10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub SHOULD'VE KNOWN BOOM | 10 Minutes of Schaub #108

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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Shit fires me up. Here we go. Oh my God, I'm smelling it from here. Oh. Oh. Oh yeah. No, get in there, B. Get in there, B.

Oh yeah. Fuck you. Don't get too close. Fuck you. Oh my goodness. What the? Smelling that, dude, you know what that would do to me? It would drive me nuts!

Maybe we should, we ate a Mexican cookie. I know that's stupid What they're doing But maybe we should do it What is that? Something kind of salt That you do to wake up When you fight What is it called?

Smelling salts Smelling salts Some kind of salt That you smell I did that on purpose Okay That was a shop thing I was impersonating

Something he would do I think it's for weightlifting If I'm not mistaken Oh really? Yeah I thought it was like if you get knocked out or something. So you wake up.

Woo! Nuts! Nuts! Alright, we may have made it. Aw, yeah! Nothing that you asked for, Brian. You brought this on, and it's early. I was going to wait until at least it combed in the back. Hey, what's this, huh? Fuck you! He's funny. He's going to be shooting at least they called me in the back. Hey, what's this, huh? Fuck you.

Dude, Dan, I'm fucking hot. He's going to be shooting heroin by the end of this. I'm cool, guys. Good night. Doing whippets and shit. I'll tell you what, that wakes you up before a show. We have them in the green room. It does.

We pop a little sniff before you go on stage. I leave them in my garage every morning before I get out and head to work. Really? Hit the door with a dog. Oh, yeah. Damn. I got problems, man. Yeah. garage every morning before i get out you had to work really oh yeah yeah only a thousand people can do smelling salts before they go on stage yeah not me dude i'm not i'm not gonna do it no probably not i feel like it would knock you off your game a little bit uh yeah specifically but just in general i mean i've already got to smell what i'm walking around with you know i

mean it's like you think you smell bad? Yeah, dude. Proudly. Okay. Yeah. Deodorants for geese. I'm just kidding. Let's see here. I was in South Central.

Oh, God. All these clips are just going to start with Papa talking. This one's called what Papa saw in Crenshaw, posted by Chin Second Balcony. Do you want to take any guesses what he saw on Crenshaw? The homeless. Maybe a really good truck. I'm going to give him the benefit of the

benefit of the doubt, but how does he say it? I'm going to beg the differ on this. Oh, okay. Let's see. I was in South Central doing car shit, and I saw it. I was in South Central. I was off Crenshaw, and there's a barbecue place. I could see the smoke coming from the chimney, and I was in traffic, and I was smelling.

I'm like, God damn, I bet that's good. Oh, no, I wanted to go in, but I was scared. Straight up. Do you have all your stuff on, too? Yeah, all my chains? Yeah, yeah. I was like, I'm just going to tuck mine in. Go live, and then go in.

I'm just going to tuck mine in. Let's say he gets robbed, right? And he has all this like thick boy stuff, like the jersey, the hat and everything. The Letterman jacket. Letterman jacket, you know? And they're like, give me all your shit. And he starts taking off. They're like, no, no, not that shit.

Not just the money. I don't want any of that shit. Keep that shit. Thick boy? What the fuck? What the fuck is this? They throw it on the ground. You shouldn't even wear that shit around here.

He's like, why? Because it's the wrong color. They're like, no, it just sucks. You look blockbuster. They know the slang. They know the slang. What are we doing here? Yeah.

I'm in a loud ass car. I'm like, I'm just asking to get robbed. You know, one week you can't say you could beat up both of us. And then the next week you're afraid to go into a barbecue place. Yeah, just a barbecue place in Crenshaw. South Central. Look what I say. Every single clip is going to start with him talking.

Yeah, dude, would you be scared to go to a barbecue place? No, I don't think so. Yeah, I wouldn't. You know, if it's like a good restaurant, it's probably just like any other day. You just go to the restaurant and eat there and then leave. And then on the way out, you drive your truck home, you know? And then another question you pose all the time is like,

what happened before that clip? Like, what were they talking about? Why did he say that? I think on these shows, they just talk about their day a lot they don't there's not a lot of planning involved you know we don't have a show sheet on our show but i know they don't have one but simultaneously they may have some writers that are just like we try this yeah and they're like every uh delia and eric are probably like sure's like, yeah. And then he forgets. Yeah. He's like, anyways, show's going downhill. What else, Chin?

And then he's like, pause. I'm going to talk about how I fucking racist, dude. Got to get that in. Yeah. Yeah, because they know they need to throw some stuff to the cats to keep viewership up. So every once in a while, Bob, he's aware of this. He knows everything and how everything works.

Marketing genius. He has to say something racist at least once. Yeah. Well, we got another clip from that same show. Simba's Father Day spelling draws Bapa's ear again this year.

Post by Chin's Second Balcony. There's going to be, I think, two clips about this, but he hits us with one of the classics, dude. Let's see. But the guy who drew this,anna hit up and he had him draw one of me bosty and t at the game cool and he made baseballs with tiger and bosty on it it was nice and then tiger wrote me a card the spelling was so atrocious it drove me the spelling was atrocious Why doesn't he just fix it? Like how he says it.

I don't know. It's funny to point out someone else's flaw. Well, you're saying a flaw. You got a word wrong, but you're making fun of the way kids write. He speaks or he writes how you speak. How? Like right now, you mean? Oh, yeah.

Tiger writes the way that he talks oh atrocious dude that's right i mean what do you expect of these kids they hear him every day i mean that's me fucking nuts hey we saw your dad talking about how bad you are at spelling. I'm so sorry. That's all good. Keep going. I was just saying, it's like kids at school.

They're like, hey, we were watching your pod, and your dad says you're bad at spelling, or the teacher brings him in and like, you got to really work on this, because even your dad notices that you're spelling. Even the teachers know the slang? Everybody does, dude. Yeah. Let's see here this is uh man tears

posted by confident search 8648 oh hell yeah we watched this on the patreon one of the classics daddy let's see here have these theories on why men can't cry in front of each other i think i'm gonna cry it drives me fucking nuts. Nuts. That Brian's at where he's at. I will challenge anyone, any comic, to go on stage after Callan. I'll be the first special

with two unking stools in case, in case I got to tame two lions at the same time. I'm going to go, fuck, if it's the comedy store, where, Zany's, wherever they're at,

and you're telling me Brian's not better. It looks like he just got off stage. Yeah. He's like, shit, the bit doesn't work now. Because he's crying. Shit. Fuck. Better than 99% of those fucking comics.

I have two stools. Dude. Dude. The stools just doubled up. I wonder if that's a comment. Let's see. The comments. It drives me nuts that Shab feels he can judge other comics.

He made Callan a laughingstock. Okay. Yeah, so not. There we go. Alright, let's go to the next clip here. It's called Dad of the Year with the same bit for both chompy. So this is the same clip that we just watched, but a little bit of, you know, different

ingredients. Right, right, right. Different spice. Yeah, father's day was good son made a card for me um it was kind of disturbing because the spelling was so bad and it was very disturbing and then um don't get me wrong it was a great father's day but this is how it went woke up uh both my kids had a card for me boston's just scribble right because he's two so the thing was kind of a nightmare tiger wrote me a card the spelling. Boston's just scribble right because he's two, so that thing was kind of a nightmare. Tiger wrote me a card. The spelling was so atrocious, it drove me nuts. I can't tell now.

Does he think it's funny to say that, or is he legitimately angry that they spell wrong? You know, us comics, we got bits, daddy. Okay, it's a bit. He's committed to the bit. He's committing to making that funny. It's going to be funny one of these times. We got a spelling problem, y'all. he's committed to the bit he's committing to making that funny it's gonna

be funny one of these times we got a spelling problem y'all that's kind of the thing yeah i think tfak is the only open mic podcast where he's like i'm gonna try out a bit here it's gonna be perfect by the time i get to the golden hour dude uh so yeah everything on tfak is just to to see if it will work and if it's like really, then you bring it to the more important show. Yeah. Because they got more viewers. Deity. Deity.

Numbers. Deity. This one's called You Didn't Know That Went Viral. It's posted by Essential15. It's just a reheat of a classic clip. Okay. You know what I'm saying? We've been doing this for two years, so you're going to see the same clip sometimes, dude.

Right, right, right. Well, the kitchen, I mean, you wouldn't get mad at a restaurant for serving a dish that they've served before, right? That was really good. Oh you've had chicken parm once? You're going to eat it again daddy. You're not going to stop serving orange chicken and a P.F. Chang's. On Logan Paul's podcast you had a

camel toe. Oh my goodness. You had a camel toe. Do you remember that? What do you call that? A moose knuckle? That's in this room. That's me nuts. That's a denim vagina. Those are big nuts.

No, those aren't big nuts. That's a denim vagina. No, that's my nuts split like that. You know what the problem is? The jeans are too tight. No, that's not the problem. I'm really thinking about myself right now. I know where you're going with this, Howie.

My nuts are too big. That's not where you're going. What size shoes do you wear? 13. Yeah, it's like, dude, just the joke didn't work. You said that's me nuts five times. Yeah, embrace the ha-ha. It looks like, yeah, they made me have a vagina in that.

I did see it. I don't have one. That would have been better, just that. Yeah, or just being like, what, you want to finger me, Howie? You want to finger my denim vagina? Is that what you want to do? Yeah, yeah, make it awkward. Yeah, make it awkward, dude.

Call him gay. I mean, let's be honest. Howie's making it awkward right now because he's bringing out his fucking vagina, dude. I know, but use your skills Bop you got a lot in your fucking pocket bring it out it's just so funny how he's like no no no I don't have a vagina

that's nuts I have big nuts there's so many things that Bop normally says like can Howie lift right? oh I have a fucking vagina how many chicks do you fuck right? Yeah. Oh, I have a fucking vagina. How many chicks do you fuck, right? Use your fucking skills, dude.

Yeah. Don't back down. Saying the same bit that's not working over and over again, that's backing down, Papa. And we don't do that. We don't do that on TFATK. We're a fighter and we're a kid who's 70 years old. Yeah. That's me gooch.

That's me gooch. That would have been hilarious if you said that. That's me gooch. That's me gooch. That would have been hilarious if he said that. That's me gooch. That's atrocious. Let's see. You know what that means? You have a giant vagina. They always say your shoe size is the size of your vagina.

And that went viral. This shows you how little I pay attention to it. You didn't know that went viral? You can make a shirt out of that I don't pay attention to anything Leave this Don't edit this out It drives me nuts

This guy That's Legs Legs is like I fucked up Legs is so mad that he owns this studio oh sorry it's gonna start every single time but yeah this one's good last week we saw the logo

for D-Fact yeah Drive Fast All Gas greatest show ever made yeah Drive Fast All Gas my bad it's called Stolen Logo Good Long posted by Haphazard and guess what I want, dude. I want your thoughts, daddy. Oh, hell yeah.

I've already seen this. Okay. Let me start. So we hired a designer. The guy said, he's, Oh, I'm really get this. I can help you guys out. Cool. Hire him.

Right. He sends us the stuff. This is two days ago. It's been weeks. Sends us the stuff. Like, damn, Alex, go. We did. You did a great job, man. We have to pay him. Of course. Pay him. Right. Sends us the whole catalog. What damn, Alex Scobie, you did a great job, man.

We have to pay him, of course. Pay him, right? Sends us the whole catalog, what we're going to be offering. There's a bunch of stuff, seasonal stuff, the whole brand, brand awareness, right? Two days ago, so you got to get the whole website, order all the shirts, all the hats, all that shit. Two days ago, Jay goes, hey, man, that logo I've seen before. Oh, no.

Wait, what? Oh, no. Jay goes, I look similar. Remember that Deuces Macchiato like in Venice? Deuces Macchiato. Remember that coffee we had? Jay's like, yeah, dude, I forgot. We stole it.

Or you stole it, it i mean from something else i should have axed jay first the macchiato how could you not ax jay you ax jay everything how could you not hit ax him in this situation similar remember that deuces macchiato like it sounds like macchiato to me man deuces Deuces macchiano. I think what he's referring to is, I don't know how to say it correctly, but it's dough macchina. Oh, yeah. I don't know how to say that correctly. Yeah. But we caught ourselves.

Yeah. It's that company that we saw that. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever it is. But apparently, that's how you pronounce it. Deuces macchiato. Even though there's not a T in macchina.

We were at, I had my favorite shoe out. We went, you rememberina we were at I had my favorite show we went you remember we were at Deuce's Machina Reeves okay and what the fucking logo is he doing Venice

that we always go to a Deuce Machina yeah I think so it's like a European Deuce I want to admit I thought

to this day right this moment I thought it was deus machina. Yeah, me too. But he said deus. Deus machina. And Callan, you know, he never fucks up on pronunciations. Afghanistan. So he knows. Yeah.

Okay. Black ship in the fucking vent. Deus machina. Yeah, Jay goes, no, I've seen that. I go, I get out of your fucking out of your mind and sure enough bro

it's the it was the exact same logo oh that's a big problem problem oh you well this guy took

the logo you get trouble for that. Well, yeah. Might as well have been a Nike swoosh. Oh, I see what they're saying. The guy he hired stole the logo. Yeah, a shocker.

Yeah, the team did it again. Wow, you know, T-Fat K is like Scooby-Doo when they fuck up. It's like, they were on things that they fucked up, or I guess that's not very Scooby, but they always pull off the mask, and the villain is always the team.

Yeah. You know? Yeah, I should have known. And then they pull it off, and the guy's like, I should have known not to trust you kids or whatever. That also doesn't work. But it is the team. It is the team every time.

The perpetrator is always in the mystery machine, dude. Mm-hmm. Yeah, dude. Let's see. I go, oh. And remember, we're all built, ready to go. I go, well, no. We have embroidery on the seats.

We have all sorts of... Wait, wait, wait. So I call him. I go, no. So that's point of no return. Hold on here. You know I figured my shit out. I call him.

I go, bud. Just the way that you call it. You know I figured my shit out. I go, I call him. I go, bud. Just the way that you call it. You know I figure my shit out. Okay, deity. I'm not going to let him get me. I also want to bring attention to his shoes. It's like they're more laces than shoe, you know? Yeah, that's true.

A lot of lace in that shoe. And also, I don't know if you caught it, dude. There's a new rain in that cup holder, Diddy. Where? That white. Oh, shit. The white rain. We need to get a white rain.

We need to get a white rain. I haven't noticed on the very bottom of the screen all those fucking rogue nicotine things. Oh, shit. It's a lot of nicotine, man. He's got at least a whole pack in his mouth right now, dude. Pause. Someone's like, the most. Yeah.

You told me this was all original. You drew it by hand. You created it by hand. He goes, yeah, I did. I go, no, you didn't. He goes, yeah, I did. I said, no, told me this was all original. You drew it by hand, created by hand. He goes, yeah, I did. I go, no,

you didn't. He goes, yeah, I did. I said, no, you didn't send him. I go,

what's this? He said, I don't know. That's not mine. I go, no, no, no.

That's the exact logo from that company. Bubba Bubba. You sent me that. He goes, ah, pistons, a piston. No,

no, no. It's not though, dude. It's the exact same fucking logo. Yeah. Tell that to, to the courts. Oh, we'll get sued. You don't have a brand. So's the exact same fucking logo. Yeah, tell that to the courts.

We'll get sued. You don't have a brand. So he got fired and then we hired him. Getting fired by Brennan Schaaf is just the funniest idea to me, dude. Hey, man, we can't. You got to go, man. I don't think you're good at your job. You stole this thing.

You got to get the fuck out. Yeah, he takes the shoe and're good at your job. You stole this thing. I know you got, I got the fuck out. Yeah. He takes the shoe and dips it back and drinks it in front of you. You better drive fast and all gas out of this fucking studio, dude. And don't run into legs. Cause he's pissed. And we're not going to pay you either.

We weren't going to pay you any anyways. Yeah. Oh no. He paid him good. That's right. Good. Watch a new guy who works with our boy, Meat Eaters. He works with Meat Eaters.

Ken Block did Ken Block stuff, did the Hoonigans. He's great. He's like, I'll fix it. So he fixed it. We got it in time. But yeah, it was, that's all I was dealing with. Whoa, dude. Thank God for your brother.

For my brother and for Mark. Oh, man. Mark here. I was like, man. It's like there always has to be a Mark in the studio. At all times. Yeah. What are we going to do?

Disaster preparedness. We have disaster preparedness. We always have a Mark, okay? Always have a location we can go to. One person named Mark is there. I hope the Marks at the studio know the history of Marks in the studio. You know what I mean? Right.

He's like Mark 3. Mark 3. That's so funny. He's like Mark 3. Mark 3? That's so funny. Like Mark going into different speeds. Even more Mark. This next time we're not going to fuck up. We got like a second Mark. We need even more Mark this time. Like a Mark 3 or 4. People are like, alright, yeah, because he's their boss. And they don't

understand what he's saying, but they know they have to do it. And I know everyone at home is wondering, yeah, the guy that's in our studio, his name is Mark. That's true. Hey, what's up, dude? What's saying, but they know they have to do it. And I know everyone at home is wondering, yeah, the guy that's in our studio, his name is Mark. That's true. Hey, what's up, dude? What's up, Mark? Shh, shut up. Don't say nothing. Well, no, we won't pay you. No, we're not paying you. It's an internship. Look it up. Boom. Honey, I think I've

seen it before. Yikes! Do you know what I mean? I get it. I'm like, damn, that's sweet. I'm going on to the next thing. What was this guy thinking? Peaceful people are unbelievable. You know what I did though? I read Draco's book. I take full accountability. I went good. I went, oh, that's on me.

Like it's heated conversation me likes in the team. I go, you know what, dude? He's I'm so sorry, man, but I'll make it right. No, no, that's on me. We're not going to work with you again. I said it's on me. He's what do you mean? I go my bad. He's saying this to the guy you fired. Yeah, I think so.

It's confusing because he said, like, I'm in a meeting with executives at Thickboy, which, you know what I mean? The board. Yeah. Are you allowed to call yourself an executive if it's for a podcast or a YouTube show? Apparently, he thinks so. Yeah. There's a CTO.

Instead of a chief financialist, chief truck officer, dude, CPO, chief piston, CVO, chief valve officer. That's fucking good.

Yeah. Yeah. They probably do have all those things. CSOs, chief supercharger officer. I assumed when we hired a high level artist designer like this I assumed you weren't going to

take it from another company that's on me that's what you said yeah I went that's on me my bad for assuming at the cost

you charge that you weren't going to copy for somebody else I said that's on me I should have noticed it right away and I didn't

because you charged less right no he didn't charge less, he didn't charge less. Oh, he didn't charge less. No. I went, that's on me. He's like, ah, I appreciate it, man. That's all good. I said, that's on me. I said, you know what, dude? Thank you for the lesson.

Dude, you know what? This is when I have to speak up. The fact that he's literally trying to take the blame and that guy's response was like, hey, thanks. Yeah, well, that guy's a piece of shit. me a break i don't understand the interaction it doesn't sound like something that happened yeah why would that guy say thank you look at uh brendan's face right now dude it's like yeah we're doing it right now dude that face is so weird to me you know yeah he's kind of like i just told this this made up story and now I've said it.

He's like, everyone agrees. They all do. He's a little Trumpish here. Mm-hmm. That guy, that guy's, that guy's whole life is that.

That guy's whole life is that. Come on, He's just duplicitous. He knows what he's doing. Just. But the, the best way out of that is to do exactly that. 100% of it.

All good? Yeah. And by the way, isn't it easier in a way? It's like, it's on me, you know. But what are you going to do? Fight with him? No. And like, no. Keep the money. No, no. All right I went, all good? Yeah. And by the way, isn't it easier in a way? It's like, it's on me, you know. But what are you going to do?

Fight with them? No. Keep the money? No, no, all right, cool. On the next.

Well, I took this with my, my, my. Okay. That's what, yeah, that's what I say to people

who rob me. I go, hey, it's on me, dude. I shouldn't have been here. Yeah. No,

it's good. Take the money. Okay. I shouldn't have gone to this barbecue restaurant. Now you got all my money, but I'm happy. You know what? I learned a lesson. Never go to a barbershop in this neighborhood because I'm a racist.

That's on me. Went to barbecue on Crenshaw. That's on me. And then, you know, another thing, nothing being racist. That's also on me, you know, because I am. All right. So throughout this episode, I want to check in on the GRE because people are making chins as we clip, you know what I mean?

Live. Live. Okay. So we got two new clips. Oh, geez. Let's see here. This one's called Squirrel Shop posted by Gazelle Firm 8510. This is the first time in Timo's history

we're doing live cleans that's crazy chin fuck chips fuck you know what the word is

yeah look at Kelvin he's the face of he's not tired at all he's fine dude a guy because remember in the UFC

he wasn't a huge name he was fun to watch we didn't have like a great record and we're like alright he's fun but he's not gonna be world champ but he didn't have like a great record and we're like alright he's fun but he's never gonna be a world champ

leaves so I'm gonna do Bare Knuckle and then just starts being the shit on all these fucking Hall of Famers crazy

it's such a fun story dude bro you got so many pouches in your mouth you sound like a squirrel that'd be nuts dude yeah see Joe Rogan see people saying

Joe Rogan's not funny. We'll check that out. One of a thousand. I can't even do the voice anymore. He's like a squirrel. Are you going to say something? Because I was talking to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you wait for him to go, bro. The most squirrel. Old squirrel shop over there. The Moe Squirrel. Old Squirrel Shop over there. Old Squirrel Shop. Whoa. D-Rod just left. Brendan Squirrel. This is a very good fight. Hey, man, give me some of those smelling salts.

Oh, let's go. The show is so fire, he has to smell salts to stay awake. Alright, let's see. This is another clip called Something's Off posted by Chin Second Balcony. This is he just posted this four minutes ago. Daddy, consider ourselves lucky, dude. Let's see here.

All right, that's all bullshit. You're never getting away from the government. I don't even believe in signal. I've been talking to these people on like the guy Moxie who made signal. What's the matter? My glass smells funny matter my glass smells funny glass smells funny i just smell something i smell something does it smell like whiskey no i mean i smell it like an old whiskey it smells like soap like like dirty water the tiger thick

merch is available right now finally came in kiddos over 21 it finally came in straight off the boat from japan finally your boy's whiskey tiger thick bad name smells like dirty water drink it get it in the store for half off all right well we'll check back in later this is gonna be a long episode daddy um we've got another clip here from web tastyasty called Working Over Five Hours in One Day is Such a Beast. How long do you work? You know, standard. Eight inches.

Exactly. I just tried to. Oh, my bad. Hey, I was exhausted Chief Wahoo hat dude Again dude He's committed to this I was exhausted after episode 1000

By the way The electric car is getting Fucked by the truck I don't know if you saw that That's classic T-Fat K right there dude Nice Yeah what does that mean What's classic T-Fat K right there, dude. Nice. He's on sin. Yeah. What does that mean?

What's like on the frame, like in the picture? Oh. The frame. Somebody's going to correct that. It's you with the fucking, you're not in my movies. People don't realize, so. Because it was emotional. Not even emotional.

But Chin edited it down to like three hours and 30 minutes. It was over five hours. But, well, five hours but well five hours of filming yeah yeah but for the viewers it's three hours

and 30 minutes yeah but we were here for five longer than that than the reads yeah we got done it was six hours straight we started at 11

we didn't get done like you know I was tired four or five I'm like ah yeah well you know the reads are

it's gonna be the longest part of a TFAFat K episode. Can't even say his own name. Yeah. Other words? I mean, that's crazy. They went from something filming for six months to five hours. That's progress.

That's true. This show they can really get out soon. But the Drive Fast, All Gas, or as it was formerly known, Toontown? Years. Be years. A lot of production goes into that. What do you like better? Do you drive fast all gas or as it was formerly known, Toontown? Years. Years. A lot of production goes into that. What do you like better? Do you Toontown or drive fast all gas?

Toontown. It's just like there's a nostalgia thing there for me. I remember Bapa with the truck that was bad. And then he had to go there and the guy tried to scam him. And then they never really resolved that. So that was bad and then he had to go there and like the guy tried to scam him you know and then they never really resolved that so that was really cool and then he got the lightning dude because the lightning it that he was even like that was the first truck that was ever supposed to go fast right and then when they were doing donuts in the desert or whatever dude and like and then the buggy when they were driving the buggy all slow i don't this... This might just be me. I'm a homer.

I'm like a guy that likes my stuff. I beg to differ. Oh, really? I think it's the best show I've ever seen. Alright, let's see here. Do you think he's going to address why he had to change it? I was exhausted.

What has happened to your computer, dude? Oh dude oh yeah what the fuck just happened right now what is happening okay we're back dude sorry we fucking there was a little bit of a issue there don't talk about it just chill out man this drives me nuts let's see the next clip here dude uh okay so this is uh you know there's sometimes on this show where you need to be reminded why we do this and I think this is one of those times daddy read that caption there easily the worst thing Bapa has done is make up a fake story about Tiger having

severe seizures and only CBD oil could cure it within a couple of weeks he started promoting the CBD company he had obviously made a deal with several weeks prior come on Bapa what are you doing what are we doing here man you can't do that that's not good this is like you know yeah it's a little that's dicey dicey that's something mr whole foods would do okay we don't do that here and that was posted by a various concept 2615 so shout out to that chin clip. Let's see this next

one. Okay, so this is Dalia seeing a 16 year old and his DM is posted by Optum0. Not much need to be said there. Just a funny little picture, dude. This is that face right there, dude. Duh.

Duh. Alright, let's go to the next one. Okay, so new merch drop. Stay tuned and stay thick. Posted by Todd Doroki. Christ Calabasas. It drives me nuts.

IDMN. We talk all the time. I'm so dumb, dude. I thought that was real until you read it. Drives me nuts. I was looking at the peanut thing and I was laughing in my head like, why do they have a Mr. Peanut symbol because it's not real brandon uh okay let's go to the next clip they're all going to start playing right away so we just got to prepare ourselves for that fucking computer is not working right now okay uh okay so this is um a podcast appearance that shop had not gonna lie though kind of let down by all the

clips that chinned out of this okay boppa um i don't know bubba uh this one's supposed to be haphazard is called that's not what pound for pound means in any facet and please help me out and understand this first of all boppa has like a brain meltdown at the beginning of this clip oh yeah yeah i can. I've had that happen. See, I don't think Islam got, you know, I'm not saying too much. From Dana at least. Dana, you didn't hear him really talk too bad about Sean. How could you give him that pound for pound right now when Jon Jones is still active?

But I agree with Dana on that. That is wild. What do you mean? Jon's your pound for pound number one. But all that's up for, you know, it's your pound for pound number one. All that's up for your perspective, because if pound for pound means they're all in a room and whoever walks out to me, John. If you're pound for pound, it just depends pound for pound.

So, see, I don't think Dan was criticizing Islam on that. What's the title of the clip? That's not what pound for pound means. See, I knew I was going to miss the point of the whole thing. According to Shab, if you all go in a room together whoever comes out is the pound for pound oh meaning like all the best fighters go in yeah but that's not what it means because then it's like you know what's his name i'm not gonna say somebody's name you can't have jingling going there with fucking John Africa. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I see, I see. Yeah, that doesn't make sense. That doesn't make sense. I can't, yeah, hilariously, he doesn't know another thing, obviously. And he's a fighter, and his whole thing is that he comments on these things, and he does companions and all that, and he still doesn't know what this very basic thing is in fight terminology.

But I'm sorry, I can't get past all the necklaces on the screen. Is this a necklace podcast? Oh, shit, dude. I didn't even notice that. It just says Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson. Which is also the name of the podcast. And I'm like, is this a podcast about necklaces? And they just happen to be talking about fighting during this.

That's what I can't. But yeah, no, pound for pound, yeah, no. That's not at all what it means. It just means like your weight, you'd be the best in comparison to everyone else. Can I tell you a little secret? Yeah. With the name I was going to say? What?

I was going to say Mickey Mouse instead of Mighty Mouse. That's why I stopped myself. There's not a chance his name is Mickey Mouse. Never stop yourself. Always just go because that's where the funny comes in. We will botch it just like that. Okay. Same podcast.

Essentially, we're trying to be Tay Fat K. They're trying to be us. We got their chairs. They have our brain damage. Yeah. And ever since we started recording and watching them, they've been more redacted. So it's kind of working. They steal lingos. And pretty soon, you know,

maybe they're going to have a fucking raccoon in their shit. Who knows? Golden hawk, golden duck, dude. Yeah, hawks and ducks. We stole that from them. They steal it back. All right, let's go to the next one. Okay, so this is called Brendan.

Post and Ghost Shop responded immediately to my comment asking which charity the truck giveaway proceeds will go to proceeds and as you can see here the comment is which charity will the proceeds from his raffle go to go ahead and give us your shop here Dean a hero for veterans patients young grasshopper all details go live July 8th

appreciate how concerned you are about charities though and then this guy says it seems like a very worthy cause and I'm glad to see your non-profit organization known as All Fast Toast. Okay. Get off the ground.

The trolls are so mean. Shav is just no match for any. He's so stupid. Remember like the last episode we were saying he's an idiot surrounded by villains or whatever which is something that Walsh said too he's no match for anyone so any troll and these are people that are very clever

so like of course they're gonna outwit him at any conversation they have with him online he's just constantly embarrassed by people that call him out. Shout out to ads and bads. That's who posted that. Everyone.

Every name. Any facet. All right. Let's see what this next one is. Another jewelry podcast. One. Let's go. It's called,

uh, he needed, he needs an entourage to go on a podcast. Just like every other blue collar truck Posed by haphazard. Let's see here. Bring him in. Bring him in. Bring him in.

We got Brandon Schaub in the house, the one and only. One of the most legendary fighters, incredible media, funny dude. I don't know if you guys have ever seen a stand-up comedy. I actually watched one time. We're getting a little hint here, dude. Best men's chain. Best men's chain. Okay, so this guy sells necklaces

i've also i got followed by this guy with crazy tattoos named jackson just like this there's no way it's the same guy right all right let's let's watch the clip i'm gonna see if i also got followed but no that's a that's a spam account dude that's oh yeah it's not real okay it's probably trolls trying to fuck with us dude let's see here fantastic this guy is multi-talented multi-faceted and he has a multi-talented team walked in here with like 30 people deep I thought it was a team to come pick up this guy to fight Sean Strickland but it wasn't

he was the only guy one of the only guys on the other team on the ultimate fighter that I actually liked I only hung out with Rampage like me and him hit it off right away but I was on the other team so I'd always go practice with him. You guys were friends?

Yeah. That's where we met. Yeah. I spar around with his son and stuff man. His son was real cool. He was married young. You know,

he's like, you always respect the guys like you that get married and don't be cheating around on their wife and stuff like that. I hope Bear grow up to be like that.

Don't be cheating around on their wife and stuff like that. Yeah. I hope Bear grow up to be like that. Don't be cheating around on their wife and stuff like that. I hope Bear grow up to be like that. Don't be cheating around on their wife and stuff like that. I hope Bear grow up to be like that. Dude, what if we cut and it's just me wearing a giant necklace? I'm too lazy to get up and get it but that would be funny yeah isn't it sad how there's some podcasts where you just like don't care right away oh yeah yeah jackson i just it's what are they even talking about what are you doing here

like what's the point you're just trying to like you're trying to sell me something right away it's like i don't care you know what i mean well you know it says it's about marketing b dude this they push this shit they rain his this guy's rain as necklaces okay that's all we asked you just buy some fucking rain get yourself a helix mattress dude and try the new flavor of rain called jelly rolls brother yeah and i have a new venture that i'm going into called cooney's necklaces um and we'll put it we'll put a graphic on the screen please call me i need this move this merch yeah dude daddy needs money uh this one's called diddler's influence on bean dip i think they misspelled brendan but it's posted by chin second balcony let's see here that no diddy i

didn't i didn't know Girls either Like some Like if we go to the football games You're like The fuck is going on here I know It's like It's like It's like middle schools

I know Middle schoolers Look like high schools I know High school kids Look like college kids Yeah It's just

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Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, God. Chang's guys are fucking crazy, man. I'm looking forward to completing your dream. There's no such thing as a 14-year-old girl anymore. They go from like 6 to 25. Those days are longer.

They go from 6 to 25. They go from 6 to 25. Shout out to Tappan Skins. Shout out to Tappan Skins. Mm-hmm. Shout out to Tappan Skins. He used to make all these songs. Oh, he probably still does, but he makes songs of, like, comedians. They're pretty funny. Oh, okay.

Tappan Skins. Check him out. They go from 6 to 25. I'm a sicko. They go from 6 to 25. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, really, dude? Dun, dun, dun. Ha, ha, ha, ha. all right let's see the next one i think another necklace plug dude yeah i would never fucking chill or wear necklaces on a pod dude yeah that's crazy um this one's called tiger sick talk and mr 1.1 out of 10 gives stand-up advice posted by chin second balcony do you have a notepad? No, I forgot it What's up with Tiger Thick?

Why you didn't bring me none? I should've I got wasted last time White girl wasted on this I have whiskey Tiger Thick I thought it was Thick Tiger No, you were calling it something else

No, you were calling it the N-word Thick Thick Tiger No you were calling it something else No I was calling it Thick Tiger No you were calling it the N word Thick Thick Nigga? Nigga Thick? Why you do that to my man's brain? I didn't do that It was really good I was hoping he would bring something

But I guess cars and whiskey don't match Rampage drunk on the podcast is something we don't eat either We've only seen it once You were just hanging out with Aaron Rodgers Yeah that's my boy. Okay. Yeah, so we have a project. We're starting the three of us together.

That's why I was with Aaron and Aubrey because they're going to get involved in the whiskey. Oh, no. Is he missing OTAs, minicamp? He's only played for 25 fucking years. You know, stand-ups, the way he's in that. You think so? I don't think I have the balls.

I want to try out. I want to try out. Quipping a pussy. I think you could do it. Rambage could hold it. Yeah, you would kill it. He got that. You think so? Hell yeah. I don't think I have the balls. I want to try out. I want to try out. Quipping a pussy. I think you could do it. Rambage could hold it. Yeah, you would kill it. You got that. But again,

don't go in thinking, oh, this is going to be great. I'm going to dominate. I'm the next Bill Burt. No, just, it's going to be like fighting your first time. Like, the first time

is going to be rough, man. Throwing punches like this and shit. So it just takes time. You have to see what jokes land and stuff. You just got to work. Just like anything,

you just got to work. I'm going to cry. It drives takes time. You have to see what jokes land and stuff. You just got to work. Just like anything, you just got to work. I'm going to cry. It drives me nuts. What did you get from that? I just wrote small teeth, exclamation point, and gadouche. Okay. This is what I got right here. Well, it's good, you know, because a lot of people go in thinking they are going to be Bill Burr on their first time.

I mean, yeah. I looked in the mirror and I was like, oh, thinking they are going to be Bill Burr on their first time. I mean, yeah. I looked in the mirror and I was like, oh, shit, I might actually be Bill Burr the first time. You look like him. Exactly. You look like a Bill Burr had a salsa on his potatoes. Bill Furr, as they've been called. Or Buffalo Bill Burr. Let's see here.

Bill Burr. Bill Burr. Bill Burr works, too, dude. Yeah, these are all things I've been called. Let's see this next one. know it's like you okay so ramp we already seen this but it's rampage trolling bapa uh post about prestigious state 27 let's see here you know it's like you always respect the guys like you that get get married and don't and don't be cheating around on their wife and stuff like that yeah i hope bear grow up to be like that i don't i don't think i around on their wife and stuff like that. Yeah. I hope Bear Grylls to be like that. I don't think I'm being like that.

Hold on, dude. Jackson, dude. You got to watch Jackson like a hawk, man. Yeah, dude. He will light you up. Jackson, do you have a friend? Sam. Sam.

Okay, so this one's called Complete Inability to Engage in Self-Criticism or Analysis Posted by Haphazard. Let's see here. I've never heard that heard that yeah that's the thing they do all the top tight ends go down there he's like the leader of it tight end university so they all go they all hang together and the best of the best all go there wow do you know how heartbreaking it'd be if you were a Titan and you don't get invited to that? You were a Titan. Yeah.

Gadoo! You didn't get invited. Now you're in a red chair. What do you think about that? How do you like that map? I didn't get invited to Titan U. It wasn't around. What do you think?

It's not like your size differentiation is that big. It's not that you were pretty fast, right? Yeah. Good hands, I'd imagine. Tough. What is it that you think is the difference? I mean, a million things, bud. I don't know about that.

Was it not being seen by the right people? I don't know. I don't know. A million. I heard. It's tough to get. Was it the team's fault? Only a thousand can do it.

He's not going to go to T.E.U. He's going to T.B. You do T-ball University. Yeah. Or C.T. You see where they study. Well, sorry. They study his brain.

Let's see what's wrong for other people that are affected. Amelia, I heard stuff to compare myself to George. I heard guys that played with you. Matt McChesney yeah he said that you just didn't get seen by the right guy

sure yeah but even if I did I mean the chances even if you got seen it's like even that it's a thousand things I mean George Kittle dude

yeah just different just different if you gotta cover him he's catching balls on you I mean yeah all pro dude all pro all pro, dude.

All pro. All pro in the NFL as a white guy? Well, I was more impressed with this guy who was way... I was bringing back to life. Yeah, this is... You know where I went to? Where? Rain University, dude. Yeah.

Yeah, drink that rain. Yeah, dude. That was a ridiculous, obvious lie there. He said I wasn't around when he was there, but then Brian was like, I talked to a guy. He said they just didn't see you. Not addressed. You know where I went? Man class, daddy. Oh, shit.

Even better, dude. That's like the Harvard of stand-up specials. Yeah, dude. You should go to Necklace University, dude. That's where I'm trying to get to next, Jackson University. Let's see this one. This is called, I call it Shake Shake posted by Haphazard. I don't know. i haven't seen this

one of our guys uh i'm concerned by the amount or the little amount of tiger thick in here only one it's only one and he's hiding it it looks like behind safety shot which i don't even need dude safety shot don't get you fucked up be father's day out there i'm the only dad in here but did you guys do anything for your fathers on Father's Day? Case, not even a call? Not a text? I mean, he shot home me a text. Shot home me a text.

Chin? Yeah, my dad came by to my apartment. We just had food. Screen food and Shake Shack. He passed away. He died afterwards. Thank God I was just Shake Shack and not the food that you make. That would have been so disrespectful to your father.

You dishonor me. Okay. That's what Chin's dad would say if he made food for him. He'd be like, you dishonor me. Condoms are for sex, not food. Why is it? He pulls out a condom out of his food. What is this?

I'm assuming Shab's going to say Shake Shake right now, dude. Oh. Because he said that he and his dad got Shake Shack. Yeah. You got the best brains. Shake Shack, huh? Shake.

What do you love? Shake Shake? Got him. Shake Shack. Shake Shack, huh? Shake. What do you love? Shake Shake? I call it Shake Shake. That's what me and the kids call it. Shake Shake. Yeah, the Stack Shack Shake Shack what do you love Shake Shack

I call it Shake Shack that's what me and the kids call it Shake Shack yeah the Stack Shack have you had that it's the one that has the mushroom that has it's deep fried with cheese inside and a beef patty oh that's awesome

I give Shop credit to he might have had a burger pizza from Chin and right when he hears mushroom, he's like, Oh, Nope. Yeah. He's worried. That's part of like, it's not just shake shack. It's chin's creation. He said, he took a burger. What'd you do with the burger? I, you know, I put on top of a pizza. Yeah. No, it's like, no, I'm out. Done. Done. Yeah. Yeah. Hey shop, come over my place. We're having shake shake. He's like,

I'm out. I'm out. Yeah. Hey, shop. Come over my place. We're having Shake Shake. He's like, I'm out. I'm out. Boom. Just regular shack burgers, which are great. Well, that's nice, dude. Did you drink last night or this morning? Not this morning. Really?

Yeah, I don't do. No. I cut it in half now. The whole game getting better, dude. Getting better. Getting better out there, man. That's cool. I call it Shake Shake. That's so weird to ask.

Did you drink this morning? Like out of nowhere, dude. What is that? Did you drink this morning? Okay. One time there was this, that reminds me, there was, there was this prank app back in the day called prank Al. And I got the, the manager of the bar to call the owner and vice versa, just cause I thought

it would be funny that I worked at. And the manager is kind of a drinker. And so they call each other and the prank owl makes it look like, uh, this guy is calling this guy to this guy. And it makes it look like to this guy that this guy's calling him. So they both think the other guy's calling and they go, Hey. And the owner or the manager goes, Hey. And the owner goes, Hey. And they go, uh, and the manager goes, you called me. And the owner goes, no, you called me. And then the manager's like, the owner goes hey and they go uh and the manager goes you called me and the owner goes no you called me and then the manager's like no you called me

man and then there's an awkward pause and you only get to listen to 30 seconds and the owner goes drinking already Sean I felt so bad it was also one of the funniest things I've ever seen so that kind of reminded me of that that's hilarious dude I don't know what the ending of this is shake that's what we mean the kids call it shake shake they do not call it shake shake

yeah what's the over under on if they call it shake shake i would say 2080 okay yeah dude not a chance if you wanted to hurt me you got me me, brother. Or 80-20, I guess, is over under. Let's see this one. This is Eric looking real secure in himself nowadays. Posted by Skirt Dirtith. Dude, you've been a guest on so many podcasts, and I can't remember a time where you said anything funny. Keep crying. Oh, fuck.

That's fucked up, dude. Yeah, come on. Yeah, that's fucked up. I mean, it is a Hawk move, but, you know what I mean? Be cool, dude. funny keep grinding bro oh fuck that's fucked up dude yeah come on yeah that's fucked up i mean it is a hawk move but you know i mean be cool dude and then you want to read eric's response right i mean 20 year career it's crazy so many tv shows and movies i've been in people keep having me on like what is happening you should really hit up jim carrey ray romano tim allen adam sandler and ask them about it why you work with this guy, dude? You and me both.

I thought it was just me. Anyways, thanks for the message. Got him. Eric will let you up, dude. Don't come at a hawk with duck tendencies, bro. How do they not understand that sharing this kind of stuff just promotes more of it?

They don't get it, dude. They'll never. I don't know. Or maybe they think not sharing it is like admitting failure or something. I don't know. You know what, though? It's posting and ghosting, dude. That's the fucking issue here.

Sure. They post and ghost, and then they fucking don't know what's happening with what they post. What the reaction is, yeah. Yeah. Or he just reads that. He sees a message. It hurts his feelings, but he thinks, good. Good.

He replies back with a super cringe message, and then he sees it again like this, and he goes, good. Right? It just never sinks in. If you always say good to something bad that happens, you're never going to realize, like, how do I prevent this in the future? So there are some flaws in Jocko's logic there. Oh, there's flaws in Jocko's logic, dude? A little bit. Good.

Yeah, even that. It's an outlook on life that is unsafe and not good for you to have. Yeah. All right. Let's see what's next here. Okay. We got another diamond necklace fucking clip here. It's a show truck posted by Confidence Search 8648.

Let's see. Oh, like my motor's different than yours now. Like it's in Fort Worth, Texas right now. I just put it on a truck bed on Wednesday. Fully rebuilt motor, bigger blower, transmission. Everything's fully rebuilt. Who did that? Who did that work for you?

Chris at Bailey's Hyper Performance. You're taking that one off-road and jumping in and out? No, that's the thing about that. Now it's turned into a straight show car. So that thing would be everywhere, dog. You killed the dog. No, I didn't do any of that shit. The dog was a show dog.

That's how he fires people. That's how he fired that guy that did the, um, the logo. Yeah. He's like, he's like, are you firing me? He's like, no,

no, no. Now you're a show artist. You're a show guy. What does that mean? George is like, you're a show intern. Yeah.

You're a show intern. Now I'm not. You're a show Mark. Like Mark. Yeah. He's the biggest. Yeah. Some would say the most show Mark. Like we are. Yeah. He's the biggest. Yeah.

Some would say the most show mark. Uh, all right. So this one's posted by dicey redact. It's called doesn't matter if it's true with the thinking emoji. It's called why anyone associates with Brenda is mystifying. He's a callous, bumbling idiot. Be cool.

Uh, Chris and Brian have a scarlet letter to bear forever. True or not having this idiot around only compounds everything the families that have to endure what completely redacted shit he says week after week is fucked everyone around him should cut ties with him like rogan theo and many others or he'll keep lighting you up be happy father's day to all you chombies oh everyone should fucking leave him alone, dude? Good.

Yeah, I know. That's when you get deeper inside the fucking thick world. Yeah, dude. It's a thick, thick world. Like, we both went through some shit there. Different because you actually went through the actual bullshit. And then you got to realize I basically going through it with my brother because we're in this marriage.

So it was like a double side thing. You go first though. Well, I mean, part of it's losing everything, you know, like part of it's just going through, like you, you spend your whole life building something and then just out of the blue, somebody says something about you, tells a story about you. It doesn't matter if it's from 1999. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's true. Your whole life. matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's true.

Your whole life is most important. It doesn't matter if it's true. Fuck how old it is. That's so dicey. I don't even have anything to say about it. That's so crazy. That's the diciest thing of all time. Next clip.

This is the last clip of the day, dude. That's so crazy, dude. It doesn't matter if it's true. Hey, Brendan. Yeah, they fake ass. I'm trying to be like a tfk i don't know i mean almost like brendan's trying to be like mention the fact that it's not true you know he's almost like the voice of reason there and calum's like yeah so wrong dude dude uh let's see this next one. Okay, so this is a classic.

We already know this one. End of the day on an El Gallo clip, dude. It should be El Gallo. Reheated dishes from the Chang's Hall of Fame. Happy Juneteenth from Thick Boy Nation. Sometimes you look at UFC Tonight and like, is that the best panel possible? Or you're just trying to check out the boxes.

We get it, UFC Tonight, Fox. You're out the boxes we get it ufc tonight fox you're not racist we get it you have an all-black panel we get well we get it we get it man you know are these are now i'm gonna ask again are those the best brains and speakers for the art for the general audience and like sometimes like Is the barbecue restaurant safe? He's like, we get it. It has good chicken. We get it. The barbecue sauce is forward.

We get it. They picked up the bag. But is it safe to go inside in this neighborhood? Am I going to get robbed? This barbecue is nuts! All right. That's our episode. See you next week.