10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub MAKES FUN OF CHIN! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #78

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

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Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. Wow. We have a new setup. If you're interested in hearing more about that, check into our other podcast, Raccoon Tweeties, where we do a quick breakdown of that.

A detailed examination into the brand new setup that we have here at RT is different. Yeah, so definitely check that out. I'm so confused right now. I'm going to keep pointing at the cameras that you should look at. Fair enough. Yeah.

What? Okay. But, uh, this December 17th, I'm headlining chatterbox Gerardo. Um, December 28th.

I'm at the Ontario improv. All right. That alone tells you how good at comedy we are. I'm better than Cooney. Yes. Gerardo is better than me. Yeah. So, but that's not why you're here. You're here to watch Tim as a shot. Yes. So play the chin clip.

Start the timer now. Nice. Alrighty. Well, the first clip we have here today is not pulled up yet because I'm redacted. The first clip we have pulled up today is Clint's not very smart posted by minimum sky 230Sky2305. Let's see what this is all about, daddy. You don't know a lot about a lot of things. What do you mean a lot of things? Well, basic things. When did World War II end?

I don't know history like that. Do you know what cities in Japan were decimated by nuclear bombs? You should know this. Why? Hiroshima? Everybody? You should know this. Why? Hiroshima? Everybody. You should know this. You should know it, but the context of it,

it is a little weird to say that when Chin is Asian. He's a Korean poppy, dude. Yeah. I mean, everybody should know that anyways, but I think that's what she meant. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt. How would Chav mess it up? The doubt benefit. I'm going to give her the doubt benefit. I'm going to give her the doubt of the benefit. Or what is it? How would Chav mess it up? The doubt benefit.

I'm going to give her the doubt benefit. I'm going to give her the doubt of the benefit. Yeah, the benefit of the... I almost said the cloud. The benefit of the cloud. Let's see. Come on. I'm Korean, dog.

Oh, my God. Why do you have to make it about race? Brian, what was the Korean War? 1952. I could have sworn it was in the 40s, no? No. Way to go, Chin. So this proves our point.

Chin, I need you to start paying attention. Because even the Korean shit you got wrong. Chin, do you know who World War II, who was on what side? The handwork is so great. And then he's got Kratom. Or not Kratom, or Chu. He's got rogue nicotine in there. Yeah, good stuff. Get some lozenges nicotine in there. Yeah, good stuff.

Get some Las Ninjas in you, daddy. Yeah, Las Ninjas. Can't open it? Why is he doing that? I remember remembering this a long time ago, but I just lost it. The reason that you have to. Here's the thing. You might just be interested in it.

But listen, it's just important, I think, to be a little bit aware of the world around you and i i think that's that's to everyone of course you got the diet coke right next to him daddy yeah he's ready dude and a rain you have to have a rain in there you know when you're always ready to have a good time guess what you're gonna have a good time okay you guys energy sweet sweet nectar of diet coke and some chew to put in your the pouches or whatever I mean there's just no way you're going home unhappy to shop

to shop and I understand because it's not cool you can't make a song about it we can get not shaming not bashing you I hate that because there's a lot of shamed around that's like oh I don't know this oh it's just information.

No, we're not doing that. No, we would never. It's just information. It's just stupid. How many states do you think you could know? If I gave you a blank map. It would be tough for me. Three countries in Europe.

In Europe? Yeah. No big deal. I just want to say. England? George? England, yeah. You've been to some of these places. Australia? That's not Europe. That's not Europe. That's not Europe. Yeah. No big deal. I just want to say. England? George? England. Yeah. You've been to some of these places. Australia?

That's not Europe. That's not Europe. But again, see? See how stupid he looks? Do you guys remember everything from grade school? Pause it. No. Is this a conspiracy to make Schaub look less dumb? I think

Chin is a plant. Chin is a plant on his own show. Chin was like, all right, I'll do it. They're like, who can we make seem dumb? And they're like, how about George? And they're like, no, everyone thinks he's dumb already. And they're like, how about the intern? No, because we've already said enough things about women. But Chin,

you know, people think Chin's smart. Chin walked into the office and they're like, listen, Chin, we're going to ask you some questions. You can't know the answer to any of them, dude. He's like, so pretend I'm like shop. And they're like listen chin we're gonna ask you some questions you can't know the answer to any of them dude he's like so pretend i'm like shop and they're like yeah be cool yeah that's what we want you to do i think they continue to study yeah education as well yeah you like to pause right before the end of the clip yeah it's my redacted thing that i do i bet i don't i mean, so it is kind of crazy that he doesn't know what the cities were bombed,

but I don't know specifically the year. I think World War II, what is it? 45? 45, I think was the end of World War II, yeah. Was that clip really loud or is it just my headphones? Can we turn it down a little bit? Oh, here. A little bit deedy, thank you.

There you go. Yeah, the clip was very loud. It was very loud how bad at history. Fuck my life, dude. No, you're right. It was a good point. All right. The next clip is posted by PP Stains in a front,

and it's called Bapa takes on Nganou being gifted a supercar. PP Stains in a front. Let's see. They said on the broadcast during the fight for Ngannou and Fury that the Saudi prince gifted Ngannou

a handmade $4 million sports car. I don't know if this is legit. Panagi, I think it is. Is it? I don't know. Oh, yeah. That's insane.

If that's true. Here's what's insane. I've sat in those. I don't fit. Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. Yes. How?

How is this not playing into the bit? This has to be on purpose. This is Andy Kaufman type shit. Yeah. I can't fit in that. I love that. I love that, dude. Man, it is not only his first takeaway.

It's his only takeaway. You know what I mean? That's right. That's your takeaway. It is literally his takeaway. Every time. Wild. Yeah.

Awesome. Let's see. It's going to look like a micro machine. Here's the thing. There's not a chance. I've tried to sit in one before. I don't know how Francis is going to do it. Dude, he looks sick.

Oh, that's your takeaway from this dope-ass car? Jeez, I can't believe I fit in that thing. Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, that's the takeaway, huh? Any of size, like any of size. And I love how they pull up the graphic too on the thing, just like they did on the other one. Oh, man, chef's kiss, dude.

Yeah, that was a excellent chin dude uh what else do we got here dude this one's posted by uh successful egg 345 it's called dear truck community brendan must be stopped uh imposter alert what do you think is gonna be uh the imposter uh That he doesn't know something about drugs. But real quick though, the way that he dresses, I know we talk about it a lot. Yeah. It seems as if he just saw a kid on the street

and he was like, oh, I like the way that kid dresses. I'm going to dress like that for a little bit. Yeah. Like every time he changes, it looks, he saw like a 20-year- old on the street wearing something mustache and he was like okay i like that that's me now yeah like this is just not how an adult dresses but depending on how much it costs dude with my new mustache i'm down to fucking style up thick boy dude yeah dude yeah we'll get on it we were just on it on the raccoon tweedies and there were some

sales maybe some golden hour jackets dude if you had a golden hour jacket that'd be crazy yeah Dude, wait. Yeah, dude. Yeah, well, get on it. We were just on it on the Raccoon Tweeties, and there were some sales. Maybe some Golden Hour jackets. Dude, if you had a Golden Hour jacket, that'd be crazy. Oh, yeah, dude. I'd be gay. Let's see this. ...truck, and the guy... So it was in Phoenix, so I sent somebody to inspect it for me. Didn't know they were a moron.

I flew all the way out to Phoenix, Arizona to pick up a gem, a cherry of a generation two 2004 ford lightning check this bad boy out check this bad boy out not a mark on it uh basically all all stock uh billy grill he put an aftermarket intake on it so basically i think that the they're inferring that he was calling himself an idiot because he said he sent an idiot to phoenix to pick it up and he think he's in phoenix here thank you for doing that thank you for explaining to me yeah that's awesome let's make sure that that's the case really quick truck and the guy so it was in phoenix so i sent

somebody to inspect it for me didn't know they were a moron. Okay. Didn't know they were a moron. Yeah. Okay. So apparently he's the moron here. Interesting. Interesting. What's going on?

Is that CT flaring up or he forgot? Or it's a painted narrative, you know. It could be just a painted narrative from Changs or himself. Yeah. You never know. Let's see. Aftermarket intake on it. The pulley, Diablo Sport pulley for your horsepower.

We got plans for this. I don't care about any of that. I care about the low mileage. There's no wear and tear on the ride. What are you not going to do again? I'm never going to buy a car without me going through it. What if car guys watch this the way we watch shop clips? They watch Toontown the way we're just laughing at shop saying crazy shit,

but they're like, oh man, that's totally wrong. There's no such thing as a Diablo, whatever. Why is everything with trucks Diablo, Raptor, Demon? It's almost like Callan named all this shit. Yeah, check out the new Kia Satan. Yeah, that's exactly what it sounds like. All right, this next one's posted by Cyberman996. Kia Satan. Yeah, that's exactly what it sounds like. All right, this next one's posted by Cyberman996.

It's called Crystalia, you're poor if you don't have an iPhone. Oh, new territory. Yeah, let's see. Put your phone away. Were you recording? What? Well, then what were you doing?

Let me see it. I just just wanna see if it looks good No, be quiet shorts You gotta delete it The whole thing How do you delete it you don't even have a fucking iPhone. Can you delete it? Yeah. Okay.

The beginning's fine. They were clapping hard. You can post that. Do you have a deleted folder, though? No. Yeah, he does, dude. Come on, bro. I just got this, man. You just got the phone, dude!

What a liar, bro! I have no idea how this works. How does he do it? Who else is poor and has a fucking... Samsung or whatever the fuck this thing is? OnePlus. What is it? OnePlus? A OnePlus?

I haven't even heard of that phone. It's not very good. It's not very good? You gotta have him delete it, dude. Who's got a OnePlus? I haven't even heard of that phone. It's not very good. It's not very good? You got to have them deleted, dude. Who's got a OnePlus? Dude, nobody has a fucking OnePlus. Man, this is a clip that he posted from his TikTok? Yeah, I think so, yeah, yeah.

Man, dude. Yeah. This is crowd work on Kratom. Yeah. The crowd work clip that,om. The crowd work clip that... These are the crowd work clip that they warn you about. When people complain about crowd work. Oh, dude, we caught this guy, dude. He was recording me, so I talked to him for two minutes

because his phone was poor. I fucking gave it to him. Why is he standing like that? That's actually kind of impressive that he can stand there that long. That I'm impressed by. I was going to say, dude, shout out to Chris D'Elia for squatting, dude. He's not an old man, but he's in his 40s and he can

do all that. I mean, that's athletic. Yeah. So I don't think Schaub could do that. Although Schaub can bench press whatever, 22 reps of 400 or whatever it is. To all you hawks out there that can do a squat with heels on the ground, dude, I tip my hat to you, dude. Yeah, if you can do that in Jordans, dude.

Yeah. Dude. When I get back into Hollywood, dude, I'm going to squat in Jordans, dude. If I catch a guy on a phone, dude, I'm going to talk about what kind of phone it is, dude. I'm going to give it to him. Let's see. It's so weird to be like this right now, right?

It feels weird. It's okay. I don't feel anything. I'm a sociopath. So it's nice, right? No, he feels bad. I think you probably didn't know you shouldn't do that, right? No.

There's so many signs that say that, but... No, it's okay. I don't want him to be thrown out. It's okay. It's totally okay. He's a nice guy. And you're not going to post it. No.

I already deleted it. Okay, cool. I appreciate you, bro. Thanks. He'll delete it. He won't. I just, because I'm working new shit. Dude, you have a...

He literally has a hoodie on that says, Asshole. Asshole. Dude, you have a He literally has a hoodie on That says asshole You can't trust comedians anymore either Everyone could be a plant at this point Mulaney, who I love And I love the special Has an audience plant in his special You know, and that's Mulaney

You know Yeah You'd think you could trust someone like that You can't Yeah Let's be honest They're not new in town, dude. Yeah.

Terrible pun. There was nobody who was new in town. Yeah. No homeless guy said that. Yeah. You know. It is what it is, dude. Let's see the rest of this.

I mean, at least, you know. Can't say I didn't warn you. Yeah. I'm not a TV Like I can see You know Guys just like That's the end Yeah man

This is good Because He posts this And let's say we get bigger And we're making clips Of our stand up That a lot of people Are watching

We'll know that We shouldn't do shit like that. So thank you. Thank them. Thank him for a service. Yeah, that's how I feel. I don't know why the fucking red. It's starting to just play clips in the middle of you talking right now. I'm sorry that I'm sorry, daddy. That's happening. Oh shit. We got a, we got a haphazard alert. Oh, one of our guys never met him. Great guy. Haphazard has a post saying it was his team's fault new lightning narrative dude oh let's see what that means what's up bro you you fucking bought a dumb car or what yeah man what did it's a lemon see a lot of work right do a real wrench into things into the content they have a whole different computer in it a whole different mods

and no no no, no Ford dealership going to touch that. Nah, nah, nah. So I'm going to go to Specialist. So you're fucked. No, I'm not fucked. Okay.

No, I'll let Daddy get it figured out. Yeah. So you get it new. Huge headache. They really talk Daddy all the time, dude. I know.

That's probably why we do. It rubs off. It's fun to do. Who did it first? They did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh. Oh. Uh-oh oh oh something you get it new and then you put nonsense on it no no he got it with nonsense oh you bought it with nonsense 20 20 year old truck right nonsense ford lightning shout out to paul walker 40 or 20 year old truck and the guy so it was in phoenix so i sent somebody to inspect it for me didn't know they were a moron. They inspect it. It's all good.

No mods. I show it to my son. I'm like, this thing's modded the fuck out. Your kid's in the car and he's like. Yeah, yeah. This is from Ford? Ford did this? I was like, Ford did this?

A hairdryer. But it's one of those like female ones where he goes. Has the exhibit autograph on the front. I like i don't know man so we'll get it figured out though all right so you uh you just so you're just buying i guess i don't understand like i mean i'm not a truck guy never been a truck guy but if the truck is all modded out all this i'm assuming that means that a lot of stuff has been added to it they're saying pimp my ride type stuff they would sell it to you for less or like how is he wouldn't it be more expensive it was modded out i'm not a truck guy dude when it comes to trucks we're a couple of ducks dude that's it i have no idea i know he's wrong i just know

just from because he's papa what i'm assuming is oh i think somebody explained it on the discord they called this redacted but then they gave us an explanation i think the computer's from australia so it's not american and ford's an american car company right but i don't even care dude yeah really yeah that's it yeah i mean it's just uh you get into the weeds with there's so many lie narratives that you know you can only keep track with so many of them i'm kind of like you know at first i was lit about a new show that boppa had i'm kind of upset now dude do you think it's boring or why no because i want to see stand-up dude i want him to do stand-up

yeah i we used to think that we needed more shows and him doing it. I don't think we, maybe we did suggest Pimp My Ride, but it's not enough like Pimp My Ride. It's really just him buying trugs

and then saying lies. Yeah. That's not as interesting as like the stand-up. We hear about Blackfish, you know, which audience members are attractive men.

Magic Johnson has AIDS. Magic Johnson. Oh, Magic Johnson. Dude, that was a good one. I wouldn't stand next and take my picture with men because what if a mosquito drank a Bud Light?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, dude. I mean, be careful what you ask Jay for, dude. That is such a good thing to remember, dude. I like that. Be careful what you ask Jay for. Dude, Gerardo Classic. Let's see. Three times a week.

Brendan buys a lemon or what's the name of it? No, that was an accident, man. All right, but hold on. So what was the lesson you learned? You have to learn a lesson here. So what was the lesson you learned? What are you not going to do again? I'm never going to buy a car without me going through it.

Okay. I'm not taking people's word for it. But now part of the project is figuring this thing out. People like that wrecked ship, which I wasn't aware of. Yeah, sure. Anything car related. Yeah. I didn't know people like to see failures.

Like, yeah. Oh, people like to see failures. Yeah. Failures. Yeah. So, oh, people like to see failures. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So. I'm a Beast of an editor by that as a little mean at the end half that you're a friendly Canadian. Yeah, do I think there's a couple more? I'll probably just breeze through him, but there's a lot of failure stuff on chings. It sounds like said, failures failures, failures like screeners you get Chang's. It sounds like you said failures. Failures. Failures, like screeners you get for movies. You know when you buy a truck and they put a failure on it and you're like, fuck. Yeah, no, dude. When they fucking put a failure

in one of my Tokyo's or whatever, dude, I'm like all about those dynamos in there, dude. Hooked it up to the demon. That was redacted. You don't know don't know anything about the blowers off failure. Yeah, let's see here. This one's posted, but

the blower. No, that's a supercharger. Oh, okay. What's a supercharger? It's something that makes your car gives your car turbo turbo. Do you just every other word is a word? I don't know. Yeah, fair enough. It's something that makes your car gives your car turbo. Turbo. Do you just see every other word as a word? I don't know. Yeah, fair enough. It's exhaust. Just kidding. Okay, they've got just something I sort of know. Let's see here. This comes out of the pipe. So this one's posted by Dino Velvet 8 millimeter.

It's called Shob's favorite type of music. Let's see what this is about. Dude back to long story short. I've been really into country like i've always been the country but the country's heavy right now and i think i i i give that credit to maybe it's like this fort worth dream or something like that no it's space man because yeah look what you've built here yeah it's amazing so it's space what music what music what country music guy are you liking or what's your um i mean really all of it i just put on

spotify and it's just you you when really all of it i just put on spotify and it's just you you when you heart things and it gets like on the algorithm anybody in particular that you're liking um i mean of course morgan wallen who's huge right now what's your favorite song of his oh man um i can't even name me the song brother yeah all his stuff is good my boy jelly rolls crushing it i think you know obviously he's a buddy, so I grab tape towards him. Grab tape. I mean, all of it, man. I don't know what you're back to launching.

I grab tape towards him. Yeah, he definitely botched it. The guy is doing a hilarious Chang's interview of shot, where you're just asking him questions that anybody could answer probably. But then I liked at the end he was like, you know, I'm not going to ask him what his favorite jelly roll song is because that would be too far.

Yeah. Yeah. That's sad, dude. I don't like seeing my boy shop down, dude. But then to be fair, I like Morgan Wallen and off the top of my head, if you were to ask me like,

what's my favorite Morgan Wallen song, I'd have to just sing you the bars. I don't know the name of it either. Like I always said, we all have shop inside of us, dude. You know what I mean? This one's posted by Thickboy with three C's. It's called Hashtag Bars. Let's see what this is about.

Ain't going to work in the morning. We calling off. Calling off. This is more than a late night swing. This could be a real life thing. We go wherever you like. and all this is more than a late night plane oh shit last night was mad real i woke up and i need some advil i know you out here you doing your thing i hope that you remember me uh-oh dude we might have to take our girls to big town dude yeah I know you out here, you doing your thing. I hope that you remember me. Uh-oh, dude.

We might have to take our girls to Thig Town, dude. Yeah. Uh-oh, double date in Thigville. Yeah, dude. Play this vibe. It would be hilarious to mack on your chick to chin. But listen, I'll do it, deity. That was great.

That was great. I'll put that on again. Yeah, dude. I liked it. Bars, dude. Bars. But all the songs kind of sound the same though, right? Am I wrong? When I like the sound of it.

Oh, okay. They're so dumb. Except for those donut rap songs that we were listening to. That was terrible. But they're funny. They're kind of like almost good, but they're like comical. Yeah. I don't know if they feel that way too, but you know, to each their own be careful what you ask J for if you want more

of that i want more of that all right so this one's another minimum sky 2305 it's called dope episodes like toontown usually take three years what the fuck i need an avio got a headache i got a problem with the lightning. Everybody's on break. It's driving me nuts. The problem is when you decide to take a passion into content or, I guess, work, is there's time. Then you've got to create content. So then you're on a time schedule.

Instead, when people mod their cars, there's no countdown. There's no countdown. He's like, no more show. No more of this fucking comedy. I'm going to mod cars, dude. That's it. Yeah. I'm just a truck.

I'm a simple truck guy. I've always been a truck guy. I mod them. I walk women to them. I love trucks. Yeah, dude. I noticed the flaw in our ways. I love drugs. Yeah, dude. I noticed the flaw in our ways. We always ask him for new

shows. I want to see content town, dude, where he just talks about making content. We fucked up. I will admit to it. We should have been like, no, stand-up is what we want to see. We're like more shows. He listened to us because he's a guy. He reads the comments. He's a hawk. Yeah. He's a hawk. He moves in hawk

ways. And he was like, they asked for more shit. I give him two down. Now he's probably looking at us like comments he's a hawk yeah he's a hawk he moves in hawk ways and he was like they asked for more shit i give him two down now he's probably looking at us like look at these two ducks yeah i gave them what they want and now they're like complaining and that's really something that you yourself maybe you're a chef maybe you're a hawk maybe you're a duck maybe you're one of the three all three who knows but you gotta ask yourself that yeah you know what do you want maybe he was saw us and was like how does he even fit in that chair? You know? I ask myself that every day.

How do I fit in that chair? That's my takeaway. Let's see. So it could be a year, two years. There's no rush. It could be a year. The anxiety I have to create content through this lightning and TRX is insane for you guys. It keeps me up at night. I brahms i got brahms but uh yo drop dope you know toontown episode in november and then you take off to march until you come up

with something so it's a it's some of this time crunch when for content when you guys see something like that first episode tune down took months all the all that stuff takes months so you see it in 12 minutes so it's like the next episode everything that most people do in three maybe three years and then you're months months and you're waiting on this company or this part of this tune or just like and then you know it just takes a like the carb is different than anything else like especially when you're working with you know tuning and stuff like that it just they just don't move fast most times again people take a few years to get the stuff done you try to condense it down a month three months to do one episode that's insane i mean a year to do one

episode it's crazy maybe it means like making a car yeah but a month is so funny because I used to live with I've lived in Hollywood for a while so I had roommates who do like TV production the idea of them you ask them what they're doing

and they're like oh yeah I'm working a month on this show for Brendan Schaub and you're like oh yeah what are you guys doing he's like oh we're shooting one episode in a month you're gonna be on location for a month to do one?

How long is the episode? 12 minutes. What? That's part of his problem. And this is something that Mark talked about. He really has too many people on payroll. And too much. Like there is not the need for 12 people, but there's only two of us.

You know? Yeah. And we're nowhere near as big a production, but... I want you to know I disagree with you, but keep going, yeah. Okay, well, no, you go ahead. No, I mean, he's going through a lot. What the fuck?

Right, right. Okay. I'm listening. Content is king. Right, okay. He puts out episodes every fucking week. True. Right?

Right. How many episodes? I don't even know. Three. Yeah. I'm not a numbers guy. He's writing in his diary. Okay.

He's fucking T-Fat K and he's shop showing, dude. Right. Where are the, is there a food truck diary every week? Oh, is that your takeaway? You're right. No, you're right. I'm feeling, I'm feeling this. Yeah.

You're right. I can't talk. No. When I see this clip, I'm like, fuck. Yeah. I feel bad for Shop, dude. Right. He's out here trying to put out Toontown.

It's like, dude, Toontown's awesome. You're right. Sometimes you got to work on one 12-minute show for a month or a year. Yeah, dude. Yeah, you're right. You're acting like your friend would be like, yeah, I'm doing one show for one month. They'd be like, but I'm working with Shop, dude. That's what they would say.

Yeah, they'd be like, fuck off. Be cool, Cooney. Yeah. But how much are you working with shop 365 days? Are you getting paid? Seven times a week. Are you getting paid? No. Are there any days off? He said he was going to pay us, but he wasn't, but he didn't. You know, he likes donuts. I know you like donuts, but yikes. Yeah, no, you're tripping, dude. I see this and I see a king suffering right now. All right, let's go to the next one. This one's posted by yeah. Great title. Do you want to read the title go for it i'm aaron meskin y'all yeah you did look at his face all right kids what is popping what's cracking how are you guys getting ready

for thanksgiving what's everybody doing yeah i can't hear you that's cool turkey dry turkey is usually the norm. A little dry turkey. What? I don't know the context. Does he expect people to say something? He's saying there's a fourth wall between him and the audience. He can't hear us responding, even though we're saying a lot. Yeah, I mean, you just watch the show, Danny. I'm a big stuffing guy. Stuffing, a little cranberry sauce, some gravy.

It's one of the downsides of being married to a Mexican. They like to kind of take over this holiday. One of the downsides. And I had to put my foot down. I had to put my foot down and say, we got to whiten up around here. We got to whiten up around here. We got to whiten up around here. Anybody else who would be like offensive, maybe. This is just so funny.

He just is out of control. He just, he saw comedians talk for a while and he was like alright I'm gonna act like that he doesn't have the brain power to come up with real jokes or examples of things

so he just says stuff like that no the vocals are all good what he needs to do is slap the shit out of that chair dude you know bro right throw some short stuff

we need to fucking wipe shit up around here dude that's what he needs to do yeah dude you need to get in there, man. You need to get on the show first because you can give him some producer advice. Oh, dude.

The most producer's advice, dude. I think I reached my magnum opus of shop clips, dude. I'm able to throw shit at you now. You're killing it. You're firing on all cinders, as we say. All right. So this one's posted by Hubo Tactical. It's called You're Following it. You're firing on all cinders, as we say. All right, so this one's posted by Hubo Tactical. It's called You're Following the Blueprint.

It looks like a clip from JRE. Let's see. Uh-oh. The thing I learned from you, it's like now with my platform, not as big as yours, but it's not bad, I give back. Yeah. Chappelle Lacey. You're following the blueprint.

Little Browse, you know, this white rapper who creates all the music for all my promos, and he's so fucking talented, that's awesome that's beautiful that's that's good you're helping what was the title on that one uh he said the title is sorry you're following the blueprint yeah rogan gave him the game he took the ball and he ran with it. He's a football player. He was in the NFL. He knows what he's doing. Well, he had a cappuccino. Yeah.

Cool. He had a coffee at the Bills practice stadium. Yeah. You know, and he took that coffee. He drank it. He threw up uncontrollably. Oh, dude. Best coffee of your life.

Yeah. He throws up all the time because he drinks coffee like all day long. Yeah. He drinks instead of water. He drinks coffee part of the blueprint though. Yeah. Oh my gosh. All right.

This one's posted by baby Q. It's called just jumping on the fryers for a quick eight second shift. This one's pretty fast. Let's see what happens. Yeah. So what do you think that he's doing that as a reaction clip to? Oh, no. Remember he's talking about how Chin is dumb. Oh, that's from the dumb clip? Yeah.

He's like, we're not saying, but you know. That could be a sound drop for us when I don't know something or you get something wrong. It's like. Oh, really, dude? It's a bunch of those. Yeah. What do you think about his impersonation of Shin here? You know, it's not the greatest impersonation I've seen of someone else.

There's room for improvement there. But he's on the right track right it was dumb that chin didn't know hiroshima nagasaki yeah uh-oh look at this dude we got another hap you know what i mean oh haphazard he's the man busy oh yeah he keeps you busy very busy uh nice of boppa to pitch in where he thinks the ticket price is $160. Let's see. $160,000. Oh, yeah.

Now, George, if you said, Brian, can you fly me to Chicago, I would do that. Oh. Well, yeah. For Thanksgiving? I already bought my ticket. Reimburse. No, for Thanksgiving. For Thanksgiving also? That's what Brian's offering right now.

That's so sweet. That is sweet. I don't think you've looked at ticket prices. That's very sweet of you. No, if you really want to go, I mean. Oh. I'll contribute. Round trip from 162.

That's on Spirit. No, I'll fight. I'll fight. They say it's perfectly fine. Spirit, you have to leave. Spirit, you have to pay for water. Tomorrow, right? No, you have to leave tomorrow. Thanksgiving is on Thursday, so you can leave Wednesday. to pay for water. Tomorrow, right? No, you're going to have to leave tomorrow.

Thanksgiving is on Thursday, so you can leave Wednesday. No, for real. I don't care about the price. If you really want, I will fly you. Yeah, price is an issue for Brian. Hey, do this off earwaves, Eddie. Yeah. This is like employer-employee talk. Yeah.

When you get to leave for Thanksgiving. That shouldn't be part of the show uh one way you should you can crystalia it up a little bit dude you could say i'll buy a ticket cry cry right now do it yeah yeah good oh really you're not gonna cry i'm gonna buy you tickets dude you know yeah did he. Is this one of the clips he did? No, I'm just saying that's probably something Crystal Lee would do. That was a good... Did you just create

a whole Crystal Lee a bit? Yeah. Damn, dude. I'll buy you a ticket. Cry. So stupid. I like it. Let's see what the rest of this is.

No, we'll just... I'll cover your Wi-Fi. Wait, what? Yeah. Let me know if you want to That's why I Thank you No I'll pay for half of it Georgie You want to go halfsies

Oh now you want to come in Well I'll go halvesies I don't want You can't Fire in the kettle send you How's that sound Yeah there you go That's halvesies

Yeah That's halvesies They don't get paid Half goes to Brian Half goes to Off air they take him And they're like, hey, you know that was part of the show, right?

It's like a joke thing. We're not actually going to. I mean, that's a lot of money. Yeah, it's a lot. We're not going to be able to, but you have to go now because we said we were going to pay for you, so you have to buy it.

And you know, like, I mean, you probably already know this, but I haven't paid you for your regular salary. Yeah. So you knew that I wasn't going to pay for a plane ticket, right? Yeah, and you didn't cry, so. Right, and I also need some Adderall? Yeah. And you didn't cry. Right. And I also need some Adderall.

Soon. Can you hurry up on that? Find it. Sweet, guys. Of course. I'll tell you what's a lot. We don't do enough for Chin and Georgie, really. Or you, Sinan.

So give him some of your money. I'm going to. Give him some of your salary. Take off. Oh, man, this sucks. No, no, no. You're feeling so generous. Take 20% of yours.

20? That's a lot. You're the guy generous. Take 20% of yours. Give to them. You're the guy here. What do you got, Jen? So are we sending Georgie to Chicago? You want to go, Georgie? Fuck it now. If we want, yeah. If you want, for real, just, yeah.

Yeah, we'll cover it, Georgie. We don't want you here crying at Panda Express. You have to fly to Chicago. Wait, we're talking about... Interesting omission of P.F. Chang's there We don't want you here crying at Panda Express. You have to fly to Chicago. Wait, we're talking about... Interesting omission of P.F. Chang's there. Instead of P.F. Chang's, Panda Express made an appearance, dude. A new challenger approaches.

And Brian is drinking Magic Mine right now. Will the clip get even better? Or as I like to call it, broccoli beef. All right, I'll stop. Thanksgiving, man. It's got to work Wednesday. So we'll say Wednesday night. Do we?

Do we? Are we Spider and the Kid closed Wednesday? I'm going to be here anyway. I'm going to be here anyway Wednesday. I can come out. Check Skyscanner. The cheapest is $6.80. What's the great home?

Look at my face. What's the Greyhound bus? Look at my face What happened to the prices there? Yeah We saw one for $180 It automatically selected December So I punched in Wednesday till Sunday This is literally an HR conversation

This is an HR conversation Like an employer Talking to their HR person Sunday. This is literally an HR conversation. This is an HR conversation like an employer talking to their HR person about when someone can take off and all that and they're having it on air while Brian drinks a magic mine. It's really a skill, dude. I mean, look how close we are to the end of the clip. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Oh, how I can do that? Dude, I can't control. I'm chomping at the dig to say for you, dude. Well, let's see the rest of the clip. If there's anything important here, dude. I can't control. I'm chomping at the dig to say for you, dude. Well, let's see the rest of the clip. If there's anything important here, dude. It's a little late notice. Okay, late notice. Yeah,

dude. Oh my God. It is an HR conversation. What's next? Which holidays are we going to have off next year? What do you think, Jim? Should we do Martin Luther King? We didn't do Martin Luther King this year. Should we do that next year? We're taking New Year's off this year, me and you.

We are. No episode on New Year's. I want to fly to Rancho, though. Can you pay for that? Well, I mean, if you really want to go, I can maybe pay half of it. Oh, I'll pay the other half. Yeah?

Yeah. All right, well, let's pull up Sk half of it. Oh, I'll pay the other half. Yeah? Yeah. All right. Well, let's pull up Skyscanner. Okay, Skyscanner. Yeah. Since you're so rich all of a sudden, you can do half. Yeah. What if you got to give you 20% of mine?

Okay, Mr. Whole Foods. All right. Can you hand me a magic mine? Yeah. I got you. I got you. Once again. I do want to get a chin though, dude.

I think it'd be cool if we had a chin in here. Yeah. It'd be interesting to see how long it takes us to have stupid conversations like that. Yeah. Like that we just shit on with our chin. Yeah. Hey, how about in the comments, let's start some applications, baby. Yeah.

Do you want to be a chin? Yeah. Do you have what it takes? Can you sing? Mm-hmm. Huh? Can you cook? Yeah.

We want a list of songs you could sing. Yeah. Places that we're going to have to buy you tickets for. And also you have to leave in bad audio and visual. Oh, yes. You can't cut out stuff that doesn't work. Examples of things you wouldn't cut out of our episodes. Right?

Yeah. You know? And yeah, just leave an employment application below, daddy. Yeah. Right? No promises. No promises? No promises.

Oh, yeah. No promises. No, this is a bit on the show. Let's see here. This one's called Ziet Ziet. What does that mean? I have no idea. German? Maybe. It's posted by Supercuts. Oh, Ziet Ziet. That's something I should have been saying, I bet.

Oh, best brains, B. Let's see. Involved with Russians? Dude, you're the closest thing I know to a Russian. Probably you or you. No, he's way more Russian looking than I am. I look Irish and Italian. That's Western Europe. You don't look Iranian, bro. Dude, you're the closest thing I know to a Russian, probably. You or you. No, he's way more Russian-looking than I am. I'm Irish and Italian. That's Western Europe. You don't look Iranian, bro.

Dude, you don't look American out of anybody. You look bad, bro. Brian looks the most fucking Russian. You look nice. You look Eastern European. Beady little eyes. You like soup? Nyet.

I mean, no. See? Nyet. See? Nyet. Nyet. Nyet. Best brains day.

His brain takes in audio differently. Different. Because Callan clearly said nyet. Yeah. And then Schaub goes, Ziet, ziet, with a Z. He put a Z in there.

How many times you get hit before you have to, you start switching over letters and sounds. No wonder. Yeah. Oh, maybe at least one K grand daddy. Let's see. This one's called the summary of Bapa. It's posted by a haphazard. It might be

content we've already seen, but we'll check it out really quick. All right, but it's all on. So what was the lesson you learned? You have to learn a lesson here. So what was the lesson you learned? what are you not going to do again those eyebrows godfather thing yeah who's vito corleone and your godfather with Bopperverse godfather I mean oh

Scoob Scoob yeah but he died no Scoob is definitely Michael dude Michael so who is he taking over for

Rogan Rogan oh obviously yeah dude yeah no D'Elia is sunny dude on the day of my daughter's gadushening

isn't that where he said yeah D'Elia is definitely sunny dude oh he's hot headed yeah he already got gadushed oh you're recording me, dude. Yeah.

Wait a minute. Those messages get saved. Yeah. All right. Let's see this one. This is. Oh, what? Look at what it is.

Stand up. Daddy is. I feel like we might have already seen already, dude, but I saw him doing stand up. We're going to watch it. I don't care if you already seen it.

Well, maybe. Okay. Only a thousand can do it. Let's see. This one's posted by parrot shop. It's called green room diaries. How did that go? See what this is about. There is a serial killer on the loose

in NorCal. He's in Stockton. He's made his way down to San Jose. So if you leave the theater tonight, head on a swivel head on a swivel. It's terrifying. I'm scared. I'm fucking scared, dude. And Jeffrey Dahmer's so hot right now, right?

After that Netflix star, I was like, ooh. And I'm into serial killers. So I was like, oh, this is hot. Let me look into this. What's he doing, eating their brains? Was he putting a fucking werewolf mask on? What's he doing? As you research it, this dude's just driving by fucking shooting people.

He's not a serial killer. That's a gangbanger with a good shot. These 2022 woke serial killers, bro, what are you doing? Who's your publicist? When does he want people to laugh? Yeah, he doesn't really give much pause for even, I mean, they're not, it's not funny, but he doesn't allow people to laugh. Yeah.

It's hilarious. You're right. You're right. Yeah. Dude. You guys just got to give them a break. Yeah, they can laugh at it. You think you can just drive by and shoot people and 10 years from now, you're going to Netflix

doc bitch. Not happening, daddy. Callan voice. Oh, fuck. I fucked it up. Oh, well, yeah, dude, that was a good day. That was a hard daddy. Yeah, fuck. I fucked it up. Oh, well, yeah, dude,

that was a good day. That was a hard daddy. Yeah, yeah, even the font added a couple of wise. He doesn't have that at the beginning when he's like, I like serial killers. Oh,

you can pull over, eat their debts, do something. There we go. Like Kobayashi, paint your face like a fucking clown. Shoot him, leave a calling card.

Do something, dude. Weak, bro. I leave here tonight. I get shot. He eats my dick. I'm the first one. He's Kobayashi. Goddamn.

He's so predictable. Well, that's good, though. That's good that he's predictable because it's like going to the zoo where you expect the lion to like roar and run around, but a lot of times they don't. They just sit and do nothing.

Shob, you're going to hear him talk about eating digs. Like Kobayashi. And doing that voice with Diddy. Ooh. Have we seen that one before? I don't know. I feel like we have.

Maybe. I don't know. Who knows? Who have. Maybe. I don't know. Who knows? Who knows? All right. It's okay. We already know another haphazard. Dude, he's heavy on the grills this week, dude.

Hell yeah. Let's see. Four-star Michelin chef. I wish I could admit I was stupid. What? What? Hmm. He wishes he could?

Yeah. Right? I wonder why can't he? i wish i could admit i was stupid i wish i could admit i was stupid yeah this is like a haiku yeah shop haiku yeah this is deep sometimes you know i wish i could admit i'm stupid very very well done uh all, let's go to the next one. That was very short. Shot slam poetry. This one's

posted by Joe DeMofo. Joe DeMofo, Boppa explains to Elon Musk how to run his drug business. Let's see. I didn't get to that point in the pod. He's still talking about the fight with Zuckerberg? He says he's still down to do it. Elon, work on the trucks.

The production of those trucks is not going great. Work on that, dude. Work on that and sardine pizza. Quit fucking around with Mark. I didn't get to that point. Okay. Well, Bapa's a truck expert. Elon's stuff is more tech.

And he's saying that, I guess, the Tesla trucks aren't good. Bapa would be who I'd go to for that I mean he mods trucks all the time and he even somebody messed up his truck earlier he sent some moron

out there to look at it in Arizona and then it came back and it had an Australian Toyota driver in it the most Australian the most so Australian

it was just weird because you'd think seven days ahead, they would know. Yeah. Get out the demon out of the Challenger. You think it'd be better because they have time travel. Yeah.

I mean, we are. The Rock and Joe already discussed this. Yeah. You already know. Yeah. But yeah, I bet you Elon, though, if he's like sleeping at 3 a.m. and Papa's giving him truck advice,

one of his homies is coming in and being like, yo, you got to see this. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. They're like, check it out, dude. Like, I know you were struggling with the truck thing, but guess what, Danny? Shop is talking directly to you.

And Elon probably just lights up. He's like, holy shit, only a thousand no trucks. Yeah, dude. Yeah. All right, let's go to this one. It's called Coach HP Speaks on Brendan's Comedy Talent. Posted by Brendan is a hack. That's an aggressive name, dude.

I said it before. I'll say it again. I was telling this to Dougie Fresh earlier today. You will not find a funnier guy on the spot, charismatic, with sarcasm like you. That doesn't exist, bro. I'll take it, bro. You're the funniest. I'm going to hire you as my therapist.

Listen, no, no, no. Listen, when you do the Fight Club Companion, which the last one was a hit, how you kept ragging on Bradley for telling him, Bradley, hey, 260, 260. Nobody does that like you, bro. But that value, you have to catch that. Because if not, what happens? It's hate, hate, hate, hate, whatever. That's shocking.

I love it. if somebody was standing in there with like a crazy-o meter it would just explode yeah nobody does it like you yeah here's the funniest on the spot was sarcasm also sarcasm kind of sucks it's funny sometimes but you know yeah if that's your calling card yeah probably not that fun to be around yeah sarcasm is not like kiwis you can't eat it all the time. Exactly. Well put. Well said. Yeah. I mean, only a thousand.

Nobody can do it like you, bro. Yeah. And one thing producer know, it's very annoying that his podcast is not in mono. It's in stereo. So you know what I'm saying? Not the best brain. Not the best brains. The view count shows it. Let's see here.

This was posted by haphazard. It's called carnivore diet includes Twizzlers, right? Okay. Let's see here um this one's posted by haphazard it's called carnivore diet includes twizzlers right okay let's see who says it brian or brendan i mean brendan okay yeah they say yeah what do you uh what's your uh do you stick to a diet are you still carnivore still carnivore yep and what do you have though do you have any kind of vegetables or fruit just depends sometimes i'll mix in some corn some spinach which isn't very carnivore but So do you have any kind of vegetables or fruit? Just depends. Sometimes I'll mix in some corn, some spinach, which isn't very carnivore.

But if it's there and I need a little more calories, I'll do it. I've been carnivore for weeks now. And then what do you do supplementation-wise? Do you take supplements? A lot of cock. Oh, my God, dude. You're right. I need to start throwing cock jokes into my Kiwi bit, dude.

Yeah, dude. What else do you eat? And then you just think about it and then drop it. Yeah, eight inches. Yeah. Yeah. You're way ahead of me, dude. Four-day chess.

Four-dig chess. You drink your coffee. You got to have your coffee. I have to. Now, do you take, so no fruit, no nothing? You're a little sweetie. You're a little sweetie. You're a little sweetie. No, because my teeth.

At night? Ever since I saw the dentist, I haven't touched sweets. I don't touch them. That's why I've lost so much weight. I don't touch sweets anymore. Yeah. What are you weighing right now? The only thing I can eat is Twizzlers because they don't stick to my teeth. So you eat your Twizzlers at night.

You'll see some Twizzlers in the car. Not at night, but in the car. But you got some Twizzies. Isn't Twizzlers like the most thing? Of course. The six to your teeth? No. No, it's not because it, but in the car. You got some Twizzies. Twizzlers are like the most thing, of course. The six-year team? No, it's not because it's covered in a wax. It's bread vines with the sticky. Twizzlers don't stick.

Twizzies. I would know. I gotta know if that's true. The dentist being because I'm assuming, it sounds like he's saying the dentist is saying, you know what? I know you like Keenan. He's basically alluding to the dentist saying, you know, you can have Twizzlers. I doubt a dentist would tell you that.

But I could be wrong. All I do is lie to you. They have the staying power that provides bacteria with ample opportunity to consume the sugar-producing acids. I don't know. Worst candy for your teeth. Twizzlers, fudge, other chewy treats might hit your sweet spot, and

they stay there for some time, since these candies stick to your teeth. Okay, well, you know, other chewy treats might hit your sweet spot and they stay there for some time since these candies stick to your teeth. Okay, well, you know, they could have put this graphic. Basically, we're a chef right now. I mean, this graphic would be perfect for that. You know, we don't matter, but this is a little bit of a dish there. Yeah, do your own research, dude. Yeah, this just shows you right away that Papa's not telling the truth.

Yeah, but I would know. Clearly, you wouldn't yeah chin's like i just googled it oh really dude all right let's see what this next one's all about this one's uh brendan has been a gearhead since he was a kid posted by eddie pool eight millimeter let's see i don't know what the there's a lot of different names with eight millimeter at the end he got to a good height but he didn't get to ferrari level height so for me it's like it was kind of a tip the hat to him and my brother. The little guy did it.

We did. Meaning we did it. We did. And here we go. We did it. I'm bringing you to the Ferrari dealer. I heard this thing exactly how I told you I was going to do it when I was a kid. We'd always build models.

And that's how I learned so much about cars, building. My dad would always take us maybe once a month, and we'd go to what's called Copar Hobby Models. And we'd go there. There's Dunkin' Donuts next to it. My dad would let me get a chocolate-filled donut. And we'd once a month pick out a car. And it would take us an entire month to build that thing. But I learned all the engine, the chassis, I learned all that.

I'd always paint my cars green. My dad would be like, what color? Green. He's like, we have green. Green, green. So green is my thing. And I told him, when I'm older, I'm going to get a Ferrari to be green. So I didn't tell him anything about it or that Ferrari exactly how I built it as a kid.

And for me, that signifies, let my dad know I made it. Because you're always trying to be like, dad, dad, dad, dad, I made it. And it's hard to impress my dad. It's hard'm redacted I'll admit it I've said this many times I have no idea what he's talking about oh he's just saying he's spitting facts B what do you mean I just don't I mean I just didn't follow at all yeah you don't need to follow he just goes right yeah what are you gonna do follow and run out of gas come on. You're right. I could never keep up. I got it. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, you're, as I said earlier in the show, you're doing 40 chest. But you're just way ahead of me, dog. I'm staring at you like. Da-da. Yeah. Hawk. Like a hawk.

Yep. I'm just over here like in my duck training wheels. Speaking of duck training wheels, you want to read that title right there, dude? I married a Meskin, y'all, and then in parentheses, again. Half passes. We're getting spoiled this week, dude. Yeah, he put a lot of work in. I like that. Let's see. Not mad at that, as Shad would say.

Oh, fuck. I forgot this one's redacted. Let's go right here. Married a Meskin, y'all, again. How are they still friends? We don't argue enough. Maybe we should start yelling. Alright, so look. Thanksgiving. What are you guys doing?

The white thing. Dry ass turkey. Stuffing. Cranberry sauce. I had to put my foot down because my girl tries to make it Mexican. Like the soups. It's just a regular meal. Tamales. I've never had a good tamale. They're all basic as shit.

Dog, I used to love Brendan Chobb, dude. The tamale thing is too far for you? Bro, why would he put that on earwaves? I don't know. I don't know tamales, but yeah, it seems crazy to just write them all off. Yeah, dude. Are they good? You never had a tamale?

I think I've had like it's like the thing that's the thing you unwrap right yes i've never really had like a real tamale i've only had like grocery store tamales and they're fine yeah i assume that a homemade tamale or like a restaurant tamale is a lot better like listen dude i'm speaking for latinos out there dude i'm speaking for the gringo chubby poppies out there dude right and you know what that's fucked up maybe you know given brendan's i don't want to get too crazy because he's obviously a great comedian he'll roast the shit out of me dude yeah he'll fucking you know i mean he'll nail it to a dartboard and throw some fucking you know he'll protest my comment oh yeah he's good he'll keep you busy but given his redacted past he's probably eating the corn husk, dude.

Oh, the thing is supposed to take off. I mean, that was a danger for me, I think for sure. Saying he hates tamales, you fucking corn husk eating ass motherfucker, dude. That's pretty dumb. Also the white thing, he's like just the white thing.

Why go back to that? Plenty of people, I mean, all of America celebrates Thanksgiving. Also Southern white people, that turkey's not dry, daddy. Yeah. And you're getting mac and cheese, sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, if you're lucky, cornbread, you know. A lot of good stuff.

You name it. Bacon, Brussels sprouts, honey, butter. Yeah. Okay. Chili. Oh, cook some more, daddy. I wish there was a white way Of saying all the things I just said

Pumpkin pie Pumpkin pie Apple pie Apple pie Pecan pie Pecan pie Look at this Ice cream

Views expressed by Brendan Or not their views I don't even know Honestly A tamale is that thing That comes in the Little wrap thing In the corn

Yeah Air thing I don't know There's good ones They're alright. I've had a ton of them. They're all basic. You're not into tamales. It's okay. Nobody is. What the fuck, dude?

That's not true because there's a literal tamale season. Yeah. I remember that last year when the staff was talking about tamale season. I was like, oh, and then I meant to get one. I didn't. Bro, I'm going to burn all my Thickboy merch. This is the point that's too far for you. Before he said that nobody likes tamales,

I was going to be like, I like that Brendan's expressing himself, but now he's just fucking, he's playing with my heartstrings here, dude. It's weird. It's a weird turnaround for him too because he talks about all those foods that he likes,

carne asada and all that. Now, no tamales. Maybe because he can't say it while sticking his tongue out. It's not a fun word to say. Tamales. Yeah. No, that's not true.

People go like this. Oh, fuck yeah, tamales. They're good, but I'm not like, oh, I can't. You're saying of Mexican food, the most basic is the tamales. I would not say tamales

are my go-to at a Mexican restaurant. Tamales are like wipers and slits. Right? Yeah, but okay. I was in the middle of it. What's your go-to at a Mexican restaurant? I mean, look, I'll tell you what you can't hear. Remember when you were laughing because my mom makes tamale pie?

Remember that? So I guess I have had that. Oh, yeah. That was like early in the podcast. We looked up tamale pie on Google. I don't even, it looked bad. Yeah, it looked terrible. It looked bad.

I don't remember what it is. That's just, dude, if you want to be accepted by Mexican culture, which let's be honest, dude, Schaub is dying for that, dude. You know what I mean? Like a lot of Latinos enjoy Brendan Schaub, dude. You know? Yeah.

He's that white boy that talked too much. Right. And you know what we like is white boys that talk too much to yeah big brown dude big brown keep busy yeah, but he cannot go that far do that's that is all I wish I could be in his camp and tell him like this is a wild for you to say he's naming the waters with latinos with that yeah dude. It's a painted narrative and nobody likes it for sure. You know because dude latinos go nuts for tamales people eat gas station tamales dude. If there's gas station anything,

you know that there's a huge guilty. You read the husk at the gas station. I freaking Trader Joe's tamales. Ralph's tamales. One time by Arta. Never again. That was the worst time I ever had in my life. Well, let's get off it dude.

I'm I was very upset right there. This one's posted by Blockbuster Buffet. It's called But Is That Ninth? Let's see. Middle Eastern women are gorgeous. Some of them, Brian. Just like any culture. Some of the best living women I saw were I've seen some foul ones too, dude.

I've seen some warlocks. I've seen some dimes. Jordan. Yeah, name a place, dude. There's some hotties and I've seen some dimes. Jordan. Yeah. Name a place, dude. There's some hotties and there's also some fatties. What in the world are you?

I didn't see. 40 years old. Dude, there's no fat people in Middle East. I mean, there probably is, but it's just funny to talk. They talk like a college, a guy going to a college party. Yeah. At his age. Some warlocks are showing up, bro.

Dude, look at all these swamp donkeys swamp donkeys let's see the rest of this here dean i only see beauty dude also some fatty world are you i didn't see i only saw she's cringing yeah she's cringing hard at this and she's i only see beauty dude what are your thoughts dude you're gonna say nothing i mean it's just so weird to be like yeah there are fat people there let me know i just did that but like the way he's doing it he's like oh it's a weird take to have why obviously not every woman in any race is attractive but if you confront him on it he's gonna be like mean, but we're back as in. Yeah, but it's,

yeah, that would be his excuse. It was like, why zero in on the Middle Eastern women? Yeah, maybe it was the flow of the conversation. You know what I mean? Or he's just mad because there's no food

that he knows that's Middle Eastern that he can go to. He's like, Brian, you know, I don't have any zingers in this conversation,

dude. Brian's like, well, you can say falafel, a freaking gift to bully. Yeah. Brian's like, well, you can say falafel. Freaking gifta. Yeah, they eat a bunch of tamales in the Middle East, dude. They're fatty shit.

But tabouli poppy. What's the word for Americans? The infidel poppy. The infidel poppy is a fire ass special right there, dude. That's what I want to see, dude. I wonder if there's a word poppy in Arab. Like what kind of, how do you say poppy? They probably just put daddy from right to left instead of left to right. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. I'm about to blow up. This one's posted by Monocriot or something like that. It's called Walk Through the Flames Baba or Baba. Walk Through the Flames. I think it's Monocory Art. Okay, Monocory Art. art let's see i don't know

so it's tough because especially with the people you're dealing with with you know with these kids with successful dads always tell my son like he's seen my ufc fights and sees that stuff and he'll go i don't be ufc fighter i go bubba ufc fighters don't grow up in calabasas there's not one there's a reason for that like i i walked through that fire so you don't have to but i told okay right okay yeah that wasn't bad no i think that's probably accurate or fairly accurate dude come on dude i was expecting more because that guy the other guy in the clip he's very good at creating change clips he's got a lot of uh good setups to make papa look ridiculous yeah he's just a chef he was a lot of good setups to make Baba look ridiculous. Yeah. He was a good dad right there, dude.

Yeah, I probably would try and talk my son out of doing MMA. Also, if I were him, talk him out of podcasting and stand-up. And Reddit. And Reddit. Yeah. Because, you know, I don't really understand Reddit. Yeah. I don't really know it. Alright, this one's another haphazard, dude.

It's called Turkey is Good, Bad, Hurt it Both Ways. Yes. Let's see. You like it already? Yeah. I don't really know it. All right. This one's another haphazard, dude. It's called Turkey is Good, Bad, and Hurt It Both Ways. Yes. Let's see. You like it already? Yeah. Let's see. Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, whites go crazy. Yeah, my girl goes nuts.

That's the LA comic fling on there, dude. Yeah, he did do that. He kind of punched the extending of the end of it. He's obsessed with... It doesn't help, you know, because we want to find out what race he is. Yeah. And it doesn't help that he constantly says white this, white that.

Yeah. The argument that he's actually white. I think he's Latino or something else. Yeah. Because he's constantly going like, oh, yeah, that's what whites do, right? You know how whites do. It's like, are you saying you're not else. Yeah. Because he's constantly going like, oh, yeah, that's what whites do, right? You know how us whites do. It's like, are you saying you're not white?

Yeah. Are you trying to hide something, Brendan? Where's the birth certificate? Yep. Papa. We'll never stop asking, dude. We'll never stop. Yeah.

Let's see. Christmas, Latinos, Christmas, and then Thanksgiving. I had to put my goddamn American foot down and say, we need some turkey mashed potatoes up in this bit. Dude, he just did. You know how people do the hat trick at the comedy store? They do all the rooms? Yeah.

This bit is on all the podcasts, dude. Yeah. Golden Hour, Shob Show, and now T-Fat K. He thought it's so funny to say that his Thanksgiving isn't white enough. He's like, I'm going to do it. You know, I got a great segment. I can't just do it once. Three times I'm a numbers guy.

I'm an American. I put my goddamn American foot down. We got the white turkey. We got the freaking pumpkin pie. I told my girl, no more tamales because you know what? Tamales are? Do you know what they are? Eight inches.

Log bust. Okay. All right. Let's see bitch I'm sick of the pozole I'm not eating soup for Thanksgiving

we're not communist so we have turkey stuffing cranberry juice he fucking sniffs pozole in his nose a soup you know

from the grand old pop he would literally put pozole in his nose does that make sense why from left field you know from left field.

You know, from left field. And now he doesn't like it? I don't know. That sounds like a painted narrative. Yeah. It sounds like he's trying to be... He's trying to create controversy, dude. Okay. So he's working again. Dude, you think he's fucking podcasting.

He's marketing right now, dude. Grindset. Grindset. Grindset. Keep it going. He wakes up at 423. His enemies aren't up that early, right? I like that you said 423 because it's earlier than 434.

Yeah. He wakes up at 423. Yeah. Watch out, Jocko. Some of these people are, I'd never sleep, you know, and then it's just a random time. I'm like, I'm awake before my enemy. I haven't slept in days. Yeah.

Why would I sleep when my enemy's out there scheming? Even if my enemy is asleep, he could be dreaming about beating me, but I'm awake. Yes. Diddy. Good. Let's see. Yeah. Sauce, too.

I wouldn't mind having a different kind of foul this Thanksgiving. Turkey's so lame, dude. Who decided to make that ugly? You ever seen a turkey in person? Yeah. They're hideous. How about if you already have the tree? Halloween?

Turkey in person is hideous. That's just inaccurate. I get it. They're her both ways because he's like, I don't want the Mexican food, but turkey sucks. Yeah. Then I go, okay, that landed. You know, classic Bapa two takes Bapa. Yeah, let's go to the next one. There's only so much you could say. He's saying the same thing on

three podcast. That's crazy. Yeah, this was supposed by ordinary warthog 8227. We're back to a long title here, dude. All right, let's see if I could kill this one. Classic Erica Griffin is the ideal thick boy. Unlike Bapa, who seems aggressively insecure about moves and manginas while begging quote fans to buy an unhealthy lifestyle brand from an ex professional athlete. Let's see we have a great show for you today, but we wanted to start right off with some fun and laughter. You already heard us laughing. That's right. We've got comedian Eric Griffin here with us and he'll be Why do you have my fat angle? Is this the fat camera? Why do you have the fat camera on me? You just gotta cheat it out. That's all. I'm gonna do that thing you guys do.

Today on the news. So Eric, thank you so much for joining us today. I cut you off because I saw myself on the my insecurity kicked in. I was like, I'm going to, I'm going to have to like, you know, well done for a morning show segment, you know, just call attention to the funny thing.

He looked fat in the camera, mention it, daddy. Yeah. Master of the arts. Only a thousand can do something like that. Yeah. What would Brendan do though?

What would Brendan do? He'd be like, Hey, can we cut real quick he'd be like hey can we cut real quick it's live can we cut real quick hey uh because like i don't know if you have like a chin or like a korean person here yeah to like edit and whatnot and they're just all alive all of this is live uh yeah he's so funny uh we're just do that oh we're live oh well like all right well i have kradom with me. So buy Happy Hippo promo code shop. And they're like, what? All right. We got another Minimum Sky 2305 clip.

It's called Gobble Gobble. There we go. Let's see what this one's all about, dude. Hey, Gobble Gobble. Happy Thanksgiving. Do you dress up for Thanksgiving? Nah, bro. Nah, Nick's special, dude.

Well, you got a flannel on. It's Thanksgiving-y. All right. Thank you, Kevin. You want to wear a pilgrim's hat? Like, what do you dress for Thanksgiving? Yeah, but is that a... But he's... Hey, hey, hey.

But Nick's like... It's like a devil turkey. Nick is, honestly, any chance he can get, he wants to dress up like a fucking turkey. It's a cosplay. I'm a locker room guy. It's bringing the energy up. Yeah, I dig it.

Oh, it's Rudy. Nick is our Rudy. Wow, that is... But more talented. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Rudy. Nick is our Rudy. But more talented. Oh, thanks. Yeah. That is a little bit too close to home for us because we do stuff like that. Mainly it's me

asking you if you want to wear stuff and I take full responsibility. I like that there's a guy in the corner that's being paid to sit there like that. What is he? He was going to rob the studio when he got in. It was so entertaining that he sat down. Just another dead thick boy, dude.

To a giant bee. Why is there a giant bee on the wall? I don't know. Oh, because the old king of the sting. Is there really a leftover from king of the sting? Probably, dude. That's crazy. All right.

So this is another long title posted by Joe DeMofo. It's called called FFS. Just imagine him at home in the kitchen with the chombies trying to put a turkey and a duck mumbling, Donnie makes sense. Donnie makes sense. Turkey and a duck. We'll see. I'm going to San Diego.

Going to college. Chin? Yeah, Orange County, one of my parents. Your parents? And do you guys do a traditional? You always Every year I always forget So it's a mix of

It's a mix of American and Korean Oh yeah So we'll have kimchi Turkey No duck No duck Turduckens No

Dude I would love a turducken Turducken is turkey Chicken and duck Chicken and duck I would love that Inside of a What's it inside of the duck I think the turkey is a big part

Then a duck And then a chicken Dis and then a chicken. Or chicken, then duck. I don't know. Disgusting. It sounds amazing to me. Disgusting. You know what this pot is?

What? A duck instead of a studio. Ooh. Nah, but I mean, a Korean Thanksgiving sounds awesome. It sounds Netflix. I love Korean food. If it's a mix of Thanksgiving food and Korean, count me in, daddy.

All right. Well, these are the lowest liked ones of the week. So let's just power through these ones, dude. We're already at an hour 10. Yeah, it's a long one today, Danny. This one's called the Coach HP Loves Brendan. I think we already saw this part. Oh, yeah. That's right.

He tells him how funny he is or whatever. Yeah, let's skip that one. Let's go to the next one. This one's he can tune it himself haphazard dude let's see what that is right here it's car stuff together everyone's on break man i got a problem with the lightning everybody's on break it's driving me nuts it still runs it's just like driving a minicooper it's not uh it's not how it's supposed to be. So I've got to wait until the 28th to get the PCU checked out because I can't do it myself. It seems complicated.

It seems weird. I tune it myself. When it comes to that weird stuff, I should leave it to the professionals. Otherwise, they're going to pull that thing out. Computer stuff especially. Yeah, yeah. With the tuning and all that stuff. Chin's worried he's literally going to die. He's like, especially the computer stuff.

Okay, Brandon? Do not do that in the studio. He sounds like me when I was talking about my grinder not working. You know, I was like, I fucking turned it on. You have to delete the app and reinstall it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because you're gay.

All right, let's go to this one. This is Denver has beast of an architect posted by I downvote cake days. I haven't seen that name in a while. Welcome back. Design around Denver.

Really? Yep. It looks just like Denver. Same designer like architect for Denver did Calgary. Okay. I assume that's wrong because baba said it i have no idea hopefully it isn't though uh all right let's go to this one haphazard i did what i could the comedy parrot uh what do you think is going to happen dude

um he's copying some famous line or he's copying something that uh montez or delia said all right good guesses let's see eric how about the special you directed number one on netflix it's all because of eric i know thank you i did what i could sorry matt but this is eric's number one in latvia i did what i could i did what i could you know i i did what elevated it no no know, I did. We elevated it. No, it's great. Eric, how about this? Well done. All three of them saying it. I like it. I did what I could do and do it better myself.

I did what I could. Yeah. On that clip. All right. We're on the last clip of the day. There was a lot of funny text posts on Chang's this week, but I skipped over them. There was one that said, keep on sucking. It was the tour poster where it says, keep on trucking.

You know, I got it. Got him. Shout out to all the chefs this week. Great talk. Wireless. This one's posted by a hobo tactical. Let's see what this is about.

It's called, uh, Brian definitely spends a lot of time in a dog cage while a wife enjoys herself. Hmm. Uh, I'll, if I'm on Instagram,

which I should never be, I'm scrolling through and I'll see some very athletic, beautiful man, sometimes black, sometimes Latin, sometimes white. She's an equal opportunity. If she had a business, she would probably hire blacks first because she loves black people. And I will send her a picture of some beautiful black man sprinting and I'll just say something like, slut, ha ha, it's a joke.

Yeah. The problem is the algorithm now thinks I'm... Hmm. I mean, it's just more Brian bullshit. Yeah. He's like describing men. And he had a wonderful hair, but he couldn't tell.

It was like that kind of wavy hair, you know, but it was like all over. He was at the beach, but he wasn't at the beach, you know? And he just like looks in your eyes, and he goes, I'm El Gato. Oh, hello.

Yeah. And if you enjoyed that, watch Patreon. We go through his calendar, his catalog of standup, which is horrendous. Yeah. And we just watched a staff.

We watched staff. It was great. Yeah. And then we also watched the Matt Rife. We did. We give you our thoughts on Matt Rife special. We did, dude. And yeah, we got a Patreon episodes up there, dude.. We give you our thoughts on Matt Rife special. We did, dude.

And yeah, we got a Patreon episodes up there, dude. That was fun. Fucking a lot of clips this week at Chang's. Shout out to the chefs. Good work. Thanks for keeping us busy. Put a lot of time in. I hope you enjoyed it.

See you next week. Let us know what you think of the setup, baby.