10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub REALLY HATES CROCS! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #18

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

Eighteenth episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

You used to watch me watching shop clips Late night when you need a laugh I know when the shop clip plays That my friend might be kinda gay Ever since I played that shop clip ten Stop at my favorite time of the week When you get near, bop, but try to speak Release surprises today

You better act care. Watch 10 Minutes of Shop. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. I hope you enjoyed that new little Drake riff we did. I don't know if it was good or not. That was on you, Papa. I know, it was all me.

It was all me this time. Joining me is my friend Daniel Cabral. We've invited somebody. Hey. He loves Brendan Chubb, he said. I think he was kidding, but we've invited somebody in to watch Shobclips, mix it up and see if you want somebody else to be exposed to this. Yeah, but do you guys watch it immediately?

Yeah, starting the timer now. Let's do it. Let's do it, Papa. All right, so this first one's called, Cuck Callan doesn't have the balls to call Brenda out for being a redact. Oh, really, dude? What's a redact? A redact is a retard.

Oh. Is it what it is? Yeah. Didn't someone correct us? No, people commented that. Okay. All right. Now, Herbert, the starting quarterback for the Chargers,

also broke three ribs this past weekend, and he'll still play through it. Damn. He will? Dude, Drew Brees broke four ribs. He'll play? He'll play? You broke ribs fighting?

Fighting, yeah. This is a super hard thing for a shot at Star Wars. No. All these different words. Oh, my God. It's so painful. Post Malone, he shouldn't cancel any dates. Well, no.

Hold on. Because when you're singing, though. You've got to breathe, bro. There's a lot of pressure on there. You know, Drew Brees won the MVP with four broken ribs. He broke them the first game. Won MVP of the NFL. He was getting constantly hit. Ooh, them the first game. One MVP of the NFL was getting constantly hit. That's brutal.

Get up there. Get up there and sing, though. But also, get up there and sing. And there's no drug testing. You can take cortisone shots, all sorts of shit. Are you saying shut up and sing? Yes. Oh, yeah.

It's like Drew Brees, shut up and do this. I thought you couldn't breathe in no you can I mean it sucks it's uncomfortable but I don't know why

Brendan Lowe's rubbing that fucking leg dude he's saying Boo Breeze that's I hear it

he keeps saying Boo Breeze Broken Breeze is that not his name no his name is Drew Breeze oh fuck alright

gotcha we may have a shot fan on the class today. Boo-bree, boo-ga-boo. Why is Callan doing this? Is it because of what he's saying is not true or something? I think so. Did he really win with four broken ribs? Yeah, probably not.

You know, Kurt Angle won the Olympic with a broken freaking neck, dude. Oh, really? Yeah, you didn't know that shit? No. That's his whole thing. He won the fucking Olympic gold medal and he had a broken neck. I don't know. I feel like I'm in a Shob clip right now.

I don't trust anyone now. Shob lies so much that now you're adding information that doesn't sound true. This is about Posty. Posty, he fell on that little horse. Yeah, Post Malone fell on stage and broke ribs.

Apparently he was just bruised. And so what is Brandon saying? That he should have kept singing. That's hilarious. What are you No, when you break your ribs, you can't even breathe most of

the time. Yeah, well, he should have had some abdominal muscles, dude. Post needs to work out. Post Malone is definitely not. And even if what they

said about Drew Brees is true, I mean, there's a difference between a guy that probably drinks and smokes all the time and raps and, you know, top athletes yeah you know all right so this next one's called in a rare display of humility poor ticket sales are confirmed damn here goes but i

think we are headed towards kind of that lane where you have your audience your built-in audience and you don't want to bow down or censor to anybody so a lot of guys are doing it there where you have your audience, your built-in audience, and you don't want to bow down or censored anybody. So a lot of guys are doing it there. Now you have to be at a certain level. I don't think I'm there. I don't, I don't think about that level where I can just say, fuck it.

Is there a way that we could black out on the, the video BGL space? Can we do that? Yeah. After that would be so funny. I don't know. Let's do that. That's hilarious. It will play while...

Do you know who BGL is or no? No. So this guy back here, this man's name is Big Gay Lion. Why? Because he looks like that. Because he looks like a big gay lion. Alright. And on the Reddit, nobody shows him any respect. Whenever he speaks, they mute

his voice and his face is always covered by something. That's funny like mute his voice and his face is always covered when his voice is like we couldn't figure it out for a long time why we just thought they were made i thought i honestly thought they were making donkey noises when shop talked to shit on him but it was just whenever bgl would talk oh that's really is he is he fucking a comic or something or is he just a guy i think he's a guy that's friends with Schaub or something. He's on the show. He's terrible. He's just catching strays.

Well, he's like obsessed with himself or something. All right. Everybody go to the Louis C.K. or Andrew Schultz way. I think you are. I appreciate it. I really would take his ass last night at bed to differ. No, I'm just kidding. Beg the differ?

I beg the difference. He said he's going the Louis C.K. way. I mean, come on, dude. There's a big difference Don't sell yourself short Don't shop yourself short Now you're doing this Now you're doing this

He's rubbing off on us It is contagious It's hard not to Yeah uh huh Cause he's got big ol' lips bro I do that shit You think that's why He talks weird

Yeah yeah sometimes Cause it's like He got some So it's that And the CTE Daniel's saying it's lips sound off in the comments it could be lips bro

you think he has a lisp too? no he just has a lot of tings like when you got big ol' juicers oh yeah Latino Theo Vaughn on the podcast are you homeless as fuck or what? I would love to be Theo Vaughn I mean me too he's a love to be Theo Vaughn. I mean, me too. He's a very funny guy.

No, T-O-Vaughn. T-O-Vaughn. Whoa, dude. Uh-oh, dude. I'm about to get replaced as a host. God damn. This one's called 20 Years Ago Be Guarantee. Here goes.

You know people commit suicide after the first Avatar that was 20 years ago? I can't believe it. it's 20 years old wait wait you gotta go back go back yeah it's 20 years old i want to hear the whole thing sorry you know people commit suicide after the first avatar that was 20 years i can kind of believe that because people that's real when's real. When did it come out? 2000... It's 20 years old. 2002? No. It's 20 years old. Come on. Because part two is coming out 20 years later.

Hey, James Cameron, could you hurry up? 2009. 2009. Not 2002. Still. He's just so good at it he's so good at being ridiculous I mean he said the suicide thing made me laugh because like he just Shob never gives the right

like whatchamacallit context or feeling of what he's saying he's like you committed suicide and it was like it's a deep dark thing he says it like it's a dark thing after the first avatar that was he says it like it's kind of like a funny interesting fact the way he has that sassiness too you know people committed suicide and then he's so adamant but yeah it's hilarious how do you feel now daniel you were

trying to tell us that avatar is good oh it's great it's great it's great i mean i don't fuck it i watched it again in theaters and imax 3d and like this person behind me was ready to hang themselves by the end because they're so sad that it was over stay homeless though don't become brendan you want to make sure that you you know work your shift at chang's yeah pf chang's get your apron because we're about to watch another clip i like that he compared 2009 and 2002 those are cool Those are cool. What else do people say in restaurants? Oh, corner, yeah. Oh, is that when you're going around a corner? Yeah.

Why don't they just fucking be like, hey, watch out? They say hot, hot, hot pan, hot pan. I worked in a restaurant, but I don't remember. What the fuck does Camp C excuse me? They'll say the everything but excuse me. All right, so this next one's called Prelude to a Funeral Fit. Did you happen to see the funeral fit thing? I did.

I think probably most of the shop fans saw it. But I mean, we'll show a funeral fit. Did you happen to see the funeral fit thing? I did. I think probably most of the Schaub fans saw it. But I mean, may as well show the funeral fit. Yeah. The funeral fit thing was Schaub took a picture of him and his wife at a funeral. And he has a suit. And he's like, funeral fit. Friend would have wanted me to do this or something like that. Oh, really?

I got a big thing. There it is. I mean, this is just insane. Whoa. Look like that. Oh, really? I got a big thing against funerals. I mean, this is just insane. Funeral fit. Oh, you read after her. Funeral fit. My grandma would want me to flex on my family just tad. Wait, is this grandma's funeral? Oh, really? Oh my god.

God, bro. That was a friend. And his wife was mourning. Really? His wife just smiling. Jesus Christ. That's the second worst flex I've seen at a funeral. Have you seen the Kevin Gates flex? Where he puts his hand on his dead grandma's lips and flexes watch? Oh, my God. Oh, this is pretty close, though.

Because that was a nice watch. That was a nice watch. His wife's kind of, that's his wife? She's kind of bad, bro. Yeah, too bad for her.. She kind of bad, bro. Yeah. Too bad for her. Um, all right. So I'll wait, I'll wait it.

I'll wait it out, bro. I got the patient. I got the patience of an elephant. He has a bad life. Okay. So this next clip is called prelude to a funeral fit. So I guess this is like the foreshadowing. I gotta go to a funeral tomorrow, man.

Oh, I think they're live streaming it. Check out my grandma's funeral. Is he your grandma? I'll be selling merch out the back. What? Is it really... I mean, she was 98.

It's not a sad thing. Colusa Casino, October 28th. Colusa making up casinos. Dude, um... Cherokee. So that's... Cherokee.

I'm sorry. Don't be. I wasn't that close with her. My dad's like one of 13. She's cool. She was 98 and also 300. You're in pain and you're being defensive. You might be right.

I'll do mine later. She used to swim every day, though. There you go. Even at 98, used to swim like a freaking walrus. No, it's your dad's. Okay, so it's your dad's mom. And he was one of 13, bro. One of 13.

I just want to see how much time is left. What else could he say? Oh, it's like 13 seconds. No, I want to hear it, but I'm just like, I'm going to go to the funeral tomorrow like a little kid. Everything's content to him. He's just content. He's so dumb.

I like his hat. I'm the first person to ever say that. He reminds me of John Cena. That's why. It's like a hat John Cena would wear in the ring. He is kind. say that? He reminds me of John Cena that's why. It's like a hat John Cena would wear in like the ring. He has like John Cena dress wear without John Cena like charm kind of.

Because I think like Cena kind of gets away with it because he's like a charming guy you know. He's about hustle, loyalty and respect and I don't know what the fuck Brendan Schaub is about. Well then Cena speaks fucking different languages. Schaub can't even speak Englishul the clip where he apologized in chinese pretty rough to watch yeah he's like no no no no no america should be communist he said

that yeah it was bad but all right any kids who's busting that much and having like that's crazy religious be my grandma super My grandma's super religious and just, just nothing. Oh, jeez. I hate those kind of scares, those jump scares, bro. That's what T-Fat K, you always have to watch the end because they have a very funny joke

at the end. Oh, I see. Usually P.F. Chang's related. Yeah, usually it's a P.F. Chang thing. It's like the scary maze thing from 20 years ago. All right, so this one's called

Just Another Example of Being Aggressively Wrong, which we love. Yes, we love when he's wrong. Twilight. Rockin' the Greys Naturally. Oh yeah. Oh, she's rockin'. She's Jean Grey from X-Men. Keep down? Yeah. Or should I dye my

fucking hair? Vibe with me on this. Jean Grey. It's rogue. The white hair. Would you stop talking about comic book stuff? Thank you. Jean Grey. Bring up Jean Grey. Nick, I think they're off.

Also, I guess that has some greys. I dyed it before and everyone told me not to. Yeah, don't. I look like Jay Leno. I mean, you don't look like Jay Leno. Dude, I want to have. I think it's The bit where he guesses stuff wrong is legitimately funny

Yes If he's doing it on purpose then I give him credit It's usually aggressively against comic books Ah that's pretty funny He'll say something like I don't really know comic books that well But he'll say something outlandish Like why doesn't Captain America team up with the Batman

Yeah stuff like that Oh they fought in a comic team up with the Batman? Yeah, stuff like that. Oh, they fought in a comic book. I saw, I saw. They did? Yeah, it was a draw. Batman and Captain America? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Aren't they from different things? Yeah. We don't even know, dude. We're judging him and we have no idea. When it comes to comic books, I have no idea.

It was a whole fucking main event thing. But when Eric gets mad because Shob says something stupid like that, it's always very funny. It's the best thing of all time, yeah. Awesome to have gray hair like that. Me too. But also, stupid like that, it's always very funny. It's the best thing of all time, yeah.

Awesome to have gray hair like that. Me too. But also, if you dyed, it would look good too. Nah, but don't dye it. I mean, chicks dye their fucking hair, you know? That's a girl from Game of Thrones. She tried getting out of the Game of Thrones. She's also an attractive female.

Oh, she could shave her head. We don't do this. Oh, that's Jean Grey. No, pull up Rogue. Hey, don't pull up the actors. Pull up the fucking cartoon. We ain't talking about actors here. This is what they did.

That's Rogue. That's Rogue. See, Rogue. That's what I'm talking about. Pull up the actors. There you go. That girl's Rogue. Yeah, that's hot, bro.

Get a Rogue. Twilight. Oh, no. Rogue is hot. Dude, Shob thinks that that is just how that woman looks in real life. That's how dummy is. Did you catch that? No, wait, what?

Shobb was like, don't pull up the actors, dude. That's not what they're... But that was the actress dressed up as Rogue or whatever. Jean Grey. She has red hair. It's great. Let's break it down, though. Why the fuck does Rogue have grey hair and the bitch's name is Jean Grey?

I don't care. Someone needs to get to the bottom. This shit doesn't add up, man. I ain't Team Shaw, but he's hunting something right now. The next one's called Called Out for Mispronouncing a Word and then Disparages People with Disabilities. That's a shop double right there. Yeah, shop does love doing that.

That's an older thing. Go to Whole Foods, man. Hang on the produce section. I get it. And then you just go, these chairs are popping today. And then conversations. These chairs are popping today. These chairs. Oh, oh, oh.

These chairs are popping. You speak weird, but listen. You speak weird. Brendan is an attractive guy. Yeah, right. Because if there was a blind shit, if it was a blind chick, she would be like, who's this idiot?

You couldn't get any blind girls. Hey, nor would I want to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. That was the greatest clip I've ever seen. This guy's crushed twice. All right, we got one more.

We got one left here. All right. It's called The Quacks a Thorn in Papa's Dick Bee Dim the Rules No Quacks at Senior Frogs. I don't know what that means.

I think quacks. Yeah, well, this one is one that's going to be real surprising maybe. Yeah. Some dad diaries here. Let me tell you something.

Having a great day. I'll tell you what really puts a thorn in my dick. You know the parts kids are like, Dad, they're saying, let's take our shoes off. I'm like, yeah, give me your shoes. Crocs. Crocs again. That's not cool. That's not cool at all. So I give them a little leeway, but don't wear crocs, right?

You guys know this by now. Don't wear crocs. They're kids. So they'll learn. They'll get a little older, maybe first or second grade. And then they're going to come home from school. I'm like, Dad, we got roasted because we wore Crocs to school with shorts. And I'll say, well, dress like an asshole. You treat like an asshole. Dim the rules. Now, grown men wearing Crocs, that's a no, right?

If you don't believe me, ask your girl. When you're getting ready to go out on a date, go, hey, babe, I'm thinking about winning my... Pause, pause. Long clip about Crocs. I want to keep watching. Damn the rules, brother. Huge, huge clip

about how you're not supposed to. This is a big thing to him. Bro, watch your kids. Yeah, yeah. They're getting kidnapped right now. It'll be so funny if his...

Well, I mean, it'll be tragic, but his kids are being kidnapped while he's saying that they're gay for wearing Crocs. My kids are so dumb, dude. what shoes are kids supposed to wear are crocs bad i heard they're gay that's the thing they wear them on folsom street when they're sucking i do have to all right i do have to say though he hasn't called anyone gay for a couple weeks now dude maybe we're rubbing

off on him we've been doing this thing where we make fun of him for he constantly says people are gay or like they are secretly gay or dicks are delicious or whatever it is i don't know man oh i mean the clip's not over yet i know i i mean i definitely want to hear his like what he says after and there's also if he says someone's gay in this if he says his kids are gay that's pretty doesn't this have like school shooter manifesto vibes oh he's like this is like a video that Ali Rogers put yeah

this is like yeah it's way like this is the videos that you watch like they were disturbing signs that were missed yeah

he started talking about his children's shoe wear he has their shoes why don't they have their shoes are they just walking around barefoot why does he have

their shoes what shoes you know people put razors in the you know people put razors in like the fucking sand they have their shoes? Are they just walking around barefoot? Why does he have their shoes? What shoes? You know how people put razors in the fucking sand sometimes? Look at his fucking kids' feet are getting stabbed. Or he's putting razors

in their shoes to teach them never to wear Crocs. That's a little far. Don't hurt your children. Don't hurt your children. The only time to wear Crocs is

if you have senior frogs. If you have senior frogs, you need a goddamn margarita. Wear Crocs. Get a margarita and monkey pox. Damn the rules. Grown men can't wear Crocs. Wait a minute. We'll document it. He said something about monkey pox. Yeah, I'm sorry, guys.

I talked over it. Go back. He said get a margarita and get monkey pox. But wait, I want to hear him say it, though. Not bad. Wear Crocs. Get a margarita and monkey pox. Damn the rules. So he basically just called him gay. He did it again. He just did it again.

He fucking, if you wait long enough, he will call someone gay. And his kids. And his kids. What if he has gay kids, dude? Well, dude, we're also sleeping on the fact that his wife, like, he constantly talks about Mexican, pico de gallo, canaza. But when it comes to senior, senior, he constantly talks about Mexican. Pico de gallo. But when it comes to senior, he goes senior. Senior frogs.

Senior frogs. He's just a white guy? Isn't that surprising? Why does he look like that? I don't know. That's a question that we've asked. He does look kind of like Armenian. Oh, I guess from this angle, yeah. I don't know why, because I think he's just a standard Irish guy, probably.

Oh, he's Irish? I would assume. His name's Brendan. You could look like that. Yeah, maybe he's black Irish. I don't know. All right, here we go. Grown men can't wear Crocs.

It's well documented. And just to extrapolate on that, if you're coming to my show this week in Boston, Thursday through Friday, or San Jose, October 13th through the 15th or Salt Lake City strict rules strict dress attire no crocs no shorts

have a little respect for yourself that's all I ask I don't have any rules at my show in fact you can come in with Thig Boy Squad and stuff if you want

you can even drink Thig Whiskey if you want at my shows I don't care I'll laugh you feel so inclined honestly it's probably a show for me now that 10 minutes

of Shab is what I have. I think big whiskey is probably pretty appropriate. So definitely do that. If anything, you have to work rocks. Right. And that's all the clips we got? Yep. Alright, well Daniel, thank you so much for joining us. We appreciate you being on. What a ride, man. Yeah. Has your opinion of Brendan Shab changed?

I think it stayed the same. Well, you know, it's a, you know, at Chang's, there's many different opinions. I don't even know what I'm talking about. Join the Discord. Join the Discord. Shout out to Wadsworth. Protein Farts. Thunuga, or whatever his name is.

Sad Kanye. I forgot the other guy's name again. Oh, Dallas Llama. Dallas Llama's on there. Maria. Hanford. Tune in next week. We'll be back with another Hot Tim as a Shop.

Bye.