10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub never talks about INY MAN on EARWAYS | 10 Minutes of Schaub #53

Episode Date: May 30, 2023

Fifty third episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

Keto, I'm trying to eat healthy, Fat Patrick, Cheetos, and lots of Tiger Fay. I'm getting big, look at my head, can't sing. Cat sang futra and watched my diary on YT. Slow cuz I have CT. Hey, C-Barnett, your fiance is dead, I say And I wonder Wouldn't I walk you to my truck If little men could ever think that I was funny If little eat could ever go both ways again The only thing I'll ever ask of them

They got to promise not to laugh when I say Shy High shame One take It's time for my favorite time of the week When you get nearby, but try to speak release surprises today you better actually watch 10 minutes of shop welcome back to 10 minutes of shop thanks for tuning in join the patreon join the discord everything is on spotify now uh but that is

not why you're here, Bapa. What are we doing here? We're here to watch clips. So start the timer now. Play the chain clip. All righty. Well, we've got quite a lot of chips today, Clint. Oh, yeah.

Today's first clip is posted by Danny Dufus. It's called Subreddit Founder Bobby Lee Gives His Real Thoughts About Bapa. Out of all the people we've had on the podcast, who do you think would be the one that we were gossiping about that could be a serial killer? Oh, shit. Run some names. Let's go through some names.

He's kind of that, right? I'm going to throw out a name. A little controversial. He's been on our podcast. Shob. Blank. No, zero. You got it?

Yeah. It's just me. Zero. Zero, too. Yeah, because he's... You'd see Zero too. Yeah, because he's... You'd see him coming. Yeah, I think he would. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think he would leave a lot of track. And he also doesn't know how Reddit works. I'm being serious. You have to know how to do computer stuff. Keep that in. You're right, you're right. He doesn't know how Reddit works. Is that crazy what I just said?

No, no, no. You're right. He doesn't know how Reddit works. Yeah. Yeah what I just said? No, no, no. You're right. He doesn't know how Reddit works. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this our last episode? God, we're bringing it back. Okay, okay, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's move on. Let's move on real quick. Let's move on really quick. All right. First of all, General Lee, thank him. Yes. You know, he started everything.

So, Sha being a killer. Yeah. Do you, what do you think? Do you think he'd be, because he's obsessed with being, he's obsessed with serial killers, right? He kind of watches everything. Do you think he'd be good or bad? Well, I don't think he would.

Yeah. But I'm not, I'm not saying like, would he, obviously I don't think he would kill people, but would, if he was, if he was going to kill, would he be Netflix or blog bus? Well, cut to Ariel Hawane being like, how did podcasting go? How did this go? How did being a serial killer go? How did being a murderer go? Yeah, I don't think so.

I agree. Unlikely to be a serial killer because he's, at the end of the day, he's a numbers guy being, you know, he counts the numbers. And there's no money and there's no marketing and murdering people. And he's a great guy, but I never met him. Exactly. His heart is too big, I think, even though it can be in the wrong place at times.

I just don't see the murder gene in him. Yeah, no. The next clip is posted by TheRealMrVersace. It's called, Is Boppa Transitioning? Since Men Don't Talk About Shit on Earwaves. Oh, yeah, I saw this. I was watching this the about shit on earwaves. Oh yeah. I saw this. I was watching this on a night.

Earwaves classic. Let's see. I've said that it's really, I've heard you say one person, you and I've talked in, I'll talk about certain people that are like crushed it. He'll be like, I don't get it,

but you, you never say only to you. Yeah. But you never say he's not funny. I don't, you just go, I don't, I would never say that.

Yeah. I would never say, but I don't get it's fine. What's that? Like it's not for me or I don't get it I would never say that I would never say that but I don't get it's fine what's that? like it's not for me or I don't get it like yeah he's crushed it I don't get it

meaning like I don't like his comedy's not for me yeah but I would never say that publicly no I would never diss a comic publicly

I just that's bitch shit no and I don't say it I would say it maybe to you well men don't do that either men don't get on I don't do that shit earwaves and talk shit unless you. Well, men don't do that either. Men don't get on the airwaves and talk to you. Unless I'm going to talk to you fucking face to face. Like if I get.

After you cook me a hot dog. You can tell he's mad because his worst insult is you not being a man. Yeah. You know, like men don't do that. I was like, is it that women do that? And the airwaves thing, that's just classic. Yeah. I can't help but think he's talking direct.

I know he doesn't know who we are and we don't matter. Nobody knows who you are. Hey, Timo, is she a blog buster? But I can't help but shake the feeling when I watch clips like that that he's talking directly to us. Yeah, also too though, but he's unique.

And I think the sooner he accepts that truth, then this becomes better for him. Yeah, he is unique. He should realize that more. There's nobody doing what he's doing, right? The yellow shoes and the yellow hat, that's like Willy Wonka shit. He looks crazy.

He looks like he's about to start making candy and helping Willy Wonka kill kids. He dresses wild. He's right though, man. Here's my rules, here's brendan cooney's rules number one don't talk about big guys getting into small cars of any size yeah okay number two if big guys get into cars it's like how do they fit into that yeah okay number three men don't talk about other men on earwaves. Right.

Talking about other comics, whether it could, you can not get it. Yeah. But don't talk about it. But he has a whole show where he talks about fighters. That's right. Predominantly male. And he talks smack about, and he has a literal beef with Errol Awani where he says, no, I've never worked with him before, but everybody, everybody I've talked to says that he doesn't

play well with others. Yeah. It's like, that's a, that's you talking shit on your ways, Papa. Everybody I've talked to says that he doesn't play well with others. It's like, that's you talking shit on your ways, Papa. Which, by the way, there's two parts of the Ariel Hawane saga that we're not going to watch here because they're both 15 minutes long, but they're excellent. Yeah, and also a great Bob Marley song. Yes. Could you be loved?

Yeah. Never seen it, but. Never heard it. Okay, so this one's posted by SufficientElk5405. It's called, Norman scared to say Rogaine doesn't get his jokes. Who said Rogaine? Is that the way that Bapa says his name?

I think it's probably just a different way of saying it. Play on words. Play on names. Let's see here. So he doesn't get your jokes. Oh, yeah. I don't know if we want to talk about this on air. Oh, well. We can just say some comics.

Let me check. Really? Am I blurring his name then? Wow. I just don't want to. There's so much drama, you know, with those two names and bleep the name that I just said. And when I said it the other time and he did it, but use the burp

for every time we say. Oh, that's good. Yeah. I just don't like talking about, you know, like I get it. Half the comics are trashing. There's a new special out and half the comics like this suck. That's I'm like, yeah, you know, we're still human beings with feelings. I don't even like talking about graphs.

We'll be right back afterwards. We're sponsored. Funny. Joe Rogan. He's not, he won't say Joe Rogan because he, he's worried he won't be in the show. He's worried literally that Joe Rogan will beat him up.

Yeah. Attack him. Yeah. Ah, what are you doing? Oh man. Oh, punch pal.

Wow. What's up with that accent? Every New York comic has a little bit of that. Oh, the transatlantic. Wow. What's up with that accent? Every New York comic has a little bit of that transatlantic. Yeah. The, it's like, do you get it before you go to New York or after? Cause you watch everybody go. I like the exit. Yeah, no, I mean, it's funny. I'm not saying it's not funny. And Norman, you know, I don't really want to comment on Norman, but you know, I'm not saying it's not funny. It's basically two clips saying the same thing.

You don't want to talk about men on earwaves. Yeah. I'm doing exactly what they're doing. I'm redacted. I'm going to be the most redacted. Some would say the most redacted. It just attacks you eventually. Eventually you're all, we're all pretty blockbusters.

We think Bapa's dumb, but he's really connected to the innermost part of our brains. It could happen to anybody. Yeah. Okay, of any size. Yeah. At any facet. So we missed this one last week,

and you mentioned it on the episode. Atrocious. This one's called a couple new words from previous episode posted by idownvotecakedays. Yeah, this was a really good clip, and it was atrocious that we missed it. Yeah. We apologize.

Kicks them out and the headlines are atrocious. And then on spinoffs to me. That one, the second one, the unspinoffs. It's almost like you could see his brain malfunctioning. Yeah. On spinoffounced to me. You know how my car's making that noise? Yeah.

And you can kind of tell that it's the CD player? Yeah. That's like watching Papa say unspannounced. What? That's like what a jester says to the king. Unspannounced. Yikes. Brain issue.

Yeah. Hitrocious is great, though, too. Hitrocious is great though too atrocious pretty good yeah yeah and what the sad part about it is that he doesn't mean he wants to say the real we all know what the word is yeah he says it crazy he says it crazily wrong and then the guest doesn't say anything yeah and it really is like um it's funny because he seems okay but if he starts getting worse it's going to be kind of sad you know i hope it's just like he's stupid and not well i'm not no it's not that he's stupid he's great i want it to be no no no he's not stupid i don't think he's stupid i think just he just has a speech impediment maybe okay hopefully it's that and that's some sort of brain and also too like he have you ever been in the position i have i'll tell you right now where you

think you know what a word means, but you don't know what it means. Oh yeah. There's that. I think we did a whole, actually, you know what? We did an episode on Josh Rardo together. Remember that shit where we went over all the words, like the sayings wrong or whatever.

Yeah. And some of them, a lot of them we didn't know. Yeah. Shocker, I don't know some. But like, I think he's a victim of that. And maybe he learns the meaning, but then he forgets how to say it. You know what I mean?

Yeah, that's possible. Cause he's using it at the right times. It's just true. Say it right. Yeah. Yeah. Where does he get that for an unbeknownst?

No one said that. I mean, I'm definitely here. I'm not trying to say that it's fine. It is kind of, it is atrocious how he misses so many words. Okay. So this one's also posted by I downvote cake days. It's called tear to

my eye. Let's see what this is about. I finally got around to the Conor McGregor documentary. I had a sense of sadness because that was such a great time. It was such

a unique time in mixed martial arts that just so happens when I started Conor's Rise started so it's close to my heart because to me that was such a special time it was a magical time it was a magical time straight up magical time but yeah that Conor stuff was cool man it was so cool again special time for for me. I had a six-year career with Showtime. And yeah, man. It's just dear to my heart. And watch that, dude. I'm teared up, dude.

It was a good time. You were out. Exactly. I was part of that. You've been along on the ride, Jim, since day one? It was one of the most memorable times of my life. Me too, man. Nuts.

Such a good time for us. Special fucking time, man. And it's never going happen again no just not that's okay it's just different times just such a special time it made me sad it made me sad because i don't think we'll have that again special special time oh yeah but that was a special time man special special time point is that con Conor McGregor doc is amazing. Happy Hippocratum. It's supposed to make you focus better and perform better,

but he just said that same thing over and over again, and he says all these words wrong. Yeah. Tear to my heart? Yeah. Is that like tear to my eye or something? Yeah, tear to my heart. He's just trying to be different. Different. Yeah. Look at to my heart? Yeah. Is that like tear to my eye or something? Yeah, tear to my heart. He's just trying to be different.

Different. Yeah. Look at the crowd tonight. That guy's like, fuck that, dude. People are like, fuck that, dude. That makes no sense. Krispy Kreme. This makes sense.

People are like, well, yeah, fuck that. Yeah. I feel bad, dude. I feel so bad. Cause why? You know, cause that was a special time and it, you know,

it's special time for me too. It's just how so? No, it was just a special time. Cause we, I see. Okay. So it's a bit you're doing.

I see. If I said I was going to do a bit, no, but that time was special to me for sure. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he,

uh, he was on showtime and he bet on himself yeah i think that um special time if you compare the two what he's doing it doesn't make sense because connor was like the best fighter in the world kind of right and then shab has all these clips of him losing in embarrassing fashion to these guys and getting maybe brain damage well i think no that was before then the time so this is so he's retired yes he was doing well at showtime while he was doing well with firing the kid that's why the video itself is showing all the millions of views i'm redacted okay so it was during that time um yeah so i guess that makes sense of what this guy is saying is it's kind of like shit. Shop is just like obsessed with themselves.

Kind of narcissistic. Is that what you're saying? I don't want to be that guy, but yeah, but that's what it means, right? Probably, probably.

Oh, it's a, you know, it's up to you. You're saying like, is that what this guy's trying to say? But it's literally shop only talking, but they added the clips.

Yes. Remember, there's a very, everything you watch in Chang's. Yeah. It's an edited clip. Shop is just an ingredient. Yeah.

They have a theme. They're trying to prove their theme. All right. And if I keep talking, it's going to get even more ridiculous. Next show. Yeah. This is special time.

All right. So the next clip is posted by to Doro key to, Oh, let me see. To the Roki. T O D O R O Koki. Oh, let me see. Todoroki. T-O-D-O-R-O-K-I. It's a long clip. Also, some of these clips may involve sound and music, so we might have to cut them out,

but we will talk about them. You'll know what clip they are because I'm saying it now. Yeah, so, but the one, because I've seen this before, and the song is What Makes It Funny. Yeah. So if you have to cut it out, just so you know,

it's the, we could be heroes for just one day yeah but not the bob dylan one it's some other version or not bob dylan not jacob uh posted by to the roki it's called memorial day salute to the thousand thank them the the end what got me really laughing was the pushing the mic away so you can laugh yeah it's just so unrealistic yeah like there's just no way that something no offense to that other con what's the other guy's name uh i think it's no no no akash yeah akash right i'm sure he's funny or whatever but there's just no way yeah that something was that funny yeah they had to push the micro, I'm dying. Yeah. Oh, duh.

Like there's no, and they must be having a lot of sex. Everybody in the clip, because all of it is like sex act outs. Yeah, but okay. So what I wanted to say, right?

Listen, so the clip itself is probably going to be cut out of the episode, but it's basically about the physical comedy of these very successful comedians. Right. I think where all of it is wrong and what makes it all funny and okay is that Rogan is basically proclaiming. There's only thousands of them,

right? Right. A thousand of them. Yeah. That's hilarious. But what I don't think is funny is like to make fun of things that are funny in the moment. Yeah.

Taking it out of context and putting it into a video with the sad song on it. That's not, it's just, that's not funny to me. Saying that there's a thousand of them and then like seeing what they're doing. The, obviously the equation equals a laugh. Yeah. The setup and punch is funny. Yes. But I just, there's something like, I don't know.

I'm very against of like taking things out of context, especially for comedians. Cause like, like they, they are a victim of their time. Really. Right now, everything's fucking stupid. Nothing's good. Right? For whatever reason, you kind of fall in line with that. I see what you're saying and I agree.

But in that video, I think the way I interpret this video, so some of it like the dolphins fuck people that was that's not funny yeah that was never funny yeah so that makes sense the thing that brian is doing where he's dancing or whatever it is i haven't seen it before but i'm sure it's not funny yeah but towards the end of the video i think he's just whoever made this he she um they they're kind, it's like it turns like a little switch because it gets to the point where it's Bert laughing with-

Tom. Yeah. And those are like, at least Tom is good at stand-up. I mean, I like Bert, but we'll get destroyed for that. But I think, and then it's like Shane at the end doing whatever they have on their podcast. And he's good at standup. Yeah.

So it's not all, I think it's kind of just like making fun of comedy should just, well, who cares what it should be, but it's just like, it's funny. It's a goofy shit. You do it to be entertaining. It doesn't have to be this thing where Joe and all those guys talk about like how important it is. There's only a thousand murder. That's when it gets like a little bit.

Cause they like, it's an ad nauseum cliche at this point, even say it, but every podcast is the same. Oh, the dude, man. Remember those days,

man. Oh yeah. That was like, we were in the shit. Yeah. Talking about, it's almost like they're the Chicago bulls talking about Jordan's run or something.

But it's not that serious. Also with me and you, there's like things that we say before we start recording the things we say, right? That are very embarrassing, right? And in the moment, we fully believe it and that's what adds to the embarrassment

of it, right? Yeah. And imagine having that. We're always going to have those moments. Sure. Out of context, it'd be embarrassing. Yeah. And so, yeah, not all of it. Also, just like that, I don't know, so that clip is just a joke i'm all for it dude i'm all for being like part of but what bugs me i think is the fact that it is disrespectful to people that i do respect as far as the art goes yeah like achieving that amount of success is very hard i'm assuming i don't know i've never fucking achieved it you know so like it's it's

just like monday morning courting backing like people that are trying their best at something that they love so this clip is funny to me if he means it or they mean it the way we think we they mean it but it's not as funny if it's like another one of these people because some of the people on the subreddit just clearly hate comedy yeah they hate anybody that does it they're like comedy sucks and you suck you you have pubes on your face or whatever it is so but i don't get that fuck you and i hope you fucking i'm gonna comment every time and you have no you have small teeth and i hope you die but um the way this this clip is just kind of funny because he's riffing like we do on the a thousand comedians.

Like that's always going to be funny. Anytime someone's super serious about something very easy to make fun of it, which I think is what they're doing. But yeah, Tom obviously is going to stand up. Joe is a great host. Blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And also to Shane and Shane's great. Yeah. Shane and Matt speaker podcast is great.

I've never really watched it other than the clips on the show, but I'm sure it's funny. Cause yeah, the clips are funny. It's hilarious. Yeah. Shane and Matt's speaker podcast is great. I've never really watched it other than the clips on the show, but I'm sure it's funny. Cause yeah, the clips are funny. It's hilarious. Yeah. Bert Kreischer is funny. Yeah.

He's, I think jumped the shark in a way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tom Segura is great. Yeah. Whitney Cummings.

I do. I can't tell you how much I dislike Whitney Cummings, but even then I have respect for the fucking grind of just standup. I don't give a fuck about she produced a show. Also, she probably has a lot more privilege than others in, in achieving that, but like to go and do it all the time and to be that bad at it,

it's just like so amazing to me. Well, men shouldn't talk about people on earwaves. Yeah. So you're right there. You're wrong, but no way. I don't,

I don't understand the Whitney Cummings thing. Yeah. Like they, like Brian and a shop would say, I don't get it. But anyways, it. Yeah. Like they, like Brian and a shop would say, I don't get it. But anyways, it's just like the disrespectful thing gets on my nerves whenever like, and then I just,

I just want it to be known that I don't like being disrespectful, but the thousand comedians thing is hilarious. I get what you're saying. Yeah. I get what you're saying. All right, well let's go to this next one. It's a Brian,

the Ray pest origin story posted by One Usual 4460. It's a ricochet. They're like someone over by the rifle range probably hit a rock. I go, it goes all the way the fuck over here. Like, what are you talking about, man? Just keep fishing, bro. This is the Boy Scouts in New Hampshire. Okay, listen, survival of the fittest.

They would take kids, pull them out of their cots, like pick their cots up, and tie them up and leave them in the middle of the woods. And it was pitch dark. You couldn't see your hand. You couldn't see your hand. I went to camp out there. I got molested. Did you?

Yes. What happened? Oh, you talked about this. I know. Didn't you tell us a story on the podcast? I don't know. It doesn't matter. It wasn't.

I mean, molested was. What are you, a girl? You're going to tell us a story? Yeah, dude. Oh, it doesn't matter. Tell the story, though. Didn't he? Well, yeah. Didn't Officer Greg suck your greg suck your dick so well no i woke up i woke up with dan his name was uh uh with a fistful of madong and uh and i had a morning boy hard on

and i was like what's going on and he was like doing this i was like i do this usually why is he doing this i remember going i do this why is he i didn't even didn't occur to me so i go to my buddy donnie i go ah probably 11 and i go i go to my buddy donnie hey man this guy you know me i'm like this guy dan was playing with my dick and my buddy john goes he's playing with my dick too and donnie goes he sucked mine and i go i'm telling my mom so i waited like a little tiger in the tall grass. He sucked mine. Yep. Donnie got his dick sucked.

He was getting it done repeatedly. He wasn't like a violent child. Shab is stupid. He doesn't understand. He doesn't understand. He never. That's the great thing about Shab is he never understands the gravity of the moment. Whether you've been molested, your fiance just died.

He will never get it. And that's almost like sweet in a way. For real. Yeah. No, really. whether you've been molested, your fiance just died, he will never get it. And that's almost like sweet in a way. For reals. Yeah, no, really. Because it's like that moment where you're talking about something really sad and tragic, it's sad and you feel bad. Someone like Shab, he doesn't mean it negatively or in a sinister way.

He clearly just doesn't understand how to process something like that. Yeah. So he's like, and he got his dicks sucked. like oh that's i guess we can laugh how stupid he is and thank you because it's almost like he cares but he just doesn't get it's like it's as if he focuses on one thing and forgot that it's a story about a kid getting mal you know what i mean but he hears dick getting sucked and he's like oh donnie got his dick sunk you know here's blowjob or here's like a way that you can be funny that someone's gay and he's like oh oh, Donnie got his dick sunk. Yeah, here's blowjob or here's like a way that you can be funny that someone's gay. And he's like, oh, this could be a gay joke.

It was sad, but now it's not sad because now we're pretending to be gay again. And then enter the comments where people are like, but he did this and he did that and he did this. You know, he tried to walk me to my truck, you know. So I feel like there is some sort of wherewithal inside of his head. Yeah, no, I'm not giving him a full pass for his actions. That's just in this, in these instances. instances yeah it is almost sweet let's see sure did it wasn't a violent guy he was probably a guy who he had a beard i remember was bald head terribly athletic not athletic at all i threw a ball at him and he clapped like he was clapping at a bug

and then he he just loved boys and I went and told my mom. What did you tell your mom? How did you tell your mom? Well, my mom wasn't there so she didn't come for about two weeks and he kept asking me why I wasn't going on more trips because I was just taken. I was like not signed up for any more canoe trips. Was it just that one time?

Did you have to walk in a canoe? It was just... You were asleep in a canoe? The math's not math in there. I was in camp for two months, I believe. Did he get your dick sucked You were asleep in a canoe I don't know The math's not math I was in camp For two months I believe Did he suck your dick

No he never sucked my dick How close did he get to it He just had He just had Well he was It was hard We were all in the tent It was probably me

And like a couple other guys And he had his hand In my In my sleeping bag Playing with my My little My little wiener Give me like

A jujitsu position Does he have you in side control? Nope. I'm lying next to him. Is he ski-polling? And he's looking. He's ski-polling. Tents are small, bro.

There's three kids. He's probably like this. Two fistfuls. Oh, yeah, maybe. Sucking Dunny off. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah, these are not the people to talk about molestation with. Yeah.

Wrong guys to bring it up, you know? Talk to a therapist, I think. Job is like doing like, and then adding his riffs on kids being molested. Oh my God, dude. This was Job's great time.

Dude, I'm just thinking back to when we used to make fun of Brian and talk about how funny it was that that guy sucked his dick or whatever also by the way scratch everything that i said earlier about him phoning in on the dick sucking i think he's fully aware what's what's happening i mean his brain is pretty small yeah yeah oh my god i i know that i was looking at threesome with donnie i was look i had woken up like this i wasn't a threesome problem

This explains Why are you fucking rubbing your head? That's gotta be an internet meme this explains so much It's fucked up the laugh. Why are you laughing at that? That's so rude. There's a big difference between being molested and then being fucked. And so, you know, for me, and I knew that. He was minorly molested. You're crazy if you don't think Donnie was fucking him too.

No. Oh my God, dude. What? Why? Yeah. What is Shab? His brain. He goes to places I don't go.

He just goes. But yeah, I don't go. He just goes. But yeah, I don't get how he gets that. Why would you assume that? To quote the great Will Sasso, sometimes the best thing to say is, I don't know. To add to it and keep going and whatnot. None of it makes any sense. But also too, I can relate because when you're first being a comedian,

you're like, I got to make a joke about everything. Boom. You're right. You got the best brains for the arts, B. You do kind of just say stuff. Yeah. And then you realize as you're saying, oh, that's not, I shouldn't say that.

Yeah. Chob has never gotten to the point where, oh, I shouldn't say that. Well, the thing is he's on like the biggest platform and then he doubles down. Yeah, but it's been years now and he's still doing shit like this. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. So like us, we learn from silence.

We realize, oh, nobody likes what we're doing. But for him, it's just like a fucking echo loop of like just people enjoying it. First of all, because there's so many people listening and then a bunch of haters be that don't like it. But he's like, but all these other people love this shit, dude. He's learned the wrong lessons. He's

learned post and ghost. Yeah. That's not really what you should be doing. Yeah. Let's see. Donnie. Donnie didn't want me to tell anybody. And I was like, I'm telling my mom.

I almost got molested by a guy. Yeah. Came real close. Didn't realize that the guy was creeping on me until the very end. Neither did I. I thought he was nice. I thought he was nice, but he was getting weird.

He was getting weird. He was showing up drunk. How'd you know him? I used to was nice, but he was getting weird. He was getting weird and he was showing up drunk. How did you know him? I used to go fishing near this place called Jamaica Pond. And Jamaica Pond was this place in Jamaica Plain. Everybody in Boston has almost been molested. It's just a city of people that have been molested. I knew right away.

Thank God I didn't grow up in Boston. Jamaica Plains. It had really good fishing. I could walk to it. It seems weird, but Boston, it rains a lot. You have ponds and lakes and shit, sometimes near cities. And this was a real legitimate trout pond. And we would go fishing there all the time.

You'd catch bass there, trout. But they would stock it with rainbow trout. I loved fishing back then. I'd fish all the time. I'd fish every day after school. So much fun. It was just peaceful. And it's fun catching fish.

It's like one of those things, kids love it. When I caught my first trout, I was like, holy shit. I brought it in and I picked it up and I took it home and I cooked it. I couldn't believe I caught a fucking trout. It's very exciting to me. Anyway, this dude used to jog by and he used to talk to me and my friend Josh. I love how Brendan can't stop laughing. It's nothing funny. We used to go fishing me and my friend josh brendan can't stop laughing it's nothing funny

go fishing at this place all the time dude's probably dead now because i was it was before i moved to newton i moved to newton when i was 14 so i was living in jamaica playing it's probably 13 ish somewhere around that and he's probably new you have had barbecue dude like late 50s so he comes around not as good as denver though you know fishing like what do you catch like sit down with us for a little bit and talk with us very friendly and then he'd take off and he kept doing it like over and over again come by very friendly softening you up yep softening us up feelers uh he would offer us some food he would give us some food like like a cake or something probably like rub his balls you have no idea right yeah probably give you like a cookie that just had deep in his balls no idea I ran it over my crack who

knows what he did right but I didn't know any better I was 13 I just didn't know any better I had one experience when I was younger when I was like seven years old I was at a library in San Francisco and I was looking at his books and I was looking these monster books this guy came up to me like you like monster books I go. Yeah, he was I got monster books out my car go. Oh really and this guy's car and Just got out of jail so I run away Ryan's probably getting to... Who knows? Who the fuck knows?

Fuck, man. Most likely molest me. I dodged. If it's a good day, right? If it's a good day. I don't even know what that means, Chubb. What do you mean if it's a good day? Maybe if it's a bad day, he kills you.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. No, you caught that and I didn't. We've watched so much Chubb that I can try to decipher. Yeah, you almost speak full on Chub yeah job and ease i was listening to the joe rogan experience with michio kaku and they were talking about uh what is it called those computers uh super like

mega whatever computers that work on like an atomic level okay and how like it's going to be impossible to have any kind of code for the cia and stuff like that but i doubt those computers will be able to fucking decipher what shops trying to say it, you know, do use nanotechnology to decipher shop isms. So what do you think? What is that?

Is that a Brian's origin story? I just want to make fun of Brian for toe holds and how he says Afghanistan weird. Yeah, that's what I am. That's my sweet spot. This one's posted by East masterpiece five, eight,

six, two. It's called CTE hit and bop a hard. I saw the documentary though. That's my sweet spot. This one's posted by East Masterpiece 5862. It's called CTE Hittin' Boppa Hard. I saw the documentary, though. It was a hit piece, but they fucked up because they allowed all the girls to talk. Some girls are like, I don't know what the fuck these girls are talking about. A few moments later. But anyways, yeah.

The documentary was a hit piece, but then they fucked up because they allowed all the girls to talk. Do I have a time machine? God damn, dude. Diddler got him. Got him. Got caught by the diddler. Batman lost that one. Shobman. He's wearing the denver nuggets uniform now because they're in the finals but also he's from denver right yeah he's from there yeah yeah so that one he's not really a fair

weather a fan there yeah it makes sense but it's too much stuff probably yeah cuts to the compilation of him wearing other basketball jerseys he's got a a lot. He's got like a pink Celtics hat. All right, so this one's posted by the real Mr. Versace. It's called No Cats Mentioned. Baba gonna be in tears, B. Tear to my heart. Can't talk.

I know you want this, but what's up with the Rat King thing? Oh, the name? Yeah. Yeah, some people just called me the rat king a long time ago and i think it just stuck you know how do you get that nickname they had a character that was on teenage mutant ninja turtles yeah and i think i look like that guy what the fuck's his name rat king no i thought it was a oh rat or uh master splinter master splinter you know this is a different character sorry i don't know.

I think I've always just been kind of like a fucking... You know, you can't really get rid of a rat, you know? It's like they're always going to be around. They're fucking... They got other rats around them. It's like... I wouldn't bring it up either. Yeah.

Theo's headed on to greener pastures. Yeah. Yeah, why bring up something that you're embarrassed of? Yeah. Yeah, that's... I watched that whole episode. You did? Yeah. Only waiting for the mention of Brendan Shaw. Nothing.

Zero mentions. That was like the end of the episode. That was the closest they got. There you go. Do you think they were kind of conscious of like maybe it goes into Brendan Shaw? Of course they want the clip. they're a podcast like any other podcast i would love to get more viewers and you know clipped out they don't need more viewers you never want you know your numbers guy b you get it they're huge i mean

they may be huge but they're marketing geniuses they want more views okay and they know papa equals views honestly like uh audio is king dude oh yeah audio is king audio is king yeah youtube was all down around the boards you don't even know what their lips in is baby yeah daddy you don't know what their lips in his daddy all right let's go to this one this one's great it's posted by c100 it's called delicious delicious dish from santino yeah Yeah. Confirmed homeless? Question mark. Bobby did not like this one bit, B. What did you eat?

A California burrito. Of course. It's my favorite, dude. I know. French fries, avocado, cheese, sour cream, carne asada, pico de gallo. And you pour that salsa. They didn't make homemade salsa down there,

but I got to tell you, that carne asada was something off the side of the road. Yeah. Good. That was good. Yeah. I heard him. He called into the door cast pod.

It was funny on that, too. Oh, interesting. Yeah. We're Schwartzy. Yeah. All right. All right. Next clip.

Yeah. So this one's posted by Solomer. It's called Andrew Dyglay Sugs Off Toe and Toe Gets the Big Cats Confused. The point I was making, I brought you up and I said, you know, I'm going to have to do this podcast right. I got to tell Joe my feelings about the thing we were talking about last night. The only reason why I wanted to watch this clip is to hear your Andrew Dice Clay impression. Oh, the Dice Clay yeah okay well let's play it a little bit longer

let's go and I don't want him mad because I've always said the one person I've told this to so many comics I go the one person you never want to fuck with

and get angry is Rogan that includes me you know I go you can fuck with any comic they're all insecure they they get scared if they see a fly i go don't fuck with rogan because you're another guy the one comic you gotta hear the material about race is Brendan Shaw. Okay? The gringo puppy. All right? Hickory dickory dock. Your mother was eating

carne asada. I'm trying to like, little, what is it? Little boy blue. Watch T-Fed K. Watch it. This club is different

Okay Fat people are like Fuck that Fat people are like Donuts? Oh! Shabish Andrew Dice Shab

Yeah, Andrew Dice Shab I would have to think about it for a while And then I can write some quotes The first time at the comedy store, I had to suck Joey Diaz's dick for five minutes in the belly room. I got the best brains for the yachts, bitch. Bitch. Instead of saying B, he says bitch.

Yeah, he says F, grab. Absolutely. What's in the... Men don't talk about other men on the awaits. The e-waits. yes all right let's finish this all right that does the fucking and she goes well are you gonna tell him this i go you know what i owe it to myself because if i don't tell him this then i'm not the man i say i am you know The lion isn't the king. It's the tiger?

Yes. Tigers fuck up lions. Do you understand what you've done to me? Yeah. They're bigger. No, but you don't get it. My whole life, I've based off the lion being the king of the jungle I have a gold lion

with diamonds in it I have a mat at my house do you know why they're the king of the jungle I saw it all explained well I'll tell you why because the tiger

doesn't live there you know who would know that already a shop he loves animals yeah but yeah I mean that's a funny bit at the end.

That's a funny bit. And Dice Clay, I love him, so. The tiger's not homeless? Listen, I had no idea that lions and tigers were smarter than Sharp. Oh, my God. So do the tigers work at P.F. Chang's? I'm trying to think of something. It's like what's in the bowl, bitch.

What did Brennan say? What's in the cratum? What's in the sink, bitch? What's in the sink, bitch? Fuck. If I had said what's in the sink, bitch, that would have been so fucking. I mean, you said it. Yeah.

So it's fine. I've ruined it. I should have just let you say that. What's in the sink, bitch? Yeah. Perfect. All right. Well, that's the last clip for today. All right. Thanks it's fine. I've ruined it. I should have just let you say that. What's in the sink, bitch? Perfect. All right. Well, that's the last clip for today. All right. Thanks for tuning in. Have a great week.