10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub SCAM TRUCK GIVEAWAY! 10 Minutes of Schaub #120

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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Driving on a Monday, driving to a show Crush it, gotta act change, go to depot Getting views, getting chicks, sending DMs, up my dick Getting gas, breathing air, Australian force, that's all I'm feeling It's a long way to my truck if you wanna suck my dick It's a long way to my truck if you wanna suck my dick One take It's time for my favorite time of the week

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Kamala and Trump. Which is available on our YouTube live. We go live Wednesday nights at around 8 p.m. Pacific Seattle time, dude. Yeah, but you know, that's not why they're here. No, but I got a show on Thursday in Oceanside at the Jazzy Wishbone. Shout out Kyle Dean. Great place. Never been. Never heard of him, but a great guy. Oceanside. Oceanside at the Jazzy Wishbone. Shout out Kyle Dean. Great place, never been, never heard of him, but a great guy. Oceanside.

Oceanside, California. Check that out in California, but like I was saying. Yes. Not why they're here. What are they here to do? They're here to watch Tim as a shop, right? Right. So start the timer, play the chain clip. Alright, well we got a lot of clips to play. It's all disorganized this week

because it's so much chaos with the truck giveaway oh yeah according to chang's according to bop it went down perfectly fine and guess what dude what i got inside information and he's 100 right about that i wonder which narrative is more painted right you always have to ask yourself that question question is it chang's or is it Shab? I mean, that's the age old debate. You know what I mean? What came first?

The Shab or the T-Fat K? You know what I mean? Right. The chicken or the turkey? Yeah. Damn it. Yeah. The crab legs or the ocean, dude.

You know what I mean? The chicken or the chicken fingers. But let's get into it, dude. We got some Tony Hinchcliffe coming up too. Check out this post from Trevor Orver wake up babe new elephant graveyard just dropped and I already messaged the man himself I said

you know what dude you got a solid trilogy that just happened the three videos about David Lucas Netflix yeah yeah yeah I mean elephant graveyard's got a big dick on him but I beg I beg and I fucking plead to the universe to make it a quadilogy dude Iveyard's got a big dick on him. But I beg, I beg, and I fucking plead to the universe to make it a quadilogy, dude.

I want to have a fourth video about him, dude. A quadilogy. Yeah, dude. I like that. Yeah, no, I mean, I can't get enough. All the David Lucas content is great. Yeah. I mean, the video is epic.

Go check it out. It's too long to watch here. He also has a little bit of skits and bits at the beginning about Joe Rogan possibly killing one of his employees. Oh, fuck. Have you seen it yet? No. The fuck?

What kind of planet do you live on, dude? This one's posted by Chill Smith. It might get gadooshed because of the music stuff in it. It's called Meet the Shops. Check it out. Of course. Dear Brendan, I know you're sick of the pretending, but you really couldn't help yourself. Of course. day i really thought that you would take the bait and fade away you thought i'd throw my pin away and speaking of a giveaway nobody gives a fuck about that truck just throw that shit away

you a scam artist but lately it's a bad harvest you'll do anything to never work your damn hardest you quit on comedy you quit on mma you started a few podcasts claiming that you paid you reap the benefits your brother runs the day to day but poor jane signed up for this now did he when he came to play with rogan's blessing superman came to save the day the cte will cloud your mind until you see your days in gray look i don't mean to spoil you wait what does it say the star wars spoiler i assumed it was common knowledge if you're balls deep in star wars wouldn't have, you would have seen it already. What happened in 2015,

dude, man. So he gave it, he spoiled Star Wars for, and then he said he didn't, or it doesn't matter because you should have known already. Yeah. And I mean, that sounds like something you would do.

Yeah. You can't just be busy and balls deep in Star Wars. You have to be balls deep in Star Wars and watch it as it comes out all the time. No accountability, dude. But your time has expired should have put a spoiler warning because there ain't no way you're stopping me not the green

poppy bee i'm bringing all the white dads out for a photo op you see are you getting this clear you ain't all that sharp boy you ain't the tip of the spear like a bullet to the president you're just a nick in the ear now take a shot while you're sipping this beer. Drive fast, don't gas, let me stick it in gear. Meet the Shobbs. Burn out. Dear Baba, I heard you flipped in your truck. The wheels you whip into grip. Lose fast on that.

Should have left your ass stuck, I felt. With no help and no seatbelt. Like, fuck it, man, I guess you just shit out of luck. But here's what the facts is, always acting so redacted. You sold your soul to Rogan, look at all the good that that did. You never read the comments, but you always on your Instagram. You ran a foot race and tore both deep quads like Vince McMahon. Like, Viva Von, I think you got some things to figure out.

For real. It worked for him, why don't you take a different route? Try changing up your views, but that's way too many clicks to count. Sure. That was good. My sector. It's time that I write you. So here's all the reasons I don't respect you. You're a bully with a victim complex. Narcissist who loves to see his name written on checks. The pharmacist recommends you take some O's and A's. It's not the true. Whatever they do, they better be getting on deck. So Bon Voyage, it seems he getting out of reach. Is it a mirage?

Sometimes like these shop clips make an argument that AI is actually good. Because most of the time I see AI stuff I'm not really a big fan. Yeah. But him looking all fat and funny, that's pretty good. Oh yeah, dude. I'm always here for fat and funny, dude. Even practice the shit that you preach. Not on Fashion Week, you're killing me.

Nicotine, TRT, pussy, it's the trilogy. No accountability. Too busty to hide, huh? Because you lied about the nfl you lied about your comedy i'm exposing all your lies you idolize and ain't no stopping me you lied about the act you lied about your comic books you call yourself a stand-up but this isn't how a comic looks you lied about your loyalty you lied about just everything how many times you think this man has gone and hit his wedding ring you could beat beat my ass, you cheating ass, but you couldn't even ask for a week in past.

You grounded like your feet on grass. Spend some time off the beaten path. I could spend a week in class trying to teach your ass, but you'll never learn to read the facts. Is that your side piece I see creeping past? I smell gasoline and it's leaking fast. I think it's time to leave the past. So let's meet up at the Starbucks. Let's lock it in.

You could call your girl and tell your family to box me in. Forget about the safety in a world that's full of crazies. Forget about your babies in the backseat

of the Mercedes. The man done did some shady shit. That man gonna have to pay me. Yo, you gotta check all that anger you got inside you.

Be glad that it didn't all come to an end in that drive-thru. You better check your rear view. i'm creeping up behind you meet the shops soy boy oh dear chin how the hell you let them call you that that's not your name dog respect yourself don't fall for that when shop called man you never should have called them back But it's too late for that I'm breaking out the almanac Look you're 45 and still ain't figured out the internet

That's why these fucking guys Have always got you in a sweat I know the pay is low You're keeping it so frugal You can get a job in IT If you ever learn how to google So tell me something How come you can't keep a girl son

It's just a question I'm just keeping it real son Move back to Texas Go ahead and get you a real gun Hmm. He's crying about you boy D'Elia, but as soon as he was down it was cyan or a sia See, I know you weren't expecting me. So I'll try to say this respectfully, but you assaulted multiple women Sexually, what is it that you stand for? You never sit next to me But it seems the fighter in the kid is just the recipe So don't be testing me the subreddit got the best of them You shake that ass Mexican like I'm y'all Zelle Puig and all the best of them You shake that ass Mexican Like I'm Yazell Puig And all the rest of them Go ahead and post another thirst trap

She bending over for pictures Just like she got her hurt back I guess the only thing you care about is your wealth You're fine with being a trophy wife Alone on the shelf They say that BBLs ain't all that good for your health So next time your husband's out I'll come to Calabasas and do it myself

I think that's it wow yeah so shout out to that guy who's making that uh song parody you know we're big fans of song periods yeah we love them what were your thoughts i mean he really nailed the cadence right and he put a lot of effort into coming up with all those lyrics for everything he went over pretty much everything yeah everything yeah i mean all facets covered great job you know what i mean could have been longer if you ask me right i went while i was playing i was thinking about like driving around in my car listening to it and i just have i just become that guy like if i could download this and the funny Cringe Cliff song by Zach or Crack Amico. Yeah.

And just like you, if somebody, if I rolled down my window, they're like, Oh, is that guy, is he listening to meet the shops? Yeah. Could be me. How would a Brendan respond to or little brows or somebody? Oh, you mean like a clap back? Kind of like the rap. Oh, that would be amazing.

Yeah. Little brows. I mean, you're getting called out, dude dude you got to come up with a song brendan dude yeah dude yeah where where you at i don't hear you it's not even a request it's like kind of a demand at this point i mean if they have any if they stand on business yeah if they're trying to scoop up their bag yeah then they got to do it okay so let's get into this truck giveaway this one's posted by okay cheek three seven three three two it's uh the winner of the truck giveaway owns a truck customizing business in colorado what are the odds so this is the phone call brendan gave eight eight will stomba right this is his page and this is his uh custom willies fabrication business this is his his custom willies fabrication business.

This is his custom willies fabrication business page. It is sketchy to me because let's look at this number right here, 270. Yeah. 270 followers, dude. You know what I mean? Business is failing, right? 68 posts, 270 problems. That's a problem, right?

Interesting. Keep talking. Give us your thoughts. Okay, while you're looking. So Shab, let's see, how does he do this? He has an intern or schnoz or somebody look up random truck businesses that might not have a lot of followers and reach out to them to see if they want to be the one secretly selected

to like, it'll help you out, it'll help me out. You come with me, I'll show you my favorite shoe. You get a truck and then we can make me look like a good guy.

And it's the best because it's a drive fast, I'll guess. You got my hat, it says truck on it. Toontown. He still says Toontown. It's not Toontown anymore.

It's not, I always forget. And that's my fault. That's the team's fault actually. So do you want to guess how many followers he has now a thousand uh 279 oh fuck dude it only got nine dude where where are we at cats follow this guy come on dude yeah and he started following one person since this post but uh maybe the the shop bump was 200 he only had 70 followers and then the shop bump was 200 this is the best 70 followers and then the shop bump was 200.

This is the best thing. Hands down the best thing ever happened to custom willies. Yeah, custom willies. We should get a custom willies sticker, dude. Oh, fuck yeah. That's a good idea. Let's do it. All right.

So this one's very funny. Do you know Tim Heidecker at all? Yeah. What is he known for? Tim and Eric's? Yeah. Okay. That's the only way I know Tim Heidegger, but this is a great video, dude.

Posted by Mountain Dew 52. It's called Tim Heidegger's take on Tony Hinchcliffe. You ready for this? Mm-hmm. Let's spill the beans on it. It's like the landscape has changed so much. You're a big Tony Hinchcliffe fan? No.

I don't even. People talk about this guy. I don't even know who the fuck this guy is. He's the goat. Tony Hinchcliffe? Is he the Kill Tony the fuck this guy is. He's the GOAT! Tony Hinchcliffe? Is he the Kill Tony guy? Yeah, man! He's the fucking GOAT!

Nobody ruins people better than him. Like, with his insult comedy, you're done. It's crazy. You should start going up against Tony Hinchcliffe and see how ruined you get. I would rather fight him than try to do comedy. Just because I don't know who this guy is. Every time we go on tour... Never met him. somebody will be like, oh, you're a comedian. Do you watch Kill Tony?

I'm like, I've never seen Kill Tony. We should find a dumb clip of him. I would love to watch it. A pathetic clip of him. He's like a Rogan emissary. Yeah, I guess I've learned that. But I'm just like, does he do comedy? We're Brendan Sch, Emma series.

This is him. He'll be like, he talks like this, but he's not gay. I don't know whether he is or not. Hey, that's our bit. Hey, Tim. Wait. Watch it. Be cool.

That's what we say. As if everyone does. I'm going to spill the beans on you, Tim. You watch yourself, Tim. This is my first and only warning to you. So. So. Your phones are so blue.

They're like your blue balls. They're like your blue balls because you don't fuck. Because you can't make girls cum. Who is he saying this to? Like other people, friends. Friends, listen to this. And he'll have comedians on. And this guy's got 50 million fans.

Oh, these arenas. It's like, you know, I remember when that band Kiss was popular. Yeah. And you're like, why are they so popular? They're so bad. They're making bad music. They look like fools with their dumb makeup on. But they've got arenas full of dodos loving him.

You just really got to aim for the 12-year-old boy market. Sorry, guys. I know you've all been there. Sure. Well, I was into Kiss when I was like seven. Yeah. And then you kind of wise up. Yeah.

And you hear real music. Pretty good. Yeah, dude. Funny stuff. Great guy. Never met him. Tim heidecker yeah hell yeah i like this public gadooshening of anyone involved yeah i like i like watch i'll be honest i like watching tony inchcliffe get made fun of by almost anybody oh yeah it bothers me a little bit that that one guy pretends to not know who tony inchcliffe is yeah i don't think he doesn't know who he is yeah

i gotta just call that out i mean he's on drogan every other week you know i mean he's a hungry wolf you can't just ignore a hungry wolf well think if you're really on you can't just yeah you can't give a hungry wolf a chance really that's what he's not he's not giving a hungry wolf a chance but if you're on tour all the time and people ask you what is kill tony you're not ever looking it up to find out i find that to be a painted narrative my friend yeah both things can't be true dude this one's supposed to be oh my gosh Sancho Villa 88 it's a dicey dicey it's opposed from shops wife it's marriage is just a nice word for adopting a fully grown man who can't take care of himself she'll like let you out of being goddamn, dude. Good dude.

Yeah, fuck. Wow, I hope my significant other never says something like that about me online. And then also, sorry, not sorry. Just to top it off at the end there. Sorry, not sorry is like the quintessential dumb person when you're saying it without being ironic. If you say unironically, sorry, not sorry, you're pretty dumb.

Yeah, I like this post. Sorry, not sorry, dude. All right, so this one's posted by Inspector Crib. It's called, My face when I win the trugwag trug. This is the face of a young man who has driven all fast, no gas his whole life. Thick boy till the end, wait for my prize like.

Who is this? I mean, you know who it is, don't you? Is it because that was my first thought, but it does not look like her. It is, dude. Come on. Come on. Pre or post big gulp. I wonder if she drinks big gulps to do you're in a shop household.

The problem is you don't got a big hole when you come. They all have their own big. Yeah, that's awesome. That's actually Gulps too. Dude, you're in a shop household. It's a problem if you don't got a Big Gulp when you come home. They all have their own Big Gulps? Yeah. That's awesome. That's actually kind of cool, honestly. I want to do that. Yeah. Family and everyone in their own Big Gulp.

This is what I look like without my favorite shoe, dude. If I don't have my favorite shoe, I'm just like lost in life, you know? I mean, honestly, I think I look bad. So if my face looked like this, I'd be a woman. Never mind. Life would be great. I would be so much funnier. Yeah.

You know. Anything else? No. Okay. I got nothing. Okay. So this was posted by DazzlingRabbit633. It's called,

Truck winner used to race at Mint 400 too. Kind of like the CEO of DFAG. Interesting. So I guess he, somebody was able to follow his account. What a crazy week, 160 miles of racing at the Mint 400. So they met at the Mint 400 and they thought of this scheme there. I mean, that's your painted narrative, you know what I mean? I'm not saying that's what happened, but this is what that's suggesting right allegedly wow yeah what

do you think what is your over under on that being the truth uh honestly it's probably like 50 50 at this point yeah but i mean this is the biggest intrigue that mint 400 has ever had probably right well yeah for sure yeah what else is what else has happened at that thing besides this they saw multiple hundreds of percentage uptick when shop shouted him out dude right i mean i'm going next year i'm driving yeah dude we're gonna use your uh corolla yeah it's a race the mid 400 uh this one's posted by booth effect it's called the diddler makes an appearance on rare insults subreddit oh yeah i saw this one. He looks like the crow if he died of liver disease instead of being...

Look at that. That's just... I mean, that chest piece is... It's hilarious that he has multiple hawks on his body. There's one here, one there. There's probably another hawk on his body, dude. Right? Probably.

He's just trying to get in, but we won't let him in, I don't think. Yeah, he's just trying to you know he's trying to get in but we won't let him in i don't think yeah he's what happened what came first his tattoos or our show right yeah definitely our show yeah not but you know you get it he's a he's a tweety uh this one's posted by el gallo it's called defect truck contest winner announced and this is the guy william um does he ring a bell i mean the here's the thing the the low effort put into this is what wins me over because sometimes it like i that's one of my chang's posts i get somebody like i love how little effort was put into this but it actually makes it funny that's this post yeah very good All you need to make a good post is a good premise. And this, my friend, is a good premise.

Yeah. Great spicy dish, dude. Yeah. Next one is, okay, now we're into video clips here. Now, this is where I'm talking about disorganization. I didn't organize things to be chronological or anything. So we're just going to soak it all in. Pause.

You know what? You could just say you went Baja mode. I went Baja mode when picking clips this week. And this one's posted by BusyMiddle8108. It's called The Audacity to Ridicule Another Comedian's Ticket Sales, let alone his best friends, is truly remarkable. I saw this one. Yeah, it's good.

Same. Don't do Sunday in Dallas when Dallas Cowboys are playing, even though you guys showed up in Plano, and I really appreciate it. But not on Sunday. Sunday was nice. Sunday was light. It was three quarters. I got videos from fans. No, it's Sunday was light. It was three quarters full. I got videos from fans.

I got videos from fans. If that's true, then how did we not get videos, dude? Yeah, and he got videos from fans like they were sending him just to Shob to say, hey, look, Callan sucks. Or were they just like, hey, I'm at Callan's show. I'm so happy to be here. And Shob's like, ha-ha, not many people do. I forgot there's an asterisk

to Post and Ghost. It's Post and Ghost asterisk. When you go to the bottom of the page, it says unless people are sending you videos of your friends' shows and there's nobody there. I like your impression of Shob getting a DM from a fan. I'm making fun of him on the show

now. I count it. No, one, I'm made fun of him on the show now. I count it. No, one, two, three, four, five,

seven, nine, 10, too many after that to count. Nobody, yeah. It's like, well,

I say it was about three quarters. Where I come from, it's like, three quarters. When he thinks he has a joke, it's the worst. Yeah. I mean, it's funny for us.

Yeah. But it's always the same. He's doing like that with his face. like yeah uh when i put your boy boy that bad it's like who's laughing at that yeah not me people that fuck my name up are laughing at that quacks dude that's for sure actually i am laughing at it so you're making my name you fuck my name up all the time no that and this i i realize i'm just lying and i am laughing at it so You making my name You fuck my name up all the time No that and this I realize I'm just lying I am laughing literally at this Now Friday

Hey hold my hand One three quarters What? Or maybe not One three quarters It was light Well look at the You know what it was?

It was like an Oakland A's game Probably a little bit of an Oakland A's It was a little Oakland A's It was an Oakland A's show up Well let's put it this way I don't know why it's so quiet this week, but I kind of like it that way too. You know? Yeah. Yeah. So what do you think? Uh, who was, who's telling the truth here? Three quarters full or less than three quarters full? Well, it's surprising that

anyone would go to a Brian Callen show at all, but he is a famous person. And if I'm like who lies more, it's definitely Shob Schaub so I said Brian Callen probably had three quarters full it makes sense though too because this is the same show it's like you don't want to go in person audio is king you know like maybe there's some sort of audio

companion piece you could listen to outside the doors maybe that's what was happening why milk the cow when you can get the meat for free yeah well yeah why pick the the cow when you can get the meat for free yeah well yeah why pick the udders when you can poke the eyeballs you know what i mean what that's what you say right shoot for the stars and land on my face dude okay horny horny too horny to uh try dude um let's see here this This one's called, or posted by IDownVoteCakeDays. It's called, Brian asks Papa if he was in Colorado last weekend for the truck stuff.

Dicey dicey. I haven't seen this one. Me neither. I haven't seen it. I was in Denver, dude, over the weekend. You were? Yeah. For the truck stuff?

No, for one championship. Oh, that's right. How'd that go? It was good. See family? Oh, yeah. Mom, Papa, Nubby. Good. Nubby. Nubby. Oh, that's right. How'd that go? It was good. See family? Oh, yeah. Mom, Papa, Nubby. Good.

Nubby? Nubby. Oh, yeah. Saw Nubby. I love it. What if Nubby is just like his childhood friend that had a nub and he's like, you're named Nubby? Could be.

That sounds, I mean, that sounds like what it is. Yeah. 100%. What about Tarek? I don't know. They haven't talked about Tarek in a long time. I'm a little worried about my guy. Yeah.

I wonder if Tarek is pregnant still. Maybe he's in Denver, dude. Tarek won the truck. Stacks. They're stacking. Trying to stack them. Huh? Trying to stack my nub.

Hey, come on, man. That was good. Trying to stack my nub, huh? I don't know what that means. I don't know what stack a human being, what does that mean? Yeah. What are we doing here? Stack my nub is kind of pause-worthy, dude.

That shirt is a what are we doing here thing. That's the worst defag shirt I've seen. The camo shirt? Yeah, it's horrible. It says like DFG here. It's like what would you, it's very childish to wear that, I think. Who was buying that? Have they used the acronym yet or is that just a pure Chang's acronym?

Well, they haven't said D-A-F-G, but I think that shirt said D-F-G. Oh, okay. Yeah. Damn. I closed the window already, but I'll look into it later. Do your own research, just like our politics. Yeah, don't just get the vaccine. Yeah.

Okay, so this is the actual truck winning video, I believe. Confidence Search 8648. Truck winner is from Colorado. You know what? This is the post, but let me go ahead and talk to the audience real quick, and I'm going to pull up his Instagram. Okay, and that clip where he does the winner, he has on that famous yellow hat.

We were saying before that we thought maybe Joanna's making the clothes, and that's why he has to wear it maybe it's just like he's a good husband that could be a huge stretch though you never know if I won the truck which I guess I officially now not won the truck I feel bad for you bro

I would fucking I don't know part of me is well you know what I don't think I would sell it I think I would use it for the show we would do bits in the truck. Maybe have some sort of weird promo thing at the beginning of 10 Minutes of Shop. Yeah. In the truck.

I agree. I mean, I wish we could shoot a T-MOS in the truck, dude. That would be amazing. Maybe we could hit a Willie. Me winning the truck though, that means that shop has accepted us probably. Yeah. Cause I'd like, you. Because he'd call me. Or the law firm, at least.

All right, so let's check this out, dude. Let's see. This is the actual video of the truck giveaway. Will, what's up, brother? It's Brendan Shob. Hey, man. How are you? I'm all right.

How are you this morning? Doing good. Doing good. Where am I calling you at? Where are you located? I'm here in Montrose, Colorado. Montrose, Colorado. You're a Colorado boy.

Yeah, born and raised. Born and raised. Dude. Yes, sir. Well, you won the truck, man. Dude, awesome. That is so cool. Sweet.

Sick. I was excited for the shirts, but now I'm really excited. I was excited for the shirts. No way. He ordered like a hundred shirts. He has like a room full of drive fast all gas merch. He bought a bunch of shirts. He's like, man, I hope I don't win the truck.

I bought a lot of merch, dude. He's happy that, no, I think he's happy he got the truck because now he has someplace to put the merch. Put it in the back. He's's like now i just need a driveway he needs a house oh yeah man tell me you're gonna use this thing for what it was built for man tell me you'll take it out yes there's so many trails around here and know, there's a lot of off-road series that I want to jump into. And, yeah, I'm looking forward to it. I'm so excited.

I'm just pumped. Well, brother, the team will be in contact. We'll figure out the logistics. We'll get the truck to you. We'll get you out here as well. I don't know if you want to put the team on something this important. I think it would be funny if it was like, you know, be clearly real if the guy was crazy. That would be funny if he was like, I'm just so happy

that I won this because it gives me the opportunity to talk about, you know, the Jews and the vaccine and like, you know, they're making our kids vaccinated. Brendan. I'm going to drive to New York and figure out what happened with Building 7. He's like, do you know, now I don't even have to tell you this, that 9-11

was orchestrated by you know, now I don't even have to tell you this, that 9-11 was orchestrated by you-know-who. It's not how they told us. And another thing. He's like, well, what about Chuck? He wins Alex Jones' truck too. You know Alex Jones doing the truck giveaway? No way. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. I didn't know that. I don't know if it's another post on Chang's, but yeah, he's giving away a truck now. As soon as they gave away this one, Alex Jones is giving away a truck. I bet Alex Jones' truck thing is more successful. Oh, probably. Yeah.

You got to buy like Alpha Brain and stuff and then you get- Oh, yeah. How do you win? 40X entries. How would you win an Alex Jones truck giveaway? I don't know. We could look into it, but- Yeah, I don't know.

It's not worth it. Let's see. Oh, and this is going to be fun, man. You had a great point, though. Why give it to the team when the team keeps fucking up, dude? That's a big responsibility. Oh, the team flipped your truck. Yeah, what are you thinking?

This is really a bad move. Yeah. And I just can't thank you enough for participating and couldn't have picked a better winner. It's insane. Couldn't have picked a better winner. Oh, fuck. I didn't pick up on that.

He also doesn't know English, though, so let's not take him for his word. Yeah, it may just be messed up. He messed up words. We've all been there. Like always. But it's funny that he said, I couldn't have picked a better winner. And then Brent and Brian in the other clip was like, the truck stuff when he said Denver. What's that? So you, the truck stuff when he said Denver. What's that?

So you got the truck stuff, right? The stuff where you thought you were being 100% legit about, but really you're just giving it off to some dude in Denver. Yeah. That stuff. Yeah. Couldn't have picked a better winner. Very strange verbiage.

Colorado, man. It's awesome, brother. I'll be in touch. Later, man. Bye. Check out this part yes let's go dude and he's gonna use it for let's go yeah so there what are your thoughts brendan definitely see it could be fake phone call yeah from watching that it doesn't seem like the realest most authentic phone call but who knows and uh like we'll see in another post the comments were a problem b a lot of

getting top comments getting deleted dude a lot of comments getting gadushed by zuck you know i mean oh shit maybe zucks behind the giveaway dude you know well they are good friends yeah uh first biggest comment on here on uh's is Grand Bullfrog. Well, the guy on the phone sounds like he's been caught completely off guard and is super fucking excited to talk into this North Star about after entering a raffle to win his truck. Doesn't that sound like they discussed this conversation before? Joe is Joe is tall.

Yeah, that's where I'm thinking. Yeah. Anyways, painted narrative. If you ask me, let's see what else we got. Okay, let's just get a little. Let's take a little break from all that Bapa stuff, dude. And watch Tony getting annihilated in the comments. But I mean, that's a painted narrative. He's totally annihilating somebody in this clip. So let's see.

ASAP Rocky. I went off on this one guy in an all black show. Like, I mean the super black. One night I do a Michael Jackson catfile joke and some guy with big grill and, you know, just you can picture it. Stands up and goes, you don't make fun of Michael Jackson. F*** you, homie.

And I go, f*** you, you broke bitch. And like, I just start going in on him in the crowd. Boom, I'm smashing this guy. Destroying him. He's like, oh my god. He was like, you know how he's black? He's not been, he was just as afraid

of me as he would have been the cops. Bam. Boom. Joking and joking and joking all directed towards this one guy. I'm smashing this guy. Look at your tinfoil bitch-ass grill sit down you broke-ass bitch you spent all your money on the outfit you wore out tonight the crowd's just

roaring and they were roaring a little bit too loud but i didn't really notice why i didn't think anything of it and i'm running late to my spot at the comedy store i get a call from my manager and i take it i go what's up i just had a fun set at the black show not the black show yeah so this is the funniest part to me is when he's talking to on the phone with his manager right the real conversation that happened i just destroyed tupac yeah yeah yeah like when i call you i go what's up i just you know i just finished uploading an episode that was very successful. You know, you won't. And as an,

as manager as the same voice as him. Oh my God, Tony, you won't believe who it was that you were making fun of. Tony, you're tall. Let's do the comments. You're so tall and handsome.

Tony, the guy you were making fun of was a celebrity. You fucking annihilated his whole career. I got to keep my eye on you. You hungry wolf. Yeah. So let I got to keep my eye on you, you hungry wolf. Yeah. So let's see. And he goes, yeah, did you just completely annihilate?

Did you just completely annihilate? I want my agents to talk to me like that. Yeah. He's like, oh, did you, Brendan, did you just completely annihilate that flapper show? Yeah. Yes. Gerardo, did you just completely annihilate that whole can of baked beans yeah you farting motherfucker i've had a baked beans renaissance dude let's see

uh asap rocky okay so let's get into the comments here uh the first one let's see here nobody is more proud of tony hinchcliffe than Tony Hinchcliffe. Imagine unknowingly roast a millionaire by calling him broke and thinking you annihilated him as crazy work. Yeah. All he said was that he's broke. That's it.

Yeah. Like what's poor about him? He's a millionaire. Yeah. Let's see. I'm going to turn off the music for this. Uh, Tom Segura's face salivating at the pain of the pores. And then everyone clapped as story.

Straight roasting like a 12-year-old fresh out of homeschooling. Something tells me his manager did not say, did you annihilate A$AP Rocky? I'm in a lying competition but my opponent is my manager calls and says tony you're my most handsome and masculine client i am so happy to represent you did you just change all your comedy all of comedy by making fun of asap rocky nice never heard of it and rocky still winning i don't know what that means oh a cyber a super black show from that point on i can't take anything sounds like a great chapter of things that never happened still want this footage completely

annihilate yeah nowadays now no way this was said that the black show sounding absolutely bizarre he's so proud of himself. Well, I learned who Tony is. Never heard of him till now. Not everyone is a worldwide household name. Tony loves Tony. Manager called Tony to tell him to stop calling shows with something. Right.

Anyways, we get it. Yeah, yeah. What are your thoughts, dude? I mean, that was pretty funny. I got some pretty funny people in the comments. Yeah. Tony is ridiculous. Yeah.

As usual. Mm-hmm. I don't think that happened. No, not a chance, dude. No. There's so many stories that are going to come back, and people are dissecting them as we speak, dude, of Tony just lying. Okay.

And this is how it all starts, dude. Next thing you know, there's a Chang's knocking on his door, dude. He's going to be getting wartime CEOs and he's going to get regular CEOs and stuff in charge of it. He didn't even hire them. You know, they're not calling him tall and handsome. They're calling him stupid and small, you know? Right. T

Mott. 10 minutes of Tony coming soon. Yeah, right. I mean, if that's something you guys want, please comment below. I don't know how much longer I could do 10 minutes of other comedians, but you right. I mean, if that's something you guys want, please comment below. I don't know how much longer I could do 10 minutes of other comedians, but you know. I mean, he's bigger than Shab. He's almost bigger than Shab now, right? A million percent he's bigger than Shab. Yeah, right. So yeah, could happen.

I'm surprised there's not a, well, there's the Kill Tony subreddit, but aren't they fans? Yeah, he has an army of just redacted supporters, dude. You know, but we'll see what happens. I love shitting on David Lucas. Right? This one's posted by Don't Know Who to Axe.

It's called Wartime CEO Dropping Catnip on the Biggest Hater of All. Ariel Helwani, from being banned in Las Vegas to on the Venetian Vegas marquee. Not bad for a little web show, dare I say. See you Friday. Whoa, congrats, dude.

That's awesome. Yes. Good for you, dude. How did having a show go? Pretty good, actually. How did driving around Vegas go, dude? Bona rilla. Yeah, imagine being in your brand new Hummer, seeing that Ariel Helwani face,

and then Boppa's just like, he's driving me nuts. He'd probably be happier Ariel Helani though if he could like do all that and wear the thick boy jersey they can't do that now and they that's something that he'll have to live with these things that he gets on the way to success it's like a little empty yeah no I'm waiting for that Bapa to drop where he's like grown men wish we could be friends sucks we're not We're not. It's all good. What else you got, Chin? You know? Yeah. I love a real Hawaiian dude. I'm not even

that much into fighting, but I can listen to him talk for days. He's a good broadcaster. Yeah. Let's see here. This one's posted by ImportantJeweler67. Fake name. The comments on the Insta giveaway post are Chef's Kiss. Congrats. Can you replace the smushed hat you sent me now yours came in a bag all smushed up to shake my head a hundred percent

sent message on here and to customer service with a pick but crickets yeah super cheap shit so do you want to say your story with the hat i mean look at it right now does this look smushed that's a pain in narrative this is the best hat i've ever owned are you being 100 for real So do you want to say your story with the hat? I mean, look at it right now. Does this look smushed? That's a pain in the air. This is the best hat I've ever owned. Are you being 100% for real? It's a shitty hat. I mean, I've been seeing you wear it all the time.

I wear it to work and when I'm talking to my staff because I want them to respect me. But no, really, it's not very good quality. Nothing we've ever ordered from shop is good quality. Wow. You know, it's kind of shit stuff. Dude, let's not do that on the podcast, all right? Dude, that's my fucking North Star. The fuck are you talking shit about?

My bad. I'm sorry to hit you with that trophy, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, dude. The truth can fucking go out the front door right now, dude. Because that's not the truth, dude. You're right. If you're like, dude, come on. Are you the fucking bluest crane on the shop route? You know what I mean?

You're not the smartest tool in the shed. So I wouldn't be taking. This shirt from Diet Starts Monday also sucks ass oh god dude just chill dude chill the only thing good on me right now is this fucking necklace i made motherfucker i didn't make it you're like shut up my girlfriend let's see here more comments is it just me or did he not sound that happy i'd been through the roof talking about the guy that won the truck. Yeah. Got a hat.

We'll never wear it. Better quality at the Dollar Tree. Money wasted. Will not enter the next one. Fraud. Paid actor. He seems like he's real excited. Enough.

Let's get the fuck out or one going. So let's get the second one going so I can has that loud car. Okay. This is a real thick boy right here. Johnny Hollywood. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. I like the name though, dude.

Hollywood. Not, you know, W-O-U-L-D. That's pretty dope. Yeah, best brains. Best brains. The truck is getting sold ASAP. I would. I would sell that truck.

Dude owns a fabrication shop in your home state dicey dicey oh went a little too far some seems like a setup probably one of brendan's friends from colorado what a coincidence the winner is from his home state knew it was just a big old gimmick to sell more merch he doesn't seem stoked a guy who once owned guy who owns a fabrication shop and also raced in the mint. I mean, the evidence is mounting against him. Yeah, there's a lot of pages of evidence in this one. Yeah. Any other thoughts?

Do you think there's a chance that it was some sort of, you know, flubbing up the giveaway? You know, it's a scam, right? I still think, I mean, it could be a scam, but I don't know. I never know anything with chains. As always, I'm, you know,'s a scam right i'm i still think i mean it could be a scam but i don't know i never know anything would change as always i'm you know say both ways you know why i think it might be a scam dude is because he never really talks about lawyers and stuff until he's like

trying to get away with something you know what i mean he like front loaded all the hate by being like we got a lawyer doing the stuff and this and that and the amount of times he says it makes me think like i don't feel like you're doing it that way you know yeah i mean saying it at all is kind of weird right when's the last time you heard of a giveaway where the announcing is like someone talking about how they hired a lawyer to make sure everything is right yeah all you hear is about the winner yeah who because like who would be, I've honestly never thought of a giveaway as a scam until now. Yeah. I'm sure there are plenty that are scams, but that's not been something I've ever really considered.

And I think that I consider it now because it's Shaw. Yeah. Scoop. And he talks about it nonstop. I pray it wasn't a scam, but if it was, I wouldn't be surprised. You know what I mean? I mean, I'm just happy with the hat. I'm glad I have a hat. You would have bought that regardless.

No harm, no foul. I was going to try to figure out how to fuck that up, but it's hard. This one's called It's a Problem, posted by It's Ya Boy Reginald. We will be soon announcing the winner for life. Six days ago.

Man, that's not even like a day. I wasn't even sure to bring that one on the show. I'm glad I did. This one's posted by rain. Nurky feels like a slur. It's called. Looks like Jason got hit by the old shop shutdown.

So I'm not quite sure what the point is here, but these are the hidden by Instagram comments. Got that Humvee hitter from Jimmy Nack's experience. Looks like a Mad Max gif. Jason James 11. Can I please get my order? I ordered a shirt on July

L.A. and have yet to receive it. I have sent emails to Lex. Wow. But I have yet to receive it. I have sent emails to Lex. Uh-oh. Wow. But I have yet to yo, hear anything back. These thickies, it's really hard for them to type. Yeah. You know?

They probably had to steal their kid's iPad to do it. All thick boys iPad dads, dude. dude yeah i think so fish trucks ipads dude uh okay so this one's posted by busy middle 8108 this has to be up there with the most egregious egregious lie papa has ever told water even if he did race the baja 500 race you know full well it'd be plastered all over his socials, seeing as he runs his social medias himself now.

And there would be a seven-minute video on Toontown about it. Look at this pathological lying ass. Let's see here. I drove to Tijuana for car parts. And it's dicey as fuck. You think that's where the lie starts?

Yeah. Yeah, he didn't. There's not a chance he crosses the border without a camera on him. Well, there's just not a chance he does that anyways. But yes, definitely he did. But as he was saying that, my lie meter was like, ding, like when it starts. It just starts right there. Oh, I wish you had the cowbell so you could hit it every time he lies.

The cowbell's in there. Let's see. Bathtub? No? Okay. I drove to Tijuana for car parts. It's dicey as fuck. Yeah, I've been to Tijuana.

You don't have anything to worry about. Oh, really? Crazy. You know, I off-road in the Baja 500 this past year. There was three dead guys on the course. Three dead guys. You know, I feel that's strange. I kept going.

They put three more dead guys on the course. And then finally, a local's like, hey, dumbass, this is cartel territory. This is them warning you, like, don't come through here. So they had to reroute everything and go around the mountain. Oh, God. Dude, dealing with the cartel must be so annoying, bro. So he's saying that when he was driving the race, he saw a dead body. On the annoying, bro. So he's saying that when he was driving the race,

he saw a dead body. On the track, yeah. Dead body? Wow. Redacted in the hood? No, I mean... Boys in the redacted hood? Yeah, or stand by me.

Just no, yeah, that's wild. I don't think he raced in it. I don't think he went to Tijuana. A lot of this episode is like, nah. Nah, that's wild i don't think he raced in it i don't think he went to tijuana a lot of this episode is like nah yeah nah that's not true if he didn't record a trip to tijuana he was going to hong kong dude let's be honest yeah let's see he was going to get a rub and tug yeah uh at the famous rub and tug club let's see this one's confident search 8648 it's called timeline of a scam i didn't watch it i wasn't i was intrigued by the title so let's see this one's confident search 8648 it's called timeline of a scam i didn't watch it i wasn't i was intrigued by the title so let's see the truck giveaway drive fast all gas

that goes live july 8th we have a bunch of merch the way you win is either by just buying a uh an entry of five dollars or buying any merch and get more entries. The giveaway truck is damn near done. I can't wait for you guys to see it done. It's been so fun, so stressful as well. Get it all locked in with the merch, with the website. Brendan Schaub here. I built the ultimate badass truck.

If you like Raptors, Raptor R's, that's cool. This is one of one. You won't see another one like it. And guess what? I'm giving it away. Look at's cool. This is one of one. You won't see another one like it. And guess what? I'm giving it away. Look at this thing. The giveaway truck is live. You know what I would do?

If I won it, I'd flip it. I'd find a way to flip it. Honestly, I think I would risk my life to flip it. And I'd film it. And I'd try to do it. I would. But if I didn't, the people in my life would probably talk me out of actually being in the truck, but I'd pay or I'd figure out a way.

Yeah, ducks. I'm a hawk and I'll risk my life. I'd pay to flip it and then I'd have me in it and I'd do that content. That's what I would do. And then it's like, boom, that's not what you're here for. You're here for 10 minutes of shop.

You start the show. I just flipped my truck. Oh, fuck. That fucking, that's funny. Let's see. I feel like he's wearing this shirt twice in two different episodes. It's like, Papa, you got a wardrobe? Rick is live, man.

Your boy has things. Same here, Daddy. Yeah, true. I mean, I've worn this shirt so many times. Daddy. Drive fast. It's drive fast. All boy has things. Same here, daddy. Yeah, true. I mean, I've worn this shirt so many times. Daddy drive fast. It's drive fast. All gas.

I love that hat. That's one of my favorite ones. He has, we should get that. He doesn't know that it's upside down. He's like, it's different. Tom can't think guys enough for all the support.

This is going better than I thought. Uh, uh, less than two weeks, man. Drive fast, all gas. I'm sick of promoting this freaking truck. The next one we do, which will probably be in November.

I take it, winner of the truck will be announced this week. What is it, Thursday? We better have the goddamn name. It's a third-party law firm that selects it, so we're waiting.

Doing good. Where am I calling you at? Where are you located? Montrose Colorado your Colorado boy Born and raised dude. Well you won the truck man That is so cool. Yeah. It's calling in this game. Be cool. What do you think?

Are you convinced or where are you at right now? I don't know. I'm in the same vibe I've always been. Okay. Well, let's see what this one's about then. This is a haphazard clip. Dude, finally. Oh, shit. I've been waiting for him to post.

We got the winner, quotes, end quotes, whatever, however you say that. I blame the law firm. Let's see. Oh, we got the, we'll have an announcement. We got the winner. Finally. I know. Trust me. I see it. Where's the winner? Where's the, we'll have announcement. We got the winner. Finally. I know. Trust me.

I see it. Where's the winner? When is the winner? We got it. The law firm finally got back to us. We got the fricking winner. So I'm sure by the time this comes out, you'll have a video or something, uh, announced to the winner.

So, uh, the dude who won it, man, hopefully enjoy this truck. We'll announce something soon. Love you guys. Drive fast, all gas. It's so funny to say that at the end of your show. It has nothing to do. Wouldn't you say the fighter and the kid or something else? Then you say drive some

weird merch thing you just made. That's what you say at the end. Hilarious. Oh, man. I'm still waiting to see Thickies in the wild. I want to see it. Not online. I want to see it myself, dude. You know what I mean? I waiting to see thickies in the wild. I want to see it. Not online. I want to see it myself, dude. Me too. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I want to see dry fast. All gas Calabasas fight club. You know, is that real? No fight companion. Okay. Okay.

I made it up. I mean, that's pretty good. I still want to see it, dude. Okay. So this is probably to clear the air last week for your little flub. It's CJK610 posted this.

The cage side contradiction combo. First clip credit, Rick Manchester. Second clip credit, Busy Middle8108. Thank you for your service. Let's see. And then came in. Good seats? Well, I don't know.

We were right behind Joe Rogan and Michael Bisping and John Enoch. So I don't know if that's good. It just depends. Can you see it great there? It's a good that's a very good because you guys listen, it's fun to sit Kate side and Joseph Rogan's our buddy behind him. He did spoil the thing here. The best seats are not there because you have the pillars. You have a lot of people in front of you you usually want to be now grant if you're celebrity stuff but you want to be kind of in the first like not first row but we're just above so your eyesight yeah no for for us it was great you're seeing him that close and my son for my son too so awesome i bet you fucking he's getting in a cage and fighting i'll tell you right now

though after seeing cage side having the best view in the stadium, in the arena, I'm glad I'm on the outside. Because it's brutal. Oh, bud. Oh, bud. Because...

Oh, you'll love this. You'll love this. You'll love this. I want to sit and chill. Oh, my God. I want to sit and chill. It's packed in there, dude. Packed.

It was a fun time. Fun time. Where were you sitting at? Cage side. Cage side? Cool. Was it easy to see stuff Or was it Oh it's great

Okay Yeah great Yeah it was great So what are your thoughts now dude I still think the same thing What I think Well maybe it's a little bit different

From what I thought last time But I think Chin is saying that Because he's like But you said before It was hard to see So he's just checking You know like a friend like Oh you're a said before it was hard to see. So he's just checking, you know, like a friend like, oh, you're a case. I was hard to see, though. He's just not.

I don't think he's trying to, like, check him or anything. I just think he wants to know, like, was this time different? Yeah. You know, I honestly don't think he's doing anything. But Brennan is ridiculous. Yes. He just says whatever whatever the bit is in his mind, he does it. And then there's no accounting for, you know, the future where he's going to do the opposite.

Dude, there's malintent when he does it, dude. When he's trying to be like, K-Town's not the best. He's trying to make your experience worse. Yes. And then when he has the experience, he's like, that was great. Yeah, no, I agree with that. I think to him, the bit, you know, like his humor, kind of like what Mark said in the original interview we did,

his humor is just like, you're dumb. Or like, actually, you suck. But I don't even think he means you suck. I think that's just his humor. You're gay. You're fat, though. Oh, you're fat. But it doesn't matter.

It's like when you come back from work, you're like, I stopped by Lucky Boy, I was like, oh, did you get the breakfast burrito? That's disgusting. This is the worst thing, huh? And then we go and I get the breakfast burrito. Yeah, no, that's a pretty good analogy. Yeah. All right.

So this one's Chin Second Balcony. It's called Bapa's Confident Incorrectness Gets Gadooshed by the Whole Staff and Don't Like It. Let's see. But isn't like the whole point of the sphere is, like, it's a giant wall of, like, LED TVs, right? Yeah. Isn't that going to be kind of weird for fighters not having anyone on one side?

Well, for the fighters, the distraction. Like, I don't know what's going on when they're fighting. It's not going to be just black, is it? And how weird only to get sound from, like, one side? I don't know. No, it's a circle. Oh, it is? Okay, but I don't think...

Sphere, right? No, no, no. It's in the round. like one side? I don't know. No, it's a circle. Oh, it is? Okay, but I don't think... Sphere, right? No, no, that would be... It's in the round. The fear in his eyes when he's trying to make sure that his fear is a circle. Like, it's just so funny.

Let's see it again really quick. And how weird only to get sound from like one side? I don't know. No, it's a circle. Oh, it is? Okay, but I don't think... Sphere, right?

No, no, that would be... It's in the round, the seating. Yeah, I think... Yeah, the octagon would No, it's a circle. Oh, it is? Okay, but I don't think it's a sphere, right? No, no, that'll be around the seating. Yeah, the octagon will be in the middle. Yeah. Oh. Not a chance. So that's what's

in our semi right now. Not a chance. Right in the middle. Kind of like that layout for the sphere. It's not in the middle so this is like the main area so weird that's very strange is it strange i don't know it is really weird it's weird to me it is okay because i mean you're

used to seeing like ufc events where it's 360 view you know oh right yeah it is yeah it's not a chance yeah you're right it is in the middle oh yeah like all sporting events yeah how terrified bafa is he's like it's it is gonna be yeah that's right that's good i mean he's traumatized dude i don't blame him on that one. Like, uh, what's that one, uh, Christmas movie with the Christmas past Christmas present Christmas future. Is it, is that, uh, the Bahamba guy? Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Charles Dickens, right? I feel like it's like Reddit's past Reddit present Reddit future for Bapa, you know, like it's happening in the moment where he's like oh fuck this is a post happening right as we speak dude can you imagine him in that character i mean

he would never get it tiny tim would be tiny tim starving and he gets a fucking truck you want a truck tiny i need food tiny tim is an intern at t-fat cave oh yeah he's just constantly getting fired and shit and not paid oh how social is tiny tim i can't feel my legs yeah i'm sorry we had to we had to fire you because like staff said you got polio or something we can't have polio right here also no, no vaccine. Yeah. Because the vaccine makes you gay. The staff's saying you got the vaccine and they gave you polio? Is that what it was? What are you, fucking triple boosted, dude?

What are you doing here? He's, like, making fun of the Tiny Tim in the office. Just like, oh, do you see how Tiny Tim walks like this? You see he walks like that, right? He has polio, Brandon. Whatever, dude. Oh, he's gay? Because polio means gay to him. Or he's, like, doing a bit. I heard polio, Brendan. Whatever, dude. Oh, he's gay? Because polio means gay to him.

Or he's like doing a bit. I heard polio makes you gay. Tiny Tim has a neck brace, and Brendan's like, yeah, I choked on Tiny Tim yesterday. Yeah, there's like a video of him doing this, and Tiny Tim's legs are on leg braces. Oh, man. Sometimes you got to show your interns, dude. Okay, I was excited to show you this one, dude. It's posted by Sock Puppet with a lot of underscores.

Has Big Boy Auto Sales LLC been discussed before? Shlub is listed as CEO. Hilarious. Bored in doing some surface level digging on the truck giveaway when I noticed this. LOL. Searched and didn't see it mentioned before, but will delete if it has.

As you can see, Thick Boy Productions. Thick Boy Productions. Big Boy Auto Sales, dude. He started this LLC in April of 2024. The plot thickens like that one comment said with three Cs. It's rare. I didn't expect to see an open corporate appearance on this episode. Yeah, I don't know what that means.

Is that what this website is, I think. I mean mean is that not hilarious to do big boy auto sales with two g's yeah and i that that's how you know it's fake it's not shop dude it's not yeah no chance there's not three things there's it doesn't have three c's yeah okay nice one dude i wasn't born tomorrow big boy auto sales that's so funny there's gonna be commercials of him selling vehicles with big boy that's a logical next step right owning use i think you said that in one of the episodes he owns a dealership dude talk about scam artists car companies crazy man crazy anyways so this is uh another truck winner giveaway. We already watched this, but fuck it. Confidence Search 8648 posted this.

Truck winner announced this week, but don't worry. He's sick of it too. Let's see. All that. One championship. Thanks for having me. Congrats to Mighty Mouse. Love you guys.

The winner of the truck, Drive Fast All Gas, we find out either today or tomorrow. So it will be announced this week. I can't wait. Trust me. I'm as sick of it as you guys are, but the winner will be announced this week. All right, kids. That's sick of it.

He's furious, dude. He fucking sucks. He has to promote it every week, every night. I'm sick of it. Buy more merch. Good, good, good, good, good. Yeah. So let's see this is alright so this one you were laughing at earlier because I accidentally had the audio playing

it's posted by Chin Second Balcony it's called Drake's Girls Drake's Girls cover story for some of her Vegas cloud trips is discussed who's Drake just Drake I think probably Drake okay let's see. Are you guys celebrating the big holiday this weekend? Oh,

dude. What holiday? Mexican Independence Day. Goated holiday. Are you having a big thing? My wife is. She's like going to Vegas for it. Every year they celebrate. My kid's like, what are we doing for Mexican Independence? I'm like, nothing. Wow. Hold on a second. What does going to

Vegas have to do with Mexican independence? It's like the Mac guy. Come on. Be cool, dude. Be cool. You don't have to say anything. You don't have to say anything, but when you see truth, you see truth. And they didn't edit that eggplant in.

It was there. Canelo fights there. UFC matches. All the big bands from Mexico go there. I don't know. They all legally get here. I mean, right? Kamala's like, come on in.

Come on in, everybody. Downtown L.A. is more Mexican than going to Las Vegas. The performers don't think so. Well, yeah, it's money. They want to make money. I told my wife, keep this same energy for July 4th. Disgusting. Yeah, that's gross.

It does make me want ramen, but that was gross. Keep that same energy for July 4th. I think he's just doing a bit. Brennan's doing bits. He's not seriously, you know, it's just a bit. Yeah, but let's be honest. The wife knows.

She knows that she has been cheated on many times, right? Sure. Let's just play that world where she knows and she accepts it, right? Yeah. As a woman, I would be rather furious right and i would go get plowed in vegas dude that's what i would do i'm not saying what she's gonna do i'm saying what i would do is as a woman go get plowed it's probably a girl's trip just like shot say kamala

set the whole thing up kamala harris she set up as her um jonah and then like all their friends that they're meeting illegally Yeah You know they're going down They're getting dicks Yeah You know And you know what Kamala's gonna do dude Go to Magic Mike

Dick all day That's all You know what I mean Drive dick all dag Or you know All back or something Drive dick all dag Drive fast all dag

We interviewed a Trump voter today What do you think Kamala here She's gonna drive dick all day make america great game that's what i want to do make kamala dick again we fucking went there all in vegas getting dick 100 she's going to go get plowed down possibly allegedly uh this one's posted by jazzlikedog4739. Just a quick little chin, dude. We've already covered this, but I find it to be hilarious. And somebody putting a compilation of it together is very much appreciated.

Nice. Time to spill the beans on these motherfuckers. Let's see. My childhood hero. Motherfucker, that's Adam Sandler. I'm like, I'm not going to say anything. And then he looks over at me. I'm waiting for my girl.

She's in the bathroom. I'm waiting for her. He walks over. He goes, what's up, bro? I'm like, no way not going to say anything. And then he looks over at me. I'm waiting for my girl. She's in the bathroom. I'm waiting for her. He walks over. He goes, what's up, bro? I'm like, no way. What's up, man? Then we walk out of the bathroom and he's there and he goes, hey. And he could tell I was looking at him and I'm like telling my kids about him.

He goes, hey. And I walk over. What's up, Mr. Sandler? He goes, so I was waiting and he came up to me. I was at the comedy store two nights before. I think it was around then. He came up to me and was like, you're that funny guy that kicks ass. You're the tough guy that does comedy, right?

You're the ass kicker that tells jokes. So embarrassing, dude. Yeah. How dare he? Right? You're the ass kicker that tells jokes. Yeah, and I was like. He knows who you are.

I was like. Barely. He knew you. Everyone's saying. They're flabbergasted What? That'd be funny if one of their headaches literally exploded Dude Sandler needs to come out and say whether or not

He met Shaw. We cannot trust Shaw No, yeah, you're right. He's too nice a guy though That would be epic if he came out and was like Oh, that white guy that kicks ass, dude Oh, that white guy that kicks ass, dude? Oh, that white guy that gets knocked out a bunch? Something like that. Yeah.

Like, David Spade's dope. I've never met Sandler, but I adore him. I've done a couple readings. So bad, dude. Yeah, he never met him. Is there somebody that you would do that for? I just, like, make up that I met them? Yeah. Isn't that so crazy to

fucking on multiple shows to talk about somebody you never met yeah i mean legs probably i could see i want to meet my legs so bad i could see myself making it up yeah i don't know or tarik maybe oh tarik yeah i talk about tarik already all the time you met him yeah he was like you're like fucking i adore him all right so this one's a pretty great uh posted by poppy choo choo uh i don't know why i sound like that it's called guys like like trying to be like guys gather around right this is a narrative that is being painted on the subreddit. Anything you notice here? They're about the same height.

They're about the same height, dude. Do you know anything about weigh-ins? Like what shows how much you weigh for the fight, you mean? Right. But how do people usually go to weigh-ins? They're wearing not much clothes. They're not wearing shoes. So they're claiming that Joe Rogan's in platforms. You know what I mean?

Okay. Probably adding six inches to a height. Sure. And she is five, five. So what do you think? Well, I mean,

yeah, he's probably short. There should be a segment of this podcast called guest Joe Rogan's height based off these posts. I think he's probably four foot six. God, Jesus Christ. I was like,

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no, no, no, no, a five four five three and a half gentleman dude what do you think that sounds about right five four I think I would say eight inches okay he's definitely has a big dick but I don't know about

that let's see oh god what's happening okay this one's posted by war mode it's called remember when big gulps were a personality trait I get it be no we are all into the truck giveaway saga but i just remember when bren tried to push soda as a lifestyle that's all kids love you and in his bio it says comedy podcast whiskey big gulps that's like something

that'd be on your profile when you are you know 18 to 18 to 20. Middle school. Or something. Or, yeah, middle school too. Like when you can't get a big gulp, like you look forward to a big gulp because you can't drive to go get the big gulp. You know what I mean? But as soon as you drive to get big gulps, you're like, oh, there's way better things than this. There's titties and ass out there and stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. Or, you know, like just some of the, like people with wacky dating profile. Like I'm a pretty simple girl. I like dates and beef jerky i mean that's a terrible example but like something whack like yeah i like the office and fucking sunsets yeah date me if you like sunsets and baja blasts like that's what that's what that is yeah

trx trucks tour tickets whiskey merch at thickboy.com. Big gulps. Just, you know, what came first, the whiskey or the big gulps in Brandon's world? Hopefully big gulps. You know? Whiskey coming first would be a problem. Yeah.

We got an alcohol problem, y'all. what's that joke some some comic has a joke oh john mulaney the mcdonald's joke where the dad just goes to mcdonald's and gets one coffee oh yeah that's a good good bit it's like brendan shaw being like uh daddy can we get big gulp today it's like his mcdonald's is getting big gulps yeah yeah yeah yeah he gets himself a big a big gulp. They don't get a candy bar. Sorry, I had to piss. I took a fucking big gulp earlier today, dude. 7-11. You have it. You're away. We should definitely get big gulps

for the next show, dude. Smart idea. I'm down. Alright, so we got one more post clip, rather. It's always a sad time when we're ending the show off. I wish we could do 10 minutes all day long, dude. Yeah, but it's at 9 30 so yeah true oh fuck 30 seconds 29 it's called uh hey mark wicksky it's uh the post is called brandon showing us all his 32 at act best brains i haven't watched this yet so let's see i'm gonna ask you a question. It's okay.

Do you know who Mexico got their independence from? And let's not read that. He's already reading it. It's too late. There you go. Can he read? Yeah, that's a good question. That would be funny if that was a question. I have a question for you.

Can you read? Don't read that. That's it. Can you read? Don't read that. I didn't see it. Who did Mexico get their fight and get their independence from? The French. The French? The French. No, what did you say?

They got it from the French. No. Which is why the Mexicans speak French. No, they do. They got it from the Aztecs. The Aztecs. No, Spaniards. Okay. Yeah, they...

Yeah. That was mean. Fuck Brian. Yeah. That's not cool. Yeah, did he consent to that questioning, dude? You know? No. Don't put Bop in a corner. Yeah, and try to fuck his way out of it? Yeah, that he would do dude i'm sorry brian i'm not gonna sugarcoat this for you i'm not gonna fucking put sugar over all your dick yeah tell you it's delicious stop being mean to our boy we're gonna come for you we're gonna get you busy oh fuck with my boy i'll spill the beans on you yeah watch out fucking dick that'd be cool if

there was like the Avengers of Joe Rogan's comedians you know yeah dude I'm gonna tell you right now you mess with Brennan you got a problem I will say

on another front so are you Thanos in this or or okay anyways on another front Game of Thrones

you know he's the redacted little finger this guy right here yeah right on Bad Friends I was watching with On another front, Game of Thrones, he's the redacted little finger, this guy right here. Yeah. Right? On Bad Friends, I was watching with Burt Kreischer and Bobby Lee.

Never heard of him. And Bobby Lee calls Burt Kreischer Robert Baratheon, dude. Oh, shit. That is a great. Yeah. Fat drunk guy. Yes. Dies from falling off a horse. That sounds like Burt.

It was a great catch by bobby lee does he watch the show who knows maybe i mean tiger billy does finance most of our shit i mean yeah that's why our sponsors bobby lee right there thank you again bobby you couldn't afford the camera that you sammy's cameras we took your money and we took it we gave it right to them yeah all right everybody hope you had a great hope you have a great week bye