10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub MOVES INTO ANOTHER STUDIO | 10 Minutes of Schaub #193

Episode Date: October 14, 2026

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Welcome back to Tim Miss a shop. Thanks for tuning in. You know, last week we got a real treasure. We got Gallio 24, 12s. We probably won't have that this week, but I'm very excited to start the timer. So why don't you play the chink clip? Well, this week, you got some news about Chin. Oh, yeah, that's right. Chin potentially is leaving the show, but he's interviewing new people. And Gerardo, you have an interview in Austin in the, in the a barn or the farm or a storage. Imagine if that was true. That'd be crazy.

You gave me a week off of live streaming. People are like, oh, it's okay if he doesn't live stream because he might be meeting with Chin right now, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's why we won't be live streaming this Wednesday. We don't live stream ever again. Gerardo has a perpetual interview with Chin on Wednesdays.

But yeah, shout out to you guys. Thank you for coming through and checking us out with the Tmos and stuff like that. we've got the first post on the fighter and the kids subreddit. I am white as shit, Dallas. Yeah. It was just posted, but the title was so good that we wanted to watch it. Oh, yeah. It's from Special Mushroom 285. It's called, this could be rapist's most delusional quote ever.

I don't know why it's not fully. Okay. They see me and they say, geez, you're just not charismatic. That's a real fluidity to the way you move. There's a real fluidity to the way you move. You're not just charismatic, right? Oh, wow. They see me, geez, you're not just charismatic.

Wow. Yeah. It's a crazy thing for him to say. We've always said that about him, though. It's crazy for him to say it. Isn't it like exactly like you could, if you were writing a script in Callan's, you had to write dialogue for Callan. You would write him saying.

Yeah. A lot of geezes in his script, dude. The only thing missing is thighs. But look at your thighs. Your thighs are charismatic. people like Shob so people think I'm much shorter in person. Because he's a monster. Yes.

And then they see me and they go, Jesus, you're not just charismatic, but you've got a real, there's a real fluidity to the way to build on it. The first time. Oh my God. What podcast is that, dude? I don't know. That one guy looks kind of familiar though. Yeah, because we watch porn.

He's on another porn podcast, dude. No. This guy right here. You're talking about it? No, dude. I hope not. He's on a role playing right here. He's that guy.

guy. You know, that guy. But he's a guy. I remember him. Not that that guy I don't remember. I don't know who that is. Okay. Hey, dude. This is Italians Anonymous? I think the bald guy is he does a show about lifting or something. Like he's a fucking authority on that. I don't know. No, he's never been to the gym in his life, dude. But more importantly, Brian's success. Yeah, Brian sucks ass. He was trying for a joke there. He was doing the bit that he does very, you're not just handsome. You're also, you know, it's supposed to be kind of joky, but it's just not funny, dude.

Yeah. It's so old. But to be the devil's apparel here, you know, he's like, you're starting to see what shop and chinty every day. Oh, yeah. That fucking Brian that's like, ooh, is no longer there. It's more of him going like, oh, you know. Yeah, you're right.

He doesn't even sell it anymore. Yeah. He can't even sell that bit. his bread and butter. Yeah. You imagine if he did the Scottish nobleman depressed too? He's like, I'm a Scottish nobleman.

I ride my horse in slow motion. It would be great to see like Calland have to force him to do all those specials again, but sad. And they call it Apple. It's called the It's called the apple too, I guess Or whatever. Fuck me, dude.

I didn't rape her. I'm sorry. He's like, And then there was an African medicine man. He was like, Whoa. That is probably the worst Ben of the African one.

Just a horrible joke. Well, let's see what Slow Joe's up to, dude. Jojo, Shob, Career Day, presentation, entrepreneur, lifestyle brand. Oh, it's not showing us the thing. No, it's just taking, oh, there it goes. Oops, wow. Okay, wow, what the fuck, dude? My computer's going bomb mode right now.

I think what we need to do is zoom in. Oh, yeah, lifestyle brand entrepreneur. Wow. Okay. What does she see an entrepreneur with? What does she sell? I don't know, but she's wearing Valencia. Okay, so that makes you an entrepreneur.

If you can afford a expensive long-sleeved t-shirt, that's a lifestyle coach worthy. Unreal. You get a lifestyle coach and it's Joanna Schaubb. Like, am I your coach? Let me see if she has a website. Joanna, what is it? How do you spell a shop? Shop.

Website. She needs a web. Zanella. Yeah, where's the website? Yeah. You need a website if you got it. If you're an entrepreneur, you need a website. Doesn't seem to have a website.

No. But she, wait a minute. Dude, does she have a voyage LA? No. Where? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

She fucking did a voyage LA. What date? Oh, 2020. Yeah. That shit will stay, dude. That won't go away. Yeah. They keep hitting me up, dude.

They're trying to get your boy, dude. Oh, you got to jump at it, bro. Have you done? one? No. Yeah, dude. I've, I've yet to do it. I'll do it. I just don't want to do that. But it would be kind of funny to do it and it's all about flappers or shop. Yeah, I was going to say dedicate mine to shop. I just, Voyage LA, I made fun of Voyage LA so much. During the pandemic, I kept saying, like, I was the editor of Voyage LA and we had to cut staff. I always say like there's a huge exosé coming out soon and just like, that was fun. The pandemic,

Horrible time, but great time for Twitter. Yeah. You know? We are having a lot of fun back then. Joanna, can you briefly walk us through your story? Or do you want to do the questions? I'll do the answers. Okay, I'll do the questions.

Joanna, can you briefly walk us through your story? Okay. How you started and how you got where you are today. Oh, that's different. I started as child actress. She's illegally Mexican. Right. Yeah, you can barely understand what she says.

And I was nine years old. After moving from Mexico to the U.S., I began taking acting classes. Theater. My husband cheated on me quite a bit. Yeah, she just wanted to do that bit. Very boring. Yeah, very fucking boring.

If you don't know what Voyage L.A. is because you're normal. There's a thing in Los Angeles. I don't even know if it's still around. I guess it is. Oh, there's people with Voyage L.A.'s to this day. To this day. So they're doing new ones. My boy just got caught, dude.

He's not a comedian. I'm not going to say his name. So they just, it's some sort of website where you interview yourself and then you say things about what you do and I don't I don't really know what it is to be honest well devil's a carnissada devil's assada right now dude

yeah yeah um you do need like three things written about you for some sort of credits or like you know you need three papers written about you for like a sag card or something like that you know how do they know Or like, so Voyage LA. Maybe Voyage L.A doesn't meet the criteria, but if they don't do their digging, you got some daddy, you know?

I remember Devin did one. Devin Costa. He got got got. The fucking truth teller. He got got by Voyagerli. Lemon party. Ever heard of it? Oh, yeah.

Shout out to them. Bad boys. This one's posted by Urban Space Cowboy. One, Dicey, Dicey. So this is about Chin. I think after thinking about it for a while now, I've decided it's time for me to leave and give someone else a shot.

I just hope they care about the shows as much as I do and do a great job. If you guys would like to interview for the position, send me your email and phone numbers. Also let me see your Instagram pages so I have an idea of who you are. Oh, yeah. But we don't, it's probably fake.

That's right. I don't know. I mean, I haven't followed up on anything this week. I've been so busy. I saw this. And I was like, that blew my mind. And I looked through the Reddit. And I was like, oh, good, it's fake.

Okay. Because there's nothing else about it. The Reddit would be like fucking... The kitchen would need a couple of fucking fire extinguishers for sure. Oh, yeah, yeah. Had well set. Yeah. Yeah.

You would need to be in there making sure the restaurant's not being shut down. If anything, this is just like a health inspection. You know? They're just checking the temperature. Yeah. And now I feel bad about the LFOA thing. I did kill Tony. So it's just as bad.

and we can go on what was it going to say though oh but the people in the comments were saying maybe he was just drunk and commenting in the middle of the night that's hilarious he has like a drunken fantasy about quitting

it's a job it is the kind of job where you can quit like you can fucking quit online and still like next day hey good to see you like to your boss job All right, see you tomorrow. I quit.

I'll see you next week. Another thing to note here is that he posted this a minute after the last comment. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but he wrote that fast. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, it's not chin because it's the Reddit, right? That doesn't make sense. T-fat K. Author.

No, it's author. So that means that the person that owns the Patreon channel posted that comment. Oh. Yeah. On their Patreon. Mm-hmm. Well, what does that even mean? I got to know more.

For sure, it's change. Tell us. But is it real? I don't know. Let's go further down to the fucking pipe here. I haven't checked in on Chang's at all this week. Yeah. Okay.

Throwback to the absolute cinema that was Chang's circa 2020. Wow. 2020. Where were we doing the show then? Probably. Wow. It's been a long time, dude. 20, maybe not.

I don't know. Four years? I don't think we were doing it four years ago. Okay. Wait, when did the Gringo Pops? we come out. I'll check while we watch this. I'm then like filtering the face.

Oh, no. She's dating a girl now. She's dating my daughter. She used to date a bedlip some work. Yeah, 2022, April 28th. Four years we've been doing this. Unreal, dude.

Just laughing, like the funniest thing is ever saying. C-T-E. This song might be cut. I remember that one. They made it seem like you spelled his name wrong or something. I love you. Worth the two hours. It's awful traffic.

Best crowds. I will... His face. He points out of him. Oh, it's so funny. How much, yeah. That's okay. It's so mean and offensive.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha. What a terrible comeback, too. Yeah. Wow, dude. That was great. Shout out to Sunny Chiba for that one. You'll do nothing.

I posted this one. It looks like another refra. So this is how you know, top posts are refries. It's not a hot we get changed. Maybe not much comes from the chin thing. Last week, you know, that was a lot. It's tough to ask for two weeks in a row. If nothing entertaining happens, that's not old,

then we're going to go into T-Fat K and just watch an episode, too. We got an hour to burn, Daddy. I was like, God, you're an idiot, dude. I knew nobody. And I was like, oh, yeah, that Brian Callan guy gave me his number. So I'm like, tears in my eyes. I'm texting. And I'm like, hey, man.

Mercy you want to get coffee. I'm here. Two seconds later. Sounds good. Seven an address. Intelligency off Main Street. And he was making us laugh. Telenz.

Rogan's cackling. He didn't know him. And he goes, dude, that guy's fucking funny. And I go, yeah, no, I don't hang with him because you've got big muscles. Crazy to say that. You need, like Brennan Schaubb.

Oh, is it not working? Oh, is it not working? No. But, um... I mean, I am light as show. Oh, my gosh. There's just a delay.

Oh, wow. This is a long delay, huh? Yeah. So we're going to have to, like, assume what our jokes are and then push it. eventually. Just, I don't remember the story of, oh my God. Connection lost.

And now I can't turn it off. Oh, no. What is that? If you really trying to do something, I'm out here working like I'm really trying to prove something. I take a minute that the hate sink. Oh, my God. Okay, there we go.

We stopped. Thank God. I was going to, I was about to twerk right now, dude. But it's the story of Rogan saying that job is really funny. That guy's really funny. Yeah. There you go. You're good.

Right there. Okay. Yeah. It's crazy to. It's just a crazy thing. Yeah. I don't know how this show got so chaotic in a span of 10 seconds there. I mean, I do sort of.

But, you know, for the most part, he was fucking hilarious. And I said to him, I go, let's do a podcast together. And we'll talk about fighting. And he said, no, we're not going to talk about fighting. Let's talk about life. And that's how fighter and the kid. Really? It was probably more like, no.

Let's talk about life. That makes sense. It gets done. He's like, man, we should do this once a week. I'm like, I don't want to do this once a week, man. And he's like, yeah, yeah, you just break down fighting. And I was like, oh, that's how you don't know me. I don't want to break down.

Like, my life is fighting right now. I don't want to do that. He always touches his chest, dude. And he says people that touch his chest are gay. Every clip he's touching his chest, dude. Yeah, he just doesn't get it. He's got a straw too or something. Let me talk fashion, cars, comedy.

I'm in. Anything else. Yeah, he was like, all right, we can do that. Oh, my God. We don't need the sound. We get it. We get it. We get it.

It's just them with the Benny Hill theme. All right. Let's see. Oh, my God. Brian was like 50 years old doing this too. Yeah. of allegations of sexual assault. People can say the Me Too that's gone too far.

Let me just ask you point blank. Accusation of rape, did you do it? No, I did not. Okay, there we go. Not true. Anybody but me. I'm the guy. I'm the one who did it.

I did that. What else you got to? Cardinals. Spicy. Oh, this is kind of just silly. It does seem forced. I agree with you 100%. Most of the time I can tell Brian doesn't want to be here.

And here's the thing. It's not that, like me and Brian are still close, still love Brian. We still talk all the time. We don't have much in common anymore. You know, we're like that old married couple and the kids, you know, you're an empty nestering the kids leave the house

and you go to dinner. It's like, hey, hey, remember that? I love that everything goes wrong in the storage. Yeah. out like the sound, the lights, there's bugs, there's other people. We thought we had it funny with Calabasas where there'd be doors and people walking in randomly. But it's like all of that times everything else now. Yeah.

It'd be funny. You know, like, I don't know why this came to me, but you know, the quiet place or whatever where the aliens follow you if you have sound. It'd be funny if they came into the storage room. They hate Ryan. You know, you can hate on us for having bugs and stuff, but like, we're in my apartment next to a motel full of crack kids. That's true. You know what I mean?

And they have the same problems we have, like squeaky mics and bugs. This is not, we don't, we were never number one in podcasting. We're not friends of Joe Rogan. The only thing that we don't have, obviously those things is like our kids and a career day. We're not going there and saying we're entrepreneurs. That's true. And lifestyle. Yeah.

That would be funny if we did do a career day, though. and we're just like, Timos. Like, well, my business, you're wondering, what does it call? Raccoon Titties. Now kids, you get censored by YouTube. We're shadow band. So we had to change it to say it with me. And they were in the kid, raccoon Tweedys.

Yeah. Wait, I, they'd be like, the kids would be like, talk about Timos. And they'd be like, bored with you. Is this Timos? Or like, yeah, it's Tmos. I like, I would like not break character with the kids. Kids are raising their animal. We're dick me.

You know, just. Calling the kids names and stuff. Oh, is that what you think? Duncount. Yeah. Yeah. Like, oh, how tall are you, though? Yeah, don't count.

Yeah. I'm three, four. Are you wearing crocks? Day. Shop. Yeah. Why are you so fat, kid? Bet you can hit a homer.

Yeah. At time, it's change. Things change. And I think, you know, Brian's getting older. He's not as silly or into the things he used to be. Me and me and Brian haven't had the conversation. I think.

think we should go down to once a week. My passion and focus is shop show. How many times? I'm talking about big boy movies. Big boy movies. So stupid. When's like some big boy movie came up? Like he's still doing it. Gay.

But what you might call it? Do they do it five days? Like how many times do T-Fa-K? Two or three times a week. That's a lot. It is a lot. That is a lot for just, you know, I don't know why. The burns not worth the return is what I say.

Juice is not worth the squeeze. Yeah, that doesn't rhyme. Let's see. Mine's better because it rhymes. That's okay. We're going to check out the fighter and the kid YouTube. Oh, yeah. Pull it up, Chan.

The kid. We're not going to get as many Chang's clips. That's for sure, you know. But their latest ones called Big Boobes and Shark Attacks in Miami. So that's cool. Oh, man. I wonder if he, Mr. lawsuit debate.

Yeah, so like five days ago, they posted one seven days ago, 12 days ago. So do the math. That's, I don't know, three a week, right?

How many comments do they get? Two a week. This is just posted 14 hours ago. So 276 comments. Yeah, I mean, their views now are kind of like us when we were getting a lot of views.

Yeah. That's what you'll say. It basically is. Yeah. That window is cooked. Ha ha. What's up with this new set? Why these dudes inside Barbie's dreamtals.

Give up already. Do you still make money with 30,000 views? You should ask Opie to come on. He brings his five views. You can tell why Brian had followed charges thrown at him. Maybe you should warn your kid to do not do anything stupid with the girls. Oh my God. The brightest people watch the show.

I didn't know that. I have a question. Why didn't y'all put a blank wall behind you and use the damn window as natural lighting instead of facing a camera straight to a window asking for a friend. Damn. Let's, we're the fans. Those are the fans.

Those are the fans. Okay. Let's see. First of all, just want everybody to know. New vibes. Now, there's light behind us. Do we like the windows? We love the windows, but what we want is we want that natural light illuminating our face.

Oh, weird. It's like my wife told you that before this. Yeah. And if you guys think I look good like this, just fucking. way. Increase the exposure. Yeah. I'm not mad at the light. It doesn't feel like we're in a dungeon anymore. Listen, I...

The light looks terrible. Yeah. There's a huge light in the middle of the show. Where are they now? Are they still in the storage unit? This looks like a house. Okay, it's not. It's a house. Is it the barn, though?

I don't know. Do they make the official switch? Get it recognized for being on mad TV by people. And that means that that was 30 years ago. And those people are dying. more than that, and that means that I'm aging slower than I thought, because they still recognize me after all that time. Now, well, now I was in Hawaii. I was in Hawaii. Hawaii. Okay. I was in Hawaii. I was on Waki-ki Beach. Water's amazing. Weather's amazing.

Went snorkeling. A lot of whites, because they ran out all the... Well, so I didn't realize that Hawaiians, the native Hawaiians, are just like Samoans. And their high school, there. I think it's Peku, one of the high schools, is one of the most heavily recruited from the NFL. Okay, talk about the studio. Yeah. What the fuck? Where's the big reveal other than just, you know, what it looks like? Yeah. I'd set it up. Time stamps. Let's see, old memories starting T-Fat K. Okay. It's just like another episode, dude. Chirofactor viral. That reaction. So new T-Fat K studio is 45 seconds. Can we rank these? Like, all right, Let's just rank these.

They're in frame right now. So right now we got intro and new T-FACA studio. That's 45-second song. Oh, it's-Brin. You got to push buttons to rank it. Okay. Oh, they're not working, huh? Dude, everything.

Okay, cool. But Brian Callens Hawaii trip. Callens, do I have to push a button every time? Oh, no, my bad. I thought you were going to rank them. Callen's son ditches him for two girls. Old L.A. memories and starting Teafac. The worst.

That's the worst one, dude. All right, so that's a Brendan's Miami trip. Chiropractor viral clip reaction, Gamebred, bare-knuckle fight breakdown. I wonder what that is. Is that just, Brendan, talking about being a host there?

I think so. Brendan on fighting again in family life. Fighting again. Canelo-sized talk and chinchilla coat debate. Okay, that's my number one, I think. Chinchilla coat debate. I like that.

Islam, Yamachato, Gary, and Carlos Pretas debate. That's kind of funny because the last clip he was like, I just don't care about fighting. And the longest, the longest ones are him talking about fighting. And there's four fighting ones in a row. Five. There's more. Oh, it's five. Yeah. Adrian Brunner, I heard, is losing his mind. Studio wrap-up. Uh, fine. Yeah. Okay. Why don't we listen to that?

Let's do that. Oh, wow. 10 boys. Are you on the road this weekend, Paul? No, buddy. Oh, you'd watch Strickland. Holmes on. Yeah. Are you on the road? No, I'm not. Bean cheese. Bean cheese, bean cheese. You're not because you suck. No one wants to see this or that. You don't have any dates, you fucking old weirdo.

You're 75 years old, dude. That's social media. This isn't real. You stink. I like that everyone, that he's sad. And he's like, I just got to figure some. I'll figure it out. No, I'm good.

I'm just really like, I'm fed up. No, I got it. I'm all right. I just want to fucking die. He's like the uncle in that Osama Sadiqi joke I'm watching funny AF. I don't like, I want to die. I don't like that.

Oh, your uncle's Brian Callan. Are you on the road this weekend, Paul? Nobody. Oh, you're to watch Strickland, Hamzot. Yeah, I'm going to watch Strickland Hamzot. Pink shoelaces. Okay. Let's see the studio.

Okay. All right, kids, that's it, man. New studio, a new vibe. Oh, yeah. It's a work in progress, though. Next time you see it, it's probably going to be a little different. I like this new studio. It's nice.

It's more quiet, right? I love that we got windows, dude. I know. We just got to switch around the studio, but we'll get to it. All right, kids, we love you guys. This is the firing kid. We're out. Peace.

It would be funny to show the fucking barn, dude. What's, like, show us more shit. Do you want to watch the chinchilla coat debate? Oh, yeah, we can do that, my bad. Can't sleep on that, man. Like, what do you think is going to, is it that? I bet it's going to, I bet it's, Canella is wearing a chinchilla coat, but I hope that its job is wearing chinchilla coat.

Oh, let's see. Do I know what a chinchilla? Not really. Chinchilla. I'm assuming it's some small animal. There's a lot of people. She has a picture of me and Joe with Canella go up, Jim? See it?

Yeah. Yeah, look at that. Oh, I remember this photo. Look at that. He's so much bigger than Canella. Hey, Joanna goes... This size of your head. That's got to be the angle of the camera.

Uh, I get a big. head compared to him, man. Do you want to put the two white Mexians next to the white boy? That's really funny. I look more Mexican than both of them. That's funny. By the way, you, um, he's, that much bigger than he is? He's tiny, Bubba. Tiny. He's a thick neck and big, but he's tiny, tiny, but he's. Oh, boy. Canell is so small, dude. Yeah, he is. Why does he rub the chair when he says that? I don't know. I think it might be a nervous reaction. He's so small, Daddy. Yeah, it might be a nervous reaction from them having almost zero chemistry.

And all like zero views, too. They don't have anything to talk about. True. Oh, yeah, man. You got a big head there, dude. Yeah, my head's big, Daddy. Do you think after the episode, they're like, fuck. Oh, fuck.

We didn't talk about where you park today and like, you know, like, you've got to remember to, like, talk about the commute here. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I forgot to talk about that, huh? I don't know why he's just in the corner to doing this the whole time. Oh yeah, we didn't talk about that. It is funny. Them doing that is kind of like

one of those movies where someone's too high and they're trying to relax or whatever. So they do that. Yeah, the most relaxed. It's weird. Imagine doing this the whole show, dude. Yeah, I mean.

It's got to be a nice couch. I'll say sometimes in the show my mind kind of wanders while I'm talking or listening and I start doing this, but it's like rare, you know? or like this. But the whole show, you're right,

it's a little off-putting. He's not really. He's got shoes on there. He's got shoes on. Yep. Yeah, he's probably 5-7. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. What? Wow. An inch different. My fucking fight, though. He can fight, one of the greatest ever. What's that coat made of I'd like to know? That little chinchillas had white chinchilla.

It's an albino human skin. I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, White chinchillotra. Wayful Sanchez. That was pretty good. It was like hearing it twice right there, dude. Well, that's what I think that is. You know what chinchilla is?

Oh, yeah. Soft. Soft. Not cheap. No. That might be alpaca, too. Nope, that's a white chinchilla coat. I will guarantee.

Can't be cheap. No. That's, that's chinchilla. He's so rich, though. Anything that's evil, maybe. He's like, yeah, I know that. I know chinchillas. Yeah.

When I hear that, when I hear people talking about chinchilla coat, I just remember being in a kid and going to the like on a hiking trail and them talking at some hiking camp and they were talking about all the chinchillas and kids are like oh chinchillas are cute or whatever and then you got people wearing them making them coats yeah yeah that's what every kid's dream is is to wear a chinchilla yeah they see like a cute chinchilla

I hope one day I can kill that and wear it as a shirt or jacket can't wait fire I know but I want a chinchilla coat like that Just take a little break So that's the debate, dude What is the debate? That's a fucking lie, dude. Wow.

You're fucking lying. It's kiddo bitch. Okay, so they get back to it. So they do it. Maybe it's the hottest part of the podcast. They had to drop an ad in the middle of it. Yeah. Slash promos.

Limited time offer. Look at that. 10 to 60 grand. Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's, yeah. It's just that color. Yeah, that's just one. It is the softest fur, and you got to kill them.

I'm laughing because Chin said it's just that color. It's as if there, it's not a chinchilla coat. It can't be because it's not, it's white. It's all white. It's polar bear. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Chantillas aren't big.

No, they're not big at all. They're tiny. So you got, you got, you got a, yeah, that's $64,000. Yeah, you're going to have to kill. See how many, see how many chinchillas. requires you got to kill to make a full size, a full length coat. A full, a long. 100, 200 to create a full length coat.

That's a lot. Okay. That's a lot of, that's a lot of chinchillas. And they're really cute. Because chinchillas are small, 1002. They talk about this for a while. I want, you know that other podcast that's like very big? It's the guy, he's a chubby do with glasses and he yells it.

What? Oh, Caleb? Yes. He yells at people for like spending too much money or whatever. Yeah. I want him to do like a T-Fat K over their finances. Because I was just looking at the chairs. And it's not like the chairs are super nice. But if I were their financial guy, like do we need chairs like this?

I got to rub them. And the fucking the thing here in the middle is so cheap and like unnecessary, the box. Let me see. That thing. Oh, yeah, that's IKEA for sure. Why? Yeah. Why do they...

It just seems so random. But I guess they need somewhere to put the Diet Coke's in... Is this a fake Oscar? Damn. That's not good. It's probably a show bit. Like, it says, best dad or something. Yeah, yeah.

Oscar says best dad. Best dies. Best cowboy. All right, let's see what the next is on here. We've got... What's his name? Malik. Malik.

Bapa wants you to sign an NDA. Oh, yeah. Not talk about BLM and asking Chappelle to find you. Posted by Not Yet. One day, he said, you know, Malik, I need you to sign the NDA. I said, why? We've been working this whole time. He was like, bro, everybody signs the NDA who I work with.

Theo Von, Brian Callan, everybody signs the NDA. I said, well, we've been working for seven months. Why do I need to sign the NDA? He said, if you don't sign the NDA, you just can't come back. I said, okay, cool. He had Chappelle go to my house, look for me because nobody heard from me. I was like, man, I'm not signing an NDA.

And I was like, to a point where I was like, bro, let me just call him. I was like, bro, I'm not signed an NDA. He was like, fucking why all the shit I did for you? I said, what did you do for me? Say, yo, you pay, bro, I give you $3,000 a month. I said, yeah, but you say you give Brian Kellenen 15,000.

I said, bro, I'm doing all the work. We're doing all the work. I was like, I thought I was like, I feel like I'm on a plantation. That's what I told him. Just like that. Just like that. You know, all my discussions, all my beliefs, all my opinions are about the, this time George Floyd movement, we can't talk about it because your audience is middle of America. You have two black guys.

We got to cancel that out. He was like, people don't. Wow. Yeah, I mean, just I don't hear anything that's not a fact. Yeah, that's, he's spitting facts for sure, dude. And it's probably even more frustrating than that because. I believe everything he said. But he's, so he wants to talk about things he can't talk about it.

But in addition to that, he's got to deal with Brennan just being a fucking idiot about everything. Yeah. You know? He's like, Shemalik probably wants to tell a joke or he's like, why don't we, he has like some suggestion that's helpful. And brand's like, no, it's gay or whatever the fuck he says. It's probably infuriating. And keep in mind, he's paying Brian Callan $15,000 while Brian's not on the show. That's crazy.

I forgot about that. Yeah. That doesn't, that's a, he's not even on the show. Yeah. What the fuck? Mm-hmm. How, fifth, that's very generous. Yeah.

For a job to Brian. A month, dude. To pay a criminal. A month. 15,000. Oh my God. Why? Right.

There must be like, I don't even know. You open the fucking, you open the lid and you see a bunch of bad stuff inside. If you do T-Fat K investigation. If you go too deep. Yeah. So if he's making $15,000 a month off the show, you know what I mean? Is that an increase or a decrease? He's making less now doing the show three days a week than he did when he wasn't on it.

He should have just kept the fucking deal going where he doesn't have to show up. Oh my God. He's like, Malik, we need you to come back. Brian need you to come back because he makes more money when he doesn't do the show. Shab's Aaron. Malik and Chappelle are not going to save the show at this point. Brennan needs to do is get on the phone. He should have found a way to get a spot on funny A.F.

Just as like a guy and gone up to Kevin Hart and Chris Rock and be like, I need to do the show with me. Here's what I'll pay you $3,000. You can't talk about any black shit. And I pay Cal and 20K. And he's not going to be there though. They're like, well, we would pay 30K to never see Brian again. And we don't do the show. Fair deal.

Yeah. If Brian disappears, we'll give him a lot of money. If Brian, if you can guarantee Brian can't do stand-up anymore, I'll do a show seven days a week. I'll commit my career to Brian not coming back. I think, like my thing that I said to Walsh on his show was that Brian is medically unfunny. Like a doctor could diagnose that. Facts. Facts, real.

Facts, br. Let's see what this next one is. What happens next? Part 29. He just keeps coming with them hitters, dude. Icarus lives. Oh, the greatest ever live. I saw him in our chat the other day.

Dude, he watches our show. Really? Oh, that's fucking great, dude. Shout out to you. That's social media. This isn't real. I guess that makes me... It's like a great...

It's Pico de Gale. It's like a guy. It's like... I am white as shit, Dallas. Yeah. I need a fucking... What happened next? Once a week.

What's up? That literally happened last week. You don't remember that? I was laughing at the... this thing. He did last week too. Dude, he's fucking, he's fucking Einstein.

Bam, Monday morning, October 17th. It is a glorious morning. Shout out to Christina Applegate. Jesus Christ. Christ. Either one is funny.

Shout to Jesus Christ. What is happening? Yep, I'm dressed like Mr. Rogers today. Like a hype beast, Mr. Rogers. Won't you be my neighbor? Did Mr. Rogers drink on the show?

He sure did. He sure did. Yeah. He sure did. He sure did. It was just off there. He was handed 90% of times. He did not drink alcohol.

Obviously not. He enjoyed his life, chatting about snotty-nosed kids and how him sit on his lap and shit and the beat down basement. What? What? He was a sniper.

Oh, that was the fuck. Yeah, that's, yeah. That was like really in the beginning of when we were. Yeah. He was so, Shab was pretty drunk when we started, I guess. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

He was drunk for a lot of it. He recently got sober. I don't know if you know that. It's been like a year probably. Really? Only a year? I think so. This phase is ridiculous, though.

I think this is the very beginning, right? Because I remember I posted something with him as a sniper. Yeah. And I, like, had no idea really of what I was doing, like, or what a ref wasn't referenced to him. You know he was a sniper in the military, like one of the most decorated snipers. True and factual. Or maybe I did.

No, you did post it. Yeah. Dude was a savage. Yeah, dude. You didn't know that either, huh? Mark? Murder. When I was a boy, and I would see scary things in the knees my mother would say to me, stay strapped.

or get clapped. Yeah, Beast. Roger's the host of International Acclaimed TV show for Chile. Mr. Rajner, who served as a Navy SEAL Marine Scout

sniper doing the... And I remember this. Marine Scout sniper doing the Vietnam Ward ever heard of it? With a large number of confirmed kills. We were like dying because he said Ward.

Ward? Ever heard of it? You have to state as fall? Mr. Rogers never said. Maybe that's like an urban legend then. Stubbles, doubles down. Spicy.

Nah, dude. That's real. Marine Scout sniper during Vietnam era with a large number of confirmed kills, we have to state it's false. Mr. Rogers never served in the military. After another rumor, Mr. Roger always wore long sleep clothes

to concealed tattoos of all his kills. Yeah, dude, he had like a skull. He had like, you know, the hardcore, dude, this. This thing's full of shit. This is Navy Seals.com. The fact. This is Navy Seals.

com. Someone hacked their page. Oh, well, yeah. Well, maybe someone hacked their page. Let's take another break from chatting with the bros. Because, listen, it's Thanksgiving. We got a lot to be thankful for family, food. Free bets at Giraff Kings.

We bots. We got a lot to be thankful for family, food, and free. Free brats, Free bats. That's right with Rock King's Sportsbook. And he found out as a fighter and he had tears in his eyes and was telling me to stop fighting. Who? Casey.

Casey Affleck. So random. And that means something to Shavvy. He's like, this shit means something to me, dude. Yeah. It's not about the thing they're saying. It's the person saying it.

Yeah. Is it a, do you think he has a real memory of it? Or like, it's just like, a guy he likes, so in his mind it happened. Maybe he sits on his couch too long. And he gets another one of these stories.

Like one day he's like, his wife's like, what were you doing? He's like, I just met Camaro Anthony in a fucking elevator right now. Carmolo. Camelo. Camillo. Camalo. Carmel. He's got Carmalo.

I just met Carmel Anthony. I just met Carmel Anthony Towns. That's good, dude. You like basketball, huh? And he had tears. his eyes and was telling me to stop fighting. Who? Casey Affleck. Wow. He's like, you don't need to do this, man.

You have so much going for you. He just watched Manchester by the sea. Yeah, or fucking Goodwell Hunting. He, like, replaced the guy and said, you don't need to do this, man. You know what my dream is? Every day I come here and you're gone. I don't see you here.

You're different from us, Will. Or kid, I see you around. Was he acting? He didn't know you. He must have been practicing for a role. Yep. Yeah, it must have arrived before I did that man. It was by the sea. And it worked.

Yeah. And it worked. It was, he was doing Manchester by the C-minus student. And the Oscar goes to Casey Affleck,

Manchester by the C. Damn. Have you seen that movie? No. Oh, I was, it's sad, though. Okay. I'll watch it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's two peck and a movie. It's a movie about Brian. Yeah. It's brutal. Okay. This is the first Oscar and second nomination.

for Casey Affleck. Is he going to say good morning Vietnam when he gets to the mic? He's going to be some shop thing. What do you think it is going to be? I say good morning, Vietnam. Mortal Kombat. Manabana.

Okay. Hello. What's up, Dallas? You guys. Been cheese, beans, cheese. I'm not used to this. Dallas little different. There's some ladies in the crowd tonight.

Shout out to Icarus lives, dude. That was great. Great work like always, dude. The hang is the best Once the regular people are out of there, Thank them. Posted by You'll Do Nothing. I think this is from a new episode of Protect Our Parks.

Okay. It's the hangout afterwards. I had so many memories of us like Some town and just going to anybody in the street. Is there a place to eat around here? Like, wow, it was a foger to chat around. It was like, what? Yeah.

Well, all you need is us. Like in a green room sometimes, like, I don't even want to go to the bar. This is the best. It's the hang. The hang's everything. Yeah, at the mothership, it's like, whenever it's like, we're going under Mitzis. I'm like, yeah, this is a great. This is great.

This is literally what the green room is. It's just them talking about how great it is to hang with them. Can you believe we're all here, dude? It's almost like, I think the funny just doubled it. Dude, honestly, look, it's Shane. It's Ari. It's Mark. It's Joe.

Guys, this is great. Yeah. Imagine that in a. fucking fogg in a shoutty. Yeah. What? What? Somebody walks in,

they just call them gay. And they're like, guys, this is so fun. Yeah, but Mitzies, once it clears out, is perfect.

Yeah. Well, once the regular people are out, yeah. Yeah, once the crowd leads. Well, that's the cool thing about Mitzies.

It becomes a private club after 11 people. Yeah. That's nice. Well, once the regular people are out. Yeah. People don't understand

what a green room is. He took, it to the point where you can't get in there unless you got a fucking code. There's no just walking in. He's so happy, dude. They can't say, you can't do things to hurt people

because they literally can't get in. It's made it so that people are now safe from us. And the code is cack-suck-sucko. Well, once the regular people are out. It's the safest comedy crowds have ever been. Parlesa, all right.

What's this one? Shob lying about the amount of money he spent on helmets immediately retracts once Chin pulls up prices. Posted by Chin Minuto. I'd say 200 bucks. I'm going to say 201.

Who's closer? Both way off. Okay, hold on. Because this is technology. Now, I'm going to actually say $320. We might be getting up to $350. $800.

What? Wait a minute. Hold on. What? Enter bucks. Do you buy a new kid? For a helmet? Yeah.

For the helmet? Yeah. For the deluxe one. The light Apache right there is 408. Damn. Even the Dick's coding it's better. He got suckered. He spent twice.

The highest price that they found, he's been twice. That? Oh, my God. I think he likes that, though. Oh, it's a good thing. That's like the whole Balenciaga thing, right? It's just a shirt. but you pay like an insane amount to have the Balenciaga on it.

You can literally just eat press Balenciaga onto his shirt. If you work at fucking Dick's sporting goods and you see Brendan Schaub come in, here's what you do. Grab a Sharpie, write Balenciaga on a helmet, give it to him for $1,000. Pocket the difference, you're rich. Yeah. Stack that over a week, you're toast. Toast.

He's so dumb. It's a balance. And we just got these in. I don't show them to everybody, but it's a, Balenciaga T-ball bat. I can only sell you five. It's like that's all we have

because look, you can even be like ridiculously, they break really easily. Like who would buy something like that? Yeah. So you've got to get a bunch of them. Okay? You come back. Next week we have Hermes

cleats. Yeah. Here at King Shocks, we actually just did a co-lab with Louis Vuitton and we've got a couple blowers in the back that I got LV on him A co-lap

A co-lap between two gummies That makes no sense That's awesome He would fall for it Yeah Connison But it says that he retracts it Let's see if he returns

Fucking almost 200 bucks So all together $800 you're talking about 400 bucks Yeah yeah Yeah okay 800 dollars If go to Rydell Chin Wow

boring very boring. I mean, I hope that that's not for the future of families is what helmets cost. Yeah. Oh, God. Nightmare matchup posed by Belvedere Deer Deer.

I don't know if you need some sort of like context for this. Is that Thor or who's this? What's his name? Brock Leznor, yeah. He said Thor. I mean, not odd. Look at that.

He looks like a fucking superhero. Yeah. All right. Okay. That'd be a hilarious. Marvel movie. Like that Brock Lesner versus this is the bad guy. Captain Insano. All right. This one's posted by Big Battle 9-416. How was this not the fit for bring your mom to school day? Oh my God. Bean dip addresses. Oh shit. We almost didn't see

Wow. Dude. You'll do nothing. He addresses Gallio 24. I bet you that's not that. though. It's going to be some Chang's dish. Yeah. You'll do nothing posted this. Chen. At Vince dash C6's.

Is that C6 Corvette, my man? I made a realistic, um, I made realistic matchups for U.K. Or U.S. for CCHIC card. You're going, you go on Gallo 12 or Gallo 24?

For me, it's all about family. Someone asked if you knew you guys, trolled. It's so funny. Damn, dude. Okay, he's trying to like do the old, it's very like, you know those, there's some movie a while, a long time ago, where there's a little girl she's getting made fun of for something

and she got, and they're like, oh, now, and she's like, you know what, I am fat. Look at how fat I am. Fat and everyone like loves her. And Chab is trying that right now. Yeah. Which is good for him. I mean, he did not know. No.

Because Gallo is easier to say. say than Gallio. He makes things that he doesn't know more difficult. I mean, it's just even more embarrassing that he said Gallio. Yeah. Where did you get the E, dude? If you would have said Gallo, I would have been like, he trolled this. Dude, pie in my face. You know?

But no, dude, there's not a chance. Where did you get the E from? How fucked up is your brain? There's no E. But, you know, devil's esophagus. D, or it's L-L, looks like L-I, Gallio. Oh, like, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. But then you say, Gallo.

Gio, yeah, well, then it's like. His brain is so much more advanced than ours. He saw one L, one-I. You know why we're wrong here. We can't be devil's esophagus on that is because I'm looking at the board right now. Because of Gio. That's true.

So you're right when you say Gayo. But he can't have gotten that wrong. Well, you're wrong because you're assuming he knows how to read. That is true. He kind of was like, he started reading that thing. He's like, Chin. He read one where he's like, go ahead and, um.

Unreal. I wonder how far into the podcast this was. This is a shop show, yeah. Yeah. It says on the screen. I can't read either. Hey, it's all about family. Someone asked if you knew you got trolled.

It's so funny. Yeah. Yeah. See, he's lying. someone asked if you knew you got trolled it's so funny let him answer the question yeah yeah he said it's so funny it's so funny you remember

remember we talked about this before because he's really upset about getting trolled you know from fast and furious I don't even know I'm into I'm into it definitely no it was uh it's a Gallo 12 or Gallo 24th for those you know it's from fast and fierce when he's in the fast food

restaurant and no he's not enough fucking fast food restaurant you donkey. Oh my God. Gallio was the name of the burger joint? No, it's not. It's not Gallio, man. It's a pizza place.

It's not a burger joint. Is he trolling us now? Yeah. His brain just doesn't work. Yeah. And you can see I go, Gallio 12, Gallo 24. What the fuck I see? No, we don't see that.

You said 24 so quickly. And he still says, he's still saying Gallio. If he, dude, if this happened to one of us, dude, red alert, we're watching all the Fast and Furiouses. If we're going to try to cover it up, you know what I mean? We're going to know all the references. Yeah, I mean, if I get made fun of like this and I want to say something about it, I'm going to try and know what happened.

Failed, dude. So I guess 24. And then I go on a rant about 5.0s and Ford's. Oh, I didn't see the rest of it. Yeah, I go on a rant about, yeah, because I'm like, yeah. Nobody cares about that. Of course there's going to be cars you don't know. And like, you know what's fun, I don't even do as many podcasts.

as you guys, just because I'm doing my, like, my shit right now. But like, if you talk enough, like, sometimes you're going to get tripped up. Yes, we've all said that. Right. But it's different here because he's a truck guy. Yeah. And it's not a car. Mm-hmm. It's not a car. It's nothing. It's not even a real pizza place. It's certainly not a burger joint. It just gets worse. What's your favorite burger joint? So me and Nash are supposed to be burger guys. Oh, I don't know Gallo made burgers. I didn't know Gallo made burgers.

He's like, Paul Walker's twirling a fucking pizza while he says it. All right, let's go to the comments. This is worth it. Tell me how you make a pepperoni pizza. You want to read this first one? Love how he knows all about the reference now, but made no sign he was in on the joke at the time. Bapa, you also did not hesitate.

in the least to give an authoritative answer. It's the over-explaining that gives it away, as usual, like, when he's in the restaurant. This is like when there was a truck winner from Aurora, and he was like, I guess it's like close to Denver. The scene wasn't in the restaurant. It was in the police HQ. And it's a pizza place. He's so mad that he just completely stops reading the fan question and cuts off chin to ask

little gimpy wrist wraps to bring it up for him in the moment he thinks of a car. Sounds like it's living, Renfrey in Bapa's head, Gallio 24-7. That's my time. Thank you, Dallas. Let's see you another top comment. He's lying again.

Oh, so he's breathing. Chin definitely didn't know. No, you didn't fucking know. Most insecure man alive, just a big old pussy shop. He's legitimately laughing at someone for something he did to protect his ego. Yeah.

Wow. I mean, that's probably a clip of the week right there. Wow. Pretty good. Let's do one more. we called it a day. I know it's not the pod, but this is how to handle these

chud comedians. Okay. You haven't seen this? No, posted by Appropriate Duty 930. Are you triggered? Perfect. Is that Nick?

No, no, no. This is a guy named Ben Bancas. I don't know how you say his last name, but I think it's bankers. I think it's Nick. It looks like Nick. It looks like Nick as in his shirt. This is the mask that Nick wears.

He loves bin Binkas. What happened quicker, to be honest, when I looked at you in the beginning. What do you think? This is your moment to speak. What should happen now if this was your... You're good? This is not okay. This is not okay.

Do you have kids? This is great. Look, we could do this the easy way. This is not funny. People are laughing, but this is wrong. This should be illegal. Think it should be illegal to do that? Make some noise if you think everything I should do

should be illegal. And that's why we need the 51st state, folks. Need some freedom of speech. make sure this creature doesn't get into fucking parliament. What? I wonder if Josh Denny watches this and he was like, I was so close, dude. This should have been me. This is trash.

This guy's facts. I forget Josh Denny. I get him mixed up with Josh Terry. Oh, fuck. Yeah, you're right. I mean, Josh Denny's the glasses guy, fat white guy. Pointless. Everything he does is views are great.

no he gets no views yeah if she had power she would take away your rights like not immediately what did you say nobody can say that

ever again like if she could freeze my bank account right now she would freeze my bank account if she had the power to do she might actually she kind of looks like she works at RBC so she might

I love that your friend here's like just trying out to laugh so much that's so much that's so fucking funny, dude. Oh man, these two chicks are great. Yeah, they're just

they don't know what to do, I don't think. Yeah, I'm just confused. She likes you as a friend, because this is pretty funny, to be honest. Like, this is pretty anything. But you're upset, and she's like, I can't laugh because I want you to have, she wants you to have a good night. And I think you will have a good night.

You got the seat through shirt on, tits out. Go to King Street. You'll be, you know, you'll end up on the 80th floor or some golden with a bunch of Arab dudes and don't they? Oh, all right. Really happy. Thank you, Toronto, USA.

You were, uh... What was wrong with it? He was making racist jokes. He's not from Canada. Try a different job. That's so funny. It makes you desperate for Shab's comedy. Yeah.

That was rough. And that guy posted that? He posted himself. What the fuck? I've seen him post a lot of clips prior to this and it's like always kind of just you know it's Josh Denny. Yeah.

It's like good. That's what it is. Oh, it makes more sense now. Yeah. So he liked that. I thought it was good. That's he does that. Are you triggered like unironically?

I mean, I'm going to stop doing that now. I tried to do this. This is so stupid. I tried to do this bit with my wife where I was like, what if comedians were like doctors and the, the doctor goes, I regret to inform you that the results came back and unfortunately the cancer cells have metastasized. Are you triggered? Did that trigger you? Oh, I'm sorry. Did I trigger you? And she was like, don't.

She was like, this is not funny. I was like, really, it's not funny? Oh, it's not good. Is that right? All right. And I did another one. You should try it again and be like, the results came back and you are triggered. The other one was, so this might, you guys should really, in this moment, a lot of times family say the last thing that they want or some things they haven't said.

Just spend time with your dad because he's gay. Your dad's gay. You're laughing. You're serious. That's great. All right. This is Ben Bacca's fucking A material. Are you triggered?

Are you triggered? I guess what? What are you going to go up, be in the top floor with a bunch of Arab guys later? Probably, do you work at RBC? Gay. You know what the best part about that is is if you went home and started crying. If he did or me? He did, he did afterwards.

Probably because that kind of stand-up makes you think that literally the, not to bring back something that we've talked about before, the Green Goblin, it's under control. Yes. Right? There's a mask that's like, hi, hi, Ben. Yeah. Say something about how they're triggered, Ben.

And he's like, no, I don't want to, please. I want to tell, like, original material. No, Ben. No, you have to talk about how trans women are ugly and are molesting people. I don't know what the fuck. They just want our kids. That's what they want, Ben.

Ben, you're gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. Are you triggered, Ben? Oh, I'm not trick. No one's triggered. It's just, we're not offended. We're just kind of bored. No, you're offended, Ben. No, really, you're not offending me at all. I don't really care. Yes, you are. Then the mass starts crying, why do you think I'm funny? We're trying to get you on Rogan, Ben. Wow, I can't believe he posted that, dude. Yeah, it's crazy. It's put to posting yourself as shows a lack of self-aware. He's a martyr, you know, at the end of the day.

Yeah, he's brave. Yeah. He's one of the 250. I wasn't being ironic, but he is a martyr, dude. For him to post it, like other comedians, like Matt Rife and them or whatever, they're just like, no, why would you pose that, bro? What if he really is a martyr? Like, he, so when we see someone doing stand-up well, like, a good joke, like Brent Weinbach, the next Brent Weinbach show, Ben Banca shows up with a bomb strapped to his chest to blow himself up

so that good jokes can't be told. You triggered me, and now I triggered you. Apple. The phone says Apple. Ben Bacchus is being searched in Israel right now. He's a terrorist. Yeah. No. He's a comedian terrorist for sure, but I think that's it for this week. If you want to check out the Patreon, we watch some of Funny A.F.

And then we watch Me Bomb. Yes. So is Gerardo stand-up, Funny A-F? It's not my stand-up. It's me bombing. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's me bombing. Gerardo what he Gerardo does every time he does stand-up. But yeah, love you guys. Have a great rest of your days.

See, next week. It's me doing bin backus, dude.