10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub STEALS Bobby Lee's joke! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #33
Episode Date: January 18, 2023Thirty-third episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub ...
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Another hateful comment, what are we doing here?
My tattoos are blood, but sir, I must be redacted
But you see, it's not me, it is my family
In my head, in my head, their kids are dead.
With Tiger and Boston and their face on my arms.
In my head, in my head, they are zombies.
In my head, In my head.
Chime bears, chime bears, chime bears.
What's in my head?
In my head.
Chime bear, chime bear, chime bear.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
One take.
Please don't post the song from this week. We do it because youtube loves it and we have a fun
time doing it but it's not always netflix and this week maybe blog bus and this week we might
not even post this we'll probably post something but you know we'll see anyways uh that's not why
you're here welcome back to 10 minutes of shab um join the patreon if you are if you're interested
we're putting new content out on there not shop
related but that's again that's not why you're here you're here for 10 minutes of shop start
the timer now i never heard somebody call it patreon i call it patreon patreon i just go back
and forth you know all right first of all we wanted to give a shout out to mr president a
banana he posted our song and made a little music video to it, dude. Yes, thank you.
Very cute.
I love it. Yeah.
Took some Kratom and I took it down.
Happy hippo.
Half a brain and a whiskey of sour.
And I saw my reflection
in the merch cover table
Till my drugness brought me down
Oh, mirror in the sky will collide with a foot
Will Annie walk me to my fucking truck?
And I messaged all the chicks on Trash Tuesdays How did he find a picture of the truck?
This part I feel a little proud about.
I like the lyric, but I want, do not tag me on her Instagram.
Someone tag me on her Instagram.
Oh my God.
I don't, please.
You love it.
Look,
he's smiling.
I'm laughing.
Yeah.
Nervously.
I don't want that to stop.
This is just a joke line.
There's no rumors or anything.
It just sounded funny.
Oh, come on.
Cheer up, Brandon.
Here's where Gerardo comes in.
Joe.
Right now.
With the beard.
Yeah.
Dude. It's just done so well.
President A Banana.
Yeah.
You really, very good.
Killed it, dude. Thank you.
For the first clip of today, this one's posted by LowAd3570.
It's called Boppa Struggles to Take a Sip.
Classic Boppa-ism.
Have you seen this clip yet? I don't think so.
There's been like three or four clips about this already.
I just love him not being able
to ingest things.
Well, he's doing a bit.
So he's doing it on purpose?
Yes. He's trying to say
something that he doesn't believe.
Where he's like, oh, you know, Dana White didn't beat women.
Like that kind of stuff.
Yeah.
Only he's the guy that gets that thing.
Yes.
I mean, nobody else does that as far as I know.
All right, here we go.
All right.
The biggest, I think this is probably the biggest news over the last couple
of weeks.
Jake Paul.
I think Dana's bigger, but yes, it's big.
That's true.
So yeah, but well, it depends what news outlet you are.
There's yeah.
People are actually covering this one
so Jake Paul
signing
he really does
kind of look like
Joe Camel
a little bit
who's Joe Camel
you know on the
camel
the camel from the
cigarettes
who has the big
oh yes
yes yes yes
he's got that
bottom lip
Boppa the comedian
genius
facial auteur the next clip is called there's so many clips of him doing
that coffee sip thing this week so i kind of just got that one out of the way okay mr whole foods
we watched gringo poppy this morning yeah yeah we yeah we re-watched again uh this one's called
you get everything wrong don't you posted by Rogan is Shorty Pie.
Oh, and the guy from Tanks reached out to me.
The head host reached out to me.
So let's get you a tank.
He's from Tanks?
Tanks.
Huge show.
Tanked.
Tanked.
Tanked.
It's off air now.
15 seasons.
Really?
You get everything wrong, don't you?
I mean, just you're in Tanks.
Tanks?
My brother-in-law and my nephew are like he said
never can ease her or something like you need her meyer needle meyer so hard yeah that's funny
all soccer fans were like what the fuck no no wait what were we talking about
what we don't know their name either that's the best part you didn't say shit I know Messi and fucking
and Ronaldo
outside that you and me don't know shit
and the other guy I know Polsic
he's American
Mbappe
Mbappe
alright wait what about
we were talking about something else before we got into this shit
point is I'm
Bubba Gump.
I raise shrimp now.
Did you say posit?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought that was Chin saying posit.
I thought it was the clip.
What are you saying?
He sets it up.
He goes, you get everything wrong.
And he's like, he doesn't really rebuttal.
And then he gets three names wrong.
It's wild.
Do they do that on purpose?
I don't know.
What's Polsic? Polis on purpose? I don't know. Pulse. What's Pulse six.
What's the list?
Polisic.
Polisic.
Okay.
Impulsive.
But what I don't get is why does it just don't talk about soccer?
Yeah.
It's almost like they're doing it because they know we think it's funny.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's offensive.
Apparently
Niedermeyer. Oh, well, I'll tell you what, It's offensive, apparently. Niedermeier.
Well, I'll tell you what.
There's a lot of Bapas in the comment section
calling me Geraldo.
Hey, you know, your name is hard.
There's going to be a little bit of...
Wouldn't want any other way, Bapa.
Let's play the rest.
The rest is just five seconds.
I don't know what else is on here.
Let's see.
What do you got, Chad?
Wait, what were we talking about?
See?
You always play the end.
It's always golden.
That reminds me of like the clip where he's like.
Yeah.
What is it that he's dating Miley Cyrus's dad?
He's dating Miley Cyrus's daughter?
Yeah, dude.
Classic.
All right.
So this next one's called Bop story about getting molested by a kid
with downs have you seen this yet uh it sounds vaguely familiar to me let's check it out trigger
warning posted by uh i downvote cake days doubt it well okay when i was nine i got molested by a
guy with down syndrome don't laugh randall i'm not laughing. Why'd you laugh? I'm just, it's just,
it's such a curve ball.
That's a difficult,
dude.
I got molested.
I got molested.
That's what I was a visual.
No,
I'm telling you, I was a division one.
Right.
This is what I'm saying,
dude.
This made me so infuriated.
That is wild.
Yep.
So he just heard that from Lee and then he,
Oh man,
go play the rest of it.
The, the, he
was like, uh, I don't know.
He'd worked in the athletic building and he had a twin brother who also had Dan syndrome
and he was older and they were going to let them go somewhere else or something.
Yeah.
It's not like a dim syndrome.
He found a way to make it like meaner, more offensive.
He had damn syndrome you know
yeah but i was like oh yeah he's so nice he would always rub my ass he was like i'd be sitting there he's always rubbing me and i thought he rubbed everyone i was like oh he did not rub you guys
you know it's bad when you can hear the buzz of the lights behind what
he's saying it's like he yeah i mean so what do you think he's just completely making up or bobby
lee's story reminded him that this happened to him i think he thinks it's funny okay right yeah
yeah yeah it's not yeah i mean it's funny when Bobby Lee tells, but it comes from a real place.
I don't feel like he really got, you know.
Does he have a joke to go with it?
Or is he just saying that the guy rubs his ass?
I have no, I mean, does he ever have jokes?
That's right.
Probably not.
Yeah.
And also he was Asian as shit.
He thinks dim sum is just an Asian dude with down to no cooking.
I almost said that after the dim part.
I was like, I don't want to be like Bob.
I'm like Bob.
No, when you did it was more
organic.
I don't know. I'm up on charges.
I'm thinking about it now.
Is this the first time you've told the story on air?
No, I've told this before.
Maybe when Bobby was on air.
Oh my God.
It's so ridiculous, though.
Yeah.
Brendan really just thinks like any kind of somebody with anything that makes them different is funny.
You know, wheelchair, mental disability.
It's gold.
Yeah.
Golden.
And you have to bring it up.
He's like, I got molested by a guy with Down syndrome cooking fajitas.
You ever hear fajitas?
He's just stealing all the jokes into one.
All right.
So this one's called,
he threatens to starve the fish if people don't buy tickets.
That'll work.
It's posted by logical scientist.
Two,
two,
two,
one.
Get your tickets right now.
Thick boy.com.
If you don't get your tickets,
these fish don't eat.
That's not cool.
Right?
So let's make sure these fish don't eat that's not cool right so let's make sure these fish eat
yikes is it that desperate that he can't afford fish food right now i mean when you vlog every
day you say some things you regret right right true true so these fish don't eat the next video
is like these kids don't eat brian can't get more sandals or whatever flip-flops yeah all right so this clip
is called uncle joey makes it crystal clear he does not speak to delia callan or brendan
posted by ryan joseph 82 if you guys think i give a fuck about who's doing because who's doing
theaters or who's involved in a fucking child porn thing and all this shit.
You people are fucking crazy.
That's the last thing I want to hear about.
I don't know what's going on out there anymore.
Half those guys don't even talk to me anymore,
and it's okay.
I talked to Tom this last week. I talked to Bert from time to time.
Theo checks in with me from time to time.
Ari's my fucking brother.
Duncan's my brother. duncan's my brother
red band's my brother joe's my brother beside that maybe we don't need the like highest quality
mic on uh joey diaz because you hear all the clicks of his mouth and everything
dang you're a little homeless with joey huh yeah just just a little observation shots fire
this this reminds me of us on the subreddit this This is like, you know, I check in with Hepazit every once in a while.
Yeah.
Haven't heard from Ryan Joseph.
Rogan is shorty pie.
He hits me up every now and again.
President A Banana.
I don't know him.
He's a great guy.
Never met him.
But, you know, these people saying that we're connected, it's not true.
I haven't even heard from Durnham or whatever
and he never reached out to me.
Okay.
What's Sean McCorkle's name?
Big, big, what is it?
These Nuts 5000.
I mean, I talked to him the other day.
He checks in on me.
He checks in on me every now and again.
Thank him.
Thank him.
You know what I mean?
I really couldn't tell you
what the fuck is going on.
But that's exactly, that is exactly how i feel about the james i really couldn't tell you i have no idea
i go on words don't know where he's at some days it's like this is a great song other days people
are telling us that i have small teeth and i should kill myself hard to tell from time to time i talked to josh wolf i talked to my man ryan sickler
but that's it guys i don't know what's going on out there i don't hear from them
i like how he continues saying names so you can like kind of you know corner it out
yeah i mean that that uh jim just going over all the names is pretty funny if you wouldn't
i don't know any of these guys but i know the names yeah if you went on for like 20 minutes
be like luke schwartz yeah it could have been a comedy list yeah this is bad they should have
him reveal the jfl names yeah all right he's in the category of best new guy unwrapped
all right so this next one's called dana stole marketing from brenda it's all marketing posted
by the donk donk the donk donk okay here we go you know what's crazy about dana though so
you know he does the fuck it friday video i don't know if you know that so they definitely
take that from me marketing remember i remember when he was just firing people and he was like
cutting guys i was
like yo dana woke up was like fuck it fuck it wednesday some of his marketing then all that
friday was a k marketing let's call it fucking fridays and he's like that's a brilliant idea
yeah so he i don't know i mean he'll have his wife at the fighting chair
check her out she's there she's cool she cool. She's hip. She's cool.
You know?
Yeah.
It's all marketing.
Is that it, brother?
That's it.
Can you imagine, like, let's say Brennan takes, because he's a very litigious fellow.
Yes.
He takes Dana White to court over this, and he's testifying in front of the judge, and
he says, in my opinion, honor dana white stole this idea
from me and then the entire courtroom laughs they cancel those judges all right all right come on
he's like banging the gavel order in the court one more minute of laughter and then because nobody
would ever believe that someone could steal anything from shop yeah i mean just look at him
go back to that clip yeah look at this a 40 yearold man in a pink Supreme hat. A hoodie that has a big donut that's dripping on it.
It says with three C's.
He takes his wife to the fights.
It's all marketing.
Yeah.
What does he say about his wife?
He just says he takes them to the fights.
Is this before or after the fight?
I'm assuming this is after.
Let's play it again.
Check her out. She's there. She's
cool. She's hip. She's cool.
You know? It's all marketing.
The domestic violence
is marketing? Yeah, right. I don't think
so. This is definitely
after what happened with Dana because at the
beginning of this episode, he's like,
the biggest thing in the news is Jake Paul. He's like, you sure it's not
Dana?
Oh, I didn't know that was what it is.
It makes sense that he thinks Dana White punching his wife is part of UFC marketing.
All the fighters do it.
All the fighters hit their wives, is that what you're saying?
No, there's a lot of instances of fighters, you know.
Yikes.
Dicey, dicey.
Dicey, dicey.
What else you got, Jin?
All right.
So the.
Look at you guys. This next clip
is called
The Redacted Parrot Strikes Again, posted
by NoCauliflower4577.
You use the glycogen,
your muscles actually... Shut up.
Thanks, Chris. Shut up.
Dude. So ass on my
fucking... Man, shut up.
That's a new thing, too. What is that?
I've been seeing SOS, too.
Shut up.
What?
Dang.
Papa's a goddamn rattlesnake this morning, huh?
Shut up.
Be cool, Brendan.
Be cool.
Be cool.
Why is he telling Delia to shut up?
Look at you guys.
It's just all gringo poppy stuff.
If you watch it for 25 minutes minutes it rubs off on you
you're just at the bank and they ask you what what you're there for and you're just like okay
mr whole foods sir do you want to withdraw money deposit it you're fat as shit
how much money would you want seven times a week that doesn't even make sense okay so this next
clip is posted by rogan and shorty pie another he's always posting yeah that's one of the categories
is like what is it something oh another shorty oh really looking at shorty pie clip because you
know you have to do tags when you post oh yeah yeah yeah um this one's called diddler was late
to the show so brenda decides to dox him as a corrective measure.
Let's see what this is all about.
Bro.
Yeah, I were late.
When I finally got the gate open.
Yeah, I were late.
When I finally got the gate open,
I'm in my robe trying to fucking open it manually.
A robe?
Hey.
Yeah, bro.
Hey, you don't want to have to dox you, right?
You wear a robe?
Dude, please.
You don't want to dox you.
Dude, what is wrong with your eyes right now?
They're so heavy.
You don't want to have to dox you, right? right now? They're so heavy. You don't have to
doctor, right?
All right.
Well, that's fine,
man.
All right, man.
By doctor, I mean
no Diet Cokes today.
You know, you can't
always be a Netflix.
Yeah.
And that clip, he
just, I think he just
ran out of steam.
You can't always
impersonate Brian
Callum perfectly.
Oh yeah.
That is kind of like Brian.
Yeah.
That's not, you know, I'm going to have to get,
I'm going to keep you busy, you know?
He's like, my eyes are getting heavy.
Heavy, you know?
I'm always walking around with flip-flops,
just in case, you know?
In case I need to put them on my feet.
He always talks like that.
He doesn't say in case I got to put them on my feet,
in case he has to fight somebody.
In case I got to fight somebody, you know?
I'm always ready, you know? You know, I i'm like in there you know what i mean i'm
like there you know all right so this one's called boppa not understanding the trolls posted by thick
hedgehog 4136 it's so traumatizing you might be right b boy there's that like with the killing
because i mean it's so fucking terrible and tragic and ruins families and lives.
I don't, the Syracuse thing, I don't know why I'm drawn to it. Because then on the other end of that, like really bad, like trolls or haters,
like just vindictive, like really nasty.
I just, I turn a blind eye because I can't even understand that.
But that's the same idea.
So to me with that, I don't understand it.
Like, and I don't want to understand it.
I assume they have their own issues.
That's why they're directing the hate towards us or to whoever i don't understand it because the same
way i guess i don't understand why that piece of shit in idaho killed those kids i don't understand
it because those kids did nothing to him but also when it comes to like me or you with me it's like
hold on you guys want to but you want basically want me to live on the street with my wife and
children because i do free podcasts and stand up well no that's not what it is but to me but there are people there are
people and it never works out wow that's a lot there's a lot there i mean yeah he does have a
point though um serial killers are pretty much the same as writing comments online
the guy that killed five people said like terrible tragedy
in Idaho is no different than what Rogan and Shorty Pie is doing. And he will be held accountable,
taken to jail. Nobody wants, I don't, I mean, there are probably people that are, well,
there definitely are people I'm sure that are way too crazy and take it too far and want
Shob to be homeless on the street. I don't,
I'm enjoying this. As we've said many times,
this to us watching these things as,
as Netflix.
Well,
if being homeless is a fear of yours,
don't call your trolls fucking homeless.
Yeah.
You're,
you just,
that's a good point.
Yeah.
You,
you're like,
I don't even care.
They're homeless to me.
Like you don't care about homeless people.
What about when you get homeless?
Yeah.
You ever think about that? I don't think you did. Okay. When you're homeless on the street Like you don't care about homeless people. What about when you get homeless, Brendan? Yeah. You ever think about that?
I don't think you did.
Okay.
When you're homeless on the street,
it may,
you know,
you'll feel,
you'll know what it's like to be a homeless cat.
And in no way,
shape or form.
Do I want him to stop?
Yeah.
I want him to keep doing it forever.
I wish he hadn't started doing standup,
but now that he's doing it,
I'm like,
I can't get enough.
Yeah.
I mean,
we really did watch the whole
Gringo Poppy this morning, and it
was hilarious. We laughed
non-stop. The part in the beginning where he
goes, look at you guys!
It's just like, it's so
good. It's so funny to me.
There's little parts. Are we Vax Dallas?
Dicey, dicey.
Fat people
are all like, nah, fuck that.
What does that mean? That just doesn't make any sense well he's talking about getting free donuts i know but that doesn't make sense
no nobody that's didn't happen
almost nothing that he says happened i think you guys remember that guy that was all like
oh fuck it with the vaccine. Oh my God.
Okay, Mr. Whole Foods is so great.
Okay, Mr. Whole Foods.
That doesn't make sense why he said that.
Yeah, I don't.
What does that have to do with nacho cheese?
Because right before the,
okay, Mr. Whole Foods,
that guy's like,
you're in your finger and you're all like,
this is nacho cheese.
Okay, Mr. Whole Foods.
Do they have nacho cheese at Whole Foods?
I haven't been in a while, so I don't really know. don't really know it's like the last thing they would like keep in stock yeah
i don't think so uh and also he said nacho twice he said you put your nacho in nacho cheese he's
really self-conscious yeah it is i mean because the whole thick thing is because i guess he's um
a little chunky fat as fuck he's fat as fuck we fuck each other and he's just little chunky. He's fat as fuck. He's fat as fuck. We fuck each other.
And he's just this giant thing that says thick.
Yeah.
I don't think taking like a pop culture,
well, maybe he just really identifies with thick.
I don't know.
I don't want to hate on that,
but it's a lot.
I mean, I would never,
I would wear these ironically.
Like sometimes I wear the thick boy shirt
that Walsh bought me,
but shout out to world record pod.
But if Brendan's watching this,
if he ever gets a chance to see this, I want him to know.
I want you to move into a bigger house, dude.
I want you to get a better studio.
I want you to get nicer cameras.
I want to see you in 8K, dude.
I have more podcasts.
I said, you're doing like six or seven.
Make it 12.
Those are rookie numbers, B.
Yeah, those are rookie numbers.
What you want to call it?
You got Food Truck Diaries.
You got Carl Bassett Fight Companion.
I want to see a San Jose Jack Johnson tandem episode.
San Jose Jack Thompson Experience.
Yeah.
Start doing stuff about ghosts.
I want to see some ghost stuff.
Yeah.
Do some stuff about cool.
The stuff I don't even like,
like I hate those cold shows.
Talk about cults.
I'd love to watch Brennan.
Well,
we know that Brennan likes ghost adventures or whatever.
What is it called?
That one show ghost hunters.
Ghost hunters.
That'd be great.
Amazing.
That'd be great.
Shob's like,
so are the ghosts like gay?
Is there a possibility that it might be?
Are these ghosts?
Like maybe they're trying to secretly like touch my ass or something.
Also do more sports.
Stop just with the MMA thing.
I want to see a basketball football.
I don't even watch football.
Talk about the broadcasters in all sports.
I mean,
there's probably some,
there's probably some sports where they're not getting the best brains.
Are they really,
you know,
we get it.
Talk about the NFL and NBA and all that stuff.
What are your thoughts on Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal?
So,
I mean,
he is right.
Cause he doesn't understand the trolls.
We want more dude.
He really does not understand the trolls.
Yeah.
More content,
please feed the trolls.
Yeah.
And don't listen to the ones like,
I got to kill yourself.
Stuff like that.
That's stupid.
Yeah.
Do not do that.
No violence.
It's all about,
you know
love fun and love uh this one's uh next clip okay now we're done that was like 20 minutes uh and this one's called boppa doesn't like rinks new menu ideas posted by slippy pia lay
fertilizer because you got to get rid of all the weed it could be extreme here but i don't eat fish anymore wait why did it stop oh what and if you if you that's fucking super annoying
this is gonna annoy you too you know i'm hey you hey you order calamari around me especially after
i get an octopus named eddie you if you fuck with and you eat uh eddie affiliate of mine
i'll fight you this is so annoying to me like. Like if Sasso ordered that black squid calamari
that you ordered at Scopa?
Yeah.
So you won't eat cod?
You won't eat anything?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no.
How could I?
How could I?
You're so fucking annoying.
Would you eat a flower horn?
Yeah, I would.
Flower horn?
I don't know what that means.
I'll eat anything in your fucking tank.
You know, flower horns aren't natural. They're not natural fish.'t know what that means I'll eat anything in your fucking tank you know flower horns aren't
natural
they're not natural fish
they're a hybrid
I'll fillet it
and eat it
and then you know
what I'm gonna do
I'll fillet it
and I won't eat it
I'll be like
I'm not hungry
after I got it all
filleted and lemoned up
yeah
lemon and parsley
hey you know me
I like your good joke right
yeah
stop
I'm an addict I like your I'm fun right? Yeah. Stop. I'm an addiction.
I'm fun, right?
I'm fun.
Yeah.
Hey.
Yeah, I'm an addiction.
Why?
I'm an addiction.
I have fish now, man.
It's different.
I'll eat your fish.
You might as well say you can eat my kids.
Put lemon on it.
You might as well say.
Why is he putting his kids in danger all the time, satirically?
I mean, he has the thing he can do, just in case that happens,
is put his wife right in front of him.
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
Brian kills his wife. Try to eat my kids Oh, you're right. You're right.
Brian kills his wife.
Try to eat my kids.
I'll use my wife as a shield.
They're talking about, this is like, I think I'm guessing. Cause he just got the fish, you know?
Yeah.
And, and the last, the other clip he was saying tank.
I kept thinking about tank, you know,
we never got justice for tank and he's,
he's just talking about the show called tanked.
I guess it's a different, it's not even the same name.
This guy really doesn't care. Why does he care about this
fish more than those two dogs
and our beloved Tank? I used to believe you
could separate the art from the artist.
Yeah, this is the thing. Yeah, no. This is a bit far
from us. Yeah.
You can't just take away a dog. I'm hungry.
I like fish. Hey, you know me. I have fun time,
right? Fun time Charlie. Yeah. Talk about
fish? Yeah. It ain't fun.
Really?
It's not funny to me.
Fun time, Charlie.
Talk about fish.
Fun time, Charlie.
Is that the name of the fish?
Fun time, Charlie.
No, I think he called himself fun time, Charlie.
Oh, wow.
But who's Carl Bassett?
Who's fun time, Charlie?
Who's San OJ, Jack Johnson?
Oh, a lot of nicknames to be.
Yeah, dude.
All right.
So the next clip is called some deets
on the big George fight posted
by Rogan and shorty pie. Don't know really know what this
one's about. No, let's see. Speaking of
fighting. How about our boy George's you went to the
yes, but you went to the fights at
the conference. You know our boy George
so
keto George you guys know him from
King the stingless all the weight there is there
with a stomach melting.
Hey, man.
What?
It's not melting.
I know what you're saying.
It's a positive thing.
Don't put him next to Ishii right now. I know.
Jesus Christ.
What are you doing?
What am I doing here?
Keto George lost his fight via submission to a guillotine,
and then tall George beat the shit out of his guy.
So, okay, I was there, and Keto George, I'll tell you
I've never seen him look
the way he looked. He was just like
determined, even when he was walking by
I was like, hey George, because I was luckily
in a row where they walked
by next to me. He was just like
give me a wink, it's all business
and dude, he was so
legit, like a real fighter yeah
i'm so proud of the entire time he was amazing i talked to him afterwards because unfortunately
i couldn't be there sorry with alta and rich chow but i couldn't be there i wanted to i sent
them videos and dude uh the he's like keto george you stopped eating quesadillas and he got caught
with the guillotine there should be a show where it's like the spelling bee.
You know, you spell the words, but instead of spelling,
they ask Shabu to pronounce words.
Yeah.
Like, pronounce guillotine.
Or no, because I would tell them, they go, pronounce this word.
And then they have a word on the screen, and it says quesadilla.
Yeah.
And he's like, quesillo.
But you know with Shabu, you can never predict what he's going to do. So they'll say, pronounce this word. And he like, K-Cillo. But you know, with Shabby,
you can never predict
what he's going to do.
So they'll say,
pronounce this word
and he goes,
every word?
In any facet?
In any facet.
In any facet though?
Here,
apparently it's
Chin makes tacos,
makes tacos,
which,
you know,
he's a multi-talented guy.
He can cook too.
I had tacos last night.
Chin is better than this show,
I would say.
Yeah.
He belongs somewhere,
you know,
that could use his talents better.
And this one is posted by ICHDZ.
I did.
I'm a noodle taco.
I drained this out as much as I could, took out as much hominy as I could,
and this is what I'm left over with.
This is guacamole I made with this.
Hopefully it's not backwards.
It probably is.
And these are zero net carb tortillas, which we'll see about that.
I'm warming up the tortilla over a flame.
As I've been taught from my friends.
Ay, Dios mio.
Chin.
To watch his fingers.
This is what we have right now.
A little drizzled cheese.
Nice.
And then this is the stomach lining.
Petripe, tripe, menudo, and of course a giant bottle of Cholula.
This is what it looks like before
it goes down the hatch. Chalula sucks.
Yeah, the food looks okay.
And here we go.
Of course it's delicious.
Give it a shot.
Damn.
Have you ever made a menudo taco?
If he keeps this up, he might be on Food Truck Diaries.
Yeah.
He might go to Chin's house or his apartment or whatever.
Also, too, that was, you know, that was tripe, right?
Tripe.
No, what does that mean?
Tripas.
Oh, really?
That's what menudo is?
I don't know if that's what menudo is.
Listen, I don't make menudo.
I don't like menudo.
I'm a pozole guy.
I thought menudo was a...
I didn't realize that it was a food.
I knew like Ricky Martin was in a band called Menudo.
Oh, he was?
Yeah, remember?
Before he became famous?
It was like a boy band or something.
When he was...
Before he started living the life...
Living La Vida Loca.
Yeah.
Pre-Living La Vida Loca days.
You're like,
cut all that out.
Keep it in.
Keep it in.
Listen,
10 minutes of living La Vida Loca.
Well,
yeah,
I don't know.
I,
I'm not a big fan of Manuto.
I don't know how you feel about that.
I don't,
I've never had Manuto.
I think it's interesting that Chan is doing all these lifestyle YouTube things.
Yeah.
Trying to do side projects, I guess.
It's healthy, dude.
It's healthy when you got all those toxic people around you.
Right.
Use your audience, Chin.
Yeah.
I mean, that video was kind of boring,
and it looked like he was going to burn himself at one point.
You know, you got to fail before you succeed, as we we know well and it's also very endearing for
chin to just love r&b you know i mean yeah and when he was making when he's putting in like the
chalula and all that stuff i was kind of just thinking to myself okay mr whole foods
can't control myself yeah chalula worst hot sauce on the market dude I still yeah I agree it's I like it
I like all hot sauce
I think the worst
is probably
Tabasco
like I like Cholula
more than Tabasco
but it's
it's one of the lower
rated ones for me
there's Tabasco
Chipotle though
yeah the Chipotle
version of Tabasco
is better than Cholula
there's no redeeming Cholula
though
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