10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub STEALS Bobby Lee's joke! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #33

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

Thirty-third episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Another hateful comment, what are we doing here? My tattoos are blood, but sir, I must be redacted But you see, it's not me, it is my family In my head, in my head, their kids are dead. With Tiger and Boston and their face on my arms. In my head, in my head, they are zombies. In my head, In my head. Chime bears, chime bears, chime bears.
Starting point is 00:00:50 What's in my head? In my head. Chime bear, chime bear, chime bear. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. One take. Please don't post the song from this week. We do it because youtube loves it and we have a fun time doing it but it's not always netflix and this week maybe blog bus and this week we might
Starting point is 00:01:32 not even post this we'll probably post something but you know we'll see anyways uh that's not why you're here welcome back to 10 minutes of shab um join the patreon if you are if you're interested we're putting new content out on there not shop related but that's again that's not why you're here you're here for 10 minutes of shop start the timer now i never heard somebody call it patreon i call it patreon patreon i just go back and forth you know all right first of all we wanted to give a shout out to mr president a banana he posted our song and made a little music video to it, dude. Yes, thank you. Very cute.
Starting point is 00:02:09 I love it. Yeah. Took some Kratom and I took it down. Happy hippo. Half a brain and a whiskey of sour. And I saw my reflection in the merch cover table Till my drugness brought me down Oh, mirror in the sky will collide with a foot
Starting point is 00:02:36 Will Annie walk me to my fucking truck? And I messaged all the chicks on Trash Tuesdays How did he find a picture of the truck? This part I feel a little proud about. I like the lyric, but I want, do not tag me on her Instagram. Someone tag me on her Instagram. Oh my God. I don't, please. You love it.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Look, he's smiling. I'm laughing. Yeah. Nervously. I don't want that to stop. This is just a joke line. There's no rumors or anything.
Starting point is 00:03:15 It just sounded funny. Oh, come on. Cheer up, Brandon. Here's where Gerardo comes in. Joe. Right now. With the beard. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Dude. It's just done so well. President A Banana. Yeah. You really, very good. Killed it, dude. Thank you. For the first clip of today, this one's posted by LowAd3570. It's called Boppa Struggles to Take a Sip. Classic Boppa-ism.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Have you seen this clip yet? I don't think so. There's been like three or four clips about this already. I just love him not being able to ingest things. Well, he's doing a bit. So he's doing it on purpose? Yes. He's trying to say something that he doesn't believe.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Where he's like, oh, you know, Dana White didn't beat women. Like that kind of stuff. Yeah. Only he's the guy that gets that thing. Yes. I mean, nobody else does that as far as I know. All right, here we go. All right.
Starting point is 00:04:34 The biggest, I think this is probably the biggest news over the last couple of weeks. Jake Paul. I think Dana's bigger, but yes, it's big. That's true. So yeah, but well, it depends what news outlet you are. There's yeah. People are actually covering this one
Starting point is 00:04:46 so Jake Paul signing he really does kind of look like Joe Camel a little bit who's Joe Camel you know on the
Starting point is 00:04:53 camel the camel from the cigarettes who has the big oh yes yes yes yes he's got that bottom lip
Starting point is 00:05:00 Boppa the comedian genius facial auteur the next clip is called there's so many clips of him doing that coffee sip thing this week so i kind of just got that one out of the way okay mr whole foods we watched gringo poppy this morning yeah yeah we yeah we re-watched again uh this one's called you get everything wrong don't you posted by Rogan is Shorty Pie. Oh, and the guy from Tanks reached out to me. The head host reached out to me.
Starting point is 00:05:29 So let's get you a tank. He's from Tanks? Tanks. Huge show. Tanked. Tanked. Tanked. It's off air now.
Starting point is 00:05:37 15 seasons. Really? You get everything wrong, don't you? I mean, just you're in Tanks. Tanks? My brother-in-law and my nephew are like he said never can ease her or something like you need her meyer needle meyer so hard yeah that's funny all soccer fans were like what the fuck no no wait what were we talking about
Starting point is 00:05:57 what we don't know their name either that's the best part you didn't say shit I know Messi and fucking and Ronaldo outside that you and me don't know shit and the other guy I know Polsic he's American Mbappe Mbappe alright wait what about
Starting point is 00:06:20 we were talking about something else before we got into this shit point is I'm Bubba Gump. I raise shrimp now. Did you say posit? Yeah. Oh, I thought that was Chin saying posit. I thought it was the clip.
Starting point is 00:06:32 What are you saying? He sets it up. He goes, you get everything wrong. And he's like, he doesn't really rebuttal. And then he gets three names wrong. It's wild. Do they do that on purpose? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:44 What's Polsic? Polis on purpose? I don't know. Pulse. What's Pulse six. What's the list? Polisic. Polisic. Okay. Impulsive. But what I don't get is why does it just don't talk about soccer? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:56 It's almost like they're doing it because they know we think it's funny. Yeah. I don't know. It's offensive. Apparently Niedermeyer. Oh, well, I'll tell you what, It's offensive, apparently. Niedermeier. Well, I'll tell you what. There's a lot of Bapas in the comment section
Starting point is 00:07:09 calling me Geraldo. Hey, you know, your name is hard. There's going to be a little bit of... Wouldn't want any other way, Bapa. Let's play the rest. The rest is just five seconds. I don't know what else is on here. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:07:23 What do you got, Chad? Wait, what were we talking about? See? You always play the end. It's always golden. That reminds me of like the clip where he's like. Yeah. What is it that he's dating Miley Cyrus's dad?
Starting point is 00:07:37 He's dating Miley Cyrus's daughter? Yeah, dude. Classic. All right. So this next one's called Bop story about getting molested by a kid with downs have you seen this yet uh it sounds vaguely familiar to me let's check it out trigger warning posted by uh i downvote cake days doubt it well okay when i was nine i got molested by a guy with down syndrome don't laugh randall i'm not laughing. Why'd you laugh? I'm just, it's just,
Starting point is 00:08:07 it's such a curve ball. That's a difficult, dude. I got molested. I got molested. That's what I was a visual. No, I'm telling you, I was a division one.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Right. This is what I'm saying, dude. This made me so infuriated. That is wild. Yep. So he just heard that from Lee and then he, Oh man,
Starting point is 00:08:23 go play the rest of it. The, the, he was like, uh, I don't know. He'd worked in the athletic building and he had a twin brother who also had Dan syndrome and he was older and they were going to let them go somewhere else or something. Yeah. It's not like a dim syndrome. He found a way to make it like meaner, more offensive.
Starting point is 00:08:47 He had damn syndrome you know yeah but i was like oh yeah he's so nice he would always rub my ass he was like i'd be sitting there he's always rubbing me and i thought he rubbed everyone i was like oh he did not rub you guys you know it's bad when you can hear the buzz of the lights behind what he's saying it's like he yeah i mean so what do you think he's just completely making up or bobby lee's story reminded him that this happened to him i think he thinks it's funny okay right yeah yeah yeah it's not yeah i mean it's funny when Bobby Lee tells, but it comes from a real place. I don't feel like he really got, you know. Does he have a joke to go with it?
Starting point is 00:09:28 Or is he just saying that the guy rubs his ass? I have no, I mean, does he ever have jokes? That's right. Probably not. Yeah. And also he was Asian as shit. He thinks dim sum is just an Asian dude with down to no cooking. I almost said that after the dim part.
Starting point is 00:09:45 I was like, I don't want to be like Bob. I'm like Bob. No, when you did it was more organic. I don't know. I'm up on charges. I'm thinking about it now. Is this the first time you've told the story on air? No, I've told this before.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Maybe when Bobby was on air. Oh my God. It's so ridiculous, though. Yeah. Brendan really just thinks like any kind of somebody with anything that makes them different is funny. You know, wheelchair, mental disability. It's gold. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Golden. And you have to bring it up. He's like, I got molested by a guy with Down syndrome cooking fajitas. You ever hear fajitas? He's just stealing all the jokes into one. All right. So this one's called, he threatens to starve the fish if people don't buy tickets.
Starting point is 00:10:31 That'll work. It's posted by logical scientist. Two, two, two, one. Get your tickets right now. Thick boy.com.
Starting point is 00:10:38 If you don't get your tickets, these fish don't eat. That's not cool. Right? So let's make sure these fish don't eat that's not cool right so let's make sure these fish eat yikes is it that desperate that he can't afford fish food right now i mean when you vlog every day you say some things you regret right right true true so these fish don't eat the next video is like these kids don't eat brian can't get more sandals or whatever flip-flops yeah all right so this clip
Starting point is 00:11:07 is called uncle joey makes it crystal clear he does not speak to delia callan or brendan posted by ryan joseph 82 if you guys think i give a fuck about who's doing because who's doing theaters or who's involved in a fucking child porn thing and all this shit. You people are fucking crazy. That's the last thing I want to hear about. I don't know what's going on out there anymore. Half those guys don't even talk to me anymore, and it's okay.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I talked to Tom this last week. I talked to Bert from time to time. Theo checks in with me from time to time. Ari's my fucking brother. Duncan's my brother. duncan's my brother red band's my brother joe's my brother beside that maybe we don't need the like highest quality mic on uh joey diaz because you hear all the clicks of his mouth and everything dang you're a little homeless with joey huh yeah just just a little observation shots fire this this reminds me of us on the subreddit this This is like, you know, I check in with Hepazit every once in a while.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Yeah. Haven't heard from Ryan Joseph. Rogan is shorty pie. He hits me up every now and again. President A Banana. I don't know him. He's a great guy. Never met him.
Starting point is 00:12:16 But, you know, these people saying that we're connected, it's not true. I haven't even heard from Durnham or whatever and he never reached out to me. Okay. What's Sean McCorkle's name? Big, big, what is it? These Nuts 5000. I mean, I talked to him the other day.
Starting point is 00:12:36 He checks in on me. He checks in on me every now and again. Thank him. Thank him. You know what I mean? I really couldn't tell you what the fuck is going on. But that's exactly, that is exactly how i feel about the james i really couldn't tell you i have no idea
Starting point is 00:12:51 i go on words don't know where he's at some days it's like this is a great song other days people are telling us that i have small teeth and i should kill myself hard to tell from time to time i talked to josh wolf i talked to my man ryan sickler but that's it guys i don't know what's going on out there i don't hear from them i like how he continues saying names so you can like kind of you know corner it out yeah i mean that that uh jim just going over all the names is pretty funny if you wouldn't i don't know any of these guys but i know the names yeah if you went on for like 20 minutes be like luke schwartz yeah it could have been a comedy list yeah this is bad they should have him reveal the jfl names yeah all right he's in the category of best new guy unwrapped
Starting point is 00:13:39 all right so this next one's called dana stole marketing from brenda it's all marketing posted by the donk donk the donk donk okay here we go you know what's crazy about dana though so you know he does the fuck it friday video i don't know if you know that so they definitely take that from me marketing remember i remember when he was just firing people and he was like cutting guys i was like yo dana woke up was like fuck it fuck it wednesday some of his marketing then all that friday was a k marketing let's call it fucking fridays and he's like that's a brilliant idea yeah so he i don't know i mean he'll have his wife at the fighting chair
Starting point is 00:14:21 check her out she's there she's cool she cool. She's hip. She's cool. You know? Yeah. It's all marketing. Is that it, brother? That's it. Can you imagine, like, let's say Brennan takes, because he's a very litigious fellow. Yes.
Starting point is 00:14:35 He takes Dana White to court over this, and he's testifying in front of the judge, and he says, in my opinion, honor dana white stole this idea from me and then the entire courtroom laughs they cancel those judges all right all right come on he's like banging the gavel order in the court one more minute of laughter and then because nobody would ever believe that someone could steal anything from shop yeah i mean just look at him go back to that clip yeah look at this a 40 yearold man in a pink Supreme hat. A hoodie that has a big donut that's dripping on it. It says with three C's. He takes his wife to the fights.
Starting point is 00:15:14 It's all marketing. Yeah. What does he say about his wife? He just says he takes them to the fights. Is this before or after the fight? I'm assuming this is after. Let's play it again. Check her out. She's there. She's
Starting point is 00:15:26 cool. She's hip. She's cool. You know? It's all marketing. The domestic violence is marketing? Yeah, right. I don't think so. This is definitely after what happened with Dana because at the beginning of this episode, he's like, the biggest thing in the news is Jake Paul. He's like, you sure it's not
Starting point is 00:15:42 Dana? Oh, I didn't know that was what it is. It makes sense that he thinks Dana White punching his wife is part of UFC marketing. All the fighters do it. All the fighters hit their wives, is that what you're saying? No, there's a lot of instances of fighters, you know. Yikes. Dicey, dicey.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Dicey, dicey. What else you got, Jin? All right. So the. Look at you guys. This next clip is called The Redacted Parrot Strikes Again, posted by NoCauliflower4577.
Starting point is 00:16:12 You use the glycogen, your muscles actually... Shut up. Thanks, Chris. Shut up. Dude. So ass on my fucking... Man, shut up. That's a new thing, too. What is that? I've been seeing SOS, too. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:16:27 What? Dang. Papa's a goddamn rattlesnake this morning, huh? Shut up. Be cool, Brendan. Be cool. Be cool. Why is he telling Delia to shut up?
Starting point is 00:16:38 Look at you guys. It's just all gringo poppy stuff. If you watch it for 25 minutes minutes it rubs off on you you're just at the bank and they ask you what what you're there for and you're just like okay mr whole foods sir do you want to withdraw money deposit it you're fat as shit how much money would you want seven times a week that doesn't even make sense okay so this next clip is posted by rogan and shorty pie another he's always posting yeah that's one of the categories is like what is it something oh another shorty oh really looking at shorty pie clip because you
Starting point is 00:17:18 know you have to do tags when you post oh yeah yeah yeah um this one's called diddler was late to the show so brenda decides to dox him as a corrective measure. Let's see what this is all about. Bro. Yeah, I were late. When I finally got the gate open. Yeah, I were late. When I finally got the gate open,
Starting point is 00:17:32 I'm in my robe trying to fucking open it manually. A robe? Hey. Yeah, bro. Hey, you don't want to have to dox you, right? You wear a robe? Dude, please. You don't want to dox you.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Dude, what is wrong with your eyes right now? They're so heavy. You don't want to have to dox you, right? right now? They're so heavy. You don't have to doctor, right? All right. Well, that's fine, man. All right, man.
Starting point is 00:17:48 By doctor, I mean no Diet Cokes today. You know, you can't always be a Netflix. Yeah. And that clip, he just, I think he just ran out of steam.
Starting point is 00:18:00 You can't always impersonate Brian Callum perfectly. Oh yeah. That is kind of like Brian. Yeah. That's not, you know, I'm going to have to get, I'm going to keep you busy, you know?
Starting point is 00:18:09 He's like, my eyes are getting heavy. Heavy, you know? I'm always walking around with flip-flops, just in case, you know? In case I need to put them on my feet. He always talks like that. He doesn't say in case I got to put them on my feet, in case he has to fight somebody.
Starting point is 00:18:23 In case I got to fight somebody, you know? I'm always ready, you know? You know, I i'm like in there you know what i mean i'm like there you know all right so this one's called boppa not understanding the trolls posted by thick hedgehog 4136 it's so traumatizing you might be right b boy there's that like with the killing because i mean it's so fucking terrible and tragic and ruins families and lives. I don't, the Syracuse thing, I don't know why I'm drawn to it. Because then on the other end of that, like really bad, like trolls or haters, like just vindictive, like really nasty. I just, I turn a blind eye because I can't even understand that.
Starting point is 00:18:56 But that's the same idea. So to me with that, I don't understand it. Like, and I don't want to understand it. I assume they have their own issues. That's why they're directing the hate towards us or to whoever i don't understand it because the same way i guess i don't understand why that piece of shit in idaho killed those kids i don't understand it because those kids did nothing to him but also when it comes to like me or you with me it's like hold on you guys want to but you want basically want me to live on the street with my wife and
Starting point is 00:19:23 children because i do free podcasts and stand up well no that's not what it is but to me but there are people there are people and it never works out wow that's a lot there's a lot there i mean yeah he does have a point though um serial killers are pretty much the same as writing comments online the guy that killed five people said like terrible tragedy in Idaho is no different than what Rogan and Shorty Pie is doing. And he will be held accountable, taken to jail. Nobody wants, I don't, I mean, there are probably people that are, well, there definitely are people I'm sure that are way too crazy and take it too far and want Shob to be homeless on the street. I don't,
Starting point is 00:20:06 I'm enjoying this. As we've said many times, this to us watching these things as, as Netflix. Well, if being homeless is a fear of yours, don't call your trolls fucking homeless. Yeah. You're,
Starting point is 00:20:15 you just, that's a good point. Yeah. You, you're like, I don't even care. They're homeless to me. Like you don't care about homeless people.
Starting point is 00:20:22 What about when you get homeless? Yeah. You ever think about that? I don't think you did. Okay. When you're homeless on the street Like you don't care about homeless people. What about when you get homeless, Brendan? Yeah. You ever think about that? I don't think you did. Okay. When you're homeless on the street, it may, you know,
Starting point is 00:20:30 you'll feel, you'll know what it's like to be a homeless cat. And in no way, shape or form. Do I want him to stop? Yeah. I want him to keep doing it forever. I wish he hadn't started doing standup,
Starting point is 00:20:40 but now that he's doing it, I'm like, I can't get enough. Yeah. I mean, we really did watch the whole Gringo Poppy this morning, and it was hilarious. We laughed
Starting point is 00:20:49 non-stop. The part in the beginning where he goes, look at you guys! It's just like, it's so good. It's so funny to me. There's little parts. Are we Vax Dallas? Dicey, dicey. Fat people are all like, nah, fuck that.
Starting point is 00:21:08 What does that mean? That just doesn't make any sense well he's talking about getting free donuts i know but that doesn't make sense no nobody that's didn't happen almost nothing that he says happened i think you guys remember that guy that was all like oh fuck it with the vaccine. Oh my God. Okay, Mr. Whole Foods is so great. Okay, Mr. Whole Foods. That doesn't make sense why he said that. Yeah, I don't.
Starting point is 00:21:35 What does that have to do with nacho cheese? Because right before the, okay, Mr. Whole Foods, that guy's like, you're in your finger and you're all like, this is nacho cheese. Okay, Mr. Whole Foods. Do they have nacho cheese at Whole Foods?
Starting point is 00:21:45 I haven't been in a while, so I don't really know. don't really know it's like the last thing they would like keep in stock yeah i don't think so uh and also he said nacho twice he said you put your nacho in nacho cheese he's really self-conscious yeah it is i mean because the whole thick thing is because i guess he's um a little chunky fat as fuck he's fat as fuck we fuck each other and he's just little chunky. He's fat as fuck. He's fat as fuck. We fuck each other. And he's just this giant thing that says thick. Yeah. I don't think taking like a pop culture, well, maybe he just really identifies with thick.
Starting point is 00:22:16 I don't know. I don't want to hate on that, but it's a lot. I mean, I would never, I would wear these ironically. Like sometimes I wear the thick boy shirt that Walsh bought me, but shout out to world record pod.
Starting point is 00:22:29 But if Brendan's watching this, if he ever gets a chance to see this, I want him to know. I want you to move into a bigger house, dude. I want you to get a better studio. I want you to get nicer cameras. I want to see you in 8K, dude. I have more podcasts. I said, you're doing like six or seven.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Make it 12. Those are rookie numbers, B. Yeah, those are rookie numbers. What you want to call it? You got Food Truck Diaries. You got Carl Bassett Fight Companion. I want to see a San Jose Jack Johnson tandem episode. San Jose Jack Thompson Experience.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Yeah. Start doing stuff about ghosts. I want to see some ghost stuff. Yeah. Do some stuff about cool. The stuff I don't even like, like I hate those cold shows. Talk about cults.
Starting point is 00:23:13 I'd love to watch Brennan. Well, we know that Brennan likes ghost adventures or whatever. What is it called? That one show ghost hunters. Ghost hunters. That'd be great. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:23:21 That'd be great. Shob's like, so are the ghosts like gay? Is there a possibility that it might be? Are these ghosts? Like maybe they're trying to secretly like touch my ass or something. Also do more sports. Stop just with the MMA thing.
Starting point is 00:23:32 I want to see a basketball football. I don't even watch football. Talk about the broadcasters in all sports. I mean, there's probably some, there's probably some sports where they're not getting the best brains. Are they really, you know,
Starting point is 00:23:42 we get it. Talk about the NFL and NBA and all that stuff. What are your thoughts on Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal? So, I mean, he is right. Cause he doesn't understand the trolls. We want more dude.
Starting point is 00:23:54 He really does not understand the trolls. Yeah. More content, please feed the trolls. Yeah. And don't listen to the ones like, I got to kill yourself. Stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:24:01 That's stupid. Yeah. Do not do that. No violence. It's all about, you know love fun and love uh this one's uh next clip okay now we're done that was like 20 minutes uh and this one's called boppa doesn't like rinks new menu ideas posted by slippy pia lay fertilizer because you got to get rid of all the weed it could be extreme here but i don't eat fish anymore wait why did it stop oh what and if you if you that's fucking super annoying
Starting point is 00:24:30 this is gonna annoy you too you know i'm hey you hey you order calamari around me especially after i get an octopus named eddie you if you fuck with and you eat uh eddie affiliate of mine i'll fight you this is so annoying to me like. Like if Sasso ordered that black squid calamari that you ordered at Scopa? Yeah. So you won't eat cod? You won't eat anything? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:24:53 No, no, no. No, no. How could I? How could I? You're so fucking annoying. Would you eat a flower horn? Yeah, I would. Flower horn?
Starting point is 00:25:01 I don't know what that means. I'll eat anything in your fucking tank. You know, flower horns aren't natural. They're not natural fish.'t know what that means I'll eat anything in your fucking tank you know flower horns aren't natural they're not natural fish they're a hybrid I'll fillet it and eat it
Starting point is 00:25:10 and then you know what I'm gonna do I'll fillet it and I won't eat it I'll be like I'm not hungry after I got it all filleted and lemoned up
Starting point is 00:25:19 yeah lemon and parsley hey you know me I like your good joke right yeah stop I'm an addict I like your I'm fun right? Yeah. Stop. I'm an addiction. I'm fun, right?
Starting point is 00:25:26 I'm fun. Yeah. Hey. Yeah, I'm an addiction. Why? I'm an addiction. I have fish now, man. It's different.
Starting point is 00:25:31 I'll eat your fish. You might as well say you can eat my kids. Put lemon on it. You might as well say. Why is he putting his kids in danger all the time, satirically? I mean, he has the thing he can do, just in case that happens, is put his wife right in front of him. Oh, you're right.
Starting point is 00:25:44 You're right. Brian kills his wife. Try to eat my kids Oh, you're right. You're right. Brian kills his wife. Try to eat my kids. I'll use my wife as a shield. They're talking about, this is like, I think I'm guessing. Cause he just got the fish, you know? Yeah. And, and the last, the other clip he was saying tank.
Starting point is 00:25:57 I kept thinking about tank, you know, we never got justice for tank and he's, he's just talking about the show called tanked. I guess it's a different, it's not even the same name. This guy really doesn't care. Why does he care about this fish more than those two dogs and our beloved Tank? I used to believe you could separate the art from the artist.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Yeah, this is the thing. Yeah, no. This is a bit far from us. Yeah. You can't just take away a dog. I'm hungry. I like fish. Hey, you know me. I have fun time, right? Fun time Charlie. Yeah. Talk about fish? Yeah. It ain't fun. Really? It's not funny to me.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Fun time, Charlie. Talk about fish. Fun time, Charlie. Is that the name of the fish? Fun time, Charlie. No, I think he called himself fun time, Charlie. Oh, wow. But who's Carl Bassett?
Starting point is 00:26:37 Who's fun time, Charlie? Who's San OJ, Jack Johnson? Oh, a lot of nicknames to be. Yeah, dude. All right. So the next clip is called some deets on the big George fight posted by Rogan and shorty pie. Don't know really know what this
Starting point is 00:26:49 one's about. No, let's see. Speaking of fighting. How about our boy George's you went to the yes, but you went to the fights at the conference. You know our boy George so keto George you guys know him from King the stingless all the weight there is there with a stomach melting.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Hey, man. What? It's not melting. I know what you're saying. It's a positive thing. Don't put him next to Ishii right now. I know. Jesus Christ. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:27:16 What am I doing here? Keto George lost his fight via submission to a guillotine, and then tall George beat the shit out of his guy. So, okay, I was there, and Keto George, I'll tell you I've never seen him look the way he looked. He was just like determined, even when he was walking by I was like, hey George, because I was luckily
Starting point is 00:27:36 in a row where they walked by next to me. He was just like give me a wink, it's all business and dude, he was so legit, like a real fighter yeah i'm so proud of the entire time he was amazing i talked to him afterwards because unfortunately i couldn't be there sorry with alta and rich chow but i couldn't be there i wanted to i sent them videos and dude uh the he's like keto george you stopped eating quesadillas and he got caught
Starting point is 00:28:00 with the guillotine there should be a show where it's like the spelling bee. You know, you spell the words, but instead of spelling, they ask Shabu to pronounce words. Yeah. Like, pronounce guillotine. Or no, because I would tell them, they go, pronounce this word. And then they have a word on the screen, and it says quesadilla. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:20 And he's like, quesillo. But you know with Shabu, you can never predict what he's going to do. So they'll say, pronounce this word. And he like, K-Cillo. But you know, with Shabby, you can never predict what he's going to do. So they'll say, pronounce this word and he goes, every word?
Starting point is 00:28:29 In any facet? In any facet. In any facet though? Here, apparently it's Chin makes tacos, makes tacos, which,
Starting point is 00:28:36 you know, he's a multi-talented guy. He can cook too. I had tacos last night. Chin is better than this show, I would say. Yeah. He belongs somewhere,
Starting point is 00:28:43 you know, that could use his talents better. And this one is posted by ICHDZ. I did. I'm a noodle taco. I drained this out as much as I could, took out as much hominy as I could, and this is what I'm left over with. This is guacamole I made with this.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Hopefully it's not backwards. It probably is. And these are zero net carb tortillas, which we'll see about that. I'm warming up the tortilla over a flame. As I've been taught from my friends. Ay, Dios mio. Chin. To watch his fingers.
Starting point is 00:29:15 This is what we have right now. A little drizzled cheese. Nice. And then this is the stomach lining. Petripe, tripe, menudo, and of course a giant bottle of Cholula. This is what it looks like before it goes down the hatch. Chalula sucks. Yeah, the food looks okay.
Starting point is 00:29:29 And here we go. Of course it's delicious. Give it a shot. Damn. Have you ever made a menudo taco? If he keeps this up, he might be on Food Truck Diaries. Yeah. He might go to Chin's house or his apartment or whatever.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Also, too, that was, you know, that was tripe, right? Tripe. No, what does that mean? Tripas. Oh, really? That's what menudo is? I don't know if that's what menudo is. Listen, I don't make menudo.
Starting point is 00:30:06 I don't like menudo. I'm a pozole guy. I thought menudo was a... I didn't realize that it was a food. I knew like Ricky Martin was in a band called Menudo. Oh, he was? Yeah, remember? Before he became famous?
Starting point is 00:30:16 It was like a boy band or something. When he was... Before he started living the life... Living La Vida Loca. Yeah. Pre-Living La Vida Loca days. You're like, cut all that out.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Keep it in. Keep it in. Listen, 10 minutes of living La Vida Loca. Well, yeah, I don't know. I,
Starting point is 00:30:38 I'm not a big fan of Manuto. I don't know how you feel about that. I don't, I've never had Manuto. I think it's interesting that Chan is doing all these lifestyle YouTube things. Yeah. Trying to do side projects, I guess. It's healthy, dude.
Starting point is 00:30:51 It's healthy when you got all those toxic people around you. Right. Use your audience, Chin. Yeah. I mean, that video was kind of boring, and it looked like he was going to burn himself at one point. You know, you got to fail before you succeed, as we we know well and it's also very endearing for chin to just love r&b you know i mean yeah and when he was making when he's putting in like the
Starting point is 00:31:12 chalula and all that stuff i was kind of just thinking to myself okay mr whole foods can't control myself yeah chalula worst hot sauce on the market dude I still yeah I agree it's I like it I like all hot sauce I think the worst is probably Tabasco like I like Cholula more than Tabasco
Starting point is 00:31:31 but it's it's one of the lower rated ones for me there's Tabasco Chipotle though yeah the Chipotle version of Tabasco is better than Cholula
Starting point is 00:31:39 there's no redeeming Cholula though well that's all the clips for today dude that's all the clips thanks for tuning in join the Patreon join the Discord
Starting point is 00:31:45 have a great week bye

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