10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub STEALS ANOTHER JOKE! Instagram deep-dive | 10 Minutes of Scheeb #48

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

Forty Eighth episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

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But anyways, that's not why you're here on this week's episode of 10 minutes of shop. We're going to switch it around a little bit. We are going to do 10 minutes of shop on his Instagram page only. So without further ado, start the chin clip. All right. So let's check out his social media.

He doesn't post. Yeah. Let's see all the posts that he's ghosted. Yeah. Okay. So this one says K earth, K earth. Let's start here.

First of all, look at those likes, B. I'm a numbers guy. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. A lot of likes, dude. To me, that's a lot of likes, yeah. Except for the one with D'Elia. The one with D'Elia got 600 likes.

All the other clips have almost double that. Yeah. Sorry, Chris. Oh, well, let's give him some credit. Really, dude? This is the Israel Adesanya knockout. Let's see what this is about. Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! He's out, bro. He's out. He's out. Three grand, baby. And Izzy. Out. Down. What is he pointing at?

Izzy. Dude, he's such a bad motherfucker. He just took it back. Too much weight cut. Izzy, I fucking love you. Too much weight cut. Wow. What a champion.

Here's the thing. Even though the series is three to1, that chapter's over. You've never seen a fight ever again. It's over. Look at him. Dude. Your brain will hurt from that. Did you see Oscar Woka?

He's the greatest champion. I don't even know if you can pause Instagram. I love when he does that thing with his voice. That's over. This makes sense. That's my favorite job. Is his voice, the, that's over. This makes sense. That's my favorite job. Is there more? Yeah, I believe so.

Pretty unique. Pretty blockbuster clip to post on your Instagram though. I think he's the greatest champion in UFC history. I really do. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. So you think Shad put $3,000 on this or he wins 3,000 if Adesanya wins?

No, 3K grand. Yeah. Yeah. 3,000K grand. Yeah. Is that what he said? No, he says K grand thousand. Wow.

I missed that. I missed that. Thankfully, you got those laser ears, man. You hear the Shabisms. Well, he didn't say it there. It's just something he said in the past. Oh, okay. 3,000K grand. Yeah. Yeah. I. 3,000K grand. Yeah. Yeah.

I got 3,000K grand. Oh, good for him. He was able to buy some more fish. Let's go. Let's move over to the next clip. It's Jorge Masvidal retired. Jorge retired? Nice. Good for him. He has so much going on outside the Akkan. That's exactly what he's going to do. One of the best, man. What a great

What did he say? Is so much shit going on outside the Akkan? Jorge retired? Nice. Man, good for him. He has the best, man. What a great What did he say? Is there so much shit going on outside of Akakan? Jorge retired? Nice. Man, good for him. He has so much shit going on outside of Akakan. That's exactly what he needs to do. One of the best, man. What a great career, too. He's a guy everyone loves because he never got his dues. He kind of

had that salty record. Then finally goes on that epic run. Darren Till, Ben Askren, you know, this nutso. He's all man. Hey, the only man to carry the BMF belt. That's right. That's a bad one. Yeah. So, yeah. Darren Till, Askren, Nate Diaz, Cerrone. You look at

his list of wins. One of the greatest runs in history and also a fighter that... There's so much going on there. First of all, when he slurs words yeah it sounds it reminds me of chris d'alia's drunk girl character you didn't even know i asked that you know that's what shop really sounds like when he talks yeah and then also when he's ranting about

masvidal retiring or whatever nonsense he was saying he's just drunk. That's just like a drunk guy pontificating about nothing. Cheeto comes in and Cheeto makes the most sense. He's just talking about a belt. It's like, okay, I understand exactly what Cheeto said. And the last video we posted with Cheeto on it, there's so many people be like, oh, I got you. Cheeto's actually from Venezuela.

He's actually from Columbia. Three or four people said different countries. So if you know who he really is, we had, I'm not going to use Google. I like how they called you just as redacted a shop for not knowing. Yeah. But then they listed off like seven different countries.

Yeah. From he's got to be, you can only be from one country. She was from Finland. The con the continent, not the state country, not the state. Uh, all right. So here we go. It looks like this one state. Country, not the state. All right.

So here we go. It looks like this one's from the, what is it called? Takeout Diaries? Truck. Truck Walk. Or Food Truck. Food Truck. Yeah.

So this one looks like it's from Food Truck Diaries. It's called Brought in Aurora's Finest. Corey Sanhagen, MMA for Breakfast Burritos on this week's episode of Food Truck Diaries. He's looking a little bit Hannah Gatsby here. All right, here we go. I've known this kid since he was 15. It's Corey Sanahagen on this week's food truck diary.

Breakfast burritos. Let's go. Why did he know him when he was 15? Good question. Maybe a fighter. I don't want to be the champ. If I'm not the actual best in the world

I go into fights like that too it's like okay we'll see who's better if I'm not better than this guy I do not want to win to hear Cheeto say

that he was like on his worst day that like irks me a little bit inside because I'm like man I wanted him on his best night hell yeah

I know you like to go out there in nature hike these are the far heart nice oh cool yeah those are dope man those are hard to find hell yeah so I hope you can do go out there in nature, hike. These are the Carhartt. Nice. Oh, cool. Yeah, those are dope, man.

Those are hard to find. Oh, yeah. So I'm hoping you can do some work in those, man. Keep you busy. Shop buys him shoes. So that's a nice thing to do, but it's funny because he loves shoes so much. Yeah. This is my favorite shoes, you know, back there.

I buy everyone I meet shoes. So here's a pair of shoes that I got. You can't get these shoes everywhere. These are Carhartt shoes. Yeah. Okay. All right, here we go. This is the one we've been waiting for. It says K Earth, K Earth 101 on the thumbnail, but Shob's caption is golden hour boys

take over morning radio. Peach emoji. Peach emoji. ATL this week, Thursday through Saturday. Do you think they're going to do the hacky morning DJ voice or morning radio guy voice? You betcha. K or 101. That's your answer, dude.

They're really good. You know, they got all the original ideas here. Oh, Eric, the thick boy. Oh, no. Eric's that thick boy merch Oh, no. Oh, there's that thick boy switcher, dude. You know. What were you going to say? Sorry.

I don't know. I feel bad for Eric. Actually, you know what? I like doing that, too. I mean, I like going... Tiffany's weak. Two tickets to see Chris DeLand tonight. Chris, good to see you you we're not giving away those tickets because it's sold out for chris it's sold out you can't get you can't get inside no there's definitely there's no way there's two free free tickets for

we have 15 tickets see chris d'elea tonight no absolutely not wherever he plays it shut the down because there's too many ad asses in seats why is brendan sharing that is that a fake laugh for that or he thinks that's legitimately funny oh i think brendan has a wide variety of humor that's true he may actually laugh at that that's blockbuster yeah they that that is kind of like a new way of them just being like all right so they have a brainstorming session and they go all right so you know we talk about our numbers be we talk about how many tickets we sell every week and how the podcast is doing and like what you need to do to have a good podcast it's getting a little stale yeah we need to find

a new way of talking about it so we're gonna do morning do morning DJ voice. No, they're still going to talk. They can't think of that. The radio is on in the background and they all turn slowly to go. They hear the morning. Oh, what if we just do that? Then we can still talk about how many tickets we sell, B. Nice.

All right, let's move to the next post. This one has the thumbnail says Nick Bosa is fine. They love this guy. So I think they're going to talk about how they're gay for him, right? A hundred percent. They're going to talk about how they're gay for him, right? A hundred percent. They're going to talk about his cog. Yeah.

Let's see what happens. NFL like DNs or like outside linebackers. Like Nick Bosa. Stupid boy. Fine. Boy. Fine. Nick Bosa.

Fine. It's not fair to be that good looking. Fuck off. I mean, brother was the first. I would wear that all day. What are we doing here, Papa? That says, I don't understand. Why do they talk about this?

Do they actually want to date Nick Bosa? I don't know. They should just come out and say, well, that would just be more bits. Yeah. I just don't think it's funny to pretend you're gay. Yeah. It doesn't make me laugh.

And they do it every episode, so their fans must like it. This must be like George Carlton to the Schaub fan to the Brian Callen fan. They're like waiting. Oh, I wonder who they're

what guy what random NFL player they're going to say is hot this week. Yeah. T-Pack, hey baby. I don't even know what to say.

The tie. If he's looking at my girl, I go, yeah, dude. Go ahead. Out of respect, you must let your lady dip her toe in the pool of sin my girl that's his girl looks like it she's so lucky he gets all right confirmed callan and shab want nfl players to have sex with their wives comedy is supposed to be based in truth what is that that? If I said I wanted you to have sex with my wife,

would you have sex with my wife? Mr. Bosa, I give my wife to you. You fuck my wife. You fuck her up. You fuck her up. I've abandoned my wife. She's at Nick Joey Bosa's house. What are they laughing at? She should wake up every morning thanking her lucky stars i want a

clip he chose her this is classic classic t-pack i would i just can't relate yeah i guess there's guys out there that like to talk about how hot a guy is and how they want them to bang their partner. But I'm, I'm not anywhere near that. Yeah. If you were like, that guy's hot, he should probably have sex with your girlfriend and be like, we're not friends any longer.

There's no more of us hanging out. Uh, well, you know, devil's advocate. I feel like it's based off the humor. Your, your woman carries, I guess,

you know, like your, your spouse or partner, if they think that's funny or whatever, then if they think that's funny, they got then probably... If they think that's funny, they got to go too. Seven days a week. Oh my God.

Well, yeah, maybe you won't find that person attractive, but maybe Brendan's attracted to possibly being a cuck. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. No, there's nothing wrong. If you want to get cucked or whatever,

I'm not insulting you, but they're not... I don't think they're serious. They just think this is funny. Yeah. But it's not. They're killing. Yeah.

These are murders. Classic T-Pack K, baby.. They just think this is funny. Yeah. But it's not. They're killing. Yeah. These are murders. This is classic T-Pack K, baby. You got to clip this, Doug. That's what he says at the end. Yeah. Like, why would you want this out? This is the part that you leave on just the show part. You don't clip it out.

Well, before we clip anything out, dude, we got a thumbnail with Joe Rogan. It says, it just feels amazing. I wonder what this is about. Yeah. I want to see this. So let's see. Nothing like a Porsche. I've had all the cars. There's nothing as far as the driving experience, but in the Porsche. Yeah. The reason why I still have that 2007 GT3 RS that Sharkworks worked on,

every time I get in there, I get- Wait, how tall is shop? I don't know, six foot something, right? How does he fit in that thing, dude? Of any size. Yeah, of any size, dude. I hate it when guys talk about how, yeah, like the big guys can't fit in the car. It's like, is that the thing you notice? Yeah. But how does he fit into that? I mean, oh my God, dude.

Let's see. Get happy. It just feels amazing. It's just, I don't know. Does Porsche pay them for this? Porsche? I don't know.

Why would you post this? Imagine if I just made a them for this? Porsche? I don't know. Why would you post this? Imagine if I just made a clip for this show where I'm like, I love my Camry Hybrid. Something about when I get in it, you know, I just like the feeling. Like, I still got that 2012 Camry Hybrid that my parents gave me. And then as you're pulling away, ah. And it's making noises and stuff. Screaming out of your window.

Oh, God. All right right so this is the reason why we wanted to go down to the instagram deep dive because seeing this stand-up clip this last week made me want to investigate the instagram so as everyone knows he dropped another hot stand-up bit also another bit stolen right boom boom boom boom it's the budweiser joke oh yeah this is amazing with the caption saying bud light Light is crazy, huh? And some dates. Pretty good. Pretty good title there, B.

All right, here we go. You have a fuck about your homeless? We're the American Idol for homeless. We have the best of our best. Your homeless ain't shit. You know what your homeless is, though? Your homeless is fucking aggressive, dude. Your homeless is super aggressive.

Me and my brother were getting around town on scooters. We go by one homeless guy and he goes, nice jeans. What? When the homeless guy is funnier than you. The unhoused of San Francisco would do better on stage than Chubb. I was like, sir, you don't have shoes. Good comeback. Sir, you're poor.

What does it have to do with you and your jeans? Sir, you're disenfranchised. To be fair, though, I was drinking a Bud Light. I was drinking Bud Light. I was drinking Bud Light. Bud Light's no law. The Bud Light didn't do it, man. It wasn't the jeans, it was the Bud Light.

No, it was the jeans. It wasn't the Bud Light. God, they messed up. Boy, they just didn't read the room, did they? They just, they don't know. Cause I'm not a marketing genius like Brennan shop. Yeah. But if I'm being honest, I do not know whether their ad campaign helps them or hurts them in the long run. I have no idea.

But I know one thing for sure. Brendan Schaub talking about Bud Light does not help. That hurts. That is not going to help your business. Yeah. And I don't think any money can scrub this from the internet. But like, it's like, Brandon, we have, we're going to offer you $5 million to never drink, talk or support our product again.

We want to keep the bro culture. We don't want you in it though. You got to get out. They're like, we'll handle the backlash from the commercial. And then somebody walks in and goes, uh, Brendan's job has a joke about Bud Light. No, no. Yeah. That's like the situation room. the backlash from the commercial and then somebody walks in and goes Brendan Chubb has a joke about Bud Light. No! Yeah, that's like the Situation Room. They're putting out fires and they're like they're meeting. Alright, what do we do? We fucked up.

What do we do now? And it's like the George Bush meme, you know where the guy's coming in. Brendan Chubb has another joke about Bud Light. There's another picture of Brendan Chubb wearing tight jeans drinking Bud Light with Brian Callen. They say they're gay in the clip. This is their 9-11.

They thought that the controversy with whatever the Bud Light person is was bad. Dylan Mulvaney. And this happened and they were like, this is too much to happen to one company. The CEO starts crying. I'm so sorry about what happened. We won't say his name, but Gringo Poppy is...

The Gringo Poppy has landed. Sorry. Problem with Buzz Lightyear. Dude, people are so homophobic. Oh, you're going to drink Buzz Lightyear and get out of here. Yikes. Oh, really dude dude that is awful that's the worst punchline i've ever seen apparently he stole that from somebody else i haven't seen the other yeah so shout out nathan lasher he put a comment saying pretty fucking bud light of you to steal my joke dog sorry that he stole your joke papa that sucks i believe you

without even seeing it yeah let's let's watch his version though because i did see it recently okay it's gonna be this bad So everybody's been fucking saying Dude that Bud Light Sponsored a tranny or some shit dude And uh Apparently it makes you gay I'm like the fuck man

Been drinking Bud Light For fucking years man I don't see how it makes you gay Honestly You know He does do it a little bit better I don't see how it makes you go honestly you know he does do it a little bit better than Boppa because he does the

like not my kind of comedy not really for me but you know I will give him that that is you can see that

Chop stole that. Man, they got that tiny thing in there. You know, they saying that. The brain power of both of these guys to like think, I got a good one there. She's like, this ain't it. What if I put it like it's a dick and I sucked it? Dad, dad and mom,

these are a clip of you on the internet sucking off a Budweiser forever. It's crazy. We'll see if that guy has kids someday. Let's watch that video of grandpa sucking off the bud because of the Bud Light campaign. It says there's hashtags. Hashtag LGBT. He's so stupid. It's crazy how Brendan Schaub converts like one person at a time into a homeless cat. Yeah, everyone is going to be.

Nathan Lasher had nothing to do with Brendan Schaub until he did that. True. Yeah, Nathan Lasher. This is his first step into homelessness and possibly changing his views on things. And if he's looking for a job, BF Chang's is hiring, baby. Yeah. All right. So this Chang's is hiring, baby. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. So this next thumbnail says the photo shoot. And numbers wise, nothing. Oh, you're a numbers guy, huh? Yeah. The caption says, T-Fat Kate team, colon, fellas, can you take some new pics for the thumbnails?

Brian, dot, dot, dot. Why do you think he does so much better on because even this i mean 1600 that's to me i don't get like that unless it's like a well i'm not gonna talk about numbers b but that that's pretty good in comparison to twitter he does so bad on twitter why i guess like no likes no replies what's up with that i don't know all right just posing that question let's see show you guys what i gotta deal with so the team goes hey guys we want to try some new thumbnails for youtube for firing the kid that's so dicey dicey for him to put screenshots we're gonna watch my thumbnails

pick out what thumbnail you like to see if the video does better what is this yeah this is so strange i promise we will never ask you anything like that if it's not sarcastic yeah well we are doing thumbnails at the end of the episode you pick you pick yeah stick around to the end of the episode we're gonna choose our thumbnail guys that's our first uh show post on change it's like you pick the thumbnail yeah they'll probably send people to our house. Let's see. I said, cool. Say less. What do you guys need?

They go, we need different pictures. Happy, sad, shocked. We're going to take a bunch of pictures and we'll be able to put them in the thumbnails. I go, no problem. Hey, Brian, we need this. A bunch of cat things. They start talking like Andrew Schultz.

Oh, that thumbnail's an L take. Nah, that one reminds me of my ex she had hobgoblins look at this comment right here dude did your face get stung by b seriously not even joking with i know it's a theo von joke but it's still funny pretty good all right here goes spine goes no problem what is that this is the effort that i got this is could could you put a little more effort into it b do you think you could help us out just a tad could you look less like yellow bastard huh could you put a little effort into it this is what i get i want to show you what's the yellow bastard thing i have no clue because that's like a random that's a that's that movie that uh i don't know that george

marshall or whatever his name is um but bruce willis it was like a it's from it's uh i don't know but not worth remembering i don't even know well are you trying to say that he wouldn't make that reference naturally well it's an old movie that was good i enjoyed it it was a comic book that was made into a movie. It was Sin City. That's what it's from. And I just don't understand why you just pick. He rips these things that his brain remembers from like years ago. Well, he had a comic book store.

What do you want from him? Maybe there's the connection. Yeah. You're right. He was a successful comic book salesman at a young age. So it's probably just that. I'm sorry. You know, I was wrong.

You have to admit when you're being blog busted. Better watch yourself, dude. Alright, so this next thumbnail is dicey to say the least. It's hanging out with Uncle Brendan. Testing my son, my 15 month old. When my son sees bright, shiny sequin things, he goes and if you want

to get his attention, show him a pair of high heels with sequins on them and he goes, so he might be a gay bee I might have a gay bee and I'm going to love him just the same yeah, I'm accepting that but if he's a gay bee, it's fine treat him different, right? yeah, friend

you're out of line, sir we're not going to the football game there are plenty of gay men that love football no, just put on Queen on YouTube a football game, right? There are plenty of gay men that love football. No, just put on, you know, Queen on YouTube. Like, we're doing different things, right? There was definitely gay men that watched it.

Putting on Queen on YouTube is a pause. That was hit really good. Now they've gone to the point where they're not almost, they're not like hilarious that it's gay. Their children are too. Their children are also gay. And isn't that funny?

Everyone is gay in this universe. Maybe this is progressive and we're looking at it the wrong way. I don't know. I don't have words now. Now you can get burgers and go to a football game. We're going to get some strawberry shakes and watch Queen on YouTube. Strawberry shakes are gay?

Strawberry shakes are gay. Sometimes I like strawberry shakes. Am I gay, Greg? I have strawberry shakes, Greg. Can you milk me? Can you fuck me? Good afternoon. Uncle Brank comes over with two ice cold strawberry shakes

and some Queen. First of all. And some eyeliner? No, no, no. I'm obsessed with my son. My 15-month-old. That's so different from strawberry shakes and listening to the band Queen. Yeah.

I mean, a lot of people listen to Queen. Eyeliner, yeah, that may be. Your son is wearing eyeliner. What are we doing there, dude? What are they talking about here is my question i don't even know do you want to read some comments sure i'll see all right uh i almost crashed my car laughing at this brilliant go to the hospital not watching the show until callum puts socks on good point uh either that or he may have an affinity for strippers

uh oh like they're saying the glittery shoes that he'll have an affinity for strippers. Oh, like they're saying the glittery shoes that he'll have an affinity for strippers. These are real comments from T-Fat K fans. They're on the same wavelength as these two guys. They get it. Well, let's go a little further. I'm sure we'll run into some homeless cats. Did he just assume that

if a baby liked shiny things that set sexuality to gay be? Yes, he did. You watched the same clip. You're right. you got it you understood it he he is treated differently because it's brian's kid okay they can't spell either yeah um brian's baiting him to say it laughy laughy yes um the next one is just l which means loss i believe yeah that's like the andrew schultz l take uh cheeks full of adderall i can't talk that loss, I believe. Yeah, that's like the Andrew Schultz L take. Cheeks full of Adderall.

I can't talk. That's a homeless cat. That's a homeless cat for sure. Talk like this on stage. It's funnier. No, it's not. Wrong. You are wrong.

Isn't Callan 70? Brian's max effort wardrobe is killing me. Laffy Laffy. Sandals Callan. Stupid. He just likes shiny shit.ffy Laffy. Sandals Callan. Stupid. He just likes shiny shit. Fight to seize eyes.

Fight to seize eyes. What does that mean? Maybe he just wants to lick feet. Shut up, Brendan. Brendan. Somebody put his name wrong. Their fans are, they love to use the laugh emoji. Yeah.

The more you use the laugh emoji, the stupider you are. Yeah. Let's see. Okay. Here's the dicey ones, dude. Oh, well, they're just, they actually like them. Continuing to be a trash comedian person. Okay. All right.

Well, that's a little bit mean. Yeah. Let's take it down. Take it down a notch. Okay. All right. So this next one, the thumbnail says samples are for hoes, but let's see the caption. The caption is,

if you want to, if you walk into an ice cream shop and take samples of basic flavors, you're a hoe. Dem the rules. Hmm. And he says he has people running his account. I doubt it, dude.

I know he does this all himself. Samples are for hoes. Yeah, I agree, bro. Samples are for hoes. Samples are for hoes. Make a decision and you live with it if it's bad don't buy it next time you come through you say if i got who yeah yeah you he looks like a sample yeah i sample yo you sample you it'd be sammy's sample yeah

and another one samples are for man this is like this is like they're turning podcasting into like a manufacturing job. You know, you go in and you kind of just do the same thing every day. Yeah. You turn on the machine. You're the machine operator. You take somebody comes and taps you on the shoulder. Hey, it's time for your break. You take a luncheon.

That's how they're doing it. Samples are for hoes. Oh, yeah, yeah. You be hoeing. You be sampling. That's how they're doing it. Samples are for hoes. Oh, yeah, yeah. You be hoeing. You be sampling. That's right. Yeah. I sample.

No, I don't sample. All right. Tune in next week for the golden hour. Eric Griffin told me. He's like, I'm a hoe. And I said, say less. Yeah. Yeah, put in say less.

You're in your bag if you're a hoe. The next bit is going to be like, I hate it when people back into the parking spot. Oh i hate i'll be backing into the parking spot then you'll be backing in seven days a week say less say less king all right join us next week in golden hour before we go what should the thumbnail be i don't like to floss my teeth i don't i never floss if you floss you're gay. Oh, I'd be gay then.

I'd be sucking down dicks left and right. I'd be sucking up. Yeah, you are gay. Tune in next week for the golden hour. That's like what it is now. Horrible, horrible,

horrible content. Well, let's see if he could redeem himself. This one has a lot more likes than the last couple of posts. And the thumbnail is just Ryan Davis davis and gervonta or ryan garcia and gervonta davis i'm redacted i don't know i think i messed up that marshall guy's name i think something marshall but that do you like that movie sin city oh doing a job right it's frank miller right frank miller that's right george marshall's like a senator

why were you still thinking about that i listen i'm traumatized by what I see on Chang's. Okay. But let's, uh, let's check this one out. The, the thumbnail or the, uh,

caption reads, obviously I'm biased, but I'll take the young, handsome dog King Ryan this Saturday. Let's see what this is about. I'm rooting for Ryan all the way. I'm a, I'm a Homer.

I'm biased. Ryan's my boy. I think he, what does that mean? Uh, I don't know. Maybe they're from the same spot. Like the Iliad Homer. No, like I'm a homer? What does that mean? I don't know. Maybe they're from the same spot. Like the Iliad homer?

No. When he says I'm a homer, I think that means you're rooting for somebody from your hometown maybe or your friend. I don't know. But I don't understand this context unless they're from the same area. Ryan's been on his podcast.

Remember watching the fight thing? So maybe he's using it in the context of their friends. Homer cat sounds pretty good though, too. Like a homeless cat, but you guys are homers. Can't get it done. I think they do run this fight back two or three times.

There's a lot of other guys out there that we want to see Ryan Garcia fight. I think Ryan has that personality. I don't even know why I'm laughing at this point. Just when he talks, he sounds like, you know, so redacted. Yeah. And he's even when he hits the words, right. I don't know. I don't know.

I like how he had to take a deep breath as if like to try to pronounce it correctly. Just Garcia. Just Garcia. Yeah. He was taking a deep breath. Not to mention hot Cheetos. Yeah.

Old school guys where they make fights happen that the fans want to see. That's why I like Ryan. For boxing to be better for Ryan, he's down to make those fights happen, whatever it takes, just so the fans see who is the best. Because they have these belts, but they haven't fought the top guys. They just haven't. Ryan's down to make that happen. When boxing, they run from each other.

That's the problem with boxing. When boxing. Ryan Garcia's cut from a different cloth. He's been doing he was seven i'm room for ryan all right when you're 40 or almost 40 are you still wearing the fucking mouse with the the like the bones thing he's got on there i think you don't care when you're that old right i'm not gonna wear shit like that i'm gonna be like nah i mean i wouldn't the, you don't care when you're old. That's a good point. But you wouldn't have that shirt.

Yes. Well, this is what I'm trying to say is that when I'm that old, I won't care. Brendan's different. You're right. He is different. He's a bit of a fashionista. Yeah. Okay.

He's going to keep you busy. Brendan's not making sheds or cleaning the yard. He's cleaning his wardrobe, Doug. That is funny. He absolutely is not raking leaves, mowing the lawn, cleaning the shed. He's on Instagram buying clothes nonstop and hats at Lids. When he walks into a Lids store, the employees are like, I'm getting my bonus today.

We are selling out all these hats. People are going to be like like where are all the hats we sold them to brendan shop brendan shop walked in he came in here and he bought hats in the wrong size yeah he's giving out shoes bitch shoes and hats if we ever meet him and he doesn't give me a pair of shoes i'd be like damn he doesn't like yeah that's how you know you're bad in life that well that's how you know that shop's not a huge Well, that's how you know that Shob's not a huge fan. Oh, yeah. He doesn't give you shoes. If Shob's in your life and he has not given you shoes, you're not in the inner circle.

You're not part of SEAL Team Thick. You're not getting that text. No one's going to be asking you for baddies and addies. Well, let us know if you guys liked this, because we just went through his Instagram instead of going to Chang's. Yeah. We're going to do another episode of Chang's right now. But you know what I mean?

If you had to rate it out of 10, what do you give his reels work on his Instagram? 10 out of 10. I don't know. I'm just trying to be positive. See you next week.