I know? You have a small dick? I like to make sure it's my, you know what I'm saying here? No, you got to find it. Okay. Okay. Is that real? The Chang's clips are so great. Oh, I laughed so hard at that one, dude. Whoever made that clip, get that man an apron. Oh my God, dude. All right. Well, I think that's all the clips for today. The Friars are

burning. The Friars are burning. Dude, i have never laughed that hard these are the funniest clips i think we've seen so far personally those are really good yeah i mean i when i when i troll through it i see some pretty funny stuff i don't always pick the ones that are like have a bunch of stuff in it because i figure you want to kind of just watch job being an idiot but those are great i mean and also if you want to see me this week, I'm opening for Randy fell face all week long at the Minnesota truckle hut. Um, check us out there.

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